The Secret Life of the American Teenager (2008–2013): Season 3, Episode 21 - Young at Heart - full transcript

Previously on "The Secret
Life of the American Teenagers"...

You're way, way too young
to be moving in with a guy.

It's not just me moving in
with a guy,

it's my son, John, and me
moving in with his father
and my boyfriend.

You guys are my best friends.

But you have
a new best friend.
Adrian.

That's not gonna change anything
between the three of us.

Yeah, it probably will.

Have you and Ben
talked seriously about finances?

Is there a prenup?
You think he wants a prenup?

I wanna do it!
When I'm ready.



I think you're gonna feel better
about me if I stop putting
the pressure on you.

You think we're still
gonna want our own place
after nine years of college?

After nine years
of having sex?

Yeah. As long as we don't make
the whole relationship
about sex.

I had a really nice ti.

Yeah. As long So you liked it?
the whole relationship
Uh, yes, I liked it.

Feeling better
about getting married

and spending
the rest of your life
with me and your daughter?

Much, much, much better.

I'm being completely honest
with you, so...

I don't think I'm ready
to move in just right yet.

I love you, Amy.

I love you, too, Ricky.

What do you think?
You look pretty.



Yeah, I kind of like this one.

Yeah, it's-- it's nice.

But?
No, it's nice.

Well, should I get it?

I don't know.
Is it inour price range?

I don't really have
a price range.

Well, is it reasonable?

No, it's completely
unreasonable,

but, well, I'm only
gonna do this once.

And...I want a wedding dress.

[footsteps]

I have never seen that dress
look better on anyone.

Really?

Darling, that is superb.

[chuckles]

You think?

Is there any way
it could be altered

to...fit?

'Cause the wedding
is only three weeks away.

I'll get our seamstress.
I'm sure she can make it fit.

Yeah, but if it fits now,
it probably won't fit
in three weeks.

Maybe there's something
in an Empire waist
we can do something with.

Let me go check our stock.

There's no time for custom here.
I'll be right back.

Oh, I can't believe
I'm getting married!

It's really exciting.

I wish we had time off
from school so we
can go on a honeymoon.

Yeah, that would be nice.

Of course,
we kind of had

a honeymoon last weekend
when we were setting up
the nursery.

Meaning?
Okay.

I told Ben
I wouldn't tell anyone,

but we did it.

Did what?

You know what.

Last weekend, in the nursery,

when we were unpacking
the baby bed
and putting it together.

And it was amazing.

You had sex?

Yeah, we had sex.
Maybe the best sex
of my entire life.

Wasn't it kind of,
like, awkward?

No. And you wanna know why?
Because that Ben is crazy.

Crazy?
Yeah.

You know, it's the quiet ones
that'll surprise you.

Look, I don't know
what's going on with him.

I don't know if he's been
doing some research
or he's just inspired,

but he is a whole lot of fun.

Oh, my.

Yeah, oh, my.

Girl, do you have any idea
how happy I am?

I mean, that was my one concern
that the two of us

wouldn't get along in that way,
but we do.

I mean, he is crazy fun.

Just crazy!

And I get to spend
my life with him.

Like, I just--
I don't know how
I got so lucky.

I mean...
[sighs]

I just...

I don't know what I did
to deserve all this happiness.

I feel like God
has blessed me.

You know, maybe we should
be getting married in a church.

Because the sex is so good?

Not just good,
walk-on-water good.

Do you know of any church
where we could get married?

Not really.

I mean, we don't have
a minister at our church.

We've just been having
guest ministers
ever since Jack's dad left.

Oh. Jack's dad. Great idea.

Um, well, do you think
he'd marry us at your church?

I thought the judge
who married your parents
was gonna marry you.

Yeah, but I don't want
our marriage

to just be a legal thing.

You can always undo
legal things.

I want our marriage
to be an eternal thing.

I wanna have that kind of sex
for eternity.

You know, there are other ways
to show your love for each other

other than having hot sex.

What about romance?

Uh-oh.
[sighs]

Things aren't going well
with Grant already?

Okay, princess,
let's get you into something

that hot prince is gonna
wanna rip off.

[whispering]
You told her?
[whispering]
Crazy.

♪ Falling in love ♪

♪ Is such an easy
thing to do ♪

♪ Birds can do it
We can do it ♪

♪ Let's stop talking
Let's get to it ♪

♪ Let's fall in love ♪

Hi.

Hi, Grace.

So, do you mind if I come in?

Oh. No, no, no. Please.

Um, I was just cleaning up

'cause my dad and Ashley

ran out to get school supplies
after dinner

and left me with this.
[chuckles]

Um, and I just picked up
John from the nursery.

Oh, here. Have a seat.
I'll get you a drink.

Oh, no. I'm fine.
I just had dinner with Adrian.

We just went and grabbed a bite
after we went shopping
for wedding dresses.

Oh, that must've been fun.
Yeah, it was really fun.

Great.
[chuckles]

She doesn't want
a big wedding,

but she wants a really big
wedding dress.

Does she have any other choice?
[laughs]
Funny.

I thought she and Ben
weren't doing any of that stuff

because they're getting a condo.

Yeah, but her dad said
he'd pay for the dress

and the flowers and the cake
d all that.

That's nice.
I know it seems

as if she and Ben
have everything,

because Ben is Ben,

but I just thought
I'd drop by and--

and ask if you think
that we should throw her
a shower.

I hadn't even
thought about that.

She and I threw you
a baby shower,

so I thought maybe you and I
should throw her a baby shower.

Yeah. Uh...

[chuckles]

Um, yeah, I guess
we should do that.

Or I can just do it myself
if you don't want to.

I totally understand.

No, no, no.
I was just thinking.

I wasn't saying no.

Um, I should do this.

You're right.
You and Adrian did this for me,

so I should do this for her.

It can just be
a small shower.

You know, just us girls,
'cause her mom's going
out of town for a few weeks.

So we could just
have lunch together
or something.

Just, you know,
a small gathering

so she knows
that we all support her
and care about her.

I don't know how much money
I have to put into this,

but, uh, I'll see
what I can afford to do.

Of course. Yeah.
I haven't even talked
to my mom about it yet.

And I don't have
a job, so...

We can just
talk about it tomorrow.

Okay.
See you at school tomorrow.

Yeah.
I'll see you at school.

And, you know,
it was really nice
to see you at home.

I haven't been here in ages.

No. Not since you came over

to offer me a job
at the church nursery.

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

I really owe you, Grace.

I don't know what I would do
without that job.

It's really been a lifesaver.

And John loves it there.

So you know what?

I'm sorry I didn't respond
a little more
enthusiastically here.

I'm happy that you asked me
to help you throw Adrian
a shower.

I'll do whatever I can.
Thank you.

I think it's gonna be
a lot of fun.

Good night.
Good night.

[sighs]

Great.

Like I need this.

[beeping]

[ringing]

Hi.
Yeah. Hi.

I thought you were gonna call me
when you got home.

I got home,
and Dad had dinner ready.

So I ate,
and then I fed John,

and then I gave him a bath.

And now I am cleaning
the kitchen,

and I've got laundry to do
and a test to study for.

So I just forgot.
I'm sorry.

Yeah. Well, I hate
to point this out,

but if you'd moved in
last weekend,

I could be helping you
with John,

and dinner and laundry
and everything else.

I know. I just wasn't ready
to move in last weekend.

Are you gonna be ready
to move in this weekend?
I don't know.

Maybe you could just
stay over this coming weekend.

Ricky, I don't know.
Just Friday night.

We'll see.
Are you saying "we'll see"

because I said "we'll see"
to you?

No. It's just,

I think that if we plan
when I'm gonna stay over there,

then I'm gonna get all anxious
and nervous and not
wanna stay over there.

I make you that nervous?

Well, the thought
of having sex with you
makes me that nervous.

Nervous in a good way.
Not a good way for me.

You came over here
a few weeks ago

and practically ordered me
to have sex with you.

[chuckles]
I was feeling pretty confident,
wasn't I?

Yeah. Well, I hope
you're gonna feel

that confident again
sometime soon.

Yeah. Me, too.

I gotta go. I'll call you
before I go to bed, all right?

Yeah. All right.
Talk to you later.

Yeah. Later.
[beeps]

[beeps]

[knocks]

I just wanna say thank you
for the shower.

That is so sweet of you.

It's the least I can do.
I mean, you gave me a shower,

and that's when
I went into labor,
so I'll never forget it.

Yeah, but that one
was kind of lame.

I'm sure the shower you give me
will be much better.

Much, much better.

I'll try.
I'm sure you will.

[sighs]

So, if you're home,

I guess you're not
living at Ricky's.

No. I decided to wait
a little longer.

You decided.
Yes. I decided.

Oh. So I guess last weekend
didn't go so well?

This has nothing
to do with sex.

Or, actually, it does.
I decided to wait.

Oh.

Wait longer.

Ricky's gonna
be waiting longer.

Hasn't Ricky supposedly
been waiting for months?

Not supposedly. He has.

And he can wait a little longer.

I don't know how far
I'd push this waiting game.

It's Ricky.
You know what I mean?

I trust him.
Yeah, I trusted him, too.

My relationship with Ricky
is completely different

than your relationship
with Ricky.

I know.
And my relationship with Ben

is completely different
than your relationship with Ben.

I don't wanna go
into any details,

but last weekend was crazy.

I don't know how you let
that one get away.

I mean, wow.

[sighs]

I have to go
before I say any more.

I just wanted to say thank you
for the shower.

No. What you really
wanted to do

was let me know that
everything went well with Ben.

But I'm okay with that.

Oh, things didn't just go well.

Things went crazy.

Good night. Thanks again.

He's unbelievable.

Best night of my life.

Even that far along?

Oh, yeah. Even.

And I'm sure that
when you and Ricky
finally get around to it,

it will be a very...

nice night in your life.

Bye.

Good night.

[phone ringing]

[sighs]

[beeps]
Hello.

Hey, why don't you just
come over here now?

We hadn't planned
on doing anything tonight,

so this way
it'll just be spontaneous.

You won't have time
to get nervous.

And what should I do
with our son?

Should I wake him up
and bring him
over there with me,

or should I leave him
in the house
and let Moose watch him?

No one's here.
Okay. I'll come over there.

And risk Dad and Ashley
walking in on us?

No. I don't think so.

Besides, I'd have to clean up,

and I still haven't
done my homework.

So that's your excuse now
for not having sex with me--

you haven't done your homework?

Hey, I don't need an excuse.

I'm not making excuses.

I'm just saying no,
that's all.

You really wanna say no to me?

[chuckles]
You know how I am.

Yes. And you know what, Ricky?
I do know how you are,

and I know that at this point
in our relationship,

you wouldn't do anything
with anyone else but me.

You might not know that yet,
but I know that.

You don't know anything.
And it sounds as if

you're throwing down
some kind of a challenge here.

No, I'm not doing that.

I'm just saying
how much I love you,
and I know you love me.

Yeah? Well,
if you love me...

All right.
That was kind of lame.

But I don't think
we should be doing this
or not doing this.

Tonight's not
the right night, Ricky.

We'll know when
it's the right night.

Any night is the right night,
because I do love you, Amy.

And I love you, too,
but I don't want just sex.

Well, maybe we could start
with just sex
and see where that goes.

No. I think
we already did that.

Fine. Good night.

Good night.

[beeps]
[chuckles]

[beeps]

[sighs]

Wow. So,
all this would be mine if--

If something
happened to me.

But nothing's gonna happen to me
for a long, long time.

Yeah, but when something
does happen to you...

[laughs]
Wow.

I'm sorry, but you seem
a little too happy

about something
happening to me.

No, no, no. No, that's--
that's not it.

I'm just happy.

Yeah. I've been
watching all week.

You seem happy.
Very happy.

Out-of-character happy.

I know you're under
a tremendous amount
of pressure here,

and I was just wondering,

what's making you so happy?

I mean, I hate
to ask you this, but--

But, yes, we did.

Adrian and I had sex.

If you must know.
I mean...

No, I must not know.

Or I didn't wanna know, anyway.
Not about that.

You were asking
why I was so happy.

That's why I'm so happy.
Okay.

But why did you think
I was so happy?

I mean,
what were you gonna ask me
that you hated to ask me?

I thought maybe you were trying
to handle all this pressure

by doing drugs
or drinking or something.

Oh, funny.
No, no, no, no.

After last weekend,
you don't have to worry

about my ever doing drugs

or taking a drink
for the rest of my life.

Whoo. Believe me.
[chuckles]

I believe you.
And I don't wanna hear
anything about that, all right?

Let's talk
about the prenup.

As far as I'm concerned,
Adrian and our daughter

are welcome
to everything I have.

Did you read this carefully?

You don't have anything.
It's all mine.

And if something
were to happen to you,

then whatever you would get
would go to Adrian and the baby.

Now, what the prenup says

is that that would only happen
after a number of years,

and the percentage
that Adrian would get

goes up with
each year of marriage.

Now, your daughter
can't really get anything

until she's 30
because that money's in a trust.

And then she'll get
a small amount each year.

Ruben will go over
all of this with Adrian.

All right.

Do not take this lightly.

Make sure
you understand this.

All I really understand
is that I'm going to be

a very happy man
for the rest of my life.

Maybe.

No, definitely.

There's an old saying, okay?

And it goes
something like this:

During your first year
of marriage,

You put a penny in a bucket
every time you have sex.

Then, starting your
second year of marriage,

usually about the time
when the baby comes along,

you take a penny out
every time you have sex.

And you won't drain that bucket
if you're married for 50 years.

We'll see about that.

The woman
is having your baby.

Things are gonna change
after the baby gets here.

Yeah, it would seem
only for the better.

Although I don't know how
things could get any better.
Whoo.

We are done here.

All right.
Nice talking to you, Dad.

I'm just gonna go look
for a big, big bucket.

[golf ball thuds]

[Jack]
What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?
I asked you first.

I don't know
what you two are doing here,

but I know
what I'm doing here.

Not having sex.

[chuckles]

I've been taking
the damn bus

for a week.

I never meet anyone.
Anyone!

So, uh, I thought you and Amy
were moving in together.

What happened?
I thought you and Madison

were gonna stop doing
what you're doing
and do the real thing.

What happened?
Her stepmother asked me

to step back
and stop putting pressure
on Madison right now,

so we stopped
having sex altogether.

I didn't really wanna know.

I just asked you
because you asked me.

How long have you two
been seeing each other?

Do you really wanna know that?
Yeah, I really wanna know that.

And I really wanna know
how you don't really have sex

after however long
you've been together.

Because I know
it's a long time.

He plays football

and basketball and volleyball,

and he goes bowling.

I play sports
because I like to play sports.

Yeah, I play drums
because I like drums.

But I like sex better.

Right now,
I'm not having sex.
Join the club.

That's not a club
I care to join.

You know, uh,
Grace asked me
if I'd ask my dad

if he'd marry Adrian and Ben.

Apparently
they had sex last weekend,

and the two of them
thought they saw God
or something.

Why not me, God?
Why not me?

Do I really need to know
that Adrian and Ben
are having sex?

Apparently everyone knows.

Just like everyone knows
you and Amy probably
aren't having sex.

Of course, not me,
because I never know anything.

[sighs]

[door opens]

Good morning.
I'm just grabbing some milk.

We're out of milk
out there.

All you have to do
is write "milk" on the list,
and Mom will get it for you.

It's not that difficult.

Looks like someone's
not in a good mood
this morning.

No, I am.

No, you're not.
Have a fight with Grant,
is that it?

No, I did not have
a fight with Grant,
and I'm not in a bad mood.

Why, did you hear something?
No. Was there something
to hear?

No.
All right.

Well, I talked
to my dad.
Oh?

And I didn't ask him.
[sighs]

I thought about it,
but I didn't.

I really don't have any reason
to do you any favors.

I believe you're sleeping
in our guest house,
aren't you?

Yeah, but that was a favor
from your mother, not you.

Are you saying
you want a favor from me?

I hope you don't mean
some sort of sexual favor.

I didn't say
I wanted a favor.

I don't want a favor from you,
sexual or otherwise.

Well, you already got
a sexual favor from me,
if I recall.

That wasn't a favor.
You waed to do that

just as much as I did,
and you thought it was great.

Yeah.

It was so good you thought
you'd killed your own father.

[scoffs]
I know. How stupid was that?

It wasn't stupid.

I mean,
we were good together.

It was a good night
for the two of us.

My father died that night.
That was not a good night
for me.

Before you found out
your father died,
it was a good night for you.

I guess.
You guess?

I don't even really
remember it that much.

It was your first time.

Yeah, maybe I'm blocking
it out or something.

I wish we'd waited.

I wish my first time
had been with Grant.

And I'm lucky that
doesn't keep him from
wanting to be my boyfriend.

Yeah, well, I doubt
you're the first girl
he's been with.

And he's lucky
that didn't stop you from
wanting to be his girlfriend.

Well, thank you.
Don't thank me.

Somehow a remark
just accidentally
turned into a compliment.

You annoy me.
You and Grant.

[chuckles]
Why, because we're having sex,
and you're not?

I could if I wanted to.

Maybe I've grown up
a little this year.

Maybe I don't have to have sex.

Maybe I'm okay
with being in a relationship
without having sex.

Or maybe you and Madison
don't really love each other.

Maybe that's why you're okay
not having sex.

Just so you know,
I already called your dad,
and he said he'd do it.

He'll marry Adrian and Ben.
Isn't it funny
how you have my dad's number,

and you know him well enough
to call him,

and yet you haven't
even met Grant's father?

And you're having sex
with Grant.

And I did hear,
and I know what
the fight was about.

Hi.
Hi.

So I'm going to pick up
my wedding dress
this afternoon.

Do you wanna see it?
Oh, thanks,

but I have to work
this afternoon.

But if you want,
you can come over, and we could
talk about your shower tonight.

On a Friday night?

No, not tonight.

I have other things
to do tonight,
if you know what I mean.

Ooh. I'll talk to you later.

Hi.
Hey, there.

Hey, so what time
do you wanna go out tonight?

How's 3:30?
[laughs]

No. I have to go to work.
I don't get off until 5:00.

Well, then,
I'll see you at 5:15.

Well, I gotta go home
and take a shower.

Well, how about I meet you
in the shower at the condo?

I like that idea.
What kind of soap do you like?

I'll bring the soap
and the shampoo.
You just bring you.

Hi, guys.
Hi.

Hi.
Hi.

We wanted to see if you guys
wanted to catch a movie
or something tonight

since we didn't get
to go out with you last weekend

and haven't talked to you
all week.

[together]
Not tonight.
Tomorrow night?

No.
I'm trying to make
an effort here

since Ben said
he wants us to be included
in your new life together.

Well, it's gotten newer,
and I've changed my mind.

You two were right.
You can't be included
in everything.

Oh, but I do want you
to come to my shower, Alice.

Grace and Amy
are throwing me a shower.

Sure. I'd love to come.
And that's really nice
of Grace and Amy.

Yeah, well, I guess everyone
is just happy for us
and the baby.

Have a nice weekend.

"Nice weekend"? Weekend?
We're not gonna see him
all weekend?

What happened?
What happened between
last weekend and this weekend?

I bet I know what happened.

I bet you don't.
She's having a baby.

They did not have sex.

I think they did.
Well, they didn't!

And now I have to go
to a stupid shower for her!

Yeah, well, she's our
best friend's soon-to-be wife.

You're probably gonna have to do
a lot of stuff with her.

No, I'm not.

Embrace it.

I was wrong,
and you were right.

I should've introduced you
to my parents by now.

Yes, you should have,
but thank you.

This is so sweet.
[sniffs]

I got it from our garden,
so it actually smells.

And my dad suggested it.

And it's my fault
if you're closer to Jack's dad,

and you have his phone number,
and you talk to him
and not my dad,

because you don't
even know my dad.

And?

And I love you.

I love you, too.

And you're gonna introduce me
to your parents when?

Tonight. But we'll
have to make it early.

Okay. How early?

I don't know. 5:30?
Okay.

Thank you.

Hey. I got that.

Here.
Thanks.

You know where this goes.

[chuckles]
Thank you.

I missed you
last night.

Oh, I missed you, too.

If you're doing this
so that people will think
that we're having sex,

I don't really care.

I like kissing you.
A lot.

Why don't you
bring John back over tonight,
and you stay over, too?

No. That's okay.

I thought we wanted to see
what it's like to be a family.

We do want that.
I want that.

I want that too, and...

[whispering]
I wanna sleep with you, Amy.

I know.

You know? And?

And when it's right.

Okay. Well, suppose
we have an agreement

that until it's right,
that I can do whatever I want?

You can do whatever you want.

Look, Ricky,

I promise that
for the rest of our lives,

you can do whatever you want.

You just can't do whatever
you want when you want with me.

And that's just the way
it's going to be,

because the only way
I'd be comfortable

is if I feel like
I have complete control
over when we have sex.

I don't think I'm ever
just gonna do it with you

because you wanna do it.

Not even if we're
living together or--

or even if we're married.

I want our relationship
to be more than sex.

I thought it was.

It's only 5:30.
Why are you going out
at 5:30?

Because that's what time
Grant said his dad
likes to go out.

At 5:30?
Yeah. And Grant's parents
really want to meet you,

so they're gonna come over
here first, and then Grant
and I are gonna go out.

And leave them here with me?
No, I don't think so.

Well, I hope not.
Honey, I just got home,

and I haven't cooked anything,
we don't have any food
in the house, and...

Well, it's not even dinnertime,
and I have been
running around all day

getting ideas for that shower
you're gonna throw next week.

Well, I told you I would do it.
Yeah, but you did it last time,
and it was totally lame.

Well, I really appreciate
everything you're doing,

especially since
we're not inviting mothers.

Thank you.
You're welcome.

Maybe you should
just get in there

and whip up something
for Grant's parents to eat.

Maybe, like, appetizers
or something.

I don't wanna get in there
and whip something up.

Why don't you whip something up?
Because all I know
how to make are cookies,

and this feels
too grown-up for cookies.

[doorbell rings]

Maybe we could just offer them
a cocktail or something?

A cocktail?

Honey,
I don't make cocktails.

I have a bottle of wine,
but it's been open for weeks.

Hi. You must be Grace.

I'm Carrie Costigan.

Who?

I would assume Grant's mom.

Grant's last name
isn't Costigan.

I kept my maiden name.
Oh.

Well, hi.
I'm Kathleen, Grace's mom.
Come on in.

So nice to meet you finally.
And you, Grace.

Look at you.
You're gorgeous.

Grant said you were gorgeous.

And he said the same thing
about you.

No, actually, he said
Grace's mom was hot.

Oh.
[laughs]

Oh, that's so nice of him.

I really like Grant.
Even before he said that.

Um, are you by yourself?

Well...
[Grant]
We're coming.

We're coming.

Hi, Grace, Kathleen.

You met my mother Carrie?
We met.

And this is Grant's father,
my husband of 20 years.

This is Vic Foeburg.

Vic Foeburg,
the Voice of Sports.

Nice to meet you, ladies.

Wanna ask me to come in
and sit down,

or should I just
end my days here at the door?

Oh! Oh, goodness. Yes.

Come on in.
Please come in.

Oh, one of those
May-December romances.

[Vic]
May 1969, December 1930.

That's our favorite joke.
[chuckles]

See, I was born in '69,
and the B-man was born in '30.

You got yourself a boyfriend
with some good genes, Grace.

[chuckles]

[both mouthing words]

Your plate's in the microwave.
Why are you late again?

I told you I was gonna

take John out to dinner,
just the two of us.

Oh, Ricky's busy tonight?

If he is,
you just let him be busy.

That was
a good decision you made--
waiting to move in with him.

I don't know
what Ricky's doing tonight.

I just wanted
to go out with John.

Too many dishes for you
last night?
There was a lot of dishes,

but I really enjoyed
the dinner, Dad,
so I was fine cleaning up.

It's just that last night
was a school night,

and I cleaned,
I had to entertain
Grace and Adrian,

I fed John
and gave him a bath

and got him to bed
and still had homework to do.

I don't know,
I just feel as if every night,

I'm rushing through
what I need to do for John

to get to what
I need to do for me.

So tonight we went out,
and we took our time eating,

and we played
those little arcade games

and drove the little cars,

and, uh, we bopped
the things on the head.

It was fun.
So having a baby is now fun?

It should be fun for him
to be baby,

just like it
should be fun for me to be
a teenager some of the time.

And it should be fun for me
to be a teenager
some of the time,

but Toby's car's in the shop,

so Dad volunteered to drive us.

You wouldn't wanna
loan Toby your car, would you?

No.

You're going out
with Toby tonight?

I am going out
with Toby tonight.

She's going out
with Toby tonight,
and I'm going with them.

No, you're not.
You're just dropping us off.

I thought that we'd all
just hang out.

Last week,
you were yelling at me
for never being around,

for not being here
so we can get through this
together tonight.

Yeah, but now
I really am over it.

[sighs]
Fine.

You drop her off,
and then we can hang out.

You know,
after I get John to bed.
Where are you going?

Out.
Out where?
You have a date?

No, but if I don't get out,
I'll never get a date,
so I'm getting out.

While they're at the movie,
I'm going to a sports bar.
You're going to drink?

No, I'm not gonna drink.
I'm driving.

I'm looking for women who drink
and like sports.

Fine. Well, then,
I will look forward

to having the house
to myself for once.

To do what?
I don't know.

Maybe I'll start
with a long, hot bath,

and then I'll start
working on that stupid shower.

I'm trying to figure out
what we can do for Adrian.

You're really gonna
give Adrian a shower?
Yeah.

I'm really doing that,

and I'm going to need money
to do that.

How much money?
I don't know.
Whatever you wanna give me.

200 bucks?
What?

Well, it can't cost more
than 200 bucks, can it?

Dad, you are always yelling

at Ashley and me
to stick to our budgets,

and you'd give me $200
to throw Adrian a shower?

You didn't even give me
200 bucks when I was pregnant.

Would you quit competing
with that girl?

Come here, little man.
Come here, handsome.

Yeah! Oh, boy!

[phone ringing]

[beeps]
Hello.

Okay. Last chance.

You wanna come over tonight,
or don't you?

No, I don't. Not tonight,
but thanks for asking.

Is this how it's gonna be
when we're married--

"No, not tonight,
but thanks for asking"?

I don't know. But I'm sure
there will be some nights

when I wanna do it
and you don't.

No, there won't.
It doesn't work like that.

Fine. Well,

it's nice to know
that you'll always
wanna have sex with me.

Even if you don't always
wanna have sex with me?

Yes.

[beeps]
[sighs]

I'm starving.

I ordered in.

Oh, you're the best.

I'm in heaven here.

Yeah. Me, too.

But, you know,
we're not supposed to be here

until after we're married.

I know, I know.

But we're not
gonna spend the night.

I can't wait to spend
the night with you.

[chuckles]

I can't wait
to start our lives together--

me and you and the baby.

Well, I think we're off
to a really hot start.

Yeah.
Hmm?

[knocking]

Yeah, yeah!
I'm coming, I'm coming!

[sighs]

Hey, Toby.
Good to see you.

This your mother?

No wonder you don't wanna
leave home to go to school.

Ashley said
this would be hell.

This is going to be hell.

Why do you two
have to go out tonight?

Well, because
the movie's only showing
at the Art House tonight,

and it's not gonna be on TV,
and Ashley really wants
to see it.

Yeah, all right.
Let Ashley know
you're here, will you?

Gladly.

I can drive them.
I'm Carly, Toby's stepsister.

I see. I'm George,
Ashley's stepbrother.

[chuckles]

How old are you?
You in high school?

No, I am not in high school.

I'm not even in college.

But I teach at
the local community college.

Criminy. I'm gonna have to
sign up for some courses.

Are you interested
in geography?

I might be.

Really, I can drive
Toby and Ashley.

I was gonna go
to the sports bar

across the street
and just wait for them.

No kidding?
That's what I was gonna do.

Then the two of us
should drive them,

and we can hang out together.

Better than not
drinking alone, right?

Right.

[knocking]

Oh, it's my other
daughter's boyfriend.

I thought you weren't
coming over tonight.

I changed my mind.

I'll just let Amy know I'm here.
No, I'll let Amy
know you're here,

and I'll let you know if she
feels like seeing you tonight.

Excuse me, Carly.
I'll be right back.

What are you doing here?

My stepbrother's
Ashley's study buddy.

What are you doing here?
Ashley is Amy's sister.

As in the mother
of your son?

Yeah. Are you going out
with George?

[chuckling]
He's, like, an old man.

I thought
you didn't have anything
about age differences.

And don't forget,
I'm ten years older
than you are.

He's way more than ten years
older than you are.

I am not having sex with him.
We just met.

We're driving the kids
to the movies.

Do you wanna
hook up later?

What time
you gonna be home?

She said
to give her ten minutes.

She'd like
to speak with you.

It's just...

you led me to believe
you wanted to have sex with me,

you wanted to live with me,
so I have expectations.

Aw.

You must be
really disappointed.

Although,
[clears throat]

I must say that

I think you were
a little nervous
about my moving in.

No, I wasn't.

And once I got
my mind around it,
it all made sense.

It still makes sense.
It does.
It does make sense.

So, since we agreed
that it makes total sense--

Then when we do
move in together,

we'll both be ready,
and it'll be great.

Don't build
my expectations even more
with, "It'll be great."

Maybe it won't be so great.
Maybe you'll just

be saying no all the time
once you move in.

I won't be saying no
all the time.

I might say no sometimes.

And by "sometimes,"
you mean how many times?

I don't know.
Look, Ricky, I told you.

I wanna be able to say no
and for you to hear that.

Yeah, you told me that
over and over and over again.

And you don't seem
to be hearing me.

Oh, I hear you.
I hear you all right.
Good night.

Come on.
Don't leave angry.

I'm not angry,
but I am leaving.

[sighs]
[door closes]

[Moose whines]

Moose.

It's not like Ricky
is an animal.

I mean, he can control
the need to have sex
if he wants.

Am I right, Moose?
Hmm? Am I?

Exactly.

[knocking]

Hey, I just saw Ricky leave.
What's going on?

Nothing's going on.
Oh. That's what I figured.

Well, I guess,
since you're home,

and it's 8:00 at night,
and you're in your robe,

nothing's going on
between you and Ben either.

Oh, it's already gone on,

and I'm just home
because I am exhausted.

But since it is early,
I thought I'd see how plans
for the shower are going.

Grace said her mom
was going to come up
with some ideas,

try to get some prices
from some restaurants,

you know, so maybe we can
have it at a restaurant.

You know, so it won't be as lame
as the one you and Grace
threw me.

Great.
Yeah.

So, we'll let you
know something soon.

All right.

Well...
[sighs]

[sighs]
Look,

I can't just go home without
talking to you woman-to-woman.

About the shower?
No, Amy.

About Ben, about Ricky.

Look, sooner or later,
you two are going to do it.

You know you are.
So go ahead. Get in there.

Look, if it's not good
the first time--

I mean, the second time--

then it will get better,
eventually.

So just get in there.
You know, move in.

Because if you wait,
then, well,

I think you're gonna
have to be prepared
to lose him.

I wasn't prepared
to lose Ricky.

And believe me,
it was painful.

And I just--

I just wanna spare you
the pain.

Your serial logic is flawed.

You lost him, and you were
having sex with him.

Yeah.

Well, as it turns out,
I have something better now.

So I know that Ben was...

He was in God's plan for me.

God wanted you to have Ben?

Well, apparently.

[scoffs]

Mmm. It's very...

Old? Oh.

I'm sorry.
I didn't mean "old."

I mean, uh, flat.

[chuckles]
It's okay. You can say "old."

Vic knows he's old.
I know he's old.

But, hey, it works for us.
Most of the time.

I'm sorry.
That was a joke.

I forgot you were Christian.

Oh, I can still have
a sense of humor.

It just took me a second
to get the joke.

Vic's a great guy.

We have a lot of fun.
Mostly during the day.

[laughs]
Okay, I got that one.

He's a few years older.
Decades even.

But I don't care.

He's a wonderful husband.
He's a great father.

I'm sure, because Grant's
a really nice guy.

Oh, thank you.

You just wish he wasn't
sleeping with your daughter.

Are you okay with your son
sleeping with my daughter?

Honestly? Yeah.

I think they're great together.

Hmm. You think it'll last?

Who knows if it'll last?

I mean, my parents never thought
Vic and I would last,

and they're both dead now.

Probably what killed them.
[laughing]

Oh, no...

Was it recently?
That wasn't funny.

Years ago.
[chuckling]

And it was funny.
I just wasn't expectinit.

Oh, you have
a great sense of humor.
Oh, thank you.

I'm really glad Grant
finally introduced us.

Yeah.

I wish we could've
met Jeff tonight.

He's doing some volunteer work
in Africa, in Zimbabwe.

I heard.
And I heard he's a bit younger.

Yes, he is.

But it works for us
most of the time.

I don't know why I said that.
[laughing]
[laughing]

The voice has to have
a personality.

It can't be perfect.
It has to have character.

It's not about the quality
or even the pitch.

It's just got
to say something

about who you are.

And the audience
has to like who you are.

You have to put
your heart into it.

I always put
my heart into it.

Oh, mama!
That one's over the fence!

[chuckles]

That was mine.

And so was
"stee-rike three!"

You know how many guys
have copied that?

Dad. He's joking.

He didn't originate
"stee-rike three."

I can't believe Grant's
never told me
all these things about you.

Well, if he did,
then you could Google me,

and then Grant
might have to worry

that you're only going out
with him because he's my son.

[chuckles]

I would, Dad.
I would totally worry
about that.

Can I tell you, Grace?

This guy here--
he's a keeper.

All I could do
is talk about sports.

This guy's an athlete.

And he's smart.

He was smart enough to say yes
when his gay cousin said,

"I got a girl for you."

And by the way, thank you.
Thank you for fixing up Griffin.

It was kind of an accident.

In love,
there are no accidents.

A few swings and misses,
and sometimes an error or two,

but you gotta play
the game with heart.

That's what I did.

♪ Fairy tales can come true ♪

♪ It can happen to you ♪

♪ If you're young at heart ♪

Come on. Dance, you two.

♪ For it's hard, you will find ♪

♪ To be narrow of mind ♪

♪ If you're young at heart ♪

♪ You can go to extremes ♪

♪ With impossible schemes ♪

♪ You can laugh
when your dreams ♪

♪ Fall apart at the seams ♪

♪ And life gets more exciting ♪

♪ With each passing day ♪

♪ And love is either ♪

♪ In your heart
or on its way ♪

♪ Don't you know
that it's worth ♪

♪ Every treasure on earth ♪

♪ To be young at heart? ♪

♪ For as rich as you are ♪

♪ It's much better, by far ♪

♪ To be young at heart ♪

♪ And if you should survive ♪

[both]
♪ To 105 ♪

[Vic]
♪ Look at all you derive ♪

♪ Out of being alive ♪

♪ And here is the best part ♪

♪ You have a head start ♪

♪ If you are among ♪

♪ The very young ♪

♪ At heart ♪

♪ ["Young at Heart"
instrumental]

♪ [continues]

[knocking]

[knocking continues]

♪ [continues]

Synced By YesCool