The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 6, Episode 1 - Life's a Pitch - full transcript
As always, fun, excitement and gossip permeate the rarified air of Beverly Hills. Lisa Vanderpump has been tapped to throw out a first pitch at Dodger Stadium, while Kyle buys $75,000 ...
- This season on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
Hold on tight, Vanderpump.
Whoo!
- Home, sweet home.
- This is quintessential
Hamptons.
- Surprise. Andrea Bocelli.
All: Dubai!
- This is the room.
- This is the room?
- Yeah.
- Oh!
- I miss you.
- I miss you too.
- I want to ride it.
- Make sure you get all that.
She's known my hoo-hoo
long time.
- Lisa, this is Erica.
- Hello.
- Nice to meet you.
- Erica is a very colorful
woman... the body, the boobs,
the lips, the hair,
but she is one smart cookie.
- I feel like that fat cat
that can't get through the door.
I'm not like your typical
Beverly Hills woman
that only eats salads.
Yum. Who gives a fááá? - Hi.
- How are you?
- I'm great.
- Oh, my God.
I haven't seen
Katherine in a long time,
and I'll tell you,
after 20 years,
she looks exactly the same.
Fááá.
- Get off of that.
- My husband
is nine years younger than me.
Yes!
- I'm gonna take a dress
for Kyle.
She's going to Nikki's wedding.
- I was told it'd be better
if I didn't come to the wedding.
- I don't remember
what it's like to be normal.
I'm willing to do anything,
rip my teeth out.
I've tried it all.
[all screaming]
- Nobody would think
somebody like me would be
in a situation like that.
- You really pointed some pretty
nasty fingers at me.
- You got to own your own stuff.
- Kim's arrested.
- I think she needs help.
- It's really hard to see
both of you go through this.
- It was very painful.
- This is my will, and I just
wanted you guys to make sure
that you take care of my mommy.
Oh, my God, what if I die?
[coughing]
[heart monitor beeps rapidly]
- True Munchausen Syndrome.
- It's confusing for a lot
of people.
- They like to prey on the weak.
You're sick,
so let's go after you.
- Don't act like you know me
when you don't know me.
- This is who I am.
- I thought of you as Bambi.
- Don't attack me
early in the morning.
- Oh, my God.
- You're attacking.
- I hold a lot in the vault.
- Are you threatening me?
- You had a go at me.
Just learn to say you're sorry.
- I think she doesn't want
to leave any fingerprints.
- Don't get caught in her web.
- We're good.
- How good?
'Cause I need
to be really fáááing good.
- You're gonna go down
in fáááing flames with me.
[upbeat music]
- My lips were made for talking,
and that's just what they'll do.
- In Beverly Hills,
you can be anything,
but it's most important
to be yourself.
- I'm an enigma
wrapped in a riddle and cash.
- I may be an actress,
but that doesn't mean
I'll stick to your script.
- Fake friends
believe in rumors.
Real friends believe in you.
- I'm passionate about dogs,
just not crazy about bitches.
- Lisa, he's here.
- Let's have a look.
- He's cute.
- Oh, yes, he is quite cute.
Make sure Mr. Ken
doesn't ruin my fun.
Hi. - Hi.
- Thanks for coming.
- I'm A.J.
- Hi, Lisa.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
- This place is beautiful.
- Thank you.
Look what I got.
Should I wear it, or you?
- You should wear that today.
- No, I can't. You wear it.
- I can't wear...
It won't fit on me.
- Okay. I'm a huge supporter
of the LGBT community,
and the Dodgers have asked me
to throw the first pitch
for the LGBT game.
Should we do it out here?
My dogs will actually
chase the ball.
I've never been
to a baseball game,
and I probably wouldn't
know a baseball
if it hit me on the head.
- Are you an athlete at all?
- But I suppose
it's similar to cricket.
I'm a bit of a sexual athlete,
if you know what I mean.
Don't worry about me,
I'm joking.
Clearly my husband
would agree with that.
The L.A. Dodgers have sent
over this gorgeous hunk,
A.J. Ellis, to, you know,
let me play with his balls
or practice at least.
Are you sure my hand
goes in there?
- Yes, it does.
- Where?
Yeah, see, the jewelry's
what's holding it...
- Oh, stop.
Two fingers go in the same hole.
So do you normally throw it
or hit it?
- Well, I'm the catcher, so
I'm usually on the other side.
- He's my catcher.
This is my husband Ken. - A.J.
- This is so easy to catch it
with this.
- Give me one of the balls
and make them follow me.
Come on, come on, come on.
- Go away.
Turn around.
I don't want to hit you
on the back of the head.
That's how far?
- That's how far away I'll be.
- This is gonna be
the hardest ball
that ever came at you.
You ready?
Okay, that wasn't very good aim.
Oh, why do I hit the bloody tree
every time?
Why are you just hanging around?
I'm having fun with it.
- Imagine he's Brandi.
- Oh. I'll hit him straight
on the nose.
I actually have nothing
to Brandi Glanville whatsoever.
We don't cross paths now,
which is a bonus for me.
I've been really very much
a victim of her nonsense.
- What would you like me to do,
your highness?
You want me to eat your pussy?
- Yes!
- That's not bad.
She's had so many opportunities,
because I kind of supported her
and brought her into this group.
Oh, so many.
And she just really
threw it all back in my face.
I don't want anything
to do with that.
- That is awesome.
- Hey, I'm good at this.
I got this, A.J.
- That's pretty good right
there.
[knocking at door]
- Hi.
- How are you?
- Hi, Lisa.
- I'm Matt from...
- Hi, come on in.
Thanks for coming.
Tell me what we're doing
exactly.
I just said, "Hey, anything
Oprah... where are they now?
How cool."
- Basically we come in,
and we follow up with people
that, you know, Oprah's audience
is interested in and find out
what they're doing right now.
- I'm honored to do it.
I get the call about doing
"Oprah: Where are They Now?"
I've done a lot of things
in 26 years.
To me, that's,
like, "Okay, kind of made it."
- Is this what a normal morning
is like for you?
- Oh, yes.
- Get up and get in the chair...
- Oh, yes, I sit here, and I get
my full hair and makeup...
- Yeah, cool.
- Well, Oprah
herself isn't coming over.
I wish Oprah was coming over,
but I think in order
to have Oprah come,
I would have to be
at the next evolutionary level,
which I'm working toward,
but I'm not quite there yet.
I'm usually at yoga
at about this time.
- We might ask you to show us
a couple little yoga moves
or something like that.
- And I'll probably do it,
'cause
I'll pretty much do anything.
- Okay, perfect.
- I'm really not embarrassed
by anything.
I mean, maybe I am.
I don't think I would do,
like, a diarrhea commercial.
Bottoms now or later? Oh.
- What we're gonna do today is,
I'm gonna sit down and talk
to you out in the back yard.
- Do we go down memory lane?
- Yeah, absolutely.
- As an actor, the longest
I ever worked at a time
was three years
on "Days of Our Lives,"
and that's the longest I've ever
worked on one job.
- So we're gonna go set up.
We'll be ready for you
in about 45 minutes.
- Okay, perfect, we'll be ready,
'cause we're fast.
To have a job that you can count
on for so long...
I mean, I don't know
what that feels like,
and I think that for someone
like Eileen,
who has found a place
that she constantly works in,
that is very rare.
- Hey, good timing.
Thank you, good morning.
- Morning, Eileen.
Your clothes are here.
So you've got this
with the camisole.
- Do I have a black push-up bra
in case
I just want to wear a bra?
- Yeah, here.
Are you okay with these?
I remember they hurt you.
- They hurt me,
but they're cute. Thank you.
- Thank you, Eileen.
- Leave those there, though,
'cause they're so cute. - Okay.
- People ask me
what I'm gonna give up acting.
I have no idea.
I've been doing this
since I was 22 years old.
"The question is,
who's behind this plot
to overthrow him?"
Being on a soap and having the
story lines change is exciting.
It keeps things fresh,
and right now, the story line
is kind of complicated.
A lot of business stuff,
a lot of rivalries,
a lot of fighting in the office
and power struggles.
"It has to be somebody
who knows him well
enough to know his weaknesses
and how to exploit them."
So it's fun for me to kind
of be back in the mix,
and I happen to be
in this little love triangle
with my daughter
and her boyfriend.
Hi there. Hi, everybody.
All: Hi, Eileen. - Hi, there.
- But I hadn't done
this story line ever before,
and then I realized
I actually did it 30 years ago,
but I was the daughter.
Somehow I always knew
she'd be back
to take a final stab at my life,
and she did.
Can I use your mascara?
Do you mind?
- Not at all. I know you
don't need a mirror.
Magic woman.
- Oh, my God, I've been
doing this a long time.
I wonder if I'm gonna be
in one with, like,
the mother or the grandmother.
- All right...
- Thank you.
- Yes.
- Bye.
- There she is.
- Oh, it's pretty.
- Hello.
- Good lighting, good lighting.
I've been so blessed but I have
this kind of underlying fear
that on my tombstone,
it will say, "She wore diapers."
I'm just kind of hoping
that there's just, like,
a little bit more than that.
- I'm gonna start with career
and then move around,
and we'll just jump, so...
- Jump away.
"Where are They Now?"
that means you had
to have been somewhere.
I don't know.
I mean, where am I now?
- Trapped in a jail
in Amsterdam.
- She's right in the middle
of a hot mess.
- She's hustling.
- Um...
- I'm still here.
I'm not going anywhere.
You know I'm like a cockroach.
You can't get rid of me.
- Lisa, before we start,
I'm just going to have you
just real quick,
just give me a quick clap.
- Coming up...
- Have you spoken to Yolanda?
- I'm not that close
to her anyway.
I never have been.
I mean, she kind of
turned on me. You know that.
- Tell me those are not
rose gold with diamonds.
- 18-karat rose gold lenses.
I made the first one
for Princess Caroline of Monaco.
- And the second one
for Kyle of Beverly Hills.
Oh, my God, how much are these?
- They start around $75,000.
[cell phone rings]
- Hello, how are you?
- Good,
am I meeting you at 1:45?
- Yeah, we're meeting
at Villa Blanca.
- Listen, I've got 60 chairs
arriving tomorrow,
which will kind of take my eye
off the wall.
I know it's time.
- How are you feeling, Yolanda?
- Not great.
I felt better after my stem cell
treatment in the Bahamas.
- I think you just
have to be patient.
- I've been patient
for three years.
- I know. I know.
- I've been staying in the condo
for the last nine months.
David just had the condo
for many years.
It's convenient
because it's in the city,
close
to where all my doctors are.
My house in Malibu
is way too big,
and to be in a small environment
within four walls
is about all I can handle.
[phone rings]
- We have to set aside...
- It's Gigi.
Hi, my love.
How is your day going?
- I think Anwar and Alana
are gonna
come visit me later on set.
- Oh, that's so cute, baby.
- I've already
been here since 5:00, and...
- You look beautiful, my love.
Gigi had a huge campaign
for Tom Ford.
She got a big contract
with Maybelline.
She's done four or five
"Vogue" covers.
She's done so much
that it became impossible
to stay in college,
but I kind of have a feeling
that she'll get back to it
one day.
She just loves what she does,
and she's...
You know, and it shows.
- Love you, bye.
- Love you, sweetheart.
- Bye.
- Bye.
[laughter]
- I knew who that was.
- Hello.
- I like your glasses.
- I'm getting them in my store.
- Who's are they?
- I just met with them. Selma.
They showed me a pair today
with pink diamonds.
- Pink diamonds?
- Rose gold for $75,000.
- Are you jealous of these?
- Are you jealous of mine?
Mine are real gold.
I know yours are too. - [laughs]
- When Lisa and I have fun, we
can have fun like nobody else,
and that is what we both missed
about each other.
Have you spoken to Yolanda?
- I've texted her
quite a few times.
I literally texted her...
- Let me see.
- I said, "I send positivity.
"What about Sunday night?
Can I come over?"
- She's like, "No, you can't."
- Well, pretty much,
but maybe she's not up to it.
- I think sometimes she
doesn't feel well.
- Maybe she doesn't want
to you, yeah.
I don't quite understand
what's wrong with her.
I don't know
if it is Lyme disease,
but I'm not criticizing her.
I'm just questioning it.
She's having some anesthetic.
She had stem cell transplant.
Just a lot of stuff.
- I just imagine I'm gonna put
my headphones on and just walk
until I walk all this misery
out of my body.
Since I was diagnosed
with neurological Lyme disease
in 2012, you know,
it's been a journey.
I look quite normal,
but yet I'm so sick.
Like, I have weakness
in my legs, no brain function.
I mean, I haven't driven a car
in three years.
You know, I've done stem cells.
I've done ozone treatments.
I've done holistic antibiotics.
I've been
to many different places
where people are open
to different treatments
that are not accepted
or approved by the FDA
here in America.
It's been like trying
to uncover a murder mystery.
[phone rings]
Hello?
Angie... yes, send her up, please.
- Yo yo.
- Hey, Ang.
- How are you, honey?
- You got to stop bringing me
all these beautiful things.
- I can't help it.
- I met Angie
through her son Cody Simpson.
Gigi and Cody
were dating for a long time,
and even though they've
transitioned through that
and have moved on,
Angie and I had,
like, a love affair.
Like, we were...
We got along so well.
How are you, first of all?
I'm so sick and tired
of talking about myself.
- No, I feel guilty
talking about my stuff,
'cause I don't like to feel
like there's
so many cool things going on
when you're sitting here
having to watch it from
probably the internet, right?
- I feel weird
to invite her out,
because she's not leaving
her house,
so all I can do is offer to,
you know... maybe I'll come by.
- I'm not that close
to her anyway.
I never have been. I mean,
she kind of turned on me.
You know that.
- You guys never
worked out your issue?
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
but my kind
of biggest connection to her
is through married and children.
Yolanda was pretty mean
to my husband.
- You are so rude to me
and my friends and to everybody.
- Oh, you're so stupid.
- You're disrespectful.
- I'm a very intelligent woman,
and I don't need to be called
stupid by you.
- You're not that intelligent.
- But I have to let that go,
because most important thing
is now, she's not well.
It must be tough
to be there every day at home.
Just keep in contact and see.
- Yeah, exactly.
- How are you?
- I've just been,
you know, crazy right now.
You know, I did a deal with
Warner Brothers
for a scripted TV show
about my life growing up
in the '70s,
so that's really exciting.
- How's your family reacted?
- Um...
- No, but did they say,
"Well done"?
- Not yet.
Not yet, maybe one day.
Not yet.
- They're not happy with you
even when you're
doing your best,
so you might as well
do what you're gotta do, right?
- I realize that being
the youngest of three girls,
you always feel
like you're the youngest.
You always feel
like "the baby," the youngest.
- Do you feel they're dismissive
of your feelings
because you're the youngest?
- I feel like that they feel
like they can sort of
control me a little bit
because of being youngest,
and now I'm at a point
in my life where I'm like,
"I'm an adult."
My sister Kathy has
expressed concern
about the scripted show,
but I am an adult. I'm married.
I have four children,
and I think that I can trust
myself to make decisions
on my own.
I don't need to pull
from my sisters' experiences.
They're my experiences.
I plan on doing
the scripted show
regardless of anyone's opinion.
I'm not here to hurt anyone
or to spill anyone's secrets
or anything like that.
This is my story.
- So have you discussed
it with them?
- No... well, with Kim,
I haven't really
been speaking with her
that much, to be honest.
First of all, we're not
in the best place, as you know.
A couple months ago,
I got a call from a friend
with some very upsetting
about my sister Kim.
Kim had been drinking
at the Beverly Hills Hotel
and was arrested.
I kept thinking
there was a mistake,
and I didn't believe it.
I was just in complete
utter disbelief, to be honest.
Complete disbelief.
- And now she's in rehab.
- She's where she should be,
and she's staying there, so...
It makes it a lot easier
when we can talk about it,
and it's out in the open
instead of trying
to pretend I don't know
what's going on with her.
What are you doing?
You're not paying attention.
- I want the fáááing flower.
I'm gonna have another baby.
- Is everything okay?
- Yeah.
[squealing]
- It just makes it easier.
- You've been a fáááing
brilliant sister to her,
and you've taken
more than a lot of people would,
so you don't need
to feel bad at all.
Look at me, you don't...
- Thank you.
- Of all the years
that I have seen Kyle
be affected by the family
dynamic and Kim's alcoholism
and all that that entails,
I want her to at some point try
to detach herself a little bit
emotionally so it doesn't kind
of ruin her life.
- Are you going to Lisa Rinna's
birthday party Friday?
- Of course.
- Obviously, yeah.
- Yeah, no, I'll definitely go.
- My birthday's here, and I
don't like to do anything,
but everybody always pressures
me and says,
"Oh, come on, just do something.
Let's just have a dinner," so
I'm gonna have a little dinner,
and I would love
for you and David to come.
I would love to have you there.
- Well, David
is gonna be in Seattle,
but my girlfriend Angie
was gonna bring me food.
Maybe I'll bring her,
and maybe we'll stop by
and just give you a kiss.
- All right.
- Thank you, bye bye.
So, I mean,
I know you were gonna come
bring me some food.
Maybe we should...
- Sure, love
to meet some of your friends,
if you're feeling up to it,
but you just let me know
when you're feeling better.
- My poor husband, I mean,
he's so busy, you know?
He's finishing
his big Disney project,
you know, his foundation.
You know, David... he's the man.
He needs to work.
He has a career.
You know, that's part
of David Foster. He travels.
He does charities
all over the world.
It's been like that
since the day I met him,
and that shouldn't change
just because I'm sick.
I missed the fashion show.
I just... you know,
I'm missing so many things.
- One of the girls
got anything really exciting
that you can set your heart on?
- Trust me,
if it wasn't for my kids,
I would've jumped over
the balcony already, you know?
It's just... trying to...
Trying to get out of the bed
every day for my kids,
because I know they need me.
I just can't participate,
you know?
I always kept such high
standards of what I needed to do
as a mom and as a wife.
I've learned to surrender
to the fact
that I'm not, you know,
that person anymore.
I just don't know if my body
is strong enough to do it,
you know?
I know my spirit is,
and it's... you know,
I just feel like my body
doesn't belong to me anymore.
You surrender to the four walls
over your own brain
and your own soul,
and you just, you know,
keep it together and stay alive.
- Breathe.
- Yeah.
- Breathe.
- Coming up...
- If I'm gonna meet Dodgers,
I need to look cute.
Which way around does it go?
- Your name in back.
- Good to go?
- Perfect.
- Okay, what's wrong with these,
seriously?
- You got to wear trainers,
baby.
- I'm not wearing trainers.
- Cannot walk out
on a baseball field like that.
- I'm starting to wonder
why I signed up for this.
- Don't let the family down,
baby.
- It's gonna be fun.
I love the fact
that the Dodgers are supporting
the LGBT community,
because who would've thought
years ago that I'd be
there throwing the first pitch?
See you then.
- See you outside.
- This moment in time,
especially for an English girl
that knows diddly squat
about baseball.
Should we stop for a drink
on they way?
Just, like, a large vodka shot.
- You might need that.
- There's no room for error.
- Hi, Lisa.
- Oh, hi, how are you?
- Michelle from the Dodgers.
Welcome to Dodger Stadium.
- Thank you.
- Ready for your pitch?
- No. Where are we going?
- We're going
straight to the field.
- Okay, now, listen,
if I'm gonna meet Dodgers,
I need to look cute.
Okay.
Which way around does it go?
- Your name in the back.
- Good to go?
- Perfect.
- Hat.
- Let's have a look.
- Are you jealous?
Okay, perfect. - Ready?
- Jesus Christ, look at it.
Bloody hell. Sháá is huge.
Listen,
I can actually throw a ball.
I'm not a complete turkey
when it comes to that,
but can I throw it far enough?
Am I going to be
wetting myself out of nerves
when I go out there and do it?
I don't know,
so I guess wish me luck.
- What a lovely jersey.
- Thank you.
- Giggy. Giggy.
- Ready to go?
- Yes.
- Oh, good boy.
- Here he is.
- Lisa, are you ready?
- No, I'm not.
- Come on.
Good to see ya.
- It's time to work, Jason.
- Hi, so nice to meet you guys.
- It's pretty exciting.
- The Giants are in town.
It's our biggest rival.
- Are they?
- They're all gonna
be out there watching you too.
- Don't make me nervous.
You need to make me...
- Don't frighten her.
- You need to reassure me,
calm me down.
If I get it right, that's great,
but if I get it wrong,
it'll be on YouTube
for the rest of my life.
- Ladies and gentlemen,
it's time
for tonight's ceremonial
first pitch.
Please give a big Dodger
Stadium welcome
to Lisa Vanderpump.
[applause]
- I have just got to throw it.
- She's taking the mound now.
Catching for Lisa
will be A.J. Ellis.
- Okay.
Oh, come on!
- That was great.
- I almost did it.
- That was great.
You did awesome.
- Thank you, thank you.
At least I didn't bounce it.
- You threw it straight.
- Listen, it went so much
better than it could've done.
Let's be honest, it could've
been a fáááing disaster.
Thank you. Thanks, darling.
- No, thank you.
- Here we go.
You're gonna like this store.
- Hey, guys, welcome.
- Hi.
Oh, that's cute.
- That's so cute.
- Okay, let's try that.
Okay, I need this.
- That's so funny.
- I really should own
this shirt.
This summer has been really busy
and really great.
We went to New York,
and then we flew to London,
and then we took the girls
to Paris for their birthdays.
- Ooh, I like this.
- I had a feeling
you'd like it here.
Growing up
in this town is difficult.
There's so many kids
that come from such wealth.
Sure, you want to be able to get
your kids whatever they want,
but you can't,
'cause it'll fááá them up.
When are you working this week?
- I don't know.
- I need you to schedule.
I just need you to get
your work schedule on the books.
Delilah Belle is 17,
and she's working at a deli.
At a straight-up deli
where she's making toast.
We are here shopping,
but it's not a free ride, so...
I want everybody
to be doing something.
Delilah is the only kid
that I know of all my friends
or anybody
who's actually working.
She wanted a car,
and I said, "If you want a car,
then you better get a job."
Why don't you try
this bathing suit on?
- I never worn a one-piece.
That's really
all I should wear now.
- I know too many women that
have married men with money
that feel terrible
because they've never done
anything.
I mean, they have every bag
known to man.
They have everything,
but does it really feel good?
Probably.
Probably feels great, actually.
Come out, come out.
- No. Stop.
- Her boobs are really big.
- She's got some boobs. I know.
- Stop, stop.
- I don't know
where they came from,
but I think you're very lucky.
I still think of my girls
as babies,
so it's shocking to see
my girls change so quickly.
I mean, they're becoming adults,
and it's sad and bittersweet.
You never want your clothes
to be uncomfortable
so that you're feeling
like you...
- My boobs are too big.
- Are you kidding me?
- It's, like, really, like,
squishing my butt a little.
- You guys look amazing.
Please, are you kidding me?
I would give my soul
to have that ass again.
Teenagers.
It's so hard to be a teenager,
isn't it?
I mean, struggle's real.
- We're gonna redecorate
and do everything.
- I'm proud of you. This is big.
Now, you realize that you
have big things up there now?
But those hooks
don't have to go.
They just find a new home.
- I love change.
I love to shake things up,
and over the past year,
I've realized
that I've just been
holding on to too much stuff,
and I'm ready to let them go.
- I think you need to get rid
of some of these chairs too.
- Now you're getting
out of control.
You're getting power hungry.
Not all of them.
One or two of them,
but it's a start.
- Now, look, you already have
more light, don't you think?
- Brandi saying those things
about my home
last year were hurtful.
- I would say it's eclectic.
- Eclectic?
- It's like "American Psycho."
- But it also made me kind of
look at my house
through somebody else's eyes.
- You're not used to it.
- [moans]
- Listen...
- Not to give Brandi
any credit for that,
but I do have to say, "Hey,
thanks, bitch."
This was from when I was
on "The Bold and the Beautiful"
and they had
their 20th anniversary.
This was my grandfather's.
It was an old cigar box.
- Listen, I'm trying
to get rid of stuff.
- I know. I agree.
I see that I can actually
project emotional ties
to inanimate objects,
and I'm just... right now,
I'm not gonna be the lady
with the cats and, you know,
all the antiques
piling her in the corner
where she can't get out
in a fire.
You guys minding bringing
a table... it's in storage...
And bring it up?
That's the last thing.
Okay, we're going down.
I don't know how I got so lucky
to have both of you home
at the same time.
You've been so helpful.
[cell phone rings]
Hey, cutie. - Hi, how are you?
- I'm good. How are you doing?
- I'm okay.
I'm so sorry.
I just was sending so much love,
and we've been thinking so much
about you.
- You're so sweet.
You know, Vinny's doing well.
The family's doing well.
You know, I don't know.
Everybody's just kind
of getting through it.
Vincent's father,
Dick van Patten,
or Dicky,
passed away very recently.
- Is this when you just won it?
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, that looks like a winner.
- That's beautiful,
but it's so natural.
- Thank you
for being so supportive.
- Thank you for mentioning us
too when you received the award.
- Dicky
was a larger-than-life person,
and his presence was so huge
that there's a void, you know?
There's a void in the family.
- He was the dad
that I grew up with on TV.
- Right.
I know, so many people say that.
- Eileen and I had
been going back and forth,
because my father has been ill,
and so we have been having
this connection, and when
I heard he died, it was just...
It was so heart-breaking because
I'm also at that place of...
I don't know how much longer.
- Okay, have fun
at your birthday.
- Thanks.
- Obviously
you know that I can't make it.
- Yeah, of course you can't.
- Okay, I'll talk to you soon.
Give my love to Harry.
- I will, bye.
- Bye. My God.
Can't do everything
at the same time.
- Coming up...
- Feel my hands.
I'm, like, sweating.
- But you look pretty.
- Yes.
- Yolanda does not look good
at all.
- Lorena?
- Yes.
- I'm gonna go.
Come look.
- Oh, yeah,
that looks beautiful, yeah.
- Check in with the girls,
you know,
just to make sure everybody's
where they say they are.
- Okay. Harry's gonna
meet you there, right?
- Hopefully he can get there.
He's in Irvine, so hopefully.
- Have a great time.
- Thank you.
Thanks for everything.
Oh, my God, look at your shoes.
Shut up.
Wow.
- Happy birthday.
- Hi.
- How are you? [kiss]
- I'm good, how are you?
You look so great.
- Oh, thank you.
- And I'll take this.
- I felt like wearing shorts.
Yeah, so here are your...
- Thank you.
How is everything?
- It's good.
I was in my store.
You know, beautiful girls
came in. They're so cute.
- I was
like, "What are the odds?"
- I saw you when I first
got back from the trip.
- Yeah, we were in Paris.
- Oh, fun.
Happy birthday. - Thank you.
- We're meeting Sunday
for two weeks.
We're going on a boat for a week
in the south of France. - Oh!
- And then we're going
to Florence and Tuscany.
My husband... everything he does,
he loves to do big.
That's just his personality.
He calls himself a luxury lover,
and he said, "I'm a luxury
lover, and I can't help it."
- I feel like I need a vacation
after the vacation.
- Yes, I'm very excited.
- Thank you.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, this is so pretty.
- Ladies, can I get you
a cocktail
or a glass of champagne?
- Maybe champagne.
You should add some water
too, please. - Fun times.
- This cracks me up that we're
in this room by ourselves.
- We're having
a nice romantic dinner.
- We are. Oh, my God.
- So Yolanda did say
she'd try to come by.
- She said
she would try to stop by.
- Thank you very much.
Thank you.
- Wow.
- Hey.
- Oh, yay! Oh, baby.
- Happy birthday, honey.
- Thank you, mommy.
- You didn't need any more...
- You know what,
those are my very favorite.
I love peonies better than...
- And my friend Angie.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
- I'm not used to seeing Yolanda
going out without a stitch
of makeup on to Beverly Hills.
A woman going out
to a birthday dinner
without putting one drop of
makeup on
is borderline shocking.
- So has anything helped?
I mean, there are a lot
of different things
that you've been able to do.
Has anything...
- I don't know, because, I mean,
it's an everyday battle,
and I feel always sick inside.
- Hello!
Hi, gorgeous. You look so good.
- I didn't expect
to see you here.
- How are you?
- Good, how are you?
- Hi, Ken.
- Good to see you up and about.
I'm actually really surprised
to see Yolanda.
She does not look good at all.
I mean, she's got nothing
on her face at all,
not even a little bit of
under eye cover-up or anything.
Maybe you could just
take ten seconds to do that.
- Feel my hands.
I'm, like, sweating.
- But you look pretty.
- Yes.
- You're very positive.
That's what I like. Positive.
- I don't have a choice.
- Where's David?
- He's in Seattle doing charity.
- Hi.
- Hi!
- There she is.
- Hey, how are you?
- Where's Lisa?
- You're coming to Italy
with us?
- Um... yes, I think I am.
- No, you said yes,
and you're excited.
Don't be half-hearted.
- Not because of you.
I love [indistinct].
[laughter]
- I'm looking forward to having
Ken and Lisa join us in Tuscany.
I'm just picturing Lisa
and I waking up in our pajamas,
eating breakfast,
drinking wine and cheese
and pounds of pasta,
and just laughing
and having fun.
- Look at this.
- Wow, okay.
- Ken and Lisa.
Are these not great?
- They're perfect.
- David...
- You know, you could've taken
the price tag off.
- Oh, was the price tag on?
- Take it off.
- Sorry. Well, at least
you know they weren't on sale.
- Let me leave it on.
- There's no big red line
through the price.
- Like, all of a sudden,
I'm tired.
- Hey, guys.
- There he is.
- How are you?
How are you doing?
I haven't seen you in forever.
- Nice to see you, Mauricio.
Wash my hands.
My hands... my hands are sweaty.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
- There's one straight through
there, they said.
- Is she all right, Yolanda?
-[coughs]
- Coming up...
- In my phone,
you're listed as Harry Hamlin.
- I'm listed, like,
tenth down on the speed dial.
- I'm trying to fix that.
- [coughs]
- I feel sorry for her, really.
It must be really hard,
and I don't know how I would be
if my wife was like that.
- It would be hard.
- You would think...
There's only so much you can do
before you have to go
and work or do something.
- And you feel helpless.
- I know.
- Yeah.
- You can't sit there day
in and day out.
I don't know.
Maybe somebody would.
- It would be challenging,
for sure.
- Very challenging.
- I think as soon as Harry
gets here, we're gonna slide.
- If I was going to a birthday
party and I felt that bad,
I probably wouldn't be there,
you know?
Yolanda doesn't look well.
She admits to not being well,
and what the hell is it?
What the hell is going on
in her life?
- I got to go, because I
can't sit through dinner.
- If you can't, that's okay.
- Do whatever you want.
- If you can't, it's okay.
- Don't mean to be
a party pooper, but I can't.
Of course I wanted to wish
Lisa a happy birthday
and try to push myself,
but it's like a car overheating.
Like, all of a sudden,
I start sweating,
and it... I shut down,
and, you know, I just... I'm done.
- See you.
- Bye.
All: Bye. - Gonna switch seats.
- Oh, that's a good idea.
- Oh, well.
- Okay, cheers.
- Cheers, happy birthday,
darling.
Where's your husband,
for God's sake?
- Let's find where Harry is.
- Harry Hamlin... why do you
got Hamlin written up?
Surely... how many others
do you have in there?
- Lisa, you got the job.
He's your husband.
- Oh, look who's here.
- Oh, he's here!
- Hi, sweetie.
- Mr. Hamlin has really... I mean,
he's not stopped
since "Mad Men."
- This is for you.
- Thank you. Thank you, honey.
Thank you, Harry Hamlin.
He's just signed
with a huge management company,
one of the biggest agents,
and he is, like,
on fáááing fire, honey.
Lisa's giving me sháá. - I was.
- As she always does,
but in my phone,
you're listed as Harry Hamlin.
- So I said, "That's weird."
He's your husband.
It should be Harry Husband.
- Not only that,
but I noticed that I'm listed,
like, tenth down on the...
In your speed dial.
- I'm trying to fix that.
I'm trying to fix that.
- I saw that last week.
- You'd be first.
You'd be Harry,
and you'd be number one.
- She's winning a lot
of brownie points right now.
She's looking pretty good.
- One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
11, 12, 13.
- Okay.
- Okay. Caught red-handed.
I don't know
what to say about it.
Love you, though, so much.
You know I do.
Harry's number 16 on the...
I thought he was ten.
He's 16.
Oh, God, please.
That's not a good sign.
- Thank you very much.
That looks delicious.
- Wow.
- We have a special delivery
for you.
- Oh, thank you.
Well, how lovely.
Who's this from?
"Happy birthday.
"We're so sorry
to miss your celebration.
"We love you,
and we'll see you soon.
Eileen and Vinny."
all: Aww.
- Let's do a toast
to Vinny and Eileen.
And to Vinny's... and to Dick.
- Of course growing up,
I watched Dick Van Patten
on "Eight is Enough,"
and I knew his son
just because they were actors,
and we were child actresses,
so we were always
in the same circle.
He was just a kind,
sweet man that everybody loved.
- That is so sweet.
We miss them.
I wish they were here.
- Darling, open Harry's present.
All: Oh!
- Harry Hamlin's gift is good,
isn't it?
I almost feel like I
don't deserve it.
But I do. [laughs]
- Let's have a look.
- Those are gorgeous, Harry.
Good job.
- It's hard to find
cubic zirconium that size.
- This is very good.
I love that.
Were you surprised Yolanda
showed up?
- I was like... yeah...
- She looked ill to me.
- She had energy
to be here and everything.
- You can't say that.
She didn't look that good.
- She doesn't have makeup on,
but she had the energy.
She came here.
- I don't think she looked good.
- You know, we all
have this armor in the sense
that we wear in our hair
and our makeup and our clothes,
and Yolanda showed up
vulnerable,
without any of her protection,
and that's a very brave,
courageous thing to do.
- I've only seen her
a couple times,
and so, you know, seeing
her pictures that she posts,
and she looks horrible.
Tonight seeing her out,
I was like, "Wow,
that's a big change."
- Was that nice?
- It was so lovely.
- They're nice, huh?
Anyway, we made it.
I think she really liked that we
made it, even for a short time.
- I was really touched
that she showed up.
- I told her she looked better.
She didn't.
Promise you,
she did not look better.
She looked terrible.
It's always nice to be told
by a man
that you're looking good.
I'm sure if Yolanda
looked like she did,
there's not many people telling
her that she looked good.
She looked ill.
- I think she looked pretty
without makeup.
- I know.
That's what I thought too.
- Coming up...
- It's not like she's banging
on the door trying to talk to me
and I'm, like,
saying I'm not talking to you.
- At all.
- I need time.
- There's been serious damage.
- So much damage.
- How are you, my love?
- Did you have a good day?
- I had a great day today, yeah.
- Last night was fun,
but I'm tired.
I woke up at, like, 6:00.
- Yeah.
- And then I got
Portia off to camp,
and then I worked out,
and then I went to the store.
I'm gonna sit down.
The kids are gonna be...
[mutters]
Anyway so forgot to tell you.
I had lunch with Lisa Vanderpump
a few days ago,
talking about Kim
and everything.
A part of me feels like,
"Oh, you know, I'm supposed to,
like, call now and,
you know, check on her,"
and the other part of me
is, you know, where we left off.
We basically had both said,
"We're okay with the way
it is right now.
Let's just keep it like this."
Of course
we were both very angry.
Her dog bit my daughter.
- Who, Kingsley?
- Mm-hmm.
- You're horrible.
This is why I...
- My daughter
almost lost her hand.
- Your daughter had a bite
to her fáááing finger.
- It infected the bone.
In my family,
the way we were raised
was that if there was something
private,
you kept it between the family,
and obviously something
like with Kim
has been going
through was private.
I don't know
if she's ever gonna change,
and I don't know
if our relationship
is ever gonna change,
even if she does, so for me,
I'm like... I have to sort
of create the separation.
I have to make a change in me.
- Mm-hmm.
- It may not be fun,
and nobody wants to,
but at least everybody's being
honest about it, including Kim.
Before, you couldn't even
have an authentic conversation.
There was just so much
talking around the issue
or not being honest
that there was never a chance
to have a real, open,
honest conversation almost ever.
It's a struggle for me just
because I have this little voice
saying...
I have this little voice saying,
you know,
"You're being selfish
"by not just, like,
"jumping in
and going to see her,
and like,
swooping her up," you know?
I want to be be in a place
where I can just be like,
yeah, this is the way it is.
I don't want to get...
Be like this every time.
- Right?
And how do you help somebody?
The only way to help somebody
is, you know, by tough love.
- I have tried
to be there for her,
but I don't always feel
like she wants me to do that.
I wish I had the magic potion.
Fix this and make it all
go away, but I don't.
It's not like she's,
like, you know,
banging on the door trying
to talk to me, and I'm like...
- At all.
- There was a lot we
went through, and I need time.
- There's been serious damage,
collateral damage.
- So much damage.
- Yeah.
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- A little bit of love
under the Tuscan sun.
- I'm feeling very Sophia Loren
right now.
- I'm not moving from here
till I get well.
- She's gotten a lot worse.
She's in a dark time.
- Have hope.
- I'm choking. [coughs]
[heart monitor beeps rapidly]
- You invest, and your sister's
pulling the strings,
and I don't think that you
should be manipulated
by either one of them.
- You know what?
We'll talk about this later.
- To learn more
about the housewives,
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
Hold on tight, Vanderpump.
Whoo!
- Home, sweet home.
- This is quintessential
Hamptons.
- Surprise. Andrea Bocelli.
All: Dubai!
- This is the room.
- This is the room?
- Yeah.
- Oh!
- I miss you.
- I miss you too.
- I want to ride it.
- Make sure you get all that.
She's known my hoo-hoo
long time.
- Lisa, this is Erica.
- Hello.
- Nice to meet you.
- Erica is a very colorful
woman... the body, the boobs,
the lips, the hair,
but she is one smart cookie.
- I feel like that fat cat
that can't get through the door.
I'm not like your typical
Beverly Hills woman
that only eats salads.
Yum. Who gives a fááá? - Hi.
- How are you?
- I'm great.
- Oh, my God.
I haven't seen
Katherine in a long time,
and I'll tell you,
after 20 years,
she looks exactly the same.
Fááá.
- Get off of that.
- My husband
is nine years younger than me.
Yes!
- I'm gonna take a dress
for Kyle.
She's going to Nikki's wedding.
- I was told it'd be better
if I didn't come to the wedding.
- I don't remember
what it's like to be normal.
I'm willing to do anything,
rip my teeth out.
I've tried it all.
[all screaming]
- Nobody would think
somebody like me would be
in a situation like that.
- You really pointed some pretty
nasty fingers at me.
- You got to own your own stuff.
- Kim's arrested.
- I think she needs help.
- It's really hard to see
both of you go through this.
- It was very painful.
- This is my will, and I just
wanted you guys to make sure
that you take care of my mommy.
Oh, my God, what if I die?
[coughing]
[heart monitor beeps rapidly]
- True Munchausen Syndrome.
- It's confusing for a lot
of people.
- They like to prey on the weak.
You're sick,
so let's go after you.
- Don't act like you know me
when you don't know me.
- This is who I am.
- I thought of you as Bambi.
- Don't attack me
early in the morning.
- Oh, my God.
- You're attacking.
- I hold a lot in the vault.
- Are you threatening me?
- You had a go at me.
Just learn to say you're sorry.
- I think she doesn't want
to leave any fingerprints.
- Don't get caught in her web.
- We're good.
- How good?
'Cause I need
to be really fáááing good.
- You're gonna go down
in fáááing flames with me.
[upbeat music]
- My lips were made for talking,
and that's just what they'll do.
- In Beverly Hills,
you can be anything,
but it's most important
to be yourself.
- I'm an enigma
wrapped in a riddle and cash.
- I may be an actress,
but that doesn't mean
I'll stick to your script.
- Fake friends
believe in rumors.
Real friends believe in you.
- I'm passionate about dogs,
just not crazy about bitches.
- Lisa, he's here.
- Let's have a look.
- He's cute.
- Oh, yes, he is quite cute.
Make sure Mr. Ken
doesn't ruin my fun.
Hi. - Hi.
- Thanks for coming.
- I'm A.J.
- Hi, Lisa.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
- This place is beautiful.
- Thank you.
Look what I got.
Should I wear it, or you?
- You should wear that today.
- No, I can't. You wear it.
- I can't wear...
It won't fit on me.
- Okay. I'm a huge supporter
of the LGBT community,
and the Dodgers have asked me
to throw the first pitch
for the LGBT game.
Should we do it out here?
My dogs will actually
chase the ball.
I've never been
to a baseball game,
and I probably wouldn't
know a baseball
if it hit me on the head.
- Are you an athlete at all?
- But I suppose
it's similar to cricket.
I'm a bit of a sexual athlete,
if you know what I mean.
Don't worry about me,
I'm joking.
Clearly my husband
would agree with that.
The L.A. Dodgers have sent
over this gorgeous hunk,
A.J. Ellis, to, you know,
let me play with his balls
or practice at least.
Are you sure my hand
goes in there?
- Yes, it does.
- Where?
Yeah, see, the jewelry's
what's holding it...
- Oh, stop.
Two fingers go in the same hole.
So do you normally throw it
or hit it?
- Well, I'm the catcher, so
I'm usually on the other side.
- He's my catcher.
This is my husband Ken. - A.J.
- This is so easy to catch it
with this.
- Give me one of the balls
and make them follow me.
Come on, come on, come on.
- Go away.
Turn around.
I don't want to hit you
on the back of the head.
That's how far?
- That's how far away I'll be.
- This is gonna be
the hardest ball
that ever came at you.
You ready?
Okay, that wasn't very good aim.
Oh, why do I hit the bloody tree
every time?
Why are you just hanging around?
I'm having fun with it.
- Imagine he's Brandi.
- Oh. I'll hit him straight
on the nose.
I actually have nothing
to Brandi Glanville whatsoever.
We don't cross paths now,
which is a bonus for me.
I've been really very much
a victim of her nonsense.
- What would you like me to do,
your highness?
You want me to eat your pussy?
- Yes!
- That's not bad.
She's had so many opportunities,
because I kind of supported her
and brought her into this group.
Oh, so many.
And she just really
threw it all back in my face.
I don't want anything
to do with that.
- That is awesome.
- Hey, I'm good at this.
I got this, A.J.
- That's pretty good right
there.
[knocking at door]
- Hi.
- How are you?
- Hi, Lisa.
- I'm Matt from...
- Hi, come on in.
Thanks for coming.
Tell me what we're doing
exactly.
I just said, "Hey, anything
Oprah... where are they now?
How cool."
- Basically we come in,
and we follow up with people
that, you know, Oprah's audience
is interested in and find out
what they're doing right now.
- I'm honored to do it.
I get the call about doing
"Oprah: Where are They Now?"
I've done a lot of things
in 26 years.
To me, that's,
like, "Okay, kind of made it."
- Is this what a normal morning
is like for you?
- Oh, yes.
- Get up and get in the chair...
- Oh, yes, I sit here, and I get
my full hair and makeup...
- Yeah, cool.
- Well, Oprah
herself isn't coming over.
I wish Oprah was coming over,
but I think in order
to have Oprah come,
I would have to be
at the next evolutionary level,
which I'm working toward,
but I'm not quite there yet.
I'm usually at yoga
at about this time.
- We might ask you to show us
a couple little yoga moves
or something like that.
- And I'll probably do it,
'cause
I'll pretty much do anything.
- Okay, perfect.
- I'm really not embarrassed
by anything.
I mean, maybe I am.
I don't think I would do,
like, a diarrhea commercial.
Bottoms now or later? Oh.
- What we're gonna do today is,
I'm gonna sit down and talk
to you out in the back yard.
- Do we go down memory lane?
- Yeah, absolutely.
- As an actor, the longest
I ever worked at a time
was three years
on "Days of Our Lives,"
and that's the longest I've ever
worked on one job.
- So we're gonna go set up.
We'll be ready for you
in about 45 minutes.
- Okay, perfect, we'll be ready,
'cause we're fast.
To have a job that you can count
on for so long...
I mean, I don't know
what that feels like,
and I think that for someone
like Eileen,
who has found a place
that she constantly works in,
that is very rare.
- Hey, good timing.
Thank you, good morning.
- Morning, Eileen.
Your clothes are here.
So you've got this
with the camisole.
- Do I have a black push-up bra
in case
I just want to wear a bra?
- Yeah, here.
Are you okay with these?
I remember they hurt you.
- They hurt me,
but they're cute. Thank you.
- Thank you, Eileen.
- Leave those there, though,
'cause they're so cute. - Okay.
- People ask me
what I'm gonna give up acting.
I have no idea.
I've been doing this
since I was 22 years old.
"The question is,
who's behind this plot
to overthrow him?"
Being on a soap and having the
story lines change is exciting.
It keeps things fresh,
and right now, the story line
is kind of complicated.
A lot of business stuff,
a lot of rivalries,
a lot of fighting in the office
and power struggles.
"It has to be somebody
who knows him well
enough to know his weaknesses
and how to exploit them."
So it's fun for me to kind
of be back in the mix,
and I happen to be
in this little love triangle
with my daughter
and her boyfriend.
Hi there. Hi, everybody.
All: Hi, Eileen. - Hi, there.
- But I hadn't done
this story line ever before,
and then I realized
I actually did it 30 years ago,
but I was the daughter.
Somehow I always knew
she'd be back
to take a final stab at my life,
and she did.
Can I use your mascara?
Do you mind?
- Not at all. I know you
don't need a mirror.
Magic woman.
- Oh, my God, I've been
doing this a long time.
I wonder if I'm gonna be
in one with, like,
the mother or the grandmother.
- All right...
- Thank you.
- Yes.
- Bye.
- There she is.
- Oh, it's pretty.
- Hello.
- Good lighting, good lighting.
I've been so blessed but I have
this kind of underlying fear
that on my tombstone,
it will say, "She wore diapers."
I'm just kind of hoping
that there's just, like,
a little bit more than that.
- I'm gonna start with career
and then move around,
and we'll just jump, so...
- Jump away.
"Where are They Now?"
that means you had
to have been somewhere.
I don't know.
I mean, where am I now?
- Trapped in a jail
in Amsterdam.
- She's right in the middle
of a hot mess.
- She's hustling.
- Um...
- I'm still here.
I'm not going anywhere.
You know I'm like a cockroach.
You can't get rid of me.
- Lisa, before we start,
I'm just going to have you
just real quick,
just give me a quick clap.
- Coming up...
- Have you spoken to Yolanda?
- I'm not that close
to her anyway.
I never have been.
I mean, she kind of
turned on me. You know that.
- Tell me those are not
rose gold with diamonds.
- 18-karat rose gold lenses.
I made the first one
for Princess Caroline of Monaco.
- And the second one
for Kyle of Beverly Hills.
Oh, my God, how much are these?
- They start around $75,000.
[cell phone rings]
- Hello, how are you?
- Good,
am I meeting you at 1:45?
- Yeah, we're meeting
at Villa Blanca.
- Listen, I've got 60 chairs
arriving tomorrow,
which will kind of take my eye
off the wall.
I know it's time.
- How are you feeling, Yolanda?
- Not great.
I felt better after my stem cell
treatment in the Bahamas.
- I think you just
have to be patient.
- I've been patient
for three years.
- I know. I know.
- I've been staying in the condo
for the last nine months.
David just had the condo
for many years.
It's convenient
because it's in the city,
close
to where all my doctors are.
My house in Malibu
is way too big,
and to be in a small environment
within four walls
is about all I can handle.
[phone rings]
- We have to set aside...
- It's Gigi.
Hi, my love.
How is your day going?
- I think Anwar and Alana
are gonna
come visit me later on set.
- Oh, that's so cute, baby.
- I've already
been here since 5:00, and...
- You look beautiful, my love.
Gigi had a huge campaign
for Tom Ford.
She got a big contract
with Maybelline.
She's done four or five
"Vogue" covers.
She's done so much
that it became impossible
to stay in college,
but I kind of have a feeling
that she'll get back to it
one day.
She just loves what she does,
and she's...
You know, and it shows.
- Love you, bye.
- Love you, sweetheart.
- Bye.
- Bye.
[laughter]
- I knew who that was.
- Hello.
- I like your glasses.
- I'm getting them in my store.
- Who's are they?
- I just met with them. Selma.
They showed me a pair today
with pink diamonds.
- Pink diamonds?
- Rose gold for $75,000.
- Are you jealous of these?
- Are you jealous of mine?
Mine are real gold.
I know yours are too. - [laughs]
- When Lisa and I have fun, we
can have fun like nobody else,
and that is what we both missed
about each other.
Have you spoken to Yolanda?
- I've texted her
quite a few times.
I literally texted her...
- Let me see.
- I said, "I send positivity.
"What about Sunday night?
Can I come over?"
- She's like, "No, you can't."
- Well, pretty much,
but maybe she's not up to it.
- I think sometimes she
doesn't feel well.
- Maybe she doesn't want
to you, yeah.
I don't quite understand
what's wrong with her.
I don't know
if it is Lyme disease,
but I'm not criticizing her.
I'm just questioning it.
She's having some anesthetic.
She had stem cell transplant.
Just a lot of stuff.
- I just imagine I'm gonna put
my headphones on and just walk
until I walk all this misery
out of my body.
Since I was diagnosed
with neurological Lyme disease
in 2012, you know,
it's been a journey.
I look quite normal,
but yet I'm so sick.
Like, I have weakness
in my legs, no brain function.
I mean, I haven't driven a car
in three years.
You know, I've done stem cells.
I've done ozone treatments.
I've done holistic antibiotics.
I've been
to many different places
where people are open
to different treatments
that are not accepted
or approved by the FDA
here in America.
It's been like trying
to uncover a murder mystery.
[phone rings]
Hello?
Angie... yes, send her up, please.
- Yo yo.
- Hey, Ang.
- How are you, honey?
- You got to stop bringing me
all these beautiful things.
- I can't help it.
- I met Angie
through her son Cody Simpson.
Gigi and Cody
were dating for a long time,
and even though they've
transitioned through that
and have moved on,
Angie and I had,
like, a love affair.
Like, we were...
We got along so well.
How are you, first of all?
I'm so sick and tired
of talking about myself.
- No, I feel guilty
talking about my stuff,
'cause I don't like to feel
like there's
so many cool things going on
when you're sitting here
having to watch it from
probably the internet, right?
- I feel weird
to invite her out,
because she's not leaving
her house,
so all I can do is offer to,
you know... maybe I'll come by.
- I'm not that close
to her anyway.
I never have been. I mean,
she kind of turned on me.
You know that.
- You guys never
worked out your issue?
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
but my kind
of biggest connection to her
is through married and children.
Yolanda was pretty mean
to my husband.
- You are so rude to me
and my friends and to everybody.
- Oh, you're so stupid.
- You're disrespectful.
- I'm a very intelligent woman,
and I don't need to be called
stupid by you.
- You're not that intelligent.
- But I have to let that go,
because most important thing
is now, she's not well.
It must be tough
to be there every day at home.
Just keep in contact and see.
- Yeah, exactly.
- How are you?
- I've just been,
you know, crazy right now.
You know, I did a deal with
Warner Brothers
for a scripted TV show
about my life growing up
in the '70s,
so that's really exciting.
- How's your family reacted?
- Um...
- No, but did they say,
"Well done"?
- Not yet.
Not yet, maybe one day.
Not yet.
- They're not happy with you
even when you're
doing your best,
so you might as well
do what you're gotta do, right?
- I realize that being
the youngest of three girls,
you always feel
like you're the youngest.
You always feel
like "the baby," the youngest.
- Do you feel they're dismissive
of your feelings
because you're the youngest?
- I feel like that they feel
like they can sort of
control me a little bit
because of being youngest,
and now I'm at a point
in my life where I'm like,
"I'm an adult."
My sister Kathy has
expressed concern
about the scripted show,
but I am an adult. I'm married.
I have four children,
and I think that I can trust
myself to make decisions
on my own.
I don't need to pull
from my sisters' experiences.
They're my experiences.
I plan on doing
the scripted show
regardless of anyone's opinion.
I'm not here to hurt anyone
or to spill anyone's secrets
or anything like that.
This is my story.
- So have you discussed
it with them?
- No... well, with Kim,
I haven't really
been speaking with her
that much, to be honest.
First of all, we're not
in the best place, as you know.
A couple months ago,
I got a call from a friend
with some very upsetting
about my sister Kim.
Kim had been drinking
at the Beverly Hills Hotel
and was arrested.
I kept thinking
there was a mistake,
and I didn't believe it.
I was just in complete
utter disbelief, to be honest.
Complete disbelief.
- And now she's in rehab.
- She's where she should be,
and she's staying there, so...
It makes it a lot easier
when we can talk about it,
and it's out in the open
instead of trying
to pretend I don't know
what's going on with her.
What are you doing?
You're not paying attention.
- I want the fáááing flower.
I'm gonna have another baby.
- Is everything okay?
- Yeah.
[squealing]
- It just makes it easier.
- You've been a fáááing
brilliant sister to her,
and you've taken
more than a lot of people would,
so you don't need
to feel bad at all.
Look at me, you don't...
- Thank you.
- Of all the years
that I have seen Kyle
be affected by the family
dynamic and Kim's alcoholism
and all that that entails,
I want her to at some point try
to detach herself a little bit
emotionally so it doesn't kind
of ruin her life.
- Are you going to Lisa Rinna's
birthday party Friday?
- Of course.
- Obviously, yeah.
- Yeah, no, I'll definitely go.
- My birthday's here, and I
don't like to do anything,
but everybody always pressures
me and says,
"Oh, come on, just do something.
Let's just have a dinner," so
I'm gonna have a little dinner,
and I would love
for you and David to come.
I would love to have you there.
- Well, David
is gonna be in Seattle,
but my girlfriend Angie
was gonna bring me food.
Maybe I'll bring her,
and maybe we'll stop by
and just give you a kiss.
- All right.
- Thank you, bye bye.
So, I mean,
I know you were gonna come
bring me some food.
Maybe we should...
- Sure, love
to meet some of your friends,
if you're feeling up to it,
but you just let me know
when you're feeling better.
- My poor husband, I mean,
he's so busy, you know?
He's finishing
his big Disney project,
you know, his foundation.
You know, David... he's the man.
He needs to work.
He has a career.
You know, that's part
of David Foster. He travels.
He does charities
all over the world.
It's been like that
since the day I met him,
and that shouldn't change
just because I'm sick.
I missed the fashion show.
I just... you know,
I'm missing so many things.
- One of the girls
got anything really exciting
that you can set your heart on?
- Trust me,
if it wasn't for my kids,
I would've jumped over
the balcony already, you know?
It's just... trying to...
Trying to get out of the bed
every day for my kids,
because I know they need me.
I just can't participate,
you know?
I always kept such high
standards of what I needed to do
as a mom and as a wife.
I've learned to surrender
to the fact
that I'm not, you know,
that person anymore.
I just don't know if my body
is strong enough to do it,
you know?
I know my spirit is,
and it's... you know,
I just feel like my body
doesn't belong to me anymore.
You surrender to the four walls
over your own brain
and your own soul,
and you just, you know,
keep it together and stay alive.
- Breathe.
- Yeah.
- Breathe.
- Coming up...
- If I'm gonna meet Dodgers,
I need to look cute.
Which way around does it go?
- Your name in back.
- Good to go?
- Perfect.
- Okay, what's wrong with these,
seriously?
- You got to wear trainers,
baby.
- I'm not wearing trainers.
- Cannot walk out
on a baseball field like that.
- I'm starting to wonder
why I signed up for this.
- Don't let the family down,
baby.
- It's gonna be fun.
I love the fact
that the Dodgers are supporting
the LGBT community,
because who would've thought
years ago that I'd be
there throwing the first pitch?
See you then.
- See you outside.
- This moment in time,
especially for an English girl
that knows diddly squat
about baseball.
Should we stop for a drink
on they way?
Just, like, a large vodka shot.
- You might need that.
- There's no room for error.
- Hi, Lisa.
- Oh, hi, how are you?
- Michelle from the Dodgers.
Welcome to Dodger Stadium.
- Thank you.
- Ready for your pitch?
- No. Where are we going?
- We're going
straight to the field.
- Okay, now, listen,
if I'm gonna meet Dodgers,
I need to look cute.
Okay.
Which way around does it go?
- Your name in the back.
- Good to go?
- Perfect.
- Hat.
- Let's have a look.
- Are you jealous?
Okay, perfect. - Ready?
- Jesus Christ, look at it.
Bloody hell. Sháá is huge.
Listen,
I can actually throw a ball.
I'm not a complete turkey
when it comes to that,
but can I throw it far enough?
Am I going to be
wetting myself out of nerves
when I go out there and do it?
I don't know,
so I guess wish me luck.
- What a lovely jersey.
- Thank you.
- Giggy. Giggy.
- Ready to go?
- Yes.
- Oh, good boy.
- Here he is.
- Lisa, are you ready?
- No, I'm not.
- Come on.
Good to see ya.
- It's time to work, Jason.
- Hi, so nice to meet you guys.
- It's pretty exciting.
- The Giants are in town.
It's our biggest rival.
- Are they?
- They're all gonna
be out there watching you too.
- Don't make me nervous.
You need to make me...
- Don't frighten her.
- You need to reassure me,
calm me down.
If I get it right, that's great,
but if I get it wrong,
it'll be on YouTube
for the rest of my life.
- Ladies and gentlemen,
it's time
for tonight's ceremonial
first pitch.
Please give a big Dodger
Stadium welcome
to Lisa Vanderpump.
[applause]
- I have just got to throw it.
- She's taking the mound now.
Catching for Lisa
will be A.J. Ellis.
- Okay.
Oh, come on!
- That was great.
- I almost did it.
- That was great.
You did awesome.
- Thank you, thank you.
At least I didn't bounce it.
- You threw it straight.
- Listen, it went so much
better than it could've done.
Let's be honest, it could've
been a fáááing disaster.
Thank you. Thanks, darling.
- No, thank you.
- Here we go.
You're gonna like this store.
- Hey, guys, welcome.
- Hi.
Oh, that's cute.
- That's so cute.
- Okay, let's try that.
Okay, I need this.
- That's so funny.
- I really should own
this shirt.
This summer has been really busy
and really great.
We went to New York,
and then we flew to London,
and then we took the girls
to Paris for their birthdays.
- Ooh, I like this.
- I had a feeling
you'd like it here.
Growing up
in this town is difficult.
There's so many kids
that come from such wealth.
Sure, you want to be able to get
your kids whatever they want,
but you can't,
'cause it'll fááá them up.
When are you working this week?
- I don't know.
- I need you to schedule.
I just need you to get
your work schedule on the books.
Delilah Belle is 17,
and she's working at a deli.
At a straight-up deli
where she's making toast.
We are here shopping,
but it's not a free ride, so...
I want everybody
to be doing something.
Delilah is the only kid
that I know of all my friends
or anybody
who's actually working.
She wanted a car,
and I said, "If you want a car,
then you better get a job."
Why don't you try
this bathing suit on?
- I never worn a one-piece.
That's really
all I should wear now.
- I know too many women that
have married men with money
that feel terrible
because they've never done
anything.
I mean, they have every bag
known to man.
They have everything,
but does it really feel good?
Probably.
Probably feels great, actually.
Come out, come out.
- No. Stop.
- Her boobs are really big.
- She's got some boobs. I know.
- Stop, stop.
- I don't know
where they came from,
but I think you're very lucky.
I still think of my girls
as babies,
so it's shocking to see
my girls change so quickly.
I mean, they're becoming adults,
and it's sad and bittersweet.
You never want your clothes
to be uncomfortable
so that you're feeling
like you...
- My boobs are too big.
- Are you kidding me?
- It's, like, really, like,
squishing my butt a little.
- You guys look amazing.
Please, are you kidding me?
I would give my soul
to have that ass again.
Teenagers.
It's so hard to be a teenager,
isn't it?
I mean, struggle's real.
- We're gonna redecorate
and do everything.
- I'm proud of you. This is big.
Now, you realize that you
have big things up there now?
But those hooks
don't have to go.
They just find a new home.
- I love change.
I love to shake things up,
and over the past year,
I've realized
that I've just been
holding on to too much stuff,
and I'm ready to let them go.
- I think you need to get rid
of some of these chairs too.
- Now you're getting
out of control.
You're getting power hungry.
Not all of them.
One or two of them,
but it's a start.
- Now, look, you already have
more light, don't you think?
- Brandi saying those things
about my home
last year were hurtful.
- I would say it's eclectic.
- Eclectic?
- It's like "American Psycho."
- But it also made me kind of
look at my house
through somebody else's eyes.
- You're not used to it.
- [moans]
- Listen...
- Not to give Brandi
any credit for that,
but I do have to say, "Hey,
thanks, bitch."
This was from when I was
on "The Bold and the Beautiful"
and they had
their 20th anniversary.
This was my grandfather's.
It was an old cigar box.
- Listen, I'm trying
to get rid of stuff.
- I know. I agree.
I see that I can actually
project emotional ties
to inanimate objects,
and I'm just... right now,
I'm not gonna be the lady
with the cats and, you know,
all the antiques
piling her in the corner
where she can't get out
in a fire.
You guys minding bringing
a table... it's in storage...
And bring it up?
That's the last thing.
Okay, we're going down.
I don't know how I got so lucky
to have both of you home
at the same time.
You've been so helpful.
[cell phone rings]
Hey, cutie. - Hi, how are you?
- I'm good. How are you doing?
- I'm okay.
I'm so sorry.
I just was sending so much love,
and we've been thinking so much
about you.
- You're so sweet.
You know, Vinny's doing well.
The family's doing well.
You know, I don't know.
Everybody's just kind
of getting through it.
Vincent's father,
Dick van Patten,
or Dicky,
passed away very recently.
- Is this when you just won it?
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, that looks like a winner.
- That's beautiful,
but it's so natural.
- Thank you
for being so supportive.
- Thank you for mentioning us
too when you received the award.
- Dicky
was a larger-than-life person,
and his presence was so huge
that there's a void, you know?
There's a void in the family.
- He was the dad
that I grew up with on TV.
- Right.
I know, so many people say that.
- Eileen and I had
been going back and forth,
because my father has been ill,
and so we have been having
this connection, and when
I heard he died, it was just...
It was so heart-breaking because
I'm also at that place of...
I don't know how much longer.
- Okay, have fun
at your birthday.
- Thanks.
- Obviously
you know that I can't make it.
- Yeah, of course you can't.
- Okay, I'll talk to you soon.
Give my love to Harry.
- I will, bye.
- Bye. My God.
Can't do everything
at the same time.
- Coming up...
- Feel my hands.
I'm, like, sweating.
- But you look pretty.
- Yes.
- Yolanda does not look good
at all.
- Lorena?
- Yes.
- I'm gonna go.
Come look.
- Oh, yeah,
that looks beautiful, yeah.
- Check in with the girls,
you know,
just to make sure everybody's
where they say they are.
- Okay. Harry's gonna
meet you there, right?
- Hopefully he can get there.
He's in Irvine, so hopefully.
- Have a great time.
- Thank you.
Thanks for everything.
Oh, my God, look at your shoes.
Shut up.
Wow.
- Happy birthday.
- Hi.
- How are you? [kiss]
- I'm good, how are you?
You look so great.
- Oh, thank you.
- And I'll take this.
- I felt like wearing shorts.
Yeah, so here are your...
- Thank you.
How is everything?
- It's good.
I was in my store.
You know, beautiful girls
came in. They're so cute.
- I was
like, "What are the odds?"
- I saw you when I first
got back from the trip.
- Yeah, we were in Paris.
- Oh, fun.
Happy birthday. - Thank you.
- We're meeting Sunday
for two weeks.
We're going on a boat for a week
in the south of France. - Oh!
- And then we're going
to Florence and Tuscany.
My husband... everything he does,
he loves to do big.
That's just his personality.
He calls himself a luxury lover,
and he said, "I'm a luxury
lover, and I can't help it."
- I feel like I need a vacation
after the vacation.
- Yes, I'm very excited.
- Thank you.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, this is so pretty.
- Ladies, can I get you
a cocktail
or a glass of champagne?
- Maybe champagne.
You should add some water
too, please. - Fun times.
- This cracks me up that we're
in this room by ourselves.
- We're having
a nice romantic dinner.
- We are. Oh, my God.
- So Yolanda did say
she'd try to come by.
- She said
she would try to stop by.
- Thank you very much.
Thank you.
- Wow.
- Hey.
- Oh, yay! Oh, baby.
- Happy birthday, honey.
- Thank you, mommy.
- You didn't need any more...
- You know what,
those are my very favorite.
I love peonies better than...
- And my friend Angie.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
- I'm not used to seeing Yolanda
going out without a stitch
of makeup on to Beverly Hills.
A woman going out
to a birthday dinner
without putting one drop of
makeup on
is borderline shocking.
- So has anything helped?
I mean, there are a lot
of different things
that you've been able to do.
Has anything...
- I don't know, because, I mean,
it's an everyday battle,
and I feel always sick inside.
- Hello!
Hi, gorgeous. You look so good.
- I didn't expect
to see you here.
- How are you?
- Good, how are you?
- Hi, Ken.
- Good to see you up and about.
I'm actually really surprised
to see Yolanda.
She does not look good at all.
I mean, she's got nothing
on her face at all,
not even a little bit of
under eye cover-up or anything.
Maybe you could just
take ten seconds to do that.
- Feel my hands.
I'm, like, sweating.
- But you look pretty.
- Yes.
- You're very positive.
That's what I like. Positive.
- I don't have a choice.
- Where's David?
- He's in Seattle doing charity.
- Hi.
- Hi!
- There she is.
- Hey, how are you?
- Where's Lisa?
- You're coming to Italy
with us?
- Um... yes, I think I am.
- No, you said yes,
and you're excited.
Don't be half-hearted.
- Not because of you.
I love [indistinct].
[laughter]
- I'm looking forward to having
Ken and Lisa join us in Tuscany.
I'm just picturing Lisa
and I waking up in our pajamas,
eating breakfast,
drinking wine and cheese
and pounds of pasta,
and just laughing
and having fun.
- Look at this.
- Wow, okay.
- Ken and Lisa.
Are these not great?
- They're perfect.
- David...
- You know, you could've taken
the price tag off.
- Oh, was the price tag on?
- Take it off.
- Sorry. Well, at least
you know they weren't on sale.
- Let me leave it on.
- There's no big red line
through the price.
- Like, all of a sudden,
I'm tired.
- Hey, guys.
- There he is.
- How are you?
How are you doing?
I haven't seen you in forever.
- Nice to see you, Mauricio.
Wash my hands.
My hands... my hands are sweaty.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
- There's one straight through
there, they said.
- Is she all right, Yolanda?
-[coughs]
- Coming up...
- In my phone,
you're listed as Harry Hamlin.
- I'm listed, like,
tenth down on the speed dial.
- I'm trying to fix that.
- [coughs]
- I feel sorry for her, really.
It must be really hard,
and I don't know how I would be
if my wife was like that.
- It would be hard.
- You would think...
There's only so much you can do
before you have to go
and work or do something.
- And you feel helpless.
- I know.
- Yeah.
- You can't sit there day
in and day out.
I don't know.
Maybe somebody would.
- It would be challenging,
for sure.
- Very challenging.
- I think as soon as Harry
gets here, we're gonna slide.
- If I was going to a birthday
party and I felt that bad,
I probably wouldn't be there,
you know?
Yolanda doesn't look well.
She admits to not being well,
and what the hell is it?
What the hell is going on
in her life?
- I got to go, because I
can't sit through dinner.
- If you can't, that's okay.
- Do whatever you want.
- If you can't, it's okay.
- Don't mean to be
a party pooper, but I can't.
Of course I wanted to wish
Lisa a happy birthday
and try to push myself,
but it's like a car overheating.
Like, all of a sudden,
I start sweating,
and it... I shut down,
and, you know, I just... I'm done.
- See you.
- Bye.
All: Bye. - Gonna switch seats.
- Oh, that's a good idea.
- Oh, well.
- Okay, cheers.
- Cheers, happy birthday,
darling.
Where's your husband,
for God's sake?
- Let's find where Harry is.
- Harry Hamlin... why do you
got Hamlin written up?
Surely... how many others
do you have in there?
- Lisa, you got the job.
He's your husband.
- Oh, look who's here.
- Oh, he's here!
- Hi, sweetie.
- Mr. Hamlin has really... I mean,
he's not stopped
since "Mad Men."
- This is for you.
- Thank you. Thank you, honey.
Thank you, Harry Hamlin.
He's just signed
with a huge management company,
one of the biggest agents,
and he is, like,
on fáááing fire, honey.
Lisa's giving me sháá. - I was.
- As she always does,
but in my phone,
you're listed as Harry Hamlin.
- So I said, "That's weird."
He's your husband.
It should be Harry Husband.
- Not only that,
but I noticed that I'm listed,
like, tenth down on the...
In your speed dial.
- I'm trying to fix that.
I'm trying to fix that.
- I saw that last week.
- You'd be first.
You'd be Harry,
and you'd be number one.
- She's winning a lot
of brownie points right now.
She's looking pretty good.
- One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
11, 12, 13.
- Okay.
- Okay. Caught red-handed.
I don't know
what to say about it.
Love you, though, so much.
You know I do.
Harry's number 16 on the...
I thought he was ten.
He's 16.
Oh, God, please.
That's not a good sign.
- Thank you very much.
That looks delicious.
- Wow.
- We have a special delivery
for you.
- Oh, thank you.
Well, how lovely.
Who's this from?
"Happy birthday.
"We're so sorry
to miss your celebration.
"We love you,
and we'll see you soon.
Eileen and Vinny."
all: Aww.
- Let's do a toast
to Vinny and Eileen.
And to Vinny's... and to Dick.
- Of course growing up,
I watched Dick Van Patten
on "Eight is Enough,"
and I knew his son
just because they were actors,
and we were child actresses,
so we were always
in the same circle.
He was just a kind,
sweet man that everybody loved.
- That is so sweet.
We miss them.
I wish they were here.
- Darling, open Harry's present.
All: Oh!
- Harry Hamlin's gift is good,
isn't it?
I almost feel like I
don't deserve it.
But I do. [laughs]
- Let's have a look.
- Those are gorgeous, Harry.
Good job.
- It's hard to find
cubic zirconium that size.
- This is very good.
I love that.
Were you surprised Yolanda
showed up?
- I was like... yeah...
- She looked ill to me.
- She had energy
to be here and everything.
- You can't say that.
She didn't look that good.
- She doesn't have makeup on,
but she had the energy.
She came here.
- I don't think she looked good.
- You know, we all
have this armor in the sense
that we wear in our hair
and our makeup and our clothes,
and Yolanda showed up
vulnerable,
without any of her protection,
and that's a very brave,
courageous thing to do.
- I've only seen her
a couple times,
and so, you know, seeing
her pictures that she posts,
and she looks horrible.
Tonight seeing her out,
I was like, "Wow,
that's a big change."
- Was that nice?
- It was so lovely.
- They're nice, huh?
Anyway, we made it.
I think she really liked that we
made it, even for a short time.
- I was really touched
that she showed up.
- I told her she looked better.
She didn't.
Promise you,
she did not look better.
She looked terrible.
It's always nice to be told
by a man
that you're looking good.
I'm sure if Yolanda
looked like she did,
there's not many people telling
her that she looked good.
She looked ill.
- I think she looked pretty
without makeup.
- I know.
That's what I thought too.
- Coming up...
- It's not like she's banging
on the door trying to talk to me
and I'm, like,
saying I'm not talking to you.
- At all.
- I need time.
- There's been serious damage.
- So much damage.
- How are you, my love?
- Did you have a good day?
- I had a great day today, yeah.
- Last night was fun,
but I'm tired.
I woke up at, like, 6:00.
- Yeah.
- And then I got
Portia off to camp,
and then I worked out,
and then I went to the store.
I'm gonna sit down.
The kids are gonna be...
[mutters]
Anyway so forgot to tell you.
I had lunch with Lisa Vanderpump
a few days ago,
talking about Kim
and everything.
A part of me feels like,
"Oh, you know, I'm supposed to,
like, call now and,
you know, check on her,"
and the other part of me
is, you know, where we left off.
We basically had both said,
"We're okay with the way
it is right now.
Let's just keep it like this."
Of course
we were both very angry.
Her dog bit my daughter.
- Who, Kingsley?
- Mm-hmm.
- You're horrible.
This is why I...
- My daughter
almost lost her hand.
- Your daughter had a bite
to her fáááing finger.
- It infected the bone.
In my family,
the way we were raised
was that if there was something
private,
you kept it between the family,
and obviously something
like with Kim
has been going
through was private.
I don't know
if she's ever gonna change,
and I don't know
if our relationship
is ever gonna change,
even if she does, so for me,
I'm like... I have to sort
of create the separation.
I have to make a change in me.
- Mm-hmm.
- It may not be fun,
and nobody wants to,
but at least everybody's being
honest about it, including Kim.
Before, you couldn't even
have an authentic conversation.
There was just so much
talking around the issue
or not being honest
that there was never a chance
to have a real, open,
honest conversation almost ever.
It's a struggle for me just
because I have this little voice
saying...
I have this little voice saying,
you know,
"You're being selfish
"by not just, like,
"jumping in
and going to see her,
and like,
swooping her up," you know?
I want to be be in a place
where I can just be like,
yeah, this is the way it is.
I don't want to get...
Be like this every time.
- Right?
And how do you help somebody?
The only way to help somebody
is, you know, by tough love.
- I have tried
to be there for her,
but I don't always feel
like she wants me to do that.
I wish I had the magic potion.
Fix this and make it all
go away, but I don't.
It's not like she's,
like, you know,
banging on the door trying
to talk to me, and I'm like...
- At all.
- There was a lot we
went through, and I need time.
- There's been serious damage,
collateral damage.
- So much damage.
- Yeah.
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under the Tuscan sun.
- I'm feeling very Sophia Loren
right now.
- I'm not moving from here
till I get well.
- She's gotten a lot worse.
She's in a dark time.
- Have hope.
- I'm choking. [coughs]
[heart monitor beeps rapidly]
- You invest, and your sister's
pulling the strings,
and I don't think that you
should be manipulated
by either one of them.
- You know what?
We'll talk about this later.
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