The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 10, Episode 5 - Let the Mouse Go! - full transcript
Lisa and Teddi butt heads over Kyle's emotional meltdown. Garcelle celebrates a milestone in her sons' lives, while Lisa struggles to stay in the shadows as her daughters launch their ...
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- I'm going to figure out
my anxiety next week.
- I can't imagine if you were
still in New York,
to be honest with you.
- I really can't either.
- One, two.
The left knee, the left knee.
- Why didn't you box?
- I wasn't here.
- You came late, but you
had time to do glam.
- You're making me look like
I am a selfish diva.
- I think the pizza oven's
gonna be there,
and then we'll do
the buffet here.
And I'll put the kids over here
so that they have privacy.
- You did the lesbian thing?
- I just made out with a girl.
- Uh, I was with a couple.
- Can we just wait until these
----ing kids get through?
- Oh, yes, of course.
- I don't think you would
blindly defend
anyone in this group
like you have Ted.
- I would defend Rinna.
- Well, not always.
When it's your sister.
- (BLEEP) off.
- Wait, don't tell her
to (BLEEP) off, Kyle.
- That's not nice.
- Please leave me alone.
Please, you're, like--
- Leave you alone?
I'm not doing this, I'm not.
[dramatic music]
- Let's get to what's really
going on here.
What's really going on?
- Are you upset with me
for something else, Kyle?
'Cause it was not, like--
- No, I wasn't, I wasn't.
I was annoyed that day,
I'm telling the truth.
Do I think it's ----ing weird
that you have ----ing--
glam to meet friends
for a workout?
Yeah, I think
it's ----ing weird!
- Who says in this ----ing
town "I'm sorry"?
What's goddamn normal?
If that's what they wanna do--
- Yeah, I know what it is.
- What is it?
[talking over each other]
- No--if they would zip it
for two seconds.
- Everybody's in their
workout clothes.
- Oh, my God.
- Girl, speak up.
- Girls, listen to me!
- Oh, hold on one second.
- No, I'm not gonna listen
to you, I'm tired of this.
- Kyle.
- Children, Dorit,
zip for two seconds.
It's because of the--
your life--
like, I have a life.
I really think that
resonated with her.
- I've been up since 4:00,
honey.
- To do what?
- I have a ----ing life!
I do not wake up to come
straight here.
- I don't?
- So--and I didn't
say it that way.
- Did it not feel like that?
- It was--It was a little
sharp, for sure.
- It was offensive because,
by the way,
she's ----ing in Chicago,
she's doing her shows.
- I understand, yes.
- Her Erika Jayne shift.
- I'm making a movie,
and I'm ----ing launching
my clothing line,
I got four kids, like--
like, we have a lot going on.
- Well, everybody has a lot.
- Let's break it down.
Let's ----ing break it down.
Everybody here has a ----ing
opinion about everybody
that they don't--
they're not honest about.
- Well, who's not honest?
- It's a ----ing comedy show.
Everybody's so busy
kissing everyone's ass,
I can't take it.
[tense music]
- Wait a minute,
at Kyle's dinner party,
was Kyle being fake?
- I didn't know how fabulous
you were.
- Oh.
- [laughs]
- You're, like, way more
fabulous than I realized.
- Wow, well, thank you, Kyle.
Yes.
[laughs]
Can you tell me
what have I not been honest?
Tell--Tell me.
I'd like to know.
- I don't know, I don't know.
- No, don't say "I don't know."
Tell me.
- I'm not singling you out.
- I can't with Kyle.
I just can't.
I'm trying to help, and she
refuses to say anything,
so whatever Kyle's upset about,
it's never gonna get resolved
until we talk about it.
- We're not being honest?
- You were, but, like--
- I've been honest.
- Well, what you said--
It's not fair, what you said.
- But, Kyle--
Kyle, it's how I feel.
- You can't say,
"I blindly support all of you."
That's what you said
that's not 100% truthful, Kyle.
You can't say that.
- I do.
Even with my ----ing sister,
I stuck by you,
so for you to say that,
you're lying.
- You keep taking every--
this, this person.
- Kim, I'm speaking my truth,
okay?
I'm speaking my truth.
- How did I become the person?
- It just would've been nice
if I felt I had, like,
a sister's support next to me.
- I could not defend you.
The way that you act and the
things you say and do is mean.
Rinna, you are wrong.
- It's your sister.
But it's your sister.
- It's my ----ing sister,
and I still ----ing backed you,
which is so ----ing ridiculous.
- Yeah, but not always.
- Giving laser into that bunny
was really sh---y.
- That was uncalled for.
That was very uncalled for.
Rinna, are you ----ing
kidding me?
Are you ----ing kidding me?
- Kyle, I don't wanna go there.
- Stop, Rinna, leave me alone.
- To blindly defend somebody
over their blood relative?
Come on, Rinna.
That is absurd.
- ----ing did that with you
with my sister.
Are you ----ing kidding me?
- You have done that.
You have.
- Leave me alone.
I just wanna go home.
- [groans]
- Of course, here comes Teddi.
Kyle's upset--cue Teddi.
- Kyle?
- I'm done with this.
I hate everybody.
I'm leaving.
- At least say good-bye.
- That's wrong.
- Good-bye.
(BLEEP).
- Well, they didn't
say thank you.
- I don't--
- I think that's worse.
- No, it's all right,
but thank you for saying that.
Whatever.
Kyle always has to be
the center of attention.
- Denise is, like,
"Oh, what do you care?
Like, you look like
a ----ing ragamuffin."
(BLEEP) you.
- It's really childish,
and it pisses me off.
It doesn't always have to be
about you.
- What's going on, honey?
- I wanna go home, let's go.
- Okay.
- I'm leaving, bye, everyone.
- [indistinct speech]
- Thank you.
- Bye.
- Bye.
- See you later.
- See you later.
- Bye-bye.
That was fun, huh?
- Everybody's so full of sh--,
I hate it.
- This is Kyle's go-to.
She tells us
we're full of sh--,
and she storms off without
any explanation.
- Everyone's so busy
kissing ass,
they don't wanna
tell the truth.
I'm not into ass-kissing if
I'm being honest, so I'm done.
- Hey, what's going on?
- It's at my expense, I'm not
gonna ----ing do it anymore.
Now they've created something
where I can't even go follow,
'cause they made it weird.
- [sighs]
I love you, you little bean.
- Yeah.
- What's really going on here?
- The situation,
in her mind,
is that everyone
is fake-ass bitches.
[upbeat music]
- Guys, also, what just
happened isn't really okay.
When people are crying,
and people keep asking
you questions,
it doesn't get better.
We gotta back off, move on.
Talk to somebody else.
- No one was attacking her.
- It was a lot of people
on one person today.
I watched this whole side
going, I was silent.
- What are we supposed
to do, Teddi?
Tell me, what is
the perfect thing to do?
- Start talking
amongst ourselves
and let this person recover.
- So it's the rules by Teddi.
♪ ♪
- No, that's the rules by life,
and general common decency.
- This is not a writing
competition, Teddi Jo,
so get off your high horse
and stop acting like
a little angel.
- It was all directed
at one person.
- No, it wasn't.
It was not directed--
- Not, not, not all of it.
- That is so not true, Teddi.
- Not at all.
- Don't try to hijack this.
Don't do it.
- I'm not trying to hi--
why are you yelling?
- Don't try to hijack this.
Because you know what?
You're making it not okay
that we had our feelings,
and I talked to Kyle honestly.
- You brought up family.
- You brought up her family.
Her sister.
- Well, but that's
the ----ing truth!
- When somebody's upset,
let them just ----ing be.
- What else should I do, Teddi?
Because you know what,
I'm frustrated now.
I wanted to know what was wrong
with her, and to see
if I could help in any way.
Don't try to fix it,
and don't try to tell me
what I'm doing, Teddi.
Don't do it.
- That's your gig.
You do that all the time.
- Do what all the time, Teddi?
- You're the therapist
all the time, what--
You ask all the questions,
you wanna know everything
about everybody--
- You know what, Teddi?
Don't go there with me.
Kyle's a big girl.
She's 50 years old.
So shush.
No.
What we were trying to do
tonight is to get to the bottom
of what it's really about.
- Right.
- And now it's become
20 other things.
- What do you think?
You think everyone
should go to sleep?
I just don't want you to hear
some of this,
'cause they're not
being appropriate.
- All right, I'm gonna go.
- Yeah, same.
- Well, thank you for coming.
[laughs]
- Welcome to our hamster wheel.
- Yes, it's intense.
- Bye, good-bye, Aaron.
Good-bye.
- Good-bye.
- Bye.
- Thank you.
- Thank you, Aaron.
Thank you.
- [sighs]
[mellow music]
- It felt like a pile-up,
didn't it?
- Definitely felt like that,
it was horrible.
- I mean, I didn't ----ing
do anything wrong.
Like, it's the stupidest
----ing thing.
- 100%.
- [sighs]
- Okay.
That was a relaxing dinner.
- Coming up...
- I went to lunch yesterday
with my oldest daughter.
And she mentioned threesome.
- [sighs]
[upbeat music]
- Thought that we wanted people
to see DNA on the, um,
on the top as well.
Yeah, with your leg down
like that, that's good.
♪ ♪
That's it.
- Oh, hey.
- Oh, hey.
- Oh, hey, look at Little
Miss Fashionista over here.
- Hi, girls.
I would kiss you,
but I don't wanna get sick.
- Should I put my mask on?
- Yeah.
[both laugh]
[upbeat music]
When you grow up in the shadow
of a celebrity parent...
- Okay, guys, here comes Lisa.
- Okay, well, watch for it.
Oh, yeah, look at that.
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
- Right?
- You always have to
individuate yourself.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Look, how cute.
- So Delilah and Amelia
are starting their own
clothing line.
- It looks great.
Yeah, you look great.
- That's our Sandy pants.
- Have you named everything?
both: Yeah.
- What is this called?
♪ ♪
- This one's called the Set.
- The Set.
- Oh, I like that.
- Amelia couldn't handle
working and going to school
in New York City...
- Amelia's had a rough time.
I got her a therapist there.
She said,
"I don't think it's gonna
work out for her right now."
- How's she going
to do it in LA?
What's the difference?
- Well, I think how she's gonna
do it in LA is, she's gonna
have her emotional support
of her family, and working
in New York is very different
than working in LA.
It's gonna be much more
manageable, I think.
It looks so good, you guys,
it looks great.
Let's do this,
let's get the party.
I'm excited to finally see it,
you know?
- See it launch.
- Yeah.
- It's gonna be exciting.
- It's really fun.
Now that Amelia has come back
home, we have a launch party
for DNA coming up.
And I just wanna make sure
she's able to focus on that.
Really came together.
- Yes, it did.
- All those 1,000 emails that
I've overseen go back
and forth.
- You're on it, though,
I love it.
- Quickest person ever to
respond.
- You're the quickest person
to respond.
- You gotta be.
I don't think they're
quite ready--
I mean, they're only 18 and 21.
- Right.
- It's not like
they've done this.
- You're they're momager.
- They still need it, you know?
- They do.
- I respect my daughters
wanting to have their
own thing.
And I know I'm a big
personality, and I can suck
the ----ing air out of a room.
- She only let me start
modeling when I was 17,
but I was also, like,
not very cute.
- She's come into her own.
I had a really hard birth
with her.
Her head was--
it just was, like, this long.
- [laughs]
- Because of my birthing canal
or whatever.
But I'm probably like
100% momager, really.
I'm "pretending like" I'm not.
This is cute.
I'll be right back.
[lively music]
♪ ♪
Cute, right?
- I like them.
- Here, fix me.
- We're not doing zipper.
Unzip it.
- Oh.
- Boobs looking good.
Legs looking good.
Butt looking snatch.
- Super, super comfortable.
- Shoes looking expensive.
- She's in an outfit.
We should shoot her in it.
- You really want me to?
Come on.
I don't--
Listen, I'm trying to be--
- This is happening.
- Twist my arm, honey.
[laughs]
- That's it.
I dig that.
You've done this before,
have you?
- [laughs]
- Let's not do anything
too sexual.
- Whoo!
- Oh, there it is, there it is.
[laughter]
- That's your mom?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- [laughs]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Are you working?
- Um, not this week.
- Okay.
- Next week, I am.
- Good.
Aaron's arms are so muscular.
- [laughs] I know.
- What workout does he do?
- You know, he just
lifts weights.
- He's, like,
naturally built that way.
- He's naturally--yeah.
I know, he has great arms.
- Hello, ladies, welcome.
- Hi.
- Hey, how are you?
- Super popular specials
on this one right here,
and then these are
the seasonal specials.
- [gasps]
You know what?
I know what I'm gonna have.
I'm gonna have Cuban.
- Okay, you got it.
- I think I'll try that.
- And then for milks we have
whole, fat-free, almond, soy,
macadamia, coconut.
- Don't insult Cuban coffee
by trying to put ----ing
almond milk or skim
or 2% or some oat milk sh--.
I want mine with heavy cream,
just like it...
- Okay.
- Yeah, you know.
Thank you.
Did you recover from Saturday?
- I did.
- I love your new house.
It was beautiful.
- Oh, thank you.
It was nice.
- It was good.
- It started nice.
Yeah.
- Sorry for the screaming
in front of the kids.
- Oh, my God.
- I cussed like such a sailor,
and then I realized that
little Eloise is (BLEEP)--
- You know, it was more
of the older kids,
because they understand
certain things and where
the conversation was going.
- Oh, no--oh, my God.
- I've never been with a girl,
I've only been with a couple.
- What is the difference?
- There's a penis
and two vaginas.
- [laughs]
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
- So I had--
I went to lunch yesterday with
Sami, my oldest daughter,
and she overheard some things.
- I'm sure that they did.
- So she mentioned threesome.
So what did you hear
with me and my friends?
- I heard you guys arguing
about threesomes.
Um...
- In what way?
- [laughs]
That's all I'm saying.
Um...
- There are certain things that
you guys shouldn't hear.
- Mom, we're not, like,
five years old.
- I know you're not five,
but I'm very sorry.
- No, mom, we were dying
of laughter, it's fine.
[quirky music]
- I didn't want my kid's
friends to go home and say,
"Oh, dinner was great
at Sami and Lola's house.
"Oh, boy, but her mom and her
friends were talking about
threesomes and this."
I've never been that house.
Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- Thank you so much.
- With the kids, next time,
I'll move them further.
[laughs]
- Great--
- Like, inside the house.
[both laugh]
- Um, well, I apologize,
you know, 'cause I have, like,
the nastiest mouth, ever.
- I don't have the cleanest
mouth either.
- Aaron had never had
a happy ending,
and we were on the hunt.
- The jerk off one?
- Yeah, so we got him one.
- Though that was at wild
thing's house, maybe not.
- Oh, you have to walk
so carefully with that.
- Oh, yeah.
Look, you go first, Denise.
- I can see that.
- Are you gonna come by
my studio before Delilah
and Amelia's launch?
- Yes, I would love to.
- Okay, perfect.
- Is everyone coming,
do you know?
- I invited everybody.
We'll see.
- Okay.
- I saw Kyle yesterday.
And I said, "Maybe this
is a good time for you
and Lisa to talk."
- But why was Kyle so upset?
I didn't want Kyle, especially,
you know, at a dinner...
- At your house.
- At my home, and the kids are
right there, yelling,
"(BLEEP) off, (BLEEP) off."
- She felt like everyone
was coming at her.
- Dorit and Rinna and Denise,
they were just, like--
I just felt like they were,
like, just looking and picking,
and it was really bothering me.
I actually felt better about
Dorit when I left
than the others.
- Okay, then we have
some work to do.
- I don't know.
It's sometimes sensitive,
um, with everyone.
- But I also think
Kyle is in a lot of pressure.
She's doing the movie,
she's, you know, the best mom,
the best wife.
- I am filming in Los Angeles,
I got an ex-husband
I'm dealing with, I've got
a kid with special needs,
I gotta pay the bills.
Bitch, we all have
a lot going on.
- She has a lot
on her shoulders.
- It's not an excuse
to be an asshole.
By the way,
she is the only one--
I sent a text out
to all of you,
thanking you guys for coming.
She's the only one
that did not respond.
- (BLEEP).
- So I must be
one of the fake-ass bitches.
[chuckles]
- Coming up...
- You still driving?
- Yes.
- Oh, (BLEEP).
- I went kinda through
a red light.
- "I drove through--"
- You can go through
red lights.
- No, you can't go through
a red light, Lois!
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Where's your bottle opener?
- I think it's in this drawer
right here.
- Oh, okay.
- We gotta get ready
for the party.
Can you guys grab
the sodas, please?
And put them in the ice bucket?
- Hello.
- Oh, hey.
- Mary let me in.
[both laugh]
- You're gonna let
everybody in?
[chuckles]
Thanks.
Birthday parties in Beverly
Hills are always over the top.
I mean, animals are brought in.
- Portia, present for you.
- $60,000 ridiculousness.
- Do you love your birthday?
- That's not gonna
happen with us.
My kids are fine with donuts,
ice cream--
let's do something fun.
Um--oh.
- Is this for you or for me?
- Jaid!
- Oh, my God.
What did you do?
- He dropped the Pepsi box.
- [laughs]
- Are they gonna explode now?
- This is for you,
if you want it.
- Thank you, oh, my God.
- You're welcome.
- Mike and I,
we share the boys 50-50.
But we can see
the boys anytime.
So we're at baseball together,
we're at football together,
he's at the house
for Thanksgiving.
Makes it tough for dating,
but it's good.
I'm gonna get, you know,
try not to get emotional,
but you guys are getting older,
and it's freaking me out.
- What, it's eventually
gonna happen.
- I know.
- It's coming,
so you might as well
embrace it.
- I told Jaid
not that long ago,
I was, like,
"Let's talk about sex."
[awkward music]
- Okay.
- [indistinct speech]
- Is that what you believe?
[laughs]
- Let's not do that
on their birthday, please.
- Oh, not on
their birthday, no.
- Yeah.
- Mike and I definitely talk
to the boys about sex.
But my boys don't know,
as far as I know,
Mike was having an affair.
Well, excuse me a little bit.
With social media and
everything's disposable at
their fingertips with phones
and stuff like that,
it--it scares me.
- Most definitely.
- I put everything together so
quickly to heal and co-parent
beautifully with their dad
so that they weren't...
damaged by it.
Jax.
[laughs]
I swear to God.
I swear--
[both laugh]
I swear to God!
They didn't always see
the ugly side of divorce,
and me crying at night
or hearing me cry at night,
because I didn't want them to
see that, but sometimes when
I'm upset at them, I'm, like,
"You don't know Mama's pain."
You know what I mean?
It is your birthday,
so you can have a donut.
But you remember, you guys said
you didn't want a cake.
You just--
What are you doing?
- It was Jax's--
[both laugh]
It's fine, there's plenty
left for all of the children.
- No, it's supposed to be,
like, a cake presentation.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Oh, I love the eyelashes.
I had eyelashes years ago,
but--
- Where'd they go?
- I don't know.
They don't grow
when you get older.
And I don't have any on my
lower lids at all, just bald.
[laughter]
- Okay, so, Lois,
here's the plan.
- Mm-hmm.
- We're gonna go to Erika's
clubhouse in Hollywood first,
have some hors d'oeuvres
and cocktails.
And then we'll go
to the girls' event,
their launch of their DNA line.
And then we'll go have dinner
with my group of friends.
- Good.
- You know.
Lois is a legend.
- ♪ East side, west side ♪
Hoo-hoo-hoo!
- [laughs]
Lois, what do you
think of all this?
- Yes, I wanna hear what Lois--
- I think it's bullsh--.
- I mean, she's 91 1/2,
and she's doing great.
You still driving?
- Yes.
- [gasps]
(BLEEP).
Are you really?
You're still--
- I'm not sup--
Not supposed to be.
- What--
- But I went kinda through
a red light, but it was--
- Kind of
through a red light?
- No, no, no, it was--
it was yellow.
- Lois!
- You can go through
a red light.
- No, you can't go through
a red light, Lois!
- [laughs]
- You can't go through--
[lively music]
♪ ♪
- Let's get this going.
I bet you no one eats these.
Which is good, because
that means you and I can
eat them tomorrow.
Mmm.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[knocking on door]
Someone's here.
Oh, hi!
- Hello.
- Come on in.
- Oh, this is so nice.
- Yeah, come on in.
- It's amazing.
- Isn't it cool?
- I love it.
Love that it's pink.
- Hello?
- Hi.
You look gorgeous.
- Oh, so do you.
How have you been?
- You look so beautiful.
What's going on?
- I'm so happy to be here.
- Come on in.
- Is that your--your hair?
- Doesn't she look great?
I love your pony.
Are those your pajamas?
- [indistinct speech]
- I noticed this through
your legs, it's really long,
I love it.
- I know, I know.
That's why--
- This is heavy.
- So heavy.
- Oh, my God, I love this.
- This is heavy.
- Oh, I had four Advil.
- I don't like to go to
someone's house for a party
and leave with
unfinished business.
But I'm going to see
all of these women,
and I'm not looking
forward to it.
I don't wanna
be piled on again.
[knocking on door]
- Hello?
Oh, welcome.
Come on in here.
- Thank you.
- She's looking good.
- How are you?
- Welcome.
- Oh, my God.
Hold on, I have to see this.
- I know.
- [laughs]
- Oh, oh, no, I'm not pulling,
I'm touching it.
- Kyle and I have had really
big ups and downs,
but we always get back to where
we need to get,
and we'll be fine
until the next time.
[chuckles]
- Wait, am I just gonna
dip this in here?
- Yes, sorry.
- Okay.
- No, I just--I just don't
wanna be rude.
- So the other day, I said,
"Jaggie, you know,
Teddi's got a little
baby girl in her belly."
- Did Jagger ask
how the baby got in there?
- No, luckily, I haven't
approached that age.
They just know
that the babies are--
- They start asking
around seven.
- Okay, so apparently--
- Around there,
but usually that's the age.
- They would just say,
"How did the baby
get in there?"
And I say, "It's a miracle."
- [laughs]
- I got away with that
for a few years,
and then it was, like,
"No, Mom, I really
need to know."
- Are you kidding me?
I mean, is it really that
big of a deal?
No.
Tell your kids the truth,
June Cleaver.
The penis goes into the vagina.
- Hello.
- Hi.
Pregnant lady with a slit
in the dress.
- Yes.
This is so cute in here.
- You've never been in here.
- No.
- Welcome, hi.
Welcome.
- Mwah.
This is so cool.
- Come on in.
- Hello.
- I think it's right here.
- Yeah, is it?
- Yup.
- Teddi, would you like some...
(BLEEP), I don't know.
- I'm good.
- Hold on, you can't
eat the sushi,
and you can't drink the drinks.
It's been a long time
slipping around, break it girl.
You want some water?
I have water.
- Water's perfect, thank you.
- Water.
- [groans]
[knocking on door]
- Uh-oh.
- Hello!
Hi!
- Hi, come in--oh, Lois!
- Lois!
- Oh, my God, Lois is here.
- Power twins!
Do you remember Denise?
- Hello.
- How are you?
- Hi.
- How's everybody?
- Good.
- Hi.
- So exciting, the girls.
- I know, it's so fun.
- I'm so excited for them.
- I'm so excited for them.
You know, here it is,
it's happening.
- Coming up...
- What is wrong with you?
- I'm gonna freak
the (BLEEP) out.
- I'm not gonna ----ing
play this game with you,
I swear to God.
Shut up.
[upbeat music]
- Hello!
How are you?
- Hi!
- How's everybody?
- So exciting, the girls.
- I know, so fun.
I'm so excited for them.
- Who are we missing?
Garcelle?
- Garcelle's not coming.
- No, it's her son's birthday.
- Yeah.
- Oh, right.
- Wow, Sutton,
look at those shoes.
Those are like slippers.
- Thank you, don't let me
fall tonight.
- Just be careful.
[laughter]
- I feel a little bit
like Kiss.
- Oh, my God.
- They really are fabulous,
though.
- You have, like, your--
your hair came out
of the clip.
Yeah, you got it.
That--it's that one--
it's literally
that one tiny hair.
[indistinct speech]
Yeah.
- Can I chat with you a second?
- You wanna talk to me?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Let's chat really quick.
- Okay.
- That was the wrong example
for me to make the other night.
- I would defend Rinna.
- Well, not always.
- Oh, dear.
- When it's your sister.
- Really, Rinna?
- I'm sorry that
I made that example.
'Cause I wanna go forward.
I don't wanna go back.
- I didn't even know
we had any--
- We don't.
- [indistinct] think about.
That's why I was, like,
"Why was that even brought up?"
- We don't.
- But I was so frustrated
especially everyone's, like,
"You don't defend,
you only defend--"
What about last year
with Dorit, with Lisa?
I will defend what's right,
okay?
I can't sit there and say,
"I do not believe Lisa did--"
- So you think--
You think I would give
a story to "Radar Online"
about Dorit?
- Yes, yes.
I defend what's right,
and I always do.
- You--you know what?
That--you did that,
and that's what was right.
- You know, when I first moved
to Los Angeles, I lived
not too far away from here.
- Was it dangerous?
Like, was it--
- Yes, yes.
- Yes.
- I moved to Europe at 19.
- Where did you go?
Did you go to Italy first?
- Florence, Milan, Naples,
the Amalfi Coast, yeah.
- Oh, wow.
- We need to go to Italy.
- I know.
We do need to go to Italy.
- Because, you know,
she knows about
your restaurant, right?
- Have I told you about
my new Buca di Beppo venture?
- No, you know I love their
chicken parm.
- Yeah.
- You have a restaurant?
- Buca di Beppo.
- You're kidding.
- No, no.
My son's godfather,
Robert Earl, who's a very
dear friend of ours,
owns the chain.
And, so, when I moved,
he's, like, "Well, you know,
Buca's around the corner
from you."
And I said, "Oh, my gosh,
I might need to put
my stamp on it."
And he was just, like, "Sure."
- Why don't we take
this particular room
and you could come up
with your own idea.
- Are you telling me I have
an unlimited budget?
- Are you joking?
I'm not having you bankrupt me.
- I decided to invest
in just one location.
And when you're starting a new
business venture,
your reputation is
only as good as
what was last said about you.
- Now that you're starting
a restaurant, I'm, like,
are they gonna say,
"Oh, how could you do this
when she's in financial
trouble?"
Does that hurt, like,
your partners?
Because they're, like,
"Is it true?"
- Everybody that knows us
knows it's not true.
Luckily, we have
never come across
someone fearing to get
into business with us.
I'd love to have you guys
there and kinda--
- We have to have, like,
a big family dinner.
- Yes, I'd love that.
- That'll be fun.
- If I don't care about
someone, I wouldn't--
I wouldn't be upset.
- I know, yeah.
- If you weren't--none of you
were important to me,
I would've been, like,
"(BLEEP) it, (BLEEP) it all."
Even thought I was, like,
"(BLEEP) all of you," anyway.
- You were.
[laughs]
- But I was--but I was upset
because I care.
- Well, what I wanna
say to you is,
you are there when it matters.
You're always there
when it matters.
- Thank you.
- And it comes from my heart.
- Okay.
I do feel that Rinna's apology
is genuine.
Well, thank you, I appreciate
you saying that to me.
However, I'm sure that
she's a little motivated
because tonight
is her daughters' event,
and she doesn't wanna
make any waves.
- You've been to a strip club.
- I have.
- You've been to a strip club.
- Several.
- Yeah.
- Oh, yes.
[laughter]
- No surprise, I just asked
my mom if she'd ever been
to a strip club, and she said,
"Yeah."
- Lois, really?
- Yeah, what the heck.
[laughter and indistinct
conversation]
I had a date, and it was only
my second date with this fella,
and I didn't know where we were
going, and we ended up there.
- Well, that's a real art,
you know?
- Yeah.
- And the girl who twisted
the things on the--
- The tassels.
- Yeah, the tassels--yeah.
- Ladies.
So, the other night I was going
to mention this then,
but I left earlier than I,
um, was planning to,
so I was thinking it'd be fun
to do a girls'--just overnight.
There is a gorgeous house
in Santa Barbara on the ocean.
- Ooh, pretty.
- I thought it'd be fun,
you know, we have to pick
a day that works for everybody.
I finished filming the movie,
I'm, like, here,
I wanna, like, hang out
with everybody.
- Yay, Kyle.
- And I think it'd be fun.
I think it'd be a good time.
- What does Kyle want,
a ----ing medal?
I shoot about ten episodes
of "Bold and Beautiful" a week.
Do you know how I celebrate?
I cook dinner for my kids,
and I memorize my lines
for next week.
- So what are we
gonna see, Lisa?
What's happening tonight?
- I know that they did
a collaboration with
somebody that we all know.
- Ooh.
- And you'll see
when we get there,
and I think it's really cute.
But I don't really know.
- Why do I have fear
about that?
[laughter]
- 'Cause it's--
- Why am I scared
all of a sudden?
- Well, let's go see it.
- Yeah, let's go see.
I don't think
you should be scared.
What?
What's so scary?
I don't know, seriously,
I don't know what goes on
in her mind sometimes.
All right, let's go.
Teddi, you ready to party?
[excited yells]
Let's go!
- Whoo!
[upbeat music]
- Let's go.
- Is it--
- I have a very bad feeling
about something.
- About what?
- I'm going to flip out.
- About what?
- You'll see.
- About what?
- Here, Lois,
turn around for a second.
You get a little paparazzi.
- Oh.
- There you go, Lois.
- Get it, yeah.
- Yeah, this is the star
right here, there we go.
- He's here.
- Who's here?
- The makeup guy.
- Oh.
- I'm gonna flip out!
- I don't know Sutton well
enough to know
what she's capable of doing or
what she's even talking about.
- All right, here we go.
- But don't go inside if you're
gonna do something crazy.
It's not the right time
to flip out!
- It's not the right time to
(BLEEP) with me on this!
[tense music]
♪ ♪
- Coming up...
- All right, you've had your
fun, let the mouse go.
- Honestly?
- Let the mouse go.
- Is there anything--
- You had your fun, let it go.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Wait, point to it, like,
do a cute thing.
- Oh, look it!
- You guys look amazing.
- I know!
- Oh, that's cute.
- Would Delilah and Amelia
have this clothing line
at 18 and 21 if Harry and I
were not their parents?
No.
We can open that door,
but those girls have to walk
through it and continue.
- You look so pretty.
- I love you.
- I love you.
- Hello.
I haven't stopped--
- I know, my gosh,
it's so hard to be fabulous,
isn't it?
- Congratulations,
you look beautiful.
- Congratulations.
- Thank you so much.
And you too, by the way.
- Thank you.
- When I see Amelia succeeding,
it's huge.
I guess it was
the right decision
for her to come back home.
- Look at it, this is yours.
You did this!
Look at this.
- I know.
- Aww.
- And I got the flowers,
all by myself.
- You got the flowers?
- I DM'ed couple people.
- Good job, Delilah,
they're beautiful.
- I know.
- Well, you can only hope
that my daughters
inherited my hustling gene.
- See if you respond
to the material.
- I'm game
pretty much to do anything.
You know, you know,
I wanna try to break the mold.
Look how great this looks!
- So cool.
- Okay, that's not my favorite
photo of myself,
so maybe let's not do that.
- I think they got
Harry's intelligence,
and I think they got my hustle.
- Oh, my God, your hair!
- What?
- That's 60 inches? 80 inches?
- I don't wanna know.
- Like, they got
the genetic lottery.
Ching-ching,
ching-ching.
- Thank you.
- You two are amazing.
- Yes.
- Yeah!
- Look at the rosé, so cute.
- I know.
I have to show Kyle.
Kyle!
- Yes?
- The Fat Jewish did that.
Is that not so great?
- Oh, my God.
- Hi, Lisa,
it's the Fat Jewish.
- Is it the Fat Jewish?
- I gotta take a picture.
- This is the collaboration
I was talking about.
- Oh, I get it now.
- What?
- I'm getting it.
The rosé thing.
I'm slow on the pickup.
- Lisa and I have
a mutual friend, Joey,
so I thought he was gonna
be there tonight.
He does her hair and makeup,
and we went into
business together.
- I'm so pissed off right now.
- What's the matter, baby?
- We invested in the glam app,
millions of dollars.
- Who's the person
in charge there?
- Joey Maalouf.
It's very tense.
My business with Joey survived,
but we had a falling out,
and I am lifted
by the Holy Spirit,
'cause Joey is not here,
praise Jesus.
[upbeat music]
This is so pretty.
- It's pretty, isn't it?
- It's so pretty.
- And they did it
all themselves.
I didn't have anything
to do with this.
- It looks really good.
- I love it.
I love the fact
that they--yeah.
[indistinct conversation]
- Delilah said
she got all the flowers.
[indistinct conversation]
I'm like, really?
She said, "I just DM'ed them."
[music fades out]
- Anyway, I'm sorry
I left so, um, hmm.
I wasn't--I wasn't enjoying
myself at that at that moment
that night--
- Well, I could tell.
- I thought it was best at that
moment that I left, you know?
- You know you have to do
what's best for you
in that moment.
- Yeah.
- I love Kyle's half-assed
apology because she doesn't
give a sh--
what I have to ----ing say.
She only cares about
getting her point across,
and I find that
really ----ing selfish.
- You know it is, Lois.
- Oh, yes.
- You get emotional.
- Yes, yes, yes.
- Yeah, it was
one of those nights, so...
- Okay, you guys,
we're gonna leave these kids
to have some fun.
Okay, we're gonna go.
- I need a ----ing drink.
- Okay, go, go.
We're gonna go, guys.
- Tom says the same thing.
- We're gonna go to dinner now.
[lively music]
♪ ♪
- Thank you.
- Oh, my goodness.
This is--this is really pretty.
- I know, I love that.
- Isn't that nice?
- Thank you, honey.
- We all need a cocktail.
- I'll have a skinny margarita
on the rocks, no salt.
- I'm gonna do a Belvedere
with club soda.
- I'll have a tequila shot
to take the edge off
whatever edge it is here.
- Yeah.
both: Is there an edge?
- [laughs]
- Why are you looking at me?
I--Okay, go ahead.
- Well, no,
because you know what?
I'm uncomfortable
when someone says,
"I'm gonna freak
the (BLEEP) out."
- Yeah.
I'm going to flip out.
- About what?
I don't know what
that actually means.
- Yeah.
- 'Cause what does it mean when
you're gonna freak
the (BLEEP) out?
- It just means that I'm gonna
cry and want to go home.
I didn't know if we were going
to see our mutual friend.
This guy, Joey Maalouf,
he does Lisa's makeup.
And we just kind of, um--
separate ways a little bit.
But it all worked out.
- She's talking about
Joey Maalouf.
- Oh.
- I was gonna--that's why
I was gonna freak out.
- Why didn't you say something
to me, I mean--
- Because I didn't even think
about it until you said there's
a "collaboration" or something,
and then I started panicking.
- I know that they
did a collaboration
with somebody that we all know.
- Ooh.
- I don't know what's
gone on between you two.
- Right.
- Joey's my friend,
who I work with.
- Right.
- And that is--
that is separate.
- This is business stuff,
and I don't--
- I don't know,
and I keep it that way.
- It felt like a little bit
of an inappropriate time.
- It was not
an inappropriate time,
what the (BLEEP) are
you talking about?
- It's her event--
her daughter's event.
- I said it very quietly.
- She said, "I'm gonna
freak the (BLEEP) out."
- I didn't say it like that.
What is wrong with you?
I'm gonna flip out!
- That's an intense statement.
- Well, I'm glad you didn't do
that in front of me,
'cause I would've kicked you
the (BLEEP) out.
- No, I wouldn't have said
anything like that.
- I would've kicked you out...
- Excuse me.
- Well, I mean that--
and I think that this is...
- I think this is really
blowing out of proportion.
- I do too.
In seven years, I've never
seen this side of Lisa
that is so aggressive to me.
She's the one that put me
in this lion's den,
so shouldn't she kinda throw
me a sword or something?
- Here's somebody I don't
know that well that says,
"I got a really bad feeling."
- What I mean by that is I--
- Hold on.
- That's not nice.
It's not nice.
- I'm just saying exactly
what you're saying.
- You're not being nice.
- Sutton.
- You're not--
- Listen to me.
- No.
- Let me explain myself, then.
To me, when somebody--
- No, I'm not gonna ----ing
play this game with you,
I swear to God.
Shut up.
- Shame on Sutton.
I don't care
if she's my friend.
She crossed a line that I don't
think should be crossed.
You don't (BLEEP) with my kids.
- Shut up.
- Okay.
- I want you to zip it.
- Don't speak to me that way.
To me, when someone's
gonna freak the--
I don't know what that means.
Are they gonna lose their mind?
Are they--Are you gonna
start throwing drinks?
I started to panic, thinking--
- I would imagine you being,
like, are you gonna ruin
the girls' event?
- Yes, that's what
I'm gonna do, Lisa.
- I mean, I hope not.
- Would I ever do that?
- I would hope not.
- That's ridiculous.
- Nobody's gonna do that.
I cannot picture Sutton "losing
her mind" and throwing drinks.
- Don't you ever go after
my ----ing husband!
- Please, go, go, go.
- We'll leave that to Rinna.
It's okay,
pull yourself together.
- [sniffling]
I can't.
- Okay, guys, come on,
let's all--
- This is--
and stuff like that,
and I'm sorry that
I brought it up in Laguna.
I shouldn't have,
I was stupid.
- Why are you screaming at me
for something that you stuck
your foot in your mouth for?
- Why are you coming at me
right now?
- I'm not, but don't attack me
for something--
- I'm attacking you?
- I--
- Honestly, this is about
business, and of all people,
I think you should be able
to understand that.
Such a bullsh--.
I've heard rumors about
Dorit's business issues
that are public.
I would never bring that up.
Take care of your own house.
Don't come after mine.
All right, you've had your fun.
You've had your fun.
Let the mouse go, seriously.
- Really?
- Really.
- Honestly?
- Let the mouse go.
- Is there anything--
- You had your fun, let it go.
[tense music]
♪ ♪
- Coming up...
- 'Cause you talk at us
sometimes, not to us.
- I want you to talk,
but not be an asshole.
- I'm not ----ing doing this.
[upbeat music]
- All right,
you've had your fun.
Let the mouse go, seriously.
- Really?
- Really.
- Honestly?
- Let the mouse go.
- Is there anything--
- You had your fun, let it go.
[light tense music]
- Let's switch gears
or something, okay?
Because she said it was a
mistake, she didn't have any
bad intentions.
- I don't believe she has
bad intentions, but we
did have a conversation
the last time we were together.
- Okay, I was--I was trying to
make peace right now,
so I'm trying to--
- I understand,
and I want to as well.
I want to all be at peace.
And part of being at peace
is being honest.
And the last discussion we had,
you were very frustrated
because you felt that
there were people in this
group that weren't honest.
- Everybody here has a ----ing
opinion about everybody,
that they don't--
they're not honest about.
It had multiple meanings
when I said that.
- All I know is,
at the dinner I had,
looking at my kids' table, and
they were much more mature
than us,
there's a ----ing problem.
- Just give them time.
[laughter]
- They'll mature into this.
- Yeah, but looking at a table
with, you know,
high schoolers and--
- Oh, you know
who you invited over.
- I learned a lesson having us
a little too close.
- I've apologized, there's
nothing else I can say.
If you wanna pretend to be
the mother of the year,
you go right ahead.
- I don't wanna fight
with you anymore.
You know that I love you,
I wanna get past that
whole stupid thing.
- Well, you said,
"You're all a bunch of
fake-ass bitches."
- Well, sometimes you guys are.
- I just wanna know
what that means.
- I'm not going down that road.
So you guys can go
all you want.
- Well, I wanna know
who's a fake-ass bitch.
- Well, I think everybody
has that potential.
I already said.
I already said it.
- Uh, no.
- You guys can keep chasing,
but I'm--
- I'm so--No.
Just listen for a second.
- Okay.
- What moment--
Don't be sarcastic, please.
What moment are you
talking about--
- I'm not sarcastic.
- Ye--Okay.
I'm just asking you a question.
- About?
- You're the one that said
that we were fake-ass bitches.
Don't you think we need
to at least address it?
- Well, okay, I--want me
to give you an example?
- Yeah.
- And I'm not singling you out.
- I don't care if you
single me out.
- I'm saying I felt like,
you know, that everyone was
defending about the makeup,
which, to me,
is really weird to have glam
before you go to workout.
Don't come in your fake workout
clothes, but you're not coming
for the ----ing workout!
- But why are you judging her?
- It's not ----ing genuine.
- So she looks like
a ----ing model, who cares?
[tense music]
- And even you, Denise, who
were, like, down-to-earth
and no makeup last year,
and you're, like,
all of a sudden getting glam,
like, "Well, what do you care?"
So all of a sudden, I was,
like, "Are you kidding me?"
- I showed up in jeans
and a T-shirt.
- Yeah, with full glam.
- When I'm with you girls--
With her?
- And having, like, a diamond
ice sculpture at your house.
So I was, like, everybody's
so full of sh--.
- So what?
It's big.
- It goes down.
- I think it'll look pretty.
Don't you think this is a nice
touch with our pizza party?
- I love this idea, yeah.
- You always have
to have a little sparkle,
even if it's casual.
Who gives a sh-- if I have
a goddamn ice sculpture?
Who cares?
- It just seems like
that's not how you were before.
- Have you seen--
Are you joking?
How many parties have you gone
to at my house where I've had
every vendor you can think of.
My kid wanted a goddamn camel.
- I rode a camel at your house.
- Yeah.
- Are you kidding me?
I'm on a camel!
- Oh, my God,
it's, like,
four times your size.
- Why am I fake
because of that?
- I'm explaining how I felt
in the moment.
- Kyle, your dear friend,
sister, confidante,
came first year, no glam.
- I grew up riding horses, and
was a professional equestrian,
so I'm the world's
most awkward dresser.
- Second year, glam every day.
- Hi, hon.
- How are you?
- You look beautiful.
- Thank you.
- What a difference
a year makes.
- [laughs]
- What are you trying to say
about last year?
- I don't know.
- Never heard a peep
out of your mouth.
This is yet another
example of Kyle having
a double standard
when it comes to Teddi...
- You guys are missing
the point.
- And everyone else.
- I've been an actress in this
business for a long time.
I've done glam for my job.
Half the time you guys see me
when I meet you, I'm coming
from the ----ing set.
I'm ----ing Denise Richards,
Kyle.
I don't think these bitches
know I've been on, like,
every ----ing magazine cover
you can possibly imagine
that they would wanna be on.
- Everyone's defending that
it's normal to get glam
before a workout--
- No one said it's normal.
- And you said--
- I said--
- I wanted to--
- Do you--why--
Do you realize
you don't let some people talk?
- No, you talk now.
- No, thank you.
- I'm sorry to interrupt.
- Please, because you talk
at us sometimes, not to us,
and you don't listen.
- Hold on, you guys asked
a million questions,
I finally said,
"Let me give you clarity,"
and now I gave it.
- Stop, no.
You need to be quiet, stop.
- No, I don't need to be quiet.
- Then I'm not gonna
finish talking.
Do you ever let people talk?
- Okay, good.
[scoffs]
I want you to talk,
but not be an asshole.
- Good.
[tense music]
- I'm not ----ing doing this.
- Denise.
Wow.
♪ ♪
Where's Miss Laid-Back?
- [sighs]
- I think maybe I should
take Lois home.
- Why?
[laughter]
- Lois is having a good time!
- Lois, you have any
sage advice?
- You'll think back about
all this, and you'll think,
"Oh, God, that was crazy."
- Yup.
- And then you wake up, and
you're 81, and you think--
- You're 91, actually.
- Oh, (BLEEP).
[laughter]
- Shut up, Rinna, she's trying
to drop a decade.
- By the way, I don't like
to be a fake-ass bitch,
so I gotta keep everybody
in track.
- Lois, don't be a fake-ass
bitch, Lois.
- I think I'll leave now.
[laughs]
- Next time,
on "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...
- Where are we now?
- Dating stages.
- Why are y'all in my business?
- Did you sleep together?
- Excuse me?
- Did you get busy?
- You know, I--
- How's your other friend
in the restaurant business?
- Who's that?
- Lisa.
- Oh, Lisa.
Do you know what she's like?
- Publicly.
- Oh, my God!
[all screaming]
- Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
- Really?
- That's never happened!
- This is the astrology guy.
He's pulled all of your charts.
- So, Denise.
If someone does break your
trust, you may be calculating
and conspiring on your own
on how to even the score.
- What does she have
planned for me?
- Kyle always brings
it back to her.
She wants to be the center
of ----ing attention.
- [laughs]
- That is the goddamn truth.
It's true.
We're grown ----ing ups.
I'm sorry.
- Yes, Denise.
- To learn more about
the housewives,
- Previously on
"The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...
- I'm going to figure out
my anxiety next week.
- I can't imagine if you were
still in New York,
to be honest with you.
- I really can't either.
- One, two.
The left knee, the left knee.
- Why didn't you box?
- I wasn't here.
- You came late, but you
had time to do glam.
- You're making me look like
I am a selfish diva.
- I think the pizza oven's
gonna be there,
and then we'll do
the buffet here.
And I'll put the kids over here
so that they have privacy.
- You did the lesbian thing?
- I just made out with a girl.
- Uh, I was with a couple.
- Can we just wait until these
----ing kids get through?
- Oh, yes, of course.
- I don't think you would
blindly defend
anyone in this group
like you have Ted.
- I would defend Rinna.
- Well, not always.
When it's your sister.
- (BLEEP) off.
- Wait, don't tell her
to (BLEEP) off, Kyle.
- That's not nice.
- Please leave me alone.
Please, you're, like--
- Leave you alone?
I'm not doing this, I'm not.
[dramatic music]
- Let's get to what's really
going on here.
What's really going on?
- Are you upset with me
for something else, Kyle?
'Cause it was not, like--
- No, I wasn't, I wasn't.
I was annoyed that day,
I'm telling the truth.
Do I think it's ----ing weird
that you have ----ing--
glam to meet friends
for a workout?
Yeah, I think
it's ----ing weird!
- Who says in this ----ing
town "I'm sorry"?
What's goddamn normal?
If that's what they wanna do--
- Yeah, I know what it is.
- What is it?
[talking over each other]
- No--if they would zip it
for two seconds.
- Everybody's in their
workout clothes.
- Oh, my God.
- Girl, speak up.
- Girls, listen to me!
- Oh, hold on one second.
- No, I'm not gonna listen
to you, I'm tired of this.
- Kyle.
- Children, Dorit,
zip for two seconds.
It's because of the--
your life--
like, I have a life.
I really think that
resonated with her.
- I've been up since 4:00,
honey.
- To do what?
- I have a ----ing life!
I do not wake up to come
straight here.
- I don't?
- So--and I didn't
say it that way.
- Did it not feel like that?
- It was--It was a little
sharp, for sure.
- It was offensive because,
by the way,
she's ----ing in Chicago,
she's doing her shows.
- I understand, yes.
- Her Erika Jayne shift.
- I'm making a movie,
and I'm ----ing launching
my clothing line,
I got four kids, like--
like, we have a lot going on.
- Well, everybody has a lot.
- Let's break it down.
Let's ----ing break it down.
Everybody here has a ----ing
opinion about everybody
that they don't--
they're not honest about.
- Well, who's not honest?
- It's a ----ing comedy show.
Everybody's so busy
kissing everyone's ass,
I can't take it.
[tense music]
- Wait a minute,
at Kyle's dinner party,
was Kyle being fake?
- I didn't know how fabulous
you were.
- Oh.
- [laughs]
- You're, like, way more
fabulous than I realized.
- Wow, well, thank you, Kyle.
Yes.
[laughs]
Can you tell me
what have I not been honest?
Tell--Tell me.
I'd like to know.
- I don't know, I don't know.
- No, don't say "I don't know."
Tell me.
- I'm not singling you out.
- I can't with Kyle.
I just can't.
I'm trying to help, and she
refuses to say anything,
so whatever Kyle's upset about,
it's never gonna get resolved
until we talk about it.
- We're not being honest?
- You were, but, like--
- I've been honest.
- Well, what you said--
It's not fair, what you said.
- But, Kyle--
Kyle, it's how I feel.
- You can't say,
"I blindly support all of you."
That's what you said
that's not 100% truthful, Kyle.
You can't say that.
- I do.
Even with my ----ing sister,
I stuck by you,
so for you to say that,
you're lying.
- You keep taking every--
this, this person.
- Kim, I'm speaking my truth,
okay?
I'm speaking my truth.
- How did I become the person?
- It just would've been nice
if I felt I had, like,
a sister's support next to me.
- I could not defend you.
The way that you act and the
things you say and do is mean.
Rinna, you are wrong.
- It's your sister.
But it's your sister.
- It's my ----ing sister,
and I still ----ing backed you,
which is so ----ing ridiculous.
- Yeah, but not always.
- Giving laser into that bunny
was really sh---y.
- That was uncalled for.
That was very uncalled for.
Rinna, are you ----ing
kidding me?
Are you ----ing kidding me?
- Kyle, I don't wanna go there.
- Stop, Rinna, leave me alone.
- To blindly defend somebody
over their blood relative?
Come on, Rinna.
That is absurd.
- ----ing did that with you
with my sister.
Are you ----ing kidding me?
- You have done that.
You have.
- Leave me alone.
I just wanna go home.
- [groans]
- Of course, here comes Teddi.
Kyle's upset--cue Teddi.
- Kyle?
- I'm done with this.
I hate everybody.
I'm leaving.
- At least say good-bye.
- That's wrong.
- Good-bye.
(BLEEP).
- Well, they didn't
say thank you.
- I don't--
- I think that's worse.
- No, it's all right,
but thank you for saying that.
Whatever.
Kyle always has to be
the center of attention.
- Denise is, like,
"Oh, what do you care?
Like, you look like
a ----ing ragamuffin."
(BLEEP) you.
- It's really childish,
and it pisses me off.
It doesn't always have to be
about you.
- What's going on, honey?
- I wanna go home, let's go.
- Okay.
- I'm leaving, bye, everyone.
- [indistinct speech]
- Thank you.
- Bye.
- Bye.
- See you later.
- See you later.
- Bye-bye.
That was fun, huh?
- Everybody's so full of sh--,
I hate it.
- This is Kyle's go-to.
She tells us
we're full of sh--,
and she storms off without
any explanation.
- Everyone's so busy
kissing ass,
they don't wanna
tell the truth.
I'm not into ass-kissing if
I'm being honest, so I'm done.
- Hey, what's going on?
- It's at my expense, I'm not
gonna ----ing do it anymore.
Now they've created something
where I can't even go follow,
'cause they made it weird.
- [sighs]
I love you, you little bean.
- Yeah.
- What's really going on here?
- The situation,
in her mind,
is that everyone
is fake-ass bitches.
[upbeat music]
- Guys, also, what just
happened isn't really okay.
When people are crying,
and people keep asking
you questions,
it doesn't get better.
We gotta back off, move on.
Talk to somebody else.
- No one was attacking her.
- It was a lot of people
on one person today.
I watched this whole side
going, I was silent.
- What are we supposed
to do, Teddi?
Tell me, what is
the perfect thing to do?
- Start talking
amongst ourselves
and let this person recover.
- So it's the rules by Teddi.
♪ ♪
- No, that's the rules by life,
and general common decency.
- This is not a writing
competition, Teddi Jo,
so get off your high horse
and stop acting like
a little angel.
- It was all directed
at one person.
- No, it wasn't.
It was not directed--
- Not, not, not all of it.
- That is so not true, Teddi.
- Not at all.
- Don't try to hijack this.
Don't do it.
- I'm not trying to hi--
why are you yelling?
- Don't try to hijack this.
Because you know what?
You're making it not okay
that we had our feelings,
and I talked to Kyle honestly.
- You brought up family.
- You brought up her family.
Her sister.
- Well, but that's
the ----ing truth!
- When somebody's upset,
let them just ----ing be.
- What else should I do, Teddi?
Because you know what,
I'm frustrated now.
I wanted to know what was wrong
with her, and to see
if I could help in any way.
Don't try to fix it,
and don't try to tell me
what I'm doing, Teddi.
Don't do it.
- That's your gig.
You do that all the time.
- Do what all the time, Teddi?
- You're the therapist
all the time, what--
You ask all the questions,
you wanna know everything
about everybody--
- You know what, Teddi?
Don't go there with me.
Kyle's a big girl.
She's 50 years old.
So shush.
No.
What we were trying to do
tonight is to get to the bottom
of what it's really about.
- Right.
- And now it's become
20 other things.
- What do you think?
You think everyone
should go to sleep?
I just don't want you to hear
some of this,
'cause they're not
being appropriate.
- All right, I'm gonna go.
- Yeah, same.
- Well, thank you for coming.
[laughs]
- Welcome to our hamster wheel.
- Yes, it's intense.
- Bye, good-bye, Aaron.
Good-bye.
- Good-bye.
- Bye.
- Thank you.
- Thank you, Aaron.
Thank you.
- [sighs]
[mellow music]
- It felt like a pile-up,
didn't it?
- Definitely felt like that,
it was horrible.
- I mean, I didn't ----ing
do anything wrong.
Like, it's the stupidest
----ing thing.
- 100%.
- [sighs]
- Okay.
That was a relaxing dinner.
- Coming up...
- I went to lunch yesterday
with my oldest daughter.
And she mentioned threesome.
- [sighs]
[upbeat music]
- Thought that we wanted people
to see DNA on the, um,
on the top as well.
Yeah, with your leg down
like that, that's good.
♪ ♪
That's it.
- Oh, hey.
- Oh, hey.
- Oh, hey, look at Little
Miss Fashionista over here.
- Hi, girls.
I would kiss you,
but I don't wanna get sick.
- Should I put my mask on?
- Yeah.
[both laugh]
[upbeat music]
When you grow up in the shadow
of a celebrity parent...
- Okay, guys, here comes Lisa.
- Okay, well, watch for it.
Oh, yeah, look at that.
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
- Right?
- You always have to
individuate yourself.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Look, how cute.
- So Delilah and Amelia
are starting their own
clothing line.
- It looks great.
Yeah, you look great.
- That's our Sandy pants.
- Have you named everything?
both: Yeah.
- What is this called?
♪ ♪
- This one's called the Set.
- The Set.
- Oh, I like that.
- Amelia couldn't handle
working and going to school
in New York City...
- Amelia's had a rough time.
I got her a therapist there.
She said,
"I don't think it's gonna
work out for her right now."
- How's she going
to do it in LA?
What's the difference?
- Well, I think how she's gonna
do it in LA is, she's gonna
have her emotional support
of her family, and working
in New York is very different
than working in LA.
It's gonna be much more
manageable, I think.
It looks so good, you guys,
it looks great.
Let's do this,
let's get the party.
I'm excited to finally see it,
you know?
- See it launch.
- Yeah.
- It's gonna be exciting.
- It's really fun.
Now that Amelia has come back
home, we have a launch party
for DNA coming up.
And I just wanna make sure
she's able to focus on that.
Really came together.
- Yes, it did.
- All those 1,000 emails that
I've overseen go back
and forth.
- You're on it, though,
I love it.
- Quickest person ever to
respond.
- You're the quickest person
to respond.
- You gotta be.
I don't think they're
quite ready--
I mean, they're only 18 and 21.
- Right.
- It's not like
they've done this.
- You're they're momager.
- They still need it, you know?
- They do.
- I respect my daughters
wanting to have their
own thing.
And I know I'm a big
personality, and I can suck
the ----ing air out of a room.
- She only let me start
modeling when I was 17,
but I was also, like,
not very cute.
- She's come into her own.
I had a really hard birth
with her.
Her head was--
it just was, like, this long.
- [laughs]
- Because of my birthing canal
or whatever.
But I'm probably like
100% momager, really.
I'm "pretending like" I'm not.
This is cute.
I'll be right back.
[lively music]
♪ ♪
Cute, right?
- I like them.
- Here, fix me.
- We're not doing zipper.
Unzip it.
- Oh.
- Boobs looking good.
Legs looking good.
Butt looking snatch.
- Super, super comfortable.
- Shoes looking expensive.
- She's in an outfit.
We should shoot her in it.
- You really want me to?
Come on.
I don't--
Listen, I'm trying to be--
- This is happening.
- Twist my arm, honey.
[laughs]
- That's it.
I dig that.
You've done this before,
have you?
- [laughs]
- Let's not do anything
too sexual.
- Whoo!
- Oh, there it is, there it is.
[laughter]
- That's your mom?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- [laughs]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Are you working?
- Um, not this week.
- Okay.
- Next week, I am.
- Good.
Aaron's arms are so muscular.
- [laughs] I know.
- What workout does he do?
- You know, he just
lifts weights.
- He's, like,
naturally built that way.
- He's naturally--yeah.
I know, he has great arms.
- Hello, ladies, welcome.
- Hi.
- Hey, how are you?
- Super popular specials
on this one right here,
and then these are
the seasonal specials.
- [gasps]
You know what?
I know what I'm gonna have.
I'm gonna have Cuban.
- Okay, you got it.
- I think I'll try that.
- And then for milks we have
whole, fat-free, almond, soy,
macadamia, coconut.
- Don't insult Cuban coffee
by trying to put ----ing
almond milk or skim
or 2% or some oat milk sh--.
I want mine with heavy cream,
just like it...
- Okay.
- Yeah, you know.
Thank you.
Did you recover from Saturday?
- I did.
- I love your new house.
It was beautiful.
- Oh, thank you.
It was nice.
- It was good.
- It started nice.
Yeah.
- Sorry for the screaming
in front of the kids.
- Oh, my God.
- I cussed like such a sailor,
and then I realized that
little Eloise is (BLEEP)--
- You know, it was more
of the older kids,
because they understand
certain things and where
the conversation was going.
- Oh, no--oh, my God.
- I've never been with a girl,
I've only been with a couple.
- What is the difference?
- There's a penis
and two vaginas.
- [laughs]
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
- So I had--
I went to lunch yesterday with
Sami, my oldest daughter,
and she overheard some things.
- I'm sure that they did.
- So she mentioned threesome.
So what did you hear
with me and my friends?
- I heard you guys arguing
about threesomes.
Um...
- In what way?
- [laughs]
That's all I'm saying.
Um...
- There are certain things that
you guys shouldn't hear.
- Mom, we're not, like,
five years old.
- I know you're not five,
but I'm very sorry.
- No, mom, we were dying
of laughter, it's fine.
[quirky music]
- I didn't want my kid's
friends to go home and say,
"Oh, dinner was great
at Sami and Lola's house.
"Oh, boy, but her mom and her
friends were talking about
threesomes and this."
I've never been that house.
Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- Thank you so much.
- With the kids, next time,
I'll move them further.
[laughs]
- Great--
- Like, inside the house.
[both laugh]
- Um, well, I apologize,
you know, 'cause I have, like,
the nastiest mouth, ever.
- I don't have the cleanest
mouth either.
- Aaron had never had
a happy ending,
and we were on the hunt.
- The jerk off one?
- Yeah, so we got him one.
- Though that was at wild
thing's house, maybe not.
- Oh, you have to walk
so carefully with that.
- Oh, yeah.
Look, you go first, Denise.
- I can see that.
- Are you gonna come by
my studio before Delilah
and Amelia's launch?
- Yes, I would love to.
- Okay, perfect.
- Is everyone coming,
do you know?
- I invited everybody.
We'll see.
- Okay.
- I saw Kyle yesterday.
And I said, "Maybe this
is a good time for you
and Lisa to talk."
- But why was Kyle so upset?
I didn't want Kyle, especially,
you know, at a dinner...
- At your house.
- At my home, and the kids are
right there, yelling,
"(BLEEP) off, (BLEEP) off."
- She felt like everyone
was coming at her.
- Dorit and Rinna and Denise,
they were just, like--
I just felt like they were,
like, just looking and picking,
and it was really bothering me.
I actually felt better about
Dorit when I left
than the others.
- Okay, then we have
some work to do.
- I don't know.
It's sometimes sensitive,
um, with everyone.
- But I also think
Kyle is in a lot of pressure.
She's doing the movie,
she's, you know, the best mom,
the best wife.
- I am filming in Los Angeles,
I got an ex-husband
I'm dealing with, I've got
a kid with special needs,
I gotta pay the bills.
Bitch, we all have
a lot going on.
- She has a lot
on her shoulders.
- It's not an excuse
to be an asshole.
By the way,
she is the only one--
I sent a text out
to all of you,
thanking you guys for coming.
She's the only one
that did not respond.
- (BLEEP).
- So I must be
one of the fake-ass bitches.
[chuckles]
- Coming up...
- You still driving?
- Yes.
- Oh, (BLEEP).
- I went kinda through
a red light.
- "I drove through--"
- You can go through
red lights.
- No, you can't go through
a red light, Lois!
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Where's your bottle opener?
- I think it's in this drawer
right here.
- Oh, okay.
- We gotta get ready
for the party.
Can you guys grab
the sodas, please?
And put them in the ice bucket?
- Hello.
- Oh, hey.
- Mary let me in.
[both laugh]
- You're gonna let
everybody in?
[chuckles]
Thanks.
Birthday parties in Beverly
Hills are always over the top.
I mean, animals are brought in.
- Portia, present for you.
- $60,000 ridiculousness.
- Do you love your birthday?
- That's not gonna
happen with us.
My kids are fine with donuts,
ice cream--
let's do something fun.
Um--oh.
- Is this for you or for me?
- Jaid!
- Oh, my God.
What did you do?
- He dropped the Pepsi box.
- [laughs]
- Are they gonna explode now?
- This is for you,
if you want it.
- Thank you, oh, my God.
- You're welcome.
- Mike and I,
we share the boys 50-50.
But we can see
the boys anytime.
So we're at baseball together,
we're at football together,
he's at the house
for Thanksgiving.
Makes it tough for dating,
but it's good.
I'm gonna get, you know,
try not to get emotional,
but you guys are getting older,
and it's freaking me out.
- What, it's eventually
gonna happen.
- I know.
- It's coming,
so you might as well
embrace it.
- I told Jaid
not that long ago,
I was, like,
"Let's talk about sex."
[awkward music]
- Okay.
- [indistinct speech]
- Is that what you believe?
[laughs]
- Let's not do that
on their birthday, please.
- Oh, not on
their birthday, no.
- Yeah.
- Mike and I definitely talk
to the boys about sex.
But my boys don't know,
as far as I know,
Mike was having an affair.
Well, excuse me a little bit.
With social media and
everything's disposable at
their fingertips with phones
and stuff like that,
it--it scares me.
- Most definitely.
- I put everything together so
quickly to heal and co-parent
beautifully with their dad
so that they weren't...
damaged by it.
Jax.
[laughs]
I swear to God.
I swear--
[both laugh]
I swear to God!
They didn't always see
the ugly side of divorce,
and me crying at night
or hearing me cry at night,
because I didn't want them to
see that, but sometimes when
I'm upset at them, I'm, like,
"You don't know Mama's pain."
You know what I mean?
It is your birthday,
so you can have a donut.
But you remember, you guys said
you didn't want a cake.
You just--
What are you doing?
- It was Jax's--
[both laugh]
It's fine, there's plenty
left for all of the children.
- No, it's supposed to be,
like, a cake presentation.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Oh, I love the eyelashes.
I had eyelashes years ago,
but--
- Where'd they go?
- I don't know.
They don't grow
when you get older.
And I don't have any on my
lower lids at all, just bald.
[laughter]
- Okay, so, Lois,
here's the plan.
- Mm-hmm.
- We're gonna go to Erika's
clubhouse in Hollywood first,
have some hors d'oeuvres
and cocktails.
And then we'll go
to the girls' event,
their launch of their DNA line.
And then we'll go have dinner
with my group of friends.
- Good.
- You know.
Lois is a legend.
- ♪ East side, west side ♪
Hoo-hoo-hoo!
- [laughs]
Lois, what do you
think of all this?
- Yes, I wanna hear what Lois--
- I think it's bullsh--.
- I mean, she's 91 1/2,
and she's doing great.
You still driving?
- Yes.
- [gasps]
(BLEEP).
Are you really?
You're still--
- I'm not sup--
Not supposed to be.
- What--
- But I went kinda through
a red light, but it was--
- Kind of
through a red light?
- No, no, no, it was--
it was yellow.
- Lois!
- You can go through
a red light.
- No, you can't go through
a red light, Lois!
- [laughs]
- You can't go through--
[lively music]
♪ ♪
- Let's get this going.
I bet you no one eats these.
Which is good, because
that means you and I can
eat them tomorrow.
Mmm.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[knocking on door]
Someone's here.
Oh, hi!
- Hello.
- Come on in.
- Oh, this is so nice.
- Yeah, come on in.
- It's amazing.
- Isn't it cool?
- I love it.
Love that it's pink.
- Hello?
- Hi.
You look gorgeous.
- Oh, so do you.
How have you been?
- You look so beautiful.
What's going on?
- I'm so happy to be here.
- Come on in.
- Is that your--your hair?
- Doesn't she look great?
I love your pony.
Are those your pajamas?
- [indistinct speech]
- I noticed this through
your legs, it's really long,
I love it.
- I know, I know.
That's why--
- This is heavy.
- So heavy.
- Oh, my God, I love this.
- This is heavy.
- Oh, I had four Advil.
- I don't like to go to
someone's house for a party
and leave with
unfinished business.
But I'm going to see
all of these women,
and I'm not looking
forward to it.
I don't wanna
be piled on again.
[knocking on door]
- Hello?
Oh, welcome.
Come on in here.
- Thank you.
- She's looking good.
- How are you?
- Welcome.
- Oh, my God.
Hold on, I have to see this.
- I know.
- [laughs]
- Oh, oh, no, I'm not pulling,
I'm touching it.
- Kyle and I have had really
big ups and downs,
but we always get back to where
we need to get,
and we'll be fine
until the next time.
[chuckles]
- Wait, am I just gonna
dip this in here?
- Yes, sorry.
- Okay.
- No, I just--I just don't
wanna be rude.
- So the other day, I said,
"Jaggie, you know,
Teddi's got a little
baby girl in her belly."
- Did Jagger ask
how the baby got in there?
- No, luckily, I haven't
approached that age.
They just know
that the babies are--
- They start asking
around seven.
- Okay, so apparently--
- Around there,
but usually that's the age.
- They would just say,
"How did the baby
get in there?"
And I say, "It's a miracle."
- [laughs]
- I got away with that
for a few years,
and then it was, like,
"No, Mom, I really
need to know."
- Are you kidding me?
I mean, is it really that
big of a deal?
No.
Tell your kids the truth,
June Cleaver.
The penis goes into the vagina.
- Hello.
- Hi.
Pregnant lady with a slit
in the dress.
- Yes.
This is so cute in here.
- You've never been in here.
- No.
- Welcome, hi.
Welcome.
- Mwah.
This is so cool.
- Come on in.
- Hello.
- I think it's right here.
- Yeah, is it?
- Yup.
- Teddi, would you like some...
(BLEEP), I don't know.
- I'm good.
- Hold on, you can't
eat the sushi,
and you can't drink the drinks.
It's been a long time
slipping around, break it girl.
You want some water?
I have water.
- Water's perfect, thank you.
- Water.
- [groans]
[knocking on door]
- Uh-oh.
- Hello!
Hi!
- Hi, come in--oh, Lois!
- Lois!
- Oh, my God, Lois is here.
- Power twins!
Do you remember Denise?
- Hello.
- How are you?
- Hi.
- How's everybody?
- Good.
- Hi.
- So exciting, the girls.
- I know, it's so fun.
- I'm so excited for them.
- I'm so excited for them.
You know, here it is,
it's happening.
- Coming up...
- What is wrong with you?
- I'm gonna freak
the (BLEEP) out.
- I'm not gonna ----ing
play this game with you,
I swear to God.
Shut up.
[upbeat music]
- Hello!
How are you?
- Hi!
- How's everybody?
- So exciting, the girls.
- I know, so fun.
I'm so excited for them.
- Who are we missing?
Garcelle?
- Garcelle's not coming.
- No, it's her son's birthday.
- Yeah.
- Oh, right.
- Wow, Sutton,
look at those shoes.
Those are like slippers.
- Thank you, don't let me
fall tonight.
- Just be careful.
[laughter]
- I feel a little bit
like Kiss.
- Oh, my God.
- They really are fabulous,
though.
- You have, like, your--
your hair came out
of the clip.
Yeah, you got it.
That--it's that one--
it's literally
that one tiny hair.
[indistinct speech]
Yeah.
- Can I chat with you a second?
- You wanna talk to me?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Let's chat really quick.
- Okay.
- That was the wrong example
for me to make the other night.
- I would defend Rinna.
- Well, not always.
- Oh, dear.
- When it's your sister.
- Really, Rinna?
- I'm sorry that
I made that example.
'Cause I wanna go forward.
I don't wanna go back.
- I didn't even know
we had any--
- We don't.
- [indistinct] think about.
That's why I was, like,
"Why was that even brought up?"
- We don't.
- But I was so frustrated
especially everyone's, like,
"You don't defend,
you only defend--"
What about last year
with Dorit, with Lisa?
I will defend what's right,
okay?
I can't sit there and say,
"I do not believe Lisa did--"
- So you think--
You think I would give
a story to "Radar Online"
about Dorit?
- Yes, yes.
I defend what's right,
and I always do.
- You--you know what?
That--you did that,
and that's what was right.
- You know, when I first moved
to Los Angeles, I lived
not too far away from here.
- Was it dangerous?
Like, was it--
- Yes, yes.
- Yes.
- I moved to Europe at 19.
- Where did you go?
Did you go to Italy first?
- Florence, Milan, Naples,
the Amalfi Coast, yeah.
- Oh, wow.
- We need to go to Italy.
- I know.
We do need to go to Italy.
- Because, you know,
she knows about
your restaurant, right?
- Have I told you about
my new Buca di Beppo venture?
- No, you know I love their
chicken parm.
- Yeah.
- You have a restaurant?
- Buca di Beppo.
- You're kidding.
- No, no.
My son's godfather,
Robert Earl, who's a very
dear friend of ours,
owns the chain.
And, so, when I moved,
he's, like, "Well, you know,
Buca's around the corner
from you."
And I said, "Oh, my gosh,
I might need to put
my stamp on it."
And he was just, like, "Sure."
- Why don't we take
this particular room
and you could come up
with your own idea.
- Are you telling me I have
an unlimited budget?
- Are you joking?
I'm not having you bankrupt me.
- I decided to invest
in just one location.
And when you're starting a new
business venture,
your reputation is
only as good as
what was last said about you.
- Now that you're starting
a restaurant, I'm, like,
are they gonna say,
"Oh, how could you do this
when she's in financial
trouble?"
Does that hurt, like,
your partners?
Because they're, like,
"Is it true?"
- Everybody that knows us
knows it's not true.
Luckily, we have
never come across
someone fearing to get
into business with us.
I'd love to have you guys
there and kinda--
- We have to have, like,
a big family dinner.
- Yes, I'd love that.
- That'll be fun.
- If I don't care about
someone, I wouldn't--
I wouldn't be upset.
- I know, yeah.
- If you weren't--none of you
were important to me,
I would've been, like,
"(BLEEP) it, (BLEEP) it all."
Even thought I was, like,
"(BLEEP) all of you," anyway.
- You were.
[laughs]
- But I was--but I was upset
because I care.
- Well, what I wanna
say to you is,
you are there when it matters.
You're always there
when it matters.
- Thank you.
- And it comes from my heart.
- Okay.
I do feel that Rinna's apology
is genuine.
Well, thank you, I appreciate
you saying that to me.
However, I'm sure that
she's a little motivated
because tonight
is her daughters' event,
and she doesn't wanna
make any waves.
- You've been to a strip club.
- I have.
- You've been to a strip club.
- Several.
- Yeah.
- Oh, yes.
[laughter]
- No surprise, I just asked
my mom if she'd ever been
to a strip club, and she said,
"Yeah."
- Lois, really?
- Yeah, what the heck.
[laughter and indistinct
conversation]
I had a date, and it was only
my second date with this fella,
and I didn't know where we were
going, and we ended up there.
- Well, that's a real art,
you know?
- Yeah.
- And the girl who twisted
the things on the--
- The tassels.
- Yeah, the tassels--yeah.
- Ladies.
So, the other night I was going
to mention this then,
but I left earlier than I,
um, was planning to,
so I was thinking it'd be fun
to do a girls'--just overnight.
There is a gorgeous house
in Santa Barbara on the ocean.
- Ooh, pretty.
- I thought it'd be fun,
you know, we have to pick
a day that works for everybody.
I finished filming the movie,
I'm, like, here,
I wanna, like, hang out
with everybody.
- Yay, Kyle.
- And I think it'd be fun.
I think it'd be a good time.
- What does Kyle want,
a ----ing medal?
I shoot about ten episodes
of "Bold and Beautiful" a week.
Do you know how I celebrate?
I cook dinner for my kids,
and I memorize my lines
for next week.
- So what are we
gonna see, Lisa?
What's happening tonight?
- I know that they did
a collaboration with
somebody that we all know.
- Ooh.
- And you'll see
when we get there,
and I think it's really cute.
But I don't really know.
- Why do I have fear
about that?
[laughter]
- 'Cause it's--
- Why am I scared
all of a sudden?
- Well, let's go see it.
- Yeah, let's go see.
I don't think
you should be scared.
What?
What's so scary?
I don't know, seriously,
I don't know what goes on
in her mind sometimes.
All right, let's go.
Teddi, you ready to party?
[excited yells]
Let's go!
- Whoo!
[upbeat music]
- Let's go.
- Is it--
- I have a very bad feeling
about something.
- About what?
- I'm going to flip out.
- About what?
- You'll see.
- About what?
- Here, Lois,
turn around for a second.
You get a little paparazzi.
- Oh.
- There you go, Lois.
- Get it, yeah.
- Yeah, this is the star
right here, there we go.
- He's here.
- Who's here?
- The makeup guy.
- Oh.
- I'm gonna flip out!
- I don't know Sutton well
enough to know
what she's capable of doing or
what she's even talking about.
- All right, here we go.
- But don't go inside if you're
gonna do something crazy.
It's not the right time
to flip out!
- It's not the right time to
(BLEEP) with me on this!
[tense music]
♪ ♪
- Coming up...
- All right, you've had your
fun, let the mouse go.
- Honestly?
- Let the mouse go.
- Is there anything--
- You had your fun, let it go.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Wait, point to it, like,
do a cute thing.
- Oh, look it!
- You guys look amazing.
- I know!
- Oh, that's cute.
- Would Delilah and Amelia
have this clothing line
at 18 and 21 if Harry and I
were not their parents?
No.
We can open that door,
but those girls have to walk
through it and continue.
- You look so pretty.
- I love you.
- I love you.
- Hello.
I haven't stopped--
- I know, my gosh,
it's so hard to be fabulous,
isn't it?
- Congratulations,
you look beautiful.
- Congratulations.
- Thank you so much.
And you too, by the way.
- Thank you.
- When I see Amelia succeeding,
it's huge.
I guess it was
the right decision
for her to come back home.
- Look at it, this is yours.
You did this!
Look at this.
- I know.
- Aww.
- And I got the flowers,
all by myself.
- You got the flowers?
- I DM'ed couple people.
- Good job, Delilah,
they're beautiful.
- I know.
- Well, you can only hope
that my daughters
inherited my hustling gene.
- See if you respond
to the material.
- I'm game
pretty much to do anything.
You know, you know,
I wanna try to break the mold.
Look how great this looks!
- So cool.
- Okay, that's not my favorite
photo of myself,
so maybe let's not do that.
- I think they got
Harry's intelligence,
and I think they got my hustle.
- Oh, my God, your hair!
- What?
- That's 60 inches? 80 inches?
- I don't wanna know.
- Like, they got
the genetic lottery.
Ching-ching,
ching-ching.
- Thank you.
- You two are amazing.
- Yes.
- Yeah!
- Look at the rosé, so cute.
- I know.
I have to show Kyle.
Kyle!
- Yes?
- The Fat Jewish did that.
Is that not so great?
- Oh, my God.
- Hi, Lisa,
it's the Fat Jewish.
- Is it the Fat Jewish?
- I gotta take a picture.
- This is the collaboration
I was talking about.
- Oh, I get it now.
- What?
- I'm getting it.
The rosé thing.
I'm slow on the pickup.
- Lisa and I have
a mutual friend, Joey,
so I thought he was gonna
be there tonight.
He does her hair and makeup,
and we went into
business together.
- I'm so pissed off right now.
- What's the matter, baby?
- We invested in the glam app,
millions of dollars.
- Who's the person
in charge there?
- Joey Maalouf.
It's very tense.
My business with Joey survived,
but we had a falling out,
and I am lifted
by the Holy Spirit,
'cause Joey is not here,
praise Jesus.
[upbeat music]
This is so pretty.
- It's pretty, isn't it?
- It's so pretty.
- And they did it
all themselves.
I didn't have anything
to do with this.
- It looks really good.
- I love it.
I love the fact
that they--yeah.
[indistinct conversation]
- Delilah said
she got all the flowers.
[indistinct conversation]
I'm like, really?
She said, "I just DM'ed them."
[music fades out]
- Anyway, I'm sorry
I left so, um, hmm.
I wasn't--I wasn't enjoying
myself at that at that moment
that night--
- Well, I could tell.
- I thought it was best at that
moment that I left, you know?
- You know you have to do
what's best for you
in that moment.
- Yeah.
- I love Kyle's half-assed
apology because she doesn't
give a sh--
what I have to ----ing say.
She only cares about
getting her point across,
and I find that
really ----ing selfish.
- You know it is, Lois.
- Oh, yes.
- You get emotional.
- Yes, yes, yes.
- Yeah, it was
one of those nights, so...
- Okay, you guys,
we're gonna leave these kids
to have some fun.
Okay, we're gonna go.
- I need a ----ing drink.
- Okay, go, go.
We're gonna go, guys.
- Tom says the same thing.
- We're gonna go to dinner now.
[lively music]
♪ ♪
- Thank you.
- Oh, my goodness.
This is--this is really pretty.
- I know, I love that.
- Isn't that nice?
- Thank you, honey.
- We all need a cocktail.
- I'll have a skinny margarita
on the rocks, no salt.
- I'm gonna do a Belvedere
with club soda.
- I'll have a tequila shot
to take the edge off
whatever edge it is here.
- Yeah.
both: Is there an edge?
- [laughs]
- Why are you looking at me?
I--Okay, go ahead.
- Well, no,
because you know what?
I'm uncomfortable
when someone says,
"I'm gonna freak
the (BLEEP) out."
- Yeah.
I'm going to flip out.
- About what?
I don't know what
that actually means.
- Yeah.
- 'Cause what does it mean when
you're gonna freak
the (BLEEP) out?
- It just means that I'm gonna
cry and want to go home.
I didn't know if we were going
to see our mutual friend.
This guy, Joey Maalouf,
he does Lisa's makeup.
And we just kind of, um--
separate ways a little bit.
But it all worked out.
- She's talking about
Joey Maalouf.
- Oh.
- I was gonna--that's why
I was gonna freak out.
- Why didn't you say something
to me, I mean--
- Because I didn't even think
about it until you said there's
a "collaboration" or something,
and then I started panicking.
- I know that they
did a collaboration
with somebody that we all know.
- Ooh.
- I don't know what's
gone on between you two.
- Right.
- Joey's my friend,
who I work with.
- Right.
- And that is--
that is separate.
- This is business stuff,
and I don't--
- I don't know,
and I keep it that way.
- It felt like a little bit
of an inappropriate time.
- It was not
an inappropriate time,
what the (BLEEP) are
you talking about?
- It's her event--
her daughter's event.
- I said it very quietly.
- She said, "I'm gonna
freak the (BLEEP) out."
- I didn't say it like that.
What is wrong with you?
I'm gonna flip out!
- That's an intense statement.
- Well, I'm glad you didn't do
that in front of me,
'cause I would've kicked you
the (BLEEP) out.
- No, I wouldn't have said
anything like that.
- I would've kicked you out...
- Excuse me.
- Well, I mean that--
and I think that this is...
- I think this is really
blowing out of proportion.
- I do too.
In seven years, I've never
seen this side of Lisa
that is so aggressive to me.
She's the one that put me
in this lion's den,
so shouldn't she kinda throw
me a sword or something?
- Here's somebody I don't
know that well that says,
"I got a really bad feeling."
- What I mean by that is I--
- Hold on.
- That's not nice.
It's not nice.
- I'm just saying exactly
what you're saying.
- You're not being nice.
- Sutton.
- You're not--
- Listen to me.
- No.
- Let me explain myself, then.
To me, when somebody--
- No, I'm not gonna ----ing
play this game with you,
I swear to God.
Shut up.
- Shame on Sutton.
I don't care
if she's my friend.
She crossed a line that I don't
think should be crossed.
You don't (BLEEP) with my kids.
- Shut up.
- Okay.
- I want you to zip it.
- Don't speak to me that way.
To me, when someone's
gonna freak the--
I don't know what that means.
Are they gonna lose their mind?
Are they--Are you gonna
start throwing drinks?
I started to panic, thinking--
- I would imagine you being,
like, are you gonna ruin
the girls' event?
- Yes, that's what
I'm gonna do, Lisa.
- I mean, I hope not.
- Would I ever do that?
- I would hope not.
- That's ridiculous.
- Nobody's gonna do that.
I cannot picture Sutton "losing
her mind" and throwing drinks.
- Don't you ever go after
my ----ing husband!
- Please, go, go, go.
- We'll leave that to Rinna.
It's okay,
pull yourself together.
- [sniffling]
I can't.
- Okay, guys, come on,
let's all--
- This is--
and stuff like that,
and I'm sorry that
I brought it up in Laguna.
I shouldn't have,
I was stupid.
- Why are you screaming at me
for something that you stuck
your foot in your mouth for?
- Why are you coming at me
right now?
- I'm not, but don't attack me
for something--
- I'm attacking you?
- I--
- Honestly, this is about
business, and of all people,
I think you should be able
to understand that.
Such a bullsh--.
I've heard rumors about
Dorit's business issues
that are public.
I would never bring that up.
Take care of your own house.
Don't come after mine.
All right, you've had your fun.
You've had your fun.
Let the mouse go, seriously.
- Really?
- Really.
- Honestly?
- Let the mouse go.
- Is there anything--
- You had your fun, let it go.
[tense music]
♪ ♪
- Coming up...
- 'Cause you talk at us
sometimes, not to us.
- I want you to talk,
but not be an asshole.
- I'm not ----ing doing this.
[upbeat music]
- All right,
you've had your fun.
Let the mouse go, seriously.
- Really?
- Really.
- Honestly?
- Let the mouse go.
- Is there anything--
- You had your fun, let it go.
[light tense music]
- Let's switch gears
or something, okay?
Because she said it was a
mistake, she didn't have any
bad intentions.
- I don't believe she has
bad intentions, but we
did have a conversation
the last time we were together.
- Okay, I was--I was trying to
make peace right now,
so I'm trying to--
- I understand,
and I want to as well.
I want to all be at peace.
And part of being at peace
is being honest.
And the last discussion we had,
you were very frustrated
because you felt that
there were people in this
group that weren't honest.
- Everybody here has a ----ing
opinion about everybody,
that they don't--
they're not honest about.
It had multiple meanings
when I said that.
- All I know is,
at the dinner I had,
looking at my kids' table, and
they were much more mature
than us,
there's a ----ing problem.
- Just give them time.
[laughter]
- They'll mature into this.
- Yeah, but looking at a table
with, you know,
high schoolers and--
- Oh, you know
who you invited over.
- I learned a lesson having us
a little too close.
- I've apologized, there's
nothing else I can say.
If you wanna pretend to be
the mother of the year,
you go right ahead.
- I don't wanna fight
with you anymore.
You know that I love you,
I wanna get past that
whole stupid thing.
- Well, you said,
"You're all a bunch of
fake-ass bitches."
- Well, sometimes you guys are.
- I just wanna know
what that means.
- I'm not going down that road.
So you guys can go
all you want.
- Well, I wanna know
who's a fake-ass bitch.
- Well, I think everybody
has that potential.
I already said.
I already said it.
- Uh, no.
- You guys can keep chasing,
but I'm--
- I'm so--No.
Just listen for a second.
- Okay.
- What moment--
Don't be sarcastic, please.
What moment are you
talking about--
- I'm not sarcastic.
- Ye--Okay.
I'm just asking you a question.
- About?
- You're the one that said
that we were fake-ass bitches.
Don't you think we need
to at least address it?
- Well, okay, I--want me
to give you an example?
- Yeah.
- And I'm not singling you out.
- I don't care if you
single me out.
- I'm saying I felt like,
you know, that everyone was
defending about the makeup,
which, to me,
is really weird to have glam
before you go to workout.
Don't come in your fake workout
clothes, but you're not coming
for the ----ing workout!
- But why are you judging her?
- It's not ----ing genuine.
- So she looks like
a ----ing model, who cares?
[tense music]
- And even you, Denise, who
were, like, down-to-earth
and no makeup last year,
and you're, like,
all of a sudden getting glam,
like, "Well, what do you care?"
So all of a sudden, I was,
like, "Are you kidding me?"
- I showed up in jeans
and a T-shirt.
- Yeah, with full glam.
- When I'm with you girls--
With her?
- And having, like, a diamond
ice sculpture at your house.
So I was, like, everybody's
so full of sh--.
- So what?
It's big.
- It goes down.
- I think it'll look pretty.
Don't you think this is a nice
touch with our pizza party?
- I love this idea, yeah.
- You always have
to have a little sparkle,
even if it's casual.
Who gives a sh-- if I have
a goddamn ice sculpture?
Who cares?
- It just seems like
that's not how you were before.
- Have you seen--
Are you joking?
How many parties have you gone
to at my house where I've had
every vendor you can think of.
My kid wanted a goddamn camel.
- I rode a camel at your house.
- Yeah.
- Are you kidding me?
I'm on a camel!
- Oh, my God,
it's, like,
four times your size.
- Why am I fake
because of that?
- I'm explaining how I felt
in the moment.
- Kyle, your dear friend,
sister, confidante,
came first year, no glam.
- I grew up riding horses, and
was a professional equestrian,
so I'm the world's
most awkward dresser.
- Second year, glam every day.
- Hi, hon.
- How are you?
- You look beautiful.
- Thank you.
- What a difference
a year makes.
- [laughs]
- What are you trying to say
about last year?
- I don't know.
- Never heard a peep
out of your mouth.
This is yet another
example of Kyle having
a double standard
when it comes to Teddi...
- You guys are missing
the point.
- And everyone else.
- I've been an actress in this
business for a long time.
I've done glam for my job.
Half the time you guys see me
when I meet you, I'm coming
from the ----ing set.
I'm ----ing Denise Richards,
Kyle.
I don't think these bitches
know I've been on, like,
every ----ing magazine cover
you can possibly imagine
that they would wanna be on.
- Everyone's defending that
it's normal to get glam
before a workout--
- No one said it's normal.
- And you said--
- I said--
- I wanted to--
- Do you--why--
Do you realize
you don't let some people talk?
- No, you talk now.
- No, thank you.
- I'm sorry to interrupt.
- Please, because you talk
at us sometimes, not to us,
and you don't listen.
- Hold on, you guys asked
a million questions,
I finally said,
"Let me give you clarity,"
and now I gave it.
- Stop, no.
You need to be quiet, stop.
- No, I don't need to be quiet.
- Then I'm not gonna
finish talking.
Do you ever let people talk?
- Okay, good.
[scoffs]
I want you to talk,
but not be an asshole.
- Good.
[tense music]
- I'm not ----ing doing this.
- Denise.
Wow.
♪ ♪
Where's Miss Laid-Back?
- [sighs]
- I think maybe I should
take Lois home.
- Why?
[laughter]
- Lois is having a good time!
- Lois, you have any
sage advice?
- You'll think back about
all this, and you'll think,
"Oh, God, that was crazy."
- Yup.
- And then you wake up, and
you're 81, and you think--
- You're 91, actually.
- Oh, (BLEEP).
[laughter]
- Shut up, Rinna, she's trying
to drop a decade.
- By the way, I don't like
to be a fake-ass bitch,
so I gotta keep everybody
in track.
- Lois, don't be a fake-ass
bitch, Lois.
- I think I'll leave now.
[laughs]
- Next time,
on "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...
- Where are we now?
- Dating stages.
- Why are y'all in my business?
- Did you sleep together?
- Excuse me?
- Did you get busy?
- You know, I--
- How's your other friend
in the restaurant business?
- Who's that?
- Lisa.
- Oh, Lisa.
Do you know what she's like?
- Publicly.
- Oh, my God!
[all screaming]
- Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
- Really?
- That's never happened!
- This is the astrology guy.
He's pulled all of your charts.
- So, Denise.
If someone does break your
trust, you may be calculating
and conspiring on your own
on how to even the score.
- What does she have
planned for me?
- Kyle always brings
it back to her.
She wants to be the center
of ----ing attention.
- [laughs]
- That is the goddamn truth.
It's true.
We're grown ----ing ups.
I'm sorry.
- Yes, Denise.
- To learn more about
the housewives,