The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 12, Episode 18 - Rocky Mountain Bye - full transcript

Kyle plans the perfect Aspen day, but tempers run hot after Erika gives her the cold shoulder. While Diana and Garcelle pick sides, Dorit finds herself caught in the middle. Crystal and Sutton go hat shopping, where flames get fan...

[light music]

[♪ ♪]

I cannot get over
last night.

I'm really tortured.

- You know...
- I'm really upset.

How did it get there?

Clearly they were talking
about the earrings

and everything that's going on
in the press about Erika.

There is a place
to make people whole,

and it is in a court of law,

not in the court
of public opinion.



We're not talking
about public opinion.

Yeah, you are!

This is when I had
to say something,

because Lisa said
about the victims,

and then Erika said,
"Alleged victims."

And I was like, "Hold on.
Wait a minute."

No, they're a victim.

You're not showing
any compassion.

Why am I showing compassion
for people that are dogging me

- for something I didn't do?
- Don't say that, Erika.

Don't say that,
because you're my friend

and I can't defend that.

What's interesting
is that she thinks

everyone's against her



when actually,
we're trying to help her.

I mean,
Kyle was almost like,

- "Let me help you."
- Right.

- Like, "Stop saying that."
- Yes, "Stop, stop, stop."

"Stop saying that.
Let me help you."

Yeah, but she elevated
to what I felt

started to become
kind of erratic.

We're going home.

I'm not ****ing caving
'cause people think

- I should feel some way.
- Erika, don't.

- No more.
- Why?

I'd stay here
and fight all ****ing night

- with these bitches.
- Guys, come on.

"What about the people?"
Forget about the facts.

- Come on, Erika. Come on.
- Dumb (BLEEP).

Clearly, she was
so defensive last night,

you couldn't reach her.
Nobody could reach her.

Like, she didn't want me
to speak up and say...

Honestly, Rinna,
how can you not?

Well, I did it in the car.

- I finally was just like...
- Right.

Was she mad at you?

I don't know.

You did not do it.
You had nothing to do with it.

Baby, I was living my life.

But how horrible
for these poor victims

that had to suffer.

- And you can separate that.
- There's the thing.

That's what Kyle
was asking, just...

Didn't I acknowledge that,
like, nine months ago?

The things that are being
said about me are so gross.

And you think I'm gonna sit
there and just say,

"Oh, well, you know"...

No, bet you I'm gonna
fight you like a lion.

And that's why
it's so vicious,

and that's why
I will not back down.

I think that Kyle wanted
to hear some acknowledgment,

compassion, and so on.

You want me
to do things legally.

I cannot.

And God forbid
anyone in this group

has to go through
what I'm going through,

because it ain't nice.

Oh, my God.

And everybody wants me
to curl up and be nice

and, "Oh, my God,
I'm so sorry."

I'm not apologizing
for sh**

Are they going to apologize
when it's all said and done

and, guess what,

they don't look like they're
on the right side of things?

Are we supposed to just
forgive and forget?

No, I'm gonna remember.

[tense music]

*THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS"
Season 12 Episode 18

Episode Title: "Rocky Mountain Bye"
Aired on: September 14, 2022.

[upbeat music]

[♪ ♪]

Hi, Stormy.

See, I'm scared
you're gonna slip.

Whoa!

These are supposed to be
for the snow.

No, Kathy.

Just 'cause they have
fuzzy stuff on them

- doesn't mean they're...
- Well, I have shoes like that.

I slip in these too, but you
just have to be careful.

Oh, okay.
I have to be careful.

Please look at my sister.
Just please, look at them.

It is so much easier
to walk Storm

than it is to walk Kathy.

- Jesus, it's like ice-skating.
- Yeah.

- Let me hold on to your arm.
- Yeah.

This is what these are for.

Whoa, Kathy.

We'll get you to the sidewalk.

These are supposed to be
for the snow.

Who told you
they're for the snow?

They sold them to me
like that.

They lied.
[laughter]

They lied.
They ****ing lied.

- Whoa.
- Here, come over here.

It's flatter.

[laughter]

[♪ ♪]

It's a warm day today.

- I have my...
- You need extra.

I have my hottest coat on
on the warmest day.

I think...

Do you want me
to order for you?

- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- What do you want?

I'm not sure we can
go on and order.

I want to get the...

I think a latte.

I'm gonna get
a hot chai latte

and a plain croissant.

- Top of the morn.
- Hi, ladies.

- Hi.
- Hi, guys.

- How are you?
- Oh, you brought Storm.

- I did. I did.
- Hi.

Okay, Storm, sit.

- That's a good girl.
- Where's Kathy?

I didn't call her back.

She just called me.
Call her.

Call her and find out
where she is.

- She's like a child.
- I know.

- We lost her.
- I know.

Ever since I was
a little girl,

when we'd be walking
down the street,

Kathy would disappear
into stores and stuff

and I would panic
that I was lost.

Now I really do feel like
I'm my sister's keeper.

You cannot keep track
of this woman.

Can we get coffee?

- You go order there.
- Okay.

- Let's get coffee.
- We ordered, like, croissants.

Oh, sorry. I'm sorry.
I just stepped on your toe.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Mama.

She got in the weirdest mood.

So I came in last night,
15 minutes after they all left.

The room was cleared out.

You know, obviously I want
to clear the air with her,

but also, my feelings are
really hurt that she, like,

packed up my house and left.

She went to Diana's.

My hand to God,
I came home, and it is

completely cleared out.

I mean, she had those
big trunks, remember?

Probably Dorit and Diana
helped her pack up.

That's why it was so fast.

Have you spoken to her
since the last little text?

I checked...
I just checked on her.

And I said, "Are you okay?

She said, "No."

And that's all I know.

So where's everybody else?
Where'd the other girls go?

That's what I'd like to know.

[♪ ♪]

This is so chic.
I love it.

They only have it
in Zermatt, Aspen.

It's, like, so chic.

Hello.
How are you?

Welcome to Ogier.

Thank you.
So happy to be here.

- I was in the store in Zermatt.
- Oh, great.

Yeah, that was our
original store, actually.

And I love it.

We never make more
than 25 or 30 of any piece.

I love that.

It's nice to see someone
who knows the brand.

I do.

It's very in-the-know
in a way, yeah.

Oh, I'm very in the know,
and I have everything

from head to toe, everything.

It looks so cute, actually,
with what you're wearing.

- I know.
- Looks adorable.

Well, here is
the woman of the hour.

- Hi, ladies.
- Hello, hello, hello, hello.

- I know.
- How's it going?

Did you see there is
a suit up in the window

that's, like, fully you?
It's fully sparkled?

And this, I kept coveting this.

I was like, "So what is this?"

It's a true ski outfit.

- Erika, I mean...
- I want this.

That has got your name
written all over it.

And this one.

You can mix
the four colors too,

- any color you want.
- So cool.

I couldn't sleep last night.

- There's Kathy.
- There you are.

- Hi.
- Hi, honey. How are you?

- Did you sleep well?
- I'm good. Yeah.

Where are we going
after this?

I'm going to take
you guys to Kemo Sabe.

Anyone who knows me knows
I am obsessed with Kemo Sabe.

It's not just a store
where you can go in

and buy hats and boots.

Kemo Sabe, we're gonna go.

We're gonna have drinks
upstairs.

They're gonna measure you
for a hat.

Oh!
Sorry.

It's the best hats
in the world.

It's not just shopping.
It's an experience.

- It's an experience.
- It's an experience.

It is the experience,
you're right.

I'm hoping
all of the girls are going

to get their act together
and make nice for me

'cause they know how excited
I am about this.

We can at least
text Dorit and Diana

and have them respond about
meeting at Kemo Sabe, right?

Yeah.

You know that all
the girls and Kyle,

they're going
to this hat store

that Kyle loves
that she talked about.

- How do you feel?
- I'm not going to a hat store.

- You don't want to go?
- No.

Look, I don't really want
to be around anybody

that treated me
like they did last night.

For what reason?

Would it be a lot easier
for the group

if Erika just expressed
some sympathy?

Yes.

But Erika has her own reasons.

Whatever she says,
it's gonna be scrutinized,

it's gonna be picked apart,

and it's gonna be
thrown in her face.

You know, tomorrow you guys
were all supposed

to get on a plane together.

I don't feel good
about that either.

I mean, I'll fly
commercial home.

I really don't feel good.

I don't care
whether this is Kyle's

favorite store
in the whole world.

(BLEEP) these people
and (BLEEP) this place.

Can we just agree?

Like, say that this happened
to these people, right,

and you never were married
to Tom

- or whatever...
- Mm-hmm.

And you read this happened
to these people.

Do you feel terrible?

I feel terr...
Everybody feels terrible.

Justice needs to be served
when it's gone through.

I can't even...
I'm having a very hard time.

If I don't fight for myself,
you'll get ****ing railroaded.

What happens in the court
of public opinion,

you get sh** on
and people don't understand it

and so they think
that I did it.

I'm getting
my ass kicked daily.

Regardless of Erika's
guilt or innocence,

you can't say, like,
"I don't care for victims."

That's just not
the right thing to say.

And I really, truly hope
that she doesn't mean it.

The outside world,
that's cool.

Inside a "friend circle,"
that's not friends.

I don't want to do that.

Coming up...

There, they walked by.

Oh, boy, oh, boy.

- Are you joking me?
- No.

The door is locked.

Should we unlock it?

No, don't unlock it.

I'm getting
my ass kicked daily.

The outside world,
that's cool.

Inside a "friend circle,"
that's not friends.

I don't want to do that.

We got good news today,
so that's good.

You did?

Case was dismissed
in Chicago,

and that was the case
that started all of this.

The lawsuit in Chicago
was the beginning

of, like,
all of the bad press,

and it's nice
to have it squashed.

There are a lot
of other dragons to slay,

but feels good for today.

Tomorrow's another day.

Let's see if they'll
congratulate me today.

Oh, hi.

After everything
I said last night,

was I not proven right today?

Did you guys see
what came out today?

- No.
- Oh.

We should...
Let me get my phone.

Erika's been dismissed
in Tom Girardi's

fraud and embezzlement lawsuit.

You know, this is the one
that they wanted me to be

a third-party witness for.

[gasps] This is the one
they called you about?

I did get called
by an attorney

about Tom and Erika's...

One of the lawsuits.

So I would think
that this is a good thing.

But they're refiling it
in California.

No, they could potentially.

- Oh, they could potentially?
- Right?

Doesn't she say they could?

Oh, I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.

Erika's lawsuit
is dismissed in Illinois.

That doesn't mean that
the whole lawsuit is dismissed.

It means that it's
dismissed in that state.

And now it's being moved to
California and being refiled.

So that lawsuit
still exists,

and she's still
in the hot seat.

You know,
like I've said,

I've always believed
she didn't know anything,

didn't have a part of that.

But it was that conversation
about the victims that really...

I mean, I couldn't
just sit there.

So I want to find a time
where I can have a conversation

with Erika one-on-one.

I sent a text saying,
"Where are you guys?"

She hasn't responded.

- I mean, it's late.
- It's 3:00.

- Yeah.
- Well, maybe she's...

I don't want
to miss Kemo Sabe.

Let's go. I don't want to...
I don't either.

Let's don't miss Kemo Sabe.

I'll do whatever
I have to do.

I don't feel good about sitting
on someone's plane, you know,

that was, like,
screaming and yelling at me

about things that clearly
were dropped today.

And there they go.

There, they walked by,
looking at you

and looking the other way.

Oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy, oh, boy.

Don't come in here.
Don't come in.

Oh, boy, oh, boy.

I'm gonna just
keep my head down,

and, like, hopefully
no one sees me.

- Are you joking me?
- No.

- No.
- Just...

The door is locked.
Should we unlock it?

- No, don't unlock it.
- Don't unlock it.

[upbeat music]

[♪ ♪]

My God, I've heard
so much about this place.

I know. Me too.
Right?

Mwah. Hi!

How are you?

When my friends
come to Aspen,

it is a rite of passage to go
to Kemo Sabe and get a hat.

You're gonna get
your initials on it.

We're gonna
adorn things on it.

We're gonna set it on fire.

It's the best.

- My God.
- Oh, hats to try.

- Sheree is here.
- Yeah, she just got here.

- How are you? Mwah!
- Where you been?

That is cute on you.

I'll accept that it's cute.

I just... I don't know
where to wear this.

When you come to Aspen.

- I come often, though.
- You come here a lot.

I do.
I come here a lot.

- I love that hat on you.
- It's such a great place.

I like this hat.
I think this is cute.

What do we think
about these boots?

You really are a shopper.

- Yeah, oh, yeah.
- Are you kidding me?

- Girl.
- I always grew up loving hats.

My mom loved hats.

You like the feather?

I feel like an Olympian.

And I started
collecting them

I don't even remember
how long ago.

It would be hard
to pick a favorite.

They're like my children.

This is fire.

And I love hats.

Oh, I want a drink.

I'll have a margarita.

- Who did?
- Right here.

What?

Oh.

They have my tequila here.

- They do?
- Uh-huh.

Fab.

They have her tequila here,
she said.

I know, I just...

Of course they have
Kathy's tequila.

And I have
a sneaking suspicion

that Kathy
put it there herself.

- Happy New Year.
- Thank you.

Here's the tequila you like.

Somebody did send me
some pink tequila.

Maybe it's us.

I want everybody to try this.

It's really good, isn't it?

- I lost my taste and smell.
- Wow.

Attention, ladies.

I thought we would do
a little bottoms up.

Kathy made sure
that tequila was there.

And, you know, good for her.
[laughs]

So there's, like,
a tequila, hibiscus,

pineapple, jalapeño drink.

Can I try a little shot
of that 818 tequila?

I want to see
what that tastes like.

Oh, that's cute.

And I just want to try it
'cause it's my friend

Kendall Jenner's tequila,
so I just haven't tried it.

Come on.

- It's sweet.
- It's sweet.

- It's like candy.
- It is.

What do you have?
Ooh!

I'm trying
the Kendall Jenner tequila

'cause I'm curious.

- Oh!
- I'm just trying it just...

- Okay.
- You know I love yours.

Are we under contract
to drink this tequila?

I want to know, 'cause I
didn't sign on the dotted line.

- Like, that's sweet to me.
- Me too.

Don't let that ruin
your mood.

I have now three friends
that have tequilas,

and I just wanted to taste
the one I hadn't tasted yet.

That is my tequila,
so I would really

appreciate it if you'd,
like, pour it here

- so people can see.
- Okay. Yeah, yeah.

I don't like to have
to do that myself,

but I guess if I don't,
nobody else does.

Tasted it, moving on.

In front of me, here,
right now.

And Kyle doesn't do
a ****ing thing.

Thank you.
Thank you so much.

Oh, my God, look at this one.

Once Kathy's mad, it's hard
to turn that around...

Come on.

She doesn't say anything,
and I'm pissed off.

Once you've pissed her off.

I have a black cowboy hat,

so any other color
would be good for me.

I'm just gonna go.

- Are you?
- Yeah.

- Where you gonna go?
- I don't know.

I'm gonna look around.

Let's go up one size.

- I like that better, I think.
- Yeah.

Do you want them to fit you
to see what size hat?

I tried one on
that was really pretty.

Coming up...

Erika doesn't want to go,

and I feel too bad leaving her.

Dorit, I'm going to be
really hurt if you don't come.

I'm gonna tell you that
right now. Bye.

[indistinct chatter]

She left.
I mean, for her to leave...

I'm ****ing you.

Listen, Kathy can be
so much fun and funny.

She can also be
very difficult.

Thanks.
Thanks.

Thank you, honey.
Thank you, Kate.

That makes me feel better.

Any silver or gold
or turquoise for me?

The part that bothered me
so much

is how much I let it affect me.

That's where it's different
with friends versus sisters.

Hi, honey.

- Where have you been?
- Hi.

I just got off the mountain.

What's wrong?

Oh.

Stupid sh**

- Hi, girls. [Laughs]
- Hi.

Looks like I walked in
at the right time.

Mo needs a margarita.

[upbeat music]

[laughter]

Whoo!

- [laughs]
- [sighs]

This one?

Smile.

Is that good?

[laughter]

- That's on my phone.
- Yeah. Oh, my goodness.

I'm not responsible
for anything else

that happens tonight, okay?

I just said it outright.

Okay.

Both: 1, 2, 3.

[cheers and applause]

- Fresh as a daisy.
- Aah!

Boom, boom.

Brr-oom, boom, boom.

[laughter]

[♪ ♪]

- Van Cleef.
- Nice.

I was like, "Hey, Diana,
go buy some jewelry

and make me happy for yourself
so I can just enjoy you."

Oh, my God, so we
can live vicariously.

Yes, I want to live
vicariously

through Diana right now.

I usually look for the, like,

collectors' thing...

I'm sure, right?
Like, the vintage good ones.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- I know.
- 'Cause also, like, it's

kind of an investment too.

Look, these were 790

and now they're 1.3,
so there you go.

Does it take
a certain kind of person

to put on the earrings
that are the subject

of such controversial
conversation?

Yes.

[coughs]
[laughter]

My throat.

I know.

Why wouldn't I
wear my earrings?

They've been my earrings
for 15 years,

and until the day
that they are not my earrings,

I will wear them.

Ooh, Aspen Pie.

Should we stop here?

Yeah.

- Hello.
- Hello.

Why don't we take
this one, guys?

Oh, perfect.

I'm just gonna run
quickly to the restroom.

[sighs]

- Hi, girls.
- Hello. How are you?

Food is on the front.

We have drinks on the back.

- Would you like a cocktail?
- Margarita?

Why not,
if that's a cocktail.

- Can you make a hot toddy?
- I can make a hot toddy.

And then we have one more.

She's a vodka girl.

I think she's a Goose,
soda, three lemons.

- Goose, soda, three lemons.
- Mm-hmm.

- Hot toddy for you.
- Thank you.

How are things at home?

- I can't Face Time my baby.
- Why? What's wrong?

'Cause she gets so upset.

- And she's so little and...
- Yeah.

You can't explain,
why is Mommy,

- not here?
- But not here.

- Yeah.
- Here you go.

Oh, you're very sweet.
Thank you so very much.

And then a lightly spicy
margarita.

Thank you.

If you want a little
more heat, let me know.

What did you order me?
Where am I sitting?

A Goose and three lemons.

Oh, you sweet...
Erika...

Is that okay?

There's one thing
you missed.

What?
Carcass out?

I can live with that
'cause a lot of people don't...

Dump mine over there by you.

- Yes, of course.
- What did I do wrong?

Short glass. See,
I didn't even think about it.

- There you go!
- I didn't even think about it.

- It should have been in a short.
- Oh, my God.

You didn't... I didn't even
have to tell you.

sh**

There is, like,
four things to remember.

Belvedere with club soda,
short glass,

three lemons, please.

Got it.

And you can put
the carcass out.

I can't give Erika
a hard time,

because I've known PK 11 years,

and he struggles
to order my drink right.

- Thanks for taking us in.
- I know. We're refugees.

Refugees.

- Aspen refugees. What a place.
- No, I know.

Diana and her band of refugees.

I try to help
people in distress,

so I invited them
to stay with me

because Dorit and Erika
needed a safe house.

Thanks for taking me in.

I really appreciate it.
Thank you.

- Always welcome.
- Thank you.

I love this hat.
I'm gonna get this hat.

Let's put some mist in it.

And we're gonna put
your name on it.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.

[cheers]

What in the heck
is happening here?

What does that do?

We're lighting hats on fire,
burning some Benjies.

I've never set $500 on fire,

so it's a bit scary
to see my hat catch on fire.

Just adds different color
and, you know, texture.

Yeah, we're distressing it.

Now spit on it.
Just kidding. [Laughs]

I mean, I did almost
burn Kyle's house down.

And that was a lot more
than $500,

but I think that they know

what they're doing
at Kemo Sabe.

So we're just trying
to distress the hat,

not the house.

- I'm gonna go Face Time Kyle.
- Why?

Because I was supposed
to go to the Kemo Sabe shop.

So I'm just gonna go
let her know I'm here,

and I'll be right back.

- Dorit's calling.
- Oh, Dorit. Is it...

- Face Time.
- Oh.

Hi, honey.
Where are you?

You're supposed to be
at Kemo Sabe.

And Erika doesn't want
to go,

and I feel too bad
leaving her because...

Dorit, I'm going to be
really hurt if you don't come.

I'm gonna tell you that
right now.

No, don't put me
in that position.

I took over this whole space.

We're all here having drinks,
and that's not okay.

- That's not fair.
- I know. I get it.

Honey, you're with five girls.

She's here with two.

I'm just telling you,
it's gonna hurt...

My feelings
are already hurt right now.

Let me keep it together.

Between Erika
packing up and leaving,

the way my sister
just spoke to me,

Dorit not showing up for me,

I'm getting
really sick of having

my feelings hurt on this trip.

You need
to make the decision.

If you want to stay with Erika

because she doesn't want
to come here, that's on you.

If you want to come here
and go with the plan

that's been planned for months,
then you do that. Bye.

Kyle. Kyle.

[somber music]

[♪ ♪]

That did not go good, girls.

I'm actually blown away
right now.

- Go. Go.
- No.

Your friendship with Kyle

is much bigger
than my situation.

But why all of a sudden
did it become...

- Teams?
- Why?

Erika, had she actually...

Did anybody say,
"Hey, you know

what we were ****ing over Erika
with last night

has been dismissed?"

No.

Can I just get some tequila?

- Yeah.
- Neat. Thank you.

How can I help
make this better?

Do you think there's any way it
would be helpful if I go over,

suss it out,
try to get us together?

It's ****ing
selfish of Erika.

She could have come here,
been polite

like we all ****ing do
in these situations.

If she didn't want
to talk to me,

she could have said,
"Not now. Later."

I would have been happy.
You know me.

I don't do that sh**

I'm happy to do that.

But instead, she's like,
"I'm not gonna go,"

and pulling them with her.

(BLEEP) you.

And they didn't respond
all day to any of us.

- That's ****ing rude.
- I'm gonna go.

I will be back.
Don't worry.

- It better not be long.
- I won't be long.

I know that planning this trip
means so much to Kyle.

I know that she loves
Kemo Sabe,

so I do understand that
it's very important for her

to bring everybody
back together.

And I hope we can.

[upbeat music]

[♪ ♪]

I'm going to try
and find the girls.

I don't know exactly
where they are,

but it's a small town.

[♪ ♪]

And so I'm just gonna
walk on down the street

and pop into some stores
and look in some windows

and hopefully find them.

[♪ ♪]

Do you think I want
to walk in now to a place

with a bunch of girls
that are gonna be mean to me?

Because I feel like I bear
the brunt now of everything.

Wait. Lisa Rinna.
Go get her.

Rinna!

- I'm coming to see...
- (BLEEP), Lisa. I'm coming.

- Lisa, what the (BLEEP)?
- I'm coming.

- I'm coming.
- No. You know what?

- I'm coming.
- You want me to come.

Here I am.
No, here I am.

Oh, my God.
That whole thing.

Oh, hi.

Dismissed without prejudice.

- I love you.
- I love you.

It's gonna be okay.

Thank you for sticking
with me.

- I love you. I always will.
- I know.

You know.
I'm here to chat, so let me...

Were you... did you...
Were you just perfect?

Because I called Kyle
because I feel bad.

Only a little bit.

This is crisis mode.

So I am there
to support my friend.

Do you understand?

I know that.

Well, here's
what I want to propose.

And I think this is what
we need tonight,

to go and all of us
sit together...

Yup.

And we talk calmly
about how every...

- How great my day was.
- You know what?

Whatever you need to say,
you say it.

- Thank you.
- Kyle's very upset.

- She's hurt because...
- At me?

- No, at the whole situation.
- I understand.

You know when you
want to show people

your very, very happy place?

- Hey, wait a minute.
- I don't understand.

You know what?
That's great.

I want to show something
that happened to me today.

- I know.
- You know what?

And it's actually
bigger than this sh**

[♪ ♪]

Coming up...

Listen to me, honey.

She was in tears, broken.

(BLEEP) off.
I don't care.

[upbeat music]

[♪ ♪]

- Hello!
- Hello.

- You're back.
- I'm back.

Explain to me
what exactly happened.

What did you guys say?

[sighs]
They were having pizza.

[♪ ♪]

I have organized
this private shopping event,

taking over the private space.

And they just decided
to go and order pizza.

I show up for these ladies
to everything.

You can't show up
to my thing that I planned

for months in advance?

I don't like having
a bad feeling

- with anybody I care about.
- I know.

And then to have Dorit
on top of it

not show up tonight
because she's like,

- "I've got to stick with Erika."
- Because I...

But Erika was a ****ing
asshole last night, Rinna.

Come on.

Then you have
to say that to her.

It's unbelievably selfish
on all of their parts.

It doesn't feel good when
people aren't there for you,

and I know what that's like.

At this point, doesn't
she need to say sorry to me?

Kathy, what do you think?

I personally...
If somebody hurt my feelings,

not that it's right or wrong,
I would have left.

Maybe she's embarrassed.

Well, then ****ing grow up
and say, "I'm embarrassed.

I'm sorry.
I should have said that."

- "I'm sorry." Okay.
- We're good enough friends.

We're supposed to be able
to be honest.

We just said this.

We just had this ****ing
conversation about Sutton.

By the way, this conversation
should be said with Erika.

Yes, but being honest
sometimes gets you screwed.

- People don't like the truth.
- Tell me the truth.

Nobody wants to hear
the truth, Kathy.

I have not spoken to Kathy
since she left Kemo Sabe.

I don't know why she seems
to be okay now,

but I'm glad she is.

Sometimes you have
to choose peace

to keep the family together
over fighting.

It's not worth it to me.

[gasps] It says, "Rinna."
Look how cute this is.

So cute.

Take the little thing off,
and let's see it on you.

- [gasps]
- So adorable.

I love it.

I'm gonna go get
my outfit on.

Okay.
I'm gonna go get ready.

Kathy, are you wearing that
to the country-western bar?

I am. I just want to be
comfortable tonight.

- Oh, God.
- You're not wearing that.

- Help me.
- Oh, God.

Get ready, please.

[♪ ♪]

Oh, my gosh.

There's somebody
knocking on my door.

Hey, Sutton.

I'm gonna go upstairs.
Are you ready?

No.

Sheree, are you ready?

- Yup.
- Uh-huh.

Hey. [Laughs]

[♪ ♪]

Oh, good Lord.

I'm gonna go upstairs.

Okay, bye.

Oh, my God.
Sutton.

I still need lipstick.

Got to put my bag together,
money.

We gots to go.

Hurry up.

[♪ ♪]

I can still walk, everybody,
but I would like some oxygen,

I do believe.

- I'm so tired of waiting.
- Shut up.

- That was five minutes.
- No, it was not five minutes.

- In what...
- It was five minutes.

- Dog years?
- Five minutes.

[♪ ♪]

[sniffles, sighs]

[dog whines]

[♪ ♪]

Gosh.

Hi.

Come here, boo.
Come here.

I know.

You're breaking my heart
to see you upset like this.

And I'm not here
to make you more upset.

Let me just ask you
a question.

Is my friend, who I think
of you like family...

Same.
That's why I'm here.

- I can't see you...
- I know, but let me

ask you a question.

Last night,

Erika did that to herself.

I don't want to be
in the middle.

I'm not choosing sides.

Don't. Don't do that.
That's not fair.

Listen to me, honey.

She was in tears, broken.

(BLEEP) off.
I don't care.

Kyle, you know me.

When someone is hurt
and in pain and they need help

and they're my friend,
I am there to support them.

You're saying you care more
about Erika's feelings

than my feelings.

You also helped
pack up her luggage

last night to leave my home.

- I was hurt.
- I understand.

I was hurt by you,
and I was hurt by Erika.

Girls, my love,
my loves,

you guys need
to work some stuff out,

but we need to go to dinner.

So can we put a pin
in it for now?

We can put a pin in it,
but I'm just gonna

- say something real...
- What?

We need a pin, though.
We need a pin.

This was brought on
by the behavior last night.

- Oh, my God, I cannot win...
- Guys, go get ready.

- No matter what I say to you.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.

- By the way...
- No matter what I say.

Guys, guys.
Time-out. Time-out.

Dorit, please go get ready.

- I am ready!
- Okay. Kyle, go get ready.

Girls, can I say something?

- Please.
- Yes, please.

- Please, Mo, please.
- I need my wife.

Love bean...

- Please, Kyle.
- Come over here.

I've been listening, and I feel
like on behalf of, like,

me and PK, I have to step in
and I just have

to create some peace,
because the reality is that

you guys both love each other,
and I know that.

And what's causing a fight
right now is not you two.

It's an external situation.

And you guys have both been
hurt, and it's both difficult.

And I need you guys
both to just get past it

and move on
to the next one, okay?

Please.
I love you so much.

- Please, my baby.
- Seriously.

Dorit I have
this kind of friendship

where we will fight.

I hate it so much.

We always make up,
but I just don't like arguing

with people
that I care about.

You guys hold down the fort.

I need a minute
to catch my breath.

Yes.
I will go hold down the fort.

- Okay?
- She just needs ten minutes.

Let Kyle...
She needs maybe 20.

Coming up...

When you say things like,

"Not my ****ing problem."
They're not my ****ing"...

They're not.
They are not mine.

[dramatic music]

[♪ ♪]

- Extremely constipated.
- [laughs]

Who's constipated?

I have not gone to the
bathroom since I've been here.

Oh, damn.

[upbeat music]

[♪ ♪]

Okay, I'm gonna
hold on to that.

You guys help Kathy.

Oops!

Thank you.

Ladies, down the stairs.

[♪ ♪]

It's a fricking club.
Oh, my God.

- Guys, down, down, down.
- This is nice.

Oh, we're here.
Thank God.

My God, those are five
animals in there.

[laughter]

Oh, my God, food.

It's food!
Well, kind of.

We're doing bits.

We're getting pizzas.

- We ordered pizza too.
- Great.

I had pizza for lunch, though.

I was like,
"This is not enough."

I don't like what happened
with Kyle and I.

And I'm not feeling good
coming in,

but it's our last night
in Aspen.

My hopes are still high
that we're all gonna have fun.

This is not LA.
We don't go down.

[♪ ♪]

I'd like a Don Julio,
the white one, the white one.

Neat with lime,
just lime squeezed in it.

Hi!

[♪ ♪]

Welcome to the cowboy bar.

I'm Kyle tonight
'cause Kyle needed a moment,

so I'm gonna be
the hostess filling in.

Hi.

[♪ ♪]

That argument
I had with Dorit

really took a lot
out of me,

and I didn't even
want to show up.

But right now,
I'm just...

kind of trying
to keep it together

with the plan
and move forward.

[♪ ♪]

Pizza is the best.

- The best.
- You made it.

- I'm so sorry, ladies.
- Yay!

Hi.
Is it just you guys?

Yeah.

No, Dorit and Rinna,
they just went out.

- Hi, girls.
- Hi, honey.

- Are you okay?
- Mwah, mwah, mwah.

I'm better now.

Hey. How are you?

Yeah, I'll have
a margarita on the rocks.

No salt, please.
Thank you.

So Dorit came over,
and I basically told her,

you know, I'm not angry
but I was hurt.

I was hurt by last night.

I was hurt by her
choosing to, like, say,

"I'm gonna stay with Erika."

And she said, "Kyle,
she was really upset.

She was a broken woman today."

What?

Hearing this news
about Erika is

hard to believe
because Erika just puts on

such a strong front.

There is a place
to make people whole,

and it is in a court of law,

not in the court
of public opinion.

We're not talking
about public opinion.

Yeah, you are!

Erika was very upset,

and she talked a lot
about a lot of the sh**

That she's obviously had
to go through in the last year.

Hi.
Thanks.

She was very tearful
this morning.

She was very broken.

We all know that she's gone
through it in the last year.

We all know.

[♪ ♪]

I thought you were
coming back to the house.

I want you to come...

I want you to come
to the bar for a second.

Have a drink.

Yeah.

- It's a little awkward.
- I'm waiting to go up

- and say hi.
- Okay.

I hate that
this is uncomfortable

- with a friend of mine.
- I know.

What are you having?

Vodka club soda, and I've
never wanted more in my life.

Okay.
I'll have one of those.

Can you give us a minute?

- Oh, you guys.
- Yeah.

Thank you for coming.

- Thank you for having me.
- Can I have a hug from you?

Yes, absolutely.

I want to talk
to you for a minute

- without anybody else around.
- Yeah, yeah.

I hate that I feel
uncomfortable right now

with you,
who is my good friend.

I am your good friend.

That's why I'm upset.

Did you see what happened
to me today?

I did see.
By the way, congratulations.

Thank you. Do you know why
I fought my ass off last night?

Yes, but I was not...

I never said
you were guilty, Erika.

I've never said that.

I want you to show
a little empathy.

- That's all I was trying to say.
- To whom?

The victims
and the situation.

That doesn't mean...
If you show empathy,

that doesn't mean
you're to blame.

I feel like you
and others in this group

want something from me
that I can't give right now.

I cannot go certain places.

No lawyer is gonna say
you can't show empathy.

And when you say things
like last night, like,

"Not my ****ing problem.
They're not my ****ing"...

They're not.
They are not mine.

You know whose they are?

You know whose responsibility
this is to clean that sh** up?

Girardi Keese.

It is a legal problem.

Do you understand?

When you say that, you lump me
into responsibility.

I'm not responsible
for all of this sh**

I feel very bad
for those people.

And those who have been
legitimately wronged

need to be taken care of,

but that's not
gonna happen for a while.

And right now, everything else
is coming at me,

and I have a lot to deal with.

So no, am I
the most cuddly creature

on the planet right now?
No.

I inherited this problem.

They're not my problem.

People constantly throw this
sh** in my face, constantly.

I would like to come
to a group of friends

and then not have
to deal with it.

It's just hard right now.

I know.

You know,
it's just very hard.

And I don't want
to fight with you.

And by the way, this is our
first blowout in seven years.

I've literally cried
so much, you have no idea.

I've literally... my eyes
are, like, swollen shut.

Obviously they're having
a very heated

conversation over there.

Just trying to get
through it, honey.

I know. I know.

- Can I have a hug?
- Yeah.

I'm not even a hugger,
but I want a hug.

Erika is my friend.

Do I agree with everything
she's saying?

No.

- Thank you.
- Okay?

Yeah.
Appreciate that.

But I don't want
to keep arguing

with someone
that I care about.

So I'd rather just
make up and move on.

There are different rules

for certain people
in this group.

Erika and Kyle talked
for, like, two minutes,

and they're good.

And then Erika can hold
a grudge against Sutton

for years.

There's obviously
a double standard.

I think she just
felt attacked

and that she felt
like she had to...

That there was, like, victims,
victims, victims, victims.

- And she feels like, you know...
- Yeah, but guess what.

There are.

She wants her group of friends
to have compassion for her,

but why can't she show
compassion for them?

You do... you did read
that article today, right?

Yeah.

You read it,
so you see that there's...

It's not always just
cut and dry, right?

Yes, there is no
misunderstanding

of her position.

Wait a minute.

And I'm now understanding

that that's your position,

and that's fine.

My position is this.

[dramatic music]

I don't know
all the information.

Neither do you.

I live with a moral compass.

And I'd like to know
that the people

I surround myself with
share that.

Oh, wait.
Where's the white ball?

Do the splits. Kyle!

Kyle!

I want you to get up
and do the moonwalk!

- Kyle! Kyle.
- What?

You moonwalk better
than you play pool.

Hi!

Pizza!

- Who does this remind you of?
- Well, she's said...

Wait. Who does this
remind you of?

I'm gonna
tell you right now.

I'll tell you right now.

Why am I catching
the sins of, like,

somebody that I divorced?

Oh, my God.
Really?

[laughs]

I was like this, "Sweetie,
it's time for you to go home."

No.
I'll stay here all night.

And I was like,
"No, ma'am."

What happened last night
is not okay.

She will always think
it's okay.

Am I surprised
that Lisa, Erika, and Kyle

are laughing and making light
of what happened last night?

No.

But Erika screaming
at me all night

if I did that to one of them,

be sure we would not
be making light of it today.

It would go on forever.

Her behavior every time
gets dismissed.

Oh.

What do you do?
What do we do?

At some point, we're gonna
all have to talk about this.

I've already had
this argument with Erika.

At this point, I am retired.

Y'all talk about it,
and I can... I'll spectate.

Okay, cowgirl?

Got it.

[♪ ♪]

Erika, I don't like
the way you spoke to me.

I feel like you
talk down to me.

Okay.

And last night,
I literally say

the same thing as Garcelle,

and yet I'm an asshole.

This is the law
we're talking about.

We're not talking about
personal relationships.

Why does it have to be
always in a legal way?

Because I'm being
...ing sued.

I've done nothing
but be nice to you,

supportive to you,
honest with you.

You haven't been
nothing but nice to me.

And all of a sudden,
I don't do enough,

because I'm in a legal
...ed-up mess,

for you and your ego?

It's not my ego.

Yeah, it is, because
you're making it about you.

Why can't I ask for you
to show compassion...

- To you?
- For victims? Not for me.

- I don't need your compassion.
- I've already done that.

Why is it a problem
for me to feel this way

and it's not a problem
that she feels that way?

- That's not true.
- No.

- Say the truth.
- No. We have been at it.

Thank you.

So why do you
call me an asshole?

Because you are.

I was the one that put
my arms around you

when you were crying
all the time in Mexico.

Erika, trust,
I'm so grateful for that.

It's okay, Crystal.

I want you to fight
for yourself, baby.

It's okay, sweetie.

If you don't open your mouth,

you allow others
to fill in the story for you.

I just can't.

You want to tell me
what the real deal is?

- I've been nothing but...
- Let's get down and dirty.

I've been nothing
but nice to you.

If she's your true supporter

and has been nothing
but supportive of you,

why would you choose
to go there last night?

This was about the earrings.

When I saw that that
was a concrete thing,

when I saw the receipt,

that it came out
of Girardi Keese...

Let me tell you something
about that story.

It's a year and a half old.

This came up this week.

We've been talking
about it all week.

Hold on, but you're not even
talking about... wait.

It is about showing
compassion, that's all.

The case that you
want me to have empathy for,

it's not the same people.

There's an impropriety
of funds.

There are victims in that.

I don't owe you
an explanation

about what's going on.

As a matter of fact,
today was a great day.

Erika Girardi was dismissed.

This is not considered
a win for Erika,

so we should not
be sitting here celebrating,

especially when there are
still victims out there.

And no matter what,
whoever gets exonerated,

that still exists.

Whatever.
Look, I'm not gonna get into

legal strategy with you.

Hooray.
Glad you see it that way.

Maybe I shouldn't
have been nice to you.

Maybe you should have
fought it out on your own.

And maybe you can just
work it out from here.

We're not gonna
get anywhere tonight.

- I'm gonna put a pin in this.
- Put a pin in it.

You guys, should we walk
into the Caribou Club

for five minutes to see it?

It's a private club
I belong to.

It's so beautiful inside.

All I'm saying is,
it's got to play out.

We can go peek in,
have a drink, whatever,

and then leave.

Kyle wants to go
to one more bar.

What could possibly happen?

[♪ ♪]

My God, I haven't been here
for 20 years.

And by the way, if I don't
get in, I'm not offended.

I want you guys
to go and have fun.

- 'Cause of your outfit?
- If you don't get in?

You're gonna get in.

She's Kathy ****ing Hilton.

She can get in with
her ****ing bathing suit on.

Whatever.
If I don't, I don't.

Well, they tried
to take Kris Jenner's

jacket when we were here.

And she goes,
"It's my whole jacket."

And they kicked
Caitlyn Jenner out too.

No, "It's my outfit."

She goes,
"It's my whole outfit."

- And she had, like...
- They're very strict about it.

- Very.
- [laughs]

- Go.
- Bye.

They're not sweatpants.

Have fun, y'all.

Oh, my God, I can't.

[♪ ♪]

I know the idea
of Kathy Hilton.

The socialite is kind,

is loving,

is a pillar of society.

The world thinks she's
somebody that she's not.