The Great Weddings of Munnes (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - Diya Jala Andhere Mein - full transcript

'Meet him.'

'Though you won't know him.'

'But still meet him.'

'He is Munnes Kumar Yadav.'

'If there was a face for bad luck.'

'Then this man's
face would be on it.'

'It wouldn't be but is.'

'Marriageable age.'

'But a divorced face.'

'Since childhood...'

'...kept distance from him.'



'His life is similar to Sallu Bhai.'

'He is a bachelor willingly.'

'While he's bachelor
because of the girls.'

'Girls!'

'Are around him on two days.'

'First on 'Raksha Bhandan'.'

'And second also is 'Raksha Bhandan'.'

'He is completely embarrassed.'

'Valentine Day is
a black day for him.'

'No girl agrees.'

'Hence he has no girlfriend.'

'On growing up, means adult.'

'Look where he got a job.'

'A place where marriage
certificates are given.'



'So now.'

'He couldn't find a girlfriend.'

'He is getting other couple married.'

'But since he got a job.'

'So things were moving.'

'Munnes is bride hunting.'

'Not in dreams but in reality.'

'Openly with his family.'

'Just like personality his marriage.'

'Arranged.'
- He has come

drinking mother's milk before
having fun on the honeymoon.

Will you have cow's milk?

You came back.
I replied.

I will let you know.
- I have decided.

No. - No. - 'If there was
an Olympics for rejection.'

'Then gold, silver, bronze.'

'Copper, iron, lead.'

'Plastic. He would win it all.'

'As he selected to be rejected.'

'He is not getting married.'

'He's angry. It means frustration.'

'Annoyance.'

'Look where's taking
out his frustration.'

'On Chow-Mein.'
- It's so disgusting.

"Light a lamp of hope
and change the situation."

"Believe it or now,
it's the wedding of Munnes."

I wanted my grandma's death certificate
but this is birth certificate.

She's dead. What will we do
with her birth certificate?

What have you written?

Mrs. Indumati born
on 9th November 2020.

I was born in 1996
and my grandma was born in 2020.

What is this?
- Ma'am.

This is a big mistake.

According to that
you are her grandmother.

What nonsense is this?

Ma'am.

This is that guy.

Who is he? Your boss.
- No.

The man who gave
birth to your grandma.

In the certificate.

Everyone here is...
- Ma'am, please.

Please. Sit down.
- What is it?

Sit.

Go and do your work. Go.

Ma'am, don't get upset.

You are upsetting me
so I am getting upset.

No. That is not the case.

Do one thing.

Your work will be done.

Arrange some bribe.

You will get
the certificate tomorrow.

He's lying.

He will take a bribe
and not do your work.

He fools people.

Robbers are better than lazy people.

At least they work hard to rob.
Here people take holidays.

The government off
is Saturday and Sunday.

Monday 15th August.
Tuesday Naag Panchami.

His mom is sick on Wednesday.

Office hours are less
while lunch time is more.

If you go to Dubey,
he will send you to Sharma.

Sharma will send you to Tiwari.

Tiwari to Verma.

If you don't find anyone
he will send you home.

Don't pay them separately.
It is our mistake.

I will rectify your certificate
and drop it at your residence.

Bye from the government.

Hey!

Let it be. I...

...will manage.
- No let me help you.

No let it be.
I'll manage.

You are trying since some time.

I am not merciless
as I scolded you at the office.

It's high.
I will come in the front.

Please... - Okay.

I will push.
- Alright.

Leave it. - No.

No let it be.

Alright.
- Come.

Thank you.
- Come on.

I wanted to say sorry
for the morning.

I scolded a lot at office.

Yes. I noticed.

You did scold a lot.

But I also noticed...

...it's the first time
someone spoke honestly.

I work hard as
I got this job with hard work.

The one who bribes to get a job
take bribe.

I am also sorry.

I was rude and scolded everyone
before you came.

I heard it.

I could hear you outside.

I thought riots are taking place.

On seeing I really felt
riots are taking place.

I want to ask you something.

Don't you get bored?

Government jobs are monotonous.

You have to deal
with different people.

Yes. True.
All types of people come.

Munnes, are you talking about me?

Of course.

Then it's fine.

But don't you feel
like bashing up someone.

Hey!

I believe a person is messed up.

Someone is out of mind
someone is heartbroken.

How can I bash anyone
with all these brokenness?

Please come.

Brother!

Brother!
- Yes.

The scooty is not starting.

It stopped on the road.
Check it.

He will repair it.
- Yes.

I am leaving. Bye.

Bye. Munnes.

Thank you!

Welcome!

You kept it in the wrong rack
last time so be careful now.

Munnes!

Hi!
- You?

Sir, sign here.
- Yes.

Yes.

I wanted to make
a death certificate.

But I gave you your
grandma's death certificate.

No. I wanted to make another one.

I'm sorry all deaths
are taking place in your family.

No. No.

She is my grandma's friend.

I wanted to make one for her.

Why didn't the friend come here?

Look, I don't make
death certificate.

Since when? - Always. My job is
to prepare marriage certificate.

But the other day you...

That day the concern
man didn't come.

He informed me so I helped out.
It's a government office.

It means you can't
make a death certificate.

Don't get upset. I can't.
But I'll get it done.

Yes.
- Come tomorrow.

Okay.
- One more request.

You helped me a lot.

Help me some more.
- Yes.

When the death certificate is ready
can you give it outside office.

Give me your phone.

Give it.

Yes.
- Okay.

One minute.
- Unlock it. I won't see it.

I am saving my number.
Call me when it's ready.

Take this. I'll give a miss call.

I should have your number as well.

My name is Mahi.

Okay.

Okay thank you.

Bye.
- Bye.

I will wait until Mahi's...

...horoscope matches.

Thanks a lot.

Father!

Mahi's horoscope didn't match up.

Not even one.

There was a proposal.

With whom the horoscope matched.

But they were not rich so...

...I refused the proposal.

Savitri,
I won't repeat this mistake.

If a boy's horoscope
matches with Mahi's horoscope...

...I will marry her to him.

Whether they are our equal or not...

...I don't care.

Sister sent me here.
She was appreciating you.

This is pretty.

This is of my size.

Do me a favour.

Keep this. I'll be right back.

Alright.

You are saying it since some time.
The parcel hasn't come yet.

What is it?

Did you send a new man?
- Munnes.

This is the house.
- Keep it.

This is my parcel.
- What are you doing?

You came to give the parcel, right?
Give it to me.

No. - Don't wait for bonus.
I can't give it everyday.

I didn't come to give the parcel.
This is my parcel.

I came to meet Munnes.
I am his friend.

Are you mistaken?
Munnes's friend.

I am really a friend of Munnes.

You are very pretty.

Thank you!

I am his aunt.

Okay.

Hi!
- Hi!

Come in.

Yes. Munnes!

Come in. Munnes.
- Yes.

Munnes.

Yes. Why are you calling
so early in the morning?

Oh!

You and here?
- How did you get...

...the address.
- I didn't know.

I came to buy bangles for my sister.

I saw you on the terrace.

I wanted to say hello.

But...

...if you have a problem.
I will come later.

What is this?

You are Munnes's friend.
You came for the first time here.

Have tea. Come in.

Your grandpa is MLA.
That's good.

If a constable nabs Munnes
without a helmet...

...he will call you up.

I don't know why they
made the helmet compulsory.

Tell me.

If the truck will climb on
your chest. How can the helmet help?

Uncle has a solution
to every problem.

But problems arrive on their own.

Take my example.

I was going to government office since a
year for my grandma's death certificate.

I was not getting it.

Who was not giving it?

Let him rot.

Let the steering of
the bus he travels breaks.

Let nails come out from the seat.

Aunt, she is talking about me.

She is talking about him,
- Okay.

I gave you the death certificate.

I am leaving for office.

Munnes, come early from work.

We've to go Rakesh Shukla's
house in the evening.

To see a bride for you.

Let it break.
- What?

This cup will break
as it has a crack.

If you pour hot tea
the cup will break.

Forget the cup.

The proposal of
Munnes will break too.

Yes. - He can't keep
his old relationship.

He wants to make new relationship.

When you don't want a divorce...

...then forget about marriage.
- What are you saying?

Ah...
- What is this?

Look. It's fine if the
proposal is fixed. - Yes.

Or tell me if you have
anyone in mind.

As you are rich.

Many people work for you...

...like driver, cook.
- Yes.

Check if they have
a sister or daughter to marry.

Okay?
- Alright.

If I get his horoscope copy.

We have a bundle of it.

I'll get it right away.

She's joking.

Greetings!
- Greetings!

These are horoscope
please ask Muni... (Saint)

...and tell us
which is the perfect match for Mahi.

Yes. Muni is meditating.

Once he finishes his meditation
I will show him these horoscope.

Give it here.

Bye.
- Bye.

Munnes, what name is this?

The horoscope is not matching.

Okay.

The horoscope doesn't match
anyone except Munnes.

This wedding can't take place.

Oh. She can't marry
anyone else besides Munnes.

Yes.

How?

We can't get them married so soon.

30 out of 32 qualities match.

I am blessed.

Very soon we'll meet the family.

Thank you for fulfilling my wish.

Munnes and I will be happy forever.

Damn it.

What?

Ring the bell and take the offering.

Hi Munnes.
- Hello! Have a seat.

I wanted to make a certificate.

Who died now?

No one has died.

I wanted a marriage certificate.

Tell me honestly are you a broker?

You take commission
by making certificates.

I am joking.

What is the girl's name?

The girl's name is
Mahi Uday Prakash.

So your...

Congratulations!

Mahi Uday Prakash.
Boy's name?

Write the spelling.

Mu.

..nn...

...es.

This is my name.

You don't know
the spelling of Manish.

No. I know that spelling.

This spelling is not wrong.

Nor your feelings for me.

I want to marry you.

Really?

Are you'll listening?
She wants to marry me.

You joke a lot.

Hence I and you get along.
- I am not joking.

Munnes, I always dreamt my prince
charming will come on a horse...

...or walk.

But he should never leave
once he comes.

He should love me a lot
and call me cuckoo lovingly.

Honest. True.

I see the honesty and truthfulness.

Will you write your name
on this marriage certificate?

Will you call me cuckoo lovingly?

Cu... ckoo.

Munnes! Munnes.

"My dear!"

"You are my cuckoo!"

"Note down my promise!"

"I am your hero. All yours."

"My dear!"

"You are my cuckoo!"

"Note down my promise!"

"I am your hero. All yours!"

"Your hero!"

"Your hero!"

"Your hero!"

"Your hero!"

"I am your hero!"

"Since I became a hero
a storm arose!"

"Just like an English movie.
That's my attitude!"

"Let me show you!"

"My dear!"

"You are my cuckoo!"

"Note down my promise!"

"I am your hero!"

"Your hero!"

"Your hero!"

"Your hero!"

"Your hero!"

"I am your hero!
Your hero!"

"Your hero!"

"Your hero!"

"Your hero!"

"I am your hero!"

Sir!

Sir!

Sir, get up!

Sir! Sir!
Are you alright?

Where is she?

Where is she?

Tell me.

The girl left.

It was a dream. Forget it.

No. No. That wasn't a dream.

She was speaking to me.

I was scared.

But tell me why did you faint?

Forget me. Are you in senses?

You want to marry me, Munnes.

I am Munnes.

I have two lizards in the washroom
who are girls.

You want to marry me? Me?

Okay. You are joking.

What do you call it? Prank.
Where is the camera?

Mahi, I am not a fool.

No. Munnes, shall we have tea?

We'll drink tea. Tea.

Sit down. We'll have tea.

You want to drink tea with me.

Munnes, be confident.

My confidence goes down
that my choice was wrong.

No. It's perfect.

Actually my past experience is such.

How to believe when I never
had girlfriends?

Please serve two cup of tea.
- Yes.

Add more sugar in his tea.
- Right.

Munnes! Forget the past.

Think of the future.

God has given you a beautiful gift, isn't it?

Didn't he?
- Yes.

Then why are you questioning me.

Tell me.

When will you come with
a proposal to my house?

Proposal?

I will come in the evening.

Patience.

You are quick.
- Tea.

And doesn't enjoy tea.

Have tea.

Look, I have said yes not my family.

You know about my grandpa.

You never told me.

I will tell you now.

My grandpa will
let me be single forever.

But not have a love marriage.

So when you come with the proposal.

Don't tell anyone
we know each other.

Who are you?

Just like this.

Don't worry.
I will handle it.

Just take care of me.

Munnes. Don't faint again.

I won't.
- No.

This is a small palace.

It's a big palace.

Munnes!

We have to go to Mahi's house.
Where did you bring us?

This is the house.

What?
- Yes.

It's so nice.
- Welcome. - Greetings!

God bless you.

Greetings! Greetings!
- Greetings!

Welcome.
- Yes. Go. - Come in.

O God!
- Yes.

Do it later.
- Go in.

What happened? Go slow.
- I am okay.

Go slow.

Mahi, if you marry him, we will
feel a thief got a prize.

I don't think...

...when God was making him
someone pushed his hand. - Tea.

Your house is very small.

I sold my property.

Our ancestors had
so many lands at Gurgaon.

So much land that people
used to poop there thinking it was a field.

Although his house is very small.

Are you alright?

I want my daughter to marry...

...that guy with
whom her horoscope matches.

Whether he's rich or not.
He has money or not.

Makes no difference.
- Good thoughts.

You are down to earth.

We purchased
new clothes for no reason.

If you give permission,
can we sit on the floor?

No. - Dad! - Don't do that.
Sit on the top.

I will take it.

Thank you dear.

The girl is very pretty.

I feel she's like you.

The tea is good.

Sister, I like your happy family.

Congratulations
for the new relationship.

Start preparing for the wedding.

"Destiny is blocked
where did the key come from?"

Hey.

Bless me!

He is your brother-in-law.

"How many stars will it be?"

"Everyone is dancing!"

"But they are surprised."

"They are surprised."

(Sanskrit Chants)

(Sanskrit Chants)
- Savitri. - Yes.

Along with Munnes wedding.

Can I get Mahesh's horoscope?

(Sanskrit Chants)

Greetings Ram Vilas.
- Greetings!

He is Yogesh, father of Mahesh.

Okay.
- He wants Mahesh horoscope.

Return it to him.

Take it.

Thank you.

Yes.

Vilas!
- Yes.

This is not Mahesh horoscope.

Show it to me.

Did you give him horoscope or not?

I had given to him.

Mummy!

(Sanskrit Chants)

(Sanskrit Chants)

(Sanskrit Chants)

Stop there.

Babinder.

It is impossible to
have this wedding.

"Destiny is blocked. Where are
the keys?" - What are you saying?

Come with me.

You first distributed cards.

Now you don't want to play.

"The stars are shining now!"

"Everyone is dancing
but they are surprised.

"Everyone is surprised."

"Everyone"

"The lamp lit in the dark
and circumstances changed.

"Believe it or not!"

"This wedding of Munnes."

You have to stop this wedding.

What are you saying?

Please take back the procession.

Mahi! - These days the shopkeeper
doesn't take back TV once sold.

This is a wedding procession.
- Right.

Look sister.

According to our teacher the horoscope
of the couple doesn't match.

But the horoscope matched earlier.

What are you saying?
We are taking vows.

Dear, I want to tell you
something in solitude.

Grandpa, you...
- Come with me.

Please.

Mahi, should I come?

Look Mahi.

The horoscope says if you
marry Munnes today

Within a few days he will die
and you will become a widow.

Do you want your grandpa...

...to see you as a widow?

Don't you want...

...his family lose their son?

Mahi! Do you remember?

When Munnes spoke of your mother.

She's coming here.

Go along.

Munnes,
take back the wedding procession.

This wedding can't take place.

Dear.
- Mahi.

Mahi, what happened?

Look.
- No. What is happening?

Whatever decision Muni took is good.

Take back your wedding procession.

He is right.
- What is right?

Yes. I felt this wedding
can't take place.

Friend.

Don't cry.

Friend, don't...

We will find another girl for you.
- Munnes.

Munnes!

Aunt, Munnes is crying.

The lord will do everything right.

Munnes, why do you worry?

May they rot.

Munnes.

Munnes, where are you going?

Munnes.
- Munnes.

Munnes!