The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (2008–2010): Season 2, Episode 5 - Fancy Pants - full transcript
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME!
WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪ >> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE, THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪ >> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH ]
>> [ CLEARS THROAT ] [ HIGH-PITCHED SINGING ]
>> Flapjack: AAH!
>> ARGH!
>> Bubbie: SORRY!
>> K'nuckles: FASTER, WOMAN, FASTER!
>> Bubbie: I'M GOING FAST!
>> ARGH!
>> K'nuckles: TAKE THE BOY!
TAKE THE BOY!
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?
WHY LOSE ALL OUR LIVES?
QUICK, INTO THAT FOGBANK.
KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED, BOY.
[ POP! POP! ] >> Bubbie: I-I-I THINK WE LOST
HIM.
[ ALL GASP ] >> Flapjack: OH.
[ LAUGHS ] IT'S JUST A PASSING SHIP.
>> ARGH!
>> K'nuckles: GO! GO! GO!
[ WHOOSH! ] >> Bubbie: [ GASPING ]
IS HE STILL BACK THERE?
[ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! WHOOSH! ] [ STRAINING ]
IF WE GET OUT OF THIS ALIVE, YOU'RE DEAD MEAT, K'NUCKLES!
>> K'nuckles: I DIDN'T DO NOTHING.
I JUST BORROWED SOME OF HIS CANDY, AND NOW HE'S ACTING LIKE
A BABY.
>> Bubbie: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING 'BOUT -- YOU AND YOUR
SCHEMES.
>> K'nuckles: I DID IT FOR THE BOY.
>> Bubbie: YOU PROBABLY USED HIM FOR BAIT.
>> K'nuckles: SO?
>> Bubbie: "SO?" >> K'nuckles: YEAH, SO WHAT?
>> Bubbie: SO WHAT?!
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, LOOK OUT!
>> Bubbie: UGH!
>> Both: WHOA!
[ THUD! ] [ THUD! ]
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] >> Flapjack: CAP'N, WHAT
HAPPENED?
>> K'nuckles: WHY, I THINK WE LANDED ON THE MOON.
>> Flapjack: THE MOON?
BUT HOW?
>> K'nuckles: WELL, I THINK -- WHOA, WE'RE MOVING.
WE'RE MOVING.
>> Bubbie: WAIT.
FLAPJACK, BABY.
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, HELP!
WE'RE STUCK ON THE MOON!
>> Bubbie: IT'S OKAY, HONEY.
JUST STAY WITH K'NUCKLES.
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, DON'T GO!
>> Bubbie: I'LL MEET YOU TOMORROW WHEN THE MOON SETS,
BABY.
I LOVE YOU!
>> K'nuckles: I LOVE YOU, TOO, BUBBIE.
[ GUST! ] >> K'nuckles: WE JUST HAVE TO
WAIT HERE AND NOT MESS ANYTHING UP TILL THE MOON CIRCLES BACK
AROUND.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, FLAPJACK?
SOMEONE WILL SEE.
>> Flapjack: IS ANYONE ELSE HERE ON THE MOON?
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW, BOY.
>> Flapjack: HMM.
>> K'nuckles: HMM.
>> Flapjack: LOOK, CAP'N -- A CAVE.
THERE'S TWO ENTRANCES, CAP'N.
MAYBE WE SHOULD SPLIT UP.
>> K'nuckles: I AIN'T GOING IN THERE.
YOU GO ON AHEAD, FLAPJACK.
I'LL WAIT HERE.
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ] >> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
AN OPENING.
CAP'N, COME QUICK!
I FOUND SOMEBODY.
HE'S RUNNING AWAY.
>> K'nuckles: HMM?
DID YOU CATCH HIM?
>> Flapjack: OH, IT WAS YOU, CAP'N.
SO, NO ONE ELSE IS ON THE MOON.
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
NEWFOUND TERRITORY.
AND EVERY NEWFOUND TERRITORY NEEDS A KING, FLAPJACK, AND I'LL
BE THAT KING -- MO-O-O-O-O-ON KING.
>> Flapjack: AND I'LL BE THE QUEEN.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT DOES A KING NEED WITH A QUEEN?
NO, YOU'RE NOTHING.
>> Flapjack: NOTHING?
>> K'nuckles: FINE, YOU CAN BE THE SERVANT BOY.
>> Flapjack: [ Whispering ] I'LL MAKE YOU PROUD.
>> K'nuckles: WHEN IS THE THRONE GONNA BE FINISHED?
HURRY UP!
THE KING IS TIRED!
I CAN'T WAIT NO LONGER.
>> Flapjack: HOW'S IT SIT?
>> K'nuckles: IT'S A LITTLE HIGH ON THE SIDE.
TAKE CARE OF THAT.
>> Flapjack: RIGHT AWAY.
[ RUMBLING ] WHAT'D I DO?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
[ CRE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-AK! ] >> WHAT'S ALL THAT RACKET?
WHO'S THERE?
>> K'nuckles: I'M THE MOON KING, AND THIS IS MY SERVANT BOY.
WHO ARE YOU?
>> I'M THE MOON.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, THEN, I'M YOUR KING -- MO-O-O-O-O-ON KING.
>> [ GASPS ] I NEVER KNEW I HAD A KING.
>> K'nuckles: I NEVER KNEW THE MOON HAD A FACE.
>> UM, WHAT HAPPENED TO POSEIDON?
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW.
WHY?
>> HE'S IN CHARGE OF ME.
>> K'nuckles: FORGET ABOUT POSEIDON.
I KNOW HIM, AND HE HASN'T BEEN HONEST WITH YOU.
>> OH.
WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE KING?
>> K'nuckles: IT'S A LOT OF WORK, A LOT OF WORK!
THIS GUY AIN'T THE BRIGHTEST STAR IN THE SKY.
WATCH THIS.
HEY, MOONIE, UH, YOU GOT A -- YOU GOT A PRETTY GOOD VIEW FROM
UP HERE.
>> YEAH, I CAN SEE ALMOST EVERYTHING FROM THIS HIGH.
>> K'nuckles: SO, YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT SEEING WHERE THINGS ARE
AND WHERE THINGS AREN'T, THEN?
[ CREAK! ] >> WELL, SURE.
>> K'nuckles: SO, YOU WOULD KNOW WHERE, LET'S SAY, FOR
EXAMPLE, UH, CANDIED ISLAND'S AT?
>> CANDIED ISLAND?
OF COURSE.
>> K'nuckles: THEN AS MOON KING, I ORDER YOU TO TAKE US THERE.
>> TAKE YOU TO CANDIED ISLAND?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, JUST FLY US DOWN CLOSE TO THE ISLAND AND
DROP US OFF.
>> BUT I CAN'T JUST STRAY OFF COURSE LIKE THAT.
>> K'nuckles: OFF COURSE?!
I'M THE KING!
I SET THE COURSE.
OR DID YOU FORGET?
>> SORRY, YOUR HIGHNESS.
THIS IS ALL NEW TO ME.
I DON'T KNOW -- >> K'nuckles: JUST DO AS I SAY,
AND YOU'LL CATCH ON.
TO CANDIED ISLAND!
[ FANFARE PLAYS ] >> YES, SIR.
[ GUST! ] >> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]
WHAT DID I TELL YOU, FLAP?
>> Flapjack: CANDIED ISLAND?
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
>> K'nuckles: WHO SAYS LYING GETS YOU NOWHERE?
>> Flapjack: IT GETS YOU TO CANDIED ISLAND, THAT'S FOR SURE.
>> WHERE -- UH, WAS IT THIS?
OR WAS IT THAT WAY?
>> PAPA, WHAT MAKES THE MOON GROW?
>> IT'S NOT GROWING.
IT'S GETTING CLOSER!
>> All: WHOA!
>> AND THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER LISTEN TO STRANGERS, EVEN
IF THEY SAY THEY KNOW ME.
>> Both: SHIPS, PAPA.
>> HUH?
SOMETHING DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT.
YOU KIDS STAY IN BED.
YOU'LL BE SAFE.
I HAVE TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON, SO STAY IN BED.
I HAVE TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON, SO STAY IN BED.
>> [ GRUNTS ] >> MOON!
COME OVER HERE.
>> K'nuckles: UH-OH.
[ GUST! ] >> WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU?!
I TURN MY BACK FOR TWO SECONDS, AND YOU'RE ZIPPING OVER HERE,
ZOOMING OVER THERE.
YOU'RE ALL OFF COURSE.
>> BUT I WAS JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS.
>> ORDERS? WHAT ORDERS?
>> FROM THE KING -- THE MOON KING.
>> THE MOON KI-- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
THERE IS NO MOON KING.
I'M YOUR BOSS.
YOU LISTEN TO ME.
>> SORRY.
>> [ SIGHS ] LOOK, YOU GOT IT EASY, KID.
YOU GO UP AT NIGHT, DOWN DURING THE DAY.
UP, DOWN, UP, DOWN.
WHERE DO YOU GO FIRST?
>> UP?
>> AND THEN AFTER UP?
>> DOWN?
>> YOU GOT IT.
>> BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MOON KI-- >> WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!
NEVER TALK TO STRANGERS, EVEN IF THEY SAY THEY KNOW ME.
JUST STAY ON COURSE, NO MATTER WHAT.
[ GUST! ] >> K'nuckles: PHEW, THAT WAS
CLOSE.
>> Flapjack: YEAH, HE WAS MAD.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS -- THE FIRST TWO PEOPLE I EVER
MEET.
IS EVERYONE DOWN THERE LIKE YOU GUYS?
>> Flapjack: ADORABLE?
>> K'nuckles: SWARTHY?
>> LIARS!
>> Flapjack: OH.
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ] OH, YEAH.
>> I'LL NEVER TRUST ANOTHER PERSON AGAIN.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT, BOY?
>> Flapjack: CANDIED ISLAND.
>> K'nuckles: CANDIED ISLAND!
WHOO!
LOLLIPOP TREES.
>> Flapjack: LEMONADE SEAS.
>> Both: TAKE US LOWER, PLEASE.
>> I CAN'T, AND I WON'T.
YOU TWO ARE LIARS.
>> K'nuckles: I'M YOUR KING, AND I COMMAND THEE.
>> YOU'RE NOT MY KING.
>> K'nuckles: FOR YOUR LOYAL SERVICE, I WILL GIVE YOU A
LITTLE CANDY WHEN -- >> I DON'T LIKE CANDY.
>> Flapjack: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
WE'RE NOT CLOSE ENOUGH.
>> K'nuckles: IT'S ALMOST PAST US.
COME ON, MOON. GO BACK DOWN.
>> I CANNOT, FOR I AM GOING UP, AND THEN I AM GOING BACK DOWN.
>> Flapjack: WHY CAN'T YOU GO DOWN NOW?
WHEN DO YOU KNOW WHEN TO GO DOWN?
>> WHEN DO I KNOW WHEN TO COME DOWN?
AFTER I AM UP THERE, I WONDER HOW FAR TO GO.
I WONDER HOW FAST TO GO UP AND DOWN.
COULD I BE UP THERE TOO LONG?
>> K'nuckles: YOU STUMPED THE MOON, AND CANDIED ISLAND IS
MOVING FARTHER AND FURTHER AWAY.
THERE'S NOTHING ELSE WE CAN DO BUT JUMP.
>> Flapjack: WHAT?
>> K'nuckles: THERE'S COTTON-CANDY FIELDS EVERYWHERE
GUARANTEEING US A NICE, SAFE LANDING.
COME ON.
IT'LL BE EVERYTHING WE DREAMED ABOUT -- YOU AND ME AND TONS OF
CANDY!
>> Flapjack: WAIT.
WHAT ABOUT BUBBIE?
>> K'nuckles: THE WHALE HOUSE?
THIS IS CANDIED ISLAND, BOY.
WE'LL LIVE IN A HOUSE OF CANDY.
>> Flapjack: BUT SHE'S WAITING FOR US.
SHE'S GONNA PICK US UP IN THE MORNING.
>> K'nuckles: ALL THE CANDY WE COULD EVER EAT...AND MORE!
[ TWINKLE! ] [ TWINKLE! ]
[ TWINKLE! ] [ TWINKLE! ]
>> Flapjack: I'VE COME TO A DECISION, CAP'N.
[ Whispering ] I CHOOSE -- >> K'nuckles: I DECIDED FOR YOU.
>> Flapjack: WH-O-O-O-O-OA!
>> K'nuckles: THERE IT IS, BOY.
>> Flapjack: [ Laughing ] WOW.
>> K'nuckles: IT'S MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN I EVER IMAGINED.
WHAT'S THIS FUNNY FEELING, BOY?
>> Flapjack: HAPPINESS.
>> K'nuckles: TRUE HAPPINESS.
[ CREAK! ] [ CREAK! CREAK! ]
>> Flapjack: ANY SECOND NOW...
[ Whispering ] CANDY IMPACT.
>> K'nuckles: NO.
COME ON.
SOMETHING'S WRONG, FLAP.
>> Flapjack: WHA?
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTING ] >> Flapjack: I CAN ALMOST REACH.
[ HAWKS, SPITS ] [ CRUNCH! ]
MM, IT'S THE BEST THING I'VE EVER TASTED, CAPTAIN!
>> K'nuckles: NO FAIR!
NO FAIR!
>> Both: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
[ BOTH SCREAMING ] >> [ LAUGHS ]
FORGOT ABOUT MY GRAVITATIONAL PULL, HUH?
WHO'S THE KING OF WHO NOW?
[ LAUGHS ] >> Flapjack: I CAN'T BELIEVE I
TASTED CANDIED ISLAND.
I TASTED IT, CAP'N!
AND WE CAN STILL GO HOME TO BUBBIE IN THE MORNING.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, GREAT.
>> Bubbie: [ SIGHS ] >> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: NOW, WHEN I START RUNNING, YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES AND
COUNT TO 100, AND THEN YOU HAVE TO FIND ME.
>> K'nuckles: OKAY.
>> Flapjack: NO MATTER WHERE I AM.
>> K'nuckles: FINE.
>> Flapjack: NO MATTER HOW SECRET.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, I'M AN EXPERIENCED ADVENTURER.
I'LL FIND YOU.
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ] >> K'nuckles: LET'S SEE, NOW.
1...2...3.
>> Flapjack: [ Thinking ] I'M READY, CAP'N.
[ Whispering ] FIND ME.
>> K'nuckles: UH, 3.
UH, 3.
UH...1?
>> Flapjack: WELL, HE IS A GREAT ADVENTURER.
HE MUST HAVE GOT BUSY AND FORGOT ABOUT LITTLE JACKERS.
AT LEAST I'VE GOT YOU GUYS.
AND YOU GUYS?
[ GRUNTING ] [ GASPS ]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] [ GASPS ]
[ THUD! WHOOSH! ] >> HAVE A LOOK AT THIS.
I CAUGHT HIM PEEPING THROUGH THE SIDE WINDOW.
>> PEEPING?
THEN HE PEEPED OUR PLAN FOR STORMALONG.
>> Flapjack: YOU DIRTY PIRATES WILL NEVER TAKE STORMALONG!
CAP'N K'NUCKLES WILL STOP YOU!
UNLESS HE FORGETS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> LAUGHTER.
WE'RE NOT PIRATES.
WE'RE...
[ CLEARS THROAT ] ...CENSUS TAKERS.
>> Flapjack: HUH?
>> [ GRUNTS ] [ SWORD UNSHEATHES ]
[ CLANK! ] [ CLANK! ]
>> WE'RE DRESSED AS PIRATES TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL MORE
COMFORTABLE SO THEY'LL ANSWER OUR QUESTIONS MORE TRUTHFULLY --
QUESTIONS LIKE, "HOW MANY PEOPLE LIVE IN STORMALONG?"
"WHAT DO THEY WEIGH?" "WHAT IS THE AVERAGE INCOME
PER CAPITA?" >> Flapjack: WHO CARES ABOUT
THAT STUFF?
[ ALL GASP ] >> IT IS OUR JOB TO CARE.
MY 100 MEN AND I TRAVEL THE WORLD TAKING THE CENSUS TO MAKE
SURE THAT EVERYONE IS ACCOUNTED FOR AND NO ONE IS FORGOTTEN, NOT
EVEN THE LITTLEST CHILD.
[ DING! ] >> Flapjack: ♪ I WANT TO JOIN
THE CENSUS ♪ >> NO!
OR...YES.
TAKE THESE QUESTIONNAIRES AND THIS PENCIL.
IF YOU CAN ACCOUNT FOR EVERYONE IN STORMALONG, I'LL MAKE YOU A
JUNIOR CENSUS CADET.
>> Bubbie: I AM SO PROUD OF MY LITTLE WORKING MAN.
>> Flapjack: WHERE'S K'NUCKLES?
>> Bubbie: HE'S INSIDE, SUGAR, BUT HE'S ACTING KIND OF...
[ POP! ] >> K'nuckles: 3.
3.
3!
FLAPJACK, I FORGOT ALL ABOUT YOU.
>> Flapjack: IT'S OKAY, CAP'N.
THAT'S WHY THERE'S A CENSUS.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S A CENSUS?
>> Flapjack: IT MAKES EVERYONE ACCOUNTED FOR.
>> K'nuckles: I CAN COUNT TO FOUR, FLAPJACK.
I CAN COUNT TO FOUR!
[ SOBBING ] [ CLATTER! ]
>> Flapjack: OH, I JUST WANTED TO TAKE HIS CENSUS.
>> Bubbie: NEVER MIND HIM, CHILD.
TAKE MY CENSUS.
>> Flapjack: OKAY.
[ CLEARS THROAT ] GOOD DAY, MADAM.
>> Bubbie: OH, MY.
>> Flapjack: FIRST NAME -- BUBBIE, LAST NAME -- BUBBIE?
>> Bubbie: YES.
>> Flapjack: MM-HMM, MM-HMM.
AND YOU'RE A WHALE?
>> Bubbie: YES.
>> Flapjack: HMM.
>> Bubbie: YOU'RE DOING GREAT, BABY.
>> Flapjack: SO, YOU'RE THE LARGEST THING IN STORMALONG?
[ CREAK! ] >> Bubbie: BUBBIE'S TIRED, BABY.
>> Flapjack: WELL, I SHOULD GET CRACKING.
THIS TOWN'S GOT TO COME TO ITS "CENSUS."
BARBER-COMMA-DOCTOR?
>> SPEAKING.
>> Flapjack: DO YOU SHARE YOUR HOUSE WITH ANYONE?
>> NO.
>> I BEG YOUR PARDON, HMM?
>> DON'T BE SILLY, MOTHER.
A SOCK DRAWER ISN'T A HOUSE.
>> Flapjack: DO YOU HAVE ANY WEAPONS?
>> JUST MY CARAMEL CANNON.
[ SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH! ] WHOO-HOO-HOO!
[ BOOM! ] [ WHIR! ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ ALL MUNCHING ]
>> THOSE SAILORS LOVE THEIR CARAMEL.
[ LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC PLAYING ] [ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> HEY, THIS CENSUS IS PRETTY GREAT.
>> WE ARE NO LONGER A TOWN OF STRANGERS.
>> IT REMINDED ME I HAD A SON.
>> WE'RE FINALLY ACCOUNTED FOR.
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ] >> EVERYONE EXCEPT THAT GUY.
TAKE THE CENSUS.
GET ACCOUNTED FOR.
[ ALL CHEER ] >> YEAH.
THAT'S WHAT IT'S FOR.
>> WHY DIDN'T YOU DO IT BEFORE?
>> MAYBE HE FORGOT.
>> DON'T MAKE US USE FORCE.
>> Flapjack: COME ON, CAP'N, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTING ] AAAAAAAAH!
GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!
>> Flapjack: BUT YOU'RE MY FRIEND, AND FRIENDS WANT THEIR
FRIENDS TO BE ACCOUNTED FOR.
>> K'nuckles: REAL FRIENDS DON'T ASK EACH OTHER TO COUNT TO FOUR.
>> Flapjack: WELL, IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE ACCOUNTED FOR,
THEN MAYBE YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND.
>> K'nuckles: MAYBE I'M NOT.
>> Flapjack: MAYBE I SHOULD LIVE WITH THE CENSUS TAKERS AND BE
HAPPY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE TAKING CENSUSES.
>> K'nuckles: AND COUNTING TO FOUR.
>> Flapjack: MAYBE I WILL.
>> K'nuckles: FINE! GO!
>> Flapjack: [ CRYING ] [ WAILING ]
>> K'nuckles: HMM?
>> GOOD.
WELL DONE, FLAPJACK.
THIS IS GREAT STUFF.
IS THIS EVERYONE IN STORMALONG?
>> Flapjack: YEAH.
>> YOU'RE QUITE CERTAIN YOU HAVEN'T LEFT ANYONE OFF THIS
LIST?
>> K'nuckles: PBHT! PBHT! PBHT!
PBHT! PBHT! PBHT! PBHT! PBHT!
[ POOF! ] >> Flapjack: YES, I'M QUITE
CERTAIN.
THAT'S EVERYONE -- ALL 99 PEOPLE IN STORMALONG.
>> GOOD.
'CAUSE THERE'S 100 OF US AND ONLY 99 OF YOU.
LET'S TAKE OVER STORMALONG.
[ CHEERS ] >> Flapjack: YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT
CENSUS TAKERS?!
>> NOPE.
PIRATES.
>> Flapjack: CENSUS PIRATES?
>> SENSELESS PIRATES.
>> AAH!
>> THE WORST KIND.
[ WHOOSH! ] [ CHEERING ]
ROUND UP THE PEOPLE AND BRING THEM TO ME.
>> AAH!
AAH!
>> LOOKING FOR THIS?
[ STAMMERING ] [ SPLASH! ]
>> [ SCREAMS ] [ CLANK! ]
>> COME WITH ME OR THE OLD LADY GETS BEAT.
>> I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT WOMAN IN MY LIFE.
>> HOLD THEM DOWN.
[ THUD! ] DON'T TRY TO STRUGGLE.
WE'VE GOT YOU OUTNUMBERED BY ONE.
>> LOOKS LIKE YOU FORGOT ALL ABOUT DASHING DANNY.
>> HALF-PINT, TAKE CARE OF HIM.
>> HALF-PINT.
[ BOTH GRUNTING ] [ GULPING ]
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T NEED FLAPJACK.
I'M THE FUN ONE ANYWAY.
WHEE!
[ SQUEAK! ] [ SPLASH! ]
I MISS YOU, BOY.
[ DING! ] OKAY, FLAP, I'LL DO IT.
I'LL LEARN TO COUNT TO FOUR.
[ BOTH GRUNTING ] >> AAAAAH!
>> GOT HIM.
>> WE'VE TAKEN OVER STORMALONG.
[ ALL CHEER ] [ FOOTSTEPS ]
>> WHO'S THIS, THEN?
>> HE'S NOT BEEN ACCOUNTED FOR.
[ ALL GRUNTING ] >> WAIT.
NO, THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT.
>> K'nuckles: I DID IT, FLAPJACK.
I FILLED IT OUT.
>> LET ME SEE THAT.
PBHT!
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ OR WRITE.
OR DRAW.
HA.
YOU PROBABLY CAN'T EVEN COUNT TO FOUR.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> K'nuckles: I CAN'T COUNT TO
FOUR, BUT I CAN COUNT TO THREE.
1...2...3!
>> AAH!
[ SPLASH! ] >> K'nuckles: 1...
2...
3!
1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
[ ALL GROANING ] >> I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS.
>> K'nuckles: AHHH, HA HA.
>> SO, THAT WAS THE TIME STORMALONG WAS ALMOST TAKEN OVER
BY 100 PIRATES.
>> Flapjack: DON'T YOU MEAN THREE?
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> JUST MY FUDGE CANNON.
JUST MY CHOCOLATE CANNON.
JUST MY CARAMEL CANNON.
JUST MY PECAN-LOG CANNON.
THOSE SAILORS LOVE THEIR FUDGE.
THOSE SAILORS LOVE THEIR CHOCOLATE.
THOSE SAILORS LOVE THEIR CARAMEL.
THOSE SAILORS LOVE THEIR PECAN LOGS.
WHOO-HOO-HOO!
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME!
WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪ >> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE, THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪ >> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH ]
>> [ CLEARS THROAT ] [ HIGH-PITCHED SINGING ]
>> Flapjack: AAH!
>> ARGH!
>> Bubbie: SORRY!
>> K'nuckles: FASTER, WOMAN, FASTER!
>> Bubbie: I'M GOING FAST!
>> ARGH!
>> K'nuckles: TAKE THE BOY!
TAKE THE BOY!
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?
WHY LOSE ALL OUR LIVES?
QUICK, INTO THAT FOGBANK.
KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED, BOY.
[ POP! POP! ] >> Bubbie: I-I-I THINK WE LOST
HIM.
[ ALL GASP ] >> Flapjack: OH.
[ LAUGHS ] IT'S JUST A PASSING SHIP.
>> ARGH!
>> K'nuckles: GO! GO! GO!
[ WHOOSH! ] >> Bubbie: [ GASPING ]
IS HE STILL BACK THERE?
[ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! WHOOSH! ] [ STRAINING ]
IF WE GET OUT OF THIS ALIVE, YOU'RE DEAD MEAT, K'NUCKLES!
>> K'nuckles: I DIDN'T DO NOTHING.
I JUST BORROWED SOME OF HIS CANDY, AND NOW HE'S ACTING LIKE
A BABY.
>> Bubbie: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING 'BOUT -- YOU AND YOUR
SCHEMES.
>> K'nuckles: I DID IT FOR THE BOY.
>> Bubbie: YOU PROBABLY USED HIM FOR BAIT.
>> K'nuckles: SO?
>> Bubbie: "SO?" >> K'nuckles: YEAH, SO WHAT?
>> Bubbie: SO WHAT?!
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, LOOK OUT!
>> Bubbie: UGH!
>> Both: WHOA!
[ THUD! ] [ THUD! ]
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] >> Flapjack: CAP'N, WHAT
HAPPENED?
>> K'nuckles: WHY, I THINK WE LANDED ON THE MOON.
>> Flapjack: THE MOON?
BUT HOW?
>> K'nuckles: WELL, I THINK -- WHOA, WE'RE MOVING.
WE'RE MOVING.
>> Bubbie: WAIT.
FLAPJACK, BABY.
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, HELP!
WE'RE STUCK ON THE MOON!
>> Bubbie: IT'S OKAY, HONEY.
JUST STAY WITH K'NUCKLES.
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, DON'T GO!
>> Bubbie: I'LL MEET YOU TOMORROW WHEN THE MOON SETS,
BABY.
I LOVE YOU!
>> K'nuckles: I LOVE YOU, TOO, BUBBIE.
[ GUST! ] >> K'nuckles: WE JUST HAVE TO
WAIT HERE AND NOT MESS ANYTHING UP TILL THE MOON CIRCLES BACK
AROUND.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, FLAPJACK?
SOMEONE WILL SEE.
>> Flapjack: IS ANYONE ELSE HERE ON THE MOON?
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW, BOY.
>> Flapjack: HMM.
>> K'nuckles: HMM.
>> Flapjack: LOOK, CAP'N -- A CAVE.
THERE'S TWO ENTRANCES, CAP'N.
MAYBE WE SHOULD SPLIT UP.
>> K'nuckles: I AIN'T GOING IN THERE.
YOU GO ON AHEAD, FLAPJACK.
I'LL WAIT HERE.
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ] >> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
AN OPENING.
CAP'N, COME QUICK!
I FOUND SOMEBODY.
HE'S RUNNING AWAY.
>> K'nuckles: HMM?
DID YOU CATCH HIM?
>> Flapjack: OH, IT WAS YOU, CAP'N.
SO, NO ONE ELSE IS ON THE MOON.
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
NEWFOUND TERRITORY.
AND EVERY NEWFOUND TERRITORY NEEDS A KING, FLAPJACK, AND I'LL
BE THAT KING -- MO-O-O-O-O-ON KING.
>> Flapjack: AND I'LL BE THE QUEEN.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT DOES A KING NEED WITH A QUEEN?
NO, YOU'RE NOTHING.
>> Flapjack: NOTHING?
>> K'nuckles: FINE, YOU CAN BE THE SERVANT BOY.
>> Flapjack: [ Whispering ] I'LL MAKE YOU PROUD.
>> K'nuckles: WHEN IS THE THRONE GONNA BE FINISHED?
HURRY UP!
THE KING IS TIRED!
I CAN'T WAIT NO LONGER.
>> Flapjack: HOW'S IT SIT?
>> K'nuckles: IT'S A LITTLE HIGH ON THE SIDE.
TAKE CARE OF THAT.
>> Flapjack: RIGHT AWAY.
[ RUMBLING ] WHAT'D I DO?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
[ CRE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-AK! ] >> WHAT'S ALL THAT RACKET?
WHO'S THERE?
>> K'nuckles: I'M THE MOON KING, AND THIS IS MY SERVANT BOY.
WHO ARE YOU?
>> I'M THE MOON.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, THEN, I'M YOUR KING -- MO-O-O-O-O-ON KING.
>> [ GASPS ] I NEVER KNEW I HAD A KING.
>> K'nuckles: I NEVER KNEW THE MOON HAD A FACE.
>> UM, WHAT HAPPENED TO POSEIDON?
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW.
WHY?
>> HE'S IN CHARGE OF ME.
>> K'nuckles: FORGET ABOUT POSEIDON.
I KNOW HIM, AND HE HASN'T BEEN HONEST WITH YOU.
>> OH.
WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE KING?
>> K'nuckles: IT'S A LOT OF WORK, A LOT OF WORK!
THIS GUY AIN'T THE BRIGHTEST STAR IN THE SKY.
WATCH THIS.
HEY, MOONIE, UH, YOU GOT A -- YOU GOT A PRETTY GOOD VIEW FROM
UP HERE.
>> YEAH, I CAN SEE ALMOST EVERYTHING FROM THIS HIGH.
>> K'nuckles: SO, YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT SEEING WHERE THINGS ARE
AND WHERE THINGS AREN'T, THEN?
[ CREAK! ] >> WELL, SURE.
>> K'nuckles: SO, YOU WOULD KNOW WHERE, LET'S SAY, FOR
EXAMPLE, UH, CANDIED ISLAND'S AT?
>> CANDIED ISLAND?
OF COURSE.
>> K'nuckles: THEN AS MOON KING, I ORDER YOU TO TAKE US THERE.
>> TAKE YOU TO CANDIED ISLAND?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, JUST FLY US DOWN CLOSE TO THE ISLAND AND
DROP US OFF.
>> BUT I CAN'T JUST STRAY OFF COURSE LIKE THAT.
>> K'nuckles: OFF COURSE?!
I'M THE KING!
I SET THE COURSE.
OR DID YOU FORGET?
>> SORRY, YOUR HIGHNESS.
THIS IS ALL NEW TO ME.
I DON'T KNOW -- >> K'nuckles: JUST DO AS I SAY,
AND YOU'LL CATCH ON.
TO CANDIED ISLAND!
[ FANFARE PLAYS ] >> YES, SIR.
[ GUST! ] >> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]
WHAT DID I TELL YOU, FLAP?
>> Flapjack: CANDIED ISLAND?
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
>> K'nuckles: WHO SAYS LYING GETS YOU NOWHERE?
>> Flapjack: IT GETS YOU TO CANDIED ISLAND, THAT'S FOR SURE.
>> WHERE -- UH, WAS IT THIS?
OR WAS IT THAT WAY?
>> PAPA, WHAT MAKES THE MOON GROW?
>> IT'S NOT GROWING.
IT'S GETTING CLOSER!
>> All: WHOA!
>> AND THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER LISTEN TO STRANGERS, EVEN
IF THEY SAY THEY KNOW ME.
>> Both: SHIPS, PAPA.
>> HUH?
SOMETHING DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT.
YOU KIDS STAY IN BED.
YOU'LL BE SAFE.
I HAVE TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON, SO STAY IN BED.
I HAVE TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON, SO STAY IN BED.
>> [ GRUNTS ] >> MOON!
COME OVER HERE.
>> K'nuckles: UH-OH.
[ GUST! ] >> WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU?!
I TURN MY BACK FOR TWO SECONDS, AND YOU'RE ZIPPING OVER HERE,
ZOOMING OVER THERE.
YOU'RE ALL OFF COURSE.
>> BUT I WAS JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS.
>> ORDERS? WHAT ORDERS?
>> FROM THE KING -- THE MOON KING.
>> THE MOON KI-- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
THERE IS NO MOON KING.
I'M YOUR BOSS.
YOU LISTEN TO ME.
>> SORRY.
>> [ SIGHS ] LOOK, YOU GOT IT EASY, KID.
YOU GO UP AT NIGHT, DOWN DURING THE DAY.
UP, DOWN, UP, DOWN.
WHERE DO YOU GO FIRST?
>> UP?
>> AND THEN AFTER UP?
>> DOWN?
>> YOU GOT IT.
>> BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MOON KI-- >> WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!
NEVER TALK TO STRANGERS, EVEN IF THEY SAY THEY KNOW ME.
JUST STAY ON COURSE, NO MATTER WHAT.
[ GUST! ] >> K'nuckles: PHEW, THAT WAS
CLOSE.
>> Flapjack: YEAH, HE WAS MAD.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS -- THE FIRST TWO PEOPLE I EVER
MEET.
IS EVERYONE DOWN THERE LIKE YOU GUYS?
>> Flapjack: ADORABLE?
>> K'nuckles: SWARTHY?
>> LIARS!
>> Flapjack: OH.
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ] OH, YEAH.
>> I'LL NEVER TRUST ANOTHER PERSON AGAIN.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT, BOY?
>> Flapjack: CANDIED ISLAND.
>> K'nuckles: CANDIED ISLAND!
WHOO!
LOLLIPOP TREES.
>> Flapjack: LEMONADE SEAS.
>> Both: TAKE US LOWER, PLEASE.
>> I CAN'T, AND I WON'T.
YOU TWO ARE LIARS.
>> K'nuckles: I'M YOUR KING, AND I COMMAND THEE.
>> YOU'RE NOT MY KING.
>> K'nuckles: FOR YOUR LOYAL SERVICE, I WILL GIVE YOU A
LITTLE CANDY WHEN -- >> I DON'T LIKE CANDY.
>> Flapjack: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
WE'RE NOT CLOSE ENOUGH.
>> K'nuckles: IT'S ALMOST PAST US.
COME ON, MOON. GO BACK DOWN.
>> I CANNOT, FOR I AM GOING UP, AND THEN I AM GOING BACK DOWN.
>> Flapjack: WHY CAN'T YOU GO DOWN NOW?
WHEN DO YOU KNOW WHEN TO GO DOWN?
>> WHEN DO I KNOW WHEN TO COME DOWN?
AFTER I AM UP THERE, I WONDER HOW FAR TO GO.
I WONDER HOW FAST TO GO UP AND DOWN.
COULD I BE UP THERE TOO LONG?
>> K'nuckles: YOU STUMPED THE MOON, AND CANDIED ISLAND IS
MOVING FARTHER AND FURTHER AWAY.
THERE'S NOTHING ELSE WE CAN DO BUT JUMP.
>> Flapjack: WHAT?
>> K'nuckles: THERE'S COTTON-CANDY FIELDS EVERYWHERE
GUARANTEEING US A NICE, SAFE LANDING.
COME ON.
IT'LL BE EVERYTHING WE DREAMED ABOUT -- YOU AND ME AND TONS OF
CANDY!
>> Flapjack: WAIT.
WHAT ABOUT BUBBIE?
>> K'nuckles: THE WHALE HOUSE?
THIS IS CANDIED ISLAND, BOY.
WE'LL LIVE IN A HOUSE OF CANDY.
>> Flapjack: BUT SHE'S WAITING FOR US.
SHE'S GONNA PICK US UP IN THE MORNING.
>> K'nuckles: ALL THE CANDY WE COULD EVER EAT...AND MORE!
[ TWINKLE! ] [ TWINKLE! ]
[ TWINKLE! ] [ TWINKLE! ]
>> Flapjack: I'VE COME TO A DECISION, CAP'N.
[ Whispering ] I CHOOSE -- >> K'nuckles: I DECIDED FOR YOU.
>> Flapjack: WH-O-O-O-O-OA!
>> K'nuckles: THERE IT IS, BOY.
>> Flapjack: [ Laughing ] WOW.
>> K'nuckles: IT'S MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN I EVER IMAGINED.
WHAT'S THIS FUNNY FEELING, BOY?
>> Flapjack: HAPPINESS.
>> K'nuckles: TRUE HAPPINESS.
[ CREAK! ] [ CREAK! CREAK! ]
>> Flapjack: ANY SECOND NOW...
[ Whispering ] CANDY IMPACT.
>> K'nuckles: NO.
COME ON.
SOMETHING'S WRONG, FLAP.
>> Flapjack: WHA?
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTING ] >> Flapjack: I CAN ALMOST REACH.
[ HAWKS, SPITS ] [ CRUNCH! ]
MM, IT'S THE BEST THING I'VE EVER TASTED, CAPTAIN!
>> K'nuckles: NO FAIR!
NO FAIR!
>> Both: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
[ BOTH SCREAMING ] >> [ LAUGHS ]
FORGOT ABOUT MY GRAVITATIONAL PULL, HUH?
WHO'S THE KING OF WHO NOW?
[ LAUGHS ] >> Flapjack: I CAN'T BELIEVE I
TASTED CANDIED ISLAND.
I TASTED IT, CAP'N!
AND WE CAN STILL GO HOME TO BUBBIE IN THE MORNING.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, GREAT.
>> Bubbie: [ SIGHS ] >> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: NOW, WHEN I START RUNNING, YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES AND
COUNT TO 100, AND THEN YOU HAVE TO FIND ME.
>> K'nuckles: OKAY.
>> Flapjack: NO MATTER WHERE I AM.
>> K'nuckles: FINE.
>> Flapjack: NO MATTER HOW SECRET.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, I'M AN EXPERIENCED ADVENTURER.
I'LL FIND YOU.
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ] >> K'nuckles: LET'S SEE, NOW.
1...2...3.
>> Flapjack: [ Thinking ] I'M READY, CAP'N.
[ Whispering ] FIND ME.
>> K'nuckles: UH, 3.
UH, 3.
UH...1?
>> Flapjack: WELL, HE IS A GREAT ADVENTURER.
HE MUST HAVE GOT BUSY AND FORGOT ABOUT LITTLE JACKERS.
AT LEAST I'VE GOT YOU GUYS.
AND YOU GUYS?
[ GRUNTING ] [ GASPS ]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] [ GASPS ]
[ THUD! WHOOSH! ] >> HAVE A LOOK AT THIS.
I CAUGHT HIM PEEPING THROUGH THE SIDE WINDOW.
>> PEEPING?
THEN HE PEEPED OUR PLAN FOR STORMALONG.
>> Flapjack: YOU DIRTY PIRATES WILL NEVER TAKE STORMALONG!
CAP'N K'NUCKLES WILL STOP YOU!
UNLESS HE FORGETS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> LAUGHTER.
WE'RE NOT PIRATES.
WE'RE...
[ CLEARS THROAT ] ...CENSUS TAKERS.
>> Flapjack: HUH?
>> [ GRUNTS ] [ SWORD UNSHEATHES ]
[ CLANK! ] [ CLANK! ]
>> WE'RE DRESSED AS PIRATES TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL MORE
COMFORTABLE SO THEY'LL ANSWER OUR QUESTIONS MORE TRUTHFULLY --
QUESTIONS LIKE, "HOW MANY PEOPLE LIVE IN STORMALONG?"
"WHAT DO THEY WEIGH?" "WHAT IS THE AVERAGE INCOME
PER CAPITA?" >> Flapjack: WHO CARES ABOUT
THAT STUFF?
[ ALL GASP ] >> IT IS OUR JOB TO CARE.
MY 100 MEN AND I TRAVEL THE WORLD TAKING THE CENSUS TO MAKE
SURE THAT EVERYONE IS ACCOUNTED FOR AND NO ONE IS FORGOTTEN, NOT
EVEN THE LITTLEST CHILD.
[ DING! ] >> Flapjack: ♪ I WANT TO JOIN
THE CENSUS ♪ >> NO!
OR...YES.
TAKE THESE QUESTIONNAIRES AND THIS PENCIL.
IF YOU CAN ACCOUNT FOR EVERYONE IN STORMALONG, I'LL MAKE YOU A
JUNIOR CENSUS CADET.
>> Bubbie: I AM SO PROUD OF MY LITTLE WORKING MAN.
>> Flapjack: WHERE'S K'NUCKLES?
>> Bubbie: HE'S INSIDE, SUGAR, BUT HE'S ACTING KIND OF...
[ POP! ] >> K'nuckles: 3.
3.
3!
FLAPJACK, I FORGOT ALL ABOUT YOU.
>> Flapjack: IT'S OKAY, CAP'N.
THAT'S WHY THERE'S A CENSUS.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S A CENSUS?
>> Flapjack: IT MAKES EVERYONE ACCOUNTED FOR.
>> K'nuckles: I CAN COUNT TO FOUR, FLAPJACK.
I CAN COUNT TO FOUR!
[ SOBBING ] [ CLATTER! ]
>> Flapjack: OH, I JUST WANTED TO TAKE HIS CENSUS.
>> Bubbie: NEVER MIND HIM, CHILD.
TAKE MY CENSUS.
>> Flapjack: OKAY.
[ CLEARS THROAT ] GOOD DAY, MADAM.
>> Bubbie: OH, MY.
>> Flapjack: FIRST NAME -- BUBBIE, LAST NAME -- BUBBIE?
>> Bubbie: YES.
>> Flapjack: MM-HMM, MM-HMM.
AND YOU'RE A WHALE?
>> Bubbie: YES.
>> Flapjack: HMM.
>> Bubbie: YOU'RE DOING GREAT, BABY.
>> Flapjack: SO, YOU'RE THE LARGEST THING IN STORMALONG?
[ CREAK! ] >> Bubbie: BUBBIE'S TIRED, BABY.
>> Flapjack: WELL, I SHOULD GET CRACKING.
THIS TOWN'S GOT TO COME TO ITS "CENSUS."
BARBER-COMMA-DOCTOR?
>> SPEAKING.
>> Flapjack: DO YOU SHARE YOUR HOUSE WITH ANYONE?
>> NO.
>> I BEG YOUR PARDON, HMM?
>> DON'T BE SILLY, MOTHER.
A SOCK DRAWER ISN'T A HOUSE.
>> Flapjack: DO YOU HAVE ANY WEAPONS?
>> JUST MY CARAMEL CANNON.
[ SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH! ] WHOO-HOO-HOO!
[ BOOM! ] [ WHIR! ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ ALL MUNCHING ]
>> THOSE SAILORS LOVE THEIR CARAMEL.
[ LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC PLAYING ] [ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> HEY, THIS CENSUS IS PRETTY GREAT.
>> WE ARE NO LONGER A TOWN OF STRANGERS.
>> IT REMINDED ME I HAD A SON.
>> WE'RE FINALLY ACCOUNTED FOR.
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ] >> EVERYONE EXCEPT THAT GUY.
TAKE THE CENSUS.
GET ACCOUNTED FOR.
[ ALL CHEER ] >> YEAH.
THAT'S WHAT IT'S FOR.
>> WHY DIDN'T YOU DO IT BEFORE?
>> MAYBE HE FORGOT.
>> DON'T MAKE US USE FORCE.
>> Flapjack: COME ON, CAP'N, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTING ] AAAAAAAAH!
GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!
>> Flapjack: BUT YOU'RE MY FRIEND, AND FRIENDS WANT THEIR
FRIENDS TO BE ACCOUNTED FOR.
>> K'nuckles: REAL FRIENDS DON'T ASK EACH OTHER TO COUNT TO FOUR.
>> Flapjack: WELL, IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE ACCOUNTED FOR,
THEN MAYBE YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND.
>> K'nuckles: MAYBE I'M NOT.
>> Flapjack: MAYBE I SHOULD LIVE WITH THE CENSUS TAKERS AND BE
HAPPY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE TAKING CENSUSES.
>> K'nuckles: AND COUNTING TO FOUR.
>> Flapjack: MAYBE I WILL.
>> K'nuckles: FINE! GO!
>> Flapjack: [ CRYING ] [ WAILING ]
>> K'nuckles: HMM?
>> GOOD.
WELL DONE, FLAPJACK.
THIS IS GREAT STUFF.
IS THIS EVERYONE IN STORMALONG?
>> Flapjack: YEAH.
>> YOU'RE QUITE CERTAIN YOU HAVEN'T LEFT ANYONE OFF THIS
LIST?
>> K'nuckles: PBHT! PBHT! PBHT!
PBHT! PBHT! PBHT! PBHT! PBHT!
[ POOF! ] >> Flapjack: YES, I'M QUITE
CERTAIN.
THAT'S EVERYONE -- ALL 99 PEOPLE IN STORMALONG.
>> GOOD.
'CAUSE THERE'S 100 OF US AND ONLY 99 OF YOU.
LET'S TAKE OVER STORMALONG.
[ CHEERS ] >> Flapjack: YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT
CENSUS TAKERS?!
>> NOPE.
PIRATES.
>> Flapjack: CENSUS PIRATES?
>> SENSELESS PIRATES.
>> AAH!
>> THE WORST KIND.
[ WHOOSH! ] [ CHEERING ]
ROUND UP THE PEOPLE AND BRING THEM TO ME.
>> AAH!
AAH!
>> LOOKING FOR THIS?
[ STAMMERING ] [ SPLASH! ]
>> [ SCREAMS ] [ CLANK! ]
>> COME WITH ME OR THE OLD LADY GETS BEAT.
>> I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT WOMAN IN MY LIFE.
>> HOLD THEM DOWN.
[ THUD! ] DON'T TRY TO STRUGGLE.
WE'VE GOT YOU OUTNUMBERED BY ONE.
>> LOOKS LIKE YOU FORGOT ALL ABOUT DASHING DANNY.
>> HALF-PINT, TAKE CARE OF HIM.
>> HALF-PINT.
[ BOTH GRUNTING ] [ GULPING ]
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T NEED FLAPJACK.
I'M THE FUN ONE ANYWAY.
WHEE!
[ SQUEAK! ] [ SPLASH! ]
I MISS YOU, BOY.
[ DING! ] OKAY, FLAP, I'LL DO IT.
I'LL LEARN TO COUNT TO FOUR.
[ BOTH GRUNTING ] >> AAAAAH!
>> GOT HIM.
>> WE'VE TAKEN OVER STORMALONG.
[ ALL CHEER ] [ FOOTSTEPS ]
>> WHO'S THIS, THEN?
>> HE'S NOT BEEN ACCOUNTED FOR.
[ ALL GRUNTING ] >> WAIT.
NO, THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT.
>> K'nuckles: I DID IT, FLAPJACK.
I FILLED IT OUT.
>> LET ME SEE THAT.
PBHT!
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ OR WRITE.
OR DRAW.
HA.
YOU PROBABLY CAN'T EVEN COUNT TO FOUR.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> K'nuckles: I CAN'T COUNT TO
FOUR, BUT I CAN COUNT TO THREE.
1...2...3!
>> AAH!
[ SPLASH! ] >> K'nuckles: 1...
2...
3!
1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
[ ALL GROANING ] >> I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS.
>> K'nuckles: AHHH, HA HA.
>> SO, THAT WAS THE TIME STORMALONG WAS ALMOST TAKEN OVER
BY 100 PIRATES.
>> Flapjack: DON'T YOU MEAN THREE?
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> JUST MY FUDGE CANNON.
JUST MY CHOCOLATE CANNON.
JUST MY CARAMEL CANNON.
JUST MY PECAN-LOG CANNON.
THOSE SAILORS LOVE THEIR FUDGE.
THOSE SAILORS LOVE THEIR CHOCOLATE.
THOSE SAILORS LOVE THEIR CARAMEL.
THOSE SAILORS LOVE THEIR PECAN LOGS.
WHOO-HOO-HOO!