The Original Ghostbusters (1986–1987): Season 1, Episode 57 - The Fourth Ghostbuster - full transcript

[theme song playing]

♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters

[grunting]

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[all]
Let's go, Ghostbusters!

♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters



♪ Let's go

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[howling]

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[grunting]

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♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters

♪ Let's go

[laughing]

[instrumental music]

OK, Tracy, let's
start the ghost ID test.

This is gonna be easy.I know every oneof those bozos.

OK.

That's easy. It's... uh, uh...

Long John Scarechrome.

Yeah.

That's right.
Good work, Corky.

Next one is...

I-I know. That's...

Ugh! Uh, well,maybe it's not.

It's Mysteria.

OK.

Right again, Corky.
That was terrific.

I think we should make you
an honorary Ghostbuster.

[laughing]

Or maybe
the Fourth Ghostbuster.

So, they decided to make methe Fourth Ghostbuster.

-A real Ghostbuster?
-You got it.

Oh, sure.

I might even get to handlesome cases on my own.

Yeah? Prove it.

OK. Uh, how would you liketo go inside Ghost Command?

Are you kiddin'?
You bet I would.

You can't get us
in there, can ya?

Just follow me.
Come on.

So, what do you think
of Ghost Command?

Great! But where are
the Ghostbusters?

Well, I-I'm here of course.

And the other guys
are, uh, on another job.

Another job, huh?

The Ghostbusters are out
at a Frankenstein movie.

[laughing]

Eddie's looking for a newbrain.

Uh, what's this?

[buzzing]

Ouch!

Ha, that's just
the Ansabone.

Jake's warned you about
acting that way, Ansabone.

Hah! If you think I take
orders from you and Jake...

Sure is a strange place.

Even without the Ghostbusters.

But I still haven'tseen any ghosts.

Well, the ghosts aren't here.

Then why don'twe go find 'em?

That could be dangerous.

Boy! You're some Ghostbuster.

I dare ya. No.

I double dare youto show me some real ghosts.

OK. OK!
You wanna see a ghost?

I'll show you
the biggest ghost of all.

-Come on.
-Hey. Where're we going?

You'll see.

[peppy music]

[door opens]

Hey! That's the Ghost Buggy.

Right. It's gonnatake us ghostbusting.

Sure. I'll bet you don't
even know how to drive it.

Are you kidding?Watch me.

Wh-who's that?

[sputtering]Corky, you're not allowed to...

-I know, but...
-I knew you couldn't do it.

Oh, yeah? Watch this.

[loud rumbling]

[G.B.]
Stop it, Corky.
You're not allo-o-owed...

[peppy music]

[door opens]

Boy, that Frankenstein
is some movie.

"Follow me, my bats.

We'll find a new brain..."

[imitating Frankenstein]

Come on, guys.
Enough Frankenstein
for one night.

Jessica! What're you--

Jake, I can't find Corky.

Take it easy.Where's he suppose to be.

He was going to
meet me here.

Hmm.Maybe Ansabone's seen him.

What about it, Bone?

Well, if you wanna know,Corky was hereabout an hour ago.

-But now he's gone.
-Gone where?

Oh, why is this manso full of questions?

To hunt ghosts, of course.

He thinks he's a Ghostbuster.That's what it is.

Corky? A Ghostbuster?

Oh, no!

[Jake] Come on, guys.
We've got work to do.

[all]
Let's go, Ghostbusters!

♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters

♪ Let's go

♪ Let's go, let's go

♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters

♪ Let's go

♪ Let's go, let's go

[screams]

[whistling]

♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters

♪ Let's go

♪ Let's go, let's go

[screaming]

[Tracy grunting]

Uh-uh. Nothing.

Corky must've taken it.

I don't understand why G.B.would let Corky do it.

Tracy, can the G.B. finderlocate the boys?

It'll only work if G.B.
has the receiver turned on?

Then let's cross our fingers.

Hope it works.Oh, Corky, where are you?

[thunder rumbling]

[eerie music]

[screeches]

-What's that?
-Hauntquarters.

The home of Prime Evil.

Wow! Can we sneak in thereand see some ghosts?

Ha ha, you-you'd have to
be crazy to do that.

Or chicken.Bak bak bak.

Oh, yeah? I'll show you
who's chicken.

[sputtering]

I said it before
and I'll say it again.

I don't like this.

[music continues]

This place is scary.

Now who's chicken?

You said you wantedto see some ghosts.

So come on.

I've got to save
those kids. But how?

[sputtering]

Oh, wait a minute.

The Ghostbusters must be
trying to f-f-find me.

I'll turn on
the Ghost Buggy Finder.

[beeping]

Come on, Tracy. Be t-there.

[beeping continues]

[static]

He is! For once that dumb apeis doing something r-r-right.

It's G.B.!

G.B., where are ya?

I'm at Hauntquarters.

Corky and Tony
are trying to get inside

and I can't do anything

'cause they've got
my controls on manual.

Don't worry, G.B.
We'll put you on automatic.

You've got to come backand take us to Hauntquarters

as fast as possible.

[thunder rumbling]

Uh, listen, Corky.

Maybe we oughta go back.I mean, uh, OK.

I-I-I believeyou're a Ghostbuster.

-Now let's go home.-Y-Yeah. Maybe you're right.

Look, master.
Ha ha, that boy.

[monster]
He's Jessica Wray's nephew.

[hissing]

And with the Ghost Buggy.

[laughing]

These junior G-Ghostbusters
will be very useful to me.

Useful? How, boss?

Foolish rodent.

Don't you realize that
junior G-Ghostbusters

will soon be followed
by senior Ghost-bunglers?

[laughing]

-Never thought of that.
-Of course not.

I have to think
of everything.

I let these little mice
walk into my trap

and then the big mice
will soon follow.

[laughing]

Yipes!

Uh, w-why is it doing that?

I-I-I don't know.
But look. The door is open.

-Come on.
-I don't know.

Let's just take a look.

[creaking]

Hey! Let us out!

[Prime Evil hissing]

I've got you in my trap.

[Prime Evil laughing]

[Prime Evil laughing]

Whoa! What're wegonna do now?

Excellent.The boys are locked inside.

Send the Terrible Threeto capture them.

Yes, master. Immediately.

The Terrible Three?

Beast, Beak and Beetle?

The last time you sent them ona job they bungled it so badly.

[hissing] I don't tell you howto hang from your toes.

So don't tell me...

how to be evil!

[laughing]

No, sir boss. No way.

[upbeat music]

[whooshing]

[screeches]

Let's go.
There's no time to waste.

[whooshing]

[dramatic music]

Beast.

Beetle.

Beak.

Come here at once.

The master has decided
to give you another chance.

Go to the dark hall

and bring back
the Ghostbuster children.

The Ghostbuster children?
Hm, no sweat, man.

Come on, Beetle.
Come on, Beast.

[dramatic music]

Listen. Even if wedo find some ghost,how're we gonna bust 'em?

[Corky] With this.

It's a mini-Dematerializer.

I found it on Tracy'sworkbench.

But, Corky, do youknow how to use it?

[Beast growling]

I think I'm about
to find out.

[thuds]

Didn't think you'd get away
that easily, did ya?

Yikes!

[laughing]

Yeow!

[both]
Yeow!

[screeches]

There it is. Hauntquarters.

-Can we get in?
-We'll find a way.

[screeches]

Quick. This way.

[screeches]

Where'd they go?

They went that-a way, Beak.

OK. Let's get 'em.

Uh, or was it that way?

Oh, well...

[peppy music]

Now what, Ghostbuster?

One of them has to
lead outta here.

Sure. But which one?

Only one way to find out.

[laughing]

[both]
Yeow!

Sure isn't that one.

[Beak]There they are. In that room.

-Quick. T-try the next one.
-Right.

[vampire laughing]

Oh, boy!

There they are.

[Corky]
Come on.

It's gotta be this one.

[Prime Evil]
Welcome to Hauntquarters.

[laughing]

Yeah. Ha ha ha.

Welcome.

[screeches]

We got 'em.

Uh, here they are, master.

You got 'em?

You couldn't catch
measles in an epidemic.

Ha ha. Right, boss.Whatever you say, boss.

[swishing]

Jake, how are wegonna get in?

The hard way.

[beeps]

[whirs, creaks]

[whirs]

Let's go, Tracy.
Power dive!

[indistinct chatter]

[all screaming]

[buzzing]

Ghoul-Aide, throw these
junior busters in a cell

until the real Ghost-bunglersshow up to rescue them.

Yeah! Ha ha ha!

If they havethe nerve to...

[crash]

...come in here.

Yeah, ho ho!The Ghostbusters!

Jake, Aunt Jessica!

Tracy!

[roars]

[growling]

[hissing] Seize them!

[grunting]

Not me, boss.

Robo ghosts! Appear!

[pulsating]

[pulsating]

Back to limbo,
you robo creep.

[swishing]

[swishing]

[swooshing, crashes]

[instrumental music]

[swishing]

[hissing] I've had enough
of that Dematerializer.

[hissing]

Ouch!

[intense music]

Don't worry, Corky.
We'll find a way out.

Finally, the Ghost-bummers
are mine!

[swishing, whirs]

That's what you think.
Outta my way, g-ghosts!

I'm going through.

[screeches]

[sputtering]

Jump in, guys.

-[hissing]
-Let's go!

I'll get them.

[loud piano notes]

[swooshing]

[swishing]

[pulsating]

That was close!

[Prime Evil]And this will be closer.[hissing]

Got to get them
off our tail. Quick, Tracy.

Turn on the Ghost-duster.

[swooshing]

Blast! Double blast!

[screeches]

It worked!But now we can't findthat hole we broke through.

No problem.

[crash]

Watch where you putting
those hairy feet, ya ape.

[Prime Evil]
Stop them!

Come on, you guys! This smoke
isn't gonna last forever.

We gotta get outta here.

[grunts]

[crash]

Whoa! Nice work, Tracy.

All right!

[cheering]

Let's go home.

[hissing] Idiots! Fools!
I'm surrounded by morons.

I can't depend on anyone
but myself.

Wait until I get my hands
on the terrible three.

I'll turn them into six.

[Corky]
That's the last time

I'll brag about
being something I'm not.

Yeah! And I'll never dare
someone to do something

they shouldn't do.

I'm afraid you guys
did more than brag, Corky.

You took the Ghost Buggy
without permission.

I guess, I'll never bea real Ghostbuster.

Yes, you will.
But first,

you've got to learn
the responsibilities

of being a Ghostbuster.

Why don't you guys start
by cleaning up G.B's garage?

Yeah. And if youdo a good job

[grunting]

-Wow!
-Wow!

[together]
Junior Ghostbuster badges!

[grunting]

Aren't you guys
forgetting G.B's garage?

[rustling]

Uh, hi, everybody.
In today's story

Corky and Tony got into
some serious trouble

because of bragging.

It wasn't just bragging.

It was also because
I teased Corky

into doing some
foolish things like

taking the Ghost Buggy
and going to Hauntquarters.

We were bothkind of foolish, Tony.

I shouldn't havebeen walking around

saying I was a Ghostbuster.

You both learned
a good lesson.

Bragging and teasing neverdo any much good for anyone.

You can say that again.

[theme song playing]

♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters

♪ Let's go

♪ Let's go, let's go

♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters

♪ Let's go

♪ Let's go, let's go

♪ Let's go, Ghostbusters