The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 6, Episode 14 - Episode #6.14 - full transcript

- Previously on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- How are things
with you and Kim?

- It's been a rough year.

- You have to keep
the doors open.

- But we are text...
We are talking now.

- I hold a lot
in the vault, honey.

- Are you threatening me?
- You can trust me.

I'll never use anything
against you that you tell me.

- And what do you think
of Lisa Vanderpump?

- She's a nice...
- [laughs]

I think she's
a sniper from the side.



That's what I think.

- I've never talked
sááá about your John,

and I defended your children.

- But you don't need
to defend Bella.

- I'm gonna go.

- I had lunch with Erika.

She said,
"Don't get caught in her web."

[upbeat music]

- My lips were made for talking,

and that's just what they'll do.

- In Beverly Hills,
you can be anything,

but it's most important
to be yourself.

- I'm an enigma wrapped
in a riddle and cash.

- I may be an actress



but that doesn't mean
I'll stick to your script.

- Fake friends
believe in rumors.

Real friends believe in you.

- Don't hate the game.
Just marry a player.

- I'm passionate about dogs,

just not crazy about bitches.

[electronic music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, she's home.

Oh, great. Yeah, come on in.

Oh, good. I'm glad you're home.

I'm gonna have you talking
to the doctor in a minute.

- Okay.

I had to go. I got these.

- That's perfect.
Chicken broth, smoothies, good.

I hear macaroni
and cheese cold is good.

- Oh, yeah.

- Amelia's tonsils
have been a problem

for about two years.

She would constantly get
colds and throat infections

and tonsillitis.

Do you think you'll feel okay
just to go out for a minute?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

- Don't put your hand
on my face.

- At one point, they were as big
as golf balls,

so they have to come out now.

- Did you get any, like,

yogurt, any, like,
any dairy-free?

- Yeah.

- I said we can go
to the market.

- But then I'll eat it
until, like Friday.

- Oh, this is the doctor,
so I need quiet.

[phone ringing]

Hello, This is Lisa Rinna.

- Hi, this is Jeff Koempel
calling

from Children's Hospital,
Los Angeles.

- Hi, Doctor. How are you?

- I hope she's not
too nervous about tomorrow.

- Are you nervous?
- Oh, no.

- Here she is.
Are you nervous about tomorrow?

- Not really.
- I had mine out

when I was four.
I don't remember it.

I remember ice cream,
a big teddy bear,

and, you know, popsicles.

She's... I think, you know,
it's her first time

of ever having any surgery
and anesthetic, so...

- Well, let me just say
that if yourself

and your daughter
were not nervous,

that would be unusual.

- Okay.
- Most people...

Most people are nervous,
and we expect that.

- I think
she's gonna be in pain.

It's gonna be hard to watch,
and it's gonna

be fáááing horrible.

You cut them out.
Is that correct?

I mean, do you cut
them actually?

Is it... that how you do it?

- Well, we typically
use an instrument

that will cut and burn
at the same time.

- Okay.
- Now, if you like,

we're happy to show you
the tonsils when we're done.

- Okay.
- Oh.

I might want to see them.

I might look at 'em.

- Hey, Baby, can you bring me
a piece of paper?

- From the fax machine.

Do you have a pen?
- Thanks, Baby. Yeah.

I have practice
because I'm thinking

he's gonna want
to sing this song.

[playing piano]

Yeah?

- That's beautiful. I love that.

- But I don't know it
without writing a note.

[playing piano]

This'll only take a minute.

- Tonight, I'm hosting
a dinner at Wally's.

We've invited our friends,

but we've also invited one of

the most extraordinary artists
in the world,

and it's gonna be
a great surprise.

- We always have a tradition
at our dinner parties

that we do
a little music afterward.

Are you ready? - We are ready.

- The Tenors! Let's hear it!

[cheers and applause]

all: ♪ Oh, when the saints
come marching in ♪

- ♪ I just love my life ♪

- Ah, yeah.

- Is this the first dinner party
you've hosted all year?

- Yeah.
- For two years, right?

How do you... how
do you feel about it?

- Well, I'm glad it's not
at the... at the house.

- 'Cause it's too much work.
- It would be too much stress.

- Right.
- It's important

even when you're chronically ill

to keep trying
to participate in life.

- But all the ladies
will be there.

- All the girls
will be there, yeah.

- Harry's coming.
- Harry's coming.

- Tom's in New York.
- But I think...

And Vinny is traveling too.

- So that's two girls
for every guy.

- Mm-hmm. Lucky you.

[electronic music]

♪ ♪

- What are you two
doing up here?

- Well, we can't have it
so they can just walk up.

Last night, they were up
by the pool.

I mean, what's gonna happen?
I'm gonna wake up.

They're gonna be in my bedroom?
- [chuckles]

- I have one stallion
in the bedroom.

I don't need another.

- Yeah, yeah.
- [laughs]

- Hello?

- Hey. How did you get in?

Security's lousy around here.
- Hi, Kim.

- Aren't you looking forward
to tonight?

Both: Yes!

What is that, a dog treat?

- No.
- A dog poop?

- It's not exactly fun

and relaxing to go into a dinner

after you've just had
an argument with someone.

Give me a fáááing break.

- I'm telling you
not to talk about me...

- I was talking
to a close friend of mine

in a corner alone.

- A close friend of yours?

- You guys were
having a conversation.

- Please.

- But if I don't go,

it's gonna make
the problem worse.

Is it horse poop?
Is it... [laughs] Ken.

- I dropped it.
- No, I'm good, thanks.

How are you?
- It's definitely not dog food.

- It's the only way
Ken gets his oats.

- It looked like
a little horse poop.

- So how are we...
- It's fiber.

- Okay, come on. Let's just...

This all got so complicated.

- I didn't even reply
to her email yet.

Yolanda sends an email
scolding me

and CCing all of you?

"I'm coming out of
a three-year ordeal

of living in a mentally
paralyzed cocoon."

- I get that.
You want to hurt back.

- Yeah.

I'm just gonna
say something to her quietly

when I'm there
and talk about it later.

I don't want to...
- What are you gonna say?

- I don't know.

It'll come to me on the spot.

- That's what worries me.
- What else am I gonna say?

Maybe we were both just having
a bad day, how about that?

- Oh, I like that. Go with that.

- Yeah.
That's what I'm gonna do.

- Can you include me in that
as well, please?

- Lisa was having
a really bad day.

- There is a little bit
of tension

after what happened at Frida,

but if Yolanda's making
an effort to have this party

and inviting me, I'm gonna go.

- Well, ride with me, Lisa.
Don't leave me alone.

- No, no, I will ride with you.
Can you tell her...

- Ride with me, baby.
Don't leave me alone.

- No, no. She needs backup.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- [humming]

- [coughs]

I feel so extremely out of...

- Touch?
- Yes.

- Just start drinking tequila.

- God, I wish I dared.
- Yeah.

Well, you can't feel any worse.

[humming]

♪ ♪

- Thank you.
- Have fun. We'll see you.

- Bye-bye. Thank you, Mark.

- Harry, David,
Yolanda, Kathryn, and Donnie.

- Right on.
- There's the pretty mess.

Come on. Look at this chick.

- After finishing performing
at 2:00 a.m.,

probably getting to bed
about 4:30 a.m.,

you know, I'm tired,
but live like a rock star.

Let's have some fun.

- How are you?
- I'm good. How are you?

- Good. How was the show?

- I had, like,
two hours to sleep.

I am so tired. - Oh, I'm sure.

- Exhausted?
- Just kind of beat down,

but yeah. It's all good.

- Yeah. She told me
that you performed last night

at 2:00 in the morning?

- Yes.
- Wow.

- I texted your sister,
by the way.

I just said, "Happy birthday,"
and she texted me back.

That's good.

- She's in a good place.
- That's great.

That really is.

- With Kim and me,

it's been a very slow process,
you know?

She'll send me a text,
and then I wait a little bit,

and then I send her a text,

and then they get
a little nicer.

A little more emojis and hearts.

- She's having dinner
with her kids... I don't know.

I mean, I feel weird going in
as it is right now.

Just been tiptoeing trying
to get our relationship back.

We're, you know,

inching our way towards...

Fixing things, I guess.

- Went to Vanderpump's,

and of course, like,
someone brought up

you know, the email.

So the more, like,
we talked about it,

the more fired up
Kyle kind of got about it.

- Even though it's hard
for me to trust women,

I think it's really cool that
Kathryn wants to get to know me

and has taken such an interest.

It seems really nice.

- I feel like Vanderpump
is trying to be Switzerland.

She's, like, "Darling,
I said my piece to her,

and then I left."

- Come on. Stop being a baby.

- And, oh, here she comes.

The two troublemakers.

Look what the cat dragged in.

- Hello.
- Thank you.

- How are you?
- Hi, darling.

- Muah, muah, muah.

- I saw your Vegas photos.

- I am so beat down right now.

- Hey, it's Steve.
- Hey, Steve.

Look at how dressed up
you are, man.

Sorry we're so late.

- We're leaving now.
- What? Sorry.

- I'm glad I'm not the only one
who's uncomfortable here.

I so don't want this
to be awkward right now.

- Wow, pretty. Hi.

- Coming up...

- Why would you say to Kathryn,

like, "Don't get
tangled in my web"?

♪ ♪

- Wow, pretty.

Hi!

- Hi, David, how are you?
- Hi, Kyle.

- Nice to see you.
- I'm great.

- Hi.
- Hi, Lisa.

- Hi, how are you?
- Hi, Yolanda.

- I wanted to tell you quickly
before everybody else gets here.

I'm sorry I haven't
replied to your email yet.

We won't talk about it now.
We'll talk about it later, but...

- Good. You and me.
- Okay.

- What was said,
it's like, I feel like

I said what I wanted
to say, you know?

- Can we talk
about it over coffee?

- I don't drink coffee.

- Over tea?
You make me tea, I come over.

- Okay. But just one thing

before I sit
opposite you at dinner.

I want you to know
I would never,

will never, and have never said

anything derogatory
about your kids.

Understand that? - Yes.

And I want to trust that.

And I'm trying to. - Of course.

Okay. - I want to believe

that everybody in this world

has the best intent
with my children.

But obviously they don't.

- You okay? No, you're not.

You're not, aren't you?
What's wrong?

- No, nothing.

- What's wrong?
- Nothing.

- Well, why are you crying?

- I'm not crying.
- You look all emotional.

- I'm fine. I'm gonna eat.
- Are you okay?

- I'm okay. I'm great.

I'm gonna sit down
and eat and drink

and have fun.

- Yolanda seems
kind of emotional.

I'm wondering what has
propelled her to tears.

[electronic music]

- Hi, pretty girl.
- Hey.

- Are we good?
- Oh, God.

Yes, we are. - We are... no, no.

We are? - Oh, sweetie.

- Yolanda's dinner party
is awkward for me.

Lisa Vanderpump and I did not
end on a good note.

You know what? We're good.

- Are we?
Or are you bring it up again?

- We're good.
- How good?

'Cause I need to be really
fáááing good.

- But in true fashion,

we're gonna just act
like nothing happened.

- I went to see my son yesterday

play a game, and
I was thinking about you.

- Hey, Lisa.
- Hey.

- How are you, baby?
- What position does he play?

- I don't know.
He throws the ball

and then around the other side.

- Do you know Erika?

- Hi.
- Hi, Erika.

- I've been waiting to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you too.
- It's such a pleasure. Yeah.

- Who did not have a crush
on Harry Hamlin, okay? He's hot.

- You're not really
a girl's girl either.

- No. I love women
but I don't like, like,

like, wussy women.
Show me that you...

- But she... but she's real.
Just give her time.

- No.

I know she is.

- Kathryn.

- Coming over.

- You're being summoned.
- I am.

Normally, I don't get up
for people like that

when they call me
like that which...

- I give you permission.

- I've been
trying forever, like...

- Trying to what?
- Get your attention.

- I didn't want to make
a big deal.

- Oh!
- Yes.

- What you said Erika
said to you.

- Tell me what happened,
'cause I feel left out,

and I hate to be left out.

- Well, I went over
to Erika's, and we boxed,

and somehow, we got to
the topic of Vanderpump.

- She doesn't even know her.
- No.

She just said... she just said
that she feels like, you know,

that she can easily
persuade people.

- I don't think so.

Come on. I don't agree.

[electronic music]

♪ ♪

- Erika, can we talk?

Why would you say to Kathryn,

like, "Don't get tangled
in my web"?

- Oh.

Fáááing áááá.

Why would you do that to me?

What I mean by that is I think
you're very influential,

and I think sometimes
you might influence them.

- If you're a strong woman,

you're not easily
influenced, right?

- Okay.

- I don't need anybody
to speak on my behalf.

- Who said that someone
was speaking on your behalf?

- Apparently,
she said, "How long

have you known Yolanda?"

And you said, "Did Vanderpump
tell you to ask that?"

- Oh, yes, I did because
I found it interesting

that she would ask it and
you would ask it back-to-back.

- It was a coincidence.
- Why would both Kathryn

and Lisa Vanderpump

ask me the exact same question
one right after the other?

- So, before you joined this
group, had you seen Yolanda...

- We go... we're coupled friends,

so we would see
each other on and off.

- How good of friends
are you with her?

- I've known her since
she and David started dating.

- You don't know her
that, that well.

- I know her well enough.

That's quite a coincidence.

What does it matter?

I am curious as to why
you would want to know.

- Why?
- How long I've known her.

- Why? It's a basic question.

- It is a basic question,
but I believe your intent

is something different,
and I'll leave it at that.

- There's no intent.
It's just a question.

- Why do I feel like
there's something behind it?

See, here's the thing.

I feel like you're trying
to discredit

my friendship with Yolanda.

That's why I asked. - Oh.

- That's the truth.
There's your answer.

I feel like Lisa Vanderpump
doesn't like me and Yolanda.

I'm not quite sure why.

I can't put my finger on it,

but my gut's telling me,
"This chick is not your friend."

- How long have I known her?

- I don't know how long
you've known her.

- Isn't that a natural
question to ask?

- But I haven't asked.

- Oh, okay.
- I'm not curious.

I don't care how long
you've known her.

You care how long
I've known her.

- Yeah.

- Because... yeah.
And I don't know why.

Why? Why does it matter?
- It doesn't matter.

- Okay. Good.
It doesn't matter then.

- Wow.

I don't think
I'll be asking Erika

much more in the future.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

- I hope everyone likes lemon

'cause I put lemon on it.

- This is amazing.
Isn't this place beautiful?

- Yeah, it is.

- This all looks very good.

Everybody eat, and all
the problems will go away.

[laughs]

- Kyle, this is
a really odd question.

- Ask it.

- I just told her that I sent
Kim a text for her birthday.

- What if I sent her a text
for her birthday,

would that be just so weird?

- Um, yeah.

- It might be just
too weird, right, I would think?

It made me feel really nervous.

- If you have the notion,
I don't think

you should censor yourself.
I think you should do it.

- Don't ever tell your wife
not to censor herself.

[laughter]

- What are you thinking?
- Harry, that's very dangerous.

- Where the hell have you been?
- I've been living

with her for 25 years, darling.

- I know.
- And I love it.

- It's hard to understand

how Harry Hamlin
can deal with me.

You have not
lived with me for 25.

You've lived with me
for 22 years.

- Feels like 25.

- Oh, my God!

I feel blessed
that he does love me

and accepts me
just for who I am.

- Oh, thank you.
- What'd you do today?

- Nothing.
- Nice.

- I stayed out last night
at Vanderpump's.

- Did you have fun?
- Yeah.

Kind of a little, you know,

got a little hairy
a couple times.

- Why? What happened?

[tense music]

- I told Vanderpump about you
and I talking at lunch,

and I said, you know, I was,

like, forewarned and, you know,

not to get sucked
into your wily ways.

- Yeah, and she, like,
let me have it over there.

Honestly, I thought
we had spoken in confidence,

so I'm a little disappointed.

- It's not... it's not secretive.

I will never say anything
that I can't repeat,

and I assume you say the same.

- Well, I assumed

we were speaking in confidence,
but I guess we weren't.

- That's on you.

- What can I say?

I spoke to Kathryn
in confidence,

and the fáááing bitch
ratted me out.

That's on me?

That's a very easy way

for you to shirk
some kind of responsibility.

- Unless I say,
"This is between you and I,"

I am expecting that you know
that I'll say it to anyone.

- Okay, I know that now.
- Yeah.

Rule usually is,
if you don't want it repeated,

you don't say it.

It's pretty simple.

♪ ♪

- Coming up...
- Come along, kids.

- When David Foster
has a surprise for you,

you are naturally very excited.

- What's wrong?

- I think Eileen's mad at me.
- I'm not mad at you.

- You're mad at me.
- I'm not mad.

- I can feel it.
- I think you know.

That's okay.

- You're mad.
- I'm not mad.

- What are you?

- I'm saying it's not fair
to question Erika

when she's saying something,

and then you're like,
"Where does that come from?"

You know where it comes from.

You know exactly why Erika
would say something like that.

Come on. Lisa Rinna knows

how manipulative
Lisa Vanderpump can be.

- How was your talk
with Lisa Vanderpump?

- It didn't really
help anything.

I kind of now feel like
I offended her, which is weird.

Why aren't you
being honest right now?

Why are you afraid
of Lisa Vanderpump?

- Why would she say
that to Kathryn?

- Erika was just
saying, "You know,

you might want
to just think about this."

- I get that,
but why wouldn't she say

that about me or Kyle or...

- 'Cause she doesn't
feel that way about you.

- Okay, but you know
what I'm saying.

- No, I really don't.

- I feel conflicted

because I have
a loyalty to Eileen,

yet I really
like Lisa Vanderpump.

I have a great connection
with her, so I feel really

between a rock and a hard place.

- Guys, we're gonna go
to another room.

Come along, kids.

- When David Foster announces
that he has a surprise for you,

you are naturally very
excited and curious.

- Wow.

- I mean, for all I know,

he's bring Elvis Presley back
from the dead right now.

- Where are we going?
- To a quiet place.

- Oh, okay.

[exciting music]

- Fun, right?
- Yes.

Is it loud enough?

- One, one.
- Who's coming?

Is it gonna be Frank Sinatra?
Oh, he's dead.

- What about Rod Stewart?

- Nat King Cole? He's dead too.

- I know it's not
Barbara Streisand.

She's not doing anything for us.

- Maybe it's Celine Dion.

- Who's alive?
Who've we got left?

[suspenseful music]

- One, one.

- Surprise!
- One, one.

- Andrea Bocelli!

[cheers and applause]

- Wow!

- Andrea Bocelli's in town
to work with David,

and I just thought
it'd be a great idea

if we can get him
over the restaurant

to just sing one little song.

- So, I mean this is,

like, one of the greatest things
ever to be here for us,

for ten people,

is just beyond beyond... - Wow.

- And... thank you, Andrea,
for being here.

- It's a big pleasure.
I like it.

- To have Andrea Bocelli
for a private audience,

this is like a gift.

I mean, money can't buy this.

Well, you could but it would be
really bloody expensive.

- ♪ Ave ♪

♪ Maria ♪

[singing in Italian]

- This is my mom's
favorite song.

My mom always told me

that she would give me signs.

So to me, this is one of 'em.

A sign that I need
to check on my sister.

- [singing in Italian]

- What a gift from God.

What a voice.

- [continues singing in Italian]

- It's fáááing surreal.

- [singing in Italian]

- Boom!

[cheers and applause]

- I think Yolanda's trying
to make up for lost time here,

and let me tell you, she has.

Andrea Bocelli singing
for us in a private room?

It doesn't get any better
than this.

- I love you.
[cheers and applause]

[electronic music]

♪ ♪

- How are you feeling?

- My throat really hurts.
- That scares me.

- Is Morgan ready?
- Mm-hmm.

I'm too scared
to go without her.

- I know, sweetie.

Amelia having
to have her tonsils out

gives me anxiety.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

How are you, lovey?

- I'm good.

- Okay, we ready?
Here we go, girls.

Anything but having my child
have to go have surgery.

I'd rather do it.
Take my tonsils out.

They're already gone,
so you can't.

I think you're in good hands.
I feel very good about it.

- Good. How many IVs
am I gonna have into my arm?

That really freaks me out.

- Oh, don't let it.

They're gonna probably
put it right here.

- Oh!
- I am, by far,

more nervous than Amelia.

Okay, guys. Here we go. Ready?

- Ugh.
- I'm nervous about her dying.

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

[line trilling]

- Hello?
- Hi.

- Hi, what's happening?
- She's just gone into surgery.

It's gonna take 20 minutes.

- Ten minutes a tonsil.
- Ten minutes a tonsil.

Harry has much more faith
than I do.

It's just nerve-racking

knowing that your child
has just gone under sedation.

I am a worrywart.

I will create a problem
if there isn't one.

Just give me enough time.

- Call me back
when she comes out.

- Keep your phone on, please.

Okay. - All right. Bye.

- Okay. Bye. I love you.

[sighs]

A mother waiting
for her daughter

to come out of surgery...
It is like time stops.

I'd rather have
somebody stick knives

in... under my fingernails.

I'll be happy when this is over.

[sighs]

I hate it.
Every single 20 minutes of it.

Hi. Fine? - We're all done.

- We're good?
- Everything went fine.

- Oh, good.
- Everything went fine.

- Okay. Good. That was quick.

- Oh, well.
- Got everything out?

- It's out, and
no more tonsil infections.

- Well, thank God.
- So she'll have a sore throat,

but this will probably be
one of the last she'll have.

- Oh, that's gonna
be such a relief.

Thank you so much. Hallelujah.

There's has been such build up
to this surgery,

and it's finally done.

Good-bye, sore throats.
Hello, popsicles.

How do you feel?
- Can we buy a wheelchair?

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Are you excited to go
to college one day?

- Yeah.

- You gonna go close
by or far away?

- I don't know.

- You can live with me
while you're in college.

Just 'cause you're
in college doesn't mean

you don't have to live with me.

Some people live at home

until they're married,
just so you know.

That is an option.

- Lovely.

- This is when I feel complete.

When I'm with my kids
in my home, cooking,

having dinner all together
at the end of the day.

I just think
it's really important

to always keep
your family together.

- Hi!

- Hi.
- What's up?

- Hi, Daddy.
- How are you?

- I'm good, how are you?
- Hi, gorgeous.

- Hi.
- Well, that's not a kiss.

That's a proper hug and a kiss.

Muah. - [groaning]

- Will you bring the salt
and pepper?

Hey, Bambi!

What have you... get that...
- What did she just eat?

- Get that... get that
out of your mouth. Stop it.

I cannot tell you how many
things I've cooked

and had Bambi eat.

No, Bambi.

You guys, don't leave me
alone watching the food.

- I'll help. [giggles]

- Ugh!

- Wait, wait. I took her
driving the other day.

[laughter]

First turn out of the garage,
what happened?

- I hit three trash cans.
- Boom.

- Imagine if that was a car
when you're taking...

- Imagine if that was a person.

- I'm just not even gonna
let Portia drive ever.

So I saw this commercial
about, you know,

looking up your family tree.
- Uh-huh.

- And I started looking and,
like, putting in names,

and I'm so curious to,

like, find out, you know,
where my mom, you know,

how far back her history
goes in Ireland and...

- She's Irish, yeah?

- 100% Irish.
- 100%.

- After hearing
Andrea Bocelli sing,

I went to meet my sister, Kim,

and her kids
for her birthday dinner.

She was looking beautiful
and laughing with her kids,

and to see her looking
like her old self

made me really happy.

I really, really want to go
to Ireland and see that.

- I would love to go there.

- Mauricio is always telling me
life is too short.

You don't ever want to look
back and regret anything.

It's family. Pick up the phone

and repair
your relationship with Kim.

- Hey, Bambi!

- Ugh!

I can't leave that dog
for one second.

- Coming up...

- I got Ken a house.

- Mohamed is
the greatest developer,

so I've always wanted him
to design a house for me.

I just didn't think
it would be a horsey house.

Oh, it's so sweet!

- Oh, we'll sit
at that lunch table there.

- Let's do that.

♪ ♪

- Ooh.

- So what's been happening?
How are you feeling?

- It's almost like, you know,

like a horse that is stuck
in the... a racehorse.

How do you call it in English?

The thing that
the horse goes in.

- I own racehorses,
and I don't know

what the thing's called.

Tom and I have two racehorses,
and they're pretty.

They're not big winners.

- You know, like, I can't wait

till the thing goes up,
and I'm just gonna be running,

and you're gonna be going,
like, "Where the hell are you?"

- I look forward to the day
that I can't keep up with you.

- Exactly.

- That would make me very happy.
- I know.

- Hey.
- Hi!

- Hey!
- This is so fun!

- Hi.
- Charlie's Angels.

- Yeah. You are
locked up inside a movie.

- Sit on down.

- I feel like a real person
being out in daylight.

- I know. You're stuck
in the studio the whole...

- Stuck in the studio.
- Yes.

- You look really great.

- Thank you.
- Rested and fresh.

- Rested?
I feel exactly the opposite.

How are you guys? - Good.

How are you? - I'm really good.

- By the way, Bocelli.

- Aww, how cute is he?
- How amazing is that?

- Isn't he the cutest?
- That was incredible.

- I'm so glad
you guys enjoyed it.

- That night was kind
of weird, though,

aside from that fabulousness.

- It felt disjointed?

- Well, after everything
that happened at Frida,

you know, and then that was
kind of unresolved and weird,

and then we're there, and then...

- Yeah.
- I had my own weirdness.

- Well, Kathryn had just...
'cause I had been,

the night before,
at Lisa Vanderpump's for dinner.

Kathryn, out of the gate, says,

"You know what Erika said?"
It was like, "Wow."

- In front of the whole group?
- Yeah.

- Which I find really hard
to deal with.

- What did you say to her?

- I told her not to be caught up
in Lisa Vanderpump's web.

Technically, I never said
Lisa Vanderpump spins a web,

but that's what I meant,
and I own it.

- I don't think it's cool
from Kathryn to go...

- That was kind of...
- Well, that's what...

- That's kind
of taking somebody down.

- That didn't strike me
until later, actually.

I went, "Wow."
- That's not cool.

If you confide in another woman,
you keep that to yourself.

I mean, otherwise,
how do you build

a friendship and trust?

So I think Kathryn, you know,

burned some bridges
right there and then.

- Oh, my God. Hello!

- Guess what?

I got Ken a house

so we can get him
out of the house,

and you can I can just
hang out there.

What do you think about that?

We have to put...
Give him a little cot,

though, a little bed
or something.

- Have you got a lock
on the door so he can't get out?

Mohamed is the greatest
developer on the planet.

So I've always wanted him
to design a house for me.

I just didn't think
it'd be a horsey house.

- Hi.
- Hi, how are you?

- Hello.
- Isn't it cute?

- Isn't it beautiful?
- You want to move in?

- Muah.

This actually gonna be my house.

- Listen. Well, you've got
to come and see them.

Come and see them first. - Yeah.

I can't wait to see them.
- Oh, my God.

They're so exciting.

I met Mohamed years ago,

and he's a great friend,

and I met Yolanda,
Mohamed's ex-wife,

and over the years,

I would often have lunch
and dinner with the kids.

I love those kids.
I've seen them grow up.

- I'm going to college.
It's so weird,

but my parents...
Daddy, don't cry.

Daddy, I'm gonna cry.

To my parents, I just wanted
to say thank you, guys.

- Aren't they sweet?
- Yeah.

- Oh, I want one too.

- Lisa Vanderpump and I
have had a little bit

of an issue for
the last couple months.

Not really a super big deal,
but it's kind of

become a big deal even though
it was never my intention,

and it seems like you and...

You and Lisa Vanderpump
have a lot of unresolved issues.

- Which is what
I said at lunch with Kathryn.

- Okay. And I said,

much like why I wanted
to be honest with her

about a certain subject,

and it was never resolved,
so it sits there.

- Well, here's the deal.
- And everybody

can pretend that it's okay,

but it sits there, and we're
all kind of aware of it.

- Yeah.
I don't pretend it's okay.

I take my relationship
with Lisa for face value.

I respect her, I think
she's extremely strategic

when it comes to her business
and the restaurants.

I feel, on a personal level,

her and I have never
gotten intimate.

It's fine... like, I accept
it for what it is.

- I think we should
put it right here.

- Yeah, can we
move the weather vane?

You just pick it up, no?

You're still a young
and virile man.

- No, look at that old man
of yours.

He should do it.

- Ken and I have been such
great friends with Mohamed.

Maybe it does affect
my relationship with Yolanda

because I was
her ex's best friend,

but I'd never
felt that way about her.

- When I was talking to her,
I was really trying to just have

more of a relationship
and understanding.

She had done something
that kind of hurt my feelings,

and I let her know it.

She took offense to me
mentioning it,

to make a very long story short.

And I have to preface
this by saying

that I like Lisa Vanderpump.

I think she's a character.

I think she's very interesting.

- Yeah, she's funny.
- She cracks me up.

She's very generous.
- Me too, me too.

- She's very open about things,

and I really thought
she and I were gonna be friends,

like, real friends.

So I will preface it by saying
that the other night,

when I mentioned to Lisa Rinna
what you had said...

- She feels like, you know,

she can easily persuade people.

- I don't think so. Come on.

I don't agree.

- I thought Lisa Rinna's
reaction

was a little over the top.

I felt like people...
- Which I appreciated.

- I feel like what people
were making her

like she was crazy
for having that instinct.

- Crazy? Fááá no. I'm not.
- Do you know what I mean?

But do you know what I mean?
Do you know? Was that happening?

- No, I felt like they felt
I was being a bitch.

- Do not judge a book
by its cover.

Erika is probably one
of the most intelligent girls

in this group,

and nothing is gonna go by her,

including Lisa Vanderpump.

- Oh, I love it! Look at it!

- Look at the little windows.

- Oh, my God. Oh, it's so sweet!

I don't feel that you can
come between a family,

and that's what they will always
be, Yolanda and Mohamed.

- Now, let's put it here first.

- Does it have an address?

- It needs its own zip code.
- 1A, Villa Rosa.

Between the two of them,
where would my loyalties lie?

Well, I imagine
it would lie with Mohamed.

I love it.
I love you, and I love it.

- Lisa Vanderpump enjoys being
compared to Bobby Fischer.

She enjoys thinking that
she's a formidable opponent.

- You remind me a little bit
of an alligator.

- [laughs]

- You lie on the side
of the beach, then...

- I like that.

- She enjoys thinking

that she's smart
and that she's manipulative.

- You're, like, the wife
of a lawyer, you know?

- I am sorry. No.

But that's how I feel.

- You can have the floor.
- That's how I feel.

- Yeah.

- Coming up...

- I don't know where you are.

- I don't want to even
bring it up

and deal with that stuff.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Three, please.
- For three?

- Yes, my sisters are
meeting me for lunch today.

- How about this table?
- Perfect. Thank you so much.

I appreciate it.

- This is cute.

- Hey, I need this.

Haven't seen you in forever.

Mm.

[both smooch]

- Hello.
- Muah.

Both: Muah.

- Hi.
- Hi, girls.

Both of my sisters
live in Southern California.

I speak to 'em every day.
If I don't see them,

I talk to 'em for sure.

They're my best friends,
and they keep me grounded.

I'm exhausted,
and I need normalcy.

- All right.
We can bring normal.

- Yeah, I need it bad.
- I mean, it's us.

We can't bring too much.

[laughter]

- My older sister,
Ann, is the first born.

My brother, Jeff, is second.

I'm third, and my little sister,
Debbie, is the baby.

My mom conceived all four us
on birth control.

Imagine, not one
of us was wanted.

- The earrings look amazing.
- Thanks.

- It was a real...
- Let's see 'em.

- A couple hundred bucks
for those.

- Yeah.

[laughter]

Sááá.

- Mother tried FaceTiming
me twice already.

- Mom did?

- She forgets we just
talked on the phone.

- She did already?

- She forgot.
- She forgot.

My mom has the early stages
of dementia,

but she's always been forgetful.

- We said, "Well, don't call us.
We'll call you."

And she said, "Okay.
I'll call you in a bit."

- That makes me sad.

She'll ask me, like, you know,

five times in five minutes
where Donnie is,

and I'll tell her,
and I'll tell her,

and she just doesn't remember.

- We would be talking
about something.

She goes, "That's right.
I remember."

I go, "Mom, you don't remember."
"No, I don't."

We got to laugh at it.

- You know what the bottom line
for me is is with her,

you know, having dementia?

It has to be something.

The fact that she's not in pain,

who cares if she doesn't
remember where she went?

- Yeah.

- It's not so much
just her memory loss,

but it's all the stuff
that goes along with the,

like, personality changes
and depression.

- She cries a lot.
She does cry a lot.

- I think 'cause she's sad
that she doesn't see us more.

- Yeah.

- My mom and my stepdad

still live in
their own home in Wisconsin,

but we're getting
to the stages now

where we're looking
towards the future.

I think that the isolation

that they have in Wisconsin
sometimes is not good for her.

- You've talked
to her in the phone?

Her voice sounds raspy and old.

The minute I'm there,
it's like her voice changes.

- She gets a light. Yeah.
- She's so... she eats.

She's so active.
She wants to wrestle.

- She wants to wrestle.
- She does.

- Now, I feel where I got this...

- Oh, yes.
- I am, like,

my mother's daughter.

- You are.

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hello?

♪ ♪

Hello?

- Hello.
- Hi.

- How are you?
- I'm good. How are you?

- Kim is better about "Let's
just pretend nothing happened.

Everything's great,"
and she's, "Hi! I love you.

I miss you."
But it's harder for me.

You want something?

- I have water.

- You don't a coffee
or a tea or something?

- Okay.
- I'm gonna make a tea.

Did you have fun
on your birthday?

- I had so much fun.

All of a sudden,
I just looked up,

and there was my sister,

and I was like,
"Oh, my gosh, hi."

And it's just... it is
a beautiful birthday gift.

I was so excited you came.
Thank you so much.

That was, like, a great night.

I'm stronger.

I'm in a healthier,
better place.

I don't want to go back
and drudge up old things.

I want to start a healthy
conversation with my sister,

and what that is yet,
I don't know,

but I want to start it.

- What have you been doing?
- Just, you know,

kind of sticking
to myself, you know?

- You've been seeing Brandy or...

- No, I've talked to her
a couple times, but...

- I know every time
you've seen her because

she has to tweet about it.
Why does she have to do that?

Every time she sees you,
she has to tweet.

Why can't she just do that
and keep it to herself?

- I don't know.

- Brandy went out of her way
to hurt our relationship.

- Stop it.

- No, I want to talk
to my sister for a second.

- Wow. Don't fáááing touch me.

- Don't you fáááing...
- Oh, wow, really?

- Don't fáááing touch me.
- Don't fáááing do that.

That's not a friend.

- You know,
I don't know where you are.

- I get stuck
between wanting to,

you know, talk it
through and work it out

and not brush things
under the carpet,

and the other side of me
is like, "I don't want to even

bring it up
and deal with that stuff."

- For us to bring things up

from the past is...
Can be so detrimental

because I think that's
just stirring up

old stuff that isn't healthy.

- Sometimes I get scared,

like, "Okay.

"We're gonna go
through all of this,

and it's hurt, and we're gonna
dig up all of this sháá."

- Stop it.
- You are a liar

and sick and an alcoholic.

- Stop it, stop it.
- Okay?

You are an alcoholic.
- Oh, my God.

- Yes. That's right.
That's right.

I said it now. Everybody knows.

- She hurt me the most.
- Fine.

Kim, fine.

So she hurt you too.
- What do you mean, "fine"?

- In addition to
she hurt my sister.

- What do you mean,
"In addition to?"

She really hurt me.

- Everything you say is
a twist and a lie.

- You're lying!
- No, I'm not!

- You're lying!

- Sometimes I feel safer
just keeping it at arm's length.

- But if something...
It does come up,

that it does... it is gonna
affect our life today,

then we need to talk about it,

and we need to do it quietly

and the right way

and not with a group of people,

because that's where everything

took a terrible turn
for you and I.

So many other people have gotten

in this relationship
between Kyle and I.

It becomes a problem
for she and I.

It really needs to stay ours.

You want to threaten me?
You want to go there?

Let's do it.
- I'm telling you. I'm not...

- I've had it with you,
you fáááing two-faced...

- Ooh, that's scary voice
right there.

That's the scary voice.

- You have mistreated me
for years.

I'm sick of it.
- And done this to me for years.

I'm sick of it.

It's really hard for me.

- What's hard?

- What it was like for the time
I didn't talk to you.

[tense music]

That was hard.

- I wouldn't think
it would be hard 'cause

I feel like you hate me.

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- [inhales] Have faith.

- I don't really know how.

I feel like you hate me.

- You think I hate you?

- Sometimes.

[tense music]

- No.

I love with all my heart.

♪ ♪

I guess I'm hard to love.

I love you.

But I had these feelings
for some too

and I was upset too.

Like, but when I started
remembering a lot of good stuff,

it made it easier
to pick up the phone

or to text you
to say I love you.

I miss you.

It was easier because
I was feeling those feelings.

- I wasn't always
ready to hear it.

- I know.

- And each time
we have a problem,

we go longer and longer

without speaking
to each other, you know?

First time, it was, like,

a month, and then
it was two months,

and then it was three months,
and then it's eight months,

and then it's
like I've only seen you,

you know,

a couple times in a year.

- We need to make that change.

Like, we need to make...

- I don't... I
don't really know how,

and I just don't know
there's a guarantee.

- Well, there isn't.

You know, if you...

[inhales] Have faith.

- I feel bad to say that a lot
of it depends on her sobriety

because that sounds like
I'm putting all the blame

on her, and it's not
all her fault,

but I don't... I don't
have the answer.

I really don't have a answer
of how we're gonna repair

our relationship
and keep it together.

- Try.

♪ ♪

Otherwise, you'll never get
to really...

♪ ♪

Love me again
or whatever. Like...

♪ ♪

- This part I have to work on.

♪ ♪

- Next time on

"The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...

- Ready to get
your hands dirty, right?

- None of us have
fáááing manual labor skills.

I just make a phone call.

"Can you come paint my house?"

- Web bullsááá.
Really? It's nonsense.

- It's not nonsense.
- Casting a web

sounds insidious
in itself, and sounds

duplicitous
and it sounds clandestine.

- Someone doesn't
prove themselves to you

by going over and above...

- Well, wait a minute.
- Time out. I'm not finished.

- I would never meet
someone's husband

for the first time and
act like a fáááing ass.

- You have to leave.

- So my trust issues are
through the fáááing roof.

She scares the sháá out of me.

She's more manipulative
than anybody.

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