The Real Housewives of Dallas (2016–2021): Season 5, Episode 1 - Episode #5.1 - full transcript
- Welcome to Southfork Ranch,
we're doing a shot.
- Oh, my God.
- Brandi's dead.
- Who killed you?
- I don't know. I'm dead.
- This is how we do it
- in Dallas.
- Woo.
- This is a runway walk.
- How have we been
- handling the coronavirus?
- I think D'Andra
- is about to have an orgasm.
- Oh, my God, I love it.
We've all taken this quarantine
very seriously.
Damn it.
- Come on.
- Got to say, it's been really
- nice having a doctor around.
- She's sweet, and I'm sour.
- Is it?
- You're working every day,
- your job is a little
- different than what we do.
- I'm better
- than Doogie Howser.
- All she does is give orders.
- No fighting,
and be honest,
I know that's really
hard in this group.
- You're very two-faced.
- I'm not two-faced.
- That's a lie.
- That's a lie.
- We've been getting along,
as we've been quarantining.
- Am I in middle school again?
- Hell yeah.
- Give me my Birkin, that...
That's my Rose Sakura Birkin.
- Because I sure
- as hell feel like it.
- You think
- I'm an opportunistic person
- That does things
- for personal gain.
- You're darn right I do.
- I want to give them
the childhood that I never had.
- I feel like you
do not take me seriously.
- Probably true.
- Everyone wears a mask.
- I literally just sh... myself.
- I may not be the type
of friend that you expect,
but I'm doing the best I can.
- She's innocent,
- but then I'm targeted?
I contemplated suicide.
- That is so mean.
- Oh.
- Whenever she drinks,
- she flies off a handle.
- I'm afraid
- what's gonna happen next.
- This world really
- could be coming to an end.
- I - you so much,
I'm... ing done.
I'm done with it.
- I don't need your approval,
I need you to get out of my way.
- If you take a shot at me,
it better be tequila.
- I can save your life,
but not your reputation.
- Take it from me.
A sinner is just a saint
who keeps on trying.
- Dallas girls
are sugar and spice,
but I'm still working on nice.
- I love to be pampered,
but I'm nobody's pet.
- Oh, my God, Chunk pooped
on our patio, Court.
Can I suck it up, you think?
- How about I pick it up, I
- think it's a better idea, yeah.
- Watch this,
Cruise, oh, my God.
- You're just an expert
- at blowing now, it's great.
- I know.
- I'm a professional blower.
- Practice makes perfect.
- The cut's not
- my age group, but...
- What do you mean?
- Well,
- it's a little bit older.
- You're half a hundred.
- I look exactly like you,
- it's kind of scary.
- Let me tell you something,
- yeah, you do.
- Right?
- Okay. You ready?
- I'm ready.
- Here comes the Queen of Sheba.
- Oh, my God, mother.
That's too much.
- Join video. Got it.
Kary,
Kameron, how's quarantine?
- It's rough, oh, my gosh,
we're all stir-crazy.
- Oh, there's D'Andra.
There she is, hey.
- Oh, there's Brandi.
- Brandi, can you hear us?
- Brandi?
- I think you're on mute.
Brandi, you have to put
your phone off mute.
- I thought
- I was the worst one -
- Who has gained
- the Quarantine 15
- Because I think
- I maybe one of them.
- I think
I've gained 10 pounds.
- You have not.
- D'Andra, have you been
wearing makeup in quarantine?
- Of course, I have.
- Speaking of kind of coming
- out of quarantine,
- I was wanting
- to get everyone together
And invite you to my house this
weekend for a pool party,
- it's gonna be amazing.
- Who's in?
- I'll bring tequila.
- Are you gonna do
- like a temperature check
When we get there?
- I'm gonna give you
- a rectal temperature check
And be like bend over.
- Ew.
- Cruisey, will you let me
make your sandwich?
- Hilton is gonna do her own.
- Okay.
- You guys wanna know
- a secret that I always do,
- But I never
- tell you guys that I do.
- Come on.
- What?
- When I get the peanut
- butter and jelly on the knife,
- But I never tell you,
- but I lick the knife,
And then, when I do,
I cut the sandwich.
- Oh, my God.
- Eww.
- No.
- I can't see that.
- You didn't see it, too?
When the pandemic started,
we explained to the children
that there was a disease
that was from a bat,
and someone ate a bat.
- I'm not eating peanut butter
- and jelly sandwiches again.
No.
Not from this lady over here.
- They were very concerned
- that someone
Was out there eating bats.
- But I said to them,
- there's a lot of people
That like very unique foods.
Oh, peanut butter
is so good. Hmm.
- Mom.
- What?
- No, I'm making an
Oreo sandwich, are you silly?
- What scares me the most about
coronavirus is the unknown.
People could turn into zombies,
and you... we don't know.
I mean,
we must have been really bad
to deserve a year like this.
God is not happy with us.
There's not very much jelly.
- Yeah. Like,
we should put more Oreo.
- Okay. Are you excited
for Fanci coming home?
- Dad.
- I am so excited,
You guys miss Fanci?
- You think she's gonna
- come home potty trained?
- I mean,
she wasn't when she left.
- Towards the end of last year,
Louis passed away,
and I was devastated.
I waited six months
until I was able
to even think of another dog.
- I just think you spend
- all this money,
- And they're gonna come in,
- and like ruin the,
- The training,
- you're gonna spoil it.
- But if he gives rules like
- don't wear the dog in a purse,
Are you gonna put the dog
in a purse all day or...
- Why, you can put
- a dog in a purse,
Probably not gonna be bad.
Louis passed away
about eight months ago.
But here's what you don't know.
I was in New York for
New York Fashion Week,
and I get a call from Court
that he found Louis dead
on the floor.
I later found out, Court forgot
to give him his medicine.
I immediately blamed
Court for Louis' death.
But we had an autopsy done,
and they did not know
why Louis died.
- I just wanted to be there,
- and to hold his paws,
As he took his last breath.
I feel like Court took
that away from me
because I wasn't able
to do that.
I have been able to move on from
blaming Court for Louis' death.
I have moved on from...
I don't think
I'll ever move on.
- Fanci.
- Fanci.
Fanci.
- I can't... I don't think
- you're supposed
- To be excited when they come,
- you're supposed to stay chill.
- Hello.
- My God, my baby.
Oh, my goodness.
- Oh, my goodness, my mom, your
mom is back, your mom is back.
- Kam, I don't think that's
how it's supposed to work.
- We missed her so much.
Honey, you graduated
from puppy school.
When I brought Fanci home,
she was wild.
- She would bite my tennis shoe,
- and make me drag
Her down the street.
Fanci, did you do this?
- She would potty
- everywhere she wanted,
No concern, no remorse.
- Look how excited
- she is to see us.
- Kam, aren't you supposed to
- not greet her when she comes in?
- Was that okay?
- We're gonna cover that.
- Oh, okay.
Louis did whatever he wanted.
With Fanci, I wanna show her,
mommy is not a pushover.
I didn't talk to you about this,
but I got a doggy bjorn.
- Is that for when
she can't walk anymore?
- I just thought
- it'd be so fun to like go
In a walk with her in my pouch.
- Well, let's, let's find out
- if that's a good idea or not.
- I always give people a hard
- time to have the strollers.
- Oh, we have one.
- We have a stroller.
- My favorite thing to say is,
- I'm so sorry about
- your dog's legs.
- You know,
- I hope they get better.
- Dogs wanna walk.
- Yeah.
- Fish swim,
birds fly, dogs walk.
- So we're gonna cover
- a lot of stuff like that.
I'm happy to be here today.
- Thank you for letting me
- have Fanci,
But this intervention is needed.
What happened at the front
door is the problem.
"Oh, my God, my baby"
all that stuff.
We can't continue to create
that type of energy around her,
- and build that type
- of relationship with her.
I do have a schedule for you.
- Okay.
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God, she's so sweet,
- look at her.
She's looking at us.
- Down.
- She like,
- looks at us with her eyes.
And like puts a spell on you.
- We're gonna have to have
a little bit more self-control.
- So, it's not
- sorority rush every time
- She sees her - That's right.
We call it impulse control.
So I'm asking that of her,
I'm gonna ask it of you.
- Is it true that
- like people start looking
Like their dog like over time?
- You know,
- like that saying, like,
Oh, you start
looking like your dog?
- I hope so. I hope
your hair looks like this.
So, given your history,
this is Fanci's
accountability schedule.
- No way.
- All the house
rules are right here.
- Look at her schedule.
So I can do the elliptical
and she could do treadmill
right next to me.
- Absolutely.
- Mommy-daughter workout.
- Why don't we get started
with the treadmill?
- Okay.
- Okay. Let's do it.
- All right. Fanci show off,
good girl. Look at that.
- So I'm gonna hold
- the leash at first.
- Okay.
- There she is,
so she's smelling it
because she's not used
to the amount of-oh, no.
Fanci, you're not supposed
to do that.
- It's literally just
- the presence of Kameron.
- Right.
- You said
- she's potty trained.
- You made me look bad, Fanci.
- No. It's not you,
it's someone else.
- Court thinks I
- cannot train Fanci,
Are you kidding me, Court?
I trained you,
you just don't know it.
- Way to make
- your debut, Fanci.
- Oh, my goodness. You're
doing so good, look at you.
- Coming up.
- I was ready to like
end my life.
- You made one mistake,
Brandi, one mistake.
- Ready to see your friends?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- It's kind of boring, sitting
- at home for two months, right?
- Hasn't it been three months?
- Oh, yeah. It's actually
- been like three months.
- I miss school.
- You miss school?
- Y'all ready
to go back to school?
- No.
- Really?
Because I want y'all to go back
to school, I will lose my mind.
Yeah? Okay.
- I think they have a Slip
- 'N Slide or something
That we're gonna do.
- So the kids and I,
- how I kept them entertained,
While being in quarantine is,
we've done home experiments.
One, two, three.
- Oh, God.
- We have an archery set
in our backyard
because if the world comes
to an end,
- and the Hunger Games
- happens,
- I'm gonna have two kids
- that are ready to go.
- We're moving this - out.
- Oh, my God, it's not gonna
fit, we got to push it out.
- That way.
- Wait, angle it sideways.
- This is so heavy.
- The only game that I've
- really played with the kids
- Is hide and seek, and I let them
- hide for a really long time.
- I just don't want
it to pop.
I feel like we're not moving.
- Hello.
- Oh, they're here.
- Come over here,
We need help.
- You got this.
Push like you're having a baby.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Oh.
- We almost have it.
- Hi.
- Hey, how are you?
- Okay. This is a Corona-free
- zone, we're filming a TV show,
We've been tested
like a million times.
I mean, honestly.
- God, I miss you.
- We miss you, too.
- Sometimes our masks are on,
- sometimes they're off,
So keep your tweets to yourself,
we are very safe,
nobody's getting a Corona.
- You guys wanna get
- the baby oil and put it on here?
Yeah, put that right there,
yeah. Good job.
- Did you already used
- that whole bottle of that?
- Okay. Slide.
One, two, three.
- Go.
Oh, sh...
- This probably
- looks very sexy.
Oh, sh...
- Go. Brandi, behind you.
This is really bad.
- Shoe shine.
- That was awesome.
- Are you ready to have a drink?
- I'm good.
- Oh, my God, thank
you for coming over. Cheers.
- Oh, my gosh, thank
- you for having us, this is fun.
- I know, I miss
hanging out with you.
- Hello?
- Nobody's gonna help me,
- I'm gonna drop your food
On the floor.
- Oh, hi, darling, how are you?
- How are you?
- I'm okay, honey, how are you?
Good. You look so pretty.
Is this new?
- No, it's old actually.
- Oh, I've never seen that.
- You know, we have to change
- our dinner plan,
- So I had to wear
- an outdoor outfit.
- I can't believe it.
- I love your earrings,
- where did you get those?
- They're Oscar de la Renta.
- Are they new?
- Uh-uh.
- They're a darling.
- No. I'm recycling.
- So I can take pay
- for my business.
- Oh, my gosh,
I'm so excited, recycling.
- That's right.
Before coronavirus,
my skin care business
was doing phenomenal.
- Just got a paycheck,
- I was so excited,
The first of this month,
and I haven't had a paycheck
in a while so...
- If you've got
- your first paycheck,
- I guess that means the company
- is starting to turn around.
- It's doing amazing.
- Then coronavirus hit,
- and everything came
To a screeching halt.
- Okay. So what I did for you,
- since we couldn't get
A Bob's tonight because
the governor has all
these orders in place,
I brought Bob's to you.
- D'Andra was working
so hard to keep the company
going I started 25 years ago.
- And she said, "Mother, I don't
- know what I'm gonna do."
- And I said, - "You know what?
- I'm gonna give you
- a hundred thousand dollars."
- I know it got
- you over that hump.
And I think things
are getting better now.
- Okay. Let's go out, and have
- a glass of champagne and...
- Oh, I love this.
- Now, that's new.
- That's new.
- Lordy, help me.
- One thing.
- See, at the beginning,
D'Andra had not proved to me
- that she was really
- gonna work hard.
- I may have to go
- and, you know,
- Get it... separate my company,
- and get an investor,
- But I just
- want you to know that.
- I'd love for you to do that.
- You can go out here and sell
- on the street, if you want to.
I don't really
give a rip what you do.
Your mother is not
gonna be your bank.
It's not gonna happen,
so good luck, honey.
Her dad would be so proud
of her now if he was alive.
Because she
has changed that way.
She's taken full responsibility
of that company to make it work.
- I'm glad we're out, and I'm
tired of staying at home.
- You won't believe what I did.
I got Tiffany, because she's so
short.
Right there is a pillow.
- Okay.
- Oh, there she is.
- Oh.
- Hi. Here comes
my little girl.
- Well,
- I had to do a little change
- Of the outfit because
- we're outside.
- - oh, my gosh.
It's good to see you, boo.
- Good to see you.
- Hi, darling.
- Hi.
- You look so cute.
Oh, my gosh.
- I just came from work.
- Did you... did you work today?
- I worked all day.
I was in the OR.
Then I went home to take my
decontamination shower
- because I just feel kind
- of gross.
- Uh-hmm.
- Oh. I feel like a queen.
- Would you like some champagne?
- Oh, you are a queen.
No. You're the queen.
- One day, my mother
- came in, and said,
"Oh, D'Andra, I met
the guru of anesthesiology."
- She reminded me
a lot of my personality.
She's intelligent.
She's beautiful. I love her.
- That's why she's
the favorite daughter.
- Oh, I'm so glad to have you.
- Thank you.
You guys had some lunch?
Oh, you started already.
- I started without you.
- Thank you for having me.
- Tiffany is the smarter,
less chunky daughter.
- Oh, yeah. She's...
- Probably because she doesn't
sit around and eat donuts.
- Mother.
- You know?
- How's work going?
- I mean, how's the hospital?
Are you at capacity?
- We are not yet at capacity.
But we don't want
to get to that level.
- You know, there's like green,
- yellow, and red,
And I would say we're yellow.
- Uh-hmm.
- Okay. I don't know
- if I told you.
I got a call from Kameron
the other day.
She invited me to her garage
sale. You knew about those?
- She mentioned it
to me very briefly.
You wanna go together?
- Yes.
- I'll come pick you up.
- Do you know
- who's gonna be there?
- Uh-uh.
- Have you met Stephanie?
- Uh-hmm.
Travis and I serve
on the board of directors
for the family place.
- Of course, you do.
- Oh, my goodness. Yeah.
- Smart people.
- So have you ever met Brandi?
Do you know Brandi?
- Yeah. I mean, I know her.
She seems super fun.
I mean, she's got her hands
full with her three kids.
- Have you seen the video?
- Yeah.
- You look so good.
- Thank you.
- I feel like you're
- in a good place, I can tell.
- I mean,
I feel like everything
that's been going on in this
world has been so crazy.
And I'm not gonna lie, like
everything with all the racist
stuff, like it's just... it's
kind of triggered a little bit.
It's like kind of brought me
a little bit back to that.
- Girl.
- About three and a half years
- ago, I made a video,
And posted it
on my Instagram Story.
The video was of me making
fun of my squinty eyes.
Oh, everybody ask me.
What Asian I am because
of my eyes, they squinty.
I understand that I hurt people,
and honestly,
it was stupid and ignorant.
- I feel horrible about it,
and it's awful,
and I know that she didn't mean
to do anything to hurt anyone.
I adore Brandi.
We have fun together.
- She's one of the funniest people
- I've ever met in my life.
- She is.
- I mean it was in poor taste.
- I don't think she had
any ill-intent in her heart.
She's not
that kind of person.
I think you're gonna like her.
- I did it in front of my
- children, it's horrible,
And I, I wanna be a good example
for my children,
and I was wrong.
- Your kids know
- you're a good person, girl.
- The reaction of people was,
you know, to cancel me,
that I was a horrible person,
a horrible mother.
I couldn't say
I was sorry enough.
I was wrong in that moment.
I'm like, I'm ashamed of that.
I went away for treatment
because I was suicidal.
I had so much guilt and shame,
that I just...
I needed help.
I was willing to like end
my life for,
because I didn't...
- I felt like
- that's what I should do.
- Brandi, no. No.
Never, never, never.
- You made one mistake, Brandi.
- One mistake.
- I will tell you that I
actually have dealt with racism,
being an immigrant
and learning English
when I was six years old,
- and my parents
- had to deal with it.
- But I don't, for one minute,
- think that Brandi
Had any hate in her heart
towards Asians.
- Or anybody else.
- I don't believe that.
- I know her. I know she's... I
- mean, she's a Christian.
She knows that what
she did was wrong.
Don't you agree with me, mom?
- Yes.
- It was a moment in time
where you learn a big lesson,
and you change your life, right?
- Don't you think?
- Oh, yeah. For sure.
I'm extremely sorry
for my actions,
- and the pain
- that I caused people,
Like I... I'm putting
that pain back on myself,
and I'm ashamed,
and I'm sorry.
- I'm so thankful for you.
- Oh, my God, girl. I love you.
I... you're my... you're my sister.
I love you.
- I love you, too. Thank you.
- Coming up.
- I have a gobbler.
- I've got a gobbler, too.
- What?
- Yeah.
- Let's look
- at our vaginas later.
Got it.
- Hi, guys.
Oh, my goodness.
It's really cramped. Wow.
There's a lot of stuff.
- People are gonna think
- I'm crazy.
- They're gonna be like,
- "You're the crazy neighbor
- That's obsessed with pink."
- Oh, my gosh.
- Where should we... where
- are we gonna do
The lemonade stand, babe?
- Just right out there.
- Oh, it... no, we can't
have it that close to people.
- No. But that's how
- are you gonna sell people.
- That's location,
- location, location.
- But that's too close. But...
- It's great.
- I know, babe,
- but that's too close to people.
- We need to put it
- may be right over here.
- Okay. That's fine.
- Oh, my pink tree.
- Your mom told me
- to sell the pink tree.
- Good.
- February, March,
we were under contract
to sell my house,
and we were under contract
to get my dream home.
We're like, you know what?
- Let's do a garage sale
- before we move.
And then, COVID hit,
our buyer freaked out,
and then, he pulled out.
We had to cancel the movers
Are you gonna be sad?
- It's pink. No.
- Maybe I shouldn't sell it.
- No. Don't sell her.
- Oh, boy.
- I don't know.
I've had this garage sale
planned for three months.
My house is currently
on the market.
We're doing it.
- I don't know how
- that got in here.
- Daddy just apparently
- doesn't want this...
- Oh, we're not selling it.
- No.
My mother goose.
When I was a little girl, they
would read me stories at night.
Maybe I should put her inside.
Look, there's your training
wheels, baby.
That is a dog ramp.
- Right. Are you selling it?
- No.
- In order to get this
- dream house,
Even if it stays available,
Court said I have to sell
my current house.
So now, we need a buyer quick.
- Babe, I'm gonna
- keep my mother goose.
- That's ridiculous.
- Kam. Hi, gorgeous.
- Girl.
- Is this your outfit?
- Oh, my God.
- I'm so embarrassed.
- I'm not even dressed yet.
- I need to go through
- My workout outfit on.
- I can't wait.
- This is gonna be
- the funnest garage sale ever.
- You go finish fluffing up,
- and I'll be out here working.
- Okay. Okay. I'm gonna go get
- my clothes on,
- I'll be right back.
- You too. She go, right now.
- All right, sweetie. So glad.
- We're gonna go
- to the lemonade stand, guys.
Wow. That's so many people
in line.
- Mom, we need
- to put our mask on.
- Wait. You can't
- get COVID either, baby.
There you go.
Now, now you're safe.
Now, you're safe.
- We got five more.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Hi, girl.
- Okay. The pink princess
is having a garage sale.
- I know.
- I had to come,
See it for myself.
- There's a lot
- of stuff over there.
- They're all like one
and two dollars, right?
Oh, my gosh.
- She's looking
- at the Range Rover.
- So, a hundred dollars with
- no battery? It doesn't work?
- Wait. It has a battery.
It charges with this thing.
- It looks expensive.
This is a garage sale, Kameron.
- This isn't an estate sale.
- Oh, look, girl.
Oh, my gosh.
- Who is this?
- I love it.
- Is this Rodeo Drive.
- Oh, my God. It's like
- the welcoming community.
- Okay. I'm gonna
- put the top up.
- That's a situation.
- That is what it is.
- I don't understand why Kameron
is having a garage sale.
- It's not like
- she needs the money.
- Come and shop for pink.
- Besides, are garage sales
- even legal in our neighborhood?
I don't think so.
- I'm so excited to see you.
- Hey.
Thanks for inviting us.
- This is my first garage sale
in a long time. Hi.
- I met Tiffany through
some of my mutual friends.
She's very direct.
- How much for the Range Rover?
- She's incredibly intelligent.
- I mean, can you... have
- you seen her resume?
- She's like a baby genius.
- Kameron, is that for sale?
- What is that?
- Oh, yeah, you want it?
- It's a pink tree.
- For how much?
- That should be 300.
- Three hundred?
- This is so custom.
I bought this wholesale $10,000.
It's Swarovski Crystal.
- I love it.
- Hey, that looks like
- it'll fit me?
- Forty-five dollars?
- Yeah.
- Girl, it's originally 600.
- This was Cruise's
- baby diaper bag.
- Oh, how cute.
- Oh, my God.
- I got this in Santorini.
- That is cute.
- Take that back.
- Cary.
- Oh, my gosh.
You look so cute.
- You're - I love you.
- I like your mask. Hi.
- Hi, I'm Jennifer.
- Stephanie. Nice to meet you.
- So nice to meet you.
- I love... oh.
- Here's a face shield.
- So we can see
- your beautiful face.
- Oh, I love this.
- Yeah.
- Okay. This is awesome.
- Oh, Stephanie is here.
- Hey, honey.
- Hi, girl. So good to see you.
- Good to see you, too.
This is awesome.
- Oh, yeah.
- I love this.
- Last year when I
- did not show up to staff,
Kameron threw a big fit.
- Brandi was saying
she's not attending,
and I knew right away,
Stephanie is gonna say,
at a few minutes later,
I'm next.
- I could
- have rearranged things.
- So obviously
- you don't believe me.
The Corona is not as bad
as Kameron Westcott
- would be if I did not show up.
- I know this.
- This is crazy.
- Have you met Tiffany before?
- Yes. How are you?
- Good to see you.
- It's good to see you.
- Good to see you.
- Thank you.
- How long have you
- and Kameron known each other?
- So I went
to high school with Court.
And they've been
together 15 years,
so I've known her 15 years.
- Well, I'm having
a get together Saturday.
- Perfect.
- I would love for you to come,
- Same with you, Tiff.
- Yeah.
- If you're available.
- I've got no plans.
- I'm going.
- Bathing suit cover up,
- like flip-flops.
- You all know
- I can't swim, right?
- Like at all?
- No.
- That's okay.
- We're gonna be there. Okay.
I have like food and drinks.
I'm excited.
- And I get to meet Brandi.
- I can't wait.
- Yeah. She'll be there.
- She's adorable.
- I can already tell
- you guys are gonna get along.
- Because she's so fun.
- I wish she was here right now
- Because this would be...
- Hilarious.
- Like, yeah. She would
- love it. She would love it.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
- I'm excited.
- It's gonna be so much fun.
- And I can't wait,
- a girls' night.
- Coming up.
- I made a very ignorant,
insensitive choice.
- What should we do now?
- We finish
one of three puzzles.
- Can I do some?
- Yeah. You can help.
- Oh.
- Those are almost done.
Maddie, this puzzle is for eight
year olds and above,
- but you're doing
- pretty good on it.
I think you're an
advanced puzzle master.
When his tail wags
that means he's happy.
- Hanging out with you,
babies, and mom.
- Okay. What kind
- of things make mommy happy?
- Not go to work.
- Not going to work.
- That is true.
- I met my husband, Daniel,
in the club, like
When I was 23 years old,
which is also the year
that I attained my MD,
I went from first grade,
no speak English,
to graduating Cornell
when I was 19, top 10%,
to MD,
at the age of 23.
- I'm better than
Doogie Howeser.
Let's go in your room,
and we'll read,
and then, we can do homework.
- It's not boring, Chloe.
- You have to learn,
- so you can grow up to be smart.
- Please.
- We already read
that like 16 times.
- Sixteen times.
- Okay.
Mama is gonna read this
to you
because it's about
a famous scientist.
People like to ask me, like,
- "Oh, do twins run in
- your family?"
I'm like, "No. My ovaries
are just overachievers."
Every ounce of me
is an overachiever.
Marie.
- Ma-what?
- Ma-what? See, you can't
read cursive, right?
It's weird.
Curie.
Yes, I'm a tiger mom.
I would be insulted
if you said that I wasn't.
They won a Nobel Prize
for their research.
Marie became the first woman
to receive this honor.
- And did you get that?
- No. Mommy
did not get a Nobel Prize.
- Did daddy get it?
- Oh, yeah, daddy's definitely
not getting a Nobel Prize.
When I was a child, I was
basically told by my father,
"You will make straight A's."
- I did not ask - my father,
- "Well, what happens
- if I get a B?"
No. And I never found out
because I never got a B.
- She watching.
- Yeah, this is
- my rainbow watch.
- Give it to me now.
- No.
- When they grow up?
- When you grow up,
whoever
has a higher GPA...
- What is a GPA?
- Oh.
- Whoa.
- How is it - that I can keep
A trauma patient
alive during surgery,
and I cannot
make macaroni and cheese?
Explain to me, babe.
- This is great. I love the red.
- Yes. So the whole-
- I love the hay.
- Yeah, the whole theme is
- really coming out
- With, you know, the hay-
- Yeah, it's so good.
It's gonna be so Texas.
- I think we have everything
- for the drinks.
- Plenty - of tequila, right?
- We have a lot of tequila.
- Okay, good.
- I am so excited
- for this party.
God knows we all need a drink.
- It'll be casual, but fun and-
- Yeah, that's what I want.
- Yeah. Okay.
- I wanna people to feel
- Really comfortable
- like they're at home.
- Yeah.
- Babe,
I narrowed it down
from five swimsuits
to these two.
- I like the white one,
- but the black one
- is fine, too.
- Babe, - that's not helpful.
- I wish I was this tiger.
- Hi.
- We're just laying here,
- And I was gonna make
- them help me
Choose what to wear.
- Yes, and I just
- don't want you to be nervous
About coming to my house
because, uh, I got...
- I got a really good feeling
- about it.
- Yeah, I haven't really seen
anybody but you.
- I was honestly
- I'm just a little worried
About how the energy would be.
It'll be interesting
to see how it goes.
- Yeah. I mean,
it's gonna be really,
really good group of the girls.
- Thank you.
- Hey, girl.
- Oh, sh...
I thought that door
just opened by itself.
- Hello, hello.
- Hi.
- Oh, my gosh.
You're a little cougar.
- Hi, good to see you.
- Hi, girls.
- Oh.
- Hi, everyone.
- Hey, hello, hello.
- Oh, my God.
- You guys haven't met.
- This is Jen.
- Hi, Brandi. I'm Jennifer.
- Nice to meet you.
- So nice to meet you.
- I'm a hugger, yeah.
- Me too.
- Hello.
- Hello.
Where is everybody?
- Hello. Hi.
Oh, my God.
- Coming up.
- Hello.
- Hi. Oh, my gosh.
You guys are so pretty.
Hi, gorgeous.
- Oh, my goodness.
- I didn't bring my post checkup
because of COVID -
- It's so good to see you,
- now I'm so excited.
- This is like the most human
activity I've had
- in a really long time.
- Right?
- I just feel like this weird
antisocial person
- who doesn't know how
- to have a conversation anymore.
- Do you know what I mean?
- Yeah.
- You are so good.
- Yeah.
- We are drinking
Kary's famous margaritas.
- Oh.
- You have to have one.
- I think all the tequila
- I'm going to drink
Is gonna kill any viruses.
That's my new motto.
Drink tequila, no Corona.
- I have no idea.
- Oh, I made like 23,000.
- Is that - - What did you sell?
Because there was like a dollar,
- five dollars, two dollars.
- All my clothes.
- Like, listen.
- I need to have a garage sale.
- Ladies,
- do you guys wanna eat?
- Yes.
- I'm so hungry.
- We decided we're gonna -
- Stephanie, you're - Kameron,
- You're out there at the end.
- Are these assigned seats?
- And then this is Brandi.
- And that's Jennifer.
- Jennifer.
- Perfect. Thank you.
- Okay.
- Yay.
- Situation.
- Please say situation
- 900 times and then I'll get...
- I know. She will.
- ...naked
- and jump into the pool.
- Oh, yes.
- Really?
- I do feel like I look
- better naked.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- I'm with you, Red.
- That's what I tell my sons-
- If it wasn't
- for the drippy parts,
- I'd, like, run around
- nude all the time.
- What are drippy parts?
- Like the-
- Your vagina.
- My vagina doesn't drip.
- Speak for yourself.
- Okay.
- I have a gobbler.
- What?
- I got a gobbler too.
- Yeah.
- Oh, wow.
- What's a gobbler?
- Okay, so you know
like a turkey?
- Huh?
- Yeah, that's your vagina.
- I didn't know
- you're talking about it.
- Yeah, let's look
- at our vaginas later.
- Eww.
- Nowhere in my human
anatomy class
did I learn
the term "gobbler."
That is not a scientific term.
- No.
- Gobble, gobble.
- Oh, my God. What? No.
- Oh, my God. They're checking
- the red carpets out.
- I have to go watch.
- That is like...
What is going on?
- This is not for real.
- Maybe that's just something
- Redheads do,
- show each other their vaginas.
I don't know.
- Our vaginas are twins.
- Yeah.
- We're matching.
- Oh, my God.
Okay, hers is a little... mine's
a little orange.
- Yes.
- Oh, my God. I love it.
Woo!
- This conversation
has completely devolved.
- We have matching vaginas.
- She had, like-
wait, wait-
- There's never been a ginger
that I haven't liked or loved.
- Thank you guys
- so much for coming.
I love having you guys.
- It's been quite the situation
- being in home.
I think it really makes you
appreciate friends, and
- what's really important in life.
- Amen.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- Clink, clink, clink.
- Situation.
- So we are gonna go
- around the table.
- Oh, God, I'm scared.
- Don't get scared.
- Are you gonna show
- your vagina?
- No.
- Yes.
- I'm in.
- I'm just kidding.
- We are gonna go
- around the table,
And tell the positives
and negatives
about being in quarantine.
Okay? So my positives
about quarantine,
I have had amazing,
- like, quality time
- with my kids.
Here we are,
just watching a lot of TV.
And my negatives
has been my business.
Because I really wanted
to start making my own money,
and it's been
a really tough time.
Towards the end of last year,
- my business was
- really-oh, my gosh,
- Thriving,
- and I was so proud,
- And we were doing so,
- so good.
- Kary has an amazing
jewelry line.
- Yes,
- so I finally have a piece.
- No way.
- Beautiful.
- Oh, my God.
- Beautiful.
- That's amazing.
- Then the pandemic hit,
and it just completely
took that all away from me.
Cheers.
- Cheers.
- That's my thing.
- So for me,
I decided to take
a couple of spiritual journeys.
I started to see a shaman.
I'd like to be softer,
more compassionate,
less reactive.
- I got off
- all my antidepressants,
All my ADD medication.
If I hadn't slowed down
from coronavirus,
it never would've happened.
- I have no idea
what a shaman is.
Like, I think
of a magical wizard.
I feel like shamans
should be like
in the movie,
like, Lord of the Rings.
- It was about maybe three weeks
in to this pandemic
that one of my twins,
we were talking about something,
- and she was like,
- "Mommy, I like coronavirus."
- And I was like,
- "What did you say?"
- And she was like,
- "It's because you're home more."
- And I was like, "Oh."
- Aww.
- Like, seriously -
- I really enjoyed
- being with my family more.
Back when COVID first hit,
we basically cancelled all
elective surgeries.
So I was working
slightly less hours.
But now my work schedule
is crazy.
- You know,
- on a more serious note,
I have patients
that I've taken care of
who have succumbed to this.
There is some
real devastation going on
in a lot of people's lives.
So, it's, it's been tough.
Yeah.
If I encountered someone
who said coronavirus
is not real,
it's a hoax,
it's a liberal agenda,
it's a conspiracy,
I would just say to them,
"Let's not be friends for now."
- My sister has COVID right now,
and she's okay.
But it's just like,
you think that
- until it touches you,
- you're like,
"Oh, it'll never happen to me."
- I'm a doctor,
- I went to medical school,
I'm a scientist.
There's a novel coronavirus,
it is infecting people,
and some of those people
are very sick and dying.
Like, those are facts,
like, the sky is blue, right?
- I'm gonna back it up
just a little bit before COVID.
2020 didn't start off
the best for me.
I made a very ignorant,
insensitive choice
and, um... and I'm sorry.
I made a very ignorant,
insensitive choice,
and, um... and I'm sorry.
I lived with a lot of shame,
- and I'm still carrying
- it with me.
I went to mental health facility
that helped me through.
You know, because I was like
- nobody wants to be friends
- with me anymore,
- And that's the last thing
- I wanted,
- So I thought that maybe I should
- make my life go away.
I want you all to know that
I'm very grateful
for all of you.
And I think that's what
I got out of it.
I have amazing friends
that have been here for me,
and I thank you all.
- I love you, babe.
- Cheers for that one.
- We love you. Cheers.
- Yeah.
- Cheers
- for being so vulnerable.
- And can we get some alcohol
- in here.
- Everyone sort of got -
- I'm just
- a little bit confused
How upset she is.
It's almost like a kid
who hits another kid,
but then starts crying.
We should talk later.
- I'll be right back.
- Where are you going?
- I feel like I'm going to cry.
- Okay.
- That's a lot.
- I know.
- So the difference
between what LeeAnne did
- and what Brandi did
- in the video,
- LeeAnne was doing it
- out of hate.
- Come on, Mexican.
I thought you were
all Mexican and strong.
Miss, I can defend myself
because I'm from Mexico.
But the little chirpy Mexican
has to have her way.
- Brandi's video was
very ignorant and stupid.
But she has been
so devastated about it,
- and I think that she will never
- do something like that again.
Sadly, you know,
I never saw that from LeeAnne.
- Yeah.
- Okay?
- Yeah.
- I was at Brandi's house
- the other day,
- And she told me-
- I didn't know
- That she was taking it
- that hard
- And that she was suicidal.
- Oh, my gosh.
- I had no idea.
- I need a drink.
- Wait, I'm gonna... I'm gonna
- make a shot.
- Oh.
- Yeah, here you go.
You want one of these?
- I don't like those.
- I need to get this in here.
- I don't like those.
- Um, are you good?
You guys... you two need talk.
- You two need to talk.
- Shots!
- Yeah.
- Are those,
like, quiches over there?
I feel like we should just eat.
- Can we just start food?
- I'm so hungry.
- I'm starving.
- We're eating, people.
- Yay. Love to eat.
- Is this the eating crowd?
- Okay.
- Are we okay to eat,
- Stephanie?
- Yup. Eat.
- Okay. Thanks.
- This is amazing.
- Uh-hmm.
- Wow.
- Is Brandi okay out there?
- She's good.
I think she's just having
- a heart-to-heart with Tiffany.
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God.
Where do I even start?
- I don't want you think
- that I'm like, coming at you
- Or attacking you
- or anything.
But I think
I would be remiss
if I just sat silently
like complicit.
- Like, this is my opportunity
- to stand up
- And say, like,
- what you did was wrong.
- Like, it hurt a lot
- of people's feelings.
- Hundred percent.
- Hundred percent.
- It was in poor taste.
You know that.
- I mean... I was ignorant
And I was insensitive,
and I,
I made a mistake. And-
- Yeah.
- And I just wanna share
- a little part of my story
- with you.
So, when I was three years old,
my parents immigrated
to America without me,
they left me behind
to, like, have the opportunity
for a better life.
So from the time I was three
until the time I was six,
I did not see my parents.
They left me
with my grandparents,
and then, when I was six,
they put me on a plane
from Beijing to New York
by myself,
and I landed in America
to meet my parents.
But, like, I hadn't seen them
for three years.
I knew not a lick of English.
Not a lick.
And I went to school
and people did this thing.
They did this thing to me.
- Next time on
- "The Real Housewives of Dallas".
- My other family kind of just
resurfaced out of the blue.
There was a big fight
over the family estate.
How did you and Kary get along?
- I've been bullied before.
- Do it, do it, do it.
- Am I in middle - school again?
Because I sure as hell
feel like it.
- We got a low ball offer.
- This time,
we're doing a fast close.
- I'm not telling you
until it is closed.
- All y'all are gonna eat
- a chicken foot.
Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, God. That's... oh, God.
- Are there
barf bags anywhere?
we're doing a shot.
- Oh, my God.
- Brandi's dead.
- Who killed you?
- I don't know. I'm dead.
- This is how we do it
- in Dallas.
- Woo.
- This is a runway walk.
- How have we been
- handling the coronavirus?
- I think D'Andra
- is about to have an orgasm.
- Oh, my God, I love it.
We've all taken this quarantine
very seriously.
Damn it.
- Come on.
- Got to say, it's been really
- nice having a doctor around.
- She's sweet, and I'm sour.
- Is it?
- You're working every day,
- your job is a little
- different than what we do.
- I'm better
- than Doogie Howser.
- All she does is give orders.
- No fighting,
and be honest,
I know that's really
hard in this group.
- You're very two-faced.
- I'm not two-faced.
- That's a lie.
- That's a lie.
- We've been getting along,
as we've been quarantining.
- Am I in middle school again?
- Hell yeah.
- Give me my Birkin, that...
That's my Rose Sakura Birkin.
- Because I sure
- as hell feel like it.
- You think
- I'm an opportunistic person
- That does things
- for personal gain.
- You're darn right I do.
- I want to give them
the childhood that I never had.
- I feel like you
do not take me seriously.
- Probably true.
- Everyone wears a mask.
- I literally just sh... myself.
- I may not be the type
of friend that you expect,
but I'm doing the best I can.
- She's innocent,
- but then I'm targeted?
I contemplated suicide.
- That is so mean.
- Oh.
- Whenever she drinks,
- she flies off a handle.
- I'm afraid
- what's gonna happen next.
- This world really
- could be coming to an end.
- I - you so much,
I'm... ing done.
I'm done with it.
- I don't need your approval,
I need you to get out of my way.
- If you take a shot at me,
it better be tequila.
- I can save your life,
but not your reputation.
- Take it from me.
A sinner is just a saint
who keeps on trying.
- Dallas girls
are sugar and spice,
but I'm still working on nice.
- I love to be pampered,
but I'm nobody's pet.
- Oh, my God, Chunk pooped
on our patio, Court.
Can I suck it up, you think?
- How about I pick it up, I
- think it's a better idea, yeah.
- Watch this,
Cruise, oh, my God.
- You're just an expert
- at blowing now, it's great.
- I know.
- I'm a professional blower.
- Practice makes perfect.
- The cut's not
- my age group, but...
- What do you mean?
- Well,
- it's a little bit older.
- You're half a hundred.
- I look exactly like you,
- it's kind of scary.
- Let me tell you something,
- yeah, you do.
- Right?
- Okay. You ready?
- I'm ready.
- Here comes the Queen of Sheba.
- Oh, my God, mother.
That's too much.
- Join video. Got it.
Kary,
Kameron, how's quarantine?
- It's rough, oh, my gosh,
we're all stir-crazy.
- Oh, there's D'Andra.
There she is, hey.
- Oh, there's Brandi.
- Brandi, can you hear us?
- Brandi?
- I think you're on mute.
Brandi, you have to put
your phone off mute.
- I thought
- I was the worst one -
- Who has gained
- the Quarantine 15
- Because I think
- I maybe one of them.
- I think
I've gained 10 pounds.
- You have not.
- D'Andra, have you been
wearing makeup in quarantine?
- Of course, I have.
- Speaking of kind of coming
- out of quarantine,
- I was wanting
- to get everyone together
And invite you to my house this
weekend for a pool party,
- it's gonna be amazing.
- Who's in?
- I'll bring tequila.
- Are you gonna do
- like a temperature check
When we get there?
- I'm gonna give you
- a rectal temperature check
And be like bend over.
- Ew.
- Cruisey, will you let me
make your sandwich?
- Hilton is gonna do her own.
- Okay.
- You guys wanna know
- a secret that I always do,
- But I never
- tell you guys that I do.
- Come on.
- What?
- When I get the peanut
- butter and jelly on the knife,
- But I never tell you,
- but I lick the knife,
And then, when I do,
I cut the sandwich.
- Oh, my God.
- Eww.
- No.
- I can't see that.
- You didn't see it, too?
When the pandemic started,
we explained to the children
that there was a disease
that was from a bat,
and someone ate a bat.
- I'm not eating peanut butter
- and jelly sandwiches again.
No.
Not from this lady over here.
- They were very concerned
- that someone
Was out there eating bats.
- But I said to them,
- there's a lot of people
That like very unique foods.
Oh, peanut butter
is so good. Hmm.
- Mom.
- What?
- No, I'm making an
Oreo sandwich, are you silly?
- What scares me the most about
coronavirus is the unknown.
People could turn into zombies,
and you... we don't know.
I mean,
we must have been really bad
to deserve a year like this.
God is not happy with us.
There's not very much jelly.
- Yeah. Like,
we should put more Oreo.
- Okay. Are you excited
for Fanci coming home?
- Dad.
- I am so excited,
You guys miss Fanci?
- You think she's gonna
- come home potty trained?
- I mean,
she wasn't when she left.
- Towards the end of last year,
Louis passed away,
and I was devastated.
I waited six months
until I was able
to even think of another dog.
- I just think you spend
- all this money,
- And they're gonna come in,
- and like ruin the,
- The training,
- you're gonna spoil it.
- But if he gives rules like
- don't wear the dog in a purse,
Are you gonna put the dog
in a purse all day or...
- Why, you can put
- a dog in a purse,
Probably not gonna be bad.
Louis passed away
about eight months ago.
But here's what you don't know.
I was in New York for
New York Fashion Week,
and I get a call from Court
that he found Louis dead
on the floor.
I later found out, Court forgot
to give him his medicine.
I immediately blamed
Court for Louis' death.
But we had an autopsy done,
and they did not know
why Louis died.
- I just wanted to be there,
- and to hold his paws,
As he took his last breath.
I feel like Court took
that away from me
because I wasn't able
to do that.
I have been able to move on from
blaming Court for Louis' death.
I have moved on from...
I don't think
I'll ever move on.
- Fanci.
- Fanci.
Fanci.
- I can't... I don't think
- you're supposed
- To be excited when they come,
- you're supposed to stay chill.
- Hello.
- My God, my baby.
Oh, my goodness.
- Oh, my goodness, my mom, your
mom is back, your mom is back.
- Kam, I don't think that's
how it's supposed to work.
- We missed her so much.
Honey, you graduated
from puppy school.
When I brought Fanci home,
she was wild.
- She would bite my tennis shoe,
- and make me drag
Her down the street.
Fanci, did you do this?
- She would potty
- everywhere she wanted,
No concern, no remorse.
- Look how excited
- she is to see us.
- Kam, aren't you supposed to
- not greet her when she comes in?
- Was that okay?
- We're gonna cover that.
- Oh, okay.
Louis did whatever he wanted.
With Fanci, I wanna show her,
mommy is not a pushover.
I didn't talk to you about this,
but I got a doggy bjorn.
- Is that for when
she can't walk anymore?
- I just thought
- it'd be so fun to like go
In a walk with her in my pouch.
- Well, let's, let's find out
- if that's a good idea or not.
- I always give people a hard
- time to have the strollers.
- Oh, we have one.
- We have a stroller.
- My favorite thing to say is,
- I'm so sorry about
- your dog's legs.
- You know,
- I hope they get better.
- Dogs wanna walk.
- Yeah.
- Fish swim,
birds fly, dogs walk.
- So we're gonna cover
- a lot of stuff like that.
I'm happy to be here today.
- Thank you for letting me
- have Fanci,
But this intervention is needed.
What happened at the front
door is the problem.
"Oh, my God, my baby"
all that stuff.
We can't continue to create
that type of energy around her,
- and build that type
- of relationship with her.
I do have a schedule for you.
- Okay.
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God, she's so sweet,
- look at her.
She's looking at us.
- Down.
- She like,
- looks at us with her eyes.
And like puts a spell on you.
- We're gonna have to have
a little bit more self-control.
- So, it's not
- sorority rush every time
- She sees her - That's right.
We call it impulse control.
So I'm asking that of her,
I'm gonna ask it of you.
- Is it true that
- like people start looking
Like their dog like over time?
- You know,
- like that saying, like,
Oh, you start
looking like your dog?
- I hope so. I hope
your hair looks like this.
So, given your history,
this is Fanci's
accountability schedule.
- No way.
- All the house
rules are right here.
- Look at her schedule.
So I can do the elliptical
and she could do treadmill
right next to me.
- Absolutely.
- Mommy-daughter workout.
- Why don't we get started
with the treadmill?
- Okay.
- Okay. Let's do it.
- All right. Fanci show off,
good girl. Look at that.
- So I'm gonna hold
- the leash at first.
- Okay.
- There she is,
so she's smelling it
because she's not used
to the amount of-oh, no.
Fanci, you're not supposed
to do that.
- It's literally just
- the presence of Kameron.
- Right.
- You said
- she's potty trained.
- You made me look bad, Fanci.
- No. It's not you,
it's someone else.
- Court thinks I
- cannot train Fanci,
Are you kidding me, Court?
I trained you,
you just don't know it.
- Way to make
- your debut, Fanci.
- Oh, my goodness. You're
doing so good, look at you.
- Coming up.
- I was ready to like
end my life.
- You made one mistake,
Brandi, one mistake.
- Ready to see your friends?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- It's kind of boring, sitting
- at home for two months, right?
- Hasn't it been three months?
- Oh, yeah. It's actually
- been like three months.
- I miss school.
- You miss school?
- Y'all ready
to go back to school?
- No.
- Really?
Because I want y'all to go back
to school, I will lose my mind.
Yeah? Okay.
- I think they have a Slip
- 'N Slide or something
That we're gonna do.
- So the kids and I,
- how I kept them entertained,
While being in quarantine is,
we've done home experiments.
One, two, three.
- Oh, God.
- We have an archery set
in our backyard
because if the world comes
to an end,
- and the Hunger Games
- happens,
- I'm gonna have two kids
- that are ready to go.
- We're moving this - out.
- Oh, my God, it's not gonna
fit, we got to push it out.
- That way.
- Wait, angle it sideways.
- This is so heavy.
- The only game that I've
- really played with the kids
- Is hide and seek, and I let them
- hide for a really long time.
- I just don't want
it to pop.
I feel like we're not moving.
- Hello.
- Oh, they're here.
- Come over here,
We need help.
- You got this.
Push like you're having a baby.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Oh.
- We almost have it.
- Hi.
- Hey, how are you?
- Okay. This is a Corona-free
- zone, we're filming a TV show,
We've been tested
like a million times.
I mean, honestly.
- God, I miss you.
- We miss you, too.
- Sometimes our masks are on,
- sometimes they're off,
So keep your tweets to yourself,
we are very safe,
nobody's getting a Corona.
- You guys wanna get
- the baby oil and put it on here?
Yeah, put that right there,
yeah. Good job.
- Did you already used
- that whole bottle of that?
- Okay. Slide.
One, two, three.
- Go.
Oh, sh...
- This probably
- looks very sexy.
Oh, sh...
- Go. Brandi, behind you.
This is really bad.
- Shoe shine.
- That was awesome.
- Are you ready to have a drink?
- I'm good.
- Oh, my God, thank
you for coming over. Cheers.
- Oh, my gosh, thank
- you for having us, this is fun.
- I know, I miss
hanging out with you.
- Hello?
- Nobody's gonna help me,
- I'm gonna drop your food
On the floor.
- Oh, hi, darling, how are you?
- How are you?
- I'm okay, honey, how are you?
Good. You look so pretty.
Is this new?
- No, it's old actually.
- Oh, I've never seen that.
- You know, we have to change
- our dinner plan,
- So I had to wear
- an outdoor outfit.
- I can't believe it.
- I love your earrings,
- where did you get those?
- They're Oscar de la Renta.
- Are they new?
- Uh-uh.
- They're a darling.
- No. I'm recycling.
- So I can take pay
- for my business.
- Oh, my gosh,
I'm so excited, recycling.
- That's right.
Before coronavirus,
my skin care business
was doing phenomenal.
- Just got a paycheck,
- I was so excited,
The first of this month,
and I haven't had a paycheck
in a while so...
- If you've got
- your first paycheck,
- I guess that means the company
- is starting to turn around.
- It's doing amazing.
- Then coronavirus hit,
- and everything came
To a screeching halt.
- Okay. So what I did for you,
- since we couldn't get
A Bob's tonight because
the governor has all
these orders in place,
I brought Bob's to you.
- D'Andra was working
so hard to keep the company
going I started 25 years ago.
- And she said, "Mother, I don't
- know what I'm gonna do."
- And I said, - "You know what?
- I'm gonna give you
- a hundred thousand dollars."
- I know it got
- you over that hump.
And I think things
are getting better now.
- Okay. Let's go out, and have
- a glass of champagne and...
- Oh, I love this.
- Now, that's new.
- That's new.
- Lordy, help me.
- One thing.
- See, at the beginning,
D'Andra had not proved to me
- that she was really
- gonna work hard.
- I may have to go
- and, you know,
- Get it... separate my company,
- and get an investor,
- But I just
- want you to know that.
- I'd love for you to do that.
- You can go out here and sell
- on the street, if you want to.
I don't really
give a rip what you do.
Your mother is not
gonna be your bank.
It's not gonna happen,
so good luck, honey.
Her dad would be so proud
of her now if he was alive.
Because she
has changed that way.
She's taken full responsibility
of that company to make it work.
- I'm glad we're out, and I'm
tired of staying at home.
- You won't believe what I did.
I got Tiffany, because she's so
short.
Right there is a pillow.
- Okay.
- Oh, there she is.
- Oh.
- Hi. Here comes
my little girl.
- Well,
- I had to do a little change
- Of the outfit because
- we're outside.
- - oh, my gosh.
It's good to see you, boo.
- Good to see you.
- Hi, darling.
- Hi.
- You look so cute.
Oh, my gosh.
- I just came from work.
- Did you... did you work today?
- I worked all day.
I was in the OR.
Then I went home to take my
decontamination shower
- because I just feel kind
- of gross.
- Uh-hmm.
- Oh. I feel like a queen.
- Would you like some champagne?
- Oh, you are a queen.
No. You're the queen.
- One day, my mother
- came in, and said,
"Oh, D'Andra, I met
the guru of anesthesiology."
- She reminded me
a lot of my personality.
She's intelligent.
She's beautiful. I love her.
- That's why she's
the favorite daughter.
- Oh, I'm so glad to have you.
- Thank you.
You guys had some lunch?
Oh, you started already.
- I started without you.
- Thank you for having me.
- Tiffany is the smarter,
less chunky daughter.
- Oh, yeah. She's...
- Probably because she doesn't
sit around and eat donuts.
- Mother.
- You know?
- How's work going?
- I mean, how's the hospital?
Are you at capacity?
- We are not yet at capacity.
But we don't want
to get to that level.
- You know, there's like green,
- yellow, and red,
And I would say we're yellow.
- Uh-hmm.
- Okay. I don't know
- if I told you.
I got a call from Kameron
the other day.
She invited me to her garage
sale. You knew about those?
- She mentioned it
to me very briefly.
You wanna go together?
- Yes.
- I'll come pick you up.
- Do you know
- who's gonna be there?
- Uh-uh.
- Have you met Stephanie?
- Uh-hmm.
Travis and I serve
on the board of directors
for the family place.
- Of course, you do.
- Oh, my goodness. Yeah.
- Smart people.
- So have you ever met Brandi?
Do you know Brandi?
- Yeah. I mean, I know her.
She seems super fun.
I mean, she's got her hands
full with her three kids.
- Have you seen the video?
- Yeah.
- You look so good.
- Thank you.
- I feel like you're
- in a good place, I can tell.
- I mean,
I feel like everything
that's been going on in this
world has been so crazy.
And I'm not gonna lie, like
everything with all the racist
stuff, like it's just... it's
kind of triggered a little bit.
It's like kind of brought me
a little bit back to that.
- Girl.
- About three and a half years
- ago, I made a video,
And posted it
on my Instagram Story.
The video was of me making
fun of my squinty eyes.
Oh, everybody ask me.
What Asian I am because
of my eyes, they squinty.
I understand that I hurt people,
and honestly,
it was stupid and ignorant.
- I feel horrible about it,
and it's awful,
and I know that she didn't mean
to do anything to hurt anyone.
I adore Brandi.
We have fun together.
- She's one of the funniest people
- I've ever met in my life.
- She is.
- I mean it was in poor taste.
- I don't think she had
any ill-intent in her heart.
She's not
that kind of person.
I think you're gonna like her.
- I did it in front of my
- children, it's horrible,
And I, I wanna be a good example
for my children,
and I was wrong.
- Your kids know
- you're a good person, girl.
- The reaction of people was,
you know, to cancel me,
that I was a horrible person,
a horrible mother.
I couldn't say
I was sorry enough.
I was wrong in that moment.
I'm like, I'm ashamed of that.
I went away for treatment
because I was suicidal.
I had so much guilt and shame,
that I just...
I needed help.
I was willing to like end
my life for,
because I didn't...
- I felt like
- that's what I should do.
- Brandi, no. No.
Never, never, never.
- You made one mistake, Brandi.
- One mistake.
- I will tell you that I
actually have dealt with racism,
being an immigrant
and learning English
when I was six years old,
- and my parents
- had to deal with it.
- But I don't, for one minute,
- think that Brandi
Had any hate in her heart
towards Asians.
- Or anybody else.
- I don't believe that.
- I know her. I know she's... I
- mean, she's a Christian.
She knows that what
she did was wrong.
Don't you agree with me, mom?
- Yes.
- It was a moment in time
where you learn a big lesson,
and you change your life, right?
- Don't you think?
- Oh, yeah. For sure.
I'm extremely sorry
for my actions,
- and the pain
- that I caused people,
Like I... I'm putting
that pain back on myself,
and I'm ashamed,
and I'm sorry.
- I'm so thankful for you.
- Oh, my God, girl. I love you.
I... you're my... you're my sister.
I love you.
- I love you, too. Thank you.
- Coming up.
- I have a gobbler.
- I've got a gobbler, too.
- What?
- Yeah.
- Let's look
- at our vaginas later.
Got it.
- Hi, guys.
Oh, my goodness.
It's really cramped. Wow.
There's a lot of stuff.
- People are gonna think
- I'm crazy.
- They're gonna be like,
- "You're the crazy neighbor
- That's obsessed with pink."
- Oh, my gosh.
- Where should we... where
- are we gonna do
The lemonade stand, babe?
- Just right out there.
- Oh, it... no, we can't
have it that close to people.
- No. But that's how
- are you gonna sell people.
- That's location,
- location, location.
- But that's too close. But...
- It's great.
- I know, babe,
- but that's too close to people.
- We need to put it
- may be right over here.
- Okay. That's fine.
- Oh, my pink tree.
- Your mom told me
- to sell the pink tree.
- Good.
- February, March,
we were under contract
to sell my house,
and we were under contract
to get my dream home.
We're like, you know what?
- Let's do a garage sale
- before we move.
And then, COVID hit,
our buyer freaked out,
and then, he pulled out.
We had to cancel the movers
Are you gonna be sad?
- It's pink. No.
- Maybe I shouldn't sell it.
- No. Don't sell her.
- Oh, boy.
- I don't know.
I've had this garage sale
planned for three months.
My house is currently
on the market.
We're doing it.
- I don't know how
- that got in here.
- Daddy just apparently
- doesn't want this...
- Oh, we're not selling it.
- No.
My mother goose.
When I was a little girl, they
would read me stories at night.
Maybe I should put her inside.
Look, there's your training
wheels, baby.
That is a dog ramp.
- Right. Are you selling it?
- No.
- In order to get this
- dream house,
Even if it stays available,
Court said I have to sell
my current house.
So now, we need a buyer quick.
- Babe, I'm gonna
- keep my mother goose.
- That's ridiculous.
- Kam. Hi, gorgeous.
- Girl.
- Is this your outfit?
- Oh, my God.
- I'm so embarrassed.
- I'm not even dressed yet.
- I need to go through
- My workout outfit on.
- I can't wait.
- This is gonna be
- the funnest garage sale ever.
- You go finish fluffing up,
- and I'll be out here working.
- Okay. Okay. I'm gonna go get
- my clothes on,
- I'll be right back.
- You too. She go, right now.
- All right, sweetie. So glad.
- We're gonna go
- to the lemonade stand, guys.
Wow. That's so many people
in line.
- Mom, we need
- to put our mask on.
- Wait. You can't
- get COVID either, baby.
There you go.
Now, now you're safe.
Now, you're safe.
- We got five more.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Hi, girl.
- Okay. The pink princess
is having a garage sale.
- I know.
- I had to come,
See it for myself.
- There's a lot
- of stuff over there.
- They're all like one
and two dollars, right?
Oh, my gosh.
- She's looking
- at the Range Rover.
- So, a hundred dollars with
- no battery? It doesn't work?
- Wait. It has a battery.
It charges with this thing.
- It looks expensive.
This is a garage sale, Kameron.
- This isn't an estate sale.
- Oh, look, girl.
Oh, my gosh.
- Who is this?
- I love it.
- Is this Rodeo Drive.
- Oh, my God. It's like
- the welcoming community.
- Okay. I'm gonna
- put the top up.
- That's a situation.
- That is what it is.
- I don't understand why Kameron
is having a garage sale.
- It's not like
- she needs the money.
- Come and shop for pink.
- Besides, are garage sales
- even legal in our neighborhood?
I don't think so.
- I'm so excited to see you.
- Hey.
Thanks for inviting us.
- This is my first garage sale
in a long time. Hi.
- I met Tiffany through
some of my mutual friends.
She's very direct.
- How much for the Range Rover?
- She's incredibly intelligent.
- I mean, can you... have
- you seen her resume?
- She's like a baby genius.
- Kameron, is that for sale?
- What is that?
- Oh, yeah, you want it?
- It's a pink tree.
- For how much?
- That should be 300.
- Three hundred?
- This is so custom.
I bought this wholesale $10,000.
It's Swarovski Crystal.
- I love it.
- Hey, that looks like
- it'll fit me?
- Forty-five dollars?
- Yeah.
- Girl, it's originally 600.
- This was Cruise's
- baby diaper bag.
- Oh, how cute.
- Oh, my God.
- I got this in Santorini.
- That is cute.
- Take that back.
- Cary.
- Oh, my gosh.
You look so cute.
- You're - I love you.
- I like your mask. Hi.
- Hi, I'm Jennifer.
- Stephanie. Nice to meet you.
- So nice to meet you.
- I love... oh.
- Here's a face shield.
- So we can see
- your beautiful face.
- Oh, I love this.
- Yeah.
- Okay. This is awesome.
- Oh, Stephanie is here.
- Hey, honey.
- Hi, girl. So good to see you.
- Good to see you, too.
This is awesome.
- Oh, yeah.
- I love this.
- Last year when I
- did not show up to staff,
Kameron threw a big fit.
- Brandi was saying
she's not attending,
and I knew right away,
Stephanie is gonna say,
at a few minutes later,
I'm next.
- I could
- have rearranged things.
- So obviously
- you don't believe me.
The Corona is not as bad
as Kameron Westcott
- would be if I did not show up.
- I know this.
- This is crazy.
- Have you met Tiffany before?
- Yes. How are you?
- Good to see you.
- It's good to see you.
- Good to see you.
- Thank you.
- How long have you
- and Kameron known each other?
- So I went
to high school with Court.
And they've been
together 15 years,
so I've known her 15 years.
- Well, I'm having
a get together Saturday.
- Perfect.
- I would love for you to come,
- Same with you, Tiff.
- Yeah.
- If you're available.
- I've got no plans.
- I'm going.
- Bathing suit cover up,
- like flip-flops.
- You all know
- I can't swim, right?
- Like at all?
- No.
- That's okay.
- We're gonna be there. Okay.
I have like food and drinks.
I'm excited.
- And I get to meet Brandi.
- I can't wait.
- Yeah. She'll be there.
- She's adorable.
- I can already tell
- you guys are gonna get along.
- Because she's so fun.
- I wish she was here right now
- Because this would be...
- Hilarious.
- Like, yeah. She would
- love it. She would love it.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
- I'm excited.
- It's gonna be so much fun.
- And I can't wait,
- a girls' night.
- Coming up.
- I made a very ignorant,
insensitive choice.
- What should we do now?
- We finish
one of three puzzles.
- Can I do some?
- Yeah. You can help.
- Oh.
- Those are almost done.
Maddie, this puzzle is for eight
year olds and above,
- but you're doing
- pretty good on it.
I think you're an
advanced puzzle master.
When his tail wags
that means he's happy.
- Hanging out with you,
babies, and mom.
- Okay. What kind
- of things make mommy happy?
- Not go to work.
- Not going to work.
- That is true.
- I met my husband, Daniel,
in the club, like
When I was 23 years old,
which is also the year
that I attained my MD,
I went from first grade,
no speak English,
to graduating Cornell
when I was 19, top 10%,
to MD,
at the age of 23.
- I'm better than
Doogie Howeser.
Let's go in your room,
and we'll read,
and then, we can do homework.
- It's not boring, Chloe.
- You have to learn,
- so you can grow up to be smart.
- Please.
- We already read
that like 16 times.
- Sixteen times.
- Okay.
Mama is gonna read this
to you
because it's about
a famous scientist.
People like to ask me, like,
- "Oh, do twins run in
- your family?"
I'm like, "No. My ovaries
are just overachievers."
Every ounce of me
is an overachiever.
Marie.
- Ma-what?
- Ma-what? See, you can't
read cursive, right?
It's weird.
Curie.
Yes, I'm a tiger mom.
I would be insulted
if you said that I wasn't.
They won a Nobel Prize
for their research.
Marie became the first woman
to receive this honor.
- And did you get that?
- No. Mommy
did not get a Nobel Prize.
- Did daddy get it?
- Oh, yeah, daddy's definitely
not getting a Nobel Prize.
When I was a child, I was
basically told by my father,
"You will make straight A's."
- I did not ask - my father,
- "Well, what happens
- if I get a B?"
No. And I never found out
because I never got a B.
- She watching.
- Yeah, this is
- my rainbow watch.
- Give it to me now.
- No.
- When they grow up?
- When you grow up,
whoever
has a higher GPA...
- What is a GPA?
- Oh.
- Whoa.
- How is it - that I can keep
A trauma patient
alive during surgery,
and I cannot
make macaroni and cheese?
Explain to me, babe.
- This is great. I love the red.
- Yes. So the whole-
- I love the hay.
- Yeah, the whole theme is
- really coming out
- With, you know, the hay-
- Yeah, it's so good.
It's gonna be so Texas.
- I think we have everything
- for the drinks.
- Plenty - of tequila, right?
- We have a lot of tequila.
- Okay, good.
- I am so excited
- for this party.
God knows we all need a drink.
- It'll be casual, but fun and-
- Yeah, that's what I want.
- Yeah. Okay.
- I wanna people to feel
- Really comfortable
- like they're at home.
- Yeah.
- Babe,
I narrowed it down
from five swimsuits
to these two.
- I like the white one,
- but the black one
- is fine, too.
- Babe, - that's not helpful.
- I wish I was this tiger.
- Hi.
- We're just laying here,
- And I was gonna make
- them help me
Choose what to wear.
- Yes, and I just
- don't want you to be nervous
About coming to my house
because, uh, I got...
- I got a really good feeling
- about it.
- Yeah, I haven't really seen
anybody but you.
- I was honestly
- I'm just a little worried
About how the energy would be.
It'll be interesting
to see how it goes.
- Yeah. I mean,
it's gonna be really,
really good group of the girls.
- Thank you.
- Hey, girl.
- Oh, sh...
I thought that door
just opened by itself.
- Hello, hello.
- Hi.
- Oh, my gosh.
You're a little cougar.
- Hi, good to see you.
- Hi, girls.
- Oh.
- Hi, everyone.
- Hey, hello, hello.
- Oh, my God.
- You guys haven't met.
- This is Jen.
- Hi, Brandi. I'm Jennifer.
- Nice to meet you.
- So nice to meet you.
- I'm a hugger, yeah.
- Me too.
- Hello.
- Hello.
Where is everybody?
- Hello. Hi.
Oh, my God.
- Coming up.
- Hello.
- Hi. Oh, my gosh.
You guys are so pretty.
Hi, gorgeous.
- Oh, my goodness.
- I didn't bring my post checkup
because of COVID -
- It's so good to see you,
- now I'm so excited.
- This is like the most human
activity I've had
- in a really long time.
- Right?
- I just feel like this weird
antisocial person
- who doesn't know how
- to have a conversation anymore.
- Do you know what I mean?
- Yeah.
- You are so good.
- Yeah.
- We are drinking
Kary's famous margaritas.
- Oh.
- You have to have one.
- I think all the tequila
- I'm going to drink
Is gonna kill any viruses.
That's my new motto.
Drink tequila, no Corona.
- I have no idea.
- Oh, I made like 23,000.
- Is that - - What did you sell?
Because there was like a dollar,
- five dollars, two dollars.
- All my clothes.
- Like, listen.
- I need to have a garage sale.
- Ladies,
- do you guys wanna eat?
- Yes.
- I'm so hungry.
- We decided we're gonna -
- Stephanie, you're - Kameron,
- You're out there at the end.
- Are these assigned seats?
- And then this is Brandi.
- And that's Jennifer.
- Jennifer.
- Perfect. Thank you.
- Okay.
- Yay.
- Situation.
- Please say situation
- 900 times and then I'll get...
- I know. She will.
- ...naked
- and jump into the pool.
- Oh, yes.
- Really?
- I do feel like I look
- better naked.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- I'm with you, Red.
- That's what I tell my sons-
- If it wasn't
- for the drippy parts,
- I'd, like, run around
- nude all the time.
- What are drippy parts?
- Like the-
- Your vagina.
- My vagina doesn't drip.
- Speak for yourself.
- Okay.
- I have a gobbler.
- What?
- I got a gobbler too.
- Yeah.
- Oh, wow.
- What's a gobbler?
- Okay, so you know
like a turkey?
- Huh?
- Yeah, that's your vagina.
- I didn't know
- you're talking about it.
- Yeah, let's look
- at our vaginas later.
- Eww.
- Nowhere in my human
anatomy class
did I learn
the term "gobbler."
That is not a scientific term.
- No.
- Gobble, gobble.
- Oh, my God. What? No.
- Oh, my God. They're checking
- the red carpets out.
- I have to go watch.
- That is like...
What is going on?
- This is not for real.
- Maybe that's just something
- Redheads do,
- show each other their vaginas.
I don't know.
- Our vaginas are twins.
- Yeah.
- We're matching.
- Oh, my God.
Okay, hers is a little... mine's
a little orange.
- Yes.
- Oh, my God. I love it.
Woo!
- This conversation
has completely devolved.
- We have matching vaginas.
- She had, like-
wait, wait-
- There's never been a ginger
that I haven't liked or loved.
- Thank you guys
- so much for coming.
I love having you guys.
- It's been quite the situation
- being in home.
I think it really makes you
appreciate friends, and
- what's really important in life.
- Amen.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- Clink, clink, clink.
- Situation.
- So we are gonna go
- around the table.
- Oh, God, I'm scared.
- Don't get scared.
- Are you gonna show
- your vagina?
- No.
- Yes.
- I'm in.
- I'm just kidding.
- We are gonna go
- around the table,
And tell the positives
and negatives
about being in quarantine.
Okay? So my positives
about quarantine,
I have had amazing,
- like, quality time
- with my kids.
Here we are,
just watching a lot of TV.
And my negatives
has been my business.
Because I really wanted
to start making my own money,
and it's been
a really tough time.
Towards the end of last year,
- my business was
- really-oh, my gosh,
- Thriving,
- and I was so proud,
- And we were doing so,
- so good.
- Kary has an amazing
jewelry line.
- Yes,
- so I finally have a piece.
- No way.
- Beautiful.
- Oh, my God.
- Beautiful.
- That's amazing.
- Then the pandemic hit,
and it just completely
took that all away from me.
Cheers.
- Cheers.
- That's my thing.
- So for me,
I decided to take
a couple of spiritual journeys.
I started to see a shaman.
I'd like to be softer,
more compassionate,
less reactive.
- I got off
- all my antidepressants,
All my ADD medication.
If I hadn't slowed down
from coronavirus,
it never would've happened.
- I have no idea
what a shaman is.
Like, I think
of a magical wizard.
I feel like shamans
should be like
in the movie,
like, Lord of the Rings.
- It was about maybe three weeks
in to this pandemic
that one of my twins,
we were talking about something,
- and she was like,
- "Mommy, I like coronavirus."
- And I was like,
- "What did you say?"
- And she was like,
- "It's because you're home more."
- And I was like, "Oh."
- Aww.
- Like, seriously -
- I really enjoyed
- being with my family more.
Back when COVID first hit,
we basically cancelled all
elective surgeries.
So I was working
slightly less hours.
But now my work schedule
is crazy.
- You know,
- on a more serious note,
I have patients
that I've taken care of
who have succumbed to this.
There is some
real devastation going on
in a lot of people's lives.
So, it's, it's been tough.
Yeah.
If I encountered someone
who said coronavirus
is not real,
it's a hoax,
it's a liberal agenda,
it's a conspiracy,
I would just say to them,
"Let's not be friends for now."
- My sister has COVID right now,
and she's okay.
But it's just like,
you think that
- until it touches you,
- you're like,
"Oh, it'll never happen to me."
- I'm a doctor,
- I went to medical school,
I'm a scientist.
There's a novel coronavirus,
it is infecting people,
and some of those people
are very sick and dying.
Like, those are facts,
like, the sky is blue, right?
- I'm gonna back it up
just a little bit before COVID.
2020 didn't start off
the best for me.
I made a very ignorant,
insensitive choice
and, um... and I'm sorry.
I made a very ignorant,
insensitive choice,
and, um... and I'm sorry.
I lived with a lot of shame,
- and I'm still carrying
- it with me.
I went to mental health facility
that helped me through.
You know, because I was like
- nobody wants to be friends
- with me anymore,
- And that's the last thing
- I wanted,
- So I thought that maybe I should
- make my life go away.
I want you all to know that
I'm very grateful
for all of you.
And I think that's what
I got out of it.
I have amazing friends
that have been here for me,
and I thank you all.
- I love you, babe.
- Cheers for that one.
- We love you. Cheers.
- Yeah.
- Cheers
- for being so vulnerable.
- And can we get some alcohol
- in here.
- Everyone sort of got -
- I'm just
- a little bit confused
How upset she is.
It's almost like a kid
who hits another kid,
but then starts crying.
We should talk later.
- I'll be right back.
- Where are you going?
- I feel like I'm going to cry.
- Okay.
- That's a lot.
- I know.
- So the difference
between what LeeAnne did
- and what Brandi did
- in the video,
- LeeAnne was doing it
- out of hate.
- Come on, Mexican.
I thought you were
all Mexican and strong.
Miss, I can defend myself
because I'm from Mexico.
But the little chirpy Mexican
has to have her way.
- Brandi's video was
very ignorant and stupid.
But she has been
so devastated about it,
- and I think that she will never
- do something like that again.
Sadly, you know,
I never saw that from LeeAnne.
- Yeah.
- Okay?
- Yeah.
- I was at Brandi's house
- the other day,
- And she told me-
- I didn't know
- That she was taking it
- that hard
- And that she was suicidal.
- Oh, my gosh.
- I had no idea.
- I need a drink.
- Wait, I'm gonna... I'm gonna
- make a shot.
- Oh.
- Yeah, here you go.
You want one of these?
- I don't like those.
- I need to get this in here.
- I don't like those.
- Um, are you good?
You guys... you two need talk.
- You two need to talk.
- Shots!
- Yeah.
- Are those,
like, quiches over there?
I feel like we should just eat.
- Can we just start food?
- I'm so hungry.
- I'm starving.
- We're eating, people.
- Yay. Love to eat.
- Is this the eating crowd?
- Okay.
- Are we okay to eat,
- Stephanie?
- Yup. Eat.
- Okay. Thanks.
- This is amazing.
- Uh-hmm.
- Wow.
- Is Brandi okay out there?
- She's good.
I think she's just having
- a heart-to-heart with Tiffany.
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God.
Where do I even start?
- I don't want you think
- that I'm like, coming at you
- Or attacking you
- or anything.
But I think
I would be remiss
if I just sat silently
like complicit.
- Like, this is my opportunity
- to stand up
- And say, like,
- what you did was wrong.
- Like, it hurt a lot
- of people's feelings.
- Hundred percent.
- Hundred percent.
- It was in poor taste.
You know that.
- I mean... I was ignorant
And I was insensitive,
and I,
I made a mistake. And-
- Yeah.
- And I just wanna share
- a little part of my story
- with you.
So, when I was three years old,
my parents immigrated
to America without me,
they left me behind
to, like, have the opportunity
for a better life.
So from the time I was three
until the time I was six,
I did not see my parents.
They left me
with my grandparents,
and then, when I was six,
they put me on a plane
from Beijing to New York
by myself,
and I landed in America
to meet my parents.
But, like, I hadn't seen them
for three years.
I knew not a lick of English.
Not a lick.
And I went to school
and people did this thing.
They did this thing to me.
- Next time on
- "The Real Housewives of Dallas".
- My other family kind of just
resurfaced out of the blue.
There was a big fight
over the family estate.
How did you and Kary get along?
- I've been bullied before.
- Do it, do it, do it.
- Am I in middle - school again?
Because I sure as hell
feel like it.
- We got a low ball offer.
- This time,
we're doing a fast close.
- I'm not telling you
until it is closed.
- All y'all are gonna eat
- a chicken foot.
Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, God. That's... oh, God.
- Are there
barf bags anywhere?