The Other Two (2019–…): Season 3, Episode 1 - Cary Watches People Watch His Movie - full transcript

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with an all-gay crew.

Concern.

- This week in gay news,

the indie drama "Night Nurse,"
now starring Edie Falco,

Beanie Feldstein,
and Cary Dubek,

is finally set to
premiere three years later

after the most COVID
delays of any movie.

Also in gay news, Laura
Dern...

Oh, sorry, one sec.

Hey!
- Hey, uh, can I borrow



a shirt for the
premiere tonight?

All my clothes are
still wrinkled,

and this guy just used the
one I had out to, uh...

clean up.
- What's on it, C, P, or B?

- I think C and, um, P.

- Oh, fun,

but no, sorry,

I'm coming straight from work.

- Oh, right.

How's it been going?
- Great.

We just hit a thousand eps.

Ah!

I'm so happy for you.

You're really killing it.



- Aw, thanks, pal.

Oh, and you should
just wear your suit

with no shirt tonight.
You're an actor in the movie.

You gotta bring it.
- Ah, maybe.

I'm already doing
little chain and...

Oh,
hey, I gotta go.

- Okay.
- Bye.

- Hey, would you be mad if
I went somewhere anti-gay

for my honeymoon?

- Uh, hello, sweet sister.

- All of the good
places are anti-gay.

- Well, what does
your fiancé think?

- No, Car, I would
never do that to you.

- Lance, I honestly do not care.

My dream in life is to
be able to afford a trip

somewhere anti-gay.

- Wait, hold on. What
are you wearing tonight?

- I don't know, maybe
something crazy.

- You should, absolutely, and
then I'll go more subdued,

'cause I don't wanna draw
any attention from you.

This is your night!

- Okay, this is insane.

- Yeah, this is nice and subtle.

- ♪ I-I-I'm a winner ♪

- Excuse me, excuse
me. I'm with Sony.

Excuse me, Sony coming through.

Thank you. So how
are we feeling?

- Good. Nervous, you know?

I just really want
tonight to go well.

It's been so long.
- It'll be perfect.

Just make sure to say how
fun the movie was to shoot,

and if anyone asks,

the entire art department
all died of cancer.

- Right, of course, yeah.
- Chase, hey!

You've been killing it
these last couple years.

- Thanks.
- You and your nail polish,

your cell phone company,

your natural gas pipeline...

- And most importantly, I
released my sophomore album.

- Wait, you did?

- Yeah, he's a singer.
He wanted to sing,

we heard him, and we let him.

- Oh, when did it come out?

- Uh, January 6, 2021.

Yeah, it went live on Spotify

right as the Capitol
was being breached.

- Tough break. Now, I
gotta ask the question

on everyone's mind:

how old are you these days?

- I'm 18.

Oh,
my God, fuck me.

- No! Almost 18.
It's in a few days.

Oh. Well,
good to see you, cutie.

- Thanks.
- And now, I have

one of the real stars of
the night, Cary Dubek.

- Thanks, yeah,
I had so much fun

shooting this
movie, and you know,

it was my first-ever
acting role.

- And was it exactly everything
you thought it would be?

- Okay, cameras rolling.

Whenever you're ready, Cary.

- Cut! Everyone, outside, now!

There has been
a positive! Out!

- Yeah, yeah, it
was, uh, very fun

and, uh, chill.

And it's just so nice

that this movie celebrates
the real heroes:

nurses.

- Yeah, but haven't they
also been celebrated enough?

I mean, we banged pots
for, like, two weeks.

We did that for a year...

- I just think they
get it, you know?

Like, it's 2023.
Enough with the nurses.

- So, uh, what does
your fiancé do?

Oh, he's a fashion
designer, right?

- No, uh, he was,

but he left the industry
during the whole pandemic,

so...
- And what does he do now?

- Hey! This is so legit.

Oh, my God.

- Sorry, again, I
didn't wear a tux, babe.

You know I gotta go
straight to my shift.

- Oh, no, of course.
- It's fine.

I just wanna say
thank you so much

for your service. You
were on the front lines,

keeping this country running,

risking your life?

- And I think one of
the most fun parts was

just hanging out
with the cast...

You know, Edie
Falco and Beanie...

- We live for Beans.

I bet y'all were always
yucking it up at lunch.

- Hey, Beanie,

mind if I sit with...

- Too close! Back away!

It is not safe!
- Okay.

- The air is not safe!

- Yeah, that is
what happened, yeah.

- Well, color me jeal,
and thanks so much

for your time tonight.
- Thanks, okay.

- Hold on. Uh, keep
the cameras rolling.

Streeter Peters,
DreamTeam Management.

As you know, I represent
ChaseDreams, Pat Dubek.

But now I also represent

some new and, some
might say, better...

Talent.

That's right. I made a few

"impulse purchases" on TikTok

during the pandemmy,

and now I represent
some really fun people

that I'm so passionate about,

like the Barbacado family!

Oh!

- And what do they do?

What do they...?

- What do they do?

- Well, they are a family.

Yeah, and the four in the
back, they dance together,

and the little one,
she just tumbles

in front of 'em. Yeah.

- Okay, that's great, thank you.

- So where do you think

they would go,

you know, in culture?

Oh, wait, hold on.

I also have a TikTok
beekeeper lady.

Hey!

Yeah, is she something?

- I just think the
last three years,

a lot of people felt compelled
to make a change, you know?

And with nursing,
I thought I could

really make a difference.

I guess I just
found a new calling.

Aw...

- But nursing school's hard, yo.

Like, seriously, how
long did it take, B?

I feel like when I started,
you were on season two

of "Survivor," and by
the time I was done,

you watched all 40 seasons

and "Grey's Anatomy"
plus all of "The Circle."

- Oh, God, I watched
so much pandemic TV,

but I couldn't do "The Circle."

- Yeah, yeah, no,

I didn't watch "The
Circle."

- Yes, you did, babe.

Remember I was studying
for the TEAS exam,

and you couldn't
get Netflix to load?

And you would just, like,
scream, and you'd cry.

You're like...
"I just wanna

watch 'The Circle.'"

Remember?

- Yeah, well, fuck
me straight to hell.

I guess I did
watch "The Circle."

But I don't only watch TV,

for the record.
- Yeah, no, that's...

That's not what I meant at all.

Brooke's still killing
it as a manager.

Her partner's here, actually.

He's right there.

- No, I did not bring 2,000
bees to this premiere.

I brought 2,000 clients
to this premiere.

Ah!

Oh, my God.

I'm gonna go to the restroom.

- So in conclusion, acting is,

so far, everything
I thought it'd be.

- And you're done.
That's everybody.

You can go get a
drink if you want.

- Oh, I actually wanna go
do "Age, Net Worth, Feet,"

real quick.
- And let's see

those little piggies.

- Oh, no, you don't
have to do that one.

- It's okay. He's my friend.

- Cary? Cary!

Hi, honey.
- Mom?

Where are you?

- In here, inside my
new security detail!

You look so handsome!

Oh, wait.

Aw, you do look handsome!

- Thanks, and your
eye looks lovely.

- Where's Brookie?

- Um...

- Ugh, great,

you're a nurse too?

- No, I'm a waiter.

They just made us
dress like this,

'cause "Night Nurse."

- So you look like a nurse,

but you're just a
waiter. Perfect.

- Everyone, please
take your seats.

- Here we are.
- The screening is about

to begin.
- Oh, my God, ChaseDreams, hi.

- Hi.
- Such a fan.

- Thanks.
- And how old are you now?

18.

- On Monday, bitch.

- Oh.

Well, enjoy the movie, cutie.

- This fucking industry...

- Sorry. Sorry,
excuse me, sorry.

Hi, everyone,

my fiancé is about to sit down,

and he is dressed like a nurse,

but he's just one
of the waiters.

Yeah, he is merely in
the service industry.

So...
- Hi, babe.

- Hi, your wife just
told us what you do.

Thank you for your service.

You were on the front lines,

keeping this country running,

risking your life...
- Oh, my fucking God.

- Whoo! Hello,
and good evening!

Thank you all for
coming to the premiere

of "Night Nurse," which
comes out on VOD tomorrow

after a very, very
long road.

Oh. Oh.

Oh,
please, it is us

who should be thanking you,

and as a token of my gratitude,

I would now like to give to you

the Barbacado family!

- Oh, let's go, Barbacados!
- No.

- Sorry, no. Um, I
think we've all waited

long enough for the movie.

Whoo-hoo!

- So what do you
say? Let's get to it!

- Aw, Car, it's happening.

It took 33 years, but tonight,

you get to watch people
watch a movie you're in.

- This movie has been
a real labor of love,

and I'm so grateful to
finally share it with you all,

and in a big, beautiful
movie theater!

Remember those?

'Cause let's be honest:

movie theaters have
taken quite a beating

these past few years,

and it's just so
special... Oh, what?

Okay, I'm hearing this
movie theater has been sold.

Everyone needs to leave.
This is now a Starbucks.

Let's go!

You're trespassing! Get out!

- Wait,

what the fuck? Is this real?

- What?

- Oh, my God, this is so insane.

- But it would be nice
to have a Starbucks here.

- Coming, coming,
coming, coming!

- Happy Your-Movie's-on-VOD Day!

- I brought my friends.
So we have a full house.

- Oh, thank you for coming.

I know it's dumb,

but I just still wanted to try
to make this into something.

- Of course. It is something.

- Yeah, and
honestly, it's better

watching movies on TV.

I mean, like, is it just me,

or do movie theaters suck?
- They...

- Totally. People
kicking your seat.

- Yeah, I'm sorry, but
$8 for a tub of popcorn?

- It's like I gotta
put a down payment down

just to get a soda.
- Uh-huh.

- Okay, well, look, you're
all full of shit, but sure.

- Um, no, for real, TV's great.

I mean, "Friends" was on TV,

and now, 20 years later,

your movie can be
the new "Friends."

Okay.

- Yo, what's the runtime
on this bad boy, Car?

- 89 minutes.
- Mm, perfect!

Lance and I just have to leave

for a party at his
hospital in 90,

so this is gonna time out great.

- All right, everybody ready?

Let's get this
viewing party started!

- All right.
- Okay, what is my password?

I think it's, uh...

- I feel bad we had to leave

before Cary even figured
out his password.

- I know, me too.

But this party's
very important to me.

- No, yeah, of course.

I wouldn't miss this.

But also, what is this?

- It is a going-away party

for one of our sign
language interpreters.

She's moving to Bolivia to
start a school for the deaf.

Pretty cool, right?

- Yup, yes. How good of her.

- Yeah. Yo, what's
up, everybody?

Lance!

- Ah!
- Hey!

- Let's go get it!

- Yes, I, too, am
this beloved at work.

- Oh, did you see?

They got the new mattress
in the break room!

- Oh, hell yeah. The
old one was killing me.

- I know. So bad, right?

- It was the worst, right?
- The worst.

- The springs were...
- What?

- That thing was crazy.

- Hey, Damien Davis,
the basketball player?

Um, not sure if you remember me,

but we fucked in early 2020,
and you sued me to death.

- Oh, right. How are you?

- Yeah, good.

Good, and I see that you're
also dating a nurse now too?

Real talk...

Doesn't being around
them make you wanna

kind of blow your brains out?

Oh, no.

I'm actually a
nurse now, myself.

- What's that?
- Well, I'm in nursing school.

I got a long road ahead,

but I don't know,
the last few years

just sort of shifted
my priorities.

- I'm sorry.

Did every person in the industry

just, like, change careers
and start "doing good?"

- Shh, she's coming.
- Quiet, quiet.

She's coming.

Surprise!

- Oh! Oh, what?

Aw, this is too much.

- Wait, Pitzi Pyle?

- Yes!

I did it!

I'm in Hulu!

- You are? Yay!

Yeah!
- Yes!

It's weirdly the first
password I tried,

but with an exclamation point.

Okay. Now I just need to find

"Night Nurse," and
we can watch it.

Is "Night Nurse" not on Hulu?

- Okay, baby boy.

We have, unfortunately,

reached the end of
this road for me.

- No, I wanna watch
it with other people

so I can watch them watch.

- I love you
deeply. I really do,

but I have go host
"BagelBites TV."

So maybe tomorrow? Okay.

Mom! Hey, uh,

I was just wondering if
I could, maybe, come over

and watch "Night
Nurse" with you?

- Sure, honey.

We can have a little
movie premiere

of our own.

It'll be even better

than the one yesterday.

I just need to figure out

which remote does what

and, also, how to turn on

my screen, and...

- Oh, my God, never
mind, Mom, bye.

Oh, my God.

Yes...

- Sorry, thank you for talking.

I just... I'm confused.

You're a sign language
interpreter now?

You were one of the worst
people in the entire industry.

You once called my
brother the F word

twice in one meeting.

- Whoa, that does
sound like me...

The old me. And I
was wretched, sick.

I was deformed, deformed.

Every morning,
from the industry,

I would wake up like this.

Why? What did it give me?

It only took... it only took...

It only takes.

I mean,

the industry's not

that bad.
- Oh, it is.

Brooke, it makes you ill,

physically, mentally,
spiritually.

I was becoming a bad person.

I sued my nephew.

After the last two years,
I realized I have to do

something meaningful
with my life,

and now, I wake up in the
morning, and guess what.

- What?
- I start bawling...

out of joy.

- Right when you wake up?

- Immediately, yeah.

Eyes open, tears
fall, it's wild.

Life is wild.

It's a gift, and it's never
too late to heal, Brooke.

I'm healing. I'm healing!

That's great. I'm really,

really happy for you.
- Ugh, thank you.

- I just... I think
I need to be alone,

go for a walk.

- Oh, if you need to
take a walk to be happy,

then take that walk.

- Kay.
- Be well!

Oh, sorry, this is
"goodbye" in sign language.

Oh, God...

- Move, move, move!
- Oh, Jesus.

- She's a fucking liability,
and everyone knows that.

I know it, you know it,

and every patient here...

- Okay, here you go.
- Mm, thank you.

- What are we watching?
- This movie, "Night Nurse."

It just came out tonight.
- Oh, I don't know if I have

a whole movie in me tonight.

Maybe we can just watch
30 episodes of "Friends."

- Yeah! That's better.

- Okay, she clocks
in for work...

- Crap. Fucking "Friends."

- A'ight, let me see.

What am I in the mood for?

Oh, I have been wanting
to watch the one

- with all the nurses.
- Yes!

Now, this guy has taste.

- Okay, here we go, season
four, episode seven:

"The One with All the Nurses."

- Damn it.

- What?

God, this
app is so glitchy.

Fine, I'll just watch this.

- Success!

- Hey, B, what happened?

Everybody was asking
where you went.

I mean, it's fine. I
made up an excuse, but...

- Wow!

How good of you, Lance.

Well, I guess you're great,

and I'm just a
fat piece of crap.

- Whoa, whoa,

what the hell?
- You know, just FYI,

you're not that great.

I bet all your friends at work

wouldn't be so quick to, like,

dab with you if they knew

that you...

never clean the sink!

Like this fork

that's been sitting in
here since God knows when!

We're living in filth, Lance,

'cause of you!

Okay, I feel like

whatever's going on is
not actually about me.

And don't
even get me started

on the sex!

Always like, "Did you come?"

And "I just wanna
make sure you came."

Like, mind your
own business, dude!

And there are so many
other examples too!

I just... you know, I don't
wanna share them right now,

because I have to...

I have to go to the bathroom!

And I hope to God

that your piss

isn't all over the seat again!

- B, I really don't
mean to fight,

but that is 100% your piss.

There is no way that
every person I know

is now doing good.

Uh...

- Brooke Dubek?

Long time, no talk!

- Hey, just thought I'd call

and see how you were doing
after all these years,

make sure you're
still in real estate

like you should be.

- Oh, no. I actually
left real estate.

- You did?

- Yeah, I just felt
like we only sold

to the super rich,
and that wasn't

sitting right with me anymore.

- Uh-huh.
- It's like, why should

they get the nice apartments

when they're the
ones covering up

those pedophile rings?

- What's that, now?

- She's showing up
drunk every night.

She's a fucking liability.

Everyone knows it.

I know it, you know it,

and every patient here
who's not sedated...

- So good...

- Yes!
- Ooh, yeah...

Give me more, Nurse.

- Oh, my God, he is really
loving "Night Nurse."

- Fuck, yeah.

Fuck that little
fucking twink nurse.

- Wait, what?

- Hey!
- Hey!

- What the fuck are you doing?

- What the fuck are you doing?

- You're supposed to be
watching "Night Nurse,"

not porn. Also,
I've seen this porn,

and it's not even good.
The one guy's dick

is limp the entire time,
and then all of a sudden,

he's coming? Please!

Okay? There was no care

put into this, but
there was so much care

put into "Night Nurse."

It took three years to come out.

Our entire art
department died...

The short one, the
mean one, the man...

And just no part of making
it was how I thought it'd be,

but I figured, at
least, when it came out,

I would get to watch
people watch it

and then hear them
tell me how good it was

and how proud of me they were,

and I don't know, maybe
they'd even stand up

and all chant my name in unison.

- That's a very specific want.

- It's just...
- Oh, yeah...

- It's my first ever real thing

and also the only
thing I've done

in the last three years
except this dumb fantasy show

I shot in Croatia for eight
months called "WindWeaver"

that no one will ever see...

Or, at least, I
hope they won't see,

because I play a literal
elf with no lines...

- Oof.

Do you have, like, elf ears?

- You know, I do, dude.

So could we please, I beg you,

just watch "Night Nurse"?

- Okay.

Sure.

- Wait, really?
- Yes.

- Oh, thank you.
- If we can watch my movie too.

It just came out on Apple.

- Wait, so you just
didn't watch it?

- No, I didn't have
two movies in me.

- That makes sense.
- That's fair.

- But thank you all

for now giving up a third day

of your lives to try
and watch it with me.

- We're happy to.

Oh, and I also
invited my friend Jo.

I just haven't seen
her in a few years,

and I thought it might be fun
to see what she's up to...

in front of everyone.

- Well, I hope Mom has

all of her remotes figured out.

Although, I don't
have high hopes,

because I couldn't even figure
out how to play it on my TV.

- Wait, have you not been
to Mom's new house yet?

- No, she moved when I
was in stupid Croatia,

but... are we almost there?

Yeah, almost.

- Is this a helicopter?

- Yes!

- Aw, my kids are here!

- Hi, Mom.

- Hi.
- Hi?

- How was the helicopter?

Isn't the pilot nice?

So much better
than the last one.

- Sorry, this is your new house?

- I know, right?

I'm worth almost a
billion dollars now, Cary.

- You are?
- Yeah, isn't that insane?

I felt plenty rich when
I had my own talk show,

but apparently, the real money
is in having your own network.

Who knew?
- Okay, well, I don't mean

to be forward, but
may I have $1 million?

Curtis,
you're so funny.

Holy shit.

- And don't worry, Car, I
did figure out my remotes...

Or my projectionist did.

So I figured we'd head up
to the theater around 7:00,

that is if I can
finally find it.

I know it's on one
of these floors.

- You have a full home theater?

- Oh, and are you guys gonna
want snacks for the premiere?

What do you kids like?
- You know I need

Ree-sees Pee-cees.

- Ooh, yes! Okay.

"When it comes to snacks,

"there's nothing my
family and I love

In five,

four...

What is happening?

- Hi, Pat, just dropping
off some RP swag

since we heard you're a fan.

- Thanks so much.

Isn't this fun?

Last week, I tweeted

the upstairs toilet
won't flush...

- Why would you tweet that?

- Well, that one was supposed
to be a text to Streeter,

but now I have a lifetime
supply of Liquid-Plumr.

It really is so
convenient to be powerful.

- Hmm.

- Oh, and also, I hope
you don't mind, Cary,

but I invited a few
extra people tonight.

- You did?
- Yes,

I just thought it'd
be more fun that way.

There's my security detail...

They legally have to be here...

Plus Shuli and Chasey.
- Hey, guys.

- Hey, Chase.
- Hi, Chase.

- And then my sweet
neighbor, Tony.

- Wait, Tony? That
is the full head

of Sony Pictures. I don't
even think he was there

on Friday.
- Well then, I guess

this really is gonna be
better than the premiere.

- It actually literally is.

- But I don't know
who that woman is.

She just showed up
and has been saying

some really intense
things about the vaccines.

- Oh, no.

I guess the last few years
have really changed her

for the worse.

Let's go see what else
might come out of her mouth.

Jo!
- Hi.

- Nice digs, Mama D.
- Thank you.

- Ooh, welp,

I finally got the
Barbacados to sleep.

They needed four stories.

- Wait, sorry.

Streeter, your new
clients live here?

- Yup. There hasn't
been much demand

for a dancing family of five

as I thought there might be.

So until that changes,

they're shacking up
here at Casa Dubek,

them and the bees.
- The bees?

- Yeah.
- And it's, like, not

"everyone" at the insurrection

was "racist."

I mean, I should
know. I was there.

- Oh...
- Oh, my God...

Uh, but keep saying more.

- The media just wants
to paint this picture

of all of us, and
it is not true!

I mean, I wouldn't
have believed it myself

three years ago, but if you
look at Fauci's emails...

- Sorry, we're on Fauci now?

- Yeah, we seem to be on Fauci.

- It is all connected.

I actually have some printouts.

I can go grab them if you want.

- No, that's fine.
- No, no, that is...

- I think I speak for all of us

when I say please
get those printouts.

Great, there are lots.

- Man, she is bad, huh?

Pretty much the worst
one here by a mile.

I'd say,
compared to her,

we're all...

A-okay.

- Excuse me,

Mr. Streeter?
- Ah...

- My mommy wants to ask if
she can have a glass of wine.

She
doesn't want a glass

of wine. She just wants me

to come back up
there.

That's the Barbacados for you!

- Oh, my God,

enough with the fucking
Barbacado family!

- Honey, I completely agree,

but why are you so upset?

- It's always
Barbacado family this,

Barbacado family that.

Like, I know my last
album was a flop,

but do you not want me
as a client anymore?

- What?

No, Chasey, I don't
give a flying fuck

about the Barbacados.

No offense, Charlotte.

I only signed those losers

because I thought you were
gonna drop me as a manager.

You're almost 18, and that's...

When they leave, you know?

That's when...

they always leave me.

- Really?
- Yes!

My God, who cares if
your album was a flop?

No one here cares
about your singing

at all.
- Uh, yes, we do!

- Yes, we care about
it, we love it,

and we support it.
- No, of course, of course.

But you can also
do so much more.

You are so, so fiscally
valuable to me, Chasey...

Especially now that you're 18!

My God...

I could cover your body in
tattoos and then have them

removed six months later
so your body is always

just a little bit blue forever.

I could put you in
a Selena Gomez video

where you kiss her bare stomach.

I can "accidentally"
film you smoking weed

so you can then sell weed!

I mean, the possibilities
are endless!

- Hey.

I effing love you,
ChaseDreams Dubek,

and I will never ever
drop you as a client.

Wait, you're still 17, right?

- For five more hours.
- Okay.

- Okay... why don't we all

head up to the theater
and watch Cary's movie?

- Oh.
- I mean, sure, but I honestly

don't know if it will be
as moving or full of pathos

as what that just was.

- Okay, guys. Let's
put your stuff down

and follow me.
Let's go upstairs.

All
right, let's do this.

- Hey, have you seen Jo?

I just wanna make sure
she sits right in front,

because I think she will have

some interesting things to say

about the nurses.

- Come with me for a sec, okay?

- Okay...

Where are we...

hi.
- What's up, man?

What?

- Okay, so I sent Jo home.

- What? Why would you do that?

- Because you clearly
invited her here

just to make fun of her

for some reason,
and that is unkind.

So I thought it would
be best if she left.

Fuck you.
- What?

No, don't do this, baby.

- No, fuck you.
That was my guest.

Go fucking fuck yourself, Lance.

No, fuck this.
- Please just stay here.

Just talk to me.
- No, I don't wanna

talk to you. I just...

I want you to fucking leave.

- You want me to leave?

- Yes.
- Like, right now?

Just leave this house?
No, I'm not gonna do that.

- No... yes, I want you to
leave this house right now.

I just...

This is insane, B.

- Okay, well then, I
guess I'm fucking insane.

So then I'll just
see you at home?

- I don't know. It's
far, so I might...

I might just stay here tonight.

- 'Sup bitches! We're
here on the red carpet

with "Night Nurse"
star Cary Dubek.

Cary, how old are you?

- Um, I'm 33.
- And what is your net worth?

Um, 150,000.

- Whoa...
- Aw...

- Right, yes,
because that is low,

and finally, can we get a
peek at those little piggies?

Okay.

Oh... whoa! All: Oh!

Okay, well,

that's all for me.
I'm Curtis Paltrow.

Back to you, Yazleen!

- Thank you, friend.
You are sweet.

- Well, you gotta do
"Age, Net Worth, Feet."

- Oh, I was so mad, the
press lady at the premiere

told me not to.

And now, at long fucking last,

let's watch "Night Nurse,"

or, um,

you guys will watch it,

and I will watch you watch it.

Enjoy!

- Code blue, we
have a code blue.

It was so good!

It was so good.

- Cary!

- Cary! Cary!