The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 9, Episode 10 - A Supreme Snub - full transcript
Kyle feels she is being blamed for Lisa Vanderpump's absence at Camille's bridal shower while Denise helps Dorit heal from her public takedown in the press. Later, a dinner celebrating Lisa...
- Previously on "The Real
- Previously on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills":
- I need a new kitchen.
- If I say yes,
would you be really happy?
- Ecstatic.
- You guys,
we're going on tour.
- This is what we've
always dreamed of.
- Right?
- Yeah!
- To the next
bride-to-be, Camille.
- To the next bride-to-be,
Camille! Yay!
- I woke up to an article
from "Radar Online,"
and I know Lisa fed that story.
- I am not going to say,
"Yes, I did something,"
if I didn't do it.
I am a woman with integrity
that stands up--
- Yeah. I am too.
- No. I'm done.
I'm done with you.
Show yourself out, darling.
- I don't want you to feel
like you're--
- Under attack?
[laughs]
- I've had no communication
with Lisa.
- Well, she didn't ask me
to her birthday.
- She shut down. She holds
her friendship as ransom.
- She's always been
like that, though.
- I mean, sad. I feel sad.
[upbeat music]
- In the game of life,
it's Rinna take all.
♪ ♪
- Most people talk
about their fantasies.
I'm living mine.
- In business and in life,
I wear many hats
and hairstyles.
- You can stab me in the back,
but whilst you're there,
kiss my ass.
- I'm not afraid of hard work,
but I'll never
do your dirty work.
- My problem
with the tabloids?
My real life
is so much juicier.
- In Beverly Hills,
the truth always has a way
of rising to the top.
[energetic music]
♪ ♪
- Dorit weighs, like, an ounce,
so don't even think
she'll eat, but...
- Yeah.
- At least we have snacks.
Mikey, you haven't met
Dorit yet, have you?
- No. I haven't.
- She's very sweet.
- Has she been here before?
- No, she hasn't,
and she's the one
that planned
the whole Bahamas trip.
- Oh, fun.
Do you need club soda for her?
- Yeah.
How much should we--
she looks like a double.
- Yeah.
- She'll be fine.
She has two little kids.
She can use a double.
- Whoa!
- Oh, yes.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Mommy doesn't ever use soda.
Did you shake that?
- No. I did not.
- You're fired
if you shook that.
- I swear. I swear.
- Why would it do that?
That's so weird.
- Hello. Hi!
- Oh, my God,
you look so cute.
- Oh, thanks, honey.
Thanks for having me.
- You're so cute.
- Thank you, baby.
- Look how fancy you are.
I love it.
- Oh, my goodness.
- Eloise, look how
fancy she is.
- Hi, Eloise.
- As soon as I met Dorit,
I knew immediately I liked her.
- Hi.
- This is Denise.
- I'm Dorit.
- Hi, I'm a hugger.
- Oh, me too.
- Nice to meet you.
- She's so warm,
she's engaging,
and it was very sweet
to invite me to the Bahamas
after knowing me
for 30 seconds,
so the least I can do
is invite her
to our home in Malibu.
And, besides,
I think that, you know,
there's a lot to talk about.
I put you on the blanket
that's covering dog hair.
- Great. Wonderful.
- 'Cause these get full of
dog hair every single day.
- Of course. Well,
that's part of having a dog.
- Anyway, my oldest daughter,
her high school schedule,
every day is a different time.
- Oh, wow.
- It's always balancing
and juggling.
I know it sounds weird, but--
- Yes. Fully. It's juggling.
- Yeah.
- It is juggling.
It just comes
with the territory.
- It does. I have three kids
to take care of, and, you know,
if you're working,
then you're not with your kids.
If you're with your kids,
you're not working.
- Exactly.
- If you're with your husband,
you're not with either,
you know?
- Right, but you have
to make that time.
- You have to make that time
for your partner.
- I feel very blessed.
I adore my husband.
- You can tell.
Now, how does he know LVP?
- LVP and Ken have known
PK from London.
PK and her are very close.
They are like brother
and sister.
- Have they talked recently?
No?
- No.
- When was the last time
you guys spoke?
- At your wedding.
You don't even
have a bra on.
- I do.
- I have a crane under here.
Are you kidding me?
- I know what Lisa and I have
and I know she cares for me
but I believe that she put
the "Radar Online" article out
and two days later
called "TMZ" to defend me.
Ever since the "Radar Online"
and "TMZ" articles came out,
Lisa hasn't once checked in
to see how I'm doing.
She's just vanished.
If you've nothing to hide,
why would you hide?
- Coming from a place of having
my personal life out there
in the public for so many years
and dragged through mud,
it's embarrassing
and humiliating and awful
and you feel like you need
to defend yourself.
When I was going through
my divorce with Charlie,
I was on the cover
of all these tabloids,
and there were times where
I had to find close friends
through trial and error.
You say certain things
and see who's gonna
----ing leak it,
and whoever leaks it,
you throw out.
And I pretty much
had to put myself in a bubble.
- I do want to go back to where
I look at her and I love her,
and I want to go back
to trusting her, really.
- I think that's gonna take
a lot of time.
- Yeah. I think
you're right.
Oh, but at least we get
to look at this view, so...
- I know.
Do you want to go outside?
- I would love to.
- Look at the ocean?
- Yes.
Oh, Denise,
it's beautiful here.
- Thank you.
- How long have you been here?
- We've been here
just over a month.
- So soon.
- Yes, it's very soon.
We just wanted things
more simple and Zen
and just very peaceful
and get rid of the sh--,
do you know what I mean?
- I fully know what you mean.
[upbeat percussive music]
♪ ♪
- Hi there.
- Hi, how are you?
- Good, how are you?
- Our special for today, right?
- Yes.
♪ ♪
I have to make sure
who is sitting where,
because I don't want
any awkwardness.
[laughs]
You just never know, right?
I offered
to throw Camille a shower
because this is
an exciting time in her life
and I love to throw a shower.
- Do you want me
to write on those,
or are they already written on?
- They're already written.
I'm just changing these out.
Seating, in Beverly Hills,
is everything.
Kyle. Camille.
And I've seen a lot of women
come into parties
a little early
and start moving
around place cards,
so you got to watch out
for those people.
I put Teddi.
Okay, well, now I got to find
a spot for Lisa Vanderpump.
The last time I spoke to Lisa
was when we had
the big argument at her house.
- I'm gonna give a story
to "Radar Online"
and then I'm gonna go to "TMZ"
and refute a story
I've given to Radar "Online"?
- That's what everybody
thinks, yes.
But I'm trying really hard
not to think about this
because I want the day to be
really special for Camille.
My OCD is in overdrive
right now.
- I think just leave 'em.
- It's really stressing me out.
[upbeat funky music]
♪ ♪
- Can we start wrassling
this fridge out of here?
- Let's go.
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Ken.
- How's it going?
- We are tearing it up here.
Too late
to change your mind.
- Ah.
[both laugh]
- Hello.
- There you are.
- Oh, my God.
What was I thinking?
Lately with the bullsh--
that I've been through,
my emotions are scattered
and I feel like everything's
coming at me from all angles.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
The last time I stood here,
it was with a friend of mine.
- I was defending you.
- You came here to tell me
I am a liar,
and I don't appreciate that.
- I came here to tell you
that I have
a hard time defending you...
- Okay. Okay.
- When all of these people
think the exact same thing.
- And you know what?
Please don't. We're done.
Bitch!
[laughs]
There you are.
Sorry, John.
She stood here and was
really having a go at me,
so, yeah, that feels good.
Well, at least Kyle
was a total ----ing bitch
to me in this kitchen.
Had she followed me, maybe,
through the hallway
and up to my bedroom,
it would have been
a lot more expensive.
It does actually feel better
that it's kind of brighter,
because all this being,
you know, so dark everywhere,
it just felt so depressing.
All the black's gone.
- The space is already
opening up.
- It already feels
lighter, right?
- Yeah.
- That's good.
I'm very excited. I'm gonna
make myself a cup of tea.
- All right.
- [sighs]
- I'll phone you later.
- You got it. Thank you.
Let's do this.
- Ken?
- Yeah?
- Do you want tea?
- I do.
- Come to my very
organized kitchen here.
- Where's the milk?
- I have no idea.
- There must be some here.
- There's not.
- But what about here?
- Where?
There it is.
This is what we really
should be drinking, the wine.
- Yeah.
- Do you want a glass of wine,
or do you want a cup of tea?
- [laughs]
- Coming up...
- Get it, Erika!
- (BLEEP).
- Are you okay?
- No.
[bass-heavy synth music]
♪ ♪
- Hey! Hi.
- I just found out
you're not supposed
to wear white to a shower.
- No, for a shower,
it's fine.
It's a wedding
you can't wear white.
- That's what I thought.
I love that dress on you.
- Thank you.
- Hello.
both: How are you?
- Oh, my goodness.
- Hi. Nice to see you.
- Good to see you.
- This worked out so nicely.
- This looks amazing.
- Mwah.
- Mwah.
- We can do
the Beverly Hills thing.
- This is beautiful.
- You are right here.
- Perfect.
- I put Camille,
Lisa Vanderpump.
- Okay, cool,
so is everybody coming?
- I mean, I invited everybody.
- Perfect.
[upbeat music]
- Thank you.
- I love this restaurant.
- Hi.
- Hello.
- It's the bride.
all: Hi!
- You look beautiful.
- Thank you. Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.
- I appreciate
that Kyle offered
to throw me a bridal shower.
It was tough for me
to move ahead
and decide to get remarried.
Wasn't sure if I was gonna
ever find love again.
Then I met David,
and he made me
believe in love again.
- Hello, girls.
- Oh, look how pretty.
You're pink. Hi.
- Erika can't come, right?
She has rehearsal.
- She said,
"I'm in tour hell."
She's gonna be great, but...
- I can't wait to see her show.
- It's a lot of work.
- It is a lot of work.
[upbeat electronic music]
- ♪ Mess, mess,
mess, mess, mess ♪
♪ Mess, mess, mess,
mess, mess, mess ♪
♪ I'm a pretty mess ♪
- Hi.
- Hey.
- It would be great
if you could
stretch for me
a little bit.
- Stretch those muscles out.
- Welcome to Center Staging.
- We are seven days
away from...
- From greatness.
- From greatness but from
our first show in Jersey.
- Thank God.
[laughter]
- Let's take our places.
Here we go.
"XXPEN$IVE," take one.
[upbeat electronic music]
- ♪ My kitty's like a python ♪
♪ Tick-ticking
like a time bomb ♪
I'm in the final days
of rehearsal
before we go out on the tour.
I have no time
for social life, family life,
any kind of life
other than show life.
- Perfect.
- Camille?
I'll catch your next wedding.
♪ It's expensive to be me ♪
♪ Still don't give a, give a,
give a, give a, give a... ♪
- Cut that sh--.
Kat, you want to give them
any corrections?
- The two rows were
a little off-center,
so stage right was closer
to the center than stage left.
- I'm sorry I was such, like,
a big, heavy sack of bricks.
I'll get it right.
- Do it again.
- As a child,
I had very big dreams,
but when you get married,
when you have children,
when you get divorced,
you get remarried,
your priorities change.
- Let's hear "Roller Coaster"
from the top.
- Life takes you
on different paths,
and when the road
was wide open at 35,
I took advantage of that.
- Six. Seven. Yes.
- And that's why
I firmly believe
that you are the master
of your own destiny.
- Yes!
- All right.
- Get it, Erika!
- Yeah!
- Just follow your dreams...
and have a kickass checkbook.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Get it, Erika!
- (BLEEP).
- Knocked on the face.
- You all right?
- Nope.
- Is she hurt?
- I can really take a shot.
His knee hit my jaw
pretty good.
- That was bad.
- Who knocked the (BLEEP)
on my head?
- It was me. I'm sorry.
- All right, ow.
I saw stars for, like,
a half a second.
- You okay?
- No.
- No?
- My whole neck got readjusted.
I don't want to make it
a big deal.
- Okay.
- All right. Let's go again.
In live shows,
anything can happen.
You get hit. You get kicked.
You get scratched.
- That's where you just fall
into that arm. Yes, and up.
- Your costumes break apart.
You fall down.
- Two, three. Five, six.
- But the show must go on.
That's the way it is.
- I want hands in the center.
- On three.
- On three.
- What are we doing?
- To a successful effing tour.
The "Pretty Mess" tour.
One, two, three.
all: "Pretty Mess"! Whoo!
- Honey, you're a headliner.
- [screams]
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Oh, these are cute.
- So here.
Do you want
to sit here for now?
'Cause Lisa's not here yet.
- How's Lois?
- Lois is fantastic.
She's just, like,
a bright light, you know?
Yay! Lois is in town!
Hello!
- It's so good to see you.
- Hello, Lois! Oh!
- She's 90,
almost 91, years old,
and when Lois is here and
I get to spend time with her,
every second counts.
And I can't wait for you
to see her tomorrow night!
- Tomorrow night,
we're having dinner with Lois.
- It'll be great fun.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
It's very beautiful.
I love a bridal shower.
I love a shower.
- I know. Whee!
Me too.
Look at how pretty.
- Oh!
all: Oh!
- Wait a second.
- Put it on!
- I have my tiara.
Is this how to--
- It's cute.
- I'm gonna make
a little speech, I think.
[tapping on glass]
- Yeah.
- Thank you, everybody,
for coming today
to celebrate Camille.
- Aw, thank you.
- We are so excited
for you, Camille.
We've been friends now--
how long, more than ten years?
It wasn't so easy,
in the beginning,
little ups and downs.
I feel like we're talking
about a marriage.
"We've had our ups and downs."
- But I don't know why
you just can't cop to it.
- You're such
a ----ing liar, Camille.
Anyway, I adore you.
I'm so excited
for you and David.
You deserve
every bit of happiness.
- Thank you so much.
- And cheers.
- Cheers, cheers.
all: Cheers.
- Funny enough, I was
with your sister last night.
- Whose sister?
- Your sister.
- Oh, you were with my sister?
- She was very sweet.
- You're talking about Kathy?
- I'm talking
about Kathy, yeah.
I saw Kathy last night.
- Oh!
- We had dinner
the other night.
- You did?
Well, the show got canceled.
- Oh, Lisa.
[laughs]
- I guess the one good thing
that came out
of "American Woman"
not getting picked up
for a second season is,
my sisters and I
are all speaking again,
which makes me feel
very happy.
Everything is good.
We're spending time together.
We're laughing
and having fun again.
It's like, you know,
trading one for the other.
[funky music]
- What happened to Vanderpump?
She's not here.
She's not coming?
- Obviously not coming.
- Oh. Why isn't she here?
- I actually thought
she would come, because--
- Yeah, I don't have
a beef with her.
I am really disappointed
that Lisa's not here.
I mean she's really upset
with Kyle right now,
but she doesn't need
to punish me.
- She's coming to
your wedding, right?
- I don't know.
If she doesn't show up here,
I don't know if
she's gonna show up.
- As all of us said,
when you're not getting along
with people,
you don't be a pussy.
- No.
- Come on. You just show up.
- I agree.
- She should have showed up.
- Nine years ago when I was
going through all that stuff
with Kel, she's like, "No.
It's okay, honey. Come on.
"You have to rise above.
You're gonna get through this.
You're strong. Don't cry.
Don't cry. Be strong."
Well, where is she today?
- I think that you should send
her a text and say,
"You were missed today."
- I will. That sounds better.
- Oh, "you were missed."
It's ----ing
passive-aggressive.
No more passive-aggressive.
Just say it:
"You hurt me."
That's ----ing
clear and truthful.
[tapping on glass]
- I'm not good at giving
speeches, so excuse it.
Hello, hello, hello, hello.
- Speeches.
- Thank you for taking
the time out of your day
to be here to celebrate this
very special time in my life.
I love you.
- Cheers.
- And thank you.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- I am so happy
that you're all here. Yay!
- Aloha!
all: Aloha!
- Off to Hawaii we go.
- Yay!
- Coming up...
- Let's do an IV.
- It kind of tastes
like pee.
- [smacking lips]
[funky music]
♪ ♪
- Okey-dokes.
[engine turns over]
[engine rumbling]
I'm scared.
Okay, there we go.
Whoo-hoo!
- This car is very, uh--what
do you call it? Vibrate-y.
- I know, right?
[honks horn]
- Oh, my God.
- [laughs]
Comin' through!
Recently, I saw this man
driving what looked
like a luxury go-kart
and I asked him what it was,
and he said,
"It's a Vanderhall."
And I thought,
"Oh, well, that could be
a fun little toy to have,"
and it's cheaper
than a vintage Jag.
[engine rumbling]
Everybody stares at this car,
so we can't pick our nose.
Oh, well.
[both laugh]
[loud thud]
Oops.
- Um, did you
just break the car?
- You want to get a little
basket up there at the front
in case you want
to grab anything for me?
Could use some potatoes.
As a mom, I always want to do
everything for them.
My mom was like that.
"Well, let me handle it.
I'll do it. I'll do it."
And now cleaning,
scrub your own toilets
and all that.
- Why would you clean a toilet?
- Really?
- It flushes itself,
doesn't it?
[laughter]
What?
- So now I find myself
with Portia--yeah,
I could easily say,
"Oh, let me do that for you,"
but I'll say, "You go ahead.
Do that.
You go get that yourself.
You got this."
I forgot we're in
the Vanderhall.
We can't get too much stuff.
- We should get chocolate cake.
Honeycomb. Oh, my gosh.
[gasps]
Oh, my gosh.
How did that happen?
- And three chicken...
- Oops.
- Chicken breasts?
- Yeah.
- ♪ I want cheese ♪
- Portia?
Oh, my gosh, you have
a lot of stuff in there.
- No, I do not.
- Okay.
The Vanderhall is very fun
but not necessarily
very functional.
You know what?
I have to put these back.
I forgot, 'cause I'm in
a really, really small car.
- I can help you.
Oh, no, it won't fit in my car,
I'm saying.
That's my car.
- Oh.
- I mean don't
take it shopping
unless you're not very hungry
or if you have,
like, a very small family.
See, this is
the situation.
I forgot how to put
the seat--
or I can also put it
in the front on the floor.
- No.
- Her feet can go
on top of them.
She's little.
Thank you so much.
Okay.
[engine rumbling]
Sorry, Portia.
[upbeat dance music]
- Oh, this'll be such fun,
won't it? Oh, my God.
- What are you gonna do?
- I don't know.
- Go on in, love.
- Hi, welcome to Next Health.
Thank you guys
for coming in today.
Hey, how are you?
- Hi, Amelia.
Nice to meet you.
- Hello, it's so great to
meet you. Thanks for coming.
- Hi, Lisa Rinna.
- Hi, Lisa.
- Oh, this is so cool.
Guess how old my mom is.
- Oh, dear.
- Not a day over 30,
I would say.
- You are wonderful. Yes.
- 90.
- You are not 90 years old.
- Can you believe that?
- That's incredible.
- Let's do an IV.
What do you want to do?
- I'll watch you.
- You'll watch?
- Yes.
- I'd love to get you
in the infrared bed.
- A what?
- The infrared bed that
activates those mitochondria.
Do you want to try that?
- What did he say?
- Tightens your collagen.
[laughter]
- You would lay down in a bed.
She probably wouldn't
love that, to be honest.
My mom
is very low-maintenance.
Never had a massage.
Never had a facial.
Never had a pimple.
She's kind of
a freak of nature.
Let's get our vitamin IVs
in our bodies.
- I have to put these on
so I can see,
see what you're having done.
- The family that healths
together stays together.
Lois really taught me
age is all about attitude,
and if you feel young,
you will be young.
So seeing us girls
doing what we do,
I'm sure she's thinking,
"These girls are crazy."
Oh, I'm already dripping.
- Yeah, I taste mine.
- What does it taste like?
- It kind of tastes like pee.
- Oh.
- What's Dad doing today?
I didn't even talk to him.
- I haven't talked to him
since he was watching
the news this morning
on every single TV.
- Well, the woman
is testifying...
- Against?
- Kavanaugh.
- Kavanaugh.
- It's a very big deal.
Ever since Harry came back
from his camping trip,
he has been glued to the TV
because Brett Kavanaugh, who
is the Supreme Court nominee,
is going through
a series of hearings.
I would say it has put everyone
who pays attention
to US politics on edge.
Since she came out, she has had
to move her family twice.
- People are harassing her?
- Yes.
To see this woman put herself
in such a vulnerable position
and yet people
making fun of her.
People not believing her.
It's really ----ed up.
It's really ----ed up.
- Do you want
to do the infrared?
- Yeah.
- All right. Let's do it.
- I would like
to do the infrared.
- This one is my favorite piece
of technologies
that we have.
- Okay.
- You just lay there
for 30 minutes.
Enjoy. You're gonna
feel incredible.
- Well, they tell me
the purpose of the infrared bed
is--I don't really
----ing know.
[laughs]
- Are you ready?
You're officially cryo ninjas.
- I have a nipple ring.
Is that okay?
- That's fine.
- Oh, my God.
- All right. Let's do it.
- [screams]
- Go.
- [screaming]
- [laughing]
Oh, my God.
That's crazy.
- She's not crying.
- Oh, my God!
- But she's screaming.
- I've never heard
anyone scream
through the cryo chamber door
like that.
- [screaming]
- [laughs]
- Here we go.
- [screams]
- Good job.
- Okay, what the (BLEEP)?
- Whew!
- You made it.
You guys all right?
- Never again.
- Hello?
- You're done.
- Hi.
- Good job.
- I'm like a new person.
- You feel incredible?
- I feel great, actually.
- Awesome.
- It's probably all bullsh--,
but, honey, I will buy it
quicker than anyone.
- Thank you guys so much.
- Thanks, you guys.
You're welcome.
Thank you for coming.
- Thank you so much.
- Coming up...
- Did you ever hear
back from Lisa?
- She said that
she wasn't invited.
- I'm sorry, what?
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I am still--I'm, like,
buzzing from that
vitamin push today.
I don't know
what they put in that thing,
but I have been going
a zillion miles an hour...
- I know.
- Ever since I had it.
- That made you go, go, go.
- I mean, I could run
a marathon right now.
- Oh, my gosh.
- It's too bad I'm not
doing QVC right now.
- Yeah. I don't watch you
very much on that.
I turn you on,
and then I think,
"Boy, I'm bored."
[laughs]
- Oh, my God.
Thanks a lot.
[both chuckle]
♪ ♪
We're gonna go upstairs.
Look at how pretty this looks!
- Oh, it's nice.
- Lois, we should put you
right in the middle,
and I'm gonna put
everybody else around you.
- Okay.
- We need some alcohol.
- Hi.
- Wow. Hi! You look gorgeous.
- Thank you.
- Oh, Lois.
both: How are you?
- So good to see you.
- So good to see you.
I love when Lois
comes to visit.
- Do you all drink a lot?
- I do.
- Depends on the day.
[laughter]
- She's hilarious.
What woman, at this age,
is traveling,
being supercool and fun?
I mean, you know,
they don't make people
like Lois every day.
all: Hi!
- Hi! It's so nice
to see you.
- Good to see you too.
- [gasps]
- I know.
- No!
Is this the one
you bought in Paris?
- Yeah.
- Hi.
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, can you believe?
- It's so beautiful.
- I know.
- I want to put
a little burrito.
- Here's the thing:
I've been very low-key
when it comes
to the big purse thing.
I don't spend a whole lot
of money on my purses,
but all girls want
an Hermès bag.
Let's face it, especially
if you live where we do.
I mean we're all so
superficial and ----ed up...
Welcome!
- Thank you.
- That it just goes along
with your superficial
----ed-up-ality.
- Hi!
- I'll just give you a little--
- Oh, thank you. Thank you.
- Hello.
- Hi!
- Great to see you.
- I'll come over here.
- How are you?
- Mwah.
- Glass of water, Madame.
- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.
- Did you see Sophia
is living in D.C. now
and going to school?
- Does she like it?
- She does.
You know,
she was nervous to go,
because she didn't want
to leave home,
and it was really, like,
an emotional situation.
Are you applying
to colleges now?
- I'm applying
to New School, yeah.
- I remember when your girls
were so shy.
It's nice to see them
come into their own.
- It's so nice to see.
You should see.
- They're really beautiful
young adults.
Really. You know,
you have these good girls.
- Thank you.
- It is so surreal for me
to look at Lisa's girls
and think Sam and Lola are
gonna be that age very soon.
- Wait, Mom?
- Yeah?
- Do you have any more heels?
I can't really walk in these.
- They're Christian Louboutin.
You got to figure it out.
Oh, I wish I could
bottle up my girls
and keep 'em young forever.
- I'm gonna go home.
- Oh, are you?
- It's three of my friends'
birthdays.
- Have fun.
- Bye, Lylee.
Thanks for stopping by.
- Bye, guys. Nice seeing you.
- Amelia, are you leaving,
honey?
- Yeah. I have school.
- Bye. Love you.
- Bye.
- Bye, Nana.
- Thank you for coming.
- Ready to order?
- Can I have
the chicken paillard?
- Can I get pizza?
- Yes.
- I'll actually grab a drink.
- Yeah, wine or beer?
- They only have wine or beer.
- Oh, no tequila?
Oh. All right,
I'll pass.
- Did you
enjoy yesterday?
- Oh, I had
an amazing time.
- Did you ever hear
back from Lisa?
- Well, I texted her
that she was missed,
and then she said
that she wasn't invited.
- Stop.
I'm sorry, what?
Unbelievable.
That is such a joke.
I literally didn't leave
a stone unturned, Camille.
Yeah, like I didn't invite
Lisa Vanderpump. Please.
Look at this:
Delivered. Delivered.
Birthday message. Delivered.
This is such bullsh--.
I cannot deal with a liar.
So what did you say
when she said that?
- Oh, I just said,
"Oh, that's"--
basically, I didn't know.
I said, "I didn't know
you weren't invited.
"Nobody told me that.
"Of course, I would
have wanted you there.
Sorry. It was lovely."
- Lisa says,
"Oh, I wasn't invited,"
and Camille just says,
"Oh, I didn't know that."
Really, Camille? I mean, I know
it's not fun to be honest
with Lisa Vanderpump sometimes,
but what on Earth is that?
- Lois, what do you think
of all this?
- I think it's bullsh--.
- Ah, Lois!
- Whoo!
- This is the wisest woman
in this room.
- Madame.
- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.
- Wow, is that all salt?
- It is all salt.
- Wow, that's gorgeous.
Guys, look at this fish
encrusted in salt.
- Wow.
- Harry Hamlin
would love this fish.
- Where is Harry?
- You know what? I invited him.
- He's busy?
- Well, it's a pretty big day
politically
because of the Brett Kavanaugh
hearing.
- The Senate hearings.
- Oh, my God.
- It's heartbreaking.
- The fact that this doctor
came out.
I think she's changing
everything with her courage.
- I just have a different
point of view on this one.
- What were you saying,
Camille?
- I just have a totally
different feeling.
- Why do you have
a totally different feeling?
- She didn't have
enough evidence.
When you are gonna go up
against the Senate
in something like that,
you better have
your witnesses lined up
because that's
a very tough thing--
- But isn't that sickening
to say?
- Yeah it is. Yeah.
- If you were, at 15, you would
tell your best friend,
or you would tell your parents.
- No.
- Camille, not necessarily.
Absolutely not.
- I do not agree.
[tense music]
- Coming up...
- Hold on, you're not
gonna believe this.
Lisa Rinna, guess who's here
right now watching us?
- Who?
- My sister Kim.
- What?
- If you were, at 15,
you would tell
your best friend,
or you would tell
your parents.
- Camille, not necessarily.
Absolutely not.
- I do not agree.
- I was attacked when I was
in seventh grade,
and I have never spoken
about it until recently
because of the Me Too movement,
so I believe her.
- I'm a victim too.
- Did you come out
and tell people?
- I told my boyfriend.
I told my mother.
I told my therapist.
I told people.
- Well, so did this woman.
- I didn't hold on
to it for 35 years.
- This woman did.
- She did the same thing.
She told her husband.
She told her therapist.
- But she told
her husband years after.
It doesn't make sense.
- Do you not
believe her, though?
Do you not believe this woman?
- We don't know if, for sure,
it happened or not.
- Camille.
- He said she said.
- Camille, do you want--
- It just pisses me off.
- Camille--
- You don't think women
should be heard?
- I think women
should be heard.
- Do you not believe her
for getting up
in front of the ----ing world
and telling this story?
- And not getting anything
out of it.
If anything,
it's the worst thing
that ever happened to her.
- Do you not believe her?
Camille, she's a doctor.
- Do you believe
that all doctors are right?
Do you believe that,
because somebody holds a PhD,
that they're correct?
- I don't, but she's not--
- Not necessarily,
but she's been attacked.
- Yes, she has been.
- But, Camille, how would you
feel right now,
if I said to you,
"I don't believe you"?
- That's your prerogative.
This woman has some serious
allegations, and I feel bad
for what him and his family
are going through.
- But the fact that you
actually have had
this experience,
I would think you would be
more empathetic to this woman.
- I am very empathetic to women
that have had this,
but I've also been accused
of things that I've never done.
When I went through my divorce,
I was taken down.
I was maligned.
I was emotionally beaten down.
- Camille, people have very
aggressive opinions about you.
"Conniving. Passive-aggressive.
Narcissistic. Catty.
"Jealous. Cruel.
Hypocritical. Self-absorbed.
Manipulative. Fake.
Insincere. Delusional."
- It's horrible to go
through that
when you've done a lot
of good things in your life.
- I think I've helped everybody
out here in this hot tub.
I have this Jesus complex,
I think.
- I empathize with what Brett
Kavanaugh is going through.
I've been in that position.
No, I'm really
impassioned about this,
and I know what it feels like
to be wrongfully accused
and humiliated all over
the--not the country,
the world, for lies.
- Camille comparing herself
to Brett Kavanaugh
is ----ing weird.
I'm sorry.
I mean, I know she has
a ----ed-up sense of herself.
But it isn't about you,
Camille.
This is about
a much bigger thing.
He's gonna be a judge
on our court
for the rest
of his ----ing life,
and that is
a very big ----ing thing.
- I'm just gonna say
that my mom said
never talk about religion,
politics, or sex
in public settings.
I think we should...
- I know. I agree.
- Change.
Let's just change it up here.
- Can I just say this?
It doesn't sound to me
like this
is a discussion about politics.
- We're trying to get
out of that.
We're trying to get out of
that into something else.
- No, I understand that,
but I also wanted
to make a point
that it's not about politics.
- Lois, I'm sorry.
- Oh, sorry, Lois.
- I think we need
to cheers Lois.
- Let's. Okay.
[tapping on glass]
I just want to thank you all
for coming tonight
because this is really
for my mom.
This is about Lois.
To Lois.
- Whoo!
- Lois!
- I forgot.
I have to go to the restroom.
Hold on,
you're not gonna believe this.
Lisa Rinna, guess who's here
right now watching us?
- Who?
- My sister Kim.
- What?
- She just sent me
a text saying,
"I'm watching you."
- Hi, Kim. How are ya?
There she is.
Hi, Kim. How are ya?
- You're lying to me.
- I just waved to her.
There she is.
Hi, Kim. She's in the corner.
I just waved to her.
- Oh. My. God.
- Hi, Kim.
She's right there
in the corner.
Hi, Kim. How are ya?
- Is the last time you saw her
with the bunny?
- Yes.
- I brought the bunny,
so I think what I should do
is give it to you.
I don't feel it was given to me
with the right energy.
- Life is interesting.
- Okay, I'm gonna leave ahead.
Bye, guys.
Keep it safe, Lois.
Keep everything
under wraps, please.
- You too.
- Oh, my God, the irony.
- What are the odds?
- Oh, my God,
you look so gorgeous.
You look beautiful.
- So do you.
- Lisa, how do you feel
about seeing Kim?
- I'm fine with it.
I really am.
She's a human existing,
just like I am, right?
- Yeah.
[laughter]
Wait, did Camille leave?
- Like, they're both scarred.
They are both scarred for life.
- No. It's okay. No.
I just feel so bad about
the political conversation
because I just
feel bad for people.
I don't like when people
do that kind of stuff.
I don't know why I get
so upset about that.
Like, I've been the victim.
I've been accused of things
that I've never done,
and it feels horrible
to be put in that position.
- You're allowed to have
a difference of opinion
and still go up there
and still have fun
and laugh 'cause that's...
- Okay. You're right.
- What friends do.
That's what friends do.
Okay, I'm going
to have fun.
- Oh, I wanted
to talk to you.
Thank you for
being there for me,
and I wanted to ask you
to be one of my bridesmaids.
- Oh! You had me going.
I would love to do it.
- Thank you.
- I would love to be
a bridesmaid.
I mean, I never thought
you'd ask me at the bottom
of the stairs crying
after a big fight upstairs,
but, yeah, I'll be
a bridesmaid.
Absolutely, yes.
- Yes, yes.
- Now go up there, have fun...
- Okay.
Sorry that I got emotional.
- And don't make excuses
for your opinion.
- Okay.
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
- No, you're not. What's wrong?
- I don't want to talk
about it.
- Did I hurt your feelings?
What triggered you today?
- I've been a victim of
a smear campaign, and it hurts.
You know, yeah,
it didn't make him look good.
[sobs]
- He doesn't have
that power anymore.
- He doesn't have that power,
and you are moving on
to a brand-new life
and you deserve it.
- I'm gonna head out.
- I'm gonna walk out with you.
- Nice meeting you.
- It was nice to meet you too.
- Lois, I enjoyed
dinner tonight.
- Oh, it was fun
seeing you again.
- Oh, bye.
I'll take it.
- This has been a heavy dinner,
you guys.
Wow.
- Oh, you've got
to be kidding me.
- I swear to God.
- Are you kidding me?
Is this a coincidence?
- Yeah.
- Is this a coincidence?
- Yes.
I wasn't even going
to go out tonight.
- Can this night get
any more strange?
- It's so nice
that everybody came.
- Everyone's here.
I mean there are, like, what,
12 million people
in Los Angeles,
maybe 10,000 restaurants?
I love you. Bye.
- You're going?
- Yes, bye, thank you.
Both of my sisters are here.
How funny is that?
- I know. Unbelievable.
- I mean I am really happy
we're on speaking terms
right now.
- Oh, Kim Richards
is downstairs visiting.
- Congratulations, Camille.
- Thank you. Oh, my God.
- Go back to the last time
I saw Kim Richards.
I'm gonna walk away
for just a second
'cause this just
doesn't feel quite right.
Why would I give
two ----ing sh--s
to walk over and say hi to her?
- Lisa, thank you so much.
- Thank you so much.
Honey, out of sight,
out of mind.
Like, I'm not thinking
of Kim Richards, okay? No.
Thank you for having us.
- Thank you. It was amazing.
- You're so sweet. Thank you.
Thank you so much.
I just walked right by.
- Just walked by?
- [laughs]
[serene music]
♪ ♪
- So my yoga class was really
nice this morning.
- Oh, good.
- Look how gorgeous you look.
You are stunning.
Where's your mom?
- I don't know.
She's in and out so much,
I never know where she's going.
- I'm exhausted
by all these dogs.
Like, we went
from one to three.
- I don't know
how you manage it.
- I don't either.
What did you think
of that dinner last night?
- Oh, my gosh. It was wild.
It really was.
I don't think I've ever
heard you women
speaking about politics
or anything like that.
- Well, we don't usually,
but because of what's going on,
it's very, very timely,
and, you know,
women coming out,
being honest about being raped
and sexually harassed.
I mean they've kept quiet
for a long time,
and there's a reason
why they keep quiet.
- I know.
- You know?
- Yeah.
- But you were lucky.
- I was very lucky, very.
- You were lucky.
- Yeah.
I should not even be here.
You shouldn't even be here.
- I know.
A few years
before I was born,
my mom was attacked
by a man that she worked with.
- That was a really bad thing,
and I knew him.
- Yeah.
He picked her up
at the bus stop,
and then, all of a sudden,
he started to drive her down
this really deserted road.
- I thought that was it,
that I was going bye-bye.
He's straddling me, and he had
a hammer in one hand,
a knife in another.
- He tried to rape her.
He tried to kill her.
Luckily, a military policeman
had seen them drive
down this deserted road
and he knew no one was
supposed to be down there,
so he followed them down.
My mom was saved that day,
because of the
military policeman.
- I was the first one
that he went to jail for.
They gave him
7 1/2 years.
- That's right,
and then he got out.
- Yeah.
- Had he killed anybody yet,
to that point?
- Not at that point.
- After he got out,
he then did all the murders.
- Yeah, and then he went
back for life.
- He became a serial killer.
He killed many people.
- 16 to 18 women.
- Oh.
You know, when you first
hear about it, you're like,
"That can't be real.
Like, how is that real?"
It's real.
I still can't remember
when you actually told me,
'cause I remember when I was
growing up, you would say
that you couldn't
smell anything
and you had metal plates
in your head
because some kid
on the playground hit you
on the head with a hammer.
- Is that what I said?
- I was--just thought
that was what happened.
When I finally
learned the truth,
I had such great sadness
and empathy for my mom
knowing that, not only did
this happen to her
but that she basically
just stuffed those feelings
for how many years.
She never dealt with it.
She never even talked about it.
She never even told
her daughter about it.
- I told myself
I wasn't gonna have you
a little scared girl
running around,
but it was hard
for me to let go.
- Well, I was never scared,
but I think you were
so overprotective
that I never trusted anything.
I must have put out
such an energy
that no one would ever
even (BLEEP) with me.
- Hmm.
- It's really rare that I'm one
of the only people that I know
that was not raped
or sexually harassed
any way, shape, or form
in my life.
Because my mom didn't tell me
for so many years,
seeing Dr. Ford get run
through the wringer
touches me in a very deep way.
It takes so much courage
to come forward.
I think the least we can do
is show these victims
compassion.
You're a true survivor.
- Yeah. I am I guess, you know.
- You are. You're strong.
- That's probably why I have
lived this long.
- Maybe.
- And you'll probably be 100.
- Oh, God.
- 105 or more, they say.
[laughs]
No. Don't worry about it.
- 105. Oh, my God.
- Later this season
on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills":
- Let's get the party started!
all: Whoo!
- How you doing?
- Yeah!
- Erika!
- Bitch, you're
dressed like me!
- Pop the plug.
- I used to wear
these contraptions.
- What?
- You mean a strap-on?
- Oh, my God!
- Rosé all day.
- I'm so confused.
Can we start
from the beginning?
- Cheers.
- Cheers, bitch.
- All right, cheers, bitch.
[both laugh]
- Look how far out
my husband is.
- Oh, (BLEEP).
Oh, sh--.
- About to get married again.
This is number two!
- Maybe I've got kids
floating around out there.
Who knows?
all: Yeah!
- I feel so rich.
- You are.
- Careful, ladies.
- Those women still love you.
- You don't treat people
you love like that.
- She's gonna make herself
the victim.
She's gonna turn it all around.
Everyone else is wrong.
- Kim, you giving Lisa Rinna
that bunny
was really sh--.
- [gasps]
- It's gonna get nasty.
- You know what?
(BLEEP) off, Camille.
- Let me have a conversation
with Kyle for two seconds.
- Are you trying
to push me out?
- No.
- You guys want
to make up sh--?
Good.
- Sh--.
It's like some horror movie.
I gotta get out of here.
- Cut yourself
some ----ing slack.
- I've never cut
myself slack, ever.
- You know--
- No, I don't know,
Denise, so back off.
- Yeah. You do.
You ----ing back off.
- Coming in hot, Rinna.
- Coming in hot, baby.
- Previously on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills":
- I need a new kitchen.
- If I say yes,
would you be really happy?
- Ecstatic.
- You guys,
we're going on tour.
- This is what we've
always dreamed of.
- Right?
- Yeah!
- To the next
bride-to-be, Camille.
- To the next bride-to-be,
Camille! Yay!
- I woke up to an article
from "Radar Online,"
and I know Lisa fed that story.
- I am not going to say,
"Yes, I did something,"
if I didn't do it.
I am a woman with integrity
that stands up--
- Yeah. I am too.
- No. I'm done.
I'm done with you.
Show yourself out, darling.
- I don't want you to feel
like you're--
- Under attack?
[laughs]
- I've had no communication
with Lisa.
- Well, she didn't ask me
to her birthday.
- She shut down. She holds
her friendship as ransom.
- She's always been
like that, though.
- I mean, sad. I feel sad.
[upbeat music]
- In the game of life,
it's Rinna take all.
♪ ♪
- Most people talk
about their fantasies.
I'm living mine.
- In business and in life,
I wear many hats
and hairstyles.
- You can stab me in the back,
but whilst you're there,
kiss my ass.
- I'm not afraid of hard work,
but I'll never
do your dirty work.
- My problem
with the tabloids?
My real life
is so much juicier.
- In Beverly Hills,
the truth always has a way
of rising to the top.
[energetic music]
♪ ♪
- Dorit weighs, like, an ounce,
so don't even think
she'll eat, but...
- Yeah.
- At least we have snacks.
Mikey, you haven't met
Dorit yet, have you?
- No. I haven't.
- She's very sweet.
- Has she been here before?
- No, she hasn't,
and she's the one
that planned
the whole Bahamas trip.
- Oh, fun.
Do you need club soda for her?
- Yeah.
How much should we--
she looks like a double.
- Yeah.
- She'll be fine.
She has two little kids.
She can use a double.
- Whoa!
- Oh, yes.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Mommy doesn't ever use soda.
Did you shake that?
- No. I did not.
- You're fired
if you shook that.
- I swear. I swear.
- Why would it do that?
That's so weird.
- Hello. Hi!
- Oh, my God,
you look so cute.
- Oh, thanks, honey.
Thanks for having me.
- You're so cute.
- Thank you, baby.
- Look how fancy you are.
I love it.
- Oh, my goodness.
- Eloise, look how
fancy she is.
- Hi, Eloise.
- As soon as I met Dorit,
I knew immediately I liked her.
- Hi.
- This is Denise.
- I'm Dorit.
- Hi, I'm a hugger.
- Oh, me too.
- Nice to meet you.
- She's so warm,
she's engaging,
and it was very sweet
to invite me to the Bahamas
after knowing me
for 30 seconds,
so the least I can do
is invite her
to our home in Malibu.
And, besides,
I think that, you know,
there's a lot to talk about.
I put you on the blanket
that's covering dog hair.
- Great. Wonderful.
- 'Cause these get full of
dog hair every single day.
- Of course. Well,
that's part of having a dog.
- Anyway, my oldest daughter,
her high school schedule,
every day is a different time.
- Oh, wow.
- It's always balancing
and juggling.
I know it sounds weird, but--
- Yes. Fully. It's juggling.
- Yeah.
- It is juggling.
It just comes
with the territory.
- It does. I have three kids
to take care of, and, you know,
if you're working,
then you're not with your kids.
If you're with your kids,
you're not working.
- Exactly.
- If you're with your husband,
you're not with either,
you know?
- Right, but you have
to make that time.
- You have to make that time
for your partner.
- I feel very blessed.
I adore my husband.
- You can tell.
Now, how does he know LVP?
- LVP and Ken have known
PK from London.
PK and her are very close.
They are like brother
and sister.
- Have they talked recently?
No?
- No.
- When was the last time
you guys spoke?
- At your wedding.
You don't even
have a bra on.
- I do.
- I have a crane under here.
Are you kidding me?
- I know what Lisa and I have
and I know she cares for me
but I believe that she put
the "Radar Online" article out
and two days later
called "TMZ" to defend me.
Ever since the "Radar Online"
and "TMZ" articles came out,
Lisa hasn't once checked in
to see how I'm doing.
She's just vanished.
If you've nothing to hide,
why would you hide?
- Coming from a place of having
my personal life out there
in the public for so many years
and dragged through mud,
it's embarrassing
and humiliating and awful
and you feel like you need
to defend yourself.
When I was going through
my divorce with Charlie,
I was on the cover
of all these tabloids,
and there were times where
I had to find close friends
through trial and error.
You say certain things
and see who's gonna
----ing leak it,
and whoever leaks it,
you throw out.
And I pretty much
had to put myself in a bubble.
- I do want to go back to where
I look at her and I love her,
and I want to go back
to trusting her, really.
- I think that's gonna take
a lot of time.
- Yeah. I think
you're right.
Oh, but at least we get
to look at this view, so...
- I know.
Do you want to go outside?
- I would love to.
- Look at the ocean?
- Yes.
Oh, Denise,
it's beautiful here.
- Thank you.
- How long have you been here?
- We've been here
just over a month.
- So soon.
- Yes, it's very soon.
We just wanted things
more simple and Zen
and just very peaceful
and get rid of the sh--,
do you know what I mean?
- I fully know what you mean.
[upbeat percussive music]
♪ ♪
- Hi there.
- Hi, how are you?
- Good, how are you?
- Our special for today, right?
- Yes.
♪ ♪
I have to make sure
who is sitting where,
because I don't want
any awkwardness.
[laughs]
You just never know, right?
I offered
to throw Camille a shower
because this is
an exciting time in her life
and I love to throw a shower.
- Do you want me
to write on those,
or are they already written on?
- They're already written.
I'm just changing these out.
Seating, in Beverly Hills,
is everything.
Kyle. Camille.
And I've seen a lot of women
come into parties
a little early
and start moving
around place cards,
so you got to watch out
for those people.
I put Teddi.
Okay, well, now I got to find
a spot for Lisa Vanderpump.
The last time I spoke to Lisa
was when we had
the big argument at her house.
- I'm gonna give a story
to "Radar Online"
and then I'm gonna go to "TMZ"
and refute a story
I've given to Radar "Online"?
- That's what everybody
thinks, yes.
But I'm trying really hard
not to think about this
because I want the day to be
really special for Camille.
My OCD is in overdrive
right now.
- I think just leave 'em.
- It's really stressing me out.
[upbeat funky music]
♪ ♪
- Can we start wrassling
this fridge out of here?
- Let's go.
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Ken.
- How's it going?
- We are tearing it up here.
Too late
to change your mind.
- Ah.
[both laugh]
- Hello.
- There you are.
- Oh, my God.
What was I thinking?
Lately with the bullsh--
that I've been through,
my emotions are scattered
and I feel like everything's
coming at me from all angles.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
The last time I stood here,
it was with a friend of mine.
- I was defending you.
- You came here to tell me
I am a liar,
and I don't appreciate that.
- I came here to tell you
that I have
a hard time defending you...
- Okay. Okay.
- When all of these people
think the exact same thing.
- And you know what?
Please don't. We're done.
Bitch!
[laughs]
There you are.
Sorry, John.
She stood here and was
really having a go at me,
so, yeah, that feels good.
Well, at least Kyle
was a total ----ing bitch
to me in this kitchen.
Had she followed me, maybe,
through the hallway
and up to my bedroom,
it would have been
a lot more expensive.
It does actually feel better
that it's kind of brighter,
because all this being,
you know, so dark everywhere,
it just felt so depressing.
All the black's gone.
- The space is already
opening up.
- It already feels
lighter, right?
- Yeah.
- That's good.
I'm very excited. I'm gonna
make myself a cup of tea.
- All right.
- [sighs]
- I'll phone you later.
- You got it. Thank you.
Let's do this.
- Ken?
- Yeah?
- Do you want tea?
- I do.
- Come to my very
organized kitchen here.
- Where's the milk?
- I have no idea.
- There must be some here.
- There's not.
- But what about here?
- Where?
There it is.
This is what we really
should be drinking, the wine.
- Yeah.
- Do you want a glass of wine,
or do you want a cup of tea?
- [laughs]
- Coming up...
- Get it, Erika!
- (BLEEP).
- Are you okay?
- No.
[bass-heavy synth music]
♪ ♪
- Hey! Hi.
- I just found out
you're not supposed
to wear white to a shower.
- No, for a shower,
it's fine.
It's a wedding
you can't wear white.
- That's what I thought.
I love that dress on you.
- Thank you.
- Hello.
both: How are you?
- Oh, my goodness.
- Hi. Nice to see you.
- Good to see you.
- This worked out so nicely.
- This looks amazing.
- Mwah.
- Mwah.
- We can do
the Beverly Hills thing.
- This is beautiful.
- You are right here.
- Perfect.
- I put Camille,
Lisa Vanderpump.
- Okay, cool,
so is everybody coming?
- I mean, I invited everybody.
- Perfect.
[upbeat music]
- Thank you.
- I love this restaurant.
- Hi.
- Hello.
- It's the bride.
all: Hi!
- You look beautiful.
- Thank you. Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.
- I appreciate
that Kyle offered
to throw me a bridal shower.
It was tough for me
to move ahead
and decide to get remarried.
Wasn't sure if I was gonna
ever find love again.
Then I met David,
and he made me
believe in love again.
- Hello, girls.
- Oh, look how pretty.
You're pink. Hi.
- Erika can't come, right?
She has rehearsal.
- She said,
"I'm in tour hell."
She's gonna be great, but...
- I can't wait to see her show.
- It's a lot of work.
- It is a lot of work.
[upbeat electronic music]
- ♪ Mess, mess,
mess, mess, mess ♪
♪ Mess, mess, mess,
mess, mess, mess ♪
♪ I'm a pretty mess ♪
- Hi.
- Hey.
- It would be great
if you could
stretch for me
a little bit.
- Stretch those muscles out.
- Welcome to Center Staging.
- We are seven days
away from...
- From greatness.
- From greatness but from
our first show in Jersey.
- Thank God.
[laughter]
- Let's take our places.
Here we go.
"XXPEN$IVE," take one.
[upbeat electronic music]
- ♪ My kitty's like a python ♪
♪ Tick-ticking
like a time bomb ♪
I'm in the final days
of rehearsal
before we go out on the tour.
I have no time
for social life, family life,
any kind of life
other than show life.
- Perfect.
- Camille?
I'll catch your next wedding.
♪ It's expensive to be me ♪
♪ Still don't give a, give a,
give a, give a, give a... ♪
- Cut that sh--.
Kat, you want to give them
any corrections?
- The two rows were
a little off-center,
so stage right was closer
to the center than stage left.
- I'm sorry I was such, like,
a big, heavy sack of bricks.
I'll get it right.
- Do it again.
- As a child,
I had very big dreams,
but when you get married,
when you have children,
when you get divorced,
you get remarried,
your priorities change.
- Let's hear "Roller Coaster"
from the top.
- Life takes you
on different paths,
and when the road
was wide open at 35,
I took advantage of that.
- Six. Seven. Yes.
- And that's why
I firmly believe
that you are the master
of your own destiny.
- Yes!
- All right.
- Get it, Erika!
- Yeah!
- Just follow your dreams...
and have a kickass checkbook.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Get it, Erika!
- (BLEEP).
- Knocked on the face.
- You all right?
- Nope.
- Is she hurt?
- I can really take a shot.
His knee hit my jaw
pretty good.
- That was bad.
- Who knocked the (BLEEP)
on my head?
- It was me. I'm sorry.
- All right, ow.
I saw stars for, like,
a half a second.
- You okay?
- No.
- No?
- My whole neck got readjusted.
I don't want to make it
a big deal.
- Okay.
- All right. Let's go again.
In live shows,
anything can happen.
You get hit. You get kicked.
You get scratched.
- That's where you just fall
into that arm. Yes, and up.
- Your costumes break apart.
You fall down.
- Two, three. Five, six.
- But the show must go on.
That's the way it is.
- I want hands in the center.
- On three.
- On three.
- What are we doing?
- To a successful effing tour.
The "Pretty Mess" tour.
One, two, three.
all: "Pretty Mess"! Whoo!
- Honey, you're a headliner.
- [screams]
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Oh, these are cute.
- So here.
Do you want
to sit here for now?
'Cause Lisa's not here yet.
- How's Lois?
- Lois is fantastic.
She's just, like,
a bright light, you know?
Yay! Lois is in town!
Hello!
- It's so good to see you.
- Hello, Lois! Oh!
- She's 90,
almost 91, years old,
and when Lois is here and
I get to spend time with her,
every second counts.
And I can't wait for you
to see her tomorrow night!
- Tomorrow night,
we're having dinner with Lois.
- It'll be great fun.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
It's very beautiful.
I love a bridal shower.
I love a shower.
- I know. Whee!
Me too.
Look at how pretty.
- Oh!
all: Oh!
- Wait a second.
- Put it on!
- I have my tiara.
Is this how to--
- It's cute.
- I'm gonna make
a little speech, I think.
[tapping on glass]
- Yeah.
- Thank you, everybody,
for coming today
to celebrate Camille.
- Aw, thank you.
- We are so excited
for you, Camille.
We've been friends now--
how long, more than ten years?
It wasn't so easy,
in the beginning,
little ups and downs.
I feel like we're talking
about a marriage.
"We've had our ups and downs."
- But I don't know why
you just can't cop to it.
- You're such
a ----ing liar, Camille.
Anyway, I adore you.
I'm so excited
for you and David.
You deserve
every bit of happiness.
- Thank you so much.
- And cheers.
- Cheers, cheers.
all: Cheers.
- Funny enough, I was
with your sister last night.
- Whose sister?
- Your sister.
- Oh, you were with my sister?
- She was very sweet.
- You're talking about Kathy?
- I'm talking
about Kathy, yeah.
I saw Kathy last night.
- Oh!
- We had dinner
the other night.
- You did?
Well, the show got canceled.
- Oh, Lisa.
[laughs]
- I guess the one good thing
that came out
of "American Woman"
not getting picked up
for a second season is,
my sisters and I
are all speaking again,
which makes me feel
very happy.
Everything is good.
We're spending time together.
We're laughing
and having fun again.
It's like, you know,
trading one for the other.
[funky music]
- What happened to Vanderpump?
She's not here.
She's not coming?
- Obviously not coming.
- Oh. Why isn't she here?
- I actually thought
she would come, because--
- Yeah, I don't have
a beef with her.
I am really disappointed
that Lisa's not here.
I mean she's really upset
with Kyle right now,
but she doesn't need
to punish me.
- She's coming to
your wedding, right?
- I don't know.
If she doesn't show up here,
I don't know if
she's gonna show up.
- As all of us said,
when you're not getting along
with people,
you don't be a pussy.
- No.
- Come on. You just show up.
- I agree.
- She should have showed up.
- Nine years ago when I was
going through all that stuff
with Kel, she's like, "No.
It's okay, honey. Come on.
"You have to rise above.
You're gonna get through this.
You're strong. Don't cry.
Don't cry. Be strong."
Well, where is she today?
- I think that you should send
her a text and say,
"You were missed today."
- I will. That sounds better.
- Oh, "you were missed."
It's ----ing
passive-aggressive.
No more passive-aggressive.
Just say it:
"You hurt me."
That's ----ing
clear and truthful.
[tapping on glass]
- I'm not good at giving
speeches, so excuse it.
Hello, hello, hello, hello.
- Speeches.
- Thank you for taking
the time out of your day
to be here to celebrate this
very special time in my life.
I love you.
- Cheers.
- And thank you.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- I am so happy
that you're all here. Yay!
- Aloha!
all: Aloha!
- Off to Hawaii we go.
- Yay!
- Coming up...
- Let's do an IV.
- It kind of tastes
like pee.
- [smacking lips]
[funky music]
♪ ♪
- Okey-dokes.
[engine turns over]
[engine rumbling]
I'm scared.
Okay, there we go.
Whoo-hoo!
- This car is very, uh--what
do you call it? Vibrate-y.
- I know, right?
[honks horn]
- Oh, my God.
- [laughs]
Comin' through!
Recently, I saw this man
driving what looked
like a luxury go-kart
and I asked him what it was,
and he said,
"It's a Vanderhall."
And I thought,
"Oh, well, that could be
a fun little toy to have,"
and it's cheaper
than a vintage Jag.
[engine rumbling]
Everybody stares at this car,
so we can't pick our nose.
Oh, well.
[both laugh]
[loud thud]
Oops.
- Um, did you
just break the car?
- You want to get a little
basket up there at the front
in case you want
to grab anything for me?
Could use some potatoes.
As a mom, I always want to do
everything for them.
My mom was like that.
"Well, let me handle it.
I'll do it. I'll do it."
And now cleaning,
scrub your own toilets
and all that.
- Why would you clean a toilet?
- Really?
- It flushes itself,
doesn't it?
[laughter]
What?
- So now I find myself
with Portia--yeah,
I could easily say,
"Oh, let me do that for you,"
but I'll say, "You go ahead.
Do that.
You go get that yourself.
You got this."
I forgot we're in
the Vanderhall.
We can't get too much stuff.
- We should get chocolate cake.
Honeycomb. Oh, my gosh.
[gasps]
Oh, my gosh.
How did that happen?
- And three chicken...
- Oops.
- Chicken breasts?
- Yeah.
- ♪ I want cheese ♪
- Portia?
Oh, my gosh, you have
a lot of stuff in there.
- No, I do not.
- Okay.
The Vanderhall is very fun
but not necessarily
very functional.
You know what?
I have to put these back.
I forgot, 'cause I'm in
a really, really small car.
- I can help you.
Oh, no, it won't fit in my car,
I'm saying.
That's my car.
- Oh.
- I mean don't
take it shopping
unless you're not very hungry
or if you have,
like, a very small family.
See, this is
the situation.
I forgot how to put
the seat--
or I can also put it
in the front on the floor.
- No.
- Her feet can go
on top of them.
She's little.
Thank you so much.
Okay.
[engine rumbling]
Sorry, Portia.
[upbeat dance music]
- Oh, this'll be such fun,
won't it? Oh, my God.
- What are you gonna do?
- I don't know.
- Go on in, love.
- Hi, welcome to Next Health.
Thank you guys
for coming in today.
Hey, how are you?
- Hi, Amelia.
Nice to meet you.
- Hello, it's so great to
meet you. Thanks for coming.
- Hi, Lisa Rinna.
- Hi, Lisa.
- Oh, this is so cool.
Guess how old my mom is.
- Oh, dear.
- Not a day over 30,
I would say.
- You are wonderful. Yes.
- 90.
- You are not 90 years old.
- Can you believe that?
- That's incredible.
- Let's do an IV.
What do you want to do?
- I'll watch you.
- You'll watch?
- Yes.
- I'd love to get you
in the infrared bed.
- A what?
- The infrared bed that
activates those mitochondria.
Do you want to try that?
- What did he say?
- Tightens your collagen.
[laughter]
- You would lay down in a bed.
She probably wouldn't
love that, to be honest.
My mom
is very low-maintenance.
Never had a massage.
Never had a facial.
Never had a pimple.
She's kind of
a freak of nature.
Let's get our vitamin IVs
in our bodies.
- I have to put these on
so I can see,
see what you're having done.
- The family that healths
together stays together.
Lois really taught me
age is all about attitude,
and if you feel young,
you will be young.
So seeing us girls
doing what we do,
I'm sure she's thinking,
"These girls are crazy."
Oh, I'm already dripping.
- Yeah, I taste mine.
- What does it taste like?
- It kind of tastes like pee.
- Oh.
- What's Dad doing today?
I didn't even talk to him.
- I haven't talked to him
since he was watching
the news this morning
on every single TV.
- Well, the woman
is testifying...
- Against?
- Kavanaugh.
- Kavanaugh.
- It's a very big deal.
Ever since Harry came back
from his camping trip,
he has been glued to the TV
because Brett Kavanaugh, who
is the Supreme Court nominee,
is going through
a series of hearings.
I would say it has put everyone
who pays attention
to US politics on edge.
Since she came out, she has had
to move her family twice.
- People are harassing her?
- Yes.
To see this woman put herself
in such a vulnerable position
and yet people
making fun of her.
People not believing her.
It's really ----ed up.
It's really ----ed up.
- Do you want
to do the infrared?
- Yeah.
- All right. Let's do it.
- I would like
to do the infrared.
- This one is my favorite piece
of technologies
that we have.
- Okay.
- You just lay there
for 30 minutes.
Enjoy. You're gonna
feel incredible.
- Well, they tell me
the purpose of the infrared bed
is--I don't really
----ing know.
[laughs]
- Are you ready?
You're officially cryo ninjas.
- I have a nipple ring.
Is that okay?
- That's fine.
- Oh, my God.
- All right. Let's do it.
- [screams]
- Go.
- [screaming]
- [laughing]
Oh, my God.
That's crazy.
- She's not crying.
- Oh, my God!
- But she's screaming.
- I've never heard
anyone scream
through the cryo chamber door
like that.
- [screaming]
- [laughs]
- Here we go.
- [screams]
- Good job.
- Okay, what the (BLEEP)?
- Whew!
- You made it.
You guys all right?
- Never again.
- Hello?
- You're done.
- Hi.
- Good job.
- I'm like a new person.
- You feel incredible?
- I feel great, actually.
- Awesome.
- It's probably all bullsh--,
but, honey, I will buy it
quicker than anyone.
- Thank you guys so much.
- Thanks, you guys.
You're welcome.
Thank you for coming.
- Thank you so much.
- Coming up...
- Did you ever hear
back from Lisa?
- She said that
she wasn't invited.
- I'm sorry, what?
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I am still--I'm, like,
buzzing from that
vitamin push today.
I don't know
what they put in that thing,
but I have been going
a zillion miles an hour...
- I know.
- Ever since I had it.
- That made you go, go, go.
- I mean, I could run
a marathon right now.
- Oh, my gosh.
- It's too bad I'm not
doing QVC right now.
- Yeah. I don't watch you
very much on that.
I turn you on,
and then I think,
"Boy, I'm bored."
[laughs]
- Oh, my God.
Thanks a lot.
[both chuckle]
♪ ♪
We're gonna go upstairs.
Look at how pretty this looks!
- Oh, it's nice.
- Lois, we should put you
right in the middle,
and I'm gonna put
everybody else around you.
- Okay.
- We need some alcohol.
- Hi.
- Wow. Hi! You look gorgeous.
- Thank you.
- Oh, Lois.
both: How are you?
- So good to see you.
- So good to see you.
I love when Lois
comes to visit.
- Do you all drink a lot?
- I do.
- Depends on the day.
[laughter]
- She's hilarious.
What woman, at this age,
is traveling,
being supercool and fun?
I mean, you know,
they don't make people
like Lois every day.
all: Hi!
- Hi! It's so nice
to see you.
- Good to see you too.
- [gasps]
- I know.
- No!
Is this the one
you bought in Paris?
- Yeah.
- Hi.
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, can you believe?
- It's so beautiful.
- I know.
- I want to put
a little burrito.
- Here's the thing:
I've been very low-key
when it comes
to the big purse thing.
I don't spend a whole lot
of money on my purses,
but all girls want
an Hermès bag.
Let's face it, especially
if you live where we do.
I mean we're all so
superficial and ----ed up...
Welcome!
- Thank you.
- That it just goes along
with your superficial
----ed-up-ality.
- Hi!
- I'll just give you a little--
- Oh, thank you. Thank you.
- Hello.
- Hi!
- Great to see you.
- I'll come over here.
- How are you?
- Mwah.
- Glass of water, Madame.
- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.
- Did you see Sophia
is living in D.C. now
and going to school?
- Does she like it?
- She does.
You know,
she was nervous to go,
because she didn't want
to leave home,
and it was really, like,
an emotional situation.
Are you applying
to colleges now?
- I'm applying
to New School, yeah.
- I remember when your girls
were so shy.
It's nice to see them
come into their own.
- It's so nice to see.
You should see.
- They're really beautiful
young adults.
Really. You know,
you have these good girls.
- Thank you.
- It is so surreal for me
to look at Lisa's girls
and think Sam and Lola are
gonna be that age very soon.
- Wait, Mom?
- Yeah?
- Do you have any more heels?
I can't really walk in these.
- They're Christian Louboutin.
You got to figure it out.
Oh, I wish I could
bottle up my girls
and keep 'em young forever.
- I'm gonna go home.
- Oh, are you?
- It's three of my friends'
birthdays.
- Have fun.
- Bye, Lylee.
Thanks for stopping by.
- Bye, guys. Nice seeing you.
- Amelia, are you leaving,
honey?
- Yeah. I have school.
- Bye. Love you.
- Bye.
- Bye, Nana.
- Thank you for coming.
- Ready to order?
- Can I have
the chicken paillard?
- Can I get pizza?
- Yes.
- I'll actually grab a drink.
- Yeah, wine or beer?
- They only have wine or beer.
- Oh, no tequila?
Oh. All right,
I'll pass.
- Did you
enjoy yesterday?
- Oh, I had
an amazing time.
- Did you ever hear
back from Lisa?
- Well, I texted her
that she was missed,
and then she said
that she wasn't invited.
- Stop.
I'm sorry, what?
Unbelievable.
That is such a joke.
I literally didn't leave
a stone unturned, Camille.
Yeah, like I didn't invite
Lisa Vanderpump. Please.
Look at this:
Delivered. Delivered.
Birthday message. Delivered.
This is such bullsh--.
I cannot deal with a liar.
So what did you say
when she said that?
- Oh, I just said,
"Oh, that's"--
basically, I didn't know.
I said, "I didn't know
you weren't invited.
"Nobody told me that.
"Of course, I would
have wanted you there.
Sorry. It was lovely."
- Lisa says,
"Oh, I wasn't invited,"
and Camille just says,
"Oh, I didn't know that."
Really, Camille? I mean, I know
it's not fun to be honest
with Lisa Vanderpump sometimes,
but what on Earth is that?
- Lois, what do you think
of all this?
- I think it's bullsh--.
- Ah, Lois!
- Whoo!
- This is the wisest woman
in this room.
- Madame.
- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.
- Wow, is that all salt?
- It is all salt.
- Wow, that's gorgeous.
Guys, look at this fish
encrusted in salt.
- Wow.
- Harry Hamlin
would love this fish.
- Where is Harry?
- You know what? I invited him.
- He's busy?
- Well, it's a pretty big day
politically
because of the Brett Kavanaugh
hearing.
- The Senate hearings.
- Oh, my God.
- It's heartbreaking.
- The fact that this doctor
came out.
I think she's changing
everything with her courage.
- I just have a different
point of view on this one.
- What were you saying,
Camille?
- I just have a totally
different feeling.
- Why do you have
a totally different feeling?
- She didn't have
enough evidence.
When you are gonna go up
against the Senate
in something like that,
you better have
your witnesses lined up
because that's
a very tough thing--
- But isn't that sickening
to say?
- Yeah it is. Yeah.
- If you were, at 15, you would
tell your best friend,
or you would tell your parents.
- No.
- Camille, not necessarily.
Absolutely not.
- I do not agree.
[tense music]
- Coming up...
- Hold on, you're not
gonna believe this.
Lisa Rinna, guess who's here
right now watching us?
- Who?
- My sister Kim.
- What?
- If you were, at 15,
you would tell
your best friend,
or you would tell
your parents.
- Camille, not necessarily.
Absolutely not.
- I do not agree.
- I was attacked when I was
in seventh grade,
and I have never spoken
about it until recently
because of the Me Too movement,
so I believe her.
- I'm a victim too.
- Did you come out
and tell people?
- I told my boyfriend.
I told my mother.
I told my therapist.
I told people.
- Well, so did this woman.
- I didn't hold on
to it for 35 years.
- This woman did.
- She did the same thing.
She told her husband.
She told her therapist.
- But she told
her husband years after.
It doesn't make sense.
- Do you not
believe her, though?
Do you not believe this woman?
- We don't know if, for sure,
it happened or not.
- Camille.
- He said she said.
- Camille, do you want--
- It just pisses me off.
- Camille--
- You don't think women
should be heard?
- I think women
should be heard.
- Do you not believe her
for getting up
in front of the ----ing world
and telling this story?
- And not getting anything
out of it.
If anything,
it's the worst thing
that ever happened to her.
- Do you not believe her?
Camille, she's a doctor.
- Do you believe
that all doctors are right?
Do you believe that,
because somebody holds a PhD,
that they're correct?
- I don't, but she's not--
- Not necessarily,
but she's been attacked.
- Yes, she has been.
- But, Camille, how would you
feel right now,
if I said to you,
"I don't believe you"?
- That's your prerogative.
This woman has some serious
allegations, and I feel bad
for what him and his family
are going through.
- But the fact that you
actually have had
this experience,
I would think you would be
more empathetic to this woman.
- I am very empathetic to women
that have had this,
but I've also been accused
of things that I've never done.
When I went through my divorce,
I was taken down.
I was maligned.
I was emotionally beaten down.
- Camille, people have very
aggressive opinions about you.
"Conniving. Passive-aggressive.
Narcissistic. Catty.
"Jealous. Cruel.
Hypocritical. Self-absorbed.
Manipulative. Fake.
Insincere. Delusional."
- It's horrible to go
through that
when you've done a lot
of good things in your life.
- I think I've helped everybody
out here in this hot tub.
I have this Jesus complex,
I think.
- I empathize with what Brett
Kavanaugh is going through.
I've been in that position.
No, I'm really
impassioned about this,
and I know what it feels like
to be wrongfully accused
and humiliated all over
the--not the country,
the world, for lies.
- Camille comparing herself
to Brett Kavanaugh
is ----ing weird.
I'm sorry.
I mean, I know she has
a ----ed-up sense of herself.
But it isn't about you,
Camille.
This is about
a much bigger thing.
He's gonna be a judge
on our court
for the rest
of his ----ing life,
and that is
a very big ----ing thing.
- I'm just gonna say
that my mom said
never talk about religion,
politics, or sex
in public settings.
I think we should...
- I know. I agree.
- Change.
Let's just change it up here.
- Can I just say this?
It doesn't sound to me
like this
is a discussion about politics.
- We're trying to get
out of that.
We're trying to get out of
that into something else.
- No, I understand that,
but I also wanted
to make a point
that it's not about politics.
- Lois, I'm sorry.
- Oh, sorry, Lois.
- I think we need
to cheers Lois.
- Let's. Okay.
[tapping on glass]
I just want to thank you all
for coming tonight
because this is really
for my mom.
This is about Lois.
To Lois.
- Whoo!
- Lois!
- I forgot.
I have to go to the restroom.
Hold on,
you're not gonna believe this.
Lisa Rinna, guess who's here
right now watching us?
- Who?
- My sister Kim.
- What?
- She just sent me
a text saying,
"I'm watching you."
- Hi, Kim. How are ya?
There she is.
Hi, Kim. How are ya?
- You're lying to me.
- I just waved to her.
There she is.
Hi, Kim. She's in the corner.
I just waved to her.
- Oh. My. God.
- Hi, Kim.
She's right there
in the corner.
Hi, Kim. How are ya?
- Is the last time you saw her
with the bunny?
- Yes.
- I brought the bunny,
so I think what I should do
is give it to you.
I don't feel it was given to me
with the right energy.
- Life is interesting.
- Okay, I'm gonna leave ahead.
Bye, guys.
Keep it safe, Lois.
Keep everything
under wraps, please.
- You too.
- Oh, my God, the irony.
- What are the odds?
- Oh, my God,
you look so gorgeous.
You look beautiful.
- So do you.
- Lisa, how do you feel
about seeing Kim?
- I'm fine with it.
I really am.
She's a human existing,
just like I am, right?
- Yeah.
[laughter]
Wait, did Camille leave?
- Like, they're both scarred.
They are both scarred for life.
- No. It's okay. No.
I just feel so bad about
the political conversation
because I just
feel bad for people.
I don't like when people
do that kind of stuff.
I don't know why I get
so upset about that.
Like, I've been the victim.
I've been accused of things
that I've never done,
and it feels horrible
to be put in that position.
- You're allowed to have
a difference of opinion
and still go up there
and still have fun
and laugh 'cause that's...
- Okay. You're right.
- What friends do.
That's what friends do.
Okay, I'm going
to have fun.
- Oh, I wanted
to talk to you.
Thank you for
being there for me,
and I wanted to ask you
to be one of my bridesmaids.
- Oh! You had me going.
I would love to do it.
- Thank you.
- I would love to be
a bridesmaid.
I mean, I never thought
you'd ask me at the bottom
of the stairs crying
after a big fight upstairs,
but, yeah, I'll be
a bridesmaid.
Absolutely, yes.
- Yes, yes.
- Now go up there, have fun...
- Okay.
Sorry that I got emotional.
- And don't make excuses
for your opinion.
- Okay.
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
- No, you're not. What's wrong?
- I don't want to talk
about it.
- Did I hurt your feelings?
What triggered you today?
- I've been a victim of
a smear campaign, and it hurts.
You know, yeah,
it didn't make him look good.
[sobs]
- He doesn't have
that power anymore.
- He doesn't have that power,
and you are moving on
to a brand-new life
and you deserve it.
- I'm gonna head out.
- I'm gonna walk out with you.
- Nice meeting you.
- It was nice to meet you too.
- Lois, I enjoyed
dinner tonight.
- Oh, it was fun
seeing you again.
- Oh, bye.
I'll take it.
- This has been a heavy dinner,
you guys.
Wow.
- Oh, you've got
to be kidding me.
- I swear to God.
- Are you kidding me?
Is this a coincidence?
- Yeah.
- Is this a coincidence?
- Yes.
I wasn't even going
to go out tonight.
- Can this night get
any more strange?
- It's so nice
that everybody came.
- Everyone's here.
I mean there are, like, what,
12 million people
in Los Angeles,
maybe 10,000 restaurants?
I love you. Bye.
- You're going?
- Yes, bye, thank you.
Both of my sisters are here.
How funny is that?
- I know. Unbelievable.
- I mean I am really happy
we're on speaking terms
right now.
- Oh, Kim Richards
is downstairs visiting.
- Congratulations, Camille.
- Thank you. Oh, my God.
- Go back to the last time
I saw Kim Richards.
I'm gonna walk away
for just a second
'cause this just
doesn't feel quite right.
Why would I give
two ----ing sh--s
to walk over and say hi to her?
- Lisa, thank you so much.
- Thank you so much.
Honey, out of sight,
out of mind.
Like, I'm not thinking
of Kim Richards, okay? No.
Thank you for having us.
- Thank you. It was amazing.
- You're so sweet. Thank you.
Thank you so much.
I just walked right by.
- Just walked by?
- [laughs]
[serene music]
♪ ♪
- So my yoga class was really
nice this morning.
- Oh, good.
- Look how gorgeous you look.
You are stunning.
Where's your mom?
- I don't know.
She's in and out so much,
I never know where she's going.
- I'm exhausted
by all these dogs.
Like, we went
from one to three.
- I don't know
how you manage it.
- I don't either.
What did you think
of that dinner last night?
- Oh, my gosh. It was wild.
It really was.
I don't think I've ever
heard you women
speaking about politics
or anything like that.
- Well, we don't usually,
but because of what's going on,
it's very, very timely,
and, you know,
women coming out,
being honest about being raped
and sexually harassed.
I mean they've kept quiet
for a long time,
and there's a reason
why they keep quiet.
- I know.
- You know?
- Yeah.
- But you were lucky.
- I was very lucky, very.
- You were lucky.
- Yeah.
I should not even be here.
You shouldn't even be here.
- I know.
A few years
before I was born,
my mom was attacked
by a man that she worked with.
- That was a really bad thing,
and I knew him.
- Yeah.
He picked her up
at the bus stop,
and then, all of a sudden,
he started to drive her down
this really deserted road.
- I thought that was it,
that I was going bye-bye.
He's straddling me, and he had
a hammer in one hand,
a knife in another.
- He tried to rape her.
He tried to kill her.
Luckily, a military policeman
had seen them drive
down this deserted road
and he knew no one was
supposed to be down there,
so he followed them down.
My mom was saved that day,
because of the
military policeman.
- I was the first one
that he went to jail for.
They gave him
7 1/2 years.
- That's right,
and then he got out.
- Yeah.
- Had he killed anybody yet,
to that point?
- Not at that point.
- After he got out,
he then did all the murders.
- Yeah, and then he went
back for life.
- He became a serial killer.
He killed many people.
- 16 to 18 women.
- Oh.
You know, when you first
hear about it, you're like,
"That can't be real.
Like, how is that real?"
It's real.
I still can't remember
when you actually told me,
'cause I remember when I was
growing up, you would say
that you couldn't
smell anything
and you had metal plates
in your head
because some kid
on the playground hit you
on the head with a hammer.
- Is that what I said?
- I was--just thought
that was what happened.
When I finally
learned the truth,
I had such great sadness
and empathy for my mom
knowing that, not only did
this happen to her
but that she basically
just stuffed those feelings
for how many years.
She never dealt with it.
She never even talked about it.
She never even told
her daughter about it.
- I told myself
I wasn't gonna have you
a little scared girl
running around,
but it was hard
for me to let go.
- Well, I was never scared,
but I think you were
so overprotective
that I never trusted anything.
I must have put out
such an energy
that no one would ever
even (BLEEP) with me.
- Hmm.
- It's really rare that I'm one
of the only people that I know
that was not raped
or sexually harassed
any way, shape, or form
in my life.
Because my mom didn't tell me
for so many years,
seeing Dr. Ford get run
through the wringer
touches me in a very deep way.
It takes so much courage
to come forward.
I think the least we can do
is show these victims
compassion.
You're a true survivor.
- Yeah. I am I guess, you know.
- You are. You're strong.
- That's probably why I have
lived this long.
- Maybe.
- And you'll probably be 100.
- Oh, God.
- 105 or more, they say.
[laughs]
No. Don't worry about it.
- 105. Oh, my God.
- Later this season
on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills":
- Let's get the party started!
all: Whoo!
- How you doing?
- Yeah!
- Erika!
- Bitch, you're
dressed like me!
- Pop the plug.
- I used to wear
these contraptions.
- What?
- You mean a strap-on?
- Oh, my God!
- Rosé all day.
- I'm so confused.
Can we start
from the beginning?
- Cheers.
- Cheers, bitch.
- All right, cheers, bitch.
[both laugh]
- Look how far out
my husband is.
- Oh, (BLEEP).
Oh, sh--.
- About to get married again.
This is number two!
- Maybe I've got kids
floating around out there.
Who knows?
all: Yeah!
- I feel so rich.
- You are.
- Careful, ladies.
- Those women still love you.
- You don't treat people
you love like that.
- She's gonna make herself
the victim.
She's gonna turn it all around.
Everyone else is wrong.
- Kim, you giving Lisa Rinna
that bunny
was really sh--.
- [gasps]
- It's gonna get nasty.
- You know what?
(BLEEP) off, Camille.
- Let me have a conversation
with Kyle for two seconds.
- Are you trying
to push me out?
- No.
- You guys want
to make up sh--?
Good.
- Sh--.
It's like some horror movie.
I gotta get out of here.
- Cut yourself
some ----ing slack.
- I've never cut
myself slack, ever.
- You know--
- No, I don't know,
Denise, so back off.
- Yeah. You do.
You ----ing back off.
- Coming in hot, Rinna.
- Coming in hot, baby.