The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (2008–2010): Season 3, Episode 4 - Liar, Liar, You for Hire? - full transcript
When K'nuckles continues to trick people and blame ghosts Flapjack consults Jayde, the resident ghost expert of Stormalong, to see if ghosts really do exist. K'nuckles claims he knows where Candied Island is, but gets caught up in his lie.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME!
WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED
CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS
CANDIED ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP
TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE,
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH ]
>> [ GIGGLING ]
OH, JOHN.
>> FRIDA, YOU LOOK SO SWEET IN
THE MOONLIGHT, LIKE...
LIKE...
>> CANDY?
>> [ GASPS ]
I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I
LOVED YOU.
MWAH! MWAH!
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> [ GASPS ]
JOHN, I HEARD SOMETHING.
>> OH, DON'T WORRY, MY DEAR.
IT'S JUST THE SOUND OF MY LOVE
GROWING STRONGER FOR YOU.
>> OH, JOHN...
[ BOTH SMOOCHING ]
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> HELP!
>> TAKE OUR CANDY! TAKE IT!
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
>> EXTRA! EXTRA!
CANDY CRIMINAL CAPTURES
COUPLES'
CANDY.
DONATION CANDY FOR COUPLE MOST
APPRECIATED.
EXTRA EXTRA!
>> THAT POOR YOUNG COUPLE.
>> WHEN ARE THOSE BLASTED
CONSTABLES GONNA CATCH THAT
MANIAC?
>> Flapjack: OH, BOY!
OH-AAH.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK!
I FOUND A BARREL FULL OF CANDY!
FOR FREE!
>> Flapjack: "FOR FREE"?!
>> K'nuckles: FOR FREE!
>> Flapjack: "FOR FREE"?!
>> K'nuckles: JUST EAT IT, BOY.
>> Flapjack: OHH.
[ BOTH MUNCHING LOUDLY ]
WHA?
[ COUGHS ]
CAP'N!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?!
>> Flapjack: THIS CANDY ISN'T
FREE!
IT'S DONATION CANDY!
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, UH, I
CAN EXPLAIN.
I STOLE IT.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, NOW, PROMISE
ME YOU WON'T DO IT AGAIN!
>> K'nuckles: NO!
>> Flapjack: [ Sternly ]
CAP'N...
>> K'nuckles: OKAY!
I P-P-P-P PUH-PUH-PUH PROMISE!
>> Flapjack: THANKS, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH.
I'M GONNA GO.
UH, I HAVE OTHER WAYS OF GETTING
CANDY.
>> Flapjack: OH, CAP'N.
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
LET'S SEE.
NOW, WHERE IS THAT DONATION
BOOTH?
HMM.
[ WHOOSH! ]
HELLO?
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> Flapjack: WHOA!
AAH! [ PANTING ]
WHEW!
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ GROWLS ]
>> Flapjack: [ SCREAMS ]
HELP! HELP! HE-E-E-E-E-E-LP!
[ CROWD MURMURING ]
>> DID HE LOOK LIKE THIS?
>> Flapjack: [ SCREAMS ]
[ CROWD GASPS ]
[ CRIES HYSTERICALLY ]
>> Bubbie: IT'S OKAY, BABY.
YOU'RE SAFE NOW.
ARE YOU JUST GONNA STAND THERE?!
>> CITIZENS OF STORMALONG, I
ASSURE YOU THERE'S NOTHING TO
FEAR!
I WILL CATCH THE CANDY BANDIT
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I'M SERIOUS.
[ CROWD GASPS ]
>> Bubbie: HOW'D THAT GET IN
THERE?
>> OPEN YOUR MOUTH, PLEASE,
MISS.
AHA!
>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES!
>> K'nuckles: [ YAWNS, SMACKS
LIPS ]
UH-OH!
>> Flapjack: WOW!
WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THAT
CANDY?
>> K'nuckles: UH...
IT WAS FREE?
>> YOU STOLE IT!
[ CROWD GASPS ]
>> Bubbie: YOU MAKE ME SICK!
>> Flapjack: HE COULDN'T HAVE
STOLE IT!
HE PROMISED!
>> LIFT YOUR ARMS!
>> K'nuckles: RIGHT.
LIKE THAT'S GONNA PROVE ANY...
THING.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK, FOLKS?
HMM?
HMM?
HMMMM?
>> K'nuckles: [ GULPS ]
[ CROWD GRUMBLES ]
>> ♪ LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW,
FOLKS ♪
♪ LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW ♪
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N!
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, I CAN
EXPLAIN.
>> Flapjack: THERE'S NO NEED,
CAP'N.
I believe you.
THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY TO PROVE
HE'S INNOCENT.
>> EXTRA! EXTRA!
"CANDY BANDIT BEHIND BARS.
COUPLES AND CANDY SAFE ONCE
AGAIN."
"COUPLES AND CANDY SAFE..."
"COUPLES AND CANDY..."
>> Flapjack: I GOT IT!
>> HOW LONG DO WE HAVE TO SIT
OUT HERE?
>> Flapjack: UNTIL THE REAL
CANDY BANDIT ROBS OUR CANDY AND
PROVES MY CAP'N INNOCENT!
>> OH.
CANDY!
>> Both: [ Singsong voice ]
CANDY!
HE-E-E-E-E-E-E-RE, CANDY BANDIT!
HE-E-E-E-E-R-E!
WE GOT DELICIOUS CANDY FOR YA!
>> Flapjack: COME ON OUT.
[ Singsong voice ] CANDY, CANDY,
CANDY, CANDY!
>> Both: [ Wearily ] CANDY,
CANDY, CANDY, CANDY, CANDY,
CANDY, CANDY.
>> THIS ISN'T WORKING.
>> Flapjack: IT'S GOT TO WORK!
THINK!
WHAT ELSE DO COUPLES DO ON
DATES?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I'M JUST GONNA EAT MY CANDY.
>> [ ROARS ]
>> HE-E-E-E-E-E-LP!
[ SOBBING ]
>> Flapjack: LOLLY, WE SAW THE
CANDY BANDIT!
K'NUCKLES IS INNOCENT!
>> THOSE HORRIBLE FLABBY ARMS!
>> EXTRA! EXTRA!
CANDY BANDIT AT LARGE ONCE
AGAIN.
LOLLY LUCKY TO BE ALIVE.
EXTRA EXTRA!
>> Flapjack: I'M COMIN', CAP'N!
I'M COMIN', CAP'N!
CAP'N! CAP'N!
I'M GONNA GET YOU OUT OF HERE.
[ GASPS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N!
>> K'nuckles: HUH?!
THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
>> Flapjack: WHERE DID YOU GET
ALL THAT CANDY?
>> K'nuckles: UH...
I FOUND IT.
>> Flapjack: YOU STOLE IT,
DIDN'T YOU?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH.
[ MUNCHES LOUDLY ]
>> Flapjack: YOU LIED TO ME!
YOU REALLY ARE THE CANDY BANDIT!
>> K'nuckles: [ With mouth
full ] THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
>> Flapjack: I-I CAN'T TRUST
YOU.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?
>> Flapjack: YOU'RE NOT MY
FRIEND ANYMORE!
[ SOBBING ]
>> K'nuckles: [ Normal voice ]
FLAPJACK, WAIT!
I CAN EXPLAIN!
IF I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET
OUT OF HERE.
HMM.
>> Flapjack: [ SOBBING ]
OH, CAP'N, WHY?
[ MOB SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
>> COME ON, KID!
THAT CANDY BANDIT BROKE OUT OF
JAIL, AND WE'RE GONNA CATCH HIM!
WITH THESE!
HA HA HOO!
>> Flapjack: OH, NO! K'NUCKLES!
>> K'nuckles: [ Singsong
voice ] HERE, CANDY BANDIT!
HERE, CANDY BANDIT!
COME OUT.
COME OUT, AND PROVE ME INNOCENT!
[ MOB SHOUTING IN DISTANCE ]
>> K'nuckles: [ GASPS ]
GAAH!
>> WE GOT YA NOW, CANDY BANDIT!
ANY LAST WORDS?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH.
I'M NOT THE CANDY BANDIT.
>> YEAH, RIGHT!
>> Flapjack: PROVE IT!
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: Prove it.
TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT THAT CANDY
YOU STOLE.
>> K'nuckles: THE TRUTH?
>> Flapjack: THE TRUTH.
>> K'nuckles: OKAY.
BUT IT WON'T BE EASY.
[ Straining ] UH...
I, UH...
STOPPED...
STEALING...
DONATION CANDY...
UH, LIKE...
I PROMISED, UH...
SO I'VE BEEN STEALING FROM THE
CANDY BARREL INSTEAD!
>> [ GASPS ]
CONSTABLE!
>> Flapjack: [ Straining ] I'M
STARTING TO TRUST YOU AGAIN.
WAIT.
IF YOU'RE NOT THE CANDY
BANDIT, WHO IS?
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ ROARS ]
>> K'nuckles: TAKE IT! TAKE IT!
>> [ PANTING ]
>> YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
CONSTABLE NORM?!
[ CROWD GASPS ]
>> JOHN! THAT'S HIM!
THAT'S THE CANDY BANDIT!
>> "CANDY BANDIT"?
ME?!
NO.
I'M "THE DEFENSELESS DEFENDER"!
THIS IS MY CRIME-FIGHTING
OUTFIT.
>> BUT YOU FRIGHTENED US AND
STOLE OUR CANDY!
>> "STOLE"?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE REWARDIN' ME!
>> "REWARDING YOU"?
>> "REWARDING YOU"?
>> YES! FOR KEEPIN' YOU SAFE!
EVERY NIGHT, I PATROL THE
STREETS OF STORMALONG,
PRESERVING JUSTICE...
AND HELPING THOSE IN NEED!
[ GASPS ]
>> [ MOANS ]
>> THOSE YOUNG LOVERS ARE STUCK
TOGETHER!
OOF!
HELP IS ON THE WAY!
[ WHEEZING ]
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
>> HELP!
HELP!
HELP YOURSELF!
>> THANKS!
[ ROARS ]
>> Flapjack: HE-E-E-LP!
THIS CANDY'S TOO HEAVY!
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> HE-E-E-E-LP!
I SHOULDN'T BE EATING CANDY
'CAUSE I'M TOO FAT!
>> WELL, IT'S PRETTY HARD TO
HEAR WITH ALL THAT HEAVY
BREATHIN'.
>> K'nuckles: YOU KNOW WHAT THIS
MEANS?
I'M INNOCENT!
WHOO-HOO!
♪ I'M NOT THE CANDY BANDIT ♪
♪ I'M NOT THE CANDY BANDIT ♪
>> NOT SO FAST!
YOU STILL STOLE CANDY!
YOU DID THE CRIME.
NOW YOU'RE GONNA DO THE TIME.
>> Flapjack: WELL, BUBBIE, I
GUESS K'NUCKLES FINALLY LEARNED
HIS LESSON.
>> Bubbie: DID THEY TAKE HIM
BACK TO JAIL?
>> Flapjack: NO.
>> Bubbie: OH.
>> Flapjack: CONSTABLE NORM GAVE
HIM A SPECIAL JOB INSTEAD!
>> K'nuckles: [ STRAINING ]
>> COME ON, SIDEKICK!
CRIME ISN'T GOING TO FIGHT
ITSELF.
>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
>> Flapjack: "HEWWO," K'NUCKLES.
>> K'nuckles: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
OH. FLAPJACK.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FISH.
GET THAT FILTHY FISH AWAY FROM
ME.
>> Flapjack: OH, HE DIDN'T MEAN
IT.
[ SMOOCHES ]
>> HEY, FELLAS!
>> Flapjack: HEY, LOLLY!
>> LARRY HAS A NEW CANDY!
I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU'D WANT TO
CHECK IT OUT, BUT YOU'RE PLAYING
WITH FISH, SO, UH...
I HEAR IT TASTES LIKE 100 PIECES
OF CANDY.
>> K'nuckles: WOW, WHAT'S IT
CALLED?
>> 1,000 PIECES OF CANDY.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> ONE PER CUSTOMER, BOYS.
DON'T FORGET IT!
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG!
GLUG! ]
>> K'nuckles: EH.
WASN'T ANYTHING SPECIAL, WAS IT,
FLAP?
>> Flapjack: ♪ K'NU-U-U-CKLES ♪
>> K'nuckles: FLAP!
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?
>> Flapjack: ♪ HAPPINESS ♪
[ HEART BEATING ]
[ GROANING ]
I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU
HAD TOO MUCH CANDY.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED?
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]
>> K'nuckles: MORE CANDY!
>> Bubbie: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM
FOR ONE SECOND, BABY!
YOU KEEP DRINKING CANDY LIKE A
FISH, YOU GONNA TURN INTO ONE.
>> K'nuckles: DOESN'T SOUND SO
BAD.
LOTS OF CANDY EITHER WAY.
>> Bubbie: WRONG!
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
LIVIN' UNDERWATER.
IT'S NO PLACE FOR A GENTLE
LITTLE ANGEL DUMPLING --
OR A WASHED-UP HAS-BEEN.
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLES ]
>> Flapjack: BUT THAT CANDY WAS
SO GOOD.
>> Bubbie: EVERYTHING IN
MODERATION, BABY.
>> K'nuckles: LET'S GO GET SOME
MORE!
>> I TOLD YOU, FELLAS -- ONLY
ONE PER CUSTOMER!
>> K'nuckles: YOU MEAN FOREVER?
>> MM-HMM.
SO ORDER SOMETHING ELSE OR GET
OUT!
>> K'nuckles: COME ON, FLAP.
>> SOME PEOPLE DON'T LISTEN.
[ DOORS SWING ]
SO, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU,
LADIES?
>> K'nuckles: [ High-pitched
voice ] OOOH, I, UH, HAVEN'T HAD
THAT NEW DRINK OF YOURS.
UH, LET'S HAVE 2, UH, 1,000
PIECES OF CANDY.
>> ANYTHING FOR TWO BEAUTIFUL
LADIES.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ RAGTIME MUSIC PLAYING ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ RAGTIME MUSIC PLAYING ]
>> K'nuckles: [ BURPS ]
>> GOODBYE, VALUED FIRST-TIME
CUSTOMERS.
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
K'NUCKLES, WHAT IF BUBBIE'S
RIGHT?
WHAT IF WE DO TURN INTO FISH?
I DON'T WANT THAT!
>> K'nuckles: AW, POO.
I'VE BEEN DRINKING CANDY SINCE
BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.
NOT ONCE HAVE I TURNED INTO A
REAL FISH.
BUBBIE JUST DOESN'T WANT YOU TO
HAVE FUN.
>> Flapjack: BUT BUBBIE LOVES
ME.
>> K'nuckles: LET ME TELL YOU A
THING OR TWO ABOUT BUBBIE.
[ RAGTIME MUSIC PLAYING ]
>> Flapjack: [ Yawning ] OH.
WHAT A NIGHT!
AND LOOK -- NOT A FISH!
HA!
I GUESS YOU WERE RIGHT, CAP--
[ GASPS ]
CAP'N!
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES!
>> K'nuckles: YEAH?
WHOA-HO! WHAT A CRAZY NIGHT!
LET'S GO GET MORE CANDY!
>> Flapjack: YEAH!
>> Both: CANDY!
2 1,000 PIECES OF CANDY, PLEASE.
>> DON'T THINK SO.
>> K'nuckles: AW, COME ON,
LARRY.
CUT IT OUT WITH THAT "ONE PER
CUSTOMER" THING!
>> YOU AREN'T CUSTOMERS.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN HUMAN!
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> GET 'EM, BOYS!
[ MOB SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
>> FREAKS!
>> GET OUT OF HERE!
>> YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!
>> STORMALONG DON'T LIKE FREAKS.
>> SO GET LOST.
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE?
>> Bubbie: THEY'RE RIGHT, BABY.
YOU HAVE TO GO.
IF YOU STAY HERE, YOU'LL DROWN!
[ Voice breaking ] OH, GOODBYE,
SUGAR LUMPS.
YOU LIVE UNDERWATER NOW.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
[ SMACK! ]
>> K'nuckles: OOH!
>> Bubbie: WATCH AFTER HIM,
K'NUCKLES.
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: TAKE CARE OF
YOURSELF, FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: OHHH, MY BABY, MY
POOR BABY!
[ SOBS ]
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Flapjack: WHAT ARE WE GONNA
DO?
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW!
I JUST WISH...
[ GULP! ]
OH!
YOU CAN EAT CANDY DOWN HERE!
WE'LL BE FINE.
[ BOTH MUNCHING LOUDLY ]
>> Flapjack: NO, CAP'N!
IF WE DON'T STOP THIS, WE'LL
NEVER BE ABLE TO GO BACK HOME.
>> K'nuckles: OKAY, FINE.
WHATEVER.
WE'RE GONNA DIE NOW, ANYWAYS.
[ CREATURES GROWLING ]
QUICK, FLAP! INTO THAT CAVE!
>> ♪ THE CANDY CORAL ♪
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ]
>> Flapjack: NO, CAP'N!
NO MORE CANDY UNTIL OUR LEGS
GROW BACK!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S THE RUSH,
FLAP?
IT'S GREAT DOWN HERE!
LOOK! THEY EVEN GOT A POOP DECK!
>> Flapjack: LOLLY?!
I WANT TO GO HOME, CAP'N.
PLEASE...
PLEASE STOP EATING CANDY!
>> K'nuckles: OKAY, FLAP, IF IT
MEANS THAT MUCH TO YA.
>> Flapjack: THANKS.
>> K'nuckles: RIGHT AFTER I
FINISH THIS CANDY.
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ]
[ GLUG! GLUG! ]
[ GLUG! ]
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG!
GLUG!]
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, I'M SERIOUS.
WE GOT TO STOP EATING CANDY!
>> HUH?
>> [ Bubbling ] HUH?
>> WHAT'S THE MATTER?
CANDY NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YA?
[ CROWD GRUMBLES ]
>> NOTHING WRONG WITH EATING
CANDY.
>> WHAT KIND OF A FREAK DOESN'T
EAT CANDY?
>> FREAKS LIKE US!
>> OUR KIND OF FREAKS!
>> YEAH, THEY'RE WITH US!
>> YEAH, WE DON'T EAT CANDY,
EITHER.
>> THEY'RE OUR KIND OF FREAKS!
>> OH, YOU GUYS ARE MERMEN.
>> SORRY, MERMEN.
>> MY MISTAKE. SORRY.
>> K'nuckles: NO, NO, NO.
WE'RE NOT MERMEN.
WE JUST ATE A BUNCH OF CANDY!
>> LOOKS LIKE THESE MERMEN NEED
HELP WITH THEIR CANDY DEMONS.
>> Both: OH, BOY...
>> ♪ THE SECRET LAIR OF THE
MERMEN ♪
>> Flapjack: WOW!
>> K'nuckles: YA GOT ANY CANDY?
>> MERMEN DON'T EAT CANDY.
WE GET JAZZED ON NATURAL STUFF,
LIKE HANGING WITH DUDES AND
BEATING UP GUYS!
>> YEAH!
>> OUR BODY'S OUR TEMPLE!
>> NICE TEMPLE, DUDE.
>> THANKS, MAN.
YOU'VE GOT TO CONQUER YOUR CANDY
CRAVINGS THE MERMAN WAY.
[ BAP! POW! ]
>> ♪ OH ♪
♪ WE ARE THE MERMEN, OUR BODIES
ARE TIGHT ♪
♪ WE WORK OUT ALL DAY, AND WE
WRESTLE ALL NI-I-I-GHT ♪
♪ IF YOU WANT TO GET BU-U-FF,
THERE'S NO TIME FOR SWEET
STUFF ♪
>> K'nuckles: [ GROWLS ]
>> ♪ WE JUST BROKE OUR WINDOW
'CAUSE WE'RE NOT TOO BRIGHT ♪
♪ BUM BA-BUM, BA BA BA BUM ♪
♪ WE ARE MERMEN ♪
♪ BUM BA-BUM, BA BA BA BUM ♪
♪ WE'RE NOT TOO BRIGHT ♪
♪ BUM BA-BUM, BA BA BA BUM ♪
♪ MERMEN ♪
♪ BUM BA-BUM, BA BA BA BUM ♪
♪ STUPID MERMEN ♪
♪ WE'RE NOT TOO BRIGHT ♪
♪ MERMEN ♪
[ MERMEN SNORING ]
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE...
and get some candy.
>> Flapjack: BUT WE HAVEN'T HAD
ANY CANDY ALL DAY.
OUR LEGS COULD GROW BACK ANY
MINUTE.
>> K'nuckles: I'M GONNA GO FIND
SOME CANDY.
AAH!
[ CREATURES GROWLING ]
>> DON'T DO IT ALONE, BRA.
LET US HELP YOU.
>> CANDY'S TOO STRONG.
>> NO MAN'S AN ISLAND, DUDE.
>> YEAH, BRO.
>> K'nuckles: ALL RIGHT, I GUESS
I COULD STAY A LITTLE LONGER.
I COULD PUT UP WITH ANYTHING
FOR A DAY.
>> ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS ARE
CURED.
>> Flapjack: WHOOPE-E-E!
>> K'nuckles: FINALLY!
>> JUST ONE FINAL TEST BEFORE
YOU CAN REPRESENT MERMEN IN
PUBLIC.
DITCH THE SHIRTS.
>> K'nuckles: WHA?
>> WHEN YA GOT IT, FLAUNT IT!
>> Flapjack: WE'RE NOT GONNA
WEAR CLOTHES ANYMORE?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH!
>> Flapjack: ALL RIGHT!
[ BOTH STRAINING ]
>> K'nuckles: WHEW!
FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
[ MERMEN SCREAMING ]
>> HEY! THEY'RE NOT MERMEN!
GET 'EM!
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
>> GET OUT!
GOTCHA!
AND YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO
NOW?
>> Flapjack: ARE YOU GONNA EAT
US?
>> WHA?!
NO!
>> WE'RE TAKING YOU TO THE
DOCTOR.
YOU HAVE A SERIOUS MEDICAL
CONDITION.
>> HMM.
WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?
>> K'nuckles: UH...
UH, WE TURNED INTO FISH.
>> Flapjack: 'CAUSE WE ATE TOO
MUCH CANDY.
>> WHOA! WHOA!
THAT'S CRAZY TALK!
YOU TWO HAVE THE FISH FLU.
>> Both: "FISH FLU"?!
>> YOU GUYS BEEN PLAYING WITH
FISH OR HITTING EACH OTHER WITH
FISH OR JUST DOING ANYTHING
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO WITH
FISH?
>> Flapjack: MAYBE.
SO...
IT'S NOT PERMANENT?
>> HEY, GUYS!
HOW'S MY LITTLE FISH HEADS
FEELING TODAY?
>> K'nuckles: MEH.
>> Flapjack: PRETTY GOOD, DOC!
IS TODAY THE BIG DAY?
>> LET'S SEE!
>> K'nuckles: HEY!
>> Flapjack: MY PANTS GREW BACK!
HEY, GUYS.
I missed you.
[ SMOOCHING ]
>> K'nuckles: UH, HEY, DOC!
UH, HOW WILL WE KNOW WHEN WE'RE
CURED?
>> WHEN YOU START TO DROWN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Flapjack: [ GULPS ]
[ BOTH GULPING ]
>> HERE YOU GO!
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG!
GLUG! GLUG! ]
SO, UH, YOU TWO NEW IN TOWN?
>> Both: AH!
>> AAH!
FLAPJACK! K'NUCKLES!
I TOLD YOU ONE PER CUSTOMER!
THESE BABIES ARE A THOUSAND
PIECES OF CANDY AT ONCE!
>> K'nuckles: MEH.
>> Flapjack: IT'S OKAY,
PEPPERMINT LARRY!
WE WON'T TURN INTO FISH!
>> WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT
TURNING INTO FISH?
>> FREAK!
[ BAM! POW! ]
>> GET OUT OF HERE!
>> GET OUT OF HERE!
>> FREAKS!
>> Flapjack: I DIDN'T KNOW CANDY
COULD DO THAT.
>> K'nuckles: MEH.
>> Flapjack: WHAT HAPPENED TO
YOU, BUBBIE?
>> Bubbie: OH, BABY.
I GOT SO DEPRESSED WHEN YOU
LEFT, I JUST COULDN'T STOP
EATIN' CANDY.
>> Flapjack: I GUESS WE'LL HAVE
TO FIND A NEW PLACE TO LIVE.
>> Bubbie: I GUESS WE WILL,
BABY.
I GUESS WE WILL.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME!
WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED
CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS
CANDIED ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP
TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE,
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH ]
>> [ GIGGLING ]
OH, JOHN.
>> FRIDA, YOU LOOK SO SWEET IN
THE MOONLIGHT, LIKE...
LIKE...
>> CANDY?
>> [ GASPS ]
I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I
LOVED YOU.
MWAH! MWAH!
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> [ GASPS ]
JOHN, I HEARD SOMETHING.
>> OH, DON'T WORRY, MY DEAR.
IT'S JUST THE SOUND OF MY LOVE
GROWING STRONGER FOR YOU.
>> OH, JOHN...
[ BOTH SMOOCHING ]
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> HELP!
>> TAKE OUR CANDY! TAKE IT!
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
>> EXTRA! EXTRA!
CANDY CRIMINAL CAPTURES
COUPLES'
CANDY.
DONATION CANDY FOR COUPLE MOST
APPRECIATED.
EXTRA EXTRA!
>> THAT POOR YOUNG COUPLE.
>> WHEN ARE THOSE BLASTED
CONSTABLES GONNA CATCH THAT
MANIAC?
>> Flapjack: OH, BOY!
OH-AAH.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK!
I FOUND A BARREL FULL OF CANDY!
FOR FREE!
>> Flapjack: "FOR FREE"?!
>> K'nuckles: FOR FREE!
>> Flapjack: "FOR FREE"?!
>> K'nuckles: JUST EAT IT, BOY.
>> Flapjack: OHH.
[ BOTH MUNCHING LOUDLY ]
WHA?
[ COUGHS ]
CAP'N!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?!
>> Flapjack: THIS CANDY ISN'T
FREE!
IT'S DONATION CANDY!
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, UH, I
CAN EXPLAIN.
I STOLE IT.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, NOW, PROMISE
ME YOU WON'T DO IT AGAIN!
>> K'nuckles: NO!
>> Flapjack: [ Sternly ]
CAP'N...
>> K'nuckles: OKAY!
I P-P-P-P PUH-PUH-PUH PROMISE!
>> Flapjack: THANKS, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH.
I'M GONNA GO.
UH, I HAVE OTHER WAYS OF GETTING
CANDY.
>> Flapjack: OH, CAP'N.
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
LET'S SEE.
NOW, WHERE IS THAT DONATION
BOOTH?
HMM.
[ WHOOSH! ]
HELLO?
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> Flapjack: WHOA!
AAH! [ PANTING ]
WHEW!
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ GROWLS ]
>> Flapjack: [ SCREAMS ]
HELP! HELP! HE-E-E-E-E-E-LP!
[ CROWD MURMURING ]
>> DID HE LOOK LIKE THIS?
>> Flapjack: [ SCREAMS ]
[ CROWD GASPS ]
[ CRIES HYSTERICALLY ]
>> Bubbie: IT'S OKAY, BABY.
YOU'RE SAFE NOW.
ARE YOU JUST GONNA STAND THERE?!
>> CITIZENS OF STORMALONG, I
ASSURE YOU THERE'S NOTHING TO
FEAR!
I WILL CATCH THE CANDY BANDIT
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I'M SERIOUS.
[ CROWD GASPS ]
>> Bubbie: HOW'D THAT GET IN
THERE?
>> OPEN YOUR MOUTH, PLEASE,
MISS.
AHA!
>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES!
>> K'nuckles: [ YAWNS, SMACKS
LIPS ]
UH-OH!
>> Flapjack: WOW!
WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THAT
CANDY?
>> K'nuckles: UH...
IT WAS FREE?
>> YOU STOLE IT!
[ CROWD GASPS ]
>> Bubbie: YOU MAKE ME SICK!
>> Flapjack: HE COULDN'T HAVE
STOLE IT!
HE PROMISED!
>> LIFT YOUR ARMS!
>> K'nuckles: RIGHT.
LIKE THAT'S GONNA PROVE ANY...
THING.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK, FOLKS?
HMM?
HMM?
HMMMM?
>> K'nuckles: [ GULPS ]
[ CROWD GRUMBLES ]
>> ♪ LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW,
FOLKS ♪
♪ LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW ♪
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N!
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, I CAN
EXPLAIN.
>> Flapjack: THERE'S NO NEED,
CAP'N.
I believe you.
THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY TO PROVE
HE'S INNOCENT.
>> EXTRA! EXTRA!
"CANDY BANDIT BEHIND BARS.
COUPLES AND CANDY SAFE ONCE
AGAIN."
"COUPLES AND CANDY SAFE..."
"COUPLES AND CANDY..."
>> Flapjack: I GOT IT!
>> HOW LONG DO WE HAVE TO SIT
OUT HERE?
>> Flapjack: UNTIL THE REAL
CANDY BANDIT ROBS OUR CANDY AND
PROVES MY CAP'N INNOCENT!
>> OH.
CANDY!
>> Both: [ Singsong voice ]
CANDY!
HE-E-E-E-E-E-E-RE, CANDY BANDIT!
HE-E-E-E-E-R-E!
WE GOT DELICIOUS CANDY FOR YA!
>> Flapjack: COME ON OUT.
[ Singsong voice ] CANDY, CANDY,
CANDY, CANDY!
>> Both: [ Wearily ] CANDY,
CANDY, CANDY, CANDY, CANDY,
CANDY, CANDY.
>> THIS ISN'T WORKING.
>> Flapjack: IT'S GOT TO WORK!
THINK!
WHAT ELSE DO COUPLES DO ON
DATES?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I'M JUST GONNA EAT MY CANDY.
>> [ ROARS ]
>> HE-E-E-E-E-E-LP!
[ SOBBING ]
>> Flapjack: LOLLY, WE SAW THE
CANDY BANDIT!
K'NUCKLES IS INNOCENT!
>> THOSE HORRIBLE FLABBY ARMS!
>> EXTRA! EXTRA!
CANDY BANDIT AT LARGE ONCE
AGAIN.
LOLLY LUCKY TO BE ALIVE.
EXTRA EXTRA!
>> Flapjack: I'M COMIN', CAP'N!
I'M COMIN', CAP'N!
CAP'N! CAP'N!
I'M GONNA GET YOU OUT OF HERE.
[ GASPS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N!
>> K'nuckles: HUH?!
THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
>> Flapjack: WHERE DID YOU GET
ALL THAT CANDY?
>> K'nuckles: UH...
I FOUND IT.
>> Flapjack: YOU STOLE IT,
DIDN'T YOU?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH.
[ MUNCHES LOUDLY ]
>> Flapjack: YOU LIED TO ME!
YOU REALLY ARE THE CANDY BANDIT!
>> K'nuckles: [ With mouth
full ] THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
>> Flapjack: I-I CAN'T TRUST
YOU.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?
>> Flapjack: YOU'RE NOT MY
FRIEND ANYMORE!
[ SOBBING ]
>> K'nuckles: [ Normal voice ]
FLAPJACK, WAIT!
I CAN EXPLAIN!
IF I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET
OUT OF HERE.
HMM.
>> Flapjack: [ SOBBING ]
OH, CAP'N, WHY?
[ MOB SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
>> COME ON, KID!
THAT CANDY BANDIT BROKE OUT OF
JAIL, AND WE'RE GONNA CATCH HIM!
WITH THESE!
HA HA HOO!
>> Flapjack: OH, NO! K'NUCKLES!
>> K'nuckles: [ Singsong
voice ] HERE, CANDY BANDIT!
HERE, CANDY BANDIT!
COME OUT.
COME OUT, AND PROVE ME INNOCENT!
[ MOB SHOUTING IN DISTANCE ]
>> K'nuckles: [ GASPS ]
GAAH!
>> WE GOT YA NOW, CANDY BANDIT!
ANY LAST WORDS?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH.
I'M NOT THE CANDY BANDIT.
>> YEAH, RIGHT!
>> Flapjack: PROVE IT!
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: Prove it.
TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT THAT CANDY
YOU STOLE.
>> K'nuckles: THE TRUTH?
>> Flapjack: THE TRUTH.
>> K'nuckles: OKAY.
BUT IT WON'T BE EASY.
[ Straining ] UH...
I, UH...
STOPPED...
STEALING...
DONATION CANDY...
UH, LIKE...
I PROMISED, UH...
SO I'VE BEEN STEALING FROM THE
CANDY BARREL INSTEAD!
>> [ GASPS ]
CONSTABLE!
>> Flapjack: [ Straining ] I'M
STARTING TO TRUST YOU AGAIN.
WAIT.
IF YOU'RE NOT THE CANDY
BANDIT, WHO IS?
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ ROARS ]
>> K'nuckles: TAKE IT! TAKE IT!
>> [ PANTING ]
>> YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
CONSTABLE NORM?!
[ CROWD GASPS ]
>> JOHN! THAT'S HIM!
THAT'S THE CANDY BANDIT!
>> "CANDY BANDIT"?
ME?!
NO.
I'M "THE DEFENSELESS DEFENDER"!
THIS IS MY CRIME-FIGHTING
OUTFIT.
>> BUT YOU FRIGHTENED US AND
STOLE OUR CANDY!
>> "STOLE"?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE REWARDIN' ME!
>> "REWARDING YOU"?
>> "REWARDING YOU"?
>> YES! FOR KEEPIN' YOU SAFE!
EVERY NIGHT, I PATROL THE
STREETS OF STORMALONG,
PRESERVING JUSTICE...
AND HELPING THOSE IN NEED!
[ GASPS ]
>> [ MOANS ]
>> THOSE YOUNG LOVERS ARE STUCK
TOGETHER!
OOF!
HELP IS ON THE WAY!
[ WHEEZING ]
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
>> HELP!
HELP!
HELP YOURSELF!
>> THANKS!
[ ROARS ]
>> Flapjack: HE-E-E-LP!
THIS CANDY'S TOO HEAVY!
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> HE-E-E-E-LP!
I SHOULDN'T BE EATING CANDY
'CAUSE I'M TOO FAT!
>> WELL, IT'S PRETTY HARD TO
HEAR WITH ALL THAT HEAVY
BREATHIN'.
>> K'nuckles: YOU KNOW WHAT THIS
MEANS?
I'M INNOCENT!
WHOO-HOO!
♪ I'M NOT THE CANDY BANDIT ♪
♪ I'M NOT THE CANDY BANDIT ♪
>> NOT SO FAST!
YOU STILL STOLE CANDY!
YOU DID THE CRIME.
NOW YOU'RE GONNA DO THE TIME.
>> Flapjack: WELL, BUBBIE, I
GUESS K'NUCKLES FINALLY LEARNED
HIS LESSON.
>> Bubbie: DID THEY TAKE HIM
BACK TO JAIL?
>> Flapjack: NO.
>> Bubbie: OH.
>> Flapjack: CONSTABLE NORM GAVE
HIM A SPECIAL JOB INSTEAD!
>> K'nuckles: [ STRAINING ]
>> COME ON, SIDEKICK!
CRIME ISN'T GOING TO FIGHT
ITSELF.
>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
>> Flapjack: "HEWWO," K'NUCKLES.
>> K'nuckles: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
OH. FLAPJACK.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FISH.
GET THAT FILTHY FISH AWAY FROM
ME.
>> Flapjack: OH, HE DIDN'T MEAN
IT.
[ SMOOCHES ]
>> HEY, FELLAS!
>> Flapjack: HEY, LOLLY!
>> LARRY HAS A NEW CANDY!
I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU'D WANT TO
CHECK IT OUT, BUT YOU'RE PLAYING
WITH FISH, SO, UH...
I HEAR IT TASTES LIKE 100 PIECES
OF CANDY.
>> K'nuckles: WOW, WHAT'S IT
CALLED?
>> 1,000 PIECES OF CANDY.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> ONE PER CUSTOMER, BOYS.
DON'T FORGET IT!
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG!
GLUG! ]
>> K'nuckles: EH.
WASN'T ANYTHING SPECIAL, WAS IT,
FLAP?
>> Flapjack: ♪ K'NU-U-U-CKLES ♪
>> K'nuckles: FLAP!
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?
>> Flapjack: ♪ HAPPINESS ♪
[ HEART BEATING ]
[ GROANING ]
I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU
HAD TOO MUCH CANDY.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED?
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]
>> K'nuckles: MORE CANDY!
>> Bubbie: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM
FOR ONE SECOND, BABY!
YOU KEEP DRINKING CANDY LIKE A
FISH, YOU GONNA TURN INTO ONE.
>> K'nuckles: DOESN'T SOUND SO
BAD.
LOTS OF CANDY EITHER WAY.
>> Bubbie: WRONG!
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
LIVIN' UNDERWATER.
IT'S NO PLACE FOR A GENTLE
LITTLE ANGEL DUMPLING --
OR A WASHED-UP HAS-BEEN.
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLES ]
>> Flapjack: BUT THAT CANDY WAS
SO GOOD.
>> Bubbie: EVERYTHING IN
MODERATION, BABY.
>> K'nuckles: LET'S GO GET SOME
MORE!
>> I TOLD YOU, FELLAS -- ONLY
ONE PER CUSTOMER!
>> K'nuckles: YOU MEAN FOREVER?
>> MM-HMM.
SO ORDER SOMETHING ELSE OR GET
OUT!
>> K'nuckles: COME ON, FLAP.
>> SOME PEOPLE DON'T LISTEN.
[ DOORS SWING ]
SO, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU,
LADIES?
>> K'nuckles: [ High-pitched
voice ] OOOH, I, UH, HAVEN'T HAD
THAT NEW DRINK OF YOURS.
UH, LET'S HAVE 2, UH, 1,000
PIECES OF CANDY.
>> ANYTHING FOR TWO BEAUTIFUL
LADIES.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ RAGTIME MUSIC PLAYING ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ RAGTIME MUSIC PLAYING ]
>> K'nuckles: [ BURPS ]
>> GOODBYE, VALUED FIRST-TIME
CUSTOMERS.
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
K'NUCKLES, WHAT IF BUBBIE'S
RIGHT?
WHAT IF WE DO TURN INTO FISH?
I DON'T WANT THAT!
>> K'nuckles: AW, POO.
I'VE BEEN DRINKING CANDY SINCE
BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.
NOT ONCE HAVE I TURNED INTO A
REAL FISH.
BUBBIE JUST DOESN'T WANT YOU TO
HAVE FUN.
>> Flapjack: BUT BUBBIE LOVES
ME.
>> K'nuckles: LET ME TELL YOU A
THING OR TWO ABOUT BUBBIE.
[ RAGTIME MUSIC PLAYING ]
>> Flapjack: [ Yawning ] OH.
WHAT A NIGHT!
AND LOOK -- NOT A FISH!
HA!
I GUESS YOU WERE RIGHT, CAP--
[ GASPS ]
CAP'N!
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES!
>> K'nuckles: YEAH?
WHOA-HO! WHAT A CRAZY NIGHT!
LET'S GO GET MORE CANDY!
>> Flapjack: YEAH!
>> Both: CANDY!
2 1,000 PIECES OF CANDY, PLEASE.
>> DON'T THINK SO.
>> K'nuckles: AW, COME ON,
LARRY.
CUT IT OUT WITH THAT "ONE PER
CUSTOMER" THING!
>> YOU AREN'T CUSTOMERS.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN HUMAN!
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> GET 'EM, BOYS!
[ MOB SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
>> FREAKS!
>> GET OUT OF HERE!
>> YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!
>> STORMALONG DON'T LIKE FREAKS.
>> SO GET LOST.
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE?
>> Bubbie: THEY'RE RIGHT, BABY.
YOU HAVE TO GO.
IF YOU STAY HERE, YOU'LL DROWN!
[ Voice breaking ] OH, GOODBYE,
SUGAR LUMPS.
YOU LIVE UNDERWATER NOW.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
[ SMACK! ]
>> K'nuckles: OOH!
>> Bubbie: WATCH AFTER HIM,
K'NUCKLES.
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: TAKE CARE OF
YOURSELF, FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: OHHH, MY BABY, MY
POOR BABY!
[ SOBS ]
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Flapjack: WHAT ARE WE GONNA
DO?
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW!
I JUST WISH...
[ GULP! ]
OH!
YOU CAN EAT CANDY DOWN HERE!
WE'LL BE FINE.
[ BOTH MUNCHING LOUDLY ]
>> Flapjack: NO, CAP'N!
IF WE DON'T STOP THIS, WE'LL
NEVER BE ABLE TO GO BACK HOME.
>> K'nuckles: OKAY, FINE.
WHATEVER.
WE'RE GONNA DIE NOW, ANYWAYS.
[ CREATURES GROWLING ]
QUICK, FLAP! INTO THAT CAVE!
>> ♪ THE CANDY CORAL ♪
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ]
>> Flapjack: NO, CAP'N!
NO MORE CANDY UNTIL OUR LEGS
GROW BACK!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S THE RUSH,
FLAP?
IT'S GREAT DOWN HERE!
LOOK! THEY EVEN GOT A POOP DECK!
>> Flapjack: LOLLY?!
I WANT TO GO HOME, CAP'N.
PLEASE...
PLEASE STOP EATING CANDY!
>> K'nuckles: OKAY, FLAP, IF IT
MEANS THAT MUCH TO YA.
>> Flapjack: THANKS.
>> K'nuckles: RIGHT AFTER I
FINISH THIS CANDY.
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ]
[ GLUG! GLUG! ]
[ GLUG! ]
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG!
GLUG!]
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, I'M SERIOUS.
WE GOT TO STOP EATING CANDY!
>> HUH?
>> [ Bubbling ] HUH?
>> WHAT'S THE MATTER?
CANDY NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YA?
[ CROWD GRUMBLES ]
>> NOTHING WRONG WITH EATING
CANDY.
>> WHAT KIND OF A FREAK DOESN'T
EAT CANDY?
>> FREAKS LIKE US!
>> OUR KIND OF FREAKS!
>> YEAH, THEY'RE WITH US!
>> YEAH, WE DON'T EAT CANDY,
EITHER.
>> THEY'RE OUR KIND OF FREAKS!
>> OH, YOU GUYS ARE MERMEN.
>> SORRY, MERMEN.
>> MY MISTAKE. SORRY.
>> K'nuckles: NO, NO, NO.
WE'RE NOT MERMEN.
WE JUST ATE A BUNCH OF CANDY!
>> LOOKS LIKE THESE MERMEN NEED
HELP WITH THEIR CANDY DEMONS.
>> Both: OH, BOY...
>> ♪ THE SECRET LAIR OF THE
MERMEN ♪
>> Flapjack: WOW!
>> K'nuckles: YA GOT ANY CANDY?
>> MERMEN DON'T EAT CANDY.
WE GET JAZZED ON NATURAL STUFF,
LIKE HANGING WITH DUDES AND
BEATING UP GUYS!
>> YEAH!
>> OUR BODY'S OUR TEMPLE!
>> NICE TEMPLE, DUDE.
>> THANKS, MAN.
YOU'VE GOT TO CONQUER YOUR CANDY
CRAVINGS THE MERMAN WAY.
[ BAP! POW! ]
>> ♪ OH ♪
♪ WE ARE THE MERMEN, OUR BODIES
ARE TIGHT ♪
♪ WE WORK OUT ALL DAY, AND WE
WRESTLE ALL NI-I-I-GHT ♪
♪ IF YOU WANT TO GET BU-U-FF,
THERE'S NO TIME FOR SWEET
STUFF ♪
>> K'nuckles: [ GROWLS ]
>> ♪ WE JUST BROKE OUR WINDOW
'CAUSE WE'RE NOT TOO BRIGHT ♪
♪ BUM BA-BUM, BA BA BA BUM ♪
♪ WE ARE MERMEN ♪
♪ BUM BA-BUM, BA BA BA BUM ♪
♪ WE'RE NOT TOO BRIGHT ♪
♪ BUM BA-BUM, BA BA BA BUM ♪
♪ MERMEN ♪
♪ BUM BA-BUM, BA BA BA BUM ♪
♪ STUPID MERMEN ♪
♪ WE'RE NOT TOO BRIGHT ♪
♪ MERMEN ♪
[ MERMEN SNORING ]
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE...
and get some candy.
>> Flapjack: BUT WE HAVEN'T HAD
ANY CANDY ALL DAY.
OUR LEGS COULD GROW BACK ANY
MINUTE.
>> K'nuckles: I'M GONNA GO FIND
SOME CANDY.
AAH!
[ CREATURES GROWLING ]
>> DON'T DO IT ALONE, BRA.
LET US HELP YOU.
>> CANDY'S TOO STRONG.
>> NO MAN'S AN ISLAND, DUDE.
>> YEAH, BRO.
>> K'nuckles: ALL RIGHT, I GUESS
I COULD STAY A LITTLE LONGER.
I COULD PUT UP WITH ANYTHING
FOR A DAY.
>> ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS ARE
CURED.
>> Flapjack: WHOOPE-E-E!
>> K'nuckles: FINALLY!
>> JUST ONE FINAL TEST BEFORE
YOU CAN REPRESENT MERMEN IN
PUBLIC.
DITCH THE SHIRTS.
>> K'nuckles: WHA?
>> WHEN YA GOT IT, FLAUNT IT!
>> Flapjack: WE'RE NOT GONNA
WEAR CLOTHES ANYMORE?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH!
>> Flapjack: ALL RIGHT!
[ BOTH STRAINING ]
>> K'nuckles: WHEW!
FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
[ MERMEN SCREAMING ]
>> HEY! THEY'RE NOT MERMEN!
GET 'EM!
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
>> GET OUT!
GOTCHA!
AND YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO
NOW?
>> Flapjack: ARE YOU GONNA EAT
US?
>> WHA?!
NO!
>> WE'RE TAKING YOU TO THE
DOCTOR.
YOU HAVE A SERIOUS MEDICAL
CONDITION.
>> HMM.
WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?
>> K'nuckles: UH...
UH, WE TURNED INTO FISH.
>> Flapjack: 'CAUSE WE ATE TOO
MUCH CANDY.
>> WHOA! WHOA!
THAT'S CRAZY TALK!
YOU TWO HAVE THE FISH FLU.
>> Both: "FISH FLU"?!
>> YOU GUYS BEEN PLAYING WITH
FISH OR HITTING EACH OTHER WITH
FISH OR JUST DOING ANYTHING
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO WITH
FISH?
>> Flapjack: MAYBE.
SO...
IT'S NOT PERMANENT?
>> HEY, GUYS!
HOW'S MY LITTLE FISH HEADS
FEELING TODAY?
>> K'nuckles: MEH.
>> Flapjack: PRETTY GOOD, DOC!
IS TODAY THE BIG DAY?
>> LET'S SEE!
>> K'nuckles: HEY!
>> Flapjack: MY PANTS GREW BACK!
HEY, GUYS.
I missed you.
[ SMOOCHING ]
>> K'nuckles: UH, HEY, DOC!
UH, HOW WILL WE KNOW WHEN WE'RE
CURED?
>> WHEN YOU START TO DROWN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Flapjack: [ GULPS ]
[ BOTH GULPING ]
>> HERE YOU GO!
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG!
GLUG! GLUG! ]
SO, UH, YOU TWO NEW IN TOWN?
>> Both: AH!
>> AAH!
FLAPJACK! K'NUCKLES!
I TOLD YOU ONE PER CUSTOMER!
THESE BABIES ARE A THOUSAND
PIECES OF CANDY AT ONCE!
>> K'nuckles: MEH.
>> Flapjack: IT'S OKAY,
PEPPERMINT LARRY!
WE WON'T TURN INTO FISH!
>> WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT
TURNING INTO FISH?
>> FREAK!
[ BAM! POW! ]
>> GET OUT OF HERE!
>> GET OUT OF HERE!
>> FREAKS!
>> Flapjack: I DIDN'T KNOW CANDY
COULD DO THAT.
>> K'nuckles: MEH.
>> Flapjack: WHAT HAPPENED TO
YOU, BUBBIE?
>> Bubbie: OH, BABY.
I GOT SO DEPRESSED WHEN YOU
LEFT, I JUST COULDN'T STOP
EATIN' CANDY.
>> Flapjack: I GUESS WE'LL HAVE
TO FIND A NEW PLACE TO LIVE.
>> Bubbie: I GUESS WE WILL,
BABY.
I GUESS WE WILL.