The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 11, Episode 15 - The Dinner Party from Hell: Part Two - full transcript

- Previously on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills":

- I love this house.

I'm so happy
that you're in here.

- My new house needs a facelift,

so Kyle just let me live here.

- Make sure that check's
on time.

- Though I pay rent.

- Garcelle has made like

little jabs at me.

Do you have a problem with me?
- I have a problem

when you won't let
anybody else speak.



- Why didn't you just say that?

- I think that we have heard
stories that don't add up.

- You're saying,
"I don't believe you, Erika."

- I have questions.

- Sutton, honestly, doesn't
want any problems in society.

- I don't want my name
associated with this.

- Miss Small Town.
"I'm so worried about

my mother... in' reputation."
You shut up.

- Don't take that out on me.
- Your bullsh...?

- No, your problems.

- This town is a game of chess,

but no one's
takin' this queen down.

- My lips are legendary,

and they will never gloss
over the truth.



- If you want a starring role
in my life,

you better drop the act.

- Dress like
there's no tomorrow,

and then tomorrow, do it again.

- Anyone who doubts
my exquisite manners

can kiss my exquisite derriere.

- Hollywood is full of
pretenders,

and I slay them all.

- The strongest substance on
earth isn't diamonds.

It's me.

- Ash. So excited!

- The big fitting day.
- Oh, my God.

- Bubba, the dresses came.
- Oh, right.

All right, let me sit down,

and you can do a fashion show
for me... does that work?

- I hope they're as beautiful
as I think they're gonna be.

- They will be, honey.
Go try 'em on.

- Okay. I really feel like
anything I put my mind to,

especially in design,
I've got a lot of passion for.

They're like my little babies.
I mean, I've done swimwear.

- Damn, Dorit.
- Athleisure.

- Remember, I told you
the Beverly beach girl.

- Now I get to design
wedding dresses.

And for a bride, that is
a memory she'll have forever.

- Oh, wow.
- Unless you're in Hollywood.

And then it's maybe
a couple years.

And then the next memory.

Ba-boom!

Ba-boom! Ba-boom! Ba-boom!

Hi!
- Oh, honey.

That's off the chain.

- Do you see this pearl detail
in the back?

- That's so gorgeous.

I've had a brilliant idea
about naming.

The Pearl.
- The Pearl.

- I quite like it.

You're not getting the genius.
Well, where do you find pearls?

- In the ocean.
- Which ocean? Where? Fiji?

- Is this trivia... like
Trivial Pursuit?

- No, this is a creative process

that I'm trying to engage
with you on.

- Why don't we just call it
The Pearl dress?

- My original idea.

- PK wants to be involved
in everything I do.

I don't like the name Nava
for the swimwear.

- Why?
- I think we need a name

that is more versatile,
more general.

Call it Beverly Beach.

- But I have to say,
even if I don't agree at first,

he is kind of a visionary.

And he comes up
with some pretty good ideas.

- I've got a name. The Moment.

- I like it.
- It's The Moment.

- The Moment.
Okay.

- Gorgeous.

- It gives me
like Italian glamour

just 'cause I envision you
and like a big...

- What about like Sophia Loren?

- It's very like Sophia Loren.

I mean, come on.
How often does that happen?

- The Actress.
- I like it.

- Who do I invoice?
- Baby, please.

I know a lot of people
think like, "Oh, PK, be quiet.

That's hers."
I don't feel that way.

- Can we call it The Woman?
- The Woman.

I feel lucky.

Besides, ultimately,
I'm the boss.

- If we renewed our vows,

that's a dress that
I would expect you to wear.

- We got it right
the first time around, baby.

I don't want to,
like, tempt fate.

- Lose that conspiracy theory
that renewing your vows

ends your marriage.

What ends your marriage is when
you argue, fight, and do things

that are not appropriate
for being in a marriage.

- Or infidelity.
- Not when... infidelity.

- Or let me see, let me think
of all the things

I can think of.
- Are you saying no to me?

- Well, no, it's so funny

'cause I'm thinking about Erika.

Tom was cheating on her.

Like all these women.
That could end a marriage.

- There's no kind way of saying
it... he's a bad guy.

- You know, Erika,
she's not one of those

that airs her dirty laundry.
And I understand that

because I was raised
by parents like that.

I can't say that, you know,
every time we have a fight,

I pick up the phone
to Kyle and say...

- Oh, you're the last person
in the world...

- Do you know what I mean?
- That shares anything.

In fact, unlike me,
I'm a sharer.

- Let this be a lesson
to everyone,

particularly you, Garcelle.
I don't talk too much.

- You tend to hijack the moment
and just go on and on and on

and not give anybody a chance
to have their say.

- Now the real talker
under this group is PK.

I mean, it's one thing

if you've got like a handful
of really close friends.

- Which I do.
- Baby.

If someone calls you
out of the blue

and you haven't heard
from them in 30 years,

you will share
the most intimate details...

- No.
- Yes, you do!

- That is not true at all.
- Yes, you do!

In fact, I think the reason
why I talk too much

amongst these girls

is because my husband doesn't
giving me a chance to talk.

All right, my love, I want
to get out of this dress.

- All right.
- Oh, my goodness.

- I like that dress. It's good.

- Don't even think about it.
You have to marry me again...

- I like that dress.

- If you want to see me
in it, baby.

- I think we need
to dress-up one night.

- Honey!

You're gonna make me blush, bub.

- Move-in day.
- No.

Yeah, right.
Are you loving your car?

- Yes. I love it so much.
- Ah, I love it too.

Yeah, this car
is really beautiful.

- It's cute, right?
- Sexy.

- She's very sexy and pretty,
like her mama.

- Oh, it looks great.

- We stripped the floors.
We've sanded them.

We've redone all the electrical.

Now look, doesn't this kitchen
look great?

- Looks like I'm gonna be

making a lot of money off of you.

Can we see upstairs?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're gonna be amazed
at the progress.

- While Sutton's waiting
for her house to be ready,

I'm just like counting the rent.

Oh, my God. This doesn't
feel safe to walk in here.

- It's safe. It's my bathroom.

I personally was kind of
a shell of a person

after my divorce was announced
and ended up at the finish line

with a new house
and a new Bentley

and great friends
and living my best life.

This is the closet. I want
to put a little bench there.

So I can like put my shoes on
and think about my day.

And look outside the window.

- And ponder.
- Ponder.

This house kind of represents
my independence

as a single woman.

- I'm gonna peek outside anyway.

- It's gonna be
ready any day now.

This is the house
that I'm gonna live in

when my children are gone.

I might get in it after they've
all graduated from college.

But, you know, I think that
this is just so symbolic to me.

I was wondering

if Mauricio gave you
anything for your birthday.

- He didn't, and you know...
- But you got

a big anniversary coming up.

- 25 years.
- What are y'all gonna do?

- I think I'm gonna have
the kids out of the house

and have dinner at home.

- I think getting the children

out of the house is a good idea.

- But anyway,

how are you feeling after
Rinna's launch party thing?

- Well, I will say this,

I thought it was
a beautiful party.

I've been using kid gloves
with Erika.

But when I saw
that dadgum doo-doo nail

pointing at my face...

and calling me
Miss Small Town...

- You and I are gonna deal
on another level.

You be quiet.
All right, Miss Small Town?

"I'm so worried about
my mother... in' reputation."

- I realize now she's not
as fragile as I thought.

- I mean, I don't understand
like the small...

- Like, you keep calling me
Miss Small Town...

Now that's gonna make me angry.

With Erika, I thought that we
were bonding in a deeper way.

I think I've got a little
pretty mess inside me.

What?
- My girl.

- I feel so betrayed.

I definitely am ready for a
hardcore conversation with her.

I'm gonna say... I said,
"I'm not buying it."

I don't think that she knew

what exactly was going on
in that law firm.

But I think that Tom told her,
"Gig's up.

Take care of yourself.
It's been a nice ride."

No one has said this.
She's already lied once.

That's a red flag for me.

- The line?
- Yeah.

- Well, yeah.
But I've never seen her lie.

- I don't like people
that lie to me.

Well, she lied to y'all
because she said

that he had broke his ankle.
But to hear her say,

"That's not what happened,
what happened was he got

a head injury that night,"
there is an untruth.

- Tom got in a car accident by
our house and broke his ankle.

- Oh, no!
- So I've been dealing with

the biggest baby on the planet.

- Oh, my God.
- He's fine.

- As a result of the crash,
his ankle was broken.

- Right. Got it.
Got it, got it.

- He was also unconscious
for 12 hours.

- He was?

- I think Erika doesn't trust
a lot of people.

When you're married
to a lawyer like that,

I feel like
he's probably said to her,

"Be careful what you share.
Be careful what you do.

Things can be
used against you."

- Why do I think Erika's lied
about this car crash

and the head injury?

Because I think it's part
of Tom's defense.

- You think that it's possible
that it is a sham, the divorce?

- I'm not gonna say
that it's impossible.

It looks fishy.

Erika is acting
like she's totally innocent.

Emphasis on the word acting.

But Erika made a deal
with the devil.

And the devil always...
comes knocking.

- Hey, if I'm wrong and she's
a completely different person

than I thought she was...
- Mm-hmm.

- Then I'm gonna be eating crow.

So one of us is going
to be wrong about this.

- Well, I have...
- I don't even know if that's...

- A very nice crow recipe
that we can use.

And it's all in the pastry.

- Oh, my God.

- Coming up...

- I have good news
and I have bad news.

Nobody cares
what you have to say.

- She should be lucky
that people know

- who the you are.
- Yeah.

- It's only a few girls.
I got like every flavor food.

I got pancakes,
and I got buns for the duck.

Oh, my God.
I want to eat this now.

So good. I'm gonna eat
all the skin myself.

'Cause it's duck, Lucy.

- Hi!
- You look pretty.

Welcome. Come in.
We're gonna have Beijing duck.

And then I have dim sum.

This is pork and spinach.
And then this is shrimp.

- Pancakes and sh...
- Exactly.

I'm a totally adventurous eater.

When I was in Peru,

I ate guinea pig
on the side of a road.

We're gonna sit
in the other room, Lucy.

Come. I did not know
that it was like a rat.

I actually thought
it was like a pig.

And it tasted like chicken.
So it was fine.

- Mmm. Where are
your children tonight?

- Rob took them
so we can have duck in peace.

- Duck pancakes?
- Yes.

- Are they in Chinese school?
- Yeah.

Well, they have a tutor.

- Wow!

- She teaches them
like songs and poems.

And like, can they have
a conversation? No.

But at least they'll have
like the foundation.

Growing up, my parents
only spoke Chinese to us.

I think every generation,
it's just harder.

I don't want them
to not be American.

They are American.

I just don't want them
to lose the Chinese culture.

- Ah! Oh!

My girl.
- Hi, sweetheart.

- My sister.
- Sorry I'm late.

- Lovey!
- I was getting...

- Muah, muah.
- Ready for tomorrow night.

- I know. It's a lot.
- No, I'm serious.

Cleaning the crystal,
the silver. Right?

- I love it.
- I hear that voice.

Hi, darling. How are you?
Nice to see you.

- I want to make this
a beautiful special party

for the ladies.

I thought I would do like pink,
red, white,

purple roses and flowers.

- Where did you
- And then...

- Get those?
- Baccarat.

- Oh, my God.
These are to die for.

- No, these are...
- I'm scared to even touch it.

- Did I hear polishing
crystal and silver?

- Polishing silver.
- Polishing silver.

- And cleaning crystal.
- Cleaning crystal

- 'Cause you know what, I like
to do those things myself.

I have one friend.
I love and adore her.

Every time, you go to her house,

it's the same salmon
and the same group of people.

I like to try to mix
it up a little bit.

- I got it.

- This is not your house.
- Where have you been?

- What are you doing over here?
- It is not my house.

How are you?

- Hi, gorgeous.
You look so pretty.

- Oh, please. Thank you.
So do you.

- Hi!
- Hi! It's your house.

- Do you guys want to eat?
- Yes.

- Come, darling.

- Wow!

- And which one's this?

- That one is chicken bun.
That's eggplant.

- Thank you for doing this.
- You're welcome.

- You're such a great hostess.
- Ah.

This is my family food,
honestly.

- This duck is amazing.
I've never had duck, honestly.

- Hmm?
- Oh, really?

- I can't hold it
with the chopstick.

- I'm so happy.

- Well, enjoy.
- I need shorter chopsticks.

- Can I eat this
with my finger or not?

- Yes, yes.
I've decided to eat my duck

with whatever.

- She's not gonna judge you.
- Mmm. Yum, yum.

- I like that
it's just us, honestly.

- Right?
- Yeah. A small group is nice.

- How are you feeling
about the other day?

I haven't talked to you.
- It wasn't great.

- Garcelle, I've been thinking
about you a lot.

You've been making
a lot of jabs at me.

- Have I?

- You were saying,
"Oh, she does talk a lot."

It's like a bully.
- You can stop it right now.

- It's something that,
you know, we've all said.

It hurt her feelings.
- Yeah.

- You know what, I've joked
about it. Everybody has.

God forbid I be long-winded.

- What are we supposed to do?
Duct tape?

- I don't think it's anything
that you two can't get past.

- She's very... sensitive.

- Very sensitive.
- Yeah.

- And I've said this before
that I feel like Erika

and I are similar.

You know, people see us
and they think strong

and they think hard
and they think...

- Yes.
- You know?

- Look, I'm putting up
a brave face right now

because it's the only way
I can get up out of the bed.

- Yeah.
- Yeah. Right.

- We all know people
that have taken a beating.

But what I'm not gonna do is
kick a dog when they're down.

- Right.
- Like what about me?

- I don't want to be
associated with this lawsuit.

I don't.

- How are you? By sitting here
at a table with me?

- But see that's
what I... yeah, that.

- Well, girl,
I ain't going nowhere,

so you need to off.

That is a straight up
judgmental sort of,

"I need to put distance
between you and me

because what about me?"

It was just so disappointing.

The Sutton I know,

she's oh, so caring and she
was, you know, kind to me.

- I'm really hoping that this
is helping you relax.

- You're one of the most
kindhearted people...

- Aw!
- In my life.

And then for her to flip
like that is like enough

to make you want to stand back.
Like, "No."

- Sutton really thinks
for her social standing

and her Country Club...
- Yeah.

- In Augusta.

She is from
a more conservative background.

- That's what I said,
it's that small town bullsh...

- And you know what,
I have good news

and I have bad news.

Guess what... nobody cares
what you have to say.

- No one is that important.

- Everybody's got a skeleton
in their closet.

- You think?
- My family... it all just

happens to be out there.

- Yes.
- We've all had challenges.

And so to hear that come out
of someone's mouth

who's allegedly cultured
and traveled and all,

that is disturbing.

If you want to talk
about reputations,

that's Kathy Hilton,
you know, the hotels?

Maybe you've heard of her?

Kathy Hilton doesn't have
anything to worry about.

So why should Sutton Stracke
have anything to worry about?

We're members
of the same Country Club.

- Right.
- I've never heard of her name.

- Never.
- Really?

- I've never heard of her ever.

- Someone's only important
if you know who they are.

Come on.

- If Sutton did that
with another group...

- She'd be back in Augusta.

Done.
- How about this.

Before I met Crystal,
I didn't know Crystal.

I knew Rob Minkoff.

- I think that she misses
some social cues.

- I think it all just stems
from insecurity.

- I agree with you.
I think...

- But you're close with her.
I mean...

- I've gotten close with her

and I feel like she's quirky,
she's funny.

I think she's finally
getting a voice.

- I think her voice
is very awkward.

- Why are they saying this
in front of me?

They know I'm Team Sutton.
Like, come on.

- She should be lucky
that people know

who the you are.

- Yeah.

- Coming up...
- I am not a liar.

You have a lot of in' nerve.

- Don't talk to me like that.

- Or what?
- Seriously.

- Or what?

[]

- Hi, love bean.

- Hello!
- Ooh, you look beautiful.

Alerting a few business people
that want to talk tonight

that it's my 25th anniversary,

and that I will be getting
back to them tomorrow.

- I see candles,
and I'm very impressed

by the amount
of candles I'm seeing.

- Took me about 20 minutes
to light them.

- Did you do all that yourself?
- I did.

This is actually gonna
come out really beautiful.

- What do you have
planned for me?

- We're gonna have some caviar.
- I love that.

- And then I ordered some
Joe's Stone Crab delivered.

- Nice.
- So we're gonna be

hammering away.
- My favorite.

- I don't know how that dress
is gonna survive.

- I think I still have
the price tag on, so...

- Well, maybe you'll just
have to take it off

when we crack the crabs.

- It's coming off at some point.

Being married 25 years
makes me very happy and proud.

- Happy anniversary, my love.
- I love you.

- Muah.

My husband has always been
very supportive of me

in everything I do.

And I've been
very supportive of him.

And our lives have changed
a lot over these 25 years.

And we've been able
to stay in sync.

- What should we write?
- Kyle and Mauricio forever.

- Perfect.

And of course,
I want to thank my wife,

that without her
I would do nothing.

I mean, uh...

- Hey!

- Welcome home.
- Hi!

It's just mutual respect.

Does not mean that
we don't fight sometimes.

I'm the one
who usually gets mad.

And he has to apologize

if he wants to have
peace in his life.

Oh, my God.
This looks really beautiful.

- Doesn't that look beautiful?

- Are we sitting in here now?

- No, we're sitting here.
- My God.

- Honey, that's three
different bottles,

and it's just the two of us.

That sounded exciting.

- Let me make one for you.

- A lot of people
can't make 25 years.

I didn't even know if I could
be the kind of person

that could make 25 years

because, to be honest, I didn't
have a good role model.

I mean, my mom
and dad were divorced.

My mom was married...
a lot of times.

To me, it's like, oh, if things
don't go well, you leave.

That's in my mind, you know?
- Right.

- My mom was married four times.

Her marriages didn't really last

because she never trusted men.

And honestly, you know,
she used to always say,

"I only care about my kids."

And that doesn't work out
so well in marriages.

I am so impressed right now,
I don't even know what to say.

So I made sure that my marriage
was really a priority.

I'll have pasta and shrimp.

Not too much, 'cause I've
already been eating too much.

If I had left every time
I was upset,

I wouldn't have lasted a year.

I'm having dinner
at Kathy's tomorrow night

for our girls' night.

- Oh, that'll be fun.
- Yeah.

- Who's gonna be there?
Erika's going?

- Rinna. Uh-huh.

- How is she doing?
What's going on with her?

- I mean, it's a mess.

The lawsuit with Tom

and her divorce
out in the public like that...

- It's a lot.
- It's a lot.

- And how long
were they married?

- 20 years!

- Holy sh...
Way longer than I thought.

- Way longer
than people realize, yeah.

When I see my friends going
through terrible divorces,

that is just a reminder
to put in the homework

that you have to do
for your marriage.

- I like Erika,
so I actually hope

that she actually did not have
any knowledge of the bullsh...

- I do believe that.

And I don't want
to be proven wrong.

It's like a plant... you
have to water it every day.

And I'm okay with that,
because it's worth it to me.

I wonder what
the percentage of people

that last 25 years
in California is.

- Low.
- When I married you,

of course,
I thought it's forever.

But... I mean,

growing up, I didn't know I was

that kind of person that
can have that kind of marriage.

- All right, I'm gonna have
the last one since you...

- Honey, I'm saying
something nice and you just...

I literally say something.

This is when... your ADD is when
you make me question you.

That's the only time.

- Well, you already said
that three times.

- Really?

I take it back then.

- Jaggy, lipstick.

No. That's very much
a summer color.

Oh, no! No. No!

Jaggy, you're gonna
ruin my look!

- No!

- I'm gonna call Kathy.

- Is Mrs. Hilton in?

It's her sister Kyle calling.

"Good afternoon,
Hilton residence."

Hello. Can you please tell me
what you're wearing?

I really don't know
what people wear...

- Oh, I have no idea.

I think I'm gonna wear
a black new dress.

I was gonna wear
this Alexander McQueen

beautiful embellished jacket.

- Yeah?
- Oh, and you know what?

These candles aren't lit

and there's not water
in the glasses yet.

- Kath.

- I'm gonna get the seating
chart ready for you, Patrick.

I'm gonna do that now.

- So but you're wearing
a dress, not a ball gown?

What's wrong with you?

- Oh, look at the blueberry.

Oh, my goodness.
This looks so good.

- Okay, gots to go. Love you.

- All right, love you. Bye.
- Bye.

- Hey, girl, hey.

Girl, you're not even ready!

- Well, you know, Garcelle,

it doesn't take long for me
to look beautiful, so...

- All right, bitch. Whatever.

- Listen.
- Yeah.

- We have to stand up
for ourselves.

That's all that we have to do.

I've got beef with Erika,
and in the nicest way possible

I want to tell her to her
face, you know, that's all.

You know, you don't have
to believe your friends 100%.

And sometimes you have
to trust your own gut.

Something ain't right.

- I got you. Hurry up though.
Get dressed and come on.

- I'm hurrying.
If you'll shut up,

then I could hang up
the phone...

- Shut up. Come on.
Come on, Sutton Stracke.

Oh, my God.

- Coming up...

- Why are you torturing me
about it?

- How am I torturing you?
- All of you.

Why are you
all doing this to me?

- Let it go. Let it go.
- What are you doing?

- Well, hello.
Tres elegante, madame.

- Thank you.

You have the
seating chart and everything?

Perfect.
- Oui, oui, oui.

- Oh, that looks really good.

I love the way
you put the roses in.

- Yeah.
- And then we need that candle.

We've got that.
- I think it's lit.

- It doesn't look like it.
- Oh, no.

- To prepare for a dinner party,

I've got to feel
everything and touch.

And I have a pet peeve:

please don't come
five or ten minutes early

'cause that's when I really am
walking around to make sure

that there's a fresh bar of soap,

that the toilet paper's folded,
the perfumes are out,

that they're not rotten,
so I'm like.

Adjusting the lighting
in the room.

Those are the things
I like to do. I'm a fluffer.

- Hello?

Hello, hello?

Hello?
Hello, hello, hello?

- Hello, Chef.
Is everybody behaving?

So we're running a little late.

Okay, perfect.
It smells good.

- Hello. Hi!
- Hello.

- Super elegant.
- How are you?

- See, I'm French, so I love
feminine, elegant ladies.

- Thank you.

- I can see you walking
on the runway in Paris.

- Oh, my gosh. I love you.
What's your name?

- Patrick.
- Hello, Patrick. I'm Lisa.

- Enchanté.

- Old-school hospitality here
at the Hiltons'.

- Good, right?
- That's it.

- Thank you.
- You got it.

Thank you. Where's the bar?

- We are not serving anything.
The bar is closed.

- Oh, come on.
- Of course.

- It's Kathy's house.
Where's the bar?

I don't think anybody
in this group

has a staff like Kathy has.

That's money honey right there.
That's money.

- I offer you some red
champagne or white wine?

- Well, I'd like
some white wine.

- Well, hello.

- Thank you.
- Somebody's waiting for you.

- Oh, well, hello, beautiful.
- Hi! Gorgeous.

- I might get a little cold.
Might want to sit over here.

- Hi, ladies.
- Hi!

- Hi, pretty.

- How are you?
- You look so pretty.

- Thank you.
You guys look gorgeous.

- Oh, my brain, my brain.

- Kathy absolutely shows up late

to her own party sometimes.

She's not above making
her guests wait a little bit.

Cocktail.

- Hi.
- Hi, lady.

- Hello!
- Hello.

- Beautiful.
- Muah, muah, muah, muah.

- Oh, my God.
Look how beautiful.

That's the way we like it.

- Hi.

- Yes!

- Why have you been
hiding this body?

- Look at it.
- Look at you.

- Yay!
- Oh, my God.

- This makes me so...
- Yes!, I love that.

- Handrail.

Oh, hi.

- God, what is this?
- Hey.

- This is fab... thank you
so much.

- That is my secret recipe.

- All right.
- Hello!

- There she is.

- That coat looks great
on you, Sutton.

- Like it?
- Love it.

- Hi.
- Hello.

- There she is.
- Woman of the hour!

- There she is.
- Look at you.

- We're at home here.

- Whoa! There she is.

- Hello!

- Did Josephine Baker
walk you out?

- A little somethin' somethin'.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Oh.

- It's on the warm side,
so you want to be careful.

- I'm eating everything.
I'm like, "Mmm."

- That cheese, whoo-hoo.
- Oh, Patrick.

You forgot about me.

Are you trying to tell me
something?

- Mrs. Hilton,
you are not a guest here.

- I think we'll have more too.

Well, I can't take two
at a time.

- I know, but...
- I'm not an octopus.

- Patrick, Patrick, Patrick.
Bring more.

- I'm gonna admit it.
I feel like I'm in my element.

- Yes. Immediately.

Thank you so much.

- You think to yourself,
"Gee, I'm a little peckish.

Silver platter, white gloves."

- The mayonnaise is...
- Brought in from France.

- It's brought in from the moon.

No, from the moon.

Brought in from the moon.

- Oh, so fabulous!

- This is now my second drink.

I'm not responsible for
whatever comes out of my mouth.

- Oh, girl!
- Ha ha ha!

- We love drunk Rinna!

We love drunk Rinna!

- I think she might
be coming out.

- Is everybody ready for dinner?

- Yes.
- Welcome, ladies.

- Thank you.

- Who is Kyle?
What is your first name?

- I'm Kyle.
I'm Mrs. Hilton's sister.

- Okay, you are Kyle.

So you are seated
all the way there.

- Thank you.

- You know I love
a good place card.

- Mrs. Versace,
if you don't mind.

- Sutton, I'm obsessed with
these baccarat candle things.

- I know. It's so pretty.

- And then we have...
- I'm just gonna use

the little girls' room.
- Erika. I know where I am.

- Erika, Erika, Erika...
- Right here.

- The second seat.
- Thank you.

- Uh-huh.

- This gives us a second
to chitchat.

- About what?

- I want to tell you about
what happened at Dorit's.

And my feelings
on what transpired after

we were all at Kyle's house.

I want to make sure
that you're okay.

- What are you trying to do?

- What do you mean?
- What are you trying to do?

- Well, I'm not trying
to do anything.

- I don't need to clear
the air with you.

You've made your position
very clear.

- But you didn't get
to hear it, so...

- I don't need to hear it.

I've heard it
from everyone else.

- Well, I know, so do you want
to talk to me or not?

- I don't. I don't.
I have enough problems.

I only have enough capacity for
the things that really matter,

and your opinion of me
does not matter.

- Do you want to talk
to me or not?

- I don't. I don't.
I have enough problems.

I only have enough capacity for
the things that really matter,

and your opinion of me
does not matter.

Where's the restroom?
Can I go over here?

- What happened?
- Oh, nothing.

I need to use the restroom.

- Oh, right there.
- What did you do?

- You didn't do anything.

- I just said
we should chitchat.

She did not receive
it well at all.

- Oh.
- I think it's better

to hear it
from the face that said it.

Not that anybody else
at this table is gonna do that.

Just me, which is cool.

- Why do you have the bell?

- Only you have the bell.

- Why does Lisa have the bell?

- Why does Lisa have the bell?
- I never had a bell.

- That was a mistake.

- I really like
this idea so much.

- We're taking it back
old school, Rinna.

- There's a reason for that.

- I'm not sure Drunk Rinna
should have a bell though.

Oh!

- Merci, Patrick.

- Oh.

- Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

- Kathy, yummy, yummy, yummy.
- Right?

- Mm-hmm.

- Do we have a sip of
this with...

- Oh, you have to sip the vodka?

- Never mind the pairing
of like this homemade vodka

that was probably made
just for Kathy Hilton,

but this caviar pie...

- Merci beaucoup.

- It is like you've exited
Beverly Hills

and we've gone to heaven.

Um, not to hijack
the conversation...

- But...
- You never do that.

- I want to preface this
by saying, Garcelle,

I don't like confrontation.

- Yeah, me neither.
- Equally so,

I will always
stick up for myself.

I felt really sh... y.

- As my friend...

- Let's have our nice dinner

'cause when we eat,
we want to...

- Enjoy it.
- Enjoy it. Am I right?

- Yes.
- Yeah.

- Am I up for a conversation
with Dorit?

Sure.

But that means
she would have been

hijacking the whole night.

So thank you, Kathy Hilton.

- Are you done, or you need
more time to finish.

- I am done.

Thank you very much.
It was lovely.

- Give me that back.
Here we go.

- Who's a baby?

The little tongue.

- Take the bell from Rinna.

- I tried.
- Help me, Lord.

There's not enough Lexapro
in the world right now.

- I'm gonna pass the bell.

If you have anything that you
need to work out or deal with,

you ring the bell.
Starting with Sutton.

- I wonder what
she's talking about, Sutton.

- Okay. Hand the bell over.
- Well, no...

I just tried to have
this conversation with Erika,

and I don't want to upset her.

- No, I wasn't upset.
I told you that.

- She didn't want
to hear anything.

- No, I didn't.
I said very politely

that your opinion of me
does not matter to me.

- But you don't know
my opinion of you.

- You're better off saying it.

- Hold on.
- Am I wrong?

- Wait, wait. Stop it.
- She's 100% right here.

- Hold on.
- She's 100% right.

- Hold on. Hold on.
- No, wait a minute.

- I'm speaking for myself.
- Excuse me.

I have the bell.
- Let her speak.

I don't give a what you have.

I don't give a what you have.

- You know what, Erika,

you have to stop speaking
to me like that.

- No, I don't. No, I don't.

- Yes, you do.
- No, you need to stop

speaking about my life,

because it does not
impact you in any way.

- Okay. And I understand
that now.

- No, you don't...
- Ding-a-ding. Ding-a-ding.

Ding-a-ding. Ding-a-ding.
- Because, otherwise,

if you did, you would
not be talking.

You don't need to talk.
- I'm not talking anymore.

- Don't raise your voice to me.
- They are.

- I'm starting to think
I should have just let

Dorit talk.

- Rack of a lamb.
Don't burn yourself.

Excuse me.

- Poor Patrick. He's afraid
to serve Erika her lamb chops.

- Do you want me to be quiet?

Because you love to tell me
to be quiet when I'm speaking.

- I've never said for you
to be quiet.

- Many times.

- I said that my life
doesn't impact you.

- They are fighting
cats and dogs.

- You're concerned about
what I think about you,

and that's why
I'm Miss Small Town,

which is a really derogatory
thing to say to me

and to my hometown and to
all small towns in America.

I am very proud of what
Christian and I built together.

We built it from the ground up,
no money.

Even though I'm divorced
and whatever,

this is still a life
that I built for myself.

- How does my life impact that?
- Erika...

- I thought it was going to.
- It doesn't.

- And it didn't.

- You didn't have to go out
and get panicked

about something that does not
even affect you. My life...

- I understand that.

- What I'm going through
does not affect you

in any single drop of your life.

- Erika, Erika, I love you.
I support you.

I don't agree with that.

- Why?

- Every time an article
is written,

our names are dragged into it.
And you know it.

I am not worried about
my frickin' reputation

when it comes to Erika.

But there's still
so much unknown.

Of course there's a worry
inside of you,

could I be subpoenaed?
It doesn't make us bad friends

if we just want
a little reassurance.

- There's gonna be a day
when all of this is behind me,

and it's gonna be
a very sweet day.

And I'm going to remember
those who were with me.

And I'm going to remember
those who were against me.

Trust me.
- I'm not against you.

- Just trust me on that.
- Well, good. I mean, okay.

- Just trust me on that.

- I don't feel like it
affects us. I mean...

- It does not.

- Rob's in the business.

He's had people MeTooed
who's been in his movies.

He has nothing to do with it.

- Isn't it human nature though
that you would go,

"Oh, does this affect me?"
Is that not human nature?

- No, it isn't.
- Really?

- Yeah, really.
- Why?

Because why the would...

- You're saying I'm not...
- Why would you be dragged in?

- Ohh... don't cry.

I'm not saying that.

What I'm saying is,
isn't it human nature to go,

"Could I be implicated
in this?"

And I think that's natural.
I want you to see that.

I don't want to hurt you.

And I don't like the way
you're looking at me right now.

I'm just saying just try
to understand a little bit.

Try to understand... no. Come on.

Come on. Don't do that.
Don't do that.

I'm not here to hurt you.
Why would you act like that?

Like, I'm just trying
to be kind.

- I do not believe there's a
single person at this table

that doesn't want to...
- Oh, God.

- See you come out of this.

I am going to support you
to the bitter end.

I will do anything you need.
Anything.

But holy sh..., when you're
reading about the victims

and the orphans

and the... that's
very hard to digest.

- How do you think I feel?
- I think you feel

exactly like we all feel.
I think you feel exactly...

- No, I feel a lot worse
than you do.

- I feel bad for Erika,
absolutely.

But what about the victims who
had nothing and now have less?

- We've never had an indication
that this is on the horizon.

I don't believe that you knew
most of the things genuinely.

- Then why are you
torturing me about it?

- How am I torturing you?

- All of you.

- Erika, no one's torturing you.

Everyone is trying
to be here for you.

- This doesn't feel like
being there for me.

Look at me, Dorit.

Look at me.

Come on.

Look at my... ing life.

Oh...

Ohh... Erika.

- Look at me, Dorit.

Look at me. Come on.

Look at my... ing life.

Oh...

- I can't... ing bear this.

It breaks my... ing
heart every time.

- And why are you still talking?

- Let it go.

- Why are you
all doing this to me?

- Let it go. Let it go.
Let it go.

- Honey, there's nothing
that's being done to you.

- I'm looking at all of you.

What are you doing?

Seriously.
- Nothing that we want to do.

- Nothing that you want to?
- No.

- Then why are you ing doing it?

- Put yourselves in
this position right now.

- Walk in Sutton's shoes
for a minute.

- You know, if we can get
to a point of love

thy neighbor, love thyself.
Yes.

- Oh, this is all such bullsh...

I love you, Lisa Rinna.
But, you know, every time

I come to one of these events,
the sh... gets kicked out of me.

For something I didn't even
ing do?

- Not at all with...
- Dorit, if you would like

to trade places with me,
let me know.

- I don't, my love!

Who would ever want
to trade places and live this

ing nightmare?!

- Why don't you have
some compassion

for where I am right now?

- I believe
we all have compassion.

- I'm looking around this table
for support.

- You have our support, Erika.
- Kyle.

- It doesn't feel
like that right now...

- Kyle!

- This was about Sutton having
an honest conversation with you

and being honest about the
things that she said with us.

That's all it was about.

That's all it was about.
- I feel like they should

have had a conversation.
- I do too.

- I don't want to have
a conversation with Sutton.

- I understand that.
But, Erika,

I want to know what's
being said when I'm not there.

When you're not there...
- But we tried to get that

out of her a million times.
- No. She's not being honest

is what I'm saying, and she's
saying when you're not there...

I'm sorry, Sutton.

- I'm gonna have to tell her,

I'm gonna say... I said,
"I'm not buying it."

- And I'm sorry,
you're my friend,

but you're not being honest.

And you're putting us
in a bad position.

You're looking two-faced.

- I'm getting a little fed up
with Kyle.

I'm being two-faced?
No one else is speaking up.

So everybody needs to check the
other side of their faces too.

At Kyle's dinner,

I did bring up
very hard questions to you.

I asked them to you
at that dinner.

Are you truly blindsided or do
you actually get information

before it hits the press?

- I don't have access
to lawsuits

before they hit press.

- Why is the paper saying that
$20 million went into your LLC?

I don't think you're a liar.

I think that they were... I said
this to you.

"Did your attorneys
concoct this?"

Have you had

any kind of discussions
with attorneys about the story?

- How to navigate through this?
- How to navigate through it.

- No.
- I will say, I have softened

on all of these points
of views that I had.

- Sutton, you said, "Next time
I see Erika,

"I'm gonna be honest with her
and be straight up.

I think she's lying.
I don't think she's honest."

- About what?
- And you... yes.

- About what?

- I'm sorry, Sutton,
but you said it.

We all have questions.

But we also didn't call
the meeting and share

the same concerns as Sutton.
The question is

did Erika know about
these things or did she not?

- I don't think that ignorance
is an excuse.

- Do you not believe Erika?
- I think she has lied to us.

- You do?
- I do.

- Sutton has a very big voice

when the person she's talking
about isn't there.

Then when she sees them, it's a
completely different situation.

- Whatever it is,
just... in' be honest.

Just... in' be honest.

- I don't know why Kyle
and Rinna

keep focusing on Sutton.
Everybody had something to say.

Why aren't they getting
at Dorit?

- There cannot be
a blind support

because I personally
have known her for five years.

And I'm telling you everything
I believed about Erika's life

is actually
the diametrical opposite.

- Oh, my God.

- Why is Sutton becoming
the scapegoat for this?

- You're not being honest,
Sutton.

You said to me at your house
Erika lied.

And I said,

"Erika is not a liar.
She's never lied to me."

And you said,
"She lied about the accident."

- She's already lied once.
That's a red flag for me.

- A lie?
- Yeah.

- Well, yeah.
But I've never seen her lie.

- I don't like people
that lie to me.

Well, she lied to y'all
because she said

that he broke his ankle.

The car accident story,
which I had never heard...

- No one had ever heard.

- But you had said,
you told everybody that he had

broken his foot or something,
and that's why you...

- That's true.

- I thought that you lied
about the broken foot...

- Wow.

- So that you didn't say
about the brain thing.

That's where the "lie"
part comes in.

- I'm not a liar.

You should not be saying things.

- What am I saying though?
- Tell me.

- That I don't trust that 100%

of what you've told us
is the truth?

- Yeah, okay. Yeah.

- What do you not believe?
- I don't know.

How can I believe
every single thing?

What the do you think I'm doing?

- Listen, here's the thing,
when you find one lie,

there's a lot more.

If you find one cockroach,
there's gonna be

a lot of cockroaches
underneath that sheetrock.

- What are you doing right now?

- My God, I'm trying
to talk to you.

- No, you're not trying
to talk to me.

You're trying
to accuse me of lying.

And I'm not a liar.

Do you know something
about my life that I don't?

If you do, speak up.
I'm very interested to know.

Look at me. I'll go head on
with you all... in' day.

I'm telling the truth.
I am not a liar.

You have a lot of in' nerve.

- Don't talk to me like that.
Seriously.

- Or what? Or what?

- Or nothing.
- Right, exactly.

Shut the up.

You have no idea
what you're talking about.

Nothing.