The L Word (2004–2009): Season 5, Episode 10 - Lifecycle - full transcript

PREVIOUSLY ON THE L WORD...

THIS IS BENEATH YOU.

IT'S REALLY NICE FOR
ONCE TO BE WITH SOMEONE

WHO'S A LITTLE BIT UNEDUCATED.

MAYBE YOU'D LIKE
TO GO OUT SOMETIME?

YOU MEAN LIKE ON A DATE?

YEAH, LIKE A DATE.

THIS ONE HERE'S GETTING
A LOT OF JOB OFFERS.

ARE YOU CONSIDERING IT?

I'M REALLY JUST HAVING
A GOOD TIME BEING HOME.

WHO WAS IT?



IT'S TINA.

WE'RE GOING TO GO SEE
THE THERAPIST TOGETHER.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

NOTHING.

DON'T YOU DARE DO THAT TO JODI.

SHE ALREADY KNOWS
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG.

ARE YOU GOING TO TELL
HER IT'S BECAUSE OF US?

I'M IN LOVE WITH TINA.

WHAT? DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?

PUT THIS IN AN ENVELOPE,

AND GIVE IT TO NIKI.

OH, MY GOD.

OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.

LOOK, SHE DOESN'T
HAVE TO KNOW, OKAY?



WHAT?

THAT WAS THE MOST AMAZING LETTER

THAT ANYONE HAS
EVER WRITTEN TO ME,

AND IT MADE ME REALIZE

WHY I WANTED TO DO THIS FILM...

MY MOTHER FACED HER
ILLNESS WITH COURAGE,

BUT WAS STILL
UNABLE TO DEFEAT IT.

UNFORTUNATELY, HER
STORY IS ALL TOO FAMILIAR,

ESPECIALLY TO SO MANY
OF YOU WHO ARE HERE.

SO TODAY,

WE RIDE IN HONOR OF OUR
FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES

WHO HAVE SUCCUMBED
TO BREAST CANCER,

AND OUR FRIENDS AND LOVED
ONES WHO ARE SURVIVORS.

AND BY BEING HERE TODAY,

YOU'RE NOT ONLY HELPING
TO RAISE AWARENESS,

BUT YOU'RE HELPING IN
THE QUEST TO FIND A CURE.

YOU'RE HELPING TO SAVE LIVES!

NOW, GET OUT THERE
AND HAVE AN AMAZING RIDE!

♪ GIRLS IN TIGHT DRESSES
WHO DRAG WITH MUSTACHES ♪

♪ CHICKS DRIVING FAST
INGENUES WITH LONG LASHES ♪

♪ WOMEN WHO LONG, LOVE,
LUST WOMEN WHO GIVE ♪

♪ THIS IS THE WAY IT'S
THE WAY THAT WE LIVE ♪

♪ TALKING, LAUGHING
LOVING, BREATHING ♪

♪ FIGHTING, FUCKING
CRYING, DRINKING ♪

♪ WRITING, WINNING
LOSING, CHEATING ♪

♪ KISSING, THINKING, DREAMING ♪

♪ THIS IS THE WAY... ♪

♪ IT'S THE WAY THAT WE LIVE ♪

♪ IT'S THE WAY THAT WE LIVE ♪

♪ AND LOVE ♪

WELCOME TO THE
2008 SUBARU PINK RIDE!

I AM KICKING YOUR ASS.

OH, PLEASE.

WHAT?

YOU THINK I CAN'T TAKE YOU?

NO.

HEY, TASH!

HEY!

WHAT'S GOING ON? HOW ARE YOU?

WHAT'S GOING
ON? ALICE, THIS IS T,

AND THIS IS NICOLE.

PAPI AND I,

WE USED TO PLAY
BASKETBALL WITH THEM

BEFORE I WENT INTO THE SERVICE.

HEY, THE COCO GIRLS
PUT TOGETHER A TEAM.

WHO'S COCO?

OH, IT'S A GAY CLUB DOWNTOWN.

REALLY?

I THOUGHT I KNEW
ALL THE LEZZIE CLUBS.

GUESS NOT.

IT'S MOSTLY BLACK.

IT'S KIND OF A DIFFERENT SCENE.

IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, TASH.

YEAH, YOU TOO.

COCO GIRLS GOING TO GIVE
YOU A RUN FOR YOUR MONEY.

NO DOUBT.

HEY, YOU COME PARTY
WITH US LATER, YEAH?

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I'LL
COME AND FIND YOU GUYS.

ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU.

ALL RIGHT.

WAS SHE, UH...

WAS SHE FLIRTING WITH YOU?

MAYBE A LITTLE. YEAH.

A LITTLE BIT? THOUGHT SO.

JEALOUS?

MMM?

YEAH.

WHAT THE FUCK?

HI, TINA.

NIKI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I'M RAISING AWARENESS
FOR BREAST CANCER.

DO YOU KNOW THAT ONE IN
TEN WOMEN ARE DIAGNOSED...

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN L.A.

DOING THE COVER FOR
ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE.

TINA, IT'S FINE. ADELE
RESCHEDULED IT.

OH, YOU RESCHEDULED IT?

YEAH, JENNY ASKED ME TO,

BUT DON'T WORRY, MARIO,
THE PHOTOGRAPHER...

I KNOW WHO MARIO IS.

MARIO'S HOT FOR ADELE.

NO, HE'S NOT. YEAH, HE IS.

JENNY MADE ADELE HOT, AND
NOW MARIO'S TOTALLY HOT FOR HER.

HE'S TOTALLY NOBODY'S
HOT. IN LOVE WITH YOU.

ADELE, ARE YOU GAY?

SHUT UP, OKAY? WHATEVER. FINE.

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN
GOOD FOR LEZ GIRLS

IF YOU HAD DONE IT, ALL RIGHT,

BUT YOU GUYS

ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO
BE SEEN TOGETHER, OKAY?

I PROMISED YOUR MANAGERS.

YOU'RE GOING TO GET ME FIRED.

TINA, IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE
GOING TO BE HAVING SEX

ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.

HERE, LOOK, I'LL PUT THESE ON,

AND NO ONE WILL EVEN
RECOGNIZE ME, ALL RIGHT?

EXCUSE ME. HI.

A-ARE YOU NIKI STEVENS?

YEAH.

CAN WE HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

OH, SURE.

I QUIT. I FUCKING QUIT.

HERE YOU GO.

LOOKING FABULOUS.

THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

WHOO! ALL RIGHT, HEY, GIRL...

WHAT?

MM-HM.

WHY ARE YOU HERE?

WELL, I HAD THIS
GREAT PINK SHIRT,

AND IT SAID SUBARU ON IT
ALREADY, SO I FIGURED I'D...

MOLLY, GO HOME.

IT'S A FREE COUNTRY.

I CAN SUPPORT
BOOBS IF I WANT TO.

GO BOOBS!

SEE?

YOU FLEW ALL THE WAY UP HERE?

SHANE, SHANE,

SHE FLEW ALL THE WAY UP HERE

TO KEEP FIGHTING WITH YOU, GIRL.

THAT'S TRUE LOVE!

THAT'S TRUE LOVE...

OKAY, I KNOW IT'S
SLIGHTLY STALKERISH,

BUT IF YOU LISTEN TO ME...

MOLLY, I DON'T WANT
TO LISTEN TO YOU.

I REALLY DON'T.

I'M THE UNEDUCATED
ONE, REMEMBER?

ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU
SAID TO YOUR MOM?

I'M UNEDUCATED.

NO, NO, LISTEN TO ME.

I THINK THOSE WERE
YOUR EXACT WORDS, RIGHT?

NO, THEY WERE!

I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR
FUCKING LOSER FUCK-BUDDY.

I DON'T WANT YOU TO PITY ME,

I DON'T WANT YOU TO SAVE ME.

I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR
TEACHER INTO THE GAY WORLD.

I DON'T WANT ANY OF IT,
SO JUST, JUST GO HOME.

FIVE, FOUR...

THREE, TWO, ONE!

♪ WE SEE ♪

♪ BRIGHT LIGHTS, ANOTHER
DAY I'M WAKING UP ♪

♪ INTO THE STREET STAY ON BEAT ♪

♪ HERE IT COMES ♪

♪ I GET HIGH TO LIFT MYSELF ♪

♪ REMEMBERING ♪

♪ I'M RUNNING LATE
I'M RUNNING LATE ♪

♪ HERE IT COMES ♪

♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU GOT THERE ♪

♪ DON'T KNOW WHY YOU GOT THERE ♪

HEY...

I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

WHAT?

YOU LOOK REALLY
GREAT IN THOSE PANTS.

FUCK YOU.

FUCK YOU.

BETTE?

YEAH?

I DON'T WANT JODI
TO KNOW ABOUT US.

SHE'S GOING TO
FIND OUT EVENTUALLY.

NO, I MEAN,

I DON'T WANT HER TO KNOW

THAT WE WERE FOOLING
AROUND BEHIND HER BACK.

I MEAN, IT'S OKAY IF SHE THINKS
THAT WE TALKED ABOUT IT,

BUT I DON'T WANT HER TO
THINK THAT WE ACTED ON IT,

YOU KNOW, BEFORE THE
TWO OF YOU BROKE UP.

I DON'T WANT ANYBODY TO KNOW.

EXCEPT FOR KIT.

YEAH, NOBODY NEEDS
TO KNOW. THAT'S FINE.

OKAY.

SHE DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW.

MM-MM.

I'M GOING TO PULL OUT.

TO YOUR LEFT.

COME ON, TASHA!

COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON!

COME ON.

IT'S A RIDE, NOT A RACE.

COME ON!

ALL RIGHT, JUST GO AHEAD.

♪ LOOKING OUTSIDE
OUTSIDE OF YOURSELF... ♪

HOW LONG DO YOU
THINK THIS WILL LAST FOR?

I HAVE NO IDEA,

BUT I AM NOT DRESSED
FOR THIS WEATHER.

WE LOVE YOU, NIKI!

OW!

DOES THAT EVER BOTHER YOU?

NO, MOST OF THE TIME IT'S FUNNY.

HMM.

SO, UM, HOW LONG

HAVE YOU AND JENNY
BEEN FRIENDS FOR?

A FEW YEARS.

WHERE DID YOU GUYS MEET?

BETTE AND TINA HAD A
PARTY A FEW YEARS AGO,

AND THAT'S WHEN JENNY
FIRST MOVED TO L.A.

OH, YEAH, YEAH, WE
SHOT THAT SCENE.

YES, WE DID.

SO, DID YOU GUYS EVER HOOK UP?

WHO, ME AND JENNY?

YEAH.

FUCK, NO.

WHY NOT?

MY FRIENDS ARE ALWAYS
HOOKING UP WITH EACH OTHER, SO...

NO.

NOT IN THIS CASE.

YOU KNOW, SHE'S
REALLY BEAUTIFUL,

AND YOU'RE NOT SO BAD YOURSELF,

SO I'M SURPRISED.

WELL, I FIGURE,

JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN, IT
DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD.

HEY, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

FUCK.

MY PUSSY IS SO NUMB.

UH-HUH.

OW.

LISTEN... WHAT?

CAN YOU PLEASE DO SOMETHING

ABOUT THE STALKER?

I DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING

ABOUT MY STALKER.

YES, YOU DO.

SHE'S BEEN FOLLOWING
YOU AROUND FOR 30 MILES.

YEAH? WELL, THAT
MEANS I HAVE 170 TO GO.

ARE YOU GOING TO COME WITH?

NO.

♪ IF I LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN ♪

♪ LIGHT A CANDLE
AND LET IT BURN ♪

♪ 'CAUSE LIGHT
TRANSCENDS TIME... ♪

I'LL RACE YOU.

FUCK.

WHAT?

NEXT PIT-STOP.

IF I WIN, YOU HAVE TO LISTEN.

IF YOU WIN, I'LL GO HOME.

ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE ON.

GO! SHIT!

I'M SORRY!

JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER
CHANCE, PLEASE!

I'M SORRY, COME ON!

COME ON!

NO!

♪ SHE'S FLOATING
UP TO OUTER SPACE ♪

♪ AND THIS TIME IT'S FOR REAL ♪

♪ WHEN I LOOK BACK
IT COMES TO ME... ♪

I LOVE YOU!

WHAT?

WHOA, WAIT.

I WON.

NO, NO, NO, NO.

WHAT, YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ME?

NO, I JUST SAID
THAT SO YOU'D STOP.

YOU CHEATED!

OW!

SO WHAT? I STILL WON!

MY ASS IS KILLING ME.

OKAY, I KNOW I'M A DISASTER,

BUT YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO
ME BECAUSE THAT WAS THE BET.

MAKE IT FAST.

I DON'T KNOW IF I'M GAY, I
DON'T KNOW IF I'M STRAIGHT,

BUT I KNOW THAT I
WANT TO BE WITH YOU.

WE HAD TERRIBLE SEX.

NO, IT WAS GREAT FOR ME!

YOU DON'T JUST GET ON A
BIKE AND KNOW HOW TO RIDE IT.

SAME WITH RIDING A GIRL.

SO I FREAKED OUT, BIG DEAL!

YOU'VE JUST BEEN
WITH SO MANY GIRLS,

YOU DON'T REMEMBER
YOUR FIRST TIME.

WELL, GUESS WHAT,
IT WAS MY FIRST TIME,

AND IT WAS GREAT,

AND IT WAS BETTER
THAN WITH RICHARD,

AND WITH GUYS, AND WITH ANYBODY,

AND I'M REALLY INTO YOU,

AND I SWEAR NEXT TIME, I
WILL SO GO DOWN ON YOU!

MOLLY, MOLLY, MOLLY,
YOU'RE MAKING A SCENE.

PLEASE...

SERIOUSLY, WHY DO
YOU WANT TO BE WITH ME?

THINK ABOUT IT,
BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN

USING ME TO GET BACK AT
YOUR MOTHER THE WHOLE TIME.

I HAVEN'T.

I HAVEN'T BEEN USING YOU.

I'VE NEVER FLOWN TO
THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST

TO CHASE A GIRL I BARELY KNOW,

AND I'M HERE,

AND I'M REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU,

AND I NEED YOU TO GIVE
ME ANOTHER CHANCE,

EVEN IF I'M AWFUL IN BED!

I KNOW THAT I'M STILL GAY 101,
BUT I'M A REALLY FAST LEARNER,

AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,

I'M GOING TO BE IN
ADVANCED PLACEMENT GAY,

AND THEN GRADUATE LEVEL
GAY, AND FUCK LAW SCHOOL,

I'LL GET MY DOCTORATE
IN FUCKING GAY!

ARE YOU GOING TO STOP TALKING?

YES.

YOU PROMISE?

UH-HUH.

NO MORE PINK, THOUGH.

LADIES, LOOK AT THIS...

WOW...

SO MANY, THERE'S SO MANY...

WE LOVE YOU, DANA, AND WE...

WE MISS YOU EVERY DAY.

YOU'RE IN OUR HEARTS, DANA.

♪ I'LL USE A LOCK
THAT HAS NO KEY ♪

♪ BIND YOU WITH CHAINS ♪

♪ THAT NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE ♪

♪ LET THE WATER
CREEP OVER YOUR FACE ♪

♪ I'LL SEND IT IN WAVES ♪

♪ JUST TO WATCH YOU
PERFORM THE GREAT ESCAPE ♪

♪ HOW LONG CAN YOU
HOLD YOUR BREATH? ♪

♪ WHILE YOU HOLD
MINE AGAIN AND WAIT... ♪

I WISH ANGIE WAS WITH US TODAY.

SHE WOULD LOVE THIS.

YEAH, SHE WOULD.

♪ TO THE STARS, TO THE STARS ♪

♪ WE ARE LIT WITHIN
BY ALL WE'VE BEEN ♪

♪ AND BY ALL WE CARE TO BE ♪

♪ TO THE STARS, FROM THE WARS ♪

♪ WE'LL WAKE UP A
LITTLE THIS MORNING ♪

♪ A LITTLE BETTER
THAN WE WERE BEFORE ♪

♪ WE WERE BEFORE... ♪

♪ ONE PART LUSTER
TWO PARTS SHINE ♪

♪ HEAVENS ABOVE TROUBLE BEHIND ♪

♪ ONE PART GLORY
TWO PARTS GLOW ♪

♪ SHINE ON, SHINE WELL
YOU'RE FREE TO GO ♪

♪ TO THE STARS, TO THE STARS ♪

♪ WE ARE LIT WITHIN
BY ALL WE'VE BEEN ♪

♪ AND BY ALL WE CARE TO BE ♪

♪ TO THE STARS, FROM THE WARS ♪

♪ OH, WE'LL WAKE UP A
LITTLE THIS MORNING ♪

♪ A LITTLE BETTER
THAN WE WERE BEFORE ♪

♪ WE WERE BEFORE ♪

♪ ONE PART BRILLIANCE
TWO PARTS FADE ♪

♪ STARS APART SHINE THE SAME ♪

GOD...

ISN'T THERE, LIKE, A
HOTEL OR SOMETHING

WE COULD CHECK INTO?

GIRL, AND RENT A CAR

SO WE CAN DRIVE
THE REST OF THE WAY?

HEY.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

I'VE BEEN HERE FOR,
LIKE, TWO HOURS ALREADY.

WHAT? SLOWPOKE.

WHAT YOU BEEN DOING?

HANGING OUT WITH T AND NICOLE.

OH, YEAH?

NO?

NO, I'M GOOD.

NO, WE WERE JUST
TALKING ABOUT OLD TIMES.

THEY WANT US TO HANG OUT
WITH THEM LATER IF YOU WANT TO.

I THINK YOU'D REALLY LIKE THEM.

I'D KIND OF LIKE TO HANG OUT

WITH EVERYONE HERE.

I WOULDN'T FEEL
RIGHT ABOUT LEAVING,

BUT YOU SHOULD IF YOU WANT.

NO, IT'S COOL.

WE CAN JUST GET UP
WITH THEM LATER IN L.A.

SHOULD I LIFT IT?

YEAH, LIFT...

OKAY, I'LL HOLD IT. READY?

NO, I GOT TO PUT
THIS IN, HOLD ON...

OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT THIS!

THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL!

I LOVE IT.

I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
WANT YOUR PRIVACY.

WHAT THE FUCK IS
THIS, THE TAJ MAHAL?

OH, HEY, TINA, NO, NO.

I HAD PRODUCTION MAKE A
PRODUCT PLACEMENT DEAL

WITH NORTH FACE.

THE ONLY THINK
THAT WE NEED TO DO

IS TAKE A PICTURE OF NIKI

IN FRONT OF THE TENT.

HEY, NIKI, HI.

WILL YOU POSE FOR ME?

YEAH.

OKAY, ONE, TWO,

THREE.

WHOO!

BEAUTIFUL.

NO, THIS GOES IN HERE.

YEAH, I KNOW.

IT SAYS YOU PUT
TAB B INTO SLOT J.

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

LOOK, I'M NOT AN IDIOT.

I CAN FOLLOW SOME
SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS.

LOOK, AND I WOULD APPRECIATE IT

IF YOU WOULDN'T SECOND-GUESS ME.

OH, CHRIST...

ADELE!

DO YOU MIND JUST

CLOSING THE CURTAINS
FOR US, PLEASE?

SURE.

WHAT KIND OF
BULLSHIT TENT IS THIS?

IT WAS ON SALE AT COSTCO.

AND YOU EXPECT ME TO HAVE
ADVANCED PLACEMENT LESBIAN SEX

IN THIS SHITTY RUNT TENT?

YEAH, I DO.

AWESOME.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

IS THAT JENNY'S TENT?

I THINK SO.

MY GOD, IT LOOKS LIKE A CONDO.

YEAH, I DON'T THINK SHE GOT THAT

ON SALE AT COSTCO.

COME ON.

WHAT?

COME ON.

OH, MY GOD!

ADELE! WE'RE BEING KILLED!

THANK YOU.

IT'S SO HARD TO DO
THIS BY YOURSELF.

I'M USED TO PUTTING
THINGS TOGETHER,

BUT BETTE WOULDN'T
LET ME HELP HER.

YEAH, SHE'S KIND OF O.C.D.

WAS SHE MOODY WITH YOU?

YEAH, SOMETIMES.

SHE CAN BE MOODY.

SOMETHING'S GOING ON WITH HER,

BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.

IS ANGELICA OKAY?

YEAH, SHE'S FINE.

VOILA.

THANK YOU.

HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.

OH, YOU FAKED US OUT?

YEAH.

HEY.

HI.

GOD, DO YOU EVER STOP WORKING?

NO, NOT REALLY.

SO, WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

ARE YOU GAY OR WHAT? COME ON.

UM...

IT DEPENDS.

DEPENDS ON WHAT?

IT DEPENDS ON WHO'S ASKING.

I'M ASKING.

ARE YOU SEEING ANYONE?

I'M SINGLE.

THIS IS GREAT, WE
SHOULD SET YOU UP.

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT
THESE RIDES ARE FOR.

I MEAN, CURING CANCER
AND ONE-NIGHT STANDS.

TOTALLY.

I THINK THAT, UH...

I'D PREFER TO JUST
FOCUS ON MY WORK.

COME ON, THAT'S BORING.

OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

OKAY, THERE'S SOMEBODY
THAT I HAVE MY EYE ON.

WHO?

IT'S A SECRET.

ADELE!

OKAY, I'M BEING YEAH. SUMMONED.

OKAY, BYE.

I SURE HOPE YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

I HAVE IT COMPLETELY
UNDER CONTROL.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

MM-HM. YEAH.

KEEP TELLING YOURSELF
THAT, BABY GIRL.

MM-HM.

HEY, YOU MIND IF I CUT IN?

NO, YEAH.

THANK YOU.

SO YOU TALKED TO MOLLY.

YEAH. WHAT CAN I SAY,

I'M A SUCKER FOR A PRETTY FACE.

AND HERE I THOUGHT
YOU WERE HARD TO GET.

I'M NOT HARD TO GET.

NOT HARD TO GET,
JUST HARD TO KEEP.

I'M GLAD YOU AND JENNY
WORKED IT ALL OUT.

ME TOO. I TOTALLY LOVE HER.

HEY...

WE MADE A CAMPFIRE.

MM. HEY.

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?

I WAS JUST...

I WAS THINKING
ABOUT HOW CRAZY IT IS

TO SEE OLD FRIENDS, YOU KNOW?

YEAH.

I MEAN, THEY WERE LIKE
A WHOLE LIFETIME AGO,

AND THEN IT WAS ALL
ABOUT THE MILITARY.

MM-HM.

AND NOW, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE HELL IT'S ABOUT.

YOU JUST NEED TO GIVE YOURSELF
TIME TO ADJUST, YOU KNOW?

FIGURE THINGS OUT.

OKAY, WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO HAPPEN?

WITH WHAT? WHEN?

LIKE, IN THE FUTURE. I
MEAN, DO YOU WANT KIDS?

DO YOU WANT TO STAY IN L.A.?

I MEAN, WHAT WOULD BE
YOUR ULTIMATE CAREER?

GOD...

UM...

JUST QUESTIONS.

JUST LITTLE QUESTIONS.

UM...

I-I GUESS...

I GUESS I WANT KIDS, EVENTUALLY,

BUT NOT NOW.

I DON'T THINK,

AND, YOU KNOW,

I'M REALLY EXCITED
ABOUT THIS TV SHOW,

IF I GET THE JOB.

I REALLY LIKE IT UP
THERE, YOU KNOW?

IT'S EXCITING.

YEAH.

WHY? WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I WANT TO BE WITH YOU.

LET'S MOVE IN TOGETHER.

REALLY?

YEAH.

OKAY.

YEAH, LET'S DO IT.

WHY NOT?

THIS IS SERIOUS STUFF.

DON'T YOU THINK?

MM-HM.

I'M NOT LEAVING YOU
ALONE IN THE TENT ANYMORE.

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO
BE MAKING S'MORES.

ARE YOU HUNGRY AT ALL?

YEAH.

YEAH? MM-HM.

WANT TO GO? SOMEWHERE ELSE?

YOU WANT TO GO?

YEAH, I DO.

YEAH, LET'S GO.

WANT TO EAT THAT?

NO, THANK YOU.

LOOK AT KIT'S, THEY'RE BLACK.

YEAH, TOTALLY.

THEY'RE, LIKE, TOTALLY BURNED.

SHE'S AN EXPERT AT EVERYTHING.

THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT'S TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE!

NO, DON'T WASTE THE CHOCOLATE!

OH, MAN, ARE YOU SERIOUS?

I BRIBED THE SAG DRIVER

TO GIVE US A LITTLE PRIVACY.

BECAUSE YOUR RUNT TENT SUCKS.

HEY, I TRIED.

I KNOW.

IT JUST DIDN'T GO VERY WELL.

NOT HARD ENOUGH, OBVIOUSLY.

IS THAT GOOD?

YEAH.

ANY HOT TIPS?

BREATHE THROUGH YOUR MOUTH.

REALLY?

REALLY. OKAY.

HERE IT IS!

YOU BOUGHT ME A PRESENT?

I'M GOING TO
DOCUMENT THIS MOMENT.

HERE WE GO.

IT'S A PRESENT FOR BOTH OF US.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

UM...

THAT'S NOT THE REACTION
THAT I WANTED TO ELICIT.

JENNY, IT'S A PURPLE PENIS.

YEAH.

FUCK, YEAH.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
TO DO WITH THIS?

I'M NOT A DUDE.

IT'S FUN, AND IT'S...

HAVE YOU EVER USED...

IT'S A FAKE DICK.
JENNY, I'M NOT A MAN...

I KNOW, BUT WHAT'S THAT?

ARE YOU GOING TO STRAP ME IN

WITH THIS FABULOUS
WESTERN HARNESS?

LISTEN.

DO YOU LIKE TO FUCK ME?

A LOT.

SO...

YOU'RE JUST GOING
TO FUCK ME WITH THAT.

OKAY, THEN.

GIVE ME THE CAMERA
BACK. I'M DIRECTING.

WHAT? YUP.

I'M SCARED ABOUT YOUR IDEAS.

WE ARE GOING TO MAKE A MOVIE.

WE ARE?

AND THIS IS MY STAGE.

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

I WANT YOU FIRST TO
TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS.

DON'T MAKE ME SPANK YOU!

THAT'S MUCH BETTER.

NOW TAKE OFF YOUR BRA.

ME TRES TRES BIEN, NON?

YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL.

YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

YOU FORGOT THE
STILETTOS, MY LOVE.

OH, YEAH...

THE STILETTOS ON.

FUCK!

♪ SHOW ME, SHOW ME, SHOW
ME HOW YOU DO THAT TRICK ♪

♪ THE ONE THAT MAKES
ME SCREAM SHE SAID ♪

♪ THE ONE THAT MAKES
ME LAUGH, SHE SAID ♪

♪ AND THREW HER
ARMS AROUND MY NECK ♪

♪ SHOW ME HOW YOU DO IT ♪

YES!

VERY PROFESSIONAL HERE.

THERE WE GO.

NOW YOU LOOK LIKE A DIRECTOR.

NOW I MEAN BUSINESS, YOUNG LADY.

TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS.

THAT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE
GOING TO GET YOUR ACTORS

TO LISTEN TO YOU.

AND NOW,

WE GO BACK TO
ACTING. GIVE ME THIS.

OKAY.

YOU FOGGED MY LENS.

NOW...

I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.

IT'S JUST A JOCK.

THERE WE GO.

I FEEL LIKE I'M
ABOUT TO GIDDYUP.

LUBE!

NO, JENNY...

WHAT?

WHAT?

MEEP, MEEP.

LET'S MAKE IT HARD.

♪ YOU LOST AND LONELY
YOU STRANGE AS ANGELS ♪

♪ DANCING IN THE DEEPEST
OCEANS TWISTING IN THE WATER ♪

♪ YOU'RE JUST LIKE A DREAM ♪

I FEEL LIKE I HAVE A TAIL.

I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO FUCK ME?

LIKE A MAN.

HARD?

SO PUT YOURSELF INSIDE OF ME.

OKAY.

AND YOU HAVE TO
TELL ME BEFORE, OKAY?

OKAY.

I CAN'T FEEL WHAT I'M DOING.

YEAH, THERE WE GO.

IS IT IN?

YEAH.

NOW JUST START FUCKING ME.

DON'T NEED ANY
LUBE. YOU'RE SO WET.

I AM SO WET.

DOES THAT FEEL GOOD?

YEAH.

HARDER?

YEAH.

I LOVE YOU FUCKING ME.

I LOVE FUCKING YOU.

OH, FUCK...

I GIVE YOU AN A-PLUS.

THANK YOU.

WILL YOU COME VISIT ME

WHEN I GO BACK TO SCHOOL?

MAYBE.

I DON'T LIKE THE COLD, THOUGH.

I'LL KEEP YOU WARM.

OKAY.

SO, WHAT IS IT,

WHAT KIND OF LAW IS IT
THAT YOU'RE STUDYING?

I WANT TO BE A PUBLIC DEFENDER.

IT'S NOT GLAMOROUS,
AND THE MONEY SUCKS,

BUT I THINK THE ONLY WAY
TO REALLY EFFECT CHANGE

IS PERSON-TO-PERSON.

SO YOU WANT TO
DEFEND THE LITTLE GUY?

SOMEBODY HAS TO.

I WOULD NEVER
EXPECT THAT FROM YOU.

I'M FULL OF SURPRISES.

I BET YOU ARE.

OH, FUCK...

OKAY.

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

I DON'T WANT TO COME YET.

I DON'T WANT TO COME YET.

OH!

THIS WAS FUN.

GHOST STORY?

GHOST STORY.

I WANT TO TELL A GHOST STORY.

OKAY, THERE'S THIS
GUY, HE'S A REGULAR GUY.

HE'S A BANKER, OR
MAYBE HE'S A AD GUY...

DOESN'T MATTER. FORGET IT.

HE'S STRESSED OUT,
THAT'S THE IMPORTANT THING.

SO HE DECIDES TO GET
A CABIN IN THE WOODS

BY HIMSELF FOR THE WEEKEND.

WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS DO THAT?

ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY KNOW

SOME CRAZY SPOOKY SHIT'S
GOING TO HAPPEN TO THEM.

SO HE PACKS HIS SUV.

HE BRINGS THINGS
FOR WORK, LIKE...

WORK STUFF,

AND THEN HE BRINGS BOOKS,

AND HE BRINGS HIS DOG,

A GOLDEN RETRIEVER,

AND HE STARTS DRIVING
UP TO THE MOUNTAINS.

WHEN HE'S DRIVING,
HE HEARS ON THE RADIO

THAT AN INMATE HAS ESCAPED

FROM THE LOCAL INSANE ASYLUM...

THAT'S SUCH BULLSHIT.

YOU'RE NOT TELLING A
HOMICIDAL MANIAC ESCAPES

FROM THE INSANE
ASYLUM STORY, YOU'RE NOT.

JUST WAIT FOR IT. JUST WAIT.

OKAY.

SO HE HEARS THIS
NEWS, HE DOESN'T CARE.

WHATEVER, HE JUST
WANTS TO GO RELAX.

HE HAS A FANTASTIC
DAY AT THE CABIN.

DOES ALL SORTS OF
ADVENTUROUS THINGS,

AND AT NIGHT, HE'S EXHAUSTED.

SO HE PASSES OUT ON THE COUCH.

HE'S READING A BOOK, HE'S GONE.

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
NIGHT, HE WAKES UP.

HE HEARS THIS
REALLY WEIRD SOUND,

AND IT'S JUST LIKE, "DRIP...

"DRIP...

DRIP..."

HE'S TOO TIRED TO GET
UP AND SEE WHAT IT IS.

SO HE CALLS HIS DOG OVER.

HIS DOG LICKS HIS HAND.

HE FEELS BETTER,
HE FEELS COMFORT,

THEN HE FALLS BACK TO SLEEP.

A COUPLE OF HOURS LATER,

HE HEARS THE SAME SOUND.

HE WAKES UP, AND HE'S LIKE,

"THERE'S THE DRIPPING."

AGAIN.

DRIP, DRIP, DRIP...

BUT HE'S STILL WAY
TOO TIRED TO GET UP.

DOG COMES OVER,
HE LICKS HIS HAND,

HE FEELS BETTER,
FALLS BACK ASLEEP.

SO THAT MORNING,
THE SUN COMES UP.

IT'S VERY BRIGHT IN THE ROOM.

HE LOOKS OVER.

HE SEES A GIANT POOL OF BLOOD.

HE STARTS SCREAMING.

HE LOOKS UP,

HIS DOG, THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER,

IS IMPALED BY THE CHANDELIER

HANGING FROM ABOVE.

THE BLOOD IS GUSHING DOWN,

DRIPPING.

THERE'S THE DRIP SOUNDS.

HE LOOKS OVER,

AND THERE'S A LITTLE NOTE.

HE PICKS IT UP.

IT'S WRITTEN IN BLOOD,

AND IT READS,

"PEOPLE CAN LICK TOO."

IT'S ACTUALLY A TRUE STORY.

MY GRANDMOTHER
TOLD US THAT STORY.

IT'S NOT REAL...

IT'S NOT SCARY.

THAT'S SO STUPID!

I COULD TELL BY THE SCREAMS.

WHATEVER...

THAT'S STUPID.

IT SEEMED FUNNY
WHEN I BOUGHT IT.

DID YOU GET THOSE
AT THE 99-CENT STORE?

AND A FEW OTHER SPECIALTY ITEMS.

WELL, IT TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH.

MADE ENOUGH NOISE.

HOW OLD ARE WE, 12?

GUYS, LET'S PLAY A GAME.

LET'S PLAY YES. TRUTH OR DARE.

YES, YES, YES. TOTALLY! NO...

IS SO AWESOME.
TRUTH OR DARE NO...

ALWAYS END UP
RUNNING AROUND NAKED...

I GOT ONE, I GOT ONE. HOW
ABOUT WE PLAY "I NEVER"?

OH, THAT IS GOOD.
YEAH, LET'S PLAY THAT.

HOW DO YOU PLAY?

YOU GO AROUND THE CIRCLE,

AND YOU SAY A STATEMENT,
"I NEVER," LIKE, UH...

"I'VE NEVER EATEN
POTATO CHIPS," OKAY,

AND THEN IF YOU HAVE, YOU
DRINK, SO IT'S THE OPPOSITE.

BUT YOU DO THINGS LESS
LAME THAN "I ATE A POTATO CHIP."

WELL, YEAH,
OBVIOUSLY. OH, SHUT UP.

OKAY, I'LL GO
FIRST, I'LL GO FIRST.

UM...

I'VE NEVER SLEPT WITH A GIRL.

AND NOW YOU DRINK.

SO YOU DRINK WHEN IT'S OPPOSITE.

ADELE, I KNEW IT.

YOU DO SLEEP AROUND WITH GIRLS.

GIRLS, HUH?

WHAT?

I SAID MAYBE.

OKAY, GO, ADELE.

YOUR TURN.

I NEVER LIE ABOUT
WHO I'M SLEEPING WITH.

OOH...

YOU?

WELL, I DID THAT ONE TIME.

OH, HENRY, YES.

YEAH, DON'T REMIND ME.

OKAY, COME ON, LEZBOS,

LET'S AMP IT UP. THIS IS LAME.

FUCK, YEAH.

YEAH, THEY'RE GETTING BORING.

ALL RIGHT, TINA, GO.

UH...

I'VE NEVER HAD SEX
IN A PUBLIC PLACE.

UH, WILL SOMEBODY
BRING ME A BUCKET?

OKAY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

WHAT CONSTITUTES PUBLIC?

LIKE A BATHROOM STALL?

NOTHING WITH A DOOR.

LIKE, NOT A BATHROOM,
OR AT A PARTY,

OR ANYTHING.

IN A CAR?

JENNY, YOU GO.

OKAY, UM...

I'M JUST GETTIN'
DRUNK OVER HERE.

I SEE.

HOW ABOUT...

I'VE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE.

AW...

AW...

YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE?

I DON'T THINK SO.

I MEAN, MAYBE I HAVE,

BUT I'M NOT REALLY
SURE WHAT THAT IS.

OKAY, UM,

I NEVER CHEATED ON A GIRLFRIEND.

WHO'D YOU CHEAT ON?

MICHELLE.

THE ONE?

YEAH.

I KISSED ANOTHER GIRL

WHILE I WAS GOING OUT
WITH MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND.

THAT'LL DO IT.

KISSING ISN'T LIKE
CHEATING-CHEATING.

YES, IT IS. WHAT?

IS CHEATING! KISSING
WELL, UH, YEAH.

TOTALLY CHEATING. KISSING?

IT TOTALLY IS.

NO.

I DON'T KNOW. JODI'S SAYING,

"I THINK IT DEPENDS ON THE
AGREEMENT BETWEEN THE PEOPLE

IN THE RELATIONSHIP.

I DON'T WANT THE WORLD,
MAKING, YOU KNOW, JUDGMENTS

ON WHAT I SHOULD
DO IN MY RELATIONSHIP.

BUT NOBODY LIKES
TO BE FUCKED AROUND,

LIKE, BEHIND THEIR BACK.

I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T THINK KISSING
COUNTS. IT'S NOT CHEATING,

NOR DO I THINK
SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE.

FUCKING?

WELL, YOU KNOW, UNLESS
YOU SLEEP WITH A PERSON

MORE THAN ONCE. MORE THAN ONCE?

OH, MY, GOD, THAT'S SO STUPID.

NOT IN MY BOOK, IT'S NOT.

NO, NO, I AGREE WITH SHANE.

I MEAN, MESSING AROUND IS
JUST MESSING AROUND, RIGHT?

I MEAN, YOU CAN STILL BE LOYAL
TO SOMEONE IN YOUR HEART,

AND I MEAN, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

RIGHT.

WOW, YOU GUYS HAVE GREAT MORALS.

YEAH...

I AGREE WITH JODI.

I THINK THAT IT DEPENDS ON

YOUR AGREEMENT AS A COUPLE.

SO IF YOU GUYS
SAY THAT YOU'RE IN

A MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP,

THEN YOU'RE IN A
MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP,

AND I THINK THAT IF YOU'RE IN

AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP,

THEN YOU'RE IN AN
OPEN RELATIONSHIP.

LIKE WHEN YOU CHEATED
ON ME WITH CLAUDE?

JENNY!

WHO'S CLAUDE?

THE FRENCH GIRL.

WE WERE BROKEN UP.

WHAT?

I DON'T WANT TO...

I DON'T KNOW, I THINK
SEXUAL JEALOUSY

ALWAYS WEIGHS
DOWN A RELATIONSHIP.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A HO.

I AIN'T A HO, BITCH.

KINDA.

DON'T YOU GO PROJECTING.

SHE'S A HO.

SO DOES THAT MEAN
THAT I COULD SLEEP WITH

ANY ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS,
AND YOU WOULDN'T CARE?

NOT IF YOU CAME HOME
TO ME AFTERWARD, NO.

REALLY?

SMILE.

NO. LET ME SEE.

OH, MY GOD, YOU
GUYS ARE ON CRACK.

LIKE, FUCKING KIDDING.
I'M HALF IS CHEATING,

KISSING IS CHEATING,

WHETHER YOU DO IT 40
TIMES OR ONCE, IT'S CHEATING.

I AGREE, YEAH. WORD.

CRAZY PEOPLE.

CHEATING!

AND THINKING IS CHEATING.

OH, MY GOD...

THINKING?

WHAT? YES! IF YOU'RE
THINKING ABOUT HAVING SEX

WITH SOMEBODY
BESIDES YOUR PARTNER

AND FLIRTING WITH THEM,

THAT'S INTIMACY YOU'RE
GIVING SOMEBODY ELSE

BESIDES YOUR PARTNER.

OH, MY GOD...

IT'S CHEATING! WHAT?

THINKING?

WHAT ABOUT, UM...

OKAY, WHO HERE, PUT UP YOUR HAND

THINKS THAT KISSING'S CHEATING.

NO, I DON'T.

WELL, IF THINKING'S CHEATING,

THEN KISSING'S
DEFINITELY CHEATING.

YEAH, I THINK
KISSING'S CHEATING.

BETTE, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

YOU DIDN'T RAISE YOUR HAND.

I DON'T KNOW, I JUST...

I THINK IT'S A TRAP TO JUDGE.

I MEAN, I THINK THERE
ARE DIFFERENT SITUATIONS,

AND YOU CAN'T REALLY...

OH, MY GOD, THAT IS
SUCH A NON-ANSWER.

BETTE...

'CAUSE SHE WAS
A BIG OL' CHEATER.

ALICE...

OH, GIVE HER A BREAK, COME ON.

I'M NOT JU... I'M NOT JUDGING.

WHO'S GOT THE NEXT "I NEVER?"

YEAH, WHO'S GO THE NEXT ONE?

BETTE, COME ON, I
MEAN, YOU CHEAT.

YOU WERE A GIANT CHEATER.

IT'S NOT-IT WAS A PHASE.

I'M NOT SAYING YOU ARE NOW,
BUT, LIKE, YOU CHEATED ON TINA,

YOU CHEATED ON ME.

I MEAN... YOU CHEATED.

THERE WAS A LOT OF CHEATING.

RIGHT? YOU GUYS, COME ON!

YOU SAW IT. YOU WERE THERE.

BA-BOOM. GINORMOUS CHEATER.

OKAY, LEAVE ME ALONE. SORRY.

WERE YOU?

ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?

TINA, WHERE YOU GOING?

BETTE...

OH, FUCK...

JODI! JODI!

FUCK. FUCK.

FUCKIN' NICE, BETTE.

W-WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?

DID I S...

I WAS KIDDING.

JODI...

JODI...

FUCK.

JODI...

SHE DOESN'T WANT
TO SEE YOU, BETTE.

SHE WANTS YOU TO GO AWAY.

TINA?

WHAT THE FUCK?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

ARE YOU HAVING AN
AFFAIR WITH BETTE?

SINCE WHEN?

MAYBE A MONTH.

A MONTH? A MONTH?

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BIG MOUTH.

SHIT.

ARE YOU GUYS GETTING
BACK TOGETHER?

I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT
THE FUCK WE'RE DOING.

WOW... THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY.

CRAZY.

I NEVER SAW THIS COMING.

EVER.

WHAT THE FUCK...

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

I DON'T KNOW. IT JUST HAPPENED.

SHIT LIKE THIS
DON'T JUST HAPPEN.

I MEAN, YOU DON'T WAKE UP
WITH SOMEBODY BY ACCIDENT.

DID YOU FORGET? FORGET WHAT?

HOW TERRIBLE YOUR
RELATIONSHIP WITH TINA WAS?

I MEAN, YOU WERE MISERABLE!

YOU HATED EACH...

YOU HATED EACH OTHER.

OKAY, MAYBE, I DON'T KNOW,

MAYBE THE SEX JUST TOTALLY
MADE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND.

I DON'T KNOW.

YOU KNOW, YOU AND JODI
HAD THIS WONDERFUL SHOT

REALLY HEALTHY... AT
SOMETHING NO, WE DIDN'T.

WE NEVER HAD A SHOT.

AND THEN YOU WENT
AND FUCKED IT UP!

JODI AND I NEVER HAD A SHOT.

WE DIDN'T. IT WASN'T WORKING.

I LOVE TINA.

I'VE ALWAYS LOVED TINA.

AAH...

AND I KNOW THIS
TURNED OUT SO BADLY,

AND I DIDN'T MEAN IT
TO HAPPEN THIS WAY.

I KNOW THAT I'M GOING
ABOUT IT ALL WRONG,

BUT I'M DOING IT FOR
THE RIGHT REASONS.

I WAS TRYING TO
DO THE RIGHT THING.

YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW,

IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE
DOING WHAT'S RIGHT FOR BETTE.

YOU KNOW, IT'S WHAT'S
RIGHT FOR BETTE.

JODI IS GOING TO BE DEVASTATED.

SHE MOVED HER WHOLE LIFE
OUT HERE TO BE WITH BETTE.

I'M NOT TRYING TO
GUILT-TRIP YOU, T,

I SWEAR.

I DIDN'T WANT IT TO
HAPPEN THIS WAY, OKAY?

I DIDN'T EVEN WANT
TO COME ON THIS TRIP.

I DIDN'T WANT IT TO HAPPEN...

ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH BETTE?

AGAIN?

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN
IN LOVE WITH HER,

AND I FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE
THAT I'M DOING THIS TO JODI,

BUT I JUST WANT HER BACK,

AND I'M SCARED,

'CAUSE I KNOW WE'RE
JUST GOING TO, LIKE...

PROBABLY FUCK IT UP,

BUT I HAVE TO DO IT, YOU KNOW?

I CAN'T HELP IT.

IT'S SOMETHING
THAT I CAN'T HELP.

I WANT TO BE WITH HER.

OKAY.

YOU GUYS, YOU KNOW...

YOU BELONG TOGETHER.

YUP, YOU DO.

YOU ALWAYS HAVE.

IT'S TRUE.

I FUCKING HATE WOMEN.

YEAH, WELL...

THAT'S SOME
FUCKED UP SHIT, TINA.

MM-HM.

DRAMA-RAMA.

IT'S SO DIFFICULT.

BETTE AND TINA SHOULD
HAVE STAYED TOGETHER.

THEY SHOULD HAVE HAD THE COURAGE

TO WORK IT OUT,

INSTEAD OF JUST RUNNING AWAY

FROM EACH OTHER LIKE THAT.

FUCK...

INSTEAD OF WREAKING
ALL THIS FUCKING HAVOC.

WELL, WE CAME
BACK TO EACH OTHER.

YEAH.

AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.

WELL, I'M IN NO
POSITION TO JUDGE.

LOVE MAKES PEOPLE SO INSANE.

DO YOU KNOW THAT MY
FRIENDS THINK I'M OUT OF MY MIND

FOR FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU?

WELL, THEY DON'T KNOW US.

WE'RE DIFFERENT, JENNY.

DO YOU THINK THIS IS GOING TO BE

ONE OF THOSE...

MOVIE THINGS,

OR DO YOU THINK WE'RE
ACTUALLY GOING TO MAKE IT?

WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT...

AND I'M GOING TO
LOVE YOU... FOREVER.

I PROMISE.

♪ I'M ON THE OTHER SIDE OF
WHERE OUR LIVES USED TO BE ♪

♪ I'M ON THE OTHER SIDE OF
WHERE OUR LIVES USED TO BE ♪

I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.

♪ ...REMINDS ME TOGETHER IS
NOT WHERE WE STAND ANYMORE ♪

♪ EVERY KISS TO MEET MY HAND ♪

♪ DEFINES ME AND
OPENS A NEW DOOR ♪

♪ AND THE LITTLE LIES WELL,
THEY CALL AND THEY WAIT ♪

♪ AND THEY COMFORT AND
SAVE ME FROM NOTHING ♪

♪ I'M ON THE OTHER SIDE OF
WHERE OUR LIVES USED TO BE ♪

♪ AND I CAN FEEL ALL
RIGHT ABOUT WHAT... ♪

THEY LEFT ALREADY.

JODI WANTED TO RIDE HOME ALONE.

♪ BABY, I WANT TO GO BACK ♪

♪ YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO COME WITH ME ♪

♪ ALL I EVER WANTED
WAS TO BE WITH YOU ♪

♪ YEAH, SUPPOSED
TO COME WITH ME ♪

♪ ANYTHING I'VE STARTED
NOW WE'LL NEVER DO ♪

♪ YOU'RE JUST A POSTCARD
OUT SO THEY SAY ♪

♪ I'M HOLDING RECORDS FOR
MOST SENT OUT IN ONE DAY ♪

♪ AND IF THERE'S A
ROAD I'M MEANT TO TAKE ♪

♪ I'M GOING BACK ON
THE ONES WHO SAY ♪

♪ ALL THE BETTER TIMES
WHEN YOU WERE MINE ♪

♪ AND THE CATS ARE
FINE BUT THEY MISS YOU ♪

♪ I'M ON THE OTHER SIDE OF
WHERE OUR LIVES USED TO BE ♪

♪ AND I CAN FEEL ALL RIGHT
ABOUT WHATEVER'S GOOD FOR ME ♪

♪ BABY, I WANT TO GO BACK ♪

♪ YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO COME WITH ME ♪

♪ ALL I EVER WANTED
WAS TO BE WITH YOU ♪

♪ YEAH SUPPOSED
TO COME WITH ME ♪

♪ ANYTHING I'VE STARTED
NOW WE'LL NEVER DO ♪

♪ I'M ON THE OTHER SIDE OF
WHERE OUR LIVES USED TO BE ♪

♪ AND I CAN FEEL ALL RIGHT
ABOUT WHATEVER'S GOOD FOR ME ♪