The Fall Guy (1981–1986): Season 1, Episode 10 - License to Kill: Part 2 - full transcript

♪ WELL, I'M NOT THE
KIND TO KISS AND TELL ♪

♪ BUT I'VE BEEN
SEEN WITH FARRAH ♪

♪ I'VE NEVER BEEN
WITH ANYTHING LESS ♪

♪ THAN A NINE SO FINE ♪

♪ I'VE BEEN ON FIRE
WITH SALLY FIELD ♪

♪ GONE FAST WITH
A GIRL NAMED BO ♪

♪ BUT SOMEHOW THEY
JUST DON'T END UP AS MINE ♪

♪ IT'S A DEATH-DEFYIN'
LIFE I LEAD ♪

♪ I TAKE MY CHANCES ♪

♪ I DIE FOR A LIVIN' IN
THE MOVIES AND TV ♪

[Siren Wailing]



♪ BUT THE HARDEST
THING I EVER DO ♪

♪ IS WATCH MY LEADING LADIES ♪

♪ KISS SOME OTHER GUY
WHILE I'M BANDAGIN' MY KNEE ♪

♪ I MIGHT FALL FROM
A TALL BUILDIN' ♪

♪ I MIGHT ROLL A BRAND-NEW CAR ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I'M THE
UNKNOWN STUNTMAN ♪

♪ THAT MADE
REDFORD SUCH A STAR ♪

♪♪ [Women Vocalizing]

♪ I'VE NEVER SPENT
MUCH TIME IN SCHOOL ♪

♪ BUT I'VE TAUGHT
LADIES PLENTY ♪

♪ IT'S TRUE I HIRE MY
BODY OUT FOR PAY ♪

♪ HEY, HEY ♪

♪ I'VE GOTTEN BURNED
OVER CHERYL TIEGS ♪

♪ BLOWN UP FOR RAQUEL WELCH ♪



♪ BUT WHEN I WIND UP IN
THE HAY, IT'S ONLY HAY ♪

♪ HEY, HEY ♪

♪ I MIGHT JUMP AN
OPEN DRAWBRIDGE ♪

♪ OR TARZAN FROM A VINE ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I'M THE
UNKNOWN STUNTMAN ♪

♪ THAT MAKES EASTWOOD
LOOK SO FINE ♪♪

[Colt Narrating] THIS IS THE STORY OF
ONE OF AMERICA'S GREAT UNSUNG HEROES.

I MEAN, YOU'VE SEEN HIM, BUT
YOU NEVER KNEW WHO HE WAS.

YOU'VE CHEERED FOR
HIM AND CRIED FOR HIM,

WOMEN HAVE WANTED
TO DIE FOR HIM.

BUT DID HE EVER GET ANY
CREDIT? OR THE GIRL? NO.

HE WAS WHAT WE CALL A STUNTMAN.

AND THE REASON I'M TALKIN'
SO FONDLY ABOUT HIM IS...

WELL, BECAUSE IT'S
ME, COLT SEAVERS.

ANYWAY, PICTURE WORK ISN'T
WALL-TO-WALL EMPLOYMENT.

SO MAYBE YOU WONDER HOW A
GUY KEEPS HIS HEAD TOGETHER.

WELL, ONE WAY IS TO
WAIT BY THE PHONE...

AND WAIT... AND WAIT.

THE OTHER IS TO TAKE AN OCCASIONAL
JOB FOR THE COURT SYSTEM...

OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,

WHERE A MAN IS CONSIDERED
INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY.

UNFORTUNATELY, SOMETIMES
A LOT OF THESE PEOPLE...

GET OUT OF JAIL ON
WHAT WE CALL BAIL.

AND THEY RUN LIKE HELL.

THAT'S WHERE I COME IN. I SOMETIMES
PICK UP RENT MONEY TRYIN' TO FIND THEM...

AND BRING THEM BACK TO JUSTICE.

BUT, EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE,
YOU CAN GET INTO SOMETHING...

THAT'S WAY OVER
A STUNTMAN'S HEAD.

I'VE GOT YOU, SALEM.

[Siren Blares]

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
PAL. AND DROP IT.

NICE AND STILL, OR
I'LL CUT YOU IN HALF.

I'LL PAY THE $5,000
PREMIUM NOW...

IF WE CAN ARRANGE
FOR MY SECURITY.

WE HAVE TO BE CAUTIOUS
IN MY BUSINESS, MR. RYKER.

AND UNTIL I HAVE THAT SECURITY, I'LL HAVE
TO PUT A MAN ON YOU AND CHARGE YOU FOR IT.

A MAN? HE'S A PERFECT GENTLEMAN.

HE STOLE MY TRUCK?

ALL I HAD TO DO WAS STAY WITH
THIS GUY A FEW HOURS FOR 500 BUCKS.

AND HE ALSO STOLE THE
DOSSIER WITH HIS PICTURE.

AND HE WAS OUT
ON A $50,000 BOND.

COLT, DO YOU HAVE ANY
IDEA WHERE HE WENT?

WIRE A DESCRIPTION
OF THIS RYKER FELLA...

- TO THE HONOLULU
POLICE DEPARTMENT.
- HONOLULU?

- PUT THESE TWO UNDER ARREST.
- WHAT?

COLT, DO SOMETHING.
DON'T GET EXCITED, KID.

THIS HAS GOTTA BE SOME
KIND OF A JOKE. ISN'T IT?

WELL, IT'S ALL JUST A BIG MISTAKE.
IF THEY'D LET US CALL BIG JACK...

COLT, SOMEONE DOESN'T
WANT YOU TALKING TO ANYBODY.

TECHNICALLY, UNDER THIS
KIND OF SECURITY BLACKOUT,

- THEY COULD HOLD YOU
INCOMMUNICADO FOR MONTHS.
- MONTHS?

MONTHS? NOW, I COULD
INTERVENE FOR YOU,

BUT YOU'VE GOT TO
COOPERATE WITH ME. ANYTHING.

WELL, WHAT CAN I DO FOR
YOU, AGENT BRADSHAW?

COLT SEAVERS. YOU'RE HOLDING HIM
UNDER FEDERAL WARRANT, AND I WANT HIM.

WELL, YOU'RE TOO LATE. TOO LATE?

SEAVERS JUST WENT OUT THE DOOR. HE WAS
SUPPOSED TO BE HELD HERE INCOMMUNICADO.

SOMEBODY PULLED RANK, LIKE YOU.

RYKER, WHERE ARE YOU? WHEN ARE
YOU GONNA WORK THROUGH CHANNELS?

I DON'T TRUST YOUR
CHANNELS. SALEM CAN BUY THEM.

AND WE CAN'T TRUST YOU TO RUN
AROUND THE WORLD LIKE A ONE-MAN ARMY.

SALEM'S HERE.
DON'T GET IN MY WAY.

WE KNOW YOU'RE IN HONOLULU, SO
DON'T TRY TO DO ANYTHING BY YOURSELF.

I'M GONNA STOP SALEM BEFORE HE
KILLS AGAIN, AND BEFORE HE CAN STOP ME.

THEY SPEND YEARS TRAINING
THIS ANIMAL TO TRACK ME DOWN.

AND I CANNOT FIND HIM.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS.

SALEM'S HERE, AND I'M THE
ONLY ONE WHO CAN STOP HIM,

UNLESS YOUR COMMANDER
CARLSON GETS IN MY WAY.

GO AFTER THEM. THEY'LL LEAD
YOU TO SALEM. IT'S THE ONLY CHANCE.

STAY HERE AND SEE IF YOU CAN
HELP HIM. I'LL GO GET THE OTHER ONE.

IF WE GET SEPARATED, I'LL MEET
YOU AT THE TEMPLE OF THE RISING SUN.

WHOA!

- WHO ARE THOSE GUYS?
- THEY WORK FOR SALEM. GOT TO STOP HIM.

STOP HIM FROM DOING
WHAT? WHY IS HE HERE?

- MINARDOS.
- THE PRESIDENT OF SAN SAMOA?

- THEY'RE GOING TO KILL HIM.
- WHAT?

[Screams]

[Man Announcing] AND NOW
PART TWO OF "LICENSE TO KILL."

IT'S HONOLULU POLICE
JURISDICTION, PURE AND SIMPLE.

NO. THERE'S NOTHING SIMPLE
ABOUT THOSE BODIES, LIEUTENANT.

TWO OF 'EM ARE KNOWN
GUNSELS OF SALEM. THE

OTHER ONE'S A UNITED
STATES GOVERNMENT AGENT.

WHO HAPPENED TO BE WORKING
FOR A MAN NAMED RYKER.

WHO COLT SEAVERS WAS
HUNTING DOWN LIKE AN ANIMAL.

IF THAT IS TRUE, THEN IT PUTS THIS
MATTER RIGHT BACK IN MY JURISDICTION.

AND I DON'T KNOW HOW
THE MILITARY FEELS,

BUT WE IN THE POLICE DEPARTMENT
DON'T LIKE BOUNTY HUNTERS...

WHO SET THEMSELVES UP
AS PROFESSIONAL HANGMEN.

WELL, I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING, GENTLEMEN.

I THINK IT'S PRETTY SILLY, OUR
STANDING HERE FIGHTING OVER...

WHO'S GONNA HANG COLT SEAVERS,
WHEN NONE OF US HAVE HIM IN CUSTODY.

SOMETHING I INTEND TO REMEDY.

[Siren Wailing]

[Howie] COLT.

WHAT HAPPENED ON
THE BOAT? RYKER'S ALIVE.

I GOT HIM HERE, BUT HE'S
IN BAD SHAPE. COME ON.

RYKER. RYKER, CAN YOU HEAR ME?

IT'S ME, SEAVERS. LET ME
HAVE A LOOK. FORGET IT.

WHO WERE THOSE GUYS?
THEY WORK FOR SALEM.

[Colt] I'M FAST BECOMING
AN EXPERT ON SALEM.

HE'S HERE. I'M THE ONLY
ONE WHO CAN STOP HIM...

WAS.

- MAYBE YOU'RE THE ONE
TO STOP HIM NOW.
- ME? LOOK, I'M A STUNTMAN.

I MAKE MOVIES. I DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT CATCHING TERRORISTS.

THEY SAY YOU CAN
TRACK ALMOST ANYBODY.

SALEM'S GOOD, BUT HE'S HUMAN.

WE GOTTA GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL,
AND WE GOTTA GET SOME HELP. NO.

DON'T TELL ANYONE. THAT'S
HOW HE KEEPS SLIPPING AWAY.

HE CAN BUY ANYBODY. ANYBODY.

HE'S GOT HELP... AN INFORMER.

YOU'VE GOT TO STOP
HIM BY YOURSELF.

STOP HIM FROM DOING
WHAT? WHY IS HE HERE?

HIS TARGET IS MINARDOS.

THE PRESIDENT OF SAN SAMOA? HOW?

FROM THE SKY. I DON'T KNOW
HOW. YOU GOTTA WARN HIM.

RYKER, I CAN'T GET TO THE PRESIDENT
OF A COUNTRY WITHOUT HELP.

I NEED A CONTACT. NOW,
YOU MUST TRUST SOMEBODY.

YEAH. TRUSTED TWO.

CHANG IS DEAD.

THE OTHER IS BRADSHAW.

HE GOT ME TO SALEM IN L.A.

ALMOST HAD HIM.

HE TIPPED ME THAT SALEM
MIGHT BE COMING HERE.

HOW DOES BRADSHAW
KNOW SALEM'S WHEREABOUTS?

MAYBE HE'S THE ONE THAT
KEEPS SETTING YOU UP.

NO. THE LEAK IS CARLSON.

BRADSHAW SHARED
INFORMATION WITH HER.

EVERY TIME HE DID,
WE'D LOSE SOMEONE.

I'LL GET TO BRADSHAW.

SEAVERS, CATCH
SALEM... AND STOP HIM.

I'LL TRY. I'LL TRY.
I'LL SURELY TRY.

KID, YOU STAY WITH HIM. BRADSHAW
WILL KNOW HOW TO GET US A DOCTOR.

RIGHT. COLT, HOW DID WE GET
MIXED UP IN SOMETHING LIKE THIS?

YOU LOST MY TRUCK.

RYKER IS STILL ALIVE. FIND HIM.

ONCE HE'S DEAD,
NO ONE CAN STOP ME.

MINARDOS LANDS TOMORROW AT NOON,

AND TONIGHT I WILL COMPLETE THE
PREPARATIONS FOR HIS WELCOME.

PRESIDENT MINARDOS OF SAN SAMOA
ARRIVES IN HONOLULU TOMORROW...

FOR CONTINUED TALKS WITH
UNDERSECRETARY OF STATE JACKSON.

ACCOMPANYING HIM ARE HIS LOVELY
WIFE AND THREE CHILDREN. [Phone Rings]

A MYSTERIOUS SPEEDBOAT EXPLOSION EARLIER
TODAY IN MERCHANT HARBOR LEFT ONE MAN DEAD.

- YEAH.
- WE HAVE A MUTUAL FRIEND.

- WHO IS THIS?
- YOU DON'T KNOW ME, BUT I WAS
WITH RYKER WHEN THEY HIT HIM.

- YOU LED THEM TO HIM.
- WOULD I BE CALLING YOU
IF I DID?

- HE WOULDN'T GIVE YOU MY NAME.
- WELL, HE HAD TO. HE HAD
NO ONE ELSE TO TURN TO.

HE WAS DESPERATE TO GET
INFORMATION TO YOU. WHAT IS IT?

- WELL, I'D PREFER TO MEET YOU
FACE TO FACE.
- WHO ARE YOU?

COLT SEAVERS. BUT LIKE I
SAID, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ME.

[Reporter] THE ASSAILANT IS BELIEVED TO
BE COLT SEAVERS, WHO'S ALREADY WANTED...

BY THE HONOLULU POLICE
DEPARTMENT FOR JUMPING BAIL.

AN ALL-POINTS BULLETIN
HAS BEEN ISSUED,

AND POLICE LIEUTENANT FONG
WARNS ANYONE SEEING THIS MAN,

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO APPREHEND.

HE IS BELIEVED TO BE ARMED AND
CONSIDERED EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.

NOW A LOOK AT THE LOCAL WEATHER
FORECAST. WE'D BETTER MEET.

BRADSHAW? YEAH.

LET'S TAKE A WALK.

DON'T STOP. KEEP WALKING.

WHERE IS HE AND HOW IS HE?
HE'S HURT BAD. HE NEEDS A DOCTOR.

I CAN HANDLE THAT.
LET'S GET TO HIM.

THERE'S MORE. THERE'S SOMETHING
HE WANTS YOU TO DO FIRST.

WHAT? STOP A MURDER.

HE KNOW SALEM'S TARGET? YES.

WHO? PRESIDENT MINARDOS.

MINARDOS? NO. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

THAT WAS THE MESSAGE. THAT FOOL.

HE WALKED INTO A TRAP FOR NOTHING.
THEY KNEW HE'D TAKE THAT KIND OF BAIT.

WHAT MAKES YOU SO
SURE HE ISN'T RIGHT?

BECAUSE THERE'S NO
WAY YOU CAN KILL HIM.

HE'S GOT THE BEST SECURITY
FORCE IN THE FREE WORLD.

HE SAID IT WOULD
HAPPEN FROM THE AIR.

NO, AN AIR ATTACK ON
MINARDOS IS IMPOSSIBLE.

THIS IS AN ISLAND. YOU KNOW, ALL THE
AIR TRAFFIC'S VERY CAREFULLY MONITORED.

WHAT ABOUT FROM
THE TOP OF A BUILDING?

NO. WE USE POLICE
HELICOPTER COVER.

THEN EVERYTHING'S
ROUTED AND REROUTED AGAIN.

EVEN THE POLICE DON'T KNOW
THE FINAL TRAFFIC PATTERN.

NO. I'M TELLING
YOU, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

[Bradshaw] YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT.

ONE OF THOSE THINGS COULD
GET IN LOWER THAN A HELICOPTER.

BUT IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM THERE,
AND SALEM ISN'T INTO KAMIKAZE.

HE WALKS AWAY FROM HIS MURDERS.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PUT YOUR
CAREER ON THE LINE AND WARN MINARDOS.

JUST ON YOUR SAY-SO?
HE'LL THINK I'M A LUNATIC.

YOUR FRIEND PUT HIS LIFE ON THE
LINE TO GET YOU THIS INFORMATION.

- BE A SHAME
IF HE DIED FOR NOTHIN'.
- WE'RE NOT GONNA LET HIM DIE.

- WHERE IS HE?
- I CAN TAKE YOU.

[Buzzes]

BRADSHAW HERE. I WANT A
COMPANY MEDICAL TEAM...

AT THE TEMPLE OF THE
RISING SUN ON THE DOUBLE.

PUT A LID ON IT. RIGHT.
I'LL MEET YOU THERE.

TEMPLE OF THE RISING SUN.

[Howie] WHERE'S THE DOCTOR? HE'S
BURNING UP. [Colt] HE'S ON THE WAY.

I'LL TAKE OVER.

HERE.

TAKE MY CAR AND
HEAD FOR THE AIRPORT.

THERE'LL BE PREPAID TICKETS
ON THE FIRST FLIGHT BACK TO L.A.

WAIT. I KNOW YOU GOT CLOUT, BUT
THERE'S A WARRANT OUT FOR US IN THIS TOWN.

IT'LL BE TAKEN CARE OF
BEFORE YOU GET TO THE AIRPORT.

THE IMPORTANT THING IS TO GET
YOU OUT BEFORE THEY GRILL YOU.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH TELLING
THE POLICE THE TRUTH?

I MEAN, THE MORE PEOPLE THAT
KNOW THAT SALEM'S AFTER MINARDOS,

- THE BETTER THE CHANCE HE WON'T
BE ABLE TO PULL IT OFF.
- NO.

WE WANT SALEM BAD, AND
THIS IS OUR BEST CHANCE.

- THEN YOU'LL SET UP A TRAP?
- EXACTLY.

BUT IT WON'T WORK IF OUR INTERNAL LEAK
TELLS SALEM WE KNOW WHO HIS TARGET IS.

ALL RIGHT. I GUESS YOU
GUYS KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOIN'.

BELIEVE ME. YOU'VE
LEFT HIM IN GOOD HANDS.

ALL RIGHT, KID. LET'S GET
WHILE THE GETTING'S GOOD.

RYKER, YOU LOSE.

[Gunshot]

SEAVERS AND MUNSON ARE
HEADED FOR THE AIRPORT IN MY CAR.

NOW, THEY WON'T BE GETTING ANY SPEEDING
TICKETS, SO YOU CAN OVERTAKE 'EM EASY.

NOW, PLANT THIS GUN ON
SEAVERS AFTER YOU KILL THEM BOTH.

[Howie] YOU OUGHTA
FEEL PRETTY PROUD, COLT.

YEAH? WHY?

WELL, HOW OFTEN IS IT THAT
A HOLLYWOOD STUNTMAN...

GETS TO GO INTO ACTION ALONGSIDE
THE F.B.I. AND NAVAL INTELLIGENCE...

AND COME OUT SAVING
THE DAY FOR BOTH OF THEM?

HMM.

WHAT'S THE MATTER? UH, BONNIE.

YOU HAD QUITE A THING
WITH HER, DIDN'T YOU?

NO. I THINK I JUST LOVED HER.

PEOPLE CHANGE,
COLT. YEAH, BUT WHY?

WHY WOULD SHE... WHY WOULD
ANYONE HELP A TERRORIST?

WELL, IF IT'S NOT POLITICAL,

I CAN THINK OF ONLY ONE
OLD-FASHIONED REASON.

SALEM AND BONNIE?

COLT, WOMEN PICK
SOME REAL LOSERS WHEN

THEY'RE IN LOVE, AND
BONNIE IS NO EXCEPTION.

WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN
YOU. I MEANT SALEM.

HEY, WATCH OUT! WHAT IS IT?

IT'S A BOMB! WELL, THROW IT OUT!

IT'S A GUN. WHY'D
THEY GIVE US A GUN?

MAYBE THEY WANTED
TO MAKE IT A FAIR FIGHT.

[Screaming]

[Siren Wailing]

- UH-OH.
- I WOULDN'T GO WAVIN'
THAT GUN AROUND.

IT'S GONNA BE TOUGH
ENOUGH TO EXPLAIN. [Siren Stops]

YOU'LL NEVER GUESS
WHAT HAPPENED, FELLAS.

BOOK 'EM. CHARGE?

- SUSPICION OF MURDER.
- MURDER? WE DIDN'T KILL ANYBODY.

NO? WE CAN PUT YOU AT THE SCENE
OF BOTH A BOAT AND A CAR BLOWING UP.

A SUNDAY DRIVE AND
A LITTLE WATERSKIING.

YEAH! BEFORE YOU GET GOING
TOO FAR HERE, LIEUTENANT,

UH, WE HAVE SOME QUESTIONS
WE'D LIKE TO ASK MR. SEAVERS...

REGARDING THE WHEREABOUTS
OF CHARLES RYKER.

WELL, AS IT WAS EXPLAINED TO ME,

UH, OFFICIALLY, CHARLES RYKER
DOES NOT NOW OR NEVER DID EXIST.

HUH. AND JUST WHERE DID YOU COME
UP WITH THAT LOAD OF MALARKEY?

FROM YOU GUYS.

YOU PAID MR. SEAVERS'S
BONDING AGENCY $50,000...

TO PERMANENTLY REMOVE
ANY RECORD OF HIM.

WELL, THAT WAS YESTERDAY.
TODAY WE WANNA KNOW WHERE HE IS.

SORRY. SEAVERS AND MUNSON ARE OFFICIALLY
UNDER UNITED STATES NAVY CUSTODY.

- [Colt] OH,
NOW WAIT A MINUTE.
- TAKE 'EM AWAY, BOYS.

YOU CAN'T LET 'EM TAKE
US. WE'RE YOUR PRISONERS.

IF BALLISTICS TURNS UP
ANYTHING ON THE GUN WE

FOUND ON 'EM, I'M COMING
AFTER THEM, COMMANDER.

WHEN YOU HAVE A CHARGE THAT TAKES
PRECEDENCE OVER MINE, YOU CAN HAVE THEM.

UH, JUST WHAT IS YOUR CHARGE?

TREASON.

[Bonnie] YOU TRAITORS. I
THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, COLT.

YEAH, SO DID I.

I'M NOT SURE I EVEN KNOW YOU.

WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED
TO MEAN? NOTHING.

DON'T GIVE ME THAT. YOU'VE
GOT A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO.

WELL, I'VE GOT NOTHING TO
SAY TO YOU, BONNIE. I'M SORRY.

WE HAVE TO TALK.

I SAID WE HAVE TO TALK.

YOUR MEN BLEW IT. THEY
PLANTED THE GUN ON

SEAVERS AND THE KID,
BUT THEY DIDN'T KILL 'EM.

IT ISN'T IMPORTANT.
IT IS IMPORTANT.

BALLISTICS IS GONNA TIE THAT GUN IN TO
RYKER'S DEATH, AND SOONER OR LATER,

SOMEBODY'S GONNA FIGURE OUT
THAT I DIDN'T DO WHAT I PROMISED.

STRANGE.

ULTIMATELY, I SEEM TO ALWAYS HAVE
TO HANDLE THINGS MYSELF, DON'T I?

I GOT RYKER. YEAH.

YES, BUT, YOU SEE, UNLESS
SEAVERS AND MUNSON ARE SILENCED,

YOU'RE A DEAD MAN.

WELL, UH, MAYBE I
CAN HANDLE IT MYSELF.

YOU'LL HAVE SOME
WORK TO DO TONIGHT.

YOU HAVE UNTIL TOMORROW MORNING.

YOU SEE, AFTER THAT, I... I
WON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE.

I CAN HANDLE IT. GOOD,
I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.

YOU'VE BEEN VERY GOOD TO ME,

AND I'D HATE TO THINK OF,
UH, BUYING SOMEONE NEW.

UH-UH. THE NOSE ISN'T RIGHT.

THAT'S HIM. YEAH, THAT'S RYKER.

PUT IT THROUGH. LET'S
SEE WHAT IT GETS US.

[Phone Rings]

BY THE TIME THEY FIGURE
OUT THEY'VE BEEN HAD,

BRADSHAW SHOULD HAVE
RYKER SAFELY TUCKED AWAY.

[Bonnie] COMMANDER CARLSON. GO
AHEAD. HOPEFULLY THEN THEY'LL GO...

HANDLE THIS MINARDOS
THING, AND WE CAN GO HOME.

FOR A COUPLE OF GREENHORNS, WE'VE
HANDLED THIS SPY BUSINESS PRETTY DARN GOOD.

WELL, I GUESS THAT WIPES OUT ANY
LEAD WE MIGHT HAVE HAD TO SALEM.

EXCEPT FOR THOSE TWO
CHARACTERS THAT YOU TOOK WITH YOU...

UM, SEAVERS AND MUNSON.

- ARE THEY STILL WITH YOU?
- FOR THE DURATION.

I WONDER IF I COULD ARRANGE
TO QUESTION THEM A LITTLE MORE.

A LITTLE MORE? WHEN
DID YOU TALK TO THEM?

I MEAN, A LITTLE MORE THAN I
READ IN THE POLICE REPORT.

BRADSHAW, YOU'LL GET THEM
WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH THEM.

THEY STILL KNOW MORE
THAN THEY'RE TELLING ME.

I'M GOING TO FIND
OUT WHAT IT IS.

YOU CAN SCRAP RYKER'S
PICTURE. HE'S DEAD.

HE DIED?

YOU LOOK SO SURPRISED AND
INNOCENT. COLT SEAVERS, INNOCENT.

THAT'LL BE THE DAY.
HOW DID IT HAPPEN?

WHERE DID HE TURN
UP? THAT'S CLASSIFIED.

DAMN IT, BONNIE, SOME THINGS
HAVE TO STOP BEING CLASSIFIED.

OKAY, THEN YOU TELL ME THIS.

WHEN DID YOU SEE
RYKER LAST AND WHERE?

- MUNSON?
- WE CAN'T TELL YOU THAT.

YOU'RE GONNA KEEP
PLAYING IT THAT WAY?

WE KIND OF GAVE OUR WORD.
WHO DID YOU GIVE IT TO? SALEM?

OH, THAT WASN'T NICE.

RYKER IS DEAD. WHO ELSE DO
YOU HAVE TO TRUST MORE THAN ME?

[Howie] I ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE
PEARL HARBOR. ISN'T THIS GREAT, COLT?

I GOT THE FEELING IT'S
GONNA LOOK A LOT LIKE JAIL.

IT'S THE ONLY PLACE I KNOW WHERE I
CAN KEEP THE TWO OF YOU OUT OF TROUBLE.

THIS WILL BE YOUR HOME
UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

WELL, BONNIE, YOU COULD AT LEAST
TELL US WHERE THEY FOUND HIM.

IN A JAPANESE TEMPLE.

A GUNSHOT WOUND TO THE HEAD KILLED
HIM, ALTHOUGH HE DID HAVE OTHER WOUNDS.

APPARENTLY HE WAS
INVOLVED IN QUITE A SHOOT-OUT.

I'M SURE THAT COMES
AS QUITE A SHOCK TO YOU.

OH, INCIDENTALLY,
THIS IS A MILITARY BASE.

THE GUARDS ARE AUTHORIZED TO SHOOT ANYONE
WHO IS CAUGHT IN AN UNAUTHORIZED AREA.

FOR YOU TWO, THAT'S
ANYWHERE OUTSIDE THIS ROOM.

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

WELL, RYKER WAS BADLY HURT.
MAYBE THEY COULDN'T SAVE HIM.

THEN WHY WAS HE
STILL IN THE TEMPLE?

AND HOW DID HE DIE OF A HEAD
WOUND? HE DIDN'T HAVE A HEAD WOUND.

- YOU'RE SURE?
- YEAH.

IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. IF WE
COULD JUST TALK TO BRADSHAW.

WE CAN'T GET TO ANYBODY.

HE MUST KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING. RYKER
SAID HE WAS THE ONLY ONE WE COULD TRUST.

WE CAN'T GO BACK ON OUR WORD UNTIL
WE MANAGE TO FIND A WAY TO GET TO HIM.

THESE SHOULD TAKE CARE
OF PRESIDENT MINARDOS.

[Whining]

WHAT IS IT, BOY? [Whining]

WHAT'S THE MATTER, RIP?

WHOA! A GRENADE! RIP,
COME ON, BABY! COME ON!

[Colt] YOU KNOW,
KID? [Howie] HMM?

RYKER SAID THAT BRADSHAW
TIPPED HIM TO SALEM'S WHEREABOUTS.

SO?

WELL, SO WHY ONLY TIP RYKER?
WHY NOT TIP HIS OWN SQUAD?

WELL, YOU REMEMBER WHAT HE SAID.

NO ONE TRUSTS THEIR OWN
SQUAD BECAUSE OF THE LEAKS.

YOU KNOW, BRADSHAW AND RYKER
DRIFTED TOGETHER OUT OF MUTUAL SURVIVAL.

YEAH, BUT BRADSHAW TRUSTED
HIS OWN SQUAD TO PHONE 'EM...

IN FRONT OF ME TO
ORDER THAT MEDICAL TEAM.

EVEN IF HE WERE DEAD WHEN THEY GOT
THERE, THEY NEVER WOULD HAVE LEFT HIM.

COLT, IF BRADSHAW
TURNS OUT TO BE THE LEAK...

THEN WE'VE PUT EVERYONE'S LIVES
IN HIS HANDS... MINARDOS'S, BONNIE'S...

- OURS.
- AND RYKER'S.

WE'RE GETTIN' OUT OF HERE,
KID. WE'VE JUST GOTTA FIND A WAY.

LET ME REMIND YOU, COLT,
THAT WE'RE UNDER GUARD.

WE DON'T EXACTLY
BLEND IN AROUND HERE.

HEY, LOOK.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I THINK THE SKIRT'S GONNA
BE A LITTLE SHORT. SKIRT?

OH, THAT'S JUST OUR
LUCK. SHE PUT US UP IN

THE WOMEN'S B.O.Q.
THAT TAKES CARE OF THAT.

WHY? WHAT'S THE LAST THING THOSE TWO GOONS
DOWN THE HALL ARE GONNA BE LOOKING FOR?

AW, KID, NO.

I THINK HE LIKED YOU.

YOO-HOO! TAXI!

[With Effeminate Voice] EXCUSE ME.
COULD YOU TAKE US TO WAIKIKI, PLEASE?

GET IN.

[Howie] YOU KNOW, COLT, YOU
REALLY DON'T LOOK HALF BAD.

YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.

ANYWAY, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

WE CAN'T EXACTLY GO RUNNING UP TO PRESIDENT
MINARDOS TO WARN HIM IN THESE OUTFITS.

[Colt] WE GO BACK TO THE HOTEL
AND CHANGE. [Howie] AND THEN WHAT?

WELL, THEN WE...

I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND YOU TRY
ANYTHING UNTIL I COME TO A COMPLETE STOP.

[Tires Squealing]

AAAH!

FIND THEM!

OW! COLT, DO YOU HAVE
ANY IDEA WHERE WE ARE?

NO. I THOUGHT YOU
KNEW THESE ISLANDS.

YEAH, SO DID I. YOU KNOW, I ONCE
TOOK A COURSE IN NAVIGATION.

OH, YEAH? WELL, WHERE ARE WE?

WE'RE LOST. GOOD, KID.

LET'S HOPE THOSE CLOWNS ARE TOO.

[Grunts] HOW DO WOMEN
WALK IN THINGS LIKE THIS?

VERY CAREFULLY. THIS WAY.

WHICH WAY DID THEY GO? THAT WAY.

OH, OW.

OUCH, OOH, OH, OW!

OH, NO. WHAT IS IT?

THE GUYS THAT ARE
AFTER US? NO, IT'S WORSE.

WHAT COULD BE WORSE?
I COULD BE RUINED.

♪♪ [Whistling]

COLT? COLT SEAVERS, IS THAT YOU?

HI, TOM.

- UH, HOW'S MAGNUM GOIN'?
- WELL. IT'S GOIN' REAL WELL.

UH, IT MUST BE A GREAT
PLACE TO WORK OVER HERE.

- I SURE WOULD LIKE TO COME OVER
AND DO SOME STUNTS FOR YOU.
- OH, YEAH, THAT'D BE GREAT.

UH, COLT, YOU ALL RIGHT?

OH, UH, COULDN'T BE BETTER.

UH, THIS IS MY, UH... UH, MY
COUSIN, UH, HOWIE, UH, MUNSON.

- A GREAT GUY.
- YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT.

UH, HOWIE, UH, TOM SELLECK.

HI. UH, COLT,

I MEAN, THIS IS NONE OF MY
BUSINESS, BUT LET ME ASK YOU.

HAS YOUR LIFE TAKEN SOME KIND OF
PECULIAR TURN SINCE WE WORKED TOGETHER?

TURN? UH...

DIDN'T MEAN TO PRY, COLT.
IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

[Chuckles] OH, YOU
MEAN THE DRESSES.

NO, NO, NO. UH, LOOK, IT'S
NOT LIKE THAT, TOM. I MEAN...

HEY, IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

LOOK, IF I TRIED TO
EXPLAIN WHAT HOWIE AND I...

ARE MIXED UP IN, IT'S SO
BIZARRE YOU'D NEVER BELIEVE IT.

LOOK, WE CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW.
WE GOT SOME GUYS CHASIN' US.

YEAH. I DIDN'T
MEAN TO PRY, COLT.

- UH...
- UH, COLT, UM, LOOK.

IF YOU EVER GET YOUR LIFE STRAIGHTENED
OUT, YOU KNOW YOU ALWAYS GOT A JOB WITH US.

UH, YEAH, WELL, THANKS, TOM.

BOY, THERE GOES A
GREAT GUY... GIRL...

WHATEVER.

HOW CAN THEY BE GONE? YOU WERE
STANDING GUARD. THE WINDOWS ARE BARRED.

WELL, I CAN'T EXPLAIN
WHAT HAPPENED.

THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT WENT OUT
OF HERE WERE A COUPLE OF OFFICERS.

WHAT OFFICERS? TWO WOMEN.

THEN YOU MUST HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP,
WHICH, AS YOU KNOW, IS A SHOOTING OFFENSE.

DID YOU SAY TWO WOMEN?

[Bonnie] IT'S COMMANDER CARLSON.
PATCH ME THROUGH TO LIEUTENANT FONG.

YES. COMMANDER? I WAS
JUST GONNA CALL YOU.

YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED
TO KNOW THAT THE GUN WE

FOUND ON SEAVERS WAS
THE GUN THAT KILLED RYKER.

DID YOU HEAR ME? YES, I
HEARD YOU, LIEUTENANT.

I GUESS I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.

MAYBE I CAN MAKE UP FOR IT.

WELL, YOU BETTER MAKE
IT FAST. WE'RE SWAMPED.

I WANT YOU TO PUT OUT AN A.P.B.
ON TWO FEMALE IMPERSONATORS.

COMMANDER, I AM RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
BIGGEST SECURITY BLANKET WE HAVE EVER HAD.

IT'S FOR YOUR TWO FAVORITES,
LIEUTENANT... MUNSON AND SEAVERS.

THEY'VE ESCAPED IN
STOLEN UNIFORMS... WOMEN'S.

WE'RE TAKIN' A BIG CHANCE
COMIN' BACK HERE, COLT.

I DON'T CARE. I AIN'T WALKIN' IN
THESE HEELS ANOTHER BLOCK.

ROOM 314, PLEASE.

UH, THAT'S MR. SEAVERS'S ROOM.

I AM MR. SEAVERS.

MASQUERADE PARTY.

DON'T DRIP ON MY LOBBY.

SO, WHAT'S OUR FIRST MOVE THEN,
COLT? TO TEST BRADSHAW AND BONNIE.

ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, WE'RE GONNA
FIND OUT WHO'S SELLIN' OUT WHO.

WHOM. WHAT?

WHO'S SELLIN' OUT WHOM. I DON'T KNOW.
THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT, KID.

WE AIN'T GOT MUCH TIME.

THE PRESIDENT THAT SALEM'S
FIXIN' TO KILL LANDS AT NOON.

A MAJOR MILITARY INSTALLATION
BREAK-IN FOLLOWED WITHIN DAYS...

BY AN ACT OF TERRORISM OR ASSASSINATION
UTILIZING THE STOLEN WEAPONS.

COMMANDER, I CAN'T EXPLAIN
BREAK-INS ON OTHER BASES,

BUT I CAN TESTIFY THAT
IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE...

FOR ANYONE TO BREAK INTO THIS PRECISE
BUNKER AND TAKE THOSE PRECIOUS WEAPONS...

WITHOUT PRECISE
INSIDE INFORMATION.

WHO SAYS THAT SALEM DOESN'T
HAVE INSIDE INFORMATION?

SALEM? YOU THINK SALEM IS HERE?

MM-HMM. IN HONOLULU? WHY?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE'S PLANNING TO
LET US KNOW, USING YOUR EXPLOSIVES.

WELL, SHE'S ALL FUELED UP
AND READY TO GO, MR. HUNTER.

THANK YOU.

THE WORLD'S FULL OF NUTS.

YEAH, AND WHEN I GET
MY HANDS ON TWO OF 'EM...

[Salem] DIRECT HIT.

[Fong] THE MOTORCADE WILL BE
COMPLETELY UNDER THE CONTROL OF THE C.I.A.,

WITH ARMED PERSONNEL
HERE, HERE AND HERE. [Rings]

HEADQUARTERS. ONE MOMENT.
COMMANDER CARLSON, IT'S FOR YOU. LINE TWO.

PRESIDENT MINARDOS
WILL BE IN THE FIRST

LIMOUSINE, HIS WIFE AND
CHILDREN IN THE SECOND.

NOW, THE MOTORCADE
WILL PROCEED...

FROM THE HONOLULU INTERNATIONAL
AIRPORT... COMMANDER CARLSON.

- COLT, WHERE ARE YOU?
- [Colt] I NEED TO SEE YOU ALONE.

YOU HAVE TO PROMISE ME.
[Bonnie] UH, YES, OF COURSE. WHERE?

KIONA AND ALA WAI
IN 15 MINUTES. PHONE

BOOTH ON THE CORNER.
AND DON'T BRING ANYONE.

- COLT, WHAT IS IT?
- IT'S A CONSPIRACY
TO KILL MINARDOS.

TO KILL MINARDOS? FOR GOD'S
SAKE, YOU MUST BE DELIRIOUS.

YEAH, WELL, I KNOW WHO, AND I KNOW
HOW. NOW GET HERE AS FAST AS YOU CAN.

NOW WHAT? WELL, IF SHE
COMES ALONE, WE CAN TRUST HER.

WE HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE WHICH WAY
IT COMES OUT. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

WELL, I CAN ONLY THINK
OF ONE CRAZY WAY THAT

SALEM MIGHT ATTACK
MINARDOS FROM THE SKY...

AND LIVE TO GET AWAY
WITH HIS OWN SKIN.

IT'S NUTS, BUT IT'S POSSIBLE.
HOW DO I GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU?

WELL, IF BONNIE'S OKAY, I'LL REACH
YOU BACK HERE AT THE BOOTH.

IF NOT, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.

THOSE RIDING WITH...
[Continues, Indistinct] OH!

CLAY, YOU STARTLED ME. IS
SOMETHING WRONG, COMMANDER?

NO, NO, NOTHING'S WRONG.

I'M JUST UPSET ABOUT
THIS SEAVERS THING.

HAS THE AGENCY PICKED UP
ANYTHING ON HIS WHEREABOUTS?

NO, AND HE'S A WALKING CORPSE
IF HE DOESN'T GIVE HIMSELF UP.

LISTEN, I WANT YOU TO WORK
CLOSELY WITH US ON THIS,

EVEN THOUGH YOU DO
KNOW HIM PERSONALLY.

SURE. EXCUSE ME.

NOW IT'S BEEN CONFIRMED THAT PRESIDENT
MINARDOS WILL BE LANDING IN THREE HOURS.

I WILL BE COORDINATING THE
OPERATION BY RADIO COMMUNICATION...

WITH BOTH ROSE GARDEN
AND SKYWATCH. [Dialing]

NOW, ANY CHANGE OF PLANS MUST
COME DIRECTLY FROM ME. BRADSHAW.

IS THAT CLEAR? I'VE
LOCATED SEAVERS.

KIONA AND ALA WAI.

[Tires Screech]

HEY! LET ME GO!

THAT'S NOT HIM, YOU
IDIOTS! LET HIM GO!

TAKE HER.

COLT SEAVERS? RIGHT.

HEY, I'M REALLY A FAN OF
YOUR WORK IN THE MOVIES.

YOU REALLY WANT TO USE ONE
OF MY BIRDS IN YOUR FLICK, HUH?

YEAH. IN FACT, WE MAY NEED MORE THAN ONE.
HOW MANY OF 'EM ARE THERE ON THE ISLANDS?

OH, THERE'S ONLY THREE, BUT
THEY'RE ALL RIGHT HERE ON OAHU.

THE, UH, TWO I OWN AND ONE A
STUDENT JUST HAD SHIPPED IN.

ANYONE TRY TO BUY YOU OUT OR, UH,
TIE UP EITHER ONE OF THESE BIRDS LATELY?

NOTHING EXCEPT FOR
OUR USUAL RENTAL

BUSINESS. YOU KNOW, AN
HOUR HERE, HOUR THERE.

YOU HAVEN'T RUN INTO ANYBODY THAT
WAS PARTICULARLY GUNG-HO THOUGH?

NOBODY EXCEPT FOR THAT
STUDENT I WAS TELLIN' YOU ABOUT.

HE'S PROBABLY THE BEST
I'VE EVER WORKED WITH.

HE WAS IN HERE THIS MORNING. HE
LOVES TO FLY RIGHT OFF THE DECK.

IT'S A LITTLE RISKY, BUT
HE'S KIND OF A WEIRD GUY.

TALL? UH, DARK-HAIRED? KINDA
LOOKS LIKE CHARLES BRONSON?

WELL, YEAH. THAT'S HIM. YOU
KNOW HIM? WHAT NAME DID HE USE?

HUNTER. HUNTER. WHERE DID
HE HAVE THE BIRD SHIPPED TO?

HE HAD IT SHIPPED RIGHT HERE, BUT HE KEEPS
IT IN A WAREHOUSE DOWN ON KING STREET.

YOU GOT AN ADDRESS ON IT?
WELL, I SHOULD HAVE IN THE OFFICE.

COULD I TAKE A LOOK? WELL, SURE.

UH, CAN I USE YOUR
PHONE? YEAH. FOLLOW ME.

[Rings] COLT?

YEAH. WHAT'S THE VERDICT?

THOSE GUYS IN BLACK... THE
DEATH SQUAD? THEY SHOWED UP.

WELL, THEN IT'S FOR SURE.
BONNIE'S SOLD OUT TO SALEM.

- NO. THEY GRABBED HER
AND TOOK HER AWAY.
- WELL, THEN SHE'S ON OUR SIDE.

OKAY, KID. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
GO GET BRADSHAW ANY WAY YOU CAN.

YEAH. BRADSHAW... HE WAS
RUNNING THE OPERATION.

WHERE WILL YOU
BE? UP, UP AND AWAY.

HERE'S THE ADDRESS OF THAT
WAREHOUSE YOU WANTED. OH, THANKS, JAKE.

SAY, YOU WOULDN'T BE WILLIN' TO RENT ME
ONE OF THESE MACHINES HERE, WOULD YA?

I, UH, DON'T SUPPOSE I HAVE TO
ASK IF YOU KNOW HOW TO FLY ONE.

WELL, WE MADE A MOVIE LAST
MONTH ABOUT TWO OF THESE...

THAT GET INVOLVED IN A
DOGFIGHT TO THE DEATH.

[Chuckles] WELL, THAT SOUNDS
A LITTLE FAR-FETCHED FOR ME.

YEAH. IT COULDN'T
HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE.

HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE TO,
UH, FUEL ONE OF THESE UP?

WELL, THIS ONE'S READY. JUST SAY
THE WORD. YEAH, WELL, CRANK HER UP.

[Man] THIS IS SKYWATCH. THE
PROCESSION IS LEAVING THE AIRPORT NOW.

[Helicopter Whirring]

THEY'RE LEAVING THE AIRPORT.

THANK YOU.

[Man On Radio] THIS IS ROSE GARDEN
APPROACHING ALTERNATE ONE.

[Man #2 On Radio] THIS IS SKYWATCH.
EVERYTHING'S LOOKING GOOD.

IGNORE ALTERNATE ONE
AND CONTINUE ON PRIMARY.

ROGER. SO FAR, SO GOOD.

[Man On Radio] THIS
IS SKYWATCH. ROGER.

CONTINUING ON PRIMARY ROUTE.
LOOKING GOOD FROM UP HERE.

THIS IS SKYWATCH. PROCESSION
IS COMING UP ON ALTERNATE TWO.

IGNORE ALTERNATE TWO
AND CONTINUE ON PRIMARY.

ROGER. CONTINUING PRIMARY.

[Fong] ATTENTION, ROSEBERG.
REVERT TO ROUTE YELLOW. [Phone Rings]

[Man] HEADQUARTERS.
[Fong] REPEAT.

FOLLOW ROUTE YELLOW. NOT
NOW. I THINK YOU'LL WANNA TAKE IT.

HELLO?

IT'S HOWIE MUNSON. I
THINK WE'D BETTER TALK.

I CAN'T TALK NOW. WHERE ARE
YOU? WHERE'S YOUR FRIEND SEAVERS?

YOU KNOW, MY MEN HAVE ORDERS TO
SHOOT TO KILL. I'M RIGHT OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR.

YOU'RE WHAT?

YOU AND YOUR FRIEND
ARE REALLY NUTS.

OR DID YOU COME TO YOUR SENSES?
YOU'D BETTER COME WITH ME, LIEUTENANT.

ME COME WITH YOU?
YOU'RE STILL NUTS!

[Phone Buzzes]

[Buzzes]

- THE YELLOW ROUTE.
- YELLOW.

DO YOU REALIZE WHAT
YOU'VE JUST DONE?

[Man On Radio] THIS IS ROSE GARDEN.
CONTINUING ON YELLOW ROUTE.

ATTENTION, ROSEBERG.
REVERT BACK TO PRIMARY ROUTE.

REPEAT. REVERT BACK TO PRIMARY.

IT'S TOO LATE, LIEUTENANT. THE PROCESSION'S
MADE THE TURNOFF. ANY PROBLEMS?

NO. MAYBE NOTHING. YOU
BETTER PRAY IT'S NOTHING.

HOW'S HE GONNA DO IT, BRADSHAW?

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

- LOOKS GOOD FROM UP HERE.
- CLEAR SAILING DOWN HERE TOO.

AND NOW, MY DEAR
MR. PRESIDENT...

MAYDAY! MAYDAY! WE'RE
UNDER ATTACK FROM THE AIR.

FROM WHERE? THERE'S
NOTHING UP HERE.

[Colt On Radio] HEY, SALEM,
YOU'VE GOT COMPANY.

DON'T WORRY,
FELLAS. I'M ON HIS TAIL.

LET'S SEE HOW HE LIKES PICKIN'
ON SOMEONE HIS OWN SIZE.

[Colt] YOU'RE ONE MAN
WE'D LIKE TO TAKE ALIVE.

OTHER SIDE OF THE
BRIDGE, YOU'RE MINE.

CALL THE COAST GUARD, FELLAS.
THIS TIME HE'S GOIN' IN THE DRINK.

[Siren Wailing]

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, FELLAS.

HOLD IT, FELLAS.
YOU'RE OUTGUNNED!

COME ON. GET UP.
GET OVER THERE. GET.

[Sirens Wailing]

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO GRATEFUL
TO SEE ANYONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

WELL, I'M GRATEFUL TO SEE
YOU, NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I THOUGHT. I WAS
SURE YOU'D SET ME UP AT THAT PHONE BOOTH,

THAT SOMEHOW YOU
WERE WORKING WITH SALEM.

ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. LET'S
GO. FACE THE WALL. LET'S GO.

GET 'EM OUT.

WILL YOU EVER
FORGIVE ME? OH, SURE.

I GUESS IT JUST TAKES SOMEONE
IN THE BAIL BONDS BUSINESS...

TO REALLY BECOME A
GOOD JUDGE OF CHARACTER.

WELL, I'M GOING TO
MAKE IT UP TO YOU.

I'M GONNA TREAT YOU LIKE
A LOST LOVER ON AN ISLAND,

WITH ALL THE THINGS YOUR
HEART COULD POSSIBLY DESIRE...

FROM A YOUNG WOMAN
WHOSE LIFE YOU'VE JUST SAVED.

WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

[Chuckles] BUT I WANT TO.

WELL, IF YOU'VE REALLY
GOT YOUR HEART SET ON IT.

YOU BELIEVED IN ME, COLT.
I WASN'T SURE ABOUT YOU.

I FEEL SO ASHAMED.

WELL, I GUESS THAT
MAKES TWO OF US...

WHO ARE GLAD THAT IT
TURNED OUT TO BE BRADSHAW...

WHO WAS WORKING FOR SALEM
AND NOT BONNIE, HUH, COLT?

COLT, YOU THOUGHT I
WAS WORKING WITH SALEM?

WELL, HEY, WE WERE ALL FOOLED.

YOU'LL BOTH BE GLAD TO KNOW THAT I
EXPLAINED EVERYTHING DOWN AT HEADQUARTERS,

AND THEY'VE GOT
BRADSHAW UNDER CUSTODY.

HEY, WELL, WAIT A MINUTE. ANYBODY
CAN MAKE A MISTAKE. MM-HMM.

I MEAN, IT WAS JUST A FEW SECONDS AGO,
YOU THOUGHT MAYBE THAT I MIGHT HAVE BEEN...

WHAT ABOUT MAKIN' UP FOR
ALL THE LOST TIME, BONNIE?

SHORE PATROL, PLACE
THESE TWO BACK IN CUSTODY...

UNTIL THEIR PAPERWORK
COMES BACK FROM HONOLULU P.D.

MAKE SURE IT GOES
THROUGH NORMAL CHANNELS...

THE REALLY SLOW ONES... DAY BY
DAY, MONTH BY MONTH, YEAR BY YEAR.

BONNIE. COLT, WAS
IT SOMETHING I SAID?