The Real Housewives of Atlanta (2008–…): Season 14, Episode 9 - Midnight in the Chateau of Good and Evil - full transcript

Previously, on...
"The Real Housewives of Atlanta"...

Parole violation?

I'm so confused.
I'm so pissed.

Where is he?

I really want you
to, like, hear me.

- Mm-hmm.
- And I want us

to really make
the decision together.

Do you think you would
resent me

if we didn't have
another child?

I don't know.

My sister is incarcerated.



She's going to trial.

And you're gonna lose
this trial, girl.

She can be in jail
for a year.

Oh, my God.

When my sister
gets on the phone,

I can just tell
she isn't herself.

She's cursing at me,
yelling,

and blaming me
for putting her there.

Get your stuff.

Kandi leaving?

- What's wrong?
- I don't know.

Some **** done
jumped the gate,

is on our property.

My kids are there alone
with just my friend, Katrina,



and I need to make sure
that they are okay.

It's scaring me.

All you do,
is look like a fool.

- Learn how to speak before you talk to me.
- You're looking like a fool.

- Get out of my... in' face.
- You didn't tell Marc...

- Get out of my ****ing face!
- Marlo, Marlo, Marlo.

I ain't never skipped
a beat or a bag.

I keep you on the edges
of your seat.

I always had the juice,

but now I got the peach.

You're always
living in the moment

when you are the moment.

Spring, summer,
or September,

I'm the one
you always remember.

I may be a rookie,

but this isn't
my first race.

*THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA*
Season 14 Episode 09

Episode Title:
"Midnight in the Chateau of Good and Evil"

Aired on:
July 10, 2022.

And we're off!
Off to school for the Ni-Ni!

Where are you driving?
What are you, off-roading?

Jesus.

Ni-Ni,
is mommy a good driver?

- Do you feel safe?
- Yes.

Ace, are you eating?

Mommy's parts
are never straight.

What up? What up?

Welcome back to
"A Little Kiss and Tell."

Y'all will not believe who
we have in the building today.

Woot! Woot.

We have the OG,
Sheree Whitfield,

and her ace boom, Fat um.

- Welcome y'all to the show.
- Hey.

And I hope
that y'all ready

and know what y'all
signed up for.

Okay, and, also,
keep in my mind

this is my mother, y'all.

So, today's sex position
is the landslide.

- Ooh.
- And if y'all can see

mom's face
in the building, right now.

My daughter, Tierra,
has a podcast

called
"A Little Kiss and Tell."

It's about sex
and relationships.

So, the landslide,

the women is basically
on her belly,

and she's on her forearms,
and the guy is behind her,

leaning back on his hands,
with his knees bent.

Wait, what?

I am scared to know
what Tierra knows.

I thought I have tried
all the positions,

but that's a new one.

Breaking news, mom,
like, what the hell?

I'm not sure if you're aware
of this already,

but, uh, "Sheree Whitfield
and boyfriend, Tyrone,

"not on speaking terms
following the scene

"that almost landed him
back in prison."

- Who wrote this?
- Tyrone.

That... it sounds like
Tyrone wrote this.

- Are you kidding me?
- So...

That's all a big ol' lie.
He knew he was being filmed.

He wanted to be on TV 'cause
he wanted to tell his story.

- This pisses me off.
- Oh, my God!

- So, have y'all talked?
- We have not talked.

- He's-he's...
- Do you plan on talking to him?

I don't know.
He broke,

and he needs some
****in' money, I guess.

Oh, I heard they pay
for them stories now. Wow!

The, uh, pictures
that he leaked,

- he leaked those.
- Yeah.

That's the ultimate betrayal,
and I am all about loyalty.

It's a wrap.

I feel like
Tyrone scammed me

just like he scammed
the other people.

Like, what the ****?

- The nerve.
- Ooh.

Was this ever
really real for him?

I tried to dismiss
the warning signs,

and, like, many others,
I have fallen victim

to being in love
and bein' stupid.

I've tried to introduce her
to so many great guys.

Just get away
from that crook.

- Right, yeah.
- But, no.

Keyword, "Crook."

You're beautiful.
You're powerful.

- You're a great mother.
- Yes.

- Like, we got you.
- Yeah.

Am I safe
to come up here?

Is this the safe zone?

Okay, when I open my eyes,
what am I gonna complain about?

- Ooh.
- Everything.

Are these dirty clothes

that I asked to come down
last night?

Oh, what? No.
You technically asked...

Well, you did ask 'em
to come down this morning,

but I was late
for the bus.

Mr. Billy,
what's going on, Mr. Billy?

He's been abused.

- By Michael.
- Mr. Billy.

Oh, wow, have you
cut his neck now?

This bear
has been atrociously...

I didn't do anything
to that bear.

Okay, then what happened
to his neck?

I didn't touch that bear.

I swear, ever since
the call with their mom,

Michael and William have been
acting totally different,

so bad,
like not listening,

not cleaning up,
doing what they wanna do.

It's like,
what am I gonna do?

Your auntie is so worried
about you at school.

Do you guys feel that
you need therapy, right now?

No.

William, you don't think
that you're...

You're going through
a lot in your mind,

like, as in
are you missing your mom?

You just got three referrals
in the last 30 days.

I don't do anything
in school.

Oh, yes, you do.

You talked back
to the teacher

and told her she didn't
get paid enough.

No, I said she didn't
get paid by arguing with me.

I know.
That's disrespectful.

There's not a book
on how to raise these boys.

Only thing I do know

is what I wanted
as a foster child growing up.

So, the only thing I can do,

is just let Michael
and William know,

hey, you're loved,

and sometime
they're gonna be handed lemons,

and they're just gonna have to
make some sweet-ass lemonade.

I just feel like
I'm failing y'all.

I don't want the school
to call me.

I shouldn't have
to get upset.

That's how I was raised.

I don't wanna have to
raise you all like that.

I don't want no teacher
talking about

you're skipping class.
I'm trying.

I don't know
what my parenting is doing.

My mission is to shape them
into stronger, smarter,

independent young Black men,
and it's tough.

Sometime I feel like,
am I doing the right thing?

Am I making
the right decisions?

Pray for me and with me.

Just do
what you have to do.

Can I please
get that promise?

Yes.

What about you, Michael?

I will do what I'm supposed
to do in school.

That's all I ask.
High five.

That's what
I'm talking about.

Mmm! So good.

Ahh!

- Hi, beautiful.
- Hello!

- Oh, you look amazing.
- Whoa, yes.

- Yes.
- Welcome to Moore Manor.

It is gorgeous.

I prepared a little
charcuterie board.

- Thank you.
- White? Red?

You're not a big drinker,
though, are you, Kenya?

No, that's why
the wine fridge is full.

Yeah, sit where you want.

- I'll sit over here.
- How's the family?

So, how many
are there now and...?

- So...
- I know your-

your sister's kids,
your nephews.

My sister and her two sons

- and my mom and dad.
- Uh-huh.

What did Ross have to say
about all of this?

I mean, sometimes having sex
with him, I'm like,

my mom and dad
are downstairs.

- Like, ain't this some sh...?
- Right.

I feel like I'm 17.

Are y'all loud?

Like, you know, is the...
Are the rooms close? Like...

- No... No.
- Do the kids run in?

Like...

I mean, we be
sneaking in closets.

We be going to the car.

We're having to do all kinds...
It's like we're back in college.

Sometimes I think by myself,
like, I complain about this,

and it's like, I'm so blessed
to have so many people

- around, you know?
- You are.

Like, I can't imagine
how you do it all. Like...

I didn't plan to be
a single mom.

Yeah.

It's just been
really hard.

Oh, let me turn my phone off.

- Sorry.
- Okay, no problem.

- Oh, Kandi's calling me.
- Oh!

- Hi!
- Hey, girl, what's up?

- Guess who I'm with.
- Hey, hey!

- What's up, San ya?
- How are ya, Kandi?

How is the security there?

I know I called you,
but did-did you get

- any additional information?
- Oh, yeah. Yeah, I did, too.

Oh, he was young.

Yeah.

Yeah, and a little scary.

When you guys ran up
out of there,

I was like, oh, my Lord.
It was just a lot.

So, what y'all been up to?

Just show her my little
charcuterie board that I made.

I'm glad you're okay.

Yeah, we wish
you were here.

All right.
See y'all later.

- All right. See you, Kandi.
- Okay, see you later.

- Bye, baby.
- Bye.

Bye.

That's crazy about
the Drop it With Drew situation.

I feel like it went from
zero to a hundred, like this.

Get out of
my... in' face!

Kenya, Kenya, Kenya.

You're not gonna
walk up on me!

- You didn't tell Marc...
- Pitiful little ho!

It did.

When I was holding her back,
she said to me,

"I'm not gonna do
anything to her.

Like, I wanna
go talk to her."

Why are you
in my face then?

No, the situation
has gotten out of control.

She came in like
I was lying about being sick.

I missed Sheree's event.

That's how come you
missed Sheree's thing. Yeah.

And I'm like, if you're
trying to say you're my friend,

and we have all this stuff
behind us...

- Right.
- Why are you turning on me?

- Yeah.
- Look at what you did to me.

And she said,
"I still think you're lying."

- You know, I'm good on you.
- That makes more sense to me.

So, I was like, okay,
I'm good on you.

Definition of crazy,
keep doing the same thing

and expecting
a different response.

- I've done that.
- Kenya...

There's not gonna be
a different response.

Comin' up next...

I feel crazy.

I feel like the damn people
he stole the money from,

but he robbed me
emotionally.

- Like, I put in so much.
- I'm sorry.

"The Real Housewives
of Atlanta"...

Only put one omelet
in the bag?

Oh, my God.

- Open up, lady!
- Oh, what the hell?

Who is this superstar?

- Open up! Open up!
- Hey, hey.

I got booze.

You got booze.

Fat um is from Djibouti.
It's in Africa.

You look beautiful.

We've known each other
for a few years.

Hang out.

She brings her kids
to my house.

We have an amazing time.

Do you want coffee,
or you want, uh...?

Coffee, please.

I got two of them
'cause I know you need a lot.

One for you. One for me.

That's right.

I'm like,
I don't wanna share one.

Come on, Fat um.
We got so much to talk about.

Gotti, you coming with us?

Come on!

I got us some pastries.

I ordered the omelets.

They-they only put
one in the bag.

You can have it.

- Thank you, girl.
- So, talk to me. Talk to me.

I have not
seen you since,

- what, the podcast?
- The podcast.

We haven't had
a chance to discuss.

Yeah, 'cause there was
too many people around.

Yeah. I know
there was the story.

How do you feel
about that?

Have you talked to him
since the last time?

I have not.
I have him blocked.

It has me questioning, like,
did you ever really love me,

because how
can you love me

and do the things
that you're doing?

You are like
a ride or die.

And then seeing the article,
how did you feel?

I feel stupid.
I feel crazy.

I feel... I feel duped.

I feel like, you know,
I feel like the damn people

he stole the money from.

He robbed me emotionally.
Like, I put in so much.

Oh, I'm sorry.
I don't want you to cry.

I don't want you to cry.

I feel so ****ing stupid.

I can't have anything.

I'm sorry.

- Do you need a break?
- Hold on. Yes.

****ing asshole.

I need to get it out,

'cause he's such
a ****ing asshole.

He don't ****ing
deserve me.

It's really heartbreaking
that, you know,

this is somebody
that I really trusted,

that I really thought
that I was gonna spend

the rest of my life with.

It's so ****ing
embarrassing.

I do feel like I wasted
years on this man,

on this relationship.

I can't get that time back.

I put my all into somebody
who didn't put it...

- Didn't value that.
- You didn't know that.

You-you did what-what
you felt was right.

It doesn't make you stupid.
It doesn't make you weak.

We're-we're lovers.

We-we're always looking
for the love of our lives,

and you just happened
to think that his stupid ass

was the love
of your life.

Now, it feels like you are
the one who is in prison,

not him.

Even my life coach told me
I need to put more into me,

you know, 'cause I put stuff
on the backburner for so long.

Girl, I've watched you.

No more tears
over that asshole,

that con artist,
that manipulator.

I'm, like, just pissed off
that I allowed myself

to even date somebody
who is beneath me,

who is not even
on my ****ing level.

- You know what I'm saying?
- I'm glad you realized that.

We've been feeling that way,
but we didn't wanna tell you.

Well, bitches,
I need all my friends

to be honest
with me from now on.

- Uh-huh. Go ahead. Mm-hmm.
- Dating, love,

success, happiness.

Yay!

♪ I feel so good
I look so fine ♪

♪ You know
I'm climbing higher ♪

♪ Than the Atlanta skyline

I'm going to get purple.

Well, what kind of purple?
You could do a lavender.

You want somethin'
to match your hair?

It's different
shades of purple.

What about this?

Oh, yeah,
it matches your hair.

- Yeah.
- Hi. How are you?

Hi. I'm good.
How are you?

We both want pedicures.

We have the best crew
over here.

- So...
- Yeah, yes.

You need to not be afraid
to get the heels,

- really smooth.
- Okay, okay.

Okay.

I like it hot,
like steamy, steamy hot.

Take good care of my mom.

She just came all
the way from Chicago.

Thank you.

- Thank you.
- Tipsy nails,

- to us, to mommy.
- To us, yes.

Cheers.

Cheers to y'all.

- I have to spoil you.
- I love it.

- I hope that one day...
- I'm never going home.

You never go home.

- That's what I was gonna say.
- I'm never going home.

Yeah, short, short.

My husband says
I stab him with my nails.

So, cut it all the way.

Mmm.

You know, Ralph is write...

Do you even know Ralph
is writing a book,

- about step parenting?
- No.

- I didn't know about it.
- I didn't know about it.

We have so much
to catch up on, mommy.

Ralph is writing a book
about step parenting.

The assistant,
the woman that you met,

she got him
the book deal.

He started
to resent me

because I felt
disrespected by her,

so he fired her.

The book can be very helpful
and beneficial to help other men

and women understand
the importance of, like,

- blending their families.
- Yeah.

- But it's not easy.
- Yeah.

Would Ralph just say,
"Let me just adopt him?"

- Josiah would love that.
- Okay, so...

Because he's the only father
Josiah

- has ever known.
- Is that a conversation

that you could bring up
with your therapist?

That's one of our things that
we're having to work through

with marriage counseling,

and that's been one
of the sticking points,

but then you're gonna
write a book

when we haven't solved
the issue in our own marriage,

which is, I feel like
he should adopt Josiah where...

Yeah, because
that's what...

I thought that was
going-going to happen

when you changed the name.

I did, too.
I-I did, too.

To Pittman, I thought
that was going to happen.

I don't know why Ralph
isn't adopting Josiah.

I mean, I hear him when
he says it's a man thing to,

like, respect Josiah's
biological father,

and I'm for
Josiah's biological father

being in his life,

but we haven't seen
Josiah's dad in forever.

Really, it's not about
you guys, right now.

It's about Josiah.

Right.

So, you know, I was
working with your sister,

and one of the women that
are on her team is, uh,

Prophet June, and I did ask
could I get advice from her.

Mm-hmm.

I wanna play this
for you. Okay, here.

Oh, my God, this massage,
right now.

Oh, but listen to that.

It's saying somethin'
about me?

Yes, it does.

Okay, that's crazy.

I'm looking at everybody.
I'm like, is it a San ya?

Then I'm like, well,
maybe it's the assistant.

Is it Sheree 'cause Sheree
has been murmuring?

And I don't know.
Maybe Sheree is coming for me.

I know it's not Kenya,
but is Kenya gonna turn?

I don't know.
I don't know who it is,

but I'm looking
around at everybody.

Because do you know San ya that
came to your birthday party,

- remember her?
- Yes.

And she has completely
turned against me

- for no reason.
- Wait a minute.

Yeah.

She went and talked
to Ralph because her

and her husband are having
some marital issues.

She doesn't wanna
have another baby.

Her-her husband wants
to have another baby.

And so, she was talking
to Ralph to get, like,

- a male perspective.
- You got one. We got three.

- Right.
- And guess what.

We're just as busy, if not
even more, than you guys.

Y'all act like
y'all are busy.

- I don't know but...
- Oh, what?

And she said, "We're trying
to figure out how busy

- "y'all really are."
- Who is, "We?"

Who is, "We?"

And then you're
trying to figure out

how busy we really are.
What does that mean?

I'm sitting here side eyeing,
like who-who are you?

Who is the real San ya?

I feel like
she's a little fake.

What kind of freak show...
What kind of circle is this?

I-I don't know, mommy.

We need to rebuild
our sisterhood.

We need to rebuild
the village.

- Right.
- We need to rebuild

all of this stuff that
we're just tearing down.

Coming up next...

I need a break from them,
so I kicked the boys out.

What?

♪ I was born in Atlanta
in a very violent manner ♪

♪ It was the grimy
hiney-shaking '90s ♪

♪ And I was angry
like Bruce Banner ♪

Hi. Hi, beautiful.
How are you doing?

- Hello. How are you?
- I'm good.

- Good.
- What do you have in today?

What are you
shopping for today?

I'm building a home now,

so we need to start
ordering stuff.

My house will be ready
in 12 to 14 months,

and it's taking longer than that
to get furniture these days.

Now, can we mix 'em?

You could do
some texture. Yes.

Like, we can do
the different textures.

Definitely.

So, let me
just go ahead

and at least start
putting orders

in for somethin',
so my house

is just not empty
when it's ready.

I want, like, maybe
the bottom of the cushion,

maybe the arm
a different color.

Yes, we can do custom.

Well, what you
got going on here?

- Hey.
- That's my babe.

Here's my girlfriend, Sheree.

- Hi, Sheree. Nice to see you.
- Hi. How are you?

- Nice to see you.
- Yes.

Hey.

Look at San ya in
our neck of the woods now.

Welcome to
Buckingham, girl.

San ya has
a lot of hair.

I love it, the winter coat
with the abs out.

That's-that's a Marlo
fashion moment there.

Let's look around,
though, you guys.

I definitely need these.

- Girl, we need a cart.
- I know. I'm like,

I need a cart.

I'm gonna place
these right here, love.

So, Sheree, what's gonna
be the most expensive room,

do you think?

- The living room?
- The living room.

What was
your living room?

My living room was probably
maybe 40-somethin'.

I got chandeliers
that are $10,000.

I got some
that are $7,000.

I can't wait until
you see her place.

So, I'm gonna spend at least
$40,000 in the living room.

- At least. At least.
- Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Listen, I think we all need
to let loose, have a good time,

so I'm thinking about doing
a pajama party sleepover

- this weekend.
- Ahh!

That's gonna be so...
But who you inviting?

I wanna invite
all the girls.

I think that...
Listen, Marlo.

- Listen.
- Don't go nowhere.

- Don't go.
- Listen,

tell Kenya she better
not try me at your house.

We're gonna ****
that house up.

Not ****
the chateau up.

You better tell her.

Even though Kenya
is gonna be there.

Who cares?

Her house is so big
I don't have to be

right up underneath her.

So, I'm excited
about this party.

I'm so glad we
could come and shop,

and we look pretty.

We're doing a Marlo day.

- Yeah, we're not working out.
- We're not working out.

- Oh.
- We gotta talk about crazy.

Lord.

How y'all gonna let me
almost get double-teamed?

- That was two people.
- Who was the other person?

Kenya was two people
'cause I didn't know

who the other person was.

- She got a alter ego?
- Hell yeah.

I was like, what the hell?

That was not Kenya.

Get out of
my ****ing face!

Kenya, Kenya, Kenya,

You're not gonna
walk up on me.

You didn't tell Marc
you were perfect.

Pitiful little ho!

Kenya and I have not been
friends for years.

Yeah.

And she's never
reacted like that.

I don't know if she's
taking pills to lose weight.

I don't know.

Oh, well, let me give
you guys a update

'cause I actually was with...
I was with Kenya yesterday.

- Oh, you... okay.
- Oh, uh-uh, come on.

- Traitor. Let's go.
- No, I'm not a traitor.

I'm not a traitor.
Y'all are my girls.

- Y'all are my girls.
- Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Girl.

Security, get us
outta here. Uh-uh.

Listen, I went over there
'cause, listen,

- 'cause, you know, I called you.
- You did not...

She felt like you
kinda blind-sided her

at the thing when you
were like, "You're lying,"

and stuff,
and she's like,

"Dang, if she's really
trying to be my friend,

"then why would she say
that I was lying?"

If you truly, genuinely want
to build a relationship,

can you not go
below the belt?

No, I need
class for that.

I don't know how to not
go below the belt

if you're standing
there talking about me.

Kenya has a bad case
of can't take,

and there's
no medicine for it.

- Can't take?
- Can't take Marlo.

Kenya is coming down
with that, and it's bad.

I wanna get her some
medicine for it,

but you can't buy it.

She's gotta read the Bible,
and I know she don't do that,

so Lord Jesus.

She can't take me.

Sheree, I forgot to tell you
I met wit' your referral

from your life coach.

- He was amazing.
- He was?

Hopefully, it's just
a safe space, and he doesn't...

It's definitely
a safe place.

- It definitely is.
- It is.

He sees children, also.

So, maybe I'll take Michael
and William to see him.

Okay.

- Aww, what's going on?
- What's going on?

I just freaked out
the other day.

I was so pissed
at the boys.

I get in the house.
I'm so frustrated,

'cause I'm already
frustrated with damn Kenya.

So, I went to bed.
I was really upset.

Next morning, I said,
"You know what?

"Get all your dirty
clothes together.

"I'm taking you guys
to the laundry mat."

Long story short,
Monday comes around,

they have school.

So, when they leave,
I go upstairs.

His stuff was all wet,
like, sour.

- Oh, my God.
- Ooh.

Like, you know,
after three days,

- it's gonna be awful.
- Aww, aww.

Start smelling, yes.

Oh, Michael
punched the wall.

Do you know how many days
I wanna punch somethin'?

Yeah.

Sh..., I wanted
to punch Kenya. I didn't.

Look, these are the clothes
that he just washed,

new shoes he couldn't find,

and clothes that
I don't had it washed,

dried, and folded.
I'm missing my joggers.

Potato chips under the bed,

and his laptop that I took
and put in my bedroom,

in my closet hidden,
is underneath his teddy bear.

So, now I'm gonna
have to lock my door.

I just hope they
won't steal anything

or take anything.

And I just feel, you guys,
it's been almost three years.

I need a break from them.

So, I kicked the boys out.

What?

It was just
a bad day, though.

What do you mean,
you kicked the boys out?

- Kicked 'em out?
- I just told 'em
they had to go.

Where did they go?

To my little
sister's, Crystal.

I called her, and I said,
"Look, you gotta get these boys.

I'm done, If you can't
take 'em, do whatever."

She knew, like,
that's not me.

Crystal is
my little sister.

I chose to send
the boys to Crystal

because she's just
a mom of four toddler boys,

and she just gets
the job done.

She's like, "Can you just
give them a 30-day wake up call?"

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Like, damn it be grateful
and thank God

for the auntie
that you have that cares

and take the time
to do the extra things

that I feel are important.

I don't know if my sister
is gonna be

on them about homework.

I'm gonna just
see what happens.

It's definitely gonna
be a wake up call for them.

Let me tell
you somethin'.

I have never taken
a break from my kids.

Would I like a break
from my kids sometimes?

Hell yeah, but I never
got that opportunity.

But I think we need
to dig deeper into

why you felt the need to,
you know, kick the boys out.

When I grew up, Sheree,

I grew up in a household
with a mom,

substance abuse and drugs.

I worked my ass off.
I've always worked.

And I just feel that
Michael and William,

I wanna shake them and say,
"Hey, I want you to be great."

I wasn't spoiled growing up.
I had it tough.

I grew up in the projects,

and I didn't have
anyone to rely on.

I had to get to where
I'm at today on my own.

These are smart boys.

You need to say,
"Look, I have been making

tons of sacrifices

because I want
a brighter future for you,

but it-it doesn't
come easy."

I think I'm
afraid of failing.

I'm afraid, if-if somethin'
happens to them...

People are gettin' killed.

There are children
gettin' shot.

I'm like, God forbid
somethin' happen

to Michael and William,
and they're in my care.

We all fear for our kids.

And it's okay for you
to, you know, feel like that

because it is
a scary time, right now.

It is.

I think you're doing
a great job, Marlo.

You're doing
the best that you can,

and I think you gotta
give yourself credit.

Ultimately, give
yourself grace.

If you need a break,
it is okay to take a break.

And maybe I just say,
"I still love you,

I'm considering it,
but right now

I just need some time
for me."

- Yes, that's what you say.
- Yes.

"Auntie loves
you to death."

Yeah.

"But right now,
for my well-being,

I just need
to take my sanity."

And then you need to
figure out what you want.

I don't know if things
are even gonna be different

when they return
in 30 days.

I hope they come back,

and they're just
more appreciative,

they're sticking
to the rules,

holding each one of them
accountable for their actions

and their responsibilities.

You know, I think them
being out for the 30 days

will be good for them.

I think it'll be
good for you,

but I challenge you,
though, in those 30 days,

to figure out how it's
gonna be different

when they come back
to the house.

Coming up next...

Drew and you have
the same outfit on.

Shut your face!

Take it off!
Take it off!

♪ I'm from the A
oh yeah the A-T-L ♪

♪ riding out with
all my ladies ♪

♪ yeah we crunk as hell

♪ shout out to A
holler back A-T-L ♪

♪ sweatin' hotter
than these streets ♪

♪ 'cause it's hot as hell

♪ I'm from the A
oh yeah the A-T-L ♪

Hey, love.

Oh, you're gettin'
your makeup done to go to bed.

Girl, I don't know how
this slumber party is gonna go.

The last time we had
an overnight situation

where all the girls
were together...

Whoo!

Let somebody else
play with that.

Some people ended up
hiding the dick.

It was a lot of things
happening.

♪ It's about the lights
in your eyes ♪

♪ yeah we ridin' through

♪ everyone comes to
Atlanta ♪

♪ with the land
of dreams okay ♪

I love Sheree, but I
kinda wanna just call her

and be like,
"I can't make it."

You gotta go.

I need to pull
a Kenya on her.

♪ Riding out
with all my ladies ♪

♪ Yeah we crunk as hell

♪ Shout out the A
holler back A-T-L ♪

Oh, everything
is comin' along.

How you like
your paintings?

Okay, okay, okay.

So, we got some abs.

Oh, we got a penis.
Oh, Lord.

I got a couple
more surprises for ya.

Wait, so, that's
what we're painting?

- Yes.
- Okay.

My whole vision for
this party tonight

is to see
the ladies in nude

and different shades
of melanin,

which represents
stripping off negativity

of past relationships
and baring it all.

This is going to be
the distraction I need.

Hello!
Honey, I'm home!

Sheree?

Do we get to inte-integrate
the, um, male and the female?

- That's how I want it to feel.
- Absolutely.

So, I wanted somethin'
for everybody.

I am looking to feel
super sexy

and to celebrate
with my girlfriends,

and I think it's gonna
be a good night.

Hey, how are you doing?

Good.

Looks like we all
on the same page.

Where is everybody?

Oh, she's already
downstairs?

Y'all start upstairs
with the ladies.

Uh... hey, what?

Ooh, she understood
the assignment.

Hey, let me go
see what's going on.

I'll be right back.

So, I wanted to do
something for her.

Smell this.

- What's that?
- It's incense.

It's coochie incense.

Well, okay.

You don't put that
in there, do you?

No, no, no.

Is that supposed to get
the old spirits out?

Yeah.

I am assuming
that this is similar

to what they do
at the spa

where they steam your cooch.

So, I'm not sure
about these incense,

but, you know, I'm gonna
let her do it.

- Uh-oh.
- What's up, girl?

- Hi.
- Hello, how you doin'?

- Ooh.
- Hi, Fat um, how are you?

Hi, baby.

Hey, cutie.
Oh, I need your sweater.

Oh, my God, I'm so cold.

It was so hard to find
new pajamas, right now.

- Oh, well.
- What's up?

What is all this?
What's this with little...?

Hey, oh, yes.
Hi.

Is the... are
the appetizers ready?

- You girls wanna...
- Oh, yes, food.

Yes, feed me, Sheree.

Hello!

- Oh, hello, hello.
- Hey.

One thing I love
about Sheree's events,

is that she always
gonna have good food.

Girl, yes.
Hi, cutie.

Wait, hold up.
Is Marlo coming, too?

Oh, yes, Marlo
is coming, too.

I invited Drew, as well.

- Okay.
- Okay, that's...

But I don't know
if she's coming.

I haven't heard anything.

- What, why not?
- Who else have you invited?

Yeah.

She's over an hour
away from...

Y'all don't have
any problems, do you?

I thought we were good.

I went to her
Drop it With Drew event.

How was that
before I got there?

It was... I felt like
she pulled it together.

Did you call Drew?

No, she had the same invite
as everybody else.

Yeah.

Fat um, what do you
think about Drew?

She attacked me
for no reason.

But he said that your husband
is gay and all of that.

- You should stop talking.
- I'm just telling...

- No, I'm not gonna stop talking.
- Just stop talking.

- Just stop talking.
- I'm not gonna stop.

So, I was talking to
a partner of mine.

I'm like, "Oh, my God,
this girl, she attacked me."

And, you know,
I was telling him,

and he's like,
"Well, what-what's her name?

"I'll run her file."

So, I was telling
a friend this girl

just charged at me,
like, for no reason.

- She just went off on me.
- Yeah.

And then, you know,
a few days later,

he called me,
and he's like,

"I pulled up
her background check.

Her and her husband
have about...

- 12 aliases."
- Oh, he looked up both of 'em.

For real?

So, what did
your friend say?

He's like,
"Yeah, her and her husband,

they have a hell
of aliases.

Well, one of the ones
that I...

That stuck in my mind is
Danielle somethin'-somethin'

as his...
One of his aliases.

- I got the receipt.
- Wait, so, a whole woman?

- "A whole woman," she said.
- Yeah.

Let me see.
Uh-uh.

Was this a detective?

This guy,
he has experience.

I said, "Is it normal
to have this many aliases?"

- He said, "No."
- Yeah, I wanna see...

A friend of hers
who works in real estate

got the information
for her.

I have no idea, no clue,

what Drew and Ralph
are hiding,

but they're
hiding something.

**** ****.

Who have I run
background checks on?

As of late, anyone who asks
for my phone number,

I'm doing
a background check.

Fat um is funny.
She's like, "I know people."

Hey, all I see,
is tatas.

- All I see, is tatas.
- Hey, love it.

- Hi, beautiful.
- Why'd you do that, Drew?

I mean, some people
do that when their credit

ain't that good.

Oh, not the bad credit.

Ralph is kinda like
Tommy from "Martin."

He seems to have money
but no job in sight.

Oh, Danielle?
Danielle, yeah.

That's the alias
that Ralph used

when he was down in Tampa.

Smart, Ralph.

Just have some appetizers
and then we'll go downstairs.

Okay.

Hello, hello.

She's trying
to fatten us up.

Hi, Drew, how are you?

- Hi, How are you?
- Hello.

- You look sexy.
- Oh, y'all have the same look.

Yeah, you and Sheree
have the same thing on.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Who are...
Oh, I remember you.

I remember you.

I was like, you look familiar,
but then I remembered

- how we met.
- Of course.

I'm a little nervous
walking into

Sheree's slumber party

because it's
all this female energy.

There is an adversary.
It feels like it's a woman.

It's like all the spirits
are in one place.

- What's up, love?
- You look super comfy and cozy.

Drew and you have
the same outfit

- as you, Sheree.
- Shut your face!

Well, first,
this is for you.

- Oh, you gots to go, bitch.
- This is for you.

Boom, that what you
wanna do.

That's the only reason
you get to stay.

Take it off!
Take it off!

Bitch stole my look.

I'm often imitated
but never duplicated.

These bitches could never.

Well, Miss Hampton
is here, door open.

Door open.

Hello!

It's a party.
It's a party, hey.

Sasquatch in a lace front
just walked in the door,

and, honey, I am
so unbothered.

Girl, you know I was like,
I was gonna let you...

What's up?
How you doin'?

- Let's go down, ladies.
- All right.

Ooh, Sheree,
this is amazing.

So pretty.

This is right up my alley,
chile, what we doing?

What's the inspiration
for this?

- I just wanna know.
- We're baring it all.

This looks like
my husband's body, though.

So, we're gonna do
a little painting tonight.

Are we gonna
have a live model?

Do you want live models?

- Look at Kandi salivating.
- Yes.

Live models!
Live models!

Live models!
Live models!

Oh!

Lord, I didn't realize

this was a Kandi
Freak Burruss production.

I know what
people are thinking,

but I had nothing
to do with this.

- Here are the abs.
- Wow.

Coming up next...

You're officially
certified stalker.

And I'm gonna get more
if you keep ****ing with me.

♪ I'm from the A
oh yeah the A-T-L ♪

Here's a little inspiration.

Wow, hello.

- Let me back up.
- Mm-hmm.

Yes, beautiful.
Kandi called for you.

Oh, wow!
Y'all are turnt up.

What's up, Lisa?

What you got
going on over here?

Hey.

- Hey, baby.
- Hi, baby.

I haven't seen you
in forever.

I know.

Lisa Wu is my girl
from back in the day.

We still hang out.

She's always
the life of the party.

These girls can learn a lot
from Lisa Wu.

- Oh, we're paintin'.
- Yes, we're painting.

Are you a stripper?

Oh!

Oh, you got one of them
24-carat gold penis.

Not that bad.

Yeah, yeah,
but not that two-toned.

Not that two-toned.

How do you tone
your thighs like that?

I gotta get rid
of my cellulite.

Well, clearly, Bolo didn't
make an appearance tonight.

I'm just sayin'.

I was not expecting
Chateau Sheree

to turn into an episode of
"Naked and Afraid."

They were naked,
and I was afraid.

I paid for naked.
I don't want to see no clothes.

I'm gonna just, you know.

This is my husband, girl.

This is my husband,
right here.

This is my husband, too.

- So, speaking of husbands.
- Yes.

Keep us focused.

When you were talking to Ralph,
you were like,

"Well, yeah,
we're trying to figure out

how busy you guys
actually are."

- And he brought it to me.
- I didn't... okay.

And it was just like,
okay, that's weird sh...

I-I wasn't asking
how busy you were.

I just said, when Ralph
made it seem

we're busier than you know,

you guys can't quantify
how busy I am.

So, it's not...
So, don't make the assumption

that I'm not busy, too.

Well, don't-don't get turnt up
because he was...

He was only trying to help
and offering advice.

Period.
I'm not getting turnt up.

Well, how is that helping,
telling you...

No, how is that helping,
him telling you

that I was questioning
how busy y'all were?

I honestly
did not mean any shade

when I talked to Ralph.

Y'all act like
y'all are busy.

Y'all act like
y'all are busy.

Y'all act like
y'all are busy.

What?

- What I said to Drew was that...
- What you said to Drew?

Oh, y'all have the boy name,
girl name.

I be sometimes
calling Ralph Drew.

Wait, now you're
coming for my name?

I wanna have a good time.
I don't wanna...

I'm not
having this conversation.

- Bye, girl.
- Kick rocks.

I'm not turning up on San ya.

I'm keeping it cool,
calm, and collected.

I'm just communicating.
Using my vocabulary.

Let her know how I feel.

I'm just telling her the truth.

Hey, do not with it.

It's amazing.
Let me see.

I'm drunk.

I mean,
I'm not drunk.

Thank you.
Get Kenya one more.

Thank... oh, I don't know.

- I may not. I may not.
- She gave you a half.

I may not like you
by the end of the night.

You will love me
by the end of the night.

I know.
You're gonna love me.

- It was good.
- Hey.

You're ready?
Okay.

Oh, it's dinnertime.

- Are you guys ready to eat?
- We are.

Oh, this is
freaking amazing.

Oh, yes!

For you guys.

- Oh, cute.
- You are the hostess, ma'am.

Where the restroom at?

The closest
restroom is here.

- We have to get back up.
- Right.

We're gonna help each other.

We're gonna be rolling,
especially after this drink.

How you been?

I just...

Where I'm at,
right now,

I just feel I'm not as strong
as I appear to be.

Oh, my God,
I need water.

It's like I've been
going off on everybody,

and I think that was
just my way of kinda, like,

this sh... is different.
Like It's different.

And I'm not a mom.

- And I just feel...
- So where are they?

They're at my sister's.

I miss them,
but, right now, Kandi,

I just need me, right now.
I'm losing me.

I'm drinking more.
I'm stressed.

I'm crying more.

I'm, like, just...
I'm just... I don't know.

I need therapy.

Like, I went,
and I saw a doctor.

But you've given them
this fabulous life but to just...

And that's the problem.

By telling them
to get the **** out,

that that's gonna
make them feel...

Kandi, it doesn't,
but at the time...

That's gonna be worse.

At the time,
it's what I needed to do

'cause I was gonna lose it,

and I just feel
I'm not doing right by them.

I'm not 'cause
when I get an argument wit' you

and Kandi... and Kenya, it's...

Oh, it ain't about money.

It's not about
what you buy them.

I said, "Damn, what you want me
to get them, food stamps?"

- Where is Kandi and Marlo?
- I have no idea.

I was mad at your ass.
I'm not even gonna lie.

So, it was building up in me.

So, when I saw you today,
and you was being all nice,

I was thrown off.
I have sympathy for Marlo.

I understand that
she took on a lot, you know,

never having children,
but when she decided to

take on that responsibility,

she should have
accepted the fact

that she was gonna
put her feelings to the side.

It was so funny.

When I saw you,
and I was nice, I said,

"Lord, I hope she accepts this,
right now,"

'cause I need it,
and you accepted it.

Kandi is definitely showing up,
uh, as a friend

that I want her to be.

She's listening,
and she's seeming to care.

I definitely feel like
you should continue

to seek therapy,
do what you gotta do,

but there's gotta be
a better wit' you and the boys.

It's going to.

There's gotta be
a better way.

Just pray for me
and love me, sis.

I love you.

And thank you
for forgiving me.

You was about to be
damn cut off.

Ooh, uh-uh.

Coming up next...

She's looking like
she had one too many drinks.

Sloppy drunk,
yes, like this.

Oh, yes.

- Ooh, yes!
- I love snapper.

Ooh, wee.

Thank you for inviting us.

Oh, I needed this.

I was in a horrible situation
for a few years,

and now I'm ready to
shed all of that negativity

and get me out of
my little funk.

And the naked thing, for me,
is being vulnerable

and, you know,
kinda baring all.

You're too fine
to be in a funk, Sheree.

I know.

We have to play this game.

Whenever anyone says something,
um, positive,

you have to go, "Yes, queen."

Okay, so, do we wanna
go around the table,

and everybody say
somethin' nice?

Well, I was gonna just
point out the obvious

'cause Marlo and Kandi
disappeared for a while.

- Okay. Okay, go ahead.
- So...

We had a good
conversation.

She shared some things with me
that, you know,

put some light on, you know,
why some of the things

that she was saying about me
was coming off the way it was.

You know,
we're in a better place.

Yes, queen!

I love it.

Uh, ladies, all the ladies
here at the table,

I love each
and every one of you.

Yes, queen!

So, it's your turn, Drew.
Say somethin' nice.

Um, I am happy that, you know,
I'm getting along

with mostly everyone here.

So, that's
a beautiful thing.

Can we say, "Yes, queen?"

No, queen.

No, queen!

Y'all are so silly.

Think about it.

We're gonna go back
around that way.

Yeah, let's go.

All you beautiful ladies here,
you're powerful,

and we go through
a lot of stuff,

and we still strive,
and we come through,

and we still look out
for each other,

and so that's
what it's all about.

Yes, queen!

All right, Kenya.

I have had
a couple of drinks.

But whatever your desires are,
may they all come true

because you are all queens.

Yes, queen!

All right, Drew,
back to you.

Round two, okay.

You know, I mostly get along
with everyone around here,

so I'm just looking to rebuild,
um, and go further.

And in the sake of... what?
Whoa, the energy.

- Start over!
- Why? No, I was gonna just...

You said
the same exact thing, Drew.

Well, no, because
I wanted to make it clear.

She doesn't know how to
give a compliment

'cause she's not used to
gettin' 'em, poor thing.

Marlo was saying
she loves everybody.

So, do you really
love everybody?

In God's way, I do.

I feel that you and San ya
argue 24-7,

- but don't you truly love her?
- Twenty-four seven?

I mean, y'all argue.
Do you truly love her?

- Maybe not.
- I do.

I love everybody,
even my enemies.

That aspect is real.

So, anybody
that's ever hurt you,

you gotta release them
'cause you'll be in bondage.

Yep.

Because you're waiting for
an apology

that will never come.

- And that is the 100%.
- It will never come,

- and you'll be a victim.
- Yes, exactly.

And I'm not waiting
for an apology.

I'm not waiting for nothin'.

All right.
Hold on, Lisa.

You will never get it.

Excuse me.
I'm talking!

Yeah, you've been
talking a lot, Lisa.

I said, "Hold on a second."
Dang! Dang.

I'm talking a lot?

Kenya said somethin', though,
and I wanted to...

For us to acknowledge it
based on what you said.

No, but I gotta finish
my thought,

and you have been...

Yeah, but Kenya said somethin'

based on what you said,

and I think it was worth
her being able to

finish her thought.

And then, please, please,
okay, then hold that thought

and let me... in' finish
what the **** I was sayin'!

Girl...

Next time, we'll all get in a,
like, an environment

where you won't
interrupt me.

Can I have some more
champagne, please?

I don't know Madame Lisa
that well,

but she is certainly acting like
the drunk auntie at the picnic.

It's like, Lisa, can we please
hear from somebody else?

Okay, so, now, Drew,
we can come back to you.

Oh, I said what
I needed to say.

You keep drawing your eye
somewhere over there.

No, I'm gonna keep it 100.

You spoke on
my husband's name.

Like, I don't even know you!
I don't even know you.

Girl, but you act like
you know me.

You spoke on my husband.

She was quoting
what Anthony said.

What she heard.

But still,
you should apologize.

Let it go.
I'm not gonna apologize.

So, Fat um, honestly,
we need to

- really talk about this.
- We don't.

Because she was bothered
by what happened,

and so bothered that
she talked to a friend of hers,

and the friend was a detective
or something

and did some background check
on you guys,

stuff that came up that
she was, like, talking about.

Wait, wait, wait.
Time out.

Time out. Time out.
Time out. Time out.

I-I don't mean
to cut you off.

Is she a stalker?

Like, I'm trying
to figure out.

Like, who are you?

We're talking about you?

I am starting to feel like
the spirit

is sitting
right across from me.

She's everywhere.
I cannot shake her.

She said your husband
had a female alias name.

What?

And you had, like,
three different aliases.

Aliases?
Are you serious?

It was not me.

It was your assistant
that said it,

and you were
just like, "Ahh!"

So, I said, okay,
so I talked to someone,

- and they pulled your record.
- The salad is good.

Oh, can I have some
salad dressing?

And you do have
a lot of aliases.

Balsamic, please.

And what the ****
does that mean?

I don't know.
So, told the girls

- I don't ****ing know.
- Lay it on me.

- It's all good.
- Girls, one conversation.

I'm in my salad,
right now.

Ralph is not Danielle.

Danielle is my assistant.
Let's be clear.

If you wanna come to my house,
you can meet her.

Can I have your water,
please?

- Guys, come here.
- She needs to sober up.

She's looking a little like
she had one too many drinks.

You look like you're fading.

- Don't do that.
- It's done. Period.

Floor, sloppy drunk, yes,
like this.

Fast drunks
up in this bitch!

This bitch could be drunk
every day for me.

I love it.

I love drunk Kenya.

Drunk Kenya
is the true Kenya.

She's just been
ready to let loose.

I will say this, Sheree,
in regards to,

you know, you being upset
about, you know,

Anthony saying some
things about you.

I just feel like you might
need to address this.

She has information about me
from a detective.

And I'm gonna get more if
you keep ****ing with me.

I don't need you
to repeat those things.

No, but she's in my presence,
and she's saying more sh...

And I'm gonna keep coming.
I'm gonna keep coming.

What the ****
you gonna do?

You are go...
You ain't coming nowhere.

But, Drew,
do you love her?

- I'm just asking.
- Hey! Hey!

That's the mother ****ing
question!

- Who is Danielle?
- Danielle was...

- Who is Danielle?
- She was one of my assistants.

Danielle is Ralph's alias?

What?

I'm so...

Danielle is my assistant,
and they know Danielle.

So, she's just
making things up.

She's really, really trying,
at this point.

Can I have
another cupcake?

Okay, I have a question.

It's real serious,
for real, though.

Is my wig on straight?

I'm so glad Kenya is making
a joke about her wigs.

I remember you couldn't
even ask her about her wig.

Kandi...

Sheree, we need you
to change your clothes.

Yes.

Need to change my clothes
into what?

- After she eats.
- She has somethin'

that she wants you
to change into.

- Oh.
- Uh-huh.

- All right.
- Be careful, Kandi.

Girl, bye.

She should have never
spoke on my husband.

- That's it.
- No. So, that's the thing.

- I feel like family is off...
- Off limits.

What is this, bitch?
What am I wearing?

- Where did you find that?
- I got it.

What is it? Oh, I'm about
to be an African queen, bitch.

Yes, put it on.

The smoke sticks
to the hair.

If she has no hair,
it's just a waste of time.

So you got a bunch
of hair down there?

A little bit.

Hello, everybody!

All hail for the queen!

Whoa!

Coming up next...

I don't know if it's
the alcohol or the incense,

but I do feel a tingle.

Whoa!

All right, queen!

- Queen!
- Everyone, quiet.

So I know
Sheree is moving on

from the negative energy

- into the positive energy.
- Yes.

So, I figure out,
what can I offer my friend?

So this is
coochie incense.

She wants to
burn your coochie.

Coochie incense?
What are you trying to do?

- What you talking about?
- I know. I know. I know.

- No, no, no, no, no, no.
- What the...

This is something
to get rid of

- the old energy.
- Oh, the old energy.

- Yes.
- Yes.

The negative energy.

So, we're gonna
put incense in here,

- and you stand on it.
- Okay.

And then you let
the smoke just enter.

Oh, it's like a steam.

- Yes, a steam bath with steam.
- The steam.

Spread it wide.

Keep it low.

If Fat um thinks
that this coochie cleanse

is gonna work,
then I'm gonna try it.

Wait for it.

I feel it, though.
It's gettin' heated.

I don't know if it's
the alcohol or the incense,

but I do feel a tingle.

Kenya! Kenya!

Smoking pot takes on
a whole new meaning with this.

Get it! Get it!
Get it!

I'm gonna catch on fire.

I don't know
if this coochie incense

is gonna cleanse
Sheree of Tyrone,

but it might give her
a yeast infection.

Take it back to Africa!

I don't know what man
would go down on a woman

who coochie smell like incense
from the flea market.

Oh, my God.
What is happening?

It is very witch crafty,
at this point.

This has turned into a whole
ceremony of black magic.

I don't want
any parts of it.

That's why I'm
staying far, far away.

- Wait, you're gonna have to...
- Ahh!

Oh, sh...!
Are you burned?

I got nothin'
to do with it.

I tried to tell y'all.

Oh, you do that.

- I think I'm gonna...
- Everybody, get up.

- Let's toast to the queen.
- Fresh coochies.

Toasting?
What are we toasting to?

Toast to the queen.

One, two, three, cheers!

Cheers!

Cheers, queen.

And 24 inches later
of my real hair.

You know what is so funny?
I love this moment

because there was a time
when you could not mention

- a wig with Kenya.
- Deal with it.

I love that she embraced
how we all wear wigs.

She's so busy trying
to talk about me.

How am I trying
to talk about you?

I love that your self-esteem
has come up, okay?

I am the moment, bitch.
I am the moment!

- Not to Marc, you're not!
- I am the moment!

- Not to your baby daddy!
- Marlo.

I am the moment.
I'm always the moment.

I don't care.
She can't keep men.

Stop.

Wait, wait.
Ladies, we had

- such an amazing night.
- Let's go home, everybody.

Such a beautiful,
positive night,

and I just want each
and every one of you ladies

- to know I love you.
- Ugh.

And I want you ladies with me
to recharge.

Right now, I'm going through
a tough time in my life,

and I love all you smart,
beautiful ladies.

- Oh, thank you.
- Hell yeah!

So, in, like, four days,
in four days,

- pack your bags.
- Four days.

- Whoo!
- Okay.

And you're just
going with me.

Where are we going?
Where are we going?

Where are we going?

A road trip to
Blue Ridge Mountain.

Yes, a road trip,
so exciting.

So exciting, a road trip.

I'm glad you are.
Love you.

I'm trying to do cheers.

I don't like this.
Stop it.

Marlo and Kenya cannot
seem to get along.

These bitches
tore up the chateau.

I know their mamas taught them
better than this.

Love you all.
Love you all. Bye!

Love you!

The moment is leaving!

- Oh, my God.
- You're going the wrong way.

Stop, Kenya!
Sh...! ****!

Don't let her pass!

You know what, y'all?

I'm gonna keep it here,
sweet and positive.

- Oh, God.
- I wanna go home.

Running like you're
one of my kids.

- The moment is back.
- Yes!

- Here, take your drink.
- One, two, three.

Yes, queen!

What happened
to She by Sheree?

I was given a fashion show
with no passion.

So, you're doing
a line of

- She by Sheree athletic wear?
- Yeah, lifestyle.

When?

September, uh,
spring, summer.

She is turning up.

He does not have
the number of pieces

that he said he was gonna have.

Are you ****ing
kidding me?

This cannot be another one
of those ****ing times.

I hope you're ready
for more of this smoke.

You take care of a man.

I don't take care
of no man!

- Get a husband.
- You don't want a husband.

And then you can tell me
what to do with one.

Jamacia, my dear!

- Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!
- Boom, boom, boom!

- Oh!
- This is so nice.

- Girl.
- This is gorgeous.

Whoo!

You can smell the champion,
the winning,

- the gold.
- Yes!

National Stadium where I had
my very first big race.

Yes!

Ow!

- We are your guests.
- I am not being rude.

I'm gonna speak,
and then you're gonna listen.

Don't tell me how to come
at you when I'm upset.

I just asked
you to be quiet!

Don't ****
with my wife.

No one in this group
will take me away

from Michael and William.

Yeah, 'cause you
gave 'em away.

- Kenya.
- Bitch, you're trash.

So, can't nobody say
nothin' to you then?

Oh, you can say somethin',

- but I'm just sayin'.
- I am not Michelle Obama.

You go low.
I'm going low wit' you.

I haven't told him yet,

but I think I'm gonna
get the IUD taken out.

So, I ordered
a birth simulator.

- Oh, push, push, push!
- All right. All right.

All right.

Since I didn't have any input,
maybe I'll just give you

a fourth
of the invoice.

Oh, so, this right here,
what's up with this?

I know you think
everything is free,

- but not everything is free.
- No, I really don't...

Guess who is coming
in town tomorrow.

Mom.

No matter where you were,
I came to you.

You know I did,
and I love you.

Tyrone.

Oh, damn!

No apology, no nothin'
for letting me sit there?

Why would I apologize
for somethin'

that you helped me
go back to prison?

- It's not gonna happen.
- I was ****ing humiliated.

I got so much
riding on this.

It's gonna be epic.

All of Atlanta
is waiting for this show.

She by She
better not disappoint.

She by She better have
something to show for it.

She by She better
really do it this time.

I think you really
just wanna have a party.

You ain't thinking about
no damn fashion show.