The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (2008–2010): Season 3, Episode 1 - Careful What You Fish For - full transcript
When Peppermint Larry falls ill, Flapjack and K'nuckles are forced to go fishing for food. K'nuckles becomes the new mayor of Stormalong.
>> ♪ ONE EVENING AS THE SUN WENT
DOWN WITH THE PEACEFUL SEA
SURROUNDING ♪
♪ UP CAME A PIRATE SPLASHING,
AND HE SAID, "HEY, I'M NOT
DROWNING ♪
♪ I'M HEADING FOR A LAND THAT'S
FAR AWAY ♪
♪ WHERE ADVENTURE WAITS ON DRY
LAND ♪
♪ SO COME WITH ME ♪
♪ WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE
CALLED CANDIED ISLAND" ♪
♪ "WHO NEEDS CANDIED ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS" ♪
♪ "BUT THERE AIN'T NO STREAMS OF
SODIE POP ♪
♪ GO TRICKLIN' DOWN THE ROCKS" ♪
♪ "IT'S DANGEROUS AND RISKY" ♪
♪ "BUT ADVENTUROUS AND FREE" ♪
♪ ADVENTURE,
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
♪ "THERE'S LOLLIPOP TREES AND A
LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH ]
>> [ WHISTLING ]
♪ ALL HANDS ON DECK ♪
♪ YOU CAN HEAR THE SAILORS
CALL ♪
[ WHISTLING CONTINUES ]
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
>> Flapjack: Cap'n.
OH, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS, GROANS ]
>> Flapjack: Cap'n, Bubbie's
asleep.
Let's sneak out and have some
fun!
>> K'nuckles: I'M TRYIN' TO
SLEEP.
>> Flapjack: OH, YOU CAN SLEEP
LATER.
LET'S GO ON AN ADVEN--
>> K'nuckles: ALWAYS WITH THE
ADVENTURES.
ADVENTURING AIN'T EVERYTHING,
BOY.
>> Flapjack: AAH!
>> K'nuckles: YOU GOT TO REST UP
BETWEEN THE ADVENTURES.
AND THEN YOU GOT TO TAKE A REST
FROM ALL THE RESTING UP.
>> Flapjack: WELL, THAT DOESN'T
MAKE ANY SENSE.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, I DON'T
THINK I CARE WHAT YOU THINK,
'CAUSE YOU'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN
ON A REAL ADVENTURE!
'CAUSE YOU'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN
ON A REAL ADVENTURE!
>> Flapjack: ♪ WHY DO I FEEL SO
RESTLESS ♪
♪ WHEN IT COMES TO RESTIN'
EASY? ♪
♪ I FEEL THERE'S SOMETHING OUT
THERE FOR ME ♪
♪ BUT NO ONE SEEMS TO BELIEVE
ME ♪
♪ THE OPEN SEA IS CALLING ME ♪
♪ CAN'T THEY SEE IT'S MY
DESTINY? ♪
♪ I WANT TO BE A REAL
ADVENTURER ♪
♪ IT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR,
BUBBIE ♪
♪ THAT'S FOR SURE ♪
♪ I WANT TO TRAVEL
THE WHOLE WORLD WIDE ♪
♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE ♪
♪ I'LL JUST ROLL WITH THE TIDE ♪
♪ I'LL BE SINGIN' AND SAILIN'
AND WRESTLIN' AND PLAYIN' ♪
♪ CAN'T YOU SEE THAT IT'S WHAT I
NEED? ♪
>> Bubbie: [ YAWNS ]
BABY, IS THAT SINGIN'?
>> Flapjack: ♪ YES, BUBBIE ♪
♪ IT IS ME ♪
♪ I'M JUST SINGING ABOUT MY
DESTINY ON THE OPEN SEA ♪
>> Bubbie: OH, THAT'S NICE,
SUGAR, BUT IT'S LATE, YOU KNOW,
AND BUBBIE'S GOT TO GET HER
12 HOURS.
COULD YOU JUST KEEP IT DOWN?
>> Flapjack: SURE, BUBBIE.
[ Low-pitched ] ♪ I-- ♪
>> Bubbie: NO, BABY.
DOWN IN VOLUME, FLAPJACK.
NOT DOWN IN PITCH.
>> Flapjack: [ Normal ] I'LL
JUST KEEP MY HOPES AND DREAMS TO
MYSELF THEN, I GUESS.
>> Bubbie: NO, BABY.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I --
>> Flapjack: ♪ I WANT TO BE -- ♪
>> K'nuckles: ENOUGH!
LET'S GO DO SOMETHING.
>> Flapjack: REALLY?!
>> K'nuckles: ANYTHING TO STOP
THAT SINGING.
>> Flapjack: ♪ OH, BOY! ♪
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
[ GASPS ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
>> Flapjack: OHH!
I WISH I COULD GO IN!
>> K'nuckles: A LITTLE BOY LIKE
YOU?
NO WAY.
BUBBIE WOULD KILL ME IF I LET
YOU IN THERE ON A SATURDAY
NIGHT.
>> Flapjack: OH.
>> AAH!
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T EVEN WANT
TO GO IN THERE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Flapjack: AHH. SAILORS.
FOOTLOOSE AND FANCY FREE.
>> HEY!
HEY, HEH, HEH, HEH.
HEH, HEH, HEH.
HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH.
OH, TO BE SO YOUNG AND CAREFREE.
HEY! GIVE ME YOUR CLOTHES!
>> Flapjack: WHA?
>> NO, I MEAN, I'LL PAY YOU!
UH, 10 QUID.
10 QUID TO SWITCH SHIRTS WITH
YOU!
>> WHOA, THERE!
WHAT KINDS OF TROUBLE ARE YA
GETTIN' INTO THIS TIME,
MR. THOMAS HATCH?
WE GOT TO GET BACK TO --
>> AW, SHUT UP!
>> K'nuckles: COME ON, FLAP.
10 QUID BUYS A LOT OF CANDY!
JUST SWITCH SHIRTS WITH THIS
FOOL.
>> Flapjack: HMM.
OKAY!
>> ALL RIGHT!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> AH, SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
>> K'nuckles: AHA! WHOO-HOO!
>> WAIT, WAIT!
SWITCH HATS!
SWITCH HATS!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HEY, HEY, CHECK IT OUT!
"I'M A 'WITTLE' BOY!
I'M JUST A 'WITTLE' BOY!"
>> Flapjack: HEH.
I'M A SAILOR...
>> MORE, THOMAS, MORE!
>> "I'M A CHUNKY 'WITTLE' BOY!"
[ FARTS ]
AW, I MADE A MESS IN MY PANTS.
'CAUSE I'M A "WITTLE" BOY!
WITTLE BOY, WITTLE BOY, WITTLE
BOY, WITTLE BOY, WITTLE BOY,
WITTLE BOY!
I'M A WITTLE BOY!
[ LAUGHS ]
I'M A WITTLE BOY!
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
DOING?!
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> AAH! OHH!
>> OF COURSE. YOU THREE!
ALWAYS YOU THREE!
PATCH, SATCH, AND HATCH!
>> Flapjack: OH, HA!
I'M NOT --
>> YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ON
DECK 20 MINUTES AGO!
MOVE IT!
[ ALL PANTING ]
IDIOTS.
[ BELL DINGS ]
>> AAH!
>> K'nuckles: [ PANTING ]
HA HA!
BEST DEAL WE EVER MADE, FLAP,
HUH?
FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: BYE, STORMALONG!
I'LL MISS YOU!
HA! I'M A SAILOR!
>> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, MAN.
>> IT'LL BE FINE.
>> Flapjack: MWAH! MWAH!
MWAH! MWAH!
>> DON'T DRAW ATTENTION TO
YOURSELF.
>> YEAH, CAPTAIN'S NO DUMMY.
>> HEY, YOU!
WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO FOLD A
SAIL?
>> YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING FOR
US.
YOU HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE HATCH.
>> YOU! YOU!
>> HE'S COUNTING THE MEN.
AND IF HE FINDS OUT HATCH IS
NOT HERE...
>> HE'LL PUT US IN THE BRIG.
>> Flapjack: THAT DOESN'T SOUND
SO BAD.
[ GASPS ]
>> WATCH!
>> HERE!
>> LATCH!
>> HERE!
>> PHATCH!
>> HERE!
>> BATCH!
>> HERE!
>> CATCH!
>> HERE!
>> MATCH!
>> HERE!
>> SCRATCH!
>> HERE!
>> SQUATCH!
>> HERE!
>> FLATCH!
>> [ FARTS ]
>> HATCH!
HATCH?
SATCH, PATCH?
WHERE ARE THOSE THREE?
>> THERE THEY ARE, CAPTAIN!
>> WE'RE OFF SCHEDULE ALREADY.
WE DON'T NEED TO WASTE MORE TIME
LOOKING FOR YOU THREE.
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK!
FLAPJACK!
[ BOTH PANTING ]
>> Flapjack: AH! OH!
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> Flapjack: I'M SAYING GOODBYE
TO BUBBIE.
>> YOU SHOULDN'T ANSWER TO
FLAPJACK ANYMORE.
>> Flapjack: WHY?
>> YOU GOT TO ANSWER TO
"THOMAS HATCH," OR THE CAPTAIN
WILL KNOW YOU'RE A FAKE!
>> FAKE! FAKE!
WHAT'S THIS?
>> ORANGES.
>> THEY'RE BALLS PAINTED ORANGE
TO LOOK LIKE ORANGES!
>> OH!
MY ORANGE BALLS!
>> WE DON'T HAVE ROOM FOR
USELESS NOVELTIES.
SEE THIS?
REAL ORANGE!
UNH!
IT'S REAL!
GRAAH!
ANYONE ELSE WHO TRIES TO BRING
SOMETHING THAT AIN'T THE REAL
THING ONTO THE SHIP, AND I WILL
SEND THEM TO THE BRIG!
>> [ MOANING ]
[ SAILORS MURMURING ]
>> HEY, YOU!
THAT BETTER NOT BE FAKE!
>> THE CAPTAIN DOESN'T HAVE
TOLERANCE FOR FAKES.
>> Flapjack: YEAH.
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK.
FLAPJACK?
HAVE ANY OF YOU SAILORS SEEN
FLAPJACK?
>> PLEASE, PLEASE.
>> YOU HAVE TO PRETEND.
>> Bubbie: IS THAT YOU,
FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: NO, LADY, I'M
THOMAS HATCH.
[ DING! ]
>> Bubbie: YOU SURE LOOK LIKE
FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: NOPE.
I'M THOMAS HATCH.
[ DING! ]
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET YOUR EYES
CHECKED!
>> Bubbie: MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET
YOUR MANNERS CHECKED!
[ SCOFFS ] SAILORS...
>> Flapjack: ♪ LOOK AT ME ♪
♪ I CAN'T BELIEVE ♪
♪ I'M A SAILOR ♪
♪ OH, WHOOPEE! ♪
♪ I FEEL JUST LIKE A MIGHTY
KING ♪
♪ 'CAUSE NOW I'M HERE,
AND HERE'S THE THING ♪
♪ I'M STACKING BOXES IN A ROW ♪
♪ ROCK BACK AND FORTH ♪
♪ GO WITH THE FLOW ♪
♪ THIS IS WHERE I WANT TO BE ♪
♪ ON A SHIP SAILING SO FREE! ♪
♪ BUT WHAT ABOUT THOSE
I'VE LEFT BEHIND? ♪
♪ THEY'LL BE HAPPIER WITHOUT ME
SO NEVER MIND ♪
♪ THEY KNOW THIS IS MY ONLY
DREAM ♪
♪ TO BE OUT HERE ADVENTURING ♪
OOH...
♪ WASH, WASH, WASH,
AND A SCRUB, SCRUB, SCRUB ♪
♪ SWEEP, SWEEP, SWEEP, AND A,
TUG, TUG, TUG ♪
♪ SCRAPE, SCRAPE, SCRAPE, AND A
PUSH, PUSH, PUSH ♪
♪ MOP, MOP, MOP
AND A BIG WABOOSH ♪
>> WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU,
THOMAS HATCH?
>> THERE'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT
ABOUT YOU?
I CAN'T QUITE PUT MY FINGER ON
IT.
[ BELL DINGING ]
>> CAPTAIN, THERE'S A PROBLEM!
>> THERE'S ALWAYS A PROBLEM.
>> THAT WAS CLOSE.
>> TOO CLOSE.
>> LOOK, YOU ALMOST DID US IN
OUT THERE.
IF THIS IS GONNA WORK, YOU NEED
SERIOUS HATCH LESSONS.
HMM.
>> WHERE TO START?
WHERE TO START?
>> Flapjack: WHERE TO START?
>> LET'S START WITH THIS!
>> THIS?
>> YES, THIS!
>> YOU HAVE TO STOP BEING
FRIENDLY.
>> Flapjack: OKAY.
>> YOU HAVE TO GET RID OF THAT
BEAUTIFUL SMILE OF YOURS.
>> MM, THAT DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT.
>> HATCH DIDN'T EVER LOOK SAD.
BRING BACK THE SMILE.
>> EYES?
>> BRING THE EYEBROWS DOWN.
>> LOWER?
>> LOWER!
>> NOW, YOU NEED TO ACT LIKE A
JERK AND COMPLAIN MORE.
>> Flapjack: OKAY.
[ ALL MUNCHING ]
I THINK I'M THIRSTY.
>> THAT'S MINE!
>> Flapjack: AAH!
HOW WAS THAT?
>> I WANT TO SEE YOU TRY IT
AGAIN.
THIS TIME, FORGET ABOUT YOUR
INSTINCTS AND IMAGINE "WHAT
WOULD HATCH DO?"
>> Flapjack: I'M THIRSTY.
>> THAT'S MINE!
>> Flapjack: HEY! I'M THIRSTY!
>> OH. TAKE IT IF YOU WANT IT SO
BAD.
>> GREAT JOB!
>> MUCH BETTER!
>> IF YOU USE THOSE MOVES, AND
ONLY THOSE MOVES, EVEN A BLIND
MAN WON'T SEE THAT YOU'RE NOT
HATCH.
CAN YOU HANDLE IT FLA-- OOP!
HATCH, I MEAN?
>> Flapjack: I CAN HANDLE IT.
[ CREW SNORING ]
>> IT WAS A LOT OF WORK
EXPLAINING HOW LITTLE MAKES UP
THOMAS HATCH.
I'M GONNA GET SOME SLEEP.
>> YEAH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
I GOT TOP!
>> Flapjack: NO, YOU DON'T.
YOU HAVE BOTTOM.
>> I THINK YOU CAN PUT IT TO
REST FOR NOW.
>> Flapjack: I THINK YOU NEED TO
PUT YOUR REST ON THE BOTTOM!
>> PATCH?
>> LET THE KID HAVE IT.
>> GOODNIGHT, THOMAS.
>> GOODNIGHT, THOMAS.
>> Flapjack: GOOD NI--
SHUT UP, ALREADY!
>> Bubbie: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
THIS, K'NUCKLES.
SOMETHING JUST DOESN'T SEEM
RIGHT.
>> K'nuckles: ARE YOU STILL
GOING ON ABOUT FLAPJACK?
>> Bubbie: BUT HE'S CHANGED.
>> K'nuckles: HE'S GOING THROUGH
HIS MAN-CHANGES.
THIS CAN BE A SENSITIVE TIME FOR
THE BOY.
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
HEY, THERE, FLAPPY!
>> THIS IS -- THIS IS GREAT.
JUST GREAT.
HOME SWEET HOME.
AM I RIGHT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
AHH.
IT'S NICE TO BE ABLE TO JUST
RELAX FOR A CHANGE, YOU KNOW?
REST UP.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH!
YOU'RE FINALLY COMIN' AROUND,
BOY!
>> WELL, I GUESS I'M READY TO GO
TO SLEEP NOW.
>> Bubbie: UH, DO YOU STILL WANT
ME TO TUCK YOU IN?
>> TUCK ME IN?
YES, PLEASE!
>> Bubbie: OKAY, HERE YOU GO.
GOOD NIGHT, SUGAR.
>> GOOD NIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT!
>> K'nuckles: GOODNIGHT.
>> ♪ WHO WOULD OF THOUGHT
A GUY LIKE ME ♪
♪ WOULD HAVE A SECOND CHANCE
AT A FAMILY? ♪
♪ 'CAUSE THIS IS ALL
I'VE REALLY WANTED IN LIFE ♪
♪ JUST TO STAY AT HOME
WITH A HUSBAND AND WIFE ♪
♪ AND I WOULD
BE THEIR LITTLE BUNDLE OF JOY ♪
♪ THEIR CUTE AND FUNNY
BOUNCING LITTLE BABY BOY ♪
♪ AND THEY WOULD TAKE SUCH
GOOD CARE OF ME ♪
♪ MY MAMA AND MY PAPA
AND A BABY, ME ♪
♪ OH, I LOVE THE HOME LIFE ♪
♪ NO CHORES TO DO ♪
♪ THEY WAIT ON ME HAND AND FOOT
AND BRING ME FOOD ♪
♪ I DON'T THINK I'D EVER
RETURN TO THE SEA ♪
♪ NOW THAT I'VE GOT MY OWN ♪
♪ MY OWN FAMILY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE SEEMS TO
BE SOMETHING DIFFERENT WITH
FLAPJACK ♪
♪ WHATEVER IT IS, I'M GLAD HIS
LIFE'S ON TRACK ♪
♪ HE'S GROWING UP BRIGHT,
AND HE'S GROWING UP STRONG ♪
♪ I MUST'VE BEEN DOIN'
SOMETHING RIGHT ALL ALONG ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ THIS SEEMS A LITTLE
STRANGE NOW ♪
♪ IT JUST DON'T ADD UP ♪
♪ WHY DO LITTLE ANGELS
HAVE TO GROW UP? ♪
♪ BUT MY BABY'S STILL MY BABY,
AND THAT'S JUST A FACT ♪
♪ I'LL ALWAYS LOVE HIM
'CAUSE HE'S MY LITTLE FLAPJACK ♪
CAPTAIN'S COMING THIS WAY!
[ CROWD MURMURS ]
>> IT'S LOOKING GOOD.
I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO STOP!
YOU BETTER BE HERE WHEN I COME
BACK.
I FEEL THERE'S SOMETHING NOT
YOU, HATCH.
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH
YOU, SAILOR?
>> Flapjack: EH...
HEY, YOU TWO!
I JUST CLEANED THAT AREA!
SHOO! SHOO!
>> THERE'S THE THOMAS HATCH I
KNOW.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIT NEXT TO
THE CAPTAIN TONIGHT AT DINNER?
>> Flapjack: YES, I WOULD LIKE
TO.
THANK YOU.
>> CONTINUE.
>> THE KID DID IT!
>> OW!
>> Flapjack: SHUT UP.
[ CREW GRUNTING, MUNCHING ]
>> [ LAUGHING ]
DINNER'S OVER.
GET BACK TO WORK.
[ CREW GRUMBLING ]
HEY! NOT YOU!
>> Flapjack: [ Thinking ] OH,
NO!
>> STAY FOR A MOMENT.
>> HEY, COME ON!
>> I'M GONNA HAVE A LITTLE TALK
WITH YOUR BUDDY THOMAS HERE.
[ CLATTERING ]
>> Flapjack: YEAH!
THOMAS HERE.
>> YOU THINK THE BOY CAN PULL IT
OFF ALONE?
>> YEAH. LOOK AT HIM.
JUST LIKE HATCH.
>> Flapjack: OUTTA HERE!
>> I LIKE YOUR STYLE.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
YOU'RE MY FAVORITE.
THAT'S IT.
YOU BETTER GET GOING.
I DON'T WANT THE OTHER GUYS TO
GET JEALOUS.
DON'T EVER GO SOFT ON ME.
[ CREW MURMURING ]
>> HEY!
>> Flapjack: YOU ALREADY HAD
DINNER!
GRR!
>> HATCH, YOU KNOW HARD IT IS TO
SAIL WITH HOLES IN THE SAILS?
>> Flapjack: SHUT UP!
HEY, HATCH, THAT WAS OUR
COMPASS!
NOW WE'RE GONNA GET LOST!
>> Flapjack: SHUT UP!
[ LAUGHS DIABOLICALLY ]
WHOO!
>> BLAST!
WE'RE OFF COURSE!
WHERE'S THE COMPASS?
[ CREATURE ROARING ]
[ GASPS, STAMMERING ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, THAT PASSAGE
IS OUR ONLY SAFE HAVEN!
>> HA!
THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME THE
BEST.
[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
>> Flapjack: FINALLY, SOME CALM
WATERS.
AM I RIGHT?
>> YEAH, MAYBE TOO RIGHT.
>> THERE'S THE OPENING!
>> STEADY NOW, FELLAS.
[ SEAGULL SCREECHES ]
[ RUMBLING ]
[ SEAGULL SCREECHING ]
>> WHOOOAAA!
>> Flapjack: WE GOT TO TURN
AROUND, CAPTAIN!
>> NO!
WE'RE POINTED THIS WAY!
BESIDES, SOMEBODY TORE UP OUR
SAILS.
>> Flapjack: OH, RIGHT.
[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]
>> [ WHINNYING ]
PBHT!
[ DISTANT SCREAMING ]
HUH?
>> UGH...
EVERY TIME.
ALWAYS SOMETHING TO FIX.
>> UH, SORRY, KIDS, I GOT TO GO
CHECK THIS OUT.
>>'BUT... BUT...
>> OH, DON'T GIVE ME THAT FACE.
ALL RIGHT! COME ALONG.
>> Both: YAY!
>> MAYBE YOU'LL LEARN SOMETHING.
>> [ Sobbing ] WE'RE DOOMED!
>> Flapjack: LOOK!
>> IT'S POSEIDON!
AND TWO LITTLE POSEIDONS!
>> OKAY, SEE THIS, KIDS.
THIS IS WHAT NOT TO DO AT SEA.
>> OH.
>> I'LL BE BACK IN A MIN.
WELL, WELL, WELL, WHAT DO WE
HAVE HERE?
>> GO ON, THOMAS!
YOU'RE GOOD WITH PEOPLE.
USE SOME OF THAT THOMAS HATCH
MAGIC!
[ DING! ]
>> Flapjack: HEY!
HOW 'BOUT A LITTLE HELP DOWN
HERE?
>> EXCUSE ME?
>> Flapjack: COME ON!
YOU'RE BIG ENOUGH TO BLOCK ALL
THESE DUMB ROCKS.
JUST DO IT!
>> DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE
TALKING TO, SAILOR?
>> Flapjack: SHUT UP!
[ ALL GASP ]
>> WHAT IS YOUR NAME, SAILOR?
>> Flapjack: UH...
THOMAS HATCH.
>> LOOK, THOMAS...
[ Whispering ] I was going to
help you, but you just told me
to shut up in front of my kids.
So I guess you're tough enough
to figure it out yourself.
>> WHAT DID HE SAY?
>> Flapjack: UM, WE'RE ON OUR
OWN.
SOMETHIN' ABOUT THE LAW OF THE
SEA OR SOMETHIN'.
>> HE'S RIGHT.
WE'RE GROWN MEN, ALL OF US!
>> Flapjack: UH...
>> WE HAVE TO FORGE AHEAD AND
HOPE WE CAN MAKE IT THROUGH IN
ONE PIECE.
>> AND IF WE DON'T MAKE IT?
>> WELL, AT LEAST I'LL HAVE
THOMAS HATCH AT MY SIDE.
ALL RIGHT.
HERE GOES EVERYTHING.
[ BELL DINGS ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
>> WHOA!
>> Flapjack: OHH, THIS IS ALL MY
FAULT!
CAPTAIN, I HAVE SOMETHING TO
CONFESS!
>> I'M A LITTLE BUSY TRYING TO
LIVE, THOMAS!
>> Flapjack: BUT IT'S IMPORTANT,
AND I MIGHT NOT GET ANOTHER
CHANCE TO TELL YOU!
>> SAY NO MORE!
I LOVE YOU, TOO, THOMAS HATCH!
>> Flapjack: NO, I'M NOT
THOMAS HATCH!
I'M JUST A KID!
>> A KID?!
>> Both: A UGLY?!
>> A KID?
>> SO YOU'RE A FAKE!
A STOWAWAY!
>> CAP'N, LOOK OUT!
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> [ GRUNTING ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> SO...
YOU'RE A KID, HUH?
I SHOULD THROW YOU IN THE BRIG,
YOU KNOW!
>> Flapjack: SORRY, CAP'N.
JUST WANTED TO BE A REAL
ADVENTURER.
>> WHAT YOU DID BACK THERE...
LYING TO MY FACE...
THAT TOOK GUTS.
I COULD USE THOSE GUTS ON MY
SHIP.
WHAT DO YOU SAY, SAILOR?
>> Flapjack: FOR THE REST OF MY
LIFE?
AYE, AYE, CAP'N!
>> "AND THEY SAILED ON FOREVER
AFTER.
THE END."
>> NOW OFF TO SLEEP, YOU SEA
MONKEYS.
>> BUT, PAPA, THAT ENDING WAS
BORING!
>> YEAH, WHAT ABOUT THE WHALE
AND THE FUNNY OLD CAP'N?
DOESN'T THE BOY MISS HIS FAMILY?
>> LOOK, THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED.
YOU TWO WERE THERE, REMEMBER?
THIS ISN'T SOME FAIRY TALE.
THIS IS MY DIARY.
>> CHANGE IT, PAPA!
>> YEAH, CHANGE IT BACK!
>> [ SIGHS ]
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
YOU KNOW THIS IS ILLEGAL, RIGHT?
>> Both: PAPA!
>> [ SIGHS ]
[ FINGERS SNAP ]
>> Bubbie: THAT AIN'T MY BABY.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!
GO ON! TELL HER HOW MUCH YOU
LOVE HER, FLAP.
>> YOU ARE A VERY BEAUTIFUL
WHALE, MA'AM.
>> Bubbie: WHERE'S MY BABY?!
>> Flapjack: ♪ RIGHT HERE ♪
BUBBIE!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Bubbie: OH, BABY, WHERE YOU
BEEN?
>> Flapjack: WELL, I WANTED TO
GO ON AN ADVENTURE, BUT I MISSED
YOU TOO MUCH, BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: AW, I MISSED YOU,
TOO, BABY!
>> WELL, I GUESS YOU DON'T NEED
ME AROUND ANYMORE.
>> K'nuckles: NOPE.
HEY, FLAP, THAT SOUNDED LIKE A
REAL GREAT ADVENTURE!
CAN I GO ADVENTURING WITH YOU?
>> Flapjack: OH, I DON'T KNOW,
CAP'N.
[ YAWNS ]
I REALLY SHOULD GET SOME REST.
>> K'nuckles: HUH?
>> Flapjack: JUST KIDDING!
>> K'nuckles: ADVENTURE!
>> Flapjack: SHUT UP!
[ LAUGHTER ]
DOWN WITH THE PEACEFUL SEA
SURROUNDING ♪
♪ UP CAME A PIRATE SPLASHING,
AND HE SAID, "HEY, I'M NOT
DROWNING ♪
♪ I'M HEADING FOR A LAND THAT'S
FAR AWAY ♪
♪ WHERE ADVENTURE WAITS ON DRY
LAND ♪
♪ SO COME WITH ME ♪
♪ WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE
CALLED CANDIED ISLAND" ♪
♪ "WHO NEEDS CANDIED ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS" ♪
♪ "BUT THERE AIN'T NO STREAMS OF
SODIE POP ♪
♪ GO TRICKLIN' DOWN THE ROCKS" ♪
♪ "IT'S DANGEROUS AND RISKY" ♪
♪ "BUT ADVENTUROUS AND FREE" ♪
♪ ADVENTURE,
THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
♪ "THERE'S LOLLIPOP TREES AND A
LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH ]
>> [ WHISTLING ]
♪ ALL HANDS ON DECK ♪
♪ YOU CAN HEAR THE SAILORS
CALL ♪
[ WHISTLING CONTINUES ]
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
>> Flapjack: Cap'n.
OH, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS, GROANS ]
>> Flapjack: Cap'n, Bubbie's
asleep.
Let's sneak out and have some
fun!
>> K'nuckles: I'M TRYIN' TO
SLEEP.
>> Flapjack: OH, YOU CAN SLEEP
LATER.
LET'S GO ON AN ADVEN--
>> K'nuckles: ALWAYS WITH THE
ADVENTURES.
ADVENTURING AIN'T EVERYTHING,
BOY.
>> Flapjack: AAH!
>> K'nuckles: YOU GOT TO REST UP
BETWEEN THE ADVENTURES.
AND THEN YOU GOT TO TAKE A REST
FROM ALL THE RESTING UP.
>> Flapjack: WELL, THAT DOESN'T
MAKE ANY SENSE.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, I DON'T
THINK I CARE WHAT YOU THINK,
'CAUSE YOU'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN
ON A REAL ADVENTURE!
'CAUSE YOU'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN
ON A REAL ADVENTURE!
>> Flapjack: ♪ WHY DO I FEEL SO
RESTLESS ♪
♪ WHEN IT COMES TO RESTIN'
EASY? ♪
♪ I FEEL THERE'S SOMETHING OUT
THERE FOR ME ♪
♪ BUT NO ONE SEEMS TO BELIEVE
ME ♪
♪ THE OPEN SEA IS CALLING ME ♪
♪ CAN'T THEY SEE IT'S MY
DESTINY? ♪
♪ I WANT TO BE A REAL
ADVENTURER ♪
♪ IT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR,
BUBBIE ♪
♪ THAT'S FOR SURE ♪
♪ I WANT TO TRAVEL
THE WHOLE WORLD WIDE ♪
♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE ♪
♪ I'LL JUST ROLL WITH THE TIDE ♪
♪ I'LL BE SINGIN' AND SAILIN'
AND WRESTLIN' AND PLAYIN' ♪
♪ CAN'T YOU SEE THAT IT'S WHAT I
NEED? ♪
>> Bubbie: [ YAWNS ]
BABY, IS THAT SINGIN'?
>> Flapjack: ♪ YES, BUBBIE ♪
♪ IT IS ME ♪
♪ I'M JUST SINGING ABOUT MY
DESTINY ON THE OPEN SEA ♪
>> Bubbie: OH, THAT'S NICE,
SUGAR, BUT IT'S LATE, YOU KNOW,
AND BUBBIE'S GOT TO GET HER
12 HOURS.
COULD YOU JUST KEEP IT DOWN?
>> Flapjack: SURE, BUBBIE.
[ Low-pitched ] ♪ I-- ♪
>> Bubbie: NO, BABY.
DOWN IN VOLUME, FLAPJACK.
NOT DOWN IN PITCH.
>> Flapjack: [ Normal ] I'LL
JUST KEEP MY HOPES AND DREAMS TO
MYSELF THEN, I GUESS.
>> Bubbie: NO, BABY.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I --
>> Flapjack: ♪ I WANT TO BE -- ♪
>> K'nuckles: ENOUGH!
LET'S GO DO SOMETHING.
>> Flapjack: REALLY?!
>> K'nuckles: ANYTHING TO STOP
THAT SINGING.
>> Flapjack: ♪ OH, BOY! ♪
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
[ GASPS ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
>> Flapjack: OHH!
I WISH I COULD GO IN!
>> K'nuckles: A LITTLE BOY LIKE
YOU?
NO WAY.
BUBBIE WOULD KILL ME IF I LET
YOU IN THERE ON A SATURDAY
NIGHT.
>> Flapjack: OH.
>> AAH!
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T EVEN WANT
TO GO IN THERE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Flapjack: AHH. SAILORS.
FOOTLOOSE AND FANCY FREE.
>> HEY!
HEY, HEH, HEH, HEH.
HEH, HEH, HEH.
HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH.
OH, TO BE SO YOUNG AND CAREFREE.
HEY! GIVE ME YOUR CLOTHES!
>> Flapjack: WHA?
>> NO, I MEAN, I'LL PAY YOU!
UH, 10 QUID.
10 QUID TO SWITCH SHIRTS WITH
YOU!
>> WHOA, THERE!
WHAT KINDS OF TROUBLE ARE YA
GETTIN' INTO THIS TIME,
MR. THOMAS HATCH?
WE GOT TO GET BACK TO --
>> AW, SHUT UP!
>> K'nuckles: COME ON, FLAP.
10 QUID BUYS A LOT OF CANDY!
JUST SWITCH SHIRTS WITH THIS
FOOL.
>> Flapjack: HMM.
OKAY!
>> ALL RIGHT!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> AH, SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
>> K'nuckles: AHA! WHOO-HOO!
>> WAIT, WAIT!
SWITCH HATS!
SWITCH HATS!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HEY, HEY, CHECK IT OUT!
"I'M A 'WITTLE' BOY!
I'M JUST A 'WITTLE' BOY!"
>> Flapjack: HEH.
I'M A SAILOR...
>> MORE, THOMAS, MORE!
>> "I'M A CHUNKY 'WITTLE' BOY!"
[ FARTS ]
AW, I MADE A MESS IN MY PANTS.
'CAUSE I'M A "WITTLE" BOY!
WITTLE BOY, WITTLE BOY, WITTLE
BOY, WITTLE BOY, WITTLE BOY,
WITTLE BOY!
I'M A WITTLE BOY!
[ LAUGHS ]
I'M A WITTLE BOY!
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
DOING?!
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> AAH! OHH!
>> OF COURSE. YOU THREE!
ALWAYS YOU THREE!
PATCH, SATCH, AND HATCH!
>> Flapjack: OH, HA!
I'M NOT --
>> YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ON
DECK 20 MINUTES AGO!
MOVE IT!
[ ALL PANTING ]
IDIOTS.
[ BELL DINGS ]
>> AAH!
>> K'nuckles: [ PANTING ]
HA HA!
BEST DEAL WE EVER MADE, FLAP,
HUH?
FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: BYE, STORMALONG!
I'LL MISS YOU!
HA! I'M A SAILOR!
>> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, MAN.
>> IT'LL BE FINE.
>> Flapjack: MWAH! MWAH!
MWAH! MWAH!
>> DON'T DRAW ATTENTION TO
YOURSELF.
>> YEAH, CAPTAIN'S NO DUMMY.
>> HEY, YOU!
WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO FOLD A
SAIL?
>> YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING FOR
US.
YOU HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE HATCH.
>> YOU! YOU!
>> HE'S COUNTING THE MEN.
AND IF HE FINDS OUT HATCH IS
NOT HERE...
>> HE'LL PUT US IN THE BRIG.
>> Flapjack: THAT DOESN'T SOUND
SO BAD.
[ GASPS ]
>> WATCH!
>> HERE!
>> LATCH!
>> HERE!
>> PHATCH!
>> HERE!
>> BATCH!
>> HERE!
>> CATCH!
>> HERE!
>> MATCH!
>> HERE!
>> SCRATCH!
>> HERE!
>> SQUATCH!
>> HERE!
>> FLATCH!
>> [ FARTS ]
>> HATCH!
HATCH?
SATCH, PATCH?
WHERE ARE THOSE THREE?
>> THERE THEY ARE, CAPTAIN!
>> WE'RE OFF SCHEDULE ALREADY.
WE DON'T NEED TO WASTE MORE TIME
LOOKING FOR YOU THREE.
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK!
FLAPJACK!
[ BOTH PANTING ]
>> Flapjack: AH! OH!
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> Flapjack: I'M SAYING GOODBYE
TO BUBBIE.
>> YOU SHOULDN'T ANSWER TO
FLAPJACK ANYMORE.
>> Flapjack: WHY?
>> YOU GOT TO ANSWER TO
"THOMAS HATCH," OR THE CAPTAIN
WILL KNOW YOU'RE A FAKE!
>> FAKE! FAKE!
WHAT'S THIS?
>> ORANGES.
>> THEY'RE BALLS PAINTED ORANGE
TO LOOK LIKE ORANGES!
>> OH!
MY ORANGE BALLS!
>> WE DON'T HAVE ROOM FOR
USELESS NOVELTIES.
SEE THIS?
REAL ORANGE!
UNH!
IT'S REAL!
GRAAH!
ANYONE ELSE WHO TRIES TO BRING
SOMETHING THAT AIN'T THE REAL
THING ONTO THE SHIP, AND I WILL
SEND THEM TO THE BRIG!
>> [ MOANING ]
[ SAILORS MURMURING ]
>> HEY, YOU!
THAT BETTER NOT BE FAKE!
>> THE CAPTAIN DOESN'T HAVE
TOLERANCE FOR FAKES.
>> Flapjack: YEAH.
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK.
FLAPJACK?
HAVE ANY OF YOU SAILORS SEEN
FLAPJACK?
>> PLEASE, PLEASE.
>> YOU HAVE TO PRETEND.
>> Bubbie: IS THAT YOU,
FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: NO, LADY, I'M
THOMAS HATCH.
[ DING! ]
>> Bubbie: YOU SURE LOOK LIKE
FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: NOPE.
I'M THOMAS HATCH.
[ DING! ]
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET YOUR EYES
CHECKED!
>> Bubbie: MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET
YOUR MANNERS CHECKED!
[ SCOFFS ] SAILORS...
>> Flapjack: ♪ LOOK AT ME ♪
♪ I CAN'T BELIEVE ♪
♪ I'M A SAILOR ♪
♪ OH, WHOOPEE! ♪
♪ I FEEL JUST LIKE A MIGHTY
KING ♪
♪ 'CAUSE NOW I'M HERE,
AND HERE'S THE THING ♪
♪ I'M STACKING BOXES IN A ROW ♪
♪ ROCK BACK AND FORTH ♪
♪ GO WITH THE FLOW ♪
♪ THIS IS WHERE I WANT TO BE ♪
♪ ON A SHIP SAILING SO FREE! ♪
♪ BUT WHAT ABOUT THOSE
I'VE LEFT BEHIND? ♪
♪ THEY'LL BE HAPPIER WITHOUT ME
SO NEVER MIND ♪
♪ THEY KNOW THIS IS MY ONLY
DREAM ♪
♪ TO BE OUT HERE ADVENTURING ♪
OOH...
♪ WASH, WASH, WASH,
AND A SCRUB, SCRUB, SCRUB ♪
♪ SWEEP, SWEEP, SWEEP, AND A,
TUG, TUG, TUG ♪
♪ SCRAPE, SCRAPE, SCRAPE, AND A
PUSH, PUSH, PUSH ♪
♪ MOP, MOP, MOP
AND A BIG WABOOSH ♪
>> WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU,
THOMAS HATCH?
>> THERE'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT
ABOUT YOU?
I CAN'T QUITE PUT MY FINGER ON
IT.
[ BELL DINGING ]
>> CAPTAIN, THERE'S A PROBLEM!
>> THERE'S ALWAYS A PROBLEM.
>> THAT WAS CLOSE.
>> TOO CLOSE.
>> LOOK, YOU ALMOST DID US IN
OUT THERE.
IF THIS IS GONNA WORK, YOU NEED
SERIOUS HATCH LESSONS.
HMM.
>> WHERE TO START?
WHERE TO START?
>> Flapjack: WHERE TO START?
>> LET'S START WITH THIS!
>> THIS?
>> YES, THIS!
>> YOU HAVE TO STOP BEING
FRIENDLY.
>> Flapjack: OKAY.
>> YOU HAVE TO GET RID OF THAT
BEAUTIFUL SMILE OF YOURS.
>> MM, THAT DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT.
>> HATCH DIDN'T EVER LOOK SAD.
BRING BACK THE SMILE.
>> EYES?
>> BRING THE EYEBROWS DOWN.
>> LOWER?
>> LOWER!
>> NOW, YOU NEED TO ACT LIKE A
JERK AND COMPLAIN MORE.
>> Flapjack: OKAY.
[ ALL MUNCHING ]
I THINK I'M THIRSTY.
>> THAT'S MINE!
>> Flapjack: AAH!
HOW WAS THAT?
>> I WANT TO SEE YOU TRY IT
AGAIN.
THIS TIME, FORGET ABOUT YOUR
INSTINCTS AND IMAGINE "WHAT
WOULD HATCH DO?"
>> Flapjack: I'M THIRSTY.
>> THAT'S MINE!
>> Flapjack: HEY! I'M THIRSTY!
>> OH. TAKE IT IF YOU WANT IT SO
BAD.
>> GREAT JOB!
>> MUCH BETTER!
>> IF YOU USE THOSE MOVES, AND
ONLY THOSE MOVES, EVEN A BLIND
MAN WON'T SEE THAT YOU'RE NOT
HATCH.
CAN YOU HANDLE IT FLA-- OOP!
HATCH, I MEAN?
>> Flapjack: I CAN HANDLE IT.
[ CREW SNORING ]
>> IT WAS A LOT OF WORK
EXPLAINING HOW LITTLE MAKES UP
THOMAS HATCH.
I'M GONNA GET SOME SLEEP.
>> YEAH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
I GOT TOP!
>> Flapjack: NO, YOU DON'T.
YOU HAVE BOTTOM.
>> I THINK YOU CAN PUT IT TO
REST FOR NOW.
>> Flapjack: I THINK YOU NEED TO
PUT YOUR REST ON THE BOTTOM!
>> PATCH?
>> LET THE KID HAVE IT.
>> GOODNIGHT, THOMAS.
>> GOODNIGHT, THOMAS.
>> Flapjack: GOOD NI--
SHUT UP, ALREADY!
>> Bubbie: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
THIS, K'NUCKLES.
SOMETHING JUST DOESN'T SEEM
RIGHT.
>> K'nuckles: ARE YOU STILL
GOING ON ABOUT FLAPJACK?
>> Bubbie: BUT HE'S CHANGED.
>> K'nuckles: HE'S GOING THROUGH
HIS MAN-CHANGES.
THIS CAN BE A SENSITIVE TIME FOR
THE BOY.
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
HEY, THERE, FLAPPY!
>> THIS IS -- THIS IS GREAT.
JUST GREAT.
HOME SWEET HOME.
AM I RIGHT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
AHH.
IT'S NICE TO BE ABLE TO JUST
RELAX FOR A CHANGE, YOU KNOW?
REST UP.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH!
YOU'RE FINALLY COMIN' AROUND,
BOY!
>> WELL, I GUESS I'M READY TO GO
TO SLEEP NOW.
>> Bubbie: UH, DO YOU STILL WANT
ME TO TUCK YOU IN?
>> TUCK ME IN?
YES, PLEASE!
>> Bubbie: OKAY, HERE YOU GO.
GOOD NIGHT, SUGAR.
>> GOOD NIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT!
>> K'nuckles: GOODNIGHT.
>> ♪ WHO WOULD OF THOUGHT
A GUY LIKE ME ♪
♪ WOULD HAVE A SECOND CHANCE
AT A FAMILY? ♪
♪ 'CAUSE THIS IS ALL
I'VE REALLY WANTED IN LIFE ♪
♪ JUST TO STAY AT HOME
WITH A HUSBAND AND WIFE ♪
♪ AND I WOULD
BE THEIR LITTLE BUNDLE OF JOY ♪
♪ THEIR CUTE AND FUNNY
BOUNCING LITTLE BABY BOY ♪
♪ AND THEY WOULD TAKE SUCH
GOOD CARE OF ME ♪
♪ MY MAMA AND MY PAPA
AND A BABY, ME ♪
♪ OH, I LOVE THE HOME LIFE ♪
♪ NO CHORES TO DO ♪
♪ THEY WAIT ON ME HAND AND FOOT
AND BRING ME FOOD ♪
♪ I DON'T THINK I'D EVER
RETURN TO THE SEA ♪
♪ NOW THAT I'VE GOT MY OWN ♪
♪ MY OWN FAMILY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE SEEMS TO
BE SOMETHING DIFFERENT WITH
FLAPJACK ♪
♪ WHATEVER IT IS, I'M GLAD HIS
LIFE'S ON TRACK ♪
♪ HE'S GROWING UP BRIGHT,
AND HE'S GROWING UP STRONG ♪
♪ I MUST'VE BEEN DOIN'
SOMETHING RIGHT ALL ALONG ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ THIS SEEMS A LITTLE
STRANGE NOW ♪
♪ IT JUST DON'T ADD UP ♪
♪ WHY DO LITTLE ANGELS
HAVE TO GROW UP? ♪
♪ BUT MY BABY'S STILL MY BABY,
AND THAT'S JUST A FACT ♪
♪ I'LL ALWAYS LOVE HIM
'CAUSE HE'S MY LITTLE FLAPJACK ♪
CAPTAIN'S COMING THIS WAY!
[ CROWD MURMURS ]
>> IT'S LOOKING GOOD.
I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO STOP!
YOU BETTER BE HERE WHEN I COME
BACK.
I FEEL THERE'S SOMETHING NOT
YOU, HATCH.
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH
YOU, SAILOR?
>> Flapjack: EH...
HEY, YOU TWO!
I JUST CLEANED THAT AREA!
SHOO! SHOO!
>> THERE'S THE THOMAS HATCH I
KNOW.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIT NEXT TO
THE CAPTAIN TONIGHT AT DINNER?
>> Flapjack: YES, I WOULD LIKE
TO.
THANK YOU.
>> CONTINUE.
>> THE KID DID IT!
>> OW!
>> Flapjack: SHUT UP.
[ CREW GRUNTING, MUNCHING ]
>> [ LAUGHING ]
DINNER'S OVER.
GET BACK TO WORK.
[ CREW GRUMBLING ]
HEY! NOT YOU!
>> Flapjack: [ Thinking ] OH,
NO!
>> STAY FOR A MOMENT.
>> HEY, COME ON!
>> I'M GONNA HAVE A LITTLE TALK
WITH YOUR BUDDY THOMAS HERE.
[ CLATTERING ]
>> Flapjack: YEAH!
THOMAS HERE.
>> YOU THINK THE BOY CAN PULL IT
OFF ALONE?
>> YEAH. LOOK AT HIM.
JUST LIKE HATCH.
>> Flapjack: OUTTA HERE!
>> I LIKE YOUR STYLE.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
YOU'RE MY FAVORITE.
THAT'S IT.
YOU BETTER GET GOING.
I DON'T WANT THE OTHER GUYS TO
GET JEALOUS.
DON'T EVER GO SOFT ON ME.
[ CREW MURMURING ]
>> HEY!
>> Flapjack: YOU ALREADY HAD
DINNER!
GRR!
>> HATCH, YOU KNOW HARD IT IS TO
SAIL WITH HOLES IN THE SAILS?
>> Flapjack: SHUT UP!
HEY, HATCH, THAT WAS OUR
COMPASS!
NOW WE'RE GONNA GET LOST!
>> Flapjack: SHUT UP!
[ LAUGHS DIABOLICALLY ]
WHOO!
>> BLAST!
WE'RE OFF COURSE!
WHERE'S THE COMPASS?
[ CREATURE ROARING ]
[ GASPS, STAMMERING ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, THAT PASSAGE
IS OUR ONLY SAFE HAVEN!
>> HA!
THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME THE
BEST.
[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
>> Flapjack: FINALLY, SOME CALM
WATERS.
AM I RIGHT?
>> YEAH, MAYBE TOO RIGHT.
>> THERE'S THE OPENING!
>> STEADY NOW, FELLAS.
[ SEAGULL SCREECHES ]
[ RUMBLING ]
[ SEAGULL SCREECHING ]
>> WHOOOAAA!
>> Flapjack: WE GOT TO TURN
AROUND, CAPTAIN!
>> NO!
WE'RE POINTED THIS WAY!
BESIDES, SOMEBODY TORE UP OUR
SAILS.
>> Flapjack: OH, RIGHT.
[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]
>> [ WHINNYING ]
PBHT!
[ DISTANT SCREAMING ]
HUH?
>> UGH...
EVERY TIME.
ALWAYS SOMETHING TO FIX.
>> UH, SORRY, KIDS, I GOT TO GO
CHECK THIS OUT.
>>'BUT... BUT...
>> OH, DON'T GIVE ME THAT FACE.
ALL RIGHT! COME ALONG.
>> Both: YAY!
>> MAYBE YOU'LL LEARN SOMETHING.
>> [ Sobbing ] WE'RE DOOMED!
>> Flapjack: LOOK!
>> IT'S POSEIDON!
AND TWO LITTLE POSEIDONS!
>> OKAY, SEE THIS, KIDS.
THIS IS WHAT NOT TO DO AT SEA.
>> OH.
>> I'LL BE BACK IN A MIN.
WELL, WELL, WELL, WHAT DO WE
HAVE HERE?
>> GO ON, THOMAS!
YOU'RE GOOD WITH PEOPLE.
USE SOME OF THAT THOMAS HATCH
MAGIC!
[ DING! ]
>> Flapjack: HEY!
HOW 'BOUT A LITTLE HELP DOWN
HERE?
>> EXCUSE ME?
>> Flapjack: COME ON!
YOU'RE BIG ENOUGH TO BLOCK ALL
THESE DUMB ROCKS.
JUST DO IT!
>> DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE
TALKING TO, SAILOR?
>> Flapjack: SHUT UP!
[ ALL GASP ]
>> WHAT IS YOUR NAME, SAILOR?
>> Flapjack: UH...
THOMAS HATCH.
>> LOOK, THOMAS...
[ Whispering ] I was going to
help you, but you just told me
to shut up in front of my kids.
So I guess you're tough enough
to figure it out yourself.
>> WHAT DID HE SAY?
>> Flapjack: UM, WE'RE ON OUR
OWN.
SOMETHIN' ABOUT THE LAW OF THE
SEA OR SOMETHIN'.
>> HE'S RIGHT.
WE'RE GROWN MEN, ALL OF US!
>> Flapjack: UH...
>> WE HAVE TO FORGE AHEAD AND
HOPE WE CAN MAKE IT THROUGH IN
ONE PIECE.
>> AND IF WE DON'T MAKE IT?
>> WELL, AT LEAST I'LL HAVE
THOMAS HATCH AT MY SIDE.
ALL RIGHT.
HERE GOES EVERYTHING.
[ BELL DINGS ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
>> WHOA!
>> Flapjack: OHH, THIS IS ALL MY
FAULT!
CAPTAIN, I HAVE SOMETHING TO
CONFESS!
>> I'M A LITTLE BUSY TRYING TO
LIVE, THOMAS!
>> Flapjack: BUT IT'S IMPORTANT,
AND I MIGHT NOT GET ANOTHER
CHANCE TO TELL YOU!
>> SAY NO MORE!
I LOVE YOU, TOO, THOMAS HATCH!
>> Flapjack: NO, I'M NOT
THOMAS HATCH!
I'M JUST A KID!
>> A KID?!
>> Both: A UGLY?!
>> A KID?
>> SO YOU'RE A FAKE!
A STOWAWAY!
>> CAP'N, LOOK OUT!
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> [ GRUNTING ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> SO...
YOU'RE A KID, HUH?
I SHOULD THROW YOU IN THE BRIG,
YOU KNOW!
>> Flapjack: SORRY, CAP'N.
JUST WANTED TO BE A REAL
ADVENTURER.
>> WHAT YOU DID BACK THERE...
LYING TO MY FACE...
THAT TOOK GUTS.
I COULD USE THOSE GUTS ON MY
SHIP.
WHAT DO YOU SAY, SAILOR?
>> Flapjack: FOR THE REST OF MY
LIFE?
AYE, AYE, CAP'N!
>> "AND THEY SAILED ON FOREVER
AFTER.
THE END."
>> NOW OFF TO SLEEP, YOU SEA
MONKEYS.
>> BUT, PAPA, THAT ENDING WAS
BORING!
>> YEAH, WHAT ABOUT THE WHALE
AND THE FUNNY OLD CAP'N?
DOESN'T THE BOY MISS HIS FAMILY?
>> LOOK, THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED.
YOU TWO WERE THERE, REMEMBER?
THIS ISN'T SOME FAIRY TALE.
THIS IS MY DIARY.
>> CHANGE IT, PAPA!
>> YEAH, CHANGE IT BACK!
>> [ SIGHS ]
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
YOU KNOW THIS IS ILLEGAL, RIGHT?
>> Both: PAPA!
>> [ SIGHS ]
[ FINGERS SNAP ]
>> Bubbie: THAT AIN'T MY BABY.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!
GO ON! TELL HER HOW MUCH YOU
LOVE HER, FLAP.
>> YOU ARE A VERY BEAUTIFUL
WHALE, MA'AM.
>> Bubbie: WHERE'S MY BABY?!
>> Flapjack: ♪ RIGHT HERE ♪
BUBBIE!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Bubbie: OH, BABY, WHERE YOU
BEEN?
>> Flapjack: WELL, I WANTED TO
GO ON AN ADVENTURE, BUT I MISSED
YOU TOO MUCH, BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: AW, I MISSED YOU,
TOO, BABY!
>> WELL, I GUESS YOU DON'T NEED
ME AROUND ANYMORE.
>> K'nuckles: NOPE.
HEY, FLAP, THAT SOUNDED LIKE A
REAL GREAT ADVENTURE!
CAN I GO ADVENTURING WITH YOU?
>> Flapjack: OH, I DON'T KNOW,
CAP'N.
[ YAWNS ]
I REALLY SHOULD GET SOME REST.
>> K'nuckles: HUH?
>> Flapjack: JUST KIDDING!
>> K'nuckles: ADVENTURE!
>> Flapjack: SHUT UP!
[ LAUGHTER ]