The Famous Five (1978–1979): Season 2, Episode 6 - Five Have a Wonderful Time - full transcript
What is it?
Its normal.
Told you so!
Where dyou think youre going?
Faynights Castle, to join the
others, everything's packed.
Not till tomorrow.
Oh Mother!
How come along, George. Youre
spreading the night in your own bed
and not some draughty old caravan.
But Im missing all the fun!
No, George.
I don't believe it, traitors!
Fanny!
Fanny!
Fanny, look at this. Its dreadful!
What on earth is it?
Terry-Kane. The paper says hes
defected! I cant believe it!
Professor Terry-Kane,
the one you worked with?
Yes, hed never betray his country.
What about this other? This Pottersham?
Well, I don't know about him. But
Terry-Kane, he must be in danger!
Well, the police are
bound to be looking into it.
Well, I hope they're not too late!
Ah come along, Professor, therell
be plenty of time for resting later.
Look, Ive got a bad heart
I mustnt overstrain it.
Well, youll be no use to us dead,
will you? Youd better take it easy.
But keep moving! Cmon.
That side.
Come along.
Please, where are we going?
Well, for the time being
the answer is: in there!
There we are!
This is your new home for the next
couple of days. Do you like it?
Youll have plenty of
time for resting now.
Oh! Im sorry, I cant
leave you the torch.
I cant risk you trying to
signal out of the window.
Not that theres anyone to see
anyway. I must warn you, Professor,
that if you try anything, anything
at all, III shoot yer. Understand?
Look, could I have some water? Please!
III bring you some in the morning.
Sleep well, Professor.
Cmon, Dick, wake up! Its George!
Wake up all of you.
Its me! Anne, Dick, Julian, wake up!
Come on, Dick!
George! How did you get here?
Rogers drove me.
Hello Tim! Good boy.
Hey, these caravans are terrific!
Yes. Some school
friends lent them to us.
Hi Julian!
You mustve got up pretty early,
to get down here at this time.
Hey, are those yours?
Yep, my christmas and birthday present.
Here, have a look but be careful.
Thanks.
Wheres Dick?
Oh, in bed I expect. Oh, don't
wake him until after breakfast.
That way we might all get some.
Did someone say something
about breakfast?
Hey. I can see Rogers.
Where?
Yes, hell be going back
soon. Whose caravans are those?
Ah, some gypsy type people from a travelling
fair. Theyre a bit wary of strangers.
Wed better go over there.
Hey, hang on. I havent
got any clothes on!
What are you doing here?
Oh, just nothing.
What for you look at our caravans?
Are you from the police?
Oh no.
We don't like people
sneak aroun here, see?
An next time I see you, is
not your cigarette I aim for!
Oh sorry, all right. I didn't
mean no harm, III go right away.
Whas matter? Dont you like Beauty?
Oh yes. Oh, hes lovely.
Beauty doesn't like it
if people don't like him.
Its alright. Hes a
friend. Hes a friend.
A friend?
- Yes.
Well, why dint you say so?
Well...
We are sorry, we not
know you are friend.
Here, your cigarette back.
See, is not even bented.
Alfredo! A light for the friend!
Sure.
You stay for breakfast with us, yes?
You their friend, you our friend!
Well, I...
Unless you refuse our
breakfast, then you our enemy!
Oh, Id love some, thanks!
Excellent! For everyone, breakfast!
Good morning, Professor. I hope you
slept well? Ive made you some breakfast.
I don't want any.
Oh, come along now,
Professor, you must eat.
'(got to keep your
strength up tor the voyage.
What voyage?
We embark tomorrow. Hope
youre a good sailor.
Pottersham, let me go. I wont
say a word about this to anyone.
Get back! Youre my future, Professor.
Ive been well paid for what I know,
but Im getting a fortune for you.
You don't think Im going
to pass that up, do you?
III never work for
them, whoever they are!
Yes, you will, Professor. The alternative
will be so unpleasant youll be happy to.
But whatll happen
to my wife, my family?
Well, they survive. Eat your
breakfast. III see you tonight.
Oh, its closed!
The Tower, thats what
I really wanted to see.
Must be an amazing view.
Sort of place they locked up damsels.
No wonder they were distressed!
Lets go back. Im hungry.
Shame, though isnt it that it was shut.
Look, the thickness of those walls.
How old is it, Julian?
700 years it says here.
Whats for lunch?
Sausages.
- And?
And last one back cooks them!
Tim, where have you been?
Could you smell the sausages?
These binoculars are fantastic, George.
Well, be careful with them,
they were my christmas...
And birthday present!
Everything seems so close!
You can even see the
jackdaws on top of the castle.
Here, let me have a look.
Theyre terrific, why arent they mine?
Because they were my birthday...
And christmas present!
Theres a man at the window! Over there!
What?
But the west wings been
closed off for repairs.
See for yourself. It
could be a workman though.
Hey, shes right. Isnt he near.
Theres something very
familiar about the face.
Mr. Alfredo, have you got
a newspaper we could borrow?
Newspaper? What would I do with a
newspaper? We never have them here.
Oh yes, we do. What you think
the fish comes wrapped in then?
Only one day old. The man says to me:
I sell you fresh fish and old news.
If thats yesterdays paper,
please may we have a look at it?
Sure.
Thats him, Professor Terry-Kane!
Thats the man I saw in the tower.
Hey, who is this man?
Its a friend of my fathers.
We think hes in danger.
Danger? Danger? If you have
danger you come to Alfredo!
Thanks, we will!
Father is right you know? Professor
Terry-Kane isnt a traitor.
You don't know that.
But hes being held
prisoner at the castle.
You don't know that either.
He might just be hiding there
before fleeing the country.
Theres one way to find out though.
How?
By going there tonight!
Hello.
Hello Mum?
- Oh, George, hello love.
Is dad there?
No, hes out. He wont
be back till tonight.
Tell me about Faynights Castle.
Is it as lovely as it
looks in the pictures?
Yes, yes, its beautiful. Are you sure
Dad wont be back til this evening?
George, theres nothing
the matter, is there?
No, no, just tell him we think
we know where Terry-Kane is.
What? George, are you sure?
Its all clear.
Listen, can you hear music?
No?
I thought I heard a piano.
So did I.
Nerves. If we don't move soon, III
start hearing things. Cmon round here!
Down there!
I bet this place is haunted.
Well soon find out.
Whats that?
Its just an old knife.
What a relief.
Ghosts don't clatter though.
Yeah, but they do play the piano.
Must be what we heard when we came in.
- Oh don't!
Hey, its still warm!
Someone has been here recently.
Come on.
It seems to be locked,
theres no way out.
Well find a way out somehow.
Watch out for these stairs.
Shall we go in?
Look at Timmy!
Yuh, hold him, George, but be ready!
Who is it? Potters ham?
Now don't be frightened, Professor.
Please put those torches out. I
cant see with the light in my eyes.
Oh, III go and get a
candle. I saw one upstairs.
Who are you?
Do you remember me, Professor?
Im Quentin Kirrins daughter.
Kirrin? Is he here then?
No, no, no. We saw
you through the window.
Weve come to get you out.
Out! Then this isnt one
of Pottershams tricks?
No! Come on, can you walk?
Yes, yes, yes, I can walk. Thank you.
Dont worry, well soon have you out.
You think so?
Potters ham!
Kids! Dyou think Im going to let three
brats and a dog ruin years of planning?
Do yer?
Yhold that dog or III shoot him!
You kids will be sorry
for this, I promise you.
Quick, please help,
theyve been captured.
Ey, whassamatter?
Who have... the other children?
Yes, theres an important scientist
being held prisoner in the castle
and another one has betrayed
him to foreign country.
Well, where are they now?
Oh, theres no way in.
The castles locked.
No way in? Thats what you think.
Jekky, Fredo, everyone, get ready!
Come on all of you. Come on all of you.
Where?
What you think, Bufflo?
Loan do it.
What on earth is that?
Its one of Bufflos
knives with string attached!
Its Anne, she made it!
Dont make a noise. Pottershams armed.
Think of yfriends! Now pull it in.
Hes got a gun.
Is good, they think quick!
A rope ladder!
Excellent! Excellent!
Then we can all climb down.
Come on.
What about Timmy?
Well have to put him on the end and
lower him down. Dick, you go first,
tell Bufflo whats happening. I
cant shout, Pottersham might hear...
But be quick, we got to get
the professor out of here!
Bravo, bravo.
Okay, Professor, youre next.
Will you be alright?
Yes, I'am all right.
Bravo.
Pottershamy car! He must have gone out!
The hedge!
Thats him, Pottersham!
Okay. Bums'.!
Hey, let go of me!
I don't think so, Pottersham!
Here, Ive got his gun!
Here!
Let go of me!
Ey, Alfredo! We captured him!
Who?
The bad scientist they told
us about. He came down here,
asking all sorts of questions about
the children. He was ever so rude,
but we figured him out all right.
We locked him in the caravan,
he didn't half make a noise
so we put snake in with him!
What are you talking
about? We capture him!
You? Then, who we put in
the caravan? Oh, cor blimey!
Uncle Quentin!
Father!
This is your father?
Yes I am!And III have the
police on you for holding me.
But father, they were only trying to...
I have been set upon, threatened
and menaced by wild animals.
Quentin!
Who... Mark!
Good to see you.
- Oh hello.
These chidren of you,
they have saved me!
They have?
Pottersham wanted to put me on a
boat to a foreign country, forever!
They thought you were
Pottersham, Father!
Me, Pottersham. I wish hed been in there.
Especially when they put the snake in!
So friends?
Well, alright, friends.
Come, we celebrate.
Everything okay?
Well, we cant thank you enough.
You see Pottersham is
an expert on old castles.
The boat I was to be taken in would
have landed just down the coast.
What better place than
Faynights Castle to keep me safe?
Ah, but he now know who
is caravanning nearby, eh?
Youre safe among friends now. We have
to take our friend to the police now.
What shall I tell your mother?
Well, nothing much has
happened to tell her.
Just say, the FIVE are
having a wonderful time!
Its normal.
Told you so!
Where dyou think youre going?
Faynights Castle, to join the
others, everything's packed.
Not till tomorrow.
Oh Mother!
How come along, George. Youre
spreading the night in your own bed
and not some draughty old caravan.
But Im missing all the fun!
No, George.
I don't believe it, traitors!
Fanny!
Fanny!
Fanny, look at this. Its dreadful!
What on earth is it?
Terry-Kane. The paper says hes
defected! I cant believe it!
Professor Terry-Kane,
the one you worked with?
Yes, hed never betray his country.
What about this other? This Pottersham?
Well, I don't know about him. But
Terry-Kane, he must be in danger!
Well, the police are
bound to be looking into it.
Well, I hope they're not too late!
Ah come along, Professor, therell
be plenty of time for resting later.
Look, Ive got a bad heart
I mustnt overstrain it.
Well, youll be no use to us dead,
will you? Youd better take it easy.
But keep moving! Cmon.
That side.
Come along.
Please, where are we going?
Well, for the time being
the answer is: in there!
There we are!
This is your new home for the next
couple of days. Do you like it?
Youll have plenty of
time for resting now.
Oh! Im sorry, I cant
leave you the torch.
I cant risk you trying to
signal out of the window.
Not that theres anyone to see
anyway. I must warn you, Professor,
that if you try anything, anything
at all, III shoot yer. Understand?
Look, could I have some water? Please!
III bring you some in the morning.
Sleep well, Professor.
Cmon, Dick, wake up! Its George!
Wake up all of you.
Its me! Anne, Dick, Julian, wake up!
Come on, Dick!
George! How did you get here?
Rogers drove me.
Hello Tim! Good boy.
Hey, these caravans are terrific!
Yes. Some school
friends lent them to us.
Hi Julian!
You mustve got up pretty early,
to get down here at this time.
Hey, are those yours?
Yep, my christmas and birthday present.
Here, have a look but be careful.
Thanks.
Wheres Dick?
Oh, in bed I expect. Oh, don't
wake him until after breakfast.
That way we might all get some.
Did someone say something
about breakfast?
Hey. I can see Rogers.
Where?
Yes, hell be going back
soon. Whose caravans are those?
Ah, some gypsy type people from a travelling
fair. Theyre a bit wary of strangers.
Wed better go over there.
Hey, hang on. I havent
got any clothes on!
What are you doing here?
Oh, just nothing.
What for you look at our caravans?
Are you from the police?
Oh no.
We don't like people
sneak aroun here, see?
An next time I see you, is
not your cigarette I aim for!
Oh sorry, all right. I didn't
mean no harm, III go right away.
Whas matter? Dont you like Beauty?
Oh yes. Oh, hes lovely.
Beauty doesn't like it
if people don't like him.
Its alright. Hes a
friend. Hes a friend.
A friend?
- Yes.
Well, why dint you say so?
Well...
We are sorry, we not
know you are friend.
Here, your cigarette back.
See, is not even bented.
Alfredo! A light for the friend!
Sure.
You stay for breakfast with us, yes?
You their friend, you our friend!
Well, I...
Unless you refuse our
breakfast, then you our enemy!
Oh, Id love some, thanks!
Excellent! For everyone, breakfast!
Good morning, Professor. I hope you
slept well? Ive made you some breakfast.
I don't want any.
Oh, come along now,
Professor, you must eat.
'(got to keep your
strength up tor the voyage.
What voyage?
We embark tomorrow. Hope
youre a good sailor.
Pottersham, let me go. I wont
say a word about this to anyone.
Get back! Youre my future, Professor.
Ive been well paid for what I know,
but Im getting a fortune for you.
You don't think Im going
to pass that up, do you?
III never work for
them, whoever they are!
Yes, you will, Professor. The alternative
will be so unpleasant youll be happy to.
But whatll happen
to my wife, my family?
Well, they survive. Eat your
breakfast. III see you tonight.
Oh, its closed!
The Tower, thats what
I really wanted to see.
Must be an amazing view.
Sort of place they locked up damsels.
No wonder they were distressed!
Lets go back. Im hungry.
Shame, though isnt it that it was shut.
Look, the thickness of those walls.
How old is it, Julian?
700 years it says here.
Whats for lunch?
Sausages.
- And?
And last one back cooks them!
Tim, where have you been?
Could you smell the sausages?
These binoculars are fantastic, George.
Well, be careful with them,
they were my christmas...
And birthday present!
Everything seems so close!
You can even see the
jackdaws on top of the castle.
Here, let me have a look.
Theyre terrific, why arent they mine?
Because they were my birthday...
And christmas present!
Theres a man at the window! Over there!
What?
But the west wings been
closed off for repairs.
See for yourself. It
could be a workman though.
Hey, shes right. Isnt he near.
Theres something very
familiar about the face.
Mr. Alfredo, have you got
a newspaper we could borrow?
Newspaper? What would I do with a
newspaper? We never have them here.
Oh yes, we do. What you think
the fish comes wrapped in then?
Only one day old. The man says to me:
I sell you fresh fish and old news.
If thats yesterdays paper,
please may we have a look at it?
Sure.
Thats him, Professor Terry-Kane!
Thats the man I saw in the tower.
Hey, who is this man?
Its a friend of my fathers.
We think hes in danger.
Danger? Danger? If you have
danger you come to Alfredo!
Thanks, we will!
Father is right you know? Professor
Terry-Kane isnt a traitor.
You don't know that.
But hes being held
prisoner at the castle.
You don't know that either.
He might just be hiding there
before fleeing the country.
Theres one way to find out though.
How?
By going there tonight!
Hello.
Hello Mum?
- Oh, George, hello love.
Is dad there?
No, hes out. He wont
be back till tonight.
Tell me about Faynights Castle.
Is it as lovely as it
looks in the pictures?
Yes, yes, its beautiful. Are you sure
Dad wont be back til this evening?
George, theres nothing
the matter, is there?
No, no, just tell him we think
we know where Terry-Kane is.
What? George, are you sure?
Its all clear.
Listen, can you hear music?
No?
I thought I heard a piano.
So did I.
Nerves. If we don't move soon, III
start hearing things. Cmon round here!
Down there!
I bet this place is haunted.
Well soon find out.
Whats that?
Its just an old knife.
What a relief.
Ghosts don't clatter though.
Yeah, but they do play the piano.
Must be what we heard when we came in.
- Oh don't!
Hey, its still warm!
Someone has been here recently.
Come on.
It seems to be locked,
theres no way out.
Well find a way out somehow.
Watch out for these stairs.
Shall we go in?
Look at Timmy!
Yuh, hold him, George, but be ready!
Who is it? Potters ham?
Now don't be frightened, Professor.
Please put those torches out. I
cant see with the light in my eyes.
Oh, III go and get a
candle. I saw one upstairs.
Who are you?
Do you remember me, Professor?
Im Quentin Kirrins daughter.
Kirrin? Is he here then?
No, no, no. We saw
you through the window.
Weve come to get you out.
Out! Then this isnt one
of Pottershams tricks?
No! Come on, can you walk?
Yes, yes, yes, I can walk. Thank you.
Dont worry, well soon have you out.
You think so?
Potters ham!
Kids! Dyou think Im going to let three
brats and a dog ruin years of planning?
Do yer?
Yhold that dog or III shoot him!
You kids will be sorry
for this, I promise you.
Quick, please help,
theyve been captured.
Ey, whassamatter?
Who have... the other children?
Yes, theres an important scientist
being held prisoner in the castle
and another one has betrayed
him to foreign country.
Well, where are they now?
Oh, theres no way in.
The castles locked.
No way in? Thats what you think.
Jekky, Fredo, everyone, get ready!
Come on all of you. Come on all of you.
Where?
What you think, Bufflo?
Loan do it.
What on earth is that?
Its one of Bufflos
knives with string attached!
Its Anne, she made it!
Dont make a noise. Pottershams armed.
Think of yfriends! Now pull it in.
Hes got a gun.
Is good, they think quick!
A rope ladder!
Excellent! Excellent!
Then we can all climb down.
Come on.
What about Timmy?
Well have to put him on the end and
lower him down. Dick, you go first,
tell Bufflo whats happening. I
cant shout, Pottersham might hear...
But be quick, we got to get
the professor out of here!
Bravo, bravo.
Okay, Professor, youre next.
Will you be alright?
Yes, I'am all right.
Bravo.
Pottershamy car! He must have gone out!
The hedge!
Thats him, Pottersham!
Okay. Bums'.!
Hey, let go of me!
I don't think so, Pottersham!
Here, Ive got his gun!
Here!
Let go of me!
Ey, Alfredo! We captured him!
Who?
The bad scientist they told
us about. He came down here,
asking all sorts of questions about
the children. He was ever so rude,
but we figured him out all right.
We locked him in the caravan,
he didn't half make a noise
so we put snake in with him!
What are you talking
about? We capture him!
You? Then, who we put in
the caravan? Oh, cor blimey!
Uncle Quentin!
Father!
This is your father?
Yes I am!And III have the
police on you for holding me.
But father, they were only trying to...
I have been set upon, threatened
and menaced by wild animals.
Quentin!
Who... Mark!
Good to see you.
- Oh hello.
These chidren of you,
they have saved me!
They have?
Pottersham wanted to put me on a
boat to a foreign country, forever!
They thought you were
Pottersham, Father!
Me, Pottersham. I wish hed been in there.
Especially when they put the snake in!
So friends?
Well, alright, friends.
Come, we celebrate.
Everything okay?
Well, we cant thank you enough.
You see Pottersham is
an expert on old castles.
The boat I was to be taken in would
have landed just down the coast.
What better place than
Faynights Castle to keep me safe?
Ah, but he now know who
is caravanning nearby, eh?
Youre safe among friends now. We have
to take our friend to the police now.
What shall I tell your mother?
Well, nothing much has
happened to tell her.
Just say, the FIVE are
having a wonderful time!