The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 6, Episode 16 - Episode #6.16 - full transcript
The ladies support Camille's cancer charity by shopping for diamonds. Lisa Vanderpump rallies her friends for a march that's dear to her heart. Eileen confronts Lisa Vanderpump about her possible manipulations, while Lisa Rinna admits her trust issues to Yolanda. And some of the women head to New York for Yolanda's Lyme Gala - in Erika's private jet.
- Previously on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- You ready?
- Yeah, I'm ready.
- Okay.
- I'm scared to go
into that area
'cause of spiders.
- Don't come over here!
[laughter]
- Thank you for your invite
to New York.
- You're welcome.
I'll be receiving an award
from the Global Lyme Alliance.
- Are you guys
all flying together?
- Uh, with Eric and Tom.
- Raise your hand
when you hear the beeps.
[device beeping]
- I lost my hearing when
I was going through my divorce.
My husband calls it
selective hearing,
but I just quite often
tell people, "I don't hear you."
- Hi, beautiful.
- Uh-oh, you don't
feel good, do you?
You don't have to come
to this tonight.
- Just not having a good day.
- That's fine. I love you.
I'll see you soon.
Yolanda couldn't show up
to her friend,
Erika's house that night
'cause she didn't feel well.
You don't go hang out
with Brandi
and Kim Richards over Erika.
I mean, that's fáááed up.
- Do you think we
should walk today?
- I can't, can't. I...
David gets impatient.
He's lost his partner in crime.
Whoo-hoo!
And we're either gonna all get
through it together
or we're not.
- I'm good.
- How good?
'Cause I need you to be
really fáááing good.
[upbeat music]
- My lips were made for talking,
and that's just what they'll do.
- In Beverly Hills,
you can be anything,
but it's most important
to be yourself.
- I'm an enigma
wrapped in a riddle and cash.
- I may be an actress,
but that doesn't mean
I'll stick to your script.
- Fake friends
believe in rumors.
Real friends believe in you.
- Don't hate the game.
Just marry a player.
- I'm passionate about dogs,
just not crazy about bitches.
[phone trilling]
- Hi, Gigi.
- Hi, Mama.
- How was your show today?
- It was amazing.
Wish you were here.
- Yeah, good for you, my love.
Well, you looked amazing,
and I love you so much,
and I am so proud of you, okay?
- Okay, love you, bye.
- Okay, love you.
[phone trilling]
- Hey, babe.
- Question.
I know you're at the gym,
but I'm kind of
struggling with my...
Writing my speech
for the Global Lyme Alliance.
Well, usually it
doesn't make me nervous
to speak in front of people,
but my children
are gonna be there,
and so I'm scared,
and I'm very nervous.
- Really?
I thought the one you did
last time was incredible.
- I know, but that was
two years ago.
My brain used to be
free-flowing and expression.
I lost the ability
to all of that.
Now I got to think
of everything 100 times.
- I'm sure it's great.
- I've been working...
Writing on it every day
for two weeks, but I just want...
- For two weeks?
- Yeah.
- Holy smokes.
- I invited all the girls
to the Lyme event in New York
because the more they can
be part of my journey,
the more it will
open their heart
and they will understand
what this is really about.
- I'm sure it's awesome, but,
you know, do you want
my five cents worth?
I'm happy to do it, baby.
- Okay, dear. Well, I love you.
- Okay?
- Okay, I love you.
- Okay, love you, babe.
- Bye, sweetheart.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Kathryn, hi.
- How are you?
Good to see you again.
- Nice to see you again.
I'm Monica...
and you're Donnie, right?
- Hello, absolutely.
- Nice to see you guys again.
Both: Good to see you.
- Come on in.
- Thank you.
- Are you excited?
- I'm really excited.
- Are you nervous?
Yep, and you'll
have a seat here.
- Wonderful.
- Donnie, you get...
It's a small office.
- That's okay. That's okay.
We like to be close.
- So, what I'm gonna do first
is just remind you kind of
what we have and how it works.
- After meeting
with Doctor House,
I've decided to get the
hearing device he recommends.
- There are these options.
- Uh-huh?
- A type of hearing aid.
You wear a little device
on the right side,
that would transmit
the sound to the good ear.
- I have been waiting 18 years
for something to come out to
help me hear on my right side,
and this is it.
I'm so excited.
This is so amazing. - Yeah.
So now what I want to do
is put them on your ear
and just make sure
they fit, okay?
- That's cool.
- I'm so excited.
- That's really cool.
I can't wait to see it.
- I can hol... okay.
Am I... is it picking up sound
right now?
- It... it probably is.
- Yeah, 'cause I'm
hearing you...
- Yeah, yeah.
- More clearly than I did
when you were talking
before you put them in.
- Yep, and... and that's really
how it works... exactly.
In this room, I mean,
being that it's a kind of
of a quiet room like this...
Oh, you're so sweet.
But, yeah, you are gonna hear me
more clearly, and you'll
hear your husband
and everybody else more clearly.
- We take for granted
the senses,
and until you lose one of them,
you don't realize
how much you rely on them
and how much of a quality
of life it gives you.
This is big for me.
- It is. It is big, yeah.
- [sighs]
Wow.
I kind of forgot
what I wasn't hearing,
and I had no idea how much
I was missing all these years.
Am I talking loud now?
I'm, like, hearing myself.
I'm like...
- [chuckles]
- You always talk loud.
- Well, no wonder,
'cause I'm deaf.
- Yeah, she only has one ear.
- I... like, right now...
- I know, I know.
- Yeah.
- I was at a dinner
a couple nights ago, too,
with some... with some
friends of mine.
- Uh-huh.
- And we kind of got
into a little bit
of a heated discussion,
you could call it.
Don't roll your eyes.
- Why shouldn't I roll my eyes?
- Why are you?
- Why are you yelling
at me in my own home?
- Erika said,
"Why are you hollering?"
and I was like,
"I'm not hollering."
Oh, clearly I must have been,
because my voice was probably
a little raised, right?
- Sure, right.
- It's a game-changer.
- Yeah.
- I mean, I'm sure some people...
I'm talking loud again.
- See, she monitored
herself, so there you go.
- I'm sure... I think I have
been really hollering
at people for the last
so many years.
Maybe I do need
to apologize to Erika.
I was probably
a little aggressive.
- So you can crank it up
and crank it down, can't you?
- You're talking really loud.
- I always talk loud.
- You just didn't know it.
[all laughing]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- These are just stunning.
Stunning.
I love Tahitian pearls.
- I think we're gonna be
somewhat on time.
It's, like, a miracle.
- I know, right?
- Camille had battled
endometrial cancer
and is now in remission,
so she's having an event
at her home for
the Race to End Women's Cancer.
- We're gonna have
a great night!
Oh, this looks great!
- Camille has been
through so much, really,
with relationships
and dealing with this cancer.
If she ever needs any of us,
we all kind of rally,
you know, for her support.
- That's great.
- Look after him.
You're a good boy, aren't you?
Don't want to be late.
Don't want to be in trouble.
- We're never late.
- Enough trouble as it is.
- We're gonna have
a great night.
- Oh.
- This is beautiful.
- So cute here.
- [laughing] Whoa.
- Wow.
- Hello!
- Hello, beautiful.
- Yeah, I made it.
Oh, my God.
So happy to see you.
- So nice to see you.
- You look amazing.
Elegant and classy as always.
- I just wanted to come
and tell you
I love you and support you
in all that you do.
- Oh, thank you.
- You know, so many people
don't have the balls
to share their journey.
- Thank you so much for coming.
It means so much to me.
- Thank you.
- Hi!
How are you?
- Wow, what a great haircut!
- Hello, beautiful.
- Thank you.
- How are you?
- I would not have missed this.
- Hi.
- I love it.
- I've never in my life
had short hair,
and was just like,
"Okay, let's... I need
to just do something."
You know, just wanted change.
- How are you?
Look at this hair!
- I know, don't you love it?
- It's adorbs.
- It's a whole different thing.
I'm gonna own it.
- Hey!
- How are you?
Mwah! How are you?
You look good. - Good.
Oh, my baby.
- Hey, you're just so pretty.
Look at you in diamonds.
In thinking
about seeing Yolanda,
I feel uncomfortable.
I have said some big things.
She scares the sháá out of me,
'cause I think she's more
manipulative than anybody.
- Hi.
- Hi, Yolanda.
How are you, sweetie? - Good.
- Oh, your hair looks so good.
- I just really...
I'm... I'm uncomfortable.
- Yeah.
I think I'm going
the right direction.
- My husband is here!
Aah! - [laughing]
- Hello.
- Hi, darling.
- I want to thank you
all for coming.
I am truly, truly touched
and grateful for you all
being here to support the
Foundation for Women's Cancer.
We're all here
because we all had somebody
who's been touched
by cancer in their lives.
I am here because I am
still living,
my mom's still here...
[applause]
And I'm here to give back.
Buy this incredible jewelry.
A lot of the money is going
to the foundation
to support this.
[cheers and applause]
Thank you, Yolanda.
Thanks.
- There you go.
- Well done.
- Good job, good job.
- Thank you.
- You did a great job.
Sometimes, around here,
the only way
to get people to donate
is to shop.
- That's pretty.
- Okay. I love this.
- Since your husband's not
here, I'll decide for...
I'll buy it for him.
- Thanks, Mauricio.
How about some earrings too?
- You could get this
for your girls.
- Yeah, how much are those?
- $103,500.
This one, I can do for $35,000.
These I can do for $79,000.
- I love shopping
for a good cause,
and if I can walk out
with a little piece of jewelry,
so be it.
- I'm gonna get a drink.
I'm gonna be right back.
- Well, then can you
get me a glass
of champagne, Pumpy? Thanks.
- Yes, sir!
- Pumpy?
[laughing]
- You got to blow a little smoke
if you want her to
do something like that.
She doesn't wait on people.
She's used to someone
else waiting on her ass.
- Pumpy. [blows kisses]
- Do you have margaritas?
- Uh, yes.
- Okay, I'm gonna switch
to margarita, then.
- I'm starving.
- How are you, Lisa?
- I'm good.
I'm sorry I can't go to
New York for your event.
I'm working.
I am sorry... - It's okay.
It's a long way.
- That I can't come.
- I didn't... you know,
it... it's a long way.
- When it comes to Yolanda,
I know I can be really
over the top,
but I never know
what I'm gonna get.
- You're okay?
- I don't trust her at all.
- Coming up...
- Is Yolanda leaving already?
- No.
- She's gonna slip
the tongue in a minute.
- She got her hand up her skirt.
[both laugh]
- You're okay?
- I'm okay.
- When you live so
isolated like I've been,
you become very open and raw,
and I right away
feel Rinna's energy.
Like, it, like, hits me
like I'm almost
became psychic, I think,
in this past year.
- I'm sad.
- Why? Give me a hug.
I can feel you today.
- Look, they're hugging.
- Is Yolanda leaving already?
- No.
- [laughing]
- We never hug it out.
- We kissed on the Eiffel Tower.
[both laughing]
- You want me to kiss you
or something?
- Yeah, ah!
- Okay, let's go.
- What's wrong?
- I don't know.
- Hmm?
- She's gonna slip
the tongue in a minute.
- She got her hand up her skirt.
[laughter]
- I felt that the other day,
I saw a picture with you
and Kim and Brandi.
- Yeah.
- On the same day that
Erika's dinner was.
- Yeah.
- And... and you didn't
come to her dinner,
and it... it... it got me.
I didn't understand
why you would cancel
that dinner and not
come and be with them.
- But it doesn't work that way.
I have this much gas,
and it was something
that I committed to.
Her birthday was
two weeks before.
Remember, I got out of bed
to come to your birthday.
- Hey!
- Happy birthday.
- Oh, yay, you came!
- Happy birthday.
- Oh, baby.
- Happy birthday.
And I have loyalty to Kim.
I don't know how that would
affect you or make you cry.
I was friends
with Brandi and Kim
way before Lisa Rinna.
I don't have to explain
my friendships to anybody.
Listen, I can tell
you one thing.
Both Brandi and Kim...
They've supported me more than
all of you together
in my journey.
So I am gonna stay
loyal to them.
- Clearly this is a dig
to all of us,
and I don't think
it's actually fair,
'cause I have been
to visit Yolanda,
and I have checked on Yolanda,
so I'm not really sure
where she's going with this.
- I think we should talk this
out, because I think that...
- We've talked, we've tal...
I thought we talked it out.
- Well, I think...
I thought we did too,
and... and then I got
angry the other day
when I saw that picture.
- It should be me that's upset
that Yolanda couldn't come,
but she called me,
and she told me...
She said,
"E, my brain is swollen."
What am I gonna say?
"I don't care if
your brain's swollen,
get your ass to Pasadena"?
I mean, no.
- First of all, I am not the one
who posted that picture.
- Whatever.
- You're talking about
somebody else that
posted a picture...
- Who posted it?
- Brandi.
- Brandi.
- Second of all...
- It's not about that.
- But it said #realfriends
and that... that says a lot.
- I didn't post it.
- Yolanda's missing
the point here,
because it doesn't really
matter who posted the picture.
It's the fact that Yolanda
had lunch with Kim and Brandi
on the same day
of Erika's big dinner party.
It's not about the picture.
- It isn't?
- It's not about the picture.
- Well, I'm not...
I'm not getting it.
- There's a trust issue that
came up for me over that.
- Is that what that
boils down to?
- I have a huge
trust issue with you.
Trust is earned over time,
and I lost my trust in you
because you started all of this.
- Well then, we should...
We should be honest about that.
We have a tendency
to get into something
when it is
an inappropriate time,
but I have a slew
of unresolved issues
with Yolanda,
and there's no time to see her.
We hugged it out and we said
we were okay and clear...
- Yeah, but we're...
But just hugging it out,
it doesn't...
- But we have a trust issue.
It's, like, okay, you're ill
and you can't go anywhere
and you can't do anything,
but you choose to go
and spend time
with Kim and Brandi.
I don't get it. I don't get it.
I don't understand the choice.
Well, I guess what we don't
understand is, you know,
why you couldn't have come
to Erika's that night.
- Because I'm sick.
- You know, when I text you
that day and you said,
"Hey, I will be there
if you need me,
and I'm not feeling well,"
and I said,
"My God, that's okay."
- I'm in a lose-lose situation
to ever speak your mind
and speak your truth
with anyone who is sick.
- If I have two hours
in me, I'm done.
That was the end of my day...
- Okay.
- And the rest is between
Erika and I.
It's none of your
business, really.
- You can get away
with anything...
It really isn't
any of my business.
- No, it really isn't.
- When you're sick.
[chuckles]
Yeah.
- Okay, good, so let's
leave it at that, then.
- If the apology or excuse,
or whatever it was
is good enough for Erika, then
that's the end of the story.
- It's a work in progress.
- It's a work in progress.
We're not gonna... - That's okay.
- We're not hugging it out.
We're just gonna say
it's a work in progress.
- I'm tired.
I need to go to bed.
Even though Lisa Rinna
says she's my friend,
I'm not feeling it in my heart.
I don't think she has my back.
She's a woman that completely
doubted my integrity.
- Bye, honey.
- Bye, honey.
- Have a good night.
- We still have work to do,
and she knows it and I know it.
We have work to do.
There's something false
going on,
and I don't know why,
but something is not being
honest with Yolanda.
- Okay, we had took
the black Range Rover.
- That was such a clusterfááá.
[cheerful music]
♪ ♪
- Schnooky, where are you?
Schnooky?
Schnooky, come here.
You're a bad little doggie.
- Knock knock.
- Hey, hi.
- Hi! Don't mind me
letting myself in.
- No, come in.
How are you? [Schnooky whimpers]
- Okay, come on.
- He's crying.
- Come on.
- No, no, no, no.
- Why are you so
selfish with him?
- Because I am.
I just love dogs,
and so I've been very invested
in supporting
doggie charities for years.
- Hello.
- Hey.
- How are you?
- You've come to help?
- Yes, I've come to help
is right, big time.
- We need your help.
I think dogs are truly
our best friends,
but a few years ago, I learned
about a terrible event.
Yulin is a city in China
where every year
they have this festival,
they call it,
where they torture dogs
and then they eat them.
- Hi, love.
- Hello, John.
- Hi, sweet. How are you?
- Good to see you.
- Mwah.
- Oh, I'm glad to see you.
- You too.
- This is our new T-shirt.
Is it too bright?
- I love it.
- I'm a dog activist.
I just love these
beautiful creatures,
and to see them
tortured every year
is just more than I can stand.
It's taken months of planning,
but Ken and I have organized
a march to protest,
to walk to the Chinese embassy
to stop this heinous situation.
Okay, so we've got to be
really proactive now and really,
you know, take this
thing by the horns,
because I think we're gonna get
one shot at it.
You know, we can't kind of
be doing marches
like every couple of months.
- No, no, no.
- This is it,
and so we've got to
draw as much attention to it
as possible. We just want to
put it out there, because...
- Sure.
- And so many people are saying,
"Well, I've never
heard of Yulin.
I've never heard about it."
- That's the scary thing.
- And I'm like, "Okay, this
is what we've got to do."
We can hopefully stop
the next festival.
I mean, I don't know
if you can ask Donnie
if he, you know,
has access to people
with Twitter followers,
if he can tweet.
- Yes, absolutely.
I'm in.
A big, big lover of animals.
I'll... I'll do what I can do.
Raise money, give money,
time, whatever it is.
I'm... I'm supporting it.
She won't let me hold him, Ken.
She's really... she's selfish.
- I am very posses... I am.
- You have to earn the right.
- I guess. I'm sensing it.
I really like Lisa Vanderpump
a lot,
because she's a powerful woman,
she's... she's smart, she's funny,
and she owns it.
- All right, because
you're on my side,
I'll let you hold him
for a second.
- I don't know
why Erika's suspicious.
I think she's great.
- Oh.
- Hi, baby.
Who's a little boy?
- Sit him like he was
sitting on me.
Maybe he'll, um...
- Oh, there was a kiss.
Oh, lots of kisses.
- Oh, isn't he lovely?
- Yes!
He's got to go.
He's got to use it.
- Yeah, he probably...
- Can I take him?
- Yeah, put him out there.
I like Kathryn.
She seems to be
a straight shooter.
There doesn't seem to be
a hidden agenda with her.
She's really nice, isn't she?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I really like her.
I think she's straightforward.
He does look good with you...
but you're not having him.
- Coming up...
- She tends to be a follower,
and you're a leader.
[lively music]
♪ ♪
- Hi there, how are you?
- How are you?
- Nice to see you again.
- Likewise.
- How's everything?
- Good, good.
- Hi.
- I think we're
the first ones here.
- What's up, girls?
- This is so cool!
- Isn't this?
Have you ever been here?
- Hello!
- No!
How have I never been here?
- How are you?
- How are you?
Look, you look nice.
- Yeah, hi, beautiful.
- Hi!
- Is your hearing aid working?
- Yeah.
- Do you love it?
- I love it.
- Has it changed your life?
- Is it new? Oh!
- Hello.
- Hi.
- Hello, hello.
- Hello, Vanderpump!
- Look at you with
feathers and diamonds.
- Look at... feathers!
- I'm going to work after.
- Hello, how you doing?
- I'm good, how you doing?
[indistinct chatter]
- Listen, Erika's not coming,
so I'm gonna lose a chair, yeah.
- Why's Erika not coming?
- She doesn't feel well.
- She doesn't feel well.
- Oh.
- Okay, then let's get
a whole bunch of,
uh, starters and salads.
Girls, girls, I just want to
raise my glass to all of you,
and thank you so much for
participating in the, uh,
build a house... you know,
Giveback Homes,
and I hope you all
enjoyed it as much as I did.
All: We did.
- It was very touching to me,
and I just loved watching
all of you there.
It was amazing, and I just
want to thank all of you...
for doing that.
- Oh, we... we had so much fun.
- Awesome. all: Cheers.
- That was great. It was great.
- It was nice to see
all the girls out there,
you know,
painting and hammering.
- Do you think we've done
the best out of everybody?
- And... and by far.
- See?
- Thank you.
- Just getting down and dirty.
Mauricio just came back
from Dubai recently,
and I've always wanted
to go there.
I asked him... I said,
"How would you feel
if I were to do a girls' trip?"
I spoke with Erika.
We really want to go,
and I would love if
everybody would want
to hop on board...
- Seriously? Yes.
- For a girls' trip.
I know it's far, so I don't know
how you feel about that.
- How long of a flight?
- That's right!
- It's a 16-hour flight.
- I have always wanted
to go to Dubai.
Wow, I've never been to Dubai,
but I imagine super-fabulous
people go to Dubai,
so I imagine that
I will be with my people.
- Are you gonna behave yourself?
Well, I've never been to Dubai,
but I know it's a whole
different set of rules,
just the way you dress.
You have to be incredibly
conservative.
Head covered, no kind
of naughty bits showing.
Otherwise, they're gonna lock
you up and throw away the key,
and I'm not coming
to bail you out.
- I've got to leave early.
- Where are you going?
- My march in the morning.
- Oh, yes.
- You're not going to it?
- I'm not going to it.
What time are you going?
- Kyle, can you believe
he's not going to
my march tomorrow?
- What time should I get there?
- But Harry doesn't
want me to go
and drive by myself.
- Lisa, I'm sorry.
I had every intention of going
to the march tomorrow, but I...
I'm not gonna be
able to make it,
and I'm sorry. - Oh, no, no, no.
I don't want anybody
to go that doesn't...
- Well, no, I wanted to.
I just... I've just been
working so much.
I need a day.
- Eileen can't go to the march
because she needs the day off.
Okay, well, I need
the day off too,
but this is important to me.
It's just not important to her.
- Things just feel awkward,
because Lisa Vanderpump
knows that I had said
that she was manipulative.
- Eileen and I went to talk.
She talked about, you know,
you being manipulative, 'cause...
- I'm manipulative?
I love that she gives me
so much credibility.
- Okay, look, and I'm honestly
just gonna lay it
on the table here.
I know that she told you
in the van that I mentioned
something about you being
manipulative, and,
whatever, correct?
- Yeah.
- And I don't think
I'm reinventing the wheel here.
- What do I do, exactly?
- For me, my...
- The shopping thing, yeah.
- Amsterdam.
- Yeah, yeah.
- That was... that was strong.
- What a terrible thing to do.
I manipulated Lisa Rinna
into going shopping
with Kim Richards in Amsterdam.
- What are you guys up to?
What are you all doing?
- I don't know.
- We're going shopping.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, we're gonna
go shopping with them.
- Oh, good.
- I was just trying
to make it all better,
to put us all back together.
Jeez.
But I... I never manipulated you
to tell,
uh, Kim that you loved her.
- You're a good person,
Kim, and I love you.
- I mean, that's
your own volition.
- No, not at all. Not at all,
and I never said that.
- You don't manipulate
every move. - No, no, no, no.
Not at all.
I feel like...
Here's one example.
There was a moment where
you came to me and said,
"Are you sure
you're not bothered
by that bipolar comment
about Yolanda saying that?"
- Yolanda said that
she could have put it out
there that you were bipolar,
but she chose not to do that.
- It's not necessarily
manipulative.
It is directional.
It's like taking somebody
in a direction,
and it would be my choice
to go in that direction.
I didn't think
I was bothered at it.
- Well, because sometimes you
have a delayed reaction.
- Sometimes I do. You're right.
- You have that,
and then suddenly
you're sending the
text, and, like,
it's knee-jerk, you know?
- Well, but that's not happening
at that point, though.
- But at that...
- And that's really
what I'm saying.
- No, but it did seem
like a really big thing
to all of a sudden be
like, "Oh, who cares?"
- Eileen having us hug it out
and saying, "Why don't
you guys hug it out?",
was probably premature.
Absolutely.
- Can you hug it out?
- Yeah.
- Lisa.
- [muffled speech]
both: Absolutely.
- Do you think premature
like telling Kim
you loved her in Amsterdam?
- Why are you bringing that up?
- Oh, God, that was just...
- Why do you keep
bringing that up?
There goes Lisa again.
She's deflecting.
Why is she bringing up
this thing about Kim now...
when the question
was really about her?
What happened to the...
You guys, we're digressing.
The whole bipolar thing.
I... I... she told me this.
That's why... that's why
I'm even mentioning it, Lisa.
She said, "Lisa Vanderpump
is calling me and texting me
saying why aren't I more
upset about bipolar."
- I don't text you.
I did not text you.
You want to see all our texts?
- You called me.
- Lisa Vanderpump is not
telling the truth right now,
because she has called me,
and she has
tried to ask me questions
about why I am not more bothered
about the bipolar.
- You want to see our texts?
I haven't spoken to
you on the phone.
- You've spoken to me
on the phone.
- Today I spoke to you
on the phone.
- No, you've spoken
to me on the phone.
- When have I spoken
to you on the phone?
- You've called me
to see if... I mean,
it's... it's okay.
- If you're a strong person,
which I am, Lisa is...
- You are. You are.
- And you have... no,
not necessarily. - She is.
- She tends to be a follower...
And you're a leader.
- I don't think of myself
as a follower.
- I think you fall into that.
I do. I do.
I think you fall into that.
- I'm a people pleaser.
If that's a flaw of mine,
I'm okay with it.
- How did we suddenly
come from talking about
Lisa Vanderpump
being manipulative
to Kyle and LVP now switching
it all onto Lisa Rinna?
How'd that happen?
- I'm snorting.
- I'm turning the
hearing aid down.
- I was like... [snorting]
- Turn it off.
Just turn that fáááer off.
- Why did I get a hearing aid?
- She's snorting.
- I love that.
- You're actually quite lucky
that you can do that.
- I know!
[dance music]
♪ ♪
- Beautiful little doggie.
- Hey, don't do that.
- Hello, that's okay.
No, I'm... you can jump
all over me if you're a dog.
If you're a human,
get your paws off.
[laughter]
Today is the day
of the Yulin march,
and it's so important to me
that we have a big turnout,
because we need
as big a reach as possible.
- Hi, baby.
- How are you?
- I'm good.
How are you? - Hello, Kenny.
- Hey, bro.
- No way.
- My brain is
destroyed literally.
- You're here. I doubted you.
I would have thought,
when you said yesterday,
I thought you were... okay.
I just don't want
to get involved
in anything negative today.
This march is incredibly
important to me,
so let's get things
in perspective, okay?
- Muah!
- Thank you for coming.
Rinna's here too.
- I wouldn't have missed it.
- It's gonna rain,
but it's actually okay.
- How are you?
- [blowing kisses]
- Hi.
- Oh, my God.
- Is Rinna mad at me?
- Rinna?
- Yeah, no, right?
- I'm just so
thankful she's here.
I don't want to discuss
any bullsháá right now.
Hey, can you believe
how I've manipulated
all these people to follow me?
- But for a goddamn
good cause, okay?
[over megaphone]
Stop Yulin forever.
All chanting:
Stop Yulin forever.
- Where are we going?
Right or left?
Where are we going?
- We're gonna go to the left.
All: Stop Yulin forever!
- We're going where?
We need to go here.
All: Stop Yulin forever!
- Can you believe we've
got Wilshire closed off?
- Shut down?
You really are a manipulator.
- I am... I had to
manipulate the sháá
out of the city to do this.
All:
Stop Yulin forever!
- Wait, keep going this way!
[chanting continues]
The consulate is down the block
to the left... this is the...
- Yeah, this is the
community church.
- We are chanting
and basically yelling
and scolding these people
with these
scary images at a church.
Oh, my God, that is hilarious.
- There were a load
of nuns in there.
- Oopsie.
All: Stop Yulin forever!
- Where is it?
- It's right there
where the sign is.
Right here.
- Oh, my God, we don't even
know where we're going.
All chanting:
Stop Yulin forever!
- Yay!
- Yay!
[all cheering]
- Thank you.
I'm so proud of all of you.
I am thankful to every single
person that showed up today.
Their presence made this an
occasion that can't be ignored.
And if anybody wants to come
and have a drink on me at Pump,
come on!
[all cheering]
- Coming up...
- I'm made out to be the bad guy
and I'm victimizing her.
- Yeah, yeah.
All she needed to say was,
"I'm sorry."
[pop music]
♪ ♪
- Hello, Tom.
- How are you, friend?
- Good.
- Got a bad hand.
- Hi, angel.
- Muah. How are you?
Obviously, I'm happy to see
my friends.
I invited Lisa Rinna
and Lisa Vanderpump,
but you can't force people
to go places.
I invited Brandi
and Kim as well.
- Mwah.
- Good morning.
- Unfortunately,
they're not able to join,
which is probably for the best.
- Anwar. Have you met Anwar?
- Hi... oh, no,
I haven't met you yet.
Hi, Anwar, how are you?
- How's it going? Good.
- Hey, Kathryn.
- Hi, how are you?
- You've met Tom, right?
- I have.
I have met Tom.
Of course I'm gonna apologize
to Tom.
I was a little loud
and aggressive.
- How are you?
- I'm well, I'm well.
- Yeah, I forgot... oh, I forgot.
Well, this is your opportunity.
Give him a big hug
and say you're sorry.
- No.
- Yeah.
- Oh.
- I might...
- Enough.
- No, no.
- I feel comfortable
talking to Kathryn
because she doesn't judge me.
I didn't want to
not invite anybody.
- Oh, that would open up
a can of worms.
- Exactly.
I love whoever wants to come.
Are you coming?
- Of course I'm coming.
- Yay!
- I won't miss it.
- It will be an eye-opening
experience for everybody.
- You ready?
Tom is dropping us off.
- Yeah, Tom is the...
- He's on his way to Charleston.
- Oh, he's not staying
in New York?
- Nope.
- You know Mauricio just
came back from Dubai,
and I've always wanted to...
- How was it?
- He loved it,
loved it, loved it.
- He loved it?
- We decided to put together
a little trip.
So I want to know
if you'll come too.
- I don't want to be far away
and not be well, and... you know?
- You would just be, like,
super tired and worn out.
- I mean, this is like a big...
This is a big deal for me,
this little trip for two days.
I would give anything to go.
I mean, what an amazing trip
that is going to be.
- What's our plan for tonight?
- Tonight we have a little
cocktail party
at the Jewel Suite.
- Why do they call it
the Jewel Suite?
- They have, like,
millions of dollars of jewels
on display throughout the suite.
- Can we buy anything?
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Hi!
- I'm sorry I'm late.
- It's all right. How are you?
- I'm learning
a lot about luggage.
- Oh. [laughter]
Now, how do we feel about
these hard ones?
I'm bad at bags.
We've already established that.
- No, that's not true.
That is Kathryn's opinion.
- I don't like your bag.
I'm just being honest.
- Now I'm gonna feel...
bag pressure every time
I see you.
You know what?
I'm gonna get these two.
- I... oh, good, get two.
- I need them.
I really, really do need them.
- I think they're perfect.
- I'm gonna spend
thousands of dollars
on new luggage
so Kathryn likes me.
'Cause that's just
how shallow I am.
I have to tell you,
I have equal parts
excitement and trepidation
about this trip.
- I would agree.
- There's been a lot of stuff
going on
that hasn't really
been addressed.
- Resolved, addressed.
- And we're away from home.
- Eileen and Vanderpump...
- Vanderpump and Eileen are just
like oil and water, those two.
- That... that... that's...
- What happened?
- Like a... that's like
a little... that's...
- That ship has sailed.
I think it's too late.
- What happened?
- What happened?
- They're just...
I... [stuttering]
How would you explain it?
- I think... I say it's cultural.
I say they don't get each other.
- This little blip
in the Hamptons
just started this
whole process going.
- I know, and I know...
I get it because
I know the feeling
of not being seen or heard.
It was a big moment for you.
- Mm-hmm.
- And to have it turned on you...
All she needed to say
was, "I'm sorry."
- You kept going on.
"Is that when the affair
started? Is that what happened?"
- I apologize if I asked you
too many questions.
- She acts so hurt
that I brought it up
that I'm made out
to be the bad guy
and I'm victimizing her.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Vanderpump said she apologized
three times, and the...
And this is the thing:
It didn't, to Eileen,
feel like it was sincere.
She wants... she wants
in the eye, look...
- Yeah, but she's not...
That's not who Lisa is.
For Lisa, there's nothing
to apologize for.
She's never gonna take ownership
of hurting Eileen's feelings,
because she doesn't feel like
she hurt Eileen's feelings.
- Yeah, I have to ask you...
- What?
- I mean, you know,
Lisa, that talk
we had on the beach.
So much was said,
and I know when you saw Yolanda
at Camille's, it probably wasn't
the best place and time.
- I think...
- 'Cause you kind of...
Kind of said it, but
you didn't say a lot
of the big stuff. - Well, I... I...
I couldn't say,
and it wasn't appropriate
to say it right then and there.
- Right... right time, I know.
- Absolutely, not
at that cancer event.
- Lisa Rinna's got
big balls around me.
She gets around the other people
that she's got
something to say...
Boom, she clams up.
Sometimes I think
Lisa Rinna can be...
all bark and no bite.
She's intimidating, by the way.
I think sometimes you're
really strong on your own,
or when you're talking to me,
and you're very clear.
- Who's intimidating?
- Lisa Vanderpump can
be very intimidating.
- Absolutely,
and so can Yolanda.
- And Yolanda.
- They both can be.
- And I know that when
you're with me, you feel
more secure and you're...
- I'm just...
I can really be open with you.
- Get around that and...
Right, and I actually
feel the same way,
and frankly, after what I saw
at the cafe, I'm like,
"Wow, this is happening
in front of our eyes."
We're at the table talking
about the bipolar issue.
How you felt she'd called
you and maybe said,
"Are you sure you're okay
with this bipolar thing?
You're sure you're
not more upset?"
- Right, and she
said she didn't.
- Right.
Lisa Vanderpump
and Kyle both jumped to,
"Why did you tell Kim
that you loved her?"
- I know, where did
that come from?
- Where do you think?
- 'Cause it makes me
look like I'm crazy.
- And they didn't
want to talk about
the bipolar thing. - Why not?
- Well, that's a good question.
And then I said, "Hey..."
- Was it... was it just
to, um, um, what's...
- Deflect?
- Deflect, yeah.
"A scapegoat is an event,
person, or object
that is used to lay the blame on
for all that goes wrong."
So obviously I allowed myself
to become the scapegoat.
So something pisses me off
and I react to it.
I'm human.
Big fáááing deal, right?
- Hold on, you can't
do that in Dubai.
- I will be very careful.
- Do you know that you
can't cuss in Dubai?
- I can't?
- No.
- At all?
- It's against the law.
It's against the law.
- Coming up...
- To my husband.
You married me, and down I went,
and I'm gonna make it up to you.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Yes, New York City.
You ready?
- Hi.
- How are you?
- Hi, how are you?
- How are you?
- Hi.
- I'm John Tolbert,
the managing director of
the Lotte New York Palace.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Welcome.
We're delighted to have you all.
- My girlfriend, Erika.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Hi, how are you?
- Kyle.
- How are you?
- Nice to meet you.
- There is nothing like
New York City.
It's the best city
in the whole world.
I'm excited,
and I'm gonna support
my girl, Yolanda, and
hopefully have a good night.
[fun music]
♪ ♪
- I am not so used
to those heels.
Hi, Mark!
And Chris!
- Hey, guys.
- Hey!
- Hi, Martin.
- Oh, any time.
- Thank you... thank you
so much for having us.
- Welcome to the Jewel Suite.
Do you love?
- You look perfect here.
- Oh, well, thank you.
- You fit here.
- Well, you know, it...
It's a jewel suite.
You got to look like a jewel.
- Yeah, you look like a jewel.
- Well, you're a natural jewel.
- Martin Katz is a very famous
Beverly Hills jewelry designer,
and they decorated
this beautiful suite,
and they invited us
to stay there.
Did you meet my mom?
- I did.
Look how beautiful you look.
- Oh, thank you... [laughing]
- She's a jewel for the suite.
- How is this beautiful
piano here?
Is it... - I don't know.
Why don't you try it?
- Would you like some juice?
- Thank you.
Go ahead.
- Let me see if it's tuned.
[playing "Frère Jacques"]
- It can get better.
Wait, it can get better.
All right, same thing,
only with a little help, okay?
[both playing]
♪ ♪
- Oh, ah!
♪ ♪
[triumphant ending chords]
Yay! [cheers and applause]
- Wow... [chuckles]
Only our friends would applaud
for "Frère Jacques"...
[chuckles]
"Wow! That was amazing!"
- So I'm excited to
see this Jewel Suite.
- What does that even mean?
- I know, me too.
- I know, I'm just saying,
I don't know what that means.
- I don't know what that means,
but I think we might be...
- I have a feeling
there's diamonds.
- I hope there are diamonds.
- They're probably, like,
nothing we want to buy anyway.
- Knock, knock.
- Hello?
- Oh.
- Oh, wow.
Look at that.
- Nice to see you.
- Wow, look at this.
- Hi, Kathryn, Martin Katz.
- Pleasure... pleasure to see you.
- So nice to meet you.
- Oh, my gosh!
- Hi, Erika Girardi.
- Hi, Erika.
Martin Katz. - Nice to meet you.
This is incredible. - Beautiful!
- This is amazing.
- Wow!
- To have all of this
beautiful jewelry
in these cases with the
diamonds and the rubies
and the emeralds...
I mean, come on.
It is amazing.
Hook a sister up.
- So these jewels
are here full-time?
- Most of them are here
full-time.
- What happens if
someone wants that?
- They have to pick up
the phone and call,
but in the meantime,
it's right here...
- Not that I'm getting it,
but I'm curious.
- Are you buying jewelry?
- I'm not allowed to buy
jewelry for myself.
That's Tom's decision.
If there was something
that I saw
that I really had to have,
I would take a picture
and maybe send it
to his secretary
with a note that says,
"Show this to Tom."
You know, when he's in
a good mood.
- You know, since I've
been in bed for so long
and locked up in,
you know, in our apartment,
I really would love
to go upstairs
and see the city view
with all of you
and have a little toast there.
It's supposed to be the best
view in New York, right?
- It is... shall we?
- Well, let's go!
- I am dying to see this
because I heard it's really...
They shot... they shoot,
like, movies here and stuff.
Hi.
- Oh, my gosh!
- I know.
Come and see! - O-M-G!
- Wow!
- I told you!
- Wow!
This is... oh, wow. - Wow!
- Oh, man.
- Wow.
- Why haven't we been
up here all night?
- I know.
- Is this crazy?
- Wait, a hot tub!
Who's getting in it? - Yes!
- Oh, my God.
- Wow!
- Yes... wait, yes, please.
- That's amazing.
- I love it.
- This is incredible.
- I wanted to say, I'm so happy
that my wife is out.
- Yay!
- Aw, yay!
[laughter, applause]
- After nine... eleven...
Ten months of that robe,
and we are gonna burn that robe.
- She looks sexy in a robe.
Come on.
- She does, but we're gonna
have a burning robe ceremony,
but I love you, baby, and
I'm so happy that you're out.
All: Aww!
- Cheers. I love you.
I would like to make a toast.
I want to thank Tom for four
years of dedication to this,
and Daisy, I could
have not made it
the last 11 months without you.
Just thanking all of you
for making the effort
to be here tonight.
I know it's not easy.
I know it took time
away from your life
and your busy schedules,
and I want to thank you,
you know, for teaching me
the true meaning of friendship.
- Aww.
- Oh, my God.
- Yolanda's with people
who really genuinely care
and support her and know what
she's going through,
and have been there with her.
You're there to support me
when the chips are down,
and I'm there to support you
when the chips are down.
That's really
the meaning of friendship.
- And to my husband,
thank you for making actions
speak louder than words.
You married me, and down I went,
and I'm so happy to know
that you're still here
four years later.
I love you.
I'm gonna make it up to you.
- We're gonna make lemonade
out of lemons.
- We're gonna make lemonade
out of lemons.
I'm grateful for those
that are still around me today,
and it feels really
tight and strong,
and I would do anything
for those people.
You know, when it comes
time to give back,
you better know that I'm
gonna be by your side 24/7.
- We're gonna make big
lemonade, baby, tonight.
- Tonight... oh!
- Okay?
- Yeah!
- Party's over.
Girls, in the Jacuzzi.
- Get out!
- Get in that Jacuzzi, Yolanda!
- Coming up...
- So appreciate that
you made it to...
- Of course.
- David has lost his wingman.
I got sick, so, yes,
he gets impatient.
[groovy music]
♪ ♪
- Thank you for coming.
I really appreciate it.
- Of course, my dear.
I'm gonna be here
to support you.
- I know, and I so appreciate
that you made it to...
- Of course.
- 'Cause I know
you're busy, and...
- Yeah, but, you know, this
is what friendship is about.
- No, I know.
- This is what it's all about.
- I know, I know. Thank you.
- You look good too.
- Oh, thank you.
- I had a wonderful evening.
- Erika has shown great support
in going out of her way
to comfort me
in places that I really
needed a friend.
So but we're gonna
stay here tonight,
spend the day here tomorrow,
and then tomorrow night
is the event. - Yeah.
- Are Gigi and Bella back,
or are they still in Paris?
- Bella is landing at 7:00.
Gigi landed at 3:00.
She took Anwar to buy a suit,
because his suit...
I put the suit on him
and his sleeves were like here.
- Aww.
- How are you?
- Good.
- Are you feeling better?
- A little, yeah.
It's been a stretch.
- I want your life to go
back to the way it was
when you first got together.
- Well, how's that gonna happen?
- It's gonna happen.
- I don't know.
- You know, David has lost
his wingman.
He married a woman that was
a social butterfly,
always out and doing and doing,
and then all of a sudden,
you know, I got sick
and, you know, the shell
of the woman I used to be.
So, yes, he gets impatient.
- Come on, girls,
get in the shot.
Ready?
- We've been trying to work
through all the ups and downs.
This is my journey,
but unfortunately,
it's out of my control.
- Oh, my Botox looks good.
[laughter]
- Next time,
on "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...
- This is gorgeous!
- Wow.
- Like him.
- My two youngest children,
Bella and Anwar,
were diagnosed
with chronic Lyme disease.
- I just feel terrible
for Yolanda.
[lively Persian music]
- Dubai bound!
- [gasps] Wow.
- You guys, look where we are!
- We made it.
- I know!
- We are, like, on the
other side of the universe.
Like, we are far away.
- This is the master bedroom.
- This is the room?
- Yeah.
- Amazing.
- 'Cause this is
pretty ridiculous.
- Oh!
- I'd rather be with
these sharks
than the other sharks.
- Lisa Rinna, all of a sudden,
she started laying in on me
about me having
lunch with you and Kim.
- What the fááá?
What is wrong with her?
- I don't even know.
- I had just seen the picture,
and I was enraged by it.
- Strong word, "enraged."
- I was angry.
- To learn more
about the housewives,
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- You ready?
- Yeah, I'm ready.
- Okay.
- I'm scared to go
into that area
'cause of spiders.
- Don't come over here!
[laughter]
- Thank you for your invite
to New York.
- You're welcome.
I'll be receiving an award
from the Global Lyme Alliance.
- Are you guys
all flying together?
- Uh, with Eric and Tom.
- Raise your hand
when you hear the beeps.
[device beeping]
- I lost my hearing when
I was going through my divorce.
My husband calls it
selective hearing,
but I just quite often
tell people, "I don't hear you."
- Hi, beautiful.
- Uh-oh, you don't
feel good, do you?
You don't have to come
to this tonight.
- Just not having a good day.
- That's fine. I love you.
I'll see you soon.
Yolanda couldn't show up
to her friend,
Erika's house that night
'cause she didn't feel well.
You don't go hang out
with Brandi
and Kim Richards over Erika.
I mean, that's fáááed up.
- Do you think we
should walk today?
- I can't, can't. I...
David gets impatient.
He's lost his partner in crime.
Whoo-hoo!
And we're either gonna all get
through it together
or we're not.
- I'm good.
- How good?
'Cause I need you to be
really fáááing good.
[upbeat music]
- My lips were made for talking,
and that's just what they'll do.
- In Beverly Hills,
you can be anything,
but it's most important
to be yourself.
- I'm an enigma
wrapped in a riddle and cash.
- I may be an actress,
but that doesn't mean
I'll stick to your script.
- Fake friends
believe in rumors.
Real friends believe in you.
- Don't hate the game.
Just marry a player.
- I'm passionate about dogs,
just not crazy about bitches.
[phone trilling]
- Hi, Gigi.
- Hi, Mama.
- How was your show today?
- It was amazing.
Wish you were here.
- Yeah, good for you, my love.
Well, you looked amazing,
and I love you so much,
and I am so proud of you, okay?
- Okay, love you, bye.
- Okay, love you.
[phone trilling]
- Hey, babe.
- Question.
I know you're at the gym,
but I'm kind of
struggling with my...
Writing my speech
for the Global Lyme Alliance.
Well, usually it
doesn't make me nervous
to speak in front of people,
but my children
are gonna be there,
and so I'm scared,
and I'm very nervous.
- Really?
I thought the one you did
last time was incredible.
- I know, but that was
two years ago.
My brain used to be
free-flowing and expression.
I lost the ability
to all of that.
Now I got to think
of everything 100 times.
- I'm sure it's great.
- I've been working...
Writing on it every day
for two weeks, but I just want...
- For two weeks?
- Yeah.
- Holy smokes.
- I invited all the girls
to the Lyme event in New York
because the more they can
be part of my journey,
the more it will
open their heart
and they will understand
what this is really about.
- I'm sure it's awesome, but,
you know, do you want
my five cents worth?
I'm happy to do it, baby.
- Okay, dear. Well, I love you.
- Okay?
- Okay, I love you.
- Okay, love you, babe.
- Bye, sweetheart.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Kathryn, hi.
- How are you?
Good to see you again.
- Nice to see you again.
I'm Monica...
and you're Donnie, right?
- Hello, absolutely.
- Nice to see you guys again.
Both: Good to see you.
- Come on in.
- Thank you.
- Are you excited?
- I'm really excited.
- Are you nervous?
Yep, and you'll
have a seat here.
- Wonderful.
- Donnie, you get...
It's a small office.
- That's okay. That's okay.
We like to be close.
- So, what I'm gonna do first
is just remind you kind of
what we have and how it works.
- After meeting
with Doctor House,
I've decided to get the
hearing device he recommends.
- There are these options.
- Uh-huh?
- A type of hearing aid.
You wear a little device
on the right side,
that would transmit
the sound to the good ear.
- I have been waiting 18 years
for something to come out to
help me hear on my right side,
and this is it.
I'm so excited.
This is so amazing. - Yeah.
So now what I want to do
is put them on your ear
and just make sure
they fit, okay?
- That's cool.
- I'm so excited.
- That's really cool.
I can't wait to see it.
- I can hol... okay.
Am I... is it picking up sound
right now?
- It... it probably is.
- Yeah, 'cause I'm
hearing you...
- Yeah, yeah.
- More clearly than I did
when you were talking
before you put them in.
- Yep, and... and that's really
how it works... exactly.
In this room, I mean,
being that it's a kind of
of a quiet room like this...
Oh, you're so sweet.
But, yeah, you are gonna hear me
more clearly, and you'll
hear your husband
and everybody else more clearly.
- We take for granted
the senses,
and until you lose one of them,
you don't realize
how much you rely on them
and how much of a quality
of life it gives you.
This is big for me.
- It is. It is big, yeah.
- [sighs]
Wow.
I kind of forgot
what I wasn't hearing,
and I had no idea how much
I was missing all these years.
Am I talking loud now?
I'm, like, hearing myself.
I'm like...
- [chuckles]
- You always talk loud.
- Well, no wonder,
'cause I'm deaf.
- Yeah, she only has one ear.
- I... like, right now...
- I know, I know.
- Yeah.
- I was at a dinner
a couple nights ago, too,
with some... with some
friends of mine.
- Uh-huh.
- And we kind of got
into a little bit
of a heated discussion,
you could call it.
Don't roll your eyes.
- Why shouldn't I roll my eyes?
- Why are you?
- Why are you yelling
at me in my own home?
- Erika said,
"Why are you hollering?"
and I was like,
"I'm not hollering."
Oh, clearly I must have been,
because my voice was probably
a little raised, right?
- Sure, right.
- It's a game-changer.
- Yeah.
- I mean, I'm sure some people...
I'm talking loud again.
- See, she monitored
herself, so there you go.
- I'm sure... I think I have
been really hollering
at people for the last
so many years.
Maybe I do need
to apologize to Erika.
I was probably
a little aggressive.
- So you can crank it up
and crank it down, can't you?
- You're talking really loud.
- I always talk loud.
- You just didn't know it.
[all laughing]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- These are just stunning.
Stunning.
I love Tahitian pearls.
- I think we're gonna be
somewhat on time.
It's, like, a miracle.
- I know, right?
- Camille had battled
endometrial cancer
and is now in remission,
so she's having an event
at her home for
the Race to End Women's Cancer.
- We're gonna have
a great night!
Oh, this looks great!
- Camille has been
through so much, really,
with relationships
and dealing with this cancer.
If she ever needs any of us,
we all kind of rally,
you know, for her support.
- That's great.
- Look after him.
You're a good boy, aren't you?
Don't want to be late.
Don't want to be in trouble.
- We're never late.
- Enough trouble as it is.
- We're gonna have
a great night.
- Oh.
- This is beautiful.
- So cute here.
- [laughing] Whoa.
- Wow.
- Hello!
- Hello, beautiful.
- Yeah, I made it.
Oh, my God.
So happy to see you.
- So nice to see you.
- You look amazing.
Elegant and classy as always.
- I just wanted to come
and tell you
I love you and support you
in all that you do.
- Oh, thank you.
- You know, so many people
don't have the balls
to share their journey.
- Thank you so much for coming.
It means so much to me.
- Thank you.
- Hi!
How are you?
- Wow, what a great haircut!
- Hello, beautiful.
- Thank you.
- How are you?
- I would not have missed this.
- Hi.
- I love it.
- I've never in my life
had short hair,
and was just like,
"Okay, let's... I need
to just do something."
You know, just wanted change.
- How are you?
Look at this hair!
- I know, don't you love it?
- It's adorbs.
- It's a whole different thing.
I'm gonna own it.
- Hey!
- How are you?
Mwah! How are you?
You look good. - Good.
Oh, my baby.
- Hey, you're just so pretty.
Look at you in diamonds.
In thinking
about seeing Yolanda,
I feel uncomfortable.
I have said some big things.
She scares the sháá out of me,
'cause I think she's more
manipulative than anybody.
- Hi.
- Hi, Yolanda.
How are you, sweetie? - Good.
- Oh, your hair looks so good.
- I just really...
I'm... I'm uncomfortable.
- Yeah.
I think I'm going
the right direction.
- My husband is here!
Aah! - [laughing]
- Hello.
- Hi, darling.
- I want to thank you
all for coming.
I am truly, truly touched
and grateful for you all
being here to support the
Foundation for Women's Cancer.
We're all here
because we all had somebody
who's been touched
by cancer in their lives.
I am here because I am
still living,
my mom's still here...
[applause]
And I'm here to give back.
Buy this incredible jewelry.
A lot of the money is going
to the foundation
to support this.
[cheers and applause]
Thank you, Yolanda.
Thanks.
- There you go.
- Well done.
- Good job, good job.
- Thank you.
- You did a great job.
Sometimes, around here,
the only way
to get people to donate
is to shop.
- That's pretty.
- Okay. I love this.
- Since your husband's not
here, I'll decide for...
I'll buy it for him.
- Thanks, Mauricio.
How about some earrings too?
- You could get this
for your girls.
- Yeah, how much are those?
- $103,500.
This one, I can do for $35,000.
These I can do for $79,000.
- I love shopping
for a good cause,
and if I can walk out
with a little piece of jewelry,
so be it.
- I'm gonna get a drink.
I'm gonna be right back.
- Well, then can you
get me a glass
of champagne, Pumpy? Thanks.
- Yes, sir!
- Pumpy?
[laughing]
- You got to blow a little smoke
if you want her to
do something like that.
She doesn't wait on people.
She's used to someone
else waiting on her ass.
- Pumpy. [blows kisses]
- Do you have margaritas?
- Uh, yes.
- Okay, I'm gonna switch
to margarita, then.
- I'm starving.
- How are you, Lisa?
- I'm good.
I'm sorry I can't go to
New York for your event.
I'm working.
I am sorry... - It's okay.
It's a long way.
- That I can't come.
- I didn't... you know,
it... it's a long way.
- When it comes to Yolanda,
I know I can be really
over the top,
but I never know
what I'm gonna get.
- You're okay?
- I don't trust her at all.
- Coming up...
- Is Yolanda leaving already?
- No.
- She's gonna slip
the tongue in a minute.
- She got her hand up her skirt.
[both laugh]
- You're okay?
- I'm okay.
- When you live so
isolated like I've been,
you become very open and raw,
and I right away
feel Rinna's energy.
Like, it, like, hits me
like I'm almost
became psychic, I think,
in this past year.
- I'm sad.
- Why? Give me a hug.
I can feel you today.
- Look, they're hugging.
- Is Yolanda leaving already?
- No.
- [laughing]
- We never hug it out.
- We kissed on the Eiffel Tower.
[both laughing]
- You want me to kiss you
or something?
- Yeah, ah!
- Okay, let's go.
- What's wrong?
- I don't know.
- Hmm?
- She's gonna slip
the tongue in a minute.
- She got her hand up her skirt.
[laughter]
- I felt that the other day,
I saw a picture with you
and Kim and Brandi.
- Yeah.
- On the same day that
Erika's dinner was.
- Yeah.
- And... and you didn't
come to her dinner,
and it... it... it got me.
I didn't understand
why you would cancel
that dinner and not
come and be with them.
- But it doesn't work that way.
I have this much gas,
and it was something
that I committed to.
Her birthday was
two weeks before.
Remember, I got out of bed
to come to your birthday.
- Hey!
- Happy birthday.
- Oh, yay, you came!
- Happy birthday.
- Oh, baby.
- Happy birthday.
And I have loyalty to Kim.
I don't know how that would
affect you or make you cry.
I was friends
with Brandi and Kim
way before Lisa Rinna.
I don't have to explain
my friendships to anybody.
Listen, I can tell
you one thing.
Both Brandi and Kim...
They've supported me more than
all of you together
in my journey.
So I am gonna stay
loyal to them.
- Clearly this is a dig
to all of us,
and I don't think
it's actually fair,
'cause I have been
to visit Yolanda,
and I have checked on Yolanda,
so I'm not really sure
where she's going with this.
- I think we should talk this
out, because I think that...
- We've talked, we've tal...
I thought we talked it out.
- Well, I think...
I thought we did too,
and... and then I got
angry the other day
when I saw that picture.
- It should be me that's upset
that Yolanda couldn't come,
but she called me,
and she told me...
She said,
"E, my brain is swollen."
What am I gonna say?
"I don't care if
your brain's swollen,
get your ass to Pasadena"?
I mean, no.
- First of all, I am not the one
who posted that picture.
- Whatever.
- You're talking about
somebody else that
posted a picture...
- Who posted it?
- Brandi.
- Brandi.
- Second of all...
- It's not about that.
- But it said #realfriends
and that... that says a lot.
- I didn't post it.
- Yolanda's missing
the point here,
because it doesn't really
matter who posted the picture.
It's the fact that Yolanda
had lunch with Kim and Brandi
on the same day
of Erika's big dinner party.
It's not about the picture.
- It isn't?
- It's not about the picture.
- Well, I'm not...
I'm not getting it.
- There's a trust issue that
came up for me over that.
- Is that what that
boils down to?
- I have a huge
trust issue with you.
Trust is earned over time,
and I lost my trust in you
because you started all of this.
- Well then, we should...
We should be honest about that.
We have a tendency
to get into something
when it is
an inappropriate time,
but I have a slew
of unresolved issues
with Yolanda,
and there's no time to see her.
We hugged it out and we said
we were okay and clear...
- Yeah, but we're...
But just hugging it out,
it doesn't...
- But we have a trust issue.
It's, like, okay, you're ill
and you can't go anywhere
and you can't do anything,
but you choose to go
and spend time
with Kim and Brandi.
I don't get it. I don't get it.
I don't understand the choice.
Well, I guess what we don't
understand is, you know,
why you couldn't have come
to Erika's that night.
- Because I'm sick.
- You know, when I text you
that day and you said,
"Hey, I will be there
if you need me,
and I'm not feeling well,"
and I said,
"My God, that's okay."
- I'm in a lose-lose situation
to ever speak your mind
and speak your truth
with anyone who is sick.
- If I have two hours
in me, I'm done.
That was the end of my day...
- Okay.
- And the rest is between
Erika and I.
It's none of your
business, really.
- You can get away
with anything...
It really isn't
any of my business.
- No, it really isn't.
- When you're sick.
[chuckles]
Yeah.
- Okay, good, so let's
leave it at that, then.
- If the apology or excuse,
or whatever it was
is good enough for Erika, then
that's the end of the story.
- It's a work in progress.
- It's a work in progress.
We're not gonna... - That's okay.
- We're not hugging it out.
We're just gonna say
it's a work in progress.
- I'm tired.
I need to go to bed.
Even though Lisa Rinna
says she's my friend,
I'm not feeling it in my heart.
I don't think she has my back.
She's a woman that completely
doubted my integrity.
- Bye, honey.
- Bye, honey.
- Have a good night.
- We still have work to do,
and she knows it and I know it.
We have work to do.
There's something false
going on,
and I don't know why,
but something is not being
honest with Yolanda.
- Okay, we had took
the black Range Rover.
- That was such a clusterfááá.
[cheerful music]
♪ ♪
- Schnooky, where are you?
Schnooky?
Schnooky, come here.
You're a bad little doggie.
- Knock knock.
- Hey, hi.
- Hi! Don't mind me
letting myself in.
- No, come in.
How are you? [Schnooky whimpers]
- Okay, come on.
- He's crying.
- Come on.
- No, no, no, no.
- Why are you so
selfish with him?
- Because I am.
I just love dogs,
and so I've been very invested
in supporting
doggie charities for years.
- Hello.
- Hey.
- How are you?
- You've come to help?
- Yes, I've come to help
is right, big time.
- We need your help.
I think dogs are truly
our best friends,
but a few years ago, I learned
about a terrible event.
Yulin is a city in China
where every year
they have this festival,
they call it,
where they torture dogs
and then they eat them.
- Hi, love.
- Hello, John.
- Hi, sweet. How are you?
- Good to see you.
- Mwah.
- Oh, I'm glad to see you.
- You too.
- This is our new T-shirt.
Is it too bright?
- I love it.
- I'm a dog activist.
I just love these
beautiful creatures,
and to see them
tortured every year
is just more than I can stand.
It's taken months of planning,
but Ken and I have organized
a march to protest,
to walk to the Chinese embassy
to stop this heinous situation.
Okay, so we've got to be
really proactive now and really,
you know, take this
thing by the horns,
because I think we're gonna get
one shot at it.
You know, we can't kind of
be doing marches
like every couple of months.
- No, no, no.
- This is it,
and so we've got to
draw as much attention to it
as possible. We just want to
put it out there, because...
- Sure.
- And so many people are saying,
"Well, I've never
heard of Yulin.
I've never heard about it."
- That's the scary thing.
- And I'm like, "Okay, this
is what we've got to do."
We can hopefully stop
the next festival.
I mean, I don't know
if you can ask Donnie
if he, you know,
has access to people
with Twitter followers,
if he can tweet.
- Yes, absolutely.
I'm in.
A big, big lover of animals.
I'll... I'll do what I can do.
Raise money, give money,
time, whatever it is.
I'm... I'm supporting it.
She won't let me hold him, Ken.
She's really... she's selfish.
- I am very posses... I am.
- You have to earn the right.
- I guess. I'm sensing it.
I really like Lisa Vanderpump
a lot,
because she's a powerful woman,
she's... she's smart, she's funny,
and she owns it.
- All right, because
you're on my side,
I'll let you hold him
for a second.
- I don't know
why Erika's suspicious.
I think she's great.
- Oh.
- Hi, baby.
Who's a little boy?
- Sit him like he was
sitting on me.
Maybe he'll, um...
- Oh, there was a kiss.
Oh, lots of kisses.
- Oh, isn't he lovely?
- Yes!
He's got to go.
He's got to use it.
- Yeah, he probably...
- Can I take him?
- Yeah, put him out there.
I like Kathryn.
She seems to be
a straight shooter.
There doesn't seem to be
a hidden agenda with her.
She's really nice, isn't she?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I really like her.
I think she's straightforward.
He does look good with you...
but you're not having him.
- Coming up...
- She tends to be a follower,
and you're a leader.
[lively music]
♪ ♪
- Hi there, how are you?
- How are you?
- Nice to see you again.
- Likewise.
- How's everything?
- Good, good.
- Hi.
- I think we're
the first ones here.
- What's up, girls?
- This is so cool!
- Isn't this?
Have you ever been here?
- Hello!
- No!
How have I never been here?
- How are you?
- How are you?
Look, you look nice.
- Yeah, hi, beautiful.
- Hi!
- Is your hearing aid working?
- Yeah.
- Do you love it?
- I love it.
- Has it changed your life?
- Is it new? Oh!
- Hello.
- Hi.
- Hello, hello.
- Hello, Vanderpump!
- Look at you with
feathers and diamonds.
- Look at... feathers!
- I'm going to work after.
- Hello, how you doing?
- I'm good, how you doing?
[indistinct chatter]
- Listen, Erika's not coming,
so I'm gonna lose a chair, yeah.
- Why's Erika not coming?
- She doesn't feel well.
- She doesn't feel well.
- Oh.
- Okay, then let's get
a whole bunch of,
uh, starters and salads.
Girls, girls, I just want to
raise my glass to all of you,
and thank you so much for
participating in the, uh,
build a house... you know,
Giveback Homes,
and I hope you all
enjoyed it as much as I did.
All: We did.
- It was very touching to me,
and I just loved watching
all of you there.
It was amazing, and I just
want to thank all of you...
for doing that.
- Oh, we... we had so much fun.
- Awesome. all: Cheers.
- That was great. It was great.
- It was nice to see
all the girls out there,
you know,
painting and hammering.
- Do you think we've done
the best out of everybody?
- And... and by far.
- See?
- Thank you.
- Just getting down and dirty.
Mauricio just came back
from Dubai recently,
and I've always wanted
to go there.
I asked him... I said,
"How would you feel
if I were to do a girls' trip?"
I spoke with Erika.
We really want to go,
and I would love if
everybody would want
to hop on board...
- Seriously? Yes.
- For a girls' trip.
I know it's far, so I don't know
how you feel about that.
- How long of a flight?
- That's right!
- It's a 16-hour flight.
- I have always wanted
to go to Dubai.
Wow, I've never been to Dubai,
but I imagine super-fabulous
people go to Dubai,
so I imagine that
I will be with my people.
- Are you gonna behave yourself?
Well, I've never been to Dubai,
but I know it's a whole
different set of rules,
just the way you dress.
You have to be incredibly
conservative.
Head covered, no kind
of naughty bits showing.
Otherwise, they're gonna lock
you up and throw away the key,
and I'm not coming
to bail you out.
- I've got to leave early.
- Where are you going?
- My march in the morning.
- Oh, yes.
- You're not going to it?
- I'm not going to it.
What time are you going?
- Kyle, can you believe
he's not going to
my march tomorrow?
- What time should I get there?
- But Harry doesn't
want me to go
and drive by myself.
- Lisa, I'm sorry.
I had every intention of going
to the march tomorrow, but I...
I'm not gonna be
able to make it,
and I'm sorry. - Oh, no, no, no.
I don't want anybody
to go that doesn't...
- Well, no, I wanted to.
I just... I've just been
working so much.
I need a day.
- Eileen can't go to the march
because she needs the day off.
Okay, well, I need
the day off too,
but this is important to me.
It's just not important to her.
- Things just feel awkward,
because Lisa Vanderpump
knows that I had said
that she was manipulative.
- Eileen and I went to talk.
She talked about, you know,
you being manipulative, 'cause...
- I'm manipulative?
I love that she gives me
so much credibility.
- Okay, look, and I'm honestly
just gonna lay it
on the table here.
I know that she told you
in the van that I mentioned
something about you being
manipulative, and,
whatever, correct?
- Yeah.
- And I don't think
I'm reinventing the wheel here.
- What do I do, exactly?
- For me, my...
- The shopping thing, yeah.
- Amsterdam.
- Yeah, yeah.
- That was... that was strong.
- What a terrible thing to do.
I manipulated Lisa Rinna
into going shopping
with Kim Richards in Amsterdam.
- What are you guys up to?
What are you all doing?
- I don't know.
- We're going shopping.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, we're gonna
go shopping with them.
- Oh, good.
- I was just trying
to make it all better,
to put us all back together.
Jeez.
But I... I never manipulated you
to tell,
uh, Kim that you loved her.
- You're a good person,
Kim, and I love you.
- I mean, that's
your own volition.
- No, not at all. Not at all,
and I never said that.
- You don't manipulate
every move. - No, no, no, no.
Not at all.
I feel like...
Here's one example.
There was a moment where
you came to me and said,
"Are you sure
you're not bothered
by that bipolar comment
about Yolanda saying that?"
- Yolanda said that
she could have put it out
there that you were bipolar,
but she chose not to do that.
- It's not necessarily
manipulative.
It is directional.
It's like taking somebody
in a direction,
and it would be my choice
to go in that direction.
I didn't think
I was bothered at it.
- Well, because sometimes you
have a delayed reaction.
- Sometimes I do. You're right.
- You have that,
and then suddenly
you're sending the
text, and, like,
it's knee-jerk, you know?
- Well, but that's not happening
at that point, though.
- But at that...
- And that's really
what I'm saying.
- No, but it did seem
like a really big thing
to all of a sudden be
like, "Oh, who cares?"
- Eileen having us hug it out
and saying, "Why don't
you guys hug it out?",
was probably premature.
Absolutely.
- Can you hug it out?
- Yeah.
- Lisa.
- [muffled speech]
both: Absolutely.
- Do you think premature
like telling Kim
you loved her in Amsterdam?
- Why are you bringing that up?
- Oh, God, that was just...
- Why do you keep
bringing that up?
There goes Lisa again.
She's deflecting.
Why is she bringing up
this thing about Kim now...
when the question
was really about her?
What happened to the...
You guys, we're digressing.
The whole bipolar thing.
I... I... she told me this.
That's why... that's why
I'm even mentioning it, Lisa.
She said, "Lisa Vanderpump
is calling me and texting me
saying why aren't I more
upset about bipolar."
- I don't text you.
I did not text you.
You want to see all our texts?
- You called me.
- Lisa Vanderpump is not
telling the truth right now,
because she has called me,
and she has
tried to ask me questions
about why I am not more bothered
about the bipolar.
- You want to see our texts?
I haven't spoken to
you on the phone.
- You've spoken to me
on the phone.
- Today I spoke to you
on the phone.
- No, you've spoken
to me on the phone.
- When have I spoken
to you on the phone?
- You've called me
to see if... I mean,
it's... it's okay.
- If you're a strong person,
which I am, Lisa is...
- You are. You are.
- And you have... no,
not necessarily. - She is.
- She tends to be a follower...
And you're a leader.
- I don't think of myself
as a follower.
- I think you fall into that.
I do. I do.
I think you fall into that.
- I'm a people pleaser.
If that's a flaw of mine,
I'm okay with it.
- How did we suddenly
come from talking about
Lisa Vanderpump
being manipulative
to Kyle and LVP now switching
it all onto Lisa Rinna?
How'd that happen?
- I'm snorting.
- I'm turning the
hearing aid down.
- I was like... [snorting]
- Turn it off.
Just turn that fáááer off.
- Why did I get a hearing aid?
- She's snorting.
- I love that.
- You're actually quite lucky
that you can do that.
- I know!
[dance music]
♪ ♪
- Beautiful little doggie.
- Hey, don't do that.
- Hello, that's okay.
No, I'm... you can jump
all over me if you're a dog.
If you're a human,
get your paws off.
[laughter]
Today is the day
of the Yulin march,
and it's so important to me
that we have a big turnout,
because we need
as big a reach as possible.
- Hi, baby.
- How are you?
- I'm good.
How are you? - Hello, Kenny.
- Hey, bro.
- No way.
- My brain is
destroyed literally.
- You're here. I doubted you.
I would have thought,
when you said yesterday,
I thought you were... okay.
I just don't want
to get involved
in anything negative today.
This march is incredibly
important to me,
so let's get things
in perspective, okay?
- Muah!
- Thank you for coming.
Rinna's here too.
- I wouldn't have missed it.
- It's gonna rain,
but it's actually okay.
- How are you?
- [blowing kisses]
- Hi.
- Oh, my God.
- Is Rinna mad at me?
- Rinna?
- Yeah, no, right?
- I'm just so
thankful she's here.
I don't want to discuss
any bullsháá right now.
Hey, can you believe
how I've manipulated
all these people to follow me?
- But for a goddamn
good cause, okay?
[over megaphone]
Stop Yulin forever.
All chanting:
Stop Yulin forever.
- Where are we going?
Right or left?
Where are we going?
- We're gonna go to the left.
All: Stop Yulin forever!
- We're going where?
We need to go here.
All: Stop Yulin forever!
- Can you believe we've
got Wilshire closed off?
- Shut down?
You really are a manipulator.
- I am... I had to
manipulate the sháá
out of the city to do this.
All:
Stop Yulin forever!
- Wait, keep going this way!
[chanting continues]
The consulate is down the block
to the left... this is the...
- Yeah, this is the
community church.
- We are chanting
and basically yelling
and scolding these people
with these
scary images at a church.
Oh, my God, that is hilarious.
- There were a load
of nuns in there.
- Oopsie.
All: Stop Yulin forever!
- Where is it?
- It's right there
where the sign is.
Right here.
- Oh, my God, we don't even
know where we're going.
All chanting:
Stop Yulin forever!
- Yay!
- Yay!
[all cheering]
- Thank you.
I'm so proud of all of you.
I am thankful to every single
person that showed up today.
Their presence made this an
occasion that can't be ignored.
And if anybody wants to come
and have a drink on me at Pump,
come on!
[all cheering]
- Coming up...
- I'm made out to be the bad guy
and I'm victimizing her.
- Yeah, yeah.
All she needed to say was,
"I'm sorry."
[pop music]
♪ ♪
- Hello, Tom.
- How are you, friend?
- Good.
- Got a bad hand.
- Hi, angel.
- Muah. How are you?
Obviously, I'm happy to see
my friends.
I invited Lisa Rinna
and Lisa Vanderpump,
but you can't force people
to go places.
I invited Brandi
and Kim as well.
- Mwah.
- Good morning.
- Unfortunately,
they're not able to join,
which is probably for the best.
- Anwar. Have you met Anwar?
- Hi... oh, no,
I haven't met you yet.
Hi, Anwar, how are you?
- How's it going? Good.
- Hey, Kathryn.
- Hi, how are you?
- You've met Tom, right?
- I have.
I have met Tom.
Of course I'm gonna apologize
to Tom.
I was a little loud
and aggressive.
- How are you?
- I'm well, I'm well.
- Yeah, I forgot... oh, I forgot.
Well, this is your opportunity.
Give him a big hug
and say you're sorry.
- No.
- Yeah.
- Oh.
- I might...
- Enough.
- No, no.
- I feel comfortable
talking to Kathryn
because she doesn't judge me.
I didn't want to
not invite anybody.
- Oh, that would open up
a can of worms.
- Exactly.
I love whoever wants to come.
Are you coming?
- Of course I'm coming.
- Yay!
- I won't miss it.
- It will be an eye-opening
experience for everybody.
- You ready?
Tom is dropping us off.
- Yeah, Tom is the...
- He's on his way to Charleston.
- Oh, he's not staying
in New York?
- Nope.
- You know Mauricio just
came back from Dubai,
and I've always wanted to...
- How was it?
- He loved it,
loved it, loved it.
- He loved it?
- We decided to put together
a little trip.
So I want to know
if you'll come too.
- I don't want to be far away
and not be well, and... you know?
- You would just be, like,
super tired and worn out.
- I mean, this is like a big...
This is a big deal for me,
this little trip for two days.
I would give anything to go.
I mean, what an amazing trip
that is going to be.
- What's our plan for tonight?
- Tonight we have a little
cocktail party
at the Jewel Suite.
- Why do they call it
the Jewel Suite?
- They have, like,
millions of dollars of jewels
on display throughout the suite.
- Can we buy anything?
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Hi!
- I'm sorry I'm late.
- It's all right. How are you?
- I'm learning
a lot about luggage.
- Oh. [laughter]
Now, how do we feel about
these hard ones?
I'm bad at bags.
We've already established that.
- No, that's not true.
That is Kathryn's opinion.
- I don't like your bag.
I'm just being honest.
- Now I'm gonna feel...
bag pressure every time
I see you.
You know what?
I'm gonna get these two.
- I... oh, good, get two.
- I need them.
I really, really do need them.
- I think they're perfect.
- I'm gonna spend
thousands of dollars
on new luggage
so Kathryn likes me.
'Cause that's just
how shallow I am.
I have to tell you,
I have equal parts
excitement and trepidation
about this trip.
- I would agree.
- There's been a lot of stuff
going on
that hasn't really
been addressed.
- Resolved, addressed.
- And we're away from home.
- Eileen and Vanderpump...
- Vanderpump and Eileen are just
like oil and water, those two.
- That... that... that's...
- What happened?
- Like a... that's like
a little... that's...
- That ship has sailed.
I think it's too late.
- What happened?
- What happened?
- They're just...
I... [stuttering]
How would you explain it?
- I think... I say it's cultural.
I say they don't get each other.
- This little blip
in the Hamptons
just started this
whole process going.
- I know, and I know...
I get it because
I know the feeling
of not being seen or heard.
It was a big moment for you.
- Mm-hmm.
- And to have it turned on you...
All she needed to say
was, "I'm sorry."
- You kept going on.
"Is that when the affair
started? Is that what happened?"
- I apologize if I asked you
too many questions.
- She acts so hurt
that I brought it up
that I'm made out
to be the bad guy
and I'm victimizing her.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Vanderpump said she apologized
three times, and the...
And this is the thing:
It didn't, to Eileen,
feel like it was sincere.
She wants... she wants
in the eye, look...
- Yeah, but she's not...
That's not who Lisa is.
For Lisa, there's nothing
to apologize for.
She's never gonna take ownership
of hurting Eileen's feelings,
because she doesn't feel like
she hurt Eileen's feelings.
- Yeah, I have to ask you...
- What?
- I mean, you know,
Lisa, that talk
we had on the beach.
So much was said,
and I know when you saw Yolanda
at Camille's, it probably wasn't
the best place and time.
- I think...
- 'Cause you kind of...
Kind of said it, but
you didn't say a lot
of the big stuff. - Well, I... I...
I couldn't say,
and it wasn't appropriate
to say it right then and there.
- Right... right time, I know.
- Absolutely, not
at that cancer event.
- Lisa Rinna's got
big balls around me.
She gets around the other people
that she's got
something to say...
Boom, she clams up.
Sometimes I think
Lisa Rinna can be...
all bark and no bite.
She's intimidating, by the way.
I think sometimes you're
really strong on your own,
or when you're talking to me,
and you're very clear.
- Who's intimidating?
- Lisa Vanderpump can
be very intimidating.
- Absolutely,
and so can Yolanda.
- And Yolanda.
- They both can be.
- And I know that when
you're with me, you feel
more secure and you're...
- I'm just...
I can really be open with you.
- Get around that and...
Right, and I actually
feel the same way,
and frankly, after what I saw
at the cafe, I'm like,
"Wow, this is happening
in front of our eyes."
We're at the table talking
about the bipolar issue.
How you felt she'd called
you and maybe said,
"Are you sure you're okay
with this bipolar thing?
You're sure you're
not more upset?"
- Right, and she
said she didn't.
- Right.
Lisa Vanderpump
and Kyle both jumped to,
"Why did you tell Kim
that you loved her?"
- I know, where did
that come from?
- Where do you think?
- 'Cause it makes me
look like I'm crazy.
- And they didn't
want to talk about
the bipolar thing. - Why not?
- Well, that's a good question.
And then I said, "Hey..."
- Was it... was it just
to, um, um, what's...
- Deflect?
- Deflect, yeah.
"A scapegoat is an event,
person, or object
that is used to lay the blame on
for all that goes wrong."
So obviously I allowed myself
to become the scapegoat.
So something pisses me off
and I react to it.
I'm human.
Big fáááing deal, right?
- Hold on, you can't
do that in Dubai.
- I will be very careful.
- Do you know that you
can't cuss in Dubai?
- I can't?
- No.
- At all?
- It's against the law.
It's against the law.
- Coming up...
- To my husband.
You married me, and down I went,
and I'm gonna make it up to you.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Yes, New York City.
You ready?
- Hi.
- How are you?
- Hi, how are you?
- How are you?
- Hi.
- I'm John Tolbert,
the managing director of
the Lotte New York Palace.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Welcome.
We're delighted to have you all.
- My girlfriend, Erika.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Hi, how are you?
- Kyle.
- How are you?
- Nice to meet you.
- There is nothing like
New York City.
It's the best city
in the whole world.
I'm excited,
and I'm gonna support
my girl, Yolanda, and
hopefully have a good night.
[fun music]
♪ ♪
- I am not so used
to those heels.
Hi, Mark!
And Chris!
- Hey, guys.
- Hey!
- Hi, Martin.
- Oh, any time.
- Thank you... thank you
so much for having us.
- Welcome to the Jewel Suite.
Do you love?
- You look perfect here.
- Oh, well, thank you.
- You fit here.
- Well, you know, it...
It's a jewel suite.
You got to look like a jewel.
- Yeah, you look like a jewel.
- Well, you're a natural jewel.
- Martin Katz is a very famous
Beverly Hills jewelry designer,
and they decorated
this beautiful suite,
and they invited us
to stay there.
Did you meet my mom?
- I did.
Look how beautiful you look.
- Oh, thank you... [laughing]
- She's a jewel for the suite.
- How is this beautiful
piano here?
Is it... - I don't know.
Why don't you try it?
- Would you like some juice?
- Thank you.
Go ahead.
- Let me see if it's tuned.
[playing "Frère Jacques"]
- It can get better.
Wait, it can get better.
All right, same thing,
only with a little help, okay?
[both playing]
♪ ♪
- Oh, ah!
♪ ♪
[triumphant ending chords]
Yay! [cheers and applause]
- Wow... [chuckles]
Only our friends would applaud
for "Frère Jacques"...
[chuckles]
"Wow! That was amazing!"
- So I'm excited to
see this Jewel Suite.
- What does that even mean?
- I know, me too.
- I know, I'm just saying,
I don't know what that means.
- I don't know what that means,
but I think we might be...
- I have a feeling
there's diamonds.
- I hope there are diamonds.
- They're probably, like,
nothing we want to buy anyway.
- Knock, knock.
- Hello?
- Oh.
- Oh, wow.
Look at that.
- Nice to see you.
- Wow, look at this.
- Hi, Kathryn, Martin Katz.
- Pleasure... pleasure to see you.
- So nice to meet you.
- Oh, my gosh!
- Hi, Erika Girardi.
- Hi, Erika.
Martin Katz. - Nice to meet you.
This is incredible. - Beautiful!
- This is amazing.
- Wow!
- To have all of this
beautiful jewelry
in these cases with the
diamonds and the rubies
and the emeralds...
I mean, come on.
It is amazing.
Hook a sister up.
- So these jewels
are here full-time?
- Most of them are here
full-time.
- What happens if
someone wants that?
- They have to pick up
the phone and call,
but in the meantime,
it's right here...
- Not that I'm getting it,
but I'm curious.
- Are you buying jewelry?
- I'm not allowed to buy
jewelry for myself.
That's Tom's decision.
If there was something
that I saw
that I really had to have,
I would take a picture
and maybe send it
to his secretary
with a note that says,
"Show this to Tom."
You know, when he's in
a good mood.
- You know, since I've
been in bed for so long
and locked up in,
you know, in our apartment,
I really would love
to go upstairs
and see the city view
with all of you
and have a little toast there.
It's supposed to be the best
view in New York, right?
- It is... shall we?
- Well, let's go!
- I am dying to see this
because I heard it's really...
They shot... they shoot,
like, movies here and stuff.
Hi.
- Oh, my gosh!
- I know.
Come and see! - O-M-G!
- Wow!
- I told you!
- Wow!
This is... oh, wow. - Wow!
- Oh, man.
- Wow.
- Why haven't we been
up here all night?
- I know.
- Is this crazy?
- Wait, a hot tub!
Who's getting in it? - Yes!
- Oh, my God.
- Wow!
- Yes... wait, yes, please.
- That's amazing.
- I love it.
- This is incredible.
- I wanted to say, I'm so happy
that my wife is out.
- Yay!
- Aw, yay!
[laughter, applause]
- After nine... eleven...
Ten months of that robe,
and we are gonna burn that robe.
- She looks sexy in a robe.
Come on.
- She does, but we're gonna
have a burning robe ceremony,
but I love you, baby, and
I'm so happy that you're out.
All: Aww!
- Cheers. I love you.
I would like to make a toast.
I want to thank Tom for four
years of dedication to this,
and Daisy, I could
have not made it
the last 11 months without you.
Just thanking all of you
for making the effort
to be here tonight.
I know it's not easy.
I know it took time
away from your life
and your busy schedules,
and I want to thank you,
you know, for teaching me
the true meaning of friendship.
- Aww.
- Oh, my God.
- Yolanda's with people
who really genuinely care
and support her and know what
she's going through,
and have been there with her.
You're there to support me
when the chips are down,
and I'm there to support you
when the chips are down.
That's really
the meaning of friendship.
- And to my husband,
thank you for making actions
speak louder than words.
You married me, and down I went,
and I'm so happy to know
that you're still here
four years later.
I love you.
I'm gonna make it up to you.
- We're gonna make lemonade
out of lemons.
- We're gonna make lemonade
out of lemons.
I'm grateful for those
that are still around me today,
and it feels really
tight and strong,
and I would do anything
for those people.
You know, when it comes
time to give back,
you better know that I'm
gonna be by your side 24/7.
- We're gonna make big
lemonade, baby, tonight.
- Tonight... oh!
- Okay?
- Yeah!
- Party's over.
Girls, in the Jacuzzi.
- Get out!
- Get in that Jacuzzi, Yolanda!
- Coming up...
- So appreciate that
you made it to...
- Of course.
- David has lost his wingman.
I got sick, so, yes,
he gets impatient.
[groovy music]
♪ ♪
- Thank you for coming.
I really appreciate it.
- Of course, my dear.
I'm gonna be here
to support you.
- I know, and I so appreciate
that you made it to...
- Of course.
- 'Cause I know
you're busy, and...
- Yeah, but, you know, this
is what friendship is about.
- No, I know.
- This is what it's all about.
- I know, I know. Thank you.
- You look good too.
- Oh, thank you.
- I had a wonderful evening.
- Erika has shown great support
in going out of her way
to comfort me
in places that I really
needed a friend.
So but we're gonna
stay here tonight,
spend the day here tomorrow,
and then tomorrow night
is the event. - Yeah.
- Are Gigi and Bella back,
or are they still in Paris?
- Bella is landing at 7:00.
Gigi landed at 3:00.
She took Anwar to buy a suit,
because his suit...
I put the suit on him
and his sleeves were like here.
- Aww.
- How are you?
- Good.
- Are you feeling better?
- A little, yeah.
It's been a stretch.
- I want your life to go
back to the way it was
when you first got together.
- Well, how's that gonna happen?
- It's gonna happen.
- I don't know.
- You know, David has lost
his wingman.
He married a woman that was
a social butterfly,
always out and doing and doing,
and then all of a sudden,
you know, I got sick
and, you know, the shell
of the woman I used to be.
So, yes, he gets impatient.
- Come on, girls,
get in the shot.
Ready?
- We've been trying to work
through all the ups and downs.
This is my journey,
but unfortunately,
it's out of my control.
- Oh, my Botox looks good.
[laughter]
- Next time,
on "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...
- This is gorgeous!
- Wow.
- Like him.
- My two youngest children,
Bella and Anwar,
were diagnosed
with chronic Lyme disease.
- I just feel terrible
for Yolanda.
[lively Persian music]
- Dubai bound!
- [gasps] Wow.
- You guys, look where we are!
- We made it.
- I know!
- We are, like, on the
other side of the universe.
Like, we are far away.
- This is the master bedroom.
- This is the room?
- Yeah.
- Amazing.
- 'Cause this is
pretty ridiculous.
- Oh!
- I'd rather be with
these sharks
than the other sharks.
- Lisa Rinna, all of a sudden,
she started laying in on me
about me having
lunch with you and Kim.
- What the fááá?
What is wrong with her?
- I don't even know.
- I had just seen the picture,
and I was enraged by it.
- Strong word, "enraged."
- I was angry.
- To learn more
about the housewives,