The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 7, Episode 15 - Hong Kong Fireworks - full transcript
The women set off for Hong Kong where Lisa Vanderpump continues her efforts to stop animal cruelty. Erika confides in Kyle about visiting her mother. Later, aboard a historic junk boat, old conflicts explode between Dorit, Lisa Rinna and Erika.
- Previously on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- What's going on in Hong Kong?
- You know I've got this
dog sanctuary over there
and I'm doing a documentary
trying to stop Yulin.
- Would you like to go
to Hong Kong with us?
- Wow!
- Why don't we invite
the whole bloody shop?
There's so many things that I'm
emotionally kinda drained from.
I just can't put
the energy into this.
- So you'd like me to go
to Hong Kong it sounds like.
- Well, I want you to come
and I want to go back
to where we were when we were
looking for ponies.
- I went
to Eden Sassoon's house,
all of a sudden Rinna goes,
"In my smoothies
I just pop a Xanax."
- Are you sure
she wants that broadcast?
- It's very difficult to sort of
engage with you.
- I'm guarded and controlled,
but... that's just who I am.
- You didn't cry
when you were a kid, either.
- Nope.
Being raised like that,
I have very little patience
for crybabies.
It makes me not like them.
- I know who you are.
- [laughs]
- The sweetest girl
in the whole, wide world.
- Thank you, Mommy.
[upbeat music]
- The crown is heavy, darlings,
so just leave it
where it belongs.
♪ ♪
- I may be two people,
but I'm not two-faced.
♪ ♪
- My advice to you:
don't hustle the hustler.
♪ ♪
- I speak no evil,
but I see and hear everything.
♪ ♪
- When you've
traveled the world,
you can speak
in any accent you want.
♪ ♪
- I'm an expert on luxury,
and I can always spot a fake.
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- When I go away,
he's gonna be so depressed.
You won't even notice I'm gone,
but he's gonna be like...
Come on, Shnook.
Schnooky, come here.
Okay, okay, okay. Okay.
- Harrison!
- Okay.
You're gonna be a good boy
while Mommy's gone.
Yes?
I'm gonna take
three bags, right?
- Is that all?
- Listen...
- How long you going for?
Three days?
- No, I'm going for five days.
- Is that a bag per day?
- Erika takes four
bloody people,
you should be grateful
I'm only taking three bags.
Alexander McQueen in Hong Kong.
I haven't been to Hong Kong
for like 18 years.
Last time I was there,
it was a vacation
and this time
it's all about the dogs.
Where you gonna sleep at night?
- Well,
I've got three beds here.
- Who you gonna sleep with?
- Maybe five of these
or three of these.
I'll be fine, yeah.
- You'll be asleep all night
snoring your bloody head off
without somebody kicking you
in the back.
- [laughs]
♪ ♪
- Are you ready to pack
for this trip?
- Let's get it done, boo.
- Okay.
- Ugh, tons of options.
How was Atlanta? - Emotional.
- You literally just got back.
- Yeah.
I'm always
ready for a good trip.
I'm travelling across
the Pacific Ocean
to another time zone,
to another country,
I expect to have fun.
- Oh, well, hello.
- [screams]
- Hi! How are you?
- Oh, my God!
My Georgia friends. - Whoo,
barely recovered from that.
- Honey, I can't thank you
enough, like...
- So ready for this.
- You don't know. [laughter]
All right, Hong Kong.
- So while you were gone,
Dani Michelle put together
our fashion look book...
- Love this.
- Per usual.
- Ooh, that's a good one.
- Asian glamour.
- Yes.
- Slouchy.
- Prints, colors. This is life.
KENZO, animal print, tigress.
- Dying.
- This needs a moment.
- That's insane.
- A hair god, a beatdown...
- With her little slip
underneath.
She's very shady, but...
- This could be...
Actually the first night.
You know, I'm sure
you'll have cocktails.
- Oh, right.
- Yeah, easy.
- And it's gorgeous, right?
- Look at me.
It's sa... It's sassy.
- Gorgeous.
- I wear this, right?
With this dress underneath.
Which is sexy
with a nice choker.
It's a great Hong Kong evening.
So I'm going with
all of my new friends
and I'm sure they'll wanna do
like some sightseeing.
It figures that I'm...
Agreed to go to Hong Kong
which is the one place on Earth
that I've been
1,000 times?
Used to go back and forth
to Hong Kong
when I worked for this
Italian swimwear company
and during
a manufacturing season,
I used to go every six weeks
and that was over
and eight-year period.
Great, great, great,
amazing city.
Hold on.
Let me just think about this.
What shoe I could do.
♪ ♪
- Lola, I have to show
you something.
Do you like these?
Should I take them to Chi...
[laughs]
You like 'em?
I think so.
Let's say that's a yes.
Do you like these? [laughs]
They're pretty, right?
[laughs]
Those are new. Don't tell Harry.
[laughs] Oh, my God.
It really does
come to this sometimes.
It's just you and me.
I'm going to Hong Kong
just for a couple of days
because I have to get to QVC,
but I will go
and support my friend
and her charity
that is for sure.
'Cause that's
the kinda girl I am.
What am I missing?
What am I missing?
You know that I'm going
to China for the dogs.
I'm going for your people.
[laughs]
No, come back! [laughing]
Lola, come back.
I'm not done with you.
I have to show you something.
Lola! Where'd you go?
Lola?
♪ ♪
- That's Dorit. [dogs barking]
You're looking pretty
freaking gorgeous!
- Hi, darling.
Uh-oh. Are you ready?
- Come on, Ja... I'm ready.
- I love the shoes.
- Hi. Could you help us
with the bags, please?
- Yeah, put those in the front.
- Oh, my God, thanks for being
so considerate... - No, I swear!
- And leaving me some space.
- He put mine in first.
It's just unfair. - [laughs]
- I've got three suitcases.
I need the big one
for my make up,
the second biggest one
for my underwear,
and the third one
for a few things
I might want to change into.
Don't judge me.
Bye. I love you.
I love you, Gig.
I love you,
you little sex monster.
I love you.
[smooches, murmurs] - Bye, baby.
- All right.
Oh, sorry, I forgot about you.
- [laughs]
- I kinda love you, too.
[smooches] - Come on. Schnooky!
- No, Schnooky. Schnooky.
- Schnooky, come on.
Schnooky. - Schnooky, I know.
Oh, he's crying! - Aww.
- They don't understand
why I'm leaving them.
Ken's fine,
but poor little boys.
Oh, my God, I miss them already.
Turn around.
♪ ♪
- Hello.
- Hi, beautiful.
- Look how pretty this is.
- Oh, my God obsessed.
- [gasps]
You have some nice sh..., lady.
- Well, hello.
- Hello, Kyle.
- Uh, that's pretty
and so is this.
Don't think
I'm not noticing everything.
I'm like the homeless child
of the trip.
- I always fancy a bloody Mary.
I always think,
"When I get on a plane"...
I don't care what time it is,
I legitimately,
"I'm allowed to order
a bloody Mary."
- 15 hour flight.
You have to take something.
- Hopefully we're sitting
next to each other.
- But if we're not...
who'd you think
I'd be sitting next to?
- Well, if you sit me
next to Eileen,
then I won't need
a sleeping pill.
[both laugh]
- Eileen! Oh, look at everybody!
So cute! - Look at that.
- Hi, sexy.
- Look how sexy you are!
- Hi, Eden.
- Hi, beautiful.
How are you?
- We haven't seen each other
in so long. - I know.
- I love these.
- Aren't these cute?
- If you sit me next to
Kyle then I'll probably
get in trouble. - Yup.
- Erika? I like Erika.
Maybe I should be good
sitting next to her
because maybe I could really,
you know, get in there.
- Yeah, I doubt it.
- Hong Kong, bitches.
[all exclaim]
[overlapping chatter]
- I don't know what
these hos are thinking,
but 15 hours is a long
f... ing time in a little skirt.
That's why I'm wearing
a sweat suit,
'cause I know the real deal.
It's time to go to bed. - Ready?
- What about Lisa Vanderpump?
- Yeah, what about Dorit
and Lisa Vanderpump?
- Whatever.
They're on their own.
- I think if I sit next
to Erika,
I will feel like I'm flying
on my own.
I find her a bit cold.
She's never given me
any indication that it's me.
She's always sort of said,
"This is the way I am"
and, you know, to each his own.
- I remember PK saying,
"Yeah, but some of us
haven't got a while." [laughs]
- Yeah. Yeah.
♪ ♪
- Look, there's Kyle. Hi, Kyle!
- Oh, hello.
It's our first hour.
First of 15.
- That's all?
It's only been an hour?
- What are you doing?
- Oh, just, you know,
checking on everybody.
- I hate you right now.
- [murmurs]
we're half-way through.
- I know,
we're half-way through.
- All these people that
come with us,
they're just a bundle of fun.
- I take a sleeping pill
and I knock myself out.
I was passing 'em out
like candy.
[laughs] That's all I'm saying.
- Erika apparently
is still sleeping.
- How is it that all
these bitches are sleeping
and I'm the only one
that's awake?
I think I'm the only one
that didn't sleep.
♪ ♪
- Coming up...
- I can't believe
we're in Hong Kong.
- This is exciting!
- Ah.
- Wow.
- [screams]
- Someone had said to Rinna
that I was alluding
to the fact that she had
a drug problem.
I'd just like to know
who told her that.
[dramatic music]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I can't believe
we're in Hong Kong!
- Lisa!
- Oh, my God.
[cheers] I've never been.
- You haven't either?
- No, it's my first time.
- It is such a vibrant city.
I'm happy and thrilled
to finally arrive.
- We're going out for drinks
tonight, right?
- Are we going out of the hotel?
- No, I think it's in the hotel.
♪ ♪
- That's the Hong Kong Park
in front.
Just next to that is our hotel.
- Here we are. This is it.
♪ ♪
- This is beautiful!
- Thank you.
- Nice.
- Welcome to
Island Shangri-La, Hong Kong.
I'm Michel. Hotel Manager.
Absolute pleasure.
- Thank you.
- Great to have you.
- Hello.
- All of you welcome.
Let me show you
where to check-in.
- This is an amazing hotel.
Huge lobby and I'm gonna love
every minute of this.
- Okay, girls,
we're gonna go get ready
and we'll meet down
in a little bit?
- Bye. See you for drinks.
- I'm in the Presidential Suite.
- Of course you are.
What? Are you having me up?
- Oh, this is cute.
- Ah, it's cute.
- Oh, my God.
Both: Look at the view!
- Oh, my gosh, look at this.
- Oh, pretty.
- We just prepared this
[native language] just for you.
- Wow. Just for me?
- Yeah.
- Are you telling me
none of my girlfriends
have the same?
Is that what you're telling me?
♪ ♪
- I actually feel not too bad.
A little bit tired.
- This way.
- Thank you.
♪ ♪
- Well, hello.
My glam squad's here per usual.
It costs a lot of money
to bring them here,
but it's worth it.
We have about six looks.
My first one being
my victory rolls
from the '40s.
You know, little throwback.
- What's the Chinese custom?
- I know! It's like...
- To burp after a meal?
- Oh, really?
Lovely. - Hello, Erika.
- Va va voom.
- Can I sit here?
- Rita Hayworth?
- Are you sitting next to me?
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- What does that mean?
You're already starting in?
We just got here. - Oh, I know.
- I can't read this girl.
The sweeter and nicer I am,
or the harder I try,
it's like this stone cold wall.
- You look gorgeous.
- Thank you. I appreciate that.
- Hey, Kyle.
- Hello.
Hi, ladies.
[overlapping greetings]
- You look cute. How are you?
- Oh, my gosh, hello.
You look like a movie star.
- How are you feeling?
Thank you.
- I mean, that's gorgeous.
- Share the same type of humor.
- Hi.
- Hello, Rinna.
- How are you?
- Hi, guys.
- Hello, red.
- Hi, everybody.
- Hi, baby, you look gorgeous.
- Thank you so much. So do you.
- Wait, who are we missing?
Both: Eden.
- You can't start the party
without me.
Oh, how are you doing?
- How's everybody's rooms? Good?
- Oh, amazing.
- Beautiful.
- I have a beautiful view.
- You do?
- I have a beautiful view.
- No.
- Yes, you were hoping
I was in the basement?
- Yeah, in the bowels there.
- [laughs]
- Erika, do you go to bed
like this sometimes?
- Are you insane? No.
- No because it's fabulous!
- Thanks.
- If you were my lady
I'd be like... [snaps fingers]
Erika's in her pajamas
and they're silk and sexy
and I am not lesbian, but...
sometimes I wish I was.
- I am a free spirit.
I do what I want
and so I'm meeting London.
Have we heard about London?
- London? No.
- London...
- I think you've heard
about him, that's his nickname.
Look at him. Look at him.
Look at him. Oh, my God.
- Are you freaking kidding me?
He's got "f... me"
written all over him.
- He's gonna get f... ed.
- She met somebody online
and they've been talking,
but she's never met him
and she said it's her
kindred spirit.
- And now we're meeting
in New York.
I am treating him to New York.
- Oh.
- That is a no-no.
- Who wouldn't take
a free ticket to New York
to have sex with a pretty woman?
- Exactly.
- I mean, W-T-F?
Why is she actually importing
somebody?
I mean, has she been through
everybody else in America?
What we don't understand is why
you're booking one room
and you haven't met him.
- Why am I gonna stay
in another room?
That goes against
all of my rules.
- What? What are your "rules"?
- I'm gonna be half naked.
I'm gonna be in the bed.
- No!
- No. No, no, no, no, no.
- Who does that?
- Honey!
You cannot be waiting in the bed
half naked when you haven't
even met him.
- I mean, he could be crazy.
- What if he's not?
- What if he is?
- I could be strangled
and dead...
- [gasps]
- But I truly believe he's not!
Look, he could kill me,
you're absolutely right,
but guess what,
I could kill him.
- Well, that's a stretch.
- Wait a minute...
- I haven't thought of that,
but okay.
- Okay, enough beating up
on Eden.
We've already put in
our two cents.
- So tomorrow I'm going to do
my documentary.
- What does it entail?
- Well, I'm just gonna sit there
and talk about the documentary.
There will be a lot of images
and some of it's obviously
a little graphic
because it's about the slaughter
and the torture of dogs.
So if anybody wants
to come with me,
do come,
but I'm not saying you should.
It might be
a little bit depressing.
- Unless you want me to go,
Erika and I talked about
maybe going sightseeing
a little bit...
- When? all: Tomorrow.
- And we're going to
some high mountain
or some high something.
- I am so excited.
- I've seen a lot of the videos
with the torturous
Yulin Dog Festival.
It is so painful to watch.
I honestly can't see it anymore.
- I think everyone should
kinda do their thing.
I'm very happy to go, you know,
and I'll go on behalf of
all the other girls
because I really feel like
we have all flown 15 hours.
Everybody is here to support you
and what you're doing
because it's incredible
what you're doing.
- It's been a yea... Ugh.
- We're here to support you.
- Okay, stop. I'm not gonna cry.
- I feel for Lisa Vanderpump
when I see her this way.
I had five dogs at one time.
All rescues.
And I'm just willing to listen
and maybe...
see her in a different light.
- Thank you for having us
in China.
[overlapping thank yous]
May I have another,
um, tequila, please?
♪ ♪
- Ooh, it's heavy.
[knocks on door]
- Hello!
- You have a chocolate tower.
- My chocolate tower.
I'm trying to figure out
how to break it open.
- Let's just eat it.
Should we just do it?
Or do you wanna keep it
like that?
I mean, I have one, too,
so I can give you mine.
- Oh! There's a cleaner coming.
- This is just like in Dubai.
- This is magic.
- Oh, this is what
my room looks like.
I got out of the shower today
and there was a diver.
- [laughs] That's great.
- Holy majoly!
Like what if you were naked?
- We could be.
- That is a scary job.
- Should we just flash him?
- [gasps]
That is a scary job right there.
Come in!
Hello, Dorit. - [groans]
- I know. [all groan]
I thought keep it casual.
- Hi.
- I'm going to LVP's, um...
- Oh, that's right,
you're not walking.
- Documentary thing.
- I have to go walk.
I'm going to Victoria Peak
with Eden.
- Hi, guys.
- Hi. Welcome.
- Thank you.
- How'd you sleep?
- Hello.
- I didn't really. Hi.
- You didn't?
- By the way I'm actually
entertaining the thought
of going along with you
and Lisa Vanderpump.
- Beautiful.
- And I know because of
our history it might be strange,
but I did go to her Yulin march,
and we're basically here
for that.
- Right.
- I'm surprised
that Eileen is... is going
to be with Vanderpump.
You don't know.
Vanderpump holds on.
She could jab, but Eileen
is doing the right thing
because it really is
about the charity.
- I'm gonna do it.
- All right, good.
- I think she'll feel good
about it.
- I think it'll be nice.
- 'Cause I can go
to the park tomorrow.
I'm not gonna go to the
high place that you're going.
- Eden decided to come with me
so we're gonna go to
the highest peak in Hong Kong.
With Eden, you know,
I'm not gonna hold a grudge,
but I'm also aware
of what's gone on.
- Rinna said to me that Kim
is on the path to destruction.
- How could she say that?
- The fact that you went
to Vanderpump
is a real problem for me
because you went behind my back.
And so there's an awareness,
but yet...
I'll always give you
a second chance.
- You know what?
I'm gonna go leave
and get dressed.
- Go get dressed.
All right, and we'll see...
Shall I see you downstairs?
- I'll be downstairs.
- Okay.
- Hello?
- Hello.
- Hi.
- Just save me from myself.
I was just about to start
the cookies.
- Don't do that.
Save them for me.
[laughs] - How are you?
- I'm good. How are you?
- Good.
- What's going on?
- Every time I try and talk
about this...
Even last night,
tears just rolled down my face
and so, to me,
my main objective today
is just to try and do
what I'm supposed to do
without falling apart
like a blubbering idiot.
- I know. Who knew
you even knew how to cry?
- I know.
- I mean, I don't know if it's
a British thing or a Lisa thing,
but she's always very
much like, you know...
[British accent]
Stiff upper lip and all that.
[normal] Though to see
a little tear,
I feel bad,
but that's kinda nice.
Well, I'm gonna gonna go
do some sightseeing.
I woke up I was like,
"Oh, this is so beautiful here."
- It's so incredible.
- I wasn't expecting...
I don't know, I don't know
what I was expecting,
but it is so beautiful.
[phone rings]
This is a... - Ooh, who is it?
- Vanderpump residence.
- Hi.
- Presidential sweet.
- [laughs]
- Who is it?
- Eileen calling. Who's this?
- Oh, it's Eileen!
- Hi, Lisa and Kyle.
Both: Hi.
- Eileen?
- Coming up...
- Yes.
- 'Cause I had heard something
about maybe you took
my bag of pills
as I have a problem.
- I really do feel
like you need to tell me
who told you that.
- Who is it?
- Eileen calling. Who's this?
- Oh, it's Eileen.
- Hi, Lisa and Kyle.
- Hi. How are you?
- Hi.
- Um, I was thinking
after everything you said
last night that I might
join you today
since you made
an open invitation.
However, I know that this is
a very personal experience
for you
and I don't want to do anything
that makes you feel
uncomfortable.
I mean, this is
the reason why I'm here.
It's because of this passionate
cause of yours.
- Do you know what, Eileen?
I really appreciate that
because we haven't had
the best time together
and now I think
things have taken a turn
so yes, come.
- Okay, when are we going?
- Like in five minutes.
- Okay.
I'll see you downstairs.
Okay, bye, Kyle.
- Bye.
- Bye.
- Have fun shopping while we're
doing something that matters.
- I am holding down
the fort at Chanel, Eileen.
- [laughs] Bye.
- Don't judge.
[slams phone down] - [laughs]
- Well, it was a really nice
conversation until
she threw that one at you.
[both laughing]
I'm surprised about her.
Like... - I know, that was nice.
- Yeah.
- I told you she was nice.
- Well, she hasn't been
in the past,
so it doesn't... Yeah.
- Well, yeah.
- But she's being nicer.
- Maybe to you...
You guys both think that
about each other...
- Yeah.
- But she's a nice person.
- But it's changed.
♪ ♪
- I have to ask you a question.
- Yes, baby?
- I want to make something
very clear with you...
- Yes.
- 'Cause I had heard something
about maybe that night
at Eden's house
with our... my bag of pills...
- Yeah.
- I have not put alcohol
in a smoothie,
but I have thrown a Xanax in.
This is what I carry around
right now.
[laughing] - Oh... my...
Are you... No.
- I've heard some things
that maybe you took it
as I have a problem.
I want to make sure
you're very clear
that that was a joke.
- What?
Where is this coming from?
Lisa, I will always be honest
and if you remember,
we bonded over that moment.
- It was
the funniest moment ever.
- It was so funny
and it really stayed with me
and I'm sure
I had the conversation
and when I did, I would say,
"It was the funniest moment."
- I'm bringing this up
to Dorit now
because Dorit, Eileen,
and I had promised
that if we had any issues
we would bring them up.
We would talk about them.
- How about if we just
try to set the reset button?
- If we have a problem,
come to each other.
- Yes!
I never insinuated that you're
a drug addict.
Who told you that?
- I don't wanna say who told me,
but it was in a conversation
you guys had in Mexico
before I got there.
So there was some
dinner conversation.
There were some things
being said that
I have an issue.
- So Lisa Rinna says,
"I like to pop a Xanax
in my smoothie."
And we're like, "What?"
I said, "Oh, my God,
you're joking?"
- My question to you is,
were you clean about it?
Did you say,
"This was so funny"?
Or did you go,
"Hm, there might be a problem"?
- No, I wouldn't have said
"there might be a problem."
I would say
"it was the funniest moment."
But I really do feel
like you need to tell me
who told you that.
And I would like,
at the very least,
to confront the person.
- It's just... It's something
that I-I got an idea of
really myself.
- No, you said
somebody told you.
- Nobody told me.
It's a sense that I'm getting.
It's a sixth sense that I have.
- Okay, Lisa, you don't say
you've heard something
very specific
and then suddenly... when asked,
"Who actually said that to you?"
It's your sixth sense.
That doesn't make any sense
whatsoever.
- I'm the one who brought it up.
Nobody negated it.
Let's put it that way.
- But why have you not
said anything since Mexico then?
- Um, because I'm just
sensing it now.
I'm just figuring it out.
I haven't seen you also.
- No, I've seen you quite a bit.
I've seen you.
- Well, who were you with
that night
and whoever you were with
that night,
you should go to them
and ask them
if any conversation was done
to where it made me seem like
anything other than
us just having
a f... ing awesomely fun time.
- Right.
- If you didn't take it
and twist it, I'm all for it.
- All right.
- Anyway, off my chest.
I feel so much better.
So there we go.
♪ ♪
- I'm so glad we came here.
- Me, too, this is beautiful.
Perfect selfie.
- Let's get a selfie.
- Hey.
- I like walking around
a new city that I've never
been to before.
I like to see
the way other people live.
I mean, you're not gonna walk
into a park in Beverly Hills
and see, like,
millions of turtles like this.
So pretty. Really gorgeous.
- This is a very lush park.
It's really special
and I think it's like, um,
feng shui. I feel good about it.
- Excuse me.
- Would you take a picture
for us? - Thank you so much.
- Okay, thank you.
- Come on.
[screams]
- Oh, my God I love this.
♪ ♪
both: Thank you.
♪ ♪
- I love heights.
[overlapping chatter]
I do. I love... I love heights.
- We're gonna be yelling.
♪ ♪
- Don't know quite
what to expect.
I just heard that it's
the highest point in Hong Kong.
- What... I mean, have you been
to the top of the mountain
in other places? - Well, skiing.
- We're in Hong Kong.
This is exciting.
Let's live.
♪ ♪
- Yeah!
- Here?
- Oh, this is so cute.
I love these little
wooden seats.
Love it!
Oh, this is cool.
- Yeah.
Oh, my God! - Look at this.
- Woot woot.
- Wait, wait, come here.
♪ ♪
- Ah.
- Wow.
This is my first time
to Hong Kong
and I think it's so
three-dimensional
being so high up.
The juxtaposition of the city
and the skyscrapers
with the harbor.
It's just magnificent.
There we are.
Oh, my hair is doing something...
- Your hair is fabulous.
- Oh, well.
- Okay, let's go get a tea.
- An iced tea?
- Yeah. Boba.
I'd like a boba. - A green boba.
- Yeah.
- That's fun.
- Coming up...
- Now you're gonna make me cry.
- No, no, I don't mean to.
- No, that's fine.
- I don't wanna cry, either.
I hate it.
[upbeat music]
- So how are you feeling
about this?
- You know, I'm just
trying not to be such a wimp
and cry every time
I talk about it.
- But it's very...
It's also very difficult
material that we're viewing,
correct?
- Yes.
♪ ♪
- Oh, I think this is it.
- Oh, good, we're here.
- This is it.
Hey. - Hi, love.
Welcome to Hong Kong.
- I know, right?
- How are you?
[overlapping chatter]
- [speaking French]
- Jean-Luc, I'm Eileen.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
- Now how often
do you come here?
- Every quarter.
- See, we started off doing
Vanderpump Pets
which was our idea together
and then somebody drew
my attention to Yulin
and I started talking
to John about it.
That was a year ago.
- Talking...
she was screaming, crying,
emailing at 3:00 in the morning.
- Rawr. That's exact it.
- "What can we do?
What can we do?"
- And then we... Yeah.
- Amazing.
Everything you have
is for a reason.
- Yeah.
- Well, and just in...
Since last October
we've had the march.
- Can you believe
I got Wilshire closed off?
- Shut down.
- [laughs]
- Been here,
we've been... gone to Congress,
finishing the editing
for the documentary,
they haven't see...
Do you want to see the trailer?
- We'd like to see it
because, you know,
it's tough,
but it is your hard work.
- Yeah.
- I'm here because I wanted to
understand more about
what she's doing
'cause I've only heard
a little bit about it,
but I just kinda wanted to
get a more intimate view
of the whole thing.
- I'm actually quite touched
that Eileen's here.
Maybe she'll have
a better understanding
of why I'm so passionate
about this cause
if she just watches the trailer.
[somber music]
Let's talk about
what dogs do for us.
Every year over 10,000 dogs
are slaughtered at Yulin.
They're stripped from
their homes and they're beaten.
- Oh, my God.
- And they're beaten
currently to increase
the adrenaline
to make the meat more tender.
- Oh, my God.
It's heartbreaking.
Can't really comprehend
how anyone...
is capable of
such unfathomable torture.
All: Stop Yulin forever!
Stop Yulin forever!
- Seeing that trailer,
it's very emotional.
♪ ♪
- It's fantastic.
- Oh, it's excellent.
- Very well done.
It's very emotional.
- It's excellent.
- It's just really ugly stuff.
- So now we're here.
Jean-Luc... We put together
like a script of like
three different acts
and then Lisa's going to be
the voice over for it.
- Anytime that you
try to make a change,
that comes from drawing
attention
and garnering momentum
and support.
And that's what we hope
to really achieve.
- Here we go.
- I have eight dogs.
I don't love them,
I worship them
and I want to educate
other people
of how incredible
these creatures are.
- That was great.
I mean, you can't finish
on a better note than that.
- Yeah.
- Right. Thank you very much.
Thank you.
- Seeing the documentary
could be the opening of a door
to... a different understanding
between Lisa Vanderpump and me.
- That wasn't an Eden hug.
That was just like one second.
- Okay.
- The bond that was severed
might have a chance
at being repaired.
- Aww. I love it.
[upbeat music]
- So beautiful.
- It's really like gold gold.
Oh, okay.
- Where do you wanna sit?
- Oh, I don't care, it's fine.
- I wanna buy some things
from here
that are, like... - Unique.
- Yeah, what are...
What are they known for?
- Jade.
- Jade?
- I bought some beautiful
jade pieces here
the last time I was here.
I mean, it was 100 years ago,
but... - Oh, I wanna do that.
- We should do that.
- Where all the shops are.
- You'll find some
really pretty stuff.
I like Kyle. People who grow up
in the business like Kyle
generally are
a bunch of assholes,
but Kyle Richards Umansky's
a cool chick.
I went home to Atlanta
to see my mom.
I mean, I was there
and I was supportive.
You know what was interesting?
We went to my grandparent's
grave site...
Which I hadn't been in a while...
- You were really close
with your grandmother.
- Very close,
but, um, my mother did something
that I was not expecting.
She apologized
for being hard on me growing up.
- Was she?
- Yeah, she was.
You know, it was like
very affectionate
and then very hard on you
so you never...
When you do that...
- Like she was critical of you?
- Very critical
and very much a disciplinarian.
It was really overwhelming
to hear that
I wasn't crazy.
She said to me,
you know, "You're a good wife,
and you're a good mom."
And then she paused
wait... And I go,
"And a good daughter?"
- Now you're gonna make me cry.
- No, no, I don't mean to.
- No, that's fine.
- I don't wanna cry, either.
I hate it, but, um...
like I said,
unexpected yet
really appreciated.
And that's really...
And you know what?
I look at her and my heart
kind of breaks for her.
You know, because I know that...
I know that she lives
a life... unrealized.
You know, a lot of her dreams
are unrealized.
She's taken that
and placed that upon me
and that's a heavy burden
and I think that's a lot
of times why she was
so hard on me.
- It's hard for a kid...
- My mom did, too.
- Yeah.
- Funny you should say that.
- That's... You know, and that's
hard for a kid to handle.
- I know.
- I didn't get to do this,
but you can. - Yeah.
- I didn't get to do this,
but you're going to.
- I'm going to that psychic
that I told you about.
- Yeah.
- So he started talking to me
about, you know...
He said, "Your mom is here."
And he said some things that
were just really interesting.
He said, "She wants you to know
that you're not responsible
for your sister Kim."
- That's a big...
- And I was like...
- Yeah.
- Now I don't wanna cry,
and then, um...
So then... it was so weird,
he goes, "Your mom said that,
'thank you for being a better
mom than she was.'"
- No way.
- Yeah, it was so weird.
- No way.
- So, anyway, and then I burst
into tears in front of him.
I was like, "Oh, my God,
this is so embarrassing."
Hearing that my mom says
"I know you're a good mom."
[sniffles]
And, um... [sniffles]
Sort of acknowledging mistakes
that maybe she made
just... really...
got to me.
I have friends
that will say to me,
"I feel bad to complain
about my mom to you
because you don't have
your mom."
But I'm like, "Hello," we all...
I mean, I used to clash
with my mom.
My mom was so strong
and had a really bad temper.
- Everybody clashes
with their mother.
No one can get under your skin
quite like your mother.
- Oh, no, my mom
loved us more than anything.
It's all she cared about.
She worshiped us, but sh...
She made a lot of mistakes,
you know?
And...
- All moms make mistakes, babe.
- You know, like, sometimes...
you know, Kim'll mention
something and I'm like,
"I only remember
the good stuff."
There was a lot of pressure
on us to be perfect.
To get that job, you know?
She did and said things
she probably regrets
and we all make mistakes.
And then so when he said that
I felt like...
I felt bad. Like, I feel like,
"Oh, my God," you know?
- You shouldn't be, baby.
- But how we were
were with, you know,
with our parents
and how they treated us
affects how we are
as parents ourselves.
- But the way that my mother
treated me is often times
carries the way that I
treat other women
or I'm very, you know, distant
because it's a hard thing
for me to trust.
Because I'm so
waiting for someone
to disappoint me,
for someone to, you know...
- Critique you.
- Critique me or... Yeah.
Do I have a wall up?
I got my eyes open.
Thank you for listening, baby.
- Are you kidding me?
Sitting here in the park crying.
[laugh]
- All right, let's get a drink.
I'm outta here.
- Coming up...
- Why?
- You don't talk enough.
- I say important sh...,
you say too much boring sh...
[upbeat music]
- It's so stunning.
- Oh, wow...
- It's really just...
- Just like on the edge
of the Earth.
- Unbelievable.
- Hello.
Welcome to Fujiyama Mama.
Both: Hi! - How are you?
I think the lady
would love some ice green tea.
- I'll get that to you.
- Cheers. Thank you.
Oh, jeez. - Cheers.
- I still feel unsettled
after my talk with Dorit
this morning
where she's saying
"I've never said anything"...
Drugs, this, that... nothing.
And part of me
just doesn't believe it.
Eileen and Dorit,
they came by my room today
and... well, it was
really interesting,
because I have
sixth sense about me,
and I tend to spin on them...
- Okay.
- I think about them.
- Right.
- They're not always right.
- Okay.
But there's something
that must be...
- But there's something...
- In the realm of...
- That is poking at me.
- Right. Right.
- So ever since...
our night at your house,
my sixth sense is someone
taking what went down
at your house
and turning it into me being
a drug addict.
Just sharin' that.
- A drug addict?
- Or... whatever.
I have a problem.
I have an issue.
I know this group well enough...
- [snaps] Sorry. Go on.
Something just...
I remembered something.
Look, you gave me
the chills again.
- I was asked...
- [laughing]
See? Okay, tell me.
Who asked you?
- Who do you think?
- Dorit?
- I knew it!
- And I didn't even
remember till just now.
Dorit came to me and asked
if Lisa Rinna
had a pill problem.
I said no.
And so when Rinna's really
sitting across the table from me
saying, "I don't remember
any of this..."
- Well, do you think
that it's...
like... induced...
in some way?
- No. I don't know.
All I know is how I feel.
- I have a feeling
she's talked to
everybody else about it but me.
- So then you need
to go to the source.
- I did!
What a f... ing pussy she is!
She is a pussy with a capital P.
- [stammers] I...
- [laughs]
[upbeat Eastern music]
- Let's do glam.
We're doing glam.
This look is major.
- Yeah, very much so.
- This is like totally inspired
when we were in Manila.
I love this dark eye, Preston.
Anyway, what are you guys
doing tonight?
- We're going on a boat.
- Mm.
Hos on a boat.
- One of these little junk boats
they call it around here.
- A junk boat?
- I already did that...
- You are way too glamorous
for a junk boat.
- Well, I already did it
like a hundred years ago.
- Right.
- Ooh!
- And, um, it was not
comfortable
by any stretch
of the imagination.
The last time, you know,
I was here...
Tom and I were here right after
it had changed back
to Chinese hands
a while back. We've been here
a couple times, actually.
- Yeah.
You and Tom have
traveled everywhere.
- Everywhere, just about.
But there's a couple places
I still need to go.
- When we first met...
- Yes?
- You guys were always
going on the French Riviera,
on yachting, this...
- Yeah, well...
- Things are busy.
- Now we're busy, so...
- Yeah.
- With you and you and you!
- And you!
[line ringing]
- Hello.
- Mrs. Umansky.
- We're going on the junk boat,
so are you getting ready?
- It's a junk boat.
- Just put your old junk on...
[both laughing]
- Yeah. Hurry up.
- Okay.
- Hey, hos.
- Hi.
- Hi!
Wow, that staircase
is just meant for you, girl.
[overlapping greetings]
Wow! Everybody's so dressed!
My God!
- Ah! Look at this one
with the wig.
Who is that lady?
- Oh, this isn't a contest
in who's the most fabulous.
I win all the time.
Everybody knows that.
- Hello!
- Hey, pretty.
- Oh, hello!
- Hey.
- So let's go!
- This is a cool boat.
- Hello! How are you?
Look at how cool this is.
- Hello.
How are you this evening?
- Thank you so, so much.
I got it! [overlapping chatter]
- Oh, Kyle!
- Thank you. God!
I am a world away
from Los Angeles.
I love this!
This is fantastico!
This beautiful city
with the lights,
we're on the water
in an antique boat.
[laughs] About to go under.
But the skyline is incredible.
- Wow. We're in Hong Kong!
- I know!
- Aah!
- We're in Hong Kong.
[overlapping chatter]
- Hong-ah Kong-ah.
- Cheers, everybody.
All: Cheers.
- Welcome to Hong Kong.
- Aah!
[overlapping chatter]
- Yes.
- Thank you for having us.
- Look at that helicopter.
It looks like it's about to
fly into the building.
- Is it landing
on top of that building?
- We got a helipad
and we decided
we'd land our helicopter
on top of it.
- What's on your mind?
- Mine?
- Yeah.
- Not a lot, really.
Anybody else got anything
they want to voice?
- I do.
[tense music]
Rinna raised something
with me today,
and I just wanna make sure
it's clear.
She said to me that
someone had said to her
that I was alluding to the fact
that she had a drug problem.
Not only was that never said,
but particul...
I mean, in this group,
I'd just like to know
who actually... told her that.
[dramatic music]
- Nobody here told me that,
just so you know.
♪ ♪
- But you did say
that someone did.
- Yes, I did, and I said
I had a sixth sense
that that would
turn into something.
And I was right.
And I asked you about it today,
and you denied it.
- I didn't say
that you had a drug problem.
- What was that conversation
in Mexico about?
- Okay, so if you're talking
about a conversation
that happened in Mexico,
then it was told to you.
So isn't it sort of just easier
for us to kind of
put on the table?
- Nobody told me.
- Well, that seems weird.
- Was any of that
brought up, Kyle?
- To be honest, I don't even
remember the conversation
at table in Mexico.
- I don't actually
remember either.
- That night, if you remember,
we were having
a rip-roaring laugh.
- So I was really surprised
that that would come out of it.
- But you're talking out of
two sides of your mouth.
- Not really... I'm talking...
- You're surprised,
but yet you had a sixth sense.
But which is it?
[dramatic musical flourish]
- You're talking out of
two sides of your mouth.
- Not really... I'm talking...
- You're surprised,
but yet you had a sixth sense.
But which is it?
[tense music]
- If you wanna pipe in...
- So then today
when she was telling me
what you guys had spoken about,
it came to me
when I was at your house,
you asked me if I thought
that Rinna had a problem
with pills.
- I asked you...
I said do you think
Rinna has a problem with pills?
I don't remember that.
- Why would you ask Eden,
"Do you think Lisa has
a problem with Xanax"?
- I don't remember saying,
"Do you think Lisa
has a problem with Xanax?"
- I think Rinna's being
slightly paranoid?
But paranoia can be...
because of a lot of pills.
[laughs]
- Maybe I said, "Why?
Do you think she has a problem?"
- Well, clearly, if you
have to ask that question,
you had the thought.
But just be honest about it!
- Lisa! For crying out loud!
- I really don't think
I said that to Eden
because I wasn't ever
thinking in my mind
that Lisa Rinna actually
did have a pill problem.
- Just be honest.
- I'm not not being honest!
I've nothing to hide,
to gain... none of those things.
- Okay.
- I'm being 100% forthright.
- Okay.
- Nothing in Mexico was said
that you have a problem.
I never thought you did,
and it's just unfair.
I just think it's really unfair,
and I'd like to...
- Well, I agree.
I wanna make sure that it's not.
- You had a sixth sense
about specifically Mexico.
Lisa, you know that
that doesn't sound...
100% kosher.
- Of course I don't have
a sixth sense.
Are you kidding? Seriously,
it doesn't matter
how I found out.
What's important here
is that Dorit is talking
behind my back.
And for the record, I don't
have a problem with Xanax.
You f... ing idiot! Xanax?
I mean, hello!
Was there a serious tone
in Mexico?
Somebody's gotta
be honest about it.
- I do remember hearing
about the smoothie and all that.
- But did you take it like
I said it negatively?
- I assumed you were joking.
In Punta Mita,
it didn't come across
like Dorit was carrying,
you know,
vicious stories
about Lisa Rinna.
- I was at Eden's house,
Lisa Rinna, Eden, and I,
and we sort of bonded
over Xanax and smoothies.
And Lisa Rinna
literally went into her purse.
She took out a Ziploc bag
of all these pills.
- Oh, that's a joke, right?
- We had a great time.
We had a lotta laughs.
- It wasn't like how Lisa
Rinna's saying right now at all.
- Somebody's gotta be
honest about it.
- No, there was a conversation
at the table.
You were sitting across
from me and you were like,
well, she does have
this bag of pills.
And we were talking about
Xanax smoothies.
- If anything, that was
probably in your defense.
It certainly wasn't like,
"She's a drug addict."
- I do remember you saying that.
I mean, I remember
that being there.
- I just remember
very breezingly...
- And that's probably
why she had...
"Maybe perhaps that's why she
reacts the way she does,"
or something like that.
- You're saying she reacts that
way because she's doing pills.
- Is that what I said?
- Well, it implies that.
- But did... Did I say...
In any way, shape, or form,
did I not say, like,
"Oh, we had a great laugh"?
- You were saying,
you know, well, we did have
a good time together,
and she was joking
about a Xanax smoothie, and she
does have this bag of pills.
You did say we had a great time.
- Exactly.
And it was a really funny
moment, and...
- No, but you could say
something like, you know,
"Perhaps
that's one of the reasons
why she is the way she is."
- Did I say that, Erika?
- I don't remember you
saying that,
but you kind of alluded to that.
- Well, you can't put words in
someone's mouth and say, well...
- No, I didn't put words
in anybody's mouth.
- No, you did, actually.
- I don't know why Dorit
brought up the Xanax in Mexico,
but I wouldn't wanna pick
a fight on this boat right now.
You ain't seen that yet, honey.
But Dorit,
if you didn't feel like
the pills or the Xanax
smoothies or whatever
was possibly part of
her behavior,
why would you bring it up
to us at the table?
- I don't remember
saying it like that.
- So you don't
remember it either!
- No, I don't remember
saying it like that.
- Listen to my question.
- Go on, Erika.
- If you didn't think that
it was part of the behavior,
why bring it up? We were
talking about her behavior.
- I don't remember that being
the focus of conversation.
- You're sure that
that's the conversation
and I alluded to the...
- No, let me finish.
Let me finish, Dorit.
You talk a lot.
[tense music]
We were talking about...
- You don't talk enough.
- I say important sh...
You say too much boring sh...
- This is between
Lisa Rinna and I.
Why are you even chiming in?
- Dorit, what is
your issue with me?
Get it out right now.
- What is your issue with me?
- I have no issue with you.
I've been nothing...
- Are you sure, Erika?
- Yeah, I promise.
You know, I've taken her
sh... for a long time,
and so, you know,
you finally have to
say how you feel.
I guess this is the right time.
- You're the only one
in this group
that I haven't managed
to somehow connect with.
- Because I don't like
bullsh..., Dorit,
and that's what I think you are.
- Oh! Then why don't you
just f... ing say it?
- I just did.
- Halle-f... ing-lujah.
[dramatic musical sting]
- Next time on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- Don't f... ing threaten me.
You know what...
- Don't you ever get
in my face, Lisa.
- Dorit, f... off. F... off.
Whoa! - Whoo!
- That's a little bit freaky.
- Oh, my God!
- I don't like this.
- Aah!
- Whoa!
- Well, here it is. Look.
♪ ♪
- Gorgeous.
Stunning. Awe-inspiring.
Oh, I have Zen in my life
right this second... absolutely.
- You don't know what
I deal with every night.
- Clearly, the ice queen
is kind of melting.
- [sobs] [Lisa murmurs]
[dramatic music]
- To learn more about
the "Housewives"
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- What's going on in Hong Kong?
- You know I've got this
dog sanctuary over there
and I'm doing a documentary
trying to stop Yulin.
- Would you like to go
to Hong Kong with us?
- Wow!
- Why don't we invite
the whole bloody shop?
There's so many things that I'm
emotionally kinda drained from.
I just can't put
the energy into this.
- So you'd like me to go
to Hong Kong it sounds like.
- Well, I want you to come
and I want to go back
to where we were when we were
looking for ponies.
- I went
to Eden Sassoon's house,
all of a sudden Rinna goes,
"In my smoothies
I just pop a Xanax."
- Are you sure
she wants that broadcast?
- It's very difficult to sort of
engage with you.
- I'm guarded and controlled,
but... that's just who I am.
- You didn't cry
when you were a kid, either.
- Nope.
Being raised like that,
I have very little patience
for crybabies.
It makes me not like them.
- I know who you are.
- [laughs]
- The sweetest girl
in the whole, wide world.
- Thank you, Mommy.
[upbeat music]
- The crown is heavy, darlings,
so just leave it
where it belongs.
♪ ♪
- I may be two people,
but I'm not two-faced.
♪ ♪
- My advice to you:
don't hustle the hustler.
♪ ♪
- I speak no evil,
but I see and hear everything.
♪ ♪
- When you've
traveled the world,
you can speak
in any accent you want.
♪ ♪
- I'm an expert on luxury,
and I can always spot a fake.
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- When I go away,
he's gonna be so depressed.
You won't even notice I'm gone,
but he's gonna be like...
Come on, Shnook.
Schnooky, come here.
Okay, okay, okay. Okay.
- Harrison!
- Okay.
You're gonna be a good boy
while Mommy's gone.
Yes?
I'm gonna take
three bags, right?
- Is that all?
- Listen...
- How long you going for?
Three days?
- No, I'm going for five days.
- Is that a bag per day?
- Erika takes four
bloody people,
you should be grateful
I'm only taking three bags.
Alexander McQueen in Hong Kong.
I haven't been to Hong Kong
for like 18 years.
Last time I was there,
it was a vacation
and this time
it's all about the dogs.
Where you gonna sleep at night?
- Well,
I've got three beds here.
- Who you gonna sleep with?
- Maybe five of these
or three of these.
I'll be fine, yeah.
- You'll be asleep all night
snoring your bloody head off
without somebody kicking you
in the back.
- [laughs]
♪ ♪
- Are you ready to pack
for this trip?
- Let's get it done, boo.
- Okay.
- Ugh, tons of options.
How was Atlanta? - Emotional.
- You literally just got back.
- Yeah.
I'm always
ready for a good trip.
I'm travelling across
the Pacific Ocean
to another time zone,
to another country,
I expect to have fun.
- Oh, well, hello.
- [screams]
- Hi! How are you?
- Oh, my God!
My Georgia friends. - Whoo,
barely recovered from that.
- Honey, I can't thank you
enough, like...
- So ready for this.
- You don't know. [laughter]
All right, Hong Kong.
- So while you were gone,
Dani Michelle put together
our fashion look book...
- Love this.
- Per usual.
- Ooh, that's a good one.
- Asian glamour.
- Yes.
- Slouchy.
- Prints, colors. This is life.
KENZO, animal print, tigress.
- Dying.
- This needs a moment.
- That's insane.
- A hair god, a beatdown...
- With her little slip
underneath.
She's very shady, but...
- This could be...
Actually the first night.
You know, I'm sure
you'll have cocktails.
- Oh, right.
- Yeah, easy.
- And it's gorgeous, right?
- Look at me.
It's sa... It's sassy.
- Gorgeous.
- I wear this, right?
With this dress underneath.
Which is sexy
with a nice choker.
It's a great Hong Kong evening.
So I'm going with
all of my new friends
and I'm sure they'll wanna do
like some sightseeing.
It figures that I'm...
Agreed to go to Hong Kong
which is the one place on Earth
that I've been
1,000 times?
Used to go back and forth
to Hong Kong
when I worked for this
Italian swimwear company
and during
a manufacturing season,
I used to go every six weeks
and that was over
and eight-year period.
Great, great, great,
amazing city.
Hold on.
Let me just think about this.
What shoe I could do.
♪ ♪
- Lola, I have to show
you something.
Do you like these?
Should I take them to Chi...
[laughs]
You like 'em?
I think so.
Let's say that's a yes.
Do you like these? [laughs]
They're pretty, right?
[laughs]
Those are new. Don't tell Harry.
[laughs] Oh, my God.
It really does
come to this sometimes.
It's just you and me.
I'm going to Hong Kong
just for a couple of days
because I have to get to QVC,
but I will go
and support my friend
and her charity
that is for sure.
'Cause that's
the kinda girl I am.
What am I missing?
What am I missing?
You know that I'm going
to China for the dogs.
I'm going for your people.
[laughs]
No, come back! [laughing]
Lola, come back.
I'm not done with you.
I have to show you something.
Lola! Where'd you go?
Lola?
♪ ♪
- That's Dorit. [dogs barking]
You're looking pretty
freaking gorgeous!
- Hi, darling.
Uh-oh. Are you ready?
- Come on, Ja... I'm ready.
- I love the shoes.
- Hi. Could you help us
with the bags, please?
- Yeah, put those in the front.
- Oh, my God, thanks for being
so considerate... - No, I swear!
- And leaving me some space.
- He put mine in first.
It's just unfair. - [laughs]
- I've got three suitcases.
I need the big one
for my make up,
the second biggest one
for my underwear,
and the third one
for a few things
I might want to change into.
Don't judge me.
Bye. I love you.
I love you, Gig.
I love you,
you little sex monster.
I love you.
[smooches, murmurs] - Bye, baby.
- All right.
Oh, sorry, I forgot about you.
- [laughs]
- I kinda love you, too.
[smooches] - Come on. Schnooky!
- No, Schnooky. Schnooky.
- Schnooky, come on.
Schnooky. - Schnooky, I know.
Oh, he's crying! - Aww.
- They don't understand
why I'm leaving them.
Ken's fine,
but poor little boys.
Oh, my God, I miss them already.
Turn around.
♪ ♪
- Hello.
- Hi, beautiful.
- Look how pretty this is.
- Oh, my God obsessed.
- [gasps]
You have some nice sh..., lady.
- Well, hello.
- Hello, Kyle.
- Uh, that's pretty
and so is this.
Don't think
I'm not noticing everything.
I'm like the homeless child
of the trip.
- I always fancy a bloody Mary.
I always think,
"When I get on a plane"...
I don't care what time it is,
I legitimately,
"I'm allowed to order
a bloody Mary."
- 15 hour flight.
You have to take something.
- Hopefully we're sitting
next to each other.
- But if we're not...
who'd you think
I'd be sitting next to?
- Well, if you sit me
next to Eileen,
then I won't need
a sleeping pill.
[both laugh]
- Eileen! Oh, look at everybody!
So cute! - Look at that.
- Hi, sexy.
- Look how sexy you are!
- Hi, Eden.
- Hi, beautiful.
How are you?
- We haven't seen each other
in so long. - I know.
- I love these.
- Aren't these cute?
- If you sit me next to
Kyle then I'll probably
get in trouble. - Yup.
- Erika? I like Erika.
Maybe I should be good
sitting next to her
because maybe I could really,
you know, get in there.
- Yeah, I doubt it.
- Hong Kong, bitches.
[all exclaim]
[overlapping chatter]
- I don't know what
these hos are thinking,
but 15 hours is a long
f... ing time in a little skirt.
That's why I'm wearing
a sweat suit,
'cause I know the real deal.
It's time to go to bed. - Ready?
- What about Lisa Vanderpump?
- Yeah, what about Dorit
and Lisa Vanderpump?
- Whatever.
They're on their own.
- I think if I sit next
to Erika,
I will feel like I'm flying
on my own.
I find her a bit cold.
She's never given me
any indication that it's me.
She's always sort of said,
"This is the way I am"
and, you know, to each his own.
- I remember PK saying,
"Yeah, but some of us
haven't got a while." [laughs]
- Yeah. Yeah.
♪ ♪
- Look, there's Kyle. Hi, Kyle!
- Oh, hello.
It's our first hour.
First of 15.
- That's all?
It's only been an hour?
- What are you doing?
- Oh, just, you know,
checking on everybody.
- I hate you right now.
- [murmurs]
we're half-way through.
- I know,
we're half-way through.
- All these people that
come with us,
they're just a bundle of fun.
- I take a sleeping pill
and I knock myself out.
I was passing 'em out
like candy.
[laughs] That's all I'm saying.
- Erika apparently
is still sleeping.
- How is it that all
these bitches are sleeping
and I'm the only one
that's awake?
I think I'm the only one
that didn't sleep.
♪ ♪
- Coming up...
- I can't believe
we're in Hong Kong.
- This is exciting!
- Ah.
- Wow.
- [screams]
- Someone had said to Rinna
that I was alluding
to the fact that she had
a drug problem.
I'd just like to know
who told her that.
[dramatic music]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I can't believe
we're in Hong Kong!
- Lisa!
- Oh, my God.
[cheers] I've never been.
- You haven't either?
- No, it's my first time.
- It is such a vibrant city.
I'm happy and thrilled
to finally arrive.
- We're going out for drinks
tonight, right?
- Are we going out of the hotel?
- No, I think it's in the hotel.
♪ ♪
- That's the Hong Kong Park
in front.
Just next to that is our hotel.
- Here we are. This is it.
♪ ♪
- This is beautiful!
- Thank you.
- Nice.
- Welcome to
Island Shangri-La, Hong Kong.
I'm Michel. Hotel Manager.
Absolute pleasure.
- Thank you.
- Great to have you.
- Hello.
- All of you welcome.
Let me show you
where to check-in.
- This is an amazing hotel.
Huge lobby and I'm gonna love
every minute of this.
- Okay, girls,
we're gonna go get ready
and we'll meet down
in a little bit?
- Bye. See you for drinks.
- I'm in the Presidential Suite.
- Of course you are.
What? Are you having me up?
- Oh, this is cute.
- Ah, it's cute.
- Oh, my God.
Both: Look at the view!
- Oh, my gosh, look at this.
- Oh, pretty.
- We just prepared this
[native language] just for you.
- Wow. Just for me?
- Yeah.
- Are you telling me
none of my girlfriends
have the same?
Is that what you're telling me?
♪ ♪
- I actually feel not too bad.
A little bit tired.
- This way.
- Thank you.
♪ ♪
- Well, hello.
My glam squad's here per usual.
It costs a lot of money
to bring them here,
but it's worth it.
We have about six looks.
My first one being
my victory rolls
from the '40s.
You know, little throwback.
- What's the Chinese custom?
- I know! It's like...
- To burp after a meal?
- Oh, really?
Lovely. - Hello, Erika.
- Va va voom.
- Can I sit here?
- Rita Hayworth?
- Are you sitting next to me?
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- What does that mean?
You're already starting in?
We just got here. - Oh, I know.
- I can't read this girl.
The sweeter and nicer I am,
or the harder I try,
it's like this stone cold wall.
- You look gorgeous.
- Thank you. I appreciate that.
- Hey, Kyle.
- Hello.
Hi, ladies.
[overlapping greetings]
- You look cute. How are you?
- Oh, my gosh, hello.
You look like a movie star.
- How are you feeling?
Thank you.
- I mean, that's gorgeous.
- Share the same type of humor.
- Hi.
- Hello, Rinna.
- How are you?
- Hi, guys.
- Hello, red.
- Hi, everybody.
- Hi, baby, you look gorgeous.
- Thank you so much. So do you.
- Wait, who are we missing?
Both: Eden.
- You can't start the party
without me.
Oh, how are you doing?
- How's everybody's rooms? Good?
- Oh, amazing.
- Beautiful.
- I have a beautiful view.
- You do?
- I have a beautiful view.
- No.
- Yes, you were hoping
I was in the basement?
- Yeah, in the bowels there.
- [laughs]
- Erika, do you go to bed
like this sometimes?
- Are you insane? No.
- No because it's fabulous!
- Thanks.
- If you were my lady
I'd be like... [snaps fingers]
Erika's in her pajamas
and they're silk and sexy
and I am not lesbian, but...
sometimes I wish I was.
- I am a free spirit.
I do what I want
and so I'm meeting London.
Have we heard about London?
- London? No.
- London...
- I think you've heard
about him, that's his nickname.
Look at him. Look at him.
Look at him. Oh, my God.
- Are you freaking kidding me?
He's got "f... me"
written all over him.
- He's gonna get f... ed.
- She met somebody online
and they've been talking,
but she's never met him
and she said it's her
kindred spirit.
- And now we're meeting
in New York.
I am treating him to New York.
- Oh.
- That is a no-no.
- Who wouldn't take
a free ticket to New York
to have sex with a pretty woman?
- Exactly.
- I mean, W-T-F?
Why is she actually importing
somebody?
I mean, has she been through
everybody else in America?
What we don't understand is why
you're booking one room
and you haven't met him.
- Why am I gonna stay
in another room?
That goes against
all of my rules.
- What? What are your "rules"?
- I'm gonna be half naked.
I'm gonna be in the bed.
- No!
- No. No, no, no, no, no.
- Who does that?
- Honey!
You cannot be waiting in the bed
half naked when you haven't
even met him.
- I mean, he could be crazy.
- What if he's not?
- What if he is?
- I could be strangled
and dead...
- [gasps]
- But I truly believe he's not!
Look, he could kill me,
you're absolutely right,
but guess what,
I could kill him.
- Well, that's a stretch.
- Wait a minute...
- I haven't thought of that,
but okay.
- Okay, enough beating up
on Eden.
We've already put in
our two cents.
- So tomorrow I'm going to do
my documentary.
- What does it entail?
- Well, I'm just gonna sit there
and talk about the documentary.
There will be a lot of images
and some of it's obviously
a little graphic
because it's about the slaughter
and the torture of dogs.
So if anybody wants
to come with me,
do come,
but I'm not saying you should.
It might be
a little bit depressing.
- Unless you want me to go,
Erika and I talked about
maybe going sightseeing
a little bit...
- When? all: Tomorrow.
- And we're going to
some high mountain
or some high something.
- I am so excited.
- I've seen a lot of the videos
with the torturous
Yulin Dog Festival.
It is so painful to watch.
I honestly can't see it anymore.
- I think everyone should
kinda do their thing.
I'm very happy to go, you know,
and I'll go on behalf of
all the other girls
because I really feel like
we have all flown 15 hours.
Everybody is here to support you
and what you're doing
because it's incredible
what you're doing.
- It's been a yea... Ugh.
- We're here to support you.
- Okay, stop. I'm not gonna cry.
- I feel for Lisa Vanderpump
when I see her this way.
I had five dogs at one time.
All rescues.
And I'm just willing to listen
and maybe...
see her in a different light.
- Thank you for having us
in China.
[overlapping thank yous]
May I have another,
um, tequila, please?
♪ ♪
- Ooh, it's heavy.
[knocks on door]
- Hello!
- You have a chocolate tower.
- My chocolate tower.
I'm trying to figure out
how to break it open.
- Let's just eat it.
Should we just do it?
Or do you wanna keep it
like that?
I mean, I have one, too,
so I can give you mine.
- Oh! There's a cleaner coming.
- This is just like in Dubai.
- This is magic.
- Oh, this is what
my room looks like.
I got out of the shower today
and there was a diver.
- [laughs] That's great.
- Holy majoly!
Like what if you were naked?
- We could be.
- That is a scary job.
- Should we just flash him?
- [gasps]
That is a scary job right there.
Come in!
Hello, Dorit. - [groans]
- I know. [all groan]
I thought keep it casual.
- Hi.
- I'm going to LVP's, um...
- Oh, that's right,
you're not walking.
- Documentary thing.
- I have to go walk.
I'm going to Victoria Peak
with Eden.
- Hi, guys.
- Hi. Welcome.
- Thank you.
- How'd you sleep?
- Hello.
- I didn't really. Hi.
- You didn't?
- By the way I'm actually
entertaining the thought
of going along with you
and Lisa Vanderpump.
- Beautiful.
- And I know because of
our history it might be strange,
but I did go to her Yulin march,
and we're basically here
for that.
- Right.
- I'm surprised
that Eileen is... is going
to be with Vanderpump.
You don't know.
Vanderpump holds on.
She could jab, but Eileen
is doing the right thing
because it really is
about the charity.
- I'm gonna do it.
- All right, good.
- I think she'll feel good
about it.
- I think it'll be nice.
- 'Cause I can go
to the park tomorrow.
I'm not gonna go to the
high place that you're going.
- Eden decided to come with me
so we're gonna go to
the highest peak in Hong Kong.
With Eden, you know,
I'm not gonna hold a grudge,
but I'm also aware
of what's gone on.
- Rinna said to me that Kim
is on the path to destruction.
- How could she say that?
- The fact that you went
to Vanderpump
is a real problem for me
because you went behind my back.
And so there's an awareness,
but yet...
I'll always give you
a second chance.
- You know what?
I'm gonna go leave
and get dressed.
- Go get dressed.
All right, and we'll see...
Shall I see you downstairs?
- I'll be downstairs.
- Okay.
- Hello?
- Hello.
- Hi.
- Just save me from myself.
I was just about to start
the cookies.
- Don't do that.
Save them for me.
[laughs] - How are you?
- I'm good. How are you?
- Good.
- What's going on?
- Every time I try and talk
about this...
Even last night,
tears just rolled down my face
and so, to me,
my main objective today
is just to try and do
what I'm supposed to do
without falling apart
like a blubbering idiot.
- I know. Who knew
you even knew how to cry?
- I know.
- I mean, I don't know if it's
a British thing or a Lisa thing,
but she's always very
much like, you know...
[British accent]
Stiff upper lip and all that.
[normal] Though to see
a little tear,
I feel bad,
but that's kinda nice.
Well, I'm gonna gonna go
do some sightseeing.
I woke up I was like,
"Oh, this is so beautiful here."
- It's so incredible.
- I wasn't expecting...
I don't know, I don't know
what I was expecting,
but it is so beautiful.
[phone rings]
This is a... - Ooh, who is it?
- Vanderpump residence.
- Hi.
- Presidential sweet.
- [laughs]
- Who is it?
- Eileen calling. Who's this?
- Oh, it's Eileen!
- Hi, Lisa and Kyle.
Both: Hi.
- Eileen?
- Coming up...
- Yes.
- 'Cause I had heard something
about maybe you took
my bag of pills
as I have a problem.
- I really do feel
like you need to tell me
who told you that.
- Who is it?
- Eileen calling. Who's this?
- Oh, it's Eileen.
- Hi, Lisa and Kyle.
- Hi. How are you?
- Hi.
- Um, I was thinking
after everything you said
last night that I might
join you today
since you made
an open invitation.
However, I know that this is
a very personal experience
for you
and I don't want to do anything
that makes you feel
uncomfortable.
I mean, this is
the reason why I'm here.
It's because of this passionate
cause of yours.
- Do you know what, Eileen?
I really appreciate that
because we haven't had
the best time together
and now I think
things have taken a turn
so yes, come.
- Okay, when are we going?
- Like in five minutes.
- Okay.
I'll see you downstairs.
Okay, bye, Kyle.
- Bye.
- Bye.
- Have fun shopping while we're
doing something that matters.
- I am holding down
the fort at Chanel, Eileen.
- [laughs] Bye.
- Don't judge.
[slams phone down] - [laughs]
- Well, it was a really nice
conversation until
she threw that one at you.
[both laughing]
I'm surprised about her.
Like... - I know, that was nice.
- Yeah.
- I told you she was nice.
- Well, she hasn't been
in the past,
so it doesn't... Yeah.
- Well, yeah.
- But she's being nicer.
- Maybe to you...
You guys both think that
about each other...
- Yeah.
- But she's a nice person.
- But it's changed.
♪ ♪
- I have to ask you a question.
- Yes, baby?
- I want to make something
very clear with you...
- Yes.
- 'Cause I had heard something
about maybe that night
at Eden's house
with our... my bag of pills...
- Yeah.
- I have not put alcohol
in a smoothie,
but I have thrown a Xanax in.
This is what I carry around
right now.
[laughing] - Oh... my...
Are you... No.
- I've heard some things
that maybe you took it
as I have a problem.
I want to make sure
you're very clear
that that was a joke.
- What?
Where is this coming from?
Lisa, I will always be honest
and if you remember,
we bonded over that moment.
- It was
the funniest moment ever.
- It was so funny
and it really stayed with me
and I'm sure
I had the conversation
and when I did, I would say,
"It was the funniest moment."
- I'm bringing this up
to Dorit now
because Dorit, Eileen,
and I had promised
that if we had any issues
we would bring them up.
We would talk about them.
- How about if we just
try to set the reset button?
- If we have a problem,
come to each other.
- Yes!
I never insinuated that you're
a drug addict.
Who told you that?
- I don't wanna say who told me,
but it was in a conversation
you guys had in Mexico
before I got there.
So there was some
dinner conversation.
There were some things
being said that
I have an issue.
- So Lisa Rinna says,
"I like to pop a Xanax
in my smoothie."
And we're like, "What?"
I said, "Oh, my God,
you're joking?"
- My question to you is,
were you clean about it?
Did you say,
"This was so funny"?
Or did you go,
"Hm, there might be a problem"?
- No, I wouldn't have said
"there might be a problem."
I would say
"it was the funniest moment."
But I really do feel
like you need to tell me
who told you that.
And I would like,
at the very least,
to confront the person.
- It's just... It's something
that I-I got an idea of
really myself.
- No, you said
somebody told you.
- Nobody told me.
It's a sense that I'm getting.
It's a sixth sense that I have.
- Okay, Lisa, you don't say
you've heard something
very specific
and then suddenly... when asked,
"Who actually said that to you?"
It's your sixth sense.
That doesn't make any sense
whatsoever.
- I'm the one who brought it up.
Nobody negated it.
Let's put it that way.
- But why have you not
said anything since Mexico then?
- Um, because I'm just
sensing it now.
I'm just figuring it out.
I haven't seen you also.
- No, I've seen you quite a bit.
I've seen you.
- Well, who were you with
that night
and whoever you were with
that night,
you should go to them
and ask them
if any conversation was done
to where it made me seem like
anything other than
us just having
a f... ing awesomely fun time.
- Right.
- If you didn't take it
and twist it, I'm all for it.
- All right.
- Anyway, off my chest.
I feel so much better.
So there we go.
♪ ♪
- I'm so glad we came here.
- Me, too, this is beautiful.
Perfect selfie.
- Let's get a selfie.
- Hey.
- I like walking around
a new city that I've never
been to before.
I like to see
the way other people live.
I mean, you're not gonna walk
into a park in Beverly Hills
and see, like,
millions of turtles like this.
So pretty. Really gorgeous.
- This is a very lush park.
It's really special
and I think it's like, um,
feng shui. I feel good about it.
- Excuse me.
- Would you take a picture
for us? - Thank you so much.
- Okay, thank you.
- Come on.
[screams]
- Oh, my God I love this.
♪ ♪
both: Thank you.
♪ ♪
- I love heights.
[overlapping chatter]
I do. I love... I love heights.
- We're gonna be yelling.
♪ ♪
- Don't know quite
what to expect.
I just heard that it's
the highest point in Hong Kong.
- What... I mean, have you been
to the top of the mountain
in other places? - Well, skiing.
- We're in Hong Kong.
This is exciting.
Let's live.
♪ ♪
- Yeah!
- Here?
- Oh, this is so cute.
I love these little
wooden seats.
Love it!
Oh, this is cool.
- Yeah.
Oh, my God! - Look at this.
- Woot woot.
- Wait, wait, come here.
♪ ♪
- Ah.
- Wow.
This is my first time
to Hong Kong
and I think it's so
three-dimensional
being so high up.
The juxtaposition of the city
and the skyscrapers
with the harbor.
It's just magnificent.
There we are.
Oh, my hair is doing something...
- Your hair is fabulous.
- Oh, well.
- Okay, let's go get a tea.
- An iced tea?
- Yeah. Boba.
I'd like a boba. - A green boba.
- Yeah.
- That's fun.
- Coming up...
- Now you're gonna make me cry.
- No, no, I don't mean to.
- No, that's fine.
- I don't wanna cry, either.
I hate it.
[upbeat music]
- So how are you feeling
about this?
- You know, I'm just
trying not to be such a wimp
and cry every time
I talk about it.
- But it's very...
It's also very difficult
material that we're viewing,
correct?
- Yes.
♪ ♪
- Oh, I think this is it.
- Oh, good, we're here.
- This is it.
Hey. - Hi, love.
Welcome to Hong Kong.
- I know, right?
- How are you?
[overlapping chatter]
- [speaking French]
- Jean-Luc, I'm Eileen.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
- Now how often
do you come here?
- Every quarter.
- See, we started off doing
Vanderpump Pets
which was our idea together
and then somebody drew
my attention to Yulin
and I started talking
to John about it.
That was a year ago.
- Talking...
she was screaming, crying,
emailing at 3:00 in the morning.
- Rawr. That's exact it.
- "What can we do?
What can we do?"
- And then we... Yeah.
- Amazing.
Everything you have
is for a reason.
- Yeah.
- Well, and just in...
Since last October
we've had the march.
- Can you believe
I got Wilshire closed off?
- Shut down.
- [laughs]
- Been here,
we've been... gone to Congress,
finishing the editing
for the documentary,
they haven't see...
Do you want to see the trailer?
- We'd like to see it
because, you know,
it's tough,
but it is your hard work.
- Yeah.
- I'm here because I wanted to
understand more about
what she's doing
'cause I've only heard
a little bit about it,
but I just kinda wanted to
get a more intimate view
of the whole thing.
- I'm actually quite touched
that Eileen's here.
Maybe she'll have
a better understanding
of why I'm so passionate
about this cause
if she just watches the trailer.
[somber music]
Let's talk about
what dogs do for us.
Every year over 10,000 dogs
are slaughtered at Yulin.
They're stripped from
their homes and they're beaten.
- Oh, my God.
- And they're beaten
currently to increase
the adrenaline
to make the meat more tender.
- Oh, my God.
It's heartbreaking.
Can't really comprehend
how anyone...
is capable of
such unfathomable torture.
All: Stop Yulin forever!
Stop Yulin forever!
- Seeing that trailer,
it's very emotional.
♪ ♪
- It's fantastic.
- Oh, it's excellent.
- Very well done.
It's very emotional.
- It's excellent.
- It's just really ugly stuff.
- So now we're here.
Jean-Luc... We put together
like a script of like
three different acts
and then Lisa's going to be
the voice over for it.
- Anytime that you
try to make a change,
that comes from drawing
attention
and garnering momentum
and support.
And that's what we hope
to really achieve.
- Here we go.
- I have eight dogs.
I don't love them,
I worship them
and I want to educate
other people
of how incredible
these creatures are.
- That was great.
I mean, you can't finish
on a better note than that.
- Yeah.
- Right. Thank you very much.
Thank you.
- Seeing the documentary
could be the opening of a door
to... a different understanding
between Lisa Vanderpump and me.
- That wasn't an Eden hug.
That was just like one second.
- Okay.
- The bond that was severed
might have a chance
at being repaired.
- Aww. I love it.
[upbeat music]
- So beautiful.
- It's really like gold gold.
Oh, okay.
- Where do you wanna sit?
- Oh, I don't care, it's fine.
- I wanna buy some things
from here
that are, like... - Unique.
- Yeah, what are...
What are they known for?
- Jade.
- Jade?
- I bought some beautiful
jade pieces here
the last time I was here.
I mean, it was 100 years ago,
but... - Oh, I wanna do that.
- We should do that.
- Where all the shops are.
- You'll find some
really pretty stuff.
I like Kyle. People who grow up
in the business like Kyle
generally are
a bunch of assholes,
but Kyle Richards Umansky's
a cool chick.
I went home to Atlanta
to see my mom.
I mean, I was there
and I was supportive.
You know what was interesting?
We went to my grandparent's
grave site...
Which I hadn't been in a while...
- You were really close
with your grandmother.
- Very close,
but, um, my mother did something
that I was not expecting.
She apologized
for being hard on me growing up.
- Was she?
- Yeah, she was.
You know, it was like
very affectionate
and then very hard on you
so you never...
When you do that...
- Like she was critical of you?
- Very critical
and very much a disciplinarian.
It was really overwhelming
to hear that
I wasn't crazy.
She said to me,
you know, "You're a good wife,
and you're a good mom."
And then she paused
wait... And I go,
"And a good daughter?"
- Now you're gonna make me cry.
- No, no, I don't mean to.
- No, that's fine.
- I don't wanna cry, either.
I hate it, but, um...
like I said,
unexpected yet
really appreciated.
And that's really...
And you know what?
I look at her and my heart
kind of breaks for her.
You know, because I know that...
I know that she lives
a life... unrealized.
You know, a lot of her dreams
are unrealized.
She's taken that
and placed that upon me
and that's a heavy burden
and I think that's a lot
of times why she was
so hard on me.
- It's hard for a kid...
- My mom did, too.
- Yeah.
- Funny you should say that.
- That's... You know, and that's
hard for a kid to handle.
- I know.
- I didn't get to do this,
but you can. - Yeah.
- I didn't get to do this,
but you're going to.
- I'm going to that psychic
that I told you about.
- Yeah.
- So he started talking to me
about, you know...
He said, "Your mom is here."
And he said some things that
were just really interesting.
He said, "She wants you to know
that you're not responsible
for your sister Kim."
- That's a big...
- And I was like...
- Yeah.
- Now I don't wanna cry,
and then, um...
So then... it was so weird,
he goes, "Your mom said that,
'thank you for being a better
mom than she was.'"
- No way.
- Yeah, it was so weird.
- No way.
- So, anyway, and then I burst
into tears in front of him.
I was like, "Oh, my God,
this is so embarrassing."
Hearing that my mom says
"I know you're a good mom."
[sniffles]
And, um... [sniffles]
Sort of acknowledging mistakes
that maybe she made
just... really...
got to me.
I have friends
that will say to me,
"I feel bad to complain
about my mom to you
because you don't have
your mom."
But I'm like, "Hello," we all...
I mean, I used to clash
with my mom.
My mom was so strong
and had a really bad temper.
- Everybody clashes
with their mother.
No one can get under your skin
quite like your mother.
- Oh, no, my mom
loved us more than anything.
It's all she cared about.
She worshiped us, but sh...
She made a lot of mistakes,
you know?
And...
- All moms make mistakes, babe.
- You know, like, sometimes...
you know, Kim'll mention
something and I'm like,
"I only remember
the good stuff."
There was a lot of pressure
on us to be perfect.
To get that job, you know?
She did and said things
she probably regrets
and we all make mistakes.
And then so when he said that
I felt like...
I felt bad. Like, I feel like,
"Oh, my God," you know?
- You shouldn't be, baby.
- But how we were
were with, you know,
with our parents
and how they treated us
affects how we are
as parents ourselves.
- But the way that my mother
treated me is often times
carries the way that I
treat other women
or I'm very, you know, distant
because it's a hard thing
for me to trust.
Because I'm so
waiting for someone
to disappoint me,
for someone to, you know...
- Critique you.
- Critique me or... Yeah.
Do I have a wall up?
I got my eyes open.
Thank you for listening, baby.
- Are you kidding me?
Sitting here in the park crying.
[laugh]
- All right, let's get a drink.
I'm outta here.
- Coming up...
- Why?
- You don't talk enough.
- I say important sh...,
you say too much boring sh...
[upbeat music]
- It's so stunning.
- Oh, wow...
- It's really just...
- Just like on the edge
of the Earth.
- Unbelievable.
- Hello.
Welcome to Fujiyama Mama.
Both: Hi! - How are you?
I think the lady
would love some ice green tea.
- I'll get that to you.
- Cheers. Thank you.
Oh, jeez. - Cheers.
- I still feel unsettled
after my talk with Dorit
this morning
where she's saying
"I've never said anything"...
Drugs, this, that... nothing.
And part of me
just doesn't believe it.
Eileen and Dorit,
they came by my room today
and... well, it was
really interesting,
because I have
sixth sense about me,
and I tend to spin on them...
- Okay.
- I think about them.
- Right.
- They're not always right.
- Okay.
But there's something
that must be...
- But there's something...
- In the realm of...
- That is poking at me.
- Right. Right.
- So ever since...
our night at your house,
my sixth sense is someone
taking what went down
at your house
and turning it into me being
a drug addict.
Just sharin' that.
- A drug addict?
- Or... whatever.
I have a problem.
I have an issue.
I know this group well enough...
- [snaps] Sorry. Go on.
Something just...
I remembered something.
Look, you gave me
the chills again.
- I was asked...
- [laughing]
See? Okay, tell me.
Who asked you?
- Who do you think?
- Dorit?
- I knew it!
- And I didn't even
remember till just now.
Dorit came to me and asked
if Lisa Rinna
had a pill problem.
I said no.
And so when Rinna's really
sitting across the table from me
saying, "I don't remember
any of this..."
- Well, do you think
that it's...
like... induced...
in some way?
- No. I don't know.
All I know is how I feel.
- I have a feeling
she's talked to
everybody else about it but me.
- So then you need
to go to the source.
- I did!
What a f... ing pussy she is!
She is a pussy with a capital P.
- [stammers] I...
- [laughs]
[upbeat Eastern music]
- Let's do glam.
We're doing glam.
This look is major.
- Yeah, very much so.
- This is like totally inspired
when we were in Manila.
I love this dark eye, Preston.
Anyway, what are you guys
doing tonight?
- We're going on a boat.
- Mm.
Hos on a boat.
- One of these little junk boats
they call it around here.
- A junk boat?
- I already did that...
- You are way too glamorous
for a junk boat.
- Well, I already did it
like a hundred years ago.
- Right.
- Ooh!
- And, um, it was not
comfortable
by any stretch
of the imagination.
The last time, you know,
I was here...
Tom and I were here right after
it had changed back
to Chinese hands
a while back. We've been here
a couple times, actually.
- Yeah.
You and Tom have
traveled everywhere.
- Everywhere, just about.
But there's a couple places
I still need to go.
- When we first met...
- Yes?
- You guys were always
going on the French Riviera,
on yachting, this...
- Yeah, well...
- Things are busy.
- Now we're busy, so...
- Yeah.
- With you and you and you!
- And you!
[line ringing]
- Hello.
- Mrs. Umansky.
- We're going on the junk boat,
so are you getting ready?
- It's a junk boat.
- Just put your old junk on...
[both laughing]
- Yeah. Hurry up.
- Okay.
- Hey, hos.
- Hi.
- Hi!
Wow, that staircase
is just meant for you, girl.
[overlapping greetings]
Wow! Everybody's so dressed!
My God!
- Ah! Look at this one
with the wig.
Who is that lady?
- Oh, this isn't a contest
in who's the most fabulous.
I win all the time.
Everybody knows that.
- Hello!
- Hey, pretty.
- Oh, hello!
- Hey.
- So let's go!
- This is a cool boat.
- Hello! How are you?
Look at how cool this is.
- Hello.
How are you this evening?
- Thank you so, so much.
I got it! [overlapping chatter]
- Oh, Kyle!
- Thank you. God!
I am a world away
from Los Angeles.
I love this!
This is fantastico!
This beautiful city
with the lights,
we're on the water
in an antique boat.
[laughs] About to go under.
But the skyline is incredible.
- Wow. We're in Hong Kong!
- I know!
- Aah!
- We're in Hong Kong.
[overlapping chatter]
- Hong-ah Kong-ah.
- Cheers, everybody.
All: Cheers.
- Welcome to Hong Kong.
- Aah!
[overlapping chatter]
- Yes.
- Thank you for having us.
- Look at that helicopter.
It looks like it's about to
fly into the building.
- Is it landing
on top of that building?
- We got a helipad
and we decided
we'd land our helicopter
on top of it.
- What's on your mind?
- Mine?
- Yeah.
- Not a lot, really.
Anybody else got anything
they want to voice?
- I do.
[tense music]
Rinna raised something
with me today,
and I just wanna make sure
it's clear.
She said to me that
someone had said to her
that I was alluding to the fact
that she had a drug problem.
Not only was that never said,
but particul...
I mean, in this group,
I'd just like to know
who actually... told her that.
[dramatic music]
- Nobody here told me that,
just so you know.
♪ ♪
- But you did say
that someone did.
- Yes, I did, and I said
I had a sixth sense
that that would
turn into something.
And I was right.
And I asked you about it today,
and you denied it.
- I didn't say
that you had a drug problem.
- What was that conversation
in Mexico about?
- Okay, so if you're talking
about a conversation
that happened in Mexico,
then it was told to you.
So isn't it sort of just easier
for us to kind of
put on the table?
- Nobody told me.
- Well, that seems weird.
- Was any of that
brought up, Kyle?
- To be honest, I don't even
remember the conversation
at table in Mexico.
- I don't actually
remember either.
- That night, if you remember,
we were having
a rip-roaring laugh.
- So I was really surprised
that that would come out of it.
- But you're talking out of
two sides of your mouth.
- Not really... I'm talking...
- You're surprised,
but yet you had a sixth sense.
But which is it?
[dramatic musical flourish]
- You're talking out of
two sides of your mouth.
- Not really... I'm talking...
- You're surprised,
but yet you had a sixth sense.
But which is it?
[tense music]
- If you wanna pipe in...
- So then today
when she was telling me
what you guys had spoken about,
it came to me
when I was at your house,
you asked me if I thought
that Rinna had a problem
with pills.
- I asked you...
I said do you think
Rinna has a problem with pills?
I don't remember that.
- Why would you ask Eden,
"Do you think Lisa has
a problem with Xanax"?
- I don't remember saying,
"Do you think Lisa
has a problem with Xanax?"
- I think Rinna's being
slightly paranoid?
But paranoia can be...
because of a lot of pills.
[laughs]
- Maybe I said, "Why?
Do you think she has a problem?"
- Well, clearly, if you
have to ask that question,
you had the thought.
But just be honest about it!
- Lisa! For crying out loud!
- I really don't think
I said that to Eden
because I wasn't ever
thinking in my mind
that Lisa Rinna actually
did have a pill problem.
- Just be honest.
- I'm not not being honest!
I've nothing to hide,
to gain... none of those things.
- Okay.
- I'm being 100% forthright.
- Okay.
- Nothing in Mexico was said
that you have a problem.
I never thought you did,
and it's just unfair.
I just think it's really unfair,
and I'd like to...
- Well, I agree.
I wanna make sure that it's not.
- You had a sixth sense
about specifically Mexico.
Lisa, you know that
that doesn't sound...
100% kosher.
- Of course I don't have
a sixth sense.
Are you kidding? Seriously,
it doesn't matter
how I found out.
What's important here
is that Dorit is talking
behind my back.
And for the record, I don't
have a problem with Xanax.
You f... ing idiot! Xanax?
I mean, hello!
Was there a serious tone
in Mexico?
Somebody's gotta
be honest about it.
- I do remember hearing
about the smoothie and all that.
- But did you take it like
I said it negatively?
- I assumed you were joking.
In Punta Mita,
it didn't come across
like Dorit was carrying,
you know,
vicious stories
about Lisa Rinna.
- I was at Eden's house,
Lisa Rinna, Eden, and I,
and we sort of bonded
over Xanax and smoothies.
And Lisa Rinna
literally went into her purse.
She took out a Ziploc bag
of all these pills.
- Oh, that's a joke, right?
- We had a great time.
We had a lotta laughs.
- It wasn't like how Lisa
Rinna's saying right now at all.
- Somebody's gotta be
honest about it.
- No, there was a conversation
at the table.
You were sitting across
from me and you were like,
well, she does have
this bag of pills.
And we were talking about
Xanax smoothies.
- If anything, that was
probably in your defense.
It certainly wasn't like,
"She's a drug addict."
- I do remember you saying that.
I mean, I remember
that being there.
- I just remember
very breezingly...
- And that's probably
why she had...
"Maybe perhaps that's why she
reacts the way she does,"
or something like that.
- You're saying she reacts that
way because she's doing pills.
- Is that what I said?
- Well, it implies that.
- But did... Did I say...
In any way, shape, or form,
did I not say, like,
"Oh, we had a great laugh"?
- You were saying,
you know, well, we did have
a good time together,
and she was joking
about a Xanax smoothie, and she
does have this bag of pills.
You did say we had a great time.
- Exactly.
And it was a really funny
moment, and...
- No, but you could say
something like, you know,
"Perhaps
that's one of the reasons
why she is the way she is."
- Did I say that, Erika?
- I don't remember you
saying that,
but you kind of alluded to that.
- Well, you can't put words in
someone's mouth and say, well...
- No, I didn't put words
in anybody's mouth.
- No, you did, actually.
- I don't know why Dorit
brought up the Xanax in Mexico,
but I wouldn't wanna pick
a fight on this boat right now.
You ain't seen that yet, honey.
But Dorit,
if you didn't feel like
the pills or the Xanax
smoothies or whatever
was possibly part of
her behavior,
why would you bring it up
to us at the table?
- I don't remember
saying it like that.
- So you don't
remember it either!
- No, I don't remember
saying it like that.
- Listen to my question.
- Go on, Erika.
- If you didn't think that
it was part of the behavior,
why bring it up? We were
talking about her behavior.
- I don't remember that being
the focus of conversation.
- You're sure that
that's the conversation
and I alluded to the...
- No, let me finish.
Let me finish, Dorit.
You talk a lot.
[tense music]
We were talking about...
- You don't talk enough.
- I say important sh...
You say too much boring sh...
- This is between
Lisa Rinna and I.
Why are you even chiming in?
- Dorit, what is
your issue with me?
Get it out right now.
- What is your issue with me?
- I have no issue with you.
I've been nothing...
- Are you sure, Erika?
- Yeah, I promise.
You know, I've taken her
sh... for a long time,
and so, you know,
you finally have to
say how you feel.
I guess this is the right time.
- You're the only one
in this group
that I haven't managed
to somehow connect with.
- Because I don't like
bullsh..., Dorit,
and that's what I think you are.
- Oh! Then why don't you
just f... ing say it?
- I just did.
- Halle-f... ing-lujah.
[dramatic musical sting]
- Next time on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- Don't f... ing threaten me.
You know what...
- Don't you ever get
in my face, Lisa.
- Dorit, f... off. F... off.
Whoa! - Whoo!
- That's a little bit freaky.
- Oh, my God!
- I don't like this.
- Aah!
- Whoa!
- Well, here it is. Look.
♪ ♪
- Gorgeous.
Stunning. Awe-inspiring.
Oh, I have Zen in my life
right this second... absolutely.
- You don't know what
I deal with every night.
- Clearly, the ice queen
is kind of melting.
- [sobs] [Lisa murmurs]
[dramatic music]
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