The Loud House (2016–…): Season 1, Episode 11 - Butterfly Effect/The Green House - full transcript
Lisa's potions cause an unexpected chain of events that leads to trouble for the Louds. / Lincoln tries to get his sisters to save electricity.
[rock music]
# #
[birds chirping]
[rock music]
# #
- How do you make an egg roll?
I don''t know,
how do you make an egg roll?
You push it.
Good one, Mr. Coconuts,
but your delivery
was a little wooden.
[laughs]
[music stops]
[cat meows]
[dog barks]
[clanging]
- Is that my shirt?
Take it off.
- I can''t,
there are boys here.
- Ah, coconuts.
- [grunts]
[grunting]
- See, Linc, the key
to parkour is momentum.
Never stop moving.
Door jump.
- Door jump. Whoa!
[cat meows]
I''m okay.
I''m just gonna lie here
a sec on the nice,
soft floor.
Welcome to a typical Saturday
morning in the Loud house.
Sure it''s crazy,
but that''s the way we like it,
all 11 of us.
- 11 is way too many.
I can''t take it anymore.
- But we can''t
get rid of them.
I''m too attached.
- [gasps]
- I know you are honey,
but they''re just
so obnoxious and loud.
- Are they talking about us?
[crashes]
[car horn honks]
[chattering]
- Stop,
you''re stretching my shirt!
- I''m sorry,
but my mind is made up.
I want all of them
out of the house
and on the curb in time
for trash pickup tomorrow.
- Trash pickup?
- But I love
my tie collection.
Cool neckwear is my thing.
- Honey,
they''re an embarrassment.
- Not this one,
it''s like a dance party
around your neck.
[humming]
- [groans]
- That is literally the dumbest
thing you have ever said.
- Yeah, why would they want
to get rid of us?
[dog growls, whines]
all: Oh.
- Whatever, Mr. Paranoid.
This is a waste
of valuable texting time.
- Lori, wait. I''m serious.
Come listen for yourself.
- But I thought
you loved them.
- Frankly, dear,
I didn''t like the first one,
and the next thing
I know we''ve got 11.
- It''s true...Mom and Dad
are getting rid of us.
- [all talking at once].
- I''m gonna go down there and
give them a piece of my mind!
- Guys, shhh.
Quiet down.
- I''m gonna
lose my princess bed.
Don''t you tell me
to quiet down!
- This is what got us in trouble
in the first place.
The yelling, and the fighting,
and the loudness.
- Lincoln''s right.
We have to be quiet
and perfectly well behaved.
- If we all work together,
maybe we can convince Mom
and Dad not to get rid of us.
Now who''s with me?
[all yell] We are!
[all whisper]
We are.
[upbeat music]
# #
- Sorry, love,
time to go acoustic.
[rings]
- So sorry, Mr. Coconuts.
Without me
you''re just a hand.
[muffled]
Hey, I bring the funny.
You''re always--
# #
- [exhales deeply]
##
- Here''s your shirt back.
- Thanks.
Wait, that''s my sweater.
- Remember the plan.
- And it looks
so much cuter on you.
- [cries]
[laughs]
- Oh, my gosh,
Luan, are you okay?
Help, guys,
I think Luan''s trapped.
- Ladies first.
- No, dear twin,
after you.
- You''re too kind,
dear Lola,
but I must insist
you go first.
- I shan''t hear of it.
- And I would never forgive
myself
if I went before you.
- [whimpering]
- Oh, please,
age before beauty.
You are two minutes older.
- [panting]
both: Oh, dear brother,
you go first.
- Thanks.
[groans]
- Honey, please,
won''t you reconsider?
- [groans]
Guys, Mom and Dad
are at the vent again.
- Okay, maybe
I judged them unfairly.
Forget what I said about
getting rid of all of them.
- It worked.
both: We did it. We get to stay.
- Oh, joy. What a relief.
- Speaking of relief,
everyone out, please.
[overlapping cheers]
- I knew
they''d change their mind.
- Ooh, invisible rope.
- You mean it?
I can keep them all?
- I didn''t say that,
but I will let you
keep your favorite.
- His favorite?
- But they''re all
equally great.
How can I pick just one?
- Come on, there must be one
that stands out above the rest.
- I''ve got some
serious standing out to do--
right after I pee.
[groovy music]
# #
[sneaky music]
# #
- Lincoln, where are you
going with those pancakes?
- Uh...
- And why did you spell out
"World''s Best Dad"
with chocolate chips?
- You can read?
- I am more than
just a pretty face, Lincoln.
Now, you''re up to something,
and I am gonna
find out what it is.
- Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
- But on the up side, we''re
not all getting kicked out.
One of us gets to stay.
- And you thought
it''d be you?
- What happened
to we all work together?
- I''m sorry.
I just kind of panicked.
- Dudes, Mom and Dad
are talking again.
- I don''t know,
maybe I''ll keep
the musical one.
- Are you kidding,
that one makes my ears bleed.
- Way harsh, Mom.
- Well, I definitely don''t need
the dark one. So dreary.
Good for a funeral,
but what else really, right?
- [gasps]
- [laughs]
- What about the one
with the hockey sticks?
- Eh, never been a fan.
- [gasps]
- Same with the filthy one.
- [scoffs]
- How about the funny one?
- Never made me laugh.
- Ugh, now, the pink one
I could definitely do without.
- You will pay for this.
- And the littlest one is
just crying to be thrown out.
Then we''ve got
the dumb one.
- What?
- You know, I''d also feel
a little guilty about
tossing out the gifted one.
- Oh, who''s gonna know?
So where does
that leave us?
- I believe
it leaves you with Lincoln,
but what do I know?
I''m just the gifted one.
- [all talking at once]
- Well, son, now that we''ve
cleared out the clutter,
we''ve got a lot
of extra space in the house,
and it''s all yours.
- Have fun with it.
[glass breaking]
[royal music]
[rock music]
# #
[engines rev]
[tires screech]
- Welcome to
the only child club.
##
- Wow, I''ve always wondered
what it would be like
to be an only child.
- You what?
- Well, I mean being an only
child is gonna be terrible.
What am I gonna
do without you guys?
- Well,
I guess we better go pack.
I''m still trying to figure out
who the dumb one is.
- I wonder if I could fit
a water slide in here.
- I''m sorry, honey,
but I just can''t pick
a favorite, it''s too hard.
- Fine, can we at least
get rid of just one?
Just one, I''m begging you.
- Okay, we''ll get rid of--
the one with the white hair.
You know, I''m not
even sure if it''s mine.
[melancholy music]
##
- You mean
your Easter tie?
Honey,
no one calls it a "hare,"
it''s a bunny rabbit,
but I agree.
It''s hideous.
- You may be wondering
why I assembled you all here.
- Uh, yeah.
You''ve got five minutes.
I literally have an entire
wardrobe to pack.
- Don''t bother.
[sighs]
I overheard another conversation
between Mom and Dad.
- What? You were snooping again?
- Wait.
Mom and Dad aren''t choosing
a favorite kid to keep,
they''re just
getting rid of one--me.
all: Aaaah!
- So I just
wanted to give you guys
my treasured possessions
before I, you know,
have to leave.
Lily, this is BunBun.
He needs two hugs a day,
and try to keep his ears clean.
Luan,
these are my rarest comics.
But they''re limited editions.
- She''s not taking them
because you''re not leaving.
There''s no way we''re letting
Mom and Dad kick you out.
all: Yeah, you''re staying.
- Really?
Even though I was going
to turn your rooms
into my own personal theme park?
- It was nice knowing you.
- Of course we won''t let you go.
You''re our only brother.
- Come on.
We''re gonna march right
down there and tell Mom and Dad
you''re staying.
- What the--
- [all talking at once]
- There''s nothing wrong
with his white hair.
- White hare?
You kids like my Easter tie?
- Easter tie?
[high-pitch laugh]
- Yeah, it''s great, right?
You know what, they all are.
Honey, I''m not getting rid
of any of these ties.
- Ties?
You guys have been
talking about ties?
- Of course. What did you think
we were talking about?
- Uh, nothing.
- We thought you were gonna
get rid of us.
Ooh...
- [laughs]
- We would never do that.
You''re the best ten things
that ever happened to us.
- There''s 11 honey.
- Yep. Right.
[overlapping chatter]
[high-pitch laugh]
- Oof, Dad really should get
rid of that one.
[rock music]
[crashes]
# #
- Good one, Mr. Coconuts.
[crashes, toilet flushes]]
- Ah.
Looks like everything''s back
to normal at the Loud house,
and my eavesdropping days
are over.
- What do you mean
you''ve got a bun in the oven?
[gasps]
You guys!
- You know I''m gluten free.
# #
[birds chirping]
[rock music]
# #
- How do you make an egg roll?
I don''t know,
how do you make an egg roll?
You push it.
Good one, Mr. Coconuts,
but your delivery
was a little wooden.
[laughs]
[music stops]
[cat meows]
[dog barks]
[clanging]
- Is that my shirt?
Take it off.
- I can''t,
there are boys here.
- Ah, coconuts.
- [grunts]
[grunting]
- See, Linc, the key
to parkour is momentum.
Never stop moving.
Door jump.
- Door jump. Whoa!
[cat meows]
I''m okay.
I''m just gonna lie here
a sec on the nice,
soft floor.
Welcome to a typical Saturday
morning in the Loud house.
Sure it''s crazy,
but that''s the way we like it,
all 11 of us.
- 11 is way too many.
I can''t take it anymore.
- But we can''t
get rid of them.
I''m too attached.
- [gasps]
- I know you are honey,
but they''re just
so obnoxious and loud.
- Are they talking about us?
[crashes]
[car horn honks]
[chattering]
- Stop,
you''re stretching my shirt!
- I''m sorry,
but my mind is made up.
I want all of them
out of the house
and on the curb in time
for trash pickup tomorrow.
- Trash pickup?
- But I love
my tie collection.
Cool neckwear is my thing.
- Honey,
they''re an embarrassment.
- Not this one,
it''s like a dance party
around your neck.
[humming]
- [groans]
- That is literally the dumbest
thing you have ever said.
- Yeah, why would they want
to get rid of us?
[dog growls, whines]
all: Oh.
- Whatever, Mr. Paranoid.
This is a waste
of valuable texting time.
- Lori, wait. I''m serious.
Come listen for yourself.
- But I thought
you loved them.
- Frankly, dear,
I didn''t like the first one,
and the next thing
I know we''ve got 11.
- It''s true...Mom and Dad
are getting rid of us.
- [all talking at once].
- I''m gonna go down there and
give them a piece of my mind!
- Guys, shhh.
Quiet down.
- I''m gonna
lose my princess bed.
Don''t you tell me
to quiet down!
- This is what got us in trouble
in the first place.
The yelling, and the fighting,
and the loudness.
- Lincoln''s right.
We have to be quiet
and perfectly well behaved.
- If we all work together,
maybe we can convince Mom
and Dad not to get rid of us.
Now who''s with me?
[all yell] We are!
[all whisper]
We are.
[upbeat music]
# #
- Sorry, love,
time to go acoustic.
[rings]
- So sorry, Mr. Coconuts.
Without me
you''re just a hand.
[muffled]
Hey, I bring the funny.
You''re always--
# #
- [exhales deeply]
##
- Here''s your shirt back.
- Thanks.
Wait, that''s my sweater.
- Remember the plan.
- And it looks
so much cuter on you.
- [cries]
[laughs]
- Oh, my gosh,
Luan, are you okay?
Help, guys,
I think Luan''s trapped.
- Ladies first.
- No, dear twin,
after you.
- You''re too kind,
dear Lola,
but I must insist
you go first.
- I shan''t hear of it.
- And I would never forgive
myself
if I went before you.
- [whimpering]
- Oh, please,
age before beauty.
You are two minutes older.
- [panting]
both: Oh, dear brother,
you go first.
- Thanks.
[groans]
- Honey, please,
won''t you reconsider?
- [groans]
Guys, Mom and Dad
are at the vent again.
- Okay, maybe
I judged them unfairly.
Forget what I said about
getting rid of all of them.
- It worked.
both: We did it. We get to stay.
- Oh, joy. What a relief.
- Speaking of relief,
everyone out, please.
[overlapping cheers]
- I knew
they''d change their mind.
- Ooh, invisible rope.
- You mean it?
I can keep them all?
- I didn''t say that,
but I will let you
keep your favorite.
- His favorite?
- But they''re all
equally great.
How can I pick just one?
- Come on, there must be one
that stands out above the rest.
- I''ve got some
serious standing out to do--
right after I pee.
[groovy music]
# #
[sneaky music]
# #
- Lincoln, where are you
going with those pancakes?
- Uh...
- And why did you spell out
"World''s Best Dad"
with chocolate chips?
- You can read?
- I am more than
just a pretty face, Lincoln.
Now, you''re up to something,
and I am gonna
find out what it is.
- Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
- But on the up side, we''re
not all getting kicked out.
One of us gets to stay.
- And you thought
it''d be you?
- What happened
to we all work together?
- I''m sorry.
I just kind of panicked.
- Dudes, Mom and Dad
are talking again.
- I don''t know,
maybe I''ll keep
the musical one.
- Are you kidding,
that one makes my ears bleed.
- Way harsh, Mom.
- Well, I definitely don''t need
the dark one. So dreary.
Good for a funeral,
but what else really, right?
- [gasps]
- [laughs]
- What about the one
with the hockey sticks?
- Eh, never been a fan.
- [gasps]
- Same with the filthy one.
- [scoffs]
- How about the funny one?
- Never made me laugh.
- Ugh, now, the pink one
I could definitely do without.
- You will pay for this.
- And the littlest one is
just crying to be thrown out.
Then we''ve got
the dumb one.
- What?
- You know, I''d also feel
a little guilty about
tossing out the gifted one.
- Oh, who''s gonna know?
So where does
that leave us?
- I believe
it leaves you with Lincoln,
but what do I know?
I''m just the gifted one.
- [all talking at once]
- Well, son, now that we''ve
cleared out the clutter,
we''ve got a lot
of extra space in the house,
and it''s all yours.
- Have fun with it.
[glass breaking]
[royal music]
[rock music]
# #
[engines rev]
[tires screech]
- Welcome to
the only child club.
##
- Wow, I''ve always wondered
what it would be like
to be an only child.
- You what?
- Well, I mean being an only
child is gonna be terrible.
What am I gonna
do without you guys?
- Well,
I guess we better go pack.
I''m still trying to figure out
who the dumb one is.
- I wonder if I could fit
a water slide in here.
- I''m sorry, honey,
but I just can''t pick
a favorite, it''s too hard.
- Fine, can we at least
get rid of just one?
Just one, I''m begging you.
- Okay, we''ll get rid of--
the one with the white hair.
You know, I''m not
even sure if it''s mine.
[melancholy music]
##
- You mean
your Easter tie?
Honey,
no one calls it a "hare,"
it''s a bunny rabbit,
but I agree.
It''s hideous.
- You may be wondering
why I assembled you all here.
- Uh, yeah.
You''ve got five minutes.
I literally have an entire
wardrobe to pack.
- Don''t bother.
[sighs]
I overheard another conversation
between Mom and Dad.
- What? You were snooping again?
- Wait.
Mom and Dad aren''t choosing
a favorite kid to keep,
they''re just
getting rid of one--me.
all: Aaaah!
- So I just
wanted to give you guys
my treasured possessions
before I, you know,
have to leave.
Lily, this is BunBun.
He needs two hugs a day,
and try to keep his ears clean.
Luan,
these are my rarest comics.
But they''re limited editions.
- She''s not taking them
because you''re not leaving.
There''s no way we''re letting
Mom and Dad kick you out.
all: Yeah, you''re staying.
- Really?
Even though I was going
to turn your rooms
into my own personal theme park?
- It was nice knowing you.
- Of course we won''t let you go.
You''re our only brother.
- Come on.
We''re gonna march right
down there and tell Mom and Dad
you''re staying.
- What the--
- [all talking at once]
- There''s nothing wrong
with his white hair.
- White hare?
You kids like my Easter tie?
- Easter tie?
[high-pitch laugh]
- Yeah, it''s great, right?
You know what, they all are.
Honey, I''m not getting rid
of any of these ties.
- Ties?
You guys have been
talking about ties?
- Of course. What did you think
we were talking about?
- Uh, nothing.
- We thought you were gonna
get rid of us.
Ooh...
- [laughs]
- We would never do that.
You''re the best ten things
that ever happened to us.
- There''s 11 honey.
- Yep. Right.
[overlapping chatter]
[high-pitch laugh]
- Oof, Dad really should get
rid of that one.
[rock music]
[crashes]
# #
- Good one, Mr. Coconuts.
[crashes, toilet flushes]]
- Ah.
Looks like everything''s back
to normal at the Loud house,
and my eavesdropping days
are over.
- What do you mean
you''ve got a bun in the oven?
[gasps]
You guys!
- You know I''m gluten free.