The Real Housewives of Atlanta (2008–…): Season 13, Episode 22 - Episode #14.1 - full transcript
Bravo has been keeping
everything airtight.
I don't know what's going
to go down on RHOA.
Marlo is gonna
eat the girls alive.
She by Sheree
finally launched.
It's not
spring/summer though.
This season,
keep your edges on point
and stay tuned.
My edges are fillin' in.
Who think that they know
some tea on me
about suckin' dick
in a locker room?
Oh, I made it.
Fabulous is my middle name,
Marlo fabulous
...in' Hampton.
How are my nephews doing?
They miss their mom.
What does she face
when she goes to trial?
Oh, no.
She by Sheree
is coming, honey.
You gonna see Tyrone?
It's a really
large penitentiary.
And you just happened
to run into him.
When the guys come home,
they just sh... all over
the woman.
He hasn't shown up yet.
What does it mean
when you call someone,
it ring,
and then it go busy?
That'd be blocked.
Just love yourself, Sheree.
I am the moment, bitch.
I am the moment!
I almost loved you, bitch.
Montego Bay!
Go! It's close. Oh!
San ya,
she's new to Atlanta.
She's a four-time
gold Olympic medalist.
I'm a wife. I'm a mom.
I'm a real deal Jamaican.
Hey!
She called me a friend.
Me not call her no friend.
I'm a four-time
Olympic gold medalist!
Put some respect
on my name!
- It's inappropriate.
- My husband was there
when you said that
you wanted to have sex.
Don't have your husband
buzzing my pussy all night!
Kandi doesn't know
how to be a friend.
Kandi was a damn ho.
She ...ed
everybody for free.
You're full of sh...,
Kenya.
- Pitiful little ho!
- Kenya.
Get out my ...in' face!
You came here to be
Sheree's lapdog, bitch.
I don't have a lapdog.
Let's be clear.
Arf-arf.
Here, fetch.
There you go.
There you go, bitch.
Arf-arf.
I ain't never skipped
a beat or a bag.
I keep you on the edges
of your seat.
I always had the juice,
but now,
I've got the peach.
You're always
living in the moment
when you are the moment.
Spring, Summer,
or September,
I'm the one
you always remember.
I may be a rookie,
but this isn't my first race.
*THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA*
Season 14 Episode 01
Episode Title: "The Edge of Fashion"
Aired on: May 01, 2022.
Ba, ba, drag,
ba, ba.
Oh, I missed the swivel.
Then we can come into
the dirty frame.
- Okay.
- Okay, ready?
- Okay.
- Five, six, seven.
One, two, three.
Ya-ta-ta.
Step, step, and one,
turn, and lean, one.
Yeah.
I have been in Los Angeles,
so that I can do
"Dancing with the Stars,"
darling. Yes!
I'm just tired.
I mean, look,
at least you're home.
- It's been a long time.
- No, listen.
First time in Atlanta,
you gotta come by the house.
- I have to.
- I-I will cook for you.
You came out to us
for four weeks, five weeks.
I'll come out here
for a few.
Don't look at my feet
because they are ashy.
Bye, ashy, ashy, ashy.
Listen, you're ashy.
You're ashy.
Brandon Armstrong
is my dancing partner.
I love him so much,
everything about him,
his personality.
He's giving.
He's kind.
♪ Girl tonight it's on ♪
Very handsome.
♪ I wanna get it on ♪
And he definitely knows how
to move his hips.
Wrap... stop.
I'm praying for no...
Hold on.
I'm praying for no fires.
Two, three,
ya-ta-ta.
Hey! Hey, cutie! Hi!
Hey, girl.
What up, girl?
You are so sexy.
Look at you.
- You're so fine now.
- Hey, baby.
How are you? How are you?
Nice to meet you.
- Hello. Hello. I'm Kandi.
- This is my friend, Kandi.
Nice to meet you, Kandi.
I'm Brandon.
- This is Brandon.
- Nice meeting you, as well.
I'm so happy you came by.
I'm so glad to be able
to see you in action.
Just to be able to be there,
and dance,
and have a great partner.
Rizzo is in
the building, baby.
Rizzo is here.
- Baby, I'm so happy for you.
- Hi.
I am Marlo Patrice Hampton
from St. Petersburg
and Clear water, Florida.
Oh, no.
What's up, boo?
I felt your doormat
should have been larger.
You're so miserable.
Them earrings
are a disaster.
You wear Target, sweetheart.
I wear designer every day.
My toothbrush is designer.
Get out your feelings
and get into your bag.
Kandi,
are you a lesbian?
I'm a legend.
Well, listen, I know...
I know Brandon wants
to sit here and talk
to these beautiful
ladies all day,
- but he has to go.
- Yeah.
He kinda cute, chile.
Might be a little better
than my edges.
Stop. How are your edges,
by the way?
Oh, my God,
they're growing.
I'll see you later, babe.
Everybody was clowning
my edges for years.
Put some edge control.
Own them edges.
Talk to me...
Smoking kills.
It's who Drew went to.
So, she did the same thing
where it was
the hair transplant.
- Yeah.
- I went to her doctor.
It's no joke.
They come bringing out
a damn shaver.
And they're takin' all those
hair follicles out
but now...
♪ When your edges
won't grow ♪
♪ you can't hide it
no more ♪
Laid edges-edges.
Them edges laid.
♪ Get your edges back today ♪
You got that little young tender over here
dancing wit' you.
But you see...
Uh-huh, girl,
you're glowing.
The sunshine is glowing.
No, it was... it's fun
dancing with him, man.
- Good.
- He's just the best,
very opinionated,
very smart.
Like, we stop sometimes,
and we'll, like, talk
for, like, an hour.
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
Why it sound like you're
crushin' a little bit?
- I mean, come on.
- She's blushing, too.
See them cheeks.
Like, where's the guy
that you were dating?
It's like talkin'
on the phone.
I may go get a bite to eat
but nothing like I'm in love.
Really?
People still
don't know what you do.
That's a lie.
That's a lie.
You guys have to come by
Le'Archive.
Hmm.
I'm working on
somethin' with it.
I own and operate
Le'Archive.
It's a fashion showroom
that you can come,
and you can rent
amazing designer pieces
that I've handpicked.
I'll keep you guys posted.
Have y'all involved with it.
Expect your invitation soon.
I've been planning this gala
to introduce Atlanta
to Le'Archive.
It's a exhibition,
a retrospective
of Le'Archive,
you know.
Mm-hmm, okay.
I feel just Met Gala.
I want a mannequin
like this.
I want a mannequin sitting
with her legs out.
We're thinking, like,
a-a string quartet.
- Oh, I would love that.
- Yeah.
Le'Archive rents out
exclusively to TV productions,
movies,
and celebrity clients.
I just did a huge project
with Tami Roman
for a new show
she's working on.
So, I thought
this would be amazing.
That's good.
I wanna be on every show
styling the entire cast.
Yeah, I love this.
This is a go.
So, we can make sure
this is bagged up
and delivered to you
on the set, please.
When you're watching
these movies,
you're gonna see
in the credits Le'Archive.
And then not to mention,
you know, I've dated
a billionaire before.
You know,
I have investments.
- You know I own properties.
- Marlo, stop.
Marlo loves to talk about,
"You know,
"I had dated a billionaire."
That was a whole decade
or more ago.
Still riding them Phantoms,
walking around
with at least $10,000
worth of clothes
on every day.
Some kinda way,
you're making it last.
Money doesn't
last forever.
Hell to the no...
To the no, no, no.
I felt the need
to tug on her wig.
Whoo-hoo.
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
Who gon' check me, boo?
Money doesn't
last forever.
If you dated a billionaire
20 years ago...
Wait, this is
my kinda conversation,
a billionaire
20 million years ago.
Ha-ha-ha!
- Oh, my God!
- What's up, Sheree?
- Hi!
- Hey.
- Sheree is in the building.
- What's going on?
Come get me, girl.
They're trying to get me
about my money, girl.
I'm back, back, back,
again.
Sheree,
where have you been?
- Oh, my God, uh...
- Girl, where is Tyrone?
Girl...
Tyrone is home.
- He's home!
- Oh, my God.
Tyrone has been around
for a while.
I put in so much time
with this guy,
gave him, you know,
all of me,
all my entire heart.
So, you're gonna date
a man from jail?
Kinda.
I sat idle for many,
many years for Tyrone.
I owe it to myself to see if,
you know, where it goes,
and how it goes,
and, you know,
if love conquers all.
Is he home here
in Atlanta?
- How long has he been...
- No, he-he-he was paroled
- home to Philly.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
- He can't come here?
- He can't come here yet.
- My manager's from Philly.
You know what happens
when I see that pretty face
over there.
All right. What time
do you gotta be in?
I gotta be in at 9.
Well, I hope you're around
the corner from your house.
Oh, you already know I am.
Okay, so, what was
the sex like?
Ahh!
Now, you know
that was a long-ass time.
- Yes.
- Oh, Lord!
That was not
what I was expecting.
That was good.
The Kenya Moore
that I met years ago,
she was a mean girl.
And you would still
be a tent outside
'cause your bitch-ass
can't move in yet.
Hey!
However, I think,
after she had Brooklyn,
she actually became
a different person
in a good way.
Kenya's neighbor is here.
Kenya, oh, my gosh,
you look beautiful.
I'm trying to catch up
to you, girl.
'Cause that bitch
was e-vil.
So, how often do
you to go see him?
Maybe twice a month.
You're asking
50 damn questions.
'Cause I'm-I'm like
it's so interesting.
But now we're
practicing abstinence.
Abstinence.
Oh, damn.
- Girl!
- Girl, what now?
You're sitting over here
talking about
you're not giving him
none of that kitty cat.
Does she wanna keep him?
Go and get you some.
Get outta here.
Why?
Because, you know,
when they're in prison,
they're one person.
I just wanna make sure
you're the same person.
You're not worried that
he would be out,
you know, trying to be
with other women
if he's not sleeping
with you?
- He probably is jackin' off.
- Girl, he loves this wap.
What are you guys
talking about?
- What is next?
- Wait, wait, wait a minute.
I feel like
I am on the hot seat.
What's been going on
with all y'all?
Girl, we haven't seen you
in forever.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, we're about to get.
- I know, right?
- So, any love connection?
I'm not fully
divorced yet.
Damn, I thought y'all
was divorced already.
No.
Well, we went on
a family vacation in June.
He hasn't seen
Brooklyn since.
We could have been divorced
if he wanted to be divorced.
He could've just signed
the paper and just gone away,
but he's not going away.
So, I don't know what he really
wants because he won't say.
What do you want?
I want him to sign the paper
and leave me alone.
- You're done. You're done.
- Yeah, I'm done-done.
One thing I can say, Kenya,
you're... you look happy.
- You sound happy.
- Yes.
- I am so happy. Yeah.
- Like, your energy...
She's happy. She's jumping
up and down for you.
So, whatever you're doing,
Goddamn it,
stay what you're doing.
Don't go back to Marc.
Sorry, Marc.
- Sorry. Just stay here.
- Exactly. Stay here.
But you know what?
Let's stop.
We're talking
about all of us.
What's up with
you and Todd?
Are you happy?
Are you genuinely happy?
Are y'all screwing each other
five times a week?
Are you giving blow jobs?
How are you doin'?
Now, you know what?
The funny... the funny thing is,
like, you would think that we
would be screwing and all that,
you know, five,
seven times a week
or whatever, but we don't.
I don't know.
Sometimes we do fall
in that funk of, like,
you ain't having sex as much
as you used to or whatever.
Sometimes sleep takes
over in our bedroom.
We'll both be
sitting up there.
We're like, okay,
we're gonna.
You know, we start off.
Turn on our favorite shows
that we like to watch.
The next thing you know...
I don't know.
I think he wants it.
- I just be tired.
- Kandi, just take it.
- Lay down.
- Hey, there you go.
Turn to the back.
That'd be... that'd be good.
There, you do it right there.
Kandi need to just quit
at least two jobs
and just whatever hours
you're working there,
just use that to****
your man, okay?
Thank me later, Kandi.
You better give
that damn man some.
Girl...
Coming up next...
I'm pissed,
and I'm disappointed,
- and I'm hurt.
- At who?
Oh, you can't. You gotta
learn how to read first.
Well, you said
I can't read.
Michael! William!
Guys, get up!
Let's try and be
a little early today.
I'll be up in a second.
Mikey and William,
time to get up!
Rise and shine!
Let's be great!
Rise and shine.
Oh, you're up.
You did not take a shower.
This the same outfit
from yesterday morning.
A munty?
Michael and William
are my nephews,
and they live with me
because my sister
is currently incarcerated.
It's a lot on me.
William, take a shower,
so we're not late.
When Mike and William
came to live with me,
I'm thinking let's just have
a good weekend, maybe a week.
It's probably been, like,
almost three years now,
I wanna say.
Damn, they went by fast.
Did you brush
your teeth already?
Oh, you didn't. Let me
stand back a little bit.
I don't wanna
catch the heat.
I really went from just being
all about me, being fabulous,
but now it's waking up
at 6:00 in the morning.
Take your vitamins.
Eat something.
Have you brushed
your teeth?
Put some oil
on those dreds.
Get your hair
together, okay?
My life changed overnight.
It really did.
Guys, how much longer?
A little more
green vegetables.
How does it feel
to be down early?
You can have breakfast
wit' your aunt.
It's a waste of time.
How is it a waste
of time, Michael?
- I could be asleep.
- Michael.
Oh, look at that.
Was that necessary?
Uh, William, did you
brush your teeth?
Yes.
Let Michael smell
your breath and see.
No.
He can smell.
I mean, come on.
This is teamwork.
Smell his breath.
- You smell it.
- Come on.
All right. You ready?
Uh, chile, your money,
I already transferred it
to your negative account.
When they first came to me,
they would eat McDonald's,
frozen pizza.
You guys want any fruit?
- I'm okay.
- No, thank you.
All right.
So, just have an apple then.
And now, they're
wearing Yeezies.
They're driving around
in a damn Rolls Royce.
Sometime I just feel,
am I creating monsters?
You can use
the apple cutter.
Well, how do you
say that?
Can you
use the apple cutter?
Can you use
the apple cutter?
- Please.
- Thank you.
You have a new lifestyle
but don't forget
where your ass came
from, and, to me,
that's super-duper important.
Do you have your
garage opener?
- Yes.
- Okay.
So, I'll just use
your garage opener 'cause...
Huh? I need it when
I get back home.
I'll be home, chile.
♪ You know you're
only living once ♪
♪ oh baby go
and get it now ♪
♪ you know you gotta
get it now ♪
♪ don't you ever
slow down ♪
I gotta hype myself
up for this workout.
- You ready for this?
- My wig is on tight.
Is it like the same kinda
glue you use for your...
- For your wig and your eyelashes?
- Babe, please don't.
Did you really just
say that, right now?
I don't know, baby.
I'm just asking a question.
I don't know.
I'm trying to learn.
This workout is going
to get me together.
We're gonna go in here,
and we're gonna be
a dynamic duo.
We're gonna come in strong,
all right?
I'm an athlete.
And I've always
been an athlete.
I ran track.
I did the four by one
and the four by four,
and we went to all state
in high school.
Football is my sport.
I played at Rutgers.
I don't know the position,
but that's just because,
I mean,
I just don't know.
I'm a girl.
I don't know.
What position did
you play, honey?
So, you didn't play
the whole time?
You never played?
Wait, you're-you're...
You're on camera, right now.
Say less.
You know, God didn't
bless me with basketball.
- So, I mean...
- Yeah, we know that.
I mean, he made the D-one team,
so let's not take that away.
Okay.
Let's do it.
♪ I'm a big boss ♪
♪ I walk in and I talk
no matter what ♪
- Drewski!
- Well, hello, guys.
This is for real,
for real.
Oh, this-this for real,
for real.
Girl.
This is the real deal.
- Hello, hello. I'm Sadia.
- This is Sadia. This is Drew.
- Nice to meet you.
- Ralph!
Hey, what's going on?
How you doin'?
- Girl, I'm ready.
- I'm awesome.
It's good to see you.
I don't know if
you're ready for this.
- Oh, I'm not?
- No.
Okay.
I met San ya
through Jeremy.
He is an amazing
Atlanta stylist.
She's a four-time gold
Olympic medalist sprinter,
and Aaron Ross is her husband,
two-time Super Bowl champion,
and I feel like
they're either the best
or the worst people
to hit the gym with.
When is the...
When is the last time
- you worked out, for real?
- Um, well, you know,
we have the program
Drop It With Drew.
Exactly.
And I would love for
you guys to come and train.
- Yes, we would love that.
- It is amazing.
Like, it's really for helping
people lose hundreds of pounds.
Oh, wow.
Drop It With Drew is
a 21-day weight loss program.
We provide meal plans,
virtual workouts,
in person workouts.
Drop It With Drew
isn't so much like
I'm this workout
poster child, you know?
- Yeah.
- It's, no,
I'm a woman that's
struggled with my weight.
Yeah.
I was approached
to be the face
of this amazing program,
um, and now we're
in Chicago, Atlanta, Florida.
It is literally nationwide.
We're gonna
get together.
It's fine mommy
season, girl.
Get our mommy bodies.
We can have you ladies
start off first.
You're gonna run down
and run back,
and then you
pass it off.
You know I'm taking
the gold baton.
I'm coming for
your gold, girl.
- Oh!
- Oh! Oh!
- Oh!
- Yes, yes, yes.
Oh!
I could a went
to the Olympics.
I was a track star when
I was in high school.
I gotta be wind resistant.
Wind resistance.
Okay.
Ready, set.
Coming up next...
Can I put in
a order for that?
When was your last gig?
Are you still
in the industry?
Oh.
We can have you ladies
start off first.
You're gonna run down
and run back.
You know I'm taking
the gold baton.
I'm coming for
your gold, girl.
Let's do this.
Come on. Let's do this.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
I see.
Ready, set.
Uh-oh.
♪ Girl put
your hands up girl ♪
- Go, baby! Go!
- All the way. All the way.
All the way.
Good. Let's go!
Quick! There we go.
- Good. Knees up. Knees up.
- Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Here we go. Here we go.
There we go.
All the way.
I'm the fastest
American woman
to ever run
the 400 meters.
I am a four-time
Olympic gold medalist.
No, no, no, four golds
and one bronze.
I don't talk
about a bronze.
Ahh! Oh, my God.
Oh, sh...!
I can't stop.
If I was going full speed,
I would be on
the other side of Atlanta
before Drew even
touched this wall, okay?
There we go. Keep it going.
Keep it going.
- There we go.
- Oh!
Let's go.
Bring it back.
Bring it back.
Bring it back. Good.
You didn't
somethin', Drew.
You did somethin'.
That's good.
You don't even have
to go that wide.
Bring it in a little.
I was expecting the Pittmans
to kill it in the gym.
Slowly, slowly, slowly.
Step back. Step back.
Step back. Step back.
But I'm trying to figure out
how you're supposed to drop it
with Drew when Drew can't
drop into a squat.
- Good.
- That was perfect.
My niece and my nephew
went to University
of Texas in Austin.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- I've never been, though.
- You would love Austin.
I still have a hard time when
people say, "Where you live?
"Where you from?"
I always say, uh, Atlanta.
Mm-hmm. You met
some of the girls.
I did. Sheree came
and worked out with me here.
- Are you serious? Came here?
- Yes. Yeah.
- She came here already.
- Oh, super dope.
- Yeah.
- So, tell me.
How is married life
for you?
Oh, it's good.
It's been straight.
We've been together
for damn near 20 years.
Y'all about to be
our village now
'cause I did not know marriage
would be so much work.
Last year, it was like,
divorce or stay together?
Right?
Ralph and I have been
through a lot.
Like, we're still trying
to work through Tampa.
I still don't know
where you were.
I told you I was
at the beach.
Where were you?
Tampa.
And then there's
new problems.
But as long as he
continues to show up
in marriage counseling,
and, like, wanna make it better,
I'm willing
to stay committed.
What you got
going, right now?
Man...
- Right?
- Yeah, yeah.
So, I'm writing a book
actually to help people
that's coming in
to be stepfathers.
So, I need an assistant
to help me with my business.
Right.
So, I brought in this woman
to come in and help me.
All of a sudden,
Drew goes off.
I have found messages
in his phone that were saying,
"Oh, I could come
give you a massage."
- Yeah.
- Like, if she is doing business with you,
where does her giving
you a massage...
Massage comes in.
Yeah.
No, girl.
Finding out my husband
was getting close
to this assistant
was really hard for me.
So, I packed up me and my kids,
and we went to Chicago.
I literally, like,
ran away from home.
Like, at the end of the day,
he wants you forever,
not his business or her.
So...
Oh, he told me,
if I ever came
between his dreams,
he would pick his dreams.
I was like, wait a minute.
What?
- He said that?
- Oh, yeah.
She was like,
"I'm not telling you
that you have to
fire your assistant."
- But...
- Exactly.
But if you don't fire her,
you're gonna have hell.
Obviously,
you're talking about me.
- Hey.
- Hi.
We were just talking about
just being happy.
'Cause we're happy, right?
♪ This world
done lost its mind ♪
♪ but Atlanta still
gonna grind ♪
Brookie, mommy needs you
to help her!
- What are you cooking?
- Noodles.
- Noodles? Come on.
- Yes.
Brooklyn is her own
little person, right now.
She is very direct,
very articulate, very charming.
She is everything.
- Is it all gone?
- Can you see?
Yeah, that's gone.
Oh, we don't
have a lot then.
Maybe there's some more.
If it looks suspicious,
don't let 'em in.
Suspicious isn't the word
I would use but...
Wait a minute.
What is it?
- How are you?
- May I speak to Kenya?
- Well, you look beautiful.
- Thank you.
Who is that?
What is that?
Oh, my God.
- Hey.
- Hey, may I speak to San ya?
I'm San ya.
I have a message
for you from Marlo.
Okay, message from Marlo.
Hi, guys.
This is Marlo Hampton,
- your favorite fashion maven.
- Yes!
And I'm cordially inviting you
out to my fashion exhibit
- of my showroom, Le'Archive.
- What?
Le'Archive has a lot of
amazing garments
that I have collected
over 20 years, you guys,
from all over the world,
and I will be
showcasing from couture.
Well, it's
about time, bitch.
Please come dressed in
your best black tie attire.
I look forward to
seeing you there.
Well, that was quite
the invite, Marlo.
That is so fabulous.
Oh, my God,
Marlo is so extra.
So, tell Marlo
spend a little bit more money,
plan a little bit more ahead,
and do it the right way.
Marlo wants to do everything
so big and so grand,
and then she sends
the computer over.
Missed the mark.
It's kind of cheap.
But this is a great, great...
No, it's-it's-it's very decent
criticism, right?
♪ Now I win a gold
I am a track star ♪
♪ 400 yards they can see me ♪
♪ I've been on my job
on the TV ♪
♪ dedication never wasted
I'm moving freely ♪
♪ running this game
'til they know my name ♪
♪ out in Fiji
I've got this torch ♪
♪ and I'm on fire ♪
All right.
Let me go get some plates.
Can I find some
plates anywhere?
Honestly, mom, I don't think
we wrote one thing on the boxes,
So, you ain't gonna find
my plates.
Oh, Styrofoam it is.
It is what it is,
and Styrofoam life, right now.
Food is here!
Yay!
Can you believe
we come all of this way,
come to Atlanta,
to come and eat Chinese food.
I've been in Atlanta
officially for a year.
I was here for
about two years
commentating for the Olympics.
My husband and I decided to
live in Atlanta permanently.
- You love me?
- Always.
So, my mom and dad
also came to Atlanta
to live with us.
No, after you have
something to eat, dude.
It just makes it
so much easier,
and I also love
being around my family.
So, we redid the house,
new floors, new kitchen.
We don't got
no damn countertops.
Dad, do you like
being here in Atlanta?
- You like it?
- Yeah.
So, I can stop cooking.
I can retire then.
So, my family moved
to the states when I was 12.
I feel proud to represent
the United States
at the Olympics,
but we are tried
and true Jamaicans.
How long you guys
been married, again?
Eleven and
eighteen years together.
Long years.
I've been wit' you
more than half my life.
- Would you marry her, again?
- Of course.
Ross and I met
in the cafeteria
at the University of Texas,
and I was like, dang,
he kinda fine, ain't he?
So, I called him over,
'cause I always know
what I want,
and we were inseparable
after that.
- Who are we?
- The Rosses.
Who are we?
- The Rosses.
- The Rosses.
- Are you happy just being one?
- Yes.
I want a daughter,
so you can have a sister.
What do you think
about that, Deuce?
Do you want a brother
or a sister?
Umm...
- I will see.
- Yeah.
You go, baby.
I love you, boobie-boobie.
Are you happy that
you have a sister?
Yes.
In my heart,
I really do want another kid,
but I, also, I don't wanna
put a strain on our marriage
that breaks us.
Not having one
might do the same thing,
if you think of it that way.
- Is that an option?
- I don't know.
- In the movie room?
- Come on.
All right, Daddy gonna
go with you, baby.
- That's what I'm saying.
- That's a tough one.
That's the problem.
Really almost
broke us last time.
After Deucey was born,
I felt like Ross
kinda checked out,
like I was on my own.
That's why I still have
this fear
about having another kid.
Yeah, with two children,
and you're busy,
will drive you crazy.
Yeah, but...
Yeah, we can help...
You are not helping
with nobody baby.
You're not helping
to do nothing.
So, don't bother
putting that in there.
Don't bother.
You're not going to do that.
- You'll not make...
- Make formula?
- Yeah.
- Dad, please.
Coming up next...
- What was your reply?
- Mm.
- What was my reply?
- Yeah.
♪ I don't need no invitation ♪
♪ I'm welcome everywhere all through the nation ♪
♪ worldwide ♪
♪ I'm pumping
through your station ♪
- Ralph!
- Ralph!
You want a shot of...
This is cucumber.
Hey, you gotta
shake it up first.
- Oh, sorry.
- Pump it up with Drew.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
It's Drop It With Drew.
So, we wanna get
their real true opinions
on the meal prep.
So, San ya is gold medalist,
Olympian.
She's used to
this type of clean eating,
and then Kandi of course,
she has all the restaurants,
OLG, Blaze Steakhouse,
so I wanna make sure that
it is giving the taste.
We have these meal preps
that we are launching.
The food is already seasoned,
already cooked.
It's good to have feedback
to make sure it is top tier.
- Hey, hey!
- Ahh! There's my baby.
- How are you, my love?
- Hey, boo.
Welcome to
the Pittman palace, boo.
It's gorgeous.
You have to do
a shot upon entering.
Cheers to healthy
living, boo.
I love it.
Wow, wonderful.
This is Chef Chastity.
This is San ya.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Hello, hello, hello.
Okay, Kandi, we're coming.
- Hey, boo. Hey.
- Hey.
- Well, thank you.
- I have a little shot for you.
I know you don't drink
but get into it.
You can't enter
until you take it.
Ahh. Are you being serious,
right now?
Honey, it's a good,
healthy libation, honey,
to keep your taste buds moving
and your hoops grooving, honey,
- Miss Legendary Burruss.
- Oh.
Yes.
This is Anthony,
my assistant.
Okay, honey.
Nice to meet you.
It's a pleasure to meet you,
as well, too, honey.
- How are you?
- Good.
What's up, girl?
Good to see you,
again, my love.
San ya is really cool.
We actually used to share
the same hairstylist.
We've hung out,
and we definitely have had
some fun times together.
We have a lot of greens,
of course,
your cabbage, broccolini,
and asparagus.
That's good.
Right.
This is a part of
my weight loss program.
So, you know, I-I was
working through some things
- last year.
- Mm-hmm.
And I was
a little body shamed.
You were having
some body issues,
and I said, "Listen,
if you wanna bring some Spanx,"
this is what
we were talking about.
I have a diagnosis
called adenomyosis where tissue
essentially is growing up
my-my abdomen.
I had a hysterectomy.
- You did?
- I did.
While they were there,
I was like,
"Well, if I gotta go under,
can we just fix everything?"
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
So, we did a little
mommy makeover.
But to maintain my health,
I did Drop It With Drew.
I lost 25 pounds
in three weeks, right?
- Just eating clean.
- That-that fast?
Yes.
I lost 25 pounds
in three weeks.
She had a mommy makeover,
but you're still thick, honey.
I'm really trying to
give Drew
the benefit of the doubt.
I just feel like she's not
keeping it 100 with us.
We are about to launch
our meal prep service.
Oh.
And I'm truly
passionate about it.
Here is the shrimp
and mixed veggies.
- Ooh.
- All right.
I know y'all
are gonna be honest,
so I don't even gotta say
tell me your honest opinion.
Put it in the microwave,
and that's all I eat
during the week.
It's good.
- Yeah, it is good.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Very good.
I'd be very happy.
I did a workout with her.
I almost died.
- She don't play in the gym.
- Mm.
- Well, it's-it's crazy.
- It's so much.
Like, you dropped
a bomb on me in the gym, right?
- What?
- What's the bomb?
And so, you know
I got to follow up on that.
You were telling me about
Ralph's assistant, right?
She wasn't r-respecting
the queen and then...
Kandi.
She wasn't
respecting the queen?
I'll say this.
Um, so, he did bring in
an assistant.
She had text him,
"I'll come to your house
and give you a massage."
So, he said he, you know,
fired her or whatever.
Now, sometimes you can
find yourself being like,
- "Okay, am I tripping?"
- Right.
But that, right there,
no, ma'am.
He still just...
Like, I see her name pop up
from time to time.
So, it was like
he was go...
- Hey.
- Hey.
I think I understand
what y'all are sayin'.
Well, jeez, were you
eavesdropping or somethin'?
- Whoa.
- Like, what was happening?
- So-so, what's the story here?
- Nothing. We're just...
- What version are you giving?
- Uh-oh.
I think that if she makes
your wife uncomfortable,
- then that's the problem, right?
- We've had two counselors,
and they can
understand the situation.
So, let me tell you.
You can understand a woman
telling you
she wanna give you a massage?
So, at the time,
my back,
I mean, I was... it was...
Ahh, don't tell
how your back was.
No, no, no. Listen to it.
Listen to it.
We don't care if
your back was broke.
Listen to it.
Listen to it.
Drew even knew that
my back was messed up.
I didn't know this,
at the time.
So, really, truly,
what she did was,
she ordered
a massage therapist.
But for her to offer
her own services...
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
It's testing
those boundaries.
She... if she really wanted to
shoot her shot...
She did shoot her shot.
- What-what was your reply?
- What was my reply?
- Yeah.
- Yes.
No, no, no.
I didn't pick up the phone.
What was your reply?
What did the text say?
It was, like, it was...
It was just, like,
it was like a throwaway.
- What was the reply?
- So, the reply was,
look, you know,
I was like, "Hey,
"my back is really hurting,"
and she was like,
"Man, like, you should a
gotten a massage,"
or whatever, like that.
I was like,
hey, you know what?
No, no, no, no.
What did she say?
Somethin' like
somethin' to that extent.
Come on, just tell the truth.
We know already.
I am telling the truth.
- No, no, no, no.
- She said, "I told you
I should have come
and given you a massage."
- Something to that extent.
- And what was the reply?
I was like, man...
I was like, man,
you know, "I'm a guy."
You know what I'm saying?
We don't listen to
that kinda stuff.
"I'm a guy. Lol."
And then she said,
"Well, now I know
for next time."
"Hell to the naw,
to the naw, naw, naw."
"I'm a guy" means that
if you come over here
and give me a massage...
It ain't gonna
be just a massage.
...it ain't gonna
be just a massage.
- I'm... that's how I felt.
- That's what that means.
We all know how this go.
Let's be for real.
That's letting you now
that, hey, if you ever...
- I'm down, I'm down!
- If you ever decided,
- this is what it can be.
- I'm down.
What was her name, again?
Assistant.
She must go by a nickname.
- Yeah, it was like-like her...
- Like Kandi.
Kandi is my real name,
to be honest with you.
Now, what's the name?
Where is Todd?
Where is Ross?
Oh, my God, I'm never
doing this again.
Coming up next...
Is she selling these things?
What's going on?
Are there going to be
models coming through?
How does her thing work?
Je suis tres confuse.
What is up?
Hey, boo, hey
What you doing,
Miss Sheree?
Oh, my gosh, trying
to get it together.
Shut up, ha-ha.
No, this is not
a jogger event.
However, I'm gonna
figure it out.
I'm gonna do the best
I can tonight.
There you... that part.
That part.
Oh, you know
you gotta bring it.
I already know you're
gonna bring it.
I will see you in a little
while.
I know you've
got to get ready.
- Go get fabulous for me.
- Bye-bye.
♪ We're gettin' lit
we're gettin' lit ♪
♪ all of this money
it can't even fit ♪
♪ we keep on winning
we never gonna quit ♪
♪ we're going harder
yeah I must admit ♪
♪ stack it and stack it
they know it's legit ♪
♪ running them back
'cause they know it's a hit ♪
♪ running and grinding
they know I commit ♪
♪ I'm pulling up
and they know this ♪
Hello.
Okay, so, the room
is cute.
Where is the champagne?
I need you fully dressed
and ready to go.
I'm gonna probably do
an outfit change twice.
I think I'm gonna do
two outfit changes.
I just need you
in your first look in two hours.
- Sounds good.
- So I'll be back soon.
I need a drink.
I need a cocktail.
Me doing this event is
to get the fashion industry
to talking.
They're gonna open
their wallets.
They're gonna purchase.
They're gonna tell
their stylists
to come shop with me.
You are opening the doors.
♪ I'm trying to have me
a good time ♪
♪ I cannot worry about stress ♪
♪ I got it off
of my chest ♪
♪ I only focus on checks ♪
Oh, I like that.
Shut up.
She is fancy.
Chanel sh... is dope.
I like the way
she got it set up.
What is it?
Champagne?
Look at my girl.
- This is crazy.
- Drewski, you look gorgeous.
- You look am...
- You look amazing.
Oh, girl!
Look at y'all.
Look at y'all.
Y'all are just meant
for each other.
Hey, hey, hey.
All right, we're going
into a department store.
So, is she selling
these things,
or what's going on?
Girl.
We are at
the Le'Archive event.
It's an event.
So, wait, are these pieces
that she has owned,
or, like, she-she
wore them once before?
Like, how does
her thing work?
Je suis tres confuse.
The Archive, the Archive.
The Archive, maybe.
Yeah, it's like
her archive of clothing.
- Her archive of fashion.
- Yeah, fashion.
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
How did she get it?
Marlo has spent
some good money on this party.
I can tell.
This event space
is not cheap.
But are there going to be
models coming through?
What are we going for?
Oh, both y'all wore
the same color.
We always do this.
- How are you?
- Hi.
- Oh, what's up?
- Good to see you.
- You look gorgeous.
- I'm like, was this on purpose?
- Nice, I love it.
- Thank you.
- Hey, mama.
- What's up, how you doin'?
Muah.
- Hey, ladies.
- Oh, Sheree.
- Hey, whoo.
- You look gorgeous.
- Thank you.
- Hi.
- This is my husband, Ralph.
- Hi.
Hi, Ralph.
Nice to meet you.
How you doin'?
Nice to meet you, yeah.
Absolutely.
I've heard so much
about you guys.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
Okay.
Yes, of course.
Have y'all seen Marlo?
No, we haven't.
Where is she?
In the back?
What time did the event
actually start? 7?
It's 8:35.
Knowing Marlo, she probably
still gettin' ready.
Can we take a little
break, real quick, guys?
- Please.
- No, no,
- I need to get this lash on.
- Let's take a little break.
I gotta get this lash on.
I'm expecting Kenya
to twirl in here
fresh off of her routine from
"Dancing with the Stars."
That's what
I'm waiting to see.
Well, let me say she was
a little emotional today.
I guess they cut her
last night.
Every week, she showed up
and showed out.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- I think she did a great job.
- She did a great job.
- Right, she did.
- Showing up,
and getting on there,
and then every week,
- going to the bottom two.
- Yeah.
She got further
than would have.
She got far.
Well, I can't wait
to meet her.
I can't believe you
haven't met Kenya yet.
- I haven't.
- You haven't met her.
I mean, I think so.
I was gonna say.
Last year, she literally
came for me.
We just couldn't connect.
Like, I really...
You just give it
some time.
- Yeah, maybe we're good.
- Maybe she's good.
We'll have a do over.
I just feel like,
after the year we've had,
I'm just, like,
I'm here in love.
I'm here in peace.
I don't want any drama.
- Ooh!
- Hi.
- Oh, my God.
- Yes!
- Hi, guys.
- You look good.
You look so good.
- Thank you, thank you.
- Those are beautiful.
- You guys look gorgeous.
- So do you.
- Hi, beautiful.
- How are you?
Wait, where did this
come from?
Last year, Kenya and I
didn't hit it off.
You called me a stray.
- You owe me an apology for that.
- All you do,
is obsess
about my marriage.
I'm not gonna say
Kenya is the enemy.
I'm just gonna watch her,
a close watch.
I am so mature.
High road.
- San ya.
- Hi, it's so nice to meet you.
- Say your name, again.
- San ya.
San ya, nice to meet you.
- Yes.
- San ya, nice meeting you.
Is it Sonya or San ya?
Yeah, wait.
Sonya? San ya?
Wait...
San ya, Sonya.
Sonya!
So, what is going on here?
Well, there are a couple
of pieces out here.
- Okay.
- But most of them are in there.
And is there food?
- I was looking for food.
- There's hors d'oeuvres.
Where? I have not seen
hors d'oeuvres.
We're in a ballroom.
I'm thinking
there would be dinner.
The ballroom
is outstanding.
But the event itself,
where is the food?
Where is the decor?
Like, honey, you rented out
a ballroom with no ball.
How dreadful.
I mean, you're spending
this kind of money.
Girl, yes.
Because it's the, like,
Paris name, Le'Archive.
- But it would be.
- Oh!
No, it's true.
No, I'm not even...
No, it shouldn't
have the "E."
It should be
"L" apostrophe.
Yes.
I took a little French in
high school,
so it should be
"L" apostrophe, no "E,"
Archive.
I think, if you couldn't
get the name, honey,
you got to switch the name.
You can't just
do whatever you want.
Can I escort you
to have a drink?
- Sure, yeah.
- It's open bar.
So, I'll take you
to get a drink, honey.
I-I think I'm gonna
try this one
'cause I like sweet.
- Yes, sweet.
- How are you?
I know.
It's like when you...
- Yeah.
- So, I'm like...
- I got done flying.
- But you did so good.
I just wanted to talk to you
'cause it really bothered me
that we did not connect,
for whatever reason.
Like, just couldn't
get it together.
Um...
Can I escort
you to have a drink?
Yeah.
Take you to get
a drink, honey.
I just wanted to talk to you
'cause it really bothered me
that we did not connect,
for whatever reason.
Like, just couldn't
- get it together.
- Mm-hmm.
Genuinely, I-I wish,
and I hope
that we can have,
like, a clean slate.
Um, I'm willing
to start over.
- Rewind. Errr.
- Okay.
I am here at Marlo's event,
and I didn't even
bring my drumline.
Kenya Moore Haircare!
Now, if I can make
amends with Marlo,
I definitely can
make nice with Drew
because, honestly,
it was not that deep.
Cheers.
You didn't delete
my number, did you?
- I don't think I ever saved it.
- My number hasn't changed.
Is she... is she gonna
make a grand entrance?
Probably gettin' dressed.
Probably gettin' ready.
- You know it.
- It's gotta be dramatic.
Hey, honey,
how are you?
You look gorgeous.
And there she is, guys.
- Yes!
- Y'all look beautiful!
My girls came
and showed out.
Oh, my God.
Kenya, you look beautiful!
Thank you.
- I've heard so much about you.
- That's Michael.
- That's Miss San ya.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- That's Miss Sheree.
- Hi.
You know Miss Kandi
already.
Y'all know William.
This is the little one.
So, Marlo, are
these pieces all yours?
They're all mine.
- They are?
- Look around.
Look at all
the fabulous pieces.
Foxy Brown with that belt.
You remember?
Yes.
The man.
Beyonce has that bag, 2006.
So, Marlo is renting
out her clothes.
I'm 5'3", and Marlo
is, like, 6 foot 10.
If I try to wear
one of her dresses,
I'm gonna look like Blaze
trying to wear one of mine.
This was my first gown
I ever purchased
- in Paris.
- Okay.
And my credit card was
already at the limit
for the daily purchase.
So, I'm like, can you
charge some of it now,
and I'll come back tomorrow,
and you charge the other?
And I wore this on my,
I think, my 30-something
birthday here.
And didn't you wear
that kimono to Japan?
I'm so excited about tonight,
but I'm gonna cry.
It's our last night here.
Are you selling,
or are you just renting?
- Only renting.
- Only renting.
And only for the industry.
You know what it is
when you think of Le'Archive.
It's like borrowing from
your best friend's closet,
but, bitch, you ain't
gettin' it for free.
You're gonna have
to pay daily.
- Yeah.
- So, is this just for us?
Like, can I put in
a order for that?
When was your last gig?
Are you still
in the industry?
Oh.
No, I'm just kidding.
Check the resume, honey.
IMDB, boo.
Don't try to play.
You can, baby.
I'm messing wit' you.
I'm gonna go change,
real quick.
Then I can get
the party going.
- And I'll be back.
- Okay.
How are y'all
doing tonight?
Thank you for coming out.
Girl, she got
the good hors d'oeuvres.
I'm gonna take two.
I thought it was
gonna be, like, a show.
Like, there would be a bunch
of women, like, you know,
modeling the clothes.
Mmm.
That's what you
get for thinking.
Blend a little for me.
I spent, like,
$40,000 for this event.
I know I'm gonna
make the money back.
I have A-listers here who I know
they're gonna become customers.
$40,000
is gonna be nothing.
I'm definitely making
$120,000 off this.
I would love to have
seen a fashion show.
I mean, that would have
been so appropriate.
This could have
been a runway.
Marlo is a self-proclaimed
queen of fashion.
Well, at least in Atlanta.
Where are the models?
Where is the catalog of things
that you're offering?
I think it misses the mark
when it comes to business
and promotions.
I don't know.
I just had vision.
Whoo!
- Okay.
- Things are happening, y'all.
Miss Marlo Hampton.
Marlo.
Child, what does
Marlo have on?
She is over there
looking like the candy
that my grand mama
used to give me
to stay quiet
in church.
Thank you, Atlanta,
for coming out,
so I can tell you
all about Le'Archive.
Growing up as a little girl
form St. Petersburg, Florida,
I never thought
I would go to Paris,
but I did,
and when I went,
I was able
to purchase fashions.
At the end
of the day,
I'm known for making money
and dressing.
My girls back there will tell ya
I like that old money.
No, we can't
tell you that.
I don't think anyone
will ever really know
how Marlo
makes her money,
but she might go out
on some dates,
and maybe, you know,
there's money exchanged
from those dates.
Now, I didn't say sex,
but perhaps money is exchanged
for her company.
Love you, guys. Have fun.
Let's have drinks.
Tell everyone about
Le'Archive, okay?
Claire,
you look gorgeous, baby.
- Muah, muah.
- Thank you for coming out
to support
and look at the pieces.
Claire Sulmers
in the building.
This is
the Fashion Bomb Daily.
She's the number one
Black blog in the world.
Just with her coming
and covering it,
that's all I needed for
Le'Archive, right there.
How much did it cost
to do all this today?
- It definitely...
- What'd she say?
I couldn't hear.
No, I'm just kidding.
Darling, living
our best life.
Okay. Let's go talk to Marlo.
All right.
I want some more of those
little beef things.
What is that?
That looks good.
Ooh, that looks good.
Take some...
- Oh, there y'all go.
- Lobster rice? I'll take that.
Yeah, let me
have that, too.
I like that dress, though.
So, listen.
The girls are, like,
- where is the seating?
- Oh. Are you sitting?
- What is happening?
- Yes. People are complaining.
We thought it was
gonna be fashion,
people walking,
like a runway thing.
No, we're not.
That's really basic.
You don't have to walk
with the clothes.
When you go to Paris, you go in,
and it's like a museum.
It's quiet.
It's a violin.
You're reading
the tags
on what it is
and who wore it.
So, don't be shocked.
They don't know about it.
Kenya did say
your place was small.
They are not happy.
They are like, where is
the money coming from?
How did you afford?
Where is the money
coming from?
Where does your money
come from, Kenya?
You have new money, baby.
You were in a hotel
with a white refrigerator.
What is this, honey?
Not a white
refrigerator, girl.
I did hear about her driving
somebody's Range Rover.
- I don't know.
- You know, Kenya,
I love her to death,
but she's not gonna be nice.
She's not gonna support,
and nothing I do
is she ever gonna
compliment.
I'm not surprised.
The last time
I had an event...
Kenya Moore Haircare!
Kenya Haircare Moore
needs some attention.
Like, sit your ass down.
No matter what she says
bad about me...
- Yeah.
- I know you are a has-been.
- Oh!
- You're new money.
Get your house
pressure washed,
- okay?
- Ooh.
My money
is archive money.
These girls are not
used to couture.
They're big girls.
I'm not gonna explain,
but I'm just disappointed.
You can tell us
all what's going on.
Okay, I definitely will.
Basic bitches.
I'm good. Thank you.
Oh, no, thank you.
I already had a couple.
So, anyway, I gotta
tell you somethin'.
- Yes.
- Can we talk about it?
- You can 'cause, I mean...
- Oh, my God, girl.
Just to make
a long story short,
her husband got
a new assistant.
Attractive?
She had a nice ass.
- Uh, I actually can show you.
- What?
- Oh you can.
- No, you didn't.
- I did.
- Kandi.
I went to his texts,
and I went down
and found a picture.
Then I went to her.
- Don't double tap.
- I-I'm not. I just wanna see.
- No, I didn't.
- You better not double tap.
- She's not bad.
- Look what she post.
"To whom it may concern,
if I want to, I will.
Sincerely, a bitch that will,
if she want to."
Would you say that
that message was to me?
It felt weird
because it was around the time
that we all were at your house
and having that conversation.
How can she know we were
having that conversation?
He supposedly fired her,
and they were supposed
to have no communication,
but he's actually
kinda telling her
some of our business.
It's complete betrayal.
You need to, like,
step in and go
this is what's going to
make me comfortable.
This is what I
need to happen.
Yeah.
- Hey. Uh-oh.
- Hello.
- What y'all been doing?
- Uh, nothing.
They've just been
spilling tea.
I'm so disappointed,
for you to come over
and say, "Oh, I thought
it was gonna be fabulous.
I would have it
decorated like Paris."
I copied this from Paris,
from London.
Are you directing
this to me?
I don't know what the...
If you... in' said it, I am.
- Why are you cursing?
- Because I'm pissed,
and I'm disappointed,
and I'm hurt.
At who?
Every time I have
a... ing event,
you are the one
to talk about it.
Well, I-I'm not gonna talk
to you if you're cursing.
- I know you don't, baby.
- We all talked about stuff.
Why are you
directing this to me?
I believe everybody
said a little somethin'.
Yeah. We had questions,
so we were asking each other.
Well, Drew, listen.
I wouldn't even expect you
to understand this.
- Wow.
- You... I'm just saying.
Is that what
we're doing, Marlo?
Drew, I'm appalled
at the money girls,
the girls who are
well traveled...
At the money girls?
Don't leave y'all self
out of that conversation.
- Y'all said somebody...
- I'm trying to figure out
- why she's walking over here...
- Listen, I-I-I started it.
Wait a minute, now.
San ya ran to Marlo
and told her what we all said.
Is this a new bone collector
in training?
I told Marlo.
We went up there...
No, no, no, no.
We said, Marlo,
we had questions
about the event.
She just said
you got a French roll.
Bitch, I ain't had
a French roll in 50 years.
Well, you said it was
a gala, bitch.
- Who wear a French roll?
- A French roll for the gala.
Don't do that!
Take a number.
Everybody tell what they said,
so I can read everybody
- one by one.
- Oh, you can't.
You gotta learn
how to read first.
So, bitch,
you're the reader.
- I'm not the reader.
- No, no, no, no.
But, bitch,
I go below the belt.
- Don't curse at me, Marlo.
- Well, don't...
Well, you goddamned read!
Girl, save your money
for a new Fed Ex label
to ship your
used clothes to eBay,
Le'bay by Marlo.
"I'm here for you,
from Dior to Chanel.
I rode a lot of****
for these pieces."
It's not a bad idea,
actually.
Miss Burruss,
what did you have to say
to this black sister over here
you love so much?
First of all, I said
I love the fashion.
She did.
Now, I'm gonna tell you
what I was curious about.
How does it work?
Like, how will you
make money off of it?
At 25% of the retail
per day
- and the maximum is seven days.
- Oh.
So, if it's $10,000,
I need 25% per day.
To only wear it one day?
I mean, you got it.
Just spend...
You ain't gonna
live forever, baby.
You're not gonna sit here
and make me think
that I'm crazy
just because I'm wondering,
like, okay,
where the money come from
to do all of this.
But it didn't cost me anything
more than a Birkin bag.
She claims to have saved
that money that
that billionaire she dated
a decade ago...
She say that money
still is lasting.
So, she must be pretty
good with money.
She must be better
than me.
- It was light work.
- Light work.
- Real light.
- Got you.
And the boys
sleeping great.
- Are they in private school?
- No, they're not.
Did you go
to private school?
Actually, no.
- I went to charter school.
- Okay, you're so smart.
- You're very intelligent.
- Thank you.
Did you go, Kandi?
And you're filthy rich.
Did you go to
private school?
No, I did not.
- Did you go to private school?
- Yes.
- Oh, you did. Okay.
- I went to public and private.
You're not as successful.
Oh, Lord.
Continue to sit here,
and relax, and hate,
and do what y'all do,
ladies.
- Marlo!
- What just happened?
What just happened?
These hating bitches
that ain't used to fashion.
Next time, on "The Real
Housewives of Atlanta"...
You just hold her hand.
- You look stiff. Relax.
- I am stiff.
- This is why I don't dance.
- No, you ain't gotta go robot.
How are you feeling about
being here, though,
in Atlanta?
Being with mom is just, like,
the highlight of my life.
I can use some
of this stuff in Jersey.
I have a condo in Jersey.
My name ain't nowhere
on it. Okay.
My name ain't
on this house.
Drew and you
share an assistant.
He has been telling
all your personal business.
Just a lot of mess that
goes on in that household.
I heard about
this assistant, man.
This the thing
that wifey can not
let go of.
Here come
the bullsh... here.
Let's just have
a conversation.
Tonight was not the night
to fix anything.
Doing stuff for you
is not the move.
everything airtight.
I don't know what's going
to go down on RHOA.
Marlo is gonna
eat the girls alive.
She by Sheree
finally launched.
It's not
spring/summer though.
This season,
keep your edges on point
and stay tuned.
My edges are fillin' in.
Who think that they know
some tea on me
about suckin' dick
in a locker room?
Oh, I made it.
Fabulous is my middle name,
Marlo fabulous
...in' Hampton.
How are my nephews doing?
They miss their mom.
What does she face
when she goes to trial?
Oh, no.
She by Sheree
is coming, honey.
You gonna see Tyrone?
It's a really
large penitentiary.
And you just happened
to run into him.
When the guys come home,
they just sh... all over
the woman.
He hasn't shown up yet.
What does it mean
when you call someone,
it ring,
and then it go busy?
That'd be blocked.
Just love yourself, Sheree.
I am the moment, bitch.
I am the moment!
I almost loved you, bitch.
Montego Bay!
Go! It's close. Oh!
San ya,
she's new to Atlanta.
She's a four-time
gold Olympic medalist.
I'm a wife. I'm a mom.
I'm a real deal Jamaican.
Hey!
She called me a friend.
Me not call her no friend.
I'm a four-time
Olympic gold medalist!
Put some respect
on my name!
- It's inappropriate.
- My husband was there
when you said that
you wanted to have sex.
Don't have your husband
buzzing my pussy all night!
Kandi doesn't know
how to be a friend.
Kandi was a damn ho.
She ...ed
everybody for free.
You're full of sh...,
Kenya.
- Pitiful little ho!
- Kenya.
Get out my ...in' face!
You came here to be
Sheree's lapdog, bitch.
I don't have a lapdog.
Let's be clear.
Arf-arf.
Here, fetch.
There you go.
There you go, bitch.
Arf-arf.
I ain't never skipped
a beat or a bag.
I keep you on the edges
of your seat.
I always had the juice,
but now,
I've got the peach.
You're always
living in the moment
when you are the moment.
Spring, Summer,
or September,
I'm the one
you always remember.
I may be a rookie,
but this isn't my first race.
*THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA*
Season 14 Episode 01
Episode Title: "The Edge of Fashion"
Aired on: May 01, 2022.
Ba, ba, drag,
ba, ba.
Oh, I missed the swivel.
Then we can come into
the dirty frame.
- Okay.
- Okay, ready?
- Okay.
- Five, six, seven.
One, two, three.
Ya-ta-ta.
Step, step, and one,
turn, and lean, one.
Yeah.
I have been in Los Angeles,
so that I can do
"Dancing with the Stars,"
darling. Yes!
I'm just tired.
I mean, look,
at least you're home.
- It's been a long time.
- No, listen.
First time in Atlanta,
you gotta come by the house.
- I have to.
- I-I will cook for you.
You came out to us
for four weeks, five weeks.
I'll come out here
for a few.
Don't look at my feet
because they are ashy.
Bye, ashy, ashy, ashy.
Listen, you're ashy.
You're ashy.
Brandon Armstrong
is my dancing partner.
I love him so much,
everything about him,
his personality.
He's giving.
He's kind.
♪ Girl tonight it's on ♪
Very handsome.
♪ I wanna get it on ♪
And he definitely knows how
to move his hips.
Wrap... stop.
I'm praying for no...
Hold on.
I'm praying for no fires.
Two, three,
ya-ta-ta.
Hey! Hey, cutie! Hi!
Hey, girl.
What up, girl?
You are so sexy.
Look at you.
- You're so fine now.
- Hey, baby.
How are you? How are you?
Nice to meet you.
- Hello. Hello. I'm Kandi.
- This is my friend, Kandi.
Nice to meet you, Kandi.
I'm Brandon.
- This is Brandon.
- Nice meeting you, as well.
I'm so happy you came by.
I'm so glad to be able
to see you in action.
Just to be able to be there,
and dance,
and have a great partner.
Rizzo is in
the building, baby.
Rizzo is here.
- Baby, I'm so happy for you.
- Hi.
I am Marlo Patrice Hampton
from St. Petersburg
and Clear water, Florida.
Oh, no.
What's up, boo?
I felt your doormat
should have been larger.
You're so miserable.
Them earrings
are a disaster.
You wear Target, sweetheart.
I wear designer every day.
My toothbrush is designer.
Get out your feelings
and get into your bag.
Kandi,
are you a lesbian?
I'm a legend.
Well, listen, I know...
I know Brandon wants
to sit here and talk
to these beautiful
ladies all day,
- but he has to go.
- Yeah.
He kinda cute, chile.
Might be a little better
than my edges.
Stop. How are your edges,
by the way?
Oh, my God,
they're growing.
I'll see you later, babe.
Everybody was clowning
my edges for years.
Put some edge control.
Own them edges.
Talk to me...
Smoking kills.
It's who Drew went to.
So, she did the same thing
where it was
the hair transplant.
- Yeah.
- I went to her doctor.
It's no joke.
They come bringing out
a damn shaver.
And they're takin' all those
hair follicles out
but now...
♪ When your edges
won't grow ♪
♪ you can't hide it
no more ♪
Laid edges-edges.
Them edges laid.
♪ Get your edges back today ♪
You got that little young tender over here
dancing wit' you.
But you see...
Uh-huh, girl,
you're glowing.
The sunshine is glowing.
No, it was... it's fun
dancing with him, man.
- Good.
- He's just the best,
very opinionated,
very smart.
Like, we stop sometimes,
and we'll, like, talk
for, like, an hour.
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
Why it sound like you're
crushin' a little bit?
- I mean, come on.
- She's blushing, too.
See them cheeks.
Like, where's the guy
that you were dating?
It's like talkin'
on the phone.
I may go get a bite to eat
but nothing like I'm in love.
Really?
People still
don't know what you do.
That's a lie.
That's a lie.
You guys have to come by
Le'Archive.
Hmm.
I'm working on
somethin' with it.
I own and operate
Le'Archive.
It's a fashion showroom
that you can come,
and you can rent
amazing designer pieces
that I've handpicked.
I'll keep you guys posted.
Have y'all involved with it.
Expect your invitation soon.
I've been planning this gala
to introduce Atlanta
to Le'Archive.
It's a exhibition,
a retrospective
of Le'Archive,
you know.
Mm-hmm, okay.
I feel just Met Gala.
I want a mannequin
like this.
I want a mannequin sitting
with her legs out.
We're thinking, like,
a-a string quartet.
- Oh, I would love that.
- Yeah.
Le'Archive rents out
exclusively to TV productions,
movies,
and celebrity clients.
I just did a huge project
with Tami Roman
for a new show
she's working on.
So, I thought
this would be amazing.
That's good.
I wanna be on every show
styling the entire cast.
Yeah, I love this.
This is a go.
So, we can make sure
this is bagged up
and delivered to you
on the set, please.
When you're watching
these movies,
you're gonna see
in the credits Le'Archive.
And then not to mention,
you know, I've dated
a billionaire before.
You know,
I have investments.
- You know I own properties.
- Marlo, stop.
Marlo loves to talk about,
"You know,
"I had dated a billionaire."
That was a whole decade
or more ago.
Still riding them Phantoms,
walking around
with at least $10,000
worth of clothes
on every day.
Some kinda way,
you're making it last.
Money doesn't
last forever.
Hell to the no...
To the no, no, no.
I felt the need
to tug on her wig.
Whoo-hoo.
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
Who gon' check me, boo?
Money doesn't
last forever.
If you dated a billionaire
20 years ago...
Wait, this is
my kinda conversation,
a billionaire
20 million years ago.
Ha-ha-ha!
- Oh, my God!
- What's up, Sheree?
- Hi!
- Hey.
- Sheree is in the building.
- What's going on?
Come get me, girl.
They're trying to get me
about my money, girl.
I'm back, back, back,
again.
Sheree,
where have you been?
- Oh, my God, uh...
- Girl, where is Tyrone?
Girl...
Tyrone is home.
- He's home!
- Oh, my God.
Tyrone has been around
for a while.
I put in so much time
with this guy,
gave him, you know,
all of me,
all my entire heart.
So, you're gonna date
a man from jail?
Kinda.
I sat idle for many,
many years for Tyrone.
I owe it to myself to see if,
you know, where it goes,
and how it goes,
and, you know,
if love conquers all.
Is he home here
in Atlanta?
- How long has he been...
- No, he-he-he was paroled
- home to Philly.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
- He can't come here?
- He can't come here yet.
- My manager's from Philly.
You know what happens
when I see that pretty face
over there.
All right. What time
do you gotta be in?
I gotta be in at 9.
Well, I hope you're around
the corner from your house.
Oh, you already know I am.
Okay, so, what was
the sex like?
Ahh!
Now, you know
that was a long-ass time.
- Yes.
- Oh, Lord!
That was not
what I was expecting.
That was good.
The Kenya Moore
that I met years ago,
she was a mean girl.
And you would still
be a tent outside
'cause your bitch-ass
can't move in yet.
Hey!
However, I think,
after she had Brooklyn,
she actually became
a different person
in a good way.
Kenya's neighbor is here.
Kenya, oh, my gosh,
you look beautiful.
I'm trying to catch up
to you, girl.
'Cause that bitch
was e-vil.
So, how often do
you to go see him?
Maybe twice a month.
You're asking
50 damn questions.
'Cause I'm-I'm like
it's so interesting.
But now we're
practicing abstinence.
Abstinence.
Oh, damn.
- Girl!
- Girl, what now?
You're sitting over here
talking about
you're not giving him
none of that kitty cat.
Does she wanna keep him?
Go and get you some.
Get outta here.
Why?
Because, you know,
when they're in prison,
they're one person.
I just wanna make sure
you're the same person.
You're not worried that
he would be out,
you know, trying to be
with other women
if he's not sleeping
with you?
- He probably is jackin' off.
- Girl, he loves this wap.
What are you guys
talking about?
- What is next?
- Wait, wait, wait a minute.
I feel like
I am on the hot seat.
What's been going on
with all y'all?
Girl, we haven't seen you
in forever.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, we're about to get.
- I know, right?
- So, any love connection?
I'm not fully
divorced yet.
Damn, I thought y'all
was divorced already.
No.
Well, we went on
a family vacation in June.
He hasn't seen
Brooklyn since.
We could have been divorced
if he wanted to be divorced.
He could've just signed
the paper and just gone away,
but he's not going away.
So, I don't know what he really
wants because he won't say.
What do you want?
I want him to sign the paper
and leave me alone.
- You're done. You're done.
- Yeah, I'm done-done.
One thing I can say, Kenya,
you're... you look happy.
- You sound happy.
- Yes.
- I am so happy. Yeah.
- Like, your energy...
She's happy. She's jumping
up and down for you.
So, whatever you're doing,
Goddamn it,
stay what you're doing.
Don't go back to Marc.
Sorry, Marc.
- Sorry. Just stay here.
- Exactly. Stay here.
But you know what?
Let's stop.
We're talking
about all of us.
What's up with
you and Todd?
Are you happy?
Are you genuinely happy?
Are y'all screwing each other
five times a week?
Are you giving blow jobs?
How are you doin'?
Now, you know what?
The funny... the funny thing is,
like, you would think that we
would be screwing and all that,
you know, five,
seven times a week
or whatever, but we don't.
I don't know.
Sometimes we do fall
in that funk of, like,
you ain't having sex as much
as you used to or whatever.
Sometimes sleep takes
over in our bedroom.
We'll both be
sitting up there.
We're like, okay,
we're gonna.
You know, we start off.
Turn on our favorite shows
that we like to watch.
The next thing you know...
I don't know.
I think he wants it.
- I just be tired.
- Kandi, just take it.
- Lay down.
- Hey, there you go.
Turn to the back.
That'd be... that'd be good.
There, you do it right there.
Kandi need to just quit
at least two jobs
and just whatever hours
you're working there,
just use that to****
your man, okay?
Thank me later, Kandi.
You better give
that damn man some.
Girl...
Coming up next...
I'm pissed,
and I'm disappointed,
- and I'm hurt.
- At who?
Oh, you can't. You gotta
learn how to read first.
Well, you said
I can't read.
Michael! William!
Guys, get up!
Let's try and be
a little early today.
I'll be up in a second.
Mikey and William,
time to get up!
Rise and shine!
Let's be great!
Rise and shine.
Oh, you're up.
You did not take a shower.
This the same outfit
from yesterday morning.
A munty?
Michael and William
are my nephews,
and they live with me
because my sister
is currently incarcerated.
It's a lot on me.
William, take a shower,
so we're not late.
When Mike and William
came to live with me,
I'm thinking let's just have
a good weekend, maybe a week.
It's probably been, like,
almost three years now,
I wanna say.
Damn, they went by fast.
Did you brush
your teeth already?
Oh, you didn't. Let me
stand back a little bit.
I don't wanna
catch the heat.
I really went from just being
all about me, being fabulous,
but now it's waking up
at 6:00 in the morning.
Take your vitamins.
Eat something.
Have you brushed
your teeth?
Put some oil
on those dreds.
Get your hair
together, okay?
My life changed overnight.
It really did.
Guys, how much longer?
A little more
green vegetables.
How does it feel
to be down early?
You can have breakfast
wit' your aunt.
It's a waste of time.
How is it a waste
of time, Michael?
- I could be asleep.
- Michael.
Oh, look at that.
Was that necessary?
Uh, William, did you
brush your teeth?
Yes.
Let Michael smell
your breath and see.
No.
He can smell.
I mean, come on.
This is teamwork.
Smell his breath.
- You smell it.
- Come on.
All right. You ready?
Uh, chile, your money,
I already transferred it
to your negative account.
When they first came to me,
they would eat McDonald's,
frozen pizza.
You guys want any fruit?
- I'm okay.
- No, thank you.
All right.
So, just have an apple then.
And now, they're
wearing Yeezies.
They're driving around
in a damn Rolls Royce.
Sometime I just feel,
am I creating monsters?
You can use
the apple cutter.
Well, how do you
say that?
Can you
use the apple cutter?
Can you use
the apple cutter?
- Please.
- Thank you.
You have a new lifestyle
but don't forget
where your ass came
from, and, to me,
that's super-duper important.
Do you have your
garage opener?
- Yes.
- Okay.
So, I'll just use
your garage opener 'cause...
Huh? I need it when
I get back home.
I'll be home, chile.
♪ You know you're
only living once ♪
♪ oh baby go
and get it now ♪
♪ you know you gotta
get it now ♪
♪ don't you ever
slow down ♪
I gotta hype myself
up for this workout.
- You ready for this?
- My wig is on tight.
Is it like the same kinda
glue you use for your...
- For your wig and your eyelashes?
- Babe, please don't.
Did you really just
say that, right now?
I don't know, baby.
I'm just asking a question.
I don't know.
I'm trying to learn.
This workout is going
to get me together.
We're gonna go in here,
and we're gonna be
a dynamic duo.
We're gonna come in strong,
all right?
I'm an athlete.
And I've always
been an athlete.
I ran track.
I did the four by one
and the four by four,
and we went to all state
in high school.
Football is my sport.
I played at Rutgers.
I don't know the position,
but that's just because,
I mean,
I just don't know.
I'm a girl.
I don't know.
What position did
you play, honey?
So, you didn't play
the whole time?
You never played?
Wait, you're-you're...
You're on camera, right now.
Say less.
You know, God didn't
bless me with basketball.
- So, I mean...
- Yeah, we know that.
I mean, he made the D-one team,
so let's not take that away.
Okay.
Let's do it.
♪ I'm a big boss ♪
♪ I walk in and I talk
no matter what ♪
- Drewski!
- Well, hello, guys.
This is for real,
for real.
Oh, this-this for real,
for real.
Girl.
This is the real deal.
- Hello, hello. I'm Sadia.
- This is Sadia. This is Drew.
- Nice to meet you.
- Ralph!
Hey, what's going on?
How you doin'?
- Girl, I'm ready.
- I'm awesome.
It's good to see you.
I don't know if
you're ready for this.
- Oh, I'm not?
- No.
Okay.
I met San ya
through Jeremy.
He is an amazing
Atlanta stylist.
She's a four-time gold
Olympic medalist sprinter,
and Aaron Ross is her husband,
two-time Super Bowl champion,
and I feel like
they're either the best
or the worst people
to hit the gym with.
When is the...
When is the last time
- you worked out, for real?
- Um, well, you know,
we have the program
Drop It With Drew.
Exactly.
And I would love for
you guys to come and train.
- Yes, we would love that.
- It is amazing.
Like, it's really for helping
people lose hundreds of pounds.
Oh, wow.
Drop It With Drew is
a 21-day weight loss program.
We provide meal plans,
virtual workouts,
in person workouts.
Drop It With Drew
isn't so much like
I'm this workout
poster child, you know?
- Yeah.
- It's, no,
I'm a woman that's
struggled with my weight.
Yeah.
I was approached
to be the face
of this amazing program,
um, and now we're
in Chicago, Atlanta, Florida.
It is literally nationwide.
We're gonna
get together.
It's fine mommy
season, girl.
Get our mommy bodies.
We can have you ladies
start off first.
You're gonna run down
and run back,
and then you
pass it off.
You know I'm taking
the gold baton.
I'm coming for
your gold, girl.
- Oh!
- Oh! Oh!
- Oh!
- Yes, yes, yes.
Oh!
I could a went
to the Olympics.
I was a track star when
I was in high school.
I gotta be wind resistant.
Wind resistance.
Okay.
Ready, set.
Coming up next...
Can I put in
a order for that?
When was your last gig?
Are you still
in the industry?
Oh.
We can have you ladies
start off first.
You're gonna run down
and run back.
You know I'm taking
the gold baton.
I'm coming for
your gold, girl.
Let's do this.
Come on. Let's do this.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
I see.
Ready, set.
Uh-oh.
♪ Girl put
your hands up girl ♪
- Go, baby! Go!
- All the way. All the way.
All the way.
Good. Let's go!
Quick! There we go.
- Good. Knees up. Knees up.
- Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Here we go. Here we go.
There we go.
All the way.
I'm the fastest
American woman
to ever run
the 400 meters.
I am a four-time
Olympic gold medalist.
No, no, no, four golds
and one bronze.
I don't talk
about a bronze.
Ahh! Oh, my God.
Oh, sh...!
I can't stop.
If I was going full speed,
I would be on
the other side of Atlanta
before Drew even
touched this wall, okay?
There we go. Keep it going.
Keep it going.
- There we go.
- Oh!
Let's go.
Bring it back.
Bring it back.
Bring it back. Good.
You didn't
somethin', Drew.
You did somethin'.
That's good.
You don't even have
to go that wide.
Bring it in a little.
I was expecting the Pittmans
to kill it in the gym.
Slowly, slowly, slowly.
Step back. Step back.
Step back. Step back.
But I'm trying to figure out
how you're supposed to drop it
with Drew when Drew can't
drop into a squat.
- Good.
- That was perfect.
My niece and my nephew
went to University
of Texas in Austin.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- I've never been, though.
- You would love Austin.
I still have a hard time when
people say, "Where you live?
"Where you from?"
I always say, uh, Atlanta.
Mm-hmm. You met
some of the girls.
I did. Sheree came
and worked out with me here.
- Are you serious? Came here?
- Yes. Yeah.
- She came here already.
- Oh, super dope.
- Yeah.
- So, tell me.
How is married life
for you?
Oh, it's good.
It's been straight.
We've been together
for damn near 20 years.
Y'all about to be
our village now
'cause I did not know marriage
would be so much work.
Last year, it was like,
divorce or stay together?
Right?
Ralph and I have been
through a lot.
Like, we're still trying
to work through Tampa.
I still don't know
where you were.
I told you I was
at the beach.
Where were you?
Tampa.
And then there's
new problems.
But as long as he
continues to show up
in marriage counseling,
and, like, wanna make it better,
I'm willing
to stay committed.
What you got
going, right now?
Man...
- Right?
- Yeah, yeah.
So, I'm writing a book
actually to help people
that's coming in
to be stepfathers.
So, I need an assistant
to help me with my business.
Right.
So, I brought in this woman
to come in and help me.
All of a sudden,
Drew goes off.
I have found messages
in his phone that were saying,
"Oh, I could come
give you a massage."
- Yeah.
- Like, if she is doing business with you,
where does her giving
you a massage...
Massage comes in.
Yeah.
No, girl.
Finding out my husband
was getting close
to this assistant
was really hard for me.
So, I packed up me and my kids,
and we went to Chicago.
I literally, like,
ran away from home.
Like, at the end of the day,
he wants you forever,
not his business or her.
So...
Oh, he told me,
if I ever came
between his dreams,
he would pick his dreams.
I was like, wait a minute.
What?
- He said that?
- Oh, yeah.
She was like,
"I'm not telling you
that you have to
fire your assistant."
- But...
- Exactly.
But if you don't fire her,
you're gonna have hell.
Obviously,
you're talking about me.
- Hey.
- Hi.
We were just talking about
just being happy.
'Cause we're happy, right?
♪ This world
done lost its mind ♪
♪ but Atlanta still
gonna grind ♪
Brookie, mommy needs you
to help her!
- What are you cooking?
- Noodles.
- Noodles? Come on.
- Yes.
Brooklyn is her own
little person, right now.
She is very direct,
very articulate, very charming.
She is everything.
- Is it all gone?
- Can you see?
Yeah, that's gone.
Oh, we don't
have a lot then.
Maybe there's some more.
If it looks suspicious,
don't let 'em in.
Suspicious isn't the word
I would use but...
Wait a minute.
What is it?
- How are you?
- May I speak to Kenya?
- Well, you look beautiful.
- Thank you.
Who is that?
What is that?
Oh, my God.
- Hey.
- Hey, may I speak to San ya?
I'm San ya.
I have a message
for you from Marlo.
Okay, message from Marlo.
Hi, guys.
This is Marlo Hampton,
- your favorite fashion maven.
- Yes!
And I'm cordially inviting you
out to my fashion exhibit
- of my showroom, Le'Archive.
- What?
Le'Archive has a lot of
amazing garments
that I have collected
over 20 years, you guys,
from all over the world,
and I will be
showcasing from couture.
Well, it's
about time, bitch.
Please come dressed in
your best black tie attire.
I look forward to
seeing you there.
Well, that was quite
the invite, Marlo.
That is so fabulous.
Oh, my God,
Marlo is so extra.
So, tell Marlo
spend a little bit more money,
plan a little bit more ahead,
and do it the right way.
Marlo wants to do everything
so big and so grand,
and then she sends
the computer over.
Missed the mark.
It's kind of cheap.
But this is a great, great...
No, it's-it's-it's very decent
criticism, right?
♪ Now I win a gold
I am a track star ♪
♪ 400 yards they can see me ♪
♪ I've been on my job
on the TV ♪
♪ dedication never wasted
I'm moving freely ♪
♪ running this game
'til they know my name ♪
♪ out in Fiji
I've got this torch ♪
♪ and I'm on fire ♪
All right.
Let me go get some plates.
Can I find some
plates anywhere?
Honestly, mom, I don't think
we wrote one thing on the boxes,
So, you ain't gonna find
my plates.
Oh, Styrofoam it is.
It is what it is,
and Styrofoam life, right now.
Food is here!
Yay!
Can you believe
we come all of this way,
come to Atlanta,
to come and eat Chinese food.
I've been in Atlanta
officially for a year.
I was here for
about two years
commentating for the Olympics.
My husband and I decided to
live in Atlanta permanently.
- You love me?
- Always.
So, my mom and dad
also came to Atlanta
to live with us.
No, after you have
something to eat, dude.
It just makes it
so much easier,
and I also love
being around my family.
So, we redid the house,
new floors, new kitchen.
We don't got
no damn countertops.
Dad, do you like
being here in Atlanta?
- You like it?
- Yeah.
So, I can stop cooking.
I can retire then.
So, my family moved
to the states when I was 12.
I feel proud to represent
the United States
at the Olympics,
but we are tried
and true Jamaicans.
How long you guys
been married, again?
Eleven and
eighteen years together.
Long years.
I've been wit' you
more than half my life.
- Would you marry her, again?
- Of course.
Ross and I met
in the cafeteria
at the University of Texas,
and I was like, dang,
he kinda fine, ain't he?
So, I called him over,
'cause I always know
what I want,
and we were inseparable
after that.
- Who are we?
- The Rosses.
Who are we?
- The Rosses.
- The Rosses.
- Are you happy just being one?
- Yes.
I want a daughter,
so you can have a sister.
What do you think
about that, Deuce?
Do you want a brother
or a sister?
Umm...
- I will see.
- Yeah.
You go, baby.
I love you, boobie-boobie.
Are you happy that
you have a sister?
Yes.
In my heart,
I really do want another kid,
but I, also, I don't wanna
put a strain on our marriage
that breaks us.
Not having one
might do the same thing,
if you think of it that way.
- Is that an option?
- I don't know.
- In the movie room?
- Come on.
All right, Daddy gonna
go with you, baby.
- That's what I'm saying.
- That's a tough one.
That's the problem.
Really almost
broke us last time.
After Deucey was born,
I felt like Ross
kinda checked out,
like I was on my own.
That's why I still have
this fear
about having another kid.
Yeah, with two children,
and you're busy,
will drive you crazy.
Yeah, but...
Yeah, we can help...
You are not helping
with nobody baby.
You're not helping
to do nothing.
So, don't bother
putting that in there.
Don't bother.
You're not going to do that.
- You'll not make...
- Make formula?
- Yeah.
- Dad, please.
Coming up next...
- What was your reply?
- Mm.
- What was my reply?
- Yeah.
♪ I don't need no invitation ♪
♪ I'm welcome everywhere all through the nation ♪
♪ worldwide ♪
♪ I'm pumping
through your station ♪
- Ralph!
- Ralph!
You want a shot of...
This is cucumber.
Hey, you gotta
shake it up first.
- Oh, sorry.
- Pump it up with Drew.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
It's Drop It With Drew.
So, we wanna get
their real true opinions
on the meal prep.
So, San ya is gold medalist,
Olympian.
She's used to
this type of clean eating,
and then Kandi of course,
she has all the restaurants,
OLG, Blaze Steakhouse,
so I wanna make sure that
it is giving the taste.
We have these meal preps
that we are launching.
The food is already seasoned,
already cooked.
It's good to have feedback
to make sure it is top tier.
- Hey, hey!
- Ahh! There's my baby.
- How are you, my love?
- Hey, boo.
Welcome to
the Pittman palace, boo.
It's gorgeous.
You have to do
a shot upon entering.
Cheers to healthy
living, boo.
I love it.
Wow, wonderful.
This is Chef Chastity.
This is San ya.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Hello, hello, hello.
Okay, Kandi, we're coming.
- Hey, boo. Hey.
- Hey.
- Well, thank you.
- I have a little shot for you.
I know you don't drink
but get into it.
You can't enter
until you take it.
Ahh. Are you being serious,
right now?
Honey, it's a good,
healthy libation, honey,
to keep your taste buds moving
and your hoops grooving, honey,
- Miss Legendary Burruss.
- Oh.
Yes.
This is Anthony,
my assistant.
Okay, honey.
Nice to meet you.
It's a pleasure to meet you,
as well, too, honey.
- How are you?
- Good.
What's up, girl?
Good to see you,
again, my love.
San ya is really cool.
We actually used to share
the same hairstylist.
We've hung out,
and we definitely have had
some fun times together.
We have a lot of greens,
of course,
your cabbage, broccolini,
and asparagus.
That's good.
Right.
This is a part of
my weight loss program.
So, you know, I-I was
working through some things
- last year.
- Mm-hmm.
And I was
a little body shamed.
You were having
some body issues,
and I said, "Listen,
if you wanna bring some Spanx,"
this is what
we were talking about.
I have a diagnosis
called adenomyosis where tissue
essentially is growing up
my-my abdomen.
I had a hysterectomy.
- You did?
- I did.
While they were there,
I was like,
"Well, if I gotta go under,
can we just fix everything?"
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
So, we did a little
mommy makeover.
But to maintain my health,
I did Drop It With Drew.
I lost 25 pounds
in three weeks, right?
- Just eating clean.
- That-that fast?
Yes.
I lost 25 pounds
in three weeks.
She had a mommy makeover,
but you're still thick, honey.
I'm really trying to
give Drew
the benefit of the doubt.
I just feel like she's not
keeping it 100 with us.
We are about to launch
our meal prep service.
Oh.
And I'm truly
passionate about it.
Here is the shrimp
and mixed veggies.
- Ooh.
- All right.
I know y'all
are gonna be honest,
so I don't even gotta say
tell me your honest opinion.
Put it in the microwave,
and that's all I eat
during the week.
It's good.
- Yeah, it is good.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Very good.
I'd be very happy.
I did a workout with her.
I almost died.
- She don't play in the gym.
- Mm.
- Well, it's-it's crazy.
- It's so much.
Like, you dropped
a bomb on me in the gym, right?
- What?
- What's the bomb?
And so, you know
I got to follow up on that.
You were telling me about
Ralph's assistant, right?
She wasn't r-respecting
the queen and then...
Kandi.
She wasn't
respecting the queen?
I'll say this.
Um, so, he did bring in
an assistant.
She had text him,
"I'll come to your house
and give you a massage."
So, he said he, you know,
fired her or whatever.
Now, sometimes you can
find yourself being like,
- "Okay, am I tripping?"
- Right.
But that, right there,
no, ma'am.
He still just...
Like, I see her name pop up
from time to time.
So, it was like
he was go...
- Hey.
- Hey.
I think I understand
what y'all are sayin'.
Well, jeez, were you
eavesdropping or somethin'?
- Whoa.
- Like, what was happening?
- So-so, what's the story here?
- Nothing. We're just...
- What version are you giving?
- Uh-oh.
I think that if she makes
your wife uncomfortable,
- then that's the problem, right?
- We've had two counselors,
and they can
understand the situation.
So, let me tell you.
You can understand a woman
telling you
she wanna give you a massage?
So, at the time,
my back,
I mean, I was... it was...
Ahh, don't tell
how your back was.
No, no, no. Listen to it.
Listen to it.
We don't care if
your back was broke.
Listen to it.
Listen to it.
Drew even knew that
my back was messed up.
I didn't know this,
at the time.
So, really, truly,
what she did was,
she ordered
a massage therapist.
But for her to offer
her own services...
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
It's testing
those boundaries.
She... if she really wanted to
shoot her shot...
She did shoot her shot.
- What-what was your reply?
- What was my reply?
- Yeah.
- Yes.
No, no, no.
I didn't pick up the phone.
What was your reply?
What did the text say?
It was, like, it was...
It was just, like,
it was like a throwaway.
- What was the reply?
- So, the reply was,
look, you know,
I was like, "Hey,
"my back is really hurting,"
and she was like,
"Man, like, you should a
gotten a massage,"
or whatever, like that.
I was like,
hey, you know what?
No, no, no, no.
What did she say?
Somethin' like
somethin' to that extent.
Come on, just tell the truth.
We know already.
I am telling the truth.
- No, no, no, no.
- She said, "I told you
I should have come
and given you a massage."
- Something to that extent.
- And what was the reply?
I was like, man...
I was like, man,
you know, "I'm a guy."
You know what I'm saying?
We don't listen to
that kinda stuff.
"I'm a guy. Lol."
And then she said,
"Well, now I know
for next time."
"Hell to the naw,
to the naw, naw, naw."
"I'm a guy" means that
if you come over here
and give me a massage...
It ain't gonna
be just a massage.
...it ain't gonna
be just a massage.
- I'm... that's how I felt.
- That's what that means.
We all know how this go.
Let's be for real.
That's letting you now
that, hey, if you ever...
- I'm down, I'm down!
- If you ever decided,
- this is what it can be.
- I'm down.
What was her name, again?
Assistant.
She must go by a nickname.
- Yeah, it was like-like her...
- Like Kandi.
Kandi is my real name,
to be honest with you.
Now, what's the name?
Where is Todd?
Where is Ross?
Oh, my God, I'm never
doing this again.
Coming up next...
Is she selling these things?
What's going on?
Are there going to be
models coming through?
How does her thing work?
Je suis tres confuse.
What is up?
Hey, boo, hey
What you doing,
Miss Sheree?
Oh, my gosh, trying
to get it together.
Shut up, ha-ha.
No, this is not
a jogger event.
However, I'm gonna
figure it out.
I'm gonna do the best
I can tonight.
There you... that part.
That part.
Oh, you know
you gotta bring it.
I already know you're
gonna bring it.
I will see you in a little
while.
I know you've
got to get ready.
- Go get fabulous for me.
- Bye-bye.
♪ We're gettin' lit
we're gettin' lit ♪
♪ all of this money
it can't even fit ♪
♪ we keep on winning
we never gonna quit ♪
♪ we're going harder
yeah I must admit ♪
♪ stack it and stack it
they know it's legit ♪
♪ running them back
'cause they know it's a hit ♪
♪ running and grinding
they know I commit ♪
♪ I'm pulling up
and they know this ♪
Hello.
Okay, so, the room
is cute.
Where is the champagne?
I need you fully dressed
and ready to go.
I'm gonna probably do
an outfit change twice.
I think I'm gonna do
two outfit changes.
I just need you
in your first look in two hours.
- Sounds good.
- So I'll be back soon.
I need a drink.
I need a cocktail.
Me doing this event is
to get the fashion industry
to talking.
They're gonna open
their wallets.
They're gonna purchase.
They're gonna tell
their stylists
to come shop with me.
You are opening the doors.
♪ I'm trying to have me
a good time ♪
♪ I cannot worry about stress ♪
♪ I got it off
of my chest ♪
♪ I only focus on checks ♪
Oh, I like that.
Shut up.
She is fancy.
Chanel sh... is dope.
I like the way
she got it set up.
What is it?
Champagne?
Look at my girl.
- This is crazy.
- Drewski, you look gorgeous.
- You look am...
- You look amazing.
Oh, girl!
Look at y'all.
Look at y'all.
Y'all are just meant
for each other.
Hey, hey, hey.
All right, we're going
into a department store.
So, is she selling
these things,
or what's going on?
Girl.
We are at
the Le'Archive event.
It's an event.
So, wait, are these pieces
that she has owned,
or, like, she-she
wore them once before?
Like, how does
her thing work?
Je suis tres confuse.
The Archive, the Archive.
The Archive, maybe.
Yeah, it's like
her archive of clothing.
- Her archive of fashion.
- Yeah, fashion.
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
How did she get it?
Marlo has spent
some good money on this party.
I can tell.
This event space
is not cheap.
But are there going to be
models coming through?
What are we going for?
Oh, both y'all wore
the same color.
We always do this.
- How are you?
- Hi.
- Oh, what's up?
- Good to see you.
- You look gorgeous.
- I'm like, was this on purpose?
- Nice, I love it.
- Thank you.
- Hey, mama.
- What's up, how you doin'?
Muah.
- Hey, ladies.
- Oh, Sheree.
- Hey, whoo.
- You look gorgeous.
- Thank you.
- Hi.
- This is my husband, Ralph.
- Hi.
Hi, Ralph.
Nice to meet you.
How you doin'?
Nice to meet you, yeah.
Absolutely.
I've heard so much
about you guys.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
Okay.
Yes, of course.
Have y'all seen Marlo?
No, we haven't.
Where is she?
In the back?
What time did the event
actually start? 7?
It's 8:35.
Knowing Marlo, she probably
still gettin' ready.
Can we take a little
break, real quick, guys?
- Please.
- No, no,
- I need to get this lash on.
- Let's take a little break.
I gotta get this lash on.
I'm expecting Kenya
to twirl in here
fresh off of her routine from
"Dancing with the Stars."
That's what
I'm waiting to see.
Well, let me say she was
a little emotional today.
I guess they cut her
last night.
Every week, she showed up
and showed out.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- I think she did a great job.
- She did a great job.
- Right, she did.
- Showing up,
and getting on there,
and then every week,
- going to the bottom two.
- Yeah.
She got further
than would have.
She got far.
Well, I can't wait
to meet her.
I can't believe you
haven't met Kenya yet.
- I haven't.
- You haven't met her.
I mean, I think so.
I was gonna say.
Last year, she literally
came for me.
We just couldn't connect.
Like, I really...
You just give it
some time.
- Yeah, maybe we're good.
- Maybe she's good.
We'll have a do over.
I just feel like,
after the year we've had,
I'm just, like,
I'm here in love.
I'm here in peace.
I don't want any drama.
- Ooh!
- Hi.
- Oh, my God.
- Yes!
- Hi, guys.
- You look good.
You look so good.
- Thank you, thank you.
- Those are beautiful.
- You guys look gorgeous.
- So do you.
- Hi, beautiful.
- How are you?
Wait, where did this
come from?
Last year, Kenya and I
didn't hit it off.
You called me a stray.
- You owe me an apology for that.
- All you do,
is obsess
about my marriage.
I'm not gonna say
Kenya is the enemy.
I'm just gonna watch her,
a close watch.
I am so mature.
High road.
- San ya.
- Hi, it's so nice to meet you.
- Say your name, again.
- San ya.
San ya, nice to meet you.
- Yes.
- San ya, nice meeting you.
Is it Sonya or San ya?
Yeah, wait.
Sonya? San ya?
Wait...
San ya, Sonya.
Sonya!
So, what is going on here?
Well, there are a couple
of pieces out here.
- Okay.
- But most of them are in there.
And is there food?
- I was looking for food.
- There's hors d'oeuvres.
Where? I have not seen
hors d'oeuvres.
We're in a ballroom.
I'm thinking
there would be dinner.
The ballroom
is outstanding.
But the event itself,
where is the food?
Where is the decor?
Like, honey, you rented out
a ballroom with no ball.
How dreadful.
I mean, you're spending
this kind of money.
Girl, yes.
Because it's the, like,
Paris name, Le'Archive.
- But it would be.
- Oh!
No, it's true.
No, I'm not even...
No, it shouldn't
have the "E."
It should be
"L" apostrophe.
Yes.
I took a little French in
high school,
so it should be
"L" apostrophe, no "E,"
Archive.
I think, if you couldn't
get the name, honey,
you got to switch the name.
You can't just
do whatever you want.
Can I escort you
to have a drink?
- Sure, yeah.
- It's open bar.
So, I'll take you
to get a drink, honey.
I-I think I'm gonna
try this one
'cause I like sweet.
- Yes, sweet.
- How are you?
I know.
It's like when you...
- Yeah.
- So, I'm like...
- I got done flying.
- But you did so good.
I just wanted to talk to you
'cause it really bothered me
that we did not connect,
for whatever reason.
Like, just couldn't
get it together.
Um...
Can I escort
you to have a drink?
Yeah.
Take you to get
a drink, honey.
I just wanted to talk to you
'cause it really bothered me
that we did not connect,
for whatever reason.
Like, just couldn't
- get it together.
- Mm-hmm.
Genuinely, I-I wish,
and I hope
that we can have,
like, a clean slate.
Um, I'm willing
to start over.
- Rewind. Errr.
- Okay.
I am here at Marlo's event,
and I didn't even
bring my drumline.
Kenya Moore Haircare!
Now, if I can make
amends with Marlo,
I definitely can
make nice with Drew
because, honestly,
it was not that deep.
Cheers.
You didn't delete
my number, did you?
- I don't think I ever saved it.
- My number hasn't changed.
Is she... is she gonna
make a grand entrance?
Probably gettin' dressed.
Probably gettin' ready.
- You know it.
- It's gotta be dramatic.
Hey, honey,
how are you?
You look gorgeous.
And there she is, guys.
- Yes!
- Y'all look beautiful!
My girls came
and showed out.
Oh, my God.
Kenya, you look beautiful!
Thank you.
- I've heard so much about you.
- That's Michael.
- That's Miss San ya.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- That's Miss Sheree.
- Hi.
You know Miss Kandi
already.
Y'all know William.
This is the little one.
So, Marlo, are
these pieces all yours?
They're all mine.
- They are?
- Look around.
Look at all
the fabulous pieces.
Foxy Brown with that belt.
You remember?
Yes.
The man.
Beyonce has that bag, 2006.
So, Marlo is renting
out her clothes.
I'm 5'3", and Marlo
is, like, 6 foot 10.
If I try to wear
one of her dresses,
I'm gonna look like Blaze
trying to wear one of mine.
This was my first gown
I ever purchased
- in Paris.
- Okay.
And my credit card was
already at the limit
for the daily purchase.
So, I'm like, can you
charge some of it now,
and I'll come back tomorrow,
and you charge the other?
And I wore this on my,
I think, my 30-something
birthday here.
And didn't you wear
that kimono to Japan?
I'm so excited about tonight,
but I'm gonna cry.
It's our last night here.
Are you selling,
or are you just renting?
- Only renting.
- Only renting.
And only for the industry.
You know what it is
when you think of Le'Archive.
It's like borrowing from
your best friend's closet,
but, bitch, you ain't
gettin' it for free.
You're gonna have
to pay daily.
- Yeah.
- So, is this just for us?
Like, can I put in
a order for that?
When was your last gig?
Are you still
in the industry?
Oh.
No, I'm just kidding.
Check the resume, honey.
IMDB, boo.
Don't try to play.
You can, baby.
I'm messing wit' you.
I'm gonna go change,
real quick.
Then I can get
the party going.
- And I'll be back.
- Okay.
How are y'all
doing tonight?
Thank you for coming out.
Girl, she got
the good hors d'oeuvres.
I'm gonna take two.
I thought it was
gonna be, like, a show.
Like, there would be a bunch
of women, like, you know,
modeling the clothes.
Mmm.
That's what you
get for thinking.
Blend a little for me.
I spent, like,
$40,000 for this event.
I know I'm gonna
make the money back.
I have A-listers here who I know
they're gonna become customers.
$40,000
is gonna be nothing.
I'm definitely making
$120,000 off this.
I would love to have
seen a fashion show.
I mean, that would have
been so appropriate.
This could have
been a runway.
Marlo is a self-proclaimed
queen of fashion.
Well, at least in Atlanta.
Where are the models?
Where is the catalog of things
that you're offering?
I think it misses the mark
when it comes to business
and promotions.
I don't know.
I just had vision.
Whoo!
- Okay.
- Things are happening, y'all.
Miss Marlo Hampton.
Marlo.
Child, what does
Marlo have on?
She is over there
looking like the candy
that my grand mama
used to give me
to stay quiet
in church.
Thank you, Atlanta,
for coming out,
so I can tell you
all about Le'Archive.
Growing up as a little girl
form St. Petersburg, Florida,
I never thought
I would go to Paris,
but I did,
and when I went,
I was able
to purchase fashions.
At the end
of the day,
I'm known for making money
and dressing.
My girls back there will tell ya
I like that old money.
No, we can't
tell you that.
I don't think anyone
will ever really know
how Marlo
makes her money,
but she might go out
on some dates,
and maybe, you know,
there's money exchanged
from those dates.
Now, I didn't say sex,
but perhaps money is exchanged
for her company.
Love you, guys. Have fun.
Let's have drinks.
Tell everyone about
Le'Archive, okay?
Claire,
you look gorgeous, baby.
- Muah, muah.
- Thank you for coming out
to support
and look at the pieces.
Claire Sulmers
in the building.
This is
the Fashion Bomb Daily.
She's the number one
Black blog in the world.
Just with her coming
and covering it,
that's all I needed for
Le'Archive, right there.
How much did it cost
to do all this today?
- It definitely...
- What'd she say?
I couldn't hear.
No, I'm just kidding.
Darling, living
our best life.
Okay. Let's go talk to Marlo.
All right.
I want some more of those
little beef things.
What is that?
That looks good.
Ooh, that looks good.
Take some...
- Oh, there y'all go.
- Lobster rice? I'll take that.
Yeah, let me
have that, too.
I like that dress, though.
So, listen.
The girls are, like,
- where is the seating?
- Oh. Are you sitting?
- What is happening?
- Yes. People are complaining.
We thought it was
gonna be fashion,
people walking,
like a runway thing.
No, we're not.
That's really basic.
You don't have to walk
with the clothes.
When you go to Paris, you go in,
and it's like a museum.
It's quiet.
It's a violin.
You're reading
the tags
on what it is
and who wore it.
So, don't be shocked.
They don't know about it.
Kenya did say
your place was small.
They are not happy.
They are like, where is
the money coming from?
How did you afford?
Where is the money
coming from?
Where does your money
come from, Kenya?
You have new money, baby.
You were in a hotel
with a white refrigerator.
What is this, honey?
Not a white
refrigerator, girl.
I did hear about her driving
somebody's Range Rover.
- I don't know.
- You know, Kenya,
I love her to death,
but she's not gonna be nice.
She's not gonna support,
and nothing I do
is she ever gonna
compliment.
I'm not surprised.
The last time
I had an event...
Kenya Moore Haircare!
Kenya Haircare Moore
needs some attention.
Like, sit your ass down.
No matter what she says
bad about me...
- Yeah.
- I know you are a has-been.
- Oh!
- You're new money.
Get your house
pressure washed,
- okay?
- Ooh.
My money
is archive money.
These girls are not
used to couture.
They're big girls.
I'm not gonna explain,
but I'm just disappointed.
You can tell us
all what's going on.
Okay, I definitely will.
Basic bitches.
I'm good. Thank you.
Oh, no, thank you.
I already had a couple.
So, anyway, I gotta
tell you somethin'.
- Yes.
- Can we talk about it?
- You can 'cause, I mean...
- Oh, my God, girl.
Just to make
a long story short,
her husband got
a new assistant.
Attractive?
She had a nice ass.
- Uh, I actually can show you.
- What?
- Oh you can.
- No, you didn't.
- I did.
- Kandi.
I went to his texts,
and I went down
and found a picture.
Then I went to her.
- Don't double tap.
- I-I'm not. I just wanna see.
- No, I didn't.
- You better not double tap.
- She's not bad.
- Look what she post.
"To whom it may concern,
if I want to, I will.
Sincerely, a bitch that will,
if she want to."
Would you say that
that message was to me?
It felt weird
because it was around the time
that we all were at your house
and having that conversation.
How can she know we were
having that conversation?
He supposedly fired her,
and they were supposed
to have no communication,
but he's actually
kinda telling her
some of our business.
It's complete betrayal.
You need to, like,
step in and go
this is what's going to
make me comfortable.
This is what I
need to happen.
Yeah.
- Hey. Uh-oh.
- Hello.
- What y'all been doing?
- Uh, nothing.
They've just been
spilling tea.
I'm so disappointed,
for you to come over
and say, "Oh, I thought
it was gonna be fabulous.
I would have it
decorated like Paris."
I copied this from Paris,
from London.
Are you directing
this to me?
I don't know what the...
If you... in' said it, I am.
- Why are you cursing?
- Because I'm pissed,
and I'm disappointed,
and I'm hurt.
At who?
Every time I have
a... ing event,
you are the one
to talk about it.
Well, I-I'm not gonna talk
to you if you're cursing.
- I know you don't, baby.
- We all talked about stuff.
Why are you
directing this to me?
I believe everybody
said a little somethin'.
Yeah. We had questions,
so we were asking each other.
Well, Drew, listen.
I wouldn't even expect you
to understand this.
- Wow.
- You... I'm just saying.
Is that what
we're doing, Marlo?
Drew, I'm appalled
at the money girls,
the girls who are
well traveled...
At the money girls?
Don't leave y'all self
out of that conversation.
- Y'all said somebody...
- I'm trying to figure out
- why she's walking over here...
- Listen, I-I-I started it.
Wait a minute, now.
San ya ran to Marlo
and told her what we all said.
Is this a new bone collector
in training?
I told Marlo.
We went up there...
No, no, no, no.
We said, Marlo,
we had questions
about the event.
She just said
you got a French roll.
Bitch, I ain't had
a French roll in 50 years.
Well, you said it was
a gala, bitch.
- Who wear a French roll?
- A French roll for the gala.
Don't do that!
Take a number.
Everybody tell what they said,
so I can read everybody
- one by one.
- Oh, you can't.
You gotta learn
how to read first.
So, bitch,
you're the reader.
- I'm not the reader.
- No, no, no, no.
But, bitch,
I go below the belt.
- Don't curse at me, Marlo.
- Well, don't...
Well, you goddamned read!
Girl, save your money
for a new Fed Ex label
to ship your
used clothes to eBay,
Le'bay by Marlo.
"I'm here for you,
from Dior to Chanel.
I rode a lot of****
for these pieces."
It's not a bad idea,
actually.
Miss Burruss,
what did you have to say
to this black sister over here
you love so much?
First of all, I said
I love the fashion.
She did.
Now, I'm gonna tell you
what I was curious about.
How does it work?
Like, how will you
make money off of it?
At 25% of the retail
per day
- and the maximum is seven days.
- Oh.
So, if it's $10,000,
I need 25% per day.
To only wear it one day?
I mean, you got it.
Just spend...
You ain't gonna
live forever, baby.
You're not gonna sit here
and make me think
that I'm crazy
just because I'm wondering,
like, okay,
where the money come from
to do all of this.
But it didn't cost me anything
more than a Birkin bag.
She claims to have saved
that money that
that billionaire she dated
a decade ago...
She say that money
still is lasting.
So, she must be pretty
good with money.
She must be better
than me.
- It was light work.
- Light work.
- Real light.
- Got you.
And the boys
sleeping great.
- Are they in private school?
- No, they're not.
Did you go
to private school?
Actually, no.
- I went to charter school.
- Okay, you're so smart.
- You're very intelligent.
- Thank you.
Did you go, Kandi?
And you're filthy rich.
Did you go to
private school?
No, I did not.
- Did you go to private school?
- Yes.
- Oh, you did. Okay.
- I went to public and private.
You're not as successful.
Oh, Lord.
Continue to sit here,
and relax, and hate,
and do what y'all do,
ladies.
- Marlo!
- What just happened?
What just happened?
These hating bitches
that ain't used to fashion.
Next time, on "The Real
Housewives of Atlanta"...
You just hold her hand.
- You look stiff. Relax.
- I am stiff.
- This is why I don't dance.
- No, you ain't gotta go robot.
How are you feeling about
being here, though,
in Atlanta?
Being with mom is just, like,
the highlight of my life.
I can use some
of this stuff in Jersey.
I have a condo in Jersey.
My name ain't nowhere
on it. Okay.
My name ain't
on this house.
Drew and you
share an assistant.
He has been telling
all your personal business.
Just a lot of mess that
goes on in that household.
I heard about
this assistant, man.
This the thing
that wifey can not
let go of.
Here come
the bullsh... here.
Let's just have
a conversation.
Tonight was not the night
to fix anything.
Doing stuff for you
is not the move.