The Jeffersons (1975–1985): Season 4, Episode 7 - The Visitors - full transcript
Florence receives unexpected visits from her parents, who have come to tell her that they have decided to divorce after decades of marriage.
♪ WELL, WE'RE MOVIN' ON UP ♪
♪ MOVIN' ON UP ♪
♪ TO THE EAST SIDE ♪
♪ MOVIN' ON UP ♪
♪ TO A DELUXE APARTMENT ♪
♪ IN THE SKY ♪
♪ WE'RE MOVIN' ON UP ♪
♪ MOVIN' ON UP ♪
♪ TO THE EAST SIDE ♪
♪ MOVIN' ON UP ♪
♪ WE FINALLY GOT
A PIECE OF THE PIE ♪
♪ FISH DON'T FRY
IN THE KITCHEN ♪
♪ BEANS DON'T
BURN ON THE GRILL ♪
♪ TOOK A WHOLE LOT OF TRYIN' ♪
♪ JUST TO GET UP THAT HILL ♪
♪ NOW WE'RE UP IN
THE BIG LEAGUES ♪
♪ GETTIN' OUR TURN AT BAT ♪
♪ AS LONG AS WE LIVE ♪
♪ IT'S YOU AND ME, BABY ♪
♪ THERE AIN'T NOTHIN'
WRONG WITH THAT ♪
♪ WE'RE MOVIN' ON UP ♪
♪ MOVIN' ON UP ♪
♪ TO THE EAST SIDE ♪
♪ MOVIN' ON UP ♪
♪ TO A DELUXE APARTMENT ♪
♪ IN THE SKY ♪
♪ WE'RE MOVIN' ON UP ♪
♪ MOVIN' ON UP ♪
♪ TO THE EAST SIDE ♪
♪ MOVIN' ON UP ♪
♪ WE FINALLY GOT A
PIECE OF THE PIE ♪♪
HEY, WEEZY!
YES?
WILL YOU COME ON! IT'S YOUR BET.
I FOLD. ANYBODY HUNGRY?
WE HAVE PRETZELS, EGG
ROLLS, APPLE TURNOVERS...
LOOK, WEEZY, THIS IS A
POKER GAME, NOT A BAKE-OFF.
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IT
FROM THE WAY YOU PLAYIN'.
LOOK, JUST...
JUST 'CAUSE GOT LUCK DON'T MEAN
YOU'RE A BETTER POKER PLAYER THAN ME.
I KNOW 50 GUYS WHO SAY I AM.
WHO?
THIS GUY AND THIS
GUY AND THIS GUY...
LOOK, WILL YOU JUST
SHUT UP AND BET!
GEORGE, DON'T BE A POOR LOSER.
I AM NOT A POOR LOSER!
NOW BET!
LET ME SEE MY CARDS.
WHOO-OOH!
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA.
OOH, WHOO, WHOO,
WHOO, WHOO, WHOO!
HA, HA, HA, HA!
HAVE MERCY! HALLELUJAH!
OH, I'M OUT.
GOOD, I DIDN'T
HAVE NOTHIN' EITHER.
SHE DID IT TO ME
AGAIN! I'LL KILL HER!
GEORGE, SIT DOWN.
IT'S JUST A GAME.
ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME THEM CARDS.
NOW WE'RE GONNA
PLAY A GAME I CAN WIN.
HOW ABOUT OLD MAID?
HOW ABOUT NO MAID? [CHUCKLES]
DON'T GET TOO COCKY, FLORENCE.
GEORGE WAS THE POKER
CHAMPION OF HIS SHIP IN THE NAVY.
THAT'S RIGHT.
WHAT SHIP WAS THAT?
THE U.S.S. CHUMP?
I SURE WISH I COULD'VE
SPENT A WEEK ON YOUR BOAT.
NO WAY. IT WAS A WAR, BUT
WE WASN'T THAT DESPERATE.
THIS IS HOW THE GAME GOES.
I DON'T THINK WE
SHOULD PLAY ANYMORE.
WHY NOT?
YOU SAID YOU WANTED
TO GO TO BED EARLY.
YOU DIDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT,
AND YOU'VE BEEN TIRED ALL DAY.
I AIN'T SLEEPING UNTIL I WIN.
THEN YOU'LL SET A
RECORD FOR STAYIN' AWAKE.
LISTEN...
"THE LORD GIVETH,
AND THE LORD TAKETH AWAY."
I'M READY TO QUIT.
YOU CAN'T. WHY NOT?
BECAUSE I'M LOSIN'!
AIN'T NO FAT OFF MY HOCKS.
GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY.
I'M GOING TO KEEP IT.
NOT IF I TAKE IT.
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY.
OK, I WILL.
GEORGE!
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
IT WAS WORTH IT.
SHE'LL STAY THERE ALL WEEK.
IT WASN'T NICE. I
ASKED HER TO PLAY.
THEN YOU OWE ME $9.80.
HERE'S A CHANCE TO GET EVEN.
WE'D JUST TRADE OUR OWN MONEY.
WE WON'T PLAY FOR MONEY.
THEN IT AIN'T FUN.
WHEN WE WERE FIRST MARRIED,
WE USED TO PLAY STRIP POKER.
YEAH.
WANT TO PLAY?
STRIP POKER WITH YOUR WIFE
IS LIKE WALKING IN YOUR
OWN NEIGHBORHOOD.
YOU WON'T SEE NOTHIN'
YOU AIN'T SEEN BEFORE.
WATCH IT.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
WE AIN'T HOME.
IS THIS THE JEFFERSON RESIDENCE?
YES, IT IS.
OH, THANK GOD.
I COULD NEVER HAVE
WALKED ANOTHER STEP.
SCOOT OVER, HONEY.
I GOTTA SIT DOWN.
EXCUSE ME. DO WE KNOW...
ARE YOU SURE YOU
HAVE THE RIGHT...
SHE'S TRYIN' TO SAY,
"WHO THE HELL IS YOU?"
SORRY. I WAS JUST
TIRED FROM TRAVELING.
I'M DORA JOHNSTON.
DORA JOHNSTON?
FLORENCE'S MOTHER.
WHAT?
DOESN'T FLORENCE WORK HERE?
SHE GETS PAID HERE.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE WORKS.
WE DIDN'T THINK
FLORENCE HAD ANY FAMILY.
NONE THAT WOULD ADMIT IT.
YOU MUST BE MRS. JEFFERSON.
FLORENCE WROTE US
BEAUTIFUL THINGS ABOUT YOU.
OH?
THIS IS MY HUSBAND, GEORGE.
OH, YEAH.
FLORENCE HAD A FEW WORDS
TO SAY ABOUT YOU, TOO.
FLORENCE, CAN YOU
COME HERE, PLEASE?
SHE'LL BE SO EXCITED.
WHAT A WONDERFUL SURPRISE.
IF MR. JEFFERSON
THINKS HE'LL GET...
MAMA!
GEORGE, LOOK. IS THERE ANYTHING
NICER THAN A FAMILY REUNION?
YEAH, A FAMILY
LEAVIN' A REUNION.
I WOULDN'T SLOBBER
OVER MY MOTHER LIKE THAT.
OF COURSE NOT. YOU'D
SPILL HER BLOODY MARY.
LET ME LOOK AT YOU, FLORENCE.
THIS IS THE NICEST SURPRISE.
DID YOU JUST GET IN?
HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?
MAMA, YOU LOOK SO GOOD!
YOU NEVER TOLD ME
ABOUT YOUR PARENTS.
YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT YOURS.
I THOUGHT...
THERE'S LOTS I AIN'T TOLD.
IN SCHOOL, I WAS
VOTED MISS PERSONALITY.
WHO DID YOU RUN
AGAINST, GODZILLA?
YOU ALWAYS SAID YOU WERE ALONE.
I MIGHT AS WELL BE.
THEY LIVE IN VANCOUVER, CANADA.
YOU CAN'T TAKE THE SUBWAY THERE.
WE WANTED YOU TO COME.
IT'S NEVER TOO
LATE. TAKE HER NOW.
HE'S MAD BECAUSE I WON AT POKER.
I AIN'T SLEPT FOR TWO DAYS.
I LOST BECAUSE I AIN'T MYSELF.
MR. JEFFERSON,
ANYTIME YOU AIN'T
YOURSELF, WE'RE ALL WINNERS.
YOU STILL GOT THAT SHARP TONGUE.
FLORENCE ALWAYS
WAS FULL OF SASS.
I'VE GOT PICTURES OF HER.
THEY DON'T WANT TO
SEE THOSE PICTURES.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE'D LOVE TO SEE THEM.
I'M GOIN' TO BED.
GEORGE, DON'T BE RUDE.
STICK AROUND A WHILE.
I CAN'T KEEP MY EYES OPEN.
PICTURES OF FLORENCE
AIN'T NO REASON TO TRY.
YOU BE NICE.
THEY'RE RIGHT ON TOP.
GREAT!
DO YOU REMEMBER
THIS ONE, FLORENCE?
MAMA, THAT'S SO EMBARRASSING.
DON'T BE SILLY, FLORENCE.
YOU WERE JUST A BABY.
BESIDES, YOU HAD A CUTE BEHIND.
I'M GOING TO BE SICK.
GEORGE, LOOK AT THIS.
FLORENCE WAS SUCH
A BEAUTIFUL CHILD.
IT'S ONE OF THOSE
GIFTS YOU NEVER LOSE.
WHEN I FIRST LOOKED AT
YOU AFTER YOU WERE BORN,
ALL SCRUNCHED UP AND WRINKLED,
I SAID, "DORA, YOU GOT
TO PUT A HAT ON THAT KID,
OR THEY'LL DIAPER
THE WRONG END!"
ARE YOU DONE WITH THAT, GEORGE?
GEORGE?
WHAT'S SO INTERESTING
ABOUT THAT PICTURE?
GEORGE!
I LIKE THIS PICTURE!
TOO BAD YOU DON'T HAVE MORE.
HERE'S YOU AND YOUR FATHER.
HOW IS DADDY?
FINE.
I WISH HE HAD COME.
THAT WOULD BE SILLY.
WE'RE GETTING DIVORCED.
DIVORCED?
IT'LL BE GOOD FOR US.
THAT'S TERRIBLE.
LIVIN' WITH HIM WAS TERRIBLE.
MRS. JOHNSTON, I'M SORRY.
WE SHOULD HAVE
DONE IT YEARS AGO.
I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN KICKED.
IT'S ALL FOR THE BEST.
A DIVORCE?
I'M VISITING WHILE THE
PAPERS ARE BEING DRAWN UP.
I SHOULD CALL A HOTEL.
YOU'RE STAYING WITH ME.
RIGHT, MRS. JEFFERSON?
SHE CAN USE LIONEL'S ROOM.
I'M MEETING THE LAWYERS SOON.
HOW LONG CAN YOU STAY?
A MONTH.
A MONTH?
WEEZY, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
THIS IS FLORENCE'S HOME, TOO.
HER MOTHER CAN STAY HERE.
WHY CAN'T SHE STAY?
I'M FOR IT, BUT WEEZY
NEEDS CONVINCING.
GEORGE!
I'M SURPRISED AT YOU.
SHE WANTS TO TALK
IT OVER IN THE KITCHEN.
I NEVER SAID SHE
CAN'T STAY HERE.
I'M SAYIN' IT.
THIS AIN'T NO HOLIDAY
INN FOR WEIRDOS.
THAT'S HER MOTHER.
WHY WOULD I WANT
THE MAID'S MOTHER?
I DON'T WANT THE MAID HERSELF.
WE TOLD FLORENCE
SHE COULD HAVE GUESTS.
MOTHERS ARE
RELATIVES, NOT GUESTS.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
A GUEST IS A GUEST.
A RELATIVE IS A PEST.
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, GEORGE.
SHE LOOKS LIKE A NICE PERSON.
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A PAIN
IN THE BUTT IF YOU SAW ONE.
YOU WANT TO BET?
ALL I'M SAYIN' IS...
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKIN' ABOUT. SHE'S STAYING.
GEORGE, LET HER STAY.
WHO WILL SHE HURT?
LIONEL.
LIONEL?
HE WON'T HAVE A ROOM.
LIONEL MOVED OUT LAST YEAR.
BECAUSE HE AIN'T GOT A ROOM.
BECAUSE HE'S MARRIED.
ACCEPT IT, GEORGE.
WITH ANY LUCK, THEY'RE
BREAKIN' UP RIGHT NOW.
THAT'S RIDICULOUS!
[DOORBELL RINGS]
DOORBELL!
UGH!
THAT'S PROBABLY LIONEL,
LOOKIN' FOR A PLACE TO SLEEP.
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?
I WANT THE JEFFERSON RESIDENCE.
DADDY!
DON, WHY DID YOU COME HERE?
TO STAY WITH MY DAUGHTER.
I SEE YOU COULDN'T WAIT TO
TELL YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY.
HELLO, DON. TOO BAD
YOU HAVE TO LEAVE.
THEY ONLY GOT ONE GUEST
ROOM, AND I'M USING IT.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
THE COUCH'LL BE FINE.
NO, IT WON'T BE FINE.
OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT
ME. I CAN SLEEP ANYWHERE.
NO, YOU CAN'T.
YEAH, THIS IS REAL NICE.
MAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON!
IF SHE STAYS, I STAY.
FLORENCE IS MY DAUGHTER.
SHE'S MY DAUGHTER TOO.
WELL, SHE AIN'T MY DAUGHTER,
SO BOTH OF YOU GO TO A HOTEL.
STOP IT! THEY'RE HAVING ENOUGH PROBLEMS
ALREADY. THEY'RE GETTING A DIVORCE.
OKAY, MAKE THAT SEPARATE HOTELS.
Y'ALL AIN'T REALLY
GONNA SPLIT UP.
LOOK HOW LONG
YOU'VE BEEN TOGETHER.
45 YEARS.
45 OF THE LONGEST, MOST
GAD-AWFUL YEARS A MAN CAN LIVE WITH.
46 YEARS.
THAT'S WHY. SHE'S BEEN
CORRECTIN' ME ALL 45 YEARS.
THAT'S SUCH A LONG TIME. ARE
YOU SURE YOU WANT A DIVORCE?
WELL, I FEEL KINDA
FUNNY ANSWERIN' THAT.
WHY?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
OH, I'M SORRY. I'M
LOUISE JEFFERSON.
PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.
THAT'S MY HUSBAND, GEORGE.
HI.
BYE.
LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, LOUISE.
IF I HADN'T COME ALONG,
SHE STILL WOULDN'T BE MARRIED.
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER,
I WAS BEAUTIFUL.
CAREFUL, DORA.
REMEMBER, I WAS THERE.
LET ME TELL YOU ONE THING...
MAMA, DADDY!
MAMA, DADDY, STOP IT!
FLORENCE, YOUR FATHER'S
IMPOSSIBLE TO LIVE WITH.
HIS HABITS DRIVE ME NUTS.
HE BRUSHES HIS TEETH
EVERY MORNING AT 7:42.
SHE READS A BOOK'S END FIRST.
HE'S NOISY WHEN HE DRINKS.
ARGH!
SHE'S NOISY WHEN SHE SLEEPS.
[SNORING]
DON'T FORGET THE HAMBURGER.
I MADE HIM EVERYTHING
IN THE BOOKS.
NOW HE ONLY EATS HAMBURGER.
BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND
DINNER... HAMBURGER!
YOU KNOW WHY?
AFTER EATING YOUR OTHER COOKIN',
HAMBURGER'S THE ONLY
THING THAT'LL STAY DOWN.
WEEZY, WE FINALLY FOUND OUT
WHERE FLORENCE LEARNED TO COOK.
GEORGE, KEEP YOUR
BIG MOUTH SHUT.
I CAN DO ANYTHING I
WANT WITH MY BIG MOUTH.
CAN YOU MAKE IT DISAPPEAR?
THAT'S TELLIN' HIM.
I'LL MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR.
IF YOU'RE GOING
TO TALK LIKE THAT,
YOU CAN GO TO YOUR ROOM.
WAIT A MINUTE! YOU
AIN'T MY MOTHER!
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH.
WHAT WE ALL NEED NOW
IS A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.
TOMORROW MORNING,
EVERYTHING WILL LOOK DIFFERENT.
ESPECIALLY FOR THEM.
THEY'LL WAKE UP IN A HOTEL.
GEORGE!
YOU'LL SLEEP IN LIONEL'S ROOM.
YOU'LL SLEEP ON THE COUCH.
THAT SUITS ME FINE.
SURE IT DOES. YOU GET A BED.
I'LL TAKE THE COUCH.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE BED?
DECIDE WHERE YOU WANT TO SLEEP.
WHEREVER YOU'RE NOT!
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?
MAMA, DON'T PAY
ATTENTION TO HIM.
HEY, WEEZY!
HEY! GET OUT OF MY WAY!
MRS. JEFFERSON!
MRS. JEFFERSON!
WHAT?
MRS. JEFFERSON!
FLORENCE?
CAN I COME IN?
GEORGE, IT'S FLORENCE.
NOT IN MY DREAMS, TOO!
WHAT TIME IS IT?
IT'S 4:30.
IS THE BUILDING BURNIN'?
DID SOMEBODY DIE?
THEN YOU'RE FIRED!
STOP IT, GEORGE.
WHAT'S WRONG, FLORENCE?
I BEEN TOSSING AND
TURNING. I CAN'T SLEEP.
TRY CLOSIN' YOUR EYES
AND COUNTIN'
UNEMPLOYMENT CHECKS.
I HAD TO TALK. DO YOU HAVE TIME?
I GOT THREE HOURS
BEFORE I GO TO WORK.
YOU CAN TALK TO ME.
MRS. JEFFERSON, I'VE BEEN
THINKIN' ABOUT MAMA AND DADDY.
I KNOW I SHOULD SOLVE
MY OWN PROBLEMS.
MY PARENTS ARE GETTIN' DIVORCED!
WEEZY!
OH, YOU POOR GIRL. SIT HERE.
WHAT WILL I DO?
I'LL COME FROM A BROKEN HOME.
WOMAN, PEOPLE GET
DIVORCED EVERY DAY.
YOUR PARENTS SHOULDN'T
HAVE GOTTEN MARRIED.
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
EASY. IF THEY HADN'T MARRIED,
THEY WOULDN'T HAVE NO KIDS.
AND I'D BE SLEEPING RIGHT NOW.
CAN'T YOU HELP? THEY
REALLY LOVE EACH OTHER.
FLORENCE, I'M NOT A
MARRIAGE COUNSELOR.
YOU MUST KNOW SOMETHIN'.
YOU MANAGED TO STAY
WITH HIM ALL THESE YEARS.
I'LL DO WHAT I CAN
IN THE MORNING.
FIRST YOU NEED SOME
REST. GET INTO BED.
I STILL CAN'T SLEEP.
MAYBE YOU CAN. JUST LIE DOWN.
OK.
FLORENCE, I DIDN'T MEAN...
THANK YOU, MRS. JEFFERSON.
I DIDN'T WANT TO BE ALONE.
I'LL DO LOTS OF THINGS,
BUT I AIN'T SLEEPIN'
WITH MY MAID.
[SCREAM]
GET OUT OF HERE, YOU!
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
MY FOLKS ARE FIGHTIN'.
THAT'S IT. IT'S ALL OVER.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THROWING THEM OUT.
NO, MR. JEFFERSON.
LET ME TALK TO THEM.
THEY WON'T LISTEN TO NOBODY.
THERE MUST BE A WAY.
WHEN I WAS LITTLE,
THEY HATED TO SEE ME CRY.
YOU'RE GOING TO CRY?
IT'LL WORK.
IF IT DOESN'T, I'LL
THROW THEM OUT.
DON'T LET THEM NEAR THE
WINDOWS. I'LL REALLY BE THROWING.
YOU SAW ME.
IF I'D SEEN YOU, I'D
HAVE HIT HARDER!
HOLD IT! STOP IT!
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
I TOOK A PILLOW, AND SHE HIT ME.
I COULDN'T SEE WHO IT WAS.
YOUR MOTHER'S EYES ARE GOIN'.
LAST WEEK, SHE TRIED TO
TAKE A SHOWER IN THE CLOSET.
LOOK WHO'S TALKIN' ABOUT OLD.
ON QUIET NIGHTS, YOU CAN
HEAR HIS HAIR FALLIN' OUT.
IN ALL THE YEARS
WE'VE BEEN MARRIED,
I CAN'T REMEMBER A QUIET NIGHT.
THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU GOT SUCH A BIG...
[CRYING]
OH, SHUT UP, FLORENCE.
I NEVER COULD STAND
YOUR BLUBBERIN'.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO BREAK UP.
CAN'T YOU TALK IT OVER?
I AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' TO SAY.
ME EITHER.
YOU'RE NOT GIVIN' YOURSELVES
A CHANCE UNLESS YOU TALK.
ALL RIGHT, WE'LL TALK.
TELL HIM HE'S A
STUBBORN OLD JACKASS.
MAMA!
GO ON. TELL HIM HE'S A JACKASS.
DADDY.
YES, BABY GIRL?
YOU'RE A STUBBORN JACKASS!
DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY!
SHE SAID IT.
TELL HER...
DADDY, IT WOULD HELP IF YOU'D
SAY SOMETHING NICE FOR A CHANGE.
ALL RIGHT,
BUT JUST FOR MY LITTLE GIRL.
DORA, THANK YOU FOR THE DIVORCE.
DADDY!
I'VE GIVEN HER MY BEST YEARS.
I WONDER WHICH TWO THEY WERE.
HEY!
THAT'S IT.
SIT DOWN. THE GAME'S OVER.
YOU SIT DOWN, TOO.
YOU LISTEN TO ME.
HE CAME INTO...
SHUT UP!
SHE...
SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
NOW IT'S MY TURN.
YOU TOLD HIM YOU
WERE COMING HERE.
IT MIGHT HAVE SLIPPED OUT.
YOU SHOWED UP THE
SAME TIME SHE DID.
IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE.
I GOT AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
I'M GEORGE JEFFERSON.
YOU'RE THE JOHNSTONS.
MY NAME'S ON THE RENT CHECK.
YOUR NAME IS ON TWO
TICKETS BACK TO CANADA.
GEORGE...
YOU SAID YOU WOULD HELP.
SHE WILL. WEEZY, HELP THEM PACK.
GEORGE, YOU JUST
DON'T KICK PEOPLE OUT.
YOU GIVE THEM A REASON FIRST.
REASON NUMBER ONE,
YOU'RE TROUBLEMAKERS.
REASON NUMBER
TWO, I DON'T LIKE YOU.
IT AIN'T BECAUSE YOU'RE
FLORENCE'S PARENTS.
WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES.
IT'S BECAUSE OF REASON
NUMBER THREE. YOU ARE FOOLS.
YOU'VE SAID ENOUGH.
NO, I AIN'T.
I'VE BEEN LISTENIN' TO YOU
LIST EACH OTHER'S FAULTS.
BY NOW YOU KNOW THEM
ALL. THEY AIN'T IMPORTANT.
WE'VE BEEN MARRIED 25 YEARS.
IT WORKS BECAUSE I PUT
UP WITH ALL HER FAULTS.
AND SHE'D DO THE SAME
FOR ME, IF I HAD ANY.
YOU'RE LUCKY TO HAVE EACH OTHER.
YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT
YOU MEAN TO EACH OTHER.
IF YOU THROW IT AWAY,
YOU'RE DAMN FOOLS,
AND YOU CAN DO IT
SOMEWHERE ELSE.
BOY, HE REALLY TOLD YOU OFF.
OH, GEORGE.
SORRY, WEEZY. I HAD TO SAY IT.
YOU DID IT SO WELL.
COME HERE.
SEE, WEEZY? SOMETIMES
YOU GOT TO BE TOUGH.
IT HELPS WHEN YOU'RE THE
TYPE THAT COMMANDS RESPECT.
DON'T SPOIL IT, GEORGE.
THANK YOU, MR. JEFFERSON.
MY PLEASURE.
THEY WERE CRAZY
ENOUGH TO LISTEN TO YOU.
I'LL GIVE HER ONE MORE CHANCE.
I'M USED TO HIM BY NOW.
I'M SO GLAD TO HEAR THAT.
THEY DECIDED TO MAKE THIS
TRIP A SECOND HONEYMOON.
GREAT! WHEN THEY GONNA START?
RIGHT NOW.
NOW I CAN SLEEP.
WHERE WILL THEY SPEND IT?
IN LIONEL'S ROOM.
♪♪ [HUMMING]
♪ MOVIN' ON UP ♪
♪ TO THE EAST SIDE ♪
♪ MOVIN' ON UP ♪
♪ TO A DELUXE APARTMENT ♪
♪ IN THE SKY ♪
♪ WE'RE MOVIN' ON UP ♪
♪ MOVIN' ON UP ♪
♪ TO THE EAST SIDE ♪
♪ MOVIN' ON UP ♪
♪ WE FINALLY GOT
A PIECE OF THE PIE ♪
♪ FISH DON'T FRY
IN THE KITCHEN ♪
♪ BEANS DON'T
BURN ON THE GRILL ♪
♪ TOOK A WHOLE LOT OF TRYIN' ♪
♪ JUST TO GET UP THAT HILL ♪
♪ NOW WE'RE UP IN
THE BIG LEAGUES ♪
♪ GETTIN' OUR TURN AT BAT ♪
♪ AS LONG AS WE LIVE ♪
♪ IT'S YOU AND ME, BABY ♪
♪ THERE AIN'T NOTHIN'
WRONG WITH THAT ♪
♪ WE'RE MOVIN' ON UP ♪
♪ MOVIN' ON UP ♪
♪ TO THE EAST SIDE ♪
♪ MOVIN' ON UP ♪
♪ TO A DELUXE APARTMENT ♪
♪ IN THE SKY ♪
♪ WE'RE MOVIN' ON UP ♪
♪ MOVIN' ON UP ♪
♪ TO THE EAST SIDE ♪
♪ MOVIN' ON UP ♪
♪ WE FINALLY GOT A
PIECE OF THE PIE ♪♪
HEY, WEEZY!
YES?
WILL YOU COME ON! IT'S YOUR BET.
I FOLD. ANYBODY HUNGRY?
WE HAVE PRETZELS, EGG
ROLLS, APPLE TURNOVERS...
LOOK, WEEZY, THIS IS A
POKER GAME, NOT A BAKE-OFF.
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IT
FROM THE WAY YOU PLAYIN'.
LOOK, JUST...
JUST 'CAUSE GOT LUCK DON'T MEAN
YOU'RE A BETTER POKER PLAYER THAN ME.
I KNOW 50 GUYS WHO SAY I AM.
WHO?
THIS GUY AND THIS
GUY AND THIS GUY...
LOOK, WILL YOU JUST
SHUT UP AND BET!
GEORGE, DON'T BE A POOR LOSER.
I AM NOT A POOR LOSER!
NOW BET!
LET ME SEE MY CARDS.
WHOO-OOH!
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA.
OOH, WHOO, WHOO,
WHOO, WHOO, WHOO!
HA, HA, HA, HA!
HAVE MERCY! HALLELUJAH!
OH, I'M OUT.
GOOD, I DIDN'T
HAVE NOTHIN' EITHER.
SHE DID IT TO ME
AGAIN! I'LL KILL HER!
GEORGE, SIT DOWN.
IT'S JUST A GAME.
ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME THEM CARDS.
NOW WE'RE GONNA
PLAY A GAME I CAN WIN.
HOW ABOUT OLD MAID?
HOW ABOUT NO MAID? [CHUCKLES]
DON'T GET TOO COCKY, FLORENCE.
GEORGE WAS THE POKER
CHAMPION OF HIS SHIP IN THE NAVY.
THAT'S RIGHT.
WHAT SHIP WAS THAT?
THE U.S.S. CHUMP?
I SURE WISH I COULD'VE
SPENT A WEEK ON YOUR BOAT.
NO WAY. IT WAS A WAR, BUT
WE WASN'T THAT DESPERATE.
THIS IS HOW THE GAME GOES.
I DON'T THINK WE
SHOULD PLAY ANYMORE.
WHY NOT?
YOU SAID YOU WANTED
TO GO TO BED EARLY.
YOU DIDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT,
AND YOU'VE BEEN TIRED ALL DAY.
I AIN'T SLEEPING UNTIL I WIN.
THEN YOU'LL SET A
RECORD FOR STAYIN' AWAKE.
LISTEN...
"THE LORD GIVETH,
AND THE LORD TAKETH AWAY."
I'M READY TO QUIT.
YOU CAN'T. WHY NOT?
BECAUSE I'M LOSIN'!
AIN'T NO FAT OFF MY HOCKS.
GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY.
I'M GOING TO KEEP IT.
NOT IF I TAKE IT.
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY.
OK, I WILL.
GEORGE!
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
IT WAS WORTH IT.
SHE'LL STAY THERE ALL WEEK.
IT WASN'T NICE. I
ASKED HER TO PLAY.
THEN YOU OWE ME $9.80.
HERE'S A CHANCE TO GET EVEN.
WE'D JUST TRADE OUR OWN MONEY.
WE WON'T PLAY FOR MONEY.
THEN IT AIN'T FUN.
WHEN WE WERE FIRST MARRIED,
WE USED TO PLAY STRIP POKER.
YEAH.
WANT TO PLAY?
STRIP POKER WITH YOUR WIFE
IS LIKE WALKING IN YOUR
OWN NEIGHBORHOOD.
YOU WON'T SEE NOTHIN'
YOU AIN'T SEEN BEFORE.
WATCH IT.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
WE AIN'T HOME.
IS THIS THE JEFFERSON RESIDENCE?
YES, IT IS.
OH, THANK GOD.
I COULD NEVER HAVE
WALKED ANOTHER STEP.
SCOOT OVER, HONEY.
I GOTTA SIT DOWN.
EXCUSE ME. DO WE KNOW...
ARE YOU SURE YOU
HAVE THE RIGHT...
SHE'S TRYIN' TO SAY,
"WHO THE HELL IS YOU?"
SORRY. I WAS JUST
TIRED FROM TRAVELING.
I'M DORA JOHNSTON.
DORA JOHNSTON?
FLORENCE'S MOTHER.
WHAT?
DOESN'T FLORENCE WORK HERE?
SHE GETS PAID HERE.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE WORKS.
WE DIDN'T THINK
FLORENCE HAD ANY FAMILY.
NONE THAT WOULD ADMIT IT.
YOU MUST BE MRS. JEFFERSON.
FLORENCE WROTE US
BEAUTIFUL THINGS ABOUT YOU.
OH?
THIS IS MY HUSBAND, GEORGE.
OH, YEAH.
FLORENCE HAD A FEW WORDS
TO SAY ABOUT YOU, TOO.
FLORENCE, CAN YOU
COME HERE, PLEASE?
SHE'LL BE SO EXCITED.
WHAT A WONDERFUL SURPRISE.
IF MR. JEFFERSON
THINKS HE'LL GET...
MAMA!
GEORGE, LOOK. IS THERE ANYTHING
NICER THAN A FAMILY REUNION?
YEAH, A FAMILY
LEAVIN' A REUNION.
I WOULDN'T SLOBBER
OVER MY MOTHER LIKE THAT.
OF COURSE NOT. YOU'D
SPILL HER BLOODY MARY.
LET ME LOOK AT YOU, FLORENCE.
THIS IS THE NICEST SURPRISE.
DID YOU JUST GET IN?
HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?
MAMA, YOU LOOK SO GOOD!
YOU NEVER TOLD ME
ABOUT YOUR PARENTS.
YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT YOURS.
I THOUGHT...
THERE'S LOTS I AIN'T TOLD.
IN SCHOOL, I WAS
VOTED MISS PERSONALITY.
WHO DID YOU RUN
AGAINST, GODZILLA?
YOU ALWAYS SAID YOU WERE ALONE.
I MIGHT AS WELL BE.
THEY LIVE IN VANCOUVER, CANADA.
YOU CAN'T TAKE THE SUBWAY THERE.
WE WANTED YOU TO COME.
IT'S NEVER TOO
LATE. TAKE HER NOW.
HE'S MAD BECAUSE I WON AT POKER.
I AIN'T SLEPT FOR TWO DAYS.
I LOST BECAUSE I AIN'T MYSELF.
MR. JEFFERSON,
ANYTIME YOU AIN'T
YOURSELF, WE'RE ALL WINNERS.
YOU STILL GOT THAT SHARP TONGUE.
FLORENCE ALWAYS
WAS FULL OF SASS.
I'VE GOT PICTURES OF HER.
THEY DON'T WANT TO
SEE THOSE PICTURES.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE'D LOVE TO SEE THEM.
I'M GOIN' TO BED.
GEORGE, DON'T BE RUDE.
STICK AROUND A WHILE.
I CAN'T KEEP MY EYES OPEN.
PICTURES OF FLORENCE
AIN'T NO REASON TO TRY.
YOU BE NICE.
THEY'RE RIGHT ON TOP.
GREAT!
DO YOU REMEMBER
THIS ONE, FLORENCE?
MAMA, THAT'S SO EMBARRASSING.
DON'T BE SILLY, FLORENCE.
YOU WERE JUST A BABY.
BESIDES, YOU HAD A CUTE BEHIND.
I'M GOING TO BE SICK.
GEORGE, LOOK AT THIS.
FLORENCE WAS SUCH
A BEAUTIFUL CHILD.
IT'S ONE OF THOSE
GIFTS YOU NEVER LOSE.
WHEN I FIRST LOOKED AT
YOU AFTER YOU WERE BORN,
ALL SCRUNCHED UP AND WRINKLED,
I SAID, "DORA, YOU GOT
TO PUT A HAT ON THAT KID,
OR THEY'LL DIAPER
THE WRONG END!"
ARE YOU DONE WITH THAT, GEORGE?
GEORGE?
WHAT'S SO INTERESTING
ABOUT THAT PICTURE?
GEORGE!
I LIKE THIS PICTURE!
TOO BAD YOU DON'T HAVE MORE.
HERE'S YOU AND YOUR FATHER.
HOW IS DADDY?
FINE.
I WISH HE HAD COME.
THAT WOULD BE SILLY.
WE'RE GETTING DIVORCED.
DIVORCED?
IT'LL BE GOOD FOR US.
THAT'S TERRIBLE.
LIVIN' WITH HIM WAS TERRIBLE.
MRS. JOHNSTON, I'M SORRY.
WE SHOULD HAVE
DONE IT YEARS AGO.
I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN KICKED.
IT'S ALL FOR THE BEST.
A DIVORCE?
I'M VISITING WHILE THE
PAPERS ARE BEING DRAWN UP.
I SHOULD CALL A HOTEL.
YOU'RE STAYING WITH ME.
RIGHT, MRS. JEFFERSON?
SHE CAN USE LIONEL'S ROOM.
I'M MEETING THE LAWYERS SOON.
HOW LONG CAN YOU STAY?
A MONTH.
A MONTH?
WEEZY, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
THIS IS FLORENCE'S HOME, TOO.
HER MOTHER CAN STAY HERE.
WHY CAN'T SHE STAY?
I'M FOR IT, BUT WEEZY
NEEDS CONVINCING.
GEORGE!
I'M SURPRISED AT YOU.
SHE WANTS TO TALK
IT OVER IN THE KITCHEN.
I NEVER SAID SHE
CAN'T STAY HERE.
I'M SAYIN' IT.
THIS AIN'T NO HOLIDAY
INN FOR WEIRDOS.
THAT'S HER MOTHER.
WHY WOULD I WANT
THE MAID'S MOTHER?
I DON'T WANT THE MAID HERSELF.
WE TOLD FLORENCE
SHE COULD HAVE GUESTS.
MOTHERS ARE
RELATIVES, NOT GUESTS.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
A GUEST IS A GUEST.
A RELATIVE IS A PEST.
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, GEORGE.
SHE LOOKS LIKE A NICE PERSON.
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A PAIN
IN THE BUTT IF YOU SAW ONE.
YOU WANT TO BET?
ALL I'M SAYIN' IS...
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKIN' ABOUT. SHE'S STAYING.
GEORGE, LET HER STAY.
WHO WILL SHE HURT?
LIONEL.
LIONEL?
HE WON'T HAVE A ROOM.
LIONEL MOVED OUT LAST YEAR.
BECAUSE HE AIN'T GOT A ROOM.
BECAUSE HE'S MARRIED.
ACCEPT IT, GEORGE.
WITH ANY LUCK, THEY'RE
BREAKIN' UP RIGHT NOW.
THAT'S RIDICULOUS!
[DOORBELL RINGS]
DOORBELL!
UGH!
THAT'S PROBABLY LIONEL,
LOOKIN' FOR A PLACE TO SLEEP.
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?
I WANT THE JEFFERSON RESIDENCE.
DADDY!
DON, WHY DID YOU COME HERE?
TO STAY WITH MY DAUGHTER.
I SEE YOU COULDN'T WAIT TO
TELL YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY.
HELLO, DON. TOO BAD
YOU HAVE TO LEAVE.
THEY ONLY GOT ONE GUEST
ROOM, AND I'M USING IT.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
THE COUCH'LL BE FINE.
NO, IT WON'T BE FINE.
OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT
ME. I CAN SLEEP ANYWHERE.
NO, YOU CAN'T.
YEAH, THIS IS REAL NICE.
MAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON!
IF SHE STAYS, I STAY.
FLORENCE IS MY DAUGHTER.
SHE'S MY DAUGHTER TOO.
WELL, SHE AIN'T MY DAUGHTER,
SO BOTH OF YOU GO TO A HOTEL.
STOP IT! THEY'RE HAVING ENOUGH PROBLEMS
ALREADY. THEY'RE GETTING A DIVORCE.
OKAY, MAKE THAT SEPARATE HOTELS.
Y'ALL AIN'T REALLY
GONNA SPLIT UP.
LOOK HOW LONG
YOU'VE BEEN TOGETHER.
45 YEARS.
45 OF THE LONGEST, MOST
GAD-AWFUL YEARS A MAN CAN LIVE WITH.
46 YEARS.
THAT'S WHY. SHE'S BEEN
CORRECTIN' ME ALL 45 YEARS.
THAT'S SUCH A LONG TIME. ARE
YOU SURE YOU WANT A DIVORCE?
WELL, I FEEL KINDA
FUNNY ANSWERIN' THAT.
WHY?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
OH, I'M SORRY. I'M
LOUISE JEFFERSON.
PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.
THAT'S MY HUSBAND, GEORGE.
HI.
BYE.
LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, LOUISE.
IF I HADN'T COME ALONG,
SHE STILL WOULDN'T BE MARRIED.
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER,
I WAS BEAUTIFUL.
CAREFUL, DORA.
REMEMBER, I WAS THERE.
LET ME TELL YOU ONE THING...
MAMA, DADDY!
MAMA, DADDY, STOP IT!
FLORENCE, YOUR FATHER'S
IMPOSSIBLE TO LIVE WITH.
HIS HABITS DRIVE ME NUTS.
HE BRUSHES HIS TEETH
EVERY MORNING AT 7:42.
SHE READS A BOOK'S END FIRST.
HE'S NOISY WHEN HE DRINKS.
ARGH!
SHE'S NOISY WHEN SHE SLEEPS.
[SNORING]
DON'T FORGET THE HAMBURGER.
I MADE HIM EVERYTHING
IN THE BOOKS.
NOW HE ONLY EATS HAMBURGER.
BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND
DINNER... HAMBURGER!
YOU KNOW WHY?
AFTER EATING YOUR OTHER COOKIN',
HAMBURGER'S THE ONLY
THING THAT'LL STAY DOWN.
WEEZY, WE FINALLY FOUND OUT
WHERE FLORENCE LEARNED TO COOK.
GEORGE, KEEP YOUR
BIG MOUTH SHUT.
I CAN DO ANYTHING I
WANT WITH MY BIG MOUTH.
CAN YOU MAKE IT DISAPPEAR?
THAT'S TELLIN' HIM.
I'LL MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR.
IF YOU'RE GOING
TO TALK LIKE THAT,
YOU CAN GO TO YOUR ROOM.
WAIT A MINUTE! YOU
AIN'T MY MOTHER!
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH.
WHAT WE ALL NEED NOW
IS A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.
TOMORROW MORNING,
EVERYTHING WILL LOOK DIFFERENT.
ESPECIALLY FOR THEM.
THEY'LL WAKE UP IN A HOTEL.
GEORGE!
YOU'LL SLEEP IN LIONEL'S ROOM.
YOU'LL SLEEP ON THE COUCH.
THAT SUITS ME FINE.
SURE IT DOES. YOU GET A BED.
I'LL TAKE THE COUCH.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE BED?
DECIDE WHERE YOU WANT TO SLEEP.
WHEREVER YOU'RE NOT!
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?
MAMA, DON'T PAY
ATTENTION TO HIM.
HEY, WEEZY!
HEY! GET OUT OF MY WAY!
MRS. JEFFERSON!
MRS. JEFFERSON!
WHAT?
MRS. JEFFERSON!
FLORENCE?
CAN I COME IN?
GEORGE, IT'S FLORENCE.
NOT IN MY DREAMS, TOO!
WHAT TIME IS IT?
IT'S 4:30.
IS THE BUILDING BURNIN'?
DID SOMEBODY DIE?
THEN YOU'RE FIRED!
STOP IT, GEORGE.
WHAT'S WRONG, FLORENCE?
I BEEN TOSSING AND
TURNING. I CAN'T SLEEP.
TRY CLOSIN' YOUR EYES
AND COUNTIN'
UNEMPLOYMENT CHECKS.
I HAD TO TALK. DO YOU HAVE TIME?
I GOT THREE HOURS
BEFORE I GO TO WORK.
YOU CAN TALK TO ME.
MRS. JEFFERSON, I'VE BEEN
THINKIN' ABOUT MAMA AND DADDY.
I KNOW I SHOULD SOLVE
MY OWN PROBLEMS.
MY PARENTS ARE GETTIN' DIVORCED!
WEEZY!
OH, YOU POOR GIRL. SIT HERE.
WHAT WILL I DO?
I'LL COME FROM A BROKEN HOME.
WOMAN, PEOPLE GET
DIVORCED EVERY DAY.
YOUR PARENTS SHOULDN'T
HAVE GOTTEN MARRIED.
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
EASY. IF THEY HADN'T MARRIED,
THEY WOULDN'T HAVE NO KIDS.
AND I'D BE SLEEPING RIGHT NOW.
CAN'T YOU HELP? THEY
REALLY LOVE EACH OTHER.
FLORENCE, I'M NOT A
MARRIAGE COUNSELOR.
YOU MUST KNOW SOMETHIN'.
YOU MANAGED TO STAY
WITH HIM ALL THESE YEARS.
I'LL DO WHAT I CAN
IN THE MORNING.
FIRST YOU NEED SOME
REST. GET INTO BED.
I STILL CAN'T SLEEP.
MAYBE YOU CAN. JUST LIE DOWN.
OK.
FLORENCE, I DIDN'T MEAN...
THANK YOU, MRS. JEFFERSON.
I DIDN'T WANT TO BE ALONE.
I'LL DO LOTS OF THINGS,
BUT I AIN'T SLEEPIN'
WITH MY MAID.
[SCREAM]
GET OUT OF HERE, YOU!
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
MY FOLKS ARE FIGHTIN'.
THAT'S IT. IT'S ALL OVER.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THROWING THEM OUT.
NO, MR. JEFFERSON.
LET ME TALK TO THEM.
THEY WON'T LISTEN TO NOBODY.
THERE MUST BE A WAY.
WHEN I WAS LITTLE,
THEY HATED TO SEE ME CRY.
YOU'RE GOING TO CRY?
IT'LL WORK.
IF IT DOESN'T, I'LL
THROW THEM OUT.
DON'T LET THEM NEAR THE
WINDOWS. I'LL REALLY BE THROWING.
YOU SAW ME.
IF I'D SEEN YOU, I'D
HAVE HIT HARDER!
HOLD IT! STOP IT!
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
I TOOK A PILLOW, AND SHE HIT ME.
I COULDN'T SEE WHO IT WAS.
YOUR MOTHER'S EYES ARE GOIN'.
LAST WEEK, SHE TRIED TO
TAKE A SHOWER IN THE CLOSET.
LOOK WHO'S TALKIN' ABOUT OLD.
ON QUIET NIGHTS, YOU CAN
HEAR HIS HAIR FALLIN' OUT.
IN ALL THE YEARS
WE'VE BEEN MARRIED,
I CAN'T REMEMBER A QUIET NIGHT.
THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU GOT SUCH A BIG...
[CRYING]
OH, SHUT UP, FLORENCE.
I NEVER COULD STAND
YOUR BLUBBERIN'.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO BREAK UP.
CAN'T YOU TALK IT OVER?
I AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' TO SAY.
ME EITHER.
YOU'RE NOT GIVIN' YOURSELVES
A CHANCE UNLESS YOU TALK.
ALL RIGHT, WE'LL TALK.
TELL HIM HE'S A
STUBBORN OLD JACKASS.
MAMA!
GO ON. TELL HIM HE'S A JACKASS.
DADDY.
YES, BABY GIRL?
YOU'RE A STUBBORN JACKASS!
DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY!
SHE SAID IT.
TELL HER...
DADDY, IT WOULD HELP IF YOU'D
SAY SOMETHING NICE FOR A CHANGE.
ALL RIGHT,
BUT JUST FOR MY LITTLE GIRL.
DORA, THANK YOU FOR THE DIVORCE.
DADDY!
I'VE GIVEN HER MY BEST YEARS.
I WONDER WHICH TWO THEY WERE.
HEY!
THAT'S IT.
SIT DOWN. THE GAME'S OVER.
YOU SIT DOWN, TOO.
YOU LISTEN TO ME.
HE CAME INTO...
SHUT UP!
SHE...
SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
NOW IT'S MY TURN.
YOU TOLD HIM YOU
WERE COMING HERE.
IT MIGHT HAVE SLIPPED OUT.
YOU SHOWED UP THE
SAME TIME SHE DID.
IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE.
I GOT AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
I'M GEORGE JEFFERSON.
YOU'RE THE JOHNSTONS.
MY NAME'S ON THE RENT CHECK.
YOUR NAME IS ON TWO
TICKETS BACK TO CANADA.
GEORGE...
YOU SAID YOU WOULD HELP.
SHE WILL. WEEZY, HELP THEM PACK.
GEORGE, YOU JUST
DON'T KICK PEOPLE OUT.
YOU GIVE THEM A REASON FIRST.
REASON NUMBER ONE,
YOU'RE TROUBLEMAKERS.
REASON NUMBER
TWO, I DON'T LIKE YOU.
IT AIN'T BECAUSE YOU'RE
FLORENCE'S PARENTS.
WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES.
IT'S BECAUSE OF REASON
NUMBER THREE. YOU ARE FOOLS.
YOU'VE SAID ENOUGH.
NO, I AIN'T.
I'VE BEEN LISTENIN' TO YOU
LIST EACH OTHER'S FAULTS.
BY NOW YOU KNOW THEM
ALL. THEY AIN'T IMPORTANT.
WE'VE BEEN MARRIED 25 YEARS.
IT WORKS BECAUSE I PUT
UP WITH ALL HER FAULTS.
AND SHE'D DO THE SAME
FOR ME, IF I HAD ANY.
YOU'RE LUCKY TO HAVE EACH OTHER.
YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT
YOU MEAN TO EACH OTHER.
IF YOU THROW IT AWAY,
YOU'RE DAMN FOOLS,
AND YOU CAN DO IT
SOMEWHERE ELSE.
BOY, HE REALLY TOLD YOU OFF.
OH, GEORGE.
SORRY, WEEZY. I HAD TO SAY IT.
YOU DID IT SO WELL.
COME HERE.
SEE, WEEZY? SOMETIMES
YOU GOT TO BE TOUGH.
IT HELPS WHEN YOU'RE THE
TYPE THAT COMMANDS RESPECT.
DON'T SPOIL IT, GEORGE.
THANK YOU, MR. JEFFERSON.
MY PLEASURE.
THEY WERE CRAZY
ENOUGH TO LISTEN TO YOU.
I'LL GIVE HER ONE MORE CHANCE.
I'M USED TO HIM BY NOW.
I'M SO GLAD TO HEAR THAT.
THEY DECIDED TO MAKE THIS
TRIP A SECOND HONEYMOON.
GREAT! WHEN THEY GONNA START?
RIGHT NOW.
NOW I CAN SLEEP.
WHERE WILL THEY SPEND IT?
IN LIONEL'S ROOM.
♪♪ [HUMMING]