The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 6, Episode 18 - Dubai Daze - full transcript
After a full day of travel, the ladies finally step outside and see what Dubai has to offer. They drive through the sand dunes, shop at the local souk market and experience a traditional Arabian Nights dinner with meat from animals they didn't consider edible. Even though Yolanda stayed in Beverly Hills, there are still lingering feelings from the Munchausen fallout, leaving some ladies to feel deserted.
- Previously on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- She's intimidating,
by the way.
- Who's intimidating?
- Lisa Vanderpump
can be very intimidating.
- Absolutely.
I got a call from Vanderpump.
She knew I engaged
in a conversation
with someone who said,
"I think Yolanda
has Munchausen,"
and Lisa encouraged me
to express it.
- A-Squad.
- To Dubai.
- To Dubai - With moi.
- I'm bringing
my glam squad along
because that's just how I live.
They go with me.
- [gasps]
- Wow.
- You guys, look where we are.
- I feel like I've been
around the world and back.
This is our room?
- Yes.
- This is the lobby.
- We're in the most expensive?
- Yes.
- [gasps]
Oh, the sharks are there.
- I'd just seen the picture,
and I... I was enraged by it.
It did get me. - "Enraged"?
That's a strong word.
- It's like Yolanda's ill,
and you can't go anywhere,
and you can't do anything,
but you choose to go
and spend time
with Kim and Brandi?
I don't get it.
[hip-hop instrumental music]
[upbeat music]
- My lips were made for talking,
and that's just what they'll do.
- In Beverly Hills,
you can be anything,
but it's most important
to be yourself.
- I'm an enigma
wrapped in a riddle and cash.
- I may be an actress,
but that doesn't mean
I'll stick to your script.
- Fake friends
believe in rumors.
Real friends believe in you.
- Don't hate the game.
Just marry a player.
- I'm passionate about dogs,
just not crazy about bitches.
[upbeat Middle Eastern music]
♪ ♪
- I wonder how Eileen did
with sleeping with
the sharks and the whales
staring at her.
[laughter]
- Sleeping with the fish.
- Wait, can you imagine?
- Hello!
- Welcome to Sea Lion Point.
- We're excited to meet
our new little friends.
- You're going to meet
the lovely Sanga.
It's going to be
a beautiful experience.
- Do they bite? Her husband said
they bite sometimes.
- No, they are lovely.
- Really?
- Okay.
- They just love to be stroked,
and they really like it a lot.
- Aw, come on then.
- Aw, so cute.
- Okay, we're ready.
- Please follow me.
- I don't know who I'm more
excited to swim with,
the seal or Lisa Vanderpump.
They're both adorable,
and they both have whiskers.
[laughs]
She's gonna kill me.
- It's the crotch.
- Wait, wait.
That's my...
- Pull the crotch out.
- [sighs]
I can't get it. - You have to.
- [laughs]
Can you zip me?
[upbeat Middle Eastern music]
- Wow. This is magic.
- This is what
my room looks like.
It's pretty amazing.
I got out of the shower today,
and there was a diver.
I'm like... - [laughs]
That's great. There's, like...
- "Good morning!"
- Some dude swimming.
- [laughs]
♪ ♪
- Oh, wow. Nice.
- Such a nice breeze.
- Good morning.
- Ah, it smells so good.
Everything smells so good.
Good morning, how are you?
- Welcome to
ShuiQi Spa and Fitness.
We have a reservation today?
Both: Yes.
- Lisa and Kyle went swimming
with the sea lions,
Eileen and Erika
went to the aquarium,
and Kathryn and I
are going to the spa.
Who's the smartest ones of all?
♪ ♪
Oh, my gosh.
- How loverly.
- I guess just soak our feet...
- I love it.
- A little bit before we get...
Both: Oh!
- Spa day's the best cure
for just about anything.
Om. Om.
♪ ♪
- Oh, wow.
- Aw.
- You ladies ready
to go in the water with them?
- Yes.
- Jump in.
Let me go in first
so I can help you ladies.
Please make a line
so Sanga can come.
And we can pet her. - Oh!
- Okay, you tell me when. Now?
- Aw.
- Yeah, we can touch her back.
- You can use the other hand
as well.
- You can use both hands.
- Aw, good girl.
- She's very soft, right?
- Oh, she's lovely.
This sea lion,
he's a pretty sexy guy.
[sea lion growls]
So cute. "Ar-ar-ar-ar."
He was so sweet.
[hip-hop instrumental music]
- Wow, these rays are huge.
- I have to say, I think my room
is right over there.
- Look at that guy, that
green guy that just went by
with a big thing on his head.
- Yeah.
Last night was really strange.
- I like Lisa Rinna.
- Yeah.
Yeah, I don't want anybody
to be enraged with anyone.
- Yeah.
- I don't want to live my life
that way, like, I...
- What did she say
about the enraged thing?
She said that
the pictures enraged her?
- Where's it coming from?
- I don't know.
And I don't want to,
like, tell her
she shouldn't
have those feelings.
They're... they're real to her
for whatever reason.
- When I saw the picture,
I got angry about it.
You know, we all have feelings
about it, and that's okay,
and we all have
opinions about it.
- Yeah, as long as
the opinions are coming from
a place of honesty
and not a place of...
- Judgment.
- Yeah.
- Well, I don't think it's fair
to criticize somebody
who's struggling, you know?
It's... it's a big deal. - Yeah.
- I wonder, like, when
Lisa Rinna brings that stuff up,
if there's
something else behind it.
- Yolanda put it out there,
and when you put it out there,
you just... you are open
for discussion.
That's all it really is.
Do you know what I mean?
- I do, but I feel like
she was judged on
how she put it out there,
and I don't think that's right.
- Does she not like Yolanda?
Is it something else?
I want to ask her,
"Do you think she's a liar?"
Is she gonna
call Yolanda a liar?
- I feel like
they've had such problems
with these Instagram photos.
- She said she was enraged.
Like, that's a...
- I know.
- That's a tough one.
That's a big one. - I know.
- The word "enraged" is strong.
"Angry," "I don't understand,"
"I think this is...,"
that I could understand.
But "enraged"
implies something else.
- Let's enjoy this facial,
'cause I need this so bad.
- Me too. Good night.
- Bye-bye.
- Bye-bye.
My mouth is covered anyway,
where it's really
how it always should be.
[chuckles]
- Ready for your kiss, Kyle?
- Yep.
- Aw.
- Aww, she's so cute!
I'm so jealous.
I would love a sea lion
at Villa Rosa.
He could be bouncing
that ball on his nose,
swimming next
to the pink flamingo.
Oh, she's so romantic.
I'd call it "Kyle." [laughs]
Oh, I love her.
♪ ♪
Wow, she moves.
Clever girl! [sea lion barks]
[hip-hop instrumental music]
♪ ♪
[knocking at door]
- Coming.
♪ ♪
- Hello.
- Hello.
Welcome to my suite, darling.
- Ooh, look at you.
Look at this.
- Hi.
- How are you?
- Meow!
Okay, I've done it again.
How are you? - Hello.
- I've... I just saw you.
- I know.
- How's it going?
- Turn around.
Oh, I love! You look so hot.
- Thank you. As do you.
- Oh, my God.
Bad, bad, bad.
- This is gorgeous.
- It's pretty, isn't it?
♪ ♪
- Doesn't have any fish, though.
- It has a beautiful view.
- Wow.
- Doesn't have fish, but look.
You get to see Dubai.
- So how are you doing?
How was your spa treatment?
- Oh, gosh, so nice.
We had these lovely facials.
Like, really chill.
Nothing, you know...
- Yeah.
- Dramatic.
- I did talk to Erika
this morning.
- About?
- She doesn't understand you
saying that you were enraged.
She thinks that's a really big
word that you said last night.
She might ask you about it,
because she's really
not understanding.
I understand Erika saying
that "enraged" is a big word,
because it is.
I think Lisa Rinna really meant
that it upset her, and
I think "enraged" is kind of
getting taken out of context.
- If Erika has something
to say to me,
I think it's time for Erika
to say something to me.
- She probably will,
and I have to ask you,
and I have to tell you
this kind of...
Just totally honestly,
'cause you know I love you.
At the beach that day,
you said a lot of stuff,
and you said a lot
of stuff about LVP too.
- Both Lisa and Kyle
talked plenty about Yolanda
and whether she had Munchausen
or whether she was faking it.
And they sent pictures...
- Really?
- Back and forth to each other.
- Faking it?
- Absolutely.
I've taken the hit.
- I'm just amazed by this.
And it's like
it still hasn't really...
- Well...
- Been talked out and resolved.
- There's still a lot
to talk about, absolutely.
I've been very good
about holding out
on the Lisa Vanderpump
manipulation train.
I've been trying
to see the good in her,
because she's
such a good friend,
and I'm not out to hurt her.
- People are having
a problem just, like,
saying what they're really
feeling 100% about things.
You say 100% to me,
and then you give
a little bit of that.
Maybe we all need to be
more honest about where we are
and what we're really feeling.
It's very frustrating,
because I'm hearing
how she really feels,
and then I see her
not owning it to everybody else.
I know that she told you
in the van
that I mentioned something
about you being manipulative.
- What do... what do I do exactly?
- It's not necessarily
manipulative.
It is directional.
- So now my relationship
is different with these people
because of what
she shared with me,
and yet she's not
sharing it with them.
- I said those things
to you because I trust you
and I feel safe with you.
Why do you care that
I say what I say to you?
- I... I... because everything
you said was so big.
It's, like, giant.
- Well, it was big.
- It was huge.
It wasn't just a little thing.
I mean, you shared, like,
some major feelings about this.
- But isn't that okay
to share major feelings
when you have them?
What's wrong with it?
- Well, of course.
There's nothing wrong with that.
- I'm getting that message.
- You know what it is?
It's saying it
and then kind of
when you're in the moment
of you're actually talking
to that person about it,
you're not as brave,
in my opinion...
- Okay.
- And you retreat.
- Coming up...
- Hang on to your knickers.
All: Whoo!
[upbeat Middle Eastern music]
♪ ♪
- It's not that hot.
- The Atlantis is great,
but I'm so excited
to get out of the hotel.
There's a lot out there, so
we need to see what's going on.
- Here we go.
- What'd you guys do?
- We went to play
with a sea lion,
which was really cute.
- I made out with a sea lion.
Yeah, it kissed me on the lips.
- He's so cute,
like, the big old whiskers,
and come to kiss us
on the cheek.
- Oh, that's cute.
- We went to the aquarium.
- Which was kind of
anticlimactic, considering
I'd slept with them
all night long.
- They were like,
"Oh, hey, there's Eileen."
- They were. "Hi, Eileen."
- What's that?
- That's the famous hotel,
Burj Khalifa.
- Burj Khalifa.
- The world's tallest building.
Maybe I can throw something off.
- Dubai blows my mind.
One minute, I'm in a city
with massive skyscrapers,
and then I'm out in the desert,
and it's just surreal.
♪ ♪
- Have you guys ever been
stranded in a desert?
'Cause you're about to be.
[laughs]
When Erika and I
made a call and said,
"We want to have a nice
Arabian Nights dinner,"
this is not what
we were talking about.
- No, I had envisioned something
a little more glamorous.
- This hairdo of yours
is really intense.
Can I see it in the back?
Erika is a baller.
She flew out
her entire glam squad
so that she could
look good and feel good,
and she has
her buddies with her.
- Do they come into the room,
or are you going to them?
- No, honey,
they're set up in...
- In my bedroom.
This look I'm rocking right now:
desert chic.
- That looks very
Arabian Nights.
- Doesn't it?
- Like, some really amazing,
like, fashion, like, braid,
that's kind of mohawk-y
and pulled back.
- Dark eyes, mohawk braid,
fashion in the desert.
Fierce.
- Okay, here we go.
♪ ♪
- You got to change your shoes.
- These are my sensible shoes.
- You have to be fabulous.
Morning to night, fabulosity.
- Hello, ladies. how are you?
- Hello.
- Hi.
- Nice seeing you.
- Nice to see you.
- Who want to
look different first?
- Me, I go first.
- Okay.
So I'm gonna put the headdress
for you, which is called
the "sheila."
- Oh, yeah,
let me see the colors.
- Oh, God.
- No, they all are black.
- Okay, that works. Ooh.
- I love this. This is so fun.
- Oh, I love it.
- Okay.
- Come on.
- What do you think, yeah?
- Love it!
- You look gorgeous.
- I can rock a head scarf.
I'm up for it. I'm game.
I hope both fit, like that.
- Easy, easy.
How gorgeous is my dress
blowing in the wind?
- This is from my past life.
- I feel like we're right out of
"Sex and the City"
with our turbans on
and our flowy muumuus.
I mean, it is so fabulous.
- Okay, how fast?
- Depend how... how brave you are.
- Oh, I'm brave. I'm in.
- [laughs]
- Just hold on tight.
- Hang on to your knickers.
- Hang on. Let's go!
- Come on. Put your foot down.
Let's go.
[upbeat rock music]
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
- I feel like I'm in,
like, a supermodel shoot,
like a bunch of supermodels
in the back of a Jeep
in the desert doing, like,
some crazy, intense shot.
- Hold on tight again.
All: Whoo! - Oh, my God.
- Don't like-y.
- Yeah. [laughs]
I think I'm falling out.
- Are you falling out?
Don't say that.
[yelling] - [laughs]
- My door.
- We lost one.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- I really wish I had
a seatbelt right now.
- [screaming] ...!
[screaming and laughing]
- So what are we doing here now?
- You're gonna have
a falcon show.
- Oh, look, a bird.
- All right.
Good afternoon, ladies.
My name is Werner,
and this here's my partner
in crime, Gizmo.
Gizmo is the fastest
animal on Earth.
- Some date sparkling juice.
- This little guy will
take off into the wind.
Right, there he goes.
So now I will show you how
we train these guys,
and we do it with food.
And he will now come in and try
and catch this piece of meat.
- Oh, God.
- Oh, God.
What's on the end of that rope?
- Here he comes.
- Wow.
[dramatic music]
- Ooh.
- Close.
- There are falcons everywhere.
There's a falcon
downtown in L.A.
I saw it eat a pigeon.
- Right, this will be
the last one.
I'll let him catch me out now.
Aw, I couldn't get my hand.
- Oh, love it.
- Good boy.
- Bravo.
- Is he aggressive,
or can you touch him?
- I can touch him.
- No, but could we touch him?
- Uh, once he's done eating,
you can give him
a little bit of a touch.
- Is Lisa Vanderpump angling
to bring that falcon
back to Villa Rosa?
Somebody's got to stop her
sometime somewhere.
No falcons.
- Oh, he's so pretty.
- Ooh, that's such
a pretty shot.
[runway music]
♪ ♪
- I... I've been known
to be a wee bit jumpy at times.
- There's the understatement
of the year.
[falcon squeals]
♪ ♪
- Give me a profile shot.
Look at him.
There you go.
♪ ♪
- Red Carpet Rinna.
♪ ♪
- Lisa, go back and kiss it
like the sea lion.
♪ ♪
- Thank you.
- Bye, Gizmo.
- Everyone good?
- Off to the desert night.
♪ ♪
[remixed Middle Eastern music]
♪ ♪
- Wow. Look at this.
- Seriously, this is cool.
♪ ♪
- How sweet.
Look at those lashes.
They put yours to shame.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Beautiful.
- So welcome to our camp.
This is where we're gonna
serve you the food,
the main course,
and, uh, everything,
so I wish you will enjoy
our simple setup,
'cause this is exactly
how they used to sit down
and enjoy their time.
- We're walking
through this Arabic life
with camels and going through
the desert on Jeeps.
- Over here,
that's our henna lady.
She's an artist.
- All different kind
of experiences
that really will make
this trip unique.
- So please feel free
to walk around.
Enjoy your time.
- I'm gonna go get one.
- It's really cool.
- I'm doing it.
- Whoa... whoa.
- So how's everyone feeling?
- Excellent now that
I took that off my head.
- [laughs]
- Exhausted.
- I got a mouth full of sand
and some eyeballs full of sand.
- Something that says,
like, "love" or "peace"
or something in Arabic.
I think the letters
are so beautiful.
- So we... no wine
because it's a holiday?
- This is a dry night.
- So is tomorrow night,
they said.
- Dry night?
- Two nights in a row.
- Two dry nights.
- I'm not sure how long we can
actually go without a drink.
Something, anything...
Some wine, tequila.
I would even take
a little rosé about now.
- What'd you get?
What'd you get?
Let me see. Let me see.
- She did this design.
- She drew it?
- Yeah, she hand drew it.
- And then here,
it means "love."
- What do we want
to do tomorrow, girls?
- I would really love
to go get some giddyups.
- Let's go to the souks, though.
- What is the souks?
- The market.
- The markets.
- The market.
- Here we are.
- All right.
- Oh.
- That looks yummy.
- How do you say "cheers"?
- Fisehatak. all: Fisehatak.
- It's good.
- It's very good.
- I like it.
- Ooh, I like that.
- I wasn't expecting that.
It's creamy.
- Let me go in there again.
- I think that's
very, very nice.
- It's a little hot-chocolatey.
I do too.
- What is in it?
- Tea with camel milk.
[wind blowing]
- Camel?
- Oh, camel milk.
- This is the milk from a camel?
- Yeah.
- Nobody wants to drink milk
out of a camel's boob.
[laughs]
- Camel milk does not taste bad.
But the camel thing does kind of
gross me out.
[camel lows]
Sorry. Camel latte.
- All of a sudden,
it tastes different now.
- All of a sudden, it doesn't
taste so hot-chocolatey.
[laughter]
- I just want to have you
all on the cushions over there.
- Oh, a show.
[tender Middle Eastern music]
♪ ♪
- Oh, wait, I'll buy
that dress off you.
- Erika, that's what we want
to go shopping for, huh?
- Yeah.
- That's it.
- Beautiful.
♪ ♪
- Kyle? Kyle, you can do that.
- This woman is
my spirit animal.
She should've been with us
at Erika's show in San Diego.
[Erika Jayne's "Real Mess"
plays]
- ♪ I'm a princess
princess, princess ♪
♪ I'm a temptress
temptress, temptress ♪
♪ I'm a pretty mess
pretty mess, pretty mess ♪
♪ I'm a mistress
mistress, mistress ♪
- Wow!
- Whoo!
- Beautiful dancing. Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Coming up...
- I'll do some hookah.
[loud laughter]
[upbeat Middle Eastern music]
♪ ♪
- Our main course, uh,
called the ouzi,
and you're gonna love eating it.
- What kind of meat is it?
- Goat?
- Goat.
- Uh, lamb.
Then you're gonna come
for Mr. Adduk,
who's gonna serve you
some camel meat.
- Oh, no, can't eat...
I can't eat Humpy.
[camel lows]
Listen, I've eaten a lot
of things in my life,
but I am not eating a camel.
- Is that true?
- No.
- Camel?
- Yeah, that is true.
- No, I can't eat him.
- Is it all right
if we skip that?
- No.
- No problem.
- I'll try it.
- I mean...
- Okay, so let's start
from the very beginning.
- Humpy?
- When in Rome, girls.
- I don't want to eat the camel.
[remixed Middle Eastern music]
- Just a little bit.
♪ ♪
- Thank you very much.
I'm gonna skip the rice tonight.
Thank you.
- We have some camel meat here.
- Oh, sorry, no,
I'm just doing this.
- I'm gonna try it.
- It looks so beautiful there.
- Thank you.
♪ ♪
- I can't help it.
Did you get it?
Did you get the camel meat?
- Yeah.
- Oh, good.
- I'll try it.
- What is that?
- Here goes the camel meat.
- There's only two outside now.
- We are in Dubai.
It's their culture.
They're serving us some camels,
and I'm gonna eat it.
- Oh, no, Kathryn. Can't.
- Wait.
A little gamey, but there's
a lot of good seasonings in it.
The camel meat is good.
It kind of tastes like chicken.
- Rice is great.
- This is unbelievable.
- The lamb was lovely.
- Mmm.
- I... I'm gonna ask a question.
Um, I don't want to keep
rehashing it, but you know,
we all have played a part
in talking about Yolanda
and talking about the pictures.
There's something that I finally
need to get off my chest
with Lisa Vanderpump.
- I thought you guys
put that to bed.
I thought you guys let that go.
- Well, we have.
- But last night,
you said you became enraged.
- By the picture.
- Yeah, why, babe?
- Why?
[intriguing music]
- Lisa, do you like Yolanda?
♪ ♪
- That's an interesting
question.
Um, I think for me and Yolanda,
it's gonna take some time.
- Right.
- Interesting.
This is interesting.
I have a question.
- Yes.
- What do you think about us?
What do you think about me?
Truthfully.
- I like you more now
than I did when I first met you.
- Why?
- It's hard for me to trust.
But that doesn't mean that
I'm not open, and it doesn't
mean that I have not been open
or have been lying.
- Do you judge us?
- No.
Who am I to judge?
You judge me?
- Probably. [laughs]
- Why's that?
- I mean, I judge everybody
in my own brain.
- Right now may be a good time
to practice keeping
your mouth shut.
- Why would you judge me?
♪ ♪
I've been nothing
but nice to you.
- Well, when I first
saw your video,
I judged a book by its cover.
I Googled this video
that she had done.
[Erika Jayne's "Painkillr"
playing]
- ♪ You made me believe
I was so far away ♪
- I mean, it's sexual in a way
that I just was like, "Whoa."
- But you posed
with "Playboy" twice.
- Totally.
- So why judge me?
Who are you to judge me?
- It was very sexy
and very sexual,
and I was like,
"Wow, I can't look at this."
- "I can't look at this?"
- Yeah, I really had
that moment.
They know.
It's true.
- I'm starting to think
that Lisa Rinna
is using this conversation
with Erika
as a way of not having to get
into conversation
with Lisa Vanderpump.
- I'm just honest about it.
I didn't think it was bad.
I just was like, "Wow.
This is, like..."
- This bitch posed
twice for "Playboy,"
and now she's trying
to get at me in the desert?
Girl, really?
Stop.
- I just... I don't know.
You feel like... I...
It feels like you just
went "whoosh."
- I did.
- How did it go from
camel meat to this weird
Erika Jayne-Lisa Rinna
exchange that's going on?
What just happened?
I wish you would open up more.
- Well, I'm not going to.
- Okay. Anything else?
- No, not really.
[dramatic music]
Why should I open up
more to Lisa Rinna?
She's not treating
my friend very well,
so why would I do that, exactly?
- It is pretty amazing,
isn't it?
[upbeat music]
- How's things?
- Great.
- Perfect.
- Having so much fun?
- Having so much fun.
- Well, I'm gonna light
some shisha for you.
- Whoo!
- What's that?
- The hookah.
- Oh, I'll do a hookah.
- Yeah.
- It's like...
- I'll do some hookah.
- So can I have you
on the mattress, please?
- I would love it
if you and Yolanda
could totally move on
and be friends.
It just feels like you're
holding on to something.
- I can have my feelings.
You have your feelings.
We all are having
our feelings and opinions
about these different things.
But I feel, because she's sick,
that I am a little handcuffed
and I can't have
my true feelings; that's all.
- [sighs] Okay.
- Now I'm preparing you
this blue.
- Thank you. To match my dress.
- Yes.
- Thank you, sir.
- Thank you.
How do we... do we just...
- You just inhale and blow out.
- Just suck it,
but I don't think you inhale it.
Just blow it out.
[lively Middle Eastern music]
♪ ♪
- Got this down.
Hookah, hookah, hookah,
hookah, hookah, hookah...
[laughs] - Right?
[laughter]
- They claim this is safe,
but they also just tried
to feed me a camel,
so I have no idea
what's going on around here.
- I really truly...
I really truly do love you
and like you.
- I know.
- You know that.
- I know that, darling.
- Do you know?
- I know.
- Eileen's right;
sometimes you got to just
meet it head on
and deal with it,
and, you know, I'm doing it.
- What are they saying?
Hold on.
Let's see if we can hear.
- Lisa, I'm gonna ask you
one question...
- Yeah.
- Then we'll be done with it.
At your house,
when I mentioned the Munchausen
and how badly I felt about it...
- Yeah.
- I just was really honest
just about people questioning
about Yolanda.
I talked to somebody
about it, and I engaged.
- Mm-hmm?
- And I just feel ...about it.
You came out after,
and you asked me
why I didn't bring Kyle up.
- No, you said...
- Why did you ask me that?
- I said you should
speak to her yourself.
She was standing there saying,
"A lot of people have been
talking, Munchausen's thing,"
and I thought, "Oh, God, she's
gonna drag us all into it."
So I told her,
"Speak for yourself."
- But you said, "Kyle.
Why didn't you bring Kyle up?"
- I said... I said...
- Why did you say that?
- No, I didn't say that.
- Yes, you did.
- No, I didn't.
- You said,
"Why didn't you bring Kyle up?"
- You said... I didn't.
I said, "I thought you were
gonna bring all of us into it."
- Kyle and Lisa had already been
talking so much about Yolanda
and questioning her illness
that when I came out
with the word "Munchausen,"
they were like, "Oh, thank God.
Hallelujah."
We've all talked
about it, though.
- And I said, "Let it go.
Speak for yourself."
- "Give it to Rinna.
Get it off of us.
I don't want to get dirty."
Everybody was playing
in the mud,
and everybody was dirty.
- Exactly.
- I feel like the scapegoat...
- I said Kyle didn't deny it.
- In all of this.
Because nobody feels
like they're owning up to it.
- All because I would
never had said Munchausen's.
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♪ ♪
- I don't know
if I've ever caught anybody
lying to my face like that.
My eyes are going "whoop!"
Wide open.
And I saw what Eileen
had been talking about.
I have now seen the manipulation
of my friend Lisa Vanderpump.
I'm done.
- Oh, me too.
- Coming up...
- Oh! There's another one!
- [screams] Don't!
[remixed Middle Eastern music]
♪ ♪
- I wish I had a better purse.
This looks, like,
so out of... but whatever.
♪ ♪
- This is really giving Ken
a lot to laugh at.
He makes fun of my kaftan.
- But, Kyle...
- Yeah.
- She's not used to something
as fashionable as that.
- Oh, shut up. You are so mean.
- Haven't you got a muumuu?
She loves those.
- Meanwhile, we've all
been wearing them nonstop.
Look at that one on the right.
Is it okay if we just
dress like this
from now on everywhere we go?
- No.
- Do you know how big we'll get?
- Wearing tight clothes
keeps us in check.
- 100%.
I was in a supermarket
in Bahrain a few years ago,
so I know
what this is all about.
- Why did I dress like
a pirate today of all days?
- Yeah, in our jeans.
- Great.
- Yeah, in my boots.
This is really, like, not smart.
- I think these women have this,
like, "Sex and the City" type
of fantasy for a supermarket.
It smells like mothballs.
A dose of Dubai reality
is about to slap the...
Out of these bitches.
- Wait, I have to see this.
I'm sorry.
- That's what I expected,
like "Sex and the City."
"Sex and the City" shoes.
- They did?
- Yes.
- They got these?
- Sarah Jessica got these.
Exactly. - Do we need these?
- Well, if Sarah Jessica
got them, I always say, "Yes."
- I mean, really?
- Could I see that one?
I like that one too, though.
- They're cute.
- I like this one.
- There's two things
that you have to do
when you go to a foreign country
and you want to get
to know the culture.
You got to eat their food,
and you got to
buy their clothes.
- Those are cute.
You need to get them.
- It's a little expensive.
- How much?
- 250.
- Two for all three.
- How much is it?
- 55, ma'am.
- 85. Here we are.
- Thank you. One minute.
- I'll give you 80.
That's my attempt at bargaining.
- $230, all of them.
- $210.
- $230.
- You know what?
I'm in a good mood today.
- Yeah, me too.
We'll give you $220.
Oh, God, I wish I could bargain
for shoes in Beverly Hills.
- Give me 60 for them together.
- 60?
- 40 and 20.
I think you should do it for 40.
No, I don't have 120.
I'll give you 70.
I think we could've
gotten a better deal,
but I wasn't in the mood.
- Oh, we gave him an extra 10.
It's fine.
- How much for this one?
- Much appreciated.
- 50 dirhams, madame.
- Come on. 30?
Okay.
- That was good.
- I don't negotiate
in the United States.
I don't know. I just felt free.
I was, like,
bargaining my butt off.
- You guys, it's Kathryn's
birthday tomorrow.
- I know. Oh, my God.
- Oh, we got to
get her something.
- What better way to celebrate
your birthday than live
like they do in Dubai,
over the top?
- Oh, my God.
- I mean, what would I
really do with this?
- I think wear it
with nothing on.
- How much is the Burj Khalifa?
- 35 dirham.
- Sold.
- Who are you getting that for?
- Kathryn. Happy birthday.
- Oh, there's a whole bunch
of Arabic perfume.
Ah! Sorry.
[laughter] Delicious.
- What size is this,
one size fits all?
Oh! No! [screams]
No! Oh, God.
- There's another one
on your shirt!
- Don't! No!
[laughter]
- Take it off. Take it off.
- No, get... no. A roach?
I'm so afraid of roaches.
Shut the front door.
Thank you so much.
Ugh.
Oh, my God. No, no, no, no.
- Can... can I come
to your room later
and chat with you at some point?
- Sure. Of course.
- Lisa Vanderpump said to me,
"Why didn't you
bring Kyle into it?"
She denied it completely.
I am blown away.
That'd be okay, we meet...
- Of course, of course.
- I know what happened
to Eileen,
but it's now happened to me,
right to me, to my face.
- I love those shoes, so cute.
- Got a couple great buys.
♪ ♪
- How much was that?
- How much was this?
In the end, it was...
- Like, $100.
- $100.
- That's beautiful.
- Seriously, if you saw that
in Neiman Marcus,
how much would it be?
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, like 500 bucks, $700?
- Easy.
- I bought you
a birthday present.
Happy birthday, but this
isn't your real present.
This is your... present.
This is just your souk present.
- [gasps] I love it.
The Burj Khalifa. Wow.
- The gold Burj Khalifa.
- Wow.
- Usually on a trip,
I'm really, like, go, go, go,
but today this old girl
needs a nap.
- I love Nobu.
- I've been waiting to eat here.
I'm so excited.
- Where's Lisa Vanderpump?
- She's taking a nap.
- Who naps
while you're on vacation?
- Welcome to Nobu Dubai.
- Hi.
- How are you?
- I have your table
right over here.
- Love that, Nobu Dubai.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- Thank you.
- Could we put in an order
really quickly?
- That's fine.
- I would love some
miso cod lettuce cups.
- Absolutely.
- Crispy rice and spicy tuna.
- Order of sea urchin.
- I'll get that out
for you in just a moment.
Thank you. - Thank you so much.
- I'm so happy to be here.
- It's, like,
been a whirlwind so far.
A whirlwind. - I know.
We go; we come home;
we change; we go; we go.
- But it's always like that
on trips.
- It is.
- Don't want to miss anything.
- No time for jet lag.
- None.
There's not been time
to even talk about things
that need to be talked about.
- Who are you talking about
when you say that?
- I don't want to talk... well,
I guess I have, though.
I had a moment
with Lisa last night
about when I came over
and I shared about
engaging in the
Munchausen conversation.
As I walked out,
she ran up to me,
and she said, "Why didn't you
bring Kyle into this?"
- What does that make you think
when you hear that right now?
I'm curious, 'cause
you guys have...
- She turned the story around.
- I actually already knew that.
I've known that.
I remember that day clearly,
'cause you guys went outside.
We actually spoke after that.
- Okay, so help me with it.
- She said something about,
"Oh, I was talking to Rinna."
I said, "Oh, I couldn't believe
what she said," you know,
"Munchausen, blah-blah,"
and I thought
she was gonna throw you
in it, mention you,
and I said,
"Why would you say that?"
I know when Lisa Vanderpump's
up to something.
I know her well enough to know.
"Why are you saying
my name to Rinna?"
I said, "Don't be
planting seeds."
- Okay.
- She wanted Lisa Rinna to say,
"Kyle and I have been talking
about the whole Munchausen
thing."
I said, "Lisa, I know exactly
what you're doing right now."
I said to her, "If you're going
to take me down,
I will take you down in flames
with me," is what I said to her.
- Okay. Vanderpump's caught.
If she said something to Kyle
but she totally denies it
with me, she's caught.
- Here's why I'm not more upset
than I maybe should be.
I think that
even though she said that,
that I think
she does care about me,
and after so many years
of having problems,
I'm so happy to be,
like, getting along.
- I know you are.
- I let my feelings
with Lisa Vanderpump
be known that day.
"I know what you said out there.
It's not okay,
and let's let that end here."
And it did.
- I understand your
reaction, actually. I do.
I mean, there are times
where your head is
really far up her ass,
it looks like.
Kyle just let me
hang out there to dry.
I understand not wanting
to hurt someone,
but to let me just
take the fall,
is that a true friend?
I feel like everybody
lets her get away with it.
Like, we all just
don't call her out on it.
Now I understand
why Eileen has said...
And I think you have too...
She doesn't want
to get her hands dirty.
She wants other people
to get involved,
and then she gets
to go like this.
- She can't handle it.
- Why?
- 'Cause she's not as strong
as we think.
She gets scared.
- I've known her for 26 years,
and Lisa Vanderpump
might not be as strong
as everybody thinks,
but it's still no excuse to lie.
Sorry, Charlie, no excuse
to lie, uh-uh.
I am no longer gonna allow
myself to be the scapegoat.
- Coming up...
- Why's it okay for me
to take the bullet all the time?
It's pissing me off.
- Okay. I get it.
- You feel like you're
the scapegoat?
- Yeah. I get it.
- I'm feeling
like a number one a-hole.
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♪ ♪
[doorbell rings]
- This is an amazing room.
It's triple the size
of my first pad.
Coming!
Those steps, oh, my God,
it's like going up Mt. Everest.
Hi. - Hey.
- [laughs]
What's going on?
- Last night
with Lisa Vanderpump,
when you went over
to smoke the...
- Hookah.
- Whatever, the hookah.
I asked her the question,
"At your house,
"after I came to you
"and opened up
about the Munchausen,
"why did you run after me
and say to me,
'Why didn't you
bring Kyle into it?'"
People think I'm crazy,
but I've seen it.
She changed the entire story.
I talked to Eileen
because I have someone
that will listen
and hear me and help me try
to figure something out.
- If you say it enough times,
it becomes the truth.
- And it's not.
- Thank you.
I know for a fact
that Vanderpump
can be very manipulative,
and this is just
one of those instances.
Just so you know, 'cause I have
to get this off my chest,
I feel like I'm pounding
on Vanderpump,
and it doesn't go anywhere.
And I feel like
I'm being a bitch now,
and I really don't
want to do that.
It's so frustrating for me,
because I haven't
made anything up.
I'm not a bully by nature.
- I know that.
- These are all facts.
What happened with
Lisa Vanderpump in the Hamptons
really should've been nothing.
Everybody runs for cover...
- I know.
- And I'm sick of it.
I would love it
if Lisa Vanderpump
would take some accountability,
and that's what's been
bothering me
for the last few months.
- You are so right!
- Why is okay for me to take
the bullet all the time?
It's pissing me off.
- Okay. I get it.
- You feel like you're
the scapegoat?
- Yeah, I get it.
- I'm feeling like
a number one a-hole.
- Okay, and I hear you 100%.
- Really?
- I always want to just
get clear with you,
because I honor
our relationship.
You are a true friend to me.
- Thank you.
- And I'm not always
the best at maybe being
a true friend to you,
but I want to be.
- Well, just so you know,
I mean,
I adore you, and I love you,
and I feel that way
about you too.
But this lately,
I'm just like, "Oh, man."
- I just brought this up
with Kyle and...
- You did?
- I did.
And the truth
is that Vanderpump,
what she said to Kyle was,
"Oh, I thought Rinna was
gonna bring you into it."
She switched it, and Kyle goes,
"If that were the case,
I'm gonna bring you with me,
"and you're gonna go down
in... flames with me."
- She's just playing one person
against the other.
- So Kyle had to cop to it
in the moment right there.
- I can't actually believe
that Kyle knows
that Lisa Vanderpump was trying
to throw her under the bus.
She's known all along?
This is nuts.
- With all of my feelings
about Yolanda
and all of the confusion,
whatever I have felt, I smell...
That's okay,
and it's gonna come out.
I'm not going down alone.
They're all coming with me.
I'm sorry.
I've been the scapegoat.
I've allowed myself
to be the scapegoat.
No more.
Lisa Vanderpump and Yolanda
do not like each other.
Lisa Vanderpump
wants to get Yolanda,
so she was thrilled beyond
when I started to talk
about Yolanda and her illness.
I just want everyone
to cut the...
Let's be honest now.
I know you want it.
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna own it.
I'm not gonna back down.
- I think you're gonna be
owning it pretty soon,
'cause we're going to dinner.
It's gonna be
a very interesting evening.
- Okay, obsessed
with that lip color, Scott.
- Yeah, it's a good one.
- How was last night with, like,
the camels and all that stuff?
- It was stunning.
I mean, you know,
it's like a desert safari,
'cause you were on this...
- Wait, how did
our look hold up?
Was it good?
- I felt it looked great
until they tied this, like,
black Bedouin thing
around my head,
and I was like, "No!
There goes my head."
- Over the braid?
- There goes my mohawk.
It costs a lot of money
to bring my glam squad,
but they're worth it,
so I'll be looking great
while everyone else
looks a little dusty.
We went to the souk.
Apparently, Kathryn...
And I wasn't there...
She tried on a dress,
and there was a bug on it,
like, a roach.
- Lies.
- I swear to God.
And she... - Not a live roach.
- And she said she tore it off,
and she was screaming.
I can't keep it together.
- So gross but so funny.
- So gross,
but it is really funny.
Dubai realness at its best.
[knocking]
- Knock knock.
- Kath?
- It's me.
- Get your ass down here.
- What's the look
you're going for tonight?
- Wouldn't you say
it's a little Versace,
a little Babyface?
- I need that kind of stuff.
- Yeah, you do.
I'm here to help you with that.
- We're gonna get a good team
of gays around you.
- Around you.
- Are you saying I'm corny?
- No.
- No, we're saying... no.
- After the whole web fiasco...
- Why would you say to Kathryn,
"Don't get tangled in my web?"
- Honestly, I thought
we had spoken in confidence,
so I'm a little disappointed.
- That's on you.
- It feels so nice to be able
to talk openly to Erika
and think
that she understands me.
- Every diva needs her gays.
Period, end of story.
- Do you see me
as a diva, though?
- Look at you in your crop top.
- Yeah, in a crop top
with a rocking bod.
That's normal 51 in Dubai.
- [laughs]
- We've gotten the best weather
since we've been here.
- Oh, gosh.
- I thought it was gonna be
so hot.
- Oh, cute.
- Oh, look at us.
- Hello, ladies. How are you?
- Hello.
- Good evening.
Welcome to Royal Beach.
- Thank you.
- Oh, is this not cute?
- This is so cute.
- You know I love a red carpet.
- Yep.
- There you go.
- How beautiful.
I haven't had the perspective.
This is just breathtaking.
- It really is.
- People are coming.
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Welcome to our party.
- Ladies, ladies.
- Hello, ladies.
- Welcome.
- You look so pretty
in your pink and...
- Ernge.
- Mwah.
- "Ernge"?
- Ernge.
- Mwah.
- Mwah.
- How was your afternoon?
- I took a nap, much needed.
I needed a moment
to, like, lay it down
and get it together.
- Lucky you.
- Uh-huh.
- I know, right?
- Lucky.
- Is that a Versace from back
in the day, the necklace?
- No, it's Versace,
but it's new.
It looks like it was
an old design.
- You like a little
rosé or white?
- I would like Grey Goose
on the rocks with some olives.
- Grey Goose, rocks, and olives?
- Double.
- One double with ice
and olives on the stick.
- Yeah, I'll have one too.
I'll do that. - Sure.
- I need a big fat... drink
to prepare
for this dinner, okay?
I had my own moment last night.
I got to see Lisa Vanderpump...
change history in a story.
- How'd that make you feel?
- Horrible.
- Were you shocked?
- I was horrified by it.
- How was lunch?
- It was good.
Rinna has a lot of things
on her mind right now.
- Trust me,
I got some of it last night.
- She's feeling a little
misunderstood right now,
and she wants
to explain herself.
- A little misunderstood?
Yes, I'm having a hard time
understanding her.
Rinna is just creating...,
and you know what?
She's really good at it.
- You know how to do this.
Play smart, not... get smart.
- Thank you.
I feel support. That's nice.
- I want to be your friend.
- You know what?
I want to be friends with you,
and I want to...
- Good.
- I really do.
- I want us to get
to know each other.
I don't want to get
to know you about the past.
I don't know Kim,
and I don't know Brandi.
Stop living in the past.
I'm here now. She's here now.
Don't discredit us.
- That's a good point.
- It's my nature
to reach out first.
I don't like problems.
I like to solve things
right away.
This is Dubai.
We came here for a good time.
Come on.
It's today, so get to know us.
Build friendships with us.
- Hello, girls.
- Hello.
- Look at you. How are you?
- Hello.
- You look so good.
Hi.
- Gorgeous.
- Beautiful.
- So pretty.
- Stunning.
- It's very strange.
Kyle and I arrive,
and they're kind
of complementing Kyle
and everything
and blatantly ignore me.
That's so weird.
- Hello, everyone.
- Hello.
- Oh.
- Mm.
- Girls, tomorrow
when we go to the mall,
there's a lot of rules we have
to make sure we stick to.
- We heard that.
- What are they?
- First of all,
we already know no swearing,
no giving the finger,
no talking about...
s-e-x.
- Okay.
- Oh, yeah.
- Really?
- Oh, no.
- Yeah, even if it's your own
personal... I know.
It's really hard not to.
You should dress properly.
This is good. - Mm-hmm.
- It's time for Lisa Rinna
to really own
how she feels and speak up.
- [clears throat]
- She has to honor the truth.
- Um, I feel like I have
to get something off my chest.
- Coming up...
- Maybe I enjoy having
what we have
and I don't want to ...that up.
Whatever. I don't care.
- I feel like I have
to get something off my chest.
Last night, you rewrote
the truth.
- That is not true.
- If you're gonna go here,
you better have
your facts in line,
because Vanderpump is not gonna
let you off the hook, baby.
- Why did you come after me
at your house and say...
- It's not coming after you.
We were saying good-bye.
- "Bring Kyle into this?"
- No.
- "Why didn't you bring Kyle
into this?"
- No, no, no.
No. No. No, no, no, Lisa.
- Don't deflect.
Why did you say that?
- Lisa, that is not true.
I'm in a good place with Kyle.
- I'm happy about that for you.
- Yeah, exactly.
- I'm not trying to... see,
this is between us.
Why did you come after me
and say,
"Why didn't you
bring Kyle into that?"
- No way.
I did not say that to you.
You must've misunderstood me.
I did not say that to you.
I go across the bridge,
as I always do,
to say good-bye to somebody,
and she was saying, "Oh, God.
What have I said?
What have I done?"
And I just remember
saying to her,
"Oh, God, I thought
you were gonna
drag us all into it,"
and I took her hand,
and I said, "You should speak
from your point of view,
not everybody else's."
- I don't know what she said to
you; I know what she said to me.
- Okay.
- She came upstairs.
And she said,
"I said to Lisa, 'Oh, my God.
'That Munchausen's
such a big word.
'I thought you were gonna
throw Kyle in it.
'Like, phew.
Like, I thought you were gonna
drag me into it.'"
- Why would I drag you into it?
Why would Lisa Vanderpump
say to me,
"Why didn't you
bring Kyle into it?"
And then why would she
say to Kyle,
"Phew, I thought Lisa Rinna
was gonna bring you into it."
What does Lisa Vanderpump want?
What the... is that all about?
- Why did you say that?
[women talking at once]
Why would you say that? Why me?
- No, I didn't say that.
Why would I say that?
- I want to know.
Why would you say that?
- That's not true, Kyle.
- Lisa, why would you say that?
- Lisa, that's not true.
- Well, she just said it.
Kyle said it, not Lisa. - No.
- I'm like,
"What the... is going on?"
Like, can we just,
like, have a drink?
Can we get on a camel?
Can we do anything other
than... fight on the beach?
I look too good to be
fighting on the beach.
- Kyle just said...
- I'm saying
what she told me she said,
and then I said, you know,
"I hope... I don't know
why you'd bring me into it."
- But why would you say
that to her? Why would you say,
"Oh, I thought you were
gonna bring her into it"?
- Exactly.
Why would you even say it?
The truth is the truth.
We all have talked about it.
It's been talked about.
And I'm not gonna be
the only one
that goes down for this.
I'm not. That, I can tell you.
- Are you talking
about the Munchausen's?
- Yeah.
- Okay, but the Munchausen's...
- I'm not going down for it.
- Hold on.
Hold on. Hold on a second.
But the first I heard it
was from you.
So when you say
you're not going down,
I feel like I'm getting pulled
into it, like, again.
We need a backup or something.
- Lisa Vanderpump
was already talking
about Yolanda and her illness.
So was Kyle.
Once I jumped in, they went,
"Halle... lujah.
"We can let Rinna take the fall.
Happy day."
They backed off so fast
the minute I came up
with the word "Munchausen,"
and they acted like,
"Oh, I'm so shocked.
I can't believe
she would talk about it."
I mean, are you kidding me?
We've actually all been talking.
- No, we've gone
backwards and forwards,
and like, you know,
being a little jovial
about things like...
- Not jovial. Making fun of.
- Well, no. Yeah.
- Let's be honest.
- I'm not gonna take that,
because I never said
Yolanda had Munchausen's,
and I'm not gonna be
a part of that.
If you want to say that I made
comments about her Instagram,
well, Lisa has too
but not about Munchausen's.
- I owned it myself.
I stood right there.
I said I would never
bring anyone into it.
- But you went, "Everybody's
been talking about it."
- No.
- Not you two.
- No. No. No.
- Get everybody.
- Can't take it. Can't take it.
- We're not making that up.
- That's such BS. Oh, my God!
There's no reason in the world
that you would
go upstairs with Kyle
and say, "Oh, my God.
I thought she was gonna
throw you under the bus."
Isn't that crazy?
That's making me crazy, 'cause
Kyle is sitting there knowing
that her close friend
is willing to throw her
under the bus
in regard to another friend,
i.e. Yolanda,
and she's just sitting there
like it's okay,
like she expects it, almost.
And just... "Oh, well.
That's what she does."
It's weird. It's
like some parallel universe.
I don't get it.
- I understand this reaction
may be confusing to you,
but I know that Lisa loves me.
- I do love you.
- Okay.
- I know you do.
- So why...
- And guess what. And maybe she
...up. I don't...
Maybe she... up, you guys.
- Why did she say that?
- I wouldn't...
- No, maybe it's... Lisa.
If you did, it's okay.
If you did, guess what.
I forgive you.
- Okay.
- And it's okay.
We all forgive you.
- We all forgive you.
- I know we all ...up sometimes.
- We all forgive you.
- I love Lisa,
and I take the good
with the bad.
We've worked too hard to get
to where we are
to ruin a friendship
over something like that.
We all have flaws.
And guess what.
Maybe... I don't know.
Maybe it's because I have
bigger problems in my life.
Maybe it's because I've had
so many problems
with my sisters.
Maybe I enjoy... - Don't cry.
- Having what we have
and I don't want to ...that up.
Whatever.
I don't care. - Okay.
- Don't cry.
- I really don't.
- Okay, but we...
- If she did that, whatever.
It's like this to me
on the whole spectrum.
- Okay.
And I respect that, but we do.
- Yeah, we're in it, Kyle.
- That's fine.
That's what I said.
That's your thing.
So fine, you do that.
- We do.
- It's not mine.
I don't... care. Pardon.
I knew this five months ago.
- You knew what five months ago?
- This conversation.
I knew this four months ago.
- I don't care.
- No, she changed the story.
- I did not change the story.
- I 100% believe
that Lisa Rinna
is telling her truth.
I also believe that Vanderpump,
when she said that
she didn't mean it that way,
I believe that she's
telling her truth.
I don't think that either one
of them have convinced any of us
one way or the other.
- By the way... by the way...
- You're always having a go me.
- Oh, excuse me?
- Yeah, you always have a go
at me, so...
- You know what?
- I'm always having a go at you?
- No, she's not always
having a go at you.
- Listen, I'm sorry.
This is pissing me off.
And I'm gonna tell you why.
In the Hamptons, you said
something very offensive to me.
- Can't we just get along?
- What did I say
that was so offensive?
- You know what, Lisa?
- What did I say?
- This is the thing.
You say how supportive you are?
A friend doesn't say, "Is that
when the affair started?
Was that when it was?
Was that when it was?"
- I didn't think
it was a big deal.
It was out there.
- Lisa, guess what.
Clearly it was a big deal to me,
so I'm just telling you.
- And I apologized to you.
- No, you didn't, Lisa.
- Well, what's the big deal
of saying...
- The big way is... you know
what the big deal is? Own it.
Just say, "I'm sorry."
- I said I'm sorry
for saying "the affair."
- No, you really didn't.
You really didn't.
- Okay.
- You said, "I'm sorry
for asking too many questions."
- I apologize if I asked you
too many questions.
[chuckles]
- That's not an apology, Lisa.
I don't know.
If I ever said that... excuse me.
I'm still talking.
- Wow, Eileen.
- If I had ever said that...
Yeah, because I'm upset,
and this has never
been resolved for me.
- She's upset. She's upset.
- Oh, my God.
She just won't seem
to let it go.
She's like a dog with a bone.
"Grr."
- You know what it feels
like to me?
- Yeah.
- You can't apologize.
You can't own your...
And I'm just calling it now,
'cause I'm sick of it.
Just learn to say you're sorry.
[dramatic music]
- You can say the words,
but you don't get it.
- Clearly, your apology
doesn't work for her.
- I get that. I get that.
- She doesn't feel the sincerity
of it.
I think it's
a cultural difference.
I really do. I think
that Lisa Vanderpump is English.
And when she says she's sorry,
it doesn't come across with,
like, all the little, like,
warm fuzzies
that Eileen wants.
- I... I'm just so disappointed.
I put you maybe
on a pedestal too much.
Maybe I have too much
of a high hope for you.
- Why would you put me
on a pedestal, Rinna?
- Maybe I have too much,
because what you just did
blows my mind, Lisa.
- Are you kidding me?
- No, I'm not.
I'm disappointed in Lisa,
because I really...
You know,
I think so highly of her,
and I have such respect for her.
And she really let me down
in a lot of ways
by not being honest.
I lost respect for her tonight.
- I've been really loyal to you.
- And I've been really loyal
to you,
so we can absolutely
agree on that.
- Rinna's disappointed in me?
Well, I'm really
disappointed in her.
I used to have fun with Rinna,
but she's taken it
to a whole different level.
I don't feel the same way now.
Oh, you know what?
I've heard enough.
I really have heard enough.
- I knew that was coming too.
- Relax. Relax.
We're okay. - No.
- Okay, you guys,
we're all gonna sit here,
and we're gonna be okay.
We're gonna talk it out.
You're not going anywhere.
I don't want Lisa Vanderpump
to run away
like she's done in the past.
I want to know about the truth
about the tabloids
and the suitcase.
You said to put them
in a suitcase.
- I didn't see the tabloids
until I got back.
- No, that's not true.
- Good night.
Thank you very much.
- No.
- We're out of here.
- I want her to stay.
I want her to talk to the women.
We've got to get
through it somehow.
You can't just pretend
it didn't happen and run away.
- You don't have to run.
This is... you know,
we're not ganging up
on you, Lisa.
- This is what happens
when things are really truly
not resolved.
- We are not bullies,
and we're not mean.
We're not coming
from a bad place.
We are just being honest.
- Yeah, I feel
like I shouldn't say anything.
- No, don't be the victim.
Don't.
You don't need to be the victim.
- Are we ever gonna get
to a place where we can, like...
- I don't think
this is huge-huge-huge stuff.
- Well, it doesn't feel
very good to me
when we're sitting in Dubai
and we're having
to do this right now.
- You want her to take
responsibility
for something she said.
She's not gonna do it,
in your opinion.
- Well, hold up. You know,
it's her word against mine.
- In your eyes, yes.
- She feels really strongly
about it.
- I mean, I feel strongly
about it too.
- To resolve these things,
I think Rinna really
needs Vanderpump
to come clean and say, "Hey,
I did say,
'Bring Kyle into it.'"
And if she doesn't get that,
she's not letting go.
- You know, I just... I'm not
gonna let you rewrite this.
You tried to rewrite it,
and it's not okay,
and I had a light bulb
go off last night,
and I went, "Oh, my God."
- So what bothers you the most
about that situation?
- Oh, my God. Are you kidding?
- No, Eileen,
I know... I have my own feeling.
- Because she's lying.
- Next time
on "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...
- How gorgeous.
- Ooh, I love a white Rolls.
- Gosh.
- I feel some retail therapy
coming on.
- The Burj Khalifa.
- I'm afraid I'm gonna be
magnetically pulled.
- Oh, my God.
- I feel like if I take
too many steps forward,
I'll just plunge. It's weird.
I don't understand it.
I got problems.
- They're not about
fixing people anymore.
They toss it aside,
and they get on with new wives,
new friends.
Like, nobody stays together.
People just move away
and get on with their life.
People don't like sick people.
- You're okay
with her betraying you?
- I didn't betray her.
- That's what it is.
- Yeah, you did.
- That's BS.
I don't like it. Done.
- I will not... tell a lie.
- I'm not asking you
to tell a lie.
- I'm asking you
not to tell one!
- To learn more
about the Housewives,
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- She's intimidating,
by the way.
- Who's intimidating?
- Lisa Vanderpump
can be very intimidating.
- Absolutely.
I got a call from Vanderpump.
She knew I engaged
in a conversation
with someone who said,
"I think Yolanda
has Munchausen,"
and Lisa encouraged me
to express it.
- A-Squad.
- To Dubai.
- To Dubai - With moi.
- I'm bringing
my glam squad along
because that's just how I live.
They go with me.
- [gasps]
- Wow.
- You guys, look where we are.
- I feel like I've been
around the world and back.
This is our room?
- Yes.
- This is the lobby.
- We're in the most expensive?
- Yes.
- [gasps]
Oh, the sharks are there.
- I'd just seen the picture,
and I... I was enraged by it.
It did get me. - "Enraged"?
That's a strong word.
- It's like Yolanda's ill,
and you can't go anywhere,
and you can't do anything,
but you choose to go
and spend time
with Kim and Brandi?
I don't get it.
[hip-hop instrumental music]
[upbeat music]
- My lips were made for talking,
and that's just what they'll do.
- In Beverly Hills,
you can be anything,
but it's most important
to be yourself.
- I'm an enigma
wrapped in a riddle and cash.
- I may be an actress,
but that doesn't mean
I'll stick to your script.
- Fake friends
believe in rumors.
Real friends believe in you.
- Don't hate the game.
Just marry a player.
- I'm passionate about dogs,
just not crazy about bitches.
[upbeat Middle Eastern music]
♪ ♪
- I wonder how Eileen did
with sleeping with
the sharks and the whales
staring at her.
[laughter]
- Sleeping with the fish.
- Wait, can you imagine?
- Hello!
- Welcome to Sea Lion Point.
- We're excited to meet
our new little friends.
- You're going to meet
the lovely Sanga.
It's going to be
a beautiful experience.
- Do they bite? Her husband said
they bite sometimes.
- No, they are lovely.
- Really?
- Okay.
- They just love to be stroked,
and they really like it a lot.
- Aw, come on then.
- Aw, so cute.
- Okay, we're ready.
- Please follow me.
- I don't know who I'm more
excited to swim with,
the seal or Lisa Vanderpump.
They're both adorable,
and they both have whiskers.
[laughs]
She's gonna kill me.
- It's the crotch.
- Wait, wait.
That's my...
- Pull the crotch out.
- [sighs]
I can't get it. - You have to.
- [laughs]
Can you zip me?
[upbeat Middle Eastern music]
- Wow. This is magic.
- This is what
my room looks like.
It's pretty amazing.
I got out of the shower today,
and there was a diver.
I'm like... - [laughs]
That's great. There's, like...
- "Good morning!"
- Some dude swimming.
- [laughs]
♪ ♪
- Oh, wow. Nice.
- Such a nice breeze.
- Good morning.
- Ah, it smells so good.
Everything smells so good.
Good morning, how are you?
- Welcome to
ShuiQi Spa and Fitness.
We have a reservation today?
Both: Yes.
- Lisa and Kyle went swimming
with the sea lions,
Eileen and Erika
went to the aquarium,
and Kathryn and I
are going to the spa.
Who's the smartest ones of all?
♪ ♪
Oh, my gosh.
- How loverly.
- I guess just soak our feet...
- I love it.
- A little bit before we get...
Both: Oh!
- Spa day's the best cure
for just about anything.
Om. Om.
♪ ♪
- Oh, wow.
- Aw.
- You ladies ready
to go in the water with them?
- Yes.
- Jump in.
Let me go in first
so I can help you ladies.
Please make a line
so Sanga can come.
And we can pet her. - Oh!
- Okay, you tell me when. Now?
- Aw.
- Yeah, we can touch her back.
- You can use the other hand
as well.
- You can use both hands.
- Aw, good girl.
- She's very soft, right?
- Oh, she's lovely.
This sea lion,
he's a pretty sexy guy.
[sea lion growls]
So cute. "Ar-ar-ar-ar."
He was so sweet.
[hip-hop instrumental music]
- Wow, these rays are huge.
- I have to say, I think my room
is right over there.
- Look at that guy, that
green guy that just went by
with a big thing on his head.
- Yeah.
Last night was really strange.
- I like Lisa Rinna.
- Yeah.
Yeah, I don't want anybody
to be enraged with anyone.
- Yeah.
- I don't want to live my life
that way, like, I...
- What did she say
about the enraged thing?
She said that
the pictures enraged her?
- Where's it coming from?
- I don't know.
And I don't want to,
like, tell her
she shouldn't
have those feelings.
They're... they're real to her
for whatever reason.
- When I saw the picture,
I got angry about it.
You know, we all have feelings
about it, and that's okay,
and we all have
opinions about it.
- Yeah, as long as
the opinions are coming from
a place of honesty
and not a place of...
- Judgment.
- Yeah.
- Well, I don't think it's fair
to criticize somebody
who's struggling, you know?
It's... it's a big deal. - Yeah.
- I wonder, like, when
Lisa Rinna brings that stuff up,
if there's
something else behind it.
- Yolanda put it out there,
and when you put it out there,
you just... you are open
for discussion.
That's all it really is.
Do you know what I mean?
- I do, but I feel like
she was judged on
how she put it out there,
and I don't think that's right.
- Does she not like Yolanda?
Is it something else?
I want to ask her,
"Do you think she's a liar?"
Is she gonna
call Yolanda a liar?
- I feel like
they've had such problems
with these Instagram photos.
- She said she was enraged.
Like, that's a...
- I know.
- That's a tough one.
That's a big one. - I know.
- The word "enraged" is strong.
"Angry," "I don't understand,"
"I think this is...,"
that I could understand.
But "enraged"
implies something else.
- Let's enjoy this facial,
'cause I need this so bad.
- Me too. Good night.
- Bye-bye.
- Bye-bye.
My mouth is covered anyway,
where it's really
how it always should be.
[chuckles]
- Ready for your kiss, Kyle?
- Yep.
- Aw.
- Aww, she's so cute!
I'm so jealous.
I would love a sea lion
at Villa Rosa.
He could be bouncing
that ball on his nose,
swimming next
to the pink flamingo.
Oh, she's so romantic.
I'd call it "Kyle." [laughs]
Oh, I love her.
♪ ♪
Wow, she moves.
Clever girl! [sea lion barks]
[hip-hop instrumental music]
♪ ♪
[knocking at door]
- Coming.
♪ ♪
- Hello.
- Hello.
Welcome to my suite, darling.
- Ooh, look at you.
Look at this.
- Hi.
- How are you?
- Meow!
Okay, I've done it again.
How are you? - Hello.
- I've... I just saw you.
- I know.
- How's it going?
- Turn around.
Oh, I love! You look so hot.
- Thank you. As do you.
- Oh, my God.
Bad, bad, bad.
- This is gorgeous.
- It's pretty, isn't it?
♪ ♪
- Doesn't have any fish, though.
- It has a beautiful view.
- Wow.
- Doesn't have fish, but look.
You get to see Dubai.
- So how are you doing?
How was your spa treatment?
- Oh, gosh, so nice.
We had these lovely facials.
Like, really chill.
Nothing, you know...
- Yeah.
- Dramatic.
- I did talk to Erika
this morning.
- About?
- She doesn't understand you
saying that you were enraged.
She thinks that's a really big
word that you said last night.
She might ask you about it,
because she's really
not understanding.
I understand Erika saying
that "enraged" is a big word,
because it is.
I think Lisa Rinna really meant
that it upset her, and
I think "enraged" is kind of
getting taken out of context.
- If Erika has something
to say to me,
I think it's time for Erika
to say something to me.
- She probably will,
and I have to ask you,
and I have to tell you
this kind of...
Just totally honestly,
'cause you know I love you.
At the beach that day,
you said a lot of stuff,
and you said a lot
of stuff about LVP too.
- Both Lisa and Kyle
talked plenty about Yolanda
and whether she had Munchausen
or whether she was faking it.
And they sent pictures...
- Really?
- Back and forth to each other.
- Faking it?
- Absolutely.
I've taken the hit.
- I'm just amazed by this.
And it's like
it still hasn't really...
- Well...
- Been talked out and resolved.
- There's still a lot
to talk about, absolutely.
I've been very good
about holding out
on the Lisa Vanderpump
manipulation train.
I've been trying
to see the good in her,
because she's
such a good friend,
and I'm not out to hurt her.
- People are having
a problem just, like,
saying what they're really
feeling 100% about things.
You say 100% to me,
and then you give
a little bit of that.
Maybe we all need to be
more honest about where we are
and what we're really feeling.
It's very frustrating,
because I'm hearing
how she really feels,
and then I see her
not owning it to everybody else.
I know that she told you
in the van
that I mentioned something
about you being manipulative.
- What do... what do I do exactly?
- It's not necessarily
manipulative.
It is directional.
- So now my relationship
is different with these people
because of what
she shared with me,
and yet she's not
sharing it with them.
- I said those things
to you because I trust you
and I feel safe with you.
Why do you care that
I say what I say to you?
- I... I... because everything
you said was so big.
It's, like, giant.
- Well, it was big.
- It was huge.
It wasn't just a little thing.
I mean, you shared, like,
some major feelings about this.
- But isn't that okay
to share major feelings
when you have them?
What's wrong with it?
- Well, of course.
There's nothing wrong with that.
- I'm getting that message.
- You know what it is?
It's saying it
and then kind of
when you're in the moment
of you're actually talking
to that person about it,
you're not as brave,
in my opinion...
- Okay.
- And you retreat.
- Coming up...
- Hang on to your knickers.
All: Whoo!
[upbeat Middle Eastern music]
♪ ♪
- It's not that hot.
- The Atlantis is great,
but I'm so excited
to get out of the hotel.
There's a lot out there, so
we need to see what's going on.
- Here we go.
- What'd you guys do?
- We went to play
with a sea lion,
which was really cute.
- I made out with a sea lion.
Yeah, it kissed me on the lips.
- He's so cute,
like, the big old whiskers,
and come to kiss us
on the cheek.
- Oh, that's cute.
- We went to the aquarium.
- Which was kind of
anticlimactic, considering
I'd slept with them
all night long.
- They were like,
"Oh, hey, there's Eileen."
- They were. "Hi, Eileen."
- What's that?
- That's the famous hotel,
Burj Khalifa.
- Burj Khalifa.
- The world's tallest building.
Maybe I can throw something off.
- Dubai blows my mind.
One minute, I'm in a city
with massive skyscrapers,
and then I'm out in the desert,
and it's just surreal.
♪ ♪
- Have you guys ever been
stranded in a desert?
'Cause you're about to be.
[laughs]
When Erika and I
made a call and said,
"We want to have a nice
Arabian Nights dinner,"
this is not what
we were talking about.
- No, I had envisioned something
a little more glamorous.
- This hairdo of yours
is really intense.
Can I see it in the back?
Erika is a baller.
She flew out
her entire glam squad
so that she could
look good and feel good,
and she has
her buddies with her.
- Do they come into the room,
or are you going to them?
- No, honey,
they're set up in...
- In my bedroom.
This look I'm rocking right now:
desert chic.
- That looks very
Arabian Nights.
- Doesn't it?
- Like, some really amazing,
like, fashion, like, braid,
that's kind of mohawk-y
and pulled back.
- Dark eyes, mohawk braid,
fashion in the desert.
Fierce.
- Okay, here we go.
♪ ♪
- You got to change your shoes.
- These are my sensible shoes.
- You have to be fabulous.
Morning to night, fabulosity.
- Hello, ladies. how are you?
- Hello.
- Hi.
- Nice seeing you.
- Nice to see you.
- Who want to
look different first?
- Me, I go first.
- Okay.
So I'm gonna put the headdress
for you, which is called
the "sheila."
- Oh, yeah,
let me see the colors.
- Oh, God.
- No, they all are black.
- Okay, that works. Ooh.
- I love this. This is so fun.
- Oh, I love it.
- Okay.
- Come on.
- What do you think, yeah?
- Love it!
- You look gorgeous.
- I can rock a head scarf.
I'm up for it. I'm game.
I hope both fit, like that.
- Easy, easy.
How gorgeous is my dress
blowing in the wind?
- This is from my past life.
- I feel like we're right out of
"Sex and the City"
with our turbans on
and our flowy muumuus.
I mean, it is so fabulous.
- Okay, how fast?
- Depend how... how brave you are.
- Oh, I'm brave. I'm in.
- [laughs]
- Just hold on tight.
- Hang on to your knickers.
- Hang on. Let's go!
- Come on. Put your foot down.
Let's go.
[upbeat rock music]
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
- I feel like I'm in,
like, a supermodel shoot,
like a bunch of supermodels
in the back of a Jeep
in the desert doing, like,
some crazy, intense shot.
- Hold on tight again.
All: Whoo! - Oh, my God.
- Don't like-y.
- Yeah. [laughs]
I think I'm falling out.
- Are you falling out?
Don't say that.
[yelling] - [laughs]
- My door.
- We lost one.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- I really wish I had
a seatbelt right now.
- [screaming] ...!
[screaming and laughing]
- So what are we doing here now?
- You're gonna have
a falcon show.
- Oh, look, a bird.
- All right.
Good afternoon, ladies.
My name is Werner,
and this here's my partner
in crime, Gizmo.
Gizmo is the fastest
animal on Earth.
- Some date sparkling juice.
- This little guy will
take off into the wind.
Right, there he goes.
So now I will show you how
we train these guys,
and we do it with food.
And he will now come in and try
and catch this piece of meat.
- Oh, God.
- Oh, God.
What's on the end of that rope?
- Here he comes.
- Wow.
[dramatic music]
- Ooh.
- Close.
- There are falcons everywhere.
There's a falcon
downtown in L.A.
I saw it eat a pigeon.
- Right, this will be
the last one.
I'll let him catch me out now.
Aw, I couldn't get my hand.
- Oh, love it.
- Good boy.
- Bravo.
- Is he aggressive,
or can you touch him?
- I can touch him.
- No, but could we touch him?
- Uh, once he's done eating,
you can give him
a little bit of a touch.
- Is Lisa Vanderpump angling
to bring that falcon
back to Villa Rosa?
Somebody's got to stop her
sometime somewhere.
No falcons.
- Oh, he's so pretty.
- Ooh, that's such
a pretty shot.
[runway music]
♪ ♪
- I... I've been known
to be a wee bit jumpy at times.
- There's the understatement
of the year.
[falcon squeals]
♪ ♪
- Give me a profile shot.
Look at him.
There you go.
♪ ♪
- Red Carpet Rinna.
♪ ♪
- Lisa, go back and kiss it
like the sea lion.
♪ ♪
- Thank you.
- Bye, Gizmo.
- Everyone good?
- Off to the desert night.
♪ ♪
[remixed Middle Eastern music]
♪ ♪
- Wow. Look at this.
- Seriously, this is cool.
♪ ♪
- How sweet.
Look at those lashes.
They put yours to shame.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Beautiful.
- So welcome to our camp.
This is where we're gonna
serve you the food,
the main course,
and, uh, everything,
so I wish you will enjoy
our simple setup,
'cause this is exactly
how they used to sit down
and enjoy their time.
- We're walking
through this Arabic life
with camels and going through
the desert on Jeeps.
- Over here,
that's our henna lady.
She's an artist.
- All different kind
of experiences
that really will make
this trip unique.
- So please feel free
to walk around.
Enjoy your time.
- I'm gonna go get one.
- It's really cool.
- I'm doing it.
- Whoa... whoa.
- So how's everyone feeling?
- Excellent now that
I took that off my head.
- [laughs]
- Exhausted.
- I got a mouth full of sand
and some eyeballs full of sand.
- Something that says,
like, "love" or "peace"
or something in Arabic.
I think the letters
are so beautiful.
- So we... no wine
because it's a holiday?
- This is a dry night.
- So is tomorrow night,
they said.
- Dry night?
- Two nights in a row.
- Two dry nights.
- I'm not sure how long we can
actually go without a drink.
Something, anything...
Some wine, tequila.
I would even take
a little rosé about now.
- What'd you get?
What'd you get?
Let me see. Let me see.
- She did this design.
- She drew it?
- Yeah, she hand drew it.
- And then here,
it means "love."
- What do we want
to do tomorrow, girls?
- I would really love
to go get some giddyups.
- Let's go to the souks, though.
- What is the souks?
- The market.
- The markets.
- The market.
- Here we are.
- All right.
- Oh.
- That looks yummy.
- How do you say "cheers"?
- Fisehatak. all: Fisehatak.
- It's good.
- It's very good.
- I like it.
- Ooh, I like that.
- I wasn't expecting that.
It's creamy.
- Let me go in there again.
- I think that's
very, very nice.
- It's a little hot-chocolatey.
I do too.
- What is in it?
- Tea with camel milk.
[wind blowing]
- Camel?
- Oh, camel milk.
- This is the milk from a camel?
- Yeah.
- Nobody wants to drink milk
out of a camel's boob.
[laughs]
- Camel milk does not taste bad.
But the camel thing does kind of
gross me out.
[camel lows]
Sorry. Camel latte.
- All of a sudden,
it tastes different now.
- All of a sudden, it doesn't
taste so hot-chocolatey.
[laughter]
- I just want to have you
all on the cushions over there.
- Oh, a show.
[tender Middle Eastern music]
♪ ♪
- Oh, wait, I'll buy
that dress off you.
- Erika, that's what we want
to go shopping for, huh?
- Yeah.
- That's it.
- Beautiful.
♪ ♪
- Kyle? Kyle, you can do that.
- This woman is
my spirit animal.
She should've been with us
at Erika's show in San Diego.
[Erika Jayne's "Real Mess"
plays]
- ♪ I'm a princess
princess, princess ♪
♪ I'm a temptress
temptress, temptress ♪
♪ I'm a pretty mess
pretty mess, pretty mess ♪
♪ I'm a mistress
mistress, mistress ♪
- Wow!
- Whoo!
- Beautiful dancing. Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Coming up...
- I'll do some hookah.
[loud laughter]
[upbeat Middle Eastern music]
♪ ♪
- Our main course, uh,
called the ouzi,
and you're gonna love eating it.
- What kind of meat is it?
- Goat?
- Goat.
- Uh, lamb.
Then you're gonna come
for Mr. Adduk,
who's gonna serve you
some camel meat.
- Oh, no, can't eat...
I can't eat Humpy.
[camel lows]
Listen, I've eaten a lot
of things in my life,
but I am not eating a camel.
- Is that true?
- No.
- Camel?
- Yeah, that is true.
- No, I can't eat him.
- Is it all right
if we skip that?
- No.
- No problem.
- I'll try it.
- I mean...
- Okay, so let's start
from the very beginning.
- Humpy?
- When in Rome, girls.
- I don't want to eat the camel.
[remixed Middle Eastern music]
- Just a little bit.
♪ ♪
- Thank you very much.
I'm gonna skip the rice tonight.
Thank you.
- We have some camel meat here.
- Oh, sorry, no,
I'm just doing this.
- I'm gonna try it.
- It looks so beautiful there.
- Thank you.
♪ ♪
- I can't help it.
Did you get it?
Did you get the camel meat?
- Yeah.
- Oh, good.
- I'll try it.
- What is that?
- Here goes the camel meat.
- There's only two outside now.
- We are in Dubai.
It's their culture.
They're serving us some camels,
and I'm gonna eat it.
- Oh, no, Kathryn. Can't.
- Wait.
A little gamey, but there's
a lot of good seasonings in it.
The camel meat is good.
It kind of tastes like chicken.
- Rice is great.
- This is unbelievable.
- The lamb was lovely.
- Mmm.
- I... I'm gonna ask a question.
Um, I don't want to keep
rehashing it, but you know,
we all have played a part
in talking about Yolanda
and talking about the pictures.
There's something that I finally
need to get off my chest
with Lisa Vanderpump.
- I thought you guys
put that to bed.
I thought you guys let that go.
- Well, we have.
- But last night,
you said you became enraged.
- By the picture.
- Yeah, why, babe?
- Why?
[intriguing music]
- Lisa, do you like Yolanda?
♪ ♪
- That's an interesting
question.
Um, I think for me and Yolanda,
it's gonna take some time.
- Right.
- Interesting.
This is interesting.
I have a question.
- Yes.
- What do you think about us?
What do you think about me?
Truthfully.
- I like you more now
than I did when I first met you.
- Why?
- It's hard for me to trust.
But that doesn't mean that
I'm not open, and it doesn't
mean that I have not been open
or have been lying.
- Do you judge us?
- No.
Who am I to judge?
You judge me?
- Probably. [laughs]
- Why's that?
- I mean, I judge everybody
in my own brain.
- Right now may be a good time
to practice keeping
your mouth shut.
- Why would you judge me?
♪ ♪
I've been nothing
but nice to you.
- Well, when I first
saw your video,
I judged a book by its cover.
I Googled this video
that she had done.
[Erika Jayne's "Painkillr"
playing]
- ♪ You made me believe
I was so far away ♪
- I mean, it's sexual in a way
that I just was like, "Whoa."
- But you posed
with "Playboy" twice.
- Totally.
- So why judge me?
Who are you to judge me?
- It was very sexy
and very sexual,
and I was like,
"Wow, I can't look at this."
- "I can't look at this?"
- Yeah, I really had
that moment.
They know.
It's true.
- I'm starting to think
that Lisa Rinna
is using this conversation
with Erika
as a way of not having to get
into conversation
with Lisa Vanderpump.
- I'm just honest about it.
I didn't think it was bad.
I just was like, "Wow.
This is, like..."
- This bitch posed
twice for "Playboy,"
and now she's trying
to get at me in the desert?
Girl, really?
Stop.
- I just... I don't know.
You feel like... I...
It feels like you just
went "whoosh."
- I did.
- How did it go from
camel meat to this weird
Erika Jayne-Lisa Rinna
exchange that's going on?
What just happened?
I wish you would open up more.
- Well, I'm not going to.
- Okay. Anything else?
- No, not really.
[dramatic music]
Why should I open up
more to Lisa Rinna?
She's not treating
my friend very well,
so why would I do that, exactly?
- It is pretty amazing,
isn't it?
[upbeat music]
- How's things?
- Great.
- Perfect.
- Having so much fun?
- Having so much fun.
- Well, I'm gonna light
some shisha for you.
- Whoo!
- What's that?
- The hookah.
- Oh, I'll do a hookah.
- Yeah.
- It's like...
- I'll do some hookah.
- So can I have you
on the mattress, please?
- I would love it
if you and Yolanda
could totally move on
and be friends.
It just feels like you're
holding on to something.
- I can have my feelings.
You have your feelings.
We all are having
our feelings and opinions
about these different things.
But I feel, because she's sick,
that I am a little handcuffed
and I can't have
my true feelings; that's all.
- [sighs] Okay.
- Now I'm preparing you
this blue.
- Thank you. To match my dress.
- Yes.
- Thank you, sir.
- Thank you.
How do we... do we just...
- You just inhale and blow out.
- Just suck it,
but I don't think you inhale it.
Just blow it out.
[lively Middle Eastern music]
♪ ♪
- Got this down.
Hookah, hookah, hookah,
hookah, hookah, hookah...
[laughs] - Right?
[laughter]
- They claim this is safe,
but they also just tried
to feed me a camel,
so I have no idea
what's going on around here.
- I really truly...
I really truly do love you
and like you.
- I know.
- You know that.
- I know that, darling.
- Do you know?
- I know.
- Eileen's right;
sometimes you got to just
meet it head on
and deal with it,
and, you know, I'm doing it.
- What are they saying?
Hold on.
Let's see if we can hear.
- Lisa, I'm gonna ask you
one question...
- Yeah.
- Then we'll be done with it.
At your house,
when I mentioned the Munchausen
and how badly I felt about it...
- Yeah.
- I just was really honest
just about people questioning
about Yolanda.
I talked to somebody
about it, and I engaged.
- Mm-hmm?
- And I just feel ...about it.
You came out after,
and you asked me
why I didn't bring Kyle up.
- No, you said...
- Why did you ask me that?
- I said you should
speak to her yourself.
She was standing there saying,
"A lot of people have been
talking, Munchausen's thing,"
and I thought, "Oh, God, she's
gonna drag us all into it."
So I told her,
"Speak for yourself."
- But you said, "Kyle.
Why didn't you bring Kyle up?"
- I said... I said...
- Why did you say that?
- No, I didn't say that.
- Yes, you did.
- No, I didn't.
- You said,
"Why didn't you bring Kyle up?"
- You said... I didn't.
I said, "I thought you were
gonna bring all of us into it."
- Kyle and Lisa had already been
talking so much about Yolanda
and questioning her illness
that when I came out
with the word "Munchausen,"
they were like, "Oh, thank God.
Hallelujah."
We've all talked
about it, though.
- And I said, "Let it go.
Speak for yourself."
- "Give it to Rinna.
Get it off of us.
I don't want to get dirty."
Everybody was playing
in the mud,
and everybody was dirty.
- Exactly.
- I feel like the scapegoat...
- I said Kyle didn't deny it.
- In all of this.
Because nobody feels
like they're owning up to it.
- All because I would
never had said Munchausen's.
[hip-hop instrumental music]
♪ ♪
- I don't know
if I've ever caught anybody
lying to my face like that.
My eyes are going "whoop!"
Wide open.
And I saw what Eileen
had been talking about.
I have now seen the manipulation
of my friend Lisa Vanderpump.
I'm done.
- Oh, me too.
- Coming up...
- Oh! There's another one!
- [screams] Don't!
[remixed Middle Eastern music]
♪ ♪
- I wish I had a better purse.
This looks, like,
so out of... but whatever.
♪ ♪
- This is really giving Ken
a lot to laugh at.
He makes fun of my kaftan.
- But, Kyle...
- Yeah.
- She's not used to something
as fashionable as that.
- Oh, shut up. You are so mean.
- Haven't you got a muumuu?
She loves those.
- Meanwhile, we've all
been wearing them nonstop.
Look at that one on the right.
Is it okay if we just
dress like this
from now on everywhere we go?
- No.
- Do you know how big we'll get?
- Wearing tight clothes
keeps us in check.
- 100%.
I was in a supermarket
in Bahrain a few years ago,
so I know
what this is all about.
- Why did I dress like
a pirate today of all days?
- Yeah, in our jeans.
- Great.
- Yeah, in my boots.
This is really, like, not smart.
- I think these women have this,
like, "Sex and the City" type
of fantasy for a supermarket.
It smells like mothballs.
A dose of Dubai reality
is about to slap the...
Out of these bitches.
- Wait, I have to see this.
I'm sorry.
- That's what I expected,
like "Sex and the City."
"Sex and the City" shoes.
- They did?
- Yes.
- They got these?
- Sarah Jessica got these.
Exactly. - Do we need these?
- Well, if Sarah Jessica
got them, I always say, "Yes."
- I mean, really?
- Could I see that one?
I like that one too, though.
- They're cute.
- I like this one.
- There's two things
that you have to do
when you go to a foreign country
and you want to get
to know the culture.
You got to eat their food,
and you got to
buy their clothes.
- Those are cute.
You need to get them.
- It's a little expensive.
- How much?
- 250.
- Two for all three.
- How much is it?
- 55, ma'am.
- 85. Here we are.
- Thank you. One minute.
- I'll give you 80.
That's my attempt at bargaining.
- $230, all of them.
- $210.
- $230.
- You know what?
I'm in a good mood today.
- Yeah, me too.
We'll give you $220.
Oh, God, I wish I could bargain
for shoes in Beverly Hills.
- Give me 60 for them together.
- 60?
- 40 and 20.
I think you should do it for 40.
No, I don't have 120.
I'll give you 70.
I think we could've
gotten a better deal,
but I wasn't in the mood.
- Oh, we gave him an extra 10.
It's fine.
- How much for this one?
- Much appreciated.
- 50 dirhams, madame.
- Come on. 30?
Okay.
- That was good.
- I don't negotiate
in the United States.
I don't know. I just felt free.
I was, like,
bargaining my butt off.
- You guys, it's Kathryn's
birthday tomorrow.
- I know. Oh, my God.
- Oh, we got to
get her something.
- What better way to celebrate
your birthday than live
like they do in Dubai,
over the top?
- Oh, my God.
- I mean, what would I
really do with this?
- I think wear it
with nothing on.
- How much is the Burj Khalifa?
- 35 dirham.
- Sold.
- Who are you getting that for?
- Kathryn. Happy birthday.
- Oh, there's a whole bunch
of Arabic perfume.
Ah! Sorry.
[laughter] Delicious.
- What size is this,
one size fits all?
Oh! No! [screams]
No! Oh, God.
- There's another one
on your shirt!
- Don't! No!
[laughter]
- Take it off. Take it off.
- No, get... no. A roach?
I'm so afraid of roaches.
Shut the front door.
Thank you so much.
Ugh.
Oh, my God. No, no, no, no.
- Can... can I come
to your room later
and chat with you at some point?
- Sure. Of course.
- Lisa Vanderpump said to me,
"Why didn't you
bring Kyle into it?"
She denied it completely.
I am blown away.
That'd be okay, we meet...
- Of course, of course.
- I know what happened
to Eileen,
but it's now happened to me,
right to me, to my face.
- I love those shoes, so cute.
- Got a couple great buys.
♪ ♪
- How much was that?
- How much was this?
In the end, it was...
- Like, $100.
- $100.
- That's beautiful.
- Seriously, if you saw that
in Neiman Marcus,
how much would it be?
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, like 500 bucks, $700?
- Easy.
- I bought you
a birthday present.
Happy birthday, but this
isn't your real present.
This is your... present.
This is just your souk present.
- [gasps] I love it.
The Burj Khalifa. Wow.
- The gold Burj Khalifa.
- Wow.
- Usually on a trip,
I'm really, like, go, go, go,
but today this old girl
needs a nap.
- I love Nobu.
- I've been waiting to eat here.
I'm so excited.
- Where's Lisa Vanderpump?
- She's taking a nap.
- Who naps
while you're on vacation?
- Welcome to Nobu Dubai.
- Hi.
- How are you?
- I have your table
right over here.
- Love that, Nobu Dubai.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- Thank you.
- Could we put in an order
really quickly?
- That's fine.
- I would love some
miso cod lettuce cups.
- Absolutely.
- Crispy rice and spicy tuna.
- Order of sea urchin.
- I'll get that out
for you in just a moment.
Thank you. - Thank you so much.
- I'm so happy to be here.
- It's, like,
been a whirlwind so far.
A whirlwind. - I know.
We go; we come home;
we change; we go; we go.
- But it's always like that
on trips.
- It is.
- Don't want to miss anything.
- No time for jet lag.
- None.
There's not been time
to even talk about things
that need to be talked about.
- Who are you talking about
when you say that?
- I don't want to talk... well,
I guess I have, though.
I had a moment
with Lisa last night
about when I came over
and I shared about
engaging in the
Munchausen conversation.
As I walked out,
she ran up to me,
and she said, "Why didn't you
bring Kyle into this?"
- What does that make you think
when you hear that right now?
I'm curious, 'cause
you guys have...
- She turned the story around.
- I actually already knew that.
I've known that.
I remember that day clearly,
'cause you guys went outside.
We actually spoke after that.
- Okay, so help me with it.
- She said something about,
"Oh, I was talking to Rinna."
I said, "Oh, I couldn't believe
what she said," you know,
"Munchausen, blah-blah,"
and I thought
she was gonna throw you
in it, mention you,
and I said,
"Why would you say that?"
I know when Lisa Vanderpump's
up to something.
I know her well enough to know.
"Why are you saying
my name to Rinna?"
I said, "Don't be
planting seeds."
- Okay.
- She wanted Lisa Rinna to say,
"Kyle and I have been talking
about the whole Munchausen
thing."
I said, "Lisa, I know exactly
what you're doing right now."
I said to her, "If you're going
to take me down,
I will take you down in flames
with me," is what I said to her.
- Okay. Vanderpump's caught.
If she said something to Kyle
but she totally denies it
with me, she's caught.
- Here's why I'm not more upset
than I maybe should be.
I think that
even though she said that,
that I think
she does care about me,
and after so many years
of having problems,
I'm so happy to be,
like, getting along.
- I know you are.
- I let my feelings
with Lisa Vanderpump
be known that day.
"I know what you said out there.
It's not okay,
and let's let that end here."
And it did.
- I understand your
reaction, actually. I do.
I mean, there are times
where your head is
really far up her ass,
it looks like.
Kyle just let me
hang out there to dry.
I understand not wanting
to hurt someone,
but to let me just
take the fall,
is that a true friend?
I feel like everybody
lets her get away with it.
Like, we all just
don't call her out on it.
Now I understand
why Eileen has said...
And I think you have too...
She doesn't want
to get her hands dirty.
She wants other people
to get involved,
and then she gets
to go like this.
- She can't handle it.
- Why?
- 'Cause she's not as strong
as we think.
She gets scared.
- I've known her for 26 years,
and Lisa Vanderpump
might not be as strong
as everybody thinks,
but it's still no excuse to lie.
Sorry, Charlie, no excuse
to lie, uh-uh.
I am no longer gonna allow
myself to be the scapegoat.
- Coming up...
- Why's it okay for me
to take the bullet all the time?
It's pissing me off.
- Okay. I get it.
- You feel like you're
the scapegoat?
- Yeah. I get it.
- I'm feeling
like a number one a-hole.
[remixed Middle Eastern music]
♪ ♪
[doorbell rings]
- This is an amazing room.
It's triple the size
of my first pad.
Coming!
Those steps, oh, my God,
it's like going up Mt. Everest.
Hi. - Hey.
- [laughs]
What's going on?
- Last night
with Lisa Vanderpump,
when you went over
to smoke the...
- Hookah.
- Whatever, the hookah.
I asked her the question,
"At your house,
"after I came to you
"and opened up
about the Munchausen,
"why did you run after me
and say to me,
'Why didn't you
bring Kyle into it?'"
People think I'm crazy,
but I've seen it.
She changed the entire story.
I talked to Eileen
because I have someone
that will listen
and hear me and help me try
to figure something out.
- If you say it enough times,
it becomes the truth.
- And it's not.
- Thank you.
I know for a fact
that Vanderpump
can be very manipulative,
and this is just
one of those instances.
Just so you know, 'cause I have
to get this off my chest,
I feel like I'm pounding
on Vanderpump,
and it doesn't go anywhere.
And I feel like
I'm being a bitch now,
and I really don't
want to do that.
It's so frustrating for me,
because I haven't
made anything up.
I'm not a bully by nature.
- I know that.
- These are all facts.
What happened with
Lisa Vanderpump in the Hamptons
really should've been nothing.
Everybody runs for cover...
- I know.
- And I'm sick of it.
I would love it
if Lisa Vanderpump
would take some accountability,
and that's what's been
bothering me
for the last few months.
- You are so right!
- Why is okay for me to take
the bullet all the time?
It's pissing me off.
- Okay. I get it.
- You feel like you're
the scapegoat?
- Yeah, I get it.
- I'm feeling like
a number one a-hole.
- Okay, and I hear you 100%.
- Really?
- I always want to just
get clear with you,
because I honor
our relationship.
You are a true friend to me.
- Thank you.
- And I'm not always
the best at maybe being
a true friend to you,
but I want to be.
- Well, just so you know,
I mean,
I adore you, and I love you,
and I feel that way
about you too.
But this lately,
I'm just like, "Oh, man."
- I just brought this up
with Kyle and...
- You did?
- I did.
And the truth
is that Vanderpump,
what she said to Kyle was,
"Oh, I thought Rinna was
gonna bring you into it."
She switched it, and Kyle goes,
"If that were the case,
I'm gonna bring you with me,
"and you're gonna go down
in... flames with me."
- She's just playing one person
against the other.
- So Kyle had to cop to it
in the moment right there.
- I can't actually believe
that Kyle knows
that Lisa Vanderpump was trying
to throw her under the bus.
She's known all along?
This is nuts.
- With all of my feelings
about Yolanda
and all of the confusion,
whatever I have felt, I smell...
That's okay,
and it's gonna come out.
I'm not going down alone.
They're all coming with me.
I'm sorry.
I've been the scapegoat.
I've allowed myself
to be the scapegoat.
No more.
Lisa Vanderpump and Yolanda
do not like each other.
Lisa Vanderpump
wants to get Yolanda,
so she was thrilled beyond
when I started to talk
about Yolanda and her illness.
I just want everyone
to cut the...
Let's be honest now.
I know you want it.
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna own it.
I'm not gonna back down.
- I think you're gonna be
owning it pretty soon,
'cause we're going to dinner.
It's gonna be
a very interesting evening.
- Okay, obsessed
with that lip color, Scott.
- Yeah, it's a good one.
- How was last night with, like,
the camels and all that stuff?
- It was stunning.
I mean, you know,
it's like a desert safari,
'cause you were on this...
- Wait, how did
our look hold up?
Was it good?
- I felt it looked great
until they tied this, like,
black Bedouin thing
around my head,
and I was like, "No!
There goes my head."
- Over the braid?
- There goes my mohawk.
It costs a lot of money
to bring my glam squad,
but they're worth it,
so I'll be looking great
while everyone else
looks a little dusty.
We went to the souk.
Apparently, Kathryn...
And I wasn't there...
She tried on a dress,
and there was a bug on it,
like, a roach.
- Lies.
- I swear to God.
And she... - Not a live roach.
- And she said she tore it off,
and she was screaming.
I can't keep it together.
- So gross but so funny.
- So gross,
but it is really funny.
Dubai realness at its best.
[knocking]
- Knock knock.
- Kath?
- It's me.
- Get your ass down here.
- What's the look
you're going for tonight?
- Wouldn't you say
it's a little Versace,
a little Babyface?
- I need that kind of stuff.
- Yeah, you do.
I'm here to help you with that.
- We're gonna get a good team
of gays around you.
- Around you.
- Are you saying I'm corny?
- No.
- No, we're saying... no.
- After the whole web fiasco...
- Why would you say to Kathryn,
"Don't get tangled in my web?"
- Honestly, I thought
we had spoken in confidence,
so I'm a little disappointed.
- That's on you.
- It feels so nice to be able
to talk openly to Erika
and think
that she understands me.
- Every diva needs her gays.
Period, end of story.
- Do you see me
as a diva, though?
- Look at you in your crop top.
- Yeah, in a crop top
with a rocking bod.
That's normal 51 in Dubai.
- [laughs]
- We've gotten the best weather
since we've been here.
- Oh, gosh.
- I thought it was gonna be
so hot.
- Oh, cute.
- Oh, look at us.
- Hello, ladies. How are you?
- Hello.
- Good evening.
Welcome to Royal Beach.
- Thank you.
- Oh, is this not cute?
- This is so cute.
- You know I love a red carpet.
- Yep.
- There you go.
- How beautiful.
I haven't had the perspective.
This is just breathtaking.
- It really is.
- People are coming.
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Welcome to our party.
- Ladies, ladies.
- Hello, ladies.
- Welcome.
- You look so pretty
in your pink and...
- Ernge.
- Mwah.
- "Ernge"?
- Ernge.
- Mwah.
- Mwah.
- How was your afternoon?
- I took a nap, much needed.
I needed a moment
to, like, lay it down
and get it together.
- Lucky you.
- Uh-huh.
- I know, right?
- Lucky.
- Is that a Versace from back
in the day, the necklace?
- No, it's Versace,
but it's new.
It looks like it was
an old design.
- You like a little
rosé or white?
- I would like Grey Goose
on the rocks with some olives.
- Grey Goose, rocks, and olives?
- Double.
- One double with ice
and olives on the stick.
- Yeah, I'll have one too.
I'll do that. - Sure.
- I need a big fat... drink
to prepare
for this dinner, okay?
I had my own moment last night.
I got to see Lisa Vanderpump...
change history in a story.
- How'd that make you feel?
- Horrible.
- Were you shocked?
- I was horrified by it.
- How was lunch?
- It was good.
Rinna has a lot of things
on her mind right now.
- Trust me,
I got some of it last night.
- She's feeling a little
misunderstood right now,
and she wants
to explain herself.
- A little misunderstood?
Yes, I'm having a hard time
understanding her.
Rinna is just creating...,
and you know what?
She's really good at it.
- You know how to do this.
Play smart, not... get smart.
- Thank you.
I feel support. That's nice.
- I want to be your friend.
- You know what?
I want to be friends with you,
and I want to...
- Good.
- I really do.
- I want us to get
to know each other.
I don't want to get
to know you about the past.
I don't know Kim,
and I don't know Brandi.
Stop living in the past.
I'm here now. She's here now.
Don't discredit us.
- That's a good point.
- It's my nature
to reach out first.
I don't like problems.
I like to solve things
right away.
This is Dubai.
We came here for a good time.
Come on.
It's today, so get to know us.
Build friendships with us.
- Hello, girls.
- Hello.
- Look at you. How are you?
- Hello.
- You look so good.
Hi.
- Gorgeous.
- Beautiful.
- So pretty.
- Stunning.
- It's very strange.
Kyle and I arrive,
and they're kind
of complementing Kyle
and everything
and blatantly ignore me.
That's so weird.
- Hello, everyone.
- Hello.
- Oh.
- Mm.
- Girls, tomorrow
when we go to the mall,
there's a lot of rules we have
to make sure we stick to.
- We heard that.
- What are they?
- First of all,
we already know no swearing,
no giving the finger,
no talking about...
s-e-x.
- Okay.
- Oh, yeah.
- Really?
- Oh, no.
- Yeah, even if it's your own
personal... I know.
It's really hard not to.
You should dress properly.
This is good. - Mm-hmm.
- It's time for Lisa Rinna
to really own
how she feels and speak up.
- [clears throat]
- She has to honor the truth.
- Um, I feel like I have
to get something off my chest.
- Coming up...
- Maybe I enjoy having
what we have
and I don't want to ...that up.
Whatever. I don't care.
- I feel like I have
to get something off my chest.
Last night, you rewrote
the truth.
- That is not true.
- If you're gonna go here,
you better have
your facts in line,
because Vanderpump is not gonna
let you off the hook, baby.
- Why did you come after me
at your house and say...
- It's not coming after you.
We were saying good-bye.
- "Bring Kyle into this?"
- No.
- "Why didn't you bring Kyle
into this?"
- No, no, no.
No. No. No, no, no, Lisa.
- Don't deflect.
Why did you say that?
- Lisa, that is not true.
I'm in a good place with Kyle.
- I'm happy about that for you.
- Yeah, exactly.
- I'm not trying to... see,
this is between us.
Why did you come after me
and say,
"Why didn't you
bring Kyle into that?"
- No way.
I did not say that to you.
You must've misunderstood me.
I did not say that to you.
I go across the bridge,
as I always do,
to say good-bye to somebody,
and she was saying, "Oh, God.
What have I said?
What have I done?"
And I just remember
saying to her,
"Oh, God, I thought
you were gonna
drag us all into it,"
and I took her hand,
and I said, "You should speak
from your point of view,
not everybody else's."
- I don't know what she said to
you; I know what she said to me.
- Okay.
- She came upstairs.
And she said,
"I said to Lisa, 'Oh, my God.
'That Munchausen's
such a big word.
'I thought you were gonna
throw Kyle in it.
'Like, phew.
Like, I thought you were gonna
drag me into it.'"
- Why would I drag you into it?
Why would Lisa Vanderpump
say to me,
"Why didn't you
bring Kyle into it?"
And then why would she
say to Kyle,
"Phew, I thought Lisa Rinna
was gonna bring you into it."
What does Lisa Vanderpump want?
What the... is that all about?
- Why did you say that?
[women talking at once]
Why would you say that? Why me?
- No, I didn't say that.
Why would I say that?
- I want to know.
Why would you say that?
- That's not true, Kyle.
- Lisa, why would you say that?
- Lisa, that's not true.
- Well, she just said it.
Kyle said it, not Lisa. - No.
- I'm like,
"What the... is going on?"
Like, can we just,
like, have a drink?
Can we get on a camel?
Can we do anything other
than... fight on the beach?
I look too good to be
fighting on the beach.
- Kyle just said...
- I'm saying
what she told me she said,
and then I said, you know,
"I hope... I don't know
why you'd bring me into it."
- But why would you say
that to her? Why would you say,
"Oh, I thought you were
gonna bring her into it"?
- Exactly.
Why would you even say it?
The truth is the truth.
We all have talked about it.
It's been talked about.
And I'm not gonna be
the only one
that goes down for this.
I'm not. That, I can tell you.
- Are you talking
about the Munchausen's?
- Yeah.
- Okay, but the Munchausen's...
- I'm not going down for it.
- Hold on.
Hold on. Hold on a second.
But the first I heard it
was from you.
So when you say
you're not going down,
I feel like I'm getting pulled
into it, like, again.
We need a backup or something.
- Lisa Vanderpump
was already talking
about Yolanda and her illness.
So was Kyle.
Once I jumped in, they went,
"Halle... lujah.
"We can let Rinna take the fall.
Happy day."
They backed off so fast
the minute I came up
with the word "Munchausen,"
and they acted like,
"Oh, I'm so shocked.
I can't believe
she would talk about it."
I mean, are you kidding me?
We've actually all been talking.
- No, we've gone
backwards and forwards,
and like, you know,
being a little jovial
about things like...
- Not jovial. Making fun of.
- Well, no. Yeah.
- Let's be honest.
- I'm not gonna take that,
because I never said
Yolanda had Munchausen's,
and I'm not gonna be
a part of that.
If you want to say that I made
comments about her Instagram,
well, Lisa has too
but not about Munchausen's.
- I owned it myself.
I stood right there.
I said I would never
bring anyone into it.
- But you went, "Everybody's
been talking about it."
- No.
- Not you two.
- No. No. No.
- Get everybody.
- Can't take it. Can't take it.
- We're not making that up.
- That's such BS. Oh, my God!
There's no reason in the world
that you would
go upstairs with Kyle
and say, "Oh, my God.
I thought she was gonna
throw you under the bus."
Isn't that crazy?
That's making me crazy, 'cause
Kyle is sitting there knowing
that her close friend
is willing to throw her
under the bus
in regard to another friend,
i.e. Yolanda,
and she's just sitting there
like it's okay,
like she expects it, almost.
And just... "Oh, well.
That's what she does."
It's weird. It's
like some parallel universe.
I don't get it.
- I understand this reaction
may be confusing to you,
but I know that Lisa loves me.
- I do love you.
- Okay.
- I know you do.
- So why...
- And guess what. And maybe she
...up. I don't...
Maybe she... up, you guys.
- Why did she say that?
- I wouldn't...
- No, maybe it's... Lisa.
If you did, it's okay.
If you did, guess what.
I forgive you.
- Okay.
- And it's okay.
We all forgive you.
- We all forgive you.
- I know we all ...up sometimes.
- We all forgive you.
- I love Lisa,
and I take the good
with the bad.
We've worked too hard to get
to where we are
to ruin a friendship
over something like that.
We all have flaws.
And guess what.
Maybe... I don't know.
Maybe it's because I have
bigger problems in my life.
Maybe it's because I've had
so many problems
with my sisters.
Maybe I enjoy... - Don't cry.
- Having what we have
and I don't want to ...that up.
Whatever.
I don't care. - Okay.
- Don't cry.
- I really don't.
- Okay, but we...
- If she did that, whatever.
It's like this to me
on the whole spectrum.
- Okay.
And I respect that, but we do.
- Yeah, we're in it, Kyle.
- That's fine.
That's what I said.
That's your thing.
So fine, you do that.
- We do.
- It's not mine.
I don't... care. Pardon.
I knew this five months ago.
- You knew what five months ago?
- This conversation.
I knew this four months ago.
- I don't care.
- No, she changed the story.
- I did not change the story.
- I 100% believe
that Lisa Rinna
is telling her truth.
I also believe that Vanderpump,
when she said that
she didn't mean it that way,
I believe that she's
telling her truth.
I don't think that either one
of them have convinced any of us
one way or the other.
- By the way... by the way...
- You're always having a go me.
- Oh, excuse me?
- Yeah, you always have a go
at me, so...
- You know what?
- I'm always having a go at you?
- No, she's not always
having a go at you.
- Listen, I'm sorry.
This is pissing me off.
And I'm gonna tell you why.
In the Hamptons, you said
something very offensive to me.
- Can't we just get along?
- What did I say
that was so offensive?
- You know what, Lisa?
- What did I say?
- This is the thing.
You say how supportive you are?
A friend doesn't say, "Is that
when the affair started?
Was that when it was?
Was that when it was?"
- I didn't think
it was a big deal.
It was out there.
- Lisa, guess what.
Clearly it was a big deal to me,
so I'm just telling you.
- And I apologized to you.
- No, you didn't, Lisa.
- Well, what's the big deal
of saying...
- The big way is... you know
what the big deal is? Own it.
Just say, "I'm sorry."
- I said I'm sorry
for saying "the affair."
- No, you really didn't.
You really didn't.
- Okay.
- You said, "I'm sorry
for asking too many questions."
- I apologize if I asked you
too many questions.
[chuckles]
- That's not an apology, Lisa.
I don't know.
If I ever said that... excuse me.
I'm still talking.
- Wow, Eileen.
- If I had ever said that...
Yeah, because I'm upset,
and this has never
been resolved for me.
- She's upset. She's upset.
- Oh, my God.
She just won't seem
to let it go.
She's like a dog with a bone.
"Grr."
- You know what it feels
like to me?
- Yeah.
- You can't apologize.
You can't own your...
And I'm just calling it now,
'cause I'm sick of it.
Just learn to say you're sorry.
[dramatic music]
- You can say the words,
but you don't get it.
- Clearly, your apology
doesn't work for her.
- I get that. I get that.
- She doesn't feel the sincerity
of it.
I think it's
a cultural difference.
I really do. I think
that Lisa Vanderpump is English.
And when she says she's sorry,
it doesn't come across with,
like, all the little, like,
warm fuzzies
that Eileen wants.
- I... I'm just so disappointed.
I put you maybe
on a pedestal too much.
Maybe I have too much
of a high hope for you.
- Why would you put me
on a pedestal, Rinna?
- Maybe I have too much,
because what you just did
blows my mind, Lisa.
- Are you kidding me?
- No, I'm not.
I'm disappointed in Lisa,
because I really...
You know,
I think so highly of her,
and I have such respect for her.
And she really let me down
in a lot of ways
by not being honest.
I lost respect for her tonight.
- I've been really loyal to you.
- And I've been really loyal
to you,
so we can absolutely
agree on that.
- Rinna's disappointed in me?
Well, I'm really
disappointed in her.
I used to have fun with Rinna,
but she's taken it
to a whole different level.
I don't feel the same way now.
Oh, you know what?
I've heard enough.
I really have heard enough.
- I knew that was coming too.
- Relax. Relax.
We're okay. - No.
- Okay, you guys,
we're all gonna sit here,
and we're gonna be okay.
We're gonna talk it out.
You're not going anywhere.
I don't want Lisa Vanderpump
to run away
like she's done in the past.
I want to know about the truth
about the tabloids
and the suitcase.
You said to put them
in a suitcase.
- I didn't see the tabloids
until I got back.
- No, that's not true.
- Good night.
Thank you very much.
- No.
- We're out of here.
- I want her to stay.
I want her to talk to the women.
We've got to get
through it somehow.
You can't just pretend
it didn't happen and run away.
- You don't have to run.
This is... you know,
we're not ganging up
on you, Lisa.
- This is what happens
when things are really truly
not resolved.
- We are not bullies,
and we're not mean.
We're not coming
from a bad place.
We are just being honest.
- Yeah, I feel
like I shouldn't say anything.
- No, don't be the victim.
Don't.
You don't need to be the victim.
- Are we ever gonna get
to a place where we can, like...
- I don't think
this is huge-huge-huge stuff.
- Well, it doesn't feel
very good to me
when we're sitting in Dubai
and we're having
to do this right now.
- You want her to take
responsibility
for something she said.
She's not gonna do it,
in your opinion.
- Well, hold up. You know,
it's her word against mine.
- In your eyes, yes.
- She feels really strongly
about it.
- I mean, I feel strongly
about it too.
- To resolve these things,
I think Rinna really
needs Vanderpump
to come clean and say, "Hey,
I did say,
'Bring Kyle into it.'"
And if she doesn't get that,
she's not letting go.
- You know, I just... I'm not
gonna let you rewrite this.
You tried to rewrite it,
and it's not okay,
and I had a light bulb
go off last night,
and I went, "Oh, my God."
- So what bothers you the most
about that situation?
- Oh, my God. Are you kidding?
- No, Eileen,
I know... I have my own feeling.
- Because she's lying.
- Next time
on "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...
- How gorgeous.
- Ooh, I love a white Rolls.
- Gosh.
- I feel some retail therapy
coming on.
- The Burj Khalifa.
- I'm afraid I'm gonna be
magnetically pulled.
- Oh, my God.
- I feel like if I take
too many steps forward,
I'll just plunge. It's weird.
I don't understand it.
I got problems.
- They're not about
fixing people anymore.
They toss it aside,
and they get on with new wives,
new friends.
Like, nobody stays together.
People just move away
and get on with their life.
People don't like sick people.
- You're okay
with her betraying you?
- I didn't betray her.
- That's what it is.
- Yeah, you did.
- That's BS.
I don't like it. Done.
- I will not... tell a lie.
- I'm not asking you
to tell a lie.
- I'm asking you
not to tell one!
- To learn more
about the Housewives,