The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 3, Episode 19 - Finale - full transcript

ANNOUNCER: This season

of Beverly Hills..."

That's beautiful!

Woo!

Lisa, don't!

Lisa!

Oh, my god!

[LAUGHTER]

We should renew our vows.

Do we have to do that
consummation thing again?

Well, of course.



[LAUGHTER]

You want it to be
the same as it was.

But don't you realise that
you keep saying things.

You're manipulative.

You hold a grudge.

You do this.

You do that.

I never accused you of anything.

I just know that she'll
never have my back.

Whatever!

[INAUDIBLE] evil!

Five times, heard you.

Blah, done that.

Every time my phone
rang in the night



I thought they were gonna
say your sister's gone.

Aw, somebody's crying.

Uh-oh.

Shut the [BLEEP] up.

My gosh.

Let me explain something
to you very quickly here, OK?

So listen up. - Oh.

OK.

Let me be very clear with you.

I was left with $700,000 in debt
and at $1.59 million lawsuit.

I had one book deal.

Don't you guys can just
discuss like normal women?

My advice?

Yeah?

Why you're asking us?

Ask Brandi.

Brandi, what really did go
down between you and Adrienne?

She lies a lot.

We all know this one
major lie to be true.

And it just annoys
the [BLEEP] out of me

that she keeps lying about it.

She wanted to meet
up and talk about you.

What does she want to
talk about me for, then?

BRANDI: She was gonna
have a go with you.

Are you kidding me?

You did not to say that.

I am not lying, bitch!

I am not lying.
- Called my wife a bitch?

And you thought that
I never called you?

[BLEEP] you.

You're a piece of [BLEEP].

And what I've seen from
you, Brandi, is a lot

of really cruel behaviour.

I think you viciously
attack people.

I don't viciously attack people.

WOMAN: Well, you do.

He's not gonna want
these plates here.

God bless you.

We want our plates here.

[LAUGHTER]

Go ahead.

Typical dig, typical insult.

Are you serious?

[LAUGHTER]

He looks a little pathetic.

It's getting worse.

It's not getting better.

Just wait a minute.

Come here.

Move

What could be more important
than being with your family

and your children?

I'm leaving.

I'm wondering if Adrienne
is going to come tonight.

I'm pretty shocked
to learn that Paul

and Adrienne have separated.

No matter how many
Chanels you borrow,

you will never, ever be a lady.

That's pathetic.

LISA: Life isn't all diamonds
and rose, but it should be.

BRANDI: Money doesn't
give your class.

It just gives you money.

ADRIENNE: No Know your friends.

Show your enemies the door.

TAYLOR: I fought too hard for
this zip code go home now.

YOLANDA: I like to have
fun, but I don't play games.

KIM: Life is a journey.

And I'm finding
myself every day.

KYLE: I'm born and
raised in Beverly Hills.

This is my town.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Starcy, can you get these
two lovely ladies a drink?

If you're not too busy.

Look at those shoes.

[INTERPOSING VOICES]

I love it, right?

Why not?

[LAUGHING]

Linda just got here.

Shall I go say hello?

Yeah, if you want to.

Are they good together?

I made them be good together.

I like that.

David, I love you.

And I might see in Portofino.

Thank you for having me.

Bye, baby.

Have fun.

WOMAN: Bye.

Have a good time.

WOMAN: Love you.

Oh, we love you so much.

WOMAN: Bye!

Why is there a priest?

So wait, maybe...

Look at the heart.

Well, there's... she's got
something up her sleeve.

There's a big heart.

Is it Valentine's Day?

Somebody's getting married.

That's why the priest
is here, the heart.

Someone's getting married.

Hello.

Oh, what's that?

Hi.

What's up?

Well, you know Sharon and Simon.

How are you?

Good to see you.

How are you?

Looks amazing.

The view is incredible.

Really, I broke up a family?

Oh, my god.

Do you believe that?

Yeah, I'm blamed for everything.

Do you feel good about
yourself, breaking up a family?

I do.

Adrienne and Paul, you
put them through hell.

Well, who is she even to
walk into this conversation?

We're [INAUDIBLE] three friends.

You can go.

Look, we were having
a decent conversation.

Yeah, it was fine. And she...

Actually getting ugly.

And you know...

JENNIFER: Wait, wait, wait.

I was with Kim.

What happened?

Nothing.

It's just I was trying to have
a conversation with Marissa.

And then Faye comes over and
puts her big, fat [BLEEP]

dick on the table.

JENNIFER: Are you kidding me?

No!

What went down?

She's so rude.

She's just awful.

You can go.

This has nothing to do with you.

Yeah, [INAUDIBLE] conversation.

I'm not going anywhere,
and you've ruined a family.

And you've ruined a family?

She said that.

She said that?

- She dared to say that.
- Oh, really?

It's your responsibility?

Yeah.

I said, how dumb can you be?

Shee, shee, shee, shee.

Mwah.

This is the new kiss.

This is the new Beverly
Hills kiss, the chin.

[LAUGHTER]

You want to talk to Marissa?

I'll get Marissa, and
you and Marissa talk.

Yeah?

WOMAN: Sure.

Marissa?

Let's finish talking.

Yeah, Marissa, let's
finish that conversation.

No, I know. I was coming.

- That's crazy.
- I know.

- Do you want...
- Anyway...

Do you guys [INAUDIBLE]?

It's probably nothing
to do with Faye.

You know, [INAUDIBLE].

No.

She... she... well, she... she
says she was protecting me.

She didn't come back you...

Back you up.

She came to trash
her in front of us.

She didn't back you up.

What does a Chanel
bag have to do...

And Adrienne's breakup have
to do with our conversation?

That's true.

OK, fine, you're right.

So when I got the text
from you, I was like, what?

I get this text.

From?

Brandi.

And it says, I think I
know what will be great...

What will save your marriage.

You each should give
each other a hall pass.

If something was bothering
her, she should have come to me

and not talked to a
bunch of catty bitches

at a party about it.

Hall pass, what's a hall pass?

Does that mean we each go
sleep with other people?

What is that?

She was joking.

No, no, I wasn't joking.

No, I said instead of throwing
your husband under the bus

and saying I want to
sleep with someone else.

I don't know what I want to do.

I like this.

This... he's not my type.

Instead of doing that,
it would be really

interesting if you
guys just take a break,

like a hall pass each.

I don't give the
best advice, clearly.

It's supposed to be a
beautiful, romantic night,

a celebration of our vows.

I have put a lot of
effort into this party.

I don't want to hear it.

I say what a lot of
women I know are thinking.

So I'm the person who says, when
I'm with all my girlfriends...

Well, you don't have
to protect your husband.

No, I do.

And... and... I totally agree
with you 100%, 1,000%.

Don't ever put a girl down
in front of other women if you

really like her because,
you know, that's really... it

loses trust between two girls.

And we're a group of women.

We should all stand
up for each other

and... and... and be honest.

But if I was mad, it would have

been a whole different thing.

Clear it up now, but
there's another thing.

YOLANDA: You see, but the
cool this is, Marissa,

at least you can admit it.

No. I do admit.

YOLANDA: And at
least you can say...

You know what?

No, no, I have one question.

Wait, one more question.

And I don't know who [INAUDIBLE]

because no one will tell me.

But someone said
that I would sleep

with any man, like, a
married man, or I flirt

with everyone's husband?
- Someone did.

I didn't say that.

[INAUDIBLE] said, OK.

And I told you who said that.

I don't remember.

Who said that?

Was that Faye?

That was Faye.

I love the earrings.

Thank you, honey.

You know, I rotate my jewellery
like I rotate my tyres.

[LAUGHING] Some
people rotate tyres.

I rotate my jewellery.

I like that.

I thought you rotate men.

Well, that too.

[BLEEP]

Linda Thompson is one
of my closest friends.

And she was married
to David Foster.

They were together
for, like, 20 years.

I have to tell you
that I have not been...

You know, Yolanda started
hanging out with my friends.

And it's been really
hard for me, Linda.

LINDA THOMPSON: Oh, why?

No, but I mean, I don't
like to hear from other girls,

like, oh, she's
talking about you.

You're gonna have to let
me talk before you talk.

No, no, I'll let you talk.

Because of your
relationship with David,

it was like I went into
the relationship with them.

And I... I just went in with,
like, I don't want to like you.

It's been a struggle
for me to be really open

and welcoming to Yolanda
because of my loyalty

to Linda Thompson.

Linda and David
had a bad divorce.

It lasted for some time,
and my friend was hurt.

And I'm really
loyal to my friends.

I guess what I need
to know from you

is if moving forward, if
I'm friends with them,

if it's gonna hurt us.

Oh, honey, never.

Are you kidding?

I would feel horrible
if you weren't.

I would feel really awful
if you weren't able to be.

I just don't want you to ever
think I wasn't loyal to you

because I love you so much.

Oh, I know, honey.

Oh, my god, of course not.

I want you to be friends.
- And I know that he hurt you.

And it just is something
that's hard for me.

No, but it... that's years ago.

I mean, and I've...

I've so moved past that.

OK, I love you.

I just wanted to clear
that with you before.

Where's Faye?

There's... there's Faye.

Uh-oh.

What happened?

What's going on?

They're talking.

Oh, my lord.

Who's talking?

What's wrong?

You think that I get
Brandi to say things for me.

I think you get her
all worked up, yes.

Like what?

Say what?

Say all the things that
she's said about Adrienne.

So you think she doesn't...

Oh, no, she's got her own
issues with Adrienne, nothing

to do with me. - Why?
But why?

I don't understand why
that would be, though.

Well, why don't
you ask her that?

That's a real insult to me.

That's a real
insult to me, Faye.

Oh, honey, I don't
want to insult you.

- Well, that's a real insult.
- This is your home.

And I would never insult you.

Well, that is an insult.

Well, that wasn't an insult.

So you think I get Brandi
to speak on my behalf?

I think...

I think it's a bloody
insult to say to the hostess

of a party you're manipulative.

I do not tell her what to say.

You defend her.

Of course I defend her.

And of course... right.

I do defend her, absolutely.

Right.

But what about the other night,
the man that she was hooking up

with at the white party.

What do you mean the
man was hooking up with?

She was in the bathroom kissing.

That is not true.

That is incorrect information.

Faye is being a little
hypocritical here.

Faye is actually guilty of
what she was accusing Brandi

of, spreading malicious gossip.

I just wish that we would stop...

I opened the door.
No, hold on for a second.

...playing chess and
everybody start getting...

OK, you've been talking to Kyle.

I haven't been taking to Kyle.

Being in a friendship
with you is like playing

chess with Bobby Fischer.

Every move is so
calculated [INAUDIBLE]..

Thanks, Kyle.

I just think that everything
is just a plot and a plan.

And it's just...

So you think...

OK, well, that's such an
insult. So you think...

I am not trying to insult you.

Yeah, well you have.

I don't like it.

I don't either.

Let's not fight.
I don't want to fight with you.

I'm fighting with you.

I'm really insulted
by what you said.

Oh, please, Faye.

Really?

I know where this comes from.

I mean, she's Kyle
and Adrienne's friend.

Checkmate, bitch.

It would be nice if
she did a little bit

less harm because she's doing a
lot of harm to a lot of people.

I mean, Adrienne and
Paul are now separated.

You know they've
been through hell.

Oh, she's got nothing
to do with that.

Oh, really?

Faye's really
getting on my nerves.

If she wasn't a friend
of Kyle's, I would

be kicking her out of here.

Yeah, but I take resentment
for is that you turn around

and you saying, I get her.

I get her to say...

Say things on my behalf?

Are you serious?

I think that you
get her worked up.

Look at you.

You've been Kyle's
mouthpiece many times.

I'm my own person, sweetheart.

When I see something
that's unjust, I say it.

OK, come on.

I'm not laughing.

Be careful.

YOLANDA: All right.

She says she thinks that
I tell you what to say

and I wind you up.

And I take offence to that.

I take offence to that, because
if anything, I love her,

but I try and calm her down.

I take offence to that.

I think she fights your battles.

That's all I think.

And by the way, I
think that that's

what friends typically do.

Oh, my god.

I really don't like
getting involved

when other people are arguing.

Now I see a potentially
volatile situation.

But I am just pointing it out.

So you don't fight
Kyle's battles?

I fight my own battles.

I fight battles with...

You just fight...

You... you just
came to the table,

and you're fighting Adrienne's
battle, first of all.

- Yeah.
- And second of all...

- I wonder why.
- And second of all...

- I wonder why.
- And second... wait.

Let me speak.

And second of all, you
were fighting Kyle's battle

the other day because you
said in front of everybody

how, you know, Brandi went into
the bathroom with a boyfriend,

which, by the way, you didn't
see, but it was hearsay.

So you're fighting
other people's battles.

She was found in
the bathroom with...

Not by any of us.
FAYE: Not a lot of clothes on.

- Not any... by any of us.
- What?

WOMAN: [INAUDIBLE], ,
you guys, no, no.

In one of... a child's room.

All I know is it was
inappropriate to do.

You're a mother.

And if you guys like that stuff
at your homes, that's great.

But these are family,
and these are kids.

You didn't see it.

Well, if Portia had
walked into the bathroom...

And the door wasn't even locked.

It was 1:00 AM!

The door wasn't even...

Was Portia... is
Portia awake at 1:00 AM?

By the way, these are
my godchildren, Kyle's...

Kyle's children.

And when I see
something inappropriate

happen to one of them...

Did you see it?

Faye, [INAUDIBLE].

[INTERPOSING VOICES]

They were probably
playing Tiddlywinks.

I'm sure they were
playing Tiddlywinks.

ANNOUNCER: Coming up...

WOMAN: So she hurt you too.

What do you mean, too.

OK, in addition to,
she hurt my sister.

What do you mean in addition to?

She really hurt me.

YOLANDA: But Faye...

I'm being attacked
by every single one...

No, no, no.

No, you're not being attacked.

Well, I have been all night.

You actually asked me to
leave a little while ago.

No, no.

You walked... no, Faye, that...

No, we were in a
conversation, the three of us.

I needed them to
work something out.

And I was the person
that tried to do that.

You walked into
the conversation...

Unfortunately, when
I see somebody that's...

That is innocent, I feel nervous
for them, especially, you know,

when there's two of you.
- Did she ask for your help?

No, she hasn't
asked me for my help.

And did... she didn't ask you.

And you came in anyway.

I think it's rude.

You know something?

This is super boring, honestly.

BRANDI: Then you should go.

I'm getting really, really
bored with this conversation.

But you never want to leave.

Stop asking me
to leave the place.

This [INAUDIBLE] not yours.
- Then stop staying it's boring.

If it's boring, you should go.

Well, this conversation
right now, it's just...

It's just boring at this point.
- Go.

I think if you're
bored, you should go.

Oh, I'm sure you do, love,
'cause you're so innocent.

Oh, my gosh, I never
said I was innocent.

There's nothing
innocent about me.

We know that.

Listen, you guys have obviously

had a problem with each
other for a long time now.

It's not like...

Yeah, but excuse me.

She's insulting me. So...

OK, but this is not
about you right now.

We're talking about
their situation.

Well, it is about me
because she insulted me.

[INAUDIBLE]. No, no, I know.

It is about me.
It started about me.

OK, well, I didn't
hear that part.

Well, exactly.

She insulted me.

And she says I get
Brandi to talk for me.

Really?

That's a [BLEEP] insult.
So come on, Kyle, here's

your last chance.

Back me up.

If you're not sure that
something they're saying

isn't true and it's just
to try to discredit me,

as those things were...

I will work on
that, like I said.

And it was not to hurt you.

It seems like she has enough
problems going on right now.

Faye is not the first
person to think that Brandi

is Lisa's mouthpiece.

She's just the first one
to say it to Lisa's face.

I don't know her from Adam.

I don't know why...

Thank god.

You're... you're
obsessed with me.

You... you can't stop...
- I am not obsessed with you.

BRANDI: You are.

All you do is talk about
me what think about me.

That is not true. By the way...

You're always at me.

And I don't know you.

I don't know you.

FAYE: I don't know you either.
- Then stop talking about me.

And I don't want to know you.

But I'd like for you
to stop hurting people

that I do care for.

- What are you talking about?
- Because you individually...

YOLANDA: [INAUDIBLE]
the other night.

Stop talking about me.

Oh, the one time.

Really?

No, it's more than one time.

When I see you, I don't even
who the [BLEEP] you are.

I don't know your last name.

Is it Arsnik?

You're such a liar.

Why do... that's another
pretty little lie.

- Let's go sit down.
- I mean, it's so obvious.

Please.

Let's go sit down.

I can't take it.

You can't take it?

No, I know you guys obviously...

Really, I can't.

Don't touch me.

I'm not gonna touch you.

Excuse me.

I'm, like, shocked.

I mean everything that's
come out of her mouth

so far is extremely below
the belt and uncalled for.

That's my opinion.

And for whatever it's worth,
it's might be worth nothing.

But I mean, you know?

Faye seems to be a troublemaker.

She seems to like
to stir the pot.

That seems to be her specialty.

She doesn't know me.

All she does is come
after me for no reason.

Like, she's obviously
speaking for somebody else.

No, she's been very
defensive because

of the whole Adrienne thing.

And I get that.

But you guys obviously
don't get along.

But she's just trying
to... she's trying

to tell somebody that you take
a battle for somebody else.

I don't know Faye.

And she's... she's
at me about game

night and at me about the things
that she wasn't there for.

So whose battle is she fighting?

Do you know what I mean?

I... all I know is you guys
have never gotten along well.

And I say that...

I had that dinner
party, and you guys...

What do you mean?
I don't even know her.

No, I know.

But that night,
you got so upset.

Because she came at me
after game right and things

that she wasn't even around for.

I feel like she really
thinks about me a lot.

[LAUGHING] OK.

Well...

No, but is she speaking for you?

And who is she speaking for?

I just don't understand.

Well, not for me because
I can speak for myself.

And... and you and
I have been fine.

[INAUDIBLE] for me.

No, I like you.

I'm not saying I don't.

And I'd like you too.

Yes, we've had our problems.

It's not about that.

But she... and I don't
need her to speak for me.

BRANDI: No, I know.

So who... she doesn't know me.

I think it's
because... it all started

with the Adrienne thing.

I didn't wreck
Adrienne's marriage at all.

They have their own issues.

Well, we don't need this to
be a big nightmare here tonight.

No, I have no issue
with you or you.

I honestly feel like we've all...

And even you, even.

[LAUGHING] That's nice!

I feel like we've
come a long way.

Don't leave me out

I just don't know her.

And so I'm not going
to fight with her.

I really just
cannot get involved

in everybody's problems.

I'm not doing this
"pick a side."

I'm not doing it.

I don't want to do that.

In Faye's defence, in
her mind, she's already

upset with Brandi. - So...

...because of... hold
on, let me finish.

She's already upset with
Brandi because of her fight

with Adrienne.

And she feels that she's hurt
Adrienne and Paul's family.

Wait [INAUDIBLE].

I'm sorry.

But how can you keep going?

And I know I'm...

I've made up with Brandi.

But how can you
sit here and keep

going she's hurt Adrienne, when
she hurt me the most at first?

I'm just serious.
- Of course, OK, that too.

I know.

But I'm just... it bothers me to
keep hearing she hurt Adrienne.

That's in addition to.

It really... but I know,
but you keep saying.

OK, fine. Kim, fine.

- What do you mean fine?
- So she hurt you too?

What do you mean fine? Too?

OK, in addition to,
she hurt my sister.

What do you mean in addition to?

She really hurt me.

KYLE: I know that.

I know that.

And mind was...

I... I just don't know.

You keep going
she hurt Adrienne.

She hurt Adrienne.

She really, really hurt me.

I understand that.

My point is as much as it maybe
bothers you, we have made up

and we've moved on.

Really?

And I... I wouldn't
even... regardless

if it hurt you or not...
- I'm just...

KYLE: I'm not going to...
- Regardless.

It's regardless.
And... and... but real quick.

It's regardless.

Kim, I'm not saying
she didn't hurt you.

I'm saying... would
it make you feel

better if I say in addition
to that, she hurt you?

My... the whole point
of the story is...

In addition just
makes it feel so minor.

OK, I'm explaining
Faye's position right now.

[INAUDIBLE], Kyle.

Would make me feel
better if you said

says she hurt my sister, in
addition she hurt Adrienne.

DWIGHT:

We all know that.

But the point here
is not to bash Brandi.

I'm not here to attack Brandi.

I'm here to explain
Faye's position.

DWIGHT I just want to clarify.

We've already done
the Brandi thing.

We've already talked about that.

But that's [INAUDIBLE].

Well, maybe I'm not done.

Maybe it still hurts me. Hello?

KYLE: Oh, I understand that.

And I understand that.

And you're my sister.

I will always protect you.

I just want you to forget that
that was a very painful thing

for me that I went through. I...

Kim, I'm not gonna forget that
you went through a hard time.

No, I just... when you
put it so secondary,

Kyle, it feels to me...

KYLE: Because...

There's no going because.

I am not talking about
my issues with Brandi.

KIM: It doesn't matter.
Just don't forget.

No. Listen to me.

KIM: I'm not gonna
listen to you.

You listen to me.

I'm not talking about
my issues with Brandi.

I'm explaining Faye's position.

I understand.

But just don't forget.

KYLE: I didn't forget.

I haven't forgotten.

OK.

Because that was very
painful for me, really.

So just do me a favour,
acknowledge it, OK?

KYLE: I acknowledged
it plenty of times.

YOLANDA: OK, so
leave it like that.

[INTERPOSING VOICES]

KYLE: I've acknowledged
it plenty of times.

But you're not getting
why I didn't talk...

I do get why.

Just when you put
it so secondary

and you forget about it,
because that was really...

KYLE: I wasn't going
through the list of things

that Brandi's done, OK?

I'd be here all [BLEEP] day.

It's what really pushed
me into one of the biggest

depression of my life.

Don't forget it.

Shh, guys, guys,
let's not start.

Really.

I'm simply explaining...

Just acknowledge
what she's saying.

It really is one of the
biggest, most depressing...

KYLE:

I did.

I just like to have it not be...

Just remember. YOLANDA: I know.

I know. Shh.

Shh-shh. Shh.

It wasn't her life
that was destroyed.

She did it to me once.

You are a liar and
second, alcoholic.

Brandi did it to
me the second time.

At least I don't do crystal
meth in the bathroom all night

long, bitch.

It did affect my kids and me.

It almost killed me.

Well, I think that's the main...

Listen...

That's OK.

Let's just, you know, drop it.

You know, it's a party.

ANNOUNCER: Coming up...

Oh my god, you
guys, Adrienne's here.

KIM: Huh?

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, yes!

Pandora and Jason, it's
their year anniversary.

But they don't want to
take any of the spotlight.

For some reason, they
said, no, we want

to take a back seat tonight.

We've done one year.

You've done 30.

I met your father when I was
21, which was 30 years ago.

I waited a long time to
get married, three months.

[LAUGHTER]

Well, you waited, like,
five years to have me.

I know.

Well, yeah, I was
a baby, four years.

It seems to work.

30 years now?

Yep, I know, right?

They all shake their head
as I walked down the aisle.

I can clearly say now
that they were wrong.

I hope for them, that
they have the same as us.

And maybe I will
try to encourage her

and teach her to treat
her husband the way

I've treated her father.

1982, what were
you doing in 1982?

Your father.

[LAUGHING]

And it wasn't...

I do.

[SIGHING]

Oh my god, you
guys, Adrienne's here.

What?

Oh, my gosh!

Hey, are you OK?

Yeah.

Not really.

Oh, Adrienne!

I am shocked to see Adrienne
walking into Lisa's house.

What's happening?

I've been trying to
reach you for days.

ADRIENNE: I know.

Her eyes and her nose are red.

I can see that she has been
probably crying all day.

What has happened?

I don't understand.

[CRYING]

Shh.

Adrienne, we're here for you.

Is Adrienne here?

Yeah.

MARISSA: Have you gone
in there to sit with her?

No, literally, I've
just come downstairs.

But, no, she must
have arrived, and then

they've gathered round.

So maybe I'll just go...

Is she crying?

...see.

I don't know.

I thought she'd
come [INAUDIBLE]..

That's OK.

It's fine.

MARISSA: Oh, my god.

KYLE: It's OK.

We're here for you, OK?

MARISSA: Oh, hon.

I'm so sorry.

BRANDI: Hi, honey.

Are you OK?

You know, I don't know.

For the last few weeks, it's
been very difficult with...

With Paul and I. You
know, you get to a point

where a break has to be made.

So now we've split.

But I know as far as my
children, they're my life.

And so far, it's very
hard to be away for them,

because I've never
away from them.

So...

And you're gonna have
to give that part up.

And... - No.

To have to do that is
extremely, extremely painful.

That I know.

And you know.

And Kim knows.

So, you know it... it just...
It's tough because I just

got served with papers tonight.

And I'm dealing with it.

I'm [INAUDIBLE].

Tonight?

Yeah.

He served you with
the divorce papers

or just separation papers?

We're separating.

I was very surprised
that Adrienne

came to our wedding
anniversary and didn't

even have the decency...

The decency... to come
and find Lisa and I

and say that she
was sorry for being

late, typical, typical
bloody Adrienne.

I know.

Where's Paul?

I mean, I don't
know what to say.

Yeah.

[INAUDIBLE] Adrienne.

OK.

Did the kids know?

They know now?

I talked to them,
but they won't be home.

So you know, they're all crying.

I want to just
support, you know...

You know, children
are very resilient.

They are.

But the kids want their mother.

I mean, I'm... I'm
just being honest.

They want me to be there.

Let me ask you a question.

I know you're saying
you're worried

about having to give them up and
splitting your time with them.

But what about you and Paul?

What about your relationship?

There's fundamental
issues we need to work on.

And you know... you know, I...

I hope that... that... that we can
move in a positive direction.

[SIGHS]

You know, I feel sorry for
her, obviously, you know?

I mean, going through
divorce is the worst thing

that can happen to a woman.

But I just feel like Adrienne
has had so many opportunities

to come back into
the group, you know,

just show a little bit
of her vulnerable side.

And we would have all
rallied around her.

But she's just... you know,
she's on such a high horse

and like she's above
all of us, you know?

Yeah.

But I don't see
her as a fighter.

You know what I'm saying?

She might not be able to...

Be able to or want to
deal with the wrath.

Well, [INAUDIBLE], I mean...

You know what I mean?

The other night when we
were standing in a circle

at her party, and she...

Come on.

Oh, because she was instigating?

Yeah, she was
totally instigating.

I just don't want to throw
somebody under... under the bus.

You don't want to throw
anybody under the bus.

But you're throwing all
of us under the bus.

She's throwing all of us
under the bus every single time.

Now, you, you, all of us.

If you don't like fighting, then

you don't instigate fights.

No, you're right.

[LAUGHING] But she was also...

You know, she's also angry
for what has happened to her.

I know, but nobody
was [INAUDIBLE]

except for her and Brandi.

Right.

And instead of,
you know, working...

No, I see what you're saying.
I see what you're saying.

You'd rather just between...

Be between the two of
them and deal with it.

- Yeah, I mean...
- And then... yeah.

You know, sometimes life
throws things at us that might

not be there at the right time.

But, you know, you
got to deal with it.

The whole entire group is
now, you know, away from her.

Done with it.

And we're are all like, OK.

Yeah.

You know, it's a little
late to show up now

after three months,
the day you announce

your divorce from your husband.

Do you think that's the right
time to show up at a party,

and everybody's been
drinking and eating.

No, I'm surprised.

I'm surprised she's here.

I... I wouldn't be able to...

I probably wouldn't have
the guts to show up.

Neither the desire.

Or the desire to come.

I really wanted to work on this

and try to figure
out a solution.

I'm hoping that we could
get the right counselling.

And my children are
kind of shocked.

Is he willing to
go to counselling?

Yeah, he is.

He is willing to go?

That's really good.

That's important.

ADRIENNE: Yeah.
I mean, it's always...

I mean, you guys...

I know you guys bicker.

But you guys love each other.

We do.

It's just, you know,
finding that... that...

I think when things get tougher
and we're in a very difficult

situation in our lives.

And you've had a tough year.

Right.

What's important to
me is my children.

You know, I want to get back
obviously to my children.

So Kyle, I know it's Lisa's day.

I don't want to, you
know, be the downer.

So congratulate her for me.

Lisa didn't really come over
to see how I was feeling.

She saw me over there.

She didn't come over.

And to me, that's very
cold and cold hearted

that she couldn't
even, for one time,

say I'm really sorry to
hear about what's going on.

So thank you, guys.

Group hug.

We love you.

It was, I think, a
good idea to come by.

Yeah, at least
you got makeup on.

Well, we got... we tried
to leave you a message,

but your message...

I know.

Well, everybody's
leaving messages.

I know.

Your voice mail's full.

I'm like having to find
out what's happened on TMZ.

I know.

It's strange to
me that in this town

I find out of my
friend's getting

divorced on the internet.

I mean, you'd think we'd be
hearing it from our friends

first not the internet.

But welcome to Beverly Hills.

Yeah, it's pretty
bad when the stories

filed with TMZ before it
is with Superior Court.

MAN: Can I walk you out?

Yeah.

[INAUDIBLE]

I am a very strong woman.

But I'm not made of stone.

I do have feelings.

I felt it was OK to
let my guard down.

You know who your
true friends are when

you go through a
very difficult time

and who's there to support you.

[SIGHS] Adrienne was just here.

Right.

I didn't want to come intrude.

I was kind of busy doing
stuff for the kids.

She wanted us to
pass on the message

that she wanted to be
here to support you

but she's to upset tonight.

She sends her love.

But she can't be around
anybody right now.

I think Adrienne
and Paul are very

well aware that this wasn't
just a housewarming party.

It was a chance for us to
renew our vows and our love

for each other.

So to me, it seems like the
timing's a little strange.

KYLE: She was served tonight.

She was served?

So he's divorcing her?

I see this.

I'm thinking, why... why are
you throwing in the towel so...

So quickly?

So easily.

I haven't seen the
build up to that.

Last times I've seen
them they've been happy.

But how do you
file for separation?

It sounds kind of strange.

LISA: I don't
understand that, yeah.

You file for divorce.

LISA: Divorce, yeah.

No, you can file for legal
separation in California.

LISA: You can? - Mm-hmm.

KYLE: So what does that mean?

It means that at
that point, if you file

for legal separation, any
income you earn after that point

is not community property.

I mean, it's sad.

If she uses as...

How do I say that in
a nonjudgmental way?

You don't.

Don't say anything,
that's right.

She puts such distance
between all of us and herself.

But I think the day you
announce your separation

from your husband is a good
day to stay home and retract

and do some soul searching.

We can't give up on it yet.

Who knows?

Maybe they'll put
it back together.

ANNOUNCER: Coming up...

Adrienne's come, and then
she said her marriage is over,

and then suddenly I'm going
to be renewing my vows.

It just doesn't feel right.

I'm certain they have
an ironclad prenup.

I mean, she was born
with too much to walk

into a relationship
without having that.

KYLE: Well, also,
they didn't even

make 10 years, which
legally, that puts them

in a very different position.

How long have they
been together now?

Nine.

You make 10 years, it's a very
different position legally.

But he filed for it, though.

Yeah.

But he was also dressed like
a tree last time I looked.

So I'm very... maybe
he's lost his marbles.

Well, that's a
reason for divorce.

You didn't him as a tree.

WOMAN: I just saw a picture
of dressed like a tree.

Oh.

I'm looking at these
beautiful people.

And then I see you.

[CLAPPING]

KIM: Was he the only tree there?

What was she?

She was a bush.

[LAUGHING] Lisa.

A big, hairy bush.

She was a plum on the tree.

It was a joke.

Did you just hit me around
the head in my own house?

I did.

Security, have her removed.

Dream on.

Security and I are
old friends now.

[LAUGHING]

[CHATTER OF PARTY GOERS]

Lis?

Lisa?

Yes?

Why are you all the way up here?

What's going on?

Come sit down.

What?

I just feel really strange.

Tonight was to be a
celebration of love and renewal

of our vows.

Tonight was supposed
to be a romantic night.

And suddenly it's taken
a backseat to all this

crying and screaming
and bickering.

I'm not happy about it.

I just don't... you
know, we're supposed

to do our vows and everything.
- I know.

It's a beautiful
party out there.

And you're gonna go do it.

It's not a beautiful party.

It is a beautiful party.

No, it's not.

All of your best
friends are there.

The atmosphere's changed.

It just... I don't know.

Ad now Adrienne's come.

And then she said
her marriage is over.

And then suddenly I'm going
to be renewing my vows?

It just doesn't feel right.

This is about you and Ken.

You guys have been
together forever.

I mean...

I just don't feel
right about it.

Would you do it? - Yes.

And if you don't do it, I'm
going to go do it for you.

I think that Lisa and
Ken renewing their vows

is the most romantic thing ever.

If Ken wanted to renew
his vows with me,

I would be there in
a hot pink second.

I want them to do it.

This is about you and Ken and
your family and us, the people

that really love you.

And you're gonna go down
there, and you're gonna

make out with my boyfriend.

And you're gonna... you're gonna
to be... like, I want to be you.

Like, you're so lucky.

You don't get to be up here and
cry about not wanting to do it.

I'm not crying.

Yes, you are. I see it.

No, no.

I just felt a bit weird.

But I'm saying, you
know how lucky you are?

You have to do this for me.

You're doing this
because I can't.

[LAUGHING] You will.

You have to think
about our boyfriend.

Ken is gonna die soon.

[LAUGHING] Oh, I
feel so much better.

What is wrong with you?

Brandi's right.

I can't let everybody
else spoil it for me.

And also I know how
much it means to Ken.

Anyway, thank you
for being a friend.

No, I mean it.

[INAUDIBLE]

No, you are a good friend to me.

So thank you.

Thank you.

I love you.

Thank you.

I love you too.

Don't tell Kyle, though.

[LAUGHING]

[CHATTER OF PARTY GOERS]

Good evening, everybody.

My name is Father Greg Goefels.

And I am a close friend of
the Vanderpump-Todd family.

[APPLAUSE]

And now I would like to
ask Lisa and Ken to come

join me on the platform.

[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]

So Lisa and Ken, as we
bless this beautiful house

on this special night, we
also bless the two of you,

as we celebrate your 30
years of married life.

You've lived a wonderful life
together for these 30 years.

And we know that your
love for one another

will only grow ever
richer as you move forward

together in your marriage.

We're happy to share this
special moment with you

and as you declare your love
for one another and pledge

once again to continue
to share that love

all the days of your life.

So Ken, I ask that you tell
Lisa today what is in your heart

now and always.

I love you, darling.

And whatever I said before,
30 years ago, still stands.

I will obey you.

[LAUGHTER]

Again.

[LAUGHTER]

They're so cute.

I honestly... I want to
suck away all their love.

I want to take it.

They love each other, and it's...

I want that.

Hold Jiggy for me then, please.

Ever since the day you
walked into my life,

as a young 21-year-old,
we have had fun together.

I've always loved you.

But probably never deserved you.

CROWD: Aw.

You are the most honest,
loyal, and reliable person

I know.

Proud to call you my
wife, my best friend,

and mother to my two beautiful
children and my puppies.

I love you and always will.

CROWD: Aw!

[APPLAUSE]

WOMAN: Woo-hoo!

It's sort of sad seeing
Paul and Adrienne getting

separated on the same
night that Ken and Lisa

are renewing their vows.

But it does go to show
you that, you know,

marriage and love is something
really to be appreciated.

And if you're married 30 years,
you might as well celebrate it.

And Lisa, I ask could you
likewise tell Ken what is

in your heart now and always.

30 years ago, I stood at your
side, full of hopes and dreams.

I was almost a child.

And you have managed to fulfil
most of those hopes and dreams.

So you can go now.

[LAUGHTER]

KEN: I knew that was coming.

I was joking.

[LAUGHING] As we have journeyed
through the seasons of life,

you have cherished my heart
and enclosed my hand in yours.

You have loved me like no other.

Your belief in me was
always so much greater

than my belief in myself.

And I thank you for that.

I am the woman I am today
because I've grown up with you.

So if you're asking me
if I want to reaffirm

my vows and my love for you
after 30 years of marriage,

I do.

I really, really do.

WOMAN: Yay!

KEN: Beautiful.

Thank you.

[APPLAUSE]

WOMAN: Woo!

Do you, Brandi I thought you
were going to say I do too.

[LAUGHING]

I was too busy crying.

I love you.

You're supposed
to be here, Brandi.

BRANDI: I love you.

Remember is the threesome
you always wanted.

Come on.

[LAUGHTER]

Let's just do the honeymoon.

And thank you,
really, to all of you.

It means so much to me tonight
to share it with all of you.

And it's been an
incredible journey.

So thank you so much
for joining us tonight.

It was so heartfelt and loving.

And they were together so long.

I'm happy to know
that that does exist.

And hopefully one
day I will find that.

[APPLAUSE]

And you.

I love you.

I love you too.

Thank you, guys.

WOMAN: Woo!

MAN: Bravo!

The speech was beautiful.

Oh, thank you.

Congratulations.

You know me, I'm
one to kind of...

It's cute. I love it.

LISA: Thank you.

MAN: So cute.

ANNOUNCER: Coming up...

[CHEERING]

KEN: Now that is sexy.

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[CHEERING]

[INAUDIBLE] kiss.

MAN: Ding, ding, ding, ding,
ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

Shag her, Ken. Shag her tonight.

KEN: I will do.

[INTERPOSING VOICES]

Open.

Give it to him.

[SHRIEKING]

Get in there [INAUDIBLE].

CROWD: Oh!

[CHEERING]

[LAUGHTER]

KEN: Now, that is sexy.

Hey!

[SHRIEKING AND LAUGHTER]

Right now I really just
want to focus on continuing

to raise my family and be a good
wife and now this new adventure

of opening my store.

With Porsche being
in school full time

now, I'm really able to start
a new chapter in my life.

I knew [INAUDIBLE].

[SHRIEKING AND LAUGHTER]

Let's have a drink.

Let's get some
champagne out here.

Come on.

Let's go.

[CHEERING]

My friendships have changed
with some of the women

that I just don't really care to
spend my time with because I'd

rather take that time,
spend it with my children,

and spend it with
close good friends

that I don't have to worry
about having a knife in my back.

The only liar is her.

[INAUDIBLE] smiling.

This girl lies 24/7.

She lies about everything.

And that's a lawsuit.

Who can handle this cake?

Kyle, go for it.

Ooh!

Yolanda, go for it.

Wow!

Taylor, [INAUDIBLE].

[LAUGHING]

[INDISTINCT SINGING]

Wow!

Woo!

Wow.

She has the biggest mouth!

Woo!

[INAUDIBLE] Woo!

Right now there is
not love in my life.

There's sex, not love.

But I look forward
to finding that.

Champagne, everybody.

Let's have champagne.

KEN: All right, champagne.

Woo!

I have made a couple
of new friendships.

I have a lot of
respect for Yolanda.

And I adore Brandi.

That's not going to change.

I'm in a different
place with Kyle.

I think I take her
relationship with me

much more light-heartedly
than I did.

And Adrienne, I'm
very sad for her.

I am really, truly, deeply
sad for the breakdown

of her relationship.

But I get to wrap up
remarrying the man that I love.

[CHEERING]

ANNOUNCER: To learn more
about the housewives,