The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 10, Episode 20 - Secrets Revealed - full transcript
In never-before-seen footage, Teddi goes shopping for a new sports car, Kyle plans to build a new beach house in Mexico, and Camille's search for the perfect gift for Dorit takes her to the...
[lively piano music]
- Cheers.
- Stay healthy, ladies.
- You, too.
- I can't wait to see you
in person.
Thanks, everybody. Good night.
- Bye, ladies.
- Bye.
- Okay, wait, guys.
We have to do two more things.
We are going to do a few more
questions
for "Secrets Revealed."
- Erika. Gucci ice cubes.
- Oh, that's... ing cool.
- You eat it!
- All right.
Doug, you ready?
- [laughs]
- Yes.
- Hey, everybody,
it's Andy Cohen here
with the always fabulous
"Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills."
We're talking about the footage
that you didn't get to see
from Season Ten.
[upbeat electronic music]
- Tonight, we open the vault.
- I want to hear
about your sex scene.
- Help!
What have I done to myself?
- What drives you crazy?
- Your control issues.
- [scoffs]
- To show you hidden gems
you didn't see this season.
- When your rent comes due,
you'll be like, "Ooh..."
- If you helped me...
- Okay, I'm gonna go
to the market.
I'll see you later. [laughter]
- There's more fun.
- Give her some... ing gas.
- Tits out.
- Oh.
- Beautiful!
- [screams] I got it!
- More glamour.
- Why must you wear
so much makeup?
- Because I want to, Mother.
[cheers and applause]
- Oh, you look good
with a wedding ring.
- She's a young, beautiful girl.
It's gonna happen.
- You and your hair!
I think you got a black woman
in there!
- And yes, even more secrets.
- I'm so agitated
by the whole thing.
- I almost feel you shouldn't
make any effort at all today.
- She's onto us!
- Go ask her.
[suspenseful music]
All of a sudden, I felt like
I couldn't swallow,
I couldn't feel my legs,
I couldn't feel my arms.
- I had... ing surgery
and I still showed up.
- By the way, I'm not trying
to do that.
- No. Stop. I'm... stop.
Bravo, bravo,... ing bravo.
- What happens now?
♪ ♪
- I always like to call
a "Secrets Revealed" episode
"The Sh... You Thought
You Got Away With."
I think that we should
take the pregnant lady
on a wine tasting trip on bikes,
and then everybody eat
a blueberry later.
[laughter] - Yeah.
- Oh, my God.
- Why a blueberry? What's that?
- The blueberry... those, um...
the cannabis, whatever,
infused blueberries.
- Um, edible.
- Edible. An edible.
- No, no, no, I don't do...
No, no.
- I'm scared of those.
- I don't do that.
- My friend had what I thought
were chocolate espresso beans.
They were not.
They were edibles.
And I ate, like, three of them.
It was not fun.
It was like going
to a Grateful Dead concert.
- Some people love it,
and some people really...
- Like, you trip out.
- Re... yeah.
- I have friends who swear
they, like,
don't touch alcohol anymore,
and they'll have one of those,
and they say
it feels like two margaritas.
- Really?
- Yeah.
I've tried to be more
open-minded to it
now that it's legal.
Oh, he's probably drunk
and stoned.
[crowd cheers] - Yooo...
Whoo...
- Oh, my God.
[upbeat music]
- [laughs]
♪ ♪
- You're looking at him,
so there's a lot of space.
- Space.
There's empty space, right?
99.9% is space.
- Honey, have you been
partaking?
[Kyle laughs]
- Maybe, maybe not.
- What are you doing
before my dinner party?
- [laughs]
- As a kid trying marijuana,
I... I really...
As a teenager or whatever,
freaked out.
Paranoid, freaked out,
so I'm just not that person.
When I was younger,
I tried smoking "pot,"
as we called it then,
and I did not have
a good experience.
I'm a very controlling person,
so all of a sudden,
I felt like I couldn't swallow,
I couldn't feel my legs,
I couldn't feel my arms, like...
See, I'm doing it now.
When I think about swallowing...
I actually can't swallow
right now.
[laughing]
Well, so then
I asked my daughters,
and they were like, "Mom...
"Just trust me.
I don't think it's a good idea
for you."
[all laugh]
- I'd like to try it.
- I would.
- I would do a half.
[lively electronic music]
♪ ♪
- When we went to New York City
for Kyle's fashion show,
it was go, go, go.
- Let's do this, honey.
- Every night...
- I have the most
beautiful girlfriends.
- And every day...
- Look at this.
Both: Get two coats!
- It's the city
that never sleeps.
- Hello!
- Girl!
Ah, you look gorgeous!
- You, too!
Look at you, mama!
- Wow! Oh, my goodness.
- I'm so excited you're here.
- Me, too.
Thank you for inviting me.
- Of course!
So you flew in from Nashville?
- I flew in from Nashville,
did a crazy...
love scene. [laughs]
- I know. I'm dying to hear
all about it.
- Oh, my God. Girl.
- Being in New York
for Fashion Week
definitely brings back memories.
I lived in a models apartment.
There was probably
about six of us girls there.
- You look so fabulous.
- Thank you. So do you.
- Thank you.
- I love your hair.
You got highlights?
- We're in New York.
We gotta go high fashion.
- Was the apartment, supposedly,
where Cindy Crawford lived in
before she became famous.
- We have an exquisite listing
of rare and vintage spirits.
- I'ma jump to the tequila.
What page is that?
[Garcelle laughs]
- I have one reposado.
It's called Clase Azul,
which is delicious.
- Ooh, that sounds good.
Let's do it.
- All right. Fine.
[both laughing]
- Bernard, thank you so much.
- Okay, I want to hear
about your sex scene.
- I have a sex scene coming up.
If he doesn't get a rise,
and you're like,
"What, I'm not hot enough?"
[laughs]
- I'm sure, uh...
- Whatever.
- He will have no problems
getting a rise with you.
- [laughs] We'll see.
First of all...
I met him an hour before we...
[laughs] We were to start.
And he was lovely.
He was a nice guy.
- That's good.
- But, you know,
that's always difficult
when you don't know someone...
- I know.
- And the next thing you know,
I'm straddling him,
and then they call "cut,"
and I'm still sitting on him,
then I go,
"I should get up, right?"
[Denise laughs]
He goes, "No, it's okay."
I'm like, "No,
I'm gonna get up." [laughs]
- You were worried
he wouldn't... mm.
- No, I don't think he did.
- But I'm sure
he was thinking it.
If he didn't want you to get up.
- [laughs] It was tucked.
- That's more professional.
- It's part of the "job."
And you have to find
something within them
that sort of gets
a rise out of you
so that you can portray that.
There was a time where
I did a scene in "Power"
with Omari Hardwick, and...
I didn't have to do anything
because he's hotter than hell.
[laughs]
So I would've paid them
to do that scene.
- So are you done
filming there right now?
- I'm done now, yeah.
- For now.
- I go back to LA, see the kids,
and then I'll go to Atlanta
for four days.
- It's hard,
juggling with the kids.
- Yeah, I think for me,
the hard part is,
I don't want them
to think that work
is more important than them.
- Right.
- At the same time,
I have to work to support them.
- Right.
- How was the chili cook-off?
Was there girls?
Were there boys there?
Did they come home on time?
- They did come home on time.
- [laughs] Okay, okay.
- Oh, yes.
[curious music]
- Are you going
to the chili cook-off?
- Not wearing that top,
you're not.
- Did you cut that thing?
- That's been cut.
- Lola, how many inches...
- No, wait, wait, that's cut.
Look at this thing.
- How many inches was that?
- It absolutely makes it hard
for me to enforce dress codes
when my daughter brings up,
"Mom, you were in 'Playboy.'"
I didn't even know
she knew what "Playboy" was.
But I don't want boys
looking at my girl's belly.
It's over at 10:00.
- So I'll be home at,
like, 11:00.
Denise and Aaron: Why 11:00?
- It's five minutes away.
- [laughs]
- I need to understand...
[laughing] Why are you...
- Because I'm getting
picked up at 10:30.
- No, you're not.
Recently, Lola got caught
sneaking out of the house
at 2:00 in the morning
just to get pancakes.
It's over at 10:00, Lola,
I'm not gonna let you hang out
for 30 minutes.
It's so busy. - Okay.
Then I'll tell them
to get me at 10:00.
- Okay.
Before Aaron was in charge,
he sent me this video
of these fake bodies in beds.
The hoodies were stuffed
with blankets and linens.
She did say, "Mom,
"we were just following
in your footsteps
"because I know
when you were a teenager,
you snuck out before."
- Bye.
- Bye.
She actually has a point.
They divvied up
with their group of friends,
but it was innocent.
It was good.
Both: Cheers.
- To New York!
- To New York.
♪ ♪
- That's really good.
- Coming up...
- How about a glass
of Chardonnay?
- The white wine comes in a can.
It doesn't come in a bottle.
- What does wine in a can
taste like?
- Well, it comes with bubbles.
- We're very fancy ladies,
you know.
- [laughs]
[lively electronic music]
- Okay, did you ever go here?
- He went to the Limelight.
- Oh, Limelight.
- Oh, I did.
- I never went.
- I've been here.
- You never went here?
- I think I was, like, 17.
- Oh, yes - You were 17?
This is a good spot.
You know, the Limelight
is like, an institution.
This was a church.
It was turned into,
of all things, a nightclub.
So you went from "holy"
to "holy sh...," you know?
- I came here in the '80s.
They had a live installation,
so when you walked in,
there were, like,
people in boxes.
- When I moved to New York,
I thought it was my job
to go out every night.
The '80s in Manhattan
is where it's at.
- But this was the entrance,
right here.
- This is the entrance here.
After the club,
it was either a hot dog,
a slice of pizza,
or a chicken parm.
I want a hot dog. - Let's do it.
- Wait, are they kosher?
- The hot dogs, are they kosher?
- Okay, fine.
Could I have two hot dogs,
please?
- [laughing]
We're serving hot dogs.
They're kosher-ish.
- They're kosher-ish.
[both laugh]
- Sauerkraut?
- Oh, no.
What is sauerkraut, anyway?
- I'm not quite sure.
Thank you so much.
What are you gonna
have on yours?
- I would like
ketchup and mustard.
- I can't even remember
the last time I ate a hot dog.
- Well, Erika and I have one
once or twice a year.
[laughs] - Once or twice a year.
- Once, twice a year.
Good hot dog. - Mm-hmm.
That's how I feel.
Once, twice a year. - Mmm.
You're not having one?
- No, maybe I'll do a bite.
- Listen, we're having
a New York hot dog experience.
You do bun.
You do all the condiments, man.
You go New York.
- How's your dog?
- Yummy.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- What is this? [laughs]
- Look at this place
I brought you to, you guys!
[laughter] This is really cool.
It's a good experience.
- Thank you.
- I'm excited to see this.
Get your axe in here.
- We're in Brooklyn tonight.
This is completely different
than Beverly Hills.
Brooklyn is the capital
of hipster dive bars,
and there's nothing
more hipster dive bar
than throwing axes.
- Hey, how's it going?
- We are here to...
throw some axes
and drink some beer.
- Ho-ho, welcome to Kick Axe.
- Is that okay? All right.
- Of course.
That's what we're here for.
- All right.
- Right this way.
[dance music]
♪ ♪
- Can we have some drinks?
- Of course.
- How about a glass
of Chardonnay?
- The white wine comes in a can.
It doesn't come in a bottle,
in a glass, as you expect.
- What does wine in a can
taste like?
- Well, it comes with bubbles,
so it would taste like...
- Rosé?
- Yeah, exactly.
- We're very fancy ladies,
you know.
[both laugh]
- When I'm on location
in these small towns, filming,
one of the best things
is going to these dive bars
and just having fun,
just cutting loose
and being casual, like,
"Who gives a sh...?"
- I'll take a rosé with bubbles.
- All right. One rosé.
- But these women
at a dive bar...
are a little out of place.
- I just want a good beer.
- For you?
- Oh, no, thank you.
- Nothing? All right.
- [laughs]
- Oh, yay!
- All right, I've got
a BABE rosé right here.
- And it's... oh, we love BABE.
- Oh, sorry, sorry about that.
- Oh, no,
just in time for the drinks.
I am here just for you ladies.
- I love it. I'm so happy.
- I'm gonna squeeze around here.
My name is Alex. I'm gonna be
your axe pro for today.
Who are my first two
fearless volunteers?
- I'll do it
because I brought everybody.
- Yes!
So you've got
your left foot in front.
And then step down
on your left foot
as you come forward to throw.
- Oh, yeah!
- Beautiful!
- Erika!
- It's as easy as that!
- Oh!
- Beautiful!
[indistinct chatter]
- All right, ladies!
- Erika's good at axe throwing.
- So who's my next volunteer?
You're gonna have
your right foot
in front of this black line,
right here behind you.
And your left foot behind.
- I feel like you're gonna
want your jacket off.
- Huh?
- Denise, do you want
your jacket off?
- Whichever one
feels more comfortable.
- Can't hear us,
and she doesn't care.
- She's all right.
- Oh, beautiful!
- Oh, my God!
You got bull's-eye!
Very well done!
- Rinna...
- Hello?
I got a bull's-eye. - Yay!
Nice job, Denise!
- I grew up in Illinois.
(BLEEP), I think I threw an axe
when I was, like,
five years old.
- All right.
Feel free to pick up your axe.
So you've got your left foot
in front of the line.
- Left foot in front.
- Step down on your left foot
into the follow-through.
- Ha!
- All righty, so close!
- I'm not very good
at hitting a target.
[curious music]
[both laugh]
- [groans]
- Aw...
- I can't hit that... er
to save my life.
- Next time,
when you come forward,
keep your chest up
nice and high on the release.
That's where all your aim
will base from.
Keep your tits out. - Oh.
- [laughs]
Beautiful! [girls cheering]
Bulls-eye!
- I got it! I got it! Yeah!
- High five!
- [screams]
So I guess the metaphor is,
to hit the bull's-eye in life,
you need your tits out.
That is kind of... ing amazing.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I want cute glasses.
- You like these?
- Those are so cute!
- They were made by...
"El Ste... El Steva."
- Oh, Illesteva.
It's my friend's brand.
- Oh, you're kidding?
- Yeah.
- Oh, how funny.
- I know both the guys
that start today.
- Oh, well, good.
Tell them I want
the redder color.
- I will.
- Let's go in here.
♪ ♪
- Well, hi!
- Hi, how are you?
- Hi, hi, welcome!
Nice meeting you. - I'm Kyle.
This is my daughter, Farrah.
- Hi, Farrah. Aida.
- Hi.
- Ooh, look at these.
Can I see that? - Yes, yes.
- That shape reminds me of you
for some reason.
- Want to try it? Sure.
[chuckles]
- Oh, you look good
with a wedding ring.
- Mm, ah... [Kyle laughs]
- I do.
- Yes, you do.
- She's a young, beautiful girl.
It's gonna happen. - Yeah.
- Oh, this is huge.
- Yes.
- Last year, for Farrah's 30th,
I threw her a huge
30th birthday party.
- Whoo!
[dance music]
There's the birthday girl!
Birthday girl! - Whoo!
- The next party
I throw for her...
better be an engagement dinner.
Do you think you and Alex
will get married?
- I hope so.
- I love him, by the way.
I really do.
Ah, she has a great boyfriend.
Yeah, he's so smart, cute,
ambitious.
I want Farrah to get married
while I'm young, and I can
be a young grandmother.
- Is he gonna... are you?
- I don't know. We'll see.
- We'll see.
- Is there something brewing?
- I don't see you not together,
that's why I ask.
- Oh, no, I'm not...
- You know what I mean? Like...
- My mom was only 40
when Paris was born.
She already had, like,
five grandchildren by my age.
When I got engaged
with my husband,
he said to me,
"It's a temporary setting."
Said, "Okay." So the next day,
we have, like,
a little engagement dinner,
and I was clapping,
and I looked down,
and the whole top of the ring
was gone.
The diamond was gone.
You remember that at Aunt Kim's?
- Oh, my God...
- Yeah.
- Couldn't find it,
so I called the jeweler,
and I said,
"Do you have insurance?"
and he said,
"No, but I have integrity."
And I never forgot that.
Losing that ring, clearly,
was not an omen
because we're celebrating
almost 25 years in January.
I had all my jewelry
stolen from me.
- Oh, no, don't tell me.
- I know.
It was horrible. - I'm so sorry.
- They got almost
every single handbag.
I'm talking ones that my mom
had left me, that she'd saved.
Jewelry that I had
since I was a little girl.
- Has anything been recovered
by police?
- Nothing. Nothing.
- Ugh.
- But I had
the craziest thing happen.
I was looking on Instagram,
and I saw Diane Keaton,
she'd posted a picture
of a psychic's hands
on Third Street Promenade,
and the...
They had my ring on her hand.
- You gave me goosebumps.
That's so scary!
- Kyle, we all remember
the jewelry that you had
of your mother's got stolen
a couple years ago.
- It was the craziest,
craziest story.
So we reached out to one
of our agents at the agency
who happens to represent
Diane Keaton, and I said,
"You need to find out
what the situation is."
So Diane got back to her
and said that she was a psychic
in the Third Street Promenade
in Santa Monica.
And that she just
took a picture of her hands
because she thought the nails
were, like, you know,
so interesting, they were,
like, long and whatever.
So I looked for her,
we hired a PI. - Wow.
- Let me a badge
and just be like...
- No, no.
- "FBI here."
- The way you have to...
- "Where'd you get that ring?"
- No, we would actually
have to send a decoy, and...
[upbeat music]
- Teddi kind of helped you
be a little Nancy Drew,
didn't she?
- Yeah, Teddi was helping me.
We were actually kind of
hot on the trail.
- Wow.
- Well, first of all,
I don't know
what she looks like.
I know what her hands look like.
Did you ever see a psychic
whose nails look like that?
A tarot card reader? - No.
- Did you ever see someone
who had nails like that?
- No.
- No.
- She has gloves on!
- Shut up.
What are we gonna say?
"Take your gloves off
right now, Miss?"
How in the hell did you see
a Rolex from this car?
- I don't know if that's
a gold watch
poking out of the thing.
- Now she's running away.
(BLEEP), she knows,
she's onto us!
- Go ask her!
- No, she's too young
for those hands.
Teddi, no.
I mean, it's kind of hard
to track down a psychic
who has your mom's
stolen jewelry
because she knows
I'm looking for her!
- Why would she have stared
and then run off?
- She has a crystal ball.
- We thought we were hot
on the trail,
but then we realized we were
just being sent in circles.
- Yeah, but going back
and forth to North Carolina,
it was, like, I didn't
have time to focus on it,
but I do want to pick that up
again and figure it out
because I want to know
if she bought that from someone
or a pawn shop, and even if
I have to buy it back from her,
I'm happy to do that.
- You just want it back.
- Wow.
- Such a crazy story.
- Coming up...
- You can definitely smell it.
- Wow.
Right there, do you see it?
All that right there.
God is good, right?
- All the time.
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Nhora, Kevin's coming
to fix the kids' beds,
so he just asked if you can
take all the stuffed animals
down from Phoenix's bed
and Jagger's bed,
and then just let him in.
I'll be back later, okay?
- Bye! Thank you!
Baby?
- Are you ready?
- I'm ready, baby.
- You look lovely.
- Honey, we need to leave soon.
- Might need a coffee
or something to eat, bub.
So I can go to this snoozefest.
- I know, well...
the thing is, honey,
we might be in there
for a long time.
♪ ♪
I'm learning
where the lights are.
The only thing more stressful
than moving into a new house...
Like, I can't even figure out
how to turn the light on
in the pantry.
Is going through a lawsuit
while you're moving
into a new house.
[laughs]
Ah.
[singing] Ah...
[speaking] Today's a big day.
My ex-manufacturer would like
a larger piece of Beverly Beach.
Dear God, it's gonna be
so much more fun
when I've got everything
in place.
I, on the other hand,
am arguing that
he made a ton of promises
and couldn't deliver.
- This mediation
is a... ing snoozefest.
- I'm so agitated
by the whole thing.
- I almost feel you shouldn't
make any effort at all today.
- It gives me a chance,
at least,
to defend my arguments.
I don't really think that
it's going to get
anywhere today, if I'm honest.
- When he originally asked me
for what he asked me for,
which was just beyond moronic,
I mean...
- Honey, how many times
are you going to say "moron"
in one morning? - Oh, okay.
'Cause I'm talking about him
I'm getting, like...
- But don't get wound up, baby.
- No, but you know
it upsets me...
- Don't get wound up.
- What they did to you.
- Because you have to be calm.
- Right, give me on a scale
of one to ten
how you want me to dress.
Total power,
or totally uninterested.
- Well, we're not going
to the beach.
I take care of everything
in this house.
PK doesn't know
where his own underwear is.
You wearing a T-shirt?
- Yeah.
- Who's the CEO
of our relationship?
- She's the CEO,
I'm the chairman.
- You know what?
You're just an employee, really.
[curious music]
I'm the owner
of the business, baby.
- Honey, black or white socks?
- You can put white
if you want socks.
- [sighs] I would love to...
- Uh, her, control.
Her control issues.
- [sputters] Wha?
We are taking my car,
and you're having toast,
so I just ask you,
be aware of the crumbs.
- Be aware of the cars,
not the crumbs.
- Okay, maybe I should drive.
That drives you crazy?
Do you have everything, baby?
- Do I need anything?
Maybe crazy's
not the right word.
- Could you live without me
being in control?
- It doesn't really
drive me crazy.
- That's what I mean.
What drives you crazy?
- Your control issues.
- [scoffs]
[funky electronic music]
- Garcelle, we saw you move
into a great new house
this year,
but what we didn't see was that
it was threatened by a wildfire.
- Oh, my goodness.
Um, I was asleep, I woke up
around, like, 5:30 a.m.,
and I grabbed my phone,
and there's a text from Erika,
and she's like,
"Is your house okay?"
♪ ♪
reporter: A state of emergency
in Southern California
as another wildfire
tears through the state...
Southern part
of the state there.
Tens of thousands of people
have evacuated.
Dozens of homes destroyed...
[siren wailing]
- Oh, my God. Look at it.
[sighs]
♪ ♪
All right, so, so far,
we still don't know much.
I mean, I really wish that
they would give a grid
where you could see,
"It's this street,
and this street,
and this house..."
- And that's the thing.
You don't realize
until you're affected
that you're so helpless
in these types of situations.
These fires have made me
have second thoughts
about where I'm moving.
This is it right here.
- This way?
- Yeah.
- Amazing.
- Welcome to my new beginning!
- This is incredible.
- Enough of the news.
I don't want to have to pick up
in the middle of the night
and run.
I just burst into tears...
when I heard
it was Porter Ranch.
We were so looking forward to...
- Yeah.
- Moving and starting over,
and, um... - Yeah.
- Just, you know,
changing, um...
[tense music]
Just changing everything.
- Yeah.
- Are you guys okay?
How do you feel?
I mean, we're gonna try to see
the house tomorrow, right?
Mm-hmm.
- Burned down or not, no.
- Don't say that.
Please don't say that.
That's not even funny.
- Wasn't trying to be funny.
- Gotta be positive, though.
All right, why don't you guys
go put on shoes and socks
and whatever.
If the house burns, I have...
no idea what we'll do.
Let's get on the roof.
- My sock's not fully on!
- I don't have a plan B.
Can you guys smell it?
Boys: Yeah.
- You can definitely smell it.
- Wow.
Oh, my God.
Right there, do you see it?
All that right there.
God is good, right?
- All the time.
- All right.
It was really stressful.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
- My God.
- Yeah.
- Hi!
- Hi, baby, how are you?
- Is your house okay?
- It was saved.
The area looks good.
They were...
Blocked off the streets.
I couldn't even go up there
to see it.
- I literally said a prayer.
- Thank you.
- Are you loving your house,
by the way?
It looks phenomenal.
- Thank you, I love it so much.
I love it so much,
and I'm so happy
that we were in
before quarantine.
- Yes.
- That made a big difference.
- Of course it did.
- It made a big difference.
- Coming up...
- Give us some... ing gas.
- Whoo-hoo!
- Yes!
You gotta shift. - Oh, yeah.
[laughs]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Hi!
- Hi!
- This is cool!
- Yes.
- Nice to see you.
- Good to see you.
- Thank you.
- Mwah.
- This'll be fun.
- Hello! Mwah.
Good to see you. Hi! - Yes.
- Hi, I'm Erika.
- My boyfriend, Alex.
You probably met
at my birthday last year, maybe.
- Erika,
have you met Alex before?
- Maybe, maybe not.
- And this is his mother, Versa.
- Hey. Nice to meet you.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Farrah and Alex have been
dating for two years now.
He's an amazing guy.
He absolutely adores Farrah.
- This is incredible.
- Thank you.
- She's got good taste in men,
and he's got great taste
in cars.
♪ ♪
I have this fantasy
about the Jag
that my parents had
when I was a baby.
And then she started saying
that she wanted a Camaro.
- I have a thing
for a muscle car right now.
- Well,
you're at the right place.
- Great!
- Show us all the fun stuff.
- So this is a 1934 Morgan.
- Now you don't see that around.
- This literally
is the Vanderhall.
- I gotta go to the market.
I'll see you later.
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- Oops.
[laughter] I mean, kids, hop in.
I have so many stories
about cars.
[laughs]
Right?
Memories attached to them.
- I know, that's what happens
when you walk in here.
- I grew up with a mom and dad
who loved beautiful cars.
And Kim and I also
caught that bug.
- This color palette
is fun over here.
- This is fun!
Look at that green.
- Is that a pink one,
or is that an old, rusty one?
- And now all of my daughters
love nice cars.
Is this your favorite one?
- Yeah, this one,
Farrah and I are gonna
be driving around town in.
- How much is this worth?
- If I was gonna advertise it,
it'd be $975,000.
- Holy moly.
So Farrah's with the right guy.
- There's your Jag right there.
- That's it!
So this is the XKE, right?
- Yeah.
- This is what my mom and dad
had when I was a baby.
- That is... ing cool.
- '66.
- '66, right?
- Oh, my gosh.
She's older than us.
- The color's so pretty!
- Amazing, right?
- So when we were kids,
because of course,
they didn't think
about car seats,
and we didn't have car seats,
we would literally
all squish and lay down
in the back in there.
- The three of you?
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- Kim and I would be fighting
in the back seat,
and my mom,
to "teach us a lesson"
would slam on her brakes,
and we went...
[imitates crash] [laughs]
[laughing] Oh, sorry!
We won't do that again, Mom.
- You know how to drive stick,
right?
- Uh, what was that?
- Kyle?
Stick?
- You know how to drive stick?
We'll... we'll find out.
- Oh, God.
- It's in first gear.
Nobody drives a Ferrari
in first gear.
You're driving it
like a toy car.
- I'm waiting till I get
to the main road.
Stop! - Just go!
Give it some whirly.
- Of course, I've driven stick.
It's just been a while,
that's all.
[inquisitive music]
- Let's be honest.
This Jag is ancient.
Said a prayer.
I'm praying
because of my experience
with Kyle and the Vanderhall.
We almost died.
[horn honks] - Whoa!
- [indistinct]
- I got it, I got it.
Oh, watch that man.
Both: Ah...
- Oh, mother... er.
- Yes, we... [horn honks]
What the (BLEEP) was that?
Let's let the clutch out.
There you go!
Okay. - Okay.
I don't have a time
for a [indistinct].
- No, no, it's okay.
It's all right.
Whoa. All right.
- [laughing]
- Okay. We got it going.
[upbeat dance music]
- Whoo-hoo!
- All this! Oh, my gosh.
- [laughs]
I learned how to drive
a stick shift
on my sister Kim's Ferrari.
This car's amazing!
- This is gorgeous.
- No Bluetooth.
[laughs] - Nah, no nothing.
We don't have anything.
You know what?
I like this. - Isn't it great?
Every time she left town,
I would steal it.
[bluesy rock music]
- Give her some... ing gas.
- I can remember driving up
La Cienega to Sunset,
and it was like this,
and I would have
to look back and tell people,
"Back up! Get back!
I can't do this!"
Whoo! - Yes. You gotta shift.
- Oh, yeah.
[laughing] - You're not in gear.
- Oh. Here you go.
- Clutch.
There you go. I got it.
- [laughs]
Everybody out of my way!
- Whoa.
My grandfather bought me
a very slow car
when I turned 16.
Because he knew
I was gonna, like...
[laughs] Kill myself with speed.
- Excuse me, sir, it's my turn.
- Hi, sorry.
Cars. - Okay, go.
- Coming through!
- Go.
And I just like fast sh...
Just, you know, I'm country.
Like, that's what we do.
[in Southern accent]
Wanna go fast.
[in normal voice]
Clutch in. Go down to second.
There you go, good girl.
Watch out.
Oh, my God, don't hit him.
- Okay, hold on.
- Oh, I'm having a hard time.
[imitates crying]
- [imitates yelling]
- Ah! We made it!
We survived! Whoo-hoo!
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Hi, guys.
- Hi, gorgie!
- How are you guys?
- Great. How are you?
- How are you?
- Welcome to the building.
- I'm excited to see it.
- I don't know if you guys know,
but this is a full-service
extended stay residence.
- [laughs] That's a mouthful.
- That is a mouthful.
- Yeah. [laughs]
- So you got everything?
So you could get
room service here?
- Room service.
There's a sommelier
that comes to your room.
- Wine... a wine person, yeah?
- Wine... yeah.
- If Harry were here right now,
you'd probably walk out.
Harry will always be a miser
and always be cheap.
Like with our
renovation plans...
So we're going over
the Fortuny curtains
and all the different patterns.
- I'll get myself an extra job,
and we'll get
some nice curtains.
- Should we go see the unit?
- Yeah.
- Let's go to the unit.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Okay, here you go.
- Wow.
- Jeez, you guys.
It's so pretty.
- An amazing view
from over here.
- Yeah, this is really cool.
I like the size of the room.
'Cause I'm very used
to a small room.
- I never looked at anything
this nice. [laughs]
What is this?
Oh, washer and dryer.
- That's nice.
- Nice size bathroom.
- Very nice.
- So this apartment
has beautiful views.
It has modern appliances.
- It's pretty cool, isn't it?
- It is really cool.
- My first apartment
had no room service,
and no marble,
and no nice appliances.
I'm not even sure
I had a dishwasher.
I don't think I did.
I had brown shag carpet.
Wow. Charred cauliflower?
Charred carrots?
- French truffle pizza. [gasps]
- Well, I think
you're gonna have to decide.
I really do.
I think it's up to you.
I mean, you're gonna
have to work a little extra
if you choose...
- What do you mean,
"Work extra?"
I have work tonight, tomorrow...
- Well...
- Saturday, Monday, Tuesday.
- When your rent comes due,
you'll be like, "Ooh!"
- It's one more...
than the rent I paid
in New York.
- One more.
- So it's $5,700, I think.
- And if you helped me...
[inquisitive music]
Which you didn't in New York.
- I would help you a little bit.
I mean, I like the fact
that you'd be very safe here.
My first apartment, my parents
helped me a little bit
with, like, expenses.
But Lois was not helping me pay
for room service or a sommelier.
- I can definitely look into
trying to get a deal.
- That's what I like.
And that's what...
You know, if we can
present that to Harry,
it just makes everybody...
- Even though
it's not his money,
and he should not be worried,
but I understand.
- It's fine,
someone in this family
has to save money, Alexia.
Ha!
- Coming up...
- Really, are we gonna
do this now, Kyle?
Really?
- By the way,
I'm not trying to do that.
- No. Stop. I'm... stop.
Bravo, bravo,... ing bravo.
[upbeat music]
- One of the most talked-about
moments this season
was Denise saying,
"Bravo, bravo,... ing bravo."
Kyle and Denise,
there was more to that
than what we saw.
Can either of you explain?
- First of all, I learned
"bravo, bravo, bravo" from...
Kyle.
- From me?
Rinna said it was her.
- Yeah.
- I'm sure I said it.
- Well,
probably from both of you.
- What does that mean,
by the way?
If you say "bravo, bravo, bravo"
while you're shooting...
that ruins the moment, or...
- If you say
"bravo, bravo, bravo,"
whatever is said
will not be aired, and...
- That's not what...
That wasn't me.
That wasn't me.
- No, it... Kyle, it was you!
- And does that work?
Have you ever done that
while you're shooting?
- I mean, I'm not saying
I didn't do that,
but we never used it
to say, like,
"I don't want to talk
about this, bravo, bravo."
We did it when we were
powdering our nose, literally.
Season one,
whenever the camera guys
would put their cameras down
to change their discs,
the women would all
take that opportunity
to powder their nose
or apply a little
extra lip gloss like that,
and then when the cameras
would go up,
we would quickly joke and say,
like, "No, no, no!
"Hey, hi, Andy Cohen!
Hi, Andy Cohen!
Bravo, bravo, bravo, bravo."
Because we didn't want them
using us powdering our nose.
- You said, "Oh, if you
say something about your kids
or your husband or this
or that, they won't air it."
- No. That's not what happened.
- You know what? Whatever.
If they want to roll out
the footage of that, they can.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Why are you judging?
Who gives a sh... if she wants
to come all glammed up?
- It rubbed me the wrong way
that day, that's how I felt.
- Here's the thing,
is that what's happening
between Kyle and Denise
is not really, honestly,
that deep.
- Why? Why do you judge that?
- Because I have been working.
I left my child.
- All of us did!
I had... ing surgery,
and I still showed up.
- You showed up at 8:00
at night.
- Yeah, I did.
Because I... ing worked
and showed up...
- I was working, too!
- Okay.
Well, I worked that day.
And then I got in the car.
- You actually said you didn't.
- No, I said I did
when you asked me.
- You told us later you didn't.
- No.
Really, are we gonna
do this now, Kyle?
Really?
- No, you said you didn't.
- Kyle.
- No, 'cause she [indistinct].
She did. - No, no.
I thought you told us, honestly,
that you didn't work.
When Denise showed up
at Teddi's retreat...
- Hi, girls!
- Ah, she made it!
- Hi!
- Hi!
- On camera,
she said she'd been at work.
- She clarified later,
off camera,
that she actually
had not been working.
So I was just trying to
clear up the misunderstanding.
- I am not... ing doing this.
- [stammers] I understand
you're getting annoyed right
now, but I don't get that,
'cause I don't know
if there was a different...
Maybe you had another story
with him. I don't know that.
- No, there's not another story.
Kyle was trying to make me
look like I was lying.
You just said that I said
I wasn't working.
That's bullsh...
- No, I thought you weren't.
I thought you weren't.
I thought you texted us saying,
"I could've gone." I don't know.
I don't know what happened.
I don't know.
- Oh, okay.
I felt like she was trying
to set me up,
and I was pissed off.
I was like,
"Shut the (BLEEP) up.
Don't throw me under the bus."
- By the way,
I'm not trying to do that.
- No. Stop. I'm... stop.
Bravo, bravo,... ing bravo.
I am not doing this, you guys.
- I don't... what do you mean?
[tense music]
- Everybody at the table
was just kind of, like...
"[gasps] What happens now?"
I've never seen that happen.
Like...
do you just stop?
- Stop.
- I'm not trying to do that.
- Yes, you are.
Kyle, you... ing are.
I'm done, guys.
- Denise.
- I'm done.
- Denise.
- No, shh... stop!
- No.
- Let me explain.
- Kyle. We're not doing this.
- What do you mean?
- I mean, are there two sets
of rules here?
One for Denise
and one for the rest of us?
What is it that she thinks
is gonna happen
when she yells,
"Bravo, bravo, bravo?"
- Then I'm gonna
have Chris come over.
- I don't... what do you mean?
- Stop.
Look, there is no script here.
There is no stopping.
There is no starting.
- No, no, no.
- I am going to go nuts.
- That would not be fair.
That's not fair.
- We can't even pee.
I know you guys
listen to me pee.
[laughs] You do, you do!
[toilet flushes]
[curious music]
Whatever.
I need Chris Cullen or I'm out.
- No, it's not a big deal.
We can move on from that.
- It's a control thing.
It's not just Denise Richards.
It's Denise... ing Richards
saying,
"I can do whatever I want.
"I am a movie star,
"and if I don't want
to... ing do this,
I'm not gonna do it."
- You are doing this on purpose.
- I swear to you
I'm not doing that.
- Guys!
- And you know what?
On a reality show,
you just don't do that.
You're not an actor.
You're yourself.
Sharing your life.
And if you don't want to do it,
then don't... ing do it.
- You're part
of this production.
Guy... honest to God.
- Denise. Denise.
- Stop!
- You don't need to make that.
- Are you joking?
So now it's okay.
- I did not know that!
I already said I'm not gonna...
You're...
They're not gonna
do something like that to you.
They're not gonna...
- Clearly, they are.
They're not gonna do that
to you!
- You are.
- I am not, Denise.
That's not how I roll.
I don't do that.
I'm not here
to make up something
that makes you look like
you did something you didn't do.
I'm not.
- Well, this season,
it didn't work, of course,
- I don't think it's ever worked
because if you look back
at the show...
- I mean, it's a great meme now,
so thank you, Denise.
- Well, to you it's a,
like, great meme, but whatever.
[upbeat music]
- Coming up...
- Help! [laughs]
What have I done to myself?
- Keep going.
- I'm always myself.
[laughing] I'm in jail.
- [laughs]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Sutton, you threw yourself
a birthday party
and invited the ladies
to celebrate with you.
Is it fair to say
that the ladies
got to see your quirky side
that night?
- [scoffs]
I would say that
that would be fair.
♪ ♪
- Thank you, sir.
- Oh, private entrance, hurray.
- I've never been to one
of Sutton's birthday parties,
but I have been to
a Christmas party at her house.
It was "foncy"
for Beverly Hills.
The more over the top,
the better.
- Hello, birthday girl!
- Hi. Happy birthday.
Muah. Nice to see you.
- Thank you.
- Love your headpiece.
♪ ♪
- That's Dolce.
- This is Dolce.
You know what? This was actually
a birthday present from,
I think, two years ago.
Today, they sent me a present,
and it was a toaster.
- What does that mean
when you've gotten a crown
every year from
Mr. Dolce and Mr. Gabbana,
and this year,
you get a toaster? [laughs]
What are they trying
to tell you? [laughs]
- Personal delivery.
- Ooh!
- Dolce & Gabbana,
it's my birthday present!
- Dolce Gabbana, make you wanna.
- Oh! A new toaster.
- So cute.
- Happy birthday.
- Hi, beautiful.
- Ah!
- How are you?
- Hi, Garcelle! Hi, gorgeous!
All: Tilly! - Oh, no! Trouble!
Trouble! - Sorry!
- No, it's all good. Hey!
- I'm Jennifer. How are you?
- I'm Erika.
- Very nice to meet you.
Look at you in your tiara.
Oh, my gosh.
[dance music]
- Thank you.
- Hi, my love.
You look so pretty.
- Thank you.
- So do you, birthday girl.
- I love this.
- You look gorgeous.
I've heard so much about you.
What's up with the earpiece?
It looks really cool.
The serpent and the egg?
It looks really cool.
- You and your hair!
I think you got
a black woman in there!
- Okay, everyone!
Dinner's ready!
- Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
[curious music]
♪ ♪
- How gorgeous is this?
- It's crazy!
♪ It matches my tiara ♪
- Look at this, Sutton! Wow!
- My cake is on a swing.
- Your cake is on a swing.
- [laughing] I know.
- I've seen beautiful flowers
at a party,
but I've never seen a bird cage
that is life size
with a cake on a swing.
This is new territory
for Lisa Rinna.
- Oh, my lord. This is fabulous.
- I think you'd look pretty
in there.
- Oh, here I am,
next to Cameron!
- I have the seat of honor
between Lisa and Jennifer.
- Wow, I love it.
- The tuna cigar is everything.
- That's what you said.
- Yep.
- I want the vegan choice,
please.
- I'm gonna do
the hearts of palm.
- Oh, the cigars are here!
- Rinna, you're going
to love this.
Tuna cigars.
- Oh, look at that!
- This is amazing.
- That is a gorgeous
presentation.
- Wow. Yes.
- Very fancy.
- With food, I'm always up
for whatever.
As long as it doesn't have,
like, lobster in it
'cause I'm very allergic,
or other things,
pine nuts, no,
we don't want to surprise me
with, like, a pine nut soufflé
'cause I might die
or go to the hospital
on the back of a horse.
It's... true story.
- Happy birthday.
- Yeah, happy birthday,
thank you.
- Cheers to 48!
- Cheers.
- 48!
- Happy birthday, honey.
- Whoo!
- 48!
- I might be getting
a little loopy tonight.
- Ooh, look at you!
- Ah, all right!
- The only thing that's missing
tonight is Reba.
- McEntire?
- Who's Reba?
- Sutton's mother.
- Oh!
- Oh!
- Oh, yeah.
Well, we talked to her earlier.
- Hello.
- Hello? Can you hear me?
- Yes.
- Why are those things
on your eyes?
- [laughing]
Happy birthday? I don't know.
- I've already done that
with you.
- [laughs]
We love her, but she's...
she's a tough cookie for sure.
- Do you ever, like,
get sassy and talk back to her?
- No.
- Yeah, she'd probably
really let you have it.
Reba. - 100%.
- Does Reba have
a nice Southern drawl?
- Yes.
- Yeah.
- Do it. Do your mom's voice.
- Erika.
- Here's her voice.
This is her mom's voice.
- [in Southern accent] Tell me,
why must you wear
so much makeup?
- [in Southern accent]
Because I want to, Mother.
- Okay.
[all cheering]
- [in Southern accent]
Ask me another question.
- [laughing]
- What was that question
about the makeup?
- This is hilarious.
- [laughs]
- I was gonna say,
"What is happening?
Who's touching my hair?"
- [laughs]
- What are you doing?
All right.
Why are you touching my hair?
[laughs]
- Oh, I'll touch yours, too.
- [yelps]
- I don't know,
I was just trying to be fun.
- It must be a Southern thing.
Do they do that in the South?
- 48! 48!
Cameron and Sutton: 48!
- Don't break the bird cage,
Sutton!
- I'm trying to find the most
ladylike way to get in.
- Do you want me to get in there
and, like, help you up?
- Help!
What have I done to myself?
- You're in fashion jail,
Sutton.
- Keep going.
- I'm always myself.
I don't put on a façade.
[laughs]
[laughing] I'm in jail.
- Whoo!
- [laughs]
- Like, you put on
your honey badger coat
because honey badger
doesn't give a sh...
All: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- Whoo!
- Wow!
[cheers and applause]
- I want to leave you
with one thing.
I want to tell
all the girls this.
If anybody wants to go to Rome,
I would go tomorrow
with all of you.
That's how bad
COVID quarantine is.
- [laughs]
- I will go tomorrow.
- That's a great offer.
I think I'll come, too.
Thanks, Sutton.
- I might get a plane.
- Ladies, I'm crazy about you.
Thank you for doing this.
- Thank you.
- You're wrapped.
- Stay safe, Andy!
- Thank you.
- Everyone take care.
- You guys be healthy.
- Bye.
- Bye, everybody!
- Bye, guys!
[upbeat music]
- Whoo!
- Bye, Andy.
- Thanks, Kyle.
That was really something.
Whoo-hoo.
Oh, my God.
What a day.
- Cheers.
- Stay healthy, ladies.
- You, too.
- I can't wait to see you
in person.
Thanks, everybody. Good night.
- Bye, ladies.
- Bye.
- Okay, wait, guys.
We have to do two more things.
We are going to do a few more
questions
for "Secrets Revealed."
- Erika. Gucci ice cubes.
- Oh, that's... ing cool.
- You eat it!
- All right.
Doug, you ready?
- [laughs]
- Yes.
- Hey, everybody,
it's Andy Cohen here
with the always fabulous
"Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills."
We're talking about the footage
that you didn't get to see
from Season Ten.
[upbeat electronic music]
- Tonight, we open the vault.
- I want to hear
about your sex scene.
- Help!
What have I done to myself?
- What drives you crazy?
- Your control issues.
- [scoffs]
- To show you hidden gems
you didn't see this season.
- When your rent comes due,
you'll be like, "Ooh..."
- If you helped me...
- Okay, I'm gonna go
to the market.
I'll see you later. [laughter]
- There's more fun.
- Give her some... ing gas.
- Tits out.
- Oh.
- Beautiful!
- [screams] I got it!
- More glamour.
- Why must you wear
so much makeup?
- Because I want to, Mother.
[cheers and applause]
- Oh, you look good
with a wedding ring.
- She's a young, beautiful girl.
It's gonna happen.
- You and your hair!
I think you got a black woman
in there!
- And yes, even more secrets.
- I'm so agitated
by the whole thing.
- I almost feel you shouldn't
make any effort at all today.
- She's onto us!
- Go ask her.
[suspenseful music]
All of a sudden, I felt like
I couldn't swallow,
I couldn't feel my legs,
I couldn't feel my arms.
- I had... ing surgery
and I still showed up.
- By the way, I'm not trying
to do that.
- No. Stop. I'm... stop.
Bravo, bravo,... ing bravo.
- What happens now?
♪ ♪
- I always like to call
a "Secrets Revealed" episode
"The Sh... You Thought
You Got Away With."
I think that we should
take the pregnant lady
on a wine tasting trip on bikes,
and then everybody eat
a blueberry later.
[laughter] - Yeah.
- Oh, my God.
- Why a blueberry? What's that?
- The blueberry... those, um...
the cannabis, whatever,
infused blueberries.
- Um, edible.
- Edible. An edible.
- No, no, no, I don't do...
No, no.
- I'm scared of those.
- I don't do that.
- My friend had what I thought
were chocolate espresso beans.
They were not.
They were edibles.
And I ate, like, three of them.
It was not fun.
It was like going
to a Grateful Dead concert.
- Some people love it,
and some people really...
- Like, you trip out.
- Re... yeah.
- I have friends who swear
they, like,
don't touch alcohol anymore,
and they'll have one of those,
and they say
it feels like two margaritas.
- Really?
- Yeah.
I've tried to be more
open-minded to it
now that it's legal.
Oh, he's probably drunk
and stoned.
[crowd cheers] - Yooo...
Whoo...
- Oh, my God.
[upbeat music]
- [laughs]
♪ ♪
- You're looking at him,
so there's a lot of space.
- Space.
There's empty space, right?
99.9% is space.
- Honey, have you been
partaking?
[Kyle laughs]
- Maybe, maybe not.
- What are you doing
before my dinner party?
- [laughs]
- As a kid trying marijuana,
I... I really...
As a teenager or whatever,
freaked out.
Paranoid, freaked out,
so I'm just not that person.
When I was younger,
I tried smoking "pot,"
as we called it then,
and I did not have
a good experience.
I'm a very controlling person,
so all of a sudden,
I felt like I couldn't swallow,
I couldn't feel my legs,
I couldn't feel my arms, like...
See, I'm doing it now.
When I think about swallowing...
I actually can't swallow
right now.
[laughing]
Well, so then
I asked my daughters,
and they were like, "Mom...
"Just trust me.
I don't think it's a good idea
for you."
[all laugh]
- I'd like to try it.
- I would.
- I would do a half.
[lively electronic music]
♪ ♪
- When we went to New York City
for Kyle's fashion show,
it was go, go, go.
- Let's do this, honey.
- Every night...
- I have the most
beautiful girlfriends.
- And every day...
- Look at this.
Both: Get two coats!
- It's the city
that never sleeps.
- Hello!
- Girl!
Ah, you look gorgeous!
- You, too!
Look at you, mama!
- Wow! Oh, my goodness.
- I'm so excited you're here.
- Me, too.
Thank you for inviting me.
- Of course!
So you flew in from Nashville?
- I flew in from Nashville,
did a crazy...
love scene. [laughs]
- I know. I'm dying to hear
all about it.
- Oh, my God. Girl.
- Being in New York
for Fashion Week
definitely brings back memories.
I lived in a models apartment.
There was probably
about six of us girls there.
- You look so fabulous.
- Thank you. So do you.
- Thank you.
- I love your hair.
You got highlights?
- We're in New York.
We gotta go high fashion.
- Was the apartment, supposedly,
where Cindy Crawford lived in
before she became famous.
- We have an exquisite listing
of rare and vintage spirits.
- I'ma jump to the tequila.
What page is that?
[Garcelle laughs]
- I have one reposado.
It's called Clase Azul,
which is delicious.
- Ooh, that sounds good.
Let's do it.
- All right. Fine.
[both laughing]
- Bernard, thank you so much.
- Okay, I want to hear
about your sex scene.
- I have a sex scene coming up.
If he doesn't get a rise,
and you're like,
"What, I'm not hot enough?"
[laughs]
- I'm sure, uh...
- Whatever.
- He will have no problems
getting a rise with you.
- [laughs] We'll see.
First of all...
I met him an hour before we...
[laughs] We were to start.
And he was lovely.
He was a nice guy.
- That's good.
- But, you know,
that's always difficult
when you don't know someone...
- I know.
- And the next thing you know,
I'm straddling him,
and then they call "cut,"
and I'm still sitting on him,
then I go,
"I should get up, right?"
[Denise laughs]
He goes, "No, it's okay."
I'm like, "No,
I'm gonna get up." [laughs]
- You were worried
he wouldn't... mm.
- No, I don't think he did.
- But I'm sure
he was thinking it.
If he didn't want you to get up.
- [laughs] It was tucked.
- That's more professional.
- It's part of the "job."
And you have to find
something within them
that sort of gets
a rise out of you
so that you can portray that.
There was a time where
I did a scene in "Power"
with Omari Hardwick, and...
I didn't have to do anything
because he's hotter than hell.
[laughs]
So I would've paid them
to do that scene.
- So are you done
filming there right now?
- I'm done now, yeah.
- For now.
- I go back to LA, see the kids,
and then I'll go to Atlanta
for four days.
- It's hard,
juggling with the kids.
- Yeah, I think for me,
the hard part is,
I don't want them
to think that work
is more important than them.
- Right.
- At the same time,
I have to work to support them.
- Right.
- How was the chili cook-off?
Was there girls?
Were there boys there?
Did they come home on time?
- They did come home on time.
- [laughs] Okay, okay.
- Oh, yes.
[curious music]
- Are you going
to the chili cook-off?
- Not wearing that top,
you're not.
- Did you cut that thing?
- That's been cut.
- Lola, how many inches...
- No, wait, wait, that's cut.
Look at this thing.
- How many inches was that?
- It absolutely makes it hard
for me to enforce dress codes
when my daughter brings up,
"Mom, you were in 'Playboy.'"
I didn't even know
she knew what "Playboy" was.
But I don't want boys
looking at my girl's belly.
It's over at 10:00.
- So I'll be home at,
like, 11:00.
Denise and Aaron: Why 11:00?
- It's five minutes away.
- [laughs]
- I need to understand...
[laughing] Why are you...
- Because I'm getting
picked up at 10:30.
- No, you're not.
Recently, Lola got caught
sneaking out of the house
at 2:00 in the morning
just to get pancakes.
It's over at 10:00, Lola,
I'm not gonna let you hang out
for 30 minutes.
It's so busy. - Okay.
Then I'll tell them
to get me at 10:00.
- Okay.
Before Aaron was in charge,
he sent me this video
of these fake bodies in beds.
The hoodies were stuffed
with blankets and linens.
She did say, "Mom,
"we were just following
in your footsteps
"because I know
when you were a teenager,
you snuck out before."
- Bye.
- Bye.
She actually has a point.
They divvied up
with their group of friends,
but it was innocent.
It was good.
Both: Cheers.
- To New York!
- To New York.
♪ ♪
- That's really good.
- Coming up...
- How about a glass
of Chardonnay?
- The white wine comes in a can.
It doesn't come in a bottle.
- What does wine in a can
taste like?
- Well, it comes with bubbles.
- We're very fancy ladies,
you know.
- [laughs]
[lively electronic music]
- Okay, did you ever go here?
- He went to the Limelight.
- Oh, Limelight.
- Oh, I did.
- I never went.
- I've been here.
- You never went here?
- I think I was, like, 17.
- Oh, yes - You were 17?
This is a good spot.
You know, the Limelight
is like, an institution.
This was a church.
It was turned into,
of all things, a nightclub.
So you went from "holy"
to "holy sh...," you know?
- I came here in the '80s.
They had a live installation,
so when you walked in,
there were, like,
people in boxes.
- When I moved to New York,
I thought it was my job
to go out every night.
The '80s in Manhattan
is where it's at.
- But this was the entrance,
right here.
- This is the entrance here.
After the club,
it was either a hot dog,
a slice of pizza,
or a chicken parm.
I want a hot dog. - Let's do it.
- Wait, are they kosher?
- The hot dogs, are they kosher?
- Okay, fine.
Could I have two hot dogs,
please?
- [laughing]
We're serving hot dogs.
They're kosher-ish.
- They're kosher-ish.
[both laugh]
- Sauerkraut?
- Oh, no.
What is sauerkraut, anyway?
- I'm not quite sure.
Thank you so much.
What are you gonna
have on yours?
- I would like
ketchup and mustard.
- I can't even remember
the last time I ate a hot dog.
- Well, Erika and I have one
once or twice a year.
[laughs] - Once or twice a year.
- Once, twice a year.
Good hot dog. - Mm-hmm.
That's how I feel.
Once, twice a year. - Mmm.
You're not having one?
- No, maybe I'll do a bite.
- Listen, we're having
a New York hot dog experience.
You do bun.
You do all the condiments, man.
You go New York.
- How's your dog?
- Yummy.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- What is this? [laughs]
- Look at this place
I brought you to, you guys!
[laughter] This is really cool.
It's a good experience.
- Thank you.
- I'm excited to see this.
Get your axe in here.
- We're in Brooklyn tonight.
This is completely different
than Beverly Hills.
Brooklyn is the capital
of hipster dive bars,
and there's nothing
more hipster dive bar
than throwing axes.
- Hey, how's it going?
- We are here to...
throw some axes
and drink some beer.
- Ho-ho, welcome to Kick Axe.
- Is that okay? All right.
- Of course.
That's what we're here for.
- All right.
- Right this way.
[dance music]
♪ ♪
- Can we have some drinks?
- Of course.
- How about a glass
of Chardonnay?
- The white wine comes in a can.
It doesn't come in a bottle,
in a glass, as you expect.
- What does wine in a can
taste like?
- Well, it comes with bubbles,
so it would taste like...
- Rosé?
- Yeah, exactly.
- We're very fancy ladies,
you know.
[both laugh]
- When I'm on location
in these small towns, filming,
one of the best things
is going to these dive bars
and just having fun,
just cutting loose
and being casual, like,
"Who gives a sh...?"
- I'll take a rosé with bubbles.
- All right. One rosé.
- But these women
at a dive bar...
are a little out of place.
- I just want a good beer.
- For you?
- Oh, no, thank you.
- Nothing? All right.
- [laughs]
- Oh, yay!
- All right, I've got
a BABE rosé right here.
- And it's... oh, we love BABE.
- Oh, sorry, sorry about that.
- Oh, no,
just in time for the drinks.
I am here just for you ladies.
- I love it. I'm so happy.
- I'm gonna squeeze around here.
My name is Alex. I'm gonna be
your axe pro for today.
Who are my first two
fearless volunteers?
- I'll do it
because I brought everybody.
- Yes!
So you've got
your left foot in front.
And then step down
on your left foot
as you come forward to throw.
- Oh, yeah!
- Beautiful!
- Erika!
- It's as easy as that!
- Oh!
- Beautiful!
[indistinct chatter]
- All right, ladies!
- Erika's good at axe throwing.
- So who's my next volunteer?
You're gonna have
your right foot
in front of this black line,
right here behind you.
And your left foot behind.
- I feel like you're gonna
want your jacket off.
- Huh?
- Denise, do you want
your jacket off?
- Whichever one
feels more comfortable.
- Can't hear us,
and she doesn't care.
- She's all right.
- Oh, beautiful!
- Oh, my God!
You got bull's-eye!
Very well done!
- Rinna...
- Hello?
I got a bull's-eye. - Yay!
Nice job, Denise!
- I grew up in Illinois.
(BLEEP), I think I threw an axe
when I was, like,
five years old.
- All right.
Feel free to pick up your axe.
So you've got your left foot
in front of the line.
- Left foot in front.
- Step down on your left foot
into the follow-through.
- Ha!
- All righty, so close!
- I'm not very good
at hitting a target.
[curious music]
[both laugh]
- [groans]
- Aw...
- I can't hit that... er
to save my life.
- Next time,
when you come forward,
keep your chest up
nice and high on the release.
That's where all your aim
will base from.
Keep your tits out. - Oh.
- [laughs]
Beautiful! [girls cheering]
Bulls-eye!
- I got it! I got it! Yeah!
- High five!
- [screams]
So I guess the metaphor is,
to hit the bull's-eye in life,
you need your tits out.
That is kind of... ing amazing.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I want cute glasses.
- You like these?
- Those are so cute!
- They were made by...
"El Ste... El Steva."
- Oh, Illesteva.
It's my friend's brand.
- Oh, you're kidding?
- Yeah.
- Oh, how funny.
- I know both the guys
that start today.
- Oh, well, good.
Tell them I want
the redder color.
- I will.
- Let's go in here.
♪ ♪
- Well, hi!
- Hi, how are you?
- Hi, hi, welcome!
Nice meeting you. - I'm Kyle.
This is my daughter, Farrah.
- Hi, Farrah. Aida.
- Hi.
- Ooh, look at these.
Can I see that? - Yes, yes.
- That shape reminds me of you
for some reason.
- Want to try it? Sure.
[chuckles]
- Oh, you look good
with a wedding ring.
- Mm, ah... [Kyle laughs]
- I do.
- Yes, you do.
- She's a young, beautiful girl.
It's gonna happen. - Yeah.
- Oh, this is huge.
- Yes.
- Last year, for Farrah's 30th,
I threw her a huge
30th birthday party.
- Whoo!
[dance music]
There's the birthday girl!
Birthday girl! - Whoo!
- The next party
I throw for her...
better be an engagement dinner.
Do you think you and Alex
will get married?
- I hope so.
- I love him, by the way.
I really do.
Ah, she has a great boyfriend.
Yeah, he's so smart, cute,
ambitious.
I want Farrah to get married
while I'm young, and I can
be a young grandmother.
- Is he gonna... are you?
- I don't know. We'll see.
- We'll see.
- Is there something brewing?
- I don't see you not together,
that's why I ask.
- Oh, no, I'm not...
- You know what I mean? Like...
- My mom was only 40
when Paris was born.
She already had, like,
five grandchildren by my age.
When I got engaged
with my husband,
he said to me,
"It's a temporary setting."
Said, "Okay." So the next day,
we have, like,
a little engagement dinner,
and I was clapping,
and I looked down,
and the whole top of the ring
was gone.
The diamond was gone.
You remember that at Aunt Kim's?
- Oh, my God...
- Yeah.
- Couldn't find it,
so I called the jeweler,
and I said,
"Do you have insurance?"
and he said,
"No, but I have integrity."
And I never forgot that.
Losing that ring, clearly,
was not an omen
because we're celebrating
almost 25 years in January.
I had all my jewelry
stolen from me.
- Oh, no, don't tell me.
- I know.
It was horrible. - I'm so sorry.
- They got almost
every single handbag.
I'm talking ones that my mom
had left me, that she'd saved.
Jewelry that I had
since I was a little girl.
- Has anything been recovered
by police?
- Nothing. Nothing.
- Ugh.
- But I had
the craziest thing happen.
I was looking on Instagram,
and I saw Diane Keaton,
she'd posted a picture
of a psychic's hands
on Third Street Promenade,
and the...
They had my ring on her hand.
- You gave me goosebumps.
That's so scary!
- Kyle, we all remember
the jewelry that you had
of your mother's got stolen
a couple years ago.
- It was the craziest,
craziest story.
So we reached out to one
of our agents at the agency
who happens to represent
Diane Keaton, and I said,
"You need to find out
what the situation is."
So Diane got back to her
and said that she was a psychic
in the Third Street Promenade
in Santa Monica.
And that she just
took a picture of her hands
because she thought the nails
were, like, you know,
so interesting, they were,
like, long and whatever.
So I looked for her,
we hired a PI. - Wow.
- Let me a badge
and just be like...
- No, no.
- "FBI here."
- The way you have to...
- "Where'd you get that ring?"
- No, we would actually
have to send a decoy, and...
[upbeat music]
- Teddi kind of helped you
be a little Nancy Drew,
didn't she?
- Yeah, Teddi was helping me.
We were actually kind of
hot on the trail.
- Wow.
- Well, first of all,
I don't know
what she looks like.
I know what her hands look like.
Did you ever see a psychic
whose nails look like that?
A tarot card reader? - No.
- Did you ever see someone
who had nails like that?
- No.
- No.
- She has gloves on!
- Shut up.
What are we gonna say?
"Take your gloves off
right now, Miss?"
How in the hell did you see
a Rolex from this car?
- I don't know if that's
a gold watch
poking out of the thing.
- Now she's running away.
(BLEEP), she knows,
she's onto us!
- Go ask her!
- No, she's too young
for those hands.
Teddi, no.
I mean, it's kind of hard
to track down a psychic
who has your mom's
stolen jewelry
because she knows
I'm looking for her!
- Why would she have stared
and then run off?
- She has a crystal ball.
- We thought we were hot
on the trail,
but then we realized we were
just being sent in circles.
- Yeah, but going back
and forth to North Carolina,
it was, like, I didn't
have time to focus on it,
but I do want to pick that up
again and figure it out
because I want to know
if she bought that from someone
or a pawn shop, and even if
I have to buy it back from her,
I'm happy to do that.
- You just want it back.
- Wow.
- Such a crazy story.
- Coming up...
- You can definitely smell it.
- Wow.
Right there, do you see it?
All that right there.
God is good, right?
- All the time.
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Nhora, Kevin's coming
to fix the kids' beds,
so he just asked if you can
take all the stuffed animals
down from Phoenix's bed
and Jagger's bed,
and then just let him in.
I'll be back later, okay?
- Bye! Thank you!
Baby?
- Are you ready?
- I'm ready, baby.
- You look lovely.
- Honey, we need to leave soon.
- Might need a coffee
or something to eat, bub.
So I can go to this snoozefest.
- I know, well...
the thing is, honey,
we might be in there
for a long time.
♪ ♪
I'm learning
where the lights are.
The only thing more stressful
than moving into a new house...
Like, I can't even figure out
how to turn the light on
in the pantry.
Is going through a lawsuit
while you're moving
into a new house.
[laughs]
Ah.
[singing] Ah...
[speaking] Today's a big day.
My ex-manufacturer would like
a larger piece of Beverly Beach.
Dear God, it's gonna be
so much more fun
when I've got everything
in place.
I, on the other hand,
am arguing that
he made a ton of promises
and couldn't deliver.
- This mediation
is a... ing snoozefest.
- I'm so agitated
by the whole thing.
- I almost feel you shouldn't
make any effort at all today.
- It gives me a chance,
at least,
to defend my arguments.
I don't really think that
it's going to get
anywhere today, if I'm honest.
- When he originally asked me
for what he asked me for,
which was just beyond moronic,
I mean...
- Honey, how many times
are you going to say "moron"
in one morning? - Oh, okay.
'Cause I'm talking about him
I'm getting, like...
- But don't get wound up, baby.
- No, but you know
it upsets me...
- Don't get wound up.
- What they did to you.
- Because you have to be calm.
- Right, give me on a scale
of one to ten
how you want me to dress.
Total power,
or totally uninterested.
- Well, we're not going
to the beach.
I take care of everything
in this house.
PK doesn't know
where his own underwear is.
You wearing a T-shirt?
- Yeah.
- Who's the CEO
of our relationship?
- She's the CEO,
I'm the chairman.
- You know what?
You're just an employee, really.
[curious music]
I'm the owner
of the business, baby.
- Honey, black or white socks?
- You can put white
if you want socks.
- [sighs] I would love to...
- Uh, her, control.
Her control issues.
- [sputters] Wha?
We are taking my car,
and you're having toast,
so I just ask you,
be aware of the crumbs.
- Be aware of the cars,
not the crumbs.
- Okay, maybe I should drive.
That drives you crazy?
Do you have everything, baby?
- Do I need anything?
Maybe crazy's
not the right word.
- Could you live without me
being in control?
- It doesn't really
drive me crazy.
- That's what I mean.
What drives you crazy?
- Your control issues.
- [scoffs]
[funky electronic music]
- Garcelle, we saw you move
into a great new house
this year,
but what we didn't see was that
it was threatened by a wildfire.
- Oh, my goodness.
Um, I was asleep, I woke up
around, like, 5:30 a.m.,
and I grabbed my phone,
and there's a text from Erika,
and she's like,
"Is your house okay?"
♪ ♪
reporter: A state of emergency
in Southern California
as another wildfire
tears through the state...
Southern part
of the state there.
Tens of thousands of people
have evacuated.
Dozens of homes destroyed...
[siren wailing]
- Oh, my God. Look at it.
[sighs]
♪ ♪
All right, so, so far,
we still don't know much.
I mean, I really wish that
they would give a grid
where you could see,
"It's this street,
and this street,
and this house..."
- And that's the thing.
You don't realize
until you're affected
that you're so helpless
in these types of situations.
These fires have made me
have second thoughts
about where I'm moving.
This is it right here.
- This way?
- Yeah.
- Amazing.
- Welcome to my new beginning!
- This is incredible.
- Enough of the news.
I don't want to have to pick up
in the middle of the night
and run.
I just burst into tears...
when I heard
it was Porter Ranch.
We were so looking forward to...
- Yeah.
- Moving and starting over,
and, um... - Yeah.
- Just, you know,
changing, um...
[tense music]
Just changing everything.
- Yeah.
- Are you guys okay?
How do you feel?
I mean, we're gonna try to see
the house tomorrow, right?
Mm-hmm.
- Burned down or not, no.
- Don't say that.
Please don't say that.
That's not even funny.
- Wasn't trying to be funny.
- Gotta be positive, though.
All right, why don't you guys
go put on shoes and socks
and whatever.
If the house burns, I have...
no idea what we'll do.
Let's get on the roof.
- My sock's not fully on!
- I don't have a plan B.
Can you guys smell it?
Boys: Yeah.
- You can definitely smell it.
- Wow.
Oh, my God.
Right there, do you see it?
All that right there.
God is good, right?
- All the time.
- All right.
It was really stressful.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
- My God.
- Yeah.
- Hi!
- Hi, baby, how are you?
- Is your house okay?
- It was saved.
The area looks good.
They were...
Blocked off the streets.
I couldn't even go up there
to see it.
- I literally said a prayer.
- Thank you.
- Are you loving your house,
by the way?
It looks phenomenal.
- Thank you, I love it so much.
I love it so much,
and I'm so happy
that we were in
before quarantine.
- Yes.
- That made a big difference.
- Of course it did.
- It made a big difference.
- Coming up...
- Give us some... ing gas.
- Whoo-hoo!
- Yes!
You gotta shift. - Oh, yeah.
[laughs]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Hi!
- Hi!
- This is cool!
- Yes.
- Nice to see you.
- Good to see you.
- Thank you.
- Mwah.
- This'll be fun.
- Hello! Mwah.
Good to see you. Hi! - Yes.
- Hi, I'm Erika.
- My boyfriend, Alex.
You probably met
at my birthday last year, maybe.
- Erika,
have you met Alex before?
- Maybe, maybe not.
- And this is his mother, Versa.
- Hey. Nice to meet you.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Farrah and Alex have been
dating for two years now.
He's an amazing guy.
He absolutely adores Farrah.
- This is incredible.
- Thank you.
- She's got good taste in men,
and he's got great taste
in cars.
♪ ♪
I have this fantasy
about the Jag
that my parents had
when I was a baby.
And then she started saying
that she wanted a Camaro.
- I have a thing
for a muscle car right now.
- Well,
you're at the right place.
- Great!
- Show us all the fun stuff.
- So this is a 1934 Morgan.
- Now you don't see that around.
- This literally
is the Vanderhall.
- I gotta go to the market.
I'll see you later.
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- Oops.
[laughter] I mean, kids, hop in.
I have so many stories
about cars.
[laughs]
Right?
Memories attached to them.
- I know, that's what happens
when you walk in here.
- I grew up with a mom and dad
who loved beautiful cars.
And Kim and I also
caught that bug.
- This color palette
is fun over here.
- This is fun!
Look at that green.
- Is that a pink one,
or is that an old, rusty one?
- And now all of my daughters
love nice cars.
Is this your favorite one?
- Yeah, this one,
Farrah and I are gonna
be driving around town in.
- How much is this worth?
- If I was gonna advertise it,
it'd be $975,000.
- Holy moly.
So Farrah's with the right guy.
- There's your Jag right there.
- That's it!
So this is the XKE, right?
- Yeah.
- This is what my mom and dad
had when I was a baby.
- That is... ing cool.
- '66.
- '66, right?
- Oh, my gosh.
She's older than us.
- The color's so pretty!
- Amazing, right?
- So when we were kids,
because of course,
they didn't think
about car seats,
and we didn't have car seats,
we would literally
all squish and lay down
in the back in there.
- The three of you?
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- Kim and I would be fighting
in the back seat,
and my mom,
to "teach us a lesson"
would slam on her brakes,
and we went...
[imitates crash] [laughs]
[laughing] Oh, sorry!
We won't do that again, Mom.
- You know how to drive stick,
right?
- Uh, what was that?
- Kyle?
Stick?
- You know how to drive stick?
We'll... we'll find out.
- Oh, God.
- It's in first gear.
Nobody drives a Ferrari
in first gear.
You're driving it
like a toy car.
- I'm waiting till I get
to the main road.
Stop! - Just go!
Give it some whirly.
- Of course, I've driven stick.
It's just been a while,
that's all.
[inquisitive music]
- Let's be honest.
This Jag is ancient.
Said a prayer.
I'm praying
because of my experience
with Kyle and the Vanderhall.
We almost died.
[horn honks] - Whoa!
- [indistinct]
- I got it, I got it.
Oh, watch that man.
Both: Ah...
- Oh, mother... er.
- Yes, we... [horn honks]
What the (BLEEP) was that?
Let's let the clutch out.
There you go!
Okay. - Okay.
I don't have a time
for a [indistinct].
- No, no, it's okay.
It's all right.
Whoa. All right.
- [laughing]
- Okay. We got it going.
[upbeat dance music]
- Whoo-hoo!
- All this! Oh, my gosh.
- [laughs]
I learned how to drive
a stick shift
on my sister Kim's Ferrari.
This car's amazing!
- This is gorgeous.
- No Bluetooth.
[laughs] - Nah, no nothing.
We don't have anything.
You know what?
I like this. - Isn't it great?
Every time she left town,
I would steal it.
[bluesy rock music]
- Give her some... ing gas.
- I can remember driving up
La Cienega to Sunset,
and it was like this,
and I would have
to look back and tell people,
"Back up! Get back!
I can't do this!"
Whoo! - Yes. You gotta shift.
- Oh, yeah.
[laughing] - You're not in gear.
- Oh. Here you go.
- Clutch.
There you go. I got it.
- [laughs]
Everybody out of my way!
- Whoa.
My grandfather bought me
a very slow car
when I turned 16.
Because he knew
I was gonna, like...
[laughs] Kill myself with speed.
- Excuse me, sir, it's my turn.
- Hi, sorry.
Cars. - Okay, go.
- Coming through!
- Go.
And I just like fast sh...
Just, you know, I'm country.
Like, that's what we do.
[in Southern accent]
Wanna go fast.
[in normal voice]
Clutch in. Go down to second.
There you go, good girl.
Watch out.
Oh, my God, don't hit him.
- Okay, hold on.
- Oh, I'm having a hard time.
[imitates crying]
- [imitates yelling]
- Ah! We made it!
We survived! Whoo-hoo!
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Hi, guys.
- Hi, gorgie!
- How are you guys?
- Great. How are you?
- How are you?
- Welcome to the building.
- I'm excited to see it.
- I don't know if you guys know,
but this is a full-service
extended stay residence.
- [laughs] That's a mouthful.
- That is a mouthful.
- Yeah. [laughs]
- So you got everything?
So you could get
room service here?
- Room service.
There's a sommelier
that comes to your room.
- Wine... a wine person, yeah?
- Wine... yeah.
- If Harry were here right now,
you'd probably walk out.
Harry will always be a miser
and always be cheap.
Like with our
renovation plans...
So we're going over
the Fortuny curtains
and all the different patterns.
- I'll get myself an extra job,
and we'll get
some nice curtains.
- Should we go see the unit?
- Yeah.
- Let's go to the unit.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Okay, here you go.
- Wow.
- Jeez, you guys.
It's so pretty.
- An amazing view
from over here.
- Yeah, this is really cool.
I like the size of the room.
'Cause I'm very used
to a small room.
- I never looked at anything
this nice. [laughs]
What is this?
Oh, washer and dryer.
- That's nice.
- Nice size bathroom.
- Very nice.
- So this apartment
has beautiful views.
It has modern appliances.
- It's pretty cool, isn't it?
- It is really cool.
- My first apartment
had no room service,
and no marble,
and no nice appliances.
I'm not even sure
I had a dishwasher.
I don't think I did.
I had brown shag carpet.
Wow. Charred cauliflower?
Charred carrots?
- French truffle pizza. [gasps]
- Well, I think
you're gonna have to decide.
I really do.
I think it's up to you.
I mean, you're gonna
have to work a little extra
if you choose...
- What do you mean,
"Work extra?"
I have work tonight, tomorrow...
- Well...
- Saturday, Monday, Tuesday.
- When your rent comes due,
you'll be like, "Ooh!"
- It's one more...
than the rent I paid
in New York.
- One more.
- So it's $5,700, I think.
- And if you helped me...
[inquisitive music]
Which you didn't in New York.
- I would help you a little bit.
I mean, I like the fact
that you'd be very safe here.
My first apartment, my parents
helped me a little bit
with, like, expenses.
But Lois was not helping me pay
for room service or a sommelier.
- I can definitely look into
trying to get a deal.
- That's what I like.
And that's what...
You know, if we can
present that to Harry,
it just makes everybody...
- Even though
it's not his money,
and he should not be worried,
but I understand.
- It's fine,
someone in this family
has to save money, Alexia.
Ha!
- Coming up...
- Really, are we gonna
do this now, Kyle?
Really?
- By the way,
I'm not trying to do that.
- No. Stop. I'm... stop.
Bravo, bravo,... ing bravo.
[upbeat music]
- One of the most talked-about
moments this season
was Denise saying,
"Bravo, bravo,... ing bravo."
Kyle and Denise,
there was more to that
than what we saw.
Can either of you explain?
- First of all, I learned
"bravo, bravo, bravo" from...
Kyle.
- From me?
Rinna said it was her.
- Yeah.
- I'm sure I said it.
- Well,
probably from both of you.
- What does that mean,
by the way?
If you say "bravo, bravo, bravo"
while you're shooting...
that ruins the moment, or...
- If you say
"bravo, bravo, bravo,"
whatever is said
will not be aired, and...
- That's not what...
That wasn't me.
That wasn't me.
- No, it... Kyle, it was you!
- And does that work?
Have you ever done that
while you're shooting?
- I mean, I'm not saying
I didn't do that,
but we never used it
to say, like,
"I don't want to talk
about this, bravo, bravo."
We did it when we were
powdering our nose, literally.
Season one,
whenever the camera guys
would put their cameras down
to change their discs,
the women would all
take that opportunity
to powder their nose
or apply a little
extra lip gloss like that,
and then when the cameras
would go up,
we would quickly joke and say,
like, "No, no, no!
"Hey, hi, Andy Cohen!
Hi, Andy Cohen!
Bravo, bravo, bravo, bravo."
Because we didn't want them
using us powdering our nose.
- You said, "Oh, if you
say something about your kids
or your husband or this
or that, they won't air it."
- No. That's not what happened.
- You know what? Whatever.
If they want to roll out
the footage of that, they can.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Why are you judging?
Who gives a sh... if she wants
to come all glammed up?
- It rubbed me the wrong way
that day, that's how I felt.
- Here's the thing,
is that what's happening
between Kyle and Denise
is not really, honestly,
that deep.
- Why? Why do you judge that?
- Because I have been working.
I left my child.
- All of us did!
I had... ing surgery,
and I still showed up.
- You showed up at 8:00
at night.
- Yeah, I did.
Because I... ing worked
and showed up...
- I was working, too!
- Okay.
Well, I worked that day.
And then I got in the car.
- You actually said you didn't.
- No, I said I did
when you asked me.
- You told us later you didn't.
- No.
Really, are we gonna
do this now, Kyle?
Really?
- No, you said you didn't.
- Kyle.
- No, 'cause she [indistinct].
She did. - No, no.
I thought you told us, honestly,
that you didn't work.
When Denise showed up
at Teddi's retreat...
- Hi, girls!
- Ah, she made it!
- Hi!
- Hi!
- On camera,
she said she'd been at work.
- She clarified later,
off camera,
that she actually
had not been working.
So I was just trying to
clear up the misunderstanding.
- I am not... ing doing this.
- [stammers] I understand
you're getting annoyed right
now, but I don't get that,
'cause I don't know
if there was a different...
Maybe you had another story
with him. I don't know that.
- No, there's not another story.
Kyle was trying to make me
look like I was lying.
You just said that I said
I wasn't working.
That's bullsh...
- No, I thought you weren't.
I thought you weren't.
I thought you texted us saying,
"I could've gone." I don't know.
I don't know what happened.
I don't know.
- Oh, okay.
I felt like she was trying
to set me up,
and I was pissed off.
I was like,
"Shut the (BLEEP) up.
Don't throw me under the bus."
- By the way,
I'm not trying to do that.
- No. Stop. I'm... stop.
Bravo, bravo,... ing bravo.
I am not doing this, you guys.
- I don't... what do you mean?
[tense music]
- Everybody at the table
was just kind of, like...
"[gasps] What happens now?"
I've never seen that happen.
Like...
do you just stop?
- Stop.
- I'm not trying to do that.
- Yes, you are.
Kyle, you... ing are.
I'm done, guys.
- Denise.
- I'm done.
- Denise.
- No, shh... stop!
- No.
- Let me explain.
- Kyle. We're not doing this.
- What do you mean?
- I mean, are there two sets
of rules here?
One for Denise
and one for the rest of us?
What is it that she thinks
is gonna happen
when she yells,
"Bravo, bravo, bravo?"
- Then I'm gonna
have Chris come over.
- I don't... what do you mean?
- Stop.
Look, there is no script here.
There is no stopping.
There is no starting.
- No, no, no.
- I am going to go nuts.
- That would not be fair.
That's not fair.
- We can't even pee.
I know you guys
listen to me pee.
[laughs] You do, you do!
[toilet flushes]
[curious music]
Whatever.
I need Chris Cullen or I'm out.
- No, it's not a big deal.
We can move on from that.
- It's a control thing.
It's not just Denise Richards.
It's Denise... ing Richards
saying,
"I can do whatever I want.
"I am a movie star,
"and if I don't want
to... ing do this,
I'm not gonna do it."
- You are doing this on purpose.
- I swear to you
I'm not doing that.
- Guys!
- And you know what?
On a reality show,
you just don't do that.
You're not an actor.
You're yourself.
Sharing your life.
And if you don't want to do it,
then don't... ing do it.
- You're part
of this production.
Guy... honest to God.
- Denise. Denise.
- Stop!
- You don't need to make that.
- Are you joking?
So now it's okay.
- I did not know that!
I already said I'm not gonna...
You're...
They're not gonna
do something like that to you.
They're not gonna...
- Clearly, they are.
They're not gonna do that
to you!
- You are.
- I am not, Denise.
That's not how I roll.
I don't do that.
I'm not here
to make up something
that makes you look like
you did something you didn't do.
I'm not.
- Well, this season,
it didn't work, of course,
- I don't think it's ever worked
because if you look back
at the show...
- I mean, it's a great meme now,
so thank you, Denise.
- Well, to you it's a,
like, great meme, but whatever.
[upbeat music]
- Coming up...
- Help! [laughs]
What have I done to myself?
- Keep going.
- I'm always myself.
[laughing] I'm in jail.
- [laughs]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Sutton, you threw yourself
a birthday party
and invited the ladies
to celebrate with you.
Is it fair to say
that the ladies
got to see your quirky side
that night?
- [scoffs]
I would say that
that would be fair.
♪ ♪
- Thank you, sir.
- Oh, private entrance, hurray.
- I've never been to one
of Sutton's birthday parties,
but I have been to
a Christmas party at her house.
It was "foncy"
for Beverly Hills.
The more over the top,
the better.
- Hello, birthday girl!
- Hi. Happy birthday.
Muah. Nice to see you.
- Thank you.
- Love your headpiece.
♪ ♪
- That's Dolce.
- This is Dolce.
You know what? This was actually
a birthday present from,
I think, two years ago.
Today, they sent me a present,
and it was a toaster.
- What does that mean
when you've gotten a crown
every year from
Mr. Dolce and Mr. Gabbana,
and this year,
you get a toaster? [laughs]
What are they trying
to tell you? [laughs]
- Personal delivery.
- Ooh!
- Dolce & Gabbana,
it's my birthday present!
- Dolce Gabbana, make you wanna.
- Oh! A new toaster.
- So cute.
- Happy birthday.
- Hi, beautiful.
- Ah!
- How are you?
- Hi, Garcelle! Hi, gorgeous!
All: Tilly! - Oh, no! Trouble!
Trouble! - Sorry!
- No, it's all good. Hey!
- I'm Jennifer. How are you?
- I'm Erika.
- Very nice to meet you.
Look at you in your tiara.
Oh, my gosh.
[dance music]
- Thank you.
- Hi, my love.
You look so pretty.
- Thank you.
- So do you, birthday girl.
- I love this.
- You look gorgeous.
I've heard so much about you.
What's up with the earpiece?
It looks really cool.
The serpent and the egg?
It looks really cool.
- You and your hair!
I think you got
a black woman in there!
- Okay, everyone!
Dinner's ready!
- Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
[curious music]
♪ ♪
- How gorgeous is this?
- It's crazy!
♪ It matches my tiara ♪
- Look at this, Sutton! Wow!
- My cake is on a swing.
- Your cake is on a swing.
- [laughing] I know.
- I've seen beautiful flowers
at a party,
but I've never seen a bird cage
that is life size
with a cake on a swing.
This is new territory
for Lisa Rinna.
- Oh, my lord. This is fabulous.
- I think you'd look pretty
in there.
- Oh, here I am,
next to Cameron!
- I have the seat of honor
between Lisa and Jennifer.
- Wow, I love it.
- The tuna cigar is everything.
- That's what you said.
- Yep.
- I want the vegan choice,
please.
- I'm gonna do
the hearts of palm.
- Oh, the cigars are here!
- Rinna, you're going
to love this.
Tuna cigars.
- Oh, look at that!
- This is amazing.
- That is a gorgeous
presentation.
- Wow. Yes.
- Very fancy.
- With food, I'm always up
for whatever.
As long as it doesn't have,
like, lobster in it
'cause I'm very allergic,
or other things,
pine nuts, no,
we don't want to surprise me
with, like, a pine nut soufflé
'cause I might die
or go to the hospital
on the back of a horse.
It's... true story.
- Happy birthday.
- Yeah, happy birthday,
thank you.
- Cheers to 48!
- Cheers.
- 48!
- Happy birthday, honey.
- Whoo!
- 48!
- I might be getting
a little loopy tonight.
- Ooh, look at you!
- Ah, all right!
- The only thing that's missing
tonight is Reba.
- McEntire?
- Who's Reba?
- Sutton's mother.
- Oh!
- Oh!
- Oh, yeah.
Well, we talked to her earlier.
- Hello.
- Hello? Can you hear me?
- Yes.
- Why are those things
on your eyes?
- [laughing]
Happy birthday? I don't know.
- I've already done that
with you.
- [laughs]
We love her, but she's...
she's a tough cookie for sure.
- Do you ever, like,
get sassy and talk back to her?
- No.
- Yeah, she'd probably
really let you have it.
Reba. - 100%.
- Does Reba have
a nice Southern drawl?
- Yes.
- Yeah.
- Do it. Do your mom's voice.
- Erika.
- Here's her voice.
This is her mom's voice.
- [in Southern accent] Tell me,
why must you wear
so much makeup?
- [in Southern accent]
Because I want to, Mother.
- Okay.
[all cheering]
- [in Southern accent]
Ask me another question.
- [laughing]
- What was that question
about the makeup?
- This is hilarious.
- [laughs]
- I was gonna say,
"What is happening?
Who's touching my hair?"
- [laughs]
- What are you doing?
All right.
Why are you touching my hair?
[laughs]
- Oh, I'll touch yours, too.
- [yelps]
- I don't know,
I was just trying to be fun.
- It must be a Southern thing.
Do they do that in the South?
- 48! 48!
Cameron and Sutton: 48!
- Don't break the bird cage,
Sutton!
- I'm trying to find the most
ladylike way to get in.
- Do you want me to get in there
and, like, help you up?
- Help!
What have I done to myself?
- You're in fashion jail,
Sutton.
- Keep going.
- I'm always myself.
I don't put on a façade.
[laughs]
[laughing] I'm in jail.
- Whoo!
- [laughs]
- Like, you put on
your honey badger coat
because honey badger
doesn't give a sh...
All: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- Whoo!
- Wow!
[cheers and applause]
- I want to leave you
with one thing.
I want to tell
all the girls this.
If anybody wants to go to Rome,
I would go tomorrow
with all of you.
That's how bad
COVID quarantine is.
- [laughs]
- I will go tomorrow.
- That's a great offer.
I think I'll come, too.
Thanks, Sutton.
- I might get a plane.
- Ladies, I'm crazy about you.
Thank you for doing this.
- Thank you.
- You're wrapped.
- Stay safe, Andy!
- Thank you.
- Everyone take care.
- You guys be healthy.
- Bye.
- Bye, everybody!
- Bye, guys!
[upbeat music]
- Whoo!
- Bye, Andy.
- Thanks, Kyle.
That was really something.
Whoo-hoo.
Oh, my God.
What a day.