The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 9, Episode 15 - One Wedding and a Polygraph - full transcript
The women travel to Hawaii for Camille's lavish wedding in paradise; Kyle stands up as a bridesmaid; Lisa Rinna's health may derail her fun time with Dorit; Lisa Vanderpump resorts to ...
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- Here we are.
- Where did you find this guy?
- He's supposedly the best.
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Hi. Hi.
- This is Lisa.
- Hello, Lisa Vanderpump.
- Pleased to meet you.
- Hi. John.
Good to see you.
- Pleased to meet you.
- Yeah, so--
- You got the--
you got the questions, right?
- We're ready.
- Okay. Perfect.
- Okay, so did you email him?
The one about
"did you give the story..."
- Did you give the story
to Radar Online?
- Right.
- Do you know anyone
that gave the story
to Radar Online?
- Right, those are the two
most important ones.
- How can you tell
if she's lying?
- We're going to be reading...
- I'm not lying.
- I know, but how do we know
it's accurate?
- It's almost 100%.
- After all the bullsh-- and
the attacks from the women...
You think I would give a story
to Radar Online...
- Yes.
- About Dorit?
- Yes.
- I'm sorry, I've got to draw
a line in the sand.
If you believe I gave the story
to Radar Online,
we don't have a friendship.
How do you prove
your innocence?
What do I have to do?
Take a lie detector test?
All right, then.
- This is going to be scored
as if it was a serious legal
or criminal test
using federal guidelines.
- Okay.
- Now I'm really nervous.
- You've got a reason
to be nervous.
I know that I'm 1,000%
not guilty.
Otherwise, why would I
volunteer for it?
I'm not stupid as I look.
This is basically me
with a group of friends,
and they've accused me
of doing something,
and there am I saying,
"Absolutely I didn't do that."
And then I'm like, "I swear
on my childrens' life."
- She's been friends with
these women, some of them,
for over ten years,
so it's been awful
that your closest friends
are accusing you
of something that
you know you didn't do.
- Well, I'm neutral.
- So...
- But I've been testing
over 30 years.
If she's lying, I'm gonna
catch it in a second.
If she's telling the truth,
she's going to pass.
- Good. Let's do it.
- Okay.
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Do you live in Texas?
- No.
- Are you in California?
- Yes.
- Do you know how
to drive a car?
- Yes.
- Do you think Dorit's face
has changed in the last year
as much as her accent?
- I had to throw that one in.
- Answer it.
- She's had a head
transplant.
Just don't ask me if Erika's
tucking it under
or something like that,
because there are some things
I can't lie about.
- Have you ever given a story
to Radar Online
about Dorit Kemsley?
abandoning her dog
to a shelter?
- No.
[light suspenseful music]
Do you know who gave a story
to Radar Online
about Dorit abandoning her dog?
- No.
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Do you think you will ever
forget the hurtful accusations
made by your close friends?
- No.
- Do you believe these women
who have accused you
of giving a story to Radar
Online are your true friends?
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- No.
- Okay, that's the end
of that chart.
- Sir, you can do any of it
again if you want,
'cause I do feel a bit nervous.
- I've been testing
over 30 years.
I've tested over
10,000 people.
The scoring program
agrees with me.
It says there is zero chance
that you are lying
on any of the questions
of importance.
- Oh, yes!
- Oh, dear. What?
- I don't know what I'm gonna
do with these results.
Maybe I will just keep them
in my back pocket
and maybe shove it up their ass
if ever I come across them
just to prove you bunch
of assholes
are barking up the wrong tree.
Thank you so much.
- Lisa, thank you.
- Thank you.
- Gosh, this is so exciting.
- Oh, that was great.
That was really great.
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- Hi, honey.
- Ow.
I just spilled
all over myself.
- Can you believe Camille's
getting married?
- No.
- So, she's happy.
She's very excited.
We are all going to Hawaii
for Camille's wedding,
and yes, it's a long way
to go for a wedding,
but she's our friend.
- And you're a bridesmaid?
- I know, it's so weird.
- I wanted to ask you to be
one of my bridesmaids.
- Aww, I would love to do that.
This is kinda funny.
I mean, when you go back
to being at dinner
at Camille's house...
Camille, you sat through
the entire night like this,
you know, with your hand
like that...
- But that's who I am, Kyle.
- No, that's not who you are,
Camille.
That's who you are
pretending to be.
And now look.
I'm a bridesmaid.
- That's your plain outfit?
- Don't judge.
- [laughing]
- By the way,
I thought this wasn't even
gonna make it in time.
It made it literally
in the 11th hour.
It has cap sleeves.
That's not my best look.
But forgetting that,
it wouldn't even close
around my boobs.
Lovely.
So I had to take it
to be altered.
We're having to fix
the situation,
just so you see.
- Like this.
- Hey, it's not my fault
I have big boobs
that are natural.
[giggling]
- Does it fit now?
- Barely.
- [laughs]
- What are you gonna
wear for the wedding?
- She said it's elegant.
- So, this is actually one
of the dresses I have
that you haven't borrowed.
[both laughing]
I'm just gonna do this.
- And these?
- With those, exactly.
[upbeat music]
- [coughs]
Oh, God, I have a sore throat.
I hope I'm not getting sick.
Rocky, I wish you could come
to Hawaii with me.
Come. [whistling]
I don't think I want to take
you to Hawaii, actually.
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- Can you tell Edwin maybe
he needs to pack for Hawaii?
Not tomorrow when you're
making me late
and making me a crazy person.
- I'm not--
I'm staying out of this.
- I'm sort of already packed...
- No.
- In my mind.
- You can't pack in your mind.
That doesn't exist.
And then we're late.
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- Hi. Very excited
to go to Hawaii.
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- I am going to the big island.
- Hello.
How are you doing?
- How many bags for you two?
- Uh, we are checking three.
- Checking this?
Oh, I want my name on it,
though.
This I can take
on the plane, right?
- Yes.
- 'Cause it has my
bridesmaid's dress.
Very important.
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- Aloha. Look at you.
How cute.
- Thank you.
- [indistinct]
[bright music]
- A Mai Tai? Thank you.
I love we're all
double-fisting.
- I know.
[overlapping chatter]
- Ah, wait, wait.
Mine goes--
- Oh, it goes flat-flat.
- Oh, flat-flat.
Oh, yeah.
- I always think it's nice
to go to a destination wedding.
Do you know anybody that's
ever not happy in Hawaii?
No. People are not mad
in Hawaii.
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- Aloha.
- Ah, we made it!
- Are you a bridesmaid, Teddi?
- No, I'm not a bridesmaid.
Probably almost got uninvited
to the wedding
when we went camping.
Despite the kind of awkward
ending Camille and I had
during the camping trip...
- You sat down with Lisa Rinna
and you said,
"I know, because I know
everything,
'cause I know, 'cause I know."
And I was like--
- I didn't say I know
everything.
I said I'm very direct.
- You said, "I know a lot."
- I don't think her wedding
weekend is the time
to dig up our past issues.
I want to be a good person
to her.
So I'm gonna show up.
Aloha.
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- Edwin, did Teddi fill you in
on the Camille sex talk?
- When Camille talks sex talk,
it's next-level.
- A man has a better orgasm
if you massage their prostate,
and you do that by going up
their rectum.
- What?!
[laughter]
- Think that'd be too much
if while Camille's walking
down the aisle, we go...
[laughter]
Ahhhh!
- Please, God, help us all.
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- Look at how amazing this is.
- Wow.
- Gorgeous. Oh, lovely.
- This is beautiful.
- Welcome to the Waikoloa Beach
Marriott.
- I love my lei.
- Harry and I have been
married for 21 years.
It is not hard when I'm gone,
because we are self-reliant
people.
I do not have a codependent
relationship with my husband.
I can be away from him,
and he can be away from me,
and we are okay with that.
- Hello.
- These are cool.
- Just don't--don't use those
as butt beads.
- I was gonna say...
- Wow.
- Oh, wow.
- It's beautiful.
What an amazing place.
- Isn't this pretty?
- Perfect.
- Aloha.
- Dorit,
this is your suite here.
Your master bedroom.
- Oh, look at this.
- You have your own backyard,
pretty much
to enjoy the view
in the back there,
our--Anaeho'omalu Beach.
- This is beautiful.
- All right. This is where
the party is, huh?
- Ah, the view is amazing.
Babe, we should sleep out here.
- This is beautiful.
- Ah. Feels kind of peaceful.
- [coughing]
May I order a very large
hot water,
lots of lemon.
and then lots of honey?
'Cause I'm feeling like I've
got a little sore throat,
so I want to try to nip it
in the bud.
- So happy to be here
and relax.
- Where is her home,
do you know?
- Nope. I know nothing.
I have no idea what's happening
for this wedding
this trip.
I haven't gone through
the schedule. What is it?
- We have a
paddleboarding/canoe activity.
- And then that's the wedding
that night?
- No.
- And then the next day
is the wedding?
Killing it as a bridesmaid!
I know I'm in Hawaii.
I'm excited to be here,
and that is it.
- All right.
- Coming up...
Guess who was there taking
a lie detector test.
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- Hi!
- Hello!
- Hello.
- Hello, bride-to-be.
- Welcome!
- You look so good. Hi.
- Thank you for coming.
- Thanks for having us.
You look gorgeous.
- Thank you so much
for having us.
- Hey!
- Look at you with heels on
in the sand and everything.
- Awesome!
- Look at the bride.
- Thank you.
Thank you so much.
So good to see you.
- I know.
- Where's David?
- He's off with his friends.
- Look how nice this is.
- This is my piece of heaven,
yeah.
I really wanted you to get
a feel of the island
and what I love about,
you know--
everything I love about
this place.
Hawaii is very near and dear
to my heart.
I used to bring my kids here
when they were very young.
I have so many wonderful
memories.
- Looking good, baby.
Really good.
Lucky man I am.
- I'm just gonna have people
come around
and just kiss my ass
and tell me how wonderful I am.
It's where I went to heal from
my divorce.
Does she not know that
she's destroying a family?
- [whispering]
I felt so bad.
- She's destroying my family.
Destroying my--my children.
They're gonna be just
devastated without their dad.
But I'm getting married
to David,
and there's so many great
things ahead for the two of us.
So we'll have a fun morning
planned.
I know we have a busy day,
but I really wanted
to tell you what happened.
Lisa Vanderpump said,
"I'd love to talk to you."
- Oh.
- She explained why she wasn't
coming to my wedding.
She explained a little bit
about the falling out
with Kyle.
You both have a special
friendship.
- We don't.
It's done.
- She didn't want the drama
about it.
She didn't want to make it,
like, about her, you know.
- She never responded to my
text messages or my email.
Using me as an excuse not
to come to Camille's wedding
is a cheap shot.
I don't get why
she doesn't just come around
and say, "Girls..."
I, you know--I don't know why
this time is so much different.
- Kyle, you're in
a tough position.
There's no question.
- No, but Camille,
how do you feel
about her not being here?
- Yeah, exactly.
- I feel sad.
I think I'm disappointed
that she didn't show up.
I wanted her to put
this stuff aside...
- Right.
- Because in the long run,
a year from now, we will be
looking back going,
"Oh, how ridiculous this was."
- Camille, she doesn't have
an issue with you right now.
- No, she has no issue with me.
- So why isn't she here?
- I agree.
- Why...
- She said she's so upset.
- Okay, well, you know what?
You know, weddings are such
a great way
to bring people together.
It's about celebration;
it's about love.
And I always feel like
no matter what's going on,
you show up.
Vanderpump's made it
really clear
that she wants nothing to do
with us--
that she doesn't want
to speak to us,
she doesn't want to see us.
- You just celebrate
somebody's wedding
who you've been a friend of
for a very long time.
I don't get it.
I respect her.
I'm done with it. The end.
- Let's go in the water.
- That's more of a workout.
- All right, let's do it.
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- Don't I look like a pro?
- No.
You're lucky your body
looks good,
'cause your talent level...
[laughs]
- Kyle, is this your first time
paddleboarding?
- No.
- Well, it looks like it.
- I can stand.
- We're shallow right here.
- I know, we gotta
get out of here.
- Oh, sh--. No.
- Is that a rock?
- No.
It's a big rock. Oh, sh--.
Oh, sh--!
- No, no, no!
You saved it!
- [laughing]
I'm here to relax
and enjoy myself.
I don't want to stand up
and work this hard
and maybe fall in and get
eaten by a shark
or stung by a jellyfish,
you know?
I'm going back.
I'm done.
- Yay, I got you girls out
on the boards.
You all were awesome.
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[phone ringing]
- Hey.
- Hi, schweet babe.
Are you close?
- Hi, schweet babe.
I'm coming [indistinct]
right now.
- I'll see you in a minute.
I'm getting ready to leave
town soon
to shoot another movie,
but I am a summer girl,
so I would selfishly
rather be in Hawaii
and celebrate
Camille's wedding
than Connecticut
in the winter.
[raps door]
- Schweet babe.
- Schweet babe!
- Oh, hi, schweet babe.
How are you?
- Hi, schweet babe.
How are you?
- I'm well.
And I know you're doing well,
because this is
beautiful out here.
- I've known Patrick Muldoon
since I was 19 years old.
We call each other
"schweet babe"
because we had nicknames
on "Starship Troopers"
for everyone.
- What do you think
of our script?
- I like it.
- Yeah?
- It's cute.
Patrick and I dated,
and we were on and off
for quite a few years.
- I don't even think I've read
this version of the script.
- We're getting ready to do
a Christmas movie together.
- Interior, day.
Valerie Nolan, 30s.
- It said "30s."
I was like, "I'll do it."
- Yeah, how old am I?
- [laughs]
I don't even think of this
as me working with
my ex-boyfriend.
I think of this as me working
with one of my best friends.
It's so nice out.
- Oh, yeah.
This is beautiful.
It doesn't get any better
than this.
- Schweet babe,
come over in the shade.
You'll thank me later.
- Cool.
I'm leathery, I know.
- No, you're not.
- It's all those years
in the sun.
- My ex-husbands aged me
terribly, I think.
[both laugh]
A little bit.
- Little bit.
- A teeny, weeny bit.
Charlie came over for
Thanksgiving for dinner
a few years ago,
and he had a hooker in the car
in the driveway.
And he's like, you know,
was afraid to tell me.
"Well, she's in the driveway.
Is it okay if she's
in the driveway?"
I'm like...
[sighs] Guess I'll set
a ----ing plate.
- You have a thing
for bad boys.
- Uh-uh.
No, I ----ing don't.
- Yeah, you do.
- Even a hooker deserves
to have Thanksgiving dinner.
Are you considered a bad boy?
[chuckles]
- Yeah.
[both laughing]
- Coming up...
- You don't ever want
that Playboy chick
that everybody wants to
(BLEEP).
- What?! What do you mean?
[gasps] Edwin,
I am that Playboy chick.
Twice!
[steel guitar playing]
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- You ready?
- I'm ready.
- Oh, we have the same room.
Excuse me.
You have seven pairs
of sunglasses?
- Get your mitts off.
- Oh, my God.
Who does this?
- A girl needs options.
- Oh, my God.
all: Hello.
- Hello, guys.
- What's up?
- Let's go.
Sprinter.
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- I've never been a bridesmaid.
- Who's the maid of honor?
- I think Mason's
the maid of honor.
- Maybe me. I don't know.
- Maybe you should've been
asked to be a bridesmaid.
- Oh, yeah.
- Teddi almost
didn't even come
'cause they got
in a little argument.
- I know. I was like...
- 'Cause Teddi's a know-it-all.
- That's me.
- We are here.
- We are here.
- Look how pretty
this house is, guys.
- All right, guys.
- Thank you, [indistinct].
- You're welcome.
- It smells delicious.
[Hawaiian music]
♪ ♪
- Hello, welcome.
- You look beautiful.
This is amazing.
- I know, I'm sorry to...
- What a...
- When I see Teddi,
there's a little awkwardness.
I'm not really focused on my
relationship with Teddi,
but I'm happy that she made
the effort to come.
- Oh, my gosh. Wow.
- Oh, thank you.
- Wow. Like, wow.
Stunning, Camille.
- Thank you.
- Gorgeous.
- This is why
when I disappear,
this is where I disappear to.
- I mean, I can see why.
- This is where...
Kelsey and I sold the old house
about six years ago.
And I moved into this home
soon after.
This is just for you.
- Wow, look how open it is.
- The entrance to the home
is pretty grand.
There's a great room,
and it has beautiful
vista views of the ocean.
It's a very relaxing,
calming house for me.
It's my very own,
and I'm proud of it.
Hello!
- Hey, Lisa.
How are you?
- Oh, I'm good.
- Great.
- Nice to see you.
There's my daughter.
- Oh, that's great.
- Can you believe you're
getting married?
I can't believe it.
- I was stressed yesterday.
- Where's your mom?
- My mom is in the hospital.
- She's in the hospital?
- Mm-hmm.
My mom has been very sick
for the last ten years.
How are you feeling?
You look good.
- I feel good.
- Considering everything
you've been through and...
- It's been a journey.
- I'm glad that Kelsey found
a really great doctor for you.
I've been spending a lot
of time on the phone with her.
She's back on the east coast.
I talked about postponing
the wedding for her,
and she said, "No, no, no.
Camille, it's all set up.
Do not."
And so I've been
praying and hoping
that she'll feel better
and she'll be able
to get on a plane
and be there for my wedding.
- She'll be here, though.
I feel like she's
gonna be here.
- Okay, good.
- I feel so bad for Camille.
After everything
she's been through
with her own cancer...
I am still living.
My mom's still here.
And I'm here to give back!
- And now her mother may not be
able to come to her wedding?
Other than the groom,
that's like the most important
person for Camille to be there.
Tell us where to sit.
- Yes.
[upbeat music]
- Sit down.
- Cheers to them.
- You guys, cheers.
[overlapping chatter]
- All at Denise.
- [indistinct].
And I know that Erika
would love to be here.
She sends her love and wishes
she could be here.
♪ ♪
- What is--wow, look at that
pasta and cheese!
- Oh, my God.
- Wow.
- Go deep so you get a little
of the parmesan on the bottom.
- Who's starting? Go.
- Oh, my God,
that looks amazing.
This pasta and the cheese wheel
has followed me
from Beverly Hills.
- Italian, Italian way.
- Oh, my...
- Holy guacamole.
Is this cheese?
- Yes.
- Okay, now I do need
some of that.
- It's a big wheel.
- Forget my diet.
The dress finally zips,
and now I'm eating
all this pasta.
I swear I'm being sabotaged.
- That is so pretty.
- I don't even know
if I can go there.
- Ready?
- Oh yeah, thank you.
- That's a great way to...
- Normally I am not
a carb person in the evening.
It'll be the first time
in a long time.
I'm, like--I'm giving myself
a little out here.
- Does anybody want more pasta
before they take this away?
- I would like about
a lot more, but I'm done.
Love it, though.
- It was insane.
- Okay, can I say
something personal?
- Sure.
- What's your favorite thing
about Harry
and your least favorite thing?
- My favorite thing is,
he's a good human being.
The least thing I like
about him
is he chews his gum,
and it's blue.
- 20-something years together,
Lisa,
and blue gum is what bothers
you the most about Harry?
Someone is not being
forthcoming.
- Okay, your turn.
- My favorite thing
is that I...
I am a control freak.
all: No!
- No way.
- But he constantly teases me
and makes those moments
lighter for me.
My least favorite thing is
probably the same as my
favorite, is that
I can't control every aspect
of him.
- That can't be your favorite
and least favorite.
- Yeah, pick another thing.
- Cop-out.
- You know what's crazy
about that--
I'm literally gonna
say the same thing.
The fact that she's so
organized,
which I love, but it's also
the one thing I hate about her.
She's always on my ass.
So...
- You'll be dead tomorrow.
- It's kinda--
sorta the same thing.
- Organization is your
number one?
- You'll be dead by sunrise.
- Okay, your turn.
- My favorite thing
about my husband
is that he's always
upbeat and positive.
My least favorite is...
probably the immaturity level
sometimes.
- Oh, wow.
- Okay, what about you?
- My least favorite thing about
Kyle is that she's just, um--
she's stubborn.
- Oh, yeah, I can see that.
- Ah.
- My favorite part about Kyle
is her sense of humor.
She makes me laugh, and she's
an incredible mother.
She's a carer,
she's a giver--
she's just amazing.
- You're dead.
[mellow music]
- When I rented the house
next to--two houses down,
I didn't realize it was
my future husband.
I was worried about
my ex-husband.
You know, he had quite
a reputation
of being a bad boy
in Hollywood.
- So you guys came without
husbands this trip, right?
- I don't have one.
- Maybe you don't want one,
honestly.
I mean, they're a big
pain in the ass.
I'm impossible.
- With David, it's a little
different because
he's a nine-to-fiver.
Different hours,
different ideology.
Different personality.
Are you guys okay?
I don't think--
I'll be right there, David.
I'm gonna sit down
for a second.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- I may have to go to bed
a little early...
- I know.
- Tonight, because...
I need some vitamin C
and a bed.
Do you mind if we--
if we're that early?
- No, not at all.
I'm gonna--no, I'm--
yeah, this is gonna end
shortly anyway,
because I need to go to bed.
- 'Cause we need to.
- I'm getting up early to meet
you girls in the morning.
I am so excited
that my friends are here.
- Well, thank you for coming.
- To celebrate with me.
Taking this next step.
- Bye, see you later.
- What a fun night.
- Absolutely.
- You know why
I love your wife?
She's so organized.
[laughter]
- You know what's organized?
This to be closed
the rest of the ----ing trip.
- I guess what I'm trying
to say is,
you don't ever want that
Playboy chick
that everybody wants
to (BLEEP).
- What?! What do you mean?
[gasps]
Edwin, I am that Playboy chick.
- Twice!
- Okay!
- I'm a two-time Playboy chick!
- I had no idea. I'm sorry.
- Your wife is not
Playboy material?
- You like organized women.
[laughter]
- Coming up...
- Should we just have
another kid,
just a boy, just for
the sake of it?
- Honey, what do you
think I am, a machine?
[relaxed techno music]
♪ ♪
- Whoo!
♪ ♪
- That was refreshing.
- I know.
♪ ♪
- [coughing]
♪ ♪
- Hi.
- [wheezing]
- You okay?
- [hoarsely] I'm all right.
- Oh, Lisa, I'm sorry.
- Don't touch me.
I feel so bad.
I don't know what to do.
- There's nothing to do.
I feel okay.
I just can't talk, you know.
- Oh, you've got Halls.
Oh, good.
- This is helping.
- Aww.
I mean, maybe with some good
tea and some cough drops,
you'll feel a bit better.
- Time, you know?
- Yeah.
- Just a little time of rest
to my voice,
I'm gonna be okay.
[bright music]
♪ ♪
[both sigh contentedly]
- [groans] Yeah.
- Now I feel relaxed.
- Typically
we'd have the kids here.
- Jumping, wanting to go down
the slide 6,000 times.
- Saying, "Mommy, Mommy."
- "Mommy, Mommy."
Do you think that the kids
can feel a difference
with how much I'm working
right now?
- Definitely.
- Hey, guys, I know
it's Tuesday
and all the pictures
are coming in aggressively.
Take time to make the collages.
- But Mom...
- You know, some mornings feel
a little crazier,
racing around the kids.
Put 'em on the bed
and get it done.
- You just love those videos?
- Yeah, that was for my client.
- I don't want you to go.
- Stop it. Look at my face.
- I want you to be here.
- I love the idea of being able
to open up more time for me
to spend with the kids,
and then once I started
looking at it,
I was like, "I don't...
I don't know that I want
to sell 50% of my company."
I don't know, my gut
is telling me I'm happy.
With my business growing,
there's over 35 coaches.
We have 1,000 clients.
Like, it's...
it's huge.
And now I have been approached
to sell
a portion of my company.
- Okay, when you would go
to sell the company,
if you chose to ever sell it,
all of the IP
to your program is owned by you
and this entity.
- Okay.
Financially, it would
be great.
The amount of time I would
have would be great.
But it's no longer my baby.
These choices are now
a group decision.
- You have the opportunity
to scale, like, now,
and big time, and...
- But do you think that this is
at the expense of, like...
- Expense of what?
- Like, the kids?
- Well, baby, you can still...
- I want them to know
that I'm always there.
- You'll find time.
And you'll always be there.
The most important thing
is for you to be happy,
and if this makes you happy,
then you're gonna be able
to make them happy.
[warm music]
You do not need to worry
about all that.
And remember...
- But I'm a worrier.
That's who I am.
I guess the guilt comes too,
you know?
- Well, the guilt's gonna come
if you don't do it.
You're gonna blame it
on the kids one day.
Or me.
- [laughing]
- Exactly. Or me.
- It's getting hot in here.
- Do what you want to do.
- So I'm gonna take a little
dip in the pool.
- All right.
[lively techno music]
♪ ♪
- All right, here we go.
We're rolling.
- Take one.
A and B common mark.
- And... action!
- Go play.
Shoo, shoo. Shoo, shoo.
- You shouldn't have
come up here.
- Cut.
- It makes me feel good
that I don't have to worry
about my husband being jealous
that I'm on location with,
you know,
my ex-boyfriend.
- Schweet babe!
- Aaron really respects
my relationship with Patrick.
Charlie did not,
so while we were married,
I wasn't really allowed
to talk to Patrick.
I loved that show so much.
- Aww, thank you.
- We were talking up--that
wouldn't go over very well...
- We all loved your show.
- Today.
- Why?
- Well, she's waiting
for her master, and...
- Nuh-uh.
- You don't think so?
- No, of course not.
That was her job.
And a genie's not a woman,
she's an entity.
- Ooh.
- Okay.
- Whoo!
[overlapping chatter]
- It's true.
- I like that.
- That's quotable.
- That gave me chills.
I would love to be Jeannie.
That'd be so fun to wear
that cool outfit
and live in a bottle.
I would love that.
[shimmering tone]
- You didn't see the stuff
that I shot without you.
- Well, when she was going in
to get the globe,
it was like, she gives
the globe sexy looks
and has this stance.
It was really great.
- So if that's true, then why
is there no love scene?
- Because this is
a family movie.
- Okay.
- [laughing]
- Just ignore him.
- [muttering]
- He won't stop.
[steel guitar playing]
♪ ♪
- So hungry.
Crunchy French toast? [gasps]
495 calories.
- Aloha, welcome.
- Hey, how are you, Sharon?
- Good.
- Do you have green cheese?
- I'd like...
- Sure.
- I'll do coffee, too,
and water.
- Okay, my dear.
I'll be right with you.
- I'll do everything.
- Okay.
- I love it here.
We always go to Mexico,
and I haven't been coming
to Hawaii anymore.
- I love it here.
Like, as we get older,
like, where do you see
you and I spending
the majority of our time?
- I mean, I'm more
of a mountain person
than a beach person.
And LA too, obviously, 'cause
our kids are gonna have kids
one day, and we're gonna
want to be here
with their kids.
- What am I gonna do with
the Umansky name?
Like, it's just gonna
disappear with me?
Should we just have
another kid, just a boy,
just for the sake of it?
- Honey....
Are you kidding me?
Really?
Where were you years ago
when I asked you this question?
We go back and forth
about another baby.
I'm not pregnant.
- [scoffs]
- But...
- Right.
- I think I would
like to be.
- Oh, my God.
- I mean, I hate to burst
your bubble,
but do you know how old
I am now?
What do you think I am?
A machine?
[giggling]
No.
- Talking about the kids,
the other thing I need
to talk to you about is, um...
we need to finish out all our
trust, wills, testaments.
They've been chasing us.
- It gives me so much anxiety.
- We need to finish.
It's not fair to our kids,
by the way.
It's really not.
- I know.
When your kids are little,
it's like, who would be willing
to take care of our kids?
And now that they're older,
Portia has these three
adult sisters.
It's made it a lot easier.
But still scary as hell.
- Your life insurance
exam came back.
They told me I was the highest
you can be
in terms of health,
and you came in higher than me.
- I did?
- Like, you're the super-duper
preferred--yeah.
Like, you're perfect.
- Are you lying?
- Nope. Yeah, no.
You're, like, in perfect shape.
You're super-preferred amazing.
- [indistinct]
- Oh, yay, thank you.
- Ooh, wow.
That was nice of you all.
- Thank you.
This is why
I score so high.
- Exactly.
Coming up...
People who do this--
can just go and make
an appointment
to take a lie detector test...
- Who administers
the questions
at a lie detector test?
Do you say, "Here,
ask me these questions"?
[relaxed music]
♪ ♪
- This is pretty out here.
- Aww.
Honey, you shouldn't have.
[laughs]
- Thank you.
- Camille is busy tonight with
her pre-wedding preparations.
- Where shall we sit?
- I don't know.
- I mean, am I supposed to be
with Camille tonight?
I mean, I wasn't invited.
I don't know.
I really don't know
the responsibilities
of a bridesmaid.
- So we do have some
amazing cocktails.
It's gonna be listed right on
this page here.
- Tequila?
- A tea.
- If you haven't tried
the lilikoi margarita...
- I'll do tea this time.
- It's divine.
It's passion fruit.
- Oh, I'll have that.
No salt.
- Okay.
- Can she have a chamomile tea
with honey and lemon, please?
- Yeah, absolutely.
All right, we'll go ahead
and get you started with that.
- Thank you, [indistinct].
- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
- So much appreciated.
- [clears throat]
- Rinna, I've never
heard you so quiet.
- I know, it's frustrating.
- So I'm gonna speak for her.
- No problem with that.
[laughter]
- Oh, my God.
- [chuckles]
[nervous laughter]
- Jeez Louise.
Something seems a little off
with Mauricio.
I think he may be enjoying
this island life
and partaking in some
of their offerings.
- So the wedding's tomorrow.
- I'm very happy for them,
and I think it's really nice
two people have an opportunity
to have a second turn...
- Yeah.
- You know, to be able to--
and hopefully, I mean,
the ultimate goal
is to hopefully be with
somebody until the end, right?
So hopefully, you know, that,
you know, occurs for them.
And I really, genuinely feel
like they are good
for each other.
[laughs]
- I don't think I've heard
the word "hopefully" use more.
- This is for you.
- Oh, did I say it often?
[laughter]
- Often.
[laughter]
- Cheers, Rinna, with your tea.
all: Cheers.
- Here's to--should we make
a toast to Camille and David?
- To Camille and David.
- Salud.
- Cheers.
- So anyway, something...
very interesting
I found out today.
My daughter Alexia's very close
friend was burglarized.
And her house was under
construction
when the burglary happened.
So they took
the construction workers
to have a lie detector test.
Guess who was there
taking a lie detector test.
- Who?
- Lisa.
Lisa Vanderpump was there
taking a lie detector test.
- What?!
I'm confused. Why...
- Why would she do that?
- She's obviously
taking a lie detector test
to say she's innocent
from whatever--
she acts like she's being
accused of murder,
for God sakes.
- I know.
That's what I can't understand.
- One, this is, like,
not even normal behavior.
- Last time I saw her,
Lisa Vanderpump talked about
taking a lie detector test
to "clear her name."
- What do you want me to do?
You want me to take
a lie detector test?
- No, I don't want you to take
a lie detector test.
I did not expect this!
- When she brought it up...
- That is crazy.
- Who administers the questions
at a lie detector test?
Do you say, "Here,
ask me these questions"?
[laughter]
- You got the questions, right?
- We're ready.
- Okay.
- Perfect.
- Okay.
So did you email him
the one about
"did you give the story..."?
- Did you give the story
to Radar Online?
- Right.
- Do you know anyone
that gave the story
to Radar Online?
- Right. Those are the two
most important ones.
- Lie detector tests
aren't even accurate.
- No, I know.
Innocent people fail them
all the time;
guilty people pass them.
It's stupid.
- They're not admissible
in court.
- No.
- They're not admissible
in court.
- And you can train yourself
to pass them.
Ted Bundy passed.
- She's trying to focus on
something that she can control,
like that,
instead of the actual problem,
which is the initial thing
she did with you,
Vanderpump Dogs thing,
'cause that's the betrayal.
- You could strip away
all of the "he said, she said"
and everything.
Why do you think she does it?
- It's how she looks
to the world.
She wants to be perceived
as perfect.
And a saint.
- It was very surprising.
If Lisa were to hand me
that piece of paper that said,
"Lisa passed with
flying colors,"
do you think this is
gonna change
everyone's opinion?
- Ay-yi-yi.
- So the wedding's tomorrow.
- The wedding is? Good.
- Who's getting married?
[laughter]
- Honey... [giggling]
- That wasn't as profound.
- You know what? I can't.
I can't.
- [singing] It's amore.
[upbeat music]
- See, I like that...
- Yeah.
- With the sparkly shoe.
- But I have to pull this down,
otherwise...
it doesn't--it strangles me
if it's all the way up.
Do not judge my
bridesmaid skills.
I have not been a bridesmaid
for at least 20-plus years.
So I'm gonna get out there.
I will hold her train.
I will powder her nose.
I will help lift her veil,
whatever she wants.
- Okay.
- Just let me just...
- At the wedding.
- Let me just make sure
that this is...
- This is what I should be
doing with her right now.
[dynamic music]
♪ ♪
- Mom, come on in.
- Camille, did you want me
to get makeup or not?
'Cause I can do it.
I just didn't know if...
- Do you want to put some
lip gloss on now?
Here, I'll do a little.
Do you have a little brush?
- Hello, how you doing?
- I'm good. How are you doing?
- Hi, Mom.
- [indistinct]
- I'm so happy you could
make it.
My mom is Superwoman.
Out of the hospital,
on a plane to Hawaii.
Are you okay?
- Yeah.
- She's an inspiration to me.
I hope that I would have
her strength
if I was in the same situation.
I'm not sure if I do.
Thank you.
Mm, I love you so much.
I am just so happy
that she can be here
for my big day.
Kyle! Hey, beautiful.
It looks great!
- I'm kinda between...
- Wow!
- I had to tape it like that.
- No, wow!
- [indistinct].
- It looks gorgeous!
- Thank you.
- Come over here.
No, it looks so beautiful.
Mwah!
You look so pretty!
- Mason, that's gonna be
pretty on you.
- Thank you.
- It is.
- How are you?
- Hello, lady.
- So beautiful.
- Good to see you.
- Oh, it's good to see you.
- So happy that you're here.
- Thank you. Me too.
- So this is what we're
wearing, these? Okay.
Let's see.
There's a mirror here.
- Do you think it's too big,
or you like it?
- It's beautiful.
Do you need help with anything?
- I'm okay. Go relax.
- Okay.
- Have some champagne.
- I don't want to feel
I'm not doing my duties.
[laughter]
[dynamic pop music]
♪ ♪
[quirky music]
♪ ♪
- What do you think?
- Oh, my God. [gasps]
Look at my arm.
I have goose bumps. [gasps]
- We're gonna get her
in that little car there.
- Whoo!
Off to get married again!
This is number two!
Whoo!
Whooooo! [laughing]
[overlapping chatter]
[laughter]
This is a fresh new start
for me.
Whoa!
[all shouting]
I'm gonna be
Mrs. Grammer Meyer.
Oh, God. I really want
to make it to the wedding.
It's just easier to keep
Grammer
because everybody knows me
as Grammer.
And maybe I'm lazy.
There's a lot of paperwork.
Oh, yah!
Bye!
- Oh, my God,
I'm gonna go backwards.
- Hilarious. Love this.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[birds chirping]
- Oh, Mo, I feel lucky
to have you for, like,
for, like, the next 20, 30
minutes.
- I get to escort you
and Rinna into the wedding.
- That's right.
- Hi, Rinna.
- What's up, Rinna?
Feeling better today?
- Feel a little better.
- Gonna choose to sit next
to the "gorge."
- All right, ladies.
- Let's do it.
- Here we go.
- This is it.
This is it. It's official.
Yay.
Hey, Mom.
- Hi.
Here we go.
- We made it just
in the nick of time, Rinna.
- Just in the nick of time.
♪ ♪
- Come on, girls.
Be a part of
the celebration here!
[overlapping chatter]
Come on.
[warm music]
♪ ♪
- Ah! Camille looked stunning.
Beautiful dress.
I mean, it is so gorgeous
because it's Hawaii,
and there's a rainbow.
And the wind is blowing,
and it is absolutely magical.
- Welcome. Thank you
for gathering here today.
This is ohana.
This is the love of family.
- It's very touching
to see Camille
finally have this day
that she's waited for.
She's been through so much.
- I, David...
- Take you, Camille.
- Take you, Camille.
- As my wife.
- As my wife.
- I, Camille...
- Take you, David.
- Take you, David.
- As my husband.
- As my husband.
- You may seal your vows
with a kiss.
[cheers and applause]
- It's been a really long
road for her,
and this is a new chapter.
And all of us could not be
happier for her.
[cheers and applause]
- Next time on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills."
- This is a card.
- From Lisa and Harry?
- Yeah, "many happy endings."
You told everybody about that.
- [scoffs]
- Oh, my God.
- Lisa, she should have come
to show support.
- ...a bitch.
- And she pretends...
- Don't pretend to be
so sweet and nice and...
- Camille needs to own
her sh-- now.
- We need to do a couple extra
images on yours, okay?
- Is everything okay?
- Well, we'll find out.
- What's the matter?
- I'm getting nervous.
- What happened?
- My hands are, like, shaking.
- Oh, sweetie.
[all screaming]
[techno music]
- What's that?
- You bitch, you dressed
like me!
- Pat the puss, honey!
- So she said one little thing?
- Okay, I don't think
you get it.
- (BLEEP) her.
- To learn more about
the housewives,
♪ ♪
- Here we are.
- Where did you find this guy?
- He's supposedly the best.
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Hi. Hi.
- This is Lisa.
- Hello, Lisa Vanderpump.
- Pleased to meet you.
- Hi. John.
Good to see you.
- Pleased to meet you.
- Yeah, so--
- You got the--
you got the questions, right?
- We're ready.
- Okay. Perfect.
- Okay, so did you email him?
The one about
"did you give the story..."
- Did you give the story
to Radar Online?
- Right.
- Do you know anyone
that gave the story
to Radar Online?
- Right, those are the two
most important ones.
- How can you tell
if she's lying?
- We're going to be reading...
- I'm not lying.
- I know, but how do we know
it's accurate?
- It's almost 100%.
- After all the bullsh-- and
the attacks from the women...
You think I would give a story
to Radar Online...
- Yes.
- About Dorit?
- Yes.
- I'm sorry, I've got to draw
a line in the sand.
If you believe I gave the story
to Radar Online,
we don't have a friendship.
How do you prove
your innocence?
What do I have to do?
Take a lie detector test?
All right, then.
- This is going to be scored
as if it was a serious legal
or criminal test
using federal guidelines.
- Okay.
- Now I'm really nervous.
- You've got a reason
to be nervous.
I know that I'm 1,000%
not guilty.
Otherwise, why would I
volunteer for it?
I'm not stupid as I look.
This is basically me
with a group of friends,
and they've accused me
of doing something,
and there am I saying,
"Absolutely I didn't do that."
And then I'm like, "I swear
on my childrens' life."
- She's been friends with
these women, some of them,
for over ten years,
so it's been awful
that your closest friends
are accusing you
of something that
you know you didn't do.
- Well, I'm neutral.
- So...
- But I've been testing
over 30 years.
If she's lying, I'm gonna
catch it in a second.
If she's telling the truth,
she's going to pass.
- Good. Let's do it.
- Okay.
[light suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
Do you live in Texas?
- No.
- Are you in California?
- Yes.
- Do you know how
to drive a car?
- Yes.
- Do you think Dorit's face
has changed in the last year
as much as her accent?
- I had to throw that one in.
- Answer it.
- She's had a head
transplant.
Just don't ask me if Erika's
tucking it under
or something like that,
because there are some things
I can't lie about.
- Have you ever given a story
to Radar Online
about Dorit Kemsley?
abandoning her dog
to a shelter?
- No.
[light suspenseful music]
Do you know who gave a story
to Radar Online
about Dorit abandoning her dog?
- No.
♪ ♪
Do you think you will ever
forget the hurtful accusations
made by your close friends?
- No.
- Do you believe these women
who have accused you
of giving a story to Radar
Online are your true friends?
♪ ♪
- No.
- Okay, that's the end
of that chart.
- Sir, you can do any of it
again if you want,
'cause I do feel a bit nervous.
- I've been testing
over 30 years.
I've tested over
10,000 people.
The scoring program
agrees with me.
It says there is zero chance
that you are lying
on any of the questions
of importance.
- Oh, yes!
- Oh, dear. What?
- I don't know what I'm gonna
do with these results.
Maybe I will just keep them
in my back pocket
and maybe shove it up their ass
if ever I come across them
just to prove you bunch
of assholes
are barking up the wrong tree.
Thank you so much.
- Lisa, thank you.
- Thank you.
- Gosh, this is so exciting.
- Oh, that was great.
That was really great.
[techno music]
♪ ♪
- Hi, honey.
- Ow.
I just spilled
all over myself.
- Can you believe Camille's
getting married?
- No.
- So, she's happy.
She's very excited.
We are all going to Hawaii
for Camille's wedding,
and yes, it's a long way
to go for a wedding,
but she's our friend.
- And you're a bridesmaid?
- I know, it's so weird.
- I wanted to ask you to be
one of my bridesmaids.
- Aww, I would love to do that.
This is kinda funny.
I mean, when you go back
to being at dinner
at Camille's house...
Camille, you sat through
the entire night like this,
you know, with your hand
like that...
- But that's who I am, Kyle.
- No, that's not who you are,
Camille.
That's who you are
pretending to be.
And now look.
I'm a bridesmaid.
- That's your plain outfit?
- Don't judge.
- [laughing]
- By the way,
I thought this wasn't even
gonna make it in time.
It made it literally
in the 11th hour.
It has cap sleeves.
That's not my best look.
But forgetting that,
it wouldn't even close
around my boobs.
Lovely.
So I had to take it
to be altered.
We're having to fix
the situation,
just so you see.
- Like this.
- Hey, it's not my fault
I have big boobs
that are natural.
[giggling]
- Does it fit now?
- Barely.
- [laughs]
- What are you gonna
wear for the wedding?
- She said it's elegant.
- So, this is actually one
of the dresses I have
that you haven't borrowed.
[both laughing]
I'm just gonna do this.
- And these?
- With those, exactly.
[upbeat music]
- [coughs]
Oh, God, I have a sore throat.
I hope I'm not getting sick.
Rocky, I wish you could come
to Hawaii with me.
Come. [whistling]
I don't think I want to take
you to Hawaii, actually.
♪ ♪
- Can you tell Edwin maybe
he needs to pack for Hawaii?
Not tomorrow when you're
making me late
and making me a crazy person.
- I'm not--
I'm staying out of this.
- I'm sort of already packed...
- No.
- In my mind.
- You can't pack in your mind.
That doesn't exist.
And then we're late.
♪ ♪
- Hi. Very excited
to go to Hawaii.
♪ ♪
- I am going to the big island.
- Hello.
How are you doing?
- How many bags for you two?
- Uh, we are checking three.
- Checking this?
Oh, I want my name on it,
though.
This I can take
on the plane, right?
- Yes.
- 'Cause it has my
bridesmaid's dress.
Very important.
♪ ♪
- Aloha. Look at you.
How cute.
- Thank you.
- [indistinct]
[bright music]
- A Mai Tai? Thank you.
I love we're all
double-fisting.
- I know.
[overlapping chatter]
- Ah, wait, wait.
Mine goes--
- Oh, it goes flat-flat.
- Oh, flat-flat.
Oh, yeah.
- I always think it's nice
to go to a destination wedding.
Do you know anybody that's
ever not happy in Hawaii?
No. People are not mad
in Hawaii.
♪ ♪
- Aloha.
- Ah, we made it!
- Are you a bridesmaid, Teddi?
- No, I'm not a bridesmaid.
Probably almost got uninvited
to the wedding
when we went camping.
Despite the kind of awkward
ending Camille and I had
during the camping trip...
- You sat down with Lisa Rinna
and you said,
"I know, because I know
everything,
'cause I know, 'cause I know."
And I was like--
- I didn't say I know
everything.
I said I'm very direct.
- You said, "I know a lot."
- I don't think her wedding
weekend is the time
to dig up our past issues.
I want to be a good person
to her.
So I'm gonna show up.
Aloha.
♪ ♪
- Edwin, did Teddi fill you in
on the Camille sex talk?
- When Camille talks sex talk,
it's next-level.
- A man has a better orgasm
if you massage their prostate,
and you do that by going up
their rectum.
- What?!
[laughter]
- Think that'd be too much
if while Camille's walking
down the aisle, we go...
[laughter]
Ahhhh!
- Please, God, help us all.
[dynamic music]
♪ ♪
- Look at how amazing this is.
- Wow.
- Gorgeous. Oh, lovely.
- This is beautiful.
- Welcome to the Waikoloa Beach
Marriott.
- I love my lei.
- Harry and I have been
married for 21 years.
It is not hard when I'm gone,
because we are self-reliant
people.
I do not have a codependent
relationship with my husband.
I can be away from him,
and he can be away from me,
and we are okay with that.
- Hello.
- These are cool.
- Just don't--don't use those
as butt beads.
- I was gonna say...
- Wow.
- Oh, wow.
- It's beautiful.
What an amazing place.
- Isn't this pretty?
- Perfect.
- Aloha.
- Dorit,
this is your suite here.
Your master bedroom.
- Oh, look at this.
- You have your own backyard,
pretty much
to enjoy the view
in the back there,
our--Anaeho'omalu Beach.
- This is beautiful.
- All right. This is where
the party is, huh?
- Ah, the view is amazing.
Babe, we should sleep out here.
- This is beautiful.
- Ah. Feels kind of peaceful.
- [coughing]
May I order a very large
hot water,
lots of lemon.
and then lots of honey?
'Cause I'm feeling like I've
got a little sore throat,
so I want to try to nip it
in the bud.
- So happy to be here
and relax.
- Where is her home,
do you know?
- Nope. I know nothing.
I have no idea what's happening
for this wedding
this trip.
I haven't gone through
the schedule. What is it?
- We have a
paddleboarding/canoe activity.
- And then that's the wedding
that night?
- No.
- And then the next day
is the wedding?
Killing it as a bridesmaid!
I know I'm in Hawaii.
I'm excited to be here,
and that is it.
- All right.
- Coming up...
Guess who was there taking
a lie detector test.
♪ ♪
[mellow music]
♪ ♪
- Hi!
- Hello!
- Hello.
- Hello, bride-to-be.
- Welcome!
- You look so good. Hi.
- Thank you for coming.
- Thanks for having us.
You look gorgeous.
- Thank you so much
for having us.
- Hey!
- Look at you with heels on
in the sand and everything.
- Awesome!
- Look at the bride.
- Thank you.
Thank you so much.
So good to see you.
- I know.
- Where's David?
- He's off with his friends.
- Look how nice this is.
- This is my piece of heaven,
yeah.
I really wanted you to get
a feel of the island
and what I love about,
you know--
everything I love about
this place.
Hawaii is very near and dear
to my heart.
I used to bring my kids here
when they were very young.
I have so many wonderful
memories.
- Looking good, baby.
Really good.
Lucky man I am.
- I'm just gonna have people
come around
and just kiss my ass
and tell me how wonderful I am.
It's where I went to heal from
my divorce.
Does she not know that
she's destroying a family?
- [whispering]
I felt so bad.
- She's destroying my family.
Destroying my--my children.
They're gonna be just
devastated without their dad.
But I'm getting married
to David,
and there's so many great
things ahead for the two of us.
So we'll have a fun morning
planned.
I know we have a busy day,
but I really wanted
to tell you what happened.
Lisa Vanderpump said,
"I'd love to talk to you."
- Oh.
- She explained why she wasn't
coming to my wedding.
She explained a little bit
about the falling out
with Kyle.
You both have a special
friendship.
- We don't.
It's done.
- She didn't want the drama
about it.
She didn't want to make it,
like, about her, you know.
- She never responded to my
text messages or my email.
Using me as an excuse not
to come to Camille's wedding
is a cheap shot.
I don't get why
she doesn't just come around
and say, "Girls..."
I, you know--I don't know why
this time is so much different.
- Kyle, you're in
a tough position.
There's no question.
- No, but Camille,
how do you feel
about her not being here?
- Yeah, exactly.
- I feel sad.
I think I'm disappointed
that she didn't show up.
I wanted her to put
this stuff aside...
- Right.
- Because in the long run,
a year from now, we will be
looking back going,
"Oh, how ridiculous this was."
- Camille, she doesn't have
an issue with you right now.
- No, she has no issue with me.
- So why isn't she here?
- I agree.
- Why...
- She said she's so upset.
- Okay, well, you know what?
You know, weddings are such
a great way
to bring people together.
It's about celebration;
it's about love.
And I always feel like
no matter what's going on,
you show up.
Vanderpump's made it
really clear
that she wants nothing to do
with us--
that she doesn't want
to speak to us,
she doesn't want to see us.
- You just celebrate
somebody's wedding
who you've been a friend of
for a very long time.
I don't get it.
I respect her.
I'm done with it. The end.
- Let's go in the water.
- That's more of a workout.
- All right, let's do it.
[bright music]
♪ ♪
- Don't I look like a pro?
- No.
You're lucky your body
looks good,
'cause your talent level...
[laughs]
- Kyle, is this your first time
paddleboarding?
- No.
- Well, it looks like it.
- I can stand.
- We're shallow right here.
- I know, we gotta
get out of here.
- Oh, sh--. No.
- Is that a rock?
- No.
It's a big rock. Oh, sh--.
Oh, sh--!
- No, no, no!
You saved it!
- [laughing]
I'm here to relax
and enjoy myself.
I don't want to stand up
and work this hard
and maybe fall in and get
eaten by a shark
or stung by a jellyfish,
you know?
I'm going back.
I'm done.
- Yay, I got you girls out
on the boards.
You all were awesome.
[techno music]
♪ ♪
[phone ringing]
- Hey.
- Hi, schweet babe.
Are you close?
- Hi, schweet babe.
I'm coming [indistinct]
right now.
- I'll see you in a minute.
I'm getting ready to leave
town soon
to shoot another movie,
but I am a summer girl,
so I would selfishly
rather be in Hawaii
and celebrate
Camille's wedding
than Connecticut
in the winter.
[raps door]
- Schweet babe.
- Schweet babe!
- Oh, hi, schweet babe.
How are you?
- Hi, schweet babe.
How are you?
- I'm well.
And I know you're doing well,
because this is
beautiful out here.
- I've known Patrick Muldoon
since I was 19 years old.
We call each other
"schweet babe"
because we had nicknames
on "Starship Troopers"
for everyone.
- What do you think
of our script?
- I like it.
- Yeah?
- It's cute.
Patrick and I dated,
and we were on and off
for quite a few years.
- I don't even think I've read
this version of the script.
- We're getting ready to do
a Christmas movie together.
- Interior, day.
Valerie Nolan, 30s.
- It said "30s."
I was like, "I'll do it."
- Yeah, how old am I?
- [laughs]
I don't even think of this
as me working with
my ex-boyfriend.
I think of this as me working
with one of my best friends.
It's so nice out.
- Oh, yeah.
This is beautiful.
It doesn't get any better
than this.
- Schweet babe,
come over in the shade.
You'll thank me later.
- Cool.
I'm leathery, I know.
- No, you're not.
- It's all those years
in the sun.
- My ex-husbands aged me
terribly, I think.
[both laugh]
A little bit.
- Little bit.
- A teeny, weeny bit.
Charlie came over for
Thanksgiving for dinner
a few years ago,
and he had a hooker in the car
in the driveway.
And he's like, you know,
was afraid to tell me.
"Well, she's in the driveway.
Is it okay if she's
in the driveway?"
I'm like...
[sighs] Guess I'll set
a ----ing plate.
- You have a thing
for bad boys.
- Uh-uh.
No, I ----ing don't.
- Yeah, you do.
- Even a hooker deserves
to have Thanksgiving dinner.
Are you considered a bad boy?
[chuckles]
- Yeah.
[both laughing]
- Coming up...
- You don't ever want
that Playboy chick
that everybody wants to
(BLEEP).
- What?! What do you mean?
[gasps] Edwin,
I am that Playboy chick.
Twice!
[steel guitar playing]
♪ ♪
- You ready?
- I'm ready.
- Oh, we have the same room.
Excuse me.
You have seven pairs
of sunglasses?
- Get your mitts off.
- Oh, my God.
Who does this?
- A girl needs options.
- Oh, my God.
all: Hello.
- Hello, guys.
- What's up?
- Let's go.
Sprinter.
[mellow techno music]
♪ ♪
- I've never been a bridesmaid.
- Who's the maid of honor?
- I think Mason's
the maid of honor.
- Maybe me. I don't know.
- Maybe you should've been
asked to be a bridesmaid.
- Oh, yeah.
- Teddi almost
didn't even come
'cause they got
in a little argument.
- I know. I was like...
- 'Cause Teddi's a know-it-all.
- That's me.
- We are here.
- We are here.
- Look how pretty
this house is, guys.
- All right, guys.
- Thank you, [indistinct].
- You're welcome.
- It smells delicious.
[Hawaiian music]
♪ ♪
- Hello, welcome.
- You look beautiful.
This is amazing.
- I know, I'm sorry to...
- What a...
- When I see Teddi,
there's a little awkwardness.
I'm not really focused on my
relationship with Teddi,
but I'm happy that she made
the effort to come.
- Oh, my gosh. Wow.
- Oh, thank you.
- Wow. Like, wow.
Stunning, Camille.
- Thank you.
- Gorgeous.
- This is why
when I disappear,
this is where I disappear to.
- I mean, I can see why.
- This is where...
Kelsey and I sold the old house
about six years ago.
And I moved into this home
soon after.
This is just for you.
- Wow, look how open it is.
- The entrance to the home
is pretty grand.
There's a great room,
and it has beautiful
vista views of the ocean.
It's a very relaxing,
calming house for me.
It's my very own,
and I'm proud of it.
Hello!
- Hey, Lisa.
How are you?
- Oh, I'm good.
- Great.
- Nice to see you.
There's my daughter.
- Oh, that's great.
- Can you believe you're
getting married?
I can't believe it.
- I was stressed yesterday.
- Where's your mom?
- My mom is in the hospital.
- She's in the hospital?
- Mm-hmm.
My mom has been very sick
for the last ten years.
How are you feeling?
You look good.
- I feel good.
- Considering everything
you've been through and...
- It's been a journey.
- I'm glad that Kelsey found
a really great doctor for you.
I've been spending a lot
of time on the phone with her.
She's back on the east coast.
I talked about postponing
the wedding for her,
and she said, "No, no, no.
Camille, it's all set up.
Do not."
And so I've been
praying and hoping
that she'll feel better
and she'll be able
to get on a plane
and be there for my wedding.
- She'll be here, though.
I feel like she's
gonna be here.
- Okay, good.
- I feel so bad for Camille.
After everything
she's been through
with her own cancer...
I am still living.
My mom's still here.
And I'm here to give back!
- And now her mother may not be
able to come to her wedding?
Other than the groom,
that's like the most important
person for Camille to be there.
Tell us where to sit.
- Yes.
[upbeat music]
- Sit down.
- Cheers to them.
- You guys, cheers.
[overlapping chatter]
- All at Denise.
- [indistinct].
And I know that Erika
would love to be here.
She sends her love and wishes
she could be here.
♪ ♪
- What is--wow, look at that
pasta and cheese!
- Oh, my God.
- Wow.
- Go deep so you get a little
of the parmesan on the bottom.
- Who's starting? Go.
- Oh, my God,
that looks amazing.
This pasta and the cheese wheel
has followed me
from Beverly Hills.
- Italian, Italian way.
- Oh, my...
- Holy guacamole.
Is this cheese?
- Yes.
- Okay, now I do need
some of that.
- It's a big wheel.
- Forget my diet.
The dress finally zips,
and now I'm eating
all this pasta.
I swear I'm being sabotaged.
- That is so pretty.
- I don't even know
if I can go there.
- Ready?
- Oh yeah, thank you.
- That's a great way to...
- Normally I am not
a carb person in the evening.
It'll be the first time
in a long time.
I'm, like--I'm giving myself
a little out here.
- Does anybody want more pasta
before they take this away?
- I would like about
a lot more, but I'm done.
Love it, though.
- It was insane.
- Okay, can I say
something personal?
- Sure.
- What's your favorite thing
about Harry
and your least favorite thing?
- My favorite thing is,
he's a good human being.
The least thing I like
about him
is he chews his gum,
and it's blue.
- 20-something years together,
Lisa,
and blue gum is what bothers
you the most about Harry?
Someone is not being
forthcoming.
- Okay, your turn.
- My favorite thing
is that I...
I am a control freak.
all: No!
- No way.
- But he constantly teases me
and makes those moments
lighter for me.
My least favorite thing is
probably the same as my
favorite, is that
I can't control every aspect
of him.
- That can't be your favorite
and least favorite.
- Yeah, pick another thing.
- Cop-out.
- You know what's crazy
about that--
I'm literally gonna
say the same thing.
The fact that she's so
organized,
which I love, but it's also
the one thing I hate about her.
She's always on my ass.
So...
- You'll be dead tomorrow.
- It's kinda--
sorta the same thing.
- Organization is your
number one?
- You'll be dead by sunrise.
- Okay, your turn.
- My favorite thing
about my husband
is that he's always
upbeat and positive.
My least favorite is...
probably the immaturity level
sometimes.
- Oh, wow.
- Okay, what about you?
- My least favorite thing about
Kyle is that she's just, um--
she's stubborn.
- Oh, yeah, I can see that.
- Ah.
- My favorite part about Kyle
is her sense of humor.
She makes me laugh, and she's
an incredible mother.
She's a carer,
she's a giver--
she's just amazing.
- You're dead.
[mellow music]
- When I rented the house
next to--two houses down,
I didn't realize it was
my future husband.
I was worried about
my ex-husband.
You know, he had quite
a reputation
of being a bad boy
in Hollywood.
- So you guys came without
husbands this trip, right?
- I don't have one.
- Maybe you don't want one,
honestly.
I mean, they're a big
pain in the ass.
I'm impossible.
- With David, it's a little
different because
he's a nine-to-fiver.
Different hours,
different ideology.
Different personality.
Are you guys okay?
I don't think--
I'll be right there, David.
I'm gonna sit down
for a second.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- I may have to go to bed
a little early...
- I know.
- Tonight, because...
I need some vitamin C
and a bed.
Do you mind if we--
if we're that early?
- No, not at all.
I'm gonna--no, I'm--
yeah, this is gonna end
shortly anyway,
because I need to go to bed.
- 'Cause we need to.
- I'm getting up early to meet
you girls in the morning.
I am so excited
that my friends are here.
- Well, thank you for coming.
- To celebrate with me.
Taking this next step.
- Bye, see you later.
- What a fun night.
- Absolutely.
- You know why
I love your wife?
She's so organized.
[laughter]
- You know what's organized?
This to be closed
the rest of the ----ing trip.
- I guess what I'm trying
to say is,
you don't ever want that
Playboy chick
that everybody wants
to (BLEEP).
- What?! What do you mean?
[gasps]
Edwin, I am that Playboy chick.
- Twice!
- Okay!
- I'm a two-time Playboy chick!
- I had no idea. I'm sorry.
- Your wife is not
Playboy material?
- You like organized women.
[laughter]
- Coming up...
- Should we just have
another kid,
just a boy, just for
the sake of it?
- Honey, what do you
think I am, a machine?
[relaxed techno music]
♪ ♪
- Whoo!
♪ ♪
- That was refreshing.
- I know.
♪ ♪
- [coughing]
♪ ♪
- Hi.
- [wheezing]
- You okay?
- [hoarsely] I'm all right.
- Oh, Lisa, I'm sorry.
- Don't touch me.
I feel so bad.
I don't know what to do.
- There's nothing to do.
I feel okay.
I just can't talk, you know.
- Oh, you've got Halls.
Oh, good.
- This is helping.
- Aww.
I mean, maybe with some good
tea and some cough drops,
you'll feel a bit better.
- Time, you know?
- Yeah.
- Just a little time of rest
to my voice,
I'm gonna be okay.
[bright music]
♪ ♪
[both sigh contentedly]
- [groans] Yeah.
- Now I feel relaxed.
- Typically
we'd have the kids here.
- Jumping, wanting to go down
the slide 6,000 times.
- Saying, "Mommy, Mommy."
- "Mommy, Mommy."
Do you think that the kids
can feel a difference
with how much I'm working
right now?
- Definitely.
- Hey, guys, I know
it's Tuesday
and all the pictures
are coming in aggressively.
Take time to make the collages.
- But Mom...
- You know, some mornings feel
a little crazier,
racing around the kids.
Put 'em on the bed
and get it done.
- You just love those videos?
- Yeah, that was for my client.
- I don't want you to go.
- Stop it. Look at my face.
- I want you to be here.
- I love the idea of being able
to open up more time for me
to spend with the kids,
and then once I started
looking at it,
I was like, "I don't...
I don't know that I want
to sell 50% of my company."
I don't know, my gut
is telling me I'm happy.
With my business growing,
there's over 35 coaches.
We have 1,000 clients.
Like, it's...
it's huge.
And now I have been approached
to sell
a portion of my company.
- Okay, when you would go
to sell the company,
if you chose to ever sell it,
all of the IP
to your program is owned by you
and this entity.
- Okay.
Financially, it would
be great.
The amount of time I would
have would be great.
But it's no longer my baby.
These choices are now
a group decision.
- You have the opportunity
to scale, like, now,
and big time, and...
- But do you think that this is
at the expense of, like...
- Expense of what?
- Like, the kids?
- Well, baby, you can still...
- I want them to know
that I'm always there.
- You'll find time.
And you'll always be there.
The most important thing
is for you to be happy,
and if this makes you happy,
then you're gonna be able
to make them happy.
[warm music]
You do not need to worry
about all that.
And remember...
- But I'm a worrier.
That's who I am.
I guess the guilt comes too,
you know?
- Well, the guilt's gonna come
if you don't do it.
You're gonna blame it
on the kids one day.
Or me.
- [laughing]
- Exactly. Or me.
- It's getting hot in here.
- Do what you want to do.
- So I'm gonna take a little
dip in the pool.
- All right.
[lively techno music]
♪ ♪
- All right, here we go.
We're rolling.
- Take one.
A and B common mark.
- And... action!
- Go play.
Shoo, shoo. Shoo, shoo.
- You shouldn't have
come up here.
- Cut.
- It makes me feel good
that I don't have to worry
about my husband being jealous
that I'm on location with,
you know,
my ex-boyfriend.
- Schweet babe!
- Aaron really respects
my relationship with Patrick.
Charlie did not,
so while we were married,
I wasn't really allowed
to talk to Patrick.
I loved that show so much.
- Aww, thank you.
- We were talking up--that
wouldn't go over very well...
- We all loved your show.
- Today.
- Why?
- Well, she's waiting
for her master, and...
- Nuh-uh.
- You don't think so?
- No, of course not.
That was her job.
And a genie's not a woman,
she's an entity.
- Ooh.
- Okay.
- Whoo!
[overlapping chatter]
- It's true.
- I like that.
- That's quotable.
- That gave me chills.
I would love to be Jeannie.
That'd be so fun to wear
that cool outfit
and live in a bottle.
I would love that.
[shimmering tone]
- You didn't see the stuff
that I shot without you.
- Well, when she was going in
to get the globe,
it was like, she gives
the globe sexy looks
and has this stance.
It was really great.
- So if that's true, then why
is there no love scene?
- Because this is
a family movie.
- Okay.
- [laughing]
- Just ignore him.
- [muttering]
- He won't stop.
[steel guitar playing]
♪ ♪
- So hungry.
Crunchy French toast? [gasps]
495 calories.
- Aloha, welcome.
- Hey, how are you, Sharon?
- Good.
- Do you have green cheese?
- I'd like...
- Sure.
- I'll do coffee, too,
and water.
- Okay, my dear.
I'll be right with you.
- I'll do everything.
- Okay.
- I love it here.
We always go to Mexico,
and I haven't been coming
to Hawaii anymore.
- I love it here.
Like, as we get older,
like, where do you see
you and I spending
the majority of our time?
- I mean, I'm more
of a mountain person
than a beach person.
And LA too, obviously, 'cause
our kids are gonna have kids
one day, and we're gonna
want to be here
with their kids.
- What am I gonna do with
the Umansky name?
Like, it's just gonna
disappear with me?
Should we just have
another kid, just a boy,
just for the sake of it?
- Honey....
Are you kidding me?
Really?
Where were you years ago
when I asked you this question?
We go back and forth
about another baby.
I'm not pregnant.
- [scoffs]
- But...
- Right.
- I think I would
like to be.
- Oh, my God.
- I mean, I hate to burst
your bubble,
but do you know how old
I am now?
What do you think I am?
A machine?
[giggling]
No.
- Talking about the kids,
the other thing I need
to talk to you about is, um...
we need to finish out all our
trust, wills, testaments.
They've been chasing us.
- It gives me so much anxiety.
- We need to finish.
It's not fair to our kids,
by the way.
It's really not.
- I know.
When your kids are little,
it's like, who would be willing
to take care of our kids?
And now that they're older,
Portia has these three
adult sisters.
It's made it a lot easier.
But still scary as hell.
- Your life insurance
exam came back.
They told me I was the highest
you can be
in terms of health,
and you came in higher than me.
- I did?
- Like, you're the super-duper
preferred--yeah.
Like, you're perfect.
- Are you lying?
- Nope. Yeah, no.
You're, like, in perfect shape.
You're super-preferred amazing.
- [indistinct]
- Oh, yay, thank you.
- Ooh, wow.
That was nice of you all.
- Thank you.
This is why
I score so high.
- Exactly.
Coming up...
People who do this--
can just go and make
an appointment
to take a lie detector test...
- Who administers
the questions
at a lie detector test?
Do you say, "Here,
ask me these questions"?
[relaxed music]
♪ ♪
- This is pretty out here.
- Aww.
Honey, you shouldn't have.
[laughs]
- Thank you.
- Camille is busy tonight with
her pre-wedding preparations.
- Where shall we sit?
- I don't know.
- I mean, am I supposed to be
with Camille tonight?
I mean, I wasn't invited.
I don't know.
I really don't know
the responsibilities
of a bridesmaid.
- So we do have some
amazing cocktails.
It's gonna be listed right on
this page here.
- Tequila?
- A tea.
- If you haven't tried
the lilikoi margarita...
- I'll do tea this time.
- It's divine.
It's passion fruit.
- Oh, I'll have that.
No salt.
- Okay.
- Can she have a chamomile tea
with honey and lemon, please?
- Yeah, absolutely.
All right, we'll go ahead
and get you started with that.
- Thank you, [indistinct].
- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
- So much appreciated.
- [clears throat]
- Rinna, I've never
heard you so quiet.
- I know, it's frustrating.
- So I'm gonna speak for her.
- No problem with that.
[laughter]
- Oh, my God.
- [chuckles]
[nervous laughter]
- Jeez Louise.
Something seems a little off
with Mauricio.
I think he may be enjoying
this island life
and partaking in some
of their offerings.
- So the wedding's tomorrow.
- I'm very happy for them,
and I think it's really nice
two people have an opportunity
to have a second turn...
- Yeah.
- You know, to be able to--
and hopefully, I mean,
the ultimate goal
is to hopefully be with
somebody until the end, right?
So hopefully, you know, that,
you know, occurs for them.
And I really, genuinely feel
like they are good
for each other.
[laughs]
- I don't think I've heard
the word "hopefully" use more.
- This is for you.
- Oh, did I say it often?
[laughter]
- Often.
[laughter]
- Cheers, Rinna, with your tea.
all: Cheers.
- Here's to--should we make
a toast to Camille and David?
- To Camille and David.
- Salud.
- Cheers.
- So anyway, something...
very interesting
I found out today.
My daughter Alexia's very close
friend was burglarized.
And her house was under
construction
when the burglary happened.
So they took
the construction workers
to have a lie detector test.
Guess who was there
taking a lie detector test.
- Who?
- Lisa.
Lisa Vanderpump was there
taking a lie detector test.
- What?!
I'm confused. Why...
- Why would she do that?
- She's obviously
taking a lie detector test
to say she's innocent
from whatever--
she acts like she's being
accused of murder,
for God sakes.
- I know.
That's what I can't understand.
- One, this is, like,
not even normal behavior.
- Last time I saw her,
Lisa Vanderpump talked about
taking a lie detector test
to "clear her name."
- What do you want me to do?
You want me to take
a lie detector test?
- No, I don't want you to take
a lie detector test.
I did not expect this!
- When she brought it up...
- That is crazy.
- Who administers the questions
at a lie detector test?
Do you say, "Here,
ask me these questions"?
[laughter]
- You got the questions, right?
- We're ready.
- Okay.
- Perfect.
- Okay.
So did you email him
the one about
"did you give the story..."?
- Did you give the story
to Radar Online?
- Right.
- Do you know anyone
that gave the story
to Radar Online?
- Right. Those are the two
most important ones.
- Lie detector tests
aren't even accurate.
- No, I know.
Innocent people fail them
all the time;
guilty people pass them.
It's stupid.
- They're not admissible
in court.
- No.
- They're not admissible
in court.
- And you can train yourself
to pass them.
Ted Bundy passed.
- She's trying to focus on
something that she can control,
like that,
instead of the actual problem,
which is the initial thing
she did with you,
Vanderpump Dogs thing,
'cause that's the betrayal.
- You could strip away
all of the "he said, she said"
and everything.
Why do you think she does it?
- It's how she looks
to the world.
She wants to be perceived
as perfect.
And a saint.
- It was very surprising.
If Lisa were to hand me
that piece of paper that said,
"Lisa passed with
flying colors,"
do you think this is
gonna change
everyone's opinion?
- Ay-yi-yi.
- So the wedding's tomorrow.
- The wedding is? Good.
- Who's getting married?
[laughter]
- Honey... [giggling]
- That wasn't as profound.
- You know what? I can't.
I can't.
- [singing] It's amore.
[upbeat music]
- See, I like that...
- Yeah.
- With the sparkly shoe.
- But I have to pull this down,
otherwise...
it doesn't--it strangles me
if it's all the way up.
Do not judge my
bridesmaid skills.
I have not been a bridesmaid
for at least 20-plus years.
So I'm gonna get out there.
I will hold her train.
I will powder her nose.
I will help lift her veil,
whatever she wants.
- Okay.
- Just let me just...
- At the wedding.
- Let me just make sure
that this is...
- This is what I should be
doing with her right now.
[dynamic music]
♪ ♪
- Mom, come on in.
- Camille, did you want me
to get makeup or not?
'Cause I can do it.
I just didn't know if...
- Do you want to put some
lip gloss on now?
Here, I'll do a little.
Do you have a little brush?
- Hello, how you doing?
- I'm good. How are you doing?
- Hi, Mom.
- [indistinct]
- I'm so happy you could
make it.
My mom is Superwoman.
Out of the hospital,
on a plane to Hawaii.
Are you okay?
- Yeah.
- She's an inspiration to me.
I hope that I would have
her strength
if I was in the same situation.
I'm not sure if I do.
Thank you.
Mm, I love you so much.
I am just so happy
that she can be here
for my big day.
Kyle! Hey, beautiful.
It looks great!
- I'm kinda between...
- Wow!
- I had to tape it like that.
- No, wow!
- [indistinct].
- It looks gorgeous!
- Thank you.
- Come over here.
No, it looks so beautiful.
Mwah!
You look so pretty!
- Mason, that's gonna be
pretty on you.
- Thank you.
- It is.
- How are you?
- Hello, lady.
- So beautiful.
- Good to see you.
- Oh, it's good to see you.
- So happy that you're here.
- Thank you. Me too.
- So this is what we're
wearing, these? Okay.
Let's see.
There's a mirror here.
- Do you think it's too big,
or you like it?
- It's beautiful.
Do you need help with anything?
- I'm okay. Go relax.
- Okay.
- Have some champagne.
- I don't want to feel
I'm not doing my duties.
[laughter]
[dynamic pop music]
♪ ♪
[quirky music]
♪ ♪
- What do you think?
- Oh, my God. [gasps]
Look at my arm.
I have goose bumps. [gasps]
- We're gonna get her
in that little car there.
- Whoo!
Off to get married again!
This is number two!
Whoo!
Whooooo! [laughing]
[overlapping chatter]
[laughter]
This is a fresh new start
for me.
Whoa!
[all shouting]
I'm gonna be
Mrs. Grammer Meyer.
Oh, God. I really want
to make it to the wedding.
It's just easier to keep
Grammer
because everybody knows me
as Grammer.
And maybe I'm lazy.
There's a lot of paperwork.
Oh, yah!
Bye!
- Oh, my God,
I'm gonna go backwards.
- Hilarious. Love this.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[birds chirping]
- Oh, Mo, I feel lucky
to have you for, like,
for, like, the next 20, 30
minutes.
- I get to escort you
and Rinna into the wedding.
- That's right.
- Hi, Rinna.
- What's up, Rinna?
Feeling better today?
- Feel a little better.
- Gonna choose to sit next
to the "gorge."
- All right, ladies.
- Let's do it.
- Here we go.
- This is it.
This is it. It's official.
Yay.
Hey, Mom.
- Hi.
Here we go.
- We made it just
in the nick of time, Rinna.
- Just in the nick of time.
♪ ♪
- Come on, girls.
Be a part of
the celebration here!
[overlapping chatter]
Come on.
[warm music]
♪ ♪
- Ah! Camille looked stunning.
Beautiful dress.
I mean, it is so gorgeous
because it's Hawaii,
and there's a rainbow.
And the wind is blowing,
and it is absolutely magical.
- Welcome. Thank you
for gathering here today.
This is ohana.
This is the love of family.
- It's very touching
to see Camille
finally have this day
that she's waited for.
She's been through so much.
- I, David...
- Take you, Camille.
- Take you, Camille.
- As my wife.
- As my wife.
- I, Camille...
- Take you, David.
- Take you, David.
- As my husband.
- As my husband.
- You may seal your vows
with a kiss.
[cheers and applause]
- It's been a really long
road for her,
and this is a new chapter.
And all of us could not be
happier for her.
[cheers and applause]
- Next time on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills."
- This is a card.
- From Lisa and Harry?
- Yeah, "many happy endings."
You told everybody about that.
- [scoffs]
- Oh, my God.
- Lisa, she should have come
to show support.
- ...a bitch.
- And she pretends...
- Don't pretend to be
so sweet and nice and...
- Camille needs to own
her sh-- now.
- We need to do a couple extra
images on yours, okay?
- Is everything okay?
- Well, we'll find out.
- What's the matter?
- I'm getting nervous.
- What happened?
- My hands are, like, shaking.
- Oh, sweetie.
[all screaming]
[techno music]
- What's that?
- You bitch, you dressed
like me!
- Pat the puss, honey!
- So she said one little thing?
- Okay, I don't think
you get it.
- (BLEEP) her.
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