The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (2008–2010): Season 2, Episode 7 - Who's That Man in the Mirror? - full transcript
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME!
WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪ >> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE, THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪ >> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH ]
>> Flapjack: HEY, CAP'N!
CANNONBALL!
>> K'nuckles: WOW, THAT WAS REALLY GREAT, FLAPJACK!
YOU SOAKED ME!
[ LAUGHS ] >> Flapjack: OH, CAP'N, THIS
SECRET SWIMMING HOLE IS A SLICE OF HEAVEN!
>> K'nuckles: AND?
AND?!
>> Flapjack: IT'S A SECRET SWIMMING HOLE.
>> K'nuckles: RIGHT.
>> Flapjack: AND NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT IT.
>> K'nuckles: RIGHT!
>> Flapjack: EXCEPT FOR THAT GUY.
>> K'nuckles: HUBBA, HUBBA, HUBBA, HUBBA, HA-WHAT?!
[ LAUGHS ] THAT'S JUST A SILLY LITTLE MONKEY.
[ LAUGHS ] WHAT'S HE GOT THERE?
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, IT'S YOUR HAT!
>> [ SNIFFS ] >> K'nuckles: HEY, THAT'S MY
HAT!
>> [ SHRIEKS ] >> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLES ]
>> Flapjack: DON'T WORRY, CAP'N.
I'LL GET YOU A NEW HAT.
>> K'nuckles: FLAP, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
THAT'S MY CAPTAIN'S HAT!
IT'S IRREPLACEABLE!
>> HATS FOR SALE!
DELICIOUS HATS FOR SALE!
>> K'nuckles: CAN I HAVE A CAPTAIN'S HAT?
>> HANG ON A SEC.
SHOO! SHOO!
HERE YOU GO.
HERE'S YOUR HAT.
>> K'nuckles: I'M A CAPTAIN!
AND THEY DON'T GIVE THOSE HATS TO JUST ANYONE.
>> Flapjack: COME ON, CAP'N.
PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON.
>> K'nuckles: WHY?
>> Flapjack: BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA FIND THAT HAT.
HERE, MONKEY!
HERE, MONKEY!
>> K'nuckles: HERE, MONKEY.
>> Flapjack: HERE, MONKEY!
>> K'nuckles: HERE, MONKEY!
>> Flapjack: HERE, MONKEY!
>> K'nuckles: I ALREADY YELLED OVER THERE.
>> Flapjack: OH, SORRY.
LET'S SEE.
I YELLED OVER THERE, AND I YELLED UP THERE.
AND YOU YELLED THERE.
HERE, MONKEY!
>> [ SHRIEKS ] [ SHRIEKS ]
>> K'nuckles: I'LL END HIM!
[ GRUNTING ] WHAT THE...?
I'D LIKE TO SEE HOW TOUGH YOU ARE WITH ME UNTIED.
WHOA!
WHOO-OO.
AND I'D LIKE TO SEE HOW TOUGH YOU ARE WITH YOU NOT STANDING ON
MY SPINE.
[ CLUNKS ] >> Flapjack: CAP'N, I DID IT!
I GOT YOUR HAT!
>> [ SHRIEKING ] >> Flapjack: WHAT'S HE DOING?
>> K'nuckles: SOUNDS LIKE SOME SORT OF DERANGED MATING CALL.
>> [ SHRIEKING STOPS ] [ ALL GRUNTING ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: UH, I'M THINKING.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: STILL THINKING.
[ ALL SHRIEKING ] >> Flapjack: CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: STILL...THINKING.
I HAVE AN IDEA!
[ SHRIEKING STOPS ] WE SURRENDER.
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, BOY, WE BEEN IN A LOT OF
SOUPS, BUT THIS IS THE SOUPIEST.
>> Flapjack: HEY!
[ GROANS ] >> K'nuckles: YAAH!
AVERT YOUR EYES, FLAP!
>> STOP!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT IS IT?
>> Flapjack: IT'S A WOMAN.
>> PLEASE, CAMERON.
THEY MEAN YOU NO HARM.
THEY'RE HUMAN LIKE ME.
>> [ CHATTERS ] >> Flapjack: THEY'RE FREEING US.
>> PHEW!
THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
HELLO!
I'M DR. PROCTOR.
DR. MATTHEW PROCTOR.
>> Flapjack: DOCTOR?
>> K'nuckles: MATTHEW?
>> [ LAUGHS ] YES!
I TOOK SOME TEASING AT UNIVERSITY FOR MY UNUSUAL FIRST
NAME, BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU, I'M ALL WOMAN, MR...
>> Flapjack: HEY, HE'S NO MISTER.
HE'S A CAP'N.
>> OH, A CAPTAIN!
[ CHUCKLES ] HMM.
>> Flapjack: AND I'M FLAPJACK.
>> WELL, YOU'RE BOTH LUCKY TO BE ALIVE.
CHIMPANZEES CAN BE VERY TERRITORIAL.
>> Flapjack: CHIMPANZEES?
>> K'nuckles: FANCY WORD FOR MONKEY.
>> [ LAUGHING ] NOT TRUE, CAPTAIN.
I'VE BEEN STUDYING THESE GENTLE CREATURES FOR EIGHT YEARS,
LIVING AMONGST THEM, AND I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT THEY ARE IN FACT
CHIMPANZEES.
>> K'nuckles: LOOK, STOP BLABBING ABOUT YOURSELF FOR A
SECOND.
ONE OF THOSE WHATEVER-YOU-CALL-ITS TOOK MY
HAT.
>> Flapjack: CAN YOU HELP US?
>> WELL, LET ME ASK CAMERON.
CAMERON!
>> Flapjack: YOU TALK TO 'EM?!
>> I COMMUNICATE WITH THEM USING A COMPLEX SYSTEM OF HAND
GESTURES.
OKAY, CAMERON.
TWO WORDS, FIRST WORD -- HMM.
I'M A CAPTAIN.
I'M A CAPTAIN.
YES, CAMERON!
[ LAUGHS ] YES!
HE UNDERSTANDS.
>> Flapjack: WOW.
>> OKAY -- SECOND WORD.
MM...H-HAT.
CAPTAIN'S HAT.
CAPTAIN'S HAT.
[ LAUGHS ] YES, CAMERON!
OH, YOU'RE SO SMART.
YES!
FOR THAT, YOU GET ONE KISS.
[ SMOOCHING ] HE'S BEING GRUMPY.
>> K'nuckles: WHERE'S MY HAT?
>> CAMERON, WHERE...IS THE CAPTAIN'S...HAT?
[ RATTLE! RATTLE! ] OH, MY.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?
>> IT SEEMS THE SUPREME LEADER TOOK IT TO THE SACRED PLACE.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, CAMERON?
[ RATTLE! RATTLE! ] [ LAUGHS ]
YES, CAMERON!
WHO WANTS A KISSY KISS?
>> Flapjack: WELL, NOW, SHE'S AN INTERESTING CHARACTER.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, I DON'T LIKE THIS WOMAN.
>> Flapjack: BECAUSE SHE, UH, LIKES ANIMALS?
>> K'nuckles: NO.
BECAUSE SHE'S A KNOW-IT-ALL.
I HATE KNOW-IT-ALLS.
BUT I NEED HER TO GUIDE ME TO THE SACRED PLACE IN ORDER TO
RECLAIM MY HAT.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO THE HARDEST THING A MAN CAN DO -- BE NICE TO
A WOMAN WHO THINKS SHE'S AS SMART AS ME.
>> THANK YOU, CAMERON.
[ SLURPS ] AHH.
DO YOU NOT DRINK TEA, CAPTAIN?
>> K'nuckles: NOT WHEN IT'S PREPARED BY MONKEYS, I DON'T.
>> CHIMPANZEES, CAPTAIN.
Chimpanzees.
>> K'nuckles: RIGHT.
[ CHIMPANZEES CHATTERING ] >> [ CRUNCHES ]
WHICH REMINDS ME OF ANOTHER STORY FROM UNIVERSITY.
>> K'nuckles: OH, BOY.
>> DO MY STORIES BORE YOU, CAPTAIN?
>> K'nuckles: UH, NO, NO.
I LIKE STORIES.
>> I LIKE YOU.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?
>> [ CHUCKLES ] WHAT IS IT, CAMERON?
[ RATTLE! RATTLE! ] OH, WE'VE MADE IT TO THE SACRED
PLACE.
>> Flapjack: Look, Cap'n.
The sacred place is an active volcano.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH.
I GUESS THAT'S OUR GUY UP THERE.
>> CHIMPANZEE!
[ Singsong voice ] EXCUSE ME, SUPREME LEADER!
HI!
UM, THE CAPTAIN WANTS...
[ CHUCKLES ] WANTS!
...HIS HAT BACK.
>> [ GRUNTS ] >> OH, OKAY.
HE SAYS FIRST YOU MUST CROSS THE VINE OF DEATH.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S THE VINE OF DEATH?
>> IT'S RIGHT DOWN THERE.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, I'M SCARED.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
THAT HAT WAS GIVEN TO ME BY A GREAT MAN, A GREAT MAN WHO
RECOGNIZED MY GREATNESS.
AND IF THAT CHIMP UP THERE WANTS ME TO CROSS A DEATH VINE, WELL,
THEN MY HAT'S OFF TO HIM.
>> Flapjack: LITERALLY.
[ LAVA BUBBLING ] >> Flapjack: CAP'N!
BE CAREFUL!
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLING ] AAH!
[ BOTH GASP ] AAAAH!
AAH!
[ WHIP! WHIP! ] UH, A LITTLE HELP.
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ] >> K'nuckles: WHOA!
OOF!
>> Flapjack: WHOO!
>> All: WHOO!
[ CHATTERING ] >> Flapjack: YOU DID IT, CAP'N.
[ BOTH LAUGH ] >> YES, YOU CERTAINLY DID!
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S WRONG, DR. PROCTOR?
>> I'VE SPENT EIGHT YEARS TRAINING THESE CREATURES, AND
NOW LOOK AT THEM.
ALL MY HARD WORK RUINED!
WELL, HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL, CAPTAIN?!
>> K'nuckles: HONESTLY...
[CHUCKLES] I DON'T REALLY CARE.
[ LAUGHS ] I GOT MY HAT BACK!
>> WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!
I'M GOING TO TELL THE SUPREME LEADER TO KEEP YOUR HAT.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, DO SOMETHING!
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ] >> OH!
UNHAND ME, CAPTAIN!
>> K'nuckles: NEVER!
>> YOU CAN'T SILENCE THESE FINGERS!
>> K'nuckles: YAH!
>> AAAAH!
[ FLAMES ROAR ] >> K'nuckles: OH, NO, FLAPJACK,
WHAT DID I -- >> I'M OKAY!
I LANDED SAFELY ON THIS GIANT SLAB.
[ CHUCKLES ] WHICH REMINDS ME OF A STORY
FROM UNIVERSITY-Y-Y-Y-Y...
>> THANKS.
>> K'nuckles: YOU CAN TALK?
>> YEAH.
WE JUST DON'T TALK AROUND HER.
SHE'S SO ANNOYING.
ALWAYS TALK ABOUT UNIVERSITY.
ALWAYS TRY TO GIVE US KISSES AND BACK RUBS.
KIND OF A DRAG, YOU KNOW?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, YEAH, SURE.
>> MY NAME ISN'T EVEN CAMERON.
IT'S GEORGE.
>> SHE WILL NOT BE MISSED.
HERE.
>> K'nuckles: MY HAT!
>> OUR EIGHT-YEAR NIGHTMARE IS FINALLY OVER!
[ ALL SHRIEK ] >> K'nuckles: LOOK, FLAP.
I'M A CAPTAIN AGAIN!
>> Flapjack: LOOKING GOOD, SIR.
>> ...Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!
UGH!
HI!
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
[ BUFFALO GRUNTS ]
>> K'nuckles: AW, THERE'S NOTHING GOOD IN THIS TRASH
BARREL, EITHER.
THIS IS A HORRIBLE TRASH DAY.
GO OVER AND SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING GOOD IN
PEPPERMINT LARRY'S BARRELS.
>> Flapjack: OH, MY GOODNESS, CAP'N!
QUICK, COME AND SEE!
>> K'nuckles: IT BETTER BE MORE THAN A WET NAPKIN THIS TIME,
FLAP.
>> Flapjack: LOOK, CAPTAIN!
[ POP! ] >> K'nuckles: IT'S AN ENTIRE
BARREL OF CANDY, BOY!
PEPPERMINT MUST HAVE PUT THIS OUT HERE BY MISTAKE.
HELP ME MOVE THIS TO SOME PLACE SAFE.
>> Flapjack: HOW COME I ONLY GET ONE PIECE AND YOU GET THE WHOLE
BARREL?
>> K'nuckles: YOU CAN'T JUST GO EATING A BUNCH OF CANDY LIKE ME
JUST LIKE THAT.
[ Mouthful ] I'VE BEEN EATING CANDY FOR A LOT MORE YEARS THAN
YOU, FLAP.
BESIDES, I'M TWICE AS BIG AS YOU.
IF A BOY YOUR SIZE ATE THIS MUCH CANDY, IT'D GIVE HIM THE, UH...
UM...
CANDY FLU.
>> Flapjack: AW, COME ON.
I CAN HANDLE ONE MORE PIECE.
[ DING! ] THANKS, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT THIS NIGHT FOR
YEARS TO COME, KID.
[ BOTH LAUGHING ] YEP, THAT'S WHAT I TOLD HIM.
[ LAUGHS ] [ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
DID I EVER TELL YOU YOU WERE MY BEST PAL EVER?
>> Flapjack: YEAH.
>> K'nuckles: I DID?!
WHEN DID I TELL YOU THAT?
>> Flapjack: YOU TELL ME THAT EVERY TIME YOU EAT A LOT OF
CANDY.
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS, COUGHS ] HERE'S TO CANDY.
[ COUGHS ] [ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
AND I'LL TELL YOU ANOTHER THING -- I DON'T CARE WHAT
THAT LOLLY POOPDECK SAYS, I'M A DARN-GOOD ADVENTURER, FLAPJACK!
YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN THOSE BUCKETS OF HIS?
>> Flapjack: WATER?
>> K'nuckles: NO, HIS TEARS!
THAT'S RIGHT -- POOP'S A CRYBABY!
AND DON'T FORGET IT!
[ CRYING ] [ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
I LOVE YOU AND BUBBIE SO MUCH, FLAP.
[ CRYING ] [ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
>> Flapjack: HEY, CAP'N.
YOU AWAKE?
>> K'nuckles: CANDY.
I WANT CANDY.
CANDY.
>> Flapjack: THERE IS NO MORE CANDY.
YOU ATE IT ALL.
>> K'nuckles: CANDY!
CANDY! CANDY!
>> Flapjack: CAP'N!
OH, NO!
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH CAP'N K'NUCKLES.
>> PERHAPS HE NEEDS AN OPERATION.
>> K'nuckles: I NEED CANDY.
JUST A TASTE.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, GET UP!
>> K'nuckles: A TALKING LOLLIPOP?
WHERE HAVE I BEEN ALL YOUR LIFE?
>> Flapjack: AAH!
CAP'N, NO!
>> COME QUICK, MEN.
HE'S GOT THE CANDY ROT.
>> K'nuckles: NO, STOP!
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?
>> HMM, K'NUCKLES IS GRAVELY ILL INDEED.
HE MUST BE CURED OR HE WILL ROT FROM THE INSIDE OUT!
>> Flapjack: AAH!
>> K'nuckles: I CAN STOP ANYTIME I WANT!
MY ONLY PROBLEM IS SEA SKUNKS LIKE YOU RUIN ALL ME --
>> YES, A BAD CASE, INDEED.
FULL-BLOWN DENIAL, HMM.
A PERFECT CANDIDATE FOR MY EXPERIMENTAL CANDY SURGERY.
>> Flapjack: NO!
>> FIRST, WE MASSAGE THE TEETH.
NEXT WE POLISH THE TONGUE, THEN FILL THE STOMACH WITH LAVA ROCK,
HMM.
THEN A NEST OF WASPS TO CLOSE OFF THE THROAT!
AFTER A FEW HUNDRED STITCHES, WE'LL SEE IF HE STILL HAS A
TASTE FOR SWEETS.
>> Flapjack: NO.
THERE MUST BE ANOTHER CURE.
[ CRYING ] WHAT IF I KEEP HIM AWAY FROM
CANDY?
>> YES, I SUPPOSE THAT MIGHT WORK, TOO.
DON'T GIVE HIM ANY SUGAR TILL HE STOPS CRAVING CANDY.
AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, THERE'S ALWAYS SURGERY!
>> K'nuckles: Psst!
FLAP, WAKE UP.
IT'S JUST A BAD DREAM.
>> Flapjack: HUH?!
>> K'nuckles: YOU WERE TALKING IN YOUR SLEEP AGAIN, BOY.
>> Flapjack: I WAS?
>> K'nuckles: SURE WERE.
SCREAMING ABOUT SURGERY AND ME WITH THE CANDY ROT.
[ LAUGHS ] WHAT, DO YOU THINK OLD K'NUCKLES
CAN'T EAT A LITTLE SUGAR?
IT WAS JUST YOUR IMAGINATION, BOY.
>> Flapjack: THEN WHY ARE YOU TIED IN THIS WHEELCHAIR?
>> K'nuckles: OH, WELL, UH, YOU SEE, UH, YOU WERE SLEEPWALKING,
AND, UM -- WELL, THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS I'M FINE.
>> Flapjack: SO YOU'RE CURED?
>> K'nuckles: HOW COULD I BE CURED IF I WAS NEVER SICK?
>> Flapjack: IT SEEMED SO REAL, THOUGH.
>> K'nuckles: DON'T YOU TRUST YOUR CAPTAIN, FLAP?
>> Flapjack: MM, WELL...
OF COURSE I DO!
>> K'nuckles: THEN LET ME LOOSE SO YOU CAN TAKE A RIDE!
>> Flapjack: YEAH!
RIDE ME OVER TO LOST KIDNEY LANDING OR MAYBE TO
THE TOP OF NOSEBLEED BLUFFS.
HMM, WHAT DO YOU THINK, CAP'N?
CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHING ] >> Flapjack: AND REMEMBER OUR
ADVENTURE TO CAROB SNACK ISLAND?
WE DIDN'T NEED CANDY TO HAVE FUN THAT TIME, EITHER.
>> K'nuckles: MMM, CANDY, CANDY.
>> Flapjack: ♪ HUSH NOW, CAP'N, DON'T SAY A WORD ♪
♪ FLAPPY'S GONNA SING TILL YOU GET CURED ♪
>> K'nuckles: YOU DID IT, BOY.
I'M CURED.
I RODE YOUR VOICE LIKE A BEACHED WHALE OUT OF THE DARKNESS.
>> Flapjack: UM, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE CURED, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: CERTAIN PEOPLE MIGHT SAY I MIGHT HAVE HAD A
PROBLEM BEFORE, BUT TRUE ADVENTURERS DON'T DWELL IN THE
PAST.
>> Flapjack: SO...SO YOU DON'T WANT ANY CANDY?
>> K'nuckles: [ SNARLS ] NOPE.
>> Flapjack: SO YOU DON'T WANT THIS CANDY?
>> K'nuckles: NAH.
>> Flapjack: MM-HMM.
>> K'nuckles: CAW-CAW, CAW.
>> Flapjack: SEAGULLS!
WHERE'D THEY GO?
>> K'nuckles: THAT FILTHY GULL JUST FILCHED YOUR CANDY!
IT'S AN ADVENTURE, BOY!
UNTIE ME, AND WE'LL GO SCRAMBLE HIS EGGS.
HURRY, HURRY!
THIS WAY, FLAP!
>> Flapjack: YEE-HAW! ADVENTURE!
CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLING ] >> HEY, YOU, YOU'RE GONNA PAY
FOR THAT.
>> K'nuckles: [ HISSES ] >> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES!
K'NUCKLES!
WHERE ARE YOU?
K'NUCKLES!
K'NUCKLES!
>> UGH!
YOU'RE NOT WELCOME AT THE CANDY TROUGH, YA BUM!
[ CRUNCH! ] >> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES?
>> SEE YOU TOMORROW, MATE.
>> YEAH, SEE YA.
>> [ COUGHS ] [ HACKS ]
>> Flapjack: OH, NO.
BUBBIE.
>> Bubbie: HI, CREAM PIE.
WHAT HAVE YOU AND K'NUCKLES BEEN DOING ALL -- AAH!
GRACIOUS.
WHAT IS THAT?
>> Flapjack: IT'S CAP'N K'NUCKLES.
>> Bubbie: WELL, DON'T STAND TOO CLOSE TO HIM, SUGAR.
>> Flapjack: HE GOT THE CANDY ROT.
>> Bubbie: OH.
ATE TOO MUCH CANDY, DID HE?
>> Flapjack: HE NEEDS SURGERY.
>> Bubbie: SURGERY?!
>> Flapjack: [ GROANS ] >> Bubbie: HE DOESN'T NEED
SURGERY, SUGAR PUFF.
WHAT HE NEEDS IS SOME ISOLATION.
>> Flapjack: LIKE ALONE TIME?
>> Bubbie: YEAH, SOME THINKING TIME.
THINK OF IT LIKE IT'S A...VISION QUEST.
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S THAT?
>> Bubbie: UH, UH, I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST THOUGHT IT SOUNDED GOOD.
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ] >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
ONLY ONE CURE LEFT, HMM.
>> K'nuckles: NO, NO.
THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE.
I'M JUST OUT FOR A MOONLIGHT SAIL.
>> SURGERY.
THAT'S RIGHT.
YES.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] [ LAUGHTER ]
>> K'nuckles: FLAP, IS THAT YOU, BOY?
AAH!
WHO'S THAT? WHO'S THERE?
>> I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.
I'VE GOT IT RIGHT [Laughing] HERE.
>> K'nuckles: LARRY.
DID YOU SWIM ALL THE WAY OUT HERE WITH ALL THAT C-C-C-C-C...
CANDY WIFE?
>> I'M DELICIOUS.
>> CANDY.
>> SURGERY.
[ BOTH LAUGH EVILLY ] >> K'nuckles: NO, NO SURGERY.
NO SURGERY.
>> Flapjack: IT'S OKAY, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: FLAP?
>> Flapjack: YOU'RE SAFE NOW.
YOU'RE WITH US.
WE ARE CANDIED ISLAND.
SO ARE YOU.
WE'RE ALL WHIRLING IN A CANDIED COSMOS.
>> K'nuckles: [ GAGS ] >> THERE'S ONLY ONE CURE, HMM,
CAPTAIN -- CANDY.
>> Flapjack: HMM, YES, HMM.
[ ALL LAUGH EVILLY ] [ GULLS CAWING ]
>> Bubbie: NOT INTO THE SUN, BABY CUPS.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] I THINK I SEE HIM, BUBBIE.
>> Bubbie: WHERE?
>> Flapjack: THERE!
>> Bubbie: AAH!
>> Flapjack: MM, MAYBE THAT'S NOT HIM.
[ CYMBALS DING ] >> K'nuckles: BLESSINGS,
FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: IT IS HIM, BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: BUT IS HE CURED?
>> Flapjack: THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.
ONE CARAMEL-CAKE, COOKIE-DOUGH, COCONUT-CREAM, COTTON,
CLOUD-BURST CANDY, PLEASE.
[ DRUMROLL ] AHHHHH.
[ WHACK! ] SO NO MORE CANDY?
>> K'nuckles: I'M CURED, BOY.
>> Flapjack: SO YOU DON'T WANT TO FIND CANDIED ISLAND ANYMORE?
>> K'nuckles: OF COURSE I DO.
SO I CAN DESTROY IT!
CANDY'S THE WORK OF ALL THINGS WICKED.
LET US ALL LOOK CLOSER AT THE DARKNESS CANDY HAS SPREAD IN
STORMALONG.
I WAS LIKE ALL OF YOU ONCE -- EATING CANDY AND DROWNING IN MY
FORGOTTEN DREAMS, POLLUTING THE WELL OF MY INTERNAL INNARDS WITH
SWEETS, PEDDLING MY WELL-BEING FOR SUGAR CANE!
I WAS SUBMERGED IN SUGAR THIRST, CHOKING ON THE ROOT SO IT'S
ROTTEN IN THE WORLD.
>> I'M SICK OF CHOKING!
>> ME TOO!
>> K'nuckles: BEFORE I SUCCUMBED TO CANDY, I LOOKED LIKE THIS.
>> I USED TO HAVE TEETH, AND MY TEETH USED TO HAVE DREAMS.
>> K'nuckles: I WAS LOST, BUT AT THE EDGE OF THE ABYSS, I WAS
REBORN.
>> REBIRTH US ALL, WISE MAN!
>> K'nuckles: I WAS MADE PURE AND NEW SO I COULD STAND AGAIN
AND SPEAK THE TRUTH!
[ ALL CHEER ] CANDY'S THE CAUSE OF YOUR
SORROWS.
>> All: YEAH!
>> GET OUT OF MY STORE, K'NUCKLES.
>> K'nuckles: LET'S CAST OUR SORROW INTO THE OCEAN.
>> YEAH!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >> CANDY-- AAAH!
>> K'nuckles: THIS WAY!
>> Flapjack: WAIT!
DON'T WASTE CANDY!
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE CLEANSED, BOY.
>> Flapjack: I DON'T LIKE THIS K'NUCKLES.
I WANT THE OLD K'NUCKLES BACK.
>> K'nuckles: ACTUALLY, FLAP, I HAVEN'T CHANGED THAT MUCH.
SEE?
>> Flapjack: SO YOU WERE FAKING THE WHOLE TIME?
>> K'nuckles: YOU DIDN'T THINK I'D LET ALL THAT CANDY GO TO
WASTE.
[ CHUCKLES ] LET'S GO EAT SOME CANDY!
HUH?
>> Flapjack: GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK, CAP'N.
[ SITAR MUSIC PLAYS ]
HEY, FLAPJACK.
COME WITH ME!
WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED ISLAND? ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪ >> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND RISKY ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS AND FREE ♪
>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE, THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY GOOD TO ME.
>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪ >> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
[ SPLASH ]
>> Flapjack: HEY, CAP'N!
CANNONBALL!
>> K'nuckles: WOW, THAT WAS REALLY GREAT, FLAPJACK!
YOU SOAKED ME!
[ LAUGHS ] >> Flapjack: OH, CAP'N, THIS
SECRET SWIMMING HOLE IS A SLICE OF HEAVEN!
>> K'nuckles: AND?
AND?!
>> Flapjack: IT'S A SECRET SWIMMING HOLE.
>> K'nuckles: RIGHT.
>> Flapjack: AND NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT IT.
>> K'nuckles: RIGHT!
>> Flapjack: EXCEPT FOR THAT GUY.
>> K'nuckles: HUBBA, HUBBA, HUBBA, HUBBA, HA-WHAT?!
[ LAUGHS ] THAT'S JUST A SILLY LITTLE MONKEY.
[ LAUGHS ] WHAT'S HE GOT THERE?
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, IT'S YOUR HAT!
>> [ SNIFFS ] >> K'nuckles: HEY, THAT'S MY
HAT!
>> [ SHRIEKS ] >> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLES ]
>> Flapjack: DON'T WORRY, CAP'N.
I'LL GET YOU A NEW HAT.
>> K'nuckles: FLAP, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
THAT'S MY CAPTAIN'S HAT!
IT'S IRREPLACEABLE!
>> HATS FOR SALE!
DELICIOUS HATS FOR SALE!
>> K'nuckles: CAN I HAVE A CAPTAIN'S HAT?
>> HANG ON A SEC.
SHOO! SHOO!
HERE YOU GO.
HERE'S YOUR HAT.
>> K'nuckles: I'M A CAPTAIN!
AND THEY DON'T GIVE THOSE HATS TO JUST ANYONE.
>> Flapjack: COME ON, CAP'N.
PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON.
>> K'nuckles: WHY?
>> Flapjack: BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA FIND THAT HAT.
HERE, MONKEY!
HERE, MONKEY!
>> K'nuckles: HERE, MONKEY.
>> Flapjack: HERE, MONKEY!
>> K'nuckles: HERE, MONKEY!
>> Flapjack: HERE, MONKEY!
>> K'nuckles: I ALREADY YELLED OVER THERE.
>> Flapjack: OH, SORRY.
LET'S SEE.
I YELLED OVER THERE, AND I YELLED UP THERE.
AND YOU YELLED THERE.
HERE, MONKEY!
>> [ SHRIEKS ] [ SHRIEKS ]
>> K'nuckles: I'LL END HIM!
[ GRUNTING ] WHAT THE...?
I'D LIKE TO SEE HOW TOUGH YOU ARE WITH ME UNTIED.
WHOA!
WHOO-OO.
AND I'D LIKE TO SEE HOW TOUGH YOU ARE WITH YOU NOT STANDING ON
MY SPINE.
[ CLUNKS ] >> Flapjack: CAP'N, I DID IT!
I GOT YOUR HAT!
>> [ SHRIEKING ] >> Flapjack: WHAT'S HE DOING?
>> K'nuckles: SOUNDS LIKE SOME SORT OF DERANGED MATING CALL.
>> [ SHRIEKING STOPS ] [ ALL GRUNTING ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: UH, I'M THINKING.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: STILL THINKING.
[ ALL SHRIEKING ] >> Flapjack: CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: STILL...THINKING.
I HAVE AN IDEA!
[ SHRIEKING STOPS ] WE SURRENDER.
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, BOY, WE BEEN IN A LOT OF
SOUPS, BUT THIS IS THE SOUPIEST.
>> Flapjack: HEY!
[ GROANS ] >> K'nuckles: YAAH!
AVERT YOUR EYES, FLAP!
>> STOP!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT IS IT?
>> Flapjack: IT'S A WOMAN.
>> PLEASE, CAMERON.
THEY MEAN YOU NO HARM.
THEY'RE HUMAN LIKE ME.
>> [ CHATTERS ] >> Flapjack: THEY'RE FREEING US.
>> PHEW!
THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
HELLO!
I'M DR. PROCTOR.
DR. MATTHEW PROCTOR.
>> Flapjack: DOCTOR?
>> K'nuckles: MATTHEW?
>> [ LAUGHS ] YES!
I TOOK SOME TEASING AT UNIVERSITY FOR MY UNUSUAL FIRST
NAME, BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU, I'M ALL WOMAN, MR...
>> Flapjack: HEY, HE'S NO MISTER.
HE'S A CAP'N.
>> OH, A CAPTAIN!
[ CHUCKLES ] HMM.
>> Flapjack: AND I'M FLAPJACK.
>> WELL, YOU'RE BOTH LUCKY TO BE ALIVE.
CHIMPANZEES CAN BE VERY TERRITORIAL.
>> Flapjack: CHIMPANZEES?
>> K'nuckles: FANCY WORD FOR MONKEY.
>> [ LAUGHING ] NOT TRUE, CAPTAIN.
I'VE BEEN STUDYING THESE GENTLE CREATURES FOR EIGHT YEARS,
LIVING AMONGST THEM, AND I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT THEY ARE IN FACT
CHIMPANZEES.
>> K'nuckles: LOOK, STOP BLABBING ABOUT YOURSELF FOR A
SECOND.
ONE OF THOSE WHATEVER-YOU-CALL-ITS TOOK MY
HAT.
>> Flapjack: CAN YOU HELP US?
>> WELL, LET ME ASK CAMERON.
CAMERON!
>> Flapjack: YOU TALK TO 'EM?!
>> I COMMUNICATE WITH THEM USING A COMPLEX SYSTEM OF HAND
GESTURES.
OKAY, CAMERON.
TWO WORDS, FIRST WORD -- HMM.
I'M A CAPTAIN.
I'M A CAPTAIN.
YES, CAMERON!
[ LAUGHS ] YES!
HE UNDERSTANDS.
>> Flapjack: WOW.
>> OKAY -- SECOND WORD.
MM...H-HAT.
CAPTAIN'S HAT.
CAPTAIN'S HAT.
[ LAUGHS ] YES, CAMERON!
OH, YOU'RE SO SMART.
YES!
FOR THAT, YOU GET ONE KISS.
[ SMOOCHING ] HE'S BEING GRUMPY.
>> K'nuckles: WHERE'S MY HAT?
>> CAMERON, WHERE...IS THE CAPTAIN'S...HAT?
[ RATTLE! RATTLE! ] OH, MY.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?
>> IT SEEMS THE SUPREME LEADER TOOK IT TO THE SACRED PLACE.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, CAMERON?
[ RATTLE! RATTLE! ] [ LAUGHS ]
YES, CAMERON!
WHO WANTS A KISSY KISS?
>> Flapjack: WELL, NOW, SHE'S AN INTERESTING CHARACTER.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, I DON'T LIKE THIS WOMAN.
>> Flapjack: BECAUSE SHE, UH, LIKES ANIMALS?
>> K'nuckles: NO.
BECAUSE SHE'S A KNOW-IT-ALL.
I HATE KNOW-IT-ALLS.
BUT I NEED HER TO GUIDE ME TO THE SACRED PLACE IN ORDER TO
RECLAIM MY HAT.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO THE HARDEST THING A MAN CAN DO -- BE NICE TO
A WOMAN WHO THINKS SHE'S AS SMART AS ME.
>> THANK YOU, CAMERON.
[ SLURPS ] AHH.
DO YOU NOT DRINK TEA, CAPTAIN?
>> K'nuckles: NOT WHEN IT'S PREPARED BY MONKEYS, I DON'T.
>> CHIMPANZEES, CAPTAIN.
Chimpanzees.
>> K'nuckles: RIGHT.
[ CHIMPANZEES CHATTERING ] >> [ CRUNCHES ]
WHICH REMINDS ME OF ANOTHER STORY FROM UNIVERSITY.
>> K'nuckles: OH, BOY.
>> DO MY STORIES BORE YOU, CAPTAIN?
>> K'nuckles: UH, NO, NO.
I LIKE STORIES.
>> I LIKE YOU.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?
>> [ CHUCKLES ] WHAT IS IT, CAMERON?
[ RATTLE! RATTLE! ] OH, WE'VE MADE IT TO THE SACRED
PLACE.
>> Flapjack: Look, Cap'n.
The sacred place is an active volcano.
>> K'nuckles: YEAH.
I GUESS THAT'S OUR GUY UP THERE.
>> CHIMPANZEE!
[ Singsong voice ] EXCUSE ME, SUPREME LEADER!
HI!
UM, THE CAPTAIN WANTS...
[ CHUCKLES ] WANTS!
...HIS HAT BACK.
>> [ GRUNTS ] >> OH, OKAY.
HE SAYS FIRST YOU MUST CROSS THE VINE OF DEATH.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S THE VINE OF DEATH?
>> IT'S RIGHT DOWN THERE.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, I'M SCARED.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
THAT HAT WAS GIVEN TO ME BY A GREAT MAN, A GREAT MAN WHO
RECOGNIZED MY GREATNESS.
AND IF THAT CHIMP UP THERE WANTS ME TO CROSS A DEATH VINE, WELL,
THEN MY HAT'S OFF TO HIM.
>> Flapjack: LITERALLY.
[ LAVA BUBBLING ] >> Flapjack: CAP'N!
BE CAREFUL!
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLING ] AAH!
[ BOTH GASP ] AAAAH!
AAH!
[ WHIP! WHIP! ] UH, A LITTLE HELP.
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ] >> K'nuckles: WHOA!
OOF!
>> Flapjack: WHOO!
>> All: WHOO!
[ CHATTERING ] >> Flapjack: YOU DID IT, CAP'N.
[ BOTH LAUGH ] >> YES, YOU CERTAINLY DID!
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S WRONG, DR. PROCTOR?
>> I'VE SPENT EIGHT YEARS TRAINING THESE CREATURES, AND
NOW LOOK AT THEM.
ALL MY HARD WORK RUINED!
WELL, HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL, CAPTAIN?!
>> K'nuckles: HONESTLY...
[CHUCKLES] I DON'T REALLY CARE.
[ LAUGHS ] I GOT MY HAT BACK!
>> WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!
I'M GOING TO TELL THE SUPREME LEADER TO KEEP YOUR HAT.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, DO SOMETHING!
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ] >> OH!
UNHAND ME, CAPTAIN!
>> K'nuckles: NEVER!
>> YOU CAN'T SILENCE THESE FINGERS!
>> K'nuckles: YAH!
>> AAAAH!
[ FLAMES ROAR ] >> K'nuckles: OH, NO, FLAPJACK,
WHAT DID I -- >> I'M OKAY!
I LANDED SAFELY ON THIS GIANT SLAB.
[ CHUCKLES ] WHICH REMINDS ME OF A STORY
FROM UNIVERSITY-Y-Y-Y-Y...
>> THANKS.
>> K'nuckles: YOU CAN TALK?
>> YEAH.
WE JUST DON'T TALK AROUND HER.
SHE'S SO ANNOYING.
ALWAYS TALK ABOUT UNIVERSITY.
ALWAYS TRY TO GIVE US KISSES AND BACK RUBS.
KIND OF A DRAG, YOU KNOW?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, YEAH, SURE.
>> MY NAME ISN'T EVEN CAMERON.
IT'S GEORGE.
>> SHE WILL NOT BE MISSED.
HERE.
>> K'nuckles: MY HAT!
>> OUR EIGHT-YEAR NIGHTMARE IS FINALLY OVER!
[ ALL SHRIEK ] >> K'nuckles: LOOK, FLAP.
I'M A CAPTAIN AGAIN!
>> Flapjack: LOOKING GOOD, SIR.
>> ...Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!
UGH!
HI!
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
[ BUFFALO GRUNTS ]
>> K'nuckles: AW, THERE'S NOTHING GOOD IN THIS TRASH
BARREL, EITHER.
THIS IS A HORRIBLE TRASH DAY.
GO OVER AND SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING GOOD IN
PEPPERMINT LARRY'S BARRELS.
>> Flapjack: OH, MY GOODNESS, CAP'N!
QUICK, COME AND SEE!
>> K'nuckles: IT BETTER BE MORE THAN A WET NAPKIN THIS TIME,
FLAP.
>> Flapjack: LOOK, CAPTAIN!
[ POP! ] >> K'nuckles: IT'S AN ENTIRE
BARREL OF CANDY, BOY!
PEPPERMINT MUST HAVE PUT THIS OUT HERE BY MISTAKE.
HELP ME MOVE THIS TO SOME PLACE SAFE.
>> Flapjack: HOW COME I ONLY GET ONE PIECE AND YOU GET THE WHOLE
BARREL?
>> K'nuckles: YOU CAN'T JUST GO EATING A BUNCH OF CANDY LIKE ME
JUST LIKE THAT.
[ Mouthful ] I'VE BEEN EATING CANDY FOR A LOT MORE YEARS THAN
YOU, FLAP.
BESIDES, I'M TWICE AS BIG AS YOU.
IF A BOY YOUR SIZE ATE THIS MUCH CANDY, IT'D GIVE HIM THE, UH...
UM...
CANDY FLU.
>> Flapjack: AW, COME ON.
I CAN HANDLE ONE MORE PIECE.
[ DING! ] THANKS, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT THIS NIGHT FOR
YEARS TO COME, KID.
[ BOTH LAUGHING ] YEP, THAT'S WHAT I TOLD HIM.
[ LAUGHS ] [ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
DID I EVER TELL YOU YOU WERE MY BEST PAL EVER?
>> Flapjack: YEAH.
>> K'nuckles: I DID?!
WHEN DID I TELL YOU THAT?
>> Flapjack: YOU TELL ME THAT EVERY TIME YOU EAT A LOT OF
CANDY.
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS, COUGHS ] HERE'S TO CANDY.
[ COUGHS ] [ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
AND I'LL TELL YOU ANOTHER THING -- I DON'T CARE WHAT
THAT LOLLY POOPDECK SAYS, I'M A DARN-GOOD ADVENTURER, FLAPJACK!
YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN THOSE BUCKETS OF HIS?
>> Flapjack: WATER?
>> K'nuckles: NO, HIS TEARS!
THAT'S RIGHT -- POOP'S A CRYBABY!
AND DON'T FORGET IT!
[ CRYING ] [ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
I LOVE YOU AND BUBBIE SO MUCH, FLAP.
[ CRYING ] [ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
>> Flapjack: HEY, CAP'N.
YOU AWAKE?
>> K'nuckles: CANDY.
I WANT CANDY.
CANDY.
>> Flapjack: THERE IS NO MORE CANDY.
YOU ATE IT ALL.
>> K'nuckles: CANDY!
CANDY! CANDY!
>> Flapjack: CAP'N!
OH, NO!
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH CAP'N K'NUCKLES.
>> PERHAPS HE NEEDS AN OPERATION.
>> K'nuckles: I NEED CANDY.
JUST A TASTE.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, GET UP!
>> K'nuckles: A TALKING LOLLIPOP?
WHERE HAVE I BEEN ALL YOUR LIFE?
>> Flapjack: AAH!
CAP'N, NO!
>> COME QUICK, MEN.
HE'S GOT THE CANDY ROT.
>> K'nuckles: NO, STOP!
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?
>> HMM, K'NUCKLES IS GRAVELY ILL INDEED.
HE MUST BE CURED OR HE WILL ROT FROM THE INSIDE OUT!
>> Flapjack: AAH!
>> K'nuckles: I CAN STOP ANYTIME I WANT!
MY ONLY PROBLEM IS SEA SKUNKS LIKE YOU RUIN ALL ME --
>> YES, A BAD CASE, INDEED.
FULL-BLOWN DENIAL, HMM.
A PERFECT CANDIDATE FOR MY EXPERIMENTAL CANDY SURGERY.
>> Flapjack: NO!
>> FIRST, WE MASSAGE THE TEETH.
NEXT WE POLISH THE TONGUE, THEN FILL THE STOMACH WITH LAVA ROCK,
HMM.
THEN A NEST OF WASPS TO CLOSE OFF THE THROAT!
AFTER A FEW HUNDRED STITCHES, WE'LL SEE IF HE STILL HAS A
TASTE FOR SWEETS.
>> Flapjack: NO.
THERE MUST BE ANOTHER CURE.
[ CRYING ] WHAT IF I KEEP HIM AWAY FROM
CANDY?
>> YES, I SUPPOSE THAT MIGHT WORK, TOO.
DON'T GIVE HIM ANY SUGAR TILL HE STOPS CRAVING CANDY.
AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, THERE'S ALWAYS SURGERY!
>> K'nuckles: Psst!
FLAP, WAKE UP.
IT'S JUST A BAD DREAM.
>> Flapjack: HUH?!
>> K'nuckles: YOU WERE TALKING IN YOUR SLEEP AGAIN, BOY.
>> Flapjack: I WAS?
>> K'nuckles: SURE WERE.
SCREAMING ABOUT SURGERY AND ME WITH THE CANDY ROT.
[ LAUGHS ] WHAT, DO YOU THINK OLD K'NUCKLES
CAN'T EAT A LITTLE SUGAR?
IT WAS JUST YOUR IMAGINATION, BOY.
>> Flapjack: THEN WHY ARE YOU TIED IN THIS WHEELCHAIR?
>> K'nuckles: OH, WELL, UH, YOU SEE, UH, YOU WERE SLEEPWALKING,
AND, UM -- WELL, THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS I'M FINE.
>> Flapjack: SO YOU'RE CURED?
>> K'nuckles: HOW COULD I BE CURED IF I WAS NEVER SICK?
>> Flapjack: IT SEEMED SO REAL, THOUGH.
>> K'nuckles: DON'T YOU TRUST YOUR CAPTAIN, FLAP?
>> Flapjack: MM, WELL...
OF COURSE I DO!
>> K'nuckles: THEN LET ME LOOSE SO YOU CAN TAKE A RIDE!
>> Flapjack: YEAH!
RIDE ME OVER TO LOST KIDNEY LANDING OR MAYBE TO
THE TOP OF NOSEBLEED BLUFFS.
HMM, WHAT DO YOU THINK, CAP'N?
CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHING ] >> Flapjack: AND REMEMBER OUR
ADVENTURE TO CAROB SNACK ISLAND?
WE DIDN'T NEED CANDY TO HAVE FUN THAT TIME, EITHER.
>> K'nuckles: MMM, CANDY, CANDY.
>> Flapjack: ♪ HUSH NOW, CAP'N, DON'T SAY A WORD ♪
♪ FLAPPY'S GONNA SING TILL YOU GET CURED ♪
>> K'nuckles: YOU DID IT, BOY.
I'M CURED.
I RODE YOUR VOICE LIKE A BEACHED WHALE OUT OF THE DARKNESS.
>> Flapjack: UM, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE CURED, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: CERTAIN PEOPLE MIGHT SAY I MIGHT HAVE HAD A
PROBLEM BEFORE, BUT TRUE ADVENTURERS DON'T DWELL IN THE
PAST.
>> Flapjack: SO...SO YOU DON'T WANT ANY CANDY?
>> K'nuckles: [ SNARLS ] NOPE.
>> Flapjack: SO YOU DON'T WANT THIS CANDY?
>> K'nuckles: NAH.
>> Flapjack: MM-HMM.
>> K'nuckles: CAW-CAW, CAW.
>> Flapjack: SEAGULLS!
WHERE'D THEY GO?
>> K'nuckles: THAT FILTHY GULL JUST FILCHED YOUR CANDY!
IT'S AN ADVENTURE, BOY!
UNTIE ME, AND WE'LL GO SCRAMBLE HIS EGGS.
HURRY, HURRY!
THIS WAY, FLAP!
>> Flapjack: YEE-HAW! ADVENTURE!
CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLING ] >> HEY, YOU, YOU'RE GONNA PAY
FOR THAT.
>> K'nuckles: [ HISSES ] >> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES!
K'NUCKLES!
WHERE ARE YOU?
K'NUCKLES!
K'NUCKLES!
>> UGH!
YOU'RE NOT WELCOME AT THE CANDY TROUGH, YA BUM!
[ CRUNCH! ] >> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES?
>> SEE YOU TOMORROW, MATE.
>> YEAH, SEE YA.
>> [ COUGHS ] [ HACKS ]
>> Flapjack: OH, NO.
BUBBIE.
>> Bubbie: HI, CREAM PIE.
WHAT HAVE YOU AND K'NUCKLES BEEN DOING ALL -- AAH!
GRACIOUS.
WHAT IS THAT?
>> Flapjack: IT'S CAP'N K'NUCKLES.
>> Bubbie: WELL, DON'T STAND TOO CLOSE TO HIM, SUGAR.
>> Flapjack: HE GOT THE CANDY ROT.
>> Bubbie: OH.
ATE TOO MUCH CANDY, DID HE?
>> Flapjack: HE NEEDS SURGERY.
>> Bubbie: SURGERY?!
>> Flapjack: [ GROANS ] >> Bubbie: HE DOESN'T NEED
SURGERY, SUGAR PUFF.
WHAT HE NEEDS IS SOME ISOLATION.
>> Flapjack: LIKE ALONE TIME?
>> Bubbie: YEAH, SOME THINKING TIME.
THINK OF IT LIKE IT'S A...VISION QUEST.
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S THAT?
>> Bubbie: UH, UH, I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST THOUGHT IT SOUNDED GOOD.
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ] >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
ONLY ONE CURE LEFT, HMM.
>> K'nuckles: NO, NO.
THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE.
I'M JUST OUT FOR A MOONLIGHT SAIL.
>> SURGERY.
THAT'S RIGHT.
YES.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] [ LAUGHTER ]
>> K'nuckles: FLAP, IS THAT YOU, BOY?
AAH!
WHO'S THAT? WHO'S THERE?
>> I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.
I'VE GOT IT RIGHT [Laughing] HERE.
>> K'nuckles: LARRY.
DID YOU SWIM ALL THE WAY OUT HERE WITH ALL THAT C-C-C-C-C...
CANDY WIFE?
>> I'M DELICIOUS.
>> CANDY.
>> SURGERY.
[ BOTH LAUGH EVILLY ] >> K'nuckles: NO, NO SURGERY.
NO SURGERY.
>> Flapjack: IT'S OKAY, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: FLAP?
>> Flapjack: YOU'RE SAFE NOW.
YOU'RE WITH US.
WE ARE CANDIED ISLAND.
SO ARE YOU.
WE'RE ALL WHIRLING IN A CANDIED COSMOS.
>> K'nuckles: [ GAGS ] >> THERE'S ONLY ONE CURE, HMM,
CAPTAIN -- CANDY.
>> Flapjack: HMM, YES, HMM.
[ ALL LAUGH EVILLY ] [ GULLS CAWING ]
>> Bubbie: NOT INTO THE SUN, BABY CUPS.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] I THINK I SEE HIM, BUBBIE.
>> Bubbie: WHERE?
>> Flapjack: THERE!
>> Bubbie: AAH!
>> Flapjack: MM, MAYBE THAT'S NOT HIM.
[ CYMBALS DING ] >> K'nuckles: BLESSINGS,
FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: IT IS HIM, BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: BUT IS HE CURED?
>> Flapjack: THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.
ONE CARAMEL-CAKE, COOKIE-DOUGH, COCONUT-CREAM, COTTON,
CLOUD-BURST CANDY, PLEASE.
[ DRUMROLL ] AHHHHH.
[ WHACK! ] SO NO MORE CANDY?
>> K'nuckles: I'M CURED, BOY.
>> Flapjack: SO YOU DON'T WANT TO FIND CANDIED ISLAND ANYMORE?
>> K'nuckles: OF COURSE I DO.
SO I CAN DESTROY IT!
CANDY'S THE WORK OF ALL THINGS WICKED.
LET US ALL LOOK CLOSER AT THE DARKNESS CANDY HAS SPREAD IN
STORMALONG.
I WAS LIKE ALL OF YOU ONCE -- EATING CANDY AND DROWNING IN MY
FORGOTTEN DREAMS, POLLUTING THE WELL OF MY INTERNAL INNARDS WITH
SWEETS, PEDDLING MY WELL-BEING FOR SUGAR CANE!
I WAS SUBMERGED IN SUGAR THIRST, CHOKING ON THE ROOT SO IT'S
ROTTEN IN THE WORLD.
>> I'M SICK OF CHOKING!
>> ME TOO!
>> K'nuckles: BEFORE I SUCCUMBED TO CANDY, I LOOKED LIKE THIS.
>> I USED TO HAVE TEETH, AND MY TEETH USED TO HAVE DREAMS.
>> K'nuckles: I WAS LOST, BUT AT THE EDGE OF THE ABYSS, I WAS
REBORN.
>> REBIRTH US ALL, WISE MAN!
>> K'nuckles: I WAS MADE PURE AND NEW SO I COULD STAND AGAIN
AND SPEAK THE TRUTH!
[ ALL CHEER ] CANDY'S THE CAUSE OF YOUR
SORROWS.
>> All: YEAH!
>> GET OUT OF MY STORE, K'NUCKLES.
>> K'nuckles: LET'S CAST OUR SORROW INTO THE OCEAN.
>> YEAH!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >> CANDY-- AAAH!
>> K'nuckles: THIS WAY!
>> Flapjack: WAIT!
DON'T WASTE CANDY!
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE CLEANSED, BOY.
>> Flapjack: I DON'T LIKE THIS K'NUCKLES.
I WANT THE OLD K'NUCKLES BACK.
>> K'nuckles: ACTUALLY, FLAP, I HAVEN'T CHANGED THAT MUCH.
SEE?
>> Flapjack: SO YOU WERE FAKING THE WHOLE TIME?
>> K'nuckles: YOU DIDN'T THINK I'D LET ALL THAT CANDY GO TO
WASTE.
[ CHUCKLES ] LET'S GO EAT SOME CANDY!
HUH?
>> Flapjack: GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK, CAP'N.
[ SITAR MUSIC PLAYS ]