The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 3, Episode 5 - Girls Gone Ojai'ld - full transcript
Still in Ojai, the women have a hard time understanding Lisa's defense of Brandi's language at the dinner table. Brandi and Taylor exchange angry words as well, but the group lightens up the following day, having fun in a golf cart race, at a mud-filled spa, and late at night, in a drunken gymnastics and arm-wrestling contest that is the opposite of ladylike.
ADRIENNE (VOICEOVER):
Previously, on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills."
KYLE: How are you?
YOLANDA: Look how
fancy you girls are!
I see all these
girls like dressed up
in high heels and full makeup.
And I'm like, I thought
were going to Ojai.
I honestly am more nervous
about seeing Adrienne
than I am about seeing
any of the other women.
I don't know what
Adrienne's motives are.
I think she's very manipulative.
Well, She's clearly
not a fan of mine.
BRANDI: I have no philtre
and I do say things
that I probably shouldn't say.
ADRIENNE: Aw, somebody's crying.
Uh oh.
Shut the fuck up.
Oh my gosh.
[THEME MUSIC]
LISA (VOICEOVER): Life
isn't all diamonds and rose.
But it should be.
BRANDI (VOICEOVER): Money
doesn't give you class.
It just gives you money.
ADRIENNE (VOICEOVER):
Know your friends.
Show your enemies the door.
TAYLOR (VOICEOVER): I fought
too hard for this zip code
to go home now.
YOLANDA (VOICEOVER):
I like to have fun,
but I don't play games.
KIM (VOICEOVER):
Life is a journey
and I'm finding
myself every day.
KYLE (VOICEOVER): I'm born
and raised in Beverly Hills.
This is my town.
[THEME MUSIC]
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
BRANDI: Know that
I've been there.
KIM: I feel like
Brandy is trying.
I feel like I'm trying.
And I feel that we both
want this to go away.
BRANDI: I know I've
apologised to you a few times.
I have no philtre
and I do say things
that I probably shouldn't say.
KIM: That's good because
that was really uncalled for.
ADRIENNE: Aw, somebody's crying.
Uh oh.
I know you did, but...
Call it out.
It's OK.
ADRIENNE: Somebody's crying.
Why are you saying that?
ADRIENNE: Because she's crying.
She feels bad.
Yeah, but you don't
have to scream it.
ADRIENNE: Call it out?
What are you talking about?
BRANDI: That means
shut the fuck up.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
ADRIENNE: What do you mean?
BRANDI: That means be quiet.
ADRIENNE: No.
Why are you saying that?
ADRIENNE: What are
you talking about?
I felt bad for her.
BRANDI: If you really care
about Kim, say Kim are you OK?
Don't sit there and
cackle 100 times
to get everyone's attention
to make a spectacle.
It was obnoxious.
We were just having a
personal conversation.
But you want to yell about it?
I'm telling you
I felt bad for her.
BRANDI: You're not telling me.
Your telling everybody.
It's OK.
(WHISPERS) I'm gonna
use the ladies room.
I'll be back.
I'm gonna use the ladies.
ADRIENNE: She feels bad.
Oh my gosh.
They want to see you fail, OK?
Mhm.
They do.
A lot of these people at this
table want to see you fail.
I'm just saying.
KYLE: That was
uncalled for to say
shut the fuck up to Adrienne.
Come on.
I don't think that Adrienne
needed to announce to the table
that Kim was crying.
But I certainly don't
think that Brandy
needed to choose those words.
Shut the fuck up.
ADRIENNE: Gosh.
LISA: Brandy used the f
word like bloody hell.
I don't know.
You know?
Come on.
Let's not make a big deal of it.
What?
KIM: You're going over
and above defending.
LISA: No, I'm not defending.
KIM: Lisa, come on.
LISA: You know, if they
think I'm defending Brandy,
well maybe that's
true because we've
seen how it's gone down before.
You know what?
You have no clue what
you're talking about.
You are a goddamn bitch.
Watch your mouth.
Maybe Brandi does need
somebody in her corner.
For her to say shut the fuck up
when she thinks she's crying-
I can't believe she said that.
...is inappropriate.
And for you to say anything
other than that is wrong.
LISA: OK. All right.
KYLE: Am I not wrong?
Yeah, you're right.
It was inappropriate.
No, don't just say
that to shut me up.
Tell the truth.
CAMILLE: It was inappropriate.
Tell the truth.
That's what I said.
It was inappropriate.
I've said that.
But she was defending
your sister.
She said it's inappropriate.
I said yes, it's inappropriate.
She said, yes it's
inappropriate.
Yes, Kyle.
I get it.
It's inappropriate.
Brandi's language.
Not mine.
Brandi felt that Adrienne was
drawing attention to Lisa.
No, no, Lisa.
Do you want me to be honest?
You always say,
let me be honest.
I'm going to be honest.
That looks ridiculous
for you to say that.
That's how she felt.
That's how she felt.
ADRIENNE: That's
not how she felt.
KYLE: OK.
She felt...
LISA: I'm not fighting
anybody's battles for.
Ask her.
ADRIENNE: Who talks to
another woman that way?
That's what I don't know.
I don't know anybody
that does that.
It's inappropriate.
Bottom line, I don't care
what her explanation could be.
LISA: I said that.
It's rude.
Who talks to another
woman in that way?
There's something
seriously wrong with her.
That was so rude.
Extremely rude.
BRANDI: I don't want you to,
honestly I don't want you...
I've been in the same
place that you've been in.
And I apolo... I am so sorry
for what I said to you.
And how it all went down.
That whole thing, I just
didn't even know you.
I am really happy that Kim
is being receptive to me
because you know
it's a question mark.
A lot had gone down.
All right.
At least I don't do crystal Meth
in the bathroom all night long.
Bitch.
KYLE: Say...
Do not put your fucking
finger in my face.
Oh you're gonna get my fucking
finger in your face, too.
Listen, listen. No no no.
No, no.
Stop it.
You know, you don't know
what's going to happen.
But it's going well.
KIM: (CRYING) That's
what I didn't understand.
But, [STUTTERING]
you guys weren't...
You didn't even know me.
BRANDI: I know.
You weren't yourself,
at that time.
KIM: I know.
But what you said was so wrong.
I never even knew what that was.
I've never done
anything like that.
It was just so mean.
I don't know where
or why you said that.
BRANDI: I was on the defensive.
[CRYING]
Oh my god.
I felt bad for her.
No, I know.
But she was defending
Kim because she was...
Yeah, but you
don't talk that way.
OK. Come on.
That's ridiculous.
You would normally
never say that.
Lisa would never say
something like that,
which I know she never would.
Why is it OK that Brandi did?
What's happening?
ADRIENNE: It's
very inappropriate.
What is happening?
ADRIENNE: Very inappropriate.
If someone had said to
Lisa, shut the fuck up.
[INAUDIBLE]
No.
ADRIENNE: We'd be hearing
about it, not for two years,
not for three years,
probably a lifetime.
I just felt bad for her.
I really, I'm going to say this.
I want to be open.
And I have been
very nice to Brandi.
But my god, to sit there and
say shut the fuck up Adrienne.
I'm not OK with that.
ADRIENNE: I'm not either.
It's inappropriate.
I agree with you.
It was.
We're having a
nice calm evening.
LISA: You saying,
shut up the fuck up
Well, she was fucking annoying.
No.
No, but you saying that is...
But you need to point
something out when
someone is crying at the table.
- No, I understand that.
But, ugh.
Are you OK?
Yeah.
And so you were emotional?
And then Adrienne said,
oh, somebody's crying.
But we were
having, it wasn't a...
Yeah, yeah.
I know but shut the fuck up.
Yeah but she kept
saying it over and over
and over and over again.
You don't need to do that.
Like you, like I just hate
when people draw attention to...
I'm sorry.
- I know, but...
- We were just having a moment.
Trust me.
You need to apologise to her.
No.
I love and respect Lisa.
But I don't feel like I
owe Adrienne an apology.
I think that she was wrong
in the way she handled it.
And I'm not sorry.
Darling, trust me.
Just say, say that.
Just say, I'm really sorry.
I shouldn't have used that word.
Say that.
I'm not sorry.
Well fake it.
I'm sure you've
done that before.
[LAUGHTER]
I have no problem
telling Brandi,
like a mother, that this
was clearly inappropriate.
That's what Brandi
needs to learn.
OK, now you need to apologise.
BRANDI: No, I do not.
LISA: You need to say something.
BRANDI: Nope. LISA: Yes, you do.
I'm sorry I said the F word.
Apology accepted.
Guess what?
I'm sorry I said the F
word in the restaurant.
But I'm not sorry for
telling Adrienne to shut up.
[PHONE RINGING]
Hey, boo boo.
I love you.
Bye.
Ha ha ha.
Bye.
My gay book agent.
I got a book deal
today, which I don't
know if anyone cares about.
But I'm really proud about.
CAMILLE: Congratulations.
BRANDI: Thank you.
That's great.
[CLAPPING]
Ha ha ha.
ADRIENNE: What's it about?
BRANDI: Divorce.
Mm.
BRANDI: Yeah, it's a good time.
Um, congratulations?
ADRIENNE: Breathe.
Meditate.
Through the nose.
Out through the mouth.
LISA: What?
KIM: I love to meditate.
BRANDI: Why are you meditating?
TAYLOR: I don't know.
We just are.
[CLEARS THROAT]
LISA: Did I miss something?
BRANDI: Me too.
It happens.
What?
It's hard for, I guess, women
to be happy for other women.
I guess, it's weird.
You have to meditate instead
of just being happy for them.
TAYLOR: I agree.
I agree.
BRANDI: But you're like
(BREATHES HEAVILY).
Just say congratulations.
KYLE: No offence Brandy,
but you were the first one
to attack her for doing a book.
BRANDI: Uh, it's been
like a hot minute.
Three women die every single
day from domestic violence.
[INAUDIBLE] TAYLOR: No it's not.
It's not either.
It's about women that
are dying every single...
This is none of your business.
OK?
You've made it the
world's business.
TAYLOR: You're way
out of your place.
I'm just saying,
you expect, don't
expect her to be happy for you
if you weren't happy for her.
But you're going to meditate.
Like OK, meditate.
I'm just...
LISA: OK.
Let's, it was a joke.
TAYLOR: You know, OK.
It's just interesting
to me that you
went and got a book deal to
write about your ex-husband
leaving you.
I think that's fascinating.
Brandi's husband cheated on
her with LeAnn Rimes, left
Brandi, married LeAnn Rimes.
Is that a whole book?
The point is, is
it's silly to say
women should be
happy for each other
when you made that comment.
And we should move forward.
Everyone should be
happy for each other.
Yeah, we move forward.
YOLANDA: It was very
interesting, girls.
A lot of old stuff
going on at this table.
ADRIENNE: Welcome.
YOLANDA: It's like,
letting it go girls.
Life is going to be really
miserable if you can't
move on from those things.
Yolanda, darling.
Nobody's listening to you.
Let's just have a great weekend.
Happy for each other.
Right?
That's exactly right.
Cheers.
It's just, three years later.
So it's a different situation.
TAYLOR: Really?
Is it different?
Let me explain something
to you very quickly here.
OK? So listen up.
Ooh! OK.
Ha ha ha.
TAYLOR: Let me be
very clear with you.
I was left with
$700,000 in debt.
And at $1.5 million lawsuit.
I had a one book deal.
BRANDI: You started it.
TAYLOR: It is a lie.
I would never, ever,
ever attack you first.
ADRIENNE: Shh! KIM: Please.
Or I'm going to leave.
I'm leaving.
I'm too embarrassed.
Please.
LISA: I think Brandi needs
this for financial gain.
And Taylor's in a
financial mess, as well.
What they're doing right now
is just trying to survive.
YOLANDA: Why are you
discussing like this?
Don't you guys can just
discuss like normal women?
And talk normal?
Where are these women from?
What planet are they from?
I mean, one doesn't seem
to wish the other one well
on a book deal.
One tells the other
one shut the fuck up.
I mean, it's like the wild
wild west on that dinner table.
You know?
I was just saying
I got a book deal.
So I'm excited.
BRANDI: Well, that
was bloody good news.
OK.
So let's all cheers to that.
For gods sake.
I'm happy for you.
BRANDI: Thank you
LISA: OK.
Good.
Yeah,
ADRIENNE: Can I say I
got a book deal, too?
I just haven't said anything
but I got a book deal, too.
BRANDI: Adrienne,
isn't super smart.
I don't know.
Is that a children's book?
Like she can't possibly
put that much together.
YOLANDA: Is anybody going
to have dessert, girls?
Or are we, uh?
TAYLOR: Coming up.
No.
Go away!
Oh, let her win.
Ah!
Hello, this is dangerous.
I'm scared.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh, good morning girls.
How are you?
Just coming to
wake up [INAUDIBLE]
YOLANDA: My ring has
almost the same setting.
KIM: Yeah.
YOLANDA: That's good.
CAMILLE: I'm without.
No more for me.
Keep them in the safe.
KYLE: But you still have them?
Yes, I do.
I have them.
YOLANDA: Jewelery
is overrated, honey.
Totally overrated.
So don't worry about it.
CAMILLE: As long
as you're happy.
YOLANDA: Exactly.
I don't wear my
jewellery anymore
either that Kelsey
gave me because I've
moved on with my life.
And I'm very happy with Dimitri.
BRANDI: Do you think
you will marry him?
Marry Dimitri?
LISA: Yeah.
Well, not yet.
We're just, you know.
LISA: Have you talked about it?
We've talked about it.
We're just exploring each other
and getting to know each other.
Unlike somebody else.
You've been exploring each
other for like six months.
You must have seen
every nook and cranny.
By now.
YOLANDA: Six months,
that's not that long.
No.
Take your time, girl.
CAMILLE: I need to take my time.
I was in a marriage
for 13 years.
I need time.
KYLE: Adrienne?
YOLANDA: Let's go.
Wow, beautiful day.
KYLE: Oh my gosh. It's gorgeous.
ADRIENNE: Oh, it's beautiful.
YOLANDA: Isn't it gorgeous?
ADRIENNE: Oh my gosh.
CAMILLE: Perfect day for a hike.
I really didn't appreciate the
way Brandi handled last night.
It was Kim's trip.
But I just want to move forward.
CAMILLE: Wait who
are we missing?
KYLE: Kim, Taylor, Brandi, Lisa.
ADRIENNE: OK.
LISA: I feel like
going back to bed.
BRANDI: I know.
We woke up to quickly.
By the way, you snore.
BRANDI: You do, too.
LISA: Oh, please.
I called it first.
It was like a little
piggy in bed last night.
BRANDI: A Piggy?
BRANDI: What I'm just
saying to you, honestly,
is if you just said
to her butt out.
But when you're saying...
BRANDI: To who? - To Adrienne.
BRANDI: Oh right.
Or whoever else you said it to.
But I'm saying, when you
say shut the fuck up.
BRANDI: Well, listen. - No, no.
Wait, wait.
I'm just saying.
It's very hard for me
to defend you because...
You don't have to.
LISA: No, but that
gives them ammunition.
If you turn around,
you just said, OK.
Butt out.
Or, you know what Adrienne?
Mind your own business.
That's OK.
But when you're saying, shut
the fuck up across the table.
For her to say, shut the
fuck up, that to these women
is a gift she's just given them.
That has proved everything
they have been saying
about her not fitting in.
You're right.
I shouldn't have
said the F word.
But I was having a really
amazing conversation with Kim.
We were like having a moment.
We were crying.
She was crying out of happiness.
It was not her business.
I get that.
And, no problem with that.
But I'm saying you've got
enough problems with these women
anyway.
Why don't just turn around
and say, you know what?
Butt out.
But when you're saying shut
the fuck up, it's inflammatory.
It just...
Well, I did say sorry
for saying F word.
But I still think...
LISA: Only after I told you off.
BRANDI: She shouldn't,
she should stay out of it.
It had nothing to do with her.
LISA: I think there's
a lot of hidden
resentment still going on.
Her own power,
trying to intimidate me
into going on
Twitter and putting
things, trying to
put words in my mouth
that I would never say.
LISA: Darling, nobody puts
anything into your mouth.
Do you know that?
Oh, that's not true.
Hopefully, one day.
With a bit of luck.
Paul and Adrienne
called me and they
were devastated by
people kind of attacking
them for going after Lisa.
And they were getting a
lot of Twitter threats.
And they wanted me
to go on Twitter
and say what I said wasn't true.
Guess what?
I'm not your puppet, bitch.
I'm not.
I did apologise to Adrienne.
LISA: Trust me.
Trust me, I know
what winds them up.
And I think you'd have
made the same point
if you'd said it differently.
BRANDI: You're right.
But I haven a temper.
LISA: Say it again.
Say it again. - You're right.
LISA: Say it again.
You're right.
LISA: I love that.
It's you.
You're taking me down Glanville.
All right.
Now, we're going for a picnic.
BRANDI: OK.
Let's go.
They have the Bentley.
OK I'm not going with you.
Get away.
Lisa sees the golf cart.
She's like, oh well,
the Bentley's mine.
KYLE: Lisa, you drive a
Bentley every day in LA.
I want a seat belt, because
with you driving I'm not.
ADRIENNE: Aren't you happy?
Indirectly.
ADRIENNE: I know.
LISA: Come on, Foster.
Put your foot down.
KYLE: OK, Yolanda.
LISA: Foster, come on.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, this is exciting.
Wow.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
LISA: Move it.
ADRIENNE:
Go.
YOLANDA: So funny.
KYLE: Do you like
my badminton shoes?
YOLANDA: They're so badminton.
[LAUGHTER]
LISA: What is it like
senior citizens in there?
Put your foot down.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
ADRIENNE: Come on.
LISA: Move it.
Just go on the hill
and go around them.
ADRIENNE: We dare you.
Go.
Go, Lisa.
Go.
[SCREAMS]
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
I'm going to kick your ass.
Bentley or not.
LISA: Well, I'm having a
bit of fun with Yolanda
and she's suddenly
getting all competitive.
KYLE: Please, please, please.
YOLANDA: You are not passing me.
We will win.
Go.
Go Go.
KYLE: No, these do tip over.
Lisa is trying to
zip past Yolanda.
Yolanda is like, no you don't.
[SCREAMS]
Hello, this is dangerous.
Oh, let her win.
Let her win.
Please, I'm scared.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
I need to get out.
TAYLOR: Kyle has
this side of her
that's afraid of everything.
YOLANDA: Look at
her she's taking...
KYLE: How about look
at the road, instead.
[SCREAMS]
TAYLOR: Clearly, I'm
the better driver.
Because I look behind me
and I see Driving Miss
Daisy and she's way far away.
Lisa, oh my god.
LISA: It's surprising
that after World
War III kicked off
last night, we're
all back on the same page.
It's quite hard to keep up with.
If you're a sane person, this
group moves very quickly.
ADRIENNE: Like I said.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
KYLE: Here we go.
YOLANDA: Lisa, we need you.
KYLE: Lisa...
YOLANDA: Because you
know how to play.
Come on.
We need a couple
of girls that know.
LISA: OK, here we go.
ADRIENNE: How far back are you?
Oh.
OK.
Go girl.
CAMILLE: How do you start it?
Or do we serve like?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, sorry.
Oh.
[LAUGHTER]
Yes.
Ooh.
Wow.
Oh.
The entire group sucks.
Jesus.
We could potentially
be the worst badminton
players on the planet.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
YOLANDA: This is a
very sad story, girls.
YOLANDA: I think these girls
are real Beverly Hills Girls.
I don't think sport is
number one on their list.
You're supposed to hit a ball.
You're supposed to run girls.
Lisa.
YOLANDA: Jesus.
KYLE: Are you trying to be
funny with those shoes, Lisa?
She looked like a beekeeper.
Those shoes.
That's horrendous.
[LAUGHTER]
Here we go.
ADRIENNE: Move Vanderpump, move.
Yeah, nice.
[CHEERING]
Finally!
We won.
This is a trip for us to go on
where we can have a good time,
heal, have fun.
So please, no fighting.
YOLANDA: We won.
We definitely won, girl.
KYLE: Coming up.
Wow!
Oh.
What the fuck?
BRANDI: I feel like it's
almost like a church.
Let's get married, again.
[LAUGHTER]
KYLE: Lisa, hold
that open for me.
KIM: Woops, just joking.
All right.
So ladies, just have a
seat at the loungers.
As you can see, we
do have the steam,
you can do sauna,
cold plunge, Jacuzzi.
Showers are over on this side.
Make yourself at home.
And your therapist
will be up to greet
you and take you to your
Kooyong room momentarily.
All right.
Enjoy.
Enjoy your [INAUDIBLE]
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
Cheers.
Thank you.
KIM: May his next
activity bring you
one step closer to each other.
[LAUGHTER]
KIM: You can't get any
closer than taking off
all your clothes
together and reaching up.
This is a very
spiritual moment, girls.
You're reaching up.
Putting on the clay from God.
I think this is really good.
Amen.
I kind of feel like Kim has
gone from one degree of wacky
to another degree of wacky.
Like she's just done like
this weird transformation
into like spiritual Kim, which
is kind of freaking me out.
LISA: Oh, come on.
KYLE: Stop.
I will rip that
towel right off you.
Ladies, you'll need
your robes with you
as well as your
slippers and your wraps.
[LAUGHTER]
Wait, I owe you one.
Ah!
LISA: It's actually
quite nice to see
all the women after the you
know, shut the fuck up gate.
We've actually moved on.
And now here we are all
naked together nice and cosy.
So the Kooyong is a
[INAUDIBLE] tradition.
It means a place
to rest together.
There are several parts
to your treatment.
The first is at the tip
of your abalone shell.
It has been infused with
lavender and lemongrass.
It's detoxifying but
it's also hydrating.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
ADRIENNE: Being naked in
front of the other women
with a bunch of mud all over you
is not really my idea relaxing.
YOLANDA: I find this a
very lesbian looking thing.
[LAUGHTER]
YOLANDA: I like three
girls rubbing each other.
I mean.
Wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
ADRIENNE: Let's use
our indoor voices.
[LAUGHTER]
Kim starts to really get
into and she's moaning.
She's like uh, ah.
I was like.
Do you like it?
Yeah.
Taylor and I are
looking at each other,
going what the fuck?
I like it.
This is the most fun
Kim's had in a while.
It's good right?
YOLANDA: Can you stop showing
us your Lisa nipple Vanderpump.
YOLANDA: Lisa, Lisa, you've
got you've got something.
LISA: Oh, Yolanda.
[SCREAMING]
[LAUGHTER]
I'm leaving, too now.
We were like monkeys in a cage.
We were like, ah ah!
I like that about Yolanda.
OK, she's up for fun.
Guys, I have an idea.
What if nobody talks
for one minute.
Oh my god.
Imagine that.
OK, let's go.
One two go.
OK. LISA: OK.
When Is it stopping?
Now?
OK.
One, two, go.
[LAUGHTER]
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
She ruined my lashes.
Ow!
Wait.
[SCREAMING]
After last night,
it's really nice
to see that we're all able to
put it aside and have some fun
today.
Get them back.
Now we can relax.
Paybacks a bitch.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[CHOPPING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
TAYLOR: A baseball bat
and beat someone with it.
[LAUGHTER]
TAYLOR: I know you.
No, I do the lightest
I possibly can.
Good evening, ladies I just
wanted to take the opportunity
to introduce myself.
My name's Chad Minton.
I'm the executive chef
here at the beautiful Ojai
Valley and Spa.
We're absolutely
delighted to have you all
here Casa de Lar, this evening.
We have some food this evening
that's very indicative of what
we do here in Ojai.
Very much farm to table.
Simple yet sophisticated.
So with that being
said, please eat.
Yes, let's go eat.
Thank you.
Wow.
This is our free
range [INAUDIBLE]
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
It's not going anywhere.
They don't have legs.
It's not going to
run [INAUDIBLE]
That's the truffle macaroni
and cheese, roasted baby beets,
raw beats, beat variations.
Ojai pixies, which
are unique to Ojai.
OK, so you'll
carry these for us?
Be my pleasure.
Thank you.
Of course.
Chef?
Come.
BRANDI: Who wants to say grace?
I'm just praying that
Adrienne and Taylor just
shut the fuck up.
In honour of the last night
that you're staying at the Ojai
Valley Inn and Spa, I would
offer the bottle of the 1996
Nicholas [INAUDIBLE].
And as a side note,
since all of you
are still very fashion
conscious and beautiful,
this bottle was actually
designed by Gaultier.
No wonder you like it.
Of course.
OK.
YOLANDA: No, I'm not
drinking for three months.
LISA: So, you're not drinking.
BRANDI: Three now?
It was two earlier.
No, I'm already one down.
Two more to go.
KYLE: She added a month on.
When I gave birth to
my son, I broke my back.
And I always have back pain.
And there's this holistic
treatment in Europe
that consist of injections.
But you can't drink.
What they do is they take fresh
cells from the unborn foetus
of the baby lamb and they
injected into the human body
because it's closest
to our own cells.
Nothing in Beverly
Hills surprises me.
If you can inject it in
your body, they'll do it.
BRANDI: Did anyone else
have complicated birth?
No?
Nothing.
Did you C sections?
Or?
You said you did
vaginal, you did vaginal,
did you do vaginal?
C.
Oh, both times.
He was only four and a
half pounds at 38 weeks.
And you can deliver at 38 weeks.
The lungs are developed.
Small for gestational age.
What about the twins?
You didn't have a
c-section with the twins?
I had a c-section
with them, too.
CAMILLE: It's pretty odd to have
that conversation at dinner.
Ooh, how did you give birth?
I'm sorry.
I didn't.
I didn't have that experience.
I didn't carry my children.
I used a surrogate so, it's
hard to talk about that.
Because I can't relate to
anybody carrying a child.
The weird thing is, you
just schedule because I wanted
Paul there, being a surgeon.
But I went into labour the
night before, the night
before I was supposed to go in.
It was almost to a T.
And did you let
Paul in the room?
Was he going crazy
the whole time?
BRANDI: In the room, but up at
the shoulders, not down there.
But with Paul, you know
how Paul is like, listen.
You need to do it this way.
And he did.
BRANDI: What are
we doing tonight?
Better.
Come on, Kitty Cat.
I remember.
Cheers.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
BRANDI: She won't do anything.
She won't do anything.
Trust me.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
LISA: No, so true.
KIM: Are you OK?
YOLANDA: I'm tired.
LISA: Did you say, what?
YOLANDA: I just want
to go to bed and sleep.
But you guys can go on.
LISA: No.
TAYLOR: [INAUDIBLE]
[LAUGHTER]
I know I look like a
Hooters waitress, but I'm not.
LISA: Ha ha ha.
What is that?
It's a little
tiny bit of Patron.
Cheers, kitty cat.
Oh.
BRANDI: Yolanda is like,
I think I'm going to bed.
But I get it, we're getting
loud, obnoxious, not
making sense, not being ladies.
And I don't blame
her for going to bed.
I mean, she's the
sober one in the room.
And it's not fun to be sober.
Ha ha ha.
Cheers. Goodnight.
Bye.
Goodnight, darling.
See you.
Good night. OK.
See you.
Bye.
That's not what I want
to do in my time off.
I want to get up early
tomorrow morning.
I want to go for
a run, exercise.
And you know, have an Ojai day.
I'm going to go
with you, Yolanda.
Thank you all for coming and
having a great weekend with me.
LISA: Darling, are you going?
- Love you all.
You guys have fun.
I'm going to go night night.
You rest.
Yeah, I'm going to go rest.
And this is where I cut out.
If I could stay and have
fun with the party, I would.
But uh oh.
Kim's got to go.
Love you.
Good night.
I don't love you but I like you.
I don't love you either.
I don't like you, either.
I mean, I don't love you.
Oh!
[INAUDIBLE]
- I do like you.
- No, no.
I do like you.
I get that.
- Awkward.
- All right.
[LAUGHTER]
OK.
Woah.
OK.
KYLE: Coming up.
Ah!
Bitch.
KYLE: Well, that's
scaring me now.
LISA: Guys, stop it.
Stop. KYLE: Stop.
Stop.
Of course.
Please.
TAYLOR: I know.
Of course I would, Adrienne.
BRANDI: I don't know
what room I'm going to.
TAYLOR: We're going up.
Oh this [INAUDIBLE]
part of the house.
So Yolanda and Kim go to bed.
I wish I had had the wherewithal
to join them, for God's sake.
But I go with the girls.
This is lovely.
Hold on, guys.
[SNORE]
Ah!
KYLE: This butt is
so small, it's like.
Hit it again.
TAYLOR: But she's thinner
than I've ever been.
And no one ever
calls her anorexic.
Stop, that's not true.
I'm actually not.
You're way smaller than me.
Ha ha ha.
You wanna arm wrestle?
Holy shit.
Sweetheart.
Let's do it.
Arm wrestle.
If she wants to arm
wrestle me, bring it on.
KYLE: OK.
One, two, three.
Oh my god.
Taylor.
[LAUGHTER]
Bitch.
Airplane.
KYLE: Hey, hey.
[LAUGHTER]
KYLE: Oh, that's scaring me now.
LISA: Stop it.
Stop. KYLE: Stop.
Stop. Stop.
Say give.
BRANDI: I give. I give.
LISA: Stop it. Stop.
OK.
Perfect.
Brandi was winning.
Yeah.
You actually beat me.
I have no clue what is
going on with these girls.
Are you in?
You want to arm wrestle?
You should arm wrestle her.
You're like, you're
like, you're the guy.
I think there's more to this
arm wrestle than meets the eye.
I think Brandi wants
to really, really
grind her into the ground here.
Oh.
1, 2, 3.
Ow.
Adrienne's wrist.
[LAUGHTER]
I'll bring you down.
I said OK.
Let's arm wrestle.
Oh I grew up with all
brothers, it seemed natural.
[LAUGHTER]
You can't bend wrists.
It's like...
I'm doing it the way
you're supposed to do it.
I don't think
Adrienne understands
the concept of a lot of things.
But she knew what she
was doing when she went,
she's like, that's
how you cheat.
That's how you cheat.
So maybe that's her motto.
Women don't do this.
They're actually happening.
[SCREAMS]
All I do is win win win.
Woo woo woo woo.
[LAUGHTER]
[SCREAMS]
We've all had way
too much to drink
and the next thing you know
we're back in high school.
[LAUGHTER]
Do you have underwear on?
TAYLOR: She needs
fresh underwear.
Are they really fresh?
They're fresh.
I smelled them.
[LAUGHTER]
Come on, Kyle
Go!
[LAUGHTER]
It was fun.
Like, we let our hair down.
We let loose.
It was fun.
I mean, if anyone were to say
that it was anything worse
than that, they're stupid.
[CHEERING]
[SCREAMS]
[LAUGHTER]
You go.
I'll pin her down.
Go.
Woo!
Yeah.
That was so good.
Armstrong on the balance beam.
[LAUGHTER]
Woo!
My head fell on the ground.
I was surprised to see
Adrienne took her weave
out and did some work.
[LAUGHTER]
Yolanda missed all the fun.
[KNOCKING] Yolanda,
[KNOCKING] hello.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
Come on, get your
little Dutch ass up here.
Ha ha ha.
[LAUGHTER]
I'm thinking Yolanda
is going to come
up and give us all a spanking.
[LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
You guys were having so
much fun last night, huh?
Actually it was really good
for all of us, I think.
This is actually a
really good time.
I think those of us that
were close got closer.
And those of us that weren't.
Nah.
Kim and I, when we spend a
weekend like we have an Ojai,
and we don't end up fighting,
that's a good thing.
KIM: All of us had fun.
Was it good for Kyle and
I as sisters to reconnect?
I don't think so.
Hi, honey.
Morning.
How are you?
That was so fun.
Wasn't it?
Look at how cute you are.
I got my little hotel slippers.
Did you hear a thumping and
a lot of noise last night?
Oh my gosh,
I was feeling so bad for you.
I was even saying, Yolanda.
I'm sorry.
It sounded pretty crazy.
But you know...
It was crazy.
...once the alcohol
start taking effect.
Oh my god.
We were like...
[WHISTLE]
- I'm done.
- See ya.
I know.
You know, not...
I don't want to spend
my nights like that.
I want to sleep and rest up.
And go home and be
back with my kids.
It was very funny.
Then Adrienne was like,
I can do backflips.
And then Adrienne started.
Oh my gosh.
How cute?
And then of course,
we had to start.
Lisa and I go, wait
I can do a handstand.
That's funny.
We were Like a bunch of...
Little kids.
...ten year olds.
Yeah.
No, I exercised this morning.
I was up at 6.
Worked out in the room.
Yolanda's making
me feel guilty that I
didn't get up and work out.
I mean, I'm on vacation.
You know, to me, I don't
think there's anything
worse than drunk women.
Honestly.
It's like I don't mind
people having a drink.
But there's nothing more
unclassy of women that,
you know, that are out of
control of their behaviour.
She may want to find
a new crowd of friends.
Anyway.
Everything good?
LISA: Everything's, OK.
It's like, I don't feel
like I've been on vacation.
[LAUGHTER]
Like, I've been...
KYLE: Oh, shagged through
a hedge backwards.
Yeah.
Camille?
Is this yours or mine?
I can't remember.
Because I know we have
one, is this mine or yours?
That's yours.
Last night was so,
Yolanda heard everything.
Can you believe?
Her room is beneath ours.
She's like, what
was all that racket?
Yeah, it did get a
little kooky last night.
Hi.
How are you?
Good, how about you?
Hello.
Hi, how are you?
Hi.
Yeah, I bet you
are in that jacket.
Hi.
Wow, my...
Did you get a blue bag?
KIM: My jewellery
bag weighs a tonne.
Just joking.
KYLE: That was so
much fun everybody.
ADRIENNE: Yeah.
KYLE: Wasn't it fun?
CAMILLE: I am so proud of Kim.
She put this magnificent
trip together for us
to celebrate her sobriety.
And I hope she
can keep it going.
Ha ha.
TAYLOR: Coming up.
KYLE: I'm sorry I went,
jumped down your throat.
ADRIENNE: No, no, no, no, no.
BRANDI: I'm calling bush
on it and they won't.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
KYLE: I love an English accent.
Everybody does.
No, they don't.
Yes, they do.
Oh, stop it.
LISA: Kyle seems to
think that she can
impersonate me all the time.
Which she can, I
don't take offence.
But if I do one little
thing, impersonate anybody
in this group, it
turns into a big deal.
Let me hear it.
OK, that's it.
I'm done.
I've lost my accent.
I'm not going to speak with
an English accent anymore.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh god.
I'd like to just hear you
say, I'm so glad we're home.
OK.
I'm so glad we're home.
Home
[LAUGHTER]
That's her imitation of you.
Right.
KIM: I'm so glad we're home.
I'm so glad we're home.
Right? KIM: Yeah
What else do you want me to say?
KIM: I'd like you all to
have a really good day.
I really want to
have a really good day.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
No, I didn't say that.
KYLE: Not to bring
up a touchy subject.
- No.
- But when she said...
I think it's so inappropriate.
When you said, shut
the fuck up to Adrienne.
ADRIENNE: Somebody crying.
Uh oh.
Call it out.
ADRIENNE: Call it out?
What are you talking about?
BRANDI: That means,
shut the fuck up.
I, I'm sorry I went to
jump down your throat.
However I was like, there
was a nice way to it.
And then you were
like, you know,
I didn't.
I said it's inappropriate.
OK. OK.
And I kicked your little butt.
I did apologise for saying F.
Really Kyle, you have to
bring this up again now,
when we're all getting along.
All I meant was like,
there's a way to say it.
You know?
I don't want to argue.
We all have very
feisty personalities.
ADRIENNE: No, no, no, no.
My intentions weren't to
draw attention to her.
My intentions were to...
We were having a
lovely conversation.
...wonder how she was.
I don't think it
was on anybody's part.
No. CAMILLE:
Yeah, so.
Like, she said it
three or four times.
And that's when I...
No no no.
Yeah, you did.
I just said it twice.
I think.
And whether I said it
three or four times,
it wasn't done
intentionally to...
BRANDI: It was to let everyone
at the table know that there
was something happening.
No, I thought
something was wrong.
What's wrong with that?
No, no.
But you didn't need to
let the whole table know.
I just felt like.
Well, we always know everything.
I'm calling bullshit on it.
And they won't.
These girls like, if you
don't say it to their face,
they're going to like
pretend it didn't happen.
Those weren't my intentions.
So that's what it
seems like to me.
OK.
But I'm telling you now,
those weren't my intentions.
And my intentions were
to see how she's feeling.
Period.
I don't think that way.
BRANDI: It was unnecessary
to have the whole table
think that I was attacking Kim.
And something was happening.
No, it wasn't about
you attacking Kim.
I didn't even know that
you two were talking.
I just heard that
she was crying.
I was just wondering
what the problem was.
OK.
So we uh,
God, let's not make a
mountain out of a mole hill.
God.
I personally feel the Brandi
is just looking for a fight.
And looking for something
to argue with me about.
I have no idea why.
You know when there's a
lot of bottled up emotions
and somebody says something.
It triggers it and you go hey.
And I think it's a
conversation that her
and I need to have without...
All I know is, you know,
you guys were friends.
I didn't, I could tell
there was something there.
But I don't know what.
It's not a group
conversation kind of thing.
KYLE: Got it.
I do feel like if Adrienne
and I don't nip this in the bud
right now, it's
going to get ugly.
That's life.
No, of course it is.
We all have different feelings.
Let's sit and have
a conversation
and make it go away.
I would do that in a heartbeat.
I don't think she will.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
KIM: Next time on The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Have you had days where
you thought, I might relapse.
I have people that make me
feel frustrated and emotional.
BRANDI: Like Kyle, right?
Is this person at the table?
LISA: Whenever you see
somebody you love going off
into surgery, there's
a worry because I
couldn't live without him.
Hey, darling.
Feel OK?
Darling?
Oh, the secret man
is out and about.
PAUL: We just heard comments
that that bitch made.
So I want to get out of here.
You are a bitch.
What Brandi is saying is
character assassination.
Fuck you.
PAUL: You're a piece of shit.
KYLE (VOICEOVER): To learn
more about The Housewives,
Previously, on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills."
KYLE: How are you?
YOLANDA: Look how
fancy you girls are!
I see all these
girls like dressed up
in high heels and full makeup.
And I'm like, I thought
were going to Ojai.
I honestly am more nervous
about seeing Adrienne
than I am about seeing
any of the other women.
I don't know what
Adrienne's motives are.
I think she's very manipulative.
Well, She's clearly
not a fan of mine.
BRANDI: I have no philtre
and I do say things
that I probably shouldn't say.
ADRIENNE: Aw, somebody's crying.
Uh oh.
Shut the fuck up.
Oh my gosh.
[THEME MUSIC]
LISA (VOICEOVER): Life
isn't all diamonds and rose.
But it should be.
BRANDI (VOICEOVER): Money
doesn't give you class.
It just gives you money.
ADRIENNE (VOICEOVER):
Know your friends.
Show your enemies the door.
TAYLOR (VOICEOVER): I fought
too hard for this zip code
to go home now.
YOLANDA (VOICEOVER):
I like to have fun,
but I don't play games.
KIM (VOICEOVER):
Life is a journey
and I'm finding
myself every day.
KYLE (VOICEOVER): I'm born
and raised in Beverly Hills.
This is my town.
[THEME MUSIC]
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
BRANDI: Know that
I've been there.
KIM: I feel like
Brandy is trying.
I feel like I'm trying.
And I feel that we both
want this to go away.
BRANDI: I know I've
apologised to you a few times.
I have no philtre
and I do say things
that I probably shouldn't say.
KIM: That's good because
that was really uncalled for.
ADRIENNE: Aw, somebody's crying.
Uh oh.
I know you did, but...
Call it out.
It's OK.
ADRIENNE: Somebody's crying.
Why are you saying that?
ADRIENNE: Because she's crying.
She feels bad.
Yeah, but you don't
have to scream it.
ADRIENNE: Call it out?
What are you talking about?
BRANDI: That means
shut the fuck up.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
ADRIENNE: What do you mean?
BRANDI: That means be quiet.
ADRIENNE: No.
Why are you saying that?
ADRIENNE: What are
you talking about?
I felt bad for her.
BRANDI: If you really care
about Kim, say Kim are you OK?
Don't sit there and
cackle 100 times
to get everyone's attention
to make a spectacle.
It was obnoxious.
We were just having a
personal conversation.
But you want to yell about it?
I'm telling you
I felt bad for her.
BRANDI: You're not telling me.
Your telling everybody.
It's OK.
(WHISPERS) I'm gonna
use the ladies room.
I'll be back.
I'm gonna use the ladies.
ADRIENNE: She feels bad.
Oh my gosh.
They want to see you fail, OK?
Mhm.
They do.
A lot of these people at this
table want to see you fail.
I'm just saying.
KYLE: That was
uncalled for to say
shut the fuck up to Adrienne.
Come on.
I don't think that Adrienne
needed to announce to the table
that Kim was crying.
But I certainly don't
think that Brandy
needed to choose those words.
Shut the fuck up.
ADRIENNE: Gosh.
LISA: Brandy used the f
word like bloody hell.
I don't know.
You know?
Come on.
Let's not make a big deal of it.
What?
KIM: You're going over
and above defending.
LISA: No, I'm not defending.
KIM: Lisa, come on.
LISA: You know, if they
think I'm defending Brandy,
well maybe that's
true because we've
seen how it's gone down before.
You know what?
You have no clue what
you're talking about.
You are a goddamn bitch.
Watch your mouth.
Maybe Brandi does need
somebody in her corner.
For her to say shut the fuck up
when she thinks she's crying-
I can't believe she said that.
...is inappropriate.
And for you to say anything
other than that is wrong.
LISA: OK. All right.
KYLE: Am I not wrong?
Yeah, you're right.
It was inappropriate.
No, don't just say
that to shut me up.
Tell the truth.
CAMILLE: It was inappropriate.
Tell the truth.
That's what I said.
It was inappropriate.
I've said that.
But she was defending
your sister.
She said it's inappropriate.
I said yes, it's inappropriate.
She said, yes it's
inappropriate.
Yes, Kyle.
I get it.
It's inappropriate.
Brandi's language.
Not mine.
Brandi felt that Adrienne was
drawing attention to Lisa.
No, no, Lisa.
Do you want me to be honest?
You always say,
let me be honest.
I'm going to be honest.
That looks ridiculous
for you to say that.
That's how she felt.
That's how she felt.
ADRIENNE: That's
not how she felt.
KYLE: OK.
She felt...
LISA: I'm not fighting
anybody's battles for.
Ask her.
ADRIENNE: Who talks to
another woman that way?
That's what I don't know.
I don't know anybody
that does that.
It's inappropriate.
Bottom line, I don't care
what her explanation could be.
LISA: I said that.
It's rude.
Who talks to another
woman in that way?
There's something
seriously wrong with her.
That was so rude.
Extremely rude.
BRANDI: I don't want you to,
honestly I don't want you...
I've been in the same
place that you've been in.
And I apolo... I am so sorry
for what I said to you.
And how it all went down.
That whole thing, I just
didn't even know you.
I am really happy that Kim
is being receptive to me
because you know
it's a question mark.
A lot had gone down.
All right.
At least I don't do crystal Meth
in the bathroom all night long.
Bitch.
KYLE: Say...
Do not put your fucking
finger in my face.
Oh you're gonna get my fucking
finger in your face, too.
Listen, listen. No no no.
No, no.
Stop it.
You know, you don't know
what's going to happen.
But it's going well.
KIM: (CRYING) That's
what I didn't understand.
But, [STUTTERING]
you guys weren't...
You didn't even know me.
BRANDI: I know.
You weren't yourself,
at that time.
KIM: I know.
But what you said was so wrong.
I never even knew what that was.
I've never done
anything like that.
It was just so mean.
I don't know where
or why you said that.
BRANDI: I was on the defensive.
[CRYING]
Oh my god.
I felt bad for her.
No, I know.
But she was defending
Kim because she was...
Yeah, but you
don't talk that way.
OK. Come on.
That's ridiculous.
You would normally
never say that.
Lisa would never say
something like that,
which I know she never would.
Why is it OK that Brandi did?
What's happening?
ADRIENNE: It's
very inappropriate.
What is happening?
ADRIENNE: Very inappropriate.
If someone had said to
Lisa, shut the fuck up.
[INAUDIBLE]
No.
ADRIENNE: We'd be hearing
about it, not for two years,
not for three years,
probably a lifetime.
I just felt bad for her.
I really, I'm going to say this.
I want to be open.
And I have been
very nice to Brandi.
But my god, to sit there and
say shut the fuck up Adrienne.
I'm not OK with that.
ADRIENNE: I'm not either.
It's inappropriate.
I agree with you.
It was.
We're having a
nice calm evening.
LISA: You saying,
shut up the fuck up
Well, she was fucking annoying.
No.
No, but you saying that is...
But you need to point
something out when
someone is crying at the table.
- No, I understand that.
But, ugh.
Are you OK?
Yeah.
And so you were emotional?
And then Adrienne said,
oh, somebody's crying.
But we were
having, it wasn't a...
Yeah, yeah.
I know but shut the fuck up.
Yeah but she kept
saying it over and over
and over and over again.
You don't need to do that.
Like you, like I just hate
when people draw attention to...
I'm sorry.
- I know, but...
- We were just having a moment.
Trust me.
You need to apologise to her.
No.
I love and respect Lisa.
But I don't feel like I
owe Adrienne an apology.
I think that she was wrong
in the way she handled it.
And I'm not sorry.
Darling, trust me.
Just say, say that.
Just say, I'm really sorry.
I shouldn't have used that word.
Say that.
I'm not sorry.
Well fake it.
I'm sure you've
done that before.
[LAUGHTER]
I have no problem
telling Brandi,
like a mother, that this
was clearly inappropriate.
That's what Brandi
needs to learn.
OK, now you need to apologise.
BRANDI: No, I do not.
LISA: You need to say something.
BRANDI: Nope. LISA: Yes, you do.
I'm sorry I said the F word.
Apology accepted.
Guess what?
I'm sorry I said the F
word in the restaurant.
But I'm not sorry for
telling Adrienne to shut up.
[PHONE RINGING]
Hey, boo boo.
I love you.
Bye.
Ha ha ha.
Bye.
My gay book agent.
I got a book deal
today, which I don't
know if anyone cares about.
But I'm really proud about.
CAMILLE: Congratulations.
BRANDI: Thank you.
That's great.
[CLAPPING]
Ha ha ha.
ADRIENNE: What's it about?
BRANDI: Divorce.
Mm.
BRANDI: Yeah, it's a good time.
Um, congratulations?
ADRIENNE: Breathe.
Meditate.
Through the nose.
Out through the mouth.
LISA: What?
KIM: I love to meditate.
BRANDI: Why are you meditating?
TAYLOR: I don't know.
We just are.
[CLEARS THROAT]
LISA: Did I miss something?
BRANDI: Me too.
It happens.
What?
It's hard for, I guess, women
to be happy for other women.
I guess, it's weird.
You have to meditate instead
of just being happy for them.
TAYLOR: I agree.
I agree.
BRANDI: But you're like
(BREATHES HEAVILY).
Just say congratulations.
KYLE: No offence Brandy,
but you were the first one
to attack her for doing a book.
BRANDI: Uh, it's been
like a hot minute.
Three women die every single
day from domestic violence.
[INAUDIBLE] TAYLOR: No it's not.
It's not either.
It's about women that
are dying every single...
This is none of your business.
OK?
You've made it the
world's business.
TAYLOR: You're way
out of your place.
I'm just saying,
you expect, don't
expect her to be happy for you
if you weren't happy for her.
But you're going to meditate.
Like OK, meditate.
I'm just...
LISA: OK.
Let's, it was a joke.
TAYLOR: You know, OK.
It's just interesting
to me that you
went and got a book deal to
write about your ex-husband
leaving you.
I think that's fascinating.
Brandi's husband cheated on
her with LeAnn Rimes, left
Brandi, married LeAnn Rimes.
Is that a whole book?
The point is, is
it's silly to say
women should be
happy for each other
when you made that comment.
And we should move forward.
Everyone should be
happy for each other.
Yeah, we move forward.
YOLANDA: It was very
interesting, girls.
A lot of old stuff
going on at this table.
ADRIENNE: Welcome.
YOLANDA: It's like,
letting it go girls.
Life is going to be really
miserable if you can't
move on from those things.
Yolanda, darling.
Nobody's listening to you.
Let's just have a great weekend.
Happy for each other.
Right?
That's exactly right.
Cheers.
It's just, three years later.
So it's a different situation.
TAYLOR: Really?
Is it different?
Let me explain something
to you very quickly here.
OK? So listen up.
Ooh! OK.
Ha ha ha.
TAYLOR: Let me be
very clear with you.
I was left with
$700,000 in debt.
And at $1.5 million lawsuit.
I had a one book deal.
BRANDI: You started it.
TAYLOR: It is a lie.
I would never, ever,
ever attack you first.
ADRIENNE: Shh! KIM: Please.
Or I'm going to leave.
I'm leaving.
I'm too embarrassed.
Please.
LISA: I think Brandi needs
this for financial gain.
And Taylor's in a
financial mess, as well.
What they're doing right now
is just trying to survive.
YOLANDA: Why are you
discussing like this?
Don't you guys can just
discuss like normal women?
And talk normal?
Where are these women from?
What planet are they from?
I mean, one doesn't seem
to wish the other one well
on a book deal.
One tells the other
one shut the fuck up.
I mean, it's like the wild
wild west on that dinner table.
You know?
I was just saying
I got a book deal.
So I'm excited.
BRANDI: Well, that
was bloody good news.
OK.
So let's all cheers to that.
For gods sake.
I'm happy for you.
BRANDI: Thank you
LISA: OK.
Good.
Yeah,
ADRIENNE: Can I say I
got a book deal, too?
I just haven't said anything
but I got a book deal, too.
BRANDI: Adrienne,
isn't super smart.
I don't know.
Is that a children's book?
Like she can't possibly
put that much together.
YOLANDA: Is anybody going
to have dessert, girls?
Or are we, uh?
TAYLOR: Coming up.
No.
Go away!
Oh, let her win.
Ah!
Hello, this is dangerous.
I'm scared.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh, good morning girls.
How are you?
Just coming to
wake up [INAUDIBLE]
YOLANDA: My ring has
almost the same setting.
KIM: Yeah.
YOLANDA: That's good.
CAMILLE: I'm without.
No more for me.
Keep them in the safe.
KYLE: But you still have them?
Yes, I do.
I have them.
YOLANDA: Jewelery
is overrated, honey.
Totally overrated.
So don't worry about it.
CAMILLE: As long
as you're happy.
YOLANDA: Exactly.
I don't wear my
jewellery anymore
either that Kelsey
gave me because I've
moved on with my life.
And I'm very happy with Dimitri.
BRANDI: Do you think
you will marry him?
Marry Dimitri?
LISA: Yeah.
Well, not yet.
We're just, you know.
LISA: Have you talked about it?
We've talked about it.
We're just exploring each other
and getting to know each other.
Unlike somebody else.
You've been exploring each
other for like six months.
You must have seen
every nook and cranny.
By now.
YOLANDA: Six months,
that's not that long.
No.
Take your time, girl.
CAMILLE: I need to take my time.
I was in a marriage
for 13 years.
I need time.
KYLE: Adrienne?
YOLANDA: Let's go.
Wow, beautiful day.
KYLE: Oh my gosh. It's gorgeous.
ADRIENNE: Oh, it's beautiful.
YOLANDA: Isn't it gorgeous?
ADRIENNE: Oh my gosh.
CAMILLE: Perfect day for a hike.
I really didn't appreciate the
way Brandi handled last night.
It was Kim's trip.
But I just want to move forward.
CAMILLE: Wait who
are we missing?
KYLE: Kim, Taylor, Brandi, Lisa.
ADRIENNE: OK.
LISA: I feel like
going back to bed.
BRANDI: I know.
We woke up to quickly.
By the way, you snore.
BRANDI: You do, too.
LISA: Oh, please.
I called it first.
It was like a little
piggy in bed last night.
BRANDI: A Piggy?
BRANDI: What I'm just
saying to you, honestly,
is if you just said
to her butt out.
But when you're saying...
BRANDI: To who? - To Adrienne.
BRANDI: Oh right.
Or whoever else you said it to.
But I'm saying, when you
say shut the fuck up.
BRANDI: Well, listen. - No, no.
Wait, wait.
I'm just saying.
It's very hard for me
to defend you because...
You don't have to.
LISA: No, but that
gives them ammunition.
If you turn around,
you just said, OK.
Butt out.
Or, you know what Adrienne?
Mind your own business.
That's OK.
But when you're saying, shut
the fuck up across the table.
For her to say, shut the
fuck up, that to these women
is a gift she's just given them.
That has proved everything
they have been saying
about her not fitting in.
You're right.
I shouldn't have
said the F word.
But I was having a really
amazing conversation with Kim.
We were like having a moment.
We were crying.
She was crying out of happiness.
It was not her business.
I get that.
And, no problem with that.
But I'm saying you've got
enough problems with these women
anyway.
Why don't just turn around
and say, you know what?
Butt out.
But when you're saying shut
the fuck up, it's inflammatory.
It just...
Well, I did say sorry
for saying F word.
But I still think...
LISA: Only after I told you off.
BRANDI: She shouldn't,
she should stay out of it.
It had nothing to do with her.
LISA: I think there's
a lot of hidden
resentment still going on.
Her own power,
trying to intimidate me
into going on
Twitter and putting
things, trying to
put words in my mouth
that I would never say.
LISA: Darling, nobody puts
anything into your mouth.
Do you know that?
Oh, that's not true.
Hopefully, one day.
With a bit of luck.
Paul and Adrienne
called me and they
were devastated by
people kind of attacking
them for going after Lisa.
And they were getting a
lot of Twitter threats.
And they wanted me
to go on Twitter
and say what I said wasn't true.
Guess what?
I'm not your puppet, bitch.
I'm not.
I did apologise to Adrienne.
LISA: Trust me.
Trust me, I know
what winds them up.
And I think you'd have
made the same point
if you'd said it differently.
BRANDI: You're right.
But I haven a temper.
LISA: Say it again.
Say it again. - You're right.
LISA: Say it again.
You're right.
LISA: I love that.
It's you.
You're taking me down Glanville.
All right.
Now, we're going for a picnic.
BRANDI: OK.
Let's go.
They have the Bentley.
OK I'm not going with you.
Get away.
Lisa sees the golf cart.
She's like, oh well,
the Bentley's mine.
KYLE: Lisa, you drive a
Bentley every day in LA.
I want a seat belt, because
with you driving I'm not.
ADRIENNE: Aren't you happy?
Indirectly.
ADRIENNE: I know.
LISA: Come on, Foster.
Put your foot down.
KYLE: OK, Yolanda.
LISA: Foster, come on.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, this is exciting.
Wow.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
LISA: Move it.
ADRIENNE:
Go.
YOLANDA: So funny.
KYLE: Do you like
my badminton shoes?
YOLANDA: They're so badminton.
[LAUGHTER]
LISA: What is it like
senior citizens in there?
Put your foot down.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
ADRIENNE: Come on.
LISA: Move it.
Just go on the hill
and go around them.
ADRIENNE: We dare you.
Go.
Go, Lisa.
Go.
[SCREAMS]
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
I'm going to kick your ass.
Bentley or not.
LISA: Well, I'm having a
bit of fun with Yolanda
and she's suddenly
getting all competitive.
KYLE: Please, please, please.
YOLANDA: You are not passing me.
We will win.
Go.
Go Go.
KYLE: No, these do tip over.
Lisa is trying to
zip past Yolanda.
Yolanda is like, no you don't.
[SCREAMS]
Hello, this is dangerous.
Oh, let her win.
Let her win.
Please, I'm scared.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
I need to get out.
TAYLOR: Kyle has
this side of her
that's afraid of everything.
YOLANDA: Look at
her she's taking...
KYLE: How about look
at the road, instead.
[SCREAMS]
TAYLOR: Clearly, I'm
the better driver.
Because I look behind me
and I see Driving Miss
Daisy and she's way far away.
Lisa, oh my god.
LISA: It's surprising
that after World
War III kicked off
last night, we're
all back on the same page.
It's quite hard to keep up with.
If you're a sane person, this
group moves very quickly.
ADRIENNE: Like I said.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
KYLE: Here we go.
YOLANDA: Lisa, we need you.
KYLE: Lisa...
YOLANDA: Because you
know how to play.
Come on.
We need a couple
of girls that know.
LISA: OK, here we go.
ADRIENNE: How far back are you?
Oh.
OK.
Go girl.
CAMILLE: How do you start it?
Or do we serve like?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, sorry.
Oh.
[LAUGHTER]
Yes.
Ooh.
Wow.
Oh.
The entire group sucks.
Jesus.
We could potentially
be the worst badminton
players on the planet.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
YOLANDA: This is a
very sad story, girls.
YOLANDA: I think these girls
are real Beverly Hills Girls.
I don't think sport is
number one on their list.
You're supposed to hit a ball.
You're supposed to run girls.
Lisa.
YOLANDA: Jesus.
KYLE: Are you trying to be
funny with those shoes, Lisa?
She looked like a beekeeper.
Those shoes.
That's horrendous.
[LAUGHTER]
Here we go.
ADRIENNE: Move Vanderpump, move.
Yeah, nice.
[CHEERING]
Finally!
We won.
This is a trip for us to go on
where we can have a good time,
heal, have fun.
So please, no fighting.
YOLANDA: We won.
We definitely won, girl.
KYLE: Coming up.
Wow!
Oh.
What the fuck?
BRANDI: I feel like it's
almost like a church.
Let's get married, again.
[LAUGHTER]
KYLE: Lisa, hold
that open for me.
KIM: Woops, just joking.
All right.
So ladies, just have a
seat at the loungers.
As you can see, we
do have the steam,
you can do sauna,
cold plunge, Jacuzzi.
Showers are over on this side.
Make yourself at home.
And your therapist
will be up to greet
you and take you to your
Kooyong room momentarily.
All right.
Enjoy.
Enjoy your [INAUDIBLE]
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
Cheers.
Thank you.
KIM: May his next
activity bring you
one step closer to each other.
[LAUGHTER]
KIM: You can't get any
closer than taking off
all your clothes
together and reaching up.
This is a very
spiritual moment, girls.
You're reaching up.
Putting on the clay from God.
I think this is really good.
Amen.
I kind of feel like Kim has
gone from one degree of wacky
to another degree of wacky.
Like she's just done like
this weird transformation
into like spiritual Kim, which
is kind of freaking me out.
LISA: Oh, come on.
KYLE: Stop.
I will rip that
towel right off you.
Ladies, you'll need
your robes with you
as well as your
slippers and your wraps.
[LAUGHTER]
Wait, I owe you one.
Ah!
LISA: It's actually
quite nice to see
all the women after the you
know, shut the fuck up gate.
We've actually moved on.
And now here we are all
naked together nice and cosy.
So the Kooyong is a
[INAUDIBLE] tradition.
It means a place
to rest together.
There are several parts
to your treatment.
The first is at the tip
of your abalone shell.
It has been infused with
lavender and lemongrass.
It's detoxifying but
it's also hydrating.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
ADRIENNE: Being naked in
front of the other women
with a bunch of mud all over you
is not really my idea relaxing.
YOLANDA: I find this a
very lesbian looking thing.
[LAUGHTER]
YOLANDA: I like three
girls rubbing each other.
I mean.
Wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
ADRIENNE: Let's use
our indoor voices.
[LAUGHTER]
Kim starts to really get
into and she's moaning.
She's like uh, ah.
I was like.
Do you like it?
Yeah.
Taylor and I are
looking at each other,
going what the fuck?
I like it.
This is the most fun
Kim's had in a while.
It's good right?
YOLANDA: Can you stop showing
us your Lisa nipple Vanderpump.
YOLANDA: Lisa, Lisa, you've
got you've got something.
LISA: Oh, Yolanda.
[SCREAMING]
[LAUGHTER]
I'm leaving, too now.
We were like monkeys in a cage.
We were like, ah ah!
I like that about Yolanda.
OK, she's up for fun.
Guys, I have an idea.
What if nobody talks
for one minute.
Oh my god.
Imagine that.
OK, let's go.
One two go.
OK. LISA: OK.
When Is it stopping?
Now?
OK.
One, two, go.
[LAUGHTER]
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
She ruined my lashes.
Ow!
Wait.
[SCREAMING]
After last night,
it's really nice
to see that we're all able to
put it aside and have some fun
today.
Get them back.
Now we can relax.
Paybacks a bitch.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[CHOPPING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
TAYLOR: A baseball bat
and beat someone with it.
[LAUGHTER]
TAYLOR: I know you.
No, I do the lightest
I possibly can.
Good evening, ladies I just
wanted to take the opportunity
to introduce myself.
My name's Chad Minton.
I'm the executive chef
here at the beautiful Ojai
Valley and Spa.
We're absolutely
delighted to have you all
here Casa de Lar, this evening.
We have some food this evening
that's very indicative of what
we do here in Ojai.
Very much farm to table.
Simple yet sophisticated.
So with that being
said, please eat.
Yes, let's go eat.
Thank you.
Wow.
This is our free
range [INAUDIBLE]
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
It's not going anywhere.
They don't have legs.
It's not going to
run [INAUDIBLE]
That's the truffle macaroni
and cheese, roasted baby beets,
raw beats, beat variations.
Ojai pixies, which
are unique to Ojai.
OK, so you'll
carry these for us?
Be my pleasure.
Thank you.
Of course.
Chef?
Come.
BRANDI: Who wants to say grace?
I'm just praying that
Adrienne and Taylor just
shut the fuck up.
In honour of the last night
that you're staying at the Ojai
Valley Inn and Spa, I would
offer the bottle of the 1996
Nicholas [INAUDIBLE].
And as a side note,
since all of you
are still very fashion
conscious and beautiful,
this bottle was actually
designed by Gaultier.
No wonder you like it.
Of course.
OK.
YOLANDA: No, I'm not
drinking for three months.
LISA: So, you're not drinking.
BRANDI: Three now?
It was two earlier.
No, I'm already one down.
Two more to go.
KYLE: She added a month on.
When I gave birth to
my son, I broke my back.
And I always have back pain.
And there's this holistic
treatment in Europe
that consist of injections.
But you can't drink.
What they do is they take fresh
cells from the unborn foetus
of the baby lamb and they
injected into the human body
because it's closest
to our own cells.
Nothing in Beverly
Hills surprises me.
If you can inject it in
your body, they'll do it.
BRANDI: Did anyone else
have complicated birth?
No?
Nothing.
Did you C sections?
Or?
You said you did
vaginal, you did vaginal,
did you do vaginal?
C.
Oh, both times.
He was only four and a
half pounds at 38 weeks.
And you can deliver at 38 weeks.
The lungs are developed.
Small for gestational age.
What about the twins?
You didn't have a
c-section with the twins?
I had a c-section
with them, too.
CAMILLE: It's pretty odd to have
that conversation at dinner.
Ooh, how did you give birth?
I'm sorry.
I didn't.
I didn't have that experience.
I didn't carry my children.
I used a surrogate so, it's
hard to talk about that.
Because I can't relate to
anybody carrying a child.
The weird thing is, you
just schedule because I wanted
Paul there, being a surgeon.
But I went into labour the
night before, the night
before I was supposed to go in.
It was almost to a T.
And did you let
Paul in the room?
Was he going crazy
the whole time?
BRANDI: In the room, but up at
the shoulders, not down there.
But with Paul, you know
how Paul is like, listen.
You need to do it this way.
And he did.
BRANDI: What are
we doing tonight?
Better.
Come on, Kitty Cat.
I remember.
Cheers.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
BRANDI: She won't do anything.
She won't do anything.
Trust me.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
LISA: No, so true.
KIM: Are you OK?
YOLANDA: I'm tired.
LISA: Did you say, what?
YOLANDA: I just want
to go to bed and sleep.
But you guys can go on.
LISA: No.
TAYLOR: [INAUDIBLE]
[LAUGHTER]
I know I look like a
Hooters waitress, but I'm not.
LISA: Ha ha ha.
What is that?
It's a little
tiny bit of Patron.
Cheers, kitty cat.
Oh.
BRANDI: Yolanda is like,
I think I'm going to bed.
But I get it, we're getting
loud, obnoxious, not
making sense, not being ladies.
And I don't blame
her for going to bed.
I mean, she's the
sober one in the room.
And it's not fun to be sober.
Ha ha ha.
Cheers. Goodnight.
Bye.
Goodnight, darling.
See you.
Good night. OK.
See you.
Bye.
That's not what I want
to do in my time off.
I want to get up early
tomorrow morning.
I want to go for
a run, exercise.
And you know, have an Ojai day.
I'm going to go
with you, Yolanda.
Thank you all for coming and
having a great weekend with me.
LISA: Darling, are you going?
- Love you all.
You guys have fun.
I'm going to go night night.
You rest.
Yeah, I'm going to go rest.
And this is where I cut out.
If I could stay and have
fun with the party, I would.
But uh oh.
Kim's got to go.
Love you.
Good night.
I don't love you but I like you.
I don't love you either.
I don't like you, either.
I mean, I don't love you.
Oh!
[INAUDIBLE]
- I do like you.
- No, no.
I do like you.
I get that.
- Awkward.
- All right.
[LAUGHTER]
OK.
Woah.
OK.
KYLE: Coming up.
Ah!
Bitch.
KYLE: Well, that's
scaring me now.
LISA: Guys, stop it.
Stop. KYLE: Stop.
Stop.
Of course.
Please.
TAYLOR: I know.
Of course I would, Adrienne.
BRANDI: I don't know
what room I'm going to.
TAYLOR: We're going up.
Oh this [INAUDIBLE]
part of the house.
So Yolanda and Kim go to bed.
I wish I had had the wherewithal
to join them, for God's sake.
But I go with the girls.
This is lovely.
Hold on, guys.
[SNORE]
Ah!
KYLE: This butt is
so small, it's like.
Hit it again.
TAYLOR: But she's thinner
than I've ever been.
And no one ever
calls her anorexic.
Stop, that's not true.
I'm actually not.
You're way smaller than me.
Ha ha ha.
You wanna arm wrestle?
Holy shit.
Sweetheart.
Let's do it.
Arm wrestle.
If she wants to arm
wrestle me, bring it on.
KYLE: OK.
One, two, three.
Oh my god.
Taylor.
[LAUGHTER]
Bitch.
Airplane.
KYLE: Hey, hey.
[LAUGHTER]
KYLE: Oh, that's scaring me now.
LISA: Stop it.
Stop. KYLE: Stop.
Stop. Stop.
Say give.
BRANDI: I give. I give.
LISA: Stop it. Stop.
OK.
Perfect.
Brandi was winning.
Yeah.
You actually beat me.
I have no clue what is
going on with these girls.
Are you in?
You want to arm wrestle?
You should arm wrestle her.
You're like, you're
like, you're the guy.
I think there's more to this
arm wrestle than meets the eye.
I think Brandi wants
to really, really
grind her into the ground here.
Oh.
1, 2, 3.
Ow.
Adrienne's wrist.
[LAUGHTER]
I'll bring you down.
I said OK.
Let's arm wrestle.
Oh I grew up with all
brothers, it seemed natural.
[LAUGHTER]
You can't bend wrists.
It's like...
I'm doing it the way
you're supposed to do it.
I don't think
Adrienne understands
the concept of a lot of things.
But she knew what she
was doing when she went,
she's like, that's
how you cheat.
That's how you cheat.
So maybe that's her motto.
Women don't do this.
They're actually happening.
[SCREAMS]
All I do is win win win.
Woo woo woo woo.
[LAUGHTER]
[SCREAMS]
We've all had way
too much to drink
and the next thing you know
we're back in high school.
[LAUGHTER]
Do you have underwear on?
TAYLOR: She needs
fresh underwear.
Are they really fresh?
They're fresh.
I smelled them.
[LAUGHTER]
Come on, Kyle
Go!
[LAUGHTER]
It was fun.
Like, we let our hair down.
We let loose.
It was fun.
I mean, if anyone were to say
that it was anything worse
than that, they're stupid.
[CHEERING]
[SCREAMS]
[LAUGHTER]
You go.
I'll pin her down.
Go.
Woo!
Yeah.
That was so good.
Armstrong on the balance beam.
[LAUGHTER]
Woo!
My head fell on the ground.
I was surprised to see
Adrienne took her weave
out and did some work.
[LAUGHTER]
Yolanda missed all the fun.
[KNOCKING] Yolanda,
[KNOCKING] hello.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
Come on, get your
little Dutch ass up here.
Ha ha ha.
[LAUGHTER]
I'm thinking Yolanda
is going to come
up and give us all a spanking.
[LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
You guys were having so
much fun last night, huh?
Actually it was really good
for all of us, I think.
This is actually a
really good time.
I think those of us that
were close got closer.
And those of us that weren't.
Nah.
Kim and I, when we spend a
weekend like we have an Ojai,
and we don't end up fighting,
that's a good thing.
KIM: All of us had fun.
Was it good for Kyle and
I as sisters to reconnect?
I don't think so.
Hi, honey.
Morning.
How are you?
That was so fun.
Wasn't it?
Look at how cute you are.
I got my little hotel slippers.
Did you hear a thumping and
a lot of noise last night?
Oh my gosh,
I was feeling so bad for you.
I was even saying, Yolanda.
I'm sorry.
It sounded pretty crazy.
But you know...
It was crazy.
...once the alcohol
start taking effect.
Oh my god.
We were like...
[WHISTLE]
- I'm done.
- See ya.
I know.
You know, not...
I don't want to spend
my nights like that.
I want to sleep and rest up.
And go home and be
back with my kids.
It was very funny.
Then Adrienne was like,
I can do backflips.
And then Adrienne started.
Oh my gosh.
How cute?
And then of course,
we had to start.
Lisa and I go, wait
I can do a handstand.
That's funny.
We were Like a bunch of...
Little kids.
...ten year olds.
Yeah.
No, I exercised this morning.
I was up at 6.
Worked out in the room.
Yolanda's making
me feel guilty that I
didn't get up and work out.
I mean, I'm on vacation.
You know, to me, I don't
think there's anything
worse than drunk women.
Honestly.
It's like I don't mind
people having a drink.
But there's nothing more
unclassy of women that,
you know, that are out of
control of their behaviour.
She may want to find
a new crowd of friends.
Anyway.
Everything good?
LISA: Everything's, OK.
It's like, I don't feel
like I've been on vacation.
[LAUGHTER]
Like, I've been...
KYLE: Oh, shagged through
a hedge backwards.
Yeah.
Camille?
Is this yours or mine?
I can't remember.
Because I know we have
one, is this mine or yours?
That's yours.
Last night was so,
Yolanda heard everything.
Can you believe?
Her room is beneath ours.
She's like, what
was all that racket?
Yeah, it did get a
little kooky last night.
Hi.
How are you?
Good, how about you?
Hello.
Hi, how are you?
Hi.
Yeah, I bet you
are in that jacket.
Hi.
Wow, my...
Did you get a blue bag?
KIM: My jewellery
bag weighs a tonne.
Just joking.
KYLE: That was so
much fun everybody.
ADRIENNE: Yeah.
KYLE: Wasn't it fun?
CAMILLE: I am so proud of Kim.
She put this magnificent
trip together for us
to celebrate her sobriety.
And I hope she
can keep it going.
Ha ha.
TAYLOR: Coming up.
KYLE: I'm sorry I went,
jumped down your throat.
ADRIENNE: No, no, no, no, no.
BRANDI: I'm calling bush
on it and they won't.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
KYLE: I love an English accent.
Everybody does.
No, they don't.
Yes, they do.
Oh, stop it.
LISA: Kyle seems to
think that she can
impersonate me all the time.
Which she can, I
don't take offence.
But if I do one little
thing, impersonate anybody
in this group, it
turns into a big deal.
Let me hear it.
OK, that's it.
I'm done.
I've lost my accent.
I'm not going to speak with
an English accent anymore.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh god.
I'd like to just hear you
say, I'm so glad we're home.
OK.
I'm so glad we're home.
Home
[LAUGHTER]
That's her imitation of you.
Right.
KIM: I'm so glad we're home.
I'm so glad we're home.
Right? KIM: Yeah
What else do you want me to say?
KIM: I'd like you all to
have a really good day.
I really want to
have a really good day.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
No, I didn't say that.
KYLE: Not to bring
up a touchy subject.
- No.
- But when she said...
I think it's so inappropriate.
When you said, shut
the fuck up to Adrienne.
ADRIENNE: Somebody crying.
Uh oh.
Call it out.
ADRIENNE: Call it out?
What are you talking about?
BRANDI: That means,
shut the fuck up.
I, I'm sorry I went to
jump down your throat.
However I was like, there
was a nice way to it.
And then you were
like, you know,
I didn't.
I said it's inappropriate.
OK. OK.
And I kicked your little butt.
I did apologise for saying F.
Really Kyle, you have to
bring this up again now,
when we're all getting along.
All I meant was like,
there's a way to say it.
You know?
I don't want to argue.
We all have very
feisty personalities.
ADRIENNE: No, no, no, no.
My intentions weren't to
draw attention to her.
My intentions were to...
We were having a
lovely conversation.
...wonder how she was.
I don't think it
was on anybody's part.
No. CAMILLE:
Yeah, so.
Like, she said it
three or four times.
And that's when I...
No no no.
Yeah, you did.
I just said it twice.
I think.
And whether I said it
three or four times,
it wasn't done
intentionally to...
BRANDI: It was to let everyone
at the table know that there
was something happening.
No, I thought
something was wrong.
What's wrong with that?
No, no.
But you didn't need to
let the whole table know.
I just felt like.
Well, we always know everything.
I'm calling bullshit on it.
And they won't.
These girls like, if you
don't say it to their face,
they're going to like
pretend it didn't happen.
Those weren't my intentions.
So that's what it
seems like to me.
OK.
But I'm telling you now,
those weren't my intentions.
And my intentions were
to see how she's feeling.
Period.
I don't think that way.
BRANDI: It was unnecessary
to have the whole table
think that I was attacking Kim.
And something was happening.
No, it wasn't about
you attacking Kim.
I didn't even know that
you two were talking.
I just heard that
she was crying.
I was just wondering
what the problem was.
OK.
So we uh,
God, let's not make a
mountain out of a mole hill.
God.
I personally feel the Brandi
is just looking for a fight.
And looking for something
to argue with me about.
I have no idea why.
You know when there's a
lot of bottled up emotions
and somebody says something.
It triggers it and you go hey.
And I think it's a
conversation that her
and I need to have without...
All I know is, you know,
you guys were friends.
I didn't, I could tell
there was something there.
But I don't know what.
It's not a group
conversation kind of thing.
KYLE: Got it.
I do feel like if Adrienne
and I don't nip this in the bud
right now, it's
going to get ugly.
That's life.
No, of course it is.
We all have different feelings.
Let's sit and have
a conversation
and make it go away.
I would do that in a heartbeat.
I don't think she will.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
KIM: Next time on The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Have you had days where
you thought, I might relapse.
I have people that make me
feel frustrated and emotional.
BRANDI: Like Kyle, right?
Is this person at the table?
LISA: Whenever you see
somebody you love going off
into surgery, there's
a worry because I
couldn't live without him.
Hey, darling.
Feel OK?
Darling?
Oh, the secret man
is out and about.
PAUL: We just heard comments
that that bitch made.
So I want to get out of here.
You are a bitch.
What Brandi is saying is
character assassination.
Fuck you.
PAUL: You're a piece of shit.
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