The Ghost and Molly McGee (2021–…): Season 2, Episode 4 - A Period Piece/It's Always Sunny in Sunnyland - full transcript

Muah-hah-ha-ha!

-♪ I can't believe you're all mine ♪
-Uh, what?

-♪ You and me for all time ♪
-Ugh!

♪ I'm never, ever
Ever gonna be alone again! ♪

Oh, boy!

-♪ The dream team, you and me ♪
-For all eternity?

-♪ For all eternity! ♪
-(yells)

BOTH: ♪ It's the ghost, it's the ghost ♪

♪ And Molly McGee ♪

♪ I've been cursed, it's the worst! ♪

MOLLY: ♪ Now you're stuck with me! ♪



♪ We're never gonna be apart ♪

♪ Is there a way to hit restart? ♪

-Nope!
-BOTH: ♪ We're the ghost ♪

♪ Ghost and Molly McGee ♪

-That's me!
-Well, that's she.

♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee! ♪

(upbeat music playing)

(singing)
♪ It's the most fantastical night ♪

♪ Of them all ♪

♪ There'll be pillows for throwin' ♪

♪ And coziness flowin' ♪

Ah!

Not that doll!

♪ Because, oh ♪



♪ Sleepover night will be a ball ♪

(munching)

Scratch! Hey!

That was for Libby and Andrea.

You're the one who invited Andrea,

forcing me to be invisible in my own home.

Okay, first of all,
close your mouth. That's rude.

Second, I had to.

With all our moms at the PTA conference,

it'd be just mean to leave her
out of our sleepover.

-Right, Libby?
-Yeah, I guess.

Although whenever I think about
being at a sleepover with Andrea,

it reminds me of the third-grade sleepover
and "the incident."

(ominous sting)

(whispering)
Oh. The incident.

Could also be nerves
about the crushing pressure

to be vulnerable
with a new friend at sleepover level.

Libby, Andrea may claim me as a BFF now,

but you're my number one.

For the record,
I have also been told this, so... Mm.

Come on! We even planned
a whole fun-genda together.

With stickers!

We've got Puppy Prom at 8, Cornhole at 9.

Ooh, this will, uh,

maybe lead to another incident
so we're gonna scratch that off.

And then at 10,
we vow to stay up all night

and inevitably fall asleep at 11.

A perfect sleepover.

-(doorbell rings)
-(gasps) Andrea's here!

Oh, great. If anyone needs me,
I'll be in the kitchen,

being invisible and eating my feelings.

Hey, girlies.

I am so hashtag "psyched"
for our sleepover!

-Best friend selfie.
-(camera shutter clicks)

Now that we're all here,
the sleepover can begin!

-Get excited!
-(groans softly)

I'm feeling something,

but I don't think it's excitement.

LIBBY (gasps): Oh, no.

Molly? Molly?

-Could you come here?
-What's wrong?

Uh, I got my first, uh...

It's my time of the month.

What time of the month?

You know, "Aunt Flo" is visiting?

I don't think I know your Aunt Flo.

-Was she at your bat mitzvah?
-(laughs)

Molly, how adorably naïve you are.

She means she got her first period.

(gasps)
What?

But this wasn't on the fun-genda.

We're scheduled to build a pillow fort.

Libby, sweetheart, don't worry.

I've had mine for three whole months.

I'm basically an expert.

Did you ruin your jammies?

(sighs)
Yeah. Just like the third-grade sleepover.

Oh, nothing to be ashamed of.

I always bring a spare pair, just in case.
(claps)

(groaning)

Thanks, Beauford. Bye!

Oh, Molly, could you fetch
our girl some supplies?

You mean like a flashlight
and energy bars?

Hmm. Pads, tampons, et cetera.

Oh. Right.

Definitely on the same page.

Ellis, bubby, we're talking
high-quality cheese here.

Trust me when I tell you,
it's as gouda as it gets.

But you can only pay me in trampolines?

Oh, my corn!

Yeah, I can make that work.

Dad, we've got an emergency.

Yeah, we're out of mini pizzas
and there's no ice cream.

No, not that.

Um, I actually
need period supplies for, uh...

Molly, I'm so proud of the adult
you've blossomed into.

(plays fanfare over device)

Now, what's important to know
is that menstruation is a normal,

natural process wherein your body...

Ah! No! Stop.

I didn't get my period. Libby did.

Oh. Well, know that
when your moment comes,

I have a very moving speech planned.

Now, let me get those supplies.

Uh, this isn't a big deal, right?

I mean, yes, I am the last
of my friends to get their period,

but that won't change
our friendship, will it?

Last change that happened
to my body was that I didn't have one,

so I'm not really an expert here.

-(loud crash)
-(Pete screams)

Good news,
I've reorganized the linen closet.

Bad news, your mom's fresh
out of period products.

But never fear, I'll just run to the store

-and pick some up.
-And I will come with you.

Someone drank all the chocolate milk.
I wonder who that could have been.

(hiccups)

Okay, it was me.

Wow. We look so chic
in our matching Belgium silk PJs.

Didn't really get the memo
that we were supposed to match.

Oh, don't worry, Molly.
You look, uh... comfy.

You know, I was nervous about tonight,
but I'm glad you're here, Andrea.

Oh, look at my two best friends
who are getting along so, so well.

I mean, even though
you don't have that much in common...

Sure we do. We are now united
by a period pact now.

(upbeat music playing)

Yeah, an unbreakable bond of sisterhood
that will last forever.

Great.

Uh, so now who's ready
for Puppy Prom? Huh?

Libby? I know Furcules is your favorite.

Oh. Um, as the resident period expert,

I suggest we stream
that new werewolf drama instead.

Nothing takes your mind off of cramps
like supernatural teen intrigue.

Oh, yes, I have been dying
to watch Blood Moon.

-I have read all the books.
-Me too.

BOTH: Are you ready to...
(howl)

I don't know what you're...
(howls, gasps)

(camera shutter clicks)

Moll, could you fetch us some popcorn?

I don't think Libster wants to go trekking

all the way up and down
those stairs with cramps.

Yup. Anything for Libster.

Just don't have
too much fun without me, okay?

(laughs nervously)

Because that... that wouldn't be cool.

(laughing nervously)

(camera shutter clicks)

PETE: Don't worry, Scratch.

I've done this plenty of times for Sharon.
I know just what to get.

But all bodies are different.

Maybe what works for Sharon
won't work for Libby.

(slurps)

You're right,
I should just get some options.

I literally said nothing.

Is fragrance good or bad?

Should I get pads with wings?

That depends.
I mean, can these things fly?

Because that seems pretty cool.

I mean, just to be safe...

(cart rattles)

DARRYL:
These are high-quality trampolines.

Stainless steel coils,
a 360-degree safety net,

eight-foot bounce.

But, listen, Stanislav,

if you don't want them,
I can find another buyer.

In fact, ooh, that's them calling now.

I'm strategically
making the customer sweat.

Hey, I thought you were
having a sleepover.

Why aren't you upstairs with your friends?

Well, Libby and Andrea are so buddy-buddy

because they're grown-ups and I'm a kid

who doesn't know period stuff,
or werewolf books,

or Belgian silk PJs.

How did things change so much in a day?

Libby's even outgrown Puppy Prom.

Puppy Prom, Darryl!

If she can outgrow that, am I next?

DARRYL: Look, you don't want
to get cut out of this deal.

This could be a three-way pact.

-(microwave timer dings)
-You're right!

If I want to... Ooh, hot.

...hang with the big kids,
I got to act like...

Ow! Like a big kid. I mean, a grown-up.

Thanks for the advice, Darryl.

-MOLLY: Ow.
-You can only pay me in pogo sticks?

I can make that work.

(both laugh)

(light music playing)

♪ Say goodbye ♪

♪ To the old you ♪

♪ It's time to leave the cocoon ♪

♪ Butterfly ♪

♪ It can hold you ♪

♪ Spread your wings and move ♪

♪ You're putting childish things away ♪

♪ Once and for all ♪

Okay, fine, one more hug!

♪ You're a bright young woman ♪

♪ Beautiful and strong ♪

♪ Standing tall ♪

Whoa! Whoa!

♪ Your fashion's fire ♪

♪ Girl, you're glowing up ♪

♪ Kiss, kiss, catchin' on fire ♪

♪ Stylish hair ♪

♪ 'Cause, girl you're glowing up ♪

♪ People stop and stare at your hair ♪

♪ So much perfume ♪

-♪ You'll fill the room ♪
-(coughs)

♪ And your makeup's perfect too ♪

♪ Girl, it's true ♪

♪ This new you is glowing up ♪

Okay, something in there should work.

Should we get Libby anything else?

Maybe a little treat
like ice cream to celebrate?

Oh, definitely. You know what?

I hear she likes the peanut butter kind
with those little chocolate flakes in it.

Isn't that your favorite ice cream?

Peter, do you think I would use
our sweet little Libby's big moment

as a way to finagle you

into buying all my favorite snacks

that you otherwise would deem
too expensive

even after I find a coupon?

-You wound me, sir.
-You're right.

-Sorry, Scratch.
-I forgive you.

Now, let's get some frozen pizzas.

The fancy French bread kind.

WOMAN (in movie): Colin? Where are you?

(creature snarling)

Stop hiding. It's not funny anymore.

-(wolf howls)
-(both scream)

Molly!

You look...

Grown-up? Sophisticated?
Thank you for noticing.

And because we're all so mature,

I threw out that childish fun-genda

and made a more mature one,
with no stickers or anything.

MOLLY: Embossed.

Tea, my fellow distinguished elders?

Aw, I do like a soothing cup of tea

after watching a teen horror dramedy.

-(both slurp)
-Hmm.

That is soothing.

Some people prefer cocoa,
if you can believe it.

But not me. My palate is sophisticated.

(slurps, groans)

(dejectedly)
Yum. So good.

I love how bitter and not sweet it is.

It pairs well with this
salty meat and sweaty cheese

that I also really like.

Ah-ha! Char-cut-erie.

Uh, it's pronounced "charcuterie."

-I... I... I knew that.
-Hashtag "char-cute."

-(camera shutter clicks)
-Whoa! No, no!

Whoa! Ah! Whoa.

I got it. I got it.

No, I don't got it. No!

Yay!

Oh, no. I'm so sorry.

(cries)

(gasps)
I can't pretend anymore.

I'm not a grown-up like the two of you.

I understand if you want to go home,

drink coffee and do taxes.

You don't have to hang out
with a little kid like me anymore.

Molly, what are you talking about?

Well, you two have
your whole "period pact" thing,

and you've outgrown me. I get it.

What? We could never outgrow you.

-You're my best friend.
-Our best friend.

And, like, it's no big
if you don't have your period yet.

Everyone's body is on their own timeline.

I mean, my head wasn't big enough
for the family tiara until I was seven.

-Oh.
-Yes, really.

What Andrea means is,

we all grow at our own pace
in our own special ways.

And we'll be right here
when you have your big moment too.

Camembert? Classy choice.

Yeah, Darryl had a whole bunch
of cheese for some reason.

Anyway, I'm so happy to hear you say that.

Thanks, you two.

-(soft music playing)
-(Libby clears throat)

LIBBY: A dance, m'lady?

MOLLY: Oh, certainly.

PETE: Help?

I may have over-bought.

No, no, no, I can use this.

Okay, Donovan,

I got a line on French Bread pizzas
and Yim Yums.

Work with me. What you got?

SCRATCH AND MOLLY:
♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪

(lively music playing)

MOLLY: Can you believe
in a few short hours,

we'll be at Sunnyland,

the world's sunniest
and funniest theme park?

The anticipation is killing me,
and I don't say that lightly.

I can already feel my stress melting away.

Gig-Pigging this month has been rough.

No more late-night meetings.

I can't take another detention.

What? It's basically
the same as your things.

What we need is one week of pure,
uncut en-happification.

And best of all, we'll have an album

full of family forever memories
to treasure for a lifetime.

♪ It's always sunny ♪

♪ In Sunnyland ♪

♪ It's always sunny in Sunnyland ♪

♪ The skies are blue
And the fields are grand ♪

♪ It's fun in Sunnyland ♪

♪ It's always sunny in Sunnyland ♪

♪ Ice cream sundaes in every hand ♪

♪ Storm clouds boom in a marching band ♪

♪ It's fun in Sunnyland ♪

♪ You can slide on a rainbow ♪

♪ You'll be on cloud nine ♪

♪ Take a ride in a teapot ♪

♪ Just rise and shine ♪

Rise and shine!

♪ It's always sunny in Sunnyland ♪

♪ It's always sunny ♪

♪ In Sunnyland ♪

♪ The greatest vacation
That you've ever planned ♪

♪ It's here ♪

♪ Where the skies are always clear ♪

♪ Come down to Sunnyland ♪

Hey! What are we waiting for?
Let's get to the airport already!

(phone vibrates)

Oh, no.

Joanie Pataky with breaking news.

It's a dark day at Sunnyland,

as a once-in-a-century
rainstorm floods the park.

For the first time in living memory,

Sunnyland is closed.

But it's always sunny in Sunnyland!

Wait, our vacation is canceled?

Let's not jump to conclusions.

-I haven't gotten any notifi...
-(phone vibrates)

Okay, there it is. Yup. Canceled.

-This can't be happening!
-Oh, this is a nightmare.

Someone please, please wake me up.

Pinch me.

My Sunnyland sundaes!

Come on, brain. Come on.

We've trained 13 years for this moment.

See the bright side.

Bright?

Well, that just reminds me of the sun,
which reminds me of Sunnyland,

which is closed!

-(sobbing)
-I'm sorry! I...

I know we're all sad,

but the important thing about vacation
is that we're all together.

Right?

And when you think about it,

do we really need rides and attractions

and sundaes to en-happify us?

ALL: Yes!

(somber music playing)

I'm going to cry in my room.

No. You know what, Scratch?

I will not stand by
and let this family be en-saddified.

(groans)
I hate that word.

I've seen you do
some pretty incredible things, Moll,

but unless you can change the weather,

this vacation is over.

(grunts)

Oh, we'll see about that.

(groaning)

You call that a scoop? There you go...

-(air horn blows)
-Ah! Ice cream!

Huh? Oh!

(blowing horns)

(laughs nervously)
Sorry for the noise,

but it's important for you
to get an early start.

Early start for what? Disappointment?

Uh, for Sunnyland at home.

Since we can't go to the park,

I brought the park to us!

-PETE: Wow.
-SHARON: Incredible.

SCRATCH: You went all out.

You are now officially on vacation.

Leave everything to me.
Also, hold on to your tickets.

They're non-refundable.

(upbeat music playing)

Use your Sunny Bucks to buy merchandise.

Because we've got shirts, we've got hats,

and we've got Sunny Shades.

Wow.

Overpriced, just like at the park.

Wait, are these my undershirts?

Up-cycling is, uh,
just one of the many reasons

we love Sunnyland so much anyway.

I have a very special guest for you.

Just one sec.

(grunting)

(objects clatter, crash)

(Molly groans)

I'm so small.

Why is this so hard?
(grunting)

Okay. It's me! Sunny!

Rise and shine, everyone!

-(all gasp)
-She said the catchphrase!

Best vacation ever!

(grunts and gasps)

Whoo!
(laughs)

It is like a sauna in there.

I, uh, think I'll cool off with a...

Sunnyland sundae.

A Sunnyland sundae bar?

With unlimited toppings!

Molly, this is beautiful.

Are you crying?

My emotions are appropriate
for the situation.

No, no, no, no. Sorry, Scratch,

but the bar is for park employees only.

Nothing I can do.
Came from upper management.

Aren't you upper management?

But if you were to help me run the rides,

you'd be an employee
and get sundae bar access.

Here we go.

The old dangling of the carrot, huh?

Well, dangle away, 'cause I'm all for it.

Give me a name tag.

Can I be Duke from West Covina?

Uh, yes, you can.

Congratulations on becoming
an official Sunny Buddy, Duke.

Yeah, thanks, man. I just run the rides.

I keep them kids safe.

What do you need?

I feel so free!

This costume is degrading.

No negative nimbus on my watch,
you little cutie.

You know, the thing
about bribery is, it works.

(fanfare music playing)

Enjoy the Rainbow Rapids.

Your picture will be available
for purchase at the end.

Well, color me excited.

Whoo!

Oh, man, I blinked.

Welcome to the
Sunny Buggy Tour of the sky.

When it comes to fun,
the sky is the limit.

(laughs)
Oh, yes!

The puns have begun.

First up, Sun Village.

These little guys
love to brighten peoples' day.

But don't get on their bad side.
They're a little hotheaded.

Ha! Because they're balls of flaming gas.

-Good one. I get it. I get it.
-Thank you.

Whoa, hold on to your hats.
We're entering Cloud Town.

And this one is a fan favorite.

But watch out, the last passenger

to see the Stratocumulus Shimmy
was blown away.

We never found them. It was tragic.

(loud bang simulating thunder)

Uh-oh, here comes a fun-derstorm

with a chance of delight-ning.

(sniffs)
I love the smell of fresh confetti.

We've reached the end of the rainbow,

and therefore the ride.

I don't know "weather" to laugh or cry.

-(laughs, sighs)
-Molly, that was perfect!

Molly, this is the best staycation ever.

Well, you know me.

When it comes to en-happifying,
I am unstoppable.

Can't wait to see
what you have planned for tomorrow.

Okay.

Right. This was going to be
a week-long vacation.

Put on my Sunny Shades.

Not those. The round ones.

They complement my face shape.

I wonder where Molly is?

Probably putting on her Sunny costume.

-You know Molly.
-Here! Here! I'm here.

Welcome to Sunnyland!

Wait, this is ice cream soup,

which is clearly a dinner food.

What's going on, Molly?

-Did you get any sleep?
-(scoffs)

Who needs sleep when you can thrive
on the joy of your loved ones?

Don't worry. Sundae coming up.

You look really tired.

Maybe you should slow down.

Never! The family deserves...

-(snores)
-Uh...

The family deserves en-happification.

Besides, I've called for reinforcements.

-(doorbell rings)
-Oh, look, and here they are.

Oh, Libby.

I'm so glad you're here.

I could really use an extra pair of...

Wow!

This is just like Sunnyland.

Or so I imagine.

I've never actually been there,

because we've never been able
to afford it.

Yes, but the thing is...

(gasps)
And is that the Cloud Coaster?

Ooh! I've always wanted Sunny Shades.

Well, here's your chance.

Wait! But I... Oh! No, you're right.

You deserve en-happification too.

♪ It's always sunny in Sunnyland ♪

♪ It's always sunny in Sunnyland ♪

♪ The skies are blue
And the views are grand ♪

♪ It's fun in Sunnyland ♪

♪ It's always sunny in Sunnyland ♪

♪ Ice cream sundaes in every hand ♪

♪ Storm clouds boom in a marching band ♪

♪ It's always sunny in Sunnyland ♪

♪ It's always sunny in Sunnyland ♪

♪ It's always sunny, sunny, sunny... ♪

(song speeds up)

(song stops)

PETE: You happen to have
any Sunny Shades in blue?

That is blue.

Is it? Seems like more of a teal.

When does the solar flare
light show start?

As soon as I can get
this stupid thing to work!

Moll, are you sure you can handle this?

Yes, of course I'm sure!

(gasps)

Ah! My eyes!

Whoa! Oh! Whoa!

(screams)

Oh, no!

(all scream)

I've ruined your vacation!

(somber music playing)

(gasps)
The Raindrop Pool!

Everything's soaked! I have to fix this!

It's okay, Molly. Relax.

We have something to say.

We're sorry.

We were having so much fun,

we didn't stop to think how hard it was

to keep Sunnyland so sunny.

I can't believe I didn't see it.

I must've been blinded by my Sunny Shades.

(grunts)

Sorry, you probably
put a lot of work into those.

This is a family vacation,
and you should enjoy it too.

(gasps)

(light music playing)

Now, how about that album
full of forever memories?

Starting with a family ride
on the Cloud Balloon.

Oh! Nothing would make me happier.

-♪ It's always sunny... ♪
-It's always sunny in...

Please don't.

I can still hear it in my sleep.

(faintly)
♪ Sunny in Sunnyland ♪

Let's just enjoy the rides.

(camera shutter clicks)

(lively music playing)

(closing theme music playing)