The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (2008–2010): Season 3, Episode 3 - I'm a Believer - full transcript
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME!
WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED
CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS
CANDIED ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP
TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE,
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH ]
>> Flapjack: [ Singsong voice ]
HI, BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: HI, BABY!
HOW'S YOUR PICNIC?
>> Flapjack: IT'S WONDERFUL!
I LOVE LOOKING AT CLOUDS WITH
YOU, BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: ME, TOO, MUFFIN TOP!
>> Flapjack: OH, NO, NO, NO!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
[ GRUNTS ]
STAY, CLOUDS!
OH, NO! AH!
[ SIGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: STOP SIGHING, BOY.
YOU CAN'T CONTROL THE CLOUDS.
IT'S OUT OF YOUR HANDS.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN MY HANDS?
>> Flapjack: WHAT, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: YOUR PICNIC!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ GULP! GULP! GULP! ]
AND NOW IT'S IN MY MOUTH!
[ GULP! ]
SEE?
AND NOW IT'S IN MY STOMACH.
YOU CAN'T CONTROL ANYTHING!
>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES!
>> Flapjack: WOW!
LOOK AT THAT CLOUD!
AN ICE-CREAM PARFAIT!
[ LAUGHS ]
WHOO! CUTE!
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> STORM!
[ CROWD SHOUTING ]
>> STORM!
>> K'nuckles: HA-HA!
YES!
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S GONNA
HAPPEN, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: DON'T WORRY, BOY.
THIS HAPPENS EVERY YEAR!
COME ON. I'LL SHOW YOU!
>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES!
WHERE YOU TAKIN' MY BABY?
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> SHE'S UPON US!
THIS IS THE END!
[ CROWD SHOUTING ]
>> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES ]
JUST YOU WATCH.
[ CROWD SHOUTING ]
CITIZENS OF STORMALONG!
I, CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES, WILL SAVE
YOU FROM THE STORM!
>> Flapjack: WHAT?!
>> K'nuckles: GIVE ME YOUR
CANDY, AND I WILL WEATHERPROOF
YOUR HOMES.
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
[ HUMMING ]
>> Flapjack: WOW, CAP'N, YOU
REALLY SAVED THE DAY!
>> K'nuckles: YEP.
>> HEY, FLAPJACK!
COULD YOU DO MY BUCKETS?
I WOULDN'T WANT ANYTHING TO
HAPPEN TO THESE BABIES.
>> Flapjack: OF COURSE, LOLLY.
>> THANKS, FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: PASS THE NAILS,
CAP'N.
I GOT TO DO LOLLY'S BUCKETS.
>> K'nuckles: NAILS?
WE'RE NOT USING NAILS!
>> Flapjack: BUT PEOPLE COULD
LOSE THEIR HOMES.
>> K'nuckles: LOOK, FLAP, THIS
HAPPENS EVERY YEAR.
THERE NEVER IS ANY BIG STORM.
WE PRETEND TO BATTEN DOWN THEIR
HATCHES AND JUST TAKE THEIR
CANDY.
EVERYBODY WINS!
>> Flapjack: I GUESS.
>> K'nuckles: NOW LET'S GET THIS
CANDY HOME!
STORM'S A-BREWING!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ GROANS ]
MY FACE IS STUFFED, BOY.
>> Flapjack: [ GROANS ]
THE LAST PIECE OF CANDY.
CAP'N, WHAT IF EVERYONE FINDS
OUT WE DIDN'T NAIL THOSE BOARDS
ON AND THEY COME TO GET THEIR
CANDY BACK?
>> K'nuckles: TOLD YOU, FLAP.
THERE WON'T BE A STORM, SO NO
ONE WILL EVER KNOW WE LIED TO
THEM.
[ BANGING ON DOOR ]
[ WIND WHISTLING ]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> LOOK AT OUR TOWN, MAN!
YOU RIPPED US OFF!
NOW WE'RE COMIN' IN!
AND YOU'RE GOIN' OUT!
>> Both: AAAAHH!
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE?
>> Bubbie: I'M SORRY, BABY!
IT WASN'T UP TO ME!
>> K'nuckles: SEE?
BUBBIE CAN'T CONTROL WHAT COMES
OUT OF HER.
[ BUBBLING ]
NEITHER CAN I.
>> Flapjack: WHOA!
>> K'nuckles: WHOA!
AAH!
[ BOTH GASPING ]
>> Flapjack: WE'RE NEVER GONNA
SEE BUBBIE AGAIN.
>> K'nuckles: AH, CALM DOWN,
FLAPJACK.
THIS HAPPENS EVERY YEAR.
THEY FIND OUT I RIPPED THEM OFF,
SO THEY KICK ME OUT INTO THE
STORM.
>> Flapjack: BUT YOU SAID
THERE NEVER IS A STORM!
>> K'nuckles: NO, I NEVER SAID
THAT.
COME ON! PADDLE!
>> Flapjack: PADDLE WHERE,
CAPTAIN?
>> K'nuckles: TO THE
CANDY BARREL!
[ CHOIR SINGING ]
>> Flapjack: I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED
ABOUT LIVING IN THE
CANDY BARREL.
>> [ SNORTS ]
>> Flapjack: AH! WHOA!
>> [ WHINNIES ]
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
[ SLURP! ]
WHOA!
>> [ WHINNIES ]
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]
MMM!
[ SPLAT! ]
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, CUT IT
OUT!
>> Flapjack: CANDY BARREL!
YEHAW!
[ GASPS ]
WHERE'S ALL THE CANDY?
>> CANDY!
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
EVERY ROUND IS ON THE HOUSE!
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> FREE CANDY!
>> Flapjack: HOW CAN WE SURVIVE
HERE?
>> K'nuckles: I'LL SHOW YOU!
[ SQUEAK! ]
TA-DA!
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN, HOW DID
YOU KNOW?
>> K'nuckles: I TOLD YOU, FLAP.
THIS HAPPENS EVERY YEAR.
EVERY YEAR.
A-HUBBA-HUBBA-HUBBA.
[ CHUCKLES ]
SAY, FLAPJACK, HERE'S SOME
CANDY.
NOW WHY DON'T YOU GO PLAY IN THE
WRECKAGE?
>> Flapjack: AYE, AYE, CAP'N!
WHOA!
>> K'nuckles: WHOA!
>> Flapjack: THE CANDY BARREL'S
SINKING!
DOES THIS HAPPEN EVERY YEAR?!
>> K'nuckles: YEP!
BUT IT'S OKAY.
I ALWAYS BAIL OUT THE WATER WITH
LOLLY POOPDECK'S BUCKETS.
WHAT THE -- WE CAN'T BAIL WITH
THESE!
WHAT DID YOU DO, BOY?!
>> Flapjack: I HAD TO BATTEN
DOWN THE BUCKETS, CAP'N.
I PROMISED LOLLY.
>> K'nuckles: [ SIGHS ]
AAH!
CANDY WIFE!
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, I'M SO
SORRY.
>> K'nuckles: DON'T APOLOGIZE,
FLAPJACK.
UH, THIS HAPPENS EVERY YEAR,
TOO.
YOU CAN'T CONTROL WHAT HAPPENS.
FOR EXAMPLE, HERE'S OUR LAST
PIECE OF CANDY.
I WANT TO SHARE IT WITH YOU, BUT
I'M A JERK.
SO I'M GONNA EAT IT ALL, AND
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO
CHANGE THAT.
[ CRUNCHING ]
>> Flapjack: I UNDERSTAND,
CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT ARE YOU
EATING?
>> Flapjack: THE LAST PIECE OF
CANDY.
>> K'nuckles: I WAS WRONG!
YOU CAN CHANGE WHAT HAPPENS!
[ GASPS ]
I'M GOING TO GET HELP!
>> Flapjack: BUT, CAP'N, YOU
CAN'T SWIM!
YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT!
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S OKAY.
I'VE HAD MY TIME.
BESIDES, MY DREAMS ARE ALL OUT
THERE, FLOATING FACEDOWN IN THE
WATER.
UH, FACEUP.
FACEUP IN THE WATER.
I'LL MISS YOU, FLAP.
>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES!
[ CRYING ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
THIS DOESN'T HAVE TO HAPPEN.
CAP'N, I'M COMING AFTER YOU!
ARGH!
AHH!
HUH?
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> I'M THROWIN' WATER AT THE
WINDOWS.
STORM ENDED SIX HOURS AGO.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: WHAT?!
>> YOU TRICKED US!
SO, WE TRICKED YOU GUYS!
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Flapjack: BUT WHAT HAPPENED
TO K'NUCKLES?
IS HE OKAY?
>> K'nuckles: [ INHALES ]
PBHT!
[ INHALES ]
PBHT!
[ INHALES ]
PBHT!
>> ALL RIGHT, K'NUCKLES, IT'S MY
TURN NOW.
>> K'nuckles: NOPE, I GOT HERE
FIRST, LARRY, JUST LIKE I
PLANNED.
>> Flapjack: HEY, CAP'N...
YOU SAID YOU CAN'T CONTROL WHAT
HAPPENS.
>> K'nuckles: NO, I SAID YOU
CAN'T CONTROL WHAT HAPPENS.
BUT I CAN.
AND I DO IT EVERY YEAR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HE SURE DOES!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ DISCORDANT VIOLIN MUSIC
PLAYING ]
>> NO, NO! STOP!
WE SOUND HORRIBLE.
WE'LL HAVE TO CANCEL THE SUMMER
CONCERT.
[ BOTH GROAN ]
WE CAN'T DO THIS WITHOUT A
TRUMPET PLAYER.
>> K'nuckles: I CAN HELP YOU,
FELLAS.
[ FART! ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> OH, THIS TIME OF YEAR ALWAYS
MAKES ME SAD.
I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR A SWEET
SONG TO WARM MY HEART.
>> K'nuckles: I CAN HELP YOU,
MA'AM.
>> OH, GOODY!
I'LL COME CLOSE.
I'M A BIT HARD OF --
[ FART! ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN, YOU'RE MY
HERO.
>> K'nuckles: THANKS, BOY!
THAT FEELS REAL NICE.
>> SOMEONE HELP!
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP!
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!
>> K'nuckles: COME ON, FLAPPY!
>> MY BABY FELL INTO THE WATER!
[ CROWD GASPS ]
>> DON'T WORRY.
>> K'nuckles: NO, WAIT!
WAIT! I'LL HELP!
>> Flapjack: NO, CAP'N, WAIT.
>> K'nuckles: BUT FIRST I NEED
YOU TO HELP ME.
>> HOW?
>> K'nuckles: PULL MY FINGER.
[ FART! ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ FART! ]
AHA!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU,
K'NUCKLES?
[ FART! ]
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?
>> DON'T WORRY!
I'LL SAVE HIM!
[ PANTING ]
I GOT YOU, BABY.
[ CHOMP! ]
[ CROWD GASPS ]
>> MY BABY!
CAN'T ANYONE DO SOMETHING?!
[ FAAAAAAAAART! ]
[ FART! ]
[ WATER SPLASHING ]
>> LOOK!
>> [ GRUNTING ]
HERE YOU GO, MA'AM.
[ BABY COOS ]
>> THANK YOU, SIR.
YOU'RE A HERO.
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> HOORAY FOR POOPDECK!
>> PLEASE, PLEASE.
I WAS JUST DOING WHAT ANYONE
WOULD HAVE DONE.
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
EXCEPT FOR K'NUCKLES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> "COURAGEOUS COMEDIAN SAVES
BABY.
STATUE TO BE BUILT SOON."
>> THERE IT IS!
[ CHOIR SINGING ]
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> All: POOPDECK!
POOPDECK!
POOPDECK!
>> K'nuckles: HUH?!
>> HOORAY FOR LOLLY POOPDECK!
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> All: POOPDECK! POOPDECK!
POOPDECK! POOPDECK!
>> K'nuckles: WHERE'S MY STATUE?
WHERE'S MY CANDY?
I'M THE...
[ FART! ]
...HERO HERE!
>> Flapjack: BUT -- BUT, UH,
CAP'N, FARTING'S FUNNY AND ALL,
BUT...
LOLLY JUST SAVED A BABY.
HE'S A HERO.
>> K'nuckles: NO, YOU SAID I'M A
HERO.
>> Flapjack: WELL, YOU'RE MY
HERO.
THAT'S EVEN BETTER, RIGHT?
HEY, LOOK!
THERE'S STILL SOME CANDY ON THE
GROUND.
DO YOU WANT SOME?
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T WANT YOUR
PITY CANDY.
YOUR K'NUCKLES IS GONNA SHOW YOU
A REAL HERO.
[ FART! ]
>> Flapjack: SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN
HERE, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: PEOPLE ARE GONNA
HEAR I LOST MY BOY IN A RUNAWAY
BALLOON AND FEEL BAD FOR ME!
THEN I'LL BE A HERO!
>> Flapjack: UH, I DON'T THINK
THAT'S WHAT A HERO IS.
>> K'nuckles: GOODBYE, FLAPJACK.
[ WIND WHISTLING ]
CLOUDS ARE MOVING FAST TODAY.
AAH!
FLAPJACK, SAVE ME!
>> Flapjack: I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GONNA SAVE ME!
>> K'nuckles: I FIGURED POOPDECK
WOULD!
>> Both: LOLLY!
LOLLY!
LOLLY!
>> K'nuckles: LOLLY!
>> Flapjack: WOW!
WE'RE STILL GOING UP!
NOW, WHAT DID YOU BUILD THIS
BALLOON OUT OF?
>> K'nuckles: MY OLD PANTALOONS!
>> Flapjack: HUH?
>> K'nuckles: THESE PANTS HAVE
SEEN A LOT OF WIND PASS THROUGH
THEM.
>> Flapjack: OH!
[ GIGGLES ]
[ FART! ]
>> K'nuckles: [ SCREAMING ]
MY EYES!
AAH!
>> Flapjack: WHOA!
UNH!
>> HE HAS COME.
>> HERO!
>> JOYOUS DAY!
>> Both: HUH?
>> WELCOME, HERO.
>> K'nuckles: WHO, ME?
>> WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A
HERO TO FALL FROM THE SKY AND
GUIDE OUR PEOPLE.
YOU'RE HIM -- HERO!
>> K'nuckles: WHO ARE YOU
GUYS?
>> ONE THOUSAND PARDONS, HERO.
I AM COTTON BLATHER, AND
THESE ARE MY KINSMEN.
HOW NOBLE OF YOU TO BRING YOUR
SERVANT BOY.
>> Flapjack: HI, GUYS.
>> YES, YES.
NOW LET'S BE OFF.
THE VILLAGE MUST PRAISE YOU,
HERO.
>> GOOD DAY, FRIEND.
>> A VERY GOOD DAY TO YOU,
FRIEND.
>> GOOD FORTUNE BLESS US ALL.
>> AND WONDERFUL JOY.
>> GRATEFUL BLESSINGS, MY
KINFOLK.
>> YES! GRATEFUL BLESSINGS!
>> BOUNTIFUL WONDER!
>> WONDERFUL BOUNTY AND
GOODWILL.
>> GOOD FORTUNATE BOUNTEOUS
WONDER AND BLESSINGS.
>> BLESS YOUR FORTUNATE
GOODNESS.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
WHAT A WONDERFUL BOUNTY.
>> JOYFUL WONDER AND BLESSINGS.
>> AND BLESSINGS.
>> NONTHREATENING BOUNTEOUS
WONDER.
>> HARMLESS JOY!
>> K'nuckles: THIS PLACE STINKS!
AND "HERO'S" BALLOON STILL
NEEDS FIXING!
>> OH, I-I'M SORRY, HERO, BUT WE
DON'T BELIEVE IN HELPING PEOPLE.
>> Both: HUH?
>> OH!
IT APPEARS I'VE DROPPED MY
HARVEST.
>> MM?
MM?
>> [ GRUNTS ]
I CAN'T SEEM TO PICK MYSELF UP.
OH, WELL.
I'VE LED A FULL LIFE.
[ BELL TOLLS ]
>> Flapjack: ISN'T ANYONE GONNA
HELP THAT OLD LADY?
>> NO!
>> NOPE!
>> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES ]
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU PEOPLE?
>> WELL, YEARS AGO WHEN OUR
VILLAGE WAS STILL ON THE GROUND,
OUR GREAT LEADER WAS ASKED BY A
MYSTERIOUS MAN TO PULL HIS
FINGER.
[ FART! ]
[ EXPLOSION ]
GREAT LEADER WAS BLOWN AWAY
BY A MYSTERIOUS WIND REEKING OF
SULFUR AND BRIMSTONE.
AND OUR VILLAGE ENDED UP HERE,
IN THE CLOUDS.
SINCE THAT DAY, WE VOWED NEVER
TO HELP OTHERS.
BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO
DO, SO WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
A HERO TO COME AND TELL US.
>> HERO, PLEASE TEACH US THE
TRUE WAY!
>> GUIDE US.
>> IT IS TIME.
>> TEACH US ALL YOU KNOW.
>> WHAT SHALL WE DO?
>> ENLIGHTEN US!
>> K'nuckles: BACK OFF, CREEPS!
[ ALL GASP ]
>> UH...AHA.
DELIBERATE HARM -- THE HIGHEST
FORM OF NOT HELPING.
>> SHOW US MORE WISDOM!
MORE WISDOM!
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, I'M A
HERO!
>> OH!
>> K'nuckles: HERO!
>> AAH!
>> K'nuckles: HERO!
>> OH, YOU ARE THE STUFF OF
LEGEND.
LET THE CORONATION COMMENCE!
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
[ THUD! ]
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
OH, HERO.
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ]
[ THUD! ]
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ THUD! ]
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ THUD! ]
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> K'nuckles: HEY!
>> YOUR CROWN, SIR.
>> K'nuckles: HEY!
OOH!
THIS IS MORE LIKE IT!
>> THANK YOU, SIR.
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> HOW WOULD YOU LIKE US TO
HONOR YOU, HERO?
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> Flapjack: HEY, CAP'N!
HEY, CAP'N!
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, LOOK!
I'M A HERO!
I'M A BIGGER HERO THAN
LOLLY POOPDECK!
>> Flapjack: UH, BUT WHEN ARE WE
GONNA GO HOME?
>> K'nuckles: FORGET THAT PLACE,
FLAP.
THEY DON'T DESERVE ME DOWN
THERE!
>> Flapjack: OH.
>> [ SNEEZES ]
>> Flapjack: UH, SIR, YOU
DROPPED YOUR GLOVE.
>> [ GASPS ]
>> HELPER!
>> HELPER!
>> YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO TO LITTLE
HELPERS?
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, HELP ME!
>> K'nuckles: I CAN'T!
I WOULDN'T BE A HERO IF I WAS
DOING THAT!
[ LOCK CLINKS ]
>> NOW TRY AND HELP PEOPLE.
[ CROWD BOOING ]
>> K'nuckles: BOOOO!
>> SORRY ABOUT THAT HELPER.
IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO TO
MAKE IT UP TO YOU?
>> K'nuckles: AS A MATTER OF
FACT, THERE IS ONE THING YOU CAN
DO.
>> ANYTHING, HERO.
>> K'nuckles: PULL MY FINGER.
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN, NO!
[ FART! ]
[ CROWD GASPS ]
>> K'nuckles: WHAT, NOT LOUD
ENOUGH FOR YOU?
[ GRUNTS ]
[ FAAAART! ]
>> THAT SMELL!
>> SULFUR AND BRIMSTONE!
[ CROWD SHOUTING ]
>> THE STINK!
>> K'nuckles: HERO?
>> IT IS FORBIDDEN TO SUMMON THE
EVIL AIR!
AND THE PUNISHMENT FOR DOING SO
IS DEATH!
UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU FIND
SOMEONE TO TAKE YOUR PLACE.
>> K'nuckles: COME ON DOWN,
FLAP.
>> Flapjack: OH, CAPTAIN, I KNEW
YOU'D RESCUE ME!
WHOA!
>> K'nuckles: HEY, WAIT A
SECOND.
COULD I JUST HAVE ONE LAST
MOMENT WITH THE BOY TO SAY...
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, FLAP!
[ BOTH PANTING ]
[ CROWD SHOUTING ]
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN, WE'RE
GONNA DIE!
>> K'nuckles: CLOSE YOUR EYES.
IT'LL BE OVER SOON.
>> Flapjack: WAIT, CAP'N!
A CLOUDBERG.
COME ON, JUMP!
>> K'nuckles: NAH, YOU GO AHEAD.
>> Flapjack: BUT DON'T YOU WANT
TO LIVE?
>> K'nuckles: EH.
>> Flapjack: OH!
YOU STILL UPSET ABOUT NOT BEING
A HERO?
>> K'nuckles: EH.
>> Flapjack: BUT YOU ARE A HERO.
YOU JUST SAVED MY LIFE, RIGHT
BACK THERE.
>> K'nuckles: HEY! YOU'RE RIGHT.
I DID.
>> Flapjack: WHOA! WHOA!
CAPTAIN!
THIS CLOUDBERG'S OUT OF CONTROL!
HELP ME!
HELP ME!
>> K'nuckles: HELP?
THAT'S SOMETHING HEROES DO.
AAAAAAAAH!
>> Flapjack: AAAAAAAH!
OH, CAPTAIN, YOU'RE THE BEST
HERO EVER!
FIRST YOU SAVE ME, AND NOW
YOU'RE GONNA BREAK MY FALL!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN, YOU'RE
AMAZING!
>> K'nuckles: FLAP, I'M TIRED OF
BEING THE HERO.
YOU BREAK MY FALL!
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
I'M NOT THE HERO!
YOU ARE, SILLY!
IT'S WHAT YOU WANTED!
>> K'nuckles: NO, YOU ARE!
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
CAPTAIN, YOU'RE TOO MUCH!
YOU'RE THE HERO!
[ CRASH! ]
CAP'N, WE'RE HOME SAFE!
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
HOW ABOUT THAT?
>> HEY! THERE YOU ARE!
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL,
K'NUCKLES?
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?
WE WERE CAUGHT IN A RUNAWAY, AND
FLAPJACK GOT PUT IN A STOCKADE
IN THE CLOUDS, AND THEN I
FARTED, AND PEOPLE WANTED TO
KILL US, AND THEN I SAVED
FLAPJACK!
I'M A HERO!
>> Flapjack: YEAH!
>> YOU'RE NO HERO!
WE SAW YOU TRYING TO USE
FLAPJACK TO BREAK YOUR FALL!
>> YEAH!
>> DISGUSTING!
>> WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR
YOURSELF, K'NUCKLES?
[ FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART! ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES, YOU'RE
MY HERO.
>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES, YOU'RE
MY HERO.
>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES, YOU'RE
MY HERO.
>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES, YOU'RE
MY HERO.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME!
WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED
CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS
CANDIED ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP
TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE,
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH ]
>> Flapjack: [ Singsong voice ]
HI, BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: HI, BABY!
HOW'S YOUR PICNIC?
>> Flapjack: IT'S WONDERFUL!
I LOVE LOOKING AT CLOUDS WITH
YOU, BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: ME, TOO, MUFFIN TOP!
>> Flapjack: OH, NO, NO, NO!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
[ GRUNTS ]
STAY, CLOUDS!
OH, NO! AH!
[ SIGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: STOP SIGHING, BOY.
YOU CAN'T CONTROL THE CLOUDS.
IT'S OUT OF YOUR HANDS.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN MY HANDS?
>> Flapjack: WHAT, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: YOUR PICNIC!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ GULP! GULP! GULP! ]
AND NOW IT'S IN MY MOUTH!
[ GULP! ]
SEE?
AND NOW IT'S IN MY STOMACH.
YOU CAN'T CONTROL ANYTHING!
>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES!
>> Flapjack: WOW!
LOOK AT THAT CLOUD!
AN ICE-CREAM PARFAIT!
[ LAUGHS ]
WHOO! CUTE!
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> STORM!
[ CROWD SHOUTING ]
>> STORM!
>> K'nuckles: HA-HA!
YES!
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S GONNA
HAPPEN, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: DON'T WORRY, BOY.
THIS HAPPENS EVERY YEAR!
COME ON. I'LL SHOW YOU!
>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES!
WHERE YOU TAKIN' MY BABY?
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> SHE'S UPON US!
THIS IS THE END!
[ CROWD SHOUTING ]
>> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES ]
JUST YOU WATCH.
[ CROWD SHOUTING ]
CITIZENS OF STORMALONG!
I, CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES, WILL SAVE
YOU FROM THE STORM!
>> Flapjack: WHAT?!
>> K'nuckles: GIVE ME YOUR
CANDY, AND I WILL WEATHERPROOF
YOUR HOMES.
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
[ HUMMING ]
>> Flapjack: WOW, CAP'N, YOU
REALLY SAVED THE DAY!
>> K'nuckles: YEP.
>> HEY, FLAPJACK!
COULD YOU DO MY BUCKETS?
I WOULDN'T WANT ANYTHING TO
HAPPEN TO THESE BABIES.
>> Flapjack: OF COURSE, LOLLY.
>> THANKS, FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: PASS THE NAILS,
CAP'N.
I GOT TO DO LOLLY'S BUCKETS.
>> K'nuckles: NAILS?
WE'RE NOT USING NAILS!
>> Flapjack: BUT PEOPLE COULD
LOSE THEIR HOMES.
>> K'nuckles: LOOK, FLAP, THIS
HAPPENS EVERY YEAR.
THERE NEVER IS ANY BIG STORM.
WE PRETEND TO BATTEN DOWN THEIR
HATCHES AND JUST TAKE THEIR
CANDY.
EVERYBODY WINS!
>> Flapjack: I GUESS.
>> K'nuckles: NOW LET'S GET THIS
CANDY HOME!
STORM'S A-BREWING!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ GROANS ]
MY FACE IS STUFFED, BOY.
>> Flapjack: [ GROANS ]
THE LAST PIECE OF CANDY.
CAP'N, WHAT IF EVERYONE FINDS
OUT WE DIDN'T NAIL THOSE BOARDS
ON AND THEY COME TO GET THEIR
CANDY BACK?
>> K'nuckles: TOLD YOU, FLAP.
THERE WON'T BE A STORM, SO NO
ONE WILL EVER KNOW WE LIED TO
THEM.
[ BANGING ON DOOR ]
[ WIND WHISTLING ]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> LOOK AT OUR TOWN, MAN!
YOU RIPPED US OFF!
NOW WE'RE COMIN' IN!
AND YOU'RE GOIN' OUT!
>> Both: AAAAHH!
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE?
>> Bubbie: I'M SORRY, BABY!
IT WASN'T UP TO ME!
>> K'nuckles: SEE?
BUBBIE CAN'T CONTROL WHAT COMES
OUT OF HER.
[ BUBBLING ]
NEITHER CAN I.
>> Flapjack: WHOA!
>> K'nuckles: WHOA!
AAH!
[ BOTH GASPING ]
>> Flapjack: WE'RE NEVER GONNA
SEE BUBBIE AGAIN.
>> K'nuckles: AH, CALM DOWN,
FLAPJACK.
THIS HAPPENS EVERY YEAR.
THEY FIND OUT I RIPPED THEM OFF,
SO THEY KICK ME OUT INTO THE
STORM.
>> Flapjack: BUT YOU SAID
THERE NEVER IS A STORM!
>> K'nuckles: NO, I NEVER SAID
THAT.
COME ON! PADDLE!
>> Flapjack: PADDLE WHERE,
CAPTAIN?
>> K'nuckles: TO THE
CANDY BARREL!
[ CHOIR SINGING ]
>> Flapjack: I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED
ABOUT LIVING IN THE
CANDY BARREL.
>> [ SNORTS ]
>> Flapjack: AH! WHOA!
>> [ WHINNIES ]
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
[ SLURP! ]
WHOA!
>> [ WHINNIES ]
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]
MMM!
[ SPLAT! ]
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, CUT IT
OUT!
>> Flapjack: CANDY BARREL!
YEHAW!
[ GASPS ]
WHERE'S ALL THE CANDY?
>> CANDY!
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
EVERY ROUND IS ON THE HOUSE!
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> FREE CANDY!
>> Flapjack: HOW CAN WE SURVIVE
HERE?
>> K'nuckles: I'LL SHOW YOU!
[ SQUEAK! ]
TA-DA!
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN, HOW DID
YOU KNOW?
>> K'nuckles: I TOLD YOU, FLAP.
THIS HAPPENS EVERY YEAR.
EVERY YEAR.
A-HUBBA-HUBBA-HUBBA.
[ CHUCKLES ]
SAY, FLAPJACK, HERE'S SOME
CANDY.
NOW WHY DON'T YOU GO PLAY IN THE
WRECKAGE?
>> Flapjack: AYE, AYE, CAP'N!
WHOA!
>> K'nuckles: WHOA!
>> Flapjack: THE CANDY BARREL'S
SINKING!
DOES THIS HAPPEN EVERY YEAR?!
>> K'nuckles: YEP!
BUT IT'S OKAY.
I ALWAYS BAIL OUT THE WATER WITH
LOLLY POOPDECK'S BUCKETS.
WHAT THE -- WE CAN'T BAIL WITH
THESE!
WHAT DID YOU DO, BOY?!
>> Flapjack: I HAD TO BATTEN
DOWN THE BUCKETS, CAP'N.
I PROMISED LOLLY.
>> K'nuckles: [ SIGHS ]
AAH!
CANDY WIFE!
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, I'M SO
SORRY.
>> K'nuckles: DON'T APOLOGIZE,
FLAPJACK.
UH, THIS HAPPENS EVERY YEAR,
TOO.
YOU CAN'T CONTROL WHAT HAPPENS.
FOR EXAMPLE, HERE'S OUR LAST
PIECE OF CANDY.
I WANT TO SHARE IT WITH YOU, BUT
I'M A JERK.
SO I'M GONNA EAT IT ALL, AND
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO
CHANGE THAT.
[ CRUNCHING ]
>> Flapjack: I UNDERSTAND,
CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT ARE YOU
EATING?
>> Flapjack: THE LAST PIECE OF
CANDY.
>> K'nuckles: I WAS WRONG!
YOU CAN CHANGE WHAT HAPPENS!
[ GASPS ]
I'M GOING TO GET HELP!
>> Flapjack: BUT, CAP'N, YOU
CAN'T SWIM!
YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT!
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S OKAY.
I'VE HAD MY TIME.
BESIDES, MY DREAMS ARE ALL OUT
THERE, FLOATING FACEDOWN IN THE
WATER.
UH, FACEUP.
FACEUP IN THE WATER.
I'LL MISS YOU, FLAP.
>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES!
[ CRYING ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
THIS DOESN'T HAVE TO HAPPEN.
CAP'N, I'M COMING AFTER YOU!
ARGH!
AHH!
HUH?
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> I'M THROWIN' WATER AT THE
WINDOWS.
STORM ENDED SIX HOURS AGO.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: WHAT?!
>> YOU TRICKED US!
SO, WE TRICKED YOU GUYS!
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Flapjack: BUT WHAT HAPPENED
TO K'NUCKLES?
IS HE OKAY?
>> K'nuckles: [ INHALES ]
PBHT!
[ INHALES ]
PBHT!
[ INHALES ]
PBHT!
>> ALL RIGHT, K'NUCKLES, IT'S MY
TURN NOW.
>> K'nuckles: NOPE, I GOT HERE
FIRST, LARRY, JUST LIKE I
PLANNED.
>> Flapjack: HEY, CAP'N...
YOU SAID YOU CAN'T CONTROL WHAT
HAPPENS.
>> K'nuckles: NO, I SAID YOU
CAN'T CONTROL WHAT HAPPENS.
BUT I CAN.
AND I DO IT EVERY YEAR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HE SURE DOES!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ DISCORDANT VIOLIN MUSIC
PLAYING ]
>> NO, NO! STOP!
WE SOUND HORRIBLE.
WE'LL HAVE TO CANCEL THE SUMMER
CONCERT.
[ BOTH GROAN ]
WE CAN'T DO THIS WITHOUT A
TRUMPET PLAYER.
>> K'nuckles: I CAN HELP YOU,
FELLAS.
[ FART! ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> OH, THIS TIME OF YEAR ALWAYS
MAKES ME SAD.
I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR A SWEET
SONG TO WARM MY HEART.
>> K'nuckles: I CAN HELP YOU,
MA'AM.
>> OH, GOODY!
I'LL COME CLOSE.
I'M A BIT HARD OF --
[ FART! ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN, YOU'RE MY
HERO.
>> K'nuckles: THANKS, BOY!
THAT FEELS REAL NICE.
>> SOMEONE HELP!
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP!
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!
>> K'nuckles: COME ON, FLAPPY!
>> MY BABY FELL INTO THE WATER!
[ CROWD GASPS ]
>> DON'T WORRY.
>> K'nuckles: NO, WAIT!
WAIT! I'LL HELP!
>> Flapjack: NO, CAP'N, WAIT.
>> K'nuckles: BUT FIRST I NEED
YOU TO HELP ME.
>> HOW?
>> K'nuckles: PULL MY FINGER.
[ FART! ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ FART! ]
AHA!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU,
K'NUCKLES?
[ FART! ]
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?
>> DON'T WORRY!
I'LL SAVE HIM!
[ PANTING ]
I GOT YOU, BABY.
[ CHOMP! ]
[ CROWD GASPS ]
>> MY BABY!
CAN'T ANYONE DO SOMETHING?!
[ FAAAAAAAAART! ]
[ FART! ]
[ WATER SPLASHING ]
>> LOOK!
>> [ GRUNTING ]
HERE YOU GO, MA'AM.
[ BABY COOS ]
>> THANK YOU, SIR.
YOU'RE A HERO.
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> HOORAY FOR POOPDECK!
>> PLEASE, PLEASE.
I WAS JUST DOING WHAT ANYONE
WOULD HAVE DONE.
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
EXCEPT FOR K'NUCKLES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> "COURAGEOUS COMEDIAN SAVES
BABY.
STATUE TO BE BUILT SOON."
>> THERE IT IS!
[ CHOIR SINGING ]
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> All: POOPDECK!
POOPDECK!
POOPDECK!
>> K'nuckles: HUH?!
>> HOORAY FOR LOLLY POOPDECK!
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> All: POOPDECK! POOPDECK!
POOPDECK! POOPDECK!
>> K'nuckles: WHERE'S MY STATUE?
WHERE'S MY CANDY?
I'M THE...
[ FART! ]
...HERO HERE!
>> Flapjack: BUT -- BUT, UH,
CAP'N, FARTING'S FUNNY AND ALL,
BUT...
LOLLY JUST SAVED A BABY.
HE'S A HERO.
>> K'nuckles: NO, YOU SAID I'M A
HERO.
>> Flapjack: WELL, YOU'RE MY
HERO.
THAT'S EVEN BETTER, RIGHT?
HEY, LOOK!
THERE'S STILL SOME CANDY ON THE
GROUND.
DO YOU WANT SOME?
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T WANT YOUR
PITY CANDY.
YOUR K'NUCKLES IS GONNA SHOW YOU
A REAL HERO.
[ FART! ]
>> Flapjack: SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN
HERE, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: PEOPLE ARE GONNA
HEAR I LOST MY BOY IN A RUNAWAY
BALLOON AND FEEL BAD FOR ME!
THEN I'LL BE A HERO!
>> Flapjack: UH, I DON'T THINK
THAT'S WHAT A HERO IS.
>> K'nuckles: GOODBYE, FLAPJACK.
[ WIND WHISTLING ]
CLOUDS ARE MOVING FAST TODAY.
AAH!
FLAPJACK, SAVE ME!
>> Flapjack: I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GONNA SAVE ME!
>> K'nuckles: I FIGURED POOPDECK
WOULD!
>> Both: LOLLY!
LOLLY!
LOLLY!
>> K'nuckles: LOLLY!
>> Flapjack: WOW!
WE'RE STILL GOING UP!
NOW, WHAT DID YOU BUILD THIS
BALLOON OUT OF?
>> K'nuckles: MY OLD PANTALOONS!
>> Flapjack: HUH?
>> K'nuckles: THESE PANTS HAVE
SEEN A LOT OF WIND PASS THROUGH
THEM.
>> Flapjack: OH!
[ GIGGLES ]
[ FART! ]
>> K'nuckles: [ SCREAMING ]
MY EYES!
AAH!
>> Flapjack: WHOA!
UNH!
>> HE HAS COME.
>> HERO!
>> JOYOUS DAY!
>> Both: HUH?
>> WELCOME, HERO.
>> K'nuckles: WHO, ME?
>> WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A
HERO TO FALL FROM THE SKY AND
GUIDE OUR PEOPLE.
YOU'RE HIM -- HERO!
>> K'nuckles: WHO ARE YOU
GUYS?
>> ONE THOUSAND PARDONS, HERO.
I AM COTTON BLATHER, AND
THESE ARE MY KINSMEN.
HOW NOBLE OF YOU TO BRING YOUR
SERVANT BOY.
>> Flapjack: HI, GUYS.
>> YES, YES.
NOW LET'S BE OFF.
THE VILLAGE MUST PRAISE YOU,
HERO.
>> GOOD DAY, FRIEND.
>> A VERY GOOD DAY TO YOU,
FRIEND.
>> GOOD FORTUNE BLESS US ALL.
>> AND WONDERFUL JOY.
>> GRATEFUL BLESSINGS, MY
KINFOLK.
>> YES! GRATEFUL BLESSINGS!
>> BOUNTIFUL WONDER!
>> WONDERFUL BOUNTY AND
GOODWILL.
>> GOOD FORTUNATE BOUNTEOUS
WONDER AND BLESSINGS.
>> BLESS YOUR FORTUNATE
GOODNESS.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
WHAT A WONDERFUL BOUNTY.
>> JOYFUL WONDER AND BLESSINGS.
>> AND BLESSINGS.
>> NONTHREATENING BOUNTEOUS
WONDER.
>> HARMLESS JOY!
>> K'nuckles: THIS PLACE STINKS!
AND "HERO'S" BALLOON STILL
NEEDS FIXING!
>> OH, I-I'M SORRY, HERO, BUT WE
DON'T BELIEVE IN HELPING PEOPLE.
>> Both: HUH?
>> OH!
IT APPEARS I'VE DROPPED MY
HARVEST.
>> MM?
MM?
>> [ GRUNTS ]
I CAN'T SEEM TO PICK MYSELF UP.
OH, WELL.
I'VE LED A FULL LIFE.
[ BELL TOLLS ]
>> Flapjack: ISN'T ANYONE GONNA
HELP THAT OLD LADY?
>> NO!
>> NOPE!
>> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES ]
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU PEOPLE?
>> WELL, YEARS AGO WHEN OUR
VILLAGE WAS STILL ON THE GROUND,
OUR GREAT LEADER WAS ASKED BY A
MYSTERIOUS MAN TO PULL HIS
FINGER.
[ FART! ]
[ EXPLOSION ]
GREAT LEADER WAS BLOWN AWAY
BY A MYSTERIOUS WIND REEKING OF
SULFUR AND BRIMSTONE.
AND OUR VILLAGE ENDED UP HERE,
IN THE CLOUDS.
SINCE THAT DAY, WE VOWED NEVER
TO HELP OTHERS.
BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO
DO, SO WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
A HERO TO COME AND TELL US.
>> HERO, PLEASE TEACH US THE
TRUE WAY!
>> GUIDE US.
>> IT IS TIME.
>> TEACH US ALL YOU KNOW.
>> WHAT SHALL WE DO?
>> ENLIGHTEN US!
>> K'nuckles: BACK OFF, CREEPS!
[ ALL GASP ]
>> UH...AHA.
DELIBERATE HARM -- THE HIGHEST
FORM OF NOT HELPING.
>> SHOW US MORE WISDOM!
MORE WISDOM!
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, I'M A
HERO!
>> OH!
>> K'nuckles: HERO!
>> AAH!
>> K'nuckles: HERO!
>> OH, YOU ARE THE STUFF OF
LEGEND.
LET THE CORONATION COMMENCE!
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
[ THUD! ]
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
OH, HERO.
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ]
[ THUD! ]
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ THUD! ]
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ THUD! ]
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> K'nuckles: HEY!
>> YOUR CROWN, SIR.
>> K'nuckles: HEY!
OOH!
THIS IS MORE LIKE IT!
>> THANK YOU, SIR.
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> HOW WOULD YOU LIKE US TO
HONOR YOU, HERO?
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> Flapjack: HEY, CAP'N!
HEY, CAP'N!
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, LOOK!
I'M A HERO!
I'M A BIGGER HERO THAN
LOLLY POOPDECK!
>> Flapjack: UH, BUT WHEN ARE WE
GONNA GO HOME?
>> K'nuckles: FORGET THAT PLACE,
FLAP.
THEY DON'T DESERVE ME DOWN
THERE!
>> Flapjack: OH.
>> [ SNEEZES ]
>> Flapjack: UH, SIR, YOU
DROPPED YOUR GLOVE.
>> [ GASPS ]
>> HELPER!
>> HELPER!
>> YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO TO LITTLE
HELPERS?
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, HELP ME!
>> K'nuckles: I CAN'T!
I WOULDN'T BE A HERO IF I WAS
DOING THAT!
[ LOCK CLINKS ]
>> NOW TRY AND HELP PEOPLE.
[ CROWD BOOING ]
>> K'nuckles: BOOOO!
>> SORRY ABOUT THAT HELPER.
IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO TO
MAKE IT UP TO YOU?
>> K'nuckles: AS A MATTER OF
FACT, THERE IS ONE THING YOU CAN
DO.
>> ANYTHING, HERO.
>> K'nuckles: PULL MY FINGER.
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN, NO!
[ FART! ]
[ CROWD GASPS ]
>> K'nuckles: WHAT, NOT LOUD
ENOUGH FOR YOU?
[ GRUNTS ]
[ FAAAART! ]
>> THAT SMELL!
>> SULFUR AND BRIMSTONE!
[ CROWD SHOUTING ]
>> THE STINK!
>> K'nuckles: HERO?
>> IT IS FORBIDDEN TO SUMMON THE
EVIL AIR!
AND THE PUNISHMENT FOR DOING SO
IS DEATH!
UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU FIND
SOMEONE TO TAKE YOUR PLACE.
>> K'nuckles: COME ON DOWN,
FLAP.
>> Flapjack: OH, CAPTAIN, I KNEW
YOU'D RESCUE ME!
WHOA!
>> K'nuckles: HEY, WAIT A
SECOND.
COULD I JUST HAVE ONE LAST
MOMENT WITH THE BOY TO SAY...
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, FLAP!
[ BOTH PANTING ]
[ CROWD SHOUTING ]
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN, WE'RE
GONNA DIE!
>> K'nuckles: CLOSE YOUR EYES.
IT'LL BE OVER SOON.
>> Flapjack: WAIT, CAP'N!
A CLOUDBERG.
COME ON, JUMP!
>> K'nuckles: NAH, YOU GO AHEAD.
>> Flapjack: BUT DON'T YOU WANT
TO LIVE?
>> K'nuckles: EH.
>> Flapjack: OH!
YOU STILL UPSET ABOUT NOT BEING
A HERO?
>> K'nuckles: EH.
>> Flapjack: BUT YOU ARE A HERO.
YOU JUST SAVED MY LIFE, RIGHT
BACK THERE.
>> K'nuckles: HEY! YOU'RE RIGHT.
I DID.
>> Flapjack: WHOA! WHOA!
CAPTAIN!
THIS CLOUDBERG'S OUT OF CONTROL!
HELP ME!
HELP ME!
>> K'nuckles: HELP?
THAT'S SOMETHING HEROES DO.
AAAAAAAAH!
>> Flapjack: AAAAAAAH!
OH, CAPTAIN, YOU'RE THE BEST
HERO EVER!
FIRST YOU SAVE ME, AND NOW
YOU'RE GONNA BREAK MY FALL!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN, YOU'RE
AMAZING!
>> K'nuckles: FLAP, I'M TIRED OF
BEING THE HERO.
YOU BREAK MY FALL!
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
I'M NOT THE HERO!
YOU ARE, SILLY!
IT'S WHAT YOU WANTED!
>> K'nuckles: NO, YOU ARE!
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
CAPTAIN, YOU'RE TOO MUCH!
YOU'RE THE HERO!
[ CRASH! ]
CAP'N, WE'RE HOME SAFE!
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
HOW ABOUT THAT?
>> HEY! THERE YOU ARE!
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL,
K'NUCKLES?
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?
WE WERE CAUGHT IN A RUNAWAY, AND
FLAPJACK GOT PUT IN A STOCKADE
IN THE CLOUDS, AND THEN I
FARTED, AND PEOPLE WANTED TO
KILL US, AND THEN I SAVED
FLAPJACK!
I'M A HERO!
>> Flapjack: YEAH!
>> YOU'RE NO HERO!
WE SAW YOU TRYING TO USE
FLAPJACK TO BREAK YOUR FALL!
>> YEAH!
>> DISGUSTING!
>> WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR
YOURSELF, K'NUCKLES?
[ FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART! ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES, YOU'RE
MY HERO.
>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES, YOU'RE
MY HERO.
>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES, YOU'RE
MY HERO.
>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES, YOU'RE
MY HERO.