The Great Weddings of Munnes (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 5 - Jhansi Ke Jhatke - full transcript

I have visited so many places.

People go for short pilgrimage.

I have done double of it.

Uncle, come out.
Are you still at Hyderabad?

We have reached.
- Suresh. Munnes.

Look here.

They have to meet at Jhansi station
but they come to Munnesvir.

They look smart
but only in this filter.

He left.

My child. How are you?

There's no respect for me.



I didn't go to Masarath.

But the situation was that.

Yes.

He lost at Nagma's house.

I felt the girl is smart.

She is very simple.

But one nice thing took place.

Speak up quickly.

I got to see the real face of uncle.

Okay.

You saw the real face.

What is his identity?

This is his real identity.

He is Brijmohan.



Brijmohan, he is Munnes.
And he is her son.

But who is the groom here?

Here.

He said boy.

Who is the boy
who is getting married?

Oh.

Him?

Why?

Isn't he good?
- No.

He's good for a day.

What is he saying?
- What does that mean?

He's not some vegetable.

He's the groom.

Show some respect.

Sure.

Munnes.

The girl you are marrying...

...is a nice girl.

Trust him.

Uncle!

Brijmohan, the situation is such
that if you also wear a skirt...

...Munnes will marry you.
- What are you saying?

I am married.

Let's go to the girl's house.
Why waste time?

Yes.
- Yes. - Okay.

A marriage breaking
is a good work for you.

So do the good work.

I am not coming to Mohini's house.

Why?

Do you only commit sin?

I pray. I have two
prayer sessions to finish.

I'll meet you later.

Okay.
- Alright.

God bless.
- Did you take the address?

Yes. I have it.
- Then let's go. - Let's go.

Let's go. - God bless.
- Yes, let's go.

What did you say?
- Go normally.

Brother!
- Is someone home?

Brother!

What is written here?

'Do you want to open the door?'
- Yes.

'Bell.'

What?

What language is this?

Brother!
Bell.

Oh.

So this bell.
Come on aunt.

How did it open?

It opened automatically.

Brijmohan said they are orthodox.

Yes.
- So what?

They can be orthodox in thinking.
Things will be modern.

Hey guys as you can see...

As I can there is no network.

You are trying to record the event.

The swing is swinging on it's own.

Come on.

Sometimes swings swing on it's own.

Have you come for Mohini's wedding?

No.

We came for the divorce.

What are you saying, Uncle?

Yes we came for the wedding.
I am the groom.

Ring the bell.
- Yes. Ring it.

It's easy.

Didn't you hear it?

No.
- Ring it again.

Yes.

It must be in silent mode.
- Hey!

Does it even ring?

You have the pull
the string not struck it.

I will pull it.

Dacoits have come.

He came earlier.

This is the sound of the bell.

We don't want any dowry.

And change this bell.

Yes.
- Aunt.

Welcome! We are waiting for you.

Yes. The priest told us
you are coming here.

I am Baldev.

Mohini's father.

She is my wife, Kamla.

And he's Jagmohan,
my brother and Mohini's uncle.

Okay.
- Greetings!

We have met you all.

It's better if we meet Mohini.

Mohini! Yes.

Mohini. - Mohini!

Mohini! Mohini! Mohini!

Mohini! Mohini!
- Greetings.

What will you eat?

Where is she?
Tell us what will you serve?

I.

Stuffed cabbage bread.
And carrot pickle.

Chat. Samosa. Falooda.

There are many varieties.

You won't get anything from them.
I got Rasgullah.

Eat it.

Eat it.

Yes.

Mohini!

Hey!

Red Rasgullah.
Someone filled them with vermillion.

They are special.
It has pomegranate juice.

Eat it.

I don't feel it's pomegranate juice.
It's tasteless.

Yes. It will be B positive.

What?

B positive.

It is good for health.

It doesn't taste good.

This increases our blood.
We increases our blood with this.

I have sugar.
- Hmm.

It's nice.

Very nice.

Mohini, I am helpless to marry.

Why are you interested
in one day's wedding?

For salvation.
- What?

Salvation.

Salvation from my father's will.

Brijmohan was saying something else.

What he said and the girl are same.
- Keep quite.

Start preparing for the divorce.

But Gopal, we have three
simple conditions.

Which you have to agree on.

Three conditions.

First the wedding should be
solemnized before 12 midnight today.

Before 12 midnight?

Does the girl sleep early?
We'll put her to sleep.

Aunt is joking. Agreed.

Actually today is new moon day.

We don't want to waste
this auspicious night.

Since when did new moon
day turn auspicious?

New moon night for
a day's wedding...

...is auspicious, right?
- Wow!

Yes.
- That's right. - I agree.

The second condition is this.

Only 8 people will attend
the wedding from your side.

Eight? Yes.

Two will come.
- What?

Yes. Eight people are needed
for a pair of four.

Uncle, we are talking.

Yes. I agree.

The third condition is.

No. I don't think this
wedding will take place.

No.

No. Nobody keeps so many conditions
for a wedding.

Uncle, wait.

Tell us the condition.

Our third condition is...

...Mohini will tell it
after she garlands you

What is this?

Alright.
Some conditions are always there.

I am ready.

Then let the groom get ready.
I will show you your room.

Yes.
- Please come along.

Let's go. Please take the bag.
- Let's go.

Listen to me. Believe me.

I saw that horse eating grass.

Is it?
- Yes.

Maybe the horse is hungry.

Priest!
- Lord! Lord!

If you had to drink...

...you could after the wedding.

I didn't drink.

What are you doing?

Leave it. I will manage it.

In a wedding the groom is free.

The rest of the work is done by others.
And we have 12 O'clock deadline.

We have to do lot of work.
You wear your clothes.

Alright.

I will do this for Cuckoo.

I will go and find it.

Take care.
- Okay.

You are looking handsome.

Hello Cuckoo.

Did you meet the girl?
- Yes. I met the girl.

But the family is strange.

They eat Rasgullah with red syrup.

Their door opens automatically.

There's no sound of bell.

We have nothing to do with that.

Get married and return to me.

I will call you once I marry.

Okay. Love you.
- Love you.

Oh, how it can be?

Help! Help!
Mohini jumped in the well.

Lord! Lord!
- What happened?

What happened?
- Mohini jumped in the well.

What?
- Yes.

Priest.

Eat a pill. Nonsense.

It's not nonsense. I saw
Mohini jumping in the well.

Who me?

Yes you.

How is this possible?
- It is happening.

It is happening.

He's lost it.

Brother.

Actually I am getting married today.

I need one more man.
Come with me.

Aren't you ashamed? You are...

...getting your wife married to someone
else. - I am calling you as a guest.

I will pay money, serve food
and sweet dish.

Are you marrying at Basai coti?

Yes how do you know?

Run away.

Hey!

What happened?
I am calling you for the wedding.

Uncle plays cards.
Uncle for everything.

Is someone here?

Shall we play cards?

I will play alone.

Hey guys, seeing antique
show pieces and paintings...

...my excitement
and eagerness is lost.

Take this for example. Uncle.

The man whom I will introduce
is the owner of this house.

And the father-in-law of Munnes.

Uncle, you have to pout
looking at the camera.

Where?

Hmm.

Who is it?

What happened?

Show the cards.

Yes.

I will show it.

I lost!

Brother!

I am getting married today.
Will you be my guest?

What?
- Basai Coti a kilometer away.

I am getting married there.

Basai Coti.
- Yes. - No.

What is the matter? Why are people
running on hearing about Basai Coti?

That is a haunted house.
- What?

Those people died years ago.
- My wedding was fixed there.

She is not a bride but a witch.

If you marry there you will reach
Haridwar in a pot.

Are you coming from there?
- Yes.

Don't go back.

My family is there.

They were, not anymore.

The palace is so huge.

Such a huge house.

Can't they have a charging point?

Hey!

Who is it?

What are you searching for?

Someone passed from here.

Someone passed from here.

How many times he will pass away?

What?
- Who passed?

The clothes looked like Mohini's dad.

He had no head.

What's the great thing about that?

I can also do that.

What?
- Yes.

Wait. Wait.

I will bash your head.

Showing me the greed of a bride.
You sent me to the old mansion.

You knew it was haunted. Didn't you?

Look, I will tell you the whole story.
- Tell me.

Mohini and her family were going...

...for the wedding
fifteen years ago.

Their car met with an accident.
The whole family died.

Why didn't you die?
- I was in the other car.

But they come in
my dream to trouble me.

In fact they threatened me.

If I don't get Mohini married
they won't find salvation.

You look into the matter.

Shut up!

Leave me.

You got us trapped
so you will help us out. Come along.

Come with me. I will take you
to the haunted house. - Leave me.

Surya, don't open the door.

Cards. Cards.

Believe me. I was playing cards.

No one was there.
The cards came flying.

I was making a video with the father.
I was seen in the video.

He wasn't visible.

Listen to my story.
Uncle...

What?
- ...removed his head.

Let me help you.

I like you a lot.

Hence I will not let you cry more.

Meaning?
- I mean to say...

...I will add less chili in your food.

Jagmohan...

...has no head...

...where does he sleep?

You thought of me.
- No.

Think.
- Let us go.

I am not married.
I am still a virgin.

I can't find tamarind.

Is it a good news?

What?

I want to add it to the lentil.

Okay.

It's kept over there.

I am short. I will get a chair.

Don't go anywhere.

I will remove it from here.

Believe me this horse kicked me.

What?
- Yes.

Maybe he kicked.
You deserve that.

No. Priest.
- Say a chant.

Yes.
- What happened?

I was in the kitchen.
Her hands are longer than her.

What?

You will cheat my family.

Where did you find him?
- Forget that.

I want to tell you something.
Tell them.

But first listen to her.

Jigra speak.
- What happened? Tell us.

I was in the kitchen with her.

And her hand was like...

What are you saying?
- Why are you blabbering.

Listen to me.
Uncle Jagmohan is...

I told you that...

What is he saying?
- On my face...

The horse kicked me.
- Uncle.

As you can see...
- Calm down.

Breathe.
- I'll tell you.

I feel the things
and people of this house...

...are strange.
- I understood.

Strange things are
happening in this house. - Yes!

He will tell us.
Come on. Speak.

Ahh-Bhu...

Say it again.

The family of this house...

...had died 15 years ago.

What?

Yes.

Manjolika.

Hey, run!

Open up.

Open the door.

Help me.

Stay here.

You won't listen easily.

What is happening?

What is happening?

What is happening?

God, forgive me,
if I made any mistake.

Make me Jigra's husband in next birth.

Love you Jigra.

O God! Only one girl is interested
in me that is a witch.

Look, our picture got clicked.

Our whole family will
find salvation now.

This is good news.
You got salvation so we are leaving.

Where are you going?

Listen to the third condition.

Munnes.

The third condition is
that along with me...

...the son-in-law of this
family will find salvation.

No. No.
You got your salvation so enjoy it.

Why should I come? I am leaving.

But if we don't go as a family.

Then we can't take rebirth.

Our souls will be
lost in this world.

Hence you have to come with us.

Come on.

Munnes!

Oh!

Munnes!

Yaa!

Priest.

Help me.
- Say a chant.

[from Hanuman Chalisa]
Victory to Hanuman,
the ocean of wisdom and virtue,

Hail the Monkey Lord, the illuminator of the three worlds.

What are you doing?
Hail the Monkey Lord, the illuminator of the three worlds.

Hail the Monkey Lord, the illuminator of the three worlds.

Ram's emissary, the abode of matchless power,

Anjani's son, known as Son of Pavan (Wind).

God help us!

God help us!
Great hero, mighty as a thunderbolt,

Great hero, mighty as a thunderbolt,

remover of evil thoughts and companion to the good.

Golden-hued and splendidly adorned,

with heavy earrings and curly locks.

In your hand’s shine mace and banner,

a sacred thread of munja grass adorns your shoulder.

You are Shiva’s son and Kesari’s joy,

your glory is revered throughout the world.

Supremely wise, virtuous, and clever,

you are ever intent on Ram’s work. Lord...

Hail Lord Hanuman.
They went.

Thank a lot.

You did a good job
for the first time in life.

Priest.

Hail Lord Hanuman.

Hail lord Hanuman.

Run.
- Run from here.

Run. Run.
- Priest.

Get in the bus.

Priest.

Listen.

I am going to my house.

Alright, Brijmohan. Bye.

Bye.

Priest come in.

Hail Lord Hanuman.

Munnes, where are you?
Everyone is waiting for you.

Alright. Come soon.

Jyotika.
- Mahi.

Why are you here?

I came to take Munnes's blessings.
How are you?

I came for the same reason.
- Okay.

Come along.
- He's here.

Where are the rest?

They are hungry since last night.
They are eating food.

Meet her, Jyotika.
He is Munnes.

Greetings!
- Greetings!

And Munnes, she is Jyotika,
She's like a sister.

She didn't attend the wedding
so you'll didn't meet. - Oh.

So you were supposed to marry him.

Suppose to marry.

I am marrying him again.

Yes. - Same card.
I will only change the date.

He's your to-be brother-in-law.

You were saved the last time.
Unless he pays for the shoes...

...I won't let you get married.

Anyway my shoes are old.
You can use it too.

Is the joke over?
Shall we go now?

Everyone is waiting.
Jyotika, I will be right back.

Let's go.

Wait.

Did you get a divorce?

I would say I got salvation.

Munnes, don't say that about anyone.

Welcome.

Muni.

Bless us.

You can't marry Mahi.

What?