The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 2, Episode 16 - Uninvited - full transcript
Kyle's annual white party might have a tighter guest list than usual, when the ladies ponder banning Camille.
- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
- I WANT TO SAY HI TO YOU.
HOW ARE YOU?
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TALKING TO ME?
I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO YOU.
YOU DON'T EXIST.
- I WANT IT ALL
UNDER THE BRIDGE.
IT'S JUST KILLING ME.
- YOU GONNA CRY?
- NO, WHY?
- 'CAUSE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ME
IN A WEDDING DRESS.
- OH, IT'S PERFECT.
- I TOLD YOU YOU WERE GONNA CRY.
[laughs]
- I'M NOT GOING TO CRY.
I LOVE YOU IN IT.
- NOT EVERY PERSON THAT'S NICE
TO YOU, YOU NEED TO, YOU KNOW,
FALL IN LOVE WITH
AND HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH.
- LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
I WANT TO LOVE SOMEBODY
LIKE THIS,
AND I WANT THEM TO LOVE ME BACK.
- I KNOW.
I KNOW KIM WANTS ME TO LIKE HIM,
BUT KEN IS VERY CONTROLLING.
- WE DON'T SAY THAT HE HIT YOU.
WE DON'T KNOW IF IT'S TRUE,
BECAUSE YOU COME OVER,
AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SIGNS
OF PHYSICAL ABUSE ON YOUR BODY.
- THAT'S REALLY UNCOOL.
♪♪ ♪♪
- LIFE IN BEVERLY HILLS
IS A GAME, AND I MAKE THE RULES.
- I'M NOT THE RICHEST GIRL
IN BEVERLY HILLS,
BUT I AM THE LUCKIEST.
- PEOPLE TRY TO FIGURE ME OUT,
BUT I'M ONE-OF-A-KIND.
- I'VE FINALLY FOUND MY VOICE,
AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.
- HAVING IT ALL IS EASY IF
YOU'RE WILLING TO WORK FOR IT.
- DIAMONDS AREN'T
A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND.
FREEDOM IS.
- HOW DO YOU DO THIS THING?
I WONDER HOW
YOU WORK THIS THING.
- PAUL?
GUESS WHAT.
- [sighs] UM, NOW WHAT HAPPENED?
- YOU GOTTA LISTEN.
- ALL RIGHT.
- OKAY?
SO I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE
WITH CAMILLE.
- MM-HMM.
- SHE SOUNDED FRANTIC,
AND I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHY.
REMEMBER WHAT I SAID HAPPENED
AT THE TEA PARTY
BETWEEN CAMILLE AND, UM, TAYLOR?
- BECAUSE WE DON'T SAY
THAT HE BROKE YOUR JAW,
OR THAT HE BEAT YOU UP...
- THREW YOU IN THE BATH OR HE...
- AND HE HIT YOU.
WE DON'T SAY THAT,
BUT NOW WE SAID IT.
- SO RUSSELL DIDN'T LIKE THAT,
I GUESS,
AND HE HAS SENT A EMAIL
TO CAMILLE,
THREATENING TO SUE.
YEAH, THREATENING TO SUE
CAMILLE, BUT THIS IS...
- BECAUSE SHE JUST REPEATED
SOMETHING THAT TAYLOR SAID?
- BUT CAMILLE'S UPSET.
- COME ON, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
- SHE'S VERY UPSET.
- WELL, I DON'T BLAME HER.
- RUSSELL COMMENTED
THAT CAMILLE MADE FALSE
AND SLANDEROUS REMARKS
THAT COULD DAMAGE HIS BUSINESS.
CAMILLE WAS SHOCKED
THAT A FRIEND COULD ACTUALLY BE
POTENTIALLY SUING HER.
TAYLOR HAS ACTUALLY
TOLD ALL OF US
ABOUT THE SITUATION
WITH TAYLOR AND RUSSELL.
SO NOW SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GO...
- SO THAT NOW PUTS STRESS
ON ALL OF US NOW
AGAIN AS A GROUP.
- THAT'S RIGHT, ALL OF US.
CAMILLE IS VERY UPSET, DOES NOT
WANT TO GO TO THE WHITE PARTY.
I THOUGHT THAT ALL OF US
WOULD PROBABLY BE RECEIVING
THREATENING LETTERS TO SUE,
AND, UM, I JUST DIDN'T FEEL THAT
THAT WAS RIGHT.
I DON'T KNOW THAT I WANT TO GO
TO THE WHITE PARTY.
I FEEL ODD, BECAUSE
IT'S GONNA BE AN ODD SITUATION.
ALL OF US HAVE ONLY REPEATED
WHAT TAYLOR HAS SAID TO US
ABOUT THAT SITUATION,
SO I'M GONNA FEEL WEIRD TOO.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
- WELL, I THINK, IF ANYTHING,
SINCE RUSSELL
INITIATED THE EMAIL,
RATHER THAN ALL OF US
FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE,
I DON'T THINK THEY SHOULD GO.
THIS IS VERY, VERY AWKWARD.
FIRST OF ALL,
TAYLOR SHOULDN'T PUT YOU GUYS
IN SITUATIONS LIKE THAT...
- ALL OF US.
- AND RUSSELL SHOULDN'T HAVE
DONE ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
- AND WE ALL... BUT LET ME JUST
TELL YOU, EMOTIONALLY,
IT'S DRAINING.
JUST HAVING TO THINK OF THIS,
AND GO THROUGH THIS,
BECAUSE WE'VE ALL
BEEN TOLD THINGS BY TAYLOR,
UM, ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP.
- WELL, WHAT ABOUT... AREN'T
WE ALL SUPPOSED TO GO TO HAWAII?
- YES, WE ARE.
- THE WHOLE GROUP?
- THE WHOLE GROUP.
- WELL, THAT'S GONNA BE
THE SAME... SAME ISSUE.
WE'RE ALL SUPPOSED TO GO TO
HAWAII FOR MAURICIO'S BIRTHDAY,
BUT IF RUSSELL IS THREATENING
OUR FRIENDS WITH LAWSUITS,
I DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA
FOR HIM TO GO.
WHY DIDN'T HE JUST
PICK UP THE PHONE,
IF HE HAD A PROBLEM WITH HER,
SINCE WE'RE ALL FRIENDS?
- ULTIMATELY,
WHAT REALLY SUCKS ABOUT THIS
IS FRIENDS DON'T SUE FRIENDS,
OR THREATEN TO SUE FRIENDS.
- ALL RIGHT.
- WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
- WOW.
- HELLO.
- HOW ARE YOU, [indistinct]?
- HEY, NATHAN, HOW ARE YOU?
- HELLO, I'M LISA.
WOW, THERE'S SO MANY OF YOU.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
KEVIN IS BRINGING THIS BAND,
ROUGE, TO THE HOUSE
FOR PANDORA'S WEDDING.
- WE COULDN'T BRING
THE WHOLE BAND, SO IT WAS LIKE...
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU COULDN'T
BRING THE WHOLE BAND?
[laughter]
THIS ISN'T THE WHOLE BAND?
- YOU SAID THEY'RE BRINGING
A 20-PIECES BAND HERE,
SOMETHING GRAND.
- A 20-PIECE BAND?
- YEAH, OF COURSE.
IT HAS TO BE OVER-THE-TOP.
YEAH.
- I WANT A BAND,
NOT A BLOODY ORCHESTRA.
- I ALMOST BROUGHT
THE L.A. PHILHARMONIC HERE,
BUT I COULDN'T.
- OH, MY GOD. IS IT...
- THIS IS BEVERLY HILLS,
IT'S OVER-THE-TOP, YOU KNOW?
- DOES IT HAVE TO BE
A 20-PIECE BAND?
- OF COURSE.
THAT'S WHAT I WANT, DARLING.
- OH, MY GOD. OKAY.
CAN WE LISTEN TO ANYTHING?
- THREE, AND...
[Latin love song]
♪♪ ♪♪
[sings in Spanish]
♪♪ ♪♪
- I LIKE THIS.
♪♪ ♪♪
THE BAND'S VERY PASSIONATE.
I LOVE THAT WHOLE LATINO MUSIC,
AND THE WAY THEY SING.
I THINK THEY'RE
A REALLY GOOD CHOICE.
I LOVE THAT.
IT'S ABSOLUTELY JUST,
JUST WHAT THEY WANTED.
- IT'S AMAZING.
- WE LOVE THE STYLE.
- IT'S KIND OF THAT FEEL.
- GREAT.
- OH, IT'S WONDERFUL.
- IT'S FUNKY.
- SEXY.
- WONDERFUL.
- YEAH.
- CAN YOU DO, LIKE,
A SLOWER, MOTOWN
KIND OF SOUNDING SONG?
- SURE.
[slow, romantic music]
- ♪♪ I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING
WITH A SONG ON MY BREATH ♪♪
♪♪ AND YOUR APATHY
IS NOT THE LEAST BIT AMUSING ♪♪
♪♪ AND WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES ♪♪
♪♪ THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME ♪♪
♪♪ WHEN THAT'S WHERE YOU ARE ♪♪
- OH, IT'S SO SWEET.
THIS SHOULD BE YOUR SONG.
IF I CAN'T EVEN LISTEN TO THEM
PLAY IN THE LIVING ROOM
WITHOUT CRYING, HOW AM I
GONNA GET THROUGH THE WEDDING?
WISH ME LUCK.
♪♪ ♪♪
[applause] - WOW.
- I LOVED IT.
- INCREDIBLE.
LOVE IT.
- THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
OH, MY GOD.
- SO LISA, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
ISN'T THAT INCREDIBLE BAND?
- IT'S ABSOLUTELY PERFECT.
IT'S PERFECT FOR WHAT WE WANT.
- WONDERFUL! ALL RIGHT.
- AH, GOOD, THEY'RE HERE.
- WHO IS HERE?
- DESIGNER EIGHT.
- OKAY, OH, YEAH.
YEAH, YEAH, YAY, YAY.
- AH, IT'S AWESOME.
- OH, DAVID.
OKAY, PETALS BY DAVID.
OKAY, PERFECT.
HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD, AND YOURSELF?
- GOOD. GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- NICE TO SEE YOU TOO.
- HI.
- YOU KNOW GLENN.
- HI, GLENN.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- THIS IS DAVID, PETALS BY
DAVID, HE DOES ALL THE FLOWERS.
OKAY. CAN WE, UH...
- YOU WANT TO TAKE A LOOK?
- YES.
OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD, I'M SO EXCITED.
- ALL RIGHT.
- WE DO THE WHITE PARTY
EVERY YEAR,
BUT I DON'T START
THE ACTUAL PLANNING TILL, LIKE,
A WEEK AND A HALF IN ADVANCE.
THEN I END UP SCRAMBLING
AT THE LAST MINUTE
AND RIPPING EVERY HAIR
OUT OF MY HEAD.
- DON'T BRING THEM BACK,
BRING THEM IN.
- WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
- THESE... YEAH,
THESE ARE SQUARE OTTOMANS.
- WHY DON'T... OKAY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THESE ARE FOR,
GLENN.
IS THIS FOR INSIDE THERE?
- THESE ARE FOR EXTRA SEATING.
IT COULD BE OUT THERE,
IT COULD BE IN HERE.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH THE BLACK?
ALL THE LEAVES ARE FALLING
AND SHOWING UP...
- WE'RE GONNA SWEEP IT.
MY PEOPLE ARE GONNA
TAKE CARE OF THAT, DON'T WORRY.
- I WISH WE COULD HAVE
LOWERED THESE CHANDELIERS.
ARE YOU KEEPING 'EM
IN THE SHADE FOR NOW?
- YES.
- YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
HONEY, ARE YOU
ENJOYING YOURSELF?
I COULD USE A LITTLE HELP.
- YOU DON'T NEED MY HELP.
- THESE ARE OTTOMANS.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I WAS THINKING,
PLANNING THIS HUGE PARTY
WITH 300 PEOPLE,
WHEN I BASICALLY
JUST MOVED INTO MY HOUSE.
I HAVE SO NO PATIENCE
TO SIT FOR THE CURLING.
I CANNOT BELIEVE
IT'S TWO HOURS BEFORE THE PARTY
AND NOTHING'S SET UP YET.
- IT WILL BE.
ARE YOUR PINS IN HERE?
- YEAH, BUT THEY ALWAYS SAY...
UH, YEAH. - YEAH.
- I... THIS STRESSES ME OUT
BEYOND BELIEF.
I HAVE, LIKE,
200 PEOPLE COMING TONIGHT.
- I KNOW, AND YOU ALWAYS
HAVE THE BEST PARTIES.
I CANNOT WAIT. I'M SO EXCITED.
- OH, MY GOD.
I THINK MY SISTER KIM
IS BRINGING HER NEW BOYFRIEND.
- OH, MY GOD. THAT'S EXCITING.
- MM-HMM.
- WHAT'S HE LIKE?
- I DON'T REALLY KNOW,
'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW HIM.
- OH.
- I'VE MET HIM TWICE BRIEFLY.
LIKE, "HELLO," AND THAT WAS IT.
- SURE HE'S HEARD ALL ABOUT YOU.
- I'M SURE HE'S HEARD
A LOT OF WONDERFUL THINGS.
[laughter]
I DON'T DO WELL
WITH HIDING MY FEELINGS,
SO I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS
ABOUT KIM
BRINGING KEN
TO THE PARTY TONIGHT.
OH, MY GOD,
I FEEL LIKE THERE'S GONNA BE
SO MANY WEIRD DYNAMICS TONIGHT.
WELL, YOU WOULD THINK THAT,
YOU KNOW,
AT THIS POINT IN HER LIFE,
IT WOULDN'T BE
LIKE THIS ANYMORE.
- I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT 16.
COME ON.
- NO, WE'RE WORSE.
WE'RE YOUNGER.
[laughter]
RIGHT? PRACTICALLY.
- I JUST FEEL LIKE YOU GUYS
DON'T NEED TO FIGHT,
I MEAN, FOR NOTHING,
ESPECIALLY TAYLOR AND LISA.
- NO, TAYLOR AND LISA
ARE GETTING ALONG.
TAYLOR WENT WITH LISA
INSTEAD OF ME GOING WITH HER
TO PANDORA'S BACHELORETTE.
- REALLY?
- YEAH.
'CAUSE I COULDN'T GO.
EVERYONE IS JUST GONNA HAVE TO
BE A BIG GIRL
AND DEAL WITH IT TONIGHT.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO,
HAVE TEN SEPARATE WHITE PARTIES?
[cell phone rings]
HELLO?
- HI!
- HEY, ADRIENNE, HOW ARE YOU?
- HOW ARE YOU DOING, HONEY?
- GOOD, JUST CRAZY.
GETTING READY. WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
I'M EXCITED TO SEE YOU TONIGHT.
- I KNOW, ALTHOUGH,
HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO CAMILLE?
- NOT IN A FEW DAYS, WHY?
- WELL, SHE JUST GOT...
UH, HOW DO I START HERE?
SHE JUST GOT A LETTER, UH,
COMING FROM RUSSELL.
AND IT WAS A THREATENING
LETTER... THREATENING LETTER
TO ACTUALLY SUE HER.
- COMING UP...
- I JUST FEEL REALLY BAD.
- HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL,
HAVING IT IN MY HOME?
I WOULD NEVER SAY TO SOMEBODY,
"YOU CAN'T COME IN,"
BUT WHAT AM I GONNA DO,
HAVE A LAWSUIT TOO?
- HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO CAMILLE?
- WHY?
- SHE JUST GOT A LETTER,
COMING FROM RUSSELL.
IT WAS A THREATENING LETTER
TO ACTUALLY SUE HER
FOR THINGS THAT WERE SAID
ABOUT RUSSELL.
AND OF COURSE, CAMILLE...
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- UH...
- HOW CAN HE SUE HER?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
HOW CAN YOU SUE SOMEBODY
FOR REPEATING...
- WELL, HE'S THREATENING
TO SUE HER
FOR THINGS THAT WERE SAID, AND
I DON'T KNOW HOW HE CAN DO THAT,
BECAUSE CAMILLE
WAS ONLY REPEATING THINGS
THAT TAYLOR HAS TOLD HER.
- OH, MY GOD.
- SO CAMILLE FEELS VERY STRANGE
GOING TO YOUR HOUSE TONIGHT,
AND TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,
UH, I UNDERSTAND HER SITUATION.
AND I DON'T WANT TO GET A LETTER
EITHER, BECAUSE I...
YOU KNOW, SHE HAS TOLD ME
MANY THINGS AS WELL,
THAT RUSSELL HAS DONE,
AND I KNOW SHE'S TOLD YOU,
AND SHE'S TOLD
SOME OF THE OTHER GIRLS.
AND I HATE TO DO THIS TO YOU,
BECAUSE YOU'RE SO WONDERFUL,
AND IT'S A FABULOUS PARTY,
BUT I'M NOT QUITE SURE.
IF CAMILLE WANTS TO GO, I FEEL
KIND OF STRANGE GOING MYSELF.
- I WANT YOU GUYS TO BE HERE.
- AND I DON'T WANT TO PUT YOU
IN THIS SITUATION.
BUT I DON'T...
BECAUSE WE FEEL STRANGE
BEING AROUND TAYLOR
IF SHE'S GOING.
- OH, MY GOD.
- AND WHO'S NEXT? YOU KNOW?
IT'S JUST... IT'S NOT RIGHT.
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- YOU DON'T DO THAT.
- YEAH.
- WE'LL GO, BUT I JUST WANT YOU
TO KNOW WHY,
IF WE DECIDE WE'RE GONNA...
IF IT GETS TOO STRANGE...
- RIGHT.
- WE'RE GONNA LEAVE,
AND THAT'S IT.
- I DON'T WANT IT
TO BE UNCOMFORTABLE EITHER.
- OKAY?
- OKAY, LET ME TRY
TO GET AHOLD OF HER.
I FEEL COMPLETELY SICK
TO MY STOMACH.
- I HATE TO DO THIS TO YOU.
- NO, I KNOW, I KNOW,
BELIEVE ME, I KNOW.
THIS HAS PUT EVERYBODY
IN A HORRIBLE POSITION.
OKAY, OKAY,
I'LL SEE YOU IN A LITTLE BIT,
BUT YOU BETTER BE HERE.
- ALL RIGHT.
- OKAY. OKAY, BYE.
[scoffs]
- MMM.
HOW'S SCHOOL?
- IT WAS GOOD.
- LIKE, THIS MORNING
I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET UP EARLY
TO GET READY AND DO MY HAIR,
EVERYTHING,
BUT THEN, UM,
I TOOK TWO NYQUIL LAST NIGHT.
- [laughing]
- I DID NOT GET UP THIS MORNING.
LIKE, I SAT UP...
I FELT SO BAD...
- THOSE ARE HORRIBLE.
- I FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER.
- [laughs]
- I FELL... I'VE NEVER FALLEN
ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER BEFORE.
EVER.
- I DON'T THINK THAT'S NORMAL.
- AND SHERRY GOES...
I GO LIKE... AND I GO,
"OH, MY GOD, I JUST
FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER,
I'M NOT READY FOR SCHOOL,"
AND SHE GOES,
"YOU FELL ASLEEP IN THE SH...
IS THAT WHY
YOU WERE IN THERE SO LONG?"
I GO, "HOW LONG WAS I IN THERE?"
- THAT'S DANGEROUS.
- SHE GOES,
"AT LEAST 35 MINUTES."
- I'VE NEVER HEARD OF ANYONE
DOING THAT.
- WELL, I DID IT.
- OH.
- WAIT, DID YOU GET A NEW RING?
- NO. IT'S ONE OF...
- WAIT, WHAT?
IS THIS... TELL ME IF I'M
MISTAKEN, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE
THIS IS A RING FINGER.
- IT'S JUST A PROMISE RING.
- PROMISE RING.
- PROMISE RING WITH WHO?
- WITH KEN.
- MOM WAS GONNA SAY...
- THAT IS AN ENGAGEMENT RING.
- NO, IT IS NOT.
- MOM.
- NO.
IT CONCERNS ME THAT MY GIRLS
AREN'T HAPPY AND COMFORTABLE
WITH KEN.
- BUT HONESTLY, WHY ARE YOU
WEARING IT ON YOUR RING FINGER?
LIKE, CAN'T PROMISE RINGS
BE ON YOUR OTHER FINGER?
- IT'S A HUGE ADJUSTMENT.
THEY'VE ALWAYS HAD ME
TO THEMSELVES ALWAYS,
AND, UH, I THINK THEY'RE SCARED.
MM, BEFORE WE GO THERE,
I JUST WANT TO SAY,
WITH CHAD'S BIRTHDAY COMING UP,
AND THE WHITE PARTY,
I WANT EVERYBODY TO, PLEASE...
I'D LIKE IT TO JUST BE
A HAPPY TIME,
SO IF ANYBODY HAS
ANY ISSUES WITH...
- WHO HAS ISSUES?
- NO, I JUST...
YOU KNOW, I KNOW, LIKE,
SOME OF YOU ARE NOT ALL HAPPY...
WHY CAN'T EVERYBODY
BE HAPPY FOR ME?
I WANT THEM TO KNOW
THIS IS NOT SOMETHING
I CHOSE TO DO WITH HIM
AND LOSE THREE OF MY KIDS.
RIGHT NOW I'M TALKING ABOUT KEN.
- OH.
- THE WHOLE THING WITH KEN.
- IS HE COMING?
- [laughs]
- WELL, IT'S ALMOST TIME
FOR THE WHITE PARTY,
AND IT ALSO WILL BE
THE FIRST TIME
THAT EVERYBODY MEETS KEN.
YEAH.
THE ONLY THING IS,
IF YOU COULD JUST...
LOOK AT ME, KIMBERLY.
- [laughs]
- IF YOU WOULD PUT IT ASIDE...
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- AND JUST BE KIND,
AND NICE AND FRIENDLY.
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING,
I'M JUST LETTING EVERYTHING GO,
AND JUST GOING TO THE THINGS,
AND DOING WHAT I HAVE TO DO.
- WE WON'T START ANYTHING
WITH KEN.
- OKAY.
- BUT WE CAN'T
CONTROL OTHER PEOPLE.
- I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO.
- WELL, I'M JUST SAYING, LIKE,
IF SOMEONE
HAS AN ISSUE WITH HIM,
THEN THAT'S THEIR CHOICE.
- THERE'S ALSO HAWAII COMING UP,
AND KEN MAY COME, AND SO
I REALLY AM ANXIOUS TO SEE
HOW THE WHITE PARTY GOES.
I'M JUST ASKING
IF YOU COULD JUST...
PLEASE, LET'S BE CORDIAL,
LET'S HAVE A GOOD TIME,
NO MATTER WHAT.
- I'M GOOD.
I THINK KIMBERLY'S GOOD TOO.
- I'M GRAND.
- JUST REMEMBER, WHEN THINGS...
IF YOU FEEL A CERTAIN THING
FOR SOMEBODY,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHARE IT
IN FRONT OF EVERYONE,
YOU CAN KEEP IT TO YOURSELF,
AND GIVE IT TO GOD, AND...
AND NOT SHARE IT. - [laughs]
- HOW AMAZING IS THIS?
- WHY... OH, MY GOD.
OH, IT LOOKS AMAZING.
OH, MY GOD.
SO THESE CHANDELIERS
ARE NOT WORKING YET?
HONEY?
- YES, MY LOVE?
- THOSE CHANDELIERS ARE NOT
PLUGGED IN,
AND I WANT THEM ON.
- TALK TO GLENN ABOUT THAT.
THAT'S A GLENN ISSUE.
- I DID, BUT...
ARE WE GETTING THEM ON, GLENN?
- YES, MA'AM.
- OKAY, OKAY.
RELAXING. GOOD TIMES.
OKAY.
HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- NICE TO SEE YOU.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- YOU REMEMBER JENNIFER, RIGHT?
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
NICE TO SEE YOU.
I INVITED BRANDI
TO MY WHITE PARTY
BEFORE THE NIGHT IN MALIBU.
- YOU DON'T... [bleep] YOU! WHAT?
[overlapping yelling]
- NO, STOP!
- YOU, CANNOT START A FIGHT...
- STOP!
- DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH ME
LIKE THAT AGAIN, OKAY?
YOU'LL BE SORRY, ALL RIGHT?
IT'S PROBABLY
GONNA BE UNCOMFORTABLE,
BUT I'M NOT GONNA DISINVITE HER.
- WOW, THIS IS NICE.
I HAVEN'T BEEN TO HER NEW HOUSE.
- YEAH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- UM, WHAT IS THIS?
- IT'S A [indistinct].
- OOH, YEAH.
- CHAMPAGNE WITH A SHOT OF
[indistinct].
- SURE.
- OKAY.
- [laughs]
- THANK YOU.
- ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU.
- THANK YOU.
- HAVE A GREAT NIGHT.
- OKAY.
- WOW.
- LOOKS COOL.
OH, AND YOU'RE HERE TOO.
- MORE CHAMPAGNE!
- ALL RIGHT, I SEE WHERE
THIS PARTY'S GOIN'.
OH, WOW, THIS PLACE IS GREAT.
- OH, WOW.
- WOW!
- I DON'T WANT TO DISCUSS THE
EMAIL THAT RUSSELL HAD SENT ME.
THIS IS SOMETHING THAT
WE NEED TO RESOLVE OURSELVES,
NOT AT A PARTY.
- I'M HURT.
IN MY LIFE
THERE ARE PEOPLE I TRUST,
AND THERE ARE PEOPLE
I DON'T TRUST.
THE PEOPLE I TRUST,
I DON'T WANT TO BE BETRAYED.
- I WOULD FEEL
VERY UNCOMFORTABLE
SEEING RUSSELL AND TAYLOR
AT THIS POINT.
- HEY, CAMILLE!
- HI, BEAUTIFUL.
MMM. THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME.
- THANK YOU FOR COMING.
- THE HOUSE LOOKS AMAZING.
- YOU LOOK GREAT, AS ALWAYS.
- THANK YOU.
- FINALLY, IT'S, LIKE,
PRETTY MUCH DONE NOW.
- IT'S AMAZING.
- I REALLY LOVE IT.
HOPEFULLY THAT CHANDELIER
DOESN'T FALL ON ANYBODY TONIGHT.
[laughs]
- OR MAYBE YOU WANT IT TO.
- YEAH, EXACTLY.
IT'S RIGGED.
AND... CUE THE CHANDELIER!
[laughter]
- YOU GRABBING MY ASS?
- I'M NOT GRABBING YOU.
- WHY NOT?
[laughs]
- HELLO!
BEAUTIFUL DRESS. - THANK YOU.
- I NEED TO TALK TO LISA
ABOUT TAYLOR AND RUSSELL.
I WANT SOMEONE
TO HELP ME FIGURE OUT,
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HANDLE
THIS SITUATION.
- WHERE'S ADRIENNE?
WHERE DOES SHE STAND
ON ALL THIS?
- ADRIENNE IS SCARED
TO BE AROUND EITHER ONE OF THEM,
BECAUSE OF THE LAWSUIT.
- WELL, ME TOO.
I'M IN THE SAME POSITION.
- ME TOO!
- I'M TALKING ABOUT SAYING
YOUR HUSBAND ABUSES YOU...
AND YOU'VE ALL
VOICED THE SAME OPINION TO ME.
SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
- LISTEN, NONE OF US HAVE...
I HAVE NOT SAID ANYTHING...
THE ONLY THING ANYONE
HAS EVER SAID, EVEN CAMILLE,
I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY SAYS,
IS WHAT SHE WAS TOLD.
- BY TAYLOR.
- OKAY?
THIS ISN'T LIKE
SHE THREW SOMETHING OUT THERE,
AND INVENTED SOMETHING.
WHAT CAME OUT OF CAMILLE'S MOUTH
IS WHAT TAYLOR TOLD HER.
- NO, I KNOW.
- SHE DIDN'T ACCUSE HIM,
SHE REPEATED WHAT SHE WAS TOLD...
- I KNOW.
- BEEN TELLING ALL OF US.
- YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I JUST FEEL REALLY BAD.
- HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL,
HAVING THEM IN MY HOME?
I WOULD NEVER SAY TO SOMEBODY,
"YOU CAN'T COME IN,"
BUT WHAT AM I GONNA DO,
HAVE A LAWSUIT TOO?
- BUT YOU'VE GOTTA GIVE HER
THE HEADS UP.
- I HAVE BEEN TRYING,
LISA, OKAY?
- OKAY, OKAY.
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
- I HAVE BEEN CALLING,
AND I HAVE BEEN TRYING.
- ALL RIGHT, WELL,
LET'S JUST TRY AGAIN,
BECAUSE IT'S GONNA BE REALLY
BLOODY EMBARRASSING.
- IT'S HUMILIATING.
I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE
TO REACH TAYLOR,
AND NOW THE ONLY THING I CAN DO
IS WAIT FOR HER
TO SHOW UP AT MY HOUSE,
AND THEN TELL HER
SHE'S NO LONGER INVITED
TO MY PARTY.
IT FEELS AWFUL.
I FEEL SO BAD.
- COMING UP...
- I LET YOU BRING ME
TO THAT LEVEL.
- WATCH THE FINGER, LIKE,
LITERALLY...
- NO, NO, NO, I WILL NOT.
- THIS IS PRETTY.
- THIS IS COOL.
YEAH, I LIKE THIS.
- ARE YOU WORRIED
ABOUT A LAWSUIT?
I MEAN, WHY WOULD WE
BE WORRIED ABOUT A LAWSUIT?
- WELL, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING...
- HOW COULD WE BE...
I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND
THE WHOLE THING.
WE'RE BEING TOLD SOMETHING.
- HE'S GOT NO REASON TO SUE ME.
I DON'T THINK HE'S GOT ANY
REASON TO SUE ANYBODY, YOU KNOW?
- LISA IS VERY GOOD FRIENDS
WITH THE EDITOR OF US MAGAZINE.
I MET WITH ONE OF MY LITIGATORS
TODAY, AND HE SAID,
"LOOK, WE'LL JUST
SERVE 'EM WITH A LAWSUIT."
YOU KNOW, IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE.
- I JUST FEEL REALLY BAD,
BECAUSE SHE MADE A HUGE EFFORT
TO GO TO PANDY'S BACHELORETTE,
AND THEN SUDDEN...
- LISA, THAT IS SO UNIMPORTANT
RIGHT NOW.
- IT ISN'T THOUGH,
BECAUSE IT IS.
- PLEASE.
- IT IS TOO.
- IT ISN'T! IT ISN'T!
- IT IS TO ME.
BECAUSE SUDDENLY... I'VE JUST
SPENT THE WEEKEND WITH HER,
HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO HER SINCE,
AND SUDDENLY I...
- HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?
I'VE BEEN CLOSER WITH HER
LONGER THAN YOU,
THIS WHOLE TIME.
HOW DO YOU THINK I'M FEELING
RIGHT NOW?
- WELL, THAT LAST THING I KNEW
WAS TAYLOR'S ON A BUSINESS TRIP
WITH RUSSELL, SO I'VE TRIED
TEXTING HER AND CALLING HER
TO SAVE HER THE EMBARRASSMENT
OF BEING TURNED AWAY
FROM THE PARTY.
SHE'S GONNA BE REALLY UPSET.
SHE'S NOT GONNA TRUST
EITHER OF US AGAIN...
TO GET OUT OF THE CAR AND SAY,
"YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU CAN'T COME IN, WELCOME."
I MEAN, COME ON.
GO AND ASK ADRIENNE,
ASK HER WHAT SHE WANTS TO DO.
- THE REALITY IS THAT
IF YOU'RE GONNA BE
THREATENING LAWSUITS, WE DON'T
FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.
AND SO THEREFORE, YOU KNOW...
- NO, WE DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE.
- UH, WE'RE JUST TRYING
TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT TO DO RIGHT NOW.
- SO THIS IS WHAT I WOULD DO.
UM...
- COME OVER HERE, YOU GUYS.
- SO WHAT SH...
- NO, MY QUESTION IS...
AND THIS IS WHAT I...
- HERE, WE'LL GO HERE.
- LISTEN TO ME.
- COME OVER HERE, GUYS. OKAY.
THIS IS A REALLY BAD POSITION
TO BE PUT IN.
- WELL, SHE PUT US ALL
IN THOSE... IN THIS POSITION.
- DID YOU HAVE A CLUE
OF ANYTHING THAT'S GONE DOWN?
HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO TAYLOR?
- WELL, I KNEW... NO.
NOT AT ALL. - NOR HAVE I.
- HAVE YOU?
- NO, NOTHING.
NOT SINCE
THE BACHELORETTE PARTY.
AND APPARENTLY IT WAS, UH,
SENT AT THE TIME
WE WERE TOGETHER IN VEGAS.
WELL, I WOULD THINK THAT
SHE DOESN'T KNOW, THAT'S MY...
- YOU DON'T THINK
IT'S HER HUSBAND?
YOU DON'T THINK
HE'S GONNA TELL HER?
- WELL, MAYBE
HE DOESN'T KNOW ALL OF IT.
- OF COURSE SHE KNOWS.
- SHE'S GOTTA KNOW.
LIKE, HOW WOULD YOU
NOT KNOW THAT?
- HOW WOULD YOU NOT KNOW THAT?
- SHE DOESN'T...
- OKAY, WELL, YOU CAN ASK.
- LISTEN, HOLD ON A SECOND,
HE WAS SENDING EMAILS TO ME
THAT SHE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT.
- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- FEEL MY HEART RIGHT NOW.
- OH, MY GOD.
[laughs]
[party music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- WHY DON'T YOU WALK A LADY...
- CARRY YOUR PURSE?
LET ME CARRY YOUR PURSE. - YEAH.
- I USUALLY COME ALONE
TO EVERY EVENT,
SO I'M EXCITED
TO WALK IN WITH KEN.
HI! - HI, HOW ARE YOU?
HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- HI, NICE TO SEE YOU.
- I WORE PANTS TODAY.
- LOOK AT YOU,
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- OOH.
- WOW!
- DID I BRING TOO MUCH...
- NO, YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.
- I FEEL LIKE A HIPPIE.
- WELL, YEAH, NO.
- [laughs]
- BAH-BUM, BAH-BOOM.
- OH, HOT GIRLFRIEND.
- UH, THIS IS KEN.
- I KNOW, WE'VE MET.
- HEY.
- PARIS', YES. THANK YOU.
- I WILL BE AS NICE TO KEN
AS I POSSIBLY CAN.
WILL I BE BENDING OVER
BACKWARDS FOR HIM?
NO.
- HELLO, BEHIND YOU.
- OH!
[laughter]
I JUST WANT TO SAY,
YOU SAID TO ME,
"I'M SICK, STAY AWAY."
- OH. YOU'RE NOT STILL SICK?
- [coughs]
- I HAD THE BRONCHITIS.
- WAIT, WAIT, LISTEN.
- OH, DON'T GIVE IT BACK TO ME.
- [coughs]
- GET HER AWAY FROM ME.
- [coughs]
- GET AWAY FROM ME.
- [coughs]
- OH, THAT IS SO BAD!
IT'S BEEN A WHILE
SINCE I'VE SEEN KIM.
I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW LOVELY
SHE IS TO BE AROUND.
SO YOU'VE GOT A NEW MAN?
WHERE IS HE, IS HE HERE?
- HE'S OVER THERE.
- WHERE IS HE?
- OKAY, LET'S FIND HIM.
- KEN!
- HI, KEN.
- HI.
- [coughs]
- WILL YOU STOP
BLOODY COUGHING ON ME,
FOR GOD'S SAKE?
- [coughs]
- UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
- OH, THAT IS SO BAD!
KIM'S BOYFRIEND KEN SEEMED VERY,
UM...
PLEASANT?
- SHE IS A GOOD GIRL.
SHE IS A GOOD GIRL.
- OH, HEY.
- HI.
KIM, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
IN SUCH A LONG TIME.
- SHE NEEDS LOVE,
AND SHE SHOULD GET IT.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- THAT'S MY FEELING ON IT.
[laughs]
- SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- I HAVE PLENTY OF THAT.
- I KNOW, I CAN TELL.
- I LOVE YOUR NECKLACES.
- YOU HAVE A GOOD HEART.
- OH, HI.
- HI, I'M KEN.
- ARE YOU KIM'S FRIEND?
- THAT'S RIGHT.
- HI, IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
FIRST IMPRESSION,
THEY SEEM HAPPY TOGETHER.
IT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN
KIM HAPPY WITH SOMEBODY.
- DO YOU WANT TO SEE
A FUNNY PICTURE?
- WHAT IS IT?
- YOU GUYS WANT TO LAUGH, WATCH.
ME AND BRANDI. [laughter]
- SHE'S SO MUCH FUN,
WITH THAT PHOTO...
- YOU GUYS, LOOK AT ME.
READY, YOU WANT TO SEE?
- I LIKE THIS ONE BETTER.
- ME AND BRANDI. LOOK AT THAT.
UH-OH, NAUGHTY!
- I DON'T KNOW WHY,
BUT DANA IS SHOWING ME A PICTURE
OF HER AND BRANDI, AND, UM,
I DON'T CARE ABOUT BRANDI.
UM, I DON'T LIKE ALL THIS.
- WHAT HAPPENED THERE?
- I WOULD RATHER JUST...
- WE MADE UP IN VEGAS.
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE UP,
YOU'LL SEE.
SHE'S KIND OF A NUT JOB,
BUT IT'S FUN.
- WHO?
- BRANDI.
- OH! GOD.
- OH, LOOK.
- LET ME JUST SAY ONE THING.
- SEE, YOU DIDN'T KNOW
WHO IT WAS.
- LET ME JUST SAY ONE THING.
- OH, HERE IT IS.
- THERE WILL BE...
- NO MAKE-UPS?
- IT'S NOT ABOUT MAKING UP.
- NO REDOS?
- JUST CLEAR MY PATH.
- ALL RIGHT.
- SORRY.
- WHAT IF WE DO LIKE A...
- ABSOLUTELY NOT.
- [laughs]
- I THINK YOU
PRETTY MUCH HEARD IT.
- ABSOLUTELY NOT.
- OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GONNA JUST, LIKE,
BURN THE FLAME.
- I'M GONNA TELL YOU RIGHT NOW,
SHE COMES OVER TO ME...
- IT'S HISTORY?
- I SAID TO YOU THE OTHER DAY...
- IT'S TROUBLE.
- "YOU WANT TO PLAY
WITH THE BIG DOGS?
YOU WANT TO PLAY
WITH THE BIG DOGS?"
- IT JUST LOOKS LIKE KYLE
SO MUCH WHEN YOU DO THAT.
[squeals]
- AND I SAID, YOU KNOW, NICELY...
YOU KNOW, SHE HAS, WHAT,
ONE BROKEN LEG?
- YOU...
- [laughs]
- SHE SAID,
"DON'T ANYONE KICK IT."
SHE WAS LIKE, "PLEASE, DANA,
TELL EVERYBODY NOT TO KICK..."
- OH, I WON'T KICK THAT ONE.
- [laughs]
- I'LL JUST BREAK THE OTHER ONE.
- PLEASE, I CAN'T
TAKE IT ANYMORE TONIGHT.
- SORRY.
- I REALLY CAN'T.
- SHE JUST BEST
STAY CLEAR OF ME.
AND IF SHE
LIKES THAT BROKEN LEG,
SHE OUGHT TO GET READY
FOR THE SECOND ONE.
LET'S GO.
- OKAY, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I'VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH...
LIKE, I DON'T EVEN
HAVE THE ENERGY TO EXPEND...
- SORRY.
I DON'T MEAN TO RUIN YOUR PARTY.
I'LL TAKE HER OUTSIDE THEN...
LIKE TAYLOR THREATENED
TO TAKE ME OUTSIDE.
- OKAY.
- 'CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA
PUT UP WITH IT ANYMORE.
- WELL,
WHY DON'T YOU SAY IT NICELY,
SO I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE
PROBLEMS...
- NO. NICELY?
WHAT DID SHE DO TO ME NICELY?
I'VE HEARD THAT KYLE
AND BRANDI HAVE MADE PEACE.
[scoffs]
I'M HAPPY FOR YOU, KYLE.
- OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T
HANDLE ANY MORE PROBLEMS.
I REALLY... I CAN'T.
- WHAT'S WRONG, KIM?
- IF SHE GLANCES MY WAY ONE MORE
TIME, I'M WALKING OVER TO HER,
AND SHE'S ABOUT READY TO GET
HER HAIR YANKED OFF HER HEAD.
- SHE'S NOT... SHE'S NOT...
- HER WHAT?
- HAIR... I DON'T KNOW.
- I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT WITH YOU
NOW, I WANT TO SORT THIS OUT.
- I DON'T LIKE YOU.
- OKAY.
- I WILL NEVER LIKE YOU.
- OKAY.
- KIM AND I ENDED UP
IN THE SAME ROOM AND IT WAS ON.
YOU DON'T LIKE ME,
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA LIKE ME,
AND I SAID I'M SORRY.
- THE NAMES...
- YOU GUYS WERE OUT OF LINE,
I WAS OUT OF LINE.
- WE... WAIT, WAIT...
- IT WAS A BAD SITUATION,
- YOU WANT TO...
YOU WANT TO HATE ME FOREVER.
- WE WERE NOT OUT OF LINE
UNTIL YOU GOT OUT OF LINE.
I DON'T WANT TO
ACCEPT HER APOLOGY,
BECAUSE I DON'T CARE ABOUT HER.
SHE'S NEGATIVE AND ICKY.
- YOU DON'T HAVE TO
EVER LIKE ME.
- DON'T EVEN APOLOGIZE,
IT'S NOT WORTH IT.
I DON'T EVEN
ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY.
- YOU DON'T HAVE TO. I SAID...
- I WON'T.
- I DO...
- I DON'T, I WON'T.
WHAT I'M TELLING YOU IS THIS IS
THE WAY IT WENT DOWN FOR ME.
KYLE TURNS AND SAYS, "OKAY,
LET'S PLAY GENIUS IQ,"
AND SHE STARTS CLOCKWISE AND
SAYS, "LET'S START WITH YOU."
AND YOU SAID...
- NO, I TOOK IT AS AN INSULT,
OF COURSE.
- "FINE, BRING IT ON, BITCH."
AND I SAID,
"NOW, THAT'S NOT VERY NICE."
- WELL, WE ALL HAVE OUR
BITCHY MOMENTS, LET'S BE CLEAR.
ALL OF US.
- OKAY, BUT MY SISTER
GENUINELY IS NOT A BITCH.
- I MEAN, NO, I'M SURE...
- WE ALL HAVE OUR MOMENTS.
- I MEAN, WE ALL HAVE
OUR MOMENTS.
- BUT SHE WASN'T BEING A BITCH.
- SHE WAS.
- SHE WAS NOT.
- SHE WAS.
BUT SHE APOLOGIZED TO ME FOR IT,
SO IT'S OKAY.
SO SHE ADMITS THAT
SHE WAS BEING A BITCH AS WELL.
- WELL, MAYBE SHE DID THAT
TO TRY TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER,
BUT SHE WAS NOT. - OKAY.
- OKAY? YOU WERE.
I FEEL BAD THAT
YOU BROUGHT ME TO THAT LEVEL.
- RIGHT, I BROUGHT... RIGHT.
- AND WHAT I NEEDED TO DO
WAS GET ON MY KNEES
AND APOLOGIZE TO GOD
THAT I LET YOU
BRING ME TO THAT LEVEL.
- WATCH THE FINGER, LIKE,
LITERALLY...
- NO, NO, NO. I'M NOT GONNA
WATCH ANY [bleep] FINGER.
- WATCH THE FINGER.
- I WILL NOT.
- COMING UP...
- I HAVE TO GO OUT
AND TELL MY FRIEND
THAT SHE CAN NOT COME IN
TO MY PARTY.
- I'M NOT GONNA WATCH
ANY [bleep] FINGER.
- NO, NO, NO, WATCH THE FINGER.
- I WILL NOT.
- I'M GONNA REMOVE MYSELF
FROM THE SITUATION,
BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING...
- GOOD!
- REALLY, REALLY, REALLY VIOLENT
FOR NO REASON.
- REALLY? BECAUSE "F," "F," "F"?
- I CAME HERE TO SPEAK TO YOU
AND TO HAVE A CONVERSATION
WITH YOU,
AND NOW YOU'RE ATTACKING ME.
- WHAT, NOW?
AFTER EVERYTHING YOU DID?
- EVERYTHING I DID?
- AFTER ALL THE NAMES,
AND ALL THE THINGS?
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- [mocking]
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?"
- OH, MY GOD.
I'M NOT SURE WHAT KIM'S ISSUES
ACTUALLY ARE,
BUT I SUSPECT THAT
THERE'S SOME SORT OF
SUBSTANCE ABUSE GOING ON.
- YOU'RE JUST NOT RIGHT.
- OKAY. YOU KNOW, OKAY.
I FELT SORRY FOR HER,
AND I WAS JUST GONNA LET HER
GO OFF ON ME IF SHE WANTED TO.
I TRIED. I WON'T TRY AGAIN.
- YEAH, DON'T TRY AGAIN.
- I WON'T.
- IT'S A SHAME,
A PRETTY GIRL LIKE YOU
HAS A TRUCK DRIVER MOUTH.
- I DO HAVE A TRUCK DRIVER
MOUTH, YOU'RE CORRECT.
- AND THAT
YOU ACT THE WAY YOU DO.
- I'M A GOOD PERSON,
I'M A GREAT FRIEND, AND...
- REALLY?
- YEAH, I'M A GREAT PARENT.
- WHY DON'T YOU GIVE YOURSELF
A HUG, SWEETHEART?
GIVE YOURSELF A GREAT, BIG HUG
FOR ALL THE GOOD THINGS YOU DO,
ALL THE THINGS
YOU THINK YOU ARE.
- I DON'T...
- THERE'S A LOT OF US IN HERE
THAT DON'T THINK YOU ARE.
- I DON'T KID MYSELF.
I DON'T CARE.
I DON'T KID MYSELF ABOUT
WHO I AM OR WHAT I DO.
I KNOW WHO I AM.
YES, I KNOW I SAY THE "F" WORD.
I SAY [bleep] ALL THE TIME.
YES, I DO.
[bleep], [bleep], [bleep],
[bleep], [bleep].
IT'S [bleep], WHO CARES?
I DON'T CARE.
IT DOESN'T MAKE ME
A WORSE PERSON.
- YOU THINK THAT LOOKS NICE,
COMING FROM A PRETTY GIRL
LIKE YOU?
- IT DOESN'T MATTER.
I CAN'T CONTROL IT.
- IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU PRETTY
WHEN YOU SAY THOSE WORDS.
- OKAY.
IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU PRETTY
WHEN YOU ACT LIKE THIS.
- REALLY?
- YEAH.
- IT DIDN'T MAKE YOU LOOK PRETTY
WHEN YOU ACTED LIKE THAT.
- I WAS ATTACKED, AND I ATTACK...
WHEN SOMEONE BITES ME...
- NOBODY ATTACKED YOU.
- I'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT
IN MY LIFE.
- YOU ATTACKED US.
- CAN WE NOT DO THIS?
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M DONE WITH HER ANYWAY.
SHE'S... HORRIBLE.
- CAN YOU NOT DO THIS
IN FRONT OF OUR GOOD FRIENDS?
- YES, THANK YOU.
- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
- I'M NOT, I'M NOT.
- OKAY.
- WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
- NOTHING.
- THAT'S FINE.
- OKAY, YEAH.
[indistinct chatter]
- MY DAUGHTER HAS
SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU TOO.
- I'M NOT FIGHTING
WITH CHILDREN.
IT'S FINE, I JUST WAS TRYING
TO SAY SORRY, AND THEN IT JUST...
I DON'T KNOW.
- I'M SORRY.
- WELL, TONIGHT'S GONNA BE FUN.
- YUP. [sighs]
WE'RE GONNA PARTY ALL NIGHT.
- YEAH.
YOU'RE GONNA BE THE LAST ONE
TO LEAVE.
- I'M GONNA BE THE LAST ONE
TO LEAVE.
- [laughs]
- I'M GONNA DRINK THIS ENTIRE
BOTTLE OF VODKA.
- NICE.
- YUP, I'M GONNA
HAVE FUN TONIGHT.
- GREAT, I'M GONNA BE CARRYING
YOU OUT THIS YEAR.
- YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
CARRY ME OUT THIS YEAR.
- [laughs]
- GOOD THING WE HAVE A DRIVER.
- YES, IT IS A GOOD THING.
AND IT'S A GOOD THING
I'VE BEEN...
I DON'T KNOW, LIFTING WEIGHTS.
- YOU LOOK GREAT.
- THANK YOU.
YOU LOOK GREAT TOO.
- YOU KNOW WHAT TO SAY?
IT'S OKAY.
LOOK AT ME. YOU GOT IT?
- SHE'S REALLY FREAKING OUT.
- I KNOW.
YOU'RE OKAY? - MM-HMM.
- OKAY, DO YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE
SAYING THIS?
- NO, OF COURSE NOT.
- OKAY, OKAY, BUT THEN...
WE'LL BACK YOU UP,
BUT WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY...
- WHAT DID I... DON'T LOOK AT ME,
WHAT I'M GONNA SAY.
- LISTEN, LISTEN,
BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA ASK TAYLOR,
"DID YOU KNOW ABOUT IT?"
SHE KNOWS ABOUT IT.
BECAUSE THAT PUTS HER
IN A WEIRD SITUATION.
- CAN I ASK YOU GUYS A QUESTION?
WHY DO YOU EVEN WANT TO HAVE
A WHOLE DISCUSSION WITH THIS?
WE JUST WALK UP TO HER AND SAY,
"SORRY, YOU'RE NOT INVITED."
YOU KNOW, THESE THINGS...
- BUT THEY ARE INVITED.
- NO, THEY WERE INVITED.
- WELL, YOU'RE DISINVITING THEM.
- I'M JUST SAYING,
THERE'S A POSSIBILITY
THAT TAYLOR
DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT IT.
- WELL, BUT NOW SHE'S GONNA
HAVE TO LEARN ABOUT IT.
- WHY DON'T WE ASK?
- WELL, THAT'S MY POINT.
BECAUSE HE WAS SENDING ME
THOSE EMAILS, RIGHT?
I JUST GOT AN EMAIL
FROM RUSSELL.
"HERE'S THE REAL STORY,
SO NO NEED TO WORRY."
WHY HAS HE SENT THAT TO ME?
THOSE RIDICULOUS,
STUPID EMAILS, YEAH?
AND SHE KNEW NOTHING ABOUT IT.
- BUT THEN WHEN SHE SAYS, "NO,"
THEN WHAT?
- YOU CAN'T JUST SEND EMAILS
LIKE THAT AND NOT KNOW ABOUT IT.
- SO YOU NEED TO SORT IT
OUT BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU.
IT'S NOT WELCOME.
- IT'S THEIR ISSUE.
IT'S THEIR PROBLEM.
- THAT IS EXACTLY RIGHT.
- YEAH, BUT MAYBE
SHE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT IT.
- WELL, BUT THAT'S THEIR ISSUE.
- OKAY, WELL, THAT TOO,
BUT THEN...
- OF COURSE SHE KNOWS ABOUT IT.
- OF COURSE SHE KNOWS ABOUT IT.
- HOW ELSE DID RUSSELL KNOW
ABOUT THIS?
- NO, SHE KNOWS ABOUT IT.
- THEY HAVE TO SORT IT OUT.
AND IF SHE DOESN'T, THEY HAVE
TO SORT THAT OUT BETWEEN THEM.
I MEAN, I SUFFER
THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY WIFE,
AND SHE SUFFERS
THE CONSEQUENCES OF ME.
I MEAN, IT'S PART OF LIFE.
- YEAH, BUT IT'S
A DIFFERENT RELATIONSHIP.
- IT'S NOT.
- WELL, THAT FOR SURE.
I AGREE WITH THAT 100%.
- THIS IS ALL HER FAULT.
- LISA, SHE KNOWS.
- WELL, WE BARELY
MADE IT OUT OF VEGAS.
- WE WERE HAVING FUN.
- WELL, I DIDN'T WANT TO
LEAVE VEGAS.
- WHY WOULD YOU?
THERE'S ONLY A HANDFUL OF PEOPLE
I WOULD LEAVE VEGAS FOR
AND COME HOME
TO COME TO THEIR PARTY.
IF THIS WERE NOT KYLE'S PARTY,
I DON'T KNOW.
- WHY ARE YOU EVEN
DEALING WITH THIS THING?
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE MAURICIO?
HE'LL DEAL WITH IT.
IF YOU CAN'T,
THEN YOU SHOULDN'T DEAL WITH IT,
IF YOU'RE GONNA GET THAT
EMOTIONAL.
THIS IS YOUR PARTY,
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO
DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW?
- WELL, IT'S NOT RATIONAL.
- WHAT?
WHY SHOULD YOU EVEN
DEAL WITH THIS?
- I FEEL BAD. I FEEL BAD.
- WELL, I'M VERY EXCITED
TO SEE KYLE,
AND HER HOUSE IS COMING ALONG
SO BEAUTIFULLY.
I'M OBVIOUSLY VERY APPREHENSIVE
ABOUT SEEING CAMILLE.
I TOLD RUSSELL WHAT HAD HAPPENED
AT THE TEA PARTY
WHILE WE WERE
IN A THERAPY SESSION.
HE WASN'T HAPPY.
HE WAS REALLY UPSET
THAT OTHER PEOPLE KNEW
ABOUT WHAT WAS GOING ON,
ESPECIALLY WHEN WE WERE
TRYING TO WORK THROUGH THINGS,
AND, UM, I WAS REALLY NERVOUS
ABOUT RUSSELL SEEING CAMILLE.
UGH, I DON'T WANT TO
FIGHT WITH HER.
- WELL...
- I HAVE TO JUST FORGIVE.
- JUST HAVE FUN TONIGHT.
- I DON'T KNOW,
AFTER READING THAT EMAIL,
I'M TELLING YOU,
THE TWO OF THEM...
SHE IMMEDIATELY WENT AND TOLD
WHAT HAPPENED AT THE HOUSE.
IMMEDIATELY AFTER
YOUR TEA PARTY.
IMMEDIATELY.
- YEAH, SHE DID. YOU KNOW THAT.
- THAT'S HER M.O.
ALL THIS HEARSAY [bleep],
IT'S RIDICULOUS.
THIS IS... THIS CONSTANT PRESSURE
IS TOO MUCH.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE.
THAT'S THE PROB...
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE.
- WELL, NONE OF US KNOW WHAT TO
BELIEVE, BUT THE PROBLEM IS
THIS IS SERIOUS, AND YOU DON'T
DO THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS,
AND YOU DON'T DO THIS TO...
YOU DON'T DRAW PEOPLE IN,
GET CON... EVERYBODY CONFUSED,
AND THEN
WORK YOURSELF OUT OF IT,
AND LET EVERYBODY ELSE
FEND FOR THEMSELF.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM. - RIGHT.
- WE NEED TO HAVE SOME FUN.
- YEAH, WE DO.
WE ARE OVERDUE.
- DALLAS WAS A BLAST.
VEGAS WAS A BLAST,
WE NEED TO KEEP IT GOIN'.
- YEAH, AND NOW THAT
WE'VE FORGIVEN EACH OTHER...
- YEAH.
NOW THAT I'M A GOOD BOY AGAIN.
- YEAH.
- YEAH.
- FOR THE FIRST TIME.
- FOR THE FIRST TIME.
- [laughs]
NOW THAT YOU'RE A GOOD BOY,
WE CAN HAVE FUN.
I LOVE YOU. - I LOVE YOU.
OKAY.
- THE IDEA THAT I HAVE TO GO OUT
AND TELL MY FRIEND
THAT SHE CANNOT COME IN
TO MY PARTY FEELS TERRIBLE.
- OH, MY GOD.
- HELLO!
- WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
- WHAT?
- THERE'S... [sobbing]
- UH-OH.
- WHAT?
- NO, BUT THERE'S A PROBLEM.
- WHAT'S WRONG?
- NO, I GUESS...
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW ABOUT,
I GUESS,
THE EMAIL YOU SENT CAMILLE.
I GUESS NOW HER LAWYERS
ARE SAYING, OR WHATEVER,
THAT SHE CAN'T BE AROUND YOU
GUYS, AND IT'S LIKE THIS WHOLE...
I JUST... I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO...
- DON'T CRY.
- NO, I DO, I FEEL REALLY BAD.
- IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY,
DON'T FEEL BAD.
- NO, DON'T CRY.
- LISTEN. LISTEN.
IT IS WHAT IT IS, OKAY?
- THE EMAIL THAT WAS SENT OUT,
THAT WAS INAPPROPRIATE.
- I WAS VERY KIND TO HER,
I SAID, "PLEASE CALL ME."
- GUESS WHAT, I READ THE EMAIL,
IT WAS NOT KIND.
- WE ALL READ THE EMAIL.
- THAT WAS NOT KIND.
- EVERYBODY READ THE EMAIL.
- OH, YOU DID?
- WE ALL READ IT.
WE ALL KNOW ABOUT IT.
- RIGHT, I HAVEN'T READ IT.
- HAVE YOU READ IT?
- NO, I HAVEN'T READ IT.
- I'M JUST SAYING, YOU KNOW,
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HANDLED
DIFFERENTLY.
- THE PROBLEM IS, RIGHT NOW,
CAMILLE'S INSIDE.
SHE'S AFRAID TO TALK, BECAUSE
AFTER A LETTER LIKE THIS,
WHAT IS SHE GONNA DO?
SHE'S GONNA CALL HER ATTORNEY.
SHE'S GONNA WANT TO
TALK TO HER ATTORNEY
BEFORE SHE TALKS TO ANYBODY.
- SO NOW IT'S BECOME A SIT...
IT'S GONE FURTHER THAN
JUST CAMILLE.
- RUSSELL TOLD ME HE SENT
AN EMAIL TO CAMILLE
ASKING HER NOT TO DISCUSS
THE PERSONAL DETAILS
OF OUR RELATIONSHIP.
I HAD NO IDEA THAT
HE HAD THREATENED A LAWSUIT.
- [crying]
IT'S LIKE A WHOLE PROBLEM NOW,
AND NOW WE'RE ALL INVOLVED.
AND IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW,
WE CAN'T ALL BE IN THIS...
- I'M SORRY IT HAD TO HAPPEN
AT YOUR PARTY.
I KNOW. I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
LISTEN, WHAT SHE'S TRYING TO SAY
IS IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA.
CAMILLE'S IN THERE,
SHE'S VERY UPSET,
I DON'T... I REALLY DON'T THINK,
AND I DON'T THINK SHE THINKS
THIS IS THE RIGHT TIME
FOR BOTH OF YOU...
ALL OF YOU TO BE TOGETHER.
- I MEAN, DID YOU GUYS DISCUSS
IT BEFORE SENDING IT OUT?
- HAVE YOU
TALKED WITH TAYLOR SINCE?
- I JUST HEARD A RUMOR...
- SO YOU DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THIS EMAIL?
- I DID NOT... I NEVER
READ THE EMAIL.
I NEVER HAVE SEEN THE EMAIL.
- THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID,
SHE'S GOT A GREAT CHANCE
OF NOT KNOWING WHAT...
- I'VE NEVER READ THE EMAIL.
- THAT'S WHAT I SAID,
BECAUSE YOU SENT EMAILS...
- HOLD ON A MINUTE!
- HOLD ON!
- LISTEN, HOLD ON.
- STOP!
- CAN YOU EXPLAIN IT TO TAYLOR,
WHAT HAPPENED, PLEASE?
- I HEARD A RUMOR.
- OKAY.
- AND I JUST SIMPLY SENT CAMILLE
AN EMAIL, SAYING THAT,
"IF YOU MADE THIS COMMENT,
IT'S FALSE."
- RIGHT, RIGHT.
- AND, "WHY WOULD YOU SAY
SOMETHING LIKE THAT?"
- AND I WOULD SUE YOU...
- OKAY. OKAY.
- THE ISSUE HAS GONE FURTHER
THAN JUST CAMILLE,
IT'S BECOME A SITUATION
WHERE EVERYBODY...
THAT NOBODY WANTS TO GET SUED.
NOBODY WANTS TO HAVE
LITIGATION AGAINST THEM,
NOBODY WANTS TO HAVE
ALL OF THAT STUFF.
- SO WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND?
- COMING UP...
- SHE MADE THE COMMENT, BUT
IT WASN'T THAT SHE INVENTED IT,
IT WAS STUFF
THAT TAYLOR TOLD US.
- SHE REPEATED AN EXAGGERATED
VERSION OF WHAT I TOLD HER,
AND HE KNOWS EXACTLY
WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.
- DOES HE?
- THANK YOU.
- YOUR BOOBS ARE HUGE.
I THOUGHT MY BOOBS WERE HUGE.
YOUR BOOBS ARE BIG.
- EVERYBODY THINKS
I GOT MY BOOBS DONE, AND IT'S...
- YOU HAD YOUR BOOBS DONE.
THERE'S NO WAY YOU...
- NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT IT IS.
- IT'S 'CAUSE I LOST
SO MUCH WEIGHT THAT THEY JUST...
- THEY'RE JUST SO HAPPY.
- LOOK SO BIG NOW.
- OKAY, EXCUSE ME.
BUT MY BOOBS NEVER STAND UP
LIKE THAT, NOT EVER.
[laughs]
I YELL FOR ATTENTION,
NOTHING HAPPEN...
- FEEL THE BRA.
- OH, MY GOD.
- NO, UNDERNEATH.
- OH, MY GOD,
IT'S LIKE CONCRETE.
- THIS IS ONE OF
MY FAVORITE SUBJECTS.
- AND IT'S ALL PUSH-UP.
- THOSE BOOBS
CAN'T POSSIBLY BE REAL.
- FEEL HERE.
- I CAN TELL YOU, FOR SURE.
- THEY ARE.
- LISTEN, I...
- THEY ARE!
- OKAY, WELL,
THE PROBLEM IS, RIGHT NOW,
CAMILLE'S INSIDE
AND SHE'S UPSET.
- IT'S GONE FURTHER
THAN JUST CAMILLE,
IT'S BECOME A SITUATION
WHERE EVERYBODY...
THAT NOBODY WANTS TO GET SUED.
NOBODY WANTS TO HAVE LITIGATION
AGAINST THEM.
NOBODY WANTS TO HAVE
ALL OF THAT STUFF.
- SO WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND?
- YOU GUYS SHOULD GO.
- YOU GUYS ENJOY YOUR PARTY.
WE'RE GONNA GO.
AND WE'LL JUST FLY
RIGHT BACK TO VEGAS,
WHERE WE JUST FLEW BACK HERE
FROM TO COME TO YOUR PARTY.
BUT I LOVE YOU.
WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
COME ON.
- OH.
- TAYLOR. TAYLOR!
DON'T GO YET.
I FEEL REALLY BAD. I'M SO SORRY.
[crying] LET ME TELL YOU,
I REALLY FEEL BAD.
[sobs]
LET ME CATCH MY BREATH.
- WE HAVE NO ISSUES WITH YOU.
- IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.
- ENJOY YOUR PARTY.
- NO, I KNOW, BUT IT IS,
'CAUSE IT'S AT MY HOUSE.
I FEEL LIKE IT IS.
- AW, RUSSELL, PLEASE, BECAUSE...
- LITERALLY, WE JUST
GOT OFF AN AIRPLANE...
- BUT LISTEN, BOTH OF YOU.
- FROM LAS VEGAS.
NO, THIS IS NOT RIGHT.
- CAN I TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED?
- IF CAMILLE WAS SO UPSET,
SHE WOULDN'T HAVE SHOWN UP HERE.
ADRIENNE, COME ON NOW. - OKAY.
BUT SHE'S...
- SHE COULD'VE CONTACTED ME.
- BUT SHE'S AFRAID,
BECAUSE OF THE LETTER.
- OF WHAT, ME?
I DIDN'T SEND HER THE LETTER.
- NO, NO.
- BUT IT ALL... OKAY, BUT IT ALL...
- BUT IT'S HER HUSBAND.
- OKAY.
- HER ATTORNEY IS... BY THE WAY,
JUST TO LET YOU KNOW-
- HER ATTORNEY SAID,
"DO NOT TALK."
- SHE... THE ATTORNEYS
DID NOT WANT...
- IF SHE DIDN'T
MAKE THE COMMENT,
THEN THERE'S NO ISSUE HERE.
- SHE MADE THE COMMENT,
BUT IT WASN'T
THAT SHE INVENTED IT, IT WAS
STUFF THAT TAYLOR TOLD US.
- NO, NO, NO.
SHE DID NOT REPEAT
THE SAME THING.
SHE REPEATED
AN EXAGGERATED VERSION
OF WHAT I TOLD HER, AND I AGREE
THAT I TOLD HER SOMETHING
THAT I SHOULD NOT HAVE TOLD HER,
AND HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT I'M...
WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.
- DOES HE?
- HE KNOWS EXACTLY
WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.
- BECAUSE THAT PUT US ALL
IN A BAD POSITION.
THAT'S WHY I SAID THAT TO YOU,
THAT...
- SHE GOT VERY CARRIED AWAY
IF SHE TRULY SAID
WHAT I WAS TOLD SHE SAID.
- NO, NO, CAMILLE DID NOT
GET CARRIED AWAY.
- YEAH, SHE ABSOLUTELY DID.
- NO, NO, NO.
SHE DID NOT. - IF WHAT I HEARD...
- SHE WAS UPSET.
- OKAY.
- AND SHE WAS UPSET...
- I BELIEVE CAMILLE...
- ALL SHE WAS DOING
WAS REPEATING...
SHE WAS UPSET BECAUSE OF
THE STORY THAT WAS TOLD.
- SO THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH
HAWAII TOO, ABOUT ALL THIS.
- JUST LET US GO.
- GO INSIDE.
- [sobs]
I'VE NEVER FELT SO BAD AND
HAD TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT
TO A FRIEND, EVER.
- WHAT HAPPENED?
ARE YOU OKAY? - IT'S A MESS.
IT'S A BLOODY MESS.
I MEAN, IT'S JUST HUMILIATING
FOR HER,
IT'S HUMILIATING FOR EVERYBODY.
- HE'S THREATENING TO SUE HER?
- YEAH, ABSOLUTELY, AND THEN
YOU'RE NEXT, AND I'M NEXT,
WITH WHOEVER SAYS ANYTHING,
SO I DON'T KNOW.
OF COURSE IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE.
- NEXT TIME, ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
- THERE'S THREE SIDES
TO A STORY.
HER SIDE, HIS SIDE,
AND THEN THE TRUTH.
- THERE'S ONE SIDE,
THEN THERE'S THE TRUTH.
- IT WAS AN OUT-AND-OUT LIE.
- WE TAKE OVER THE FLOOR.
YOU KNOW, WE JUST...
[tongue clicks]
- BLECH!
- I LIED TO YOU.
- THERE'S ALWAYS SOME DRAMA
AROUND KIM.
- [hissing]
[growls]
- COULD SHE NOT RAM THAT BIKINI
A LITTLE FURTHER UP HER ASS?
BLOODY HELL.
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY HUSBAND.
DO I HAVE TO COME OVER THERE?
[cell phone rings]
HELLO?
- HI, LIS, IT'S TAYLOR.
- HOW'S EVERYTHING BACK HOME?
- [gasps]
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
- I WANT TO SAY HI TO YOU.
HOW ARE YOU?
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TALKING TO ME?
I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO YOU.
YOU DON'T EXIST.
- I WANT IT ALL
UNDER THE BRIDGE.
IT'S JUST KILLING ME.
- YOU GONNA CRY?
- NO, WHY?
- 'CAUSE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ME
IN A WEDDING DRESS.
- OH, IT'S PERFECT.
- I TOLD YOU YOU WERE GONNA CRY.
[laughs]
- I'M NOT GOING TO CRY.
I LOVE YOU IN IT.
- NOT EVERY PERSON THAT'S NICE
TO YOU, YOU NEED TO, YOU KNOW,
FALL IN LOVE WITH
AND HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH.
- LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
I WANT TO LOVE SOMEBODY
LIKE THIS,
AND I WANT THEM TO LOVE ME BACK.
- I KNOW.
I KNOW KIM WANTS ME TO LIKE HIM,
BUT KEN IS VERY CONTROLLING.
- WE DON'T SAY THAT HE HIT YOU.
WE DON'T KNOW IF IT'S TRUE,
BECAUSE YOU COME OVER,
AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SIGNS
OF PHYSICAL ABUSE ON YOUR BODY.
- THAT'S REALLY UNCOOL.
♪♪ ♪♪
- LIFE IN BEVERLY HILLS
IS A GAME, AND I MAKE THE RULES.
- I'M NOT THE RICHEST GIRL
IN BEVERLY HILLS,
BUT I AM THE LUCKIEST.
- PEOPLE TRY TO FIGURE ME OUT,
BUT I'M ONE-OF-A-KIND.
- I'VE FINALLY FOUND MY VOICE,
AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.
- HAVING IT ALL IS EASY IF
YOU'RE WILLING TO WORK FOR IT.
- DIAMONDS AREN'T
A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND.
FREEDOM IS.
- HOW DO YOU DO THIS THING?
I WONDER HOW
YOU WORK THIS THING.
- PAUL?
GUESS WHAT.
- [sighs] UM, NOW WHAT HAPPENED?
- YOU GOTTA LISTEN.
- ALL RIGHT.
- OKAY?
SO I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE
WITH CAMILLE.
- MM-HMM.
- SHE SOUNDED FRANTIC,
AND I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHY.
REMEMBER WHAT I SAID HAPPENED
AT THE TEA PARTY
BETWEEN CAMILLE AND, UM, TAYLOR?
- BECAUSE WE DON'T SAY
THAT HE BROKE YOUR JAW,
OR THAT HE BEAT YOU UP...
- THREW YOU IN THE BATH OR HE...
- AND HE HIT YOU.
WE DON'T SAY THAT,
BUT NOW WE SAID IT.
- SO RUSSELL DIDN'T LIKE THAT,
I GUESS,
AND HE HAS SENT A EMAIL
TO CAMILLE,
THREATENING TO SUE.
YEAH, THREATENING TO SUE
CAMILLE, BUT THIS IS...
- BECAUSE SHE JUST REPEATED
SOMETHING THAT TAYLOR SAID?
- BUT CAMILLE'S UPSET.
- COME ON, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
- SHE'S VERY UPSET.
- WELL, I DON'T BLAME HER.
- RUSSELL COMMENTED
THAT CAMILLE MADE FALSE
AND SLANDEROUS REMARKS
THAT COULD DAMAGE HIS BUSINESS.
CAMILLE WAS SHOCKED
THAT A FRIEND COULD ACTUALLY BE
POTENTIALLY SUING HER.
TAYLOR HAS ACTUALLY
TOLD ALL OF US
ABOUT THE SITUATION
WITH TAYLOR AND RUSSELL.
SO NOW SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GO...
- SO THAT NOW PUTS STRESS
ON ALL OF US NOW
AGAIN AS A GROUP.
- THAT'S RIGHT, ALL OF US.
CAMILLE IS VERY UPSET, DOES NOT
WANT TO GO TO THE WHITE PARTY.
I THOUGHT THAT ALL OF US
WOULD PROBABLY BE RECEIVING
THREATENING LETTERS TO SUE,
AND, UM, I JUST DIDN'T FEEL THAT
THAT WAS RIGHT.
I DON'T KNOW THAT I WANT TO GO
TO THE WHITE PARTY.
I FEEL ODD, BECAUSE
IT'S GONNA BE AN ODD SITUATION.
ALL OF US HAVE ONLY REPEATED
WHAT TAYLOR HAS SAID TO US
ABOUT THAT SITUATION,
SO I'M GONNA FEEL WEIRD TOO.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
- WELL, I THINK, IF ANYTHING,
SINCE RUSSELL
INITIATED THE EMAIL,
RATHER THAN ALL OF US
FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE,
I DON'T THINK THEY SHOULD GO.
THIS IS VERY, VERY AWKWARD.
FIRST OF ALL,
TAYLOR SHOULDN'T PUT YOU GUYS
IN SITUATIONS LIKE THAT...
- ALL OF US.
- AND RUSSELL SHOULDN'T HAVE
DONE ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
- AND WE ALL... BUT LET ME JUST
TELL YOU, EMOTIONALLY,
IT'S DRAINING.
JUST HAVING TO THINK OF THIS,
AND GO THROUGH THIS,
BECAUSE WE'VE ALL
BEEN TOLD THINGS BY TAYLOR,
UM, ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP.
- WELL, WHAT ABOUT... AREN'T
WE ALL SUPPOSED TO GO TO HAWAII?
- YES, WE ARE.
- THE WHOLE GROUP?
- THE WHOLE GROUP.
- WELL, THAT'S GONNA BE
THE SAME... SAME ISSUE.
WE'RE ALL SUPPOSED TO GO TO
HAWAII FOR MAURICIO'S BIRTHDAY,
BUT IF RUSSELL IS THREATENING
OUR FRIENDS WITH LAWSUITS,
I DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA
FOR HIM TO GO.
WHY DIDN'T HE JUST
PICK UP THE PHONE,
IF HE HAD A PROBLEM WITH HER,
SINCE WE'RE ALL FRIENDS?
- ULTIMATELY,
WHAT REALLY SUCKS ABOUT THIS
IS FRIENDS DON'T SUE FRIENDS,
OR THREATEN TO SUE FRIENDS.
- ALL RIGHT.
- WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
- WOW.
- HELLO.
- HOW ARE YOU, [indistinct]?
- HEY, NATHAN, HOW ARE YOU?
- HELLO, I'M LISA.
WOW, THERE'S SO MANY OF YOU.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
KEVIN IS BRINGING THIS BAND,
ROUGE, TO THE HOUSE
FOR PANDORA'S WEDDING.
- WE COULDN'T BRING
THE WHOLE BAND, SO IT WAS LIKE...
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU COULDN'T
BRING THE WHOLE BAND?
[laughter]
THIS ISN'T THE WHOLE BAND?
- YOU SAID THEY'RE BRINGING
A 20-PIECES BAND HERE,
SOMETHING GRAND.
- A 20-PIECE BAND?
- YEAH, OF COURSE.
IT HAS TO BE OVER-THE-TOP.
YEAH.
- I WANT A BAND,
NOT A BLOODY ORCHESTRA.
- I ALMOST BROUGHT
THE L.A. PHILHARMONIC HERE,
BUT I COULDN'T.
- OH, MY GOD. IS IT...
- THIS IS BEVERLY HILLS,
IT'S OVER-THE-TOP, YOU KNOW?
- DOES IT HAVE TO BE
A 20-PIECE BAND?
- OF COURSE.
THAT'S WHAT I WANT, DARLING.
- OH, MY GOD. OKAY.
CAN WE LISTEN TO ANYTHING?
- THREE, AND...
[Latin love song]
♪♪ ♪♪
[sings in Spanish]
♪♪ ♪♪
- I LIKE THIS.
♪♪ ♪♪
THE BAND'S VERY PASSIONATE.
I LOVE THAT WHOLE LATINO MUSIC,
AND THE WAY THEY SING.
I THINK THEY'RE
A REALLY GOOD CHOICE.
I LOVE THAT.
IT'S ABSOLUTELY JUST,
JUST WHAT THEY WANTED.
- IT'S AMAZING.
- WE LOVE THE STYLE.
- IT'S KIND OF THAT FEEL.
- GREAT.
- OH, IT'S WONDERFUL.
- IT'S FUNKY.
- SEXY.
- WONDERFUL.
- YEAH.
- CAN YOU DO, LIKE,
A SLOWER, MOTOWN
KIND OF SOUNDING SONG?
- SURE.
[slow, romantic music]
- ♪♪ I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING
WITH A SONG ON MY BREATH ♪♪
♪♪ AND YOUR APATHY
IS NOT THE LEAST BIT AMUSING ♪♪
♪♪ AND WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES ♪♪
♪♪ THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME ♪♪
♪♪ WHEN THAT'S WHERE YOU ARE ♪♪
- OH, IT'S SO SWEET.
THIS SHOULD BE YOUR SONG.
IF I CAN'T EVEN LISTEN TO THEM
PLAY IN THE LIVING ROOM
WITHOUT CRYING, HOW AM I
GONNA GET THROUGH THE WEDDING?
WISH ME LUCK.
♪♪ ♪♪
[applause] - WOW.
- I LOVED IT.
- INCREDIBLE.
LOVE IT.
- THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
OH, MY GOD.
- SO LISA, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
ISN'T THAT INCREDIBLE BAND?
- IT'S ABSOLUTELY PERFECT.
IT'S PERFECT FOR WHAT WE WANT.
- WONDERFUL! ALL RIGHT.
- AH, GOOD, THEY'RE HERE.
- WHO IS HERE?
- DESIGNER EIGHT.
- OKAY, OH, YEAH.
YEAH, YEAH, YAY, YAY.
- AH, IT'S AWESOME.
- OH, DAVID.
OKAY, PETALS BY DAVID.
OKAY, PERFECT.
HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD, AND YOURSELF?
- GOOD. GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- NICE TO SEE YOU TOO.
- HI.
- YOU KNOW GLENN.
- HI, GLENN.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- THIS IS DAVID, PETALS BY
DAVID, HE DOES ALL THE FLOWERS.
OKAY. CAN WE, UH...
- YOU WANT TO TAKE A LOOK?
- YES.
OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD, I'M SO EXCITED.
- ALL RIGHT.
- WE DO THE WHITE PARTY
EVERY YEAR,
BUT I DON'T START
THE ACTUAL PLANNING TILL, LIKE,
A WEEK AND A HALF IN ADVANCE.
THEN I END UP SCRAMBLING
AT THE LAST MINUTE
AND RIPPING EVERY HAIR
OUT OF MY HEAD.
- DON'T BRING THEM BACK,
BRING THEM IN.
- WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
- THESE... YEAH,
THESE ARE SQUARE OTTOMANS.
- WHY DON'T... OKAY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THESE ARE FOR,
GLENN.
IS THIS FOR INSIDE THERE?
- THESE ARE FOR EXTRA SEATING.
IT COULD BE OUT THERE,
IT COULD BE IN HERE.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH THE BLACK?
ALL THE LEAVES ARE FALLING
AND SHOWING UP...
- WE'RE GONNA SWEEP IT.
MY PEOPLE ARE GONNA
TAKE CARE OF THAT, DON'T WORRY.
- I WISH WE COULD HAVE
LOWERED THESE CHANDELIERS.
ARE YOU KEEPING 'EM
IN THE SHADE FOR NOW?
- YES.
- YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
HONEY, ARE YOU
ENJOYING YOURSELF?
I COULD USE A LITTLE HELP.
- YOU DON'T NEED MY HELP.
- THESE ARE OTTOMANS.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I WAS THINKING,
PLANNING THIS HUGE PARTY
WITH 300 PEOPLE,
WHEN I BASICALLY
JUST MOVED INTO MY HOUSE.
I HAVE SO NO PATIENCE
TO SIT FOR THE CURLING.
I CANNOT BELIEVE
IT'S TWO HOURS BEFORE THE PARTY
AND NOTHING'S SET UP YET.
- IT WILL BE.
ARE YOUR PINS IN HERE?
- YEAH, BUT THEY ALWAYS SAY...
UH, YEAH. - YEAH.
- I... THIS STRESSES ME OUT
BEYOND BELIEF.
I HAVE, LIKE,
200 PEOPLE COMING TONIGHT.
- I KNOW, AND YOU ALWAYS
HAVE THE BEST PARTIES.
I CANNOT WAIT. I'M SO EXCITED.
- OH, MY GOD.
I THINK MY SISTER KIM
IS BRINGING HER NEW BOYFRIEND.
- OH, MY GOD. THAT'S EXCITING.
- MM-HMM.
- WHAT'S HE LIKE?
- I DON'T REALLY KNOW,
'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW HIM.
- OH.
- I'VE MET HIM TWICE BRIEFLY.
LIKE, "HELLO," AND THAT WAS IT.
- SURE HE'S HEARD ALL ABOUT YOU.
- I'M SURE HE'S HEARD
A LOT OF WONDERFUL THINGS.
[laughter]
I DON'T DO WELL
WITH HIDING MY FEELINGS,
SO I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS
ABOUT KIM
BRINGING KEN
TO THE PARTY TONIGHT.
OH, MY GOD,
I FEEL LIKE THERE'S GONNA BE
SO MANY WEIRD DYNAMICS TONIGHT.
WELL, YOU WOULD THINK THAT,
YOU KNOW,
AT THIS POINT IN HER LIFE,
IT WOULDN'T BE
LIKE THIS ANYMORE.
- I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT 16.
COME ON.
- NO, WE'RE WORSE.
WE'RE YOUNGER.
[laughter]
RIGHT? PRACTICALLY.
- I JUST FEEL LIKE YOU GUYS
DON'T NEED TO FIGHT,
I MEAN, FOR NOTHING,
ESPECIALLY TAYLOR AND LISA.
- NO, TAYLOR AND LISA
ARE GETTING ALONG.
TAYLOR WENT WITH LISA
INSTEAD OF ME GOING WITH HER
TO PANDORA'S BACHELORETTE.
- REALLY?
- YEAH.
'CAUSE I COULDN'T GO.
EVERYONE IS JUST GONNA HAVE TO
BE A BIG GIRL
AND DEAL WITH IT TONIGHT.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO,
HAVE TEN SEPARATE WHITE PARTIES?
[cell phone rings]
HELLO?
- HI!
- HEY, ADRIENNE, HOW ARE YOU?
- HOW ARE YOU DOING, HONEY?
- GOOD, JUST CRAZY.
GETTING READY. WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
I'M EXCITED TO SEE YOU TONIGHT.
- I KNOW, ALTHOUGH,
HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO CAMILLE?
- NOT IN A FEW DAYS, WHY?
- WELL, SHE JUST GOT...
UH, HOW DO I START HERE?
SHE JUST GOT A LETTER, UH,
COMING FROM RUSSELL.
AND IT WAS A THREATENING
LETTER... THREATENING LETTER
TO ACTUALLY SUE HER.
- COMING UP...
- I JUST FEEL REALLY BAD.
- HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL,
HAVING IT IN MY HOME?
I WOULD NEVER SAY TO SOMEBODY,
"YOU CAN'T COME IN,"
BUT WHAT AM I GONNA DO,
HAVE A LAWSUIT TOO?
- HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO CAMILLE?
- WHY?
- SHE JUST GOT A LETTER,
COMING FROM RUSSELL.
IT WAS A THREATENING LETTER
TO ACTUALLY SUE HER
FOR THINGS THAT WERE SAID
ABOUT RUSSELL.
AND OF COURSE, CAMILLE...
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- UH...
- HOW CAN HE SUE HER?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
HOW CAN YOU SUE SOMEBODY
FOR REPEATING...
- WELL, HE'S THREATENING
TO SUE HER
FOR THINGS THAT WERE SAID, AND
I DON'T KNOW HOW HE CAN DO THAT,
BECAUSE CAMILLE
WAS ONLY REPEATING THINGS
THAT TAYLOR HAS TOLD HER.
- OH, MY GOD.
- SO CAMILLE FEELS VERY STRANGE
GOING TO YOUR HOUSE TONIGHT,
AND TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,
UH, I UNDERSTAND HER SITUATION.
AND I DON'T WANT TO GET A LETTER
EITHER, BECAUSE I...
YOU KNOW, SHE HAS TOLD ME
MANY THINGS AS WELL,
THAT RUSSELL HAS DONE,
AND I KNOW SHE'S TOLD YOU,
AND SHE'S TOLD
SOME OF THE OTHER GIRLS.
AND I HATE TO DO THIS TO YOU,
BECAUSE YOU'RE SO WONDERFUL,
AND IT'S A FABULOUS PARTY,
BUT I'M NOT QUITE SURE.
IF CAMILLE WANTS TO GO, I FEEL
KIND OF STRANGE GOING MYSELF.
- I WANT YOU GUYS TO BE HERE.
- AND I DON'T WANT TO PUT YOU
IN THIS SITUATION.
BUT I DON'T...
BECAUSE WE FEEL STRANGE
BEING AROUND TAYLOR
IF SHE'S GOING.
- OH, MY GOD.
- AND WHO'S NEXT? YOU KNOW?
IT'S JUST... IT'S NOT RIGHT.
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- YOU DON'T DO THAT.
- YEAH.
- WE'LL GO, BUT I JUST WANT YOU
TO KNOW WHY,
IF WE DECIDE WE'RE GONNA...
IF IT GETS TOO STRANGE...
- RIGHT.
- WE'RE GONNA LEAVE,
AND THAT'S IT.
- I DON'T WANT IT
TO BE UNCOMFORTABLE EITHER.
- OKAY?
- OKAY, LET ME TRY
TO GET AHOLD OF HER.
I FEEL COMPLETELY SICK
TO MY STOMACH.
- I HATE TO DO THIS TO YOU.
- NO, I KNOW, I KNOW,
BELIEVE ME, I KNOW.
THIS HAS PUT EVERYBODY
IN A HORRIBLE POSITION.
OKAY, OKAY,
I'LL SEE YOU IN A LITTLE BIT,
BUT YOU BETTER BE HERE.
- ALL RIGHT.
- OKAY. OKAY, BYE.
[scoffs]
- MMM.
HOW'S SCHOOL?
- IT WAS GOOD.
- LIKE, THIS MORNING
I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET UP EARLY
TO GET READY AND DO MY HAIR,
EVERYTHING,
BUT THEN, UM,
I TOOK TWO NYQUIL LAST NIGHT.
- [laughing]
- I DID NOT GET UP THIS MORNING.
LIKE, I SAT UP...
I FELT SO BAD...
- THOSE ARE HORRIBLE.
- I FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER.
- [laughs]
- I FELL... I'VE NEVER FALLEN
ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER BEFORE.
EVER.
- I DON'T THINK THAT'S NORMAL.
- AND SHERRY GOES...
I GO LIKE... AND I GO,
"OH, MY GOD, I JUST
FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER,
I'M NOT READY FOR SCHOOL,"
AND SHE GOES,
"YOU FELL ASLEEP IN THE SH...
IS THAT WHY
YOU WERE IN THERE SO LONG?"
I GO, "HOW LONG WAS I IN THERE?"
- THAT'S DANGEROUS.
- SHE GOES,
"AT LEAST 35 MINUTES."
- I'VE NEVER HEARD OF ANYONE
DOING THAT.
- WELL, I DID IT.
- OH.
- WAIT, DID YOU GET A NEW RING?
- NO. IT'S ONE OF...
- WAIT, WHAT?
IS THIS... TELL ME IF I'M
MISTAKEN, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE
THIS IS A RING FINGER.
- IT'S JUST A PROMISE RING.
- PROMISE RING.
- PROMISE RING WITH WHO?
- WITH KEN.
- MOM WAS GONNA SAY...
- THAT IS AN ENGAGEMENT RING.
- NO, IT IS NOT.
- MOM.
- NO.
IT CONCERNS ME THAT MY GIRLS
AREN'T HAPPY AND COMFORTABLE
WITH KEN.
- BUT HONESTLY, WHY ARE YOU
WEARING IT ON YOUR RING FINGER?
LIKE, CAN'T PROMISE RINGS
BE ON YOUR OTHER FINGER?
- IT'S A HUGE ADJUSTMENT.
THEY'VE ALWAYS HAD ME
TO THEMSELVES ALWAYS,
AND, UH, I THINK THEY'RE SCARED.
MM, BEFORE WE GO THERE,
I JUST WANT TO SAY,
WITH CHAD'S BIRTHDAY COMING UP,
AND THE WHITE PARTY,
I WANT EVERYBODY TO, PLEASE...
I'D LIKE IT TO JUST BE
A HAPPY TIME,
SO IF ANYBODY HAS
ANY ISSUES WITH...
- WHO HAS ISSUES?
- NO, I JUST...
YOU KNOW, I KNOW, LIKE,
SOME OF YOU ARE NOT ALL HAPPY...
WHY CAN'T EVERYBODY
BE HAPPY FOR ME?
I WANT THEM TO KNOW
THIS IS NOT SOMETHING
I CHOSE TO DO WITH HIM
AND LOSE THREE OF MY KIDS.
RIGHT NOW I'M TALKING ABOUT KEN.
- OH.
- THE WHOLE THING WITH KEN.
- IS HE COMING?
- [laughs]
- WELL, IT'S ALMOST TIME
FOR THE WHITE PARTY,
AND IT ALSO WILL BE
THE FIRST TIME
THAT EVERYBODY MEETS KEN.
YEAH.
THE ONLY THING IS,
IF YOU COULD JUST...
LOOK AT ME, KIMBERLY.
- [laughs]
- IF YOU WOULD PUT IT ASIDE...
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- AND JUST BE KIND,
AND NICE AND FRIENDLY.
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING,
I'M JUST LETTING EVERYTHING GO,
AND JUST GOING TO THE THINGS,
AND DOING WHAT I HAVE TO DO.
- WE WON'T START ANYTHING
WITH KEN.
- OKAY.
- BUT WE CAN'T
CONTROL OTHER PEOPLE.
- I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO.
- WELL, I'M JUST SAYING, LIKE,
IF SOMEONE
HAS AN ISSUE WITH HIM,
THEN THAT'S THEIR CHOICE.
- THERE'S ALSO HAWAII COMING UP,
AND KEN MAY COME, AND SO
I REALLY AM ANXIOUS TO SEE
HOW THE WHITE PARTY GOES.
I'M JUST ASKING
IF YOU COULD JUST...
PLEASE, LET'S BE CORDIAL,
LET'S HAVE A GOOD TIME,
NO MATTER WHAT.
- I'M GOOD.
I THINK KIMBERLY'S GOOD TOO.
- I'M GRAND.
- JUST REMEMBER, WHEN THINGS...
IF YOU FEEL A CERTAIN THING
FOR SOMEBODY,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHARE IT
IN FRONT OF EVERYONE,
YOU CAN KEEP IT TO YOURSELF,
AND GIVE IT TO GOD, AND...
AND NOT SHARE IT. - [laughs]
- HOW AMAZING IS THIS?
- WHY... OH, MY GOD.
OH, IT LOOKS AMAZING.
OH, MY GOD.
SO THESE CHANDELIERS
ARE NOT WORKING YET?
HONEY?
- YES, MY LOVE?
- THOSE CHANDELIERS ARE NOT
PLUGGED IN,
AND I WANT THEM ON.
- TALK TO GLENN ABOUT THAT.
THAT'S A GLENN ISSUE.
- I DID, BUT...
ARE WE GETTING THEM ON, GLENN?
- YES, MA'AM.
- OKAY, OKAY.
RELAXING. GOOD TIMES.
OKAY.
HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- NICE TO SEE YOU.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- YOU REMEMBER JENNIFER, RIGHT?
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
NICE TO SEE YOU.
I INVITED BRANDI
TO MY WHITE PARTY
BEFORE THE NIGHT IN MALIBU.
- YOU DON'T... [bleep] YOU! WHAT?
[overlapping yelling]
- NO, STOP!
- YOU, CANNOT START A FIGHT...
- STOP!
- DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH ME
LIKE THAT AGAIN, OKAY?
YOU'LL BE SORRY, ALL RIGHT?
IT'S PROBABLY
GONNA BE UNCOMFORTABLE,
BUT I'M NOT GONNA DISINVITE HER.
- WOW, THIS IS NICE.
I HAVEN'T BEEN TO HER NEW HOUSE.
- YEAH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- UM, WHAT IS THIS?
- IT'S A [indistinct].
- OOH, YEAH.
- CHAMPAGNE WITH A SHOT OF
[indistinct].
- SURE.
- OKAY.
- [laughs]
- THANK YOU.
- ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU.
- THANK YOU.
- HAVE A GREAT NIGHT.
- OKAY.
- WOW.
- LOOKS COOL.
OH, AND YOU'RE HERE TOO.
- MORE CHAMPAGNE!
- ALL RIGHT, I SEE WHERE
THIS PARTY'S GOIN'.
OH, WOW, THIS PLACE IS GREAT.
- OH, WOW.
- WOW!
- I DON'T WANT TO DISCUSS THE
EMAIL THAT RUSSELL HAD SENT ME.
THIS IS SOMETHING THAT
WE NEED TO RESOLVE OURSELVES,
NOT AT A PARTY.
- I'M HURT.
IN MY LIFE
THERE ARE PEOPLE I TRUST,
AND THERE ARE PEOPLE
I DON'T TRUST.
THE PEOPLE I TRUST,
I DON'T WANT TO BE BETRAYED.
- I WOULD FEEL
VERY UNCOMFORTABLE
SEEING RUSSELL AND TAYLOR
AT THIS POINT.
- HEY, CAMILLE!
- HI, BEAUTIFUL.
MMM. THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME.
- THANK YOU FOR COMING.
- THE HOUSE LOOKS AMAZING.
- YOU LOOK GREAT, AS ALWAYS.
- THANK YOU.
- FINALLY, IT'S, LIKE,
PRETTY MUCH DONE NOW.
- IT'S AMAZING.
- I REALLY LOVE IT.
HOPEFULLY THAT CHANDELIER
DOESN'T FALL ON ANYBODY TONIGHT.
[laughs]
- OR MAYBE YOU WANT IT TO.
- YEAH, EXACTLY.
IT'S RIGGED.
AND... CUE THE CHANDELIER!
[laughter]
- YOU GRABBING MY ASS?
- I'M NOT GRABBING YOU.
- WHY NOT?
[laughs]
- HELLO!
BEAUTIFUL DRESS. - THANK YOU.
- I NEED TO TALK TO LISA
ABOUT TAYLOR AND RUSSELL.
I WANT SOMEONE
TO HELP ME FIGURE OUT,
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HANDLE
THIS SITUATION.
- WHERE'S ADRIENNE?
WHERE DOES SHE STAND
ON ALL THIS?
- ADRIENNE IS SCARED
TO BE AROUND EITHER ONE OF THEM,
BECAUSE OF THE LAWSUIT.
- WELL, ME TOO.
I'M IN THE SAME POSITION.
- ME TOO!
- I'M TALKING ABOUT SAYING
YOUR HUSBAND ABUSES YOU...
AND YOU'VE ALL
VOICED THE SAME OPINION TO ME.
SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
- LISTEN, NONE OF US HAVE...
I HAVE NOT SAID ANYTHING...
THE ONLY THING ANYONE
HAS EVER SAID, EVEN CAMILLE,
I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY SAYS,
IS WHAT SHE WAS TOLD.
- BY TAYLOR.
- OKAY?
THIS ISN'T LIKE
SHE THREW SOMETHING OUT THERE,
AND INVENTED SOMETHING.
WHAT CAME OUT OF CAMILLE'S MOUTH
IS WHAT TAYLOR TOLD HER.
- NO, I KNOW.
- SHE DIDN'T ACCUSE HIM,
SHE REPEATED WHAT SHE WAS TOLD...
- I KNOW.
- BEEN TELLING ALL OF US.
- YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I JUST FEEL REALLY BAD.
- HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL,
HAVING THEM IN MY HOME?
I WOULD NEVER SAY TO SOMEBODY,
"YOU CAN'T COME IN,"
BUT WHAT AM I GONNA DO,
HAVE A LAWSUIT TOO?
- BUT YOU'VE GOTTA GIVE HER
THE HEADS UP.
- I HAVE BEEN TRYING,
LISA, OKAY?
- OKAY, OKAY.
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
- I HAVE BEEN CALLING,
AND I HAVE BEEN TRYING.
- ALL RIGHT, WELL,
LET'S JUST TRY AGAIN,
BECAUSE IT'S GONNA BE REALLY
BLOODY EMBARRASSING.
- IT'S HUMILIATING.
I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE
TO REACH TAYLOR,
AND NOW THE ONLY THING I CAN DO
IS WAIT FOR HER
TO SHOW UP AT MY HOUSE,
AND THEN TELL HER
SHE'S NO LONGER INVITED
TO MY PARTY.
IT FEELS AWFUL.
I FEEL SO BAD.
- COMING UP...
- I LET YOU BRING ME
TO THAT LEVEL.
- WATCH THE FINGER, LIKE,
LITERALLY...
- NO, NO, NO, I WILL NOT.
- THIS IS PRETTY.
- THIS IS COOL.
YEAH, I LIKE THIS.
- ARE YOU WORRIED
ABOUT A LAWSUIT?
I MEAN, WHY WOULD WE
BE WORRIED ABOUT A LAWSUIT?
- WELL, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING...
- HOW COULD WE BE...
I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND
THE WHOLE THING.
WE'RE BEING TOLD SOMETHING.
- HE'S GOT NO REASON TO SUE ME.
I DON'T THINK HE'S GOT ANY
REASON TO SUE ANYBODY, YOU KNOW?
- LISA IS VERY GOOD FRIENDS
WITH THE EDITOR OF US MAGAZINE.
I MET WITH ONE OF MY LITIGATORS
TODAY, AND HE SAID,
"LOOK, WE'LL JUST
SERVE 'EM WITH A LAWSUIT."
YOU KNOW, IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE.
- I JUST FEEL REALLY BAD,
BECAUSE SHE MADE A HUGE EFFORT
TO GO TO PANDY'S BACHELORETTE,
AND THEN SUDDEN...
- LISA, THAT IS SO UNIMPORTANT
RIGHT NOW.
- IT ISN'T THOUGH,
BECAUSE IT IS.
- PLEASE.
- IT IS TOO.
- IT ISN'T! IT ISN'T!
- IT IS TO ME.
BECAUSE SUDDENLY... I'VE JUST
SPENT THE WEEKEND WITH HER,
HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO HER SINCE,
AND SUDDENLY I...
- HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?
I'VE BEEN CLOSER WITH HER
LONGER THAN YOU,
THIS WHOLE TIME.
HOW DO YOU THINK I'M FEELING
RIGHT NOW?
- WELL, THAT LAST THING I KNEW
WAS TAYLOR'S ON A BUSINESS TRIP
WITH RUSSELL, SO I'VE TRIED
TEXTING HER AND CALLING HER
TO SAVE HER THE EMBARRASSMENT
OF BEING TURNED AWAY
FROM THE PARTY.
SHE'S GONNA BE REALLY UPSET.
SHE'S NOT GONNA TRUST
EITHER OF US AGAIN...
TO GET OUT OF THE CAR AND SAY,
"YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU CAN'T COME IN, WELCOME."
I MEAN, COME ON.
GO AND ASK ADRIENNE,
ASK HER WHAT SHE WANTS TO DO.
- THE REALITY IS THAT
IF YOU'RE GONNA BE
THREATENING LAWSUITS, WE DON'T
FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.
AND SO THEREFORE, YOU KNOW...
- NO, WE DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE.
- UH, WE'RE JUST TRYING
TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT TO DO RIGHT NOW.
- SO THIS IS WHAT I WOULD DO.
UM...
- COME OVER HERE, YOU GUYS.
- SO WHAT SH...
- NO, MY QUESTION IS...
AND THIS IS WHAT I...
- HERE, WE'LL GO HERE.
- LISTEN TO ME.
- COME OVER HERE, GUYS. OKAY.
THIS IS A REALLY BAD POSITION
TO BE PUT IN.
- WELL, SHE PUT US ALL
IN THOSE... IN THIS POSITION.
- DID YOU HAVE A CLUE
OF ANYTHING THAT'S GONE DOWN?
HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO TAYLOR?
- WELL, I KNEW... NO.
NOT AT ALL. - NOR HAVE I.
- HAVE YOU?
- NO, NOTHING.
NOT SINCE
THE BACHELORETTE PARTY.
AND APPARENTLY IT WAS, UH,
SENT AT THE TIME
WE WERE TOGETHER IN VEGAS.
WELL, I WOULD THINK THAT
SHE DOESN'T KNOW, THAT'S MY...
- YOU DON'T THINK
IT'S HER HUSBAND?
YOU DON'T THINK
HE'S GONNA TELL HER?
- WELL, MAYBE
HE DOESN'T KNOW ALL OF IT.
- OF COURSE SHE KNOWS.
- SHE'S GOTTA KNOW.
LIKE, HOW WOULD YOU
NOT KNOW THAT?
- HOW WOULD YOU NOT KNOW THAT?
- SHE DOESN'T...
- OKAY, WELL, YOU CAN ASK.
- LISTEN, HOLD ON A SECOND,
HE WAS SENDING EMAILS TO ME
THAT SHE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT.
- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- FEEL MY HEART RIGHT NOW.
- OH, MY GOD.
[laughs]
[party music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- WHY DON'T YOU WALK A LADY...
- CARRY YOUR PURSE?
LET ME CARRY YOUR PURSE. - YEAH.
- I USUALLY COME ALONE
TO EVERY EVENT,
SO I'M EXCITED
TO WALK IN WITH KEN.
HI! - HI, HOW ARE YOU?
HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- HI, NICE TO SEE YOU.
- I WORE PANTS TODAY.
- LOOK AT YOU,
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- OOH.
- WOW!
- DID I BRING TOO MUCH...
- NO, YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.
- I FEEL LIKE A HIPPIE.
- WELL, YEAH, NO.
- [laughs]
- BAH-BUM, BAH-BOOM.
- OH, HOT GIRLFRIEND.
- UH, THIS IS KEN.
- I KNOW, WE'VE MET.
- HEY.
- PARIS', YES. THANK YOU.
- I WILL BE AS NICE TO KEN
AS I POSSIBLY CAN.
WILL I BE BENDING OVER
BACKWARDS FOR HIM?
NO.
- HELLO, BEHIND YOU.
- OH!
[laughter]
I JUST WANT TO SAY,
YOU SAID TO ME,
"I'M SICK, STAY AWAY."
- OH. YOU'RE NOT STILL SICK?
- [coughs]
- I HAD THE BRONCHITIS.
- WAIT, WAIT, LISTEN.
- OH, DON'T GIVE IT BACK TO ME.
- [coughs]
- GET HER AWAY FROM ME.
- [coughs]
- GET AWAY FROM ME.
- [coughs]
- OH, THAT IS SO BAD!
IT'S BEEN A WHILE
SINCE I'VE SEEN KIM.
I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW LOVELY
SHE IS TO BE AROUND.
SO YOU'VE GOT A NEW MAN?
WHERE IS HE, IS HE HERE?
- HE'S OVER THERE.
- WHERE IS HE?
- OKAY, LET'S FIND HIM.
- KEN!
- HI, KEN.
- HI.
- [coughs]
- WILL YOU STOP
BLOODY COUGHING ON ME,
FOR GOD'S SAKE?
- [coughs]
- UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
- OH, THAT IS SO BAD!
KIM'S BOYFRIEND KEN SEEMED VERY,
UM...
PLEASANT?
- SHE IS A GOOD GIRL.
SHE IS A GOOD GIRL.
- OH, HEY.
- HI.
KIM, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
IN SUCH A LONG TIME.
- SHE NEEDS LOVE,
AND SHE SHOULD GET IT.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- THAT'S MY FEELING ON IT.
[laughs]
- SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- I HAVE PLENTY OF THAT.
- I KNOW, I CAN TELL.
- I LOVE YOUR NECKLACES.
- YOU HAVE A GOOD HEART.
- OH, HI.
- HI, I'M KEN.
- ARE YOU KIM'S FRIEND?
- THAT'S RIGHT.
- HI, IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
FIRST IMPRESSION,
THEY SEEM HAPPY TOGETHER.
IT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN
KIM HAPPY WITH SOMEBODY.
- DO YOU WANT TO SEE
A FUNNY PICTURE?
- WHAT IS IT?
- YOU GUYS WANT TO LAUGH, WATCH.
ME AND BRANDI. [laughter]
- SHE'S SO MUCH FUN,
WITH THAT PHOTO...
- YOU GUYS, LOOK AT ME.
READY, YOU WANT TO SEE?
- I LIKE THIS ONE BETTER.
- ME AND BRANDI. LOOK AT THAT.
UH-OH, NAUGHTY!
- I DON'T KNOW WHY,
BUT DANA IS SHOWING ME A PICTURE
OF HER AND BRANDI, AND, UM,
I DON'T CARE ABOUT BRANDI.
UM, I DON'T LIKE ALL THIS.
- WHAT HAPPENED THERE?
- I WOULD RATHER JUST...
- WE MADE UP IN VEGAS.
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE UP,
YOU'LL SEE.
SHE'S KIND OF A NUT JOB,
BUT IT'S FUN.
- WHO?
- BRANDI.
- OH! GOD.
- OH, LOOK.
- LET ME JUST SAY ONE THING.
- SEE, YOU DIDN'T KNOW
WHO IT WAS.
- LET ME JUST SAY ONE THING.
- OH, HERE IT IS.
- THERE WILL BE...
- NO MAKE-UPS?
- IT'S NOT ABOUT MAKING UP.
- NO REDOS?
- JUST CLEAR MY PATH.
- ALL RIGHT.
- SORRY.
- WHAT IF WE DO LIKE A...
- ABSOLUTELY NOT.
- [laughs]
- I THINK YOU
PRETTY MUCH HEARD IT.
- ABSOLUTELY NOT.
- OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GONNA JUST, LIKE,
BURN THE FLAME.
- I'M GONNA TELL YOU RIGHT NOW,
SHE COMES OVER TO ME...
- IT'S HISTORY?
- I SAID TO YOU THE OTHER DAY...
- IT'S TROUBLE.
- "YOU WANT TO PLAY
WITH THE BIG DOGS?
YOU WANT TO PLAY
WITH THE BIG DOGS?"
- IT JUST LOOKS LIKE KYLE
SO MUCH WHEN YOU DO THAT.
[squeals]
- AND I SAID, YOU KNOW, NICELY...
YOU KNOW, SHE HAS, WHAT,
ONE BROKEN LEG?
- YOU...
- [laughs]
- SHE SAID,
"DON'T ANYONE KICK IT."
SHE WAS LIKE, "PLEASE, DANA,
TELL EVERYBODY NOT TO KICK..."
- OH, I WON'T KICK THAT ONE.
- [laughs]
- I'LL JUST BREAK THE OTHER ONE.
- PLEASE, I CAN'T
TAKE IT ANYMORE TONIGHT.
- SORRY.
- I REALLY CAN'T.
- SHE JUST BEST
STAY CLEAR OF ME.
AND IF SHE
LIKES THAT BROKEN LEG,
SHE OUGHT TO GET READY
FOR THE SECOND ONE.
LET'S GO.
- OKAY, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I'VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH...
LIKE, I DON'T EVEN
HAVE THE ENERGY TO EXPEND...
- SORRY.
I DON'T MEAN TO RUIN YOUR PARTY.
I'LL TAKE HER OUTSIDE THEN...
LIKE TAYLOR THREATENED
TO TAKE ME OUTSIDE.
- OKAY.
- 'CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA
PUT UP WITH IT ANYMORE.
- WELL,
WHY DON'T YOU SAY IT NICELY,
SO I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE
PROBLEMS...
- NO. NICELY?
WHAT DID SHE DO TO ME NICELY?
I'VE HEARD THAT KYLE
AND BRANDI HAVE MADE PEACE.
[scoffs]
I'M HAPPY FOR YOU, KYLE.
- OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T
HANDLE ANY MORE PROBLEMS.
I REALLY... I CAN'T.
- WHAT'S WRONG, KIM?
- IF SHE GLANCES MY WAY ONE MORE
TIME, I'M WALKING OVER TO HER,
AND SHE'S ABOUT READY TO GET
HER HAIR YANKED OFF HER HEAD.
- SHE'S NOT... SHE'S NOT...
- HER WHAT?
- HAIR... I DON'T KNOW.
- I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT WITH YOU
NOW, I WANT TO SORT THIS OUT.
- I DON'T LIKE YOU.
- OKAY.
- I WILL NEVER LIKE YOU.
- OKAY.
- KIM AND I ENDED UP
IN THE SAME ROOM AND IT WAS ON.
YOU DON'T LIKE ME,
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA LIKE ME,
AND I SAID I'M SORRY.
- THE NAMES...
- YOU GUYS WERE OUT OF LINE,
I WAS OUT OF LINE.
- WE... WAIT, WAIT...
- IT WAS A BAD SITUATION,
- YOU WANT TO...
YOU WANT TO HATE ME FOREVER.
- WE WERE NOT OUT OF LINE
UNTIL YOU GOT OUT OF LINE.
I DON'T WANT TO
ACCEPT HER APOLOGY,
BECAUSE I DON'T CARE ABOUT HER.
SHE'S NEGATIVE AND ICKY.
- YOU DON'T HAVE TO
EVER LIKE ME.
- DON'T EVEN APOLOGIZE,
IT'S NOT WORTH IT.
I DON'T EVEN
ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY.
- YOU DON'T HAVE TO. I SAID...
- I WON'T.
- I DO...
- I DON'T, I WON'T.
WHAT I'M TELLING YOU IS THIS IS
THE WAY IT WENT DOWN FOR ME.
KYLE TURNS AND SAYS, "OKAY,
LET'S PLAY GENIUS IQ,"
AND SHE STARTS CLOCKWISE AND
SAYS, "LET'S START WITH YOU."
AND YOU SAID...
- NO, I TOOK IT AS AN INSULT,
OF COURSE.
- "FINE, BRING IT ON, BITCH."
AND I SAID,
"NOW, THAT'S NOT VERY NICE."
- WELL, WE ALL HAVE OUR
BITCHY MOMENTS, LET'S BE CLEAR.
ALL OF US.
- OKAY, BUT MY SISTER
GENUINELY IS NOT A BITCH.
- I MEAN, NO, I'M SURE...
- WE ALL HAVE OUR MOMENTS.
- I MEAN, WE ALL HAVE
OUR MOMENTS.
- BUT SHE WASN'T BEING A BITCH.
- SHE WAS.
- SHE WAS NOT.
- SHE WAS.
BUT SHE APOLOGIZED TO ME FOR IT,
SO IT'S OKAY.
SO SHE ADMITS THAT
SHE WAS BEING A BITCH AS WELL.
- WELL, MAYBE SHE DID THAT
TO TRY TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER,
BUT SHE WAS NOT. - OKAY.
- OKAY? YOU WERE.
I FEEL BAD THAT
YOU BROUGHT ME TO THAT LEVEL.
- RIGHT, I BROUGHT... RIGHT.
- AND WHAT I NEEDED TO DO
WAS GET ON MY KNEES
AND APOLOGIZE TO GOD
THAT I LET YOU
BRING ME TO THAT LEVEL.
- WATCH THE FINGER, LIKE,
LITERALLY...
- NO, NO, NO. I'M NOT GONNA
WATCH ANY [bleep] FINGER.
- WATCH THE FINGER.
- I WILL NOT.
- COMING UP...
- I HAVE TO GO OUT
AND TELL MY FRIEND
THAT SHE CAN NOT COME IN
TO MY PARTY.
- I'M NOT GONNA WATCH
ANY [bleep] FINGER.
- NO, NO, NO, WATCH THE FINGER.
- I WILL NOT.
- I'M GONNA REMOVE MYSELF
FROM THE SITUATION,
BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING...
- GOOD!
- REALLY, REALLY, REALLY VIOLENT
FOR NO REASON.
- REALLY? BECAUSE "F," "F," "F"?
- I CAME HERE TO SPEAK TO YOU
AND TO HAVE A CONVERSATION
WITH YOU,
AND NOW YOU'RE ATTACKING ME.
- WHAT, NOW?
AFTER EVERYTHING YOU DID?
- EVERYTHING I DID?
- AFTER ALL THE NAMES,
AND ALL THE THINGS?
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- [mocking]
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?"
- OH, MY GOD.
I'M NOT SURE WHAT KIM'S ISSUES
ACTUALLY ARE,
BUT I SUSPECT THAT
THERE'S SOME SORT OF
SUBSTANCE ABUSE GOING ON.
- YOU'RE JUST NOT RIGHT.
- OKAY. YOU KNOW, OKAY.
I FELT SORRY FOR HER,
AND I WAS JUST GONNA LET HER
GO OFF ON ME IF SHE WANTED TO.
I TRIED. I WON'T TRY AGAIN.
- YEAH, DON'T TRY AGAIN.
- I WON'T.
- IT'S A SHAME,
A PRETTY GIRL LIKE YOU
HAS A TRUCK DRIVER MOUTH.
- I DO HAVE A TRUCK DRIVER
MOUTH, YOU'RE CORRECT.
- AND THAT
YOU ACT THE WAY YOU DO.
- I'M A GOOD PERSON,
I'M A GREAT FRIEND, AND...
- REALLY?
- YEAH, I'M A GREAT PARENT.
- WHY DON'T YOU GIVE YOURSELF
A HUG, SWEETHEART?
GIVE YOURSELF A GREAT, BIG HUG
FOR ALL THE GOOD THINGS YOU DO,
ALL THE THINGS
YOU THINK YOU ARE.
- I DON'T...
- THERE'S A LOT OF US IN HERE
THAT DON'T THINK YOU ARE.
- I DON'T KID MYSELF.
I DON'T CARE.
I DON'T KID MYSELF ABOUT
WHO I AM OR WHAT I DO.
I KNOW WHO I AM.
YES, I KNOW I SAY THE "F" WORD.
I SAY [bleep] ALL THE TIME.
YES, I DO.
[bleep], [bleep], [bleep],
[bleep], [bleep].
IT'S [bleep], WHO CARES?
I DON'T CARE.
IT DOESN'T MAKE ME
A WORSE PERSON.
- YOU THINK THAT LOOKS NICE,
COMING FROM A PRETTY GIRL
LIKE YOU?
- IT DOESN'T MATTER.
I CAN'T CONTROL IT.
- IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU PRETTY
WHEN YOU SAY THOSE WORDS.
- OKAY.
IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU PRETTY
WHEN YOU ACT LIKE THIS.
- REALLY?
- YEAH.
- IT DIDN'T MAKE YOU LOOK PRETTY
WHEN YOU ACTED LIKE THAT.
- I WAS ATTACKED, AND I ATTACK...
WHEN SOMEONE BITES ME...
- NOBODY ATTACKED YOU.
- I'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT
IN MY LIFE.
- YOU ATTACKED US.
- CAN WE NOT DO THIS?
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M DONE WITH HER ANYWAY.
SHE'S... HORRIBLE.
- CAN YOU NOT DO THIS
IN FRONT OF OUR GOOD FRIENDS?
- YES, THANK YOU.
- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
- I'M NOT, I'M NOT.
- OKAY.
- WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
- NOTHING.
- THAT'S FINE.
- OKAY, YEAH.
[indistinct chatter]
- MY DAUGHTER HAS
SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU TOO.
- I'M NOT FIGHTING
WITH CHILDREN.
IT'S FINE, I JUST WAS TRYING
TO SAY SORRY, AND THEN IT JUST...
I DON'T KNOW.
- I'M SORRY.
- WELL, TONIGHT'S GONNA BE FUN.
- YUP. [sighs]
WE'RE GONNA PARTY ALL NIGHT.
- YEAH.
YOU'RE GONNA BE THE LAST ONE
TO LEAVE.
- I'M GONNA BE THE LAST ONE
TO LEAVE.
- [laughs]
- I'M GONNA DRINK THIS ENTIRE
BOTTLE OF VODKA.
- NICE.
- YUP, I'M GONNA
HAVE FUN TONIGHT.
- GREAT, I'M GONNA BE CARRYING
YOU OUT THIS YEAR.
- YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
CARRY ME OUT THIS YEAR.
- [laughs]
- GOOD THING WE HAVE A DRIVER.
- YES, IT IS A GOOD THING.
AND IT'S A GOOD THING
I'VE BEEN...
I DON'T KNOW, LIFTING WEIGHTS.
- YOU LOOK GREAT.
- THANK YOU.
YOU LOOK GREAT TOO.
- YOU KNOW WHAT TO SAY?
IT'S OKAY.
LOOK AT ME. YOU GOT IT?
- SHE'S REALLY FREAKING OUT.
- I KNOW.
YOU'RE OKAY? - MM-HMM.
- OKAY, DO YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE
SAYING THIS?
- NO, OF COURSE NOT.
- OKAY, OKAY, BUT THEN...
WE'LL BACK YOU UP,
BUT WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY...
- WHAT DID I... DON'T LOOK AT ME,
WHAT I'M GONNA SAY.
- LISTEN, LISTEN,
BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA ASK TAYLOR,
"DID YOU KNOW ABOUT IT?"
SHE KNOWS ABOUT IT.
BECAUSE THAT PUTS HER
IN A WEIRD SITUATION.
- CAN I ASK YOU GUYS A QUESTION?
WHY DO YOU EVEN WANT TO HAVE
A WHOLE DISCUSSION WITH THIS?
WE JUST WALK UP TO HER AND SAY,
"SORRY, YOU'RE NOT INVITED."
YOU KNOW, THESE THINGS...
- BUT THEY ARE INVITED.
- NO, THEY WERE INVITED.
- WELL, YOU'RE DISINVITING THEM.
- I'M JUST SAYING,
THERE'S A POSSIBILITY
THAT TAYLOR
DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT IT.
- WELL, BUT NOW SHE'S GONNA
HAVE TO LEARN ABOUT IT.
- WHY DON'T WE ASK?
- WELL, THAT'S MY POINT.
BECAUSE HE WAS SENDING ME
THOSE EMAILS, RIGHT?
I JUST GOT AN EMAIL
FROM RUSSELL.
"HERE'S THE REAL STORY,
SO NO NEED TO WORRY."
WHY HAS HE SENT THAT TO ME?
THOSE RIDICULOUS,
STUPID EMAILS, YEAH?
AND SHE KNEW NOTHING ABOUT IT.
- BUT THEN WHEN SHE SAYS, "NO,"
THEN WHAT?
- YOU CAN'T JUST SEND EMAILS
LIKE THAT AND NOT KNOW ABOUT IT.
- SO YOU NEED TO SORT IT
OUT BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU.
IT'S NOT WELCOME.
- IT'S THEIR ISSUE.
IT'S THEIR PROBLEM.
- THAT IS EXACTLY RIGHT.
- YEAH, BUT MAYBE
SHE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT IT.
- WELL, BUT THAT'S THEIR ISSUE.
- OKAY, WELL, THAT TOO,
BUT THEN...
- OF COURSE SHE KNOWS ABOUT IT.
- OF COURSE SHE KNOWS ABOUT IT.
- HOW ELSE DID RUSSELL KNOW
ABOUT THIS?
- NO, SHE KNOWS ABOUT IT.
- THEY HAVE TO SORT IT OUT.
AND IF SHE DOESN'T, THEY HAVE
TO SORT THAT OUT BETWEEN THEM.
I MEAN, I SUFFER
THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY WIFE,
AND SHE SUFFERS
THE CONSEQUENCES OF ME.
I MEAN, IT'S PART OF LIFE.
- YEAH, BUT IT'S
A DIFFERENT RELATIONSHIP.
- IT'S NOT.
- WELL, THAT FOR SURE.
I AGREE WITH THAT 100%.
- THIS IS ALL HER FAULT.
- LISA, SHE KNOWS.
- WELL, WE BARELY
MADE IT OUT OF VEGAS.
- WE WERE HAVING FUN.
- WELL, I DIDN'T WANT TO
LEAVE VEGAS.
- WHY WOULD YOU?
THERE'S ONLY A HANDFUL OF PEOPLE
I WOULD LEAVE VEGAS FOR
AND COME HOME
TO COME TO THEIR PARTY.
IF THIS WERE NOT KYLE'S PARTY,
I DON'T KNOW.
- WHY ARE YOU EVEN
DEALING WITH THIS THING?
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE MAURICIO?
HE'LL DEAL WITH IT.
IF YOU CAN'T,
THEN YOU SHOULDN'T DEAL WITH IT,
IF YOU'RE GONNA GET THAT
EMOTIONAL.
THIS IS YOUR PARTY,
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO
DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW?
- WELL, IT'S NOT RATIONAL.
- WHAT?
WHY SHOULD YOU EVEN
DEAL WITH THIS?
- I FEEL BAD. I FEEL BAD.
- WELL, I'M VERY EXCITED
TO SEE KYLE,
AND HER HOUSE IS COMING ALONG
SO BEAUTIFULLY.
I'M OBVIOUSLY VERY APPREHENSIVE
ABOUT SEEING CAMILLE.
I TOLD RUSSELL WHAT HAD HAPPENED
AT THE TEA PARTY
WHILE WE WERE
IN A THERAPY SESSION.
HE WASN'T HAPPY.
HE WAS REALLY UPSET
THAT OTHER PEOPLE KNEW
ABOUT WHAT WAS GOING ON,
ESPECIALLY WHEN WE WERE
TRYING TO WORK THROUGH THINGS,
AND, UM, I WAS REALLY NERVOUS
ABOUT RUSSELL SEEING CAMILLE.
UGH, I DON'T WANT TO
FIGHT WITH HER.
- WELL...
- I HAVE TO JUST FORGIVE.
- JUST HAVE FUN TONIGHT.
- I DON'T KNOW,
AFTER READING THAT EMAIL,
I'M TELLING YOU,
THE TWO OF THEM...
SHE IMMEDIATELY WENT AND TOLD
WHAT HAPPENED AT THE HOUSE.
IMMEDIATELY AFTER
YOUR TEA PARTY.
IMMEDIATELY.
- YEAH, SHE DID. YOU KNOW THAT.
- THAT'S HER M.O.
ALL THIS HEARSAY [bleep],
IT'S RIDICULOUS.
THIS IS... THIS CONSTANT PRESSURE
IS TOO MUCH.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE.
THAT'S THE PROB...
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE.
- WELL, NONE OF US KNOW WHAT TO
BELIEVE, BUT THE PROBLEM IS
THIS IS SERIOUS, AND YOU DON'T
DO THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS,
AND YOU DON'T DO THIS TO...
YOU DON'T DRAW PEOPLE IN,
GET CON... EVERYBODY CONFUSED,
AND THEN
WORK YOURSELF OUT OF IT,
AND LET EVERYBODY ELSE
FEND FOR THEMSELF.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM. - RIGHT.
- WE NEED TO HAVE SOME FUN.
- YEAH, WE DO.
WE ARE OVERDUE.
- DALLAS WAS A BLAST.
VEGAS WAS A BLAST,
WE NEED TO KEEP IT GOIN'.
- YEAH, AND NOW THAT
WE'VE FORGIVEN EACH OTHER...
- YEAH.
NOW THAT I'M A GOOD BOY AGAIN.
- YEAH.
- YEAH.
- FOR THE FIRST TIME.
- FOR THE FIRST TIME.
- [laughs]
NOW THAT YOU'RE A GOOD BOY,
WE CAN HAVE FUN.
I LOVE YOU. - I LOVE YOU.
OKAY.
- THE IDEA THAT I HAVE TO GO OUT
AND TELL MY FRIEND
THAT SHE CANNOT COME IN
TO MY PARTY FEELS TERRIBLE.
- OH, MY GOD.
- HELLO!
- WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
- WHAT?
- THERE'S... [sobbing]
- UH-OH.
- WHAT?
- NO, BUT THERE'S A PROBLEM.
- WHAT'S WRONG?
- NO, I GUESS...
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW ABOUT,
I GUESS,
THE EMAIL YOU SENT CAMILLE.
I GUESS NOW HER LAWYERS
ARE SAYING, OR WHATEVER,
THAT SHE CAN'T BE AROUND YOU
GUYS, AND IT'S LIKE THIS WHOLE...
I JUST... I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO...
- DON'T CRY.
- NO, I DO, I FEEL REALLY BAD.
- IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY,
DON'T FEEL BAD.
- NO, DON'T CRY.
- LISTEN. LISTEN.
IT IS WHAT IT IS, OKAY?
- THE EMAIL THAT WAS SENT OUT,
THAT WAS INAPPROPRIATE.
- I WAS VERY KIND TO HER,
I SAID, "PLEASE CALL ME."
- GUESS WHAT, I READ THE EMAIL,
IT WAS NOT KIND.
- WE ALL READ THE EMAIL.
- THAT WAS NOT KIND.
- EVERYBODY READ THE EMAIL.
- OH, YOU DID?
- WE ALL READ IT.
WE ALL KNOW ABOUT IT.
- RIGHT, I HAVEN'T READ IT.
- HAVE YOU READ IT?
- NO, I HAVEN'T READ IT.
- I'M JUST SAYING, YOU KNOW,
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HANDLED
DIFFERENTLY.
- THE PROBLEM IS, RIGHT NOW,
CAMILLE'S INSIDE.
SHE'S AFRAID TO TALK, BECAUSE
AFTER A LETTER LIKE THIS,
WHAT IS SHE GONNA DO?
SHE'S GONNA CALL HER ATTORNEY.
SHE'S GONNA WANT TO
TALK TO HER ATTORNEY
BEFORE SHE TALKS TO ANYBODY.
- SO NOW IT'S BECOME A SIT...
IT'S GONE FURTHER THAN
JUST CAMILLE.
- RUSSELL TOLD ME HE SENT
AN EMAIL TO CAMILLE
ASKING HER NOT TO DISCUSS
THE PERSONAL DETAILS
OF OUR RELATIONSHIP.
I HAD NO IDEA THAT
HE HAD THREATENED A LAWSUIT.
- [crying]
IT'S LIKE A WHOLE PROBLEM NOW,
AND NOW WE'RE ALL INVOLVED.
AND IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW,
WE CAN'T ALL BE IN THIS...
- I'M SORRY IT HAD TO HAPPEN
AT YOUR PARTY.
I KNOW. I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
LISTEN, WHAT SHE'S TRYING TO SAY
IS IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA.
CAMILLE'S IN THERE,
SHE'S VERY UPSET,
I DON'T... I REALLY DON'T THINK,
AND I DON'T THINK SHE THINKS
THIS IS THE RIGHT TIME
FOR BOTH OF YOU...
ALL OF YOU TO BE TOGETHER.
- I MEAN, DID YOU GUYS DISCUSS
IT BEFORE SENDING IT OUT?
- HAVE YOU
TALKED WITH TAYLOR SINCE?
- I JUST HEARD A RUMOR...
- SO YOU DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THIS EMAIL?
- I DID NOT... I NEVER
READ THE EMAIL.
I NEVER HAVE SEEN THE EMAIL.
- THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID,
SHE'S GOT A GREAT CHANCE
OF NOT KNOWING WHAT...
- I'VE NEVER READ THE EMAIL.
- THAT'S WHAT I SAID,
BECAUSE YOU SENT EMAILS...
- HOLD ON A MINUTE!
- HOLD ON!
- LISTEN, HOLD ON.
- STOP!
- CAN YOU EXPLAIN IT TO TAYLOR,
WHAT HAPPENED, PLEASE?
- I HEARD A RUMOR.
- OKAY.
- AND I JUST SIMPLY SENT CAMILLE
AN EMAIL, SAYING THAT,
"IF YOU MADE THIS COMMENT,
IT'S FALSE."
- RIGHT, RIGHT.
- AND, "WHY WOULD YOU SAY
SOMETHING LIKE THAT?"
- AND I WOULD SUE YOU...
- OKAY. OKAY.
- THE ISSUE HAS GONE FURTHER
THAN JUST CAMILLE,
IT'S BECOME A SITUATION
WHERE EVERYBODY...
THAT NOBODY WANTS TO GET SUED.
NOBODY WANTS TO HAVE
LITIGATION AGAINST THEM,
NOBODY WANTS TO HAVE
ALL OF THAT STUFF.
- SO WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND?
- COMING UP...
- SHE MADE THE COMMENT, BUT
IT WASN'T THAT SHE INVENTED IT,
IT WAS STUFF
THAT TAYLOR TOLD US.
- SHE REPEATED AN EXAGGERATED
VERSION OF WHAT I TOLD HER,
AND HE KNOWS EXACTLY
WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.
- DOES HE?
- THANK YOU.
- YOUR BOOBS ARE HUGE.
I THOUGHT MY BOOBS WERE HUGE.
YOUR BOOBS ARE BIG.
- EVERYBODY THINKS
I GOT MY BOOBS DONE, AND IT'S...
- YOU HAD YOUR BOOBS DONE.
THERE'S NO WAY YOU...
- NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT IT IS.
- IT'S 'CAUSE I LOST
SO MUCH WEIGHT THAT THEY JUST...
- THEY'RE JUST SO HAPPY.
- LOOK SO BIG NOW.
- OKAY, EXCUSE ME.
BUT MY BOOBS NEVER STAND UP
LIKE THAT, NOT EVER.
[laughs]
I YELL FOR ATTENTION,
NOTHING HAPPEN...
- FEEL THE BRA.
- OH, MY GOD.
- NO, UNDERNEATH.
- OH, MY GOD,
IT'S LIKE CONCRETE.
- THIS IS ONE OF
MY FAVORITE SUBJECTS.
- AND IT'S ALL PUSH-UP.
- THOSE BOOBS
CAN'T POSSIBLY BE REAL.
- FEEL HERE.
- I CAN TELL YOU, FOR SURE.
- THEY ARE.
- LISTEN, I...
- THEY ARE!
- OKAY, WELL,
THE PROBLEM IS, RIGHT NOW,
CAMILLE'S INSIDE
AND SHE'S UPSET.
- IT'S GONE FURTHER
THAN JUST CAMILLE,
IT'S BECOME A SITUATION
WHERE EVERYBODY...
THAT NOBODY WANTS TO GET SUED.
NOBODY WANTS TO HAVE LITIGATION
AGAINST THEM.
NOBODY WANTS TO HAVE
ALL OF THAT STUFF.
- SO WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND?
- YOU GUYS SHOULD GO.
- YOU GUYS ENJOY YOUR PARTY.
WE'RE GONNA GO.
AND WE'LL JUST FLY
RIGHT BACK TO VEGAS,
WHERE WE JUST FLEW BACK HERE
FROM TO COME TO YOUR PARTY.
BUT I LOVE YOU.
WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
COME ON.
- OH.
- TAYLOR. TAYLOR!
DON'T GO YET.
I FEEL REALLY BAD. I'M SO SORRY.
[crying] LET ME TELL YOU,
I REALLY FEEL BAD.
[sobs]
LET ME CATCH MY BREATH.
- WE HAVE NO ISSUES WITH YOU.
- IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.
- ENJOY YOUR PARTY.
- NO, I KNOW, BUT IT IS,
'CAUSE IT'S AT MY HOUSE.
I FEEL LIKE IT IS.
- AW, RUSSELL, PLEASE, BECAUSE...
- LITERALLY, WE JUST
GOT OFF AN AIRPLANE...
- BUT LISTEN, BOTH OF YOU.
- FROM LAS VEGAS.
NO, THIS IS NOT RIGHT.
- CAN I TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED?
- IF CAMILLE WAS SO UPSET,
SHE WOULDN'T HAVE SHOWN UP HERE.
ADRIENNE, COME ON NOW. - OKAY.
BUT SHE'S...
- SHE COULD'VE CONTACTED ME.
- BUT SHE'S AFRAID,
BECAUSE OF THE LETTER.
- OF WHAT, ME?
I DIDN'T SEND HER THE LETTER.
- NO, NO.
- BUT IT ALL... OKAY, BUT IT ALL...
- BUT IT'S HER HUSBAND.
- OKAY.
- HER ATTORNEY IS... BY THE WAY,
JUST TO LET YOU KNOW-
- HER ATTORNEY SAID,
"DO NOT TALK."
- SHE... THE ATTORNEYS
DID NOT WANT...
- IF SHE DIDN'T
MAKE THE COMMENT,
THEN THERE'S NO ISSUE HERE.
- SHE MADE THE COMMENT,
BUT IT WASN'T
THAT SHE INVENTED IT, IT WAS
STUFF THAT TAYLOR TOLD US.
- NO, NO, NO.
SHE DID NOT REPEAT
THE SAME THING.
SHE REPEATED
AN EXAGGERATED VERSION
OF WHAT I TOLD HER, AND I AGREE
THAT I TOLD HER SOMETHING
THAT I SHOULD NOT HAVE TOLD HER,
AND HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT I'M...
WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.
- DOES HE?
- HE KNOWS EXACTLY
WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.
- BECAUSE THAT PUT US ALL
IN A BAD POSITION.
THAT'S WHY I SAID THAT TO YOU,
THAT...
- SHE GOT VERY CARRIED AWAY
IF SHE TRULY SAID
WHAT I WAS TOLD SHE SAID.
- NO, NO, CAMILLE DID NOT
GET CARRIED AWAY.
- YEAH, SHE ABSOLUTELY DID.
- NO, NO, NO.
SHE DID NOT. - IF WHAT I HEARD...
- SHE WAS UPSET.
- OKAY.
- AND SHE WAS UPSET...
- I BELIEVE CAMILLE...
- ALL SHE WAS DOING
WAS REPEATING...
SHE WAS UPSET BECAUSE OF
THE STORY THAT WAS TOLD.
- SO THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH
HAWAII TOO, ABOUT ALL THIS.
- JUST LET US GO.
- GO INSIDE.
- [sobs]
I'VE NEVER FELT SO BAD AND
HAD TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT
TO A FRIEND, EVER.
- WHAT HAPPENED?
ARE YOU OKAY? - IT'S A MESS.
IT'S A BLOODY MESS.
I MEAN, IT'S JUST HUMILIATING
FOR HER,
IT'S HUMILIATING FOR EVERYBODY.
- HE'S THREATENING TO SUE HER?
- YEAH, ABSOLUTELY, AND THEN
YOU'RE NEXT, AND I'M NEXT,
WITH WHOEVER SAYS ANYTHING,
SO I DON'T KNOW.
OF COURSE IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE.
- NEXT TIME, ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
- THERE'S THREE SIDES
TO A STORY.
HER SIDE, HIS SIDE,
AND THEN THE TRUTH.
- THERE'S ONE SIDE,
THEN THERE'S THE TRUTH.
- IT WAS AN OUT-AND-OUT LIE.
- WE TAKE OVER THE FLOOR.
YOU KNOW, WE JUST...
[tongue clicks]
- BLECH!
- I LIED TO YOU.
- THERE'S ALWAYS SOME DRAMA
AROUND KIM.
- [hissing]
[growls]
- COULD SHE NOT RAM THAT BIKINI
A LITTLE FURTHER UP HER ASS?
BLOODY HELL.
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY HUSBAND.
DO I HAVE TO COME OVER THERE?
[cell phone rings]
HELLO?
- HI, LIS, IT'S TAYLOR.
- HOW'S EVERYTHING BACK HOME?
- [gasps]