The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (2008–2010): Season 2, Episode 34 - A Day Without Laughter - full transcript
Flapjack is pictured in the newspaper but the picture used of him is really goofy! / Flapjack tries to help Lolly Poopdeck to become a big time comedian.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME!
WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪ >> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE, THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪ >> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH ]
>> Flapjack: [ GROANS ] CAP'N, I'M BORED.
WILL YOU TELL ME A STORY?
>> K'nuckles: JUST REMEMBER AN OLD ONE.
>> Flapjack: I WANT TO HEAR A NEW ONE!
COME ON, CAP'N!
THEY'RE SO GOOD!
>> K'nuckles: I HAVE TO USE THE BUCKET FIRST.
>> Flapjack: HOW COME YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO USE THE BUCKET BEFORE A
NEW STORY?
>> K'nuckles: YOU DON'T ASK A MAN THAT!
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ] WHOA!
WHOAAAAA!
>> Flapjack: CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: WHOAAAAAAAAA!
>> Flapjack: CAP'N?
WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THERE?
>> K'nuckles: I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THE TIME A
DEVILFISH RIPPED APART MY BOAT AND SWALLOWED MY WIFE.
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN!
YOU HAD A BOAT?!
>> K'nuckles: THAT GOT ME ANGRY!
SO I JUMPED UP AND PUNCHED THE DEVILFISH RIGHT IN THE FACE!
THEN HE SWAM HOME, CRYING.
>> Flapjack: WOW, CAPTAIN!
I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW YOU KEEP TRACK OF ALL YOUR ADVENTURES.
>> K'nuckles: GOOD STORYTELLIN' COMES FROM REAL-LIFE
ADVENTURIN', BOY.
AND YOU DON'T GOT A LIFE!
>> Flapjack: I DON'T HAVE A LIFE?!
>> K'nuckles: NOPE.
AND YOU MIGHT NOT EVER GET ONE.
WELL, OFF TO THE CANDY BARREL!
>> Flapjack: I THINK I HAVE TO USE THE BUCKET.
I DON'T HAVE A LIFE.
[ Thinking ] I DON'T HAVE A LIFE.
HUH?
ADVENTURE STORY COMICS?
[ Laughing ] WHOA!
"CAPTAIN JESúS vs. THE DEVILFISH"?!
WHOA.
WHOA!
WHOAAAA!
[ Laughing ] WOW!
HE PUNCHED THAT DEVILFISH IN THE FACE, JUST LIKE
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES DID!
"GET A LIFE!
JOIN THE NAVY!" [ PLOP! ]
>> Bubbie: HUH?
WHERE YOU GOIN', BABY?
>> Flapjack: I'M GOING TO GET A LIFE!
[ Deep voice ] FROM THE NAVY.
[ LAUGHS ] BOOOOOOP!
[ BLAM! ] [ CHOIR SINGS ]
>> K'nuckles: CAPTAIN FLAPJACK!
TELL YOUR K'NUCKLES A STORY, BOY.
>> Flapjack: VERY WELL.
[ LAUGHS ] OHH!
HUUUH!
>> ♪ TWO NAVY GUYS ♪ >> SO, YOU WANT TO JOIN THE
NAVY?
ARE YOU READY FOR ACTION AND ADVENTURE?
>> Flapjack: YES!
>> COME ON, RECRUIT!
YOUR SHIP AWAITS!
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING ] I'LL COME BACK WITH A LIFE,
CAP'N!
[ BELL CLANGING ] >> K'nuckles: [ HUMMING ]
>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES, HAVE YOU SEEN FLAPJACK?
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE HE'S USING THE BUCKET.
[ PLOP! ] FLAPJACK, WHERE ARE YA?
FLAPJACK?
MY COMICS.
[ GASPS ] NO, FLAPJACK!
DON'T JOIN THE NAVY!
THOSE STORIES ARE EMBELLISHED!
>> ADMIRAL, MEET FLAPJACK.
>> SO, YOU THINK YOU'RE A NAVY MAN?
YOU'VE JUST MADE...
THE BEST DECISION OF YOUR LIFE!
WALK WITH ME.
YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I, TOO, LEFT HOME TO ANSWER THE
CALL OF ADVENTURE.
OH, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE THE EXPERIENCE OF A LIFETIME.
FLAPJACK, I WANT TO TEAM YOU UP WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS OVER 27
YEARS OF EXPERIENCE -- SOMEONE ACCUSTOMED TO THE EXCITING LIFE
OF THE NAVY.
I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO...
JESúS!
>> Flapjack: JESúS?!
>> JESúS!
>> Flapjack: UH, HI.
I'M FLAPJACK.
IT'S...AN HONOR TO MEET YOU.
UH...
I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR WIFE.
>> ¿QUE?
>> Flapjack: YOU MUST HAVE A TON OF STORIES.
>> SOMETIMES WHEN I PEEL POTATOES, I THINK I AM GOING TO
PEEL A LITTLE BIT WITH MY PEELER, BUT THEN I PEEL IT,
AND IT PEELS MORE THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD.
AND SOMETIMES WHEN I PEEL POTATOES, I IMAGINE THAT I AM
ACTUALLY PEELING APPLES THAT ARE SHAPED LIKE POTATOES.
AND THEN OTHER TIMES WHEN I PEEL POTATOES, I IMAGINE THAT I AM
PEELING REGULAR-SHAPED APPLES.
NOT POTATOES...
APPLES.
BUT...THAT IS ONLY SOMETIMES.
>> Flapjack: BUT...WHEN DO YOU PUNCH DEVILFISH IN THE FACE AND
GO ON ADVENTURES?
>> ADVENTURES?
>> Flapjack: YEAH, LIKE IN THE COMIC BOOKS.
>> OHHHHH.
THOSE STORIES ARE EMBELLISHED.
>> Flapjack: WHAT?
>> YOU KNOW -- EXAGGERATED.
>> Bubbie: MY BABY JOINED WHAT?!
>> K'nuckles: ALL I TOLD HIM WAS HE NEEDED TO GET A LIFE.
>> Bubbie: SAYS THE OLD MAN WHO SITS IN A WHALE'S MOUTH READING
ADVENTURE COMICS ALL DAY!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
>> Bubbie: IT MEANS IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A LIFE MUCH LONGER, YOU
BETTER GET MY BABY OUT OF THE NAVY!
>> COME ON, KID.
PUT A LITTLE EFFORT INTO IT.
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ] >> AND SOMETIMES I LIKE TO
IMAGINE THAT I'M SHINING BOOTS INSTEAD OF SHOES.
>> SOMETIMES WHEN I'M SITTING, I IMAGINE I'M NOT.
>> Flapjack: THIS ISN'T AN ADVENTURE!
[ OFFICERS GASP ] >> ADMIRAL ON DECK.
>> SO, THE SHINING OF ANOTHER MAN'S SHOES ISN'T ADVENTUROUS
ENOUGH FOR YOU, HUH?
>> Flapjack: NO!
>> WELL, SAILOR, IF IT'S REAL NAVY ADVENTURE YOU WANT, THEN
REAL NAVY ADVENTURE YOU SHALL RECEIVE!
PREPARE FOR THE ADVENTURE DRILL!
>> Flapjack: HUH?
SO, WHAT'S THE ADVENTURE DRILL?
>> SQUARE FORMATION MARCH!
TRIANGLE FORMATION!
>> I LOVE THIS ONE.
>> Flapjack: I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
HMM?
[ PANTING ] HUH?
I GOT TO GET TO THE LIFEBOAT!
[ PANTING ] [ BOTH GROWL ]
>> Flapjack: N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
>> MARCH!
>> Flapjack: [ Voice breaking ] HELP ME, JESúS.
I WANT TO GO HOME.
>> I WANT TO GO HOME, TOO.
>> Flapjack: HMM...
>> [ Laughing ] WHOA!
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] COME IN.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, SAILOR?
[ GASPS ] >> Flapjack: [ Raspy voice ] I
HAVE THE SCURVY.
[ Normal voice ] CAN I GO HOME NOW?
>> I'M AFRAID NOT, LAD.
YOU SEE, YEARS AGO, THERE WERE THOUSANDS OF MEN READY TO JOIN
THE NAVY.
BUT NOWADAYS, PEOPLE CAN'T HANDLE THE, UH...
ACTION-PACKED LIFESTYLE THAT WE DELIVER.
BUT YOU AND I -- WE WERE BORN TO DO THIS.
NO. NO.
WE WILL NEVER LEAVE THE NAVY.
>> Flapjack: [ SIGHS ] >> ADMIRAL, I HAVE WONDERFUL
NEWS!
>> ANOTHER NEW RECRUIT?
IT'S A MIRACLE!
SET SAIL BACK TO STORMALONG!
>> Flapjack: STORMALONG?
[ Thinking ] THIS IS MY CHANCE TO ESCAPE!
>> WE ARE LOOKING FOR A YOUNG MAN WHO WANTS TO JOIN THE NAVY.
HIS NAME IS, UH...
"K'NUCKLES."
>> K'nuckles: I'M THAT YOUNG MAN.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> SIR, YOU HAVE THE BODY OF A
70-YEAR OLD MAN AND THE HANDWRITING OF A TODDLER!
[ LAUGHTER ] WELCOME ABOARD.
YOU JUST MADE THE BEST DECI--- >> K'nuckles: SURE. SURE.
FLAPJACK?
YOU HERE, FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: [ In distance ] I'M OVER HERE!
CAP'N, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' UP THERE?
>> K'nuckles: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' DOWN THERE?
I CAME TO RESCUE YA.
>> Flapjack: I ESCAPED.
[ HORN BLOWING, BELL CLANGING ] >> K'nuckles: WELL, GET UP HERE
AND RESCUE ME!
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ] >> K'nuckles: ATTABOY, FLAP!
>> THERE YOU ARE.
IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO MEET JESúS AND --
WHAT IS THAT?
[ GASPS ] WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
FIRE THE CANNON!
>> WHAT DOES A CANNON LOOK LIKE?
>> WELL, THAT LOOKS LIKE A POTATO.
[ BOOM! ] [ WHIIIIIIIIIISTLE! ]
[ SMASH! ] [ GURGLE! GURGLE! ]
>> THAT WAS THE GREATEST ADVENTURE I HAVE EVER BEEN IN!
>> WHOOOOOOOOOO-HOO-HOO!
>> K'nuckles: [ In distance ] HELP!
HELP!
HELP!
[ GURGLING ] >> Flapjack: [ In distance ]
CAP'N!
[ CHOIR SINGING ] >> K'nuckles: YOU SAVED MY LIFE,
BOY.
>> Flapjack: AND I DON'T HAVE A LIFE.
BUT IF THE NAVY'S WHERE YOU GO TO GET ONE, THEN THEY CAN KEEP
IT.
[ LAUGHS ] >> K'nuckles: WHEN DID YOU GET
THIS DEVILFISH, BOY?
>> Flapjack: WELL, CAP'N, LET ME TELL YOU A STORY.
[ LAUGHS ] >> THERE GOES THE BEST RECRUIT
THIS NAVY HAS EVER SEEN.
>> WHAT NAVY?
THAT WAS OUR LAST SHIP!
>> WELL, I CAN ALWAYS GO BACK TO WRITING COMIC BOOKS.
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING ] >> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK!
YOU MIND?!
>> Flapjack: I'M SORRY, CAP'N.
I WAS JUST PLAYING WITH MY NEW FRIEND.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT FRIEND?
>> Flapjack: MY TINY FRIEND.
>> [ SCREECHES ] >> K'nuckles: AAAAAAAH!
GET IT AWAY!
>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES, WHAT ARE YOU SCREAMING ABOUT?
>> K'nuckles: T-T-T-T-TERMITE!
>> Bubbie: TERMITE?!
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S A TERMITE?
>> K'nuckles: IT'S THE MOST HORRIBLE CREATURE KNOWN TO MAN!
>> Flapjack: BUT IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A HORRIBLE CREATURE
TO ME.
>> Bubbie: THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T MADE OF WOOD, BABY.
>> K'nuckles: AND IF YOU FOUND A TERMITE, THEN IT MUST HAVE COME
FROM...
>> Bubbie: PTOO!
>> Flapjack: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, BUBBIE?
>> Bubbie: WELL, ME AND YOU ARE GETTING OUT OF HERE, 'CAUSE THE
LAST TIME THERE WAS A TERMITE PROBLEM, I HAD TO RUB OINTMENT
ON MY BLOWHOLE FOR THREE MONTHS.
>> Flapjack: [ Voice breaking ] BUT I CAN'T LEAVE HIM, BUBBIE.
HE'S MY CAP'N.
>> Bubbie: OH, OKAY, BABY.
BUT HE BETTER HURRY UP AND GET RID OF THOSE TERMITES BEFORE
THE WHOLE PLACE GETS INFESTED.
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLES ] YEAH, YEAH.
Stupid whale.
UH, FLAPJACK, YOU BETTER WAIT OUT HERE.
UH, THIS AIN'T FOR SCAREDY-CATS.
>> [ HUMMING ] >> K'nuckles: HEY, UH, DOC?
>> YE-E-E-E-S?
>> K'nuckles: UH, I, UH, GOT A QUESTION, UH, FOR, UH, FOR YA.
YOU SEE, I-I GOT THIS FRIEND, AND I, UH, AND HE'S INFESTED
WITH TERMITES.
>> TERMITES?
HMM.
THE PROCEDURE IS QUITE SIMPLE, REALLY.
FIRST, YOU LOCATE THE INFESTED AREA.
AND THEN YOU...
REMOVE IT.
[ RIP! ] >> K'nuckles: ISN'T THERE ANY
OTHER WAY, DOC?
>> WELL, THERE ARE SOME FOREIGNERS WHO POSSESS A SPECIAL
OIL.
BUT WHO LIKES FOREIGNERS?
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ] WHERE DO I FIND THEM?
>> ON THAT SHIP LEAVING STORMALONG HARBOR.
BUT I MUST SAY, I PREFER RE-- [ DOOR SLAMS ]
OH.
>> K'nuckles: FOREIGNERS!
COME BACK!
I NEED YOUR FOREIGN OIL!
>> Flapjack: IS EVERYTHING TAKEN CARE OF, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: UH, YEAH.
EVERYTHING'S TAKEN CARE OF.
[ GROANS ] [ GRUNTING ]
[ SCRATCH! SCRATCH! SCRATCH! ] >> [ WHISTLES ]
[ BUZZZZZZZZZZ! ] >> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
>> AHEM.
>> K'nuckles: WHA? WHAT?
WAKE UP, FLAPJACK.
WE HAVE VISITORS.
>> HE'S GONE, CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES, ALONG WITH HALF OF
STORMALONG HARBOR.
>> K'nuckles: HUH?!
>> WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IT WAS CAUSED BY...
TERMITES?!
>> K'nuckles: OOH, UH, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANY
TERMITES.
[ BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ! ] [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
[ PANTING ] [ PEOPLE SHOUTING ANGRILY ]
I GOT TO FIND THOSE FOREIGNERS.
THOSE FOREIGNERS GOT TO BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
[ MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! ] HUH?!
EEEEEEP!
AAH! AAH! OOH!
HELP!
HELP!
[ GURGLING ] [ COUGHING ]
[ GASPING ] OH! FOREIGNERS!
FINALLY!
>> FOREIGNERS? DON'T THINK SO.
JUST SOME PEOPLE YOU ALREADY KNOW, STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE OCEAN.
>> I WISH WE KNEW HOW WE GOT HERE.
>> K'nuckles: YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW?
>> KNOW WHAT?
>> YES, WHAT?
>> WHAT DON'T WE KNOW?
>> WHAT IS HE GOING ON ABOUT?
>> K'nuckles: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT I WAS, UH...
>> Flapjack: CAP'N K'NUCKLES!
[ SLOOP! ] >> K'nuckles: ...LOOKIN' FOR
FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: OAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?
K'nuckles: YEAH, UH, LOOKS LIKE I FOUND HIM.
>> WELL, YOU MAY HAVE FOUND EACH OTHER, BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA FIND
STORMALONG?
>> NEVER FEAR, MR. LARRY.
EVERYTHING HAS ITS PRICE.
TAKE US...HOME!
[ CHOIR SINGS ] >> ALL RIGHT.
LOLLY, FIND SOME WOOD AND BUILD A MAST.
>> YES, SIR!
>> DOCK HAG, YOU PROBABLY HAVE ENOUGH TICKETS TO MAKE THE SAIL
WITH.
>> OKAY.
>> LADY NICKELBOTTOMS...
[ SEAGULLS CAWING ] FLAPJACK AND K'NUCKLES, YOU TWO
WILL BE OUR OARSMEN.
WITH YOUR WORK AND MY MANAGERIAL SKILLS, WE'RE GONNA GET BACK TO
STORMALONG!
>> All but K'nuckles: YAY!
>> [ Distorted ] TIME TO TERMINATE THOSE TERMITES,
K'NUCKLES.
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ] >> K'nuckles: I can't go back
there.
I got to find those foreigners.
>> OKAY.
LOOKING GOOD, FOLKS.
WE SHOULD BE HOME IN NO TIME!
>> K'nuckles: HEY, FLAP, GO DO SOMETHING ELSE.
>> Flapjack: OKAY!
[ WHIP! ] [ SLOOP! ]
>> HMM.
>> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES ] FOREIGNERS, HERE I COME.
[ CHUCKLES ] >> LOLLY!
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SAIL EAST.
WE'RE SAILING THAT WAY!
>> UH, I WAS THOROUGHLY CONVINCED THAT I HAD US POINTED
IN THE CORRECT DIRECTION, PEPPERMINT LARRY.
>> WELL, WE'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY, SO WILL YOU PLEASE FIX THE
SAILS?
>> UH...
>> AND THAT'S AN ORDER FROM YOUR CAPTAIN!
>> K'nuckles: I THINK WE'RE GOING THE RIGHT WAY.
AND SINCE I'M THE ONLY REAL CAPTAIN AROUND HERE, I SHOULD BE
THE ONE SAYING WHICH WAY WE SHOULD GO!
>> Flapjack: HE'S RIGHT, PEPPERMINT LARRY.
>> YOU'RE NOT A REAL CAPTAIN!
YOU'RE A BUM!
>> K'nuckles: OH, YEAH?!
>> YEAH!
>> K'nuckles: YOU EVER KILL A MAN?
[ ALL GASP ] >> NO.
HAVE YOU?
>> K'nuckles: UH...I, UH...
UH, I ASKED YOU FIRST.
>> I GUESS THAT DOES MAKE HIM A REAL CAPTAIN.
>> HE HAS A POINT.
>> MAYBE WE SHOULD LISTEN TO HIM.
>> K'nuckles: NOW ALL OF US GET BACK TO WORK.
I'LL GET US BACK TO STORMALONG.
Right after I find those foreigners.
[ TERMITES SCURRYING ] >> CAPTAIN, WE NEED TO TALK.
WE'VE BEEN TAKING ORDERS FROM YOU FOR DAYS, AND WE STILL
HAVEN'T REACHED STORMALONG.
>> YEAH!
AND I'M REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY THIRSTY, CAPTAIN.
>> AND I'M RICH!
>> I'M GETTING LONELY, CAPTAIN.
[ COOING ] >> ARE YOU SURE WE'RE GOING THE
RIGHT WAY, CAPTAIN?
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES DOESN'T DO ANYTHING UNLESS HE'S
100% SURE.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S RIGHT!
WE SHOULD BE BACK IN STORMALONG ANY MINUTE.
>> OH! THAT'S IT!
I AM TURNING THIS DOCK AROUND!
[ GRUNTING ] AAAAH!
[ ALL GASP ] [ PANTING ]
SOMEBODY -- SOMEBODY HELP ME!
>> LOLLY POOPDECK!
[ STRAINING ] [ CRACK! ]
>> HUH?
TERMITES?
THE DOCK IS INFESTED WITH TERMITES!
>> TERMITES?!
>> OH!
BLECH!
>> BUT HOW DID WE GET TERMITES OUT HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
OCEAN SURROUNDED BY SHARKS?
>> Flapjack: DON'T YOU BLAME CAP'N K'NUCKLES.
HE GOT HIS TERMITE PROBLEM TAKEN CARE OF DAYS AGO.
>> HIS TERMITE PROBLEM?!
>> [ GASPS ] >> [ GASPS ]
>> [ GASPS ] >> I SAY SINCE HE CAUSED THIS
PROBLEM, HE HAS TO FIX IT.
THAT MEANS SWIMMING BACK TO STORMALONG!
>> THROUGH SHARK-INFESTED WATERS.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] >> K'nuckles: [ GULPS ]
>> YAY!
>> YEAH! TOSS HIM!
>> YAY! TOSS HIM!
>> Flapjack: OH, NO! CAP'N!
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ] >> Flapjack: WAIT!
>> HUH?
>> WHA?
>> WHO?
>> Flapjack: I BROUGHT THE TERMITES.
I WAS PLAYING WITH ONE BACK IN STORMALONG.
[ ALL GASP ] >> IT WAS FLAPJACK!
[ THUD! ] >> Flapjack: I WILL SWIM BACK
TO STORMALONG THROUGH SHARK-INFESTED WATERS TO SAVE
YOU ALL.
>> K'nuckles: UH, FLAPJACK...
Why are you doing this?
>> Flapjack: [ Voice breaking ] BECAUSE YOU'RE MY CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: OH. OKAY.
[ SHARKS GROWLING ] >> Flapjack: AAH!
>> CONTINUE.
>> I DON'T KNOW HOW HE COULD HAVE DONE THIS TO US.
>> I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS A GOOD KID.
>> OH, I ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS A WORTHLESS BOY.
>> ME TOO.
>> FLAPJACK, HURRY UP AND JUMP IN THAT WATER!
WE NEED HELP!
>> YES! JUMP IN THE WATER!
[ Chanting ] JUMP IN THE WATER!
JUMP IN THE WATER!
[ ALL CHANTING "JUMP IN THE WATER!" ]
>> K'nuckles: UH...
[ CLEARS THROAT ] NO, BO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-Y!!
IT'S MY FAULT!
I AM INFESTED WITH TERMITES!
>> WHY, CAPTAIN, WHAT EVER DO YOU MEAN?
>> K'nuckles: LOOK!
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, DON'T!
>> K'nuckles: IT'S OKAY, FLAP.
[ TERMITES SCREECHING ] [ BOTH GASP ]
>> AAH!
>> [ VOMITS ] >> K'nuckles: DR. BARBER WANTED
TO CUT OFF MY BOTTOM BOX AND LEGS, SO I KEPT US FROM GOING
BACK TO STORMALONG.
NOW YOU KNOW MY SECRET.
ALL I ASK FOR IS A LITTLE RESPECT WHILE A SICK MAN --
>> All: THROW HIM OVERBOARD!
>> K'nuckles: AAAAAAH!
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN!!
>> K'nuckles: HUH?!
UH, HEY, FELLAS.
[ FOREIGNERS CLICKING TONGUES ] >> K'nuckles: OH, HEY!
YOU GUYS ARE FOREIGNERS!
YOU GOT ANY TERMITE OIL?
[ FOREIGNERS CLICKING TONGUES ] >> ♪ TERMITE OIL ♪
>> K'nuckles: GREAT!
PUT THAT STUFF HERE!
AHHHHHHH.
HUH?
>> ♪ TERMITE SAW OIL ♪ >> K'nuckles: UH...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[ SAWING ] >> Flapjack: IT SURE WAS NICE OF
THOSE FOREIGNERS TO HELP REBUILD STORMALONG.
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLING ] >> Flapjack: THANKS FOR SAVING
ME, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ] >> Flapjack: OH, WHAT'S THE
MATTER, CAP'N?
[ Baby voice ] I CAN ROLL YOU AROUND IN A WITTLE WAGON.
[ DRUMBEATS, NATIVES CHANTING ]
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME!
WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪ >> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE, THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪ >> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH ]
>> Flapjack: [ GROANS ] CAP'N, I'M BORED.
WILL YOU TELL ME A STORY?
>> K'nuckles: JUST REMEMBER AN OLD ONE.
>> Flapjack: I WANT TO HEAR A NEW ONE!
COME ON, CAP'N!
THEY'RE SO GOOD!
>> K'nuckles: I HAVE TO USE THE BUCKET FIRST.
>> Flapjack: HOW COME YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO USE THE BUCKET BEFORE A
NEW STORY?
>> K'nuckles: YOU DON'T ASK A MAN THAT!
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ] WHOA!
WHOAAAAA!
>> Flapjack: CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: WHOAAAAAAAAA!
>> Flapjack: CAP'N?
WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THERE?
>> K'nuckles: I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THE TIME A
DEVILFISH RIPPED APART MY BOAT AND SWALLOWED MY WIFE.
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN!
YOU HAD A BOAT?!
>> K'nuckles: THAT GOT ME ANGRY!
SO I JUMPED UP AND PUNCHED THE DEVILFISH RIGHT IN THE FACE!
THEN HE SWAM HOME, CRYING.
>> Flapjack: WOW, CAPTAIN!
I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW YOU KEEP TRACK OF ALL YOUR ADVENTURES.
>> K'nuckles: GOOD STORYTELLIN' COMES FROM REAL-LIFE
ADVENTURIN', BOY.
AND YOU DON'T GOT A LIFE!
>> Flapjack: I DON'T HAVE A LIFE?!
>> K'nuckles: NOPE.
AND YOU MIGHT NOT EVER GET ONE.
WELL, OFF TO THE CANDY BARREL!
>> Flapjack: I THINK I HAVE TO USE THE BUCKET.
I DON'T HAVE A LIFE.
[ Thinking ] I DON'T HAVE A LIFE.
HUH?
ADVENTURE STORY COMICS?
[ Laughing ] WHOA!
"CAPTAIN JESúS vs. THE DEVILFISH"?!
WHOA.
WHOA!
WHOAAAA!
[ Laughing ] WOW!
HE PUNCHED THAT DEVILFISH IN THE FACE, JUST LIKE
CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES DID!
"GET A LIFE!
JOIN THE NAVY!" [ PLOP! ]
>> Bubbie: HUH?
WHERE YOU GOIN', BABY?
>> Flapjack: I'M GOING TO GET A LIFE!
[ Deep voice ] FROM THE NAVY.
[ LAUGHS ] BOOOOOOP!
[ BLAM! ] [ CHOIR SINGS ]
>> K'nuckles: CAPTAIN FLAPJACK!
TELL YOUR K'NUCKLES A STORY, BOY.
>> Flapjack: VERY WELL.
[ LAUGHS ] OHH!
HUUUH!
>> ♪ TWO NAVY GUYS ♪ >> SO, YOU WANT TO JOIN THE
NAVY?
ARE YOU READY FOR ACTION AND ADVENTURE?
>> Flapjack: YES!
>> COME ON, RECRUIT!
YOUR SHIP AWAITS!
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING ] I'LL COME BACK WITH A LIFE,
CAP'N!
[ BELL CLANGING ] >> K'nuckles: [ HUMMING ]
>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES, HAVE YOU SEEN FLAPJACK?
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE HE'S USING THE BUCKET.
[ PLOP! ] FLAPJACK, WHERE ARE YA?
FLAPJACK?
MY COMICS.
[ GASPS ] NO, FLAPJACK!
DON'T JOIN THE NAVY!
THOSE STORIES ARE EMBELLISHED!
>> ADMIRAL, MEET FLAPJACK.
>> SO, YOU THINK YOU'RE A NAVY MAN?
YOU'VE JUST MADE...
THE BEST DECISION OF YOUR LIFE!
WALK WITH ME.
YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I, TOO, LEFT HOME TO ANSWER THE
CALL OF ADVENTURE.
OH, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE THE EXPERIENCE OF A LIFETIME.
FLAPJACK, I WANT TO TEAM YOU UP WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS OVER 27
YEARS OF EXPERIENCE -- SOMEONE ACCUSTOMED TO THE EXCITING LIFE
OF THE NAVY.
I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO...
JESúS!
>> Flapjack: JESúS?!
>> JESúS!
>> Flapjack: UH, HI.
I'M FLAPJACK.
IT'S...AN HONOR TO MEET YOU.
UH...
I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR WIFE.
>> ¿QUE?
>> Flapjack: YOU MUST HAVE A TON OF STORIES.
>> SOMETIMES WHEN I PEEL POTATOES, I THINK I AM GOING TO
PEEL A LITTLE BIT WITH MY PEELER, BUT THEN I PEEL IT,
AND IT PEELS MORE THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD.
AND SOMETIMES WHEN I PEEL POTATOES, I IMAGINE THAT I AM
ACTUALLY PEELING APPLES THAT ARE SHAPED LIKE POTATOES.
AND THEN OTHER TIMES WHEN I PEEL POTATOES, I IMAGINE THAT I AM
PEELING REGULAR-SHAPED APPLES.
NOT POTATOES...
APPLES.
BUT...THAT IS ONLY SOMETIMES.
>> Flapjack: BUT...WHEN DO YOU PUNCH DEVILFISH IN THE FACE AND
GO ON ADVENTURES?
>> ADVENTURES?
>> Flapjack: YEAH, LIKE IN THE COMIC BOOKS.
>> OHHHHH.
THOSE STORIES ARE EMBELLISHED.
>> Flapjack: WHAT?
>> YOU KNOW -- EXAGGERATED.
>> Bubbie: MY BABY JOINED WHAT?!
>> K'nuckles: ALL I TOLD HIM WAS HE NEEDED TO GET A LIFE.
>> Bubbie: SAYS THE OLD MAN WHO SITS IN A WHALE'S MOUTH READING
ADVENTURE COMICS ALL DAY!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
>> Bubbie: IT MEANS IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A LIFE MUCH LONGER, YOU
BETTER GET MY BABY OUT OF THE NAVY!
>> COME ON, KID.
PUT A LITTLE EFFORT INTO IT.
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ] >> AND SOMETIMES I LIKE TO
IMAGINE THAT I'M SHINING BOOTS INSTEAD OF SHOES.
>> SOMETIMES WHEN I'M SITTING, I IMAGINE I'M NOT.
>> Flapjack: THIS ISN'T AN ADVENTURE!
[ OFFICERS GASP ] >> ADMIRAL ON DECK.
>> SO, THE SHINING OF ANOTHER MAN'S SHOES ISN'T ADVENTUROUS
ENOUGH FOR YOU, HUH?
>> Flapjack: NO!
>> WELL, SAILOR, IF IT'S REAL NAVY ADVENTURE YOU WANT, THEN
REAL NAVY ADVENTURE YOU SHALL RECEIVE!
PREPARE FOR THE ADVENTURE DRILL!
>> Flapjack: HUH?
SO, WHAT'S THE ADVENTURE DRILL?
>> SQUARE FORMATION MARCH!
TRIANGLE FORMATION!
>> I LOVE THIS ONE.
>> Flapjack: I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
HMM?
[ PANTING ] HUH?
I GOT TO GET TO THE LIFEBOAT!
[ PANTING ] [ BOTH GROWL ]
>> Flapjack: N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
>> MARCH!
>> Flapjack: [ Voice breaking ] HELP ME, JESúS.
I WANT TO GO HOME.
>> I WANT TO GO HOME, TOO.
>> Flapjack: HMM...
>> [ Laughing ] WHOA!
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] COME IN.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, SAILOR?
[ GASPS ] >> Flapjack: [ Raspy voice ] I
HAVE THE SCURVY.
[ Normal voice ] CAN I GO HOME NOW?
>> I'M AFRAID NOT, LAD.
YOU SEE, YEARS AGO, THERE WERE THOUSANDS OF MEN READY TO JOIN
THE NAVY.
BUT NOWADAYS, PEOPLE CAN'T HANDLE THE, UH...
ACTION-PACKED LIFESTYLE THAT WE DELIVER.
BUT YOU AND I -- WE WERE BORN TO DO THIS.
NO. NO.
WE WILL NEVER LEAVE THE NAVY.
>> Flapjack: [ SIGHS ] >> ADMIRAL, I HAVE WONDERFUL
NEWS!
>> ANOTHER NEW RECRUIT?
IT'S A MIRACLE!
SET SAIL BACK TO STORMALONG!
>> Flapjack: STORMALONG?
[ Thinking ] THIS IS MY CHANCE TO ESCAPE!
>> WE ARE LOOKING FOR A YOUNG MAN WHO WANTS TO JOIN THE NAVY.
HIS NAME IS, UH...
"K'NUCKLES."
>> K'nuckles: I'M THAT YOUNG MAN.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> SIR, YOU HAVE THE BODY OF A
70-YEAR OLD MAN AND THE HANDWRITING OF A TODDLER!
[ LAUGHTER ] WELCOME ABOARD.
YOU JUST MADE THE BEST DECI--- >> K'nuckles: SURE. SURE.
FLAPJACK?
YOU HERE, FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: [ In distance ] I'M OVER HERE!
CAP'N, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' UP THERE?
>> K'nuckles: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' DOWN THERE?
I CAME TO RESCUE YA.
>> Flapjack: I ESCAPED.
[ HORN BLOWING, BELL CLANGING ] >> K'nuckles: WELL, GET UP HERE
AND RESCUE ME!
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ] >> K'nuckles: ATTABOY, FLAP!
>> THERE YOU ARE.
IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO MEET JESúS AND --
WHAT IS THAT?
[ GASPS ] WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
FIRE THE CANNON!
>> WHAT DOES A CANNON LOOK LIKE?
>> WELL, THAT LOOKS LIKE A POTATO.
[ BOOM! ] [ WHIIIIIIIIIISTLE! ]
[ SMASH! ] [ GURGLE! GURGLE! ]
>> THAT WAS THE GREATEST ADVENTURE I HAVE EVER BEEN IN!
>> WHOOOOOOOOOO-HOO-HOO!
>> K'nuckles: [ In distance ] HELP!
HELP!
HELP!
[ GURGLING ] >> Flapjack: [ In distance ]
CAP'N!
[ CHOIR SINGING ] >> K'nuckles: YOU SAVED MY LIFE,
BOY.
>> Flapjack: AND I DON'T HAVE A LIFE.
BUT IF THE NAVY'S WHERE YOU GO TO GET ONE, THEN THEY CAN KEEP
IT.
[ LAUGHS ] >> K'nuckles: WHEN DID YOU GET
THIS DEVILFISH, BOY?
>> Flapjack: WELL, CAP'N, LET ME TELL YOU A STORY.
[ LAUGHS ] >> THERE GOES THE BEST RECRUIT
THIS NAVY HAS EVER SEEN.
>> WHAT NAVY?
THAT WAS OUR LAST SHIP!
>> WELL, I CAN ALWAYS GO BACK TO WRITING COMIC BOOKS.
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING ] >> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK!
YOU MIND?!
>> Flapjack: I'M SORRY, CAP'N.
I WAS JUST PLAYING WITH MY NEW FRIEND.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT FRIEND?
>> Flapjack: MY TINY FRIEND.
>> [ SCREECHES ] >> K'nuckles: AAAAAAAH!
GET IT AWAY!
>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES, WHAT ARE YOU SCREAMING ABOUT?
>> K'nuckles: T-T-T-T-TERMITE!
>> Bubbie: TERMITE?!
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S A TERMITE?
>> K'nuckles: IT'S THE MOST HORRIBLE CREATURE KNOWN TO MAN!
>> Flapjack: BUT IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A HORRIBLE CREATURE
TO ME.
>> Bubbie: THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T MADE OF WOOD, BABY.
>> K'nuckles: AND IF YOU FOUND A TERMITE, THEN IT MUST HAVE COME
FROM...
>> Bubbie: PTOO!
>> Flapjack: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, BUBBIE?
>> Bubbie: WELL, ME AND YOU ARE GETTING OUT OF HERE, 'CAUSE THE
LAST TIME THERE WAS A TERMITE PROBLEM, I HAD TO RUB OINTMENT
ON MY BLOWHOLE FOR THREE MONTHS.
>> Flapjack: [ Voice breaking ] BUT I CAN'T LEAVE HIM, BUBBIE.
HE'S MY CAP'N.
>> Bubbie: OH, OKAY, BABY.
BUT HE BETTER HURRY UP AND GET RID OF THOSE TERMITES BEFORE
THE WHOLE PLACE GETS INFESTED.
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLES ] YEAH, YEAH.
Stupid whale.
UH, FLAPJACK, YOU BETTER WAIT OUT HERE.
UH, THIS AIN'T FOR SCAREDY-CATS.
>> [ HUMMING ] >> K'nuckles: HEY, UH, DOC?
>> YE-E-E-E-S?
>> K'nuckles: UH, I, UH, GOT A QUESTION, UH, FOR, UH, FOR YA.
YOU SEE, I-I GOT THIS FRIEND, AND I, UH, AND HE'S INFESTED
WITH TERMITES.
>> TERMITES?
HMM.
THE PROCEDURE IS QUITE SIMPLE, REALLY.
FIRST, YOU LOCATE THE INFESTED AREA.
AND THEN YOU...
REMOVE IT.
[ RIP! ] >> K'nuckles: ISN'T THERE ANY
OTHER WAY, DOC?
>> WELL, THERE ARE SOME FOREIGNERS WHO POSSESS A SPECIAL
OIL.
BUT WHO LIKES FOREIGNERS?
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ] WHERE DO I FIND THEM?
>> ON THAT SHIP LEAVING STORMALONG HARBOR.
BUT I MUST SAY, I PREFER RE-- [ DOOR SLAMS ]
OH.
>> K'nuckles: FOREIGNERS!
COME BACK!
I NEED YOUR FOREIGN OIL!
>> Flapjack: IS EVERYTHING TAKEN CARE OF, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: UH, YEAH.
EVERYTHING'S TAKEN CARE OF.
[ GROANS ] [ GRUNTING ]
[ SCRATCH! SCRATCH! SCRATCH! ] >> [ WHISTLES ]
[ BUZZZZZZZZZZ! ] >> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
>> AHEM.
>> K'nuckles: WHA? WHAT?
WAKE UP, FLAPJACK.
WE HAVE VISITORS.
>> HE'S GONE, CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES, ALONG WITH HALF OF
STORMALONG HARBOR.
>> K'nuckles: HUH?!
>> WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IT WAS CAUSED BY...
TERMITES?!
>> K'nuckles: OOH, UH, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANY
TERMITES.
[ BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ! ] [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
[ PANTING ] [ PEOPLE SHOUTING ANGRILY ]
I GOT TO FIND THOSE FOREIGNERS.
THOSE FOREIGNERS GOT TO BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
[ MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! ] HUH?!
EEEEEEP!
AAH! AAH! OOH!
HELP!
HELP!
[ GURGLING ] [ COUGHING ]
[ GASPING ] OH! FOREIGNERS!
FINALLY!
>> FOREIGNERS? DON'T THINK SO.
JUST SOME PEOPLE YOU ALREADY KNOW, STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE OCEAN.
>> I WISH WE KNEW HOW WE GOT HERE.
>> K'nuckles: YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW?
>> KNOW WHAT?
>> YES, WHAT?
>> WHAT DON'T WE KNOW?
>> WHAT IS HE GOING ON ABOUT?
>> K'nuckles: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT I WAS, UH...
>> Flapjack: CAP'N K'NUCKLES!
[ SLOOP! ] >> K'nuckles: ...LOOKIN' FOR
FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: OAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?
K'nuckles: YEAH, UH, LOOKS LIKE I FOUND HIM.
>> WELL, YOU MAY HAVE FOUND EACH OTHER, BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA FIND
STORMALONG?
>> NEVER FEAR, MR. LARRY.
EVERYTHING HAS ITS PRICE.
TAKE US...HOME!
[ CHOIR SINGS ] >> ALL RIGHT.
LOLLY, FIND SOME WOOD AND BUILD A MAST.
>> YES, SIR!
>> DOCK HAG, YOU PROBABLY HAVE ENOUGH TICKETS TO MAKE THE SAIL
WITH.
>> OKAY.
>> LADY NICKELBOTTOMS...
[ SEAGULLS CAWING ] FLAPJACK AND K'NUCKLES, YOU TWO
WILL BE OUR OARSMEN.
WITH YOUR WORK AND MY MANAGERIAL SKILLS, WE'RE GONNA GET BACK TO
STORMALONG!
>> All but K'nuckles: YAY!
>> [ Distorted ] TIME TO TERMINATE THOSE TERMITES,
K'NUCKLES.
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ] >> K'nuckles: I can't go back
there.
I got to find those foreigners.
>> OKAY.
LOOKING GOOD, FOLKS.
WE SHOULD BE HOME IN NO TIME!
>> K'nuckles: HEY, FLAP, GO DO SOMETHING ELSE.
>> Flapjack: OKAY!
[ WHIP! ] [ SLOOP! ]
>> HMM.
>> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES ] FOREIGNERS, HERE I COME.
[ CHUCKLES ] >> LOLLY!
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SAIL EAST.
WE'RE SAILING THAT WAY!
>> UH, I WAS THOROUGHLY CONVINCED THAT I HAD US POINTED
IN THE CORRECT DIRECTION, PEPPERMINT LARRY.
>> WELL, WE'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY, SO WILL YOU PLEASE FIX THE
SAILS?
>> UH...
>> AND THAT'S AN ORDER FROM YOUR CAPTAIN!
>> K'nuckles: I THINK WE'RE GOING THE RIGHT WAY.
AND SINCE I'M THE ONLY REAL CAPTAIN AROUND HERE, I SHOULD BE
THE ONE SAYING WHICH WAY WE SHOULD GO!
>> Flapjack: HE'S RIGHT, PEPPERMINT LARRY.
>> YOU'RE NOT A REAL CAPTAIN!
YOU'RE A BUM!
>> K'nuckles: OH, YEAH?!
>> YEAH!
>> K'nuckles: YOU EVER KILL A MAN?
[ ALL GASP ] >> NO.
HAVE YOU?
>> K'nuckles: UH...I, UH...
UH, I ASKED YOU FIRST.
>> I GUESS THAT DOES MAKE HIM A REAL CAPTAIN.
>> HE HAS A POINT.
>> MAYBE WE SHOULD LISTEN TO HIM.
>> K'nuckles: NOW ALL OF US GET BACK TO WORK.
I'LL GET US BACK TO STORMALONG.
Right after I find those foreigners.
[ TERMITES SCURRYING ] >> CAPTAIN, WE NEED TO TALK.
WE'VE BEEN TAKING ORDERS FROM YOU FOR DAYS, AND WE STILL
HAVEN'T REACHED STORMALONG.
>> YEAH!
AND I'M REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY THIRSTY, CAPTAIN.
>> AND I'M RICH!
>> I'M GETTING LONELY, CAPTAIN.
[ COOING ] >> ARE YOU SURE WE'RE GOING THE
RIGHT WAY, CAPTAIN?
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES DOESN'T DO ANYTHING UNLESS HE'S
100% SURE.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S RIGHT!
WE SHOULD BE BACK IN STORMALONG ANY MINUTE.
>> OH! THAT'S IT!
I AM TURNING THIS DOCK AROUND!
[ GRUNTING ] AAAAH!
[ ALL GASP ] [ PANTING ]
SOMEBODY -- SOMEBODY HELP ME!
>> LOLLY POOPDECK!
[ STRAINING ] [ CRACK! ]
>> HUH?
TERMITES?
THE DOCK IS INFESTED WITH TERMITES!
>> TERMITES?!
>> OH!
BLECH!
>> BUT HOW DID WE GET TERMITES OUT HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
OCEAN SURROUNDED BY SHARKS?
>> Flapjack: DON'T YOU BLAME CAP'N K'NUCKLES.
HE GOT HIS TERMITE PROBLEM TAKEN CARE OF DAYS AGO.
>> HIS TERMITE PROBLEM?!
>> [ GASPS ] >> [ GASPS ]
>> [ GASPS ] >> I SAY SINCE HE CAUSED THIS
PROBLEM, HE HAS TO FIX IT.
THAT MEANS SWIMMING BACK TO STORMALONG!
>> THROUGH SHARK-INFESTED WATERS.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] >> K'nuckles: [ GULPS ]
>> YAY!
>> YEAH! TOSS HIM!
>> YAY! TOSS HIM!
>> Flapjack: OH, NO! CAP'N!
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ] >> Flapjack: WAIT!
>> HUH?
>> WHA?
>> WHO?
>> Flapjack: I BROUGHT THE TERMITES.
I WAS PLAYING WITH ONE BACK IN STORMALONG.
[ ALL GASP ] >> IT WAS FLAPJACK!
[ THUD! ] >> Flapjack: I WILL SWIM BACK
TO STORMALONG THROUGH SHARK-INFESTED WATERS TO SAVE
YOU ALL.
>> K'nuckles: UH, FLAPJACK...
Why are you doing this?
>> Flapjack: [ Voice breaking ] BECAUSE YOU'RE MY CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: OH. OKAY.
[ SHARKS GROWLING ] >> Flapjack: AAH!
>> CONTINUE.
>> I DON'T KNOW HOW HE COULD HAVE DONE THIS TO US.
>> I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS A GOOD KID.
>> OH, I ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS A WORTHLESS BOY.
>> ME TOO.
>> FLAPJACK, HURRY UP AND JUMP IN THAT WATER!
WE NEED HELP!
>> YES! JUMP IN THE WATER!
[ Chanting ] JUMP IN THE WATER!
JUMP IN THE WATER!
[ ALL CHANTING "JUMP IN THE WATER!" ]
>> K'nuckles: UH...
[ CLEARS THROAT ] NO, BO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-Y!!
IT'S MY FAULT!
I AM INFESTED WITH TERMITES!
>> WHY, CAPTAIN, WHAT EVER DO YOU MEAN?
>> K'nuckles: LOOK!
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, DON'T!
>> K'nuckles: IT'S OKAY, FLAP.
[ TERMITES SCREECHING ] [ BOTH GASP ]
>> AAH!
>> [ VOMITS ] >> K'nuckles: DR. BARBER WANTED
TO CUT OFF MY BOTTOM BOX AND LEGS, SO I KEPT US FROM GOING
BACK TO STORMALONG.
NOW YOU KNOW MY SECRET.
ALL I ASK FOR IS A LITTLE RESPECT WHILE A SICK MAN --
>> All: THROW HIM OVERBOARD!
>> K'nuckles: AAAAAAH!
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN!!
>> K'nuckles: HUH?!
UH, HEY, FELLAS.
[ FOREIGNERS CLICKING TONGUES ] >> K'nuckles: OH, HEY!
YOU GUYS ARE FOREIGNERS!
YOU GOT ANY TERMITE OIL?
[ FOREIGNERS CLICKING TONGUES ] >> ♪ TERMITE OIL ♪
>> K'nuckles: GREAT!
PUT THAT STUFF HERE!
AHHHHHHH.
HUH?
>> ♪ TERMITE SAW OIL ♪ >> K'nuckles: UH...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[ SAWING ] >> Flapjack: IT SURE WAS NICE OF
THOSE FOREIGNERS TO HELP REBUILD STORMALONG.
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLING ] >> Flapjack: THANKS FOR SAVING
ME, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ] >> Flapjack: OH, WHAT'S THE
MATTER, CAP'N?
[ Baby voice ] I CAN ROLL YOU AROUND IN A WITTLE WAGON.
[ DRUMBEATS, NATIVES CHANTING ]