The Loud House (2016–…): Season 1, Episode 9 - Overnight Success/Ties That Bind - full transcript
Clyde and Lincoln's sleepover does not go as planned. / A misunderstanding leads to Lincoln believing his parents are getting rid of him and his sisters.
- ♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles
♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪
♪ Is how we show our love
- ♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ One boy and ten girls
♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
- ♪ Loud Loud Loud
♪ Loud house
- Poo-poo.
[rock music]
♪♪
- ♪ Yeah!
♪ Take my advice
and don't be a mooch ♪
♪ Grab life by the lips
and give it a smooch ♪
♪ Whoo ♪
♪ Give it a smooch
- Clyde,
Smooch is the coolest band ever.
- Copy that.
I'd totally give life a smooch
if I wasn't
saving my lips for Lori.
- Clyde and I are going to see
Smooch tonight,
and not to make
a big deal of it,
but it's our first concert.
Okay, Clyde, meet you at the
ticket line in T-minus one hour.
- Okay, that'll give me time
to work on my dance moves.
[grunts]
Oh!
- Aah!
- Simmer down and listen up.
- We overheard your conversation
and we're here to warn you.
- Do not let Luna know
that you're going
to your first concert.
She'll insist on going with you.
- What?
Why?
- I don't know,
'cause she's nuts?
But she's done it
to all of us.
- Yeah, and when she goes,
she gets way too excited
and literally ruins everything.
There was my first
Boyz Will Be Boyz concert.
- ♪ Ooh, girl, if I could
♪ Ooh, girl, give you the
- [sobbing]
I love you!
- Come on, people.
Where's your energy?
[electricity crackles]
- ♪ Ooh, girl
- And our first
Blarney the Dinosaur concert.
- ♪ Moo goes the cow
♪ Oink goes the pig
♪ Watch me do me Irish jig
- Come on, guys.
Crowd surf!
- And my first opera.
- [singing in foreign language]
- Check it, Lis!
Stage dive!
- [screams]
[horns squeal]
- Oh, man.
I can't let Luna
find out about Smooch.
- Don't worry.
We can get you out
without her knowing.
- Guys, I am not getting
in one of Lucy's coffins again.
- That won't be necessary.
Please keep your arms and legs
inside at all times.
- Aah!
It's all taken care of.
Luna will never know
about the concert.
- Yo, bro.
I saved you a spot in line!
- Luna, how did you know
about the concert?
- You kidding me?
When it comes to music,
I know all.
Are you ready for me to show you
how to have the greatest
first concert ever?
- Well, I uh...
- Awesome!
First up, something has to be
done about your duds.
Your threads, man.
Wow, your clothes, dude.
- I think we're fine.
[rock guitar riff]
- So much better.
- There's no zipper.
What if I need to pee?
- You'll be having too much funto pee.
Uh, what's that?
- My rock pose.
I'm igneous.
- No, dudes.
I mean throw up the goats...
like this.
Yeah!
You try.
both: Yeah, uh...
- We'll work on it later.
Now let's see your dance moves.
- I can't dance.
- What?
Everybody can dance, man.
You just have to feel the music
and move yo booty!
- Whoa!
Ugh!
[gasps]
[shivers and grunts]
- Raspberry or yellow?
- That's it, Lincoln.
Come on, everybody!
Pre-show sing-along.
Sing it with me!
♪ Take my advice
and don't be a mooch ♪
♪ Grab life by the lips
and give it a smooch ♪
Speaking of smooch,
just your type.
Get over here, bro.
There's nothing like falling
in love at your first concert.
all: Oooh!
[dramatic choral music]
- That's it.
We're done here.
- Dude,
I'm just trying to make your
first concert unforgettable.
- All you're doing
is embarrassing me.
Our sisters warned me about you.
- What are you talking about?
- They said you ruined
all their first concerts
just like you're
ruining mine now.
- Ouch.
Message received.
If that's the way you feel,
good night, Royal Woods Mall.
Luna Loud has left the building.
- Did I go too far?
Clyde?
Clyde, what are you doing?
- My rock pose.
I don't like confrontations.
- Clyde, line's moving.
- Hey, no cuts, kid.
- Back of the line, line-cutter.
- But that was our spot.
Come on.
[clock ticking]
We made it!
- Sorry, boys.
Smooch is officially sold out.
both: No!
- I can't believe we didn't
get Smooch tickets.
- Psst, hey, kid.
Did I hear you say
you needed Smooch tickets?
- Yes!
Two, please.
We're in!
- Yes!
[police siren blares]
- You're in, all right.
Incarcerated.
- Are those good seats?
- Buying scalped tickets
is illegal.
Let's go, hooligans.
- Well, might as well
practice my dancing.
- Oh, give it up, kid.
My hip can pop and lock
better than you.
- Pipe down, Scoots,
or I'll add disorderly conduct
to your speeding charge.
- I still can't dance, Lincoln.
- What does it matter?
We're not going
to the concert anyway.
- Yo, little Loud.
What are you doing here?
- Bobby?
What are you doing here?
- This is my new job.
Lori loves a man in uniform,
plus I'm learning a ton
about police work.
Here are those chicken samples
you wanted
from the food court, Captain.
- Great work, Santiago.
Now go do a stakeout
at Wok of Art.
I think they're giving out
egg rolls.
- Right away, boss.
- [chewing and gulping]
[clock ticking]
Boys, your mom's here.
both: What?
- Oh, my babies!
- Luna?
I mean, Mom?
- You're lucky I answered the
phone when the fuzz called, bro.
Officer, I'll take it from here.
- Yes, ma'am.
Right away, ma'am.
- Your steaks, Captain.
- What the heck
are you talking about?
Where are my egg rolls, son?
- You said to do a "steak" out,
so--hey, Luna.
- You know their mother?
- That's not their mother.
That's his sister.
Nice wig, by the way.
- Wig?
- [giggles]
- Oh, snap.
[cell door closes]
- Sorry, bro.
I fought the law
and the law won.
- I can't believe
you came back for us.
- I've been thinking
about what you said,
and you and the girls are right.
I do get a little crazy
when it comes to first concerts.
- Why are they
so important to you?
- 'Cause my first rock show
changed my life.
It was Mick Swagger,
summer of 7th grade.
The Gimme Swelter Tour.
Up until that muggy June night,
I didn't know
who I wanted to be,
but the moment Mick
and the boys took the stage,
it all started to become clear.
- ♪ It was a hot June night
♪ When she saw the light
♪ Up until then
she didn't know what was right ♪
♪ She showed up at the show
♪ All confused and alone
♪ She had no idea
what was about to unfold ♪
♪ Transformation
- It was like
he was talking to me.
- ♪ A citizen
of the rock and roll nation ♪
♪ Transformation
♪ Total mutation
- It was in that moment
I realized
I was Luna Loud!
Stage dive!
[crowd cheers]
♪♪
- Wow, I had no idea.
- I know it's only
rock and roll,
but I like it.
- [weeping]
I'm sorry, that was just
such a beautiful story.
You're right, kid.
First concerts
are unforgettable.
And I can't let you miss yours.
Here, here's your tickets back.
Now get out of here.
- Mall Cop Captain, couldn't
you see it in your heart
to let me spend my first concert
with my sister?
A third ticket would mean a lot.
- Well, I just happen
to have this other ticket
here in my pocket,
and since you did
succeed earlier
in pulling at my heartstrings,
I would love for you to attend
the show with your brother.
all: Rock and roll!
- You didn't have to do that,
little brother.
- I know, but it wouldn't be a
first concert without Luna Loud.
I'm sorry I said those things
in the ticket line.
- It's cool, little bro.
And don't worry, I promise to be
on my best behave.
- Okay, okay, enough.
Now get out of here,
you crazy kids.
[cheering]
Ah, for those about to rock--
- Adios, mall cop!
- Bobby, we got a runner--
I mean a roller.
Cut her off at the food court.
- YOLO!
- Ah, come on.
Bobby, you can't just
let a perp--
ooh, is that popcorn shrimp?
♪♪
- I can't see a thing.
Ugh, I thought my first concert
was gonna be unforgettable.
- It could be,
but I don't want to interfere.
- No, please, interfere.
- Okay, first up,
we got to get to the front.
- Whoa, I can't cut
in front of all these people.
- That's why they invented
crowd surfing.
both: What?
- Whoo!
This is awesome!
- Careful, guys.
Cradle the neck.
- Enjoy the ride, dudes?
- Whoa, how did you
get up here so fast?
- I have my ways.
Now come on.
Pose it like you chose it.
- ♪ Smoochy smoochy
♪ Whoo
♪ Whoa whoa
♪ Wet and sloppy
- Boy, did my sisters
have it wrong about Luna.
She's not nuts at all.
She's just really passionate
about the things she loves.
And in the words
of my favorite band,
sometimes you got to...
both: ♪ Grab life by the lips
♪ And give it a smooch
- That's my bro!
- Thanks for making my first
concert unforgettable, Luna!
both: Rock and roll!
- Hold on, hold on, hold on.
This one ended
real great and all,
but I still can't dance,
Lincoln.
- Hold tight, Clyde.
- ♪ Da da smoochity smooch
♪
- [shivers and grunts]
I'm doing it!
I'm doing it!
- ♪ Give it a smooch
[upbeat rock music]
♪
- Money.
In the Loud house, there just
isn't a lot of it to go around.
Ew!
Grody!
Which is why,
when you happen to find some,
even the smallest amount,
you've got to keep it
to yourself.
Jackpot!
Mwah!
- We heard money.
A dime.
No, a quarter.
- That's impossible.
Money doesn't make a sound.
- Haven't you ever heard
the expression "money talks"?
[laughs]
- And that quarter is saying,
"Hand me over, bro."
- It's mine!
- Guys, let's just
split it 40/40.
- No, none of you
are getting it.
I found it in the couch
fair and square.
- Wait a second.
If there was one quarter
down there,
then maybe there's more.
[all yelling at once]
- What are they fighting over
this time?
A nickel under the ottoman?
- Nope, a quarter down the sofa.
- We better stop them
before they start biting.
- [chomp]
- Ow!
Lola!
- Too late.
[whistles]
All right, everybody get
upstairs and clean the attic!
That's punishment
for fighting over money.
[all complaining at once]
- That punishment
makes no "cents."
[laughs]
- Upstairs.
But that was a good one.
And I want that whole attic
sparkling.
Even the back corner!
[woman screams]
- But the back corner
was my secret dark place.
- It's Lincoln's fault we're
up here, so he can do it.
- And watch out
for that loose floorboard!
- What loose floorboard?
Stupid loose floorboard.
Hey, what's this?
"Dear future residents
of 1216 Franklin Avenue,
"my family always
fought over money,
"so I decided to leave
my fortune for you
"in the hope
that you will share it.
"For a clue on where
the money is hidden,
"reflect upon
what I've said here.
Signed, Mrs. Sharon DeMonet,
the original owner."
[gasps]
Hey, guys, check it out.
I found this letter
from the original owner!
She said she's hidden money
in the house.
- Yeah, right, Lincoln.
Quit stalling.
You're not getting out
of cleaning the attic.
all: Yeah!
- Fine, I'll just do it
by myself,
and when I do,
it'll be all mine.
Where'd everybody go?
[metal detector squeaks]
Lisa, what are you doing?
- Um, just calibrating
my dumb human detector.
[detector squeals]
Calibrated.
- Lucy, see anything?
- Lynn, what are you doing?
- Aah!
[thud]
- Who, me?
No, no, just putting laundry
down the chute.
- Laundry doesn't scream
and go thud.
- No, but nosey brothers do.
- Okay, okay!
- Sorry, Luce!
- That's okay.
I found a new
secret dark place.
- Looking for something, Lola?
- Uh, no.
I'm just practicing for the, uh,
Lil Miss Chimney Sweep Pageant.
- There's nothing up there.
- There's got to be.
Now keep looking!
- Hand me the flashlight.
- Quick, hide!
- [grunts]
Okay.
- [whistles]
- What are you up to?
- Just, um, practicing my drums.
[metallic clanging]
[Luan bangs on door]
- Can someone answer
the ringing in my head?
[groans]
- Gross! What is that?
- Get off my pumps!
- I'm gonna pump your face
if you don't move faster.
- Let's just get this over with.
- Ugh, why didn't Mrs. DeMonet
just tell us where the money is?
- I don't know.
Let's ask her.
[both scream]
- Wait, that's just a leftover
Halloween decoration.
- Hey, what are you two doing?
- Uh, we're just dusting.
- Wait, I thought we were
looking for the money.
- I knew it!
Okay, admit it,
you're all looking
for the money, aren't you?
- Obviously.
- Uh, duh!
- Heck yes, we are!
- Where'd you find
your first clue, Sherlock?
- You guys didn't even
believe the money existed.
I'm the one who should get it.
- Forget that!
I'm finding it for myself.
- Not if I find it first.
- Yeah, dream on.
- It's mine.
[overlapping shouting]
- [whistles]
Obviously you haven't learned
your lesson.
Back to the attic.
- The answer must be
in here somewhere.
I know it.
"Reflect upon
what I've said here."
What could that mean?
Reflect!
Duh!
I'm just going to be over here
cleaning the, uh,
the dirty thing.
- What's that?
- Ah!
Nothing.
- Lincoln found another letter.
all: Read it!
[overlapping shouting]
- Okay, okay, calm down.
"Well done.
You've found the next clue.
"But beware, if you fight
like my family did,
you'll never get to
the bottom of the matter."
You guys, maybe we should listen
to her and stop fighting.
- Yeah, Lincoln's right.
As soon as we're done
cleaning here,
we should totally work together
to find the money.
- Hey!
Lori's going after the money!
[all yelling]
- Wait!
[muffled overlapping shouting]
[overlapping shouting]
Guys, the letter.
Remember what Sharon DeMonet
said.
- Forget Sharon DeMonet.
It's every man for himself.
[overlapping shouting]
- Yaaah!
[grunts]
- Smell the money, boy.
Now go find more!
Hey!
Spit it out, Charles!
So help me,
I will get that dollar back,
even if I have to wait for it
to come out the other end!
- I summon you
from the great beyond.
Mrs. Sharon DeMonet,
tell me where your fortune is.
Speak to me, oh, spirit.
Come on, lady.
Just tell me where the dough is.
- What did Sharon say?
- Sharon said
get out of our room!
- [yelps]
- Hey, look, I found the bread.
[laughs]
And the cheddar.
And the lettuce.
And the clams.
Ew.
No wonder
someone threw this out.
- Hey, what--
- Stay out.
This is our turf!
[strums loud rock guitar chord]
[ears ringing]
- Hey, get back here!
That's my dollar!
- Have you found it?
[horn honks]
- Oh, no, you don't!
Search your own room!
- Duh, why didn't I
think of that?
[grunts]
Where are you?
Back, back, you animals!
- I found it!
all: You found the money?
- No, my missing floral pump.
all: Aww.
- The money's not up here.
Maybe it's downstairs.
[overlapping shouting]
[all panting]
- The dining room.
[overlapping shouting]
- The living room!
[overlapping shouting]
- Lily's room!
[all fight silently]
- We've literally searched
the whole house, and nothing.
- Hello?
My floral pump is not nothing.
- Maybe we missed something
in the letter.
[overlapping shouting]
- You're the one who ripped it!
- You did!
- Dude, how are we
gonna find the money now?
- We're not.
- Why?
- What are you talking about?
- 'Cause all we did
was fight over it.
And this is exactly what
Sharon DeMonet warned us about.
How about this?
From now on,
any time we find money,
whether it's a hidden fortune
or even this quarter,
we all share it equally.
[overlapping agreements]
- Sounds good.
- Yeah, I kind of like that.
- I'll even share the dollar
I got back from Charles.
- Let's not.
- That thing is dirty money.
[Lily coos]
- Aw, we're sorry, Lily.
Did your noisy sisters
and brother wake you?
- Hey, what's that stuck
to Lily's bottom?
- It's a map.
"If you're reading this,
"it means you came together and
got to the bottom of the matter.
Congratulations!
You're almost there."
[all cheer]
But wait, how could she
have known the map
would be on Lily's bottom?
- Who cares?
Let's find the money!
[overlapping shouting]
- X marks the spot.
- Ooh, I love solving for X.
all: Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig!
- I've got some experience
digging holes.
all: Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig!
- Digging is fun
for the "hole" family.
[laughs]
Get it?
all: Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig!
- Okay, everyone, stand back.
Luna!
A little digging music?
- You got it, sis.
[plays rock music]
- [exhales]
♪
[all gasp]
- It's locked.
- I got this.
[all gasp]
- What? There's more to my head
than just air, you know.
- [gasps]
[all gasp]
[heavenly choral music]
- $500!
[all gasp]
- So if we share it equally,
that means we each get, uh....
- $45.4545455 each.
[cheering]
- Yay. Yay. Yay.
- Yeah, woo-hoo!
- One, two, three!
[overlapping shouting]
- It was really nice of you
to give up your work bonus.
Are you ever gonna tell them
that you're Sharon DeMonet?
- Nah.
- I have to admit,
it's nice to see them sharing
money and not fighting over it.
- Yep.
All part of Sharon's plan.
- Was destroying the house
part of Sharon's plan?
- No, no, it was not.
- Well, now she can
Sharon DeCleanUp.
- Money.
There just isn't a lot of it
in the Loud house.
But when there is,
it's good to know
that from now on,
the kids will share it.
Ooh, a dime!
I'll just, uh,
keep this one to myself.
[floorboard thuds]
- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪
♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Loud house
- ♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪
♪ That's the way we show
our love in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house
♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪
♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪
♪ Stand in line to take a pee
♪ Never any privacy
♪ Chaos with 11 kids
♪ That's the way
it always is ♪
♪ In the Loud house
the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles
♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪
♪ Is how we show our love
- ♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ One boy and ten girls
♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
- ♪ Loud Loud Loud
♪ Loud house
- Poo-poo.
[rock music]
♪♪
- ♪ Yeah!
♪ Take my advice
and don't be a mooch ♪
♪ Grab life by the lips
and give it a smooch ♪
♪ Whoo ♪
♪ Give it a smooch
- Clyde,
Smooch is the coolest band ever.
- Copy that.
I'd totally give life a smooch
if I wasn't
saving my lips for Lori.
- Clyde and I are going to see
Smooch tonight,
and not to make
a big deal of it,
but it's our first concert.
Okay, Clyde, meet you at the
ticket line in T-minus one hour.
- Okay, that'll give me time
to work on my dance moves.
[grunts]
Oh!
- Aah!
- Simmer down and listen up.
- We overheard your conversation
and we're here to warn you.
- Do not let Luna know
that you're going
to your first concert.
She'll insist on going with you.
- What?
Why?
- I don't know,
'cause she's nuts?
But she's done it
to all of us.
- Yeah, and when she goes,
she gets way too excited
and literally ruins everything.
There was my first
Boyz Will Be Boyz concert.
- ♪ Ooh, girl, if I could
♪ Ooh, girl, give you the
- [sobbing]
I love you!
- Come on, people.
Where's your energy?
[electricity crackles]
- ♪ Ooh, girl
- And our first
Blarney the Dinosaur concert.
- ♪ Moo goes the cow
♪ Oink goes the pig
♪ Watch me do me Irish jig
- Come on, guys.
Crowd surf!
- And my first opera.
- [singing in foreign language]
- Check it, Lis!
Stage dive!
- [screams]
[horns squeal]
- Oh, man.
I can't let Luna
find out about Smooch.
- Don't worry.
We can get you out
without her knowing.
- Guys, I am not getting
in one of Lucy's coffins again.
- That won't be necessary.
Please keep your arms and legs
inside at all times.
- Aah!
It's all taken care of.
Luna will never know
about the concert.
- Yo, bro.
I saved you a spot in line!
- Luna, how did you know
about the concert?
- You kidding me?
When it comes to music,
I know all.
Are you ready for me to show you
how to have the greatest
first concert ever?
- Well, I uh...
- Awesome!
First up, something has to be
done about your duds.
Your threads, man.
Wow, your clothes, dude.
- I think we're fine.
[rock guitar riff]
- So much better.
- There's no zipper.
What if I need to pee?
- You'll be having too much funto pee.
Uh, what's that?
- My rock pose.
I'm igneous.
- No, dudes.
I mean throw up the goats...
like this.
Yeah!
You try.
both: Yeah, uh...
- We'll work on it later.
Now let's see your dance moves.
- I can't dance.
- What?
Everybody can dance, man.
You just have to feel the music
and move yo booty!
- Whoa!
Ugh!
[gasps]
[shivers and grunts]
- Raspberry or yellow?
- That's it, Lincoln.
Come on, everybody!
Pre-show sing-along.
Sing it with me!
♪ Take my advice
and don't be a mooch ♪
♪ Grab life by the lips
and give it a smooch ♪
Speaking of smooch,
just your type.
Get over here, bro.
There's nothing like falling
in love at your first concert.
all: Oooh!
[dramatic choral music]
- That's it.
We're done here.
- Dude,
I'm just trying to make your
first concert unforgettable.
- All you're doing
is embarrassing me.
Our sisters warned me about you.
- What are you talking about?
- They said you ruined
all their first concerts
just like you're
ruining mine now.
- Ouch.
Message received.
If that's the way you feel,
good night, Royal Woods Mall.
Luna Loud has left the building.
- Did I go too far?
Clyde?
Clyde, what are you doing?
- My rock pose.
I don't like confrontations.
- Clyde, line's moving.
- Hey, no cuts, kid.
- Back of the line, line-cutter.
- But that was our spot.
Come on.
[clock ticking]
We made it!
- Sorry, boys.
Smooch is officially sold out.
both: No!
- I can't believe we didn't
get Smooch tickets.
- Psst, hey, kid.
Did I hear you say
you needed Smooch tickets?
- Yes!
Two, please.
We're in!
- Yes!
[police siren blares]
- You're in, all right.
Incarcerated.
- Are those good seats?
- Buying scalped tickets
is illegal.
Let's go, hooligans.
- Well, might as well
practice my dancing.
- Oh, give it up, kid.
My hip can pop and lock
better than you.
- Pipe down, Scoots,
or I'll add disorderly conduct
to your speeding charge.
- I still can't dance, Lincoln.
- What does it matter?
We're not going
to the concert anyway.
- Yo, little Loud.
What are you doing here?
- Bobby?
What are you doing here?
- This is my new job.
Lori loves a man in uniform,
plus I'm learning a ton
about police work.
Here are those chicken samples
you wanted
from the food court, Captain.
- Great work, Santiago.
Now go do a stakeout
at Wok of Art.
I think they're giving out
egg rolls.
- Right away, boss.
- [chewing and gulping]
[clock ticking]
Boys, your mom's here.
both: What?
- Oh, my babies!
- Luna?
I mean, Mom?
- You're lucky I answered the
phone when the fuzz called, bro.
Officer, I'll take it from here.
- Yes, ma'am.
Right away, ma'am.
- Your steaks, Captain.
- What the heck
are you talking about?
Where are my egg rolls, son?
- You said to do a "steak" out,
so--hey, Luna.
- You know their mother?
- That's not their mother.
That's his sister.
Nice wig, by the way.
- Wig?
- [giggles]
- Oh, snap.
[cell door closes]
- Sorry, bro.
I fought the law
and the law won.
- I can't believe
you came back for us.
- I've been thinking
about what you said,
and you and the girls are right.
I do get a little crazy
when it comes to first concerts.
- Why are they
so important to you?
- 'Cause my first rock show
changed my life.
It was Mick Swagger,
summer of 7th grade.
The Gimme Swelter Tour.
Up until that muggy June night,
I didn't know
who I wanted to be,
but the moment Mick
and the boys took the stage,
it all started to become clear.
- ♪ It was a hot June night
♪ When she saw the light
♪ Up until then
she didn't know what was right ♪
♪ She showed up at the show
♪ All confused and alone
♪ She had no idea
what was about to unfold ♪
♪ Transformation
- It was like
he was talking to me.
- ♪ A citizen
of the rock and roll nation ♪
♪ Transformation
♪ Total mutation
- It was in that moment
I realized
I was Luna Loud!
Stage dive!
[crowd cheers]
♪♪
- Wow, I had no idea.
- I know it's only
rock and roll,
but I like it.
- [weeping]
I'm sorry, that was just
such a beautiful story.
You're right, kid.
First concerts
are unforgettable.
And I can't let you miss yours.
Here, here's your tickets back.
Now get out of here.
- Mall Cop Captain, couldn't
you see it in your heart
to let me spend my first concert
with my sister?
A third ticket would mean a lot.
- Well, I just happen
to have this other ticket
here in my pocket,
and since you did
succeed earlier
in pulling at my heartstrings,
I would love for you to attend
the show with your brother.
all: Rock and roll!
- You didn't have to do that,
little brother.
- I know, but it wouldn't be a
first concert without Luna Loud.
I'm sorry I said those things
in the ticket line.
- It's cool, little bro.
And don't worry, I promise to be
on my best behave.
- Okay, okay, enough.
Now get out of here,
you crazy kids.
[cheering]
Ah, for those about to rock--
- Adios, mall cop!
- Bobby, we got a runner--
I mean a roller.
Cut her off at the food court.
- YOLO!
- Ah, come on.
Bobby, you can't just
let a perp--
ooh, is that popcorn shrimp?
♪♪
- I can't see a thing.
Ugh, I thought my first concert
was gonna be unforgettable.
- It could be,
but I don't want to interfere.
- No, please, interfere.
- Okay, first up,
we got to get to the front.
- Whoa, I can't cut
in front of all these people.
- That's why they invented
crowd surfing.
both: What?
- Whoo!
This is awesome!
- Careful, guys.
Cradle the neck.
- Enjoy the ride, dudes?
- Whoa, how did you
get up here so fast?
- I have my ways.
Now come on.
Pose it like you chose it.
- ♪ Smoochy smoochy
♪ Whoo
♪ Whoa whoa
♪ Wet and sloppy
- Boy, did my sisters
have it wrong about Luna.
She's not nuts at all.
She's just really passionate
about the things she loves.
And in the words
of my favorite band,
sometimes you got to...
both: ♪ Grab life by the lips
♪ And give it a smooch
- That's my bro!
- Thanks for making my first
concert unforgettable, Luna!
both: Rock and roll!
- Hold on, hold on, hold on.
This one ended
real great and all,
but I still can't dance,
Lincoln.
- Hold tight, Clyde.
- ♪ Da da smoochity smooch
♪
- [shivers and grunts]
I'm doing it!
I'm doing it!
- ♪ Give it a smooch
[upbeat rock music]
♪
- Money.
In the Loud house, there just
isn't a lot of it to go around.
Ew!
Grody!
Which is why,
when you happen to find some,
even the smallest amount,
you've got to keep it
to yourself.
Jackpot!
Mwah!
- We heard money.
A dime.
No, a quarter.
- That's impossible.
Money doesn't make a sound.
- Haven't you ever heard
the expression "money talks"?
[laughs]
- And that quarter is saying,
"Hand me over, bro."
- It's mine!
- Guys, let's just
split it 40/40.
- No, none of you
are getting it.
I found it in the couch
fair and square.
- Wait a second.
If there was one quarter
down there,
then maybe there's more.
[all yelling at once]
- What are they fighting over
this time?
A nickel under the ottoman?
- Nope, a quarter down the sofa.
- We better stop them
before they start biting.
- [chomp]
- Ow!
Lola!
- Too late.
[whistles]
All right, everybody get
upstairs and clean the attic!
That's punishment
for fighting over money.
[all complaining at once]
- That punishment
makes no "cents."
[laughs]
- Upstairs.
But that was a good one.
And I want that whole attic
sparkling.
Even the back corner!
[woman screams]
- But the back corner
was my secret dark place.
- It's Lincoln's fault we're
up here, so he can do it.
- And watch out
for that loose floorboard!
- What loose floorboard?
Stupid loose floorboard.
Hey, what's this?
"Dear future residents
of 1216 Franklin Avenue,
"my family always
fought over money,
"so I decided to leave
my fortune for you
"in the hope
that you will share it.
"For a clue on where
the money is hidden,
"reflect upon
what I've said here.
Signed, Mrs. Sharon DeMonet,
the original owner."
[gasps]
Hey, guys, check it out.
I found this letter
from the original owner!
She said she's hidden money
in the house.
- Yeah, right, Lincoln.
Quit stalling.
You're not getting out
of cleaning the attic.
all: Yeah!
- Fine, I'll just do it
by myself,
and when I do,
it'll be all mine.
Where'd everybody go?
[metal detector squeaks]
Lisa, what are you doing?
- Um, just calibrating
my dumb human detector.
[detector squeals]
Calibrated.
- Lucy, see anything?
- Lynn, what are you doing?
- Aah!
[thud]
- Who, me?
No, no, just putting laundry
down the chute.
- Laundry doesn't scream
and go thud.
- No, but nosey brothers do.
- Okay, okay!
- Sorry, Luce!
- That's okay.
I found a new
secret dark place.
- Looking for something, Lola?
- Uh, no.
I'm just practicing for the, uh,
Lil Miss Chimney Sweep Pageant.
- There's nothing up there.
- There's got to be.
Now keep looking!
- Hand me the flashlight.
- Quick, hide!
- [grunts]
Okay.
- [whistles]
- What are you up to?
- Just, um, practicing my drums.
[metallic clanging]
[Luan bangs on door]
- Can someone answer
the ringing in my head?
[groans]
- Gross! What is that?
- Get off my pumps!
- I'm gonna pump your face
if you don't move faster.
- Let's just get this over with.
- Ugh, why didn't Mrs. DeMonet
just tell us where the money is?
- I don't know.
Let's ask her.
[both scream]
- Wait, that's just a leftover
Halloween decoration.
- Hey, what are you two doing?
- Uh, we're just dusting.
- Wait, I thought we were
looking for the money.
- I knew it!
Okay, admit it,
you're all looking
for the money, aren't you?
- Obviously.
- Uh, duh!
- Heck yes, we are!
- Where'd you find
your first clue, Sherlock?
- You guys didn't even
believe the money existed.
I'm the one who should get it.
- Forget that!
I'm finding it for myself.
- Not if I find it first.
- Yeah, dream on.
- It's mine.
[overlapping shouting]
- [whistles]
Obviously you haven't learned
your lesson.
Back to the attic.
- The answer must be
in here somewhere.
I know it.
"Reflect upon
what I've said here."
What could that mean?
Reflect!
Duh!
I'm just going to be over here
cleaning the, uh,
the dirty thing.
- What's that?
- Ah!
Nothing.
- Lincoln found another letter.
all: Read it!
[overlapping shouting]
- Okay, okay, calm down.
"Well done.
You've found the next clue.
"But beware, if you fight
like my family did,
you'll never get to
the bottom of the matter."
You guys, maybe we should listen
to her and stop fighting.
- Yeah, Lincoln's right.
As soon as we're done
cleaning here,
we should totally work together
to find the money.
- Hey!
Lori's going after the money!
[all yelling]
- Wait!
[muffled overlapping shouting]
[overlapping shouting]
Guys, the letter.
Remember what Sharon DeMonet
said.
- Forget Sharon DeMonet.
It's every man for himself.
[overlapping shouting]
- Yaaah!
[grunts]
- Smell the money, boy.
Now go find more!
Hey!
Spit it out, Charles!
So help me,
I will get that dollar back,
even if I have to wait for it
to come out the other end!
- I summon you
from the great beyond.
Mrs. Sharon DeMonet,
tell me where your fortune is.
Speak to me, oh, spirit.
Come on, lady.
Just tell me where the dough is.
- What did Sharon say?
- Sharon said
get out of our room!
- [yelps]
- Hey, look, I found the bread.
[laughs]
And the cheddar.
And the lettuce.
And the clams.
Ew.
No wonder
someone threw this out.
- Hey, what--
- Stay out.
This is our turf!
[strums loud rock guitar chord]
[ears ringing]
- Hey, get back here!
That's my dollar!
- Have you found it?
[horn honks]
- Oh, no, you don't!
Search your own room!
- Duh, why didn't I
think of that?
[grunts]
Where are you?
Back, back, you animals!
- I found it!
all: You found the money?
- No, my missing floral pump.
all: Aww.
- The money's not up here.
Maybe it's downstairs.
[overlapping shouting]
[all panting]
- The dining room.
[overlapping shouting]
- The living room!
[overlapping shouting]
- Lily's room!
[all fight silently]
- We've literally searched
the whole house, and nothing.
- Hello?
My floral pump is not nothing.
- Maybe we missed something
in the letter.
[overlapping shouting]
- You're the one who ripped it!
- You did!
- Dude, how are we
gonna find the money now?
- We're not.
- Why?
- What are you talking about?
- 'Cause all we did
was fight over it.
And this is exactly what
Sharon DeMonet warned us about.
How about this?
From now on,
any time we find money,
whether it's a hidden fortune
or even this quarter,
we all share it equally.
[overlapping agreements]
- Sounds good.
- Yeah, I kind of like that.
- I'll even share the dollar
I got back from Charles.
- Let's not.
- That thing is dirty money.
[Lily coos]
- Aw, we're sorry, Lily.
Did your noisy sisters
and brother wake you?
- Hey, what's that stuck
to Lily's bottom?
- It's a map.
"If you're reading this,
"it means you came together and
got to the bottom of the matter.
Congratulations!
You're almost there."
[all cheer]
But wait, how could she
have known the map
would be on Lily's bottom?
- Who cares?
Let's find the money!
[overlapping shouting]
- X marks the spot.
- Ooh, I love solving for X.
all: Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig!
- I've got some experience
digging holes.
all: Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig!
- Digging is fun
for the "hole" family.
[laughs]
Get it?
all: Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig!
- Okay, everyone, stand back.
Luna!
A little digging music?
- You got it, sis.
[plays rock music]
- [exhales]
♪
[all gasp]
- It's locked.
- I got this.
[all gasp]
- What? There's more to my head
than just air, you know.
- [gasps]
[all gasp]
[heavenly choral music]
- $500!
[all gasp]
- So if we share it equally,
that means we each get, uh....
- $45.4545455 each.
[cheering]
- Yay. Yay. Yay.
- Yeah, woo-hoo!
- One, two, three!
[overlapping shouting]
- It was really nice of you
to give up your work bonus.
Are you ever gonna tell them
that you're Sharon DeMonet?
- Nah.
- I have to admit,
it's nice to see them sharing
money and not fighting over it.
- Yep.
All part of Sharon's plan.
- Was destroying the house
part of Sharon's plan?
- No, no, it was not.
- Well, now she can
Sharon DeCleanUp.
- Money.
There just isn't a lot of it
in the Loud house.
But when there is,
it's good to know
that from now on,
the kids will share it.
Ooh, a dime!
I'll just, uh,
keep this one to myself.
[floorboard thuds]
- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪
♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Loud house
- ♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪
♪ That's the way we show
our love in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house
♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪
♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪
♪ Stand in line to take a pee
♪ Never any privacy
♪ Chaos with 11 kids
♪ That's the way
it always is ♪
♪ In the Loud house