The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 10, Episode 3 - First Impressions, True Confessions - full transcript
Kyle wraps shooting on her latest film and plans a Welcome Home party for all the ladies, including her newest friend Garcelle. Erika's singing lesson brings up a painful childhood memory. ...
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Housewives of Beverly Hills."
- [shouts]
[laughter]
- No! My God!
- Thank you.
The cat is out of the bag.
Now I just want to scream,
"I'm gonna be on Broadway!"
- I feel worse
than I thought I would.
I had four hernias, not one.
I love this thing.
- NASA's actually putting
in their technology for suits.
I can't really say that, but...
- That's amazing.
- Now we move to retreat.
I was gonna invite some
of my girlfriends to come.
- Truthfully,
I really don't care
if y'all come
or don't come.
- Really? Really?
- Uh, holy sh--.
- Wait a minute, I'm coming.
And if you don't give a
sh--, then why am I coming?
[upbeat music]
- Around here,
there's more than just dresses
in everyone's closet.
- The secret to life?
Dance like everyone
is watching.
- I won't settle
for anything less
than everything.
- Life is an audition,
and honey,
I am getting that part.
- You never know
what to expect
when I'm expecting.
- Break a leg?
Not in these heels, honey.
- My life may not
be a fairy tale,
but I'll always get
a happy ending.
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Bubba?
- Hi.
- You do realize that
once I finish your office,
you're not gonna be able
to use the excuse
that you're actually working
in the pool?
- My love, I'm making
some extremely important
decisions from my hot tub.
- Oh, my goodness.
You've got the life, baby.
- Come join me.
- One of us needs
to be working.
♪ ♪
- Are you ----ing kidding me?
How the hell
did this get here?
♪ ♪
- [sighs]
♪ ♪
- Let's make sure the house
looks beautiful for her.
Let's do a quick double-check.
The balloons look perfect.
- Oh, wait. Car.
- Let's go.
Yay.
- Look at how pretty that is.
- Mama!
- Hey!
- Welcome home.
- Hi!
- Excuse me.
- Hi.
Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi.
Give me a kiss.
- Don't be stealing her
from me.
- It took me a while
to settle into this house.
Look at these balloons.
These are amazing.
It took a while
to feel comfortable.
- Kyle, we saw you move
into the new house.
What we didn't see was
that soon after you moved in,
there was a massive break-in
at your house.
- It really rocked my world,
you know?
Having things taken from me.
- Do you think you'll stay
in the new house?
- I don't know.
Being away for so long filming
has really given me
a much bigger appreciation
for my home.
- Hi, Mom.
- Hi angel, hi!
I missed you!
- Welcome home.
- Seeing my family here,
my dogs waiting for me,
I mean, Dorothy said it best:
there's no place like home.
We have 16 people
for dinner tomorrow night.
- Awesome.
- I don't like
to waste any time.
Who needs sleep?
- I know.
Welcome back.
- What's the dinner
for tomorrow?
- Just because
I haven't seen anybody
and I was like,
all my friends,
and I've been--you know,
Erika's like,
"When are you coming back?"
- Tell me about the guest list.
- The guest list.
Wait, I have to stop
everything for one minute
'cause I need a kiss
right on the lips.
[smooching]
All of them sleep
in my bed tonight.
[chuckles]
♪ ♪
[doorbell chimes]
- Hi. Oh, wow.
- Erika Jayne, look at you.
- Hi, sweetie.
How are you?
- Come here.
Come on in.
- Hi, pretty Belle.
- You okay with Belle?
- Absolutely.
Hi, gorgeous girl.
- So have you been practicing
every day?
- A little bit.
- Okay, we want a lot of bit.
We want it every day.
- We're making it happen,
we're making it happen.
- [laughs]
All right, so let's begin.
Tilt your head forward.
Do a fast face shake.
Go, [trills lips]
- [trills lips]
- Good.
Now shake your arms
and your legs.
- [trills lips]
- Good, now do a lion's pose.
Tongue all the way out.
Mouth all the way open.
Head forward.
Keep breathing normally.
Push your hands forward.
Keep breathing.
- I know.
I look ridiculous,
but it's working.
["Roxie" begins]
♪ The name
on everybody's lips ♪
♪ Is gonna be Roxie ♪
♪ From some just some
dumb mechanic's wife ♪
♪ I'm gonna be Roxie ♪
- Wanna do that one again.
Listen to it.
♪ May, may ♪
That one.
- ♪ May, may ♪
- That's it.
- ♪ May, may ♪
On Broadway,
it's you and the orchestra.
There's no sound man,
there's no one that's gonna be
able to turn up certain parts.
It takes a lot of rehearsal
to make things look easy.
♪ And who in case
she doesn't hang ♪
♪ Can say she started
with a bang ♪
♪ Roxie Hart ♪
♪ ♪
- Yeah.
How did that feel?
- Better.
- Good.
- I mean, every time we do it,
it's better.
- If you can really
get into your own psyche
and what you went through,
can you think back
to the first time you ever sang
where you felt like,
"Oh, people really like that."
And it felt really good?
- Not only can I think of the
first time that it felt good,
I can think
of the first time it felt bad.
- Oh.
- [laughs]
I was in the sixth grade,
I was rehearsing
and I had to hit a high note.
I kind of switched it
into this high head voice,
and I heard my mother
laugh at me.
I mean, it kind of just took
the wind out of my confidence,
and my mother's critical voice
is in the back of my psyche
and it never left.
- I want to focus
on the first time it felt good,
where you went,
"Ah, people recognize
that this was good."
- I was probably five or six
and, like, I was entertaining.
My mother was critical,
my mother was tough,
my mother was competitive,
but my mother always
told me the truth
and definitely in the back of
my head I can hear that laugh
and I can feel
being that 11-year-old kid
being laughed at.
- Start feeling it now
and visualizing it.
Like, you at the theater
out on that stage
having the time of your life.
- Did it (BLEEP) with me
for a long time?
Yeah.
Sure did.
- Let's do this one more time.
["Roxie" begins]
♪ ♪
- ♪ The name
on everybody's lips ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Hello.
- Hello.
- I'm so tired. I think
of you pregnant and I go--
- Oh, you're like,
"Oh, I'm just more tired."
- I've never eaten
here before.
- Sutton will like this place.
- Yeah.
And she's
from the South, right?
- You're both
from the South, right?
- Yeah. When I say home,
I'm talking about Hilton Head.
- Where you grow up,
that's, like home-home,
like, your home.
Like, the girls--
this'll always be their home.
- Speaking of, what's going
on with--
- Amelia?
- Yeah.
- She's here. She's back.
- She's here? Okay, so--
- Listen, I said if this is
a choice you're gonna make,
you're gonna have to do it
all yourself.
It's a tough time.
Nobody realizes
how difficult that is--hi.
- How are you doing, ladies?
- Good.
- Can I get you something
to drink while we're waiting?
- You know, I would love
an iced tea,
- Iced tea?
Unsweetened?
- With lemon.
Sweetened.
- How about for you?
- Iced tea.
- Sweet or unsweet?
- Unsweet.
- Unsweet, you got it.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- It'd be one thing if, like,
you had to bail her out.
- If I felt like she
was taking the easy way out
and if Harry thought that too,
we would be like, "Hold on."
- It's so hard
having these conversations
with other parents
because yes,
I disagree with Lisa Rinna
because I know that when
I wanted to leave Los Angeles,
my parents told me
I had to stay
and it was such a good thing.
- Pardon me. Sweet with lemon.
- Thank you.
- That being said,
you don't want to tell somebody
how to parent their child.
- Oh, my God, I could
be Southern just for the tea.
- We used to--yeah, we used
to love sweet tea.
- Wow, that's good.
- I am so sorry,
I am so sorry.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Sutton, those gift bags--
I could not even handle it.
- Oh, was it good?
- It was so nice.
- The book was so cute.
- Sutton goes up, like, five
notches in your friend book
because of this gift bag.
Look at this clutch.
It is really fabulous.
This is--I'm gonna say
this could be
even a thousand dollars.
Maybe five to a thousand?
I'm gonna say a thousand.
- Would you like something
to drink here?
- Yeah, sure. Can I get
a Ketel One on the rocks?
- On the rocks?
- And then
do you have lemonade?
- We do have lemonade.
- Can I get a lemonade
on the side?
- Yes, you can. You got it.
- Okay.
- So cute.
- Thank you, thank you.
- Did you all have fun?
- What a great party.
- Whoo.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, it's been a lot.
- Quite a few weeks.
- But it feels better
to have a group of women
where everybody has, like,
businesses
and they're doing their own
thing--oh, gosh, all right.
Thank you.
- Do you know about
her business?
- No, I don't know anything
about this.
- Why don't you tell her about
your very successful business?
- When I met these ladies,
I had about 40 clients
and now there's
over 10,000 lives changed,
so it's, like, it's a big deal.
It happened really quick, yeah.
And this is our first retreat
where we've opened it up
to the public.
- So what time do we have to
be there on Friday next week?
- Oh, my God, you guys.
[laughs]
Any time that you want.
- Oh.
[dramatic music]
You're like,
"Y'all don't have to come.
I don't really care
if you come."
- 'Cause I--
- And I was like,
"Wait a minute, I'm coming.
And I hope you give a sh--."
♪ ♪
- Coming up...
- Can you imagine coming
to this dinner party sober?
- [laughs]
- [exhales deeply]
- Should I take this bottle in?
She's got booze.
- Let's hope so.
- You're like,
- You're like,
"Y'all don't have to come.
I don't really care
if you come."
- 'Cause I--
- I was like,
"Wait a minute, I'm coming.
And I hope you give a sh--."
- What if you're the only one?
- Oh, God.
I mean, like, seriously.
If I'm gonna come,
you better want me there
or I'm gonna be angry.
- It's not that
I don't care that you--
it's that to me, it's not
the end of the world.
- But I wouldn't
say this to you:
"I don't care
if you come or not."
Teddi's invite
doesn't sound like
she cares, honestly, if she's
even friends with the ladies.
There's just a better way
to do it.
I don't know if that's
the right approach
with girlfriends.
You know, it is kind of fun
to rile Teddi up.
[chuckles]
Doesn't take a whole lot.
I'll write a note card for you.
- A note card?
- Saying,
"I'd love for you to come,
but if you can't be there,
I understand."
- Well, you're
much more proper than me.
I'm a direct person.
If I'm upset,
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it
with, like,
a little frilly note.
- Cool.
- It's easy as that.
- I'm teasing you,
but you should be happy
that your friends are coming.
- I think Sutton and I
may need different things
from friendships.
I want to be direct,
honest with me.
- Who is coming?
Is it just me?
- No, I think
everybody's coming.
- Yeah.
She apparently wants somebody
who can cater,
kiss up to, and beg.
It's not gonna happen with me.
- No, I'm excited for you.
That's cool
to do a whole thing.
- Okay.
[chuckles]
- And that's a big deal.
- Thank you.
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Okay, let's get
this table set.
You like this little one?
- I think these look
a little too pedestrian.
- Pedestrian?
Who wants a pedestrian votive?
Not me.
I'm not gonna be caught dead
with a pedestrian votive.
- They're very pedestrian.
- [chuckles] Okay, those
are going back in the box.
♪ ♪
- Leather mommy.
Leather edgy mommy.
So cute.
Look at it.
- Gorg.
- So fun.
- I love how everything
ties together.
- Kyle invited PK as well,
and--
- Is he coming?
- No, because George has got
that event
that he's doing tonight.
I'm gonna miss him.
♪ ♪
- Are you vegan?
- No.
I kind of went down
that vegan road.
My body started to break down.
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
- Oh, that's scary.
- Yeah, I got frozen shoulder
and I thought,
"All right, I'm
gonna start eating meat."
I've never had a problem since.
- [chuckles]
- That's weird.
- Hi, honey.
- What are you doing here?
What are you doing tonight?
- I told you I'm having
a dinner party.
Don't--are you telling me
you forgot?
- What do you mean,
you're having a dinner party?
- [indistinct]
- [chuckles]
I was just joking.
I know that.
- Honey,
have you been partaking?
- Maybe, maybe not.
It's all about changing
your mindset.
- What are you doing
before my dinner party?
- [chuckles]
♪ ♪
- Thank you, Matty.
Not as agile as I once was.
[chuckles]
- Man, I haven't been here
in a minute.
- I know, well,
she's been in New York.
- Yeah.
[knocks]
- Okay, hold on.
I'm doing a little
something-or-other.
- So normally,
we walk right in.
Normally, we walk in.
- Sweet.
- Hi, guys!
- Come on in.
We're just walking right in.
- Look at you!
Beautiful.
- Oh, my God.
Let me see.
Oh, my gosh.
How exciting.
- I know, I know.
- Hello.
- Hi.
- Welcome back.
- How are you?
You are--look at you!
- Everybody looks so gorgeous.
- I'm gonna show you
my dining table.
- Wow, it looks beautiful.
- How's your house
coming along?
- It's coming along.
- When are you
having us all over?
- Well, I just kind of wanted
till I have
a little more furniture.
- She's like,
"I want it perfect, please."
- I know, shocker.
- Are you guys pretty close
to each other now?
- Two minutes away.
- That's pretty cool.
- I pulled up and I was like,
"Who on earth
could be here before me?
- She's around the corner.
- That's so cool.
- Thank you.
♪ ♪
Hi, guys!
- Hey.
- Hi.
- What did she do,
move into Kyle's house
while she was away?
- That looks delicious.
- Ooh, what's this?
- Here we go, drink up.
- Cheers.
- Can you imagine coming
to this dinner party sober?
- [laughs]
- [exhales deeply]
- Should I take this bottle in?
She's got booze.
- Let's hope so.
- You know, I have
these noisy pants on.
[pants swishing]
- I love those pants.
both: But they're noisy.
- Lookit there.
- So hot.
- How ----ing cool is that?
- How come I didn't get
that one?
- You can borrow it.
Hello!
- Hi.
- Hello.
- Whoo!
- Oh, look at this.
- Oh my God, I just ordered
that suit, you bi-atch.
- Rachel Zoe sent it to me.
- Oh, bitch!
- I'm glad you didn't
wear it tonight,
but you can go ahead,
'cause now I've worn it.
- And now that I know it
looks like a zebra, I'm good.
- Is this yours?
- Oh, yeah. Is this someone's?
- This is mine from Sutton.
- Oh!
- Show Erika.
- Erika.
- She's obsessed.
- I know.
- Sutton!
- So ----ing cute.
I mean, I got one,
but it ain't that.
- Look at that!
- Can I have a margarita,
please?
- How are you?
Tell us about filming
and what's going on.
- [chuckles]
- It's really exhausting.
- I know.
You're night shooting.
- So you just are able
to fall asleep?
- Not really.
- Oh, (BLEEP) me, this hurts.
My recovery is a little harder
than I thought.
- Thank you so much.
- See you guys soon.
- Thank you, we'll see you
in a little bit.
This has been a lesson for me.
I'll never forget
when I was a kid,
I literally sliced the whole
side of my leg, bleeding,
and my mom had her cigarette
in her mouth and a hose
and she just hosed my leg off
saying I'll be fine.
[chuckling]
And I was, eventually.
- You okay?
- Slower.
- As I got older
she would always say,
"I think I raised you girls
to be too strong
and to suck it up"
and that's how I am.
- It's okay.
You got this.
- Don't walk so fast.
- Hello, hello.
- Hello!
- Hi.
- How are you feeling?
You're like--like,
are you in pain or anything?
- Yes.
- Denise, how are you feeling?
- Well, I've been better.
- How do you get a hernia?
- Well, I think--
- It's all that sex
you're having.
- No, it's not
from all the sex.
♪ ♪
- Thank you so much.
♪ ♪
I love these columns.
They look like my columns
in Georgia.
- Yeah?
- Yes.
- Sutton's here.
- Hi!
- Hello, Tiger Lily.
- Hi!
- How are you?
- Whoa!
Fireball.
- Hi, Michael.
How are you?
- Hi, how are you?
Good to see you.
- Good to see you.
- Aaron, nice to meet you.
- Does this say queen of love?
- For protection.
- Is this couture?
- No, this is just Dolce.
This is just ready-to-wear.
- Ready-to-wear?
It looks couture.
- It looks couture.
- It does, right?
- My friend Sutton
loves fashion.
It's, like, another tier.
- Well, I'm wearing Dolce
and Gabbana, so we're gonna--
- You know what, your outfit
costs a lot more than mine, so.
- Probably.
- You put that.
- I'm just guessing.
- Everybody's gonna
make fun of me
for my ready-to-wear situation,
but can't help it.
- Why is it bad
to wear ready-to-wear?
- What's ready-to-wear?
- That dress, Sutton's groove,
Erika's groove.
Yeah, not the same thing.
Ready-to-wear is what we wear.
We all wear ready-to-wear,
right?
- We all wear ready-to-wear.
We do have some couture pieces.
It doesn't matter.
- Justin, hi!
Justin!
- [indistinct]
- Hi, girls.
- Hi. How are you?
- How are you?
- Hello, beautiful.
- You're so sweet.
- She gave me a birthday wish.
She's the sweetest.
She's the best girlfriend
in the world.
♪ ♪
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Hello!
- A little too much?
- Whoa, wait a minute.
- Whoo!
- Never too much.
Never, ever, ever, ever, ever.
- I walked out of my bedroom,
my son goes,
"Okay, Cinderella."
[laughter]
- Look at this, girl!
[cheering]
- Yes, girl!
- Garcelle knows how to
make an entrance, honey.
- Oh, my God.
You look like--look at this.
It's gorgeous.
- Hi, gorgeous.
- What is that coming our way?
These are amazing.
What is it?
And do I just eat it?
Thank you so much.
- You live up here for a minute
and you will want
to drink tequila.
- You running the house
while she's away making movies?
- I ran the house.
- How did you do?
- I did a great job.
How many days
do you think we were late?
I think only two, right?
To school?
- For sure more.
We at least were late
twice a week.
- [chuckles]
- Did you do okay?
- Oh, I loved it.
- Portia's still alive.
- Anybody ready for dinner?
- Oh, my gosh, yes.
- Yes!
- Dinnertime!
- I did not do
assigned seating.
- What?
- Why would you not do that?
- Girl.
- I'm disgusting.
- This makes me--
this gives me anxiety.
Do you know if there
are place cards?
- Come sit over here.
- Thank you, thank you,
I'm looking for a place cards.
- No, we don't have any.
I just don't want to it
to be "Mean Girls"
and I'm the one that
nobody wants to sit with.
- [laughs]
- There's no "Mean Girls."
- Uh-huh.
♪ ♪
- Coming up...
- Okay, I'm gonna be
very honest.
I thought that Teddi--maybe you
were gonna be a little boring.
- [laughs]
Okay.
♪ ♪
- I just don't want it
- I just don't want it
to "Mean Girls"
and I'm the one nobody wants
to sit with.
- [laughs]
- There's no "Mean Girls."
- Uh-huh.
No.
- What?
- Nothing.
- Huh?
- Nothing.
- We're talking about seating.
- Oh.
About seating.
- Sutton, let's be
really honest.
The reason you wish
there were name cards
is because you wish
you could look
and find your name
not next to mine.
- How was last night?
Did you have fun?
- Uh, I went
with Sutton and Rinna.
- Was it fun?
- You know, it was fine.
It was cool, but then there
was an awkward moment.
- I could've guessed that,
'cause a second ago.
- I had dinner
with Teddi and Lisa last night.
- But you didn't
think Teddi liked you.
- I know.
- Just now,
did you not catch that?
- I didn't hear what she said.
- I think she thinks
you don't like her.
- Why?
- I don't know.
[indistinct chatter]
Let's sit down.
Soup is ready.
Okay.
Everybody, let's sit down.
- Let's eat!
- All right, we're sitting.
And apparently it's not seated,
so you might want to run.
- Oh, that's fine.
- I don't know where to sit.
- You just sit
wherever you want.
- [chuckles]
Yeah, I'm plopping down.
- Plop?
But could you plop closer
to me?
- Oh, this is nice.
- I need two chairs
for my skirt.
- Ah!
- Kyle, this is exactly what
I thought was gonna happen.
Where should I sit?
I don't know what to do.
I'm feeling very uncomfortable.
- Oh!
- Oh, sh--.
I don't want that.
Okay, okay.
Edwin, slide over here, then.
- Sorry, you got moved.
- Sutton?
[indistinct chatter]
- Sutton runs in some
very, very high circles.
She sits on the board of
American Ballet Theatre
and MOCA and
she goes to the Met Ball.
- I knew that was gonna
happen to me.
- She knows about
social graces,
so place cards and
seating arrangements
are serious business to Sutton.
- That's why
you just plop down.
- No.
- Don't wait for invitations.
You go for it.
- I am a polite person.
- Everybody, everybody,
this is Connie who put
together this beautiful meal.
- Yay, Connie!
[applause]
- This is a wild porcini
cappuccino.
- Oh!
- With a little truffle foam.
[oohs and ahhs]
- Thank you.
- [posh British accent]
How fancy.
- [post British accent]
Delicious.
[normally]
Cheers, everybody.
- Cheers.
- Wow, decadent.
- That's delicious.
- Amazing.
- I think I speak on behalf of
everyone at this table:
Welcome home.
[cheers and applause]
We have missed you.
- We have missed you.
[glass rings]
- Okay, I'll make
a little speech.
My daughter said to me,
"What is this dinner for?"
And I said,
"It's a 'welcome home' to me!"
[laughter]
Um, but honestly,
I want to thank my husband
for doing a stellar job
of holding down the fort
while I was gone.
[cheers and applause]
- So is he--is he, uh,
getting some tonight?
[music slows down]
- I mean, that's always--
[laughter]
That's always
readily available.
[laughter]
- That is not
dinner table conversation.
- Well, what kind
of conversation is it?
♪ ♪
- Should we play a game?
Should we go around the table
and, like,
ask a question or something?
- Should we play a game?
- Oh, gosh.
- First impression.
And now what do you think?
- And then--and then now
what do you think?
- Yes. First impression,
now what do you think?
- Yes, yes, let's do it!
Let's do it, let's do it,
let's do it.
First impression and now--
- We're gonna go this way.
- Do I say this
about my husband?
- No, we're skipping the guys.
Yeah. We're skipping the guys.
Goes to Sutton.
- I'll start.
I guess with Garcelle,
I didn't know
how fabulous you were.
- Oh!
- And you're really funny.
You're just happy and
I like happy, fun people.
As you can see, the people
that I surround myself with.
So, um, you're, like, way
more fabulous than I realized.
- Wow.
Well, thank you, Kyle.
- Yeah.
- I'll take it.
Rinna--
- Be honest.
- My first impression
of you was,
"Who the hell is that bitch?"
[laughter]
'Cause you walked into
Decades and you owned
the moment you put your foot
through that door.
- Did I, really?
- Yes!
- Ooh, there you go.
- Yes.
- This is the perfect
Beverly Hills game.
We all say nice things
about each other
and we do it
with a nice, big smile.
Perfect.
Thank you?
- What you see is what you get.
- Thank you.
Miss Erika, my first impression
was "Oh, my God,
"I'm scared of this woman
because she's
so ----ing fabulous."
- What the hell?
"My first impression of you
is that you were really pretty.
[gasps]
"And you know what?
I know now you are so pretty."
- My friend, Dorit,
when I first met you
I could not understand
anything that you said.
I was so confused.
- Americans need
to kind of, like--
- You're an American,
what are you talking about?
You're born in Connecticut.
♪ ♪
And I have come to know you as
one of the sweetest, kindest,
and people don't know how much
----ing fun you really are.
- Thank you.
- And that's really true.
- I'm gonna drink my wine.
♪ ♪
- Miss Denise.
You are one the easiest people
I've ever connected with.
Kind, genuine, down-to-earth.
Thank you.
- You guys are all so sweet.
[laughter]
These are not
the same girls I know.
[laughs]
- I do not have an issue
with you!
I never had an issue with you!
- Yes, you have
had an issue with me.
- If I can smell your breath,
you're too close.
Take a step back.
- Wow.
- And never go after
my ----ing husband.
- I had nothing to do with it.
- Oh, my God.
Kyle--
- I'm done!
- Are you leaving?
What happened, love?
- Everybody's so busy
kissing ass and bullsh--ing.
No one's being honest.
- What dinner table are we at?
- [laughs]
- Sutton, I was actually
very intimidated by you
because you're very much
into fashion.
I--my first thought was
"Okay, well,
"she's definitely
not gonna like me
with my jeans and my tank top
and flip-flops."
But you're so down-to-earth
and it's nice to, you know,
really get to know you
and I'm so thrilled
that you're here.
- I'm so not nice.
- [chuckles]
- Okay, I'm gonna be
very honest.
I thought that, Teddi,
maybe you were gonna
be a little boring.
- [chuckles]
Okay.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- Coming up...
- I said that I was happy
I didn't have to come.
- No, come on.
She's about to cry.
- No, I'm not.
- No!
No, I'm just pregnant,
you guys.
Just cut me some slack.
- Okay, I'm gonna be
- Okay, I'm gonna be
very honest.
I thought that Teddi, maybe you
were gonna be a little boring.
- [chuckles]
Okay.
[quirky music]
- I'm sorry, are we supposed
to be honest or not?
- Oh, of course.
- Oh, go right ahead.
Women like Sutton are few and
far between in Beverly Hills,
but there's a whole world
of women like Sutton out there
and you know what?
God bless them.
- That was my first impression,
like,
"Oh, and then pregnant.
God help us."
♪ ♪
But you're way more
interesting than I thought.
I didn't know the depth
of who you were.
♪ ♪
- I'm--I'm confused.
Am I offending you?
Because you kind of come at me
and I'm like what's happening
here?
- No, I'm not coming at you.
- Like last night?
- I wouldn't say this to you,
"I don't care if you come
or not."
If I'm gonna come early
and put on boxing gloves,
you better want me there.
Or I'm going to be
severely offended.
- No--well, then you
shouldn't come, truthfully.
You said I offended you when I
said I didn't care if you came.
- Well, I thought
it was a strange thing
to say to the group, I did.
- Honestly, I'm gonna make it
really easy for you.
Don't come.
- Well okay, maybe I won't.
- Well, I said that I was happy
I didn't have to come.
- And I said I didn't want
to come.
- I was honest about it.
- No, come on.
She's about to cry.
- No, I'm not.
- No.
- No, I'm not. No,
I'm just pregnant, you guys.
Just cut me some slack.
- Teddi, honey.
- I'm sorry.
- No, I'm fine, you guys.
- No, you're not fine.
- No, I know.
Please.
If nobody wants to come,
don't come.
I've got my people here.
- I want to come.
I want to see
what you're doing.
- I'm coming, Erika's coming.
- I know.
- Teddi, I'm sorry I grilled
you and was sassy in the car.
- Like, enough.
In my dream scenario,
people would come
and leave before the dinner.
- What if someone comes
and causes sh--?
- Supporting means you come
and you're well-behaved.
[chuckles]
- Not really.
- Just let it go, let it go,
let it go, let it go.
- Sometimes just let me
have a break, guys.
Like everyone thinks
that I'm so uptight.
I'm trying to be chill,
but then you just keep
going, going, going.
- Only a person who
is incapable of being chill
can actually mouth the words,
"I'm trying to be chill."
- Nice game, pal.
- It was my idea.
[chuckles]
- I think we need to give
the pregnant friend a pass.
- Well look, I just opened my
store and I was the same way.
Obviously, this is a really big
deal and she feels pressure.
It's normal and then
add a hormonal pregnancy
on top of it,
it's a disaster.
- I'm so excited about
something and then everyone's--
- We're excited, too.
We're excited
to be there to support you.
- People are paying good money
to have a good experience
and that's not
a good experience.
I'm there for work.
I don't want distractions.
- I know. I know.
- I don't want this there.
- I understand.
- This is too important to me.
- Those who don't wanna come,
if Rinna doesn't want to come,
whoever, Dorit--
- That's fine.
I don't care.
- Right, you don't care.
So let it go.
- [sniffles]
- It's fine.
- As a pregnant woman,
all you hear is...
- Boring.
- She's gonna go to sleep
with that word all night long.
Boring, boring, boring, boring.
It's gonna be like a Pac-Man,
for sure.
- I'll go in there in a minute,
yeah.
I'm fine.
I don't need to, like--
[sniffles]
- It's okay.
- Is she okay?
- I'm sorry, I really
did not mean to...
- It's not your fault.
- To upset her so much.
- No, but she's also hormonal.
- Yeah.
- Are you okay, Teddi?
- Yeah.
- You all right?
- We can talk later,
but I really didn't mean
to upset you in any way,
and I truly apologize.
- No, it was just the
multiple nights in a row
that I was like, enough.
- I think it was
just two nights, but--
- Well, this
is the third night.
- But I didn't--
- [laughs]
- Let's not--
let's not go over it.
- You brought it up tonight.
- Let's not pick
how many nights, all right?
- She's about to cry again,
so move it along.
- Let's just keep it
moving along.
- You know what?
Everybody always
hates my games, it's true.
Sorry, Teddi.
Sutton is--what you see
is what you get.
She's never tried to pretend
to be somebody else.
Does Sutton have less
of a filter than I do?
Maybe.
- Denise, do you want
to pass me your salmon?
- Sorry, I didn't know
there was garlic on it.
- It's really good
and was no garlic.
She hasn't even touched it.
- I know, 'cause I have
an allergy.
- I'm like,
"I want more."
[chuckles]
[coughs]
- Hold on, okay.
Guys.
Hold up.
The guys are being left out.
I want to hear Denise--
- Yeah, let's get to--
- Aaron.
- What? I didn't do it.
What?
- Denise's husband--
what Aaron does is, um,
something that's like, more
I want to say cutting edge.
Even though people who know
who have been around for a
long time, like Yolanda Foster
went to--
- Yolanda Hadid.
- Yolanda Hadid, sorry.
Thank you.
Um, went to Aaron.
- And I know David, too.
- Very interesting and
what you do is really amazing
and can you tell us
a little bit about that?
- I want to know, Aaron.
- Everything you've been taught
about how disease process
and stuff works
is not true.
[quirky music]
♪ ♪
I have to be careful.
- We already have people
following us, be careful.
- Let me just, like--
- I know, but be careful
how you say all this.
- Coming up...
- I appreciate honesty.
- Me, too.
- Regardless of what you said,
if you're being honest,
you're cool because
that's your truth.
- Right.
- Everything you've been taught
- Everything you've been taught
about how disease process
and stuff works
is not true.
[quirky dramatic music]
♪ ♪
I have to be careful.
- Say what.
Explain.
- Age of 12,
I was living next
to the largest nuclear facility
in North America.
I watch everybody die
of cancer.
I couldn't understand why
we could split an atom
with sound
and cause a nuclear explosion.
If you look at an atom,
there's lots of space, right?
Electron, proton, neutron,
whatever.
So there's a lot of space.
- Space, space, lots of space.
- Empty space, right?
99.9% is space, but it's
oscillating at a frequency
that appears to be real
in our reality.
Does that make sense?
- Yeah.
- Traditional isn't
traditional, it's allopathic.
And allopathic,
it means alternative medicine.
Look it up.
It's all a measurement
of the electromagnetic
spectrum frequency.
I break down stuff
so you can all heal you.
I don't heal anybody,
by the way.
I remove blocks,
discord, information.
- My husband has been involved
with fusion energy
for 30 years,
and I know a lot about it.
And I am trying
to wrap my brain around
what Aaron is saying.
- I ruptured my
Achilles tendon.
I regrew it in two months,
no surgery.
How is that possible?
- No surgery,
is that what you're saying?
Without surgery.
- Zero.
- This party for me
started awkward
and then it got bizarre
and then it got more bizarre.
- There's cancer in every one
of you right now.
Cancer happens all the time.
- Cuckoo.
- Really?
- If we end up off
of Mulholland, you know why.
- I was about to say,
wait, should you be
talking about this?
'Cause I feel like big pharma--
- I don't even care.
- I do.
- Do you--do you feel safe?
- No.
- We already have people
following us.
- I have people following me
all the time.
- You do?
- Yeah.
- What kind of people?
- You have people
following you?
- Why do you have people
following you?
- Aaron has a job where people
get tremendous results
and sometimes
certain organizations
don't like
to see those results
because they make a lot
of money otherwise
and there's times
we're followed.
♪ ♪
There's that weird car again.
- I know.
♪ ♪
- Do you want to know
why cancer comes in?
- Why? Yes.
- Because it's protecting you
of infection.
Your immune system
could not respond to it
and you would've died
in 12 hours.
- Really?
- Wow.
- It's your best friend that
protected you from somebody
that was gonna shoot you
in the head with a bullet.
- Really?
- That's what cancer is.
I'll prove it all day long.
- That's fascinating,
Doctor Aaron.
Oh, wait.
You're not a doctor.
You don't even play one on TV.
- We can split an atom
with sound,
cause a nuclear explosion,
kill people,
you can't figure out
what's cancer?
- What about the common cold?
- You have no idea
what I really do.
- I have an idea.
- But not really.
- I don't.
- Come to my office.
- This is the moment
as a wife
when you do the tap-tap
on the knee.
[stomping]
- That was cool.
- We're gonna move on
from that.
- That was a good lesson
for me.
- Doesn't matter whatever
terminal disease it is...
- You can't talk about this
anymore.
- I don't give a sh--.
- I give a sh--.
We're not talking
about this anymore.
It's for our safety.
Stop.
- Oh yeah, you're protected,
completely.
- Oh, my God.
- She's protected.
- Why don't we guess
the sex of your baby.
- Yes!
[laughter]
- Is it a boy or a girl?
- Okay, who thinks it's a boy?
- I think it's a boy.
- Boy, boy.
- On the count of three,
we're gonna stab it.
Okay.
One, two, three.
[all cheering]
It's a girl.
It's a girl, buddy.
- How is it a girl?
Why is it a girl?
- Well, you were wrong.
[cheers and applause]
- Congratulations.
[cheers and applause]
- That's awesome.
- We love girls.
- We love girls.
- We love girls!
- Whoo!
- I'm so sorry.
- She's in a lot of pain.
- I'm gonna go.
- Oh, Denise.
- Thank you for having me.
- Good to see you, honey.
- Nice to see you guys.
- Get better.
- Feel better!
- We're all gonna have an
after-dinner drink at the bar.
- Let's go, let's go.
- Bye-bye, Kyle.
- Sutton, it's time
for the Fireball.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- [laughs]
Come on, Kyle.
- Come on, Kyle, let's go.
Let's go.
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- Jesus Christ.
♪ ♪
- Who wants a Fireball shot?
Fireball, Fireball, Fireball.
- Thank you, Kyle.
- They're so yummy.
- Are they?
- I don't shoot 'em,
I sip 'em.
- It's a new thing
that Sutton said.
- Dorit!
- Whoo!
- Here.
- Oh, Dorit's going
for another one!
Yes, honey, yes, honey,
yes, honey!
Whoo!
- Whoo.
It's actually a nice digestive.
- Bye, guys.
- Bye, Teddi!
- Bye.
- Bye, guys.
- Have a good one.
- Sorry you cried.
- It's okay.
- Bye!
- Bye, hon.
- I know.
- Love you.
- It's good to see you.
- Nice to see you.
- Really nice to see you.
- See you in six months again.
- I'll see you in nine months
when that baby's when weaned
off the breast.
- Thank you.
- Have a good night, guys.
- I'll see you soon.
- All right, bye.
- Okay, bye.
- It was really nice
seeing you.
- Good seeing you, too.
- Justin, now.
- Have a Fireball shot.
- I have a problem
that I have to solve now.
Oh yeah, she's pissed.
- Can I be honest?
I don't think she
has a right to be pissed.
- Well, me neither.
I got in trouble tonight.
- I didn't do it.
- She thinks Teddi's pissed.
I don't think she's pissed
and I don't think
she has a reason to be pissed.
So she said she thought you
were boring in the beginning.
Is that really the first time
you've ever heard that?
- I appreciate honesty.
- Me, too.
- Regardless of what you said,
if you're being honest, you're
cool because that's your truth.
- Right.
She was asked to be honest
and she was trying to do that.
- What I'm saying is I need
to fix that,
and I'm definitely not going
on Friday.
That is super clear to me.
- You're not going
to her thing?
- No.
- Are you going?
- Yeah.
- She said don't come.
No, I'm--I was going to.
'Cause she said very clearly,
don't come.
- But if you do feel like
you want to kind of try
to work through it,
then I think you go.
- I'm not gonna work through it
while I'm boxing.
I'm not doing that.
- I feel myself
gravitating towards Sutton
because I can sense that
she's a little intimidated
by this group of women.
I don't want her
to feel like that.
- You don't need
to feel uncomfortable.
Where your friendship goes
from there,
you can leave it to fate.
- Teddi is very easy
to get along with
and I think that if she
spent the time with Teddi
she would realize that.
- Guys, I'm gonna go.
So thank you so much.
- All right, I'm out.
- Bye.
Good to see you, honey.
- Bye, everybody.
- Good night.
I'll walk out.
- This was fun.
Thank you so much.
I really appreciate it.
It was sweet.
- Dorit,
you're one minute away.
Sit your ----ing ass down.
I'll drive you home.
I'm not driving you home
actually but I'll get you home.
- Not a good idea.
- Why?
- 17 Fireballs.
[laughter]
- Hold on, I have a drop left.
Hold on.
Wait, hold on.
Delicious.
Oh, bae, can you get me
a Fireball?
This ----er
drank my last drop.
- Coming up...
- At your house on Saturday,
she said, "Don't come."
And when somebody
says something like that,
it gets rude, and it--
- The thing is,
it probably came out that way.
- It came out very rude.
[upbeat music]
- [whistles]
Ooh.
♪ ♪
- Who ate some of this cheese?
[dramatic chime]
♪ ♪
- Oh, gosh.
That's not good.
[doorbell chimes]
♪ ♪
- Hello.
- Hello.
- How are you?
- I'm good.
I like your glasses.
So cute.
- Pretty house.
- Oh, thank you.
[squeals]
That's such a pretty cat.
- I know, it's, like, I hope
you're not allergic to cats.
- I am, but I love--
I have to.
I'm so allergic to them now
that I couldn't.
I'd have an asthma attack.
Look at--[shouts]
you kidding me?
- I have, like, brunchy
stuff if you're hungry.
- Oh, look at you.
I am taking a bite of this,
by the way.
- No, no, no, take.
I have tea, water,
Diet Coke, Coca-Cola.
- I'll have--I will have tea.
Oh, yeah.
I could use some caffeine.
I'm so tired, Sutton.
- Oh, my gosh.
I know you are.
- Did y'all stay out late?
- We stayed out kind of late.
- Why would you drink Fireball?
- Because it's delicious.
----ing delicious.
- Whoo!
- Yes!
[cheers and laughter]
♪ ♪
- That's what Fireball does
to you.
- Did you enjoy
the other night?
- To be honest,
I was really picked on.
- I was feeling bad.
- No, that's okay.
Do you want to have a seat?
- Because, you know, I
was thinking it was a good way
to get to know each other and
then it kind of went all awry.
- I really, to be honest,
was very confused
at Teddi's reaction
because I thought I was saying
positive and nice things.
I have nothing to apologize,
by the way.
♪ ♪
- She's on her phone.
- Oh, shocking.
- She's on her phone.
- Look how good you look.
Hello.
- How are you?
How are you feeling?
- I'm feeling,
you know, pregnant.
Feeling on-the-go.
I have the retreat starting,
so I've been, like--
- Today.
- Yeah, tonight's
the meet-and-greet.
- That's wonderful.
- Yeah.
- Well, we are coming
to see you.
I am, anyway.
- Well, thank you.
[laughs]
- I don't know about
everybody else.
- I know, I just--I'm so bummed
that it just turned out
the way--
- So let's talk about this.
- I know.
- How do you feel?
- For me, I--the boring stuff,
the, like, "You don't have much
to offer" stuff,
it's, like, whatever.
But when she said
the pregnancy thing,
like, "You're pregnant"
as if it was, like, a negative.
- Okay, I'm gonna be
very honest.
I thought that Teddi--maybe you
were gonna be a little boring.
- [chuckles]
Okay.
- And then pregnant.
God help us.
- It really struck a chord
with me.
- Of course.
Throwing it out there and then,
like, pulling back.
"Well, I really didn't
mean it that way."
Yeah, you did.
- At your house on Saturday
she said, "Don't come."
And when somebody
says something like that,
it gets rude.
- The thing is,
it probably came out that way.
- It came out very rude
and mean.
- I think she just thought
you didn't want to be there.
- Why would I agree to come
if I didn't want to?
This is, like, a new friend
that I want
to get to know better.
- Right.
- And to be honest,
I might need a little workout.
- You could ride down with me.
I'm only going for the night
and coming back
because I've gotta be
with my family.
I'm leaving back
to North Carolina so I can--
- Yeah, I get it.
- But show up and, you know,
you'll be the bigger person.
- I just don't know why
she doesn't like me so much.
- Well.
Oh, I don't know.
Let me think, Sutton.
- I don't think she likes me
for some reason.
- Even my mindset, like,
I'm there with all my clients
that I'm so proud to be with.
I'm gonna be speaking
about something I truly believe
and then to have somebody there
that I know has repeatedly
had little issues with me
just didn't feel right to me.
- Well, do you want
to tell her not to come?
- Well, I mean, I did.
- Oh.
- I said, "Do me a favor,
just don't come."
- I think we just go
and you guys get
to know each other better
and look, you may
not like each other.
- I mean, I don't--it's fine.
I'll go.
- Yay.
- Should I text her?
I mean, should I warn her
that I'm actually coming?
- Do you want Sutton to come
or not come?
How do you really feel
about it?
Like what do you--
- Um, truthfully?
- You don't want her there.
- Yeah.
- Next time on...
- One, two, front knee.
[overlapping crosstalk]
- The only fight Sutton
is winning
is who has the bigger
credit card limit.
- I want some Gucci.
- What?
You need to get a job.
- You are 11.
- I just, like, start shaking
and I start freaking out.
- Would she become suicidal?
Would she make a bad choice
in a split second?
- [indistinct]
so it's not like you--
- Kyle, I have a ----ing life.
♪ ♪
- You immediately get, like,
this blind defensiveness.
- I would defend
all my girlfriends.
- Well, not always.
- Really, Rinna?
- If it's your sister,
you wouldn't.
- By the way,
I even still did that.
(BLEEP) you.
- That's not nice.
- Please leave me alone.
♪ ♪
- Previously on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills."
- [shouts]
[laughter]
- No! My God!
- Thank you.
The cat is out of the bag.
Now I just want to scream,
"I'm gonna be on Broadway!"
- I feel worse
than I thought I would.
I had four hernias, not one.
I love this thing.
- NASA's actually putting
in their technology for suits.
I can't really say that, but...
- That's amazing.
- Now we move to retreat.
I was gonna invite some
of my girlfriends to come.
- Truthfully,
I really don't care
if y'all come
or don't come.
- Really? Really?
- Uh, holy sh--.
- Wait a minute, I'm coming.
And if you don't give a
sh--, then why am I coming?
[upbeat music]
- Around here,
there's more than just dresses
in everyone's closet.
- The secret to life?
Dance like everyone
is watching.
- I won't settle
for anything less
than everything.
- Life is an audition,
and honey,
I am getting that part.
- You never know
what to expect
when I'm expecting.
- Break a leg?
Not in these heels, honey.
- My life may not
be a fairy tale,
but I'll always get
a happy ending.
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Bubba?
- Hi.
- You do realize that
once I finish your office,
you're not gonna be able
to use the excuse
that you're actually working
in the pool?
- My love, I'm making
some extremely important
decisions from my hot tub.
- Oh, my goodness.
You've got the life, baby.
- Come join me.
- One of us needs
to be working.
♪ ♪
- Are you ----ing kidding me?
How the hell
did this get here?
♪ ♪
- [sighs]
♪ ♪
- Let's make sure the house
looks beautiful for her.
Let's do a quick double-check.
The balloons look perfect.
- Oh, wait. Car.
- Let's go.
Yay.
- Look at how pretty that is.
- Mama!
- Hey!
- Welcome home.
- Hi!
- Excuse me.
- Hi.
Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi.
Give me a kiss.
- Don't be stealing her
from me.
- It took me a while
to settle into this house.
Look at these balloons.
These are amazing.
It took a while
to feel comfortable.
- Kyle, we saw you move
into the new house.
What we didn't see was
that soon after you moved in,
there was a massive break-in
at your house.
- It really rocked my world,
you know?
Having things taken from me.
- Do you think you'll stay
in the new house?
- I don't know.
Being away for so long filming
has really given me
a much bigger appreciation
for my home.
- Hi, Mom.
- Hi angel, hi!
I missed you!
- Welcome home.
- Seeing my family here,
my dogs waiting for me,
I mean, Dorothy said it best:
there's no place like home.
We have 16 people
for dinner tomorrow night.
- Awesome.
- I don't like
to waste any time.
Who needs sleep?
- I know.
Welcome back.
- What's the dinner
for tomorrow?
- Just because
I haven't seen anybody
and I was like,
all my friends,
and I've been--you know,
Erika's like,
"When are you coming back?"
- Tell me about the guest list.
- The guest list.
Wait, I have to stop
everything for one minute
'cause I need a kiss
right on the lips.
[smooching]
All of them sleep
in my bed tonight.
[chuckles]
♪ ♪
[doorbell chimes]
- Hi. Oh, wow.
- Erika Jayne, look at you.
- Hi, sweetie.
How are you?
- Come here.
Come on in.
- Hi, pretty Belle.
- You okay with Belle?
- Absolutely.
Hi, gorgeous girl.
- So have you been practicing
every day?
- A little bit.
- Okay, we want a lot of bit.
We want it every day.
- We're making it happen,
we're making it happen.
- [laughs]
All right, so let's begin.
Tilt your head forward.
Do a fast face shake.
Go, [trills lips]
- [trills lips]
- Good.
Now shake your arms
and your legs.
- [trills lips]
- Good, now do a lion's pose.
Tongue all the way out.
Mouth all the way open.
Head forward.
Keep breathing normally.
Push your hands forward.
Keep breathing.
- I know.
I look ridiculous,
but it's working.
["Roxie" begins]
♪ The name
on everybody's lips ♪
♪ Is gonna be Roxie ♪
♪ From some just some
dumb mechanic's wife ♪
♪ I'm gonna be Roxie ♪
- Wanna do that one again.
Listen to it.
♪ May, may ♪
That one.
- ♪ May, may ♪
- That's it.
- ♪ May, may ♪
On Broadway,
it's you and the orchestra.
There's no sound man,
there's no one that's gonna be
able to turn up certain parts.
It takes a lot of rehearsal
to make things look easy.
♪ And who in case
she doesn't hang ♪
♪ Can say she started
with a bang ♪
♪ Roxie Hart ♪
♪ ♪
- Yeah.
How did that feel?
- Better.
- Good.
- I mean, every time we do it,
it's better.
- If you can really
get into your own psyche
and what you went through,
can you think back
to the first time you ever sang
where you felt like,
"Oh, people really like that."
And it felt really good?
- Not only can I think of the
first time that it felt good,
I can think
of the first time it felt bad.
- Oh.
- [laughs]
I was in the sixth grade,
I was rehearsing
and I had to hit a high note.
I kind of switched it
into this high head voice,
and I heard my mother
laugh at me.
I mean, it kind of just took
the wind out of my confidence,
and my mother's critical voice
is in the back of my psyche
and it never left.
- I want to focus
on the first time it felt good,
where you went,
"Ah, people recognize
that this was good."
- I was probably five or six
and, like, I was entertaining.
My mother was critical,
my mother was tough,
my mother was competitive,
but my mother always
told me the truth
and definitely in the back of
my head I can hear that laugh
and I can feel
being that 11-year-old kid
being laughed at.
- Start feeling it now
and visualizing it.
Like, you at the theater
out on that stage
having the time of your life.
- Did it (BLEEP) with me
for a long time?
Yeah.
Sure did.
- Let's do this one more time.
["Roxie" begins]
♪ ♪
- ♪ The name
on everybody's lips ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Hello.
- Hello.
- I'm so tired. I think
of you pregnant and I go--
- Oh, you're like,
"Oh, I'm just more tired."
- I've never eaten
here before.
- Sutton will like this place.
- Yeah.
And she's
from the South, right?
- You're both
from the South, right?
- Yeah. When I say home,
I'm talking about Hilton Head.
- Where you grow up,
that's, like home-home,
like, your home.
Like, the girls--
this'll always be their home.
- Speaking of, what's going
on with--
- Amelia?
- Yeah.
- She's here. She's back.
- She's here? Okay, so--
- Listen, I said if this is
a choice you're gonna make,
you're gonna have to do it
all yourself.
It's a tough time.
Nobody realizes
how difficult that is--hi.
- How are you doing, ladies?
- Good.
- Can I get you something
to drink while we're waiting?
- You know, I would love
an iced tea,
- Iced tea?
Unsweetened?
- With lemon.
Sweetened.
- How about for you?
- Iced tea.
- Sweet or unsweet?
- Unsweet.
- Unsweet, you got it.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- It'd be one thing if, like,
you had to bail her out.
- If I felt like she
was taking the easy way out
and if Harry thought that too,
we would be like, "Hold on."
- It's so hard
having these conversations
with other parents
because yes,
I disagree with Lisa Rinna
because I know that when
I wanted to leave Los Angeles,
my parents told me
I had to stay
and it was such a good thing.
- Pardon me. Sweet with lemon.
- Thank you.
- That being said,
you don't want to tell somebody
how to parent their child.
- Oh, my God, I could
be Southern just for the tea.
- We used to--yeah, we used
to love sweet tea.
- Wow, that's good.
- I am so sorry,
I am so sorry.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Sutton, those gift bags--
I could not even handle it.
- Oh, was it good?
- It was so nice.
- The book was so cute.
- Sutton goes up, like, five
notches in your friend book
because of this gift bag.
Look at this clutch.
It is really fabulous.
This is--I'm gonna say
this could be
even a thousand dollars.
Maybe five to a thousand?
I'm gonna say a thousand.
- Would you like something
to drink here?
- Yeah, sure. Can I get
a Ketel One on the rocks?
- On the rocks?
- And then
do you have lemonade?
- We do have lemonade.
- Can I get a lemonade
on the side?
- Yes, you can. You got it.
- Okay.
- So cute.
- Thank you, thank you.
- Did you all have fun?
- What a great party.
- Whoo.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, it's been a lot.
- Quite a few weeks.
- But it feels better
to have a group of women
where everybody has, like,
businesses
and they're doing their own
thing--oh, gosh, all right.
Thank you.
- Do you know about
her business?
- No, I don't know anything
about this.
- Why don't you tell her about
your very successful business?
- When I met these ladies,
I had about 40 clients
and now there's
over 10,000 lives changed,
so it's, like, it's a big deal.
It happened really quick, yeah.
And this is our first retreat
where we've opened it up
to the public.
- So what time do we have to
be there on Friday next week?
- Oh, my God, you guys.
[laughs]
Any time that you want.
- Oh.
[dramatic music]
You're like,
"Y'all don't have to come.
I don't really care
if you come."
- 'Cause I--
- And I was like,
"Wait a minute, I'm coming.
And I hope you give a sh--."
♪ ♪
- Coming up...
- Can you imagine coming
to this dinner party sober?
- [laughs]
- [exhales deeply]
- Should I take this bottle in?
She's got booze.
- Let's hope so.
- You're like,
- You're like,
"Y'all don't have to come.
I don't really care
if you come."
- 'Cause I--
- I was like,
"Wait a minute, I'm coming.
And I hope you give a sh--."
- What if you're the only one?
- Oh, God.
I mean, like, seriously.
If I'm gonna come,
you better want me there
or I'm gonna be angry.
- It's not that
I don't care that you--
it's that to me, it's not
the end of the world.
- But I wouldn't
say this to you:
"I don't care
if you come or not."
Teddi's invite
doesn't sound like
she cares, honestly, if she's
even friends with the ladies.
There's just a better way
to do it.
I don't know if that's
the right approach
with girlfriends.
You know, it is kind of fun
to rile Teddi up.
[chuckles]
Doesn't take a whole lot.
I'll write a note card for you.
- A note card?
- Saying,
"I'd love for you to come,
but if you can't be there,
I understand."
- Well, you're
much more proper than me.
I'm a direct person.
If I'm upset,
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it
with, like,
a little frilly note.
- Cool.
- It's easy as that.
- I'm teasing you,
but you should be happy
that your friends are coming.
- I think Sutton and I
may need different things
from friendships.
I want to be direct,
honest with me.
- Who is coming?
Is it just me?
- No, I think
everybody's coming.
- Yeah.
She apparently wants somebody
who can cater,
kiss up to, and beg.
It's not gonna happen with me.
- No, I'm excited for you.
That's cool
to do a whole thing.
- Okay.
[chuckles]
- And that's a big deal.
- Thank you.
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Okay, let's get
this table set.
You like this little one?
- I think these look
a little too pedestrian.
- Pedestrian?
Who wants a pedestrian votive?
Not me.
I'm not gonna be caught dead
with a pedestrian votive.
- They're very pedestrian.
- [chuckles] Okay, those
are going back in the box.
♪ ♪
- Leather mommy.
Leather edgy mommy.
So cute.
Look at it.
- Gorg.
- So fun.
- I love how everything
ties together.
- Kyle invited PK as well,
and--
- Is he coming?
- No, because George has got
that event
that he's doing tonight.
I'm gonna miss him.
♪ ♪
- Are you vegan?
- No.
I kind of went down
that vegan road.
My body started to break down.
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
- Oh, that's scary.
- Yeah, I got frozen shoulder
and I thought,
"All right, I'm
gonna start eating meat."
I've never had a problem since.
- [chuckles]
- That's weird.
- Hi, honey.
- What are you doing here?
What are you doing tonight?
- I told you I'm having
a dinner party.
Don't--are you telling me
you forgot?
- What do you mean,
you're having a dinner party?
- [indistinct]
- [chuckles]
I was just joking.
I know that.
- Honey,
have you been partaking?
- Maybe, maybe not.
It's all about changing
your mindset.
- What are you doing
before my dinner party?
- [chuckles]
♪ ♪
- Thank you, Matty.
Not as agile as I once was.
[chuckles]
- Man, I haven't been here
in a minute.
- I know, well,
she's been in New York.
- Yeah.
[knocks]
- Okay, hold on.
I'm doing a little
something-or-other.
- So normally,
we walk right in.
Normally, we walk in.
- Sweet.
- Hi, guys!
- Come on in.
We're just walking right in.
- Look at you!
Beautiful.
- Oh, my God.
Let me see.
Oh, my gosh.
How exciting.
- I know, I know.
- Hello.
- Hi.
- Welcome back.
- How are you?
You are--look at you!
- Everybody looks so gorgeous.
- I'm gonna show you
my dining table.
- Wow, it looks beautiful.
- How's your house
coming along?
- It's coming along.
- When are you
having us all over?
- Well, I just kind of wanted
till I have
a little more furniture.
- She's like,
"I want it perfect, please."
- I know, shocker.
- Are you guys pretty close
to each other now?
- Two minutes away.
- That's pretty cool.
- I pulled up and I was like,
"Who on earth
could be here before me?
- She's around the corner.
- That's so cool.
- Thank you.
♪ ♪
Hi, guys!
- Hey.
- Hi.
- What did she do,
move into Kyle's house
while she was away?
- That looks delicious.
- Ooh, what's this?
- Here we go, drink up.
- Cheers.
- Can you imagine coming
to this dinner party sober?
- [laughs]
- [exhales deeply]
- Should I take this bottle in?
She's got booze.
- Let's hope so.
- You know, I have
these noisy pants on.
[pants swishing]
- I love those pants.
both: But they're noisy.
- Lookit there.
- So hot.
- How ----ing cool is that?
- How come I didn't get
that one?
- You can borrow it.
Hello!
- Hi.
- Hello.
- Whoo!
- Oh, look at this.
- Oh my God, I just ordered
that suit, you bi-atch.
- Rachel Zoe sent it to me.
- Oh, bitch!
- I'm glad you didn't
wear it tonight,
but you can go ahead,
'cause now I've worn it.
- And now that I know it
looks like a zebra, I'm good.
- Is this yours?
- Oh, yeah. Is this someone's?
- This is mine from Sutton.
- Oh!
- Show Erika.
- Erika.
- She's obsessed.
- I know.
- Sutton!
- So ----ing cute.
I mean, I got one,
but it ain't that.
- Look at that!
- Can I have a margarita,
please?
- How are you?
Tell us about filming
and what's going on.
- [chuckles]
- It's really exhausting.
- I know.
You're night shooting.
- So you just are able
to fall asleep?
- Not really.
- Oh, (BLEEP) me, this hurts.
My recovery is a little harder
than I thought.
- Thank you so much.
- See you guys soon.
- Thank you, we'll see you
in a little bit.
This has been a lesson for me.
I'll never forget
when I was a kid,
I literally sliced the whole
side of my leg, bleeding,
and my mom had her cigarette
in her mouth and a hose
and she just hosed my leg off
saying I'll be fine.
[chuckling]
And I was, eventually.
- You okay?
- Slower.
- As I got older
she would always say,
"I think I raised you girls
to be too strong
and to suck it up"
and that's how I am.
- It's okay.
You got this.
- Don't walk so fast.
- Hello, hello.
- Hello!
- Hi.
- How are you feeling?
You're like--like,
are you in pain or anything?
- Yes.
- Denise, how are you feeling?
- Well, I've been better.
- How do you get a hernia?
- Well, I think--
- It's all that sex
you're having.
- No, it's not
from all the sex.
♪ ♪
- Thank you so much.
♪ ♪
I love these columns.
They look like my columns
in Georgia.
- Yeah?
- Yes.
- Sutton's here.
- Hi!
- Hello, Tiger Lily.
- Hi!
- How are you?
- Whoa!
Fireball.
- Hi, Michael.
How are you?
- Hi, how are you?
Good to see you.
- Good to see you.
- Aaron, nice to meet you.
- Does this say queen of love?
- For protection.
- Is this couture?
- No, this is just Dolce.
This is just ready-to-wear.
- Ready-to-wear?
It looks couture.
- It looks couture.
- It does, right?
- My friend Sutton
loves fashion.
It's, like, another tier.
- Well, I'm wearing Dolce
and Gabbana, so we're gonna--
- You know what, your outfit
costs a lot more than mine, so.
- Probably.
- You put that.
- I'm just guessing.
- Everybody's gonna
make fun of me
for my ready-to-wear situation,
but can't help it.
- Why is it bad
to wear ready-to-wear?
- What's ready-to-wear?
- That dress, Sutton's groove,
Erika's groove.
Yeah, not the same thing.
Ready-to-wear is what we wear.
We all wear ready-to-wear,
right?
- We all wear ready-to-wear.
We do have some couture pieces.
It doesn't matter.
- Justin, hi!
Justin!
- [indistinct]
- Hi, girls.
- Hi. How are you?
- How are you?
- Hello, beautiful.
- You're so sweet.
- She gave me a birthday wish.
She's the sweetest.
She's the best girlfriend
in the world.
♪ ♪
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Hello!
- A little too much?
- Whoa, wait a minute.
- Whoo!
- Never too much.
Never, ever, ever, ever, ever.
- I walked out of my bedroom,
my son goes,
"Okay, Cinderella."
[laughter]
- Look at this, girl!
[cheering]
- Yes, girl!
- Garcelle knows how to
make an entrance, honey.
- Oh, my God.
You look like--look at this.
It's gorgeous.
- Hi, gorgeous.
- What is that coming our way?
These are amazing.
What is it?
And do I just eat it?
Thank you so much.
- You live up here for a minute
and you will want
to drink tequila.
- You running the house
while she's away making movies?
- I ran the house.
- How did you do?
- I did a great job.
How many days
do you think we were late?
I think only two, right?
To school?
- For sure more.
We at least were late
twice a week.
- [chuckles]
- Did you do okay?
- Oh, I loved it.
- Portia's still alive.
- Anybody ready for dinner?
- Oh, my gosh, yes.
- Yes!
- Dinnertime!
- I did not do
assigned seating.
- What?
- Why would you not do that?
- Girl.
- I'm disgusting.
- This makes me--
this gives me anxiety.
Do you know if there
are place cards?
- Come sit over here.
- Thank you, thank you,
I'm looking for a place cards.
- No, we don't have any.
I just don't want to it
to be "Mean Girls"
and I'm the one that
nobody wants to sit with.
- [laughs]
- There's no "Mean Girls."
- Uh-huh.
♪ ♪
- Coming up...
- Okay, I'm gonna be
very honest.
I thought that Teddi--maybe you
were gonna be a little boring.
- [laughs]
Okay.
♪ ♪
- I just don't want it
- I just don't want it
to "Mean Girls"
and I'm the one nobody wants
to sit with.
- [laughs]
- There's no "Mean Girls."
- Uh-huh.
No.
- What?
- Nothing.
- Huh?
- Nothing.
- We're talking about seating.
- Oh.
About seating.
- Sutton, let's be
really honest.
The reason you wish
there were name cards
is because you wish
you could look
and find your name
not next to mine.
- How was last night?
Did you have fun?
- Uh, I went
with Sutton and Rinna.
- Was it fun?
- You know, it was fine.
It was cool, but then there
was an awkward moment.
- I could've guessed that,
'cause a second ago.
- I had dinner
with Teddi and Lisa last night.
- But you didn't
think Teddi liked you.
- I know.
- Just now,
did you not catch that?
- I didn't hear what she said.
- I think she thinks
you don't like her.
- Why?
- I don't know.
[indistinct chatter]
Let's sit down.
Soup is ready.
Okay.
Everybody, let's sit down.
- Let's eat!
- All right, we're sitting.
And apparently it's not seated,
so you might want to run.
- Oh, that's fine.
- I don't know where to sit.
- You just sit
wherever you want.
- [chuckles]
Yeah, I'm plopping down.
- Plop?
But could you plop closer
to me?
- Oh, this is nice.
- I need two chairs
for my skirt.
- Ah!
- Kyle, this is exactly what
I thought was gonna happen.
Where should I sit?
I don't know what to do.
I'm feeling very uncomfortable.
- Oh!
- Oh, sh--.
I don't want that.
Okay, okay.
Edwin, slide over here, then.
- Sorry, you got moved.
- Sutton?
[indistinct chatter]
- Sutton runs in some
very, very high circles.
She sits on the board of
American Ballet Theatre
and MOCA and
she goes to the Met Ball.
- I knew that was gonna
happen to me.
- She knows about
social graces,
so place cards and
seating arrangements
are serious business to Sutton.
- That's why
you just plop down.
- No.
- Don't wait for invitations.
You go for it.
- I am a polite person.
- Everybody, everybody,
this is Connie who put
together this beautiful meal.
- Yay, Connie!
[applause]
- This is a wild porcini
cappuccino.
- Oh!
- With a little truffle foam.
[oohs and ahhs]
- Thank you.
- [posh British accent]
How fancy.
- [post British accent]
Delicious.
[normally]
Cheers, everybody.
- Cheers.
- Wow, decadent.
- That's delicious.
- Amazing.
- I think I speak on behalf of
everyone at this table:
Welcome home.
[cheers and applause]
We have missed you.
- We have missed you.
[glass rings]
- Okay, I'll make
a little speech.
My daughter said to me,
"What is this dinner for?"
And I said,
"It's a 'welcome home' to me!"
[laughter]
Um, but honestly,
I want to thank my husband
for doing a stellar job
of holding down the fort
while I was gone.
[cheers and applause]
- So is he--is he, uh,
getting some tonight?
[music slows down]
- I mean, that's always--
[laughter]
That's always
readily available.
[laughter]
- That is not
dinner table conversation.
- Well, what kind
of conversation is it?
♪ ♪
- Should we play a game?
Should we go around the table
and, like,
ask a question or something?
- Should we play a game?
- Oh, gosh.
- First impression.
And now what do you think?
- And then--and then now
what do you think?
- Yes. First impression,
now what do you think?
- Yes, yes, let's do it!
Let's do it, let's do it,
let's do it.
First impression and now--
- We're gonna go this way.
- Do I say this
about my husband?
- No, we're skipping the guys.
Yeah. We're skipping the guys.
Goes to Sutton.
- I'll start.
I guess with Garcelle,
I didn't know
how fabulous you were.
- Oh!
- And you're really funny.
You're just happy and
I like happy, fun people.
As you can see, the people
that I surround myself with.
So, um, you're, like, way
more fabulous than I realized.
- Wow.
Well, thank you, Kyle.
- Yeah.
- I'll take it.
Rinna--
- Be honest.
- My first impression
of you was,
"Who the hell is that bitch?"
[laughter]
'Cause you walked into
Decades and you owned
the moment you put your foot
through that door.
- Did I, really?
- Yes!
- Ooh, there you go.
- Yes.
- This is the perfect
Beverly Hills game.
We all say nice things
about each other
and we do it
with a nice, big smile.
Perfect.
Thank you?
- What you see is what you get.
- Thank you.
Miss Erika, my first impression
was "Oh, my God,
"I'm scared of this woman
because she's
so ----ing fabulous."
- What the hell?
"My first impression of you
is that you were really pretty.
[gasps]
"And you know what?
I know now you are so pretty."
- My friend, Dorit,
when I first met you
I could not understand
anything that you said.
I was so confused.
- Americans need
to kind of, like--
- You're an American,
what are you talking about?
You're born in Connecticut.
♪ ♪
And I have come to know you as
one of the sweetest, kindest,
and people don't know how much
----ing fun you really are.
- Thank you.
- And that's really true.
- I'm gonna drink my wine.
♪ ♪
- Miss Denise.
You are one the easiest people
I've ever connected with.
Kind, genuine, down-to-earth.
Thank you.
- You guys are all so sweet.
[laughter]
These are not
the same girls I know.
[laughs]
- I do not have an issue
with you!
I never had an issue with you!
- Yes, you have
had an issue with me.
- If I can smell your breath,
you're too close.
Take a step back.
- Wow.
- And never go after
my ----ing husband.
- I had nothing to do with it.
- Oh, my God.
Kyle--
- I'm done!
- Are you leaving?
What happened, love?
- Everybody's so busy
kissing ass and bullsh--ing.
No one's being honest.
- What dinner table are we at?
- [laughs]
- Sutton, I was actually
very intimidated by you
because you're very much
into fashion.
I--my first thought was
"Okay, well,
"she's definitely
not gonna like me
with my jeans and my tank top
and flip-flops."
But you're so down-to-earth
and it's nice to, you know,
really get to know you
and I'm so thrilled
that you're here.
- I'm so not nice.
- [chuckles]
- Okay, I'm gonna be
very honest.
I thought that, Teddi,
maybe you were gonna
be a little boring.
- [chuckles]
Okay.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- Coming up...
- I said that I was happy
I didn't have to come.
- No, come on.
She's about to cry.
- No, I'm not.
- No!
No, I'm just pregnant,
you guys.
Just cut me some slack.
- Okay, I'm gonna be
- Okay, I'm gonna be
very honest.
I thought that Teddi, maybe you
were gonna be a little boring.
- [chuckles]
Okay.
[quirky music]
- I'm sorry, are we supposed
to be honest or not?
- Oh, of course.
- Oh, go right ahead.
Women like Sutton are few and
far between in Beverly Hills,
but there's a whole world
of women like Sutton out there
and you know what?
God bless them.
- That was my first impression,
like,
"Oh, and then pregnant.
God help us."
♪ ♪
But you're way more
interesting than I thought.
I didn't know the depth
of who you were.
♪ ♪
- I'm--I'm confused.
Am I offending you?
Because you kind of come at me
and I'm like what's happening
here?
- No, I'm not coming at you.
- Like last night?
- I wouldn't say this to you,
"I don't care if you come
or not."
If I'm gonna come early
and put on boxing gloves,
you better want me there.
Or I'm going to be
severely offended.
- No--well, then you
shouldn't come, truthfully.
You said I offended you when I
said I didn't care if you came.
- Well, I thought
it was a strange thing
to say to the group, I did.
- Honestly, I'm gonna make it
really easy for you.
Don't come.
- Well okay, maybe I won't.
- Well, I said that I was happy
I didn't have to come.
- And I said I didn't want
to come.
- I was honest about it.
- No, come on.
She's about to cry.
- No, I'm not.
- No.
- No, I'm not. No,
I'm just pregnant, you guys.
Just cut me some slack.
- Teddi, honey.
- I'm sorry.
- No, I'm fine, you guys.
- No, you're not fine.
- No, I know.
Please.
If nobody wants to come,
don't come.
I've got my people here.
- I want to come.
I want to see
what you're doing.
- I'm coming, Erika's coming.
- I know.
- Teddi, I'm sorry I grilled
you and was sassy in the car.
- Like, enough.
In my dream scenario,
people would come
and leave before the dinner.
- What if someone comes
and causes sh--?
- Supporting means you come
and you're well-behaved.
[chuckles]
- Not really.
- Just let it go, let it go,
let it go, let it go.
- Sometimes just let me
have a break, guys.
Like everyone thinks
that I'm so uptight.
I'm trying to be chill,
but then you just keep
going, going, going.
- Only a person who
is incapable of being chill
can actually mouth the words,
"I'm trying to be chill."
- Nice game, pal.
- It was my idea.
[chuckles]
- I think we need to give
the pregnant friend a pass.
- Well look, I just opened my
store and I was the same way.
Obviously, this is a really big
deal and she feels pressure.
It's normal and then
add a hormonal pregnancy
on top of it,
it's a disaster.
- I'm so excited about
something and then everyone's--
- We're excited, too.
We're excited
to be there to support you.
- People are paying good money
to have a good experience
and that's not
a good experience.
I'm there for work.
I don't want distractions.
- I know. I know.
- I don't want this there.
- I understand.
- This is too important to me.
- Those who don't wanna come,
if Rinna doesn't want to come,
whoever, Dorit--
- That's fine.
I don't care.
- Right, you don't care.
So let it go.
- [sniffles]
- It's fine.
- As a pregnant woman,
all you hear is...
- Boring.
- She's gonna go to sleep
with that word all night long.
Boring, boring, boring, boring.
It's gonna be like a Pac-Man,
for sure.
- I'll go in there in a minute,
yeah.
I'm fine.
I don't need to, like--
[sniffles]
- It's okay.
- Is she okay?
- I'm sorry, I really
did not mean to...
- It's not your fault.
- To upset her so much.
- No, but she's also hormonal.
- Yeah.
- Are you okay, Teddi?
- Yeah.
- You all right?
- We can talk later,
but I really didn't mean
to upset you in any way,
and I truly apologize.
- No, it was just the
multiple nights in a row
that I was like, enough.
- I think it was
just two nights, but--
- Well, this
is the third night.
- But I didn't--
- [laughs]
- Let's not--
let's not go over it.
- You brought it up tonight.
- Let's not pick
how many nights, all right?
- She's about to cry again,
so move it along.
- Let's just keep it
moving along.
- You know what?
Everybody always
hates my games, it's true.
Sorry, Teddi.
Sutton is--what you see
is what you get.
She's never tried to pretend
to be somebody else.
Does Sutton have less
of a filter than I do?
Maybe.
- Denise, do you want
to pass me your salmon?
- Sorry, I didn't know
there was garlic on it.
- It's really good
and was no garlic.
She hasn't even touched it.
- I know, 'cause I have
an allergy.
- I'm like,
"I want more."
[chuckles]
[coughs]
- Hold on, okay.
Guys.
Hold up.
The guys are being left out.
I want to hear Denise--
- Yeah, let's get to--
- Aaron.
- What? I didn't do it.
What?
- Denise's husband--
what Aaron does is, um,
something that's like, more
I want to say cutting edge.
Even though people who know
who have been around for a
long time, like Yolanda Foster
went to--
- Yolanda Hadid.
- Yolanda Hadid, sorry.
Thank you.
Um, went to Aaron.
- And I know David, too.
- Very interesting and
what you do is really amazing
and can you tell us
a little bit about that?
- I want to know, Aaron.
- Everything you've been taught
about how disease process
and stuff works
is not true.
[quirky music]
♪ ♪
I have to be careful.
- We already have people
following us, be careful.
- Let me just, like--
- I know, but be careful
how you say all this.
- Coming up...
- I appreciate honesty.
- Me, too.
- Regardless of what you said,
if you're being honest,
you're cool because
that's your truth.
- Right.
- Everything you've been taught
- Everything you've been taught
about how disease process
and stuff works
is not true.
[quirky dramatic music]
♪ ♪
I have to be careful.
- Say what.
Explain.
- Age of 12,
I was living next
to the largest nuclear facility
in North America.
I watch everybody die
of cancer.
I couldn't understand why
we could split an atom
with sound
and cause a nuclear explosion.
If you look at an atom,
there's lots of space, right?
Electron, proton, neutron,
whatever.
So there's a lot of space.
- Space, space, lots of space.
- Empty space, right?
99.9% is space, but it's
oscillating at a frequency
that appears to be real
in our reality.
Does that make sense?
- Yeah.
- Traditional isn't
traditional, it's allopathic.
And allopathic,
it means alternative medicine.
Look it up.
It's all a measurement
of the electromagnetic
spectrum frequency.
I break down stuff
so you can all heal you.
I don't heal anybody,
by the way.
I remove blocks,
discord, information.
- My husband has been involved
with fusion energy
for 30 years,
and I know a lot about it.
And I am trying
to wrap my brain around
what Aaron is saying.
- I ruptured my
Achilles tendon.
I regrew it in two months,
no surgery.
How is that possible?
- No surgery,
is that what you're saying?
Without surgery.
- Zero.
- This party for me
started awkward
and then it got bizarre
and then it got more bizarre.
- There's cancer in every one
of you right now.
Cancer happens all the time.
- Cuckoo.
- Really?
- If we end up off
of Mulholland, you know why.
- I was about to say,
wait, should you be
talking about this?
'Cause I feel like big pharma--
- I don't even care.
- I do.
- Do you--do you feel safe?
- No.
- We already have people
following us.
- I have people following me
all the time.
- You do?
- Yeah.
- What kind of people?
- You have people
following you?
- Why do you have people
following you?
- Aaron has a job where people
get tremendous results
and sometimes
certain organizations
don't like
to see those results
because they make a lot
of money otherwise
and there's times
we're followed.
♪ ♪
There's that weird car again.
- I know.
♪ ♪
- Do you want to know
why cancer comes in?
- Why? Yes.
- Because it's protecting you
of infection.
Your immune system
could not respond to it
and you would've died
in 12 hours.
- Really?
- Wow.
- It's your best friend that
protected you from somebody
that was gonna shoot you
in the head with a bullet.
- Really?
- That's what cancer is.
I'll prove it all day long.
- That's fascinating,
Doctor Aaron.
Oh, wait.
You're not a doctor.
You don't even play one on TV.
- We can split an atom
with sound,
cause a nuclear explosion,
kill people,
you can't figure out
what's cancer?
- What about the common cold?
- You have no idea
what I really do.
- I have an idea.
- But not really.
- I don't.
- Come to my office.
- This is the moment
as a wife
when you do the tap-tap
on the knee.
[stomping]
- That was cool.
- We're gonna move on
from that.
- That was a good lesson
for me.
- Doesn't matter whatever
terminal disease it is...
- You can't talk about this
anymore.
- I don't give a sh--.
- I give a sh--.
We're not talking
about this anymore.
It's for our safety.
Stop.
- Oh yeah, you're protected,
completely.
- Oh, my God.
- She's protected.
- Why don't we guess
the sex of your baby.
- Yes!
[laughter]
- Is it a boy or a girl?
- Okay, who thinks it's a boy?
- I think it's a boy.
- Boy, boy.
- On the count of three,
we're gonna stab it.
Okay.
One, two, three.
[all cheering]
It's a girl.
It's a girl, buddy.
- How is it a girl?
Why is it a girl?
- Well, you were wrong.
[cheers and applause]
- Congratulations.
[cheers and applause]
- That's awesome.
- We love girls.
- We love girls.
- We love girls!
- Whoo!
- I'm so sorry.
- She's in a lot of pain.
- I'm gonna go.
- Oh, Denise.
- Thank you for having me.
- Good to see you, honey.
- Nice to see you guys.
- Get better.
- Feel better!
- We're all gonna have an
after-dinner drink at the bar.
- Let's go, let's go.
- Bye-bye, Kyle.
- Sutton, it's time
for the Fireball.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- [laughs]
Come on, Kyle.
- Come on, Kyle, let's go.
Let's go.
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- Jesus Christ.
♪ ♪
- Who wants a Fireball shot?
Fireball, Fireball, Fireball.
- Thank you, Kyle.
- They're so yummy.
- Are they?
- I don't shoot 'em,
I sip 'em.
- It's a new thing
that Sutton said.
- Dorit!
- Whoo!
- Here.
- Oh, Dorit's going
for another one!
Yes, honey, yes, honey,
yes, honey!
Whoo!
- Whoo.
It's actually a nice digestive.
- Bye, guys.
- Bye, Teddi!
- Bye.
- Bye, guys.
- Have a good one.
- Sorry you cried.
- It's okay.
- Bye!
- Bye, hon.
- I know.
- Love you.
- It's good to see you.
- Nice to see you.
- Really nice to see you.
- See you in six months again.
- I'll see you in nine months
when that baby's when weaned
off the breast.
- Thank you.
- Have a good night, guys.
- I'll see you soon.
- All right, bye.
- Okay, bye.
- It was really nice
seeing you.
- Good seeing you, too.
- Justin, now.
- Have a Fireball shot.
- I have a problem
that I have to solve now.
Oh yeah, she's pissed.
- Can I be honest?
I don't think she
has a right to be pissed.
- Well, me neither.
I got in trouble tonight.
- I didn't do it.
- She thinks Teddi's pissed.
I don't think she's pissed
and I don't think
she has a reason to be pissed.
So she said she thought you
were boring in the beginning.
Is that really the first time
you've ever heard that?
- I appreciate honesty.
- Me, too.
- Regardless of what you said,
if you're being honest, you're
cool because that's your truth.
- Right.
She was asked to be honest
and she was trying to do that.
- What I'm saying is I need
to fix that,
and I'm definitely not going
on Friday.
That is super clear to me.
- You're not going
to her thing?
- No.
- Are you going?
- Yeah.
- She said don't come.
No, I'm--I was going to.
'Cause she said very clearly,
don't come.
- But if you do feel like
you want to kind of try
to work through it,
then I think you go.
- I'm not gonna work through it
while I'm boxing.
I'm not doing that.
- I feel myself
gravitating towards Sutton
because I can sense that
she's a little intimidated
by this group of women.
I don't want her
to feel like that.
- You don't need
to feel uncomfortable.
Where your friendship goes
from there,
you can leave it to fate.
- Teddi is very easy
to get along with
and I think that if she
spent the time with Teddi
she would realize that.
- Guys, I'm gonna go.
So thank you so much.
- All right, I'm out.
- Bye.
Good to see you, honey.
- Bye, everybody.
- Good night.
I'll walk out.
- This was fun.
Thank you so much.
I really appreciate it.
It was sweet.
- Dorit,
you're one minute away.
Sit your ----ing ass down.
I'll drive you home.
I'm not driving you home
actually but I'll get you home.
- Not a good idea.
- Why?
- 17 Fireballs.
[laughter]
- Hold on, I have a drop left.
Hold on.
Wait, hold on.
Delicious.
Oh, bae, can you get me
a Fireball?
This ----er
drank my last drop.
- Coming up...
- At your house on Saturday,
she said, "Don't come."
And when somebody
says something like that,
it gets rude, and it--
- The thing is,
it probably came out that way.
- It came out very rude.
[upbeat music]
- [whistles]
Ooh.
♪ ♪
- Who ate some of this cheese?
[dramatic chime]
♪ ♪
- Oh, gosh.
That's not good.
[doorbell chimes]
♪ ♪
- Hello.
- Hello.
- How are you?
- I'm good.
I like your glasses.
So cute.
- Pretty house.
- Oh, thank you.
[squeals]
That's such a pretty cat.
- I know, it's, like, I hope
you're not allergic to cats.
- I am, but I love--
I have to.
I'm so allergic to them now
that I couldn't.
I'd have an asthma attack.
Look at--[shouts]
you kidding me?
- I have, like, brunchy
stuff if you're hungry.
- Oh, look at you.
I am taking a bite of this,
by the way.
- No, no, no, take.
I have tea, water,
Diet Coke, Coca-Cola.
- I'll have--I will have tea.
Oh, yeah.
I could use some caffeine.
I'm so tired, Sutton.
- Oh, my gosh.
I know you are.
- Did y'all stay out late?
- We stayed out kind of late.
- Why would you drink Fireball?
- Because it's delicious.
----ing delicious.
- Whoo!
- Yes!
[cheers and laughter]
♪ ♪
- That's what Fireball does
to you.
- Did you enjoy
the other night?
- To be honest,
I was really picked on.
- I was feeling bad.
- No, that's okay.
Do you want to have a seat?
- Because, you know, I
was thinking it was a good way
to get to know each other and
then it kind of went all awry.
- I really, to be honest,
was very confused
at Teddi's reaction
because I thought I was saying
positive and nice things.
I have nothing to apologize,
by the way.
♪ ♪
- She's on her phone.
- Oh, shocking.
- She's on her phone.
- Look how good you look.
Hello.
- How are you?
How are you feeling?
- I'm feeling,
you know, pregnant.
Feeling on-the-go.
I have the retreat starting,
so I've been, like--
- Today.
- Yeah, tonight's
the meet-and-greet.
- That's wonderful.
- Yeah.
- Well, we are coming
to see you.
I am, anyway.
- Well, thank you.
[laughs]
- I don't know about
everybody else.
- I know, I just--I'm so bummed
that it just turned out
the way--
- So let's talk about this.
- I know.
- How do you feel?
- For me, I--the boring stuff,
the, like, "You don't have much
to offer" stuff,
it's, like, whatever.
But when she said
the pregnancy thing,
like, "You're pregnant"
as if it was, like, a negative.
- Okay, I'm gonna be
very honest.
I thought that Teddi--maybe you
were gonna be a little boring.
- [chuckles]
Okay.
- And then pregnant.
God help us.
- It really struck a chord
with me.
- Of course.
Throwing it out there and then,
like, pulling back.
"Well, I really didn't
mean it that way."
Yeah, you did.
- At your house on Saturday
she said, "Don't come."
And when somebody
says something like that,
it gets rude.
- The thing is,
it probably came out that way.
- It came out very rude
and mean.
- I think she just thought
you didn't want to be there.
- Why would I agree to come
if I didn't want to?
This is, like, a new friend
that I want
to get to know better.
- Right.
- And to be honest,
I might need a little workout.
- You could ride down with me.
I'm only going for the night
and coming back
because I've gotta be
with my family.
I'm leaving back
to North Carolina so I can--
- Yeah, I get it.
- But show up and, you know,
you'll be the bigger person.
- I just don't know why
she doesn't like me so much.
- Well.
Oh, I don't know.
Let me think, Sutton.
- I don't think she likes me
for some reason.
- Even my mindset, like,
I'm there with all my clients
that I'm so proud to be with.
I'm gonna be speaking
about something I truly believe
and then to have somebody there
that I know has repeatedly
had little issues with me
just didn't feel right to me.
- Well, do you want
to tell her not to come?
- Well, I mean, I did.
- Oh.
- I said, "Do me a favor,
just don't come."
- I think we just go
and you guys get
to know each other better
and look, you may
not like each other.
- I mean, I don't--it's fine.
I'll go.
- Yay.
- Should I text her?
I mean, should I warn her
that I'm actually coming?
- Do you want Sutton to come
or not come?
How do you really feel
about it?
Like what do you--
- Um, truthfully?
- You don't want her there.
- Yeah.
- Next time on...
- One, two, front knee.
[overlapping crosstalk]
- The only fight Sutton
is winning
is who has the bigger
credit card limit.
- I want some Gucci.
- What?
You need to get a job.
- You are 11.
- I just, like, start shaking
and I start freaking out.
- Would she become suicidal?
Would she make a bad choice
in a split second?
- [indistinct]
so it's not like you--
- Kyle, I have a ----ing life.
♪ ♪
- You immediately get, like,
this blind defensiveness.
- I would defend
all my girlfriends.
- Well, not always.
- Really, Rinna?
- If it's your sister,
you wouldn't.
- By the way,
I even still did that.
(BLEEP) you.
- That's not nice.
- Please leave me alone.
♪ ♪