The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 12, Episode 19 - We Need to Talk About Kathy - full transcript

Previously, on
"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

I am inviting you
all to Aspen.

Aspen!

Wow. So pretty.

Oh, God. I'm already over it.

I really like you.

I like you, too.
We just need to work it out.

Did you read anything
about Erika this morning?

I just read about it

'cause we're talking about it
on the show.

You are?



I would've given the earrings

if it's going to help
somebody in pain.

- I would give it up.
- I don't give a ****

About anybody else but me.

Hearing how Erika feels,

I really now don't want
to give her a heads up

about what I talked about
on "The Real."

Don't say that, Erika,

because you're my friend,
and I can't defend that.

People think I should
feel some way.

- Erika, don't.
- Dumb ****.

They have my tequila here.

- They do?
- Uh-huh.

Can I try a little shot
of that 818 tequila?



It's my friend
Kendall Jenner's tequila.

Once Kathy's mad,
it's hard to turn that around.

You guys, do we walk
into the Caribou Club

for five minutes to see it?

Kyle wants to go
to one more bar.

What could possibly happen?

If I don't get in,
I'm not offended.

"If you don't get in."
She's Kathy ****ing Hilton.

She can get in with a ****ing
bathing suit on.

Whatever.
If I don't, I don't.

- Have fun, y'all.
- Oh, my God.

*THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS"
Season 12 Episode 19

Episode Title:
"We Need to Talk About Kathy"

Aired on: September 29, 2022.

I'm on a mission from God.

Get this out of here.

Okay.

My head is definitely in a fog
after what happened last night.

It's way worse than a hangover.

Hi, Storm.

You ready to go back to LA?

Rinna, you almost ready?

Oh, my God.

Okay.

We were at the club,

and Kathy was having
an absolute meltdown.

I've never seen anything
like this in my life.

My face is so puffy here.

Aspen really does a number
to your filler.

I'm puffed up from crying.
My eyes look disgusting.

When were you crying?

- I cried at Kemo Sabe.
- Oh.

She left.

I mean, for her to leave,
she couldn't shake it.

I was like,
"Kathy, these things happen."

Thanks. Thanks.

And then I cried
when I was talking to Erika.

I can't.

I am not saying a whole lot,

'cause I'm still in shock
from what I experienced.

It's not something that
I would have ever imagined

coming from anyone
in this group,

let alone Kathy Hilton.

Is Kathy not flying
back with us?

Did she say she wasn't?

When I went down,
it was still dark.

I don't know.

My sister doesn't want
to come out of her room.

And it feels so weird

to think I'm leaving my sister
behind in Aspen

because she won't
get on the plane.

I'm just thinking to myself,
if she's this upset,

somehow,

this is going to be my fault.

Storm, where's your luggage.
Where's your luggage?

♪ They always sayin'
I'm doing too much ♪

♪ I don't drive,
I got a chauffeur ♪

♪ I'm doing too much ♪

♪ Only wear something
one time ♪

♪ I'm doing too much ♪

Let's go, baby girl.

- Bye, Aspen.
- ♪ I'm doing too much ♪

Storm, get in the car.
Get in the car.

- Okay, should we shut this?
- Yep.

Let's do it.

Let's go.

Hi, morning!

I can't believe I went skiing

- and I'm waiting for you guys.
- Well, honey, you know,

we're a lot of people
to get together.

How about a Bloody Mary?
Let's do some Bloody Marys.

I never drink them,
but why not?

I think it's really
a good idea.

Okay, I'll give it a shot.

After what
we've been through,

have a Bloody Mary.

We have grilled chicken,
and it looks like ham.

These are good.

- I don't want to fight with you.
- I don't want to fight.

Because I can't
give you answers

- to questions you may ask.
- I'm not... I'm not...

- And I don't want to know...
- Listen, here's the thing.

I'm not talking
about legal stuff.

I don't want to do that.

I want to connect
on a human basis.

Me too.

When I scream out,
it's like pure anger.

- Yeah.
- And I'm sorry,

for everybody that's on the
receiving end, including Kyle.

But you know what,

I was ****ing mad,
because I don't feel heard.

Are you crying?

No, I get moved
by what people say.

We're having a moment.

Is the plane going down?

Are we gonna die?

Why are you saying "I'm sorry"?

I mean, I'm hoping that
Erika's being real with me.

When we did our snowmobiling,

we had a very good
conversation.

I really like you.

I like you, too.
We just need to work it out.

Can I trust it?
I'm gonna try.

But I really did look out
the window looking for smoke.

Has anyone checked or asked?

We tried to go in her room,
and it was pitch dark.

Sleeping.
And then she had texted saying,

"I'm not flying back
on the plane."

- She was still sleeping?
- Obviously.

Kathy's not on the plane
with us today

because she had a breakdown

at the nightclub
that we were all at,

that we saw.

Kathy was just a little off.

She kept asking everybody
to do the conga line.

And I don't think anybody
wanted to do it.

And the next thing I know,

she's in my face,

saying that she wanted
to go home.

"And if you don't go home
with me,

you are not my friend."

I saw some commotion,

but I didn't
really see anything.

And I've known Kathy
for a long time,

more than some of
the other girls in the group.

Like, how bad could
the behavior have been?

I went to the bathroom,
and I came back,

and I just saw her
completely raging,

screaming at the girls,
and mostly at Kyle.

Kathy was saying
that she was pissed off,

and that I had to leave
the club right now.

I was very confused because I
didn't even know what happened.

So I said,
"No, I'm not doing that.

We just got here, Kathy."

Eventually,
Rinna said to Kathy,

"Come on, I'll take you home."
And then they both left.

We get in the sprinter van,

and Kathy starts screaming
about everything.

And she's saying things like,

"I'm gonna take down
NBC, Bravo.

"I will take down this show,
singlehandedly.

I will ****ing ruin you all."

What in the holy ****ing hell?

We get back to Kyle's house,
and it's just the two of us.

And it gets worse.

She takes her glasses off.
She throws them on the ground.

She's jumping up and down,
breaking her glasses.

She's pounding the walls.

And she's screaming,

she made Kyle.
Kathy's responsible for Kyle.

And she said, "I will destroy
Kyle and her family,

if it's
the last thing I ever do."

You would not believe,
in my house,

with my daughters,
there's actually none.

So weird.
I didn't grow up like that.

My sisters and I...
Kim and I were fighting.

- Yes.
- Digging, drawing blood.

- Were you biting?
- I used to bite,

and she would claw
until I was bleeding.

Rinna was texting Erika
a play-by-play

of what was happening.

And I was glancing
at Erika's phone.

And I was just like,
"I don't want to go home."

You and I should talk
at some point,

just so I can try to figure out

how to kind of rid myself
of what happened last night.

If you have any tips,
let me know.

Well, I'm not sure I do.

Kyle is way more famous
and way more successful

than Kathy Hilton's ever been.

And clearly,
Kathy is still holding on

to anger over the agency.

I have been approached
to create our own company.

And it's so difficult
for me to deal with that

because of family.

"American Woman."

I did a deal
with Warner Brothers

for a scripted TV show
about my life growing up.

It really put Mom
in such a bad, bad light.

I just wouldn't do that
without talking to you.

I think that it's been
very hard for Kathy

to have it all and then
to have her sister have more.

You guys, how is Kathy
getting to the airport?

I'm getting worried.

Don't get worried.

It's not your problem.

Coming up...

If you think I'm gonna be
the ****ing whipping boy,

So what should we get Crystal
for her birthday party?

- Should we walk around?
- Yeah.

In a few days,
I'm turning 39,

and I'd love for you guys
to all come to my home

for a "Great Gatsby"
Roaring '20s party.

Yay!

See, something like this
might be really lovely.

I love an orchid.

- I like what it symbolizes.
- I agree. That's easy.

Hello, hello.
We would like to get this.

And then,
why don't we have it delivered?

Perfect.
Then we don't have to take it.

Then you don't have to
take it.

Then we can do
a gift card with it.

- Yep, let's do that.
- Perfect.

- That's really pretty.
- Isn't that pretty?

- That's really pretty.
- Oh, I love it.

- Hi, honey.
- Hi.

- Do you have a moment?
- Sure.

- How's it going?
- Good.

Like, so busy.
My birthday week.

Yes, I know.
It's very exciting.

Party tomorrow.
It's kind of crazy.

- Is it tomorrow?
- Yes.

- Oh, my God. Seriously?
- Yeah.

Is tomorrow gonna be fun?

- I really have no idea, honey.
- Okay.

The Roaring '20s was
a beautiful era,

and I kind of wanted to, like,
really dress up with everybody

and just have a good time.

I'm a little scared,
because I want to have fun.

But Aspen...

I mean, every night was
so much fighting.

You're not gonna
ruin my birthday.

You are not gonna ruin
my birthday.

So maybe we should have
an area,

like Zoey's slime shed,

that we could lock them in,
and they can...

- Just have it out?
- Yeah, have it out.

They can throw slime
at each other.

- Yes.
- Perfect.

- Right?
- Sure.

Okay. I can't believe
I'm unpacking Aspen,

and packing up to go again.

That's quite a big suitcase,
is it not?

Well, I'm gonna
be gone a while.

Help me think
what I'm gonna need.

Why don't you find
some good crystals for me?

I'm gonna need good energy,

especially after my fricking
last night in Aspen.

- What?
- It's complicated.

I am going back to Georgia

to continue to film
"Halloween Ends,"

so I will be missing
Crystal's birthday.

The last thing I want to do
is have to talk about Aspen.

This is a good coat to take,
don't you think?

No, no, no, Smokey.

Thank God I will be chased
by Michael Myers instead.

Are you gonna miss me?
Are you gonna miss me?

I wish I could take
one of them with me.

- Do it.
- I would take Smokey,

but she's too much work.
Honestly, I can't.

I have not spoken to Kathy,
or seen her, since Aspen.

Drop it.

But I think she ended up
leaving my house

and going to a hotel

and then finally
making it back to LA.

Are you gonna bring me
one pajama at a time?

You only need three.

No wonder you take so long
when we get ready.

Smokey, we're gonna have to
work with you with the trainer.

I really, honestly
believed that

we would never go to
a bad place ever again.

How did you two
come back together?

Our kids.

Because our kids
are unbelievably close.

And there was way
too much time wasted.

Aww.

And I don't know
how I can fix this.

Who's gonna drive me
to my cheer games?

Dad. So make sure Dad...
Put on the family chat

the remaining dates
of the games, okay?

Hey! No!

That sweater...
No, you little poop head.

I got you, you... oh, my God,
you little... you little... er.

You already ruined it!
No! No! No!

No! Gosh! Smokey!
Oh, my God.

- Hello.
- How are you?

- Welcome.
- Thank you.

Wow.

- This is...
- This is so yummy.

I'll tell you, I'm glad
I'm here with my girlfriend

and not my daughter,

because my five-year-old
would be going crazy right now.

I cannot even tell you.

It would be
her dream come true.

It smells like heaven
in here.

- Hi, I'm Erika.
- Jonathan.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

- Hey.
- Thank you for coming.

Oh, my God,
thank you for having us.

- This makes me happy.
- I know.

I'm like...
I'm ear-to-ear smiles.

So that's the thing
with chocolate, right?

No matter what you're going
through, whatever it is,

chocolate makes
everyone happy all the time.

Unfortunately, I know that.

Aspen was a rough ride
for Erika.

I want to lift her spirits
and have some fun.

What better way
than to make some chocolate?

Plus, we need to get a present
for Crystal's birthday party.

All right,
let's get it going.

Let's make some chocolate.
Let's... and champagne first.

Yes.

I mean, chocolate definitely
helps when you're feeling down.

It's like free
chocolate therapy.

Real therapy is expensive.

I mean, I just got the bill
the other day,

and I was like, "Wow."

Wait, Erika can't get it
over her head. Hold on.

Okay, so... there you go.

See, you guys are naturally
Lucy and Ethel, right?

We're naturally
Lucy and Ethel? Oh, my God!

Super cute.

So this is... I'm gonna show you
some of the bars,

and then we'll choose what
we want to make or whatever.

- All right.
- This is amazing.

These are pink chocolate
covered Oreos,

which are super popular.

This is called a dipping fork.

You just literally...
Like, you twist it around,

and then you fish it out.
What a pro!

- She's a natural.
- She's hired.

I mean!

Really, so much fun.

And therapeutic, really.

Erika, there's something
really therapeutic about...

- Making and creating.
- Yes.

- It's chocolate therapy.
- It is.

It is here.

Let's do some other stuff.
What else can you show us?

So the heart.

We literally are going to pour
the chocolate in here.

- Chocolate is a luxury.
- Yes, it is.

- It just, it is.
- Chocolate is like a reward.

- And it's a luxury.
- It's a luxury.

24-karat gold,

so I'm gonna sprinkle
a bit of that on there.

That's what
we were just saying.

It's a real luxury.

This is a luxury chocolate.

Okay, it's our girlfriend's
39th birthday.

Yep.

Can you whip up
something super special?

For you two? Anything.

So I'm gonna leave
you guys to it.

- Okay.
- Have a little bit of fun,

and then I'll be back
to check on you.

Thank you, thank you,
thank you.

I want to make this for me.

And I forgot that
I'm making it for Phoenix,

so I can't really use
Goji berries.

- So I gotta think about...
- She can't early Goji berries?

Well, I don't know
if she will.

- Ah.
- So I know you must have seen

what Garcelle said
on "The Real," and...

Yeah, it was devastating.

Even if she's not guilty

of knowing everything
that Tom was doing...

- Yeah.
- But this is a way of saying,

"I have compassion for you."

Getting rid of those
diamond earrings

is not going to hurt her.

So I have a problem here.

Garcelle played
semi-nice with me,

but didn't have the balls
to ****ing say,

"Hey, girl,
I tore your ass up last week."

- Right.
- "You need to know this."

I do not know everything.

I choose to support my friend.
I see my friend hurting.

And when I had
the conversation with Kyle,

this is what upset me.

Suddenly, if I support you...

Then you're not friends
with them?

Well, it's...
It's not even that.

That I am, in some way,
supporting the alleged crimes.

- Oh, my God.
- So it was,

"You tell me right now

if you agree what she said
the other night."

You know damn well

what was said last night
was disturbing and wrong.

But the fact that you're not
saying that, cut and clean,

is so disturbing.

- That is so ****ing gross.
- I know.

I can't be dealing with
these chicks

that are worried about,

"What will
the neighbors think?"

**** the neighbors,
you know?

By the way,
I do want to say this.

And let me very clear.

Sometimes those ones
that are really, you know,

like, doing the best
are hiding the most.

You know, I'm getting tired
of being the whipping boy,

when I know
that there are others

who display
not the best behavior.

So if Kyle is gonna have
a conversation with you

about my behavior...

If you want to get something
off your chest, get it.

Who? Who are you talking about?

Oh, boy.

I think, in this town,

the rules are a little
different for the hyper-elite.

Kathy's been in this town
her whole life.

She is part of a family
that has a lot of strength,

a lot of wealth,
and a lot of connections.

You have to think twice if you
really want to challenge them.

We've all seen each other
at our worst.

We've all heard things
that perhaps were not the best.

If you think I'm gonna be
the ****ing whipping boy

for this entire group,

you got another thing coming,
honey.

Coming up...

We talked about Erika
and the $750,000 earrings.

What was the consensus
behind the earrings?

♪ I'm a, I'm a, I'm a,
I'm a savage ♪

♪ I'm a, I'm a, I'm a,
I'm a savage ♪

Are you having a drink?

Yeah, do you want one?

I miss the old days.
That's all I'm gonna say.

- It's time for the second act.
- It really is.

I'm gonna make some new music.
We're starting on it.

- Oh, my God, good.
- Everything is cool.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- Oh, babe.
- I know. I'm excited.

Okay, here.
Cheers to the old school.

Old school.
Preston in the house.

Oh, you already did yours?

- Okay, cheers.
- Sorry about it.

Really pretty.

Something's bothering me
about it.

It's not right.

I don't like that smudgy.
So maybe just do that?

I usually don't like
costume parties.

However, I do have

an authentic
vintage 1920s dress.

So this one,
I'm kind of excited about.

I'm not nervous about
seeing these girls at all.

- Good.
- I'm excited.

We're gonna shake it out,

and she's gonna be sexy
and ready to go.

You look gorgeous.

'Cause I'm taking a soda
with me.

No, you're not taking
the soda on a night.

I know, but how am
I gonna stay up?

No, you're not.

You're not getting a soda.

No. No.

You look after your mama
so well.

Yeah.

Is this gonna stay on?

Girl, you know there
will not be dancing,

but there might be
hair-pulling.

How do you know I'm the one

that's not gonna be
pulling the hair?

- Garcelle, yoo-hoo!
- Hey, girl.

Get a shot. Get me a shot.

I'll be ready in two minutes.
Have a snack.

You ain't got
to tell me twice.

Oh, is this Crystal's gift?

Ooh!

We have to cut off the red.
No, the tag.

Wait a minute.

"Happy birthday."
Where's a pen? I need a pen.

Oh, not a pimp stick.

Oh, shut the front door.

Oh, Sheree?

Well!

What?

I am your man tonight.

I've always wanted a man
in Chanel suspenders.

- Honey.
- Ooh! Ooh!

My inspiration for tonight
was definitely Josephine Baker.

I love it. I love it,
I love it, I love it.

I feel strong.
I feel glamorous.

And I feel like
"don't mess with me."

I kind of signed my name
to the card.

I will **** you up.

- Girl.
- We have a lot to talk about.

What is going on?

You know my day job
at "The Real"?

Yes, ma'am.

We talked about Erika
and the $750,000 earrings.

Oh, shut up.

- But it's on social media.
- So you did that today?

No, I did it before...
Before we went to Aspen.

Hello, we do pop culture.
We do news. That's my job.

I know, but I'm... like,

I wonder
if you can get out of it

- 'cause you're friends with her.
- Oh, I just tried.

The producer goes, "Do you
have anything else to say?"

I'm like, "Uh, I'm going on
a trip with her."

So I haven't seen her since.

- Yeah.
- But can I tell you?

During our whole trip

- in Aspen...
- Yes.

I thought
she was wearing them.

I kept on going,
"Are those them?

- Are those them?"
- I did too!

That'd be a hard thing
to give up.

I gotta be real.

- Stop it right now.
- Girl, bye.

You have other stuff.

Why wouldn't you
give up the earrings.

It's not like I'd be like,
"Oh. You know, Oh, sure. Here."

I'm saying that would be...

That would be
a hard thing to do.

What was the consensus
behind the earrings?

My consensus was,
"Give up the earrings, girl."

I don't know how Erika's
gonna feel about it.

I don't know if she's seen it.

I can't imagine
she hasn't seen it.

It's been all over the press.

I don't even know
why Erika would care

that I'm talking about it.

Everybody's talking about her
and the earrings.

So I'm not even
gonna say anything.

Unless she brings it up.

But you know what? Tonight...

- Yeah.
- It's Crystal's birthday.

We're gonna celebrate.

I mean, we look the part.

- Hellur.
- Hellur.

This is very exciting.

By the way, I feel like

we are coming to our house that
we've built...

- In the period?
- In the period...

- Yes, exactly.
- For our new house.

- That's what I feel like.
- This is what we would have

looked like had we built it
in the, you know...

- Yeah.
- The time.

Rob and I have an affinity
to the '20s.

For Rob's 50th birthday,
we did the same theme,

but, like, a huge party.

But, you know, it's COVID,

and we want to minimize
the group.

I'm hoping that we can leave
all the tension behind,

and I want to give everyone
a good time.

- Howdy.
- All right, Jeff.

Oh, my God, Jeff.

- Wait, Jeff, you want a drink?
- Yeah.

Oh.
See you in a bit.

- Hello.
- Hi, guys!

- Oh, my goodness, well.
- Hi, babe.

Thank you.

- Ready?
- Yeah, yeah.

- This is wonderful.
- Thank you so much.

Ha, ha, ha.

You are definitely
impressing me.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Hello! Fabulous!

That is not 1920s,
that phone.

- What?
- I know. Sorry.

Babe.

Thanks. We'll see you later.

These are actually
from the '20s.

I'm, like, seriously '20s.

This is from 1920s Amazon.

Shut up.

- Happy birthday.
- Wow.

We went to the chocolatier
yesterday and we had fun.

Hi.

How are you?

Hi! Hi!

- Hi, baby.
- Hi, baby.

- Birthday girl!
- How are you so pretty?

Happy birthday.

That's from us.
That's from us.

Hi, mama.

- Hi.
- Look.

- Beautiful!
- You look gorg.

Thank you, Jake.

All right.

Oh, and congratulations
on the basement.

- Thank you.
- I'm excited to see it.

- I can't wait to see it.
- You haven't seen it?

Not... not finished.

We're calling it
the parlor today.

Oh, the parlor.

- The parlor.
- The parlor.

Darling, the parlor.

- Hi.
- Hello!

Thank you for always
bringing it every time.

- Hi.
- I told you!

This is a celebration.

I'm happy to be here
for Crystal.

But it's hard to get past

what I had
just been through with Kathy.

Wait, come here. I want you
to come outside with me.

I am very,
very in shock still.

And I'm putting on a brave face
because I feel... PTSD.

You just touch a card.

- This one there?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- So I'll show it to you.
- Yeah, yeah, I got it.

- You like that one?
- Yeah.

Whoo!

- Get in here!
- Yes, look at this.

What? Get out.

Is that... is that your card?

Yeah, it is.

Ooh! How pretty is that?

- Can I come in?
- Yes!

Okay, ready.
Let's try here again. And...

Say "twenties."

Lisa's a bomb skier.

One of the greatest ski days
of my life.

- Really? Really?
- A little fun in Aspen?

- I'm not kidding.
- Really?

It was one of
those perfect days.

- Yeah.
- It was just amazing.

Yeah, it kind of saved
the trip for me.

Yeah.

'Cause it didn't really end
so well. But it was...

- Oh, really?
- Yeah, yeah.

At least for me.

- Hi, baby!
- Look at you!

Look at you!

Hi, baby. How are you?

- I'm good.
- You look fantastic.

Coming up..

Um, I need to go home.

I'm still really upset
after what happened in Aspen.

Was it really that bad?

- Look at you!
- Look at you!

Hi, baby. How are you?

- I'm good.
- You look fantastic.

I changed, and I...
Look at that necklace.

You did? You look fabulous.

There he is.
Hi, sweetheart.

- Hi.
- Don't you look handsome?

- Thank you. You look amazing.
- I love the black and white.

- Hi, gorgeous.
- Baby, hi.

Will you take a picture
with me really quick?

Yes. Actually,
where could I put this?

I'll hold it. I will take it.

I am actually surprised
to see Kathy.

I didn't think she'd show up.

And she is decked out
to the nines.

Like nothing ever happened.

Three, two, and one.

It's so ****ing weird.

- Hi, sweetie.
- You look great.

- How are you?
- Good. Nice to see you.

- Beautiful.
- Have a seat.

I'm freezing.

I think we're gonna go down
to the basement.

Come. No, I'm just go
over here for one second.

You guys, let's go
down to the parlor.

Ooh!

So nothing was down here?

Well, it was...
No, it was nothing.

- This is beautiful.
- Isn't it fun?

Oh, wow!

This is great.
What a great room.

- Look at the floors.
- Thank you.

Our new lower floor, which was
not a small project...

I don't know
the exact dollar amount

because I'm choosing
not to look at it.

But we were in budget.

I would like to keep it
six figures.

And that, I'm very proud of.

You sit wherever
you want, baby.

I don't...

Sit right there.
Sit right there.

Baby, sit there.
I'm happy right here.

I'm not into the trying
to find a look and all that.

It's just not my thing.

But you look great.
And you did it.

My girls love it.
But I... I made it.

No, you did it. You did it.

Ooh, I like the shoes.

- Old Chanel.
- They are?

- Aren't they great?
- They're so good. So good.

It is excruciatingly
difficult

to sit and watch Kathy pretend
like nothing happened.

And it's starting
to build in me,

and I'm super uncomfortable.

- Mmm, thank you.
- You look really good.

- You're welcome.
- Thank you so much.

And if these women
knew exactly

what Kathy said about them,

they wouldn't be real happy
about it, I'll tell you that.

It's so... ed up
on every level.

It's... ed up.

Is that a pretzel?

So that jukebox
is an original...

- What?
- From 1942.

- What?
- No way.

That's... they made them
for one year.

So there's only a few hundred
of them that exist.

- What?
- Yeah.

- Come here.
- Give it to us.

- Okay.
- Oh, that's amazing.

Yes, that's very good.

- I was thinking in the forties.
- No, no, no.

- What are you drinking?
- I had a mint julep.

- I haven't had one in years.
- Is it good, though?

- You taste.
- I don't drink bourbon.

It's got a nice little "unh"
to it.

Oh! I can't do it.

- The dark liquor?
- I know. And I'm southern!

It's going really well
with me and Erika.

I don't know, maybe the Aspen
air is still within me,

and I don't have enough oxygen,
and I'm not thinking straight.

- This is great.
- This is great, though.

- Thank you.
- This is cool.

- When did you finish?
- Like, this morning.

- It's a lot of work.
- Yeah.

You have to change
the plumbing.

You have to change
all kinds of things.

- Everything.
- It wasn't up to code.

I know,
'cause our house was 1928.

This tree is, like,
well over 100 years old.

I don't know what
we're gonna do with that.

It looks good.

No, it's dead, babe.
It's legit dead.

- See here?
- Mm-hmm.

The tiling here is chipped
off on the seat.

We should redo it.

When was your house?
The one in...

- Pasadena.
- When was that?

- '28.
- '28.

Do you miss that house?

- I drove by it the other day.
- You did?

For first time since I left.

And it was just empty.

Windows were open,
drapes were open.

And, you know, I just sat out...

I sat in the street,
inside my car.

I didn't get out.
And I just looked at it.

And I was like, "All right,
well," and drove on.

- She's gone.
- Yeah, there's no returning.

And I knew that the day I left.

It never was my own.

It's just...

I just catalogue it
as a chapter...

A big chapter of my life,

and I've closed
the book on that.

This is my library.

- Wow.
- It's kind of neat.

There's a lot of cool sh**
In here.

This is my dining room,

which you-you and Harry will
have to come over sometime.

- Oh!
- Okay.

- So here you go.
- Wow!

- This is my chapel.
- Whoa!

You know,
I can't be too attached

to something like that.

Otherwise, it'll ruin
your whole... you know.

I understand that.

I can't stay here in this
place of loss and grief,

and I must transcend
all of this negativity

and all of this pain
and suffering

and all of this criticism,

and I have to let it go.

At the end of the day,
it's not mine.

And so, on to the next chapter.

- Yeah, but you know, at least...
- Let me ask you something.

- Yeah.
- Not to change the subject.

But I'm noticing, on everyone...

And we all know that you go
a little bit above the lip...

But it's now even
a little more exaggerated.

Is that on purpose?

It's whoever did my face
tonight.

- That's how they like to draw.
- It looks beautiful.

Thank you. Yeah.

My lipstick is from Target.

- That's good, though.
- It's a good color.

You know,
I don't like red on blonde.

- It doesn't move.
- It hasn't moved.

But I love it on you.

Everyone. Everyone.

Everyone, Rob is talking.

Oh, there is a cake.

Thank you.

So another year celebrating
with you guys

is really special to me.

And this is my last year
of my thirties.

She's so young.

What a brag.

I'm just like,
"Oh, Lord, have mercy."

Bitch, shut up.

Crystal, you haven't even
had your first Botox.

Everything is tight.

See you in ten years.

I feel so lucky.

I've grown so much
through our friendships.

And it's so genuine
from my heart.

So thank you so much.

- Yay!
- Real talk. Real talk.

That's my sister.
Real talk. Real talk.

- Okay.
- Make a wish.

Make a wish.

No singing "Happy Birthday."
I don't like it.

Have your little cookie.

Oh, goodness.

- That's for you.
- Thank you.

- Garcelle, I see that...
- Thank you, Rob.

- I see that's for you.
- I love it.

I won't eat it.
I'm gonna save it.

Anytime.

- I'm gonna eat it.
- No, we have to...

I've been wanting
something sweet.

Well, it's something
sweet and moist.

Yeah. Yeah.

After "The Real"?

Oh, I haven't talked to her.

She didn't say anything?

I mean,
we haven't seen each other.

But that was prior to Aspen,
by the way.

- I thought it was really good.
- It aired after.

Hold on.
Let me get my... hold on.

I'll be right back.

Yeah. I mean, yeah.

It's also my job.

If I was Erika,
I'd also feel hurt.

Do I think Garcelle is a little
guilty of throwing a grenade

and then masquerading it as

coming from a place of concern?

Yeah, I do.

- Are you leaving?
- Yep.

- Why are you leaving?
- I love you.

- Um, I need to go home.
- Okay.

I'm still really upset
after what happened in Aspen.

And I can't sit here
any longer.

I am really trying,

but I feel like
I have seen the devil,

and her name is Kathy Hilton.

Was it really that bad?

Are you serious?

Yes.

Coming up...

Kathy was ****ing raging.

I love you.

- I need to go home.
- Okay.

Oh, my God,
you look really upset.

- You know I adore you...
- I know.

I'm not taking this, any of it.

And I think it's just time
for me to go,

because what I saw...

Are you serious?

- Crystal, I'm serious.
- Oh, my God.

And so I just need
to go home.

I've known of Kathy
for 30 years.

This is this polished,
loving mother socialite,

a pillar of society.

And to hear all these things
coming out of her mouth...

I can't believe you'd think it,
feel it, or say it,

about your own family.

- Thank you.
- Bye, bye.

- Be safe, okay?
- Okay. I will.

I'm right down the street,
honey.

- Okay. Bye, honey.
- Bye, bye, baby.

Hey, Garcelle, can I talk
to you about something?

Absolutely.

I would have loved
a heads up.

You would have
loved a heads up?

On "The Real."

Oh, somebody give me this.

'Cause, you know,
I know you shot that

before we went to Aspen,

and I thought we had
a nice time in Aspen.

We did have a nice time
in Aspen.

I just thought that you and I

were just more on a level,

'cause I thought
we connected at dinner.

- We did?
- Yeah.

What does $750,000 earrings
look like?

- They're 1.3.
- Each one?

I don't know a total value.
But I'll show you tomorrow.

I thought that we had had
a nice moment snowmobiling,

- and just a nice connection.
- Yeah, we did.

So I just would have been
like, "Hey, girl,

just want you to know
this is gonna happen."

'Cause when I saw it,
I was like,

"Oh, sh**, here we go again."

'Cause we get the topics
the night before.

- Right.
- We work on them, we show up,

and we talk about what's
in the news and hot topics.

- No, yeah, I get that.
- Yeah.

- I just would have... you know.
- Yeah.

I'd rather find out
from the source.

It's okay. It just...

No, it's not okay, 'cause it
obviously hurt your feelings.

- Well...
- But I'm saying I get that,

- and I'm sorry.
- Thank you.

Totally cool.

Something feels like... oh.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

- What happened?
- Rinna left.

- What?
- What?

I was upstairs
and Rinna said goodbye.

What?

Without saying goodbye
to anybody?

She said she had to go.

She said goodnight,
and I said goodbye.

****,
she didn't even tell me.

I know.

She said
she is quite shaken up

by what happened in Aspen,

and I don't even know
what that means.

But she looked like
she saw a ghost.

What?

I know Lisa's gone through
a lot losing her mom.

And if she has to leave early,
that's her business.

I don't feel that she left

because of what I shared
with her in Aspen.

She seemed fine all night.

She seemed fine.

She was sitting in
the corner all night.

She was a sweetheart.

She listened.

And I by no means
got any indication

that she was upset.

But if I was the toe that
broke the camel's back,

I apologize.

I don't want to upset anybody.

She's pretty tough.
I wouldn't worry about her.

Erika, you should text her.

I just think we should
see what's up with her.

BRB.

In the '20s, this would have
been a soup can and a rope.

That is so pretty, Dorit.
That bag is gorgeous.

- Aww, thank you.
- It has to be vintage.

This was, like,
one of the ones

that wasn't stolen, so.

All right, sit next to me.

- Simba! Simba!
- Unbelievable.

- All right.
- All right.

No?

She's not picking up?

- This is not like her.
- No, not at all.

That's really not like her.

I think Lisa's mad.

And I think that she's mad
because she feels like

some behavior
might be swept under the rug.

- That night in Aspen, right?
- Right. At the club.

We all had a drink.
We all had a good time.

Kathy was very upset.

She wanted to leave.

We all saw her
yelling in Kyle's face.

You know, Lisa Rinna
took her home,

but Lisa Rinna should
really tell what happened

when she took her in
the sprinter on the way home.

Lisa and I were texting
as she took Kathy home.

Me: "Oh, my God."

In her defense, you know,

I've... I've said
some ugly things myself.

The problem I have here is that

everybody's very quick
to condemn my behavior

the night after
the Italian restaurant.

Let's have a little
sensitivity to the victims.

- That's that.
- I'm not ****ing caving

- into some sh**
- That... fine.

I'd stay here and fight
all ****ing night

- with these bitches.
- Come on. Guys, come on.

What about the facts?
Dumb ****.

But if we're gonna talk about
Erika's behavior,

are we gonna talk about
everybody in this group?

The problem I have here is,
everybody's very quick

to condemn by behavior.

But if we're gonna talk
about Erika's behavior,

are we gonna talk about
everybody in this group?

Everybody?

Right?

Kathy, I know,
is very put together.

Right. But that night was...

Kathy I saw in Aspen
was not put together.

Right. She was not herself.

No. Kathy was ****ing raging.

I don't even know
who that person was.

I don't know
what's going on with her.

I don't know
why she was that angry.

The bottom line is this:
Kathy Hilton did what she did

in that nightclub, okay?

Period. End of story.
We all saw it.

All Kathy has to do is admit it

and apologize and move on.

- You saw the wrath.
- I saw the wrath.

- And then Lisa saw the wrath.
- More wrath.

Lisa saw the sprinter wrath
and then the home wrath.

And that's why
she ran home tonight?

I think maybe
she feels like...

Torn.

Torn.
And she also feels like...

Like, in between two sisters.

You don't ever want
to get between family.

No, it has nothing to do
with Kyle's sister.

It's everything to do with
being Kathy Hilton.

Guys, I've got to
get home to my babies.

I love you.

Crystal, happy birthday.

Thank you.

Lisa has her own story
to tell. But I...

- And so why is she not here?
- Well, I don't know.

Bawk bawk, Lisa.
Bawk bawk, Lisa.

- What, you mean, chicken?
- Chicken.

Bawk bawk. Bawk bawk.
I'm just saying.

- Bawk bawk.
- Well.

I'm not used to Lisa
being chicken,

and I don't want to be
judge and jury

when I don't really know
what actually went down.

But, you know,
I feel like everybody

should be held to
the same standard.

So if they're misbehaving,
they should be called out.

- Oh, my God, what happened?
- Oh, my God.

No, I just... you guys,
it's, like, time to go.

When it's time to go,
it's time to go.

- So did Dorit leave?
- Thank you.

Let me walk out
another guest of mine.

- I'll be right back.
- I'm gonna call it a night.

I know. I've had enough cake.

- Thank you so much.
- Cookie cake.

- Thank you.
- Appreciate you. Thank you.

Thanks for coming to
my birthday, guys.

I'm ready, bitch..

Goodnight, you guys.

Bye, girls.

Bye, bye, sweetheart.

Let them go.

I really feel like
I need to go.

I know, we gotta go home too.

Just let them get out the door.

Is Max upstairs?

- I put him to bed.
- Okay.

I read him...
I read him to bed.

It's nice down there.
You're gonna have so much fun.

- Thank you.
- You really are.

Thank you. Thank you.

I was just having
a conversation with Diana.

We were talking about Aspen.

Diana and I were talking
about Kathy's behavior,

and Kathy running in and out
and being really angry.

So I'm gonna tell you
why I think Lisa Rinna left.

She took Kathy home,

and it got worse.

In the sprinter
and at Kyle's house.

- A little gift set for you.
- Wow.

- That's for you.
- Isn't that beautiful?

It was not
a Kathy I had ever...

- Never.
- Seen before.

It's not a Kathy
I've ever seen before.

That I can tell you.

Remember, be careful of those

who have a lot to protect.

I don't have
anything to protect.

I just feel like
I've literally...

- Oh ****ing hell.
- Bye, bye.

I don't know why anyone's
afraid of Kathy Hilton.

I'm not here
to protect anybody.

They certainly
have not protected me.

One, two, three.

All right, we're good.
All right, you're good.

Yay! Thank you, guys.

Like, I've always said,
this game turns on everybody.

So it's your turn now.

You know what I'm afraid of?

The person that's gonna ****ing
suffer the most is Kyle.

- Yeah.
- That's what I'm afraid of.

Next time on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills."

Yay, pretty Mess Hair!

Oh, my God,
I look like BLACKPINK.

- Hello?
- Hello, darling.

- Oh, my...
- Hello!

Hi.

I saw what I saw.
I heard what I heard.

And I will never ****ing...

- Unhear it.
- Forget it.

Was there anything
other than Kyle?

Yes. All of us.

I feel like you hate me
or something.

How could you say those things?

Kyle.

You gotta figure out
why you have a black heart.

You can be very unkind, too.

I'm sorry, Kathy.

You're not gonna get away
with it.