The L Word (2004–2009): Season 6, Episode 1 - Long Night's Journey Into Day - full transcript
Shane tries to deal with her betrayal to Jenny as they both attempt to figure out their feelings for one another as Shane awkwardly tries to apologize to Jenny who threatens to evict Shane from her house. Jenny invites Niki to come on over to her house, only to reject her the morning after. Meanwhile, Bette and Tina get anxious when Angelica comes down with a fever which gradually gets worse. Alice and Tasha cannot decide whether to break up or stay together since their different views on life strain their romance to the breaking point. Elsewhere, Helena and Kit celebrate after taking over the SheBar nightclub and re-name the place, 'HIT!'.
Alright, I got it.
Take this inside.
Get it back off the truck.
Sergeant,
the investigation team
is on their way.
Okay, tell me what we know.
It seemed to be
having a party of some kind,
there are seven ladies inside
and a little girl.
The little girl was asleep when
they found the woman
in the swimming pool.
Any evidence
of drugs or alcohol?
Oh, just a few drinks and
a bottle of wine. That's about it.
What about the victim?
Evening.
My name is
Sergeant Marybeth Duffy.
Who's the homeowner,
please?
Hi, I am Bette Porter.
- Bette Porter?
- Yes,
and this is my partner,
Tina Kennard.
Hi.
It's a very beautiful family.
Thank you.
I don't plan
on keeping you long,
but I'm sure you understand
I've gotta ask a few questions.
{\a6}Jennyfer Schecter.
{\a6}We love you Jenny!
{\a6}We love you too, Jenny!
{\a6}Thank you.
{\a6}I wanna thank
my incredible friends
{\a6}who I,
I really love you, guys.
{\a6}You guys have,
{\a6}have shown me loyalty,
{\a6}and so much compassion.
{\a6}And
{\a6}friendship and I,
{\a6}I think that's what
"Lez Girls" is all about.
{\a6}It means the world to me
{\a6}more than any other movie or lover.
{\a6}Is, is Niki here?
{\a6}I saw her outside,
by the little pagoda.
{\a6}I wanna tell her something,
'cause I, I was...
{\a6}I realized something really important
this afternoon. That
{\a6}I am madly in love with someone,
{\a6}and it's changed the way I feel
about all of this.
{\a6}Thank you for
putting up with me.
Thank you, Jenny.
MUSIC
Are you kidding me?
You agreed to change the ending?!
- God, it's so...
- Tina, it makes total sense
that Jesse would go back to Jim
in the end.
Jesse never really felt gay
at the beginning.
What the fuck
would you know about it?!
- What?
- That is so fucked up!
- Tina, come on.
- You're so fucking Hollywood!
So Williams spends a little more money.
What's the big deal?
This is bullshit!
We worked really hard
on a movie that we believed in
and the marketing people
just come along
and change the whole ending?
The guy gets the girl
in the end?!
This is the movie that was supposed
to change all that.
Look, Tina.
If the movie's too gay,
it's going to alienate the audience.
Too gay!
It's a movie about lesbians.
And the movie is full of lesbians.
It's choke full of them.
Bev is a lesbian, Nina's a lesbian,
Shaun, Dona, what's your face,
- the, uh, bisexual?
- Alyse.
Alyse! She's not interested.
And when we're talking
about one character here,
- it's not that big deal.
- I just wanna know one thing.
How do you do it?
How do you live with yourself?
What the hell is going on?
The studio wants to change
the ending of the movie.
They want Jesse to go back to Jim.
What?!
They think it's too gay.
Too gay?
Wait, you're not gonna let them
go away with that, are you?
I'm telling you it's the man
that does this crazy shit.
Jenny, would you talk to me?
I'm your friend, please.
- No, Shane.
- You guys, come on.
- Can we all just be friends, please?
- Jenny, I am your friend. I swear.
- I swear.
- You know what?
It's the ultimate betrayal.
You've broken my heart.
MUSIC
It's... Damnit, Jenny!
That's right.
No, please, don't.
No, I have
to call you back, okay?
I can't talk right now.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Jenny, please.
Jenny, please, just give me
half the chances to explain
why the hell I would do
something like that.
- Fuck off!
- No, no, no, no!
Wait, you guys!
Fuck!
- You wanna talk about it?
- Talk about what?
Well, you're kicking my shoes.
You kind of shiftfaced.
I'm not shiftfaced.
A little bit.
It's Helena. Hold on one second.
Hey, Helena, I can't talk.
Yeah, no,
it's Adele and Tina's
creepy boss. They met
at the studio secretly.
Just one second.
And they were just gonna
make end into a grobbery left story
that makes the lesbian random.
I know. That did happen!
That's what...
Tash! Jesus! I got...
Yeah, Jenny made the speech,
went outside, saw Shane...
You know, I can't talk.
It's a bad time.
Okay, I'll tell you later.
Yeah.
What are you doing?
Saving you the trouble
of breaking up with me.
What? Oh my...
You're so wrong about...
I changed my mind, okay?
You changed your mind?
Yeah.
So you did wanna break up
with me, but now you don't.
Okay, listen, I don't want you to
just start flying off the handle
because it's, it's like...
- When did this all happened?
- You know what?
I'm not gonna let you just
fucking corner me right now
and accuse me and blame me
when you know
we'd been unhappy!
It didn't...
Fuck, it's Jenny.
I just think, um...
to, I mean...
Okay, I do not wanna
break up with you.
I wanna work this out.
I think we owe it to each other.
We owe it to ourselves.
You don't owe me,
you don't owe me anything.
I owe it to myself.
I... I don't...
I don't wanna break up with you.
So what made you
change your mind?
Honestly, I think
it was Shane tonight.
Going down on
her best friend's girlfriend.
Yeah, like
on the railing outside the Yamashiro
for the whole world to see.
It just kinda made me
think twice about
taking her advice.
So Shane gave you advice?
Oh, come on,
we talk about everything.
You know that. Don't I...
And you actually thought about taking it.
MUSIC
- Jenny, undo the chain.
- No, fuck off.
Jenny, I don't wanna wake up
the whole goddam neighbourhood.
- Undo the fucking chain.
- I don't care.
Listen, I know what I did
is completely fucked up,
but you do mean the world to me.
So please,
let me just talk to you and
explain to you what happened.
You're a sad pathetic piece
of shit!
Jenny, open the door!
She's sleeping.
She's so pretty congested.
- You said you gave her some advil?
- Yeah, about an hour and a half ago.
You know, in the future,
you should just call us right away.
In this way,
we'll come straight home.
Okay, yeah, of course.
That would be great, thank you.
Have a good night.
God, she's young.
I'm just so fucking furious,
you know?
I know that Adele and Aaron
worked him over.
William has some integrity. He does.
I mean, believe it or not.
If I had a chance
to talk to him.
You should call him.
It's 1:30 in the morning.
You should call him.
It's not like he hasn't called you
about half a dozen times
in the middle of the night.
You realize he pays my paycheck?
But it doesn't give him
rights on you.
I mean, from
everything you've told me,
William responds
to strength of conviction.
I think
that you need to tell him
how deeply you feel about this
without Adele standing there
batting her eyelashes at him.
He'll respect it.
Jenny, you've got
to let me in.
I'm not going away.
Let me in.
Jenny, I'm not going.
Please, let me in.
- Poor Shane.
- Fuck that!
I wouldn't blame Jenny if
she never spoke to Shane again.
- That's little harsh.
- It was unforgivable
what Shane did.
Well, maybe it was wrong, but...
- Maybe?
- Okay, it was wrong.
It was devastating.
After everything
that Jenny's been through?
Poor Shane,
been through a lot too,
and she's always been there
for Jenny.
- Let's not talk about this.
- Let's not talk about this.
No, fuck off!
Why don't you just listen
to what she has to say?
- Fuck you!
- I did have my keys!
- Open the fucking door!
- They're my keys now! And now,
you're gonna have to listen
to what we both have to say.
There is,
there is absolutely no we.
It's just me, it's just me.
I wanna talk to you.
I want you both
out of my house, okay?
Listen, let me just say
what I have to say
and if you want me to go then,
then I promise I'll leave.
Me too.
Oh my god!
Oh, poor Tiffy!
Listen,
I realize I've done a lot of
fucked up shit in my life,
I acknowledge that,
but this is, by far,
the most fucked up thing
I have ever done.
But you cannot forget
that ten days ago
you told me that
she was dead to you.
- I did say that.
- And for some reason
in my fucked up brain
that gave me permission
and, and I know
that breakups take time,
and you need that time to heal,
and I know that
I've encroached on your time
to do that and I am sorry.
- So you tell me.
- Oh god!
What can I do? I will eat dirt,
- I'll crawl on glass, I'll be...
- Me too, Jenny.
I mean I would even drink
that Spirulina disgusting stuff
- for an entire week. I promise you.
- I'll be your assistant.
I'll be your servant, I'll be your slave,
I'll be whatever it takes,
but I want you to forgive me.
I mean, Jenny, listen,
you know me more
- than anybody else in this world.
- I do.
You're my best friend
I've ever had.
And I'm so ashamed.
I'm profoundly ashamed
of what I've done.
I need you to know that.
My only explanation, and I promise
it is an explanation
it is not an excuse,
is that I've been upset about Molly.
Molly? Why?
She...
She gave me hope.
She... she... she...
She inspired me.
What?! She inspired you
to fuck my girlfriend on
the balustrade of Yamashiro?
I didn't fuck your girlfriend.
Yeah Jenny,
she only ate me out.
Oh, right, okay, of course.
- I'm so stupid!
- Listen, if I knew for a split second
she was your girlfriend,
I wouldn't ever go near that.
Listen to me. I understand...
MUSIC
Piece of fucking shit!
Hang on a sec.
Go fuck yourself!
And the fuck out of my house!
Jesus!
What the fuck?!
I think you're right.
I think we probably
should break up.
It's Max. He's back...
Oh, okay.
It's off.
It's off.
We have nothing in common.
It was exciting and hot to you
when I was a soldier, but
we have nothing in common.
We don't have nothing in common.
Come on.
Exactly, we don't have
nothing in common.
It's stupid.
What?
It's true.
We have things in common.
Like what?
We have this.
Okay, what else?
We have this in common.
- No, no!
- What?
I know we have all of this.
But it can't be the only thing.
Fuck her, right?
I mean, we tried.
Shut up, Nikki.
Why don't you just
come with me?
I bought a new house
from the money I made
from my last feature and while
my house is under construction,
they're putting me up
in the Chateau.
Come on, it'll be fun.
Seriously.
I don't think so.
Terrific idea.
I'll let you know
when there is a good time
for you to get the rest
of your stincky shit.
And don't come back
when I'm here.
Do you think
this thing's working?
We have a fever, Pookie,
and a nasty cold.
Do you think maybe we should
give her some more advil?
I don't know. It's been less
in the four hours.
Go to sleep.
I'll get it.
God! Phyllis can be
such an asshole.
- No.
- No, she had no right. Really.
She had every right.
Molly's her daughter.
She loves her.
If I loved someone as much
as she loves Molly,
I'd tell her not to
waste her time with me too.
Oh, come on,
you're not a waste of time.
Why'd say that?
Thanks, Bette.
Wait, so are you saying that
- you love Molly?
- Yeah.
God! I don't think I've heard you
say that since Carmen.
I was faithfull to Molly.
Really? Sorry,
I didn't mean to laugh.
- No, you can laugh.
- No.
No, it's just that
that's big.
It must have been hard.
How hard is it to be faithfull
to someone that you're in love with?
She's asleep.
- Is she okay?
- Yeah, she's fine.
She just has a really bad cold.
Listen, I know you guys
have a lot going on with
Angie and everything, but...
Can I stay here tonight? I wanna
try with Jenny in the morning
but I don't have a place
to stay.
I'm gonna call William.
Go for it.
Right now. Yeah, I'll go.
No, no, no, just stay. Stay.
It's okay.
Did you hear what happened
with the movie?
- Aaron, apparently...
- Hi, this is Tina Kennard
calling for Mr. Halsey.
Yes, I know. I know
that it is very late.
William? William, hi.
It's Tina.
I'm so sorry to call you
in the middle of the night, but
I just wanted to take the chance
to tell you
how
passionnate I feel and
how strongly I feel
that we do not sell out
to studio marketers.
And they got him to agree
to reshoot the end of the movie.
To what?
Some heterosexist
Jesse goes back to Jim and
decides she isn't
really lesbian after all
- kind of ending.
- You're fucking kidding me?
- No, I promise I do not call you...
- This happened tonight?
- ... at 2:15 in the morning
to berate you and accuse you
of being a sala.
I'm sorry.
Yes, I, I should have used
better judgment.
I should have
cool my jets and
taken my time and called you
in the morning to make an appointm...
Oh, my god.
What? So,
you wanna sleep on our couch?
MUSIC
Okay. How about
"Porter-Peabody's"?
No, no, no, no, no, sounds like
a porter party copy.
No, sounds like,
you know, no, no, no, okay.
But I like the idea
of combining both our names.
You know, bring them together?
Kit, Helena...
Kelena! Kelena?
Okay, alright.
Well, the only thing
that left is
Kit, Helena...
Hit!
The Hit Club!
- "Hit"! It's a Hit.
- It's a great name for a club.
It's a hit, it's just hit me.
- That's it!
- Girl it's hit club! Girl,
where you been?!
She's my best friend, Tina.
I didn't mean to hurt her.
That is ass backward, Shane.
You shouldn't meant
not to hurt her.
You should think before you act.
You're right. I know.
You're right.
The things you do in the dark?
They have consequences.
But, no one's saying that
what happened was OK, T.
I think, maybe you,
you might be
a little overjudgmental.
- You're damn right I am!
- No, she's right.
You know what? I deserve
everything you're saying.
Well, I think that we all
have to take in account,
you know,
a lot of things, before we can
judge anyone else's behavior.
I think
your unwillingness to judge
has a lot more to do
with your own history
than any accommodation
you might make for Shane.
Well, that's what I was saying.
I mean, I was admitting that...
Listen, you know what?
I don't wanna get you guys
into this.
- I'm gonna get outta there.
- Don't. Don't go. Stay.
Really. Don't go. Stay, okay?
I'm sorry
I've busted your chops.
I am.
It was my own stuff, okay?
- Stay.
- T.?
Please, stay, that's fine.
I said attraction.
It's not like it was
in a sexual way.
It was we had things in common.
Like we talked about things
that I like.
Like what?
Like we just talked easily.
We had... we had this talkabout.
You have to understand.
Nothing happened.
I need you to hear that.
Nothing happened.
In fact, you know,
I think I deserve
a little credit.
Credit for what?
For not doing
what every other lesbian
would do in the circomstances.
I didn't cheat!
That's a given, Alice.
You don't get medals for that.
I'm not saying...
I don't...
This is such a fucking trap.
I know that you think
thinking is cheating, okay?
That's the person
I'm dealing with.
So,
I'm trying to say
let's be honest, okay? I'm trying
to give you some honesty.
If we stand a fucking chance
in this relationship,
we have to be honest.
We have to communicate.
That's what I'm doing.
I'm admitting that I had a moment,
like a moment!
How much of a moment?
It... like... nothing.
Like a nanobig,
like a tiny moment.
Like a mental...
Let me just get rid of that.
Hold on.
I mean, I didn't even
really kiss her! At all!
What?
No, I just... It's a bad time.
- It's a bad time.
- Hi, Tasha.
I was just...
Listen. Do you two care
if I sleep on the couch tonight?
What the fuck do you mean
you didn't even really kiss her?
Maybe you can give her
some more of that good advice.
Fuck! Fuck!
Tasha, hold on!
It's really bad, but
you can't stay here tonight.
I'm so sorry. I love you so much
but it's really bad
and you're not helping my case.
Will you lock the door?
Okay. I love you. Sorry.
Hang on the door!
Where are you going?
At a friend's house.
Oh, my god!
You know how to work this thing?
Oh wait.
I think I pushed it
too many times.
It's so goddam complicated.
Yes, this is Tina Kennard,
mother of
Angelica Porter-Kennard.
Four and a half.
She's really high fever
and she is very congested.
Can you get a reading?
104?
104.
Yeah, definitively 104.
I think we should just go.
- Okay.
- Now.
I don't know where Shane is.
I really... I tried to phone her,
but it didn't...
I don't wanna do this over the phone.
Really.
I don't know where she is.
Okay, I don't know if you know
what happened
and what my mother said, but...
it was around us and
Shane was completely justified
in the way that she
behaved on me the other night
and I really,
I really need to talk to her.
I think
probably what your mother
said to Shane
was completely justified.
My mother's a raging bitch
and she destroys anyone
that gets in her way
and I'm not gonna watch her
do that to the woman that I love.
You know that it's
Shane's MO to make
girls fall in love with her, right?
Yes, I know that,
but I also know that
what we have is different.
Right. And then,
when girls fall in love with her,
they want Shane
to be constrained
into like a happy family
and like a
marriage type of relationship
and that's not gonna happen.
Yeah. I don't wanna constrain her,
I love her for who she is.
So if you could just tell me
where she is or
when she'll be back.
She's at the Chateau Marmont,
and she's fucking Nikki.
I... I don't know
when it started happening.
I guess
they were fucking around
on the Pink Ride or something.
'Cause they were always
going off together and...
I don't know.
I remember that Nikki said
she ran into Shane in the shower
and Nikki comes back
and she's still dirty
and she's not,
she's not wet.
Shane and Nikki hooked up
on the Pink Ride?
I don't know.
I don't know if there is
any point in rehashing this stuff.
Molly, I do know that now
that Nikki and I are over
Shane's gonna loose interest
and move on.
This is her's.
If you wouldn't mind
giving it to her. There's a,
a letter in the inside pocket,
in case
she didn't get to see it.
If you could make sure
that she gets that.
Thanks.
MUSIC
"In your eyes"
"I see things I know
I can't touch"
"I know not to reach for them"
"I let them touch me"
"And I cherish these moments"
"That we're able to share"
"However fleeting they may be"
Once we filled up the form,
how long will it take?
We'll do our best, M'ame.
What else comes in?
She's burning up.
It's 3:00 in the morning.
She's really hot.
Which one of you is the mother?
We both are.
I need to put one name only.
Are you kidding me?
I can't process your paperwork.
This is Los Angeles.
There are same sex families
on every fucking street corner.
She was born
in this fucking hospital
and both our names
are on the birth certificate.
So why don't you just
give us a fucking break,
you bureaucratic magnet,
and get our daughter
to see a goddam doctor.
Please.
This is incredible.
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
You know, we ate muchies.
- What are you doing?
- I'm leaving.
You have nowhere to go.
So you're coming with us.
Come on.
See, look, tada!
Wonderful goods waiting for you.
Poor Shane,
Jenny's so mad at her.
What? Smile!
Don't worry.
I'm gonna take care of you, okay?
I don't want you
to take care of me.
- Why not?
- 'Cause I don't.
I can take care of you.
Everyone else's mad at you
and I'm not.
- Fantastic!
- Come on! Smile a little there!
Isn't she sexy, you guys!
Come on, Shane, relax!
Oh, my god, it's Jenny.
She said "If you still wanna
come over and see me, you can".
Great.
You think she's serious?
I don't know, Nikki. I don't.
If she texts you
and she says that,
then yes, she's serious.
I know but she's been so mean.
I don't know what to tell you.
Just go.
Just go, okay? Go, go, go.
Are you gonna be okay?
I'm gonna be fine.
Just...
Do you think she loves me?
I don't know. Sure.
Sure.
Okay. Let's go, you guys.
I'll text you later, okay?
Come on you guys. Let's go.
I am mortified.
I'm just relieved.
I just, I don't know how
I got the monitor to read 104
when the temperature's 99.5.
You know, I'm sure
it happens all the time
with all
the tottering L.A. parents.
That's one of the things
I love about you.
Is that I don't know how to use
a digital thermometer?
Because you appear
to the most of the world
to be so Alpha and in control
and
I know how hard it is for you
to cover up the panic
you feel inside.
MUSIC
Who the hell lives here?
What the hell
are you doing here?
I live here. Maybe I should
be asking you that question.
But, you, uh... I thought...
You disappeared!
I thought you left town or...
got arrested by some cop
who was pissed off
you slept with his wife.
Okay, look who's talking.
Oh, I didn't. I didn't.
Did she tell you I did?
'Cause I didn't.
Throw me the keys.
I didn't.
Can I come in?
Hello? Can I...
Can I come in?
I'm coming in.
So, try to make yourself
at home, girl, but
keep it down, 'cause I'm trying
to get some work done in here.
It's 3:00 in the morning.
It's when I do my best work.
Oh my fucking god!
Who's that?
Oh, fucking Gabby Deveaux.
I take it you know her.
Can I have a beer?
It's a twist off?
Come here.
Honey...
I swear,
I won't do anything
to make it up to you.
We'll see about that.
I swear, Jenny, I'm so sorry.
Okay, I only did it with Shane,
let her go down on me
because I was devastated
- about you, Jenny.
- Shh...
I'm so sorry.
I swear. I never meant to do
anything to hurt you.
I don't wanna loose you.
Beautiful.
You've got a problem with that?
You've gotta admit
it's a little tacky
It's her culture.
It's not tacky.
Oh, come on.
Look at the hat!
There you go.
That's our problem.
There's no problem.
I'm just saying.
I'm not saying
you would buy this.
- You know who have these?
- Don't mind us.
Sandwich round.
- You're a snob.
- What?
You weren't like this
when I first met you.
Actually, she was a wannabe.
And now,
she's a wannabe with money.
Ever think about investing in
a stylist with all that money, Alice?
You need to watch your mouth.
Ouh, Alice has a big butch daddy
to protect her.
Can you give me, uh,
the liverwurst one?
You sure that's liverwurst
I smell?
I wonder if your friend knows
that her girlfriend
used to be nicknamed "crash"
'cause she would always show up
to parties she wasn't invited to.
That's what my life
used to be like. Right there.
You're the best person
I've ever met.
You're
strong, you're honest,
you're beautiful.
I'm not ready to lose you.
MUSIC
Get your hands off of her!
- Don't you touch me!
- What?
I said don't fucking touch me,
bitch!
What are you gonna do, huh?
I swear
if you fucking touch me...
Everybody keep their hands
of everybody else in Hit Club.
Unless they're loving hands.
Can I have a drink?
Please?
Make that two.
On me.
Women are poison.
You know that?
Two.
I just wanna apologize.
You already did.
No, I mean for
defending Shane tonight.
I feel like I might have sent
the wrong message.
It doesn't matter.
We just fall in two different sides
of this, that's all.
It's fine.
Given my history, I just,
I don't wanna be
casual about the promise
that I made to you.
I didn't know
you made any promises.
Well, I'm making
a promise to you right now.
I promise
that I share your values
about family
and faithfulness
and commitment
and that I will never ever
cheat on you again.
I love you.
Come home with me.
I promise I won't make
any gross noises like that.
Oh, I'm not sleeping with you.
Okay, fine, no sex tonight.
No, I mean, I'm not even
sleeping in your bed,
not until we figure some shit out.
Whatever you say,
fine.
- What was that?
- What?
It's my happy dance.
You never make noises like that.
Shane, baby girl.
Hey, sweetie, come on.
It's time to go home.
Hold on the... Yeah.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Your arms are around my neck.
I'm gonna pull you.
Please, put your...
- Are you okay? You're okay?
- What time is it?
It's time to go home.
What are we gonna do?
Come on, girl. One of us
has to take her.
Okay, alright, I'll take her.
Come on.
Come on, Shane,
you're going with me. Come on.
Put your arms around...
- Hang on, hang on, hang on.
- What time is it?
Okay, it's time for you
to go home.
Where is my bag?
We... we got it, we got it,
we got it.
- We got your bag, we got your bag.
- It's okay, it's here.
Okay, let's go. See you tomorrow.
Come on, Shane.
Come on. Put one step in front
of the other.
Come on, you can do it.
One more step. Come on.
Alright, good night.
This is stupid. Would you
just come to the bedroom?
Or
let me sleep on the sofa
while you go to the bedroom
'cause it's not fair, I mean,
you don't have to be banished
from the sofa.
This is fine. This is actually
hundred times more comfortable
than half the places I've slept.
Really?
I never slept on that.
Do you mind if I just...
It's soft.
This is nice.
It's really good.
What are you doing?
What?
It's a nice place to sleep
but I'm not currently sleepy.
- Lay still.
- What?
- Stop it. Just lay still!
- What? What?!
- Lay still!
- But...
Am I too scrummy?
Yes, you are.
- Turn around.
- Come on.
That's it.
We're not doing this.
We're not doing this.
Not until we're sure
that we're gonna,
that we're gonna stay together.
I'm serious.
Oh, I know you're serious.
Yes.
- You're a very serious person.
- Yeah, and you're not.
One more thing
we don't have in common.
Wait a minute.
That's not true.
- It is.
- No, I can be very serious.
Really?
Watch.
Wait, you made me laugh.
Hold on.
What's with the
flared nostrils though?
Is that...
- Is that part of your serious look?
- Listen, don't judge me!
What are we gonna do?
- Should go to therapy?
- Oh, hell, no.
I'm not going to therapy.
Why? What's wrong
with therapy?
Therapy is for people
with problems.
Oh yeah, so let's not
go to that.
'Cause we're good.
Alright. Well, maybe we'll see.
Oh, I know, girl.
I know.
You did some damnit shit.
I fucked up, Kit.
I totally fucked up.
It wasn't even worth it,
that's the worst part.
It was such a waste.
You know, Jenny,
- she gonna get over it.
- No, she's not.
- Oh, yeah.
- No, she's not.
She's not gonna get over it.
There's no way. She's...
She's too delicate.
She's way too delicate
and I don't just mean
that whole movie thing
with Adele and Nikki, I just mean
in general. She's...
she's fragile.
And the worst part,
the part that makes me
the most sick is that
I was probably the last person
she would ever expect
to do something like this.
And I did it.
Yeah, you did it.
You know, it seems like
her life has just been
one big ass-whooping,
you know? It's...
I know.
It's so hot in here.
- Why is that?
- Come on. Take off your socks.
- Just, just relax.
- Fuck!
You know,
you know what you should do?
- I can't do anything.
- Yeah, you can.
You need to fight.
You need to fight for Jenny.
You see, you
kinda just
let all your women go.
Carmen, Molly...
No, no, Jenny's my friend...
That's why you can do it.
Fight for the friendship.
Friendship.
Let her know that you'll,
you'll fight to the death
to let her know
you're not gonna let her go.
You're not gonna lose
this friendship.
MUSIC
Good morning.
I'm so happy everything's okay
between us.
God, you're so sexy.
I love you so much.
And...
Last night, you know,
after
everything
that happened with Shane,
it was so romantic
when you said
that I broke your heart...
"You've broken my heart".
You didn't break my heart.
You're nothing
but a self absorbed,
self-indulgent
little brat.
And our affair on set
was nothing but a showmance.
And when I said
that you broke my heart,
I wasn't talking about you, darling.
It's time for you to go.
MUSIC
I'm moving into a hotel.
Morning.
Shane, why don't you come
sit with me at the counter?
I don't want to have memories...
No, it's okay. I got it.
It's okay.
She's really pissed.
Shane,
why don't you have a seat?
If she sits there,
then I'm gonna leave.
Jenny, come on.
I'd like to talk to you.
Do you,
do you guys wanna have
a drink with me?
- Sorry.
- It's okay.
Helena, could we just have
some service, please? Thank you.
You wanna sit down?
Sure.
- Where did you sleep last night?
- Kit's.
Excuse me, ladies.
- Do enjoy.
- Thanks.
For you, an expresso.
- You're sweet. Thank you.
- Tea.
Come on, girls!
You've gotta be kidding,
right?!
Take this inside.
Get it back off the truck.
Sergeant,
the investigation team
is on their way.
Okay, tell me what we know.
It seemed to be
having a party of some kind,
there are seven ladies inside
and a little girl.
The little girl was asleep when
they found the woman
in the swimming pool.
Any evidence
of drugs or alcohol?
Oh, just a few drinks and
a bottle of wine. That's about it.
What about the victim?
Evening.
My name is
Sergeant Marybeth Duffy.
Who's the homeowner,
please?
Hi, I am Bette Porter.
- Bette Porter?
- Yes,
and this is my partner,
Tina Kennard.
Hi.
It's a very beautiful family.
Thank you.
I don't plan
on keeping you long,
but I'm sure you understand
I've gotta ask a few questions.
{\a6}Jennyfer Schecter.
{\a6}We love you Jenny!
{\a6}We love you too, Jenny!
{\a6}Thank you.
{\a6}I wanna thank
my incredible friends
{\a6}who I,
I really love you, guys.
{\a6}You guys have,
{\a6}have shown me loyalty,
{\a6}and so much compassion.
{\a6}And
{\a6}friendship and I,
{\a6}I think that's what
"Lez Girls" is all about.
{\a6}It means the world to me
{\a6}more than any other movie or lover.
{\a6}Is, is Niki here?
{\a6}I saw her outside,
by the little pagoda.
{\a6}I wanna tell her something,
'cause I, I was...
{\a6}I realized something really important
this afternoon. That
{\a6}I am madly in love with someone,
{\a6}and it's changed the way I feel
about all of this.
{\a6}Thank you for
putting up with me.
Thank you, Jenny.
MUSIC
Are you kidding me?
You agreed to change the ending?!
- God, it's so...
- Tina, it makes total sense
that Jesse would go back to Jim
in the end.
Jesse never really felt gay
at the beginning.
What the fuck
would you know about it?!
- What?
- That is so fucked up!
- Tina, come on.
- You're so fucking Hollywood!
So Williams spends a little more money.
What's the big deal?
This is bullshit!
We worked really hard
on a movie that we believed in
and the marketing people
just come along
and change the whole ending?
The guy gets the girl
in the end?!
This is the movie that was supposed
to change all that.
Look, Tina.
If the movie's too gay,
it's going to alienate the audience.
Too gay!
It's a movie about lesbians.
And the movie is full of lesbians.
It's choke full of them.
Bev is a lesbian, Nina's a lesbian,
Shaun, Dona, what's your face,
- the, uh, bisexual?
- Alyse.
Alyse! She's not interested.
And when we're talking
about one character here,
- it's not that big deal.
- I just wanna know one thing.
How do you do it?
How do you live with yourself?
What the hell is going on?
The studio wants to change
the ending of the movie.
They want Jesse to go back to Jim.
What?!
They think it's too gay.
Too gay?
Wait, you're not gonna let them
go away with that, are you?
I'm telling you it's the man
that does this crazy shit.
Jenny, would you talk to me?
I'm your friend, please.
- No, Shane.
- You guys, come on.
- Can we all just be friends, please?
- Jenny, I am your friend. I swear.
- I swear.
- You know what?
It's the ultimate betrayal.
You've broken my heart.
MUSIC
It's... Damnit, Jenny!
That's right.
No, please, don't.
No, I have
to call you back, okay?
I can't talk right now.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Jenny, please.
Jenny, please, just give me
half the chances to explain
why the hell I would do
something like that.
- Fuck off!
- No, no, no, no!
Wait, you guys!
Fuck!
- You wanna talk about it?
- Talk about what?
Well, you're kicking my shoes.
You kind of shiftfaced.
I'm not shiftfaced.
A little bit.
It's Helena. Hold on one second.
Hey, Helena, I can't talk.
Yeah, no,
it's Adele and Tina's
creepy boss. They met
at the studio secretly.
Just one second.
And they were just gonna
make end into a grobbery left story
that makes the lesbian random.
I know. That did happen!
That's what...
Tash! Jesus! I got...
Yeah, Jenny made the speech,
went outside, saw Shane...
You know, I can't talk.
It's a bad time.
Okay, I'll tell you later.
Yeah.
What are you doing?
Saving you the trouble
of breaking up with me.
What? Oh my...
You're so wrong about...
I changed my mind, okay?
You changed your mind?
Yeah.
So you did wanna break up
with me, but now you don't.
Okay, listen, I don't want you to
just start flying off the handle
because it's, it's like...
- When did this all happened?
- You know what?
I'm not gonna let you just
fucking corner me right now
and accuse me and blame me
when you know
we'd been unhappy!
It didn't...
Fuck, it's Jenny.
I just think, um...
to, I mean...
Okay, I do not wanna
break up with you.
I wanna work this out.
I think we owe it to each other.
We owe it to ourselves.
You don't owe me,
you don't owe me anything.
I owe it to myself.
I... I don't...
I don't wanna break up with you.
So what made you
change your mind?
Honestly, I think
it was Shane tonight.
Going down on
her best friend's girlfriend.
Yeah, like
on the railing outside the Yamashiro
for the whole world to see.
It just kinda made me
think twice about
taking her advice.
So Shane gave you advice?
Oh, come on,
we talk about everything.
You know that. Don't I...
And you actually thought about taking it.
MUSIC
- Jenny, undo the chain.
- No, fuck off.
Jenny, I don't wanna wake up
the whole goddam neighbourhood.
- Undo the fucking chain.
- I don't care.
Listen, I know what I did
is completely fucked up,
but you do mean the world to me.
So please,
let me just talk to you and
explain to you what happened.
You're a sad pathetic piece
of shit!
Jenny, open the door!
She's sleeping.
She's so pretty congested.
- You said you gave her some advil?
- Yeah, about an hour and a half ago.
You know, in the future,
you should just call us right away.
In this way,
we'll come straight home.
Okay, yeah, of course.
That would be great, thank you.
Have a good night.
God, she's young.
I'm just so fucking furious,
you know?
I know that Adele and Aaron
worked him over.
William has some integrity. He does.
I mean, believe it or not.
If I had a chance
to talk to him.
You should call him.
It's 1:30 in the morning.
You should call him.
It's not like he hasn't called you
about half a dozen times
in the middle of the night.
You realize he pays my paycheck?
But it doesn't give him
rights on you.
I mean, from
everything you've told me,
William responds
to strength of conviction.
I think
that you need to tell him
how deeply you feel about this
without Adele standing there
batting her eyelashes at him.
He'll respect it.
Jenny, you've got
to let me in.
I'm not going away.
Let me in.
Jenny, I'm not going.
Please, let me in.
- Poor Shane.
- Fuck that!
I wouldn't blame Jenny if
she never spoke to Shane again.
- That's little harsh.
- It was unforgivable
what Shane did.
Well, maybe it was wrong, but...
- Maybe?
- Okay, it was wrong.
It was devastating.
After everything
that Jenny's been through?
Poor Shane,
been through a lot too,
and she's always been there
for Jenny.
- Let's not talk about this.
- Let's not talk about this.
No, fuck off!
Why don't you just listen
to what she has to say?
- Fuck you!
- I did have my keys!
- Open the fucking door!
- They're my keys now! And now,
you're gonna have to listen
to what we both have to say.
There is,
there is absolutely no we.
It's just me, it's just me.
I wanna talk to you.
I want you both
out of my house, okay?
Listen, let me just say
what I have to say
and if you want me to go then,
then I promise I'll leave.
Me too.
Oh my god!
Oh, poor Tiffy!
Listen,
I realize I've done a lot of
fucked up shit in my life,
I acknowledge that,
but this is, by far,
the most fucked up thing
I have ever done.
But you cannot forget
that ten days ago
you told me that
she was dead to you.
- I did say that.
- And for some reason
in my fucked up brain
that gave me permission
and, and I know
that breakups take time,
and you need that time to heal,
and I know that
I've encroached on your time
to do that and I am sorry.
- So you tell me.
- Oh god!
What can I do? I will eat dirt,
- I'll crawl on glass, I'll be...
- Me too, Jenny.
I mean I would even drink
that Spirulina disgusting stuff
- for an entire week. I promise you.
- I'll be your assistant.
I'll be your servant, I'll be your slave,
I'll be whatever it takes,
but I want you to forgive me.
I mean, Jenny, listen,
you know me more
- than anybody else in this world.
- I do.
You're my best friend
I've ever had.
And I'm so ashamed.
I'm profoundly ashamed
of what I've done.
I need you to know that.
My only explanation, and I promise
it is an explanation
it is not an excuse,
is that I've been upset about Molly.
Molly? Why?
She...
She gave me hope.
She... she... she...
She inspired me.
What?! She inspired you
to fuck my girlfriend on
the balustrade of Yamashiro?
I didn't fuck your girlfriend.
Yeah Jenny,
she only ate me out.
Oh, right, okay, of course.
- I'm so stupid!
- Listen, if I knew for a split second
she was your girlfriend,
I wouldn't ever go near that.
Listen to me. I understand...
MUSIC
Piece of fucking shit!
Hang on a sec.
Go fuck yourself!
And the fuck out of my house!
Jesus!
What the fuck?!
I think you're right.
I think we probably
should break up.
It's Max. He's back...
Oh, okay.
It's off.
It's off.
We have nothing in common.
It was exciting and hot to you
when I was a soldier, but
we have nothing in common.
We don't have nothing in common.
Come on.
Exactly, we don't have
nothing in common.
It's stupid.
What?
It's true.
We have things in common.
Like what?
We have this.
Okay, what else?
We have this in common.
- No, no!
- What?
I know we have all of this.
But it can't be the only thing.
Fuck her, right?
I mean, we tried.
Shut up, Nikki.
Why don't you just
come with me?
I bought a new house
from the money I made
from my last feature and while
my house is under construction,
they're putting me up
in the Chateau.
Come on, it'll be fun.
Seriously.
I don't think so.
Terrific idea.
I'll let you know
when there is a good time
for you to get the rest
of your stincky shit.
And don't come back
when I'm here.
Do you think
this thing's working?
We have a fever, Pookie,
and a nasty cold.
Do you think maybe we should
give her some more advil?
I don't know. It's been less
in the four hours.
Go to sleep.
I'll get it.
God! Phyllis can be
such an asshole.
- No.
- No, she had no right. Really.
She had every right.
Molly's her daughter.
She loves her.
If I loved someone as much
as she loves Molly,
I'd tell her not to
waste her time with me too.
Oh, come on,
you're not a waste of time.
Why'd say that?
Thanks, Bette.
Wait, so are you saying that
- you love Molly?
- Yeah.
God! I don't think I've heard you
say that since Carmen.
I was faithfull to Molly.
Really? Sorry,
I didn't mean to laugh.
- No, you can laugh.
- No.
No, it's just that
that's big.
It must have been hard.
How hard is it to be faithfull
to someone that you're in love with?
She's asleep.
- Is she okay?
- Yeah, she's fine.
She just has a really bad cold.
Listen, I know you guys
have a lot going on with
Angie and everything, but...
Can I stay here tonight? I wanna
try with Jenny in the morning
but I don't have a place
to stay.
I'm gonna call William.
Go for it.
Right now. Yeah, I'll go.
No, no, no, just stay. Stay.
It's okay.
Did you hear what happened
with the movie?
- Aaron, apparently...
- Hi, this is Tina Kennard
calling for Mr. Halsey.
Yes, I know. I know
that it is very late.
William? William, hi.
It's Tina.
I'm so sorry to call you
in the middle of the night, but
I just wanted to take the chance
to tell you
how
passionnate I feel and
how strongly I feel
that we do not sell out
to studio marketers.
And they got him to agree
to reshoot the end of the movie.
To what?
Some heterosexist
Jesse goes back to Jim and
decides she isn't
really lesbian after all
- kind of ending.
- You're fucking kidding me?
- No, I promise I do not call you...
- This happened tonight?
- ... at 2:15 in the morning
to berate you and accuse you
of being a sala.
I'm sorry.
Yes, I, I should have used
better judgment.
I should have
cool my jets and
taken my time and called you
in the morning to make an appointm...
Oh, my god.
What? So,
you wanna sleep on our couch?
MUSIC
Okay. How about
"Porter-Peabody's"?
No, no, no, no, no, sounds like
a porter party copy.
No, sounds like,
you know, no, no, no, okay.
But I like the idea
of combining both our names.
You know, bring them together?
Kit, Helena...
Kelena! Kelena?
Okay, alright.
Well, the only thing
that left is
Kit, Helena...
Hit!
The Hit Club!
- "Hit"! It's a Hit.
- It's a great name for a club.
It's a hit, it's just hit me.
- That's it!
- Girl it's hit club! Girl,
where you been?!
She's my best friend, Tina.
I didn't mean to hurt her.
That is ass backward, Shane.
You shouldn't meant
not to hurt her.
You should think before you act.
You're right. I know.
You're right.
The things you do in the dark?
They have consequences.
But, no one's saying that
what happened was OK, T.
I think, maybe you,
you might be
a little overjudgmental.
- You're damn right I am!
- No, she's right.
You know what? I deserve
everything you're saying.
Well, I think that we all
have to take in account,
you know,
a lot of things, before we can
judge anyone else's behavior.
I think
your unwillingness to judge
has a lot more to do
with your own history
than any accommodation
you might make for Shane.
Well, that's what I was saying.
I mean, I was admitting that...
Listen, you know what?
I don't wanna get you guys
into this.
- I'm gonna get outta there.
- Don't. Don't go. Stay.
Really. Don't go. Stay, okay?
I'm sorry
I've busted your chops.
I am.
It was my own stuff, okay?
- Stay.
- T.?
Please, stay, that's fine.
I said attraction.
It's not like it was
in a sexual way.
It was we had things in common.
Like we talked about things
that I like.
Like what?
Like we just talked easily.
We had... we had this talkabout.
You have to understand.
Nothing happened.
I need you to hear that.
Nothing happened.
In fact, you know,
I think I deserve
a little credit.
Credit for what?
For not doing
what every other lesbian
would do in the circomstances.
I didn't cheat!
That's a given, Alice.
You don't get medals for that.
I'm not saying...
I don't...
This is such a fucking trap.
I know that you think
thinking is cheating, okay?
That's the person
I'm dealing with.
So,
I'm trying to say
let's be honest, okay? I'm trying
to give you some honesty.
If we stand a fucking chance
in this relationship,
we have to be honest.
We have to communicate.
That's what I'm doing.
I'm admitting that I had a moment,
like a moment!
How much of a moment?
It... like... nothing.
Like a nanobig,
like a tiny moment.
Like a mental...
Let me just get rid of that.
Hold on.
I mean, I didn't even
really kiss her! At all!
What?
No, I just... It's a bad time.
- It's a bad time.
- Hi, Tasha.
I was just...
Listen. Do you two care
if I sleep on the couch tonight?
What the fuck do you mean
you didn't even really kiss her?
Maybe you can give her
some more of that good advice.
Fuck! Fuck!
Tasha, hold on!
It's really bad, but
you can't stay here tonight.
I'm so sorry. I love you so much
but it's really bad
and you're not helping my case.
Will you lock the door?
Okay. I love you. Sorry.
Hang on the door!
Where are you going?
At a friend's house.
Oh, my god!
You know how to work this thing?
Oh wait.
I think I pushed it
too many times.
It's so goddam complicated.
Yes, this is Tina Kennard,
mother of
Angelica Porter-Kennard.
Four and a half.
She's really high fever
and she is very congested.
Can you get a reading?
104?
104.
Yeah, definitively 104.
I think we should just go.
- Okay.
- Now.
I don't know where Shane is.
I really... I tried to phone her,
but it didn't...
I don't wanna do this over the phone.
Really.
I don't know where she is.
Okay, I don't know if you know
what happened
and what my mother said, but...
it was around us and
Shane was completely justified
in the way that she
behaved on me the other night
and I really,
I really need to talk to her.
I think
probably what your mother
said to Shane
was completely justified.
My mother's a raging bitch
and she destroys anyone
that gets in her way
and I'm not gonna watch her
do that to the woman that I love.
You know that it's
Shane's MO to make
girls fall in love with her, right?
Yes, I know that,
but I also know that
what we have is different.
Right. And then,
when girls fall in love with her,
they want Shane
to be constrained
into like a happy family
and like a
marriage type of relationship
and that's not gonna happen.
Yeah. I don't wanna constrain her,
I love her for who she is.
So if you could just tell me
where she is or
when she'll be back.
She's at the Chateau Marmont,
and she's fucking Nikki.
I... I don't know
when it started happening.
I guess
they were fucking around
on the Pink Ride or something.
'Cause they were always
going off together and...
I don't know.
I remember that Nikki said
she ran into Shane in the shower
and Nikki comes back
and she's still dirty
and she's not,
she's not wet.
Shane and Nikki hooked up
on the Pink Ride?
I don't know.
I don't know if there is
any point in rehashing this stuff.
Molly, I do know that now
that Nikki and I are over
Shane's gonna loose interest
and move on.
This is her's.
If you wouldn't mind
giving it to her. There's a,
a letter in the inside pocket,
in case
she didn't get to see it.
If you could make sure
that she gets that.
Thanks.
MUSIC
"In your eyes"
"I see things I know
I can't touch"
"I know not to reach for them"
"I let them touch me"
"And I cherish these moments"
"That we're able to share"
"However fleeting they may be"
Once we filled up the form,
how long will it take?
We'll do our best, M'ame.
What else comes in?
She's burning up.
It's 3:00 in the morning.
She's really hot.
Which one of you is the mother?
We both are.
I need to put one name only.
Are you kidding me?
I can't process your paperwork.
This is Los Angeles.
There are same sex families
on every fucking street corner.
She was born
in this fucking hospital
and both our names
are on the birth certificate.
So why don't you just
give us a fucking break,
you bureaucratic magnet,
and get our daughter
to see a goddam doctor.
Please.
This is incredible.
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
You know, we ate muchies.
- What are you doing?
- I'm leaving.
You have nowhere to go.
So you're coming with us.
Come on.
See, look, tada!
Wonderful goods waiting for you.
Poor Shane,
Jenny's so mad at her.
What? Smile!
Don't worry.
I'm gonna take care of you, okay?
I don't want you
to take care of me.
- Why not?
- 'Cause I don't.
I can take care of you.
Everyone else's mad at you
and I'm not.
- Fantastic!
- Come on! Smile a little there!
Isn't she sexy, you guys!
Come on, Shane, relax!
Oh, my god, it's Jenny.
She said "If you still wanna
come over and see me, you can".
Great.
You think she's serious?
I don't know, Nikki. I don't.
If she texts you
and she says that,
then yes, she's serious.
I know but she's been so mean.
I don't know what to tell you.
Just go.
Just go, okay? Go, go, go.
Are you gonna be okay?
I'm gonna be fine.
Just...
Do you think she loves me?
I don't know. Sure.
Sure.
Okay. Let's go, you guys.
I'll text you later, okay?
Come on you guys. Let's go.
I am mortified.
I'm just relieved.
I just, I don't know how
I got the monitor to read 104
when the temperature's 99.5.
You know, I'm sure
it happens all the time
with all
the tottering L.A. parents.
That's one of the things
I love about you.
Is that I don't know how to use
a digital thermometer?
Because you appear
to the most of the world
to be so Alpha and in control
and
I know how hard it is for you
to cover up the panic
you feel inside.
MUSIC
Who the hell lives here?
What the hell
are you doing here?
I live here. Maybe I should
be asking you that question.
But, you, uh... I thought...
You disappeared!
I thought you left town or...
got arrested by some cop
who was pissed off
you slept with his wife.
Okay, look who's talking.
Oh, I didn't. I didn't.
Did she tell you I did?
'Cause I didn't.
Throw me the keys.
I didn't.
Can I come in?
Hello? Can I...
Can I come in?
I'm coming in.
So, try to make yourself
at home, girl, but
keep it down, 'cause I'm trying
to get some work done in here.
It's 3:00 in the morning.
It's when I do my best work.
Oh my fucking god!
Who's that?
Oh, fucking Gabby Deveaux.
I take it you know her.
Can I have a beer?
It's a twist off?
Come here.
Honey...
I swear,
I won't do anything
to make it up to you.
We'll see about that.
I swear, Jenny, I'm so sorry.
Okay, I only did it with Shane,
let her go down on me
because I was devastated
- about you, Jenny.
- Shh...
I'm so sorry.
I swear. I never meant to do
anything to hurt you.
I don't wanna loose you.
Beautiful.
You've got a problem with that?
You've gotta admit
it's a little tacky
It's her culture.
It's not tacky.
Oh, come on.
Look at the hat!
There you go.
That's our problem.
There's no problem.
I'm just saying.
I'm not saying
you would buy this.
- You know who have these?
- Don't mind us.
Sandwich round.
- You're a snob.
- What?
You weren't like this
when I first met you.
Actually, she was a wannabe.
And now,
she's a wannabe with money.
Ever think about investing in
a stylist with all that money, Alice?
You need to watch your mouth.
Ouh, Alice has a big butch daddy
to protect her.
Can you give me, uh,
the liverwurst one?
You sure that's liverwurst
I smell?
I wonder if your friend knows
that her girlfriend
used to be nicknamed "crash"
'cause she would always show up
to parties she wasn't invited to.
That's what my life
used to be like. Right there.
You're the best person
I've ever met.
You're
strong, you're honest,
you're beautiful.
I'm not ready to lose you.
MUSIC
Get your hands off of her!
- Don't you touch me!
- What?
I said don't fucking touch me,
bitch!
What are you gonna do, huh?
I swear
if you fucking touch me...
Everybody keep their hands
of everybody else in Hit Club.
Unless they're loving hands.
Can I have a drink?
Please?
Make that two.
On me.
Women are poison.
You know that?
Two.
I just wanna apologize.
You already did.
No, I mean for
defending Shane tonight.
I feel like I might have sent
the wrong message.
It doesn't matter.
We just fall in two different sides
of this, that's all.
It's fine.
Given my history, I just,
I don't wanna be
casual about the promise
that I made to you.
I didn't know
you made any promises.
Well, I'm making
a promise to you right now.
I promise
that I share your values
about family
and faithfulness
and commitment
and that I will never ever
cheat on you again.
I love you.
Come home with me.
I promise I won't make
any gross noises like that.
Oh, I'm not sleeping with you.
Okay, fine, no sex tonight.
No, I mean, I'm not even
sleeping in your bed,
not until we figure some shit out.
Whatever you say,
fine.
- What was that?
- What?
It's my happy dance.
You never make noises like that.
Shane, baby girl.
Hey, sweetie, come on.
It's time to go home.
Hold on the... Yeah.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Your arms are around my neck.
I'm gonna pull you.
Please, put your...
- Are you okay? You're okay?
- What time is it?
It's time to go home.
What are we gonna do?
Come on, girl. One of us
has to take her.
Okay, alright, I'll take her.
Come on.
Come on, Shane,
you're going with me. Come on.
Put your arms around...
- Hang on, hang on, hang on.
- What time is it?
Okay, it's time for you
to go home.
Where is my bag?
We... we got it, we got it,
we got it.
- We got your bag, we got your bag.
- It's okay, it's here.
Okay, let's go. See you tomorrow.
Come on, Shane.
Come on. Put one step in front
of the other.
Come on, you can do it.
One more step. Come on.
Alright, good night.
This is stupid. Would you
just come to the bedroom?
Or
let me sleep on the sofa
while you go to the bedroom
'cause it's not fair, I mean,
you don't have to be banished
from the sofa.
This is fine. This is actually
hundred times more comfortable
than half the places I've slept.
Really?
I never slept on that.
Do you mind if I just...
It's soft.
This is nice.
It's really good.
What are you doing?
What?
It's a nice place to sleep
but I'm not currently sleepy.
- Lay still.
- What?
- Stop it. Just lay still!
- What? What?!
- Lay still!
- But...
Am I too scrummy?
Yes, you are.
- Turn around.
- Come on.
That's it.
We're not doing this.
We're not doing this.
Not until we're sure
that we're gonna,
that we're gonna stay together.
I'm serious.
Oh, I know you're serious.
Yes.
- You're a very serious person.
- Yeah, and you're not.
One more thing
we don't have in common.
Wait a minute.
That's not true.
- It is.
- No, I can be very serious.
Really?
Watch.
Wait, you made me laugh.
Hold on.
What's with the
flared nostrils though?
Is that...
- Is that part of your serious look?
- Listen, don't judge me!
What are we gonna do?
- Should go to therapy?
- Oh, hell, no.
I'm not going to therapy.
Why? What's wrong
with therapy?
Therapy is for people
with problems.
Oh yeah, so let's not
go to that.
'Cause we're good.
Alright. Well, maybe we'll see.
Oh, I know, girl.
I know.
You did some damnit shit.
I fucked up, Kit.
I totally fucked up.
It wasn't even worth it,
that's the worst part.
It was such a waste.
You know, Jenny,
- she gonna get over it.
- No, she's not.
- Oh, yeah.
- No, she's not.
She's not gonna get over it.
There's no way. She's...
She's too delicate.
She's way too delicate
and I don't just mean
that whole movie thing
with Adele and Nikki, I just mean
in general. She's...
she's fragile.
And the worst part,
the part that makes me
the most sick is that
I was probably the last person
she would ever expect
to do something like this.
And I did it.
Yeah, you did it.
You know, it seems like
her life has just been
one big ass-whooping,
you know? It's...
I know.
It's so hot in here.
- Why is that?
- Come on. Take off your socks.
- Just, just relax.
- Fuck!
You know,
you know what you should do?
- I can't do anything.
- Yeah, you can.
You need to fight.
You need to fight for Jenny.
You see, you
kinda just
let all your women go.
Carmen, Molly...
No, no, Jenny's my friend...
That's why you can do it.
Fight for the friendship.
Friendship.
Let her know that you'll,
you'll fight to the death
to let her know
you're not gonna let her go.
You're not gonna lose
this friendship.
MUSIC
Good morning.
I'm so happy everything's okay
between us.
God, you're so sexy.
I love you so much.
And...
Last night, you know,
after
everything
that happened with Shane,
it was so romantic
when you said
that I broke your heart...
"You've broken my heart".
You didn't break my heart.
You're nothing
but a self absorbed,
self-indulgent
little brat.
And our affair on set
was nothing but a showmance.
And when I said
that you broke my heart,
I wasn't talking about you, darling.
It's time for you to go.
MUSIC
I'm moving into a hotel.
Morning.
Shane, why don't you come
sit with me at the counter?
I don't want to have memories...
No, it's okay. I got it.
It's okay.
She's really pissed.
Shane,
why don't you have a seat?
If she sits there,
then I'm gonna leave.
Jenny, come on.
I'd like to talk to you.
Do you,
do you guys wanna have
a drink with me?
- Sorry.
- It's okay.
Helena, could we just have
some service, please? Thank you.
You wanna sit down?
Sure.
- Where did you sleep last night?
- Kit's.
Excuse me, ladies.
- Do enjoy.
- Thanks.
For you, an expresso.
- You're sweet. Thank you.
- Tea.
Come on, girls!
You've gotta be kidding,
right?!