The Cosby Show (1984–1992): Season 1, Episode 5 - A Shirt Story - full transcript
Theo gets a shirt that cost too much, so Denise makes him an "Exact" replica.
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I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY. I
STILL SAY I SHOULD HAVE GONE IN.
I STILL SAY I SHOULD HAVE GONE
IN. >> HEY, BACK FROM SHOPPING.
I SHOULD HAVE GONE IN. >> HEY,
BACK FROM SHOPPING. HOW WAS IT?
HEY, BACK FROM SHOPPING.
HOW WAS IT? >> GREAT, WE ONLY GOT
HOW WAS IT? >> GREAT,
WE ONLY GOT IN ONE FIGHT.
GREAT, WE ONLY GOT
IN ONE FIGHT. >> IT STARTED
IN ONE FIGHT. >> IT STARTED
THE MOMENT WE LEFT
IT STARTED THE MOMENT WE
LEFT AND IT HASN'T FINISHED YET.
THE MOMENT WE LEFT AND IT HASN'T
FINISHED YET. >> AND WHAT HAPPENED?
AND IT HASN'T FINISHED YET. >> AND WHAT
HAPPENED? >> I TOOK HIM TO BOOKMAN'S.
AND WHAT HAPPENED? >> I TOOK HIM TO
BOOKMAN'S. HE TOLD ME I COULDN'T GO IN.
I TOOK HIM TO BOOKMAN'S. HE TOLD
ME I COULDN'T GO IN. >> DAD, BOOKMAN'S IS
HE TOLD ME I COULDN'T GO IN. >>
DAD, BOOKMAN'S IS A MENSWEAR STORE.
DAD, BOOKMAN'S IS A MENSWEAR
STORE. >> MENSWEAR STORE.
A MENSWEAR STORE. >> MENSWEAR
STORE. NO MOTHERS ALLOWED.
MENSWEAR STORE. NO MOTHERS
ALLOWED. >> SHE PROBABLY WANTED TO GO
NO MOTHERS ALLOWED. >> SHE PROBABLY
WANTED TO GO IN THE DRESSING ROOM WITH ME.
SHE PROBABLY WANTED TO GO IN
THE DRESSING ROOM WITH ME. >> HEY, MAN,
IN THE DRESSING ROOM WITH ME.
HEY, MAN, SHE GOES IN WITH ME.
HEY, MAN, SHE GOES IN
WITH ME. >> IS THIS THE SHIRT?
SHE GOES IN WITH ME. >> IS THIS
THE SHIRT? >> WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE IT.
IS THIS THE SHIRT? >> WAIT 'TIL
YOU SEE IT. >> HAVE YOU SEEN IT?
WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE IT. >> HAVE YOU
SEEN IT? >> THROUGH THE WINDOW.
HAVE YOU SEEN IT? >>
THROUGH THE WINDOW. >> ALL RIGHT.
THROUGH THE WINDOW. >>
ALL RIGHT. >> AT FIRST I FELT FUNNY
ALL RIGHT. >> AT FIRST I
FELT FUNNY ABOUT CHARGING IT.
AT FIRST I FELT FUNNY ABOUT CHARGING
IT. BUT AFTER I SAID I WAS YOUR SON,
ABOUT CHARGING IT. BUT AFTER I SAID I
WAS YOUR SON, THEY SAID, "NO PROBLEM."
BUT AFTER I SAID I WAS YOUR SON, THEY
SAID, "NO PROBLEM." >> WELL, THEY LOVE ME
THEY SAID, "NO PROBLEM." >>
WELL, THEY LOVE ME AT BOOKMAN'S.
WELL, THEY LOVE ME AT BOOKMAN'S.
I MAKE THEIR CLOTHES LOOK GOOD.
AT BOOKMAN'S. I MAKE THEIR
CLOTHES LOOK GOOD. >> HERE IT IS.
I MAKE THEIR CLOTHES LOOK
GOOD. >> HERE IT IS. >> AH-HA.
HERE IT IS. >> AH-HA. >>
DAD, WHEN I WEAR THIS ON
AH-HA. >> DAD, WHEN I WEAR
THIS ON MY DATE WITH CHRISTINE, OH!
DAD, WHEN I WEAR THIS ON MY DATE
WITH CHRISTINE, OH! SHE IS GONNA DIE.
MY DATE WITH CHRISTINE, OH! SHE IS
GONNA DIE. >> BOOKMAN'S DOES IT AGAIN.
SHE IS GONNA DIE. >> BOOKMAN'S
DOES IT AGAIN. HOW MUCH IS IT?
BOOKMAN'S DOES IT AGAIN.
HOW MUCH IS IT? >> SEE THE LABEL?
HOW MUCH IS IT? >> SEE THE
LABEL? GORDON GARTRELL,
SEE THE LABEL? GORDON
GARTRELL, THIS IS THE SHIRT.
GORDON GARTRELL, THIS IS THE
SHIRT. >> GORDON GARTRELL IS
THIS IS THE SHIRT. >> GORDON
GARTRELL IS A BIG DESIGNER.
GORDON GARTRELL IS A BIG
DESIGNER. >> CHECK OUT THESE
A BIG DESIGNER. >> CHECK OUT
THESE DETAILS: HIDDEN BUTTONS,
CHECK OUT THESE DETAILS:
HIDDEN BUTTONS, FLAP ON THE BACK.
DETAILS: HIDDEN BUTTONS,
FLAP ON THE BACK. >> YEAH.
FLAP ON THE BACK. >> YEAH.
TWO-TONED POCKETS.
YEAH. >> TWO-TONED
POCKETS. >> WORK OF ART.
TWO-TONED POCKETS.
WORK OF ART. HOW MUCH?
WORK OF ART. HOW MUCH?
BUT THE REAL THRILL IS
HOW MUCH? >> BUT THE REAL
THRILL IS THE FABRIC, PURE SILK.
BUT THE REAL THRILL IS THE FABRIC,
PURE SILK. ARE YOUR HANDS CLEAN?
THE FABRIC, PURE SILK. ARE YOUR HANDS
CLEAN? >> DOCTOR'S HANDS ARE ALWAYS
ARE YOUR HANDS CLEAN? >>
DOCTOR'S HANDS ARE ALWAYS CLEAN.
DOCTOR'S HANDS ARE ALWAYS
CLEAN. >> THEN WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS
CLEAN. >> THEN WHY ARE
THEY ALWAYS WASHING THEM?
THEN WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS
WASHING THEM? >> HOW MUCH?
WASHING THEM? >>
HOW MUCH? HOW MUCH?
HOW MUCH? HOW MUCH? HOW MUCH?
HOW MUCH? HOW MUCH?
DAD, IF YOU WANT QUALITY
HOW MUCH? >> DAD, IF YOU WANT
QUALITY YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY
DAD, IF YOU WANT QUALITY
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY FOR IT.
NINETY-FIVE DOLLARS? >> OH, WELL
THERE MUST BE A PAIR OF PANTS IN THERE TOO.
OH, WELL THERE MUST BE A PAIR OF
PANTS IN THERE TOO. >> NINETY-FIVE DOLLARS?
A PAIR OF PANTS IN THERE TOO. >> NINETY-FIVE
DOLLARS? >> DAD, THE SALESMAN SAID
NINETY-FIVE DOLLARS? >> DAD, THE
SALESMAN SAID THIS WOULD LAST A LIFETIME.
DAD, THE SALESMAN SAID THIS WOULD
LAST A LIFETIME. AND JUST THINK, IF I LIVE
THIS WOULD LAST A LIFETIME. AND JUST
THINK, IF I LIVE TO BE 90, THAT'S ABOUT
AND JUST THINK, IF I LIVE TO BE
90, THAT'S ABOUT A DOLLAR A YEAR.
TO BE 90, THAT'S ABOUT A DOLLAR
A YEAR. >> THEO, I DON'T HAVE
A DOLLAR A YEAR. >> THEO, I DON'T
HAVE A $95 SHIRT AND I HAVE A JOB.
THEO, I DON'T HAVE A $95 SHIRT AND I
HAVE A JOB. >> DON'T YOU WANT SOMETHING
A $95 SHIRT AND I HAVE A JOB. >> DON'T
YOU WANT SOMETHING BETTER FOR YOUR SON?
DON'T YOU WANT SOMETHING BETTER
FOR YOUR SON? >> SURE, YOU WANT TO TRADE
BETTER FOR YOUR SON? >> SURE, YOU
WANT TO TRADE YOUR ROOM FOR THAT SHIRT?
SURE, YOU WANT TO TRADE
YOUR ROOM FOR THAT SHIRT? >> NO.
YOUR ROOM FOR THAT SHIRT?
NO. >> ALL RIGHT THEN,
NO. >> ALL RIGHT THEN,
THE SHIRT GOES BACK.
ALL RIGHT THEN, THE SHIRT GOES
BACK. >> BUT DAD, I TOLD CHRISTINE
THE SHIRT GOES BACK. >> BUT DAD, I TOLD
CHRISTINE I WAS GETTING A GORDON GARTRELL.
BUT DAD, I TOLD CHRISTINE I WAS GETTING A
GORDON GARTRELL. >> TELL CHRISTINE YOU LIED.
I WAS GETTING A GORDON GARTRELL.
TELL CHRISTINE YOU LIED. >> DAD!
TELL CHRISTINE YOU LIED. >>
DAD! >> NO 14-YEAR-OLD BOY SHOULD
DAD! >> NO 14-YEAR-OLD BOY
SHOULD HAVE A $95 SHIRT UNLESS HE IS
NO 14-YEAR-OLD BOY SHOULD HAVE A $95 SHIRT
UNLESS HE IS ONSTAGE WITH HIS FOUR BROTHERS.
I'LL GIVE YOU $30. >> THIRTY?
ALL RIGHT THEN, FIVE!
THIRTY? >> ALL RIGHT THEN,
FIVE! >> DAD, FOR $30 I CAN'T EVEN
ALL RIGHT THEN, FIVE! >> DAD, FOR $30 I
CAN'T EVEN GET A GORDON GARTRELL TIE.
DAD, FOR $30 I CAN'T EVEN GET A GORDON
GARTRELL TIE. >> WELL, WHAT ARE YOU,
GET A GORDON GARTRELL TIE. >> WELL, WHAT
ARE YOU, A PERSONAL FRIEND OF THIS MAN?
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU, A PERSONAL FRIEND
OF THIS MAN? NOW, YOU TAKE $30 AND GET
A PERSONAL FRIEND OF THIS MAN? NOW, YOU
TAKE $30 AND GET YOURSELF A NICE $30 SHIRT.
NOW, YOU TAKE $30 AND GET YOURSELF A
NICE $30 SHIRT. >> COULD YOU MAKE IT 35?
YOURSELF A NICE $30 SHIRT. >> COULD
YOU MAKE IT 35? >> I COULD MAKE IT NOTHING.
COULD YOU MAKE IT 35? >> I
COULD MAKE IT NOTHING. >> MOM.
I COULD MAKE IT NOTHING.
MOM. >> I'D GRAB IT.
MOM. >> I'D GRAB IT. >>
YOU GUYS ARE RUINING MY LIFE.
I'D GRAB IT. >> YOU GUYS ARE
RUINING MY LIFE. BUT I DON'T MIND.
YOU GUYS ARE RUINING MY LIFE.
BUT I DON'T MIND. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT.
BUT I DON'T MIND. >> I CAN'T
BELIEVE THAT. A 14-YEAR-OLD BOY
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT. A
14-YEAR-OLD BOY WITH A $95 SHIRT.
A 14-YEAR-OLD BOY WITH
A $95 SHIRT. >> BUT CLIFF,
WITH A $95 SHIRT. >> BUT
CLIFF, IT'S NOT THE SHIRT,
BUT CLIFF, IT'S NOT
THE SHIRT, IT'S THE SYMBOL.
IT'S NOT THE SHIRT, IT'S THE SYMBOL.
I MEAN, YOU MEN ARE ALL ALIKE,
IT'S THE SYMBOL. I MEAN, YOU MEN
ARE ALL ALIKE, IN EVERY GENERATION YOU
I MEAN, YOU MEN ARE ALL ALIKE, IN EVERY
GENERATION YOU GO THROUGH THE SAME THING.
IN EVERY GENERATION YOU GO THROUGH
THE SAME THING. YOU THINK YOU NEED THAT
GO THROUGH THE SAME THING. YOU
THINK YOU NEED THAT TO BE SOMEBODY.
YOU THINK YOU NEED THAT TO BE
SOMEBODY. >> I NEVER NEEDED A $95 SHIRT.
TO BE SOMEBODY. >> I NEVER NEEDED A
$95 SHIRT. I PUT ON A FOOTBALL UNIFORM
I NEVER NEEDED A $95 SHIRT. I PUT ON A
FOOTBALL UNIFORM TO IMPRESS THE YOUNG WOMAN
I PUT ON A FOOTBALL UNIFORM TO IMPRESS
THE YOUNG WOMAN I WAS IN LOVE WITH.
TO IMPRESS THE YOUNG WOMAN I WAS
IN LOVE WITH. >> WELL, THAT'S A SYMBOL
I WAS IN LOVE WITH. >> WELL, THAT'S
A SYMBOL AND YOU DIDN'T NEED THAT,
WELL, THAT'S A SYMBOL AND YOU DIDN'T
NEED THAT, BECAUSE I ALREADY LIKED YOU.
AND YOU DIDN'T NEED THAT, BECAUSE I
ALREADY LIKED YOU. I LIKED YOUR LITTLE
BECAUSE I ALREADY LIKED YOU. I
LIKED YOUR LITTLE POINTY HEAD.
I LIKED YOUR LITTLE POINTY
HEAD. >> WELL, I JUST NOTICED THAT
POINTY HEAD. >> WELL, I JUST NOTICED
THAT WHEN I GOT THE JACKET, WHICH
WELL, I JUST NOTICED THAT WHEN I GOT THE
JACKET, WHICH THEY ONLY GAVE OUT TO PEOPLE
WHEN I GOT THE JACKET, WHICH THEY ONLY
GAVE OUT TO PEOPLE ON THE FIRST TEAM,
THEY ONLY GAVE OUT TO PEOPLE ON THE
FIRST TEAM, THAT A CERTAIN PERSON SAID,
ON THE FIRST TEAM, THAT A CERTAIN
PERSON SAID, "CAN I BORROW THAT JACKET?"
THAT A CERTAIN PERSON SAID, "CAN I BORROW
THAT JACKET?" AND THEN PROCEEDED TO WEAR IT
"CAN I BORROW THAT JACKET?" AND
THEN PROCEEDED TO WEAR IT EVERY DAY.
AND THEN PROCEEDED TO WEAR IT
EVERY DAY. >> CLIFF, THERE IS A BIG
EVERY DAY. >> CLIFF, THERE IS A
BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WEARING
CLIFF, THERE IS A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
WEARING A GARMENT TO TRY TO IMPRESS
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WEARING A GARMENT TO TRY
TO IMPRESS SOMEBODY, AND WEARING A GARMENT
A GARMENT TO TRY TO IMPRESS SOMEBODY, AND
WEARING A GARMENT TO SAY, "HEY, GIRLS, YOU BEST
SOMEBODY, AND WEARING A GARMENT TO SAY, "HEY,
GIRLS, YOU BEST KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAN."
SO, WHERE'S THE GORDON
GARTRELL? >> DAD'S TAKING IT BACK,
THE GORDON GARTRELL? >> DAD'S
TAKING IT BACK, JUST 'CAUSE IT COST $95.
DAD'S TAKING IT BACK, JUST
'CAUSE IT COST $95. >> OOH, DAD'S RIGHT,
JUST 'CAUSE IT COST $95. >> OOH, DAD'S
RIGHT, THOSE SHIRTS ARE WAY OVERPRICED.
OOH, DAD'S RIGHT, THOSE SHIRTS
ARE WAY OVERPRICED. >> YEAH, BUT I LOOK
THOSE SHIRTS ARE WAY OVERPRICED.
YEAH, BUT I LOOK SO GOOD IN IT.
YEAH, BUT I LOOK SO GOOD IN IT.
DENISE, WHEN I CAME OUT OF THAT
SO GOOD IN IT. DENISE, WHEN I CAME OUT
OF THAT DRESSING ROOM, THE WHOLE STORE
DENISE, WHEN I CAME OUT OF THAT DRESSING
ROOM, THE WHOLE STORE WAS LOOKING AT ME.
DRESSING ROOM, THE WHOLE STORE WAS
LOOKING AT ME. YOU SHOULD SEE THE WAY
WAS LOOKING AT ME. YOU SHOULD SEE
THE WAY IT SHOWS OFF MY UPPER BODY?
YOU SHOULD SEE THE WAY IT SHOWS
OFF MY UPPER BODY? >> YEAH, BUT $95?
IT SHOWS OFF MY UPPER BODY?
YEAH, BUT $95? >> I DON'T CARE.
YEAH, BUT $95? >> I DON'T CARE.
A GIRL LIKE CHRISTINE DESERVES
I DON'T CARE. A GIRL LIKE CHRISTINE
DESERVES A MAN LIKE ME IN A SHIRT
A GIRL LIKE CHRISTINE DESERVES
A MAN LIKE ME IN A SHIRT LIKE THAT.
A MAN LIKE ME IN A SHIRT LIKE
THAT. >> I CAN MAKE YOU ONE JUST
LIKE THAT. >> I CAN MAKE
YOU ONE JUST LIKE IT.
I CAN MAKE YOU ONE
JUST LIKE IT. >> YOU?
LIKE IT. >> YOU?
I TOOK SEWING.
YOU? >> I TOOK SEWING.
HEY, I TOOK ENGLISH,
I TOOK SEWING. >> HEY, I
TOOK ENGLISH, BUT I GOT A "D" IN IT.
HEY, I TOOK ENGLISH, BUT I
GOT A "D" IN IT. >> I'M TELLING YOU,
BUT I GOT A "D" IN IT. >> I'M
TELLING YOU, IT'S NOT THAT HARD.
I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S NOT
THAT HARD. YOU BUY THE MATERIAL,
IT'S NOT THAT HARD. YOU BUY THE
MATERIAL, YOU FOLLOW THE PATTERN,
YOU BUY THE MATERIAL, YOU FOLLOW THE
PATTERN, YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A SHIRT.
YOU FOLLOW THE PATTERN, YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF
A SHIRT. >> WELL, WE'RE NOT JUST TALKING
YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A SHIRT. >> WELL,
WE'RE NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT ANY SHIRT.
WELL, WE'RE NOT JUST TALKING
ABOUT ANY SHIRT. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
ABOUT ANY SHIRT. WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT A GORDON GARTRELL,
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A GORDON
GARTRELL, THE GREATEST SHIRT IN THE WORLD.
A GORDON GARTRELL, THE GREATEST SHIRT IN
THE WORLD. >> OH, WHAT MAKES IT SO GREAT?
THE GREATEST SHIRT IN THE WORLD. >> OH, WHAT
MAKES IT SO GREAT? >> NINETY-FIVE DOLLARS.
OH, WHAT MAKES IT SO GREAT? >> NINETY-FIVE
DOLLARS. >> THAT MAKES IT EXPENSIVE.
NINETY-FIVE DOLLARS. >> THAT MAKES
IT EXPENSIVE. THEO, WHEN YOU PAY $95,
THAT MAKES IT EXPENSIVE. THEO, WHEN
YOU PAY $95, YOU'RE NOT JUST PAYING FOR
THEO, WHEN YOU PAY $95, YOU'RE NOT
JUST PAYING FOR THE SHIRT, YOU'RE PAYING
YOU'RE NOT JUST PAYING FOR THE SHIRT,
YOU'RE PAYING FOR GORDON GARTRELL'S
THE SHIRT, YOU'RE PAYING FOR GORDON
GARTRELL'S SUMMER HOUSE ON THE RIVIERA,
FOR GORDON GARTRELL'S SUMMER HOUSE
ON THE RIVIERA, YOU'RE PAYING TO FEED HIS
SUMMER HOUSE ON THE RIVIERA, YOU'RE
PAYING TO FEED HIS ARABIAN HORSES,
YOU'RE PAYING TO FEED HIS ARABIAN
HORSES, YOU'RE PAYING FOR HIS
ARABIAN HORSES, YOU'RE
PAYING FOR HIS ROLLS ROYCE.
YOU'RE PAYING FOR HIS ROLLS
ROYCE. THEO, WHEN YOU BUY
ROLLS ROYCE. THEO, WHEN
YOU BUY A GORDON GARTRELL,
THEO, WHEN YOU BUY A GORDON
GARTRELL, YOU'RE SUPPORTING AN EMPIRE.
A GORDON GARTRELL, YOU'RE SUPPORTING
AN EMPIRE. >> GEE, I'M SURPRISED
YOU'RE SUPPORTING AN EMPIRE.
GEE, I'M SURPRISED IT'S SO CHEAP.
GEE, I'M SURPRISED IT'S SO
CHEAP. >> SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY,
IT'S SO CHEAP. >> SO, WHAT DO YOU
SAY, YOU GONNA GAMBLE ON YOUR SISTER?
SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY, YOU GONNA GAMBLE
ON YOUR SISTER? >> DENISE, ARE YOU SURE
YOU GONNA GAMBLE ON YOUR SISTER? >>
DENISE, ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN DO THIS?
DENISE, ARE YOU SURE
YOU CAN DO THIS? >> YES.
YOU CAN DO THIS? >>
YES. >> BY SATURDAY?
YES. >> BY SATURDAY? >> YES.
BY SATURDAY? >> YES. >>
AND IT'LL LOOK EXACTLY LIKE
YES. >> AND IT'LL LOOK
EXACTLY LIKE A GORDON GARTRELL?
AND IT'LL LOOK EXACTLY LIKE A GORDON
GARTRELL? >> THE GORDON GARTRELL'S
A GORDON GARTRELL? >> THE
GORDON GARTRELL'S ARE $95.
THE GORDON GARTRELL'S
ARE $95. I CAN MAKE IT FOR 25.
ARE $95. I CAN MAKE IT
FOR 25. >> WELL, HERE'S 30.
I CAN MAKE IT FOR 25. >> WELL,
HERE'S 30. CAN YOU MAKE IT $5 BETTER?
WELL, HERE'S 30. CAN YOU
MAKE IT $5 BETTER? >> HEY.
CAN YOU MAKE IT $5 BETTER?
HEY. >> THANKS, DENISE.
HEY. >> THANKS,
DENISE. >> YOU'RE WELCOME.
THANKS, DENISE. >> YOU'RE
WELCOME. >> CHRISTINE IS GONNA DIE.
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RUDY, CLEAN UP THAT ROOM! CLIFF,
WHY ARE YOU LYING DOWN? >> TIRED.
CLIFF, WHY ARE YOU LYING DOWN? >>
TIRED. >> WHAT'S THE MATTER, YOU SICK?
TIRED. >> WHAT'S THE
MATTER, YOU SICK? >> NO.
WHAT'S THE MATTER, YOU SICK?
NO. >> OH, HERE WE GO AGAIN.
NO. >> OH, HERE
WE GO AGAIN. >> WHAT?
OH, HERE WE GO AGAIN. >>
WHAT? >> WHY IS IT YOU CAN NEVER
WHAT? >> WHY IS IT YOU CAN
NEVER ADMIT WHEN YOU'RE SICK?
WHY IS IT YOU CAN NEVER ADMIT WHEN
YOU'RE SICK? LET ME FEEL YOUR FOREHEAD.
ADMIT WHEN YOU'RE SICK? LET ME FEEL
YOUR FOREHEAD. >> I'M NOT SICK, DEAR.
LET ME FEEL YOUR FOREHEAD.
I'M NOT SICK, DEAR. I'M NOT SICK.
I'M NOT SICK, DEAR. I'M
NOT SICK. I'M JUST LYING DOWN.
I'M NOT SICK. I'M JUST LYING
DOWN. >> YOU ARE GRUMPY.
I'M JUST LYING DOWN. >> YOU
ARE GRUMPY. >> I'M NOT GRUMPY!
YOU ARE GRUMPY. >> I'M NOT
GRUMPY! >> YOU'RE ALWAYS GRUMPY
I'M NOT GRUMPY! >> YOU'RE
ALWAYS GRUMPY WHEN YOU'RE SICK.
YOU'RE ALWAYS GRUMPY
WHEN YOU'RE SICK. >> I'M NOT SICK!
WHEN YOU'RE SICK. >> I'M NOT
SICK! >> THEN WHAT ARE YOU?
I'M NOT SICK! >> THEN WHAT
ARE YOU? >> I'M LYING DOWN!
THEN WHAT ARE YOU? >> I'M
LYING DOWN! >> HEY DAD, ABOUT THAT...
I'M LYING DOWN! >> HEY DAD,
ABOUT THAT... HEY, YOU'RE LYING DOWN.
HEY DAD, ABOUT THAT... HEY,
YOU'RE LYING DOWN. >> RIGHT.
HEY, YOU'RE LYING DOWN.
RIGHT. >> ARE YOU SICK?
RIGHT. >> ARE YOU
SICK? >> WHAT DO YOU WANT?
ARE YOU SICK? >> WHAT
DO YOU WANT? >> GRUMPY.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
GRUMPY. >> SICK.
GRUMPY. >>
SICK. >> LYING DOWN.
SICK. >> LYING DOWN.
WELL, ABOUT THE SHIRT?
LYING DOWN. >> WELL,
ABOUT THE SHIRT? >> YEAH.
WELL, ABOUT THE SHIRT?
YEAH. >> IT'S OKAY IF YOU
YEAH. >> IT'S OKAY
IF YOU TAKE IT BACK.
IT'S OKAY IF YOU TAKE
IT BACK. >> THANK YOU.
TAKE IT BACK. >> THANK YOU.
DENISE IS MAKING ME ONE
THANK YOU. >> DENISE IS
MAKING ME ONE JUST LIKE IT.
DENISE IS MAKING ME ONE JUST
LIKE IT. >> DENISE IS GONNA MAKE YOU
JUST LIKE IT. >> DENISE IS
GONNA MAKE YOU A SHIRT?
DENISE IS GONNA MAKE YOU
A SHIRT? >> THE ONE WHO LIVES
A SHIRT? >> THE ONE
WHO LIVES IN THIS HOUSE?
THE ONE WHO LIVES IN THIS
HOUSE? >> NOT JUST ANY SHIRT.
IN THIS HOUSE? >> NOT JUST
ANY SHIRT. AN EXACT REPLICA
NOT JUST ANY SHIRT. AN EXACT
REPLICA OF THE GORDON GARTRELL.
AN EXACT REPLICA OF THE GORDON
GARTRELL. AND FOR JUST $30.
OF THE GORDON GARTRELL.
AND FOR JUST $30. IT'S A MIRACLE.
AND FOR JUST $30. IT'S
A MIRACLE. [LAUGHING]
IT'S A MIRACLE.
[LAUGHING] >> DENISE?
[LAUGHING] >> DENISE? DENISE!
DENISE? DENISE! DENISE,
WOULD YOU COME IN HERE,
DENISE! DENISE, WOULD
YOU COME IN HERE, PLEASE?
DENISE, WOULD YOU COME IN HERE,
PLEASE? >> HEY DADDY, ARE YOU...
PLEASE? >> HEY DADDY,
ARE YOU... >> LYING DOWN.
HEY DADDY, ARE YOU... >> LYING
DOWN. >> DENISE, ARE YOU MAKING THEO
LYING DOWN. >> DENISE,
ARE YOU MAKING THEO A SHIRT?
DENISE, ARE YOU MAKING THEO A
SHIRT? >> LOOK OUT, GORDON GARTRELL.
A SHIRT? >> LOOK OUT, GORDON
GARTRELL. >> OH, DENISE, HONEY, SHIRTS ARE
LOOK OUT, GORDON GARTRELL. >> OH, DENISE,
HONEY, SHIRTS ARE NOT THAT EASY TO MAKE.
OH, DENISE, HONEY, SHIRTS ARE NOT THAT EASY
TO MAKE. >> I HAVE A FLAIR FOR DESIGNING.
NOT THAT EASY TO MAKE. >> I HAVE A FLAIR
FOR DESIGNING. REMEMBER THAT PARTY DRESS
I HAVE A FLAIR FOR DESIGNING.
REMEMBER THAT PARTY DRESS I MADE?
REMEMBER THAT PARTY
DRESS I MADE? >> WHO MADE?
I MADE? >> WHO MADE? >> I MADE.
WHO MADE? >> I MADE.
WHO PUT THE ZIPPER IN IT?
I MADE. >> WHO PUT THE ZIPPER
IN IT? >> WELL, THERE ARE NO ZIPPERS
WHO PUT THE ZIPPER IN IT? >>
WELL, THERE ARE NO ZIPPERS IN SHIRTS.
WELL, THERE ARE NO ZIPPERS
IN SHIRTS. >> THERE'S NO SLEEVES
IN SHIRTS. >> THERE'S NO
SLEEVES ON A PARTY DRESS EITHER.
THERE'S NO SLEEVES ON A PARTY
DRESS EITHER. >> WHY DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS
ON A PARTY DRESS EITHER. >> WHY DO
YOU GUYS ALWAYS BRING UP THAT OLD STUFF?
WHY DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS BRING UP
THAT OLD STUFF? I'D THINK YOU'D SHOW
BRING UP THAT OLD STUFF? I'D THINK
YOU'D SHOW A LITTLE FAITH IN ME.
I'D THINK YOU'D SHOW A LITTLE
FAITH IN ME. >> WELL, I DIDN'T SAY YOU
A LITTLE FAITH IN ME. >> WELL, I DIDN'T
SAY YOU COULDN'T MAKE THE SHIRT.
WELL, I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULDN'T
MAKE THE SHIRT. IT'S JUST THAT YOU HAVE
COULDN'T MAKE THE SHIRT. IT'S JUST THAT
YOU HAVE THIS HABIT OF STARTING THINGS
IT'S JUST THAT YOU HAVE THIS HABIT OF
STARTING THINGS WITH ALL THIS EXCITEMENT,
THIS HABIT OF STARTING THINGS WITH ALL THIS
EXCITEMENT, AND WHEN THE GOING GETS ROUGH,
WITH ALL THIS EXCITEMENT, AND
WHEN THE GOING GETS ROUGH, YOU QUIT.
AND WHEN THE GOING GETS
ROUGH, YOU QUIT. >> LIKE WHAT?
YOU QUIT. >> LIKE
WHAT? >> ICE-SKATING.
LIKE WHAT? >>
ICE-SKATING. >> GUITAR.
ICE-SKATING. >>
GUITAR. >> SKIING.
GUITAR. >> SKIING. >> TENNIS.
SKIING. >> TENNIS. >> BALLET.
TENNIS. >> BALLET. >> YOGA.
BALLET. >> YOGA. >> POTTERY.
YOGA. >> POTTERY. >>
WELL, THAT'S JUST SEVEN,
POTTERY. >> WELL, THAT'S
JUST SEVEN, CAN'T YOU GUYS THINK
WELL, THAT'S JUST SEVEN,
CAN'T YOU GUYS THINK OF ANY MORE?
CAN'T YOU GUYS THINK OF ANY
MORE? >> WE'RE JUST TALKING ABOUT
OF ANY MORE? >> WE'RE JUST
TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH IT COSTS.
WE'RE JUST TALKING ABOUT HOW
MUCH IT COSTS. >> LOOK, I PROMISED THEO
HOW MUCH IT COSTS. >> LOOK, I PROMISED
THEO A SHIRT AND I'M GONNA FINISH IT
LOOK, I PROMISED THEO A SHIRT AND
I'M GONNA FINISH IT WITHOUT YOUR HELP.
A SHIRT AND I'M GONNA FINISH IT
WITHOUT YOUR HELP. [DOOR SLAMS]
WITHOUT YOUR HELP.
[DOOR SLAMS] [SNEEZES]
[DOOR SLAMS] [SNEEZES] >> OH!
DUST.
[MUSIC]
[KNOCKING] >> YEAH? >>
GOT TIME FOR A BREAK?
YEAH? >> GOT TIME
FOR A BREAK? >> SURE.
GOT TIME FOR A BREAK? >>
SURE. >> I BROUGHT YOU A SNACK.
SURE. >> I BROUGHT YOU
A SNACK. >> HEY, THANKS.
I BROUGHT YOU A SNACK. >> HEY,
THANKS. WHERE ARE THE REST OF THEM?
HEY, THANKS. WHERE ARE THE REST
OF THEM? >> SMALL BREAK, SMALL SNACK.
WHERE ARE THE REST OF THEM? >> SMALL BREAK,
SMALL SNACK. >> IS THAT PART OF MY SHIRT?
SMALL BREAK, SMALL SNACK. >> IS
THAT PART OF MY SHIRT? >> THAT'S RIGHT.
IS THAT PART OF MY SHIRT?
THAT'S RIGHT. >> WHICH PART?
THAT'S RIGHT. >> WHICH
PART? >> THE SLEEVE!
WHICH PART? >> THE
SLEEVE! >> OH YEAH, OF COURSE.
THE SLEEVE! >> OH YEAH,
OF COURSE. WHICH SLEEVE?
OH YEAH, OF COURSE. WHICH
SLEEVE? >> THEO, I CAN'T WORK
WHICH SLEEVE? >> THEO,
I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS!
THEO, I CAN'T WORK LIKE
THIS! >> OKAY, BUT BEFORE I GO,
LIKE THIS! >> OKAY, BUT BEFORE I
GO, I'VE GOT TO SHOW YOU A PICTURE.
OKAY, BUT BEFORE I GO, I'VE GOT TO
SHOW YOU A PICTURE. >> NOT ANOTHER SHIRT.
I'VE GOT TO SHOW YOU A PICTURE. >>
NOT ANOTHER SHIRT. >> NO, CHRISTINE.
NOT ANOTHER SHIRT. >> NO,
CHRISTINE. >> HEY, SHE GAVE YOU A PICTURE.
NO, CHRISTINE. >> HEY, SHE GAVE
YOU A PICTURE. >> SHE LET ME TAKE IT.
HEY, SHE GAVE YOU A PICTURE. >>
SHE LET ME TAKE IT. >> IT'S ALL BLURRED.
SHE LET ME TAKE IT. >> IT'S ALL
BLURRED. >> I WAS IN A MOVING CAR.
IT'S ALL BLURRED. >> I WAS IN A MOVING
CAR. BUT LOOK, DON'T WE LOOK GREAT
I WAS IN A MOVING CAR. BUT LOOK,
DON'T WE LOOK GREAT TOGETHER?
BUT LOOK, DON'T WE LOOK GREAT
TOGETHER? >> THEO, WOULD YOU RELAX?
TOGETHER? >> THEO, WOULD
YOU RELAX? >> I'M RELAXED.
THEO, WOULD YOU RELAX? >> I'M
RELAXED. >> THEO, I CAN TELL YOU'RE
I'M RELAXED. >> THEO, I
CAN TELL YOU'RE WORRIED.
THEO, I CAN TELL YOU'RE
WORRIED. >> ME, WORRY, ABOUT WHAT?
WORRIED. >> ME, WORRY, ABOUT
WHAT? >> THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M
ME, WORRY, ABOUT WHAT? >> THAT I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M DOING, THAT THIS WON'T LOOK LIKE
THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, THAT THIS
WON'T LOOK LIKE A GORDON GARTRELL, AND IT
DOING, THAT THIS WON'T LOOK LIKE A GORDON
GARTRELL, AND IT WON'T BE DONE BY SATURDAY.
A GORDON GARTRELL, AND IT WON'T BE
DONE BY SATURDAY. >> YEAH, BUT WHAT ELSE?
WON'T BE DONE BY SATURDAY. >> YEAH,
BUT WHAT ELSE? >> THEO, JUST RELAX, OKAY?
YEAH, BUT WHAT ELSE? >> THEO,
JUST RELAX, OKAY? I'VE GOT THE MATERIAL,
THEO, JUST RELAX, OKAY? I'VE GOT
THE MATERIAL, I'M FOLLOWING THE PATTERN.
I'VE GOT THE MATERIAL, I'M FOLLOWING THE
PATTERN. EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
I'M FOLLOWING THE PATTERN.
EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL. BELIEVE ME?
EVERYTHING IS UNDER
CONTROL. BELIEVE ME? >> YEAH.
BELIEVE ME? >> YEAH.
YOU FEEL BETTER?
YEAH. >> YOU
FEEL BETTER? >> I DO.
YOU FEEL BETTER?
I DO. >> GET OUT.
I DO. >> GET OUT. >>
DID I MENTION I NEED IT
GET OUT. >> DID I MENTION
I NEED IT BY SATURDAY?
DID I MENTION I NEED IT BY
SATURDAY? >> THEO, BELIEVE ME,
BY SATURDAY? >> THEO, BELIEVE
ME, YOU COULDN'T BE IN BETTER HANDS.
THEO, BELIEVE ME, YOU COULDN'T
BE IN BETTER HANDS. >> OKAY.
[MUSIC]
[MUSIC] >> HEY, MOM. >>
HI HONEY, TAKING A BREAK?
HEY, MOM. >> HI HONEY,
TAKING A BREAK? >> YEAH.
HI HONEY, TAKING A BREAK?
YEAH. >> HOW'S IT GOING?
YEAH. >> HOW'S IT
GOING? >> HOW'S IT GOING?
HOW'S IT GOING? >> HOW'S IT
GOING? MOM, I'M TRYING TO GET THIS
HOW'S IT GOING? MOM, I'M TRYING TO
GET THIS SHIRT DONE BY TONIGHT AND WHEN
MOM, I'M TRYING TO GET THIS SHIRT DONE BY
TONIGHT AND WHEN YOU ASK ME HOW IT'S GOING,
SHIRT DONE BY TONIGHT AND WHEN YOU ASK ME HOW
IT'S GOING, IT JUST MAKES ME MORE NERVOUS,
YOU ASK ME HOW IT'S GOING, IT JUST
MAKES ME MORE NERVOUS, YOU KNOW?
IT JUST MAKES ME MORE
NERVOUS, YOU KNOW? >> SORRY.
YOU KNOW? >>
SORRY. >> HI, DENISE.
SORRY. >> HI,
DENISE. HOW'S IT GOING?
HI, DENISE. HOW'S IT
GOING? >> HOW'S IT GOING?
HOW'S IT GOING? >> HOW'S
IT GOING? HOW'S IT GOING?
HOW'S IT GOING? HOW'S IT
GOING? IS THAT ALL PARENTS KNOW IS,
HOW'S IT GOING? IS THAT ALL
PARENTS KNOW IS, "HOW'S IT GOING?"
IS THAT ALL PARENTS KNOW IS, "HOW'S
IT GOING?" DADDY, I JUST DON'T THINK
"HOW'S IT GOING?" DADDY, I JUST
DON'T THINK I COULD FINISH THE SHIRT
DADDY, I JUST DON'T THINK I
COULD FINISH THE SHIRT BY TONIGHT.
I COULD FINISH THE SHIRT BY
TONIGHT. >> MAKING A SHIRT IS NOT EASY,
BY TONIGHT. >> MAKING A SHIRT IS NOT
EASY, AND YOU'RE PROBABLY DOING A LOT
MAKING A SHIRT IS NOT EASY, AND YOU'RE PROBABLY
DOING A LOT BETTER THAN YOU THINK YOU ARE.
AND YOU'RE PROBABLY DOING A LOT BETTER
THAN YOU THINK YOU ARE. >> I DON'T KNOW.
BETTER THAN YOU THINK YOU ARE. >> I
DON'T KNOW. >> WELL, HONEY, NOBODY SAID
I DON'T KNOW. >> WELL, HONEY,
NOBODY SAID IT HAS TO BE PERFECT.
WELL, HONEY, NOBODY SAID IT HAS TO BE
PERFECT. JUST DO THE BEST YOU CAN, OKAY?
IT HAS TO BE PERFECT. JUST DO
THE BEST YOU CAN, OKAY? >> OKAY.
JUST DO THE BEST YOU
CAN, OKAY? >> OKAY. >> OKAY.
OKAY. >> OKAY. >>
DADDY, I MADE A COUPLE
OKAY. >> DADDY, I MADE A
COUPLE OF WRONG TURNS UP THERE,
DADDY, I MADE A COUPLE OF WRONG TURNS
UP THERE, I'M GONNA NEED SOME MORE MONEY
OF WRONG TURNS UP THERE, I'M GONNA
NEED SOME MORE MONEY FOR MATERIAL.
I'M GONNA NEED SOME MORE
MONEY FOR MATERIAL. >> HOW MUCH?
FOR MATERIAL. >>
HOW MUCH? >> JUST $10.
HOW MUCH? >> JUST
$10. >> TEN DOLLARS?
JUST $10. >> TEN
DOLLARS? TEN DOLLARS?
TEN DOLLARS? TEN
DOLLARS? OH, MY GOODNESS, $10!
TEN DOLLARS? OH, MY GOODNESS,
$10! WE ALWAYS NEED $10!
OH, MY GOODNESS, $10! WE
ALWAYS NEED $10! >> YOU FEEL WARM.
WE ALWAYS NEED $10! >> YOU
FEEL WARM. >> I'M NOT SICK!
YOU FEEL WARM. >> I'M
NOT SICK! UH-HUH, I'M NOT SICK
I'M NOT SICK! UH-HUH, I'M
NOT SICK AND I'M NOT GRUMPY.
UH-HUH, I'M NOT SICK AND I'M NOT
GRUMPY. >> WELL, HOW'S IT GOING?
AND I'M NOT GRUMPY. >> WELL,
HOW'S IT GOING? >> HOW'S IT GOING?
WELL, HOW'S IT GOING?
HOW'S IT GOING? [MUSIC]
HOW'S IT GOING? [MUSIC]
HURRY UP, DENISE, I'M READY!
[MUSIC] >> HURRY UP,
DENISE, I'M READY! >> THEO!
HURRY UP, DENISE, I'M
READY! >> THEO! >> WHAT?
THEO! >> WHAT? >>
YOU'RE WEARING COLOGNE?
WHAT? >> YOU'RE
WEARING COLOGNE? >> YEAH.
YOU'RE WEARING COLOGNE?
YEAH. >> NEXT TIME PUT IT ON
YEAH. >> NEXT TIME PUT
IT ON BEFORE YOU SHOWER.
NEXT TIME PUT IT ON BEFORE YOU
SHOWER. >> LOOK, THEY'LL BE HERE
BEFORE YOU SHOWER. >> LOOK,
THEY'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
LOOK, THEY'LL BE HERE
ANY MINUTE. IS THIS MY SHIRT?
ANY MINUTE. IS THIS MY
SHIRT? >> THAT'S RIGHT.
IS THIS MY SHIRT? >>
THAT'S RIGHT. >> THANKS!
THAT'S RIGHT.
THANKS! >> HEY.
THANKS! >> HEY.
DID HE OVERDO IT
HEY. >> DID HE OVERDO IT
ON THE COLOGNE OR DID I SMELL
DID HE OVERDO IT ON THE
COLOGNE OR DID I SMELL TOO HARD?
ON THE COLOGNE OR DID I SMELL
TOO HARD? >> COME TALK TO ME.
TOO HARD? >> COME
TALK TO ME. >> ME?
COME TALK TO ME. >>
ME? >> I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS
ME? >> I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS
ABOUT THE SHIRT, I NEED COMPANY.
I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT
THE SHIRT, I NEED COMPANY. >> OKAY.
SO, WHAT DO WE TALK ABOUT? >>
ANYTHING. >> JANET MEISER GOT A NEW BIKE
ANYTHING. >> JANET MEISER GOT
A NEW BIKE TODAY, IT'S REALLY GREAT.
JANET MEISER GOT A NEW BIKE
TODAY, IT'S REALLY GREAT. >> THAT'S NICE.
TODAY, IT'S REALLY GREAT.
THAT'S NICE. >> DENISE!
THAT'S NICE. >> DENISE!
IT'S OVER, ISN'T IT?
WHAT IS THIS?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
IS THIS MY SHIRT? IS THIS
THE SHIRT I PAID $30 FOR?
IS THIS THE SHIRT I PAID $30
FOR? IS THIS THE SHIRT THEY'RE
$30 FOR? IS THIS THE SHIRT
THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO THINK IS
IS THIS THE SHIRT THEY'RE SUPPOSED
TO THINK IS A GORDON GARTRELL?
SUPPOSED TO THINK IS A GORDON
GARTRELL? >> YOU DON'T LIKE IT?
A GORDON GARTRELL? >> YOU DON'T
LIKE IT? >> ASK ME THE QUESTION AGAIN.
YOU DON'T LIKE IT? >> ASK ME THE
QUESTION AGAIN. >> YOU DON'T LIKE IT?
ASK ME THE QUESTION AGAIN.
YOU DON'T LIKE IT? >> I HATE IT!
YOU DON'T LIKE IT?
I HATE IT! LOOK AT IT!
I HATE IT! LOOK AT IT! OH!
LOOK AT IT! OH! IT'S
THE UGLIEST SHIRT
OH! IT'S THE UGLIEST
SHIRT I'VE EVER SEEN!
IT'S THE UGLIEST SHIRT I'VE EVER
SEEN! >> IT'S NOT THAT BAD, IS IT?
I'VE EVER SEEN! >> IT'S NOT THAT BAD,
IS IT? >> IT'S BETTER THAN I COULD DO.
IT'S NOT THAT BAD, IS IT? >> IT'S BETTER
THAN I COULD DO. >> LOOK AT THESE SLEEVES!
IT'S BETTER THAN I COULD DO. >> LOOK AT
THESE SLEEVES! MY ARMS ARE THE SAME LENGTH.
LOOK AT THESE SLEEVES! MY ARMS ARE
THE SAME LENGTH. WHY AREN'T MY SLEEVES?
MY ARMS ARE THE SAME LENGTH. WHY AREN'T
MY SLEEVES? >> THIS COLLAR'S ALL CRAZY,
WHY AREN'T MY SLEEVES? >> THIS COLLAR'S
ALL CRAZY, AND IT'S TEN SIZES TOO BIG!
THIS COLLAR'S ALL CRAZY, AND IT'S TEN
SIZES TOO BIG! >> WELL, MAYBE IF YOU TUCKED
AND IT'S TEN SIZES TOO BIG! >> WELL,
MAYBE IF YOU TUCKED IT IN A LITTLE MORE.
WELL, MAYBE IF YOU TUCKED IT IN A
LITTLE MORE. >> IT'S TUCKED INTO MY SOCKS!
IT IN A LITTLE MORE. >> IT'S TUCKED INTO
MY SOCKS! YOU ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS!
IT'S TUCKED INTO MY SOCKS! YOU ARE GONNA
PAY FOR THIS! >> FINE, THAT'S THE LAST TIME
YOU ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS! >> FINE, THAT'S
THE LAST TIME I'M EVER MAKING ANYTHING
FINE, THAT'S THE LAST TIME I'M
EVER MAKING ANYTHING FOR YOU AGAIN!
I'M EVER MAKING ANYTHING
FOR YOU AGAIN! >> GOOD!
[DOORBELL RINGS] >>
I'LL GET IT. >> CHECK FIRST!
I'LL GET IT. >> CHECK
FIRST! IT COULD BE ROBBERS!
CHECK FIRST! IT COULD
BE ROBBERS! >> RIGHT.
IT COULD BE
ROBBERS! >> RIGHT. HI!
RIGHT. HI! >> HI.
HI! >> HI. >> I'M THEO'S MOM.
HI. >> I'M THEO'S MOM. >>
HI, I'M PHILLIP WASHINGTON.
I'M THEO'S MOM. >> HI, I'M PHILLIP
WASHINGTON. THIS IS MY DATE, MELINDA JAMES.
HI, I'M PHILLIP WASHINGTON. THIS IS MY DATE,
MELINDA JAMES. >> HI, YOU MUST BE CHRISTINE.
THIS IS MY DATE, MELINDA JAMES. >> HI, YOU MUST
BE CHRISTINE. I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.
HI, YOU MUST BE CHRISTINE. I'VE
HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU. >> THANK YOU.
I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU. >>
THANK YOU. >> LISTEN, TAKE YOUR COATS OFF,
THANK YOU. >> LISTEN, TAKE YOUR
COATS OFF, HAVE A SEAT AND I'LL GET THEO
LISTEN, TAKE YOUR COATS OFF,
HAVE A SEAT AND I'LL GET THEO FOR YOU.
HAVE A SEAT AND I'LL
GET THEO FOR YOU. >> HI.
FOR YOU. >> HI. >> HI.
HI. >> HI. >> HI-YA.
HI. >> HI-YA. >> HEY!
HI-YA. >> HEY! NICE SHIRT!
HEY! NICE SHIRT!
THANK YOU.
NICE SHIRT! >> THANK YOU.
IT'S A GORDON GARTRELL.
THANK YOU. IT'S A GORDON
GARTRELL. >> YOUR SHIRT HAS A NAME?
IT'S A GORDON GARTRELL. >> YOUR
SHIRT HAS A NAME? >> WELL, YEAH, SORT OF.
YOUR SHIRT HAS A NAME? >> WELL,
YEAH, SORT OF. >> MY BEAR HAS A NAME TOO.
WELL, YEAH, SORT OF. >> MY
BEAR HAS A NAME TOO. "BO-BO."
DAD? >> HEY. >> DAD, LOOK.
WELL? IT COULD BE BETTER.
BUT THEN AGAIN, IT'S NOT AS BAD
IT COULD BE BETTER. BUT THEN AGAIN,
IT'S NOT AS BAD AS YOU THINK, SON.
BUT THEN AGAIN, IT'S NOT AS BAD AS
YOU THINK, SON. >> DAD, IT'S TERRIBLE.
AS YOU THINK, SON. >> DAD, IT'S
TERRIBLE. >> JUST THINK OF IT AS...
DAD, IT'S TERRIBLE. >> JUST THINK
OF IT AS... IT'S JUST IT'S DIFFERENT,
JUST THINK OF IT AS... IT'S
JUST IT'S DIFFERENT, THAT'S ALL.
IT'S JUST IT'S DIFFERENT, THAT'S
ALL. >> NO WAY I'M WEARING THIS.
THAT'S ALL. >> NO WAY I'M WEARING
THIS. CHRISTINE'S GONNA LAUGH
NO WAY I'M WEARING THIS.
CHRISTINE'S GONNA LAUGH AT IT.
CHRISTINE'S GONNA LAUGH
AT IT. >> NO, SHE WON'T.
AT IT. >> NO, SHE WON'T.
I PROMISED HER
NO, SHE WON'T. >> I PROMISED
HER A GORDON GARTRELL,
I PROMISED HER A GORDON
GARTRELL, NOT A CLOWN SHIRT.
A GORDON GARTRELL, NOT A CLOWN
SHIRT. I'LL NEVER TRUST DENISE AGAIN.
NOT A CLOWN SHIRT. I'LL NEVER
TRUST DENISE AGAIN. >> [LAUGHING]
I'LL NEVER TRUST DENISE
AGAIN. >> [LAUGHING] I'M SORRY!
[LAUGHING] I'M
SORRY! I'M SORRY!
I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!
I DON'T MEAN TO...
I'M SORRY! I DON'T MEAN TO...
IT'S A GOOD LOOKING SHIRT.
I DON'T MEAN TO... IT'S A GOOD LOOKING
SHIRT. BUT NOW, THEO, I REMEMBER
IT'S A GOOD LOOKING SHIRT. BUT NOW, THEO,
I REMEMBER ONE FATHER'S DAY YOU GAVE ME
BUT NOW, THEO, I REMEMBER ONE
FATHER'S DAY YOU GAVE ME A PRESENT.
ONE FATHER'S DAY YOU
GAVE ME A PRESENT. >> A TIE.
A PRESENT. >> A
TIE. >> A TIE, YEAH.
A TIE. >> A TIE, YEAH. YOU
WERE ONLY SIX YEARS OLD
A TIE, YEAH. YOU WERE ONLY SIX
YEARS OLD AND YOU STILL REMEMBER THAT,
YOU WERE ONLY SIX YEARS OLD
AND YOU STILL REMEMBER THAT, HUH?
AND YOU STILL REMEMBER THAT,
HUH? >> I ALWAYS GET YOU A TIE.
HUH? >> I ALWAYS GET YOU A
TIE. >> YEAH, WELL, THIS WAS
I ALWAYS GET YOU A TIE. >>
YEAH, WELL, THIS WAS A DIFFERENT TIE.
YEAH, WELL, THIS WAS A DIFFERENT
TIE. THIS WAS A DIFFERENT TIE.
A DIFFERENT TIE. THIS WAS A
DIFFERENT TIE. THIS WAS ABOUT THIS WIDE
THIS WAS A DIFFERENT TIE. THIS WAS
ABOUT THIS WIDE AND IT WAS YELLOW.
THIS WAS ABOUT THIS WIDE AND IT
WAS YELLOW. AND IT HAD A PALM TREE
AND IT WAS YELLOW. AND IT HAD A PALM
TREE HAND-PAINTED AND A HULA DANCER.
AND IT HAD A PALM TREE HAND-PAINTED AND A
HULA DANCER. AND RIGHT ACROSS THE MIDDLE
HAND-PAINTED AND A HULA DANCER. AND RIGHT
ACROSS THE MIDDLE OF IT WAS THE WORD, "MIAMI,"
AND RIGHT ACROSS THE MIDDLE OF IT
WAS THE WORD, "MIAMI," AND IT LIT UP.
OF IT WAS THE WORD, "MIAMI," AND IT
LIT UP. AND SHORTLY AFTER FATHER'S DAY
AND IT LIT UP. AND SHORTLY AFTER
FATHER'S DAY I WAS INVITED TO SPEAK AT
AND SHORTLY AFTER FATHER'S DAY I WAS
INVITED TO SPEAK AT A MEDICAL CONVENTION.
I WAS INVITED TO SPEAK AT A MEDICAL
CONVENTION. SO I PUT ON A GREY HERRINGBONE
A MEDICAL CONVENTION. SO I PUT ON A GREY
HERRINGBONE SUIT, BLACK WINGTIP SHOES,
SO I PUT ON A GREY HERRINGBONE SUIT, BLACK
WINGTIP SHOES, A LOVELY SHIRT AND WENT TO
SUIT, BLACK WINGTIP SHOES, A LOVELY SHIRT
AND WENT TO THE CLOSET TO PICK OUT A TIE.
A LOVELY SHIRT AND WENT TO THE CLOSET TO
PICK OUT A TIE. YOU CAME IN, AGE SIX, LITTLE
THE CLOSET TO PICK OUT A TIE. YOU CAME IN,
AGE SIX, LITTLE NOSE RUNNING, YOU REACHED
YOU CAME IN, AGE SIX, LITTLE NOSE RUNNING,
YOU REACHED OVER AND YOU GRABBED THAT TIE.
NOSE RUNNING, YOU REACHED OVER AND YOU
GRABBED THAT TIE. AND YOU HELD IT UP TO ME
OVER AND YOU GRABBED THAT TIE. AND
YOU HELD IT UP TO ME AND YOU SAID, "DAD,
AND YOU HELD IT UP TO ME AND YOU SAID,
"DAD, WOULD YOU WEAR MY TIE, PLEASE?"
AND YOU SAID, "DAD, WOULD YOU WEAR MY
TIE, PLEASE?" RIGHT THEN AND THERE I HAD
WOULD YOU WEAR MY TIE, PLEASE?"
RIGHT THEN AND THERE I HAD A CHOICE.
RIGHT THEN AND THERE I HAD A CHOICE.
WEAR THE TIE, MAKE MY SON HAPPY,
A CHOICE. WEAR THE TIE, MAKE MY
SON HAPPY, OR LOOK LIKE A HUMAN BEING.
WEAR THE TIE, MAKE MY SON HAPPY, OR
LOOK LIKE A HUMAN BEING. I WORE THAT TIE.
OR LOOK LIKE A HUMAN BEING. I
WORE THAT TIE. AND I GOT UP TO SPEAK
I WORE THAT TIE. AND I GOT UP
TO SPEAK AND PEOPLE SAW THE TIE,
AND I GOT UP TO SPEAK AND PEOPLE
SAW THE TIE, AND THE MIAMI WAS LIGHTING
AND PEOPLE SAW THE TIE, AND THE MIAMI
WAS LIGHTING AND THEY STARTED TO LAUGH.
AND THE MIAMI WAS LIGHTING AND THEY STARTED
TO LAUGH. BUT THE MORE THEY HEARD ME
AND THEY STARTED TO LAUGH. BUT THE MORE THEY
HEARD ME AND THEY UNDERSTOOD THAT I KNEW
BUT THE MORE THEY HEARD ME AND THEY UNDERSTOOD
THAT I KNEW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT,
AND THEY UNDERSTOOD THAT I KNEW WHAT I WAS
TALKING ABOUT, THE MORE THEY FORGOT ABOUT
WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT, THE
MORE THEY FORGOT ABOUT THAT TIE.
THE MORE THEY FORGOT ABOUT
THAT TIE. AND PRETTY SOON THEY ONLY
THAT TIE. AND PRETTY
SOON THEY ONLY SAW ME.
AND PRETTY SOON THEY ONLY
SAW ME. DO YOU UNDERSTAND
SAW ME. DO YOU
UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING?
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT
I'M SAYING? >> YEAH, DAD, I DO.
WHAT I'M SAYING? >>
YEAH, DAD, I DO. >> GOOD!
YEAH, DAD, I DO. >> GOOD!
IF I EVER HAVE TO SPEAK AT
GOOD! >> IF I EVER HAVE TO
SPEAK AT A MEDICAL CONVENTION,
IF I EVER HAVE TO SPEAK AT A
MEDICAL CONVENTION, I'LL WEAR THIS SHIRT.
A MEDICAL CONVENTION, I'LL WEAR THIS
SHIRT. DAD, TONIGHT I HAVE CHRISTINE,
I'LL WEAR THIS SHIRT. DAD, TONIGHT
I HAVE CHRISTINE, DAD, CHRISTINE.
DAD, TONIGHT I HAVE CHRISTINE,
DAD, CHRISTINE. IF I WEAR THIS SHIRT,
DAD, CHRISTINE. IF I WEAR THIS
SHIRT, SHE'LL NEVER WANT TO BE SEEN
IF I WEAR THIS SHIRT, SHE'LL NEVER
WANT TO BE SEEN WITH ME AGAIN.
SHE'LL NEVER WANT TO BE
SEEN WITH ME AGAIN. DAD, PLEASE.
WITH ME AGAIN. DAD, PLEASE. IF
I GO TO BOOKMAN'S RIGHT NOW,
DAD, PLEASE. IF I GO TO BOOKMAN'S
RIGHT NOW, I COULD STILL GET ANOTHER ONE.
IF I GO TO BOOKMAN'S RIGHT NOW, I
COULD STILL GET ANOTHER ONE. >> NO.
I COULD STILL GET ANOTHER
ONE. >> NO. >> DAD, PLEASE DAD,
NO. >> DAD, PLEASE
DAD, LISTEN, DAD, LOOK,
DAD, PLEASE DAD, LISTEN,
DAD, LOOK, I'LL WASH DISHES, DAD.
LISTEN, DAD, LOOK, I'LL WASH DISHES,
DAD. I'LL CLEAN UP THE BASEMENT.
I'LL WASH DISHES, DAD. I'LL CLEAN UP THE
BASEMENT. LOOK, LOOK, I'LL SIGN PAPERS,
I'LL CLEAN UP THE BASEMENT. LOOK, LOOK, I'LL
SIGN PAPERS, BLANK ONES, YOU CAN FILL IN
LOOK, LOOK, I'LL SIGN PAPERS, BLANK
ONES, YOU CAN FILL IN WHATEVER YOU LIKE.
BLANK ONES, YOU CAN FILL IN WHATEVER
YOU LIKE. >> OKAY, WELL, I THINK YOU'VE
WHATEVER YOU LIKE. >> OKAY, WELL, I
THINK YOU'VE LEARNED YOUR LESSON.
OKAY, WELL, I THINK YOU'VE LEARNED
YOUR LESSON. >> OH, DAD, I'VE LEARNED IT.
LEARNED YOUR LESSON. >> OH,
DAD, I'VE LEARNED IT. I'VE LEARNED IT,
OH, DAD, I'VE LEARNED IT.
I'VE LEARNED IT, WHATEVER IT IS.
I'VE LEARNED IT, WHATEVER IT
IS. >> WELL, WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT
WHATEVER IT IS. >> WELL,
WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT LATER.
WELL, WE CAN TALK
ABOUT IT LATER. >> LATER?
LATER. >> LATER? LATER?
LATER? LATER?
DAD, DON'T YOU SEE
LATER? DAD, DON'T YOU
SEE I CAN'T WAIT 'TIL LATER,
DAD, DON'T YOU SEE I CAN'T WAIT 'TIL
LATER, BECAUSE IF I WAIT 'TIL LATER,
I CAN'T WAIT 'TIL LATER, BECAUSE IF I
WAIT 'TIL LATER, CHRISTINE IS GONNA COME
BECAUSE IF I WAIT 'TIL LATER, CHRISTINE IS
GONNA COME AND THEN IT'S GONNA BE TOO LATE.
CHRISTINE IS GONNA COME AND THEN
IT'S GONNA BE TOO LATE. >> SON, SON?
AND THEN IT'S GONNA BE TOO LATE. >>
SON, SON? >> 'CAUSE THEN CHRISTINE...
SON, SON? >> 'CAUSE THEN
CHRISTINE... >> SON, SON, SON!
'CAUSE THEN CHRISTINE... >>
SON, SON, SON! NOW, LISTEN TO ME.
SON, SON, SON! NOW, LISTEN
TO ME. UP ON MY DRESSER IS A BOX.
NOW, LISTEN TO ME. UP ON MY
DRESSER IS A BOX. IN THAT BOX IS A SHIRT.
UP ON MY DRESSER IS A BOX. IN THAT
BOX IS A SHIRT. >> A GORDON GARTRELL?
IN THAT BOX IS A SHIRT. >> A GORDON
GARTRELL? YOU BOUGHT ANOTHER ONE?
A GORDON GARTRELL? YOU BOUGHT
ANOTHER ONE? >> I NEVER TOOK THE ONE BACK
YOU BOUGHT ANOTHER ONE? >> I
NEVER TOOK THE ONE BACK THAT I HAD.
I NEVER TOOK THE ONE BACK
THAT I HAD. >> HOW DID YOU KNOW
THAT I HAD. >> HOW DID YOU
KNOW THIS WOULDN'T WORK OUT?
HOW DID YOU KNOW THIS WOULDN'T
WORK OUT? >> I'VE BEEN LIVING
THIS WOULDN'T WORK OUT? >> I'VE BEEN
LIVING IN THIS HOUSE FOR A LONG TIME.
I'VE BEEN LIVING IN THIS HOUSE
FOR A LONG TIME. >> DAD, YOU'RE GREAT.
IN THIS HOUSE FOR A LONG TIME. >> DAD,
YOU'RE GREAT. BUT JUST THINK, DAD, I WAS
DAD, YOU'RE GREAT. BUT JUST THINK,
DAD, I WAS THAT CLOSE TO ONE OF THE MOST
BUT JUST THINK, DAD, I WAS THAT CLOSE TO ONE
OF THE MOST EMBARRASSING DAYS OF MY LIFE.
THAT CLOSE TO ONE OF THE MOST
EMBARRASSING DAYS OF MY LIFE. [GASPS]
CLIFF? ABOUT THE
SHIRT. WHERE'S THEO?
ABOUT THE SHIRT. WHERE'S
THEO? >> I'LL GET HIM FOR YOU.
WHERE'S THEO? >> I'LL GET HIM
FOR YOU. >> YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL GET HIM FOR YOU. >> YOU KNOW
WHAT? I MUST REALLY BE SICK, BECAUSE
YOU KNOW WHAT? I MUST REALLY BE
SICK, BECAUSE I CAN'T EVEN OPEN THIS DOOR.
I MUST REALLY BE SICK, BECAUSE I CAN'T
EVEN OPEN THIS DOOR. HI, I'M DR. HUXTABLE,
I CAN'T EVEN OPEN THIS DOOR.
HI, I'M DR. HUXTABLE, HIS FATHER.
HI, I'M DR. HUXTABLE, HIS FATHER.
LISTEN, TAKE MY SHIRT OFF.
HIS FATHER. LISTEN, TAKE MY SHIRT
OFF. I TOLD YOU A HUNDRED TIMES
LISTEN, TAKE MY SHIRT OFF. I TOLD YOU A
HUNDRED TIMES NOT TO WEAR MY BEST SHIRT.
I TOLD YOU A HUNDRED TIMES NOT TO
WEAR MY BEST SHIRT. >> DAD, IT'S OKAY.
NOT TO WEAR MY BEST SHIRT.
DAD, IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY, DAD.
DAD, IT'S OKAY. IT'S
OKAY, DAD. IT'S OKAY.
IT'S OKAY, DAD. IT'S OKAY.
CHRISTINE, THIS IS MY SHIRT.
IT'S OKAY. CHRISTINE, THIS IS
MY SHIRT. >> THEO, I THINK MAYBE
CHRISTINE, THIS IS MY SHIRT. >> THEO, I
THINK MAYBE YOU'VE GOT IT ON INSIDE-OUT.
THEO, I THINK MAYBE YOU'VE GOT IT
ON INSIDE-OUT. >> NO, CHRISTINE, IT'S NOT
YOU'VE GOT IT ON INSIDE-OUT. >> NO,
CHRISTINE, IT'S NOT A GORDON GARTRELL, IS IT?
NO, CHRISTINE, IT'S NOT A GORDON
GARTRELL, IS IT? >> IT'S BETTER.
A GORDON GARTRELL, IS IT? >>
IT'S BETTER. IT'S THE NEW LOOK,
IT'S BETTER. IT'S THE NEW
LOOK, JUST LIKE ITCHY AMARADA.
IT'S THE NEW LOOK, JUST LIKE
ITCHY AMARADA. >> IT'S IN ALL
JUST LIKE ITCHY AMARADA.
IT'S IN ALL THE MAGAZINES.
IT'S IN ALL THE MAGAZINES.
THEO, THIS SHIRT IS HOT.
THE MAGAZINES. >> THEO, THIS
SHIRT IS HOT. >> HEY, WHY YOU THINK
THEO, THIS SHIRT IS HOT. >>
HEY, WHY YOU THINK I'M WEARING IT.
HEY, WHY YOU THINK I'M WEARING
IT. HEY, WE BETTER GET GOING,
I'M WEARING IT. HEY, WE
BETTER GET GOING, COME ON.
HEY, WE BETTER GET GOING,
COME ON. BYE MOM, BYE DAD.
COME ON. BYE MOM, BYE
DAD. >> THEO, WEAR A JACKET.
BYE MOM, BYE DAD. >> THEO, WEAR A
JACKET. >> AND COVER MY ITCHY AMARADA?
THEO, WEAR A JACKET. >> AND COVER MY ITCHY
AMARADA? WAIT A MINUTE, ONE LAST THING.
AND COVER MY ITCHY AMARADA? WAIT A MINUTE,
ONE LAST THING. >> HE'S NOT GOING UP TO PUT ON
WAIT A MINUTE, ONE LAST THING. >> HE'S
NOT GOING UP TO PUT ON COLOGNE, IS HE?
HEY, GUESS WHAT? >>
WHAT? >> THEY LOVED THE SHIRT.
WHAT? >> THEY LOVED
THE SHIRT. >> THEY DID?
THEY LOVED THE SHIRT. >> THEY
DID? >> CHRISTINE SAYS IT'S HOT.
THEY DID? >> CHRISTINE
SAYS IT'S HOT. >> HEY, CHRISTINE'S
CHRISTINE SAYS IT'S HOT. >>
HEY, CHRISTINE'S GOT GREAT TASTE.
HEY, CHRISTINE'S GOT
GREAT TASTE. >> DENISE, THANKS.
GOT GREAT TASTE. >> DENISE,
THANKS. >> HEY, LESS COLOGNE.
DENISE, THANKS. >> HEY,
LESS COLOGNE. >> COME ON.
HEY, LESS COLOGNE.
COME ON. >> NO.
COME ON. >> NO. >> COME ON!
NO. >> COME
ON! HEY, YOU GUYS.
COME ON! HEY, YOU GUYS.
THIS IS MY SISTER DENISE.
HEY, YOU GUYS. THIS IS MY
SISTER DENISE. SHE MADE THIS.
THIS IS MY SISTER DENISE.
SHE MADE THIS. >> HI.
SHE MADE THIS. >> HI. >>
HEY, THAT'S A GREAT SHIRT.
HI. >> HEY, THAT'S A GREAT
SHIRT. YOU THINK YOU COULD MAKE
HEY, THAT'S A GREAT SHIRT. YOU
THINK YOU COULD MAKE ONE FOR ME?
YOU THINK YOU COULD
MAKE ONE FOR ME? >> NO!
ONE FOR ME? >> NO!
IT'S A DESIGNER ORIGINAL.
NO! IT'S A DESIGNER ORIGINAL.
YOU MAKE ONE, THEN YOU BURN
IT'S A DESIGNER ORIGINAL. YOU MAKE
ONE, THEN YOU BURN THE PATTERN.
YOU MAKE ONE, THEN YOU BURN
THE PATTERN. >> DAD, THANKS.
THE PATTERN. >> DAD,
THANKS. >> BYE, MOM.
DAD, THANKS. >> BYE,
MOM. >> GOODNIGHT, SON.
BYE, MOM. >> GOODNIGHT,
SON. >> HEY, LET'S GET THIS DATE
GOODNIGHT, SON. >> HEY,
LET'S GET THIS DATE STARTED WITH.
HEY, LET'S GET THIS
DATE STARTED WITH. >> RIGHT.
STARTED WITH. >> RIGHT.
HEY PHIL, YOU SEE
RIGHT. >> HEY PHIL, YOU
SEE THE JETS GAME LAST WEEK?
HEY PHIL, YOU SEE THE JETS GAME
LAST WEEK? >> YEAH, MAN, THE MOVES
THE JETS GAME LAST WEEK? >> YEAH, MAN,
THE MOVES THAT MCNEIL MADE, UNBELIEVABLE.
> SO. >> HEY. >>
CONGRATULATIONS.
HEY. >> CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU KNOW YOU COULD GO ON
CONGRATULATIONS. YOU KNOW YOU
COULD GO ON TO BECOME VERY, VERY FAMOUS.
YOU KNOW YOU COULD GO ON TO BECOME VERY,
VERY FAMOUS. DENISE HUXTABLE, DESIGNER,
TO BECOME VERY, VERY FAMOUS. DENISE
HUXTABLE, DESIGNER, STARTED AT AGE 16,
DENISE HUXTABLE, DESIGNER, STARTED
AT AGE 16, DID A SHIRT FOR HER BROTHER,
STARTED AT AGE 16, DID A SHIRT FOR HER
BROTHER, WENT ON TO FAME AND FORTUNE.
DID A SHIRT FOR HER BROTHER, WENT ON TO FAME
AND FORTUNE. ONE DAY WHILE SHE WAS DOING
WENT ON TO FAME AND FORTUNE. ONE DAY WHILE
SHE WAS DOING A SHIRT IN HER HOME, A LIMOUSINE
ONE DAY WHILE SHE WAS DOING A SHIRT IN HER
HOME, A LIMOUSINE PULLED UP AND A MAN CAME UP
A SHIRT IN HER HOME, A LIMOUSINE PULLED UP AND
A MAN CAME UP TO HER AND SAID, "WILL YOU MAKE
PULLED UP AND A MAN CAME UP TO HER AND
SAID, "WILL YOU MAKE A FLAG FOR MY COUNTRY?"
TO HER AND SAID, "WILL YOU MAKE A
FLAG FOR MY COUNTRY?" >> SURE, DADDY.
A FLAG FOR MY COUNTRY?"
SURE, DADDY. >> YEAH.
SURE, DADDY. >> YEAH.
WELL, WAIT A MINUTE NOW.
YEAH. WELL, WAIT A
MINUTE NOW. A FLAG'S EASY.
WELL, WAIT A MINUTE NOW.
A FLAG'S EASY. NO ZIPPERS.
A FLAG'S EASY. NO
ZIPPERS. >> THANKS, MOM.
WELL, THAT'S ANOTHER FAMILY CRISIS
WE'VE SURVIVED. WHY DON'T YOU RELAX, CLIFF?
FAMILY CRISIS WE'VE SURVIVED. WHY DON'T YOU
RELAX, CLIFF? THERE WON'T BE ANOTHER ONE
WHY DON'T YOU RELAX, CLIFF? THERE WON'T
BE ANOTHER ONE FOR AT LEAST FIVE SECONDS.
THERE WON'T BE ANOTHER ONE FOR
AT LEAST FIVE SECONDS. >> CLAIRE?
FOR AT LEAST FIVE
SECONDS. >> CLAIRE? >> YES?
CLAIRE? >> YES? >> I'M SICK.
YES? >> I'M SICK.
HERE WE GO.
I'M SICK. >> HERE WE GO.
WILL YOU TAKE CARE OF ME?
HERE WE GO. >> WILL
YOU TAKE CARE OF ME? >> YES.
WILL YOU TAKE CARE OF ME? >>
YES. >> WILL YOU PUT ME IN THE BED?
YES. >> WILL YOU PUT
ME IN THE BED? >> YES.
WILL YOU PUT ME IN THE
BED? >> YES. >> AND WILL YOU
YES. >> AND WILL YOU
TAKE MY TEMPERATURE?
AND WILL YOU TAKE
MY TEMPERATURE? >> YES.
TAKE MY TEMPERATURE?
YES. >> AND WILL YOU
YES. >> AND WILL
YOU MAKE SOUP FOR ME?
AND WILL YOU MAKE
SOUP FOR ME? >> YES.
MAKE SOUP FOR ME?
YES. >> AND WILL YOU
YES. >> AND WILL
YOU BUY ME A PONY?
[MUSIC]
[MUSIC]
[SNEEZING]
[SNEEZES]
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY. I
STILL SAY I SHOULD HAVE GONE IN.
I STILL SAY I SHOULD HAVE GONE
IN. >> HEY, BACK FROM SHOPPING.
I SHOULD HAVE GONE IN. >> HEY,
BACK FROM SHOPPING. HOW WAS IT?
HEY, BACK FROM SHOPPING.
HOW WAS IT? >> GREAT, WE ONLY GOT
HOW WAS IT? >> GREAT,
WE ONLY GOT IN ONE FIGHT.
GREAT, WE ONLY GOT
IN ONE FIGHT. >> IT STARTED
IN ONE FIGHT. >> IT STARTED
THE MOMENT WE LEFT
IT STARTED THE MOMENT WE
LEFT AND IT HASN'T FINISHED YET.
THE MOMENT WE LEFT AND IT HASN'T
FINISHED YET. >> AND WHAT HAPPENED?
AND IT HASN'T FINISHED YET. >> AND WHAT
HAPPENED? >> I TOOK HIM TO BOOKMAN'S.
AND WHAT HAPPENED? >> I TOOK HIM TO
BOOKMAN'S. HE TOLD ME I COULDN'T GO IN.
I TOOK HIM TO BOOKMAN'S. HE TOLD
ME I COULDN'T GO IN. >> DAD, BOOKMAN'S IS
HE TOLD ME I COULDN'T GO IN. >>
DAD, BOOKMAN'S IS A MENSWEAR STORE.
DAD, BOOKMAN'S IS A MENSWEAR
STORE. >> MENSWEAR STORE.
A MENSWEAR STORE. >> MENSWEAR
STORE. NO MOTHERS ALLOWED.
MENSWEAR STORE. NO MOTHERS
ALLOWED. >> SHE PROBABLY WANTED TO GO
NO MOTHERS ALLOWED. >> SHE PROBABLY
WANTED TO GO IN THE DRESSING ROOM WITH ME.
SHE PROBABLY WANTED TO GO IN
THE DRESSING ROOM WITH ME. >> HEY, MAN,
IN THE DRESSING ROOM WITH ME.
HEY, MAN, SHE GOES IN WITH ME.
HEY, MAN, SHE GOES IN
WITH ME. >> IS THIS THE SHIRT?
SHE GOES IN WITH ME. >> IS THIS
THE SHIRT? >> WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE IT.
IS THIS THE SHIRT? >> WAIT 'TIL
YOU SEE IT. >> HAVE YOU SEEN IT?
WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE IT. >> HAVE YOU
SEEN IT? >> THROUGH THE WINDOW.
HAVE YOU SEEN IT? >>
THROUGH THE WINDOW. >> ALL RIGHT.
THROUGH THE WINDOW. >>
ALL RIGHT. >> AT FIRST I FELT FUNNY
ALL RIGHT. >> AT FIRST I
FELT FUNNY ABOUT CHARGING IT.
AT FIRST I FELT FUNNY ABOUT CHARGING
IT. BUT AFTER I SAID I WAS YOUR SON,
ABOUT CHARGING IT. BUT AFTER I SAID I
WAS YOUR SON, THEY SAID, "NO PROBLEM."
BUT AFTER I SAID I WAS YOUR SON, THEY
SAID, "NO PROBLEM." >> WELL, THEY LOVE ME
THEY SAID, "NO PROBLEM." >>
WELL, THEY LOVE ME AT BOOKMAN'S.
WELL, THEY LOVE ME AT BOOKMAN'S.
I MAKE THEIR CLOTHES LOOK GOOD.
AT BOOKMAN'S. I MAKE THEIR
CLOTHES LOOK GOOD. >> HERE IT IS.
I MAKE THEIR CLOTHES LOOK
GOOD. >> HERE IT IS. >> AH-HA.
HERE IT IS. >> AH-HA. >>
DAD, WHEN I WEAR THIS ON
AH-HA. >> DAD, WHEN I WEAR
THIS ON MY DATE WITH CHRISTINE, OH!
DAD, WHEN I WEAR THIS ON MY DATE
WITH CHRISTINE, OH! SHE IS GONNA DIE.
MY DATE WITH CHRISTINE, OH! SHE IS
GONNA DIE. >> BOOKMAN'S DOES IT AGAIN.
SHE IS GONNA DIE. >> BOOKMAN'S
DOES IT AGAIN. HOW MUCH IS IT?
BOOKMAN'S DOES IT AGAIN.
HOW MUCH IS IT? >> SEE THE LABEL?
HOW MUCH IS IT? >> SEE THE
LABEL? GORDON GARTRELL,
SEE THE LABEL? GORDON
GARTRELL, THIS IS THE SHIRT.
GORDON GARTRELL, THIS IS THE
SHIRT. >> GORDON GARTRELL IS
THIS IS THE SHIRT. >> GORDON
GARTRELL IS A BIG DESIGNER.
GORDON GARTRELL IS A BIG
DESIGNER. >> CHECK OUT THESE
A BIG DESIGNER. >> CHECK OUT
THESE DETAILS: HIDDEN BUTTONS,
CHECK OUT THESE DETAILS:
HIDDEN BUTTONS, FLAP ON THE BACK.
DETAILS: HIDDEN BUTTONS,
FLAP ON THE BACK. >> YEAH.
FLAP ON THE BACK. >> YEAH.
TWO-TONED POCKETS.
YEAH. >> TWO-TONED
POCKETS. >> WORK OF ART.
TWO-TONED POCKETS.
WORK OF ART. HOW MUCH?
WORK OF ART. HOW MUCH?
BUT THE REAL THRILL IS
HOW MUCH? >> BUT THE REAL
THRILL IS THE FABRIC, PURE SILK.
BUT THE REAL THRILL IS THE FABRIC,
PURE SILK. ARE YOUR HANDS CLEAN?
THE FABRIC, PURE SILK. ARE YOUR HANDS
CLEAN? >> DOCTOR'S HANDS ARE ALWAYS
ARE YOUR HANDS CLEAN? >>
DOCTOR'S HANDS ARE ALWAYS CLEAN.
DOCTOR'S HANDS ARE ALWAYS
CLEAN. >> THEN WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS
CLEAN. >> THEN WHY ARE
THEY ALWAYS WASHING THEM?
THEN WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS
WASHING THEM? >> HOW MUCH?
WASHING THEM? >>
HOW MUCH? HOW MUCH?
HOW MUCH? HOW MUCH? HOW MUCH?
HOW MUCH? HOW MUCH?
DAD, IF YOU WANT QUALITY
HOW MUCH? >> DAD, IF YOU WANT
QUALITY YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY
DAD, IF YOU WANT QUALITY
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY FOR IT.
NINETY-FIVE DOLLARS? >> OH, WELL
THERE MUST BE A PAIR OF PANTS IN THERE TOO.
OH, WELL THERE MUST BE A PAIR OF
PANTS IN THERE TOO. >> NINETY-FIVE DOLLARS?
A PAIR OF PANTS IN THERE TOO. >> NINETY-FIVE
DOLLARS? >> DAD, THE SALESMAN SAID
NINETY-FIVE DOLLARS? >> DAD, THE
SALESMAN SAID THIS WOULD LAST A LIFETIME.
DAD, THE SALESMAN SAID THIS WOULD
LAST A LIFETIME. AND JUST THINK, IF I LIVE
THIS WOULD LAST A LIFETIME. AND JUST
THINK, IF I LIVE TO BE 90, THAT'S ABOUT
AND JUST THINK, IF I LIVE TO BE
90, THAT'S ABOUT A DOLLAR A YEAR.
TO BE 90, THAT'S ABOUT A DOLLAR
A YEAR. >> THEO, I DON'T HAVE
A DOLLAR A YEAR. >> THEO, I DON'T
HAVE A $95 SHIRT AND I HAVE A JOB.
THEO, I DON'T HAVE A $95 SHIRT AND I
HAVE A JOB. >> DON'T YOU WANT SOMETHING
A $95 SHIRT AND I HAVE A JOB. >> DON'T
YOU WANT SOMETHING BETTER FOR YOUR SON?
DON'T YOU WANT SOMETHING BETTER
FOR YOUR SON? >> SURE, YOU WANT TO TRADE
BETTER FOR YOUR SON? >> SURE, YOU
WANT TO TRADE YOUR ROOM FOR THAT SHIRT?
SURE, YOU WANT TO TRADE
YOUR ROOM FOR THAT SHIRT? >> NO.
YOUR ROOM FOR THAT SHIRT?
NO. >> ALL RIGHT THEN,
NO. >> ALL RIGHT THEN,
THE SHIRT GOES BACK.
ALL RIGHT THEN, THE SHIRT GOES
BACK. >> BUT DAD, I TOLD CHRISTINE
THE SHIRT GOES BACK. >> BUT DAD, I TOLD
CHRISTINE I WAS GETTING A GORDON GARTRELL.
BUT DAD, I TOLD CHRISTINE I WAS GETTING A
GORDON GARTRELL. >> TELL CHRISTINE YOU LIED.
I WAS GETTING A GORDON GARTRELL.
TELL CHRISTINE YOU LIED. >> DAD!
TELL CHRISTINE YOU LIED. >>
DAD! >> NO 14-YEAR-OLD BOY SHOULD
DAD! >> NO 14-YEAR-OLD BOY
SHOULD HAVE A $95 SHIRT UNLESS HE IS
NO 14-YEAR-OLD BOY SHOULD HAVE A $95 SHIRT
UNLESS HE IS ONSTAGE WITH HIS FOUR BROTHERS.
I'LL GIVE YOU $30. >> THIRTY?
ALL RIGHT THEN, FIVE!
THIRTY? >> ALL RIGHT THEN,
FIVE! >> DAD, FOR $30 I CAN'T EVEN
ALL RIGHT THEN, FIVE! >> DAD, FOR $30 I
CAN'T EVEN GET A GORDON GARTRELL TIE.
DAD, FOR $30 I CAN'T EVEN GET A GORDON
GARTRELL TIE. >> WELL, WHAT ARE YOU,
GET A GORDON GARTRELL TIE. >> WELL, WHAT
ARE YOU, A PERSONAL FRIEND OF THIS MAN?
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU, A PERSONAL FRIEND
OF THIS MAN? NOW, YOU TAKE $30 AND GET
A PERSONAL FRIEND OF THIS MAN? NOW, YOU
TAKE $30 AND GET YOURSELF A NICE $30 SHIRT.
NOW, YOU TAKE $30 AND GET YOURSELF A
NICE $30 SHIRT. >> COULD YOU MAKE IT 35?
YOURSELF A NICE $30 SHIRT. >> COULD
YOU MAKE IT 35? >> I COULD MAKE IT NOTHING.
COULD YOU MAKE IT 35? >> I
COULD MAKE IT NOTHING. >> MOM.
I COULD MAKE IT NOTHING.
MOM. >> I'D GRAB IT.
MOM. >> I'D GRAB IT. >>
YOU GUYS ARE RUINING MY LIFE.
I'D GRAB IT. >> YOU GUYS ARE
RUINING MY LIFE. BUT I DON'T MIND.
YOU GUYS ARE RUINING MY LIFE.
BUT I DON'T MIND. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT.
BUT I DON'T MIND. >> I CAN'T
BELIEVE THAT. A 14-YEAR-OLD BOY
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT. A
14-YEAR-OLD BOY WITH A $95 SHIRT.
A 14-YEAR-OLD BOY WITH
A $95 SHIRT. >> BUT CLIFF,
WITH A $95 SHIRT. >> BUT
CLIFF, IT'S NOT THE SHIRT,
BUT CLIFF, IT'S NOT
THE SHIRT, IT'S THE SYMBOL.
IT'S NOT THE SHIRT, IT'S THE SYMBOL.
I MEAN, YOU MEN ARE ALL ALIKE,
IT'S THE SYMBOL. I MEAN, YOU MEN
ARE ALL ALIKE, IN EVERY GENERATION YOU
I MEAN, YOU MEN ARE ALL ALIKE, IN EVERY
GENERATION YOU GO THROUGH THE SAME THING.
IN EVERY GENERATION YOU GO THROUGH
THE SAME THING. YOU THINK YOU NEED THAT
GO THROUGH THE SAME THING. YOU
THINK YOU NEED THAT TO BE SOMEBODY.
YOU THINK YOU NEED THAT TO BE
SOMEBODY. >> I NEVER NEEDED A $95 SHIRT.
TO BE SOMEBODY. >> I NEVER NEEDED A
$95 SHIRT. I PUT ON A FOOTBALL UNIFORM
I NEVER NEEDED A $95 SHIRT. I PUT ON A
FOOTBALL UNIFORM TO IMPRESS THE YOUNG WOMAN
I PUT ON A FOOTBALL UNIFORM TO IMPRESS
THE YOUNG WOMAN I WAS IN LOVE WITH.
TO IMPRESS THE YOUNG WOMAN I WAS
IN LOVE WITH. >> WELL, THAT'S A SYMBOL
I WAS IN LOVE WITH. >> WELL, THAT'S
A SYMBOL AND YOU DIDN'T NEED THAT,
WELL, THAT'S A SYMBOL AND YOU DIDN'T
NEED THAT, BECAUSE I ALREADY LIKED YOU.
AND YOU DIDN'T NEED THAT, BECAUSE I
ALREADY LIKED YOU. I LIKED YOUR LITTLE
BECAUSE I ALREADY LIKED YOU. I
LIKED YOUR LITTLE POINTY HEAD.
I LIKED YOUR LITTLE POINTY
HEAD. >> WELL, I JUST NOTICED THAT
POINTY HEAD. >> WELL, I JUST NOTICED
THAT WHEN I GOT THE JACKET, WHICH
WELL, I JUST NOTICED THAT WHEN I GOT THE
JACKET, WHICH THEY ONLY GAVE OUT TO PEOPLE
WHEN I GOT THE JACKET, WHICH THEY ONLY
GAVE OUT TO PEOPLE ON THE FIRST TEAM,
THEY ONLY GAVE OUT TO PEOPLE ON THE
FIRST TEAM, THAT A CERTAIN PERSON SAID,
ON THE FIRST TEAM, THAT A CERTAIN
PERSON SAID, "CAN I BORROW THAT JACKET?"
THAT A CERTAIN PERSON SAID, "CAN I BORROW
THAT JACKET?" AND THEN PROCEEDED TO WEAR IT
"CAN I BORROW THAT JACKET?" AND
THEN PROCEEDED TO WEAR IT EVERY DAY.
AND THEN PROCEEDED TO WEAR IT
EVERY DAY. >> CLIFF, THERE IS A BIG
EVERY DAY. >> CLIFF, THERE IS A
BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WEARING
CLIFF, THERE IS A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
WEARING A GARMENT TO TRY TO IMPRESS
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WEARING A GARMENT TO TRY
TO IMPRESS SOMEBODY, AND WEARING A GARMENT
A GARMENT TO TRY TO IMPRESS SOMEBODY, AND
WEARING A GARMENT TO SAY, "HEY, GIRLS, YOU BEST
SOMEBODY, AND WEARING A GARMENT TO SAY, "HEY,
GIRLS, YOU BEST KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAN."
SO, WHERE'S THE GORDON
GARTRELL? >> DAD'S TAKING IT BACK,
THE GORDON GARTRELL? >> DAD'S
TAKING IT BACK, JUST 'CAUSE IT COST $95.
DAD'S TAKING IT BACK, JUST
'CAUSE IT COST $95. >> OOH, DAD'S RIGHT,
JUST 'CAUSE IT COST $95. >> OOH, DAD'S
RIGHT, THOSE SHIRTS ARE WAY OVERPRICED.
OOH, DAD'S RIGHT, THOSE SHIRTS
ARE WAY OVERPRICED. >> YEAH, BUT I LOOK
THOSE SHIRTS ARE WAY OVERPRICED.
YEAH, BUT I LOOK SO GOOD IN IT.
YEAH, BUT I LOOK SO GOOD IN IT.
DENISE, WHEN I CAME OUT OF THAT
SO GOOD IN IT. DENISE, WHEN I CAME OUT
OF THAT DRESSING ROOM, THE WHOLE STORE
DENISE, WHEN I CAME OUT OF THAT DRESSING
ROOM, THE WHOLE STORE WAS LOOKING AT ME.
DRESSING ROOM, THE WHOLE STORE WAS
LOOKING AT ME. YOU SHOULD SEE THE WAY
WAS LOOKING AT ME. YOU SHOULD SEE
THE WAY IT SHOWS OFF MY UPPER BODY?
YOU SHOULD SEE THE WAY IT SHOWS
OFF MY UPPER BODY? >> YEAH, BUT $95?
IT SHOWS OFF MY UPPER BODY?
YEAH, BUT $95? >> I DON'T CARE.
YEAH, BUT $95? >> I DON'T CARE.
A GIRL LIKE CHRISTINE DESERVES
I DON'T CARE. A GIRL LIKE CHRISTINE
DESERVES A MAN LIKE ME IN A SHIRT
A GIRL LIKE CHRISTINE DESERVES
A MAN LIKE ME IN A SHIRT LIKE THAT.
A MAN LIKE ME IN A SHIRT LIKE
THAT. >> I CAN MAKE YOU ONE JUST
LIKE THAT. >> I CAN MAKE
YOU ONE JUST LIKE IT.
I CAN MAKE YOU ONE
JUST LIKE IT. >> YOU?
LIKE IT. >> YOU?
I TOOK SEWING.
YOU? >> I TOOK SEWING.
HEY, I TOOK ENGLISH,
I TOOK SEWING. >> HEY, I
TOOK ENGLISH, BUT I GOT A "D" IN IT.
HEY, I TOOK ENGLISH, BUT I
GOT A "D" IN IT. >> I'M TELLING YOU,
BUT I GOT A "D" IN IT. >> I'M
TELLING YOU, IT'S NOT THAT HARD.
I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S NOT
THAT HARD. YOU BUY THE MATERIAL,
IT'S NOT THAT HARD. YOU BUY THE
MATERIAL, YOU FOLLOW THE PATTERN,
YOU BUY THE MATERIAL, YOU FOLLOW THE
PATTERN, YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A SHIRT.
YOU FOLLOW THE PATTERN, YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF
A SHIRT. >> WELL, WE'RE NOT JUST TALKING
YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A SHIRT. >> WELL,
WE'RE NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT ANY SHIRT.
WELL, WE'RE NOT JUST TALKING
ABOUT ANY SHIRT. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
ABOUT ANY SHIRT. WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT A GORDON GARTRELL,
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A GORDON
GARTRELL, THE GREATEST SHIRT IN THE WORLD.
A GORDON GARTRELL, THE GREATEST SHIRT IN
THE WORLD. >> OH, WHAT MAKES IT SO GREAT?
THE GREATEST SHIRT IN THE WORLD. >> OH, WHAT
MAKES IT SO GREAT? >> NINETY-FIVE DOLLARS.
OH, WHAT MAKES IT SO GREAT? >> NINETY-FIVE
DOLLARS. >> THAT MAKES IT EXPENSIVE.
NINETY-FIVE DOLLARS. >> THAT MAKES
IT EXPENSIVE. THEO, WHEN YOU PAY $95,
THAT MAKES IT EXPENSIVE. THEO, WHEN
YOU PAY $95, YOU'RE NOT JUST PAYING FOR
THEO, WHEN YOU PAY $95, YOU'RE NOT
JUST PAYING FOR THE SHIRT, YOU'RE PAYING
YOU'RE NOT JUST PAYING FOR THE SHIRT,
YOU'RE PAYING FOR GORDON GARTRELL'S
THE SHIRT, YOU'RE PAYING FOR GORDON
GARTRELL'S SUMMER HOUSE ON THE RIVIERA,
FOR GORDON GARTRELL'S SUMMER HOUSE
ON THE RIVIERA, YOU'RE PAYING TO FEED HIS
SUMMER HOUSE ON THE RIVIERA, YOU'RE
PAYING TO FEED HIS ARABIAN HORSES,
YOU'RE PAYING TO FEED HIS ARABIAN
HORSES, YOU'RE PAYING FOR HIS
ARABIAN HORSES, YOU'RE
PAYING FOR HIS ROLLS ROYCE.
YOU'RE PAYING FOR HIS ROLLS
ROYCE. THEO, WHEN YOU BUY
ROLLS ROYCE. THEO, WHEN
YOU BUY A GORDON GARTRELL,
THEO, WHEN YOU BUY A GORDON
GARTRELL, YOU'RE SUPPORTING AN EMPIRE.
A GORDON GARTRELL, YOU'RE SUPPORTING
AN EMPIRE. >> GEE, I'M SURPRISED
YOU'RE SUPPORTING AN EMPIRE.
GEE, I'M SURPRISED IT'S SO CHEAP.
GEE, I'M SURPRISED IT'S SO
CHEAP. >> SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY,
IT'S SO CHEAP. >> SO, WHAT DO YOU
SAY, YOU GONNA GAMBLE ON YOUR SISTER?
SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY, YOU GONNA GAMBLE
ON YOUR SISTER? >> DENISE, ARE YOU SURE
YOU GONNA GAMBLE ON YOUR SISTER? >>
DENISE, ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN DO THIS?
DENISE, ARE YOU SURE
YOU CAN DO THIS? >> YES.
YOU CAN DO THIS? >>
YES. >> BY SATURDAY?
YES. >> BY SATURDAY? >> YES.
BY SATURDAY? >> YES. >>
AND IT'LL LOOK EXACTLY LIKE
YES. >> AND IT'LL LOOK
EXACTLY LIKE A GORDON GARTRELL?
AND IT'LL LOOK EXACTLY LIKE A GORDON
GARTRELL? >> THE GORDON GARTRELL'S
A GORDON GARTRELL? >> THE
GORDON GARTRELL'S ARE $95.
THE GORDON GARTRELL'S
ARE $95. I CAN MAKE IT FOR 25.
ARE $95. I CAN MAKE IT
FOR 25. >> WELL, HERE'S 30.
I CAN MAKE IT FOR 25. >> WELL,
HERE'S 30. CAN YOU MAKE IT $5 BETTER?
WELL, HERE'S 30. CAN YOU
MAKE IT $5 BETTER? >> HEY.
CAN YOU MAKE IT $5 BETTER?
HEY. >> THANKS, DENISE.
HEY. >> THANKS,
DENISE. >> YOU'RE WELCOME.
THANKS, DENISE. >> YOU'RE
WELCOME. >> CHRISTINE IS GONNA DIE.
[SNEEZES]
RUDY, CLEAN UP THAT ROOM! CLIFF,
WHY ARE YOU LYING DOWN? >> TIRED.
CLIFF, WHY ARE YOU LYING DOWN? >>
TIRED. >> WHAT'S THE MATTER, YOU SICK?
TIRED. >> WHAT'S THE
MATTER, YOU SICK? >> NO.
WHAT'S THE MATTER, YOU SICK?
NO. >> OH, HERE WE GO AGAIN.
NO. >> OH, HERE
WE GO AGAIN. >> WHAT?
OH, HERE WE GO AGAIN. >>
WHAT? >> WHY IS IT YOU CAN NEVER
WHAT? >> WHY IS IT YOU CAN
NEVER ADMIT WHEN YOU'RE SICK?
WHY IS IT YOU CAN NEVER ADMIT WHEN
YOU'RE SICK? LET ME FEEL YOUR FOREHEAD.
ADMIT WHEN YOU'RE SICK? LET ME FEEL
YOUR FOREHEAD. >> I'M NOT SICK, DEAR.
LET ME FEEL YOUR FOREHEAD.
I'M NOT SICK, DEAR. I'M NOT SICK.
I'M NOT SICK, DEAR. I'M
NOT SICK. I'M JUST LYING DOWN.
I'M NOT SICK. I'M JUST LYING
DOWN. >> YOU ARE GRUMPY.
I'M JUST LYING DOWN. >> YOU
ARE GRUMPY. >> I'M NOT GRUMPY!
YOU ARE GRUMPY. >> I'M NOT
GRUMPY! >> YOU'RE ALWAYS GRUMPY
I'M NOT GRUMPY! >> YOU'RE
ALWAYS GRUMPY WHEN YOU'RE SICK.
YOU'RE ALWAYS GRUMPY
WHEN YOU'RE SICK. >> I'M NOT SICK!
WHEN YOU'RE SICK. >> I'M NOT
SICK! >> THEN WHAT ARE YOU?
I'M NOT SICK! >> THEN WHAT
ARE YOU? >> I'M LYING DOWN!
THEN WHAT ARE YOU? >> I'M
LYING DOWN! >> HEY DAD, ABOUT THAT...
I'M LYING DOWN! >> HEY DAD,
ABOUT THAT... HEY, YOU'RE LYING DOWN.
HEY DAD, ABOUT THAT... HEY,
YOU'RE LYING DOWN. >> RIGHT.
HEY, YOU'RE LYING DOWN.
RIGHT. >> ARE YOU SICK?
RIGHT. >> ARE YOU
SICK? >> WHAT DO YOU WANT?
ARE YOU SICK? >> WHAT
DO YOU WANT? >> GRUMPY.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
GRUMPY. >> SICK.
GRUMPY. >>
SICK. >> LYING DOWN.
SICK. >> LYING DOWN.
WELL, ABOUT THE SHIRT?
LYING DOWN. >> WELL,
ABOUT THE SHIRT? >> YEAH.
WELL, ABOUT THE SHIRT?
YEAH. >> IT'S OKAY IF YOU
YEAH. >> IT'S OKAY
IF YOU TAKE IT BACK.
IT'S OKAY IF YOU TAKE
IT BACK. >> THANK YOU.
TAKE IT BACK. >> THANK YOU.
DENISE IS MAKING ME ONE
THANK YOU. >> DENISE IS
MAKING ME ONE JUST LIKE IT.
DENISE IS MAKING ME ONE JUST
LIKE IT. >> DENISE IS GONNA MAKE YOU
JUST LIKE IT. >> DENISE IS
GONNA MAKE YOU A SHIRT?
DENISE IS GONNA MAKE YOU
A SHIRT? >> THE ONE WHO LIVES
A SHIRT? >> THE ONE
WHO LIVES IN THIS HOUSE?
THE ONE WHO LIVES IN THIS
HOUSE? >> NOT JUST ANY SHIRT.
IN THIS HOUSE? >> NOT JUST
ANY SHIRT. AN EXACT REPLICA
NOT JUST ANY SHIRT. AN EXACT
REPLICA OF THE GORDON GARTRELL.
AN EXACT REPLICA OF THE GORDON
GARTRELL. AND FOR JUST $30.
OF THE GORDON GARTRELL.
AND FOR JUST $30. IT'S A MIRACLE.
AND FOR JUST $30. IT'S
A MIRACLE. [LAUGHING]
IT'S A MIRACLE.
[LAUGHING] >> DENISE?
[LAUGHING] >> DENISE? DENISE!
DENISE? DENISE! DENISE,
WOULD YOU COME IN HERE,
DENISE! DENISE, WOULD
YOU COME IN HERE, PLEASE?
DENISE, WOULD YOU COME IN HERE,
PLEASE? >> HEY DADDY, ARE YOU...
PLEASE? >> HEY DADDY,
ARE YOU... >> LYING DOWN.
HEY DADDY, ARE YOU... >> LYING
DOWN. >> DENISE, ARE YOU MAKING THEO
LYING DOWN. >> DENISE,
ARE YOU MAKING THEO A SHIRT?
DENISE, ARE YOU MAKING THEO A
SHIRT? >> LOOK OUT, GORDON GARTRELL.
A SHIRT? >> LOOK OUT, GORDON
GARTRELL. >> OH, DENISE, HONEY, SHIRTS ARE
LOOK OUT, GORDON GARTRELL. >> OH, DENISE,
HONEY, SHIRTS ARE NOT THAT EASY TO MAKE.
OH, DENISE, HONEY, SHIRTS ARE NOT THAT EASY
TO MAKE. >> I HAVE A FLAIR FOR DESIGNING.
NOT THAT EASY TO MAKE. >> I HAVE A FLAIR
FOR DESIGNING. REMEMBER THAT PARTY DRESS
I HAVE A FLAIR FOR DESIGNING.
REMEMBER THAT PARTY DRESS I MADE?
REMEMBER THAT PARTY
DRESS I MADE? >> WHO MADE?
I MADE? >> WHO MADE? >> I MADE.
WHO MADE? >> I MADE.
WHO PUT THE ZIPPER IN IT?
I MADE. >> WHO PUT THE ZIPPER
IN IT? >> WELL, THERE ARE NO ZIPPERS
WHO PUT THE ZIPPER IN IT? >>
WELL, THERE ARE NO ZIPPERS IN SHIRTS.
WELL, THERE ARE NO ZIPPERS
IN SHIRTS. >> THERE'S NO SLEEVES
IN SHIRTS. >> THERE'S NO
SLEEVES ON A PARTY DRESS EITHER.
THERE'S NO SLEEVES ON A PARTY
DRESS EITHER. >> WHY DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS
ON A PARTY DRESS EITHER. >> WHY DO
YOU GUYS ALWAYS BRING UP THAT OLD STUFF?
WHY DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS BRING UP
THAT OLD STUFF? I'D THINK YOU'D SHOW
BRING UP THAT OLD STUFF? I'D THINK
YOU'D SHOW A LITTLE FAITH IN ME.
I'D THINK YOU'D SHOW A LITTLE
FAITH IN ME. >> WELL, I DIDN'T SAY YOU
A LITTLE FAITH IN ME. >> WELL, I DIDN'T
SAY YOU COULDN'T MAKE THE SHIRT.
WELL, I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULDN'T
MAKE THE SHIRT. IT'S JUST THAT YOU HAVE
COULDN'T MAKE THE SHIRT. IT'S JUST THAT
YOU HAVE THIS HABIT OF STARTING THINGS
IT'S JUST THAT YOU HAVE THIS HABIT OF
STARTING THINGS WITH ALL THIS EXCITEMENT,
THIS HABIT OF STARTING THINGS WITH ALL THIS
EXCITEMENT, AND WHEN THE GOING GETS ROUGH,
WITH ALL THIS EXCITEMENT, AND
WHEN THE GOING GETS ROUGH, YOU QUIT.
AND WHEN THE GOING GETS
ROUGH, YOU QUIT. >> LIKE WHAT?
YOU QUIT. >> LIKE
WHAT? >> ICE-SKATING.
LIKE WHAT? >>
ICE-SKATING. >> GUITAR.
ICE-SKATING. >>
GUITAR. >> SKIING.
GUITAR. >> SKIING. >> TENNIS.
SKIING. >> TENNIS. >> BALLET.
TENNIS. >> BALLET. >> YOGA.
BALLET. >> YOGA. >> POTTERY.
YOGA. >> POTTERY. >>
WELL, THAT'S JUST SEVEN,
POTTERY. >> WELL, THAT'S
JUST SEVEN, CAN'T YOU GUYS THINK
WELL, THAT'S JUST SEVEN,
CAN'T YOU GUYS THINK OF ANY MORE?
CAN'T YOU GUYS THINK OF ANY
MORE? >> WE'RE JUST TALKING ABOUT
OF ANY MORE? >> WE'RE JUST
TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH IT COSTS.
WE'RE JUST TALKING ABOUT HOW
MUCH IT COSTS. >> LOOK, I PROMISED THEO
HOW MUCH IT COSTS. >> LOOK, I PROMISED
THEO A SHIRT AND I'M GONNA FINISH IT
LOOK, I PROMISED THEO A SHIRT AND
I'M GONNA FINISH IT WITHOUT YOUR HELP.
A SHIRT AND I'M GONNA FINISH IT
WITHOUT YOUR HELP. [DOOR SLAMS]
WITHOUT YOUR HELP.
[DOOR SLAMS] [SNEEZES]
[DOOR SLAMS] [SNEEZES] >> OH!
DUST.
[MUSIC]
[KNOCKING] >> YEAH? >>
GOT TIME FOR A BREAK?
YEAH? >> GOT TIME
FOR A BREAK? >> SURE.
GOT TIME FOR A BREAK? >>
SURE. >> I BROUGHT YOU A SNACK.
SURE. >> I BROUGHT YOU
A SNACK. >> HEY, THANKS.
I BROUGHT YOU A SNACK. >> HEY,
THANKS. WHERE ARE THE REST OF THEM?
HEY, THANKS. WHERE ARE THE REST
OF THEM? >> SMALL BREAK, SMALL SNACK.
WHERE ARE THE REST OF THEM? >> SMALL BREAK,
SMALL SNACK. >> IS THAT PART OF MY SHIRT?
SMALL BREAK, SMALL SNACK. >> IS
THAT PART OF MY SHIRT? >> THAT'S RIGHT.
IS THAT PART OF MY SHIRT?
THAT'S RIGHT. >> WHICH PART?
THAT'S RIGHT. >> WHICH
PART? >> THE SLEEVE!
WHICH PART? >> THE
SLEEVE! >> OH YEAH, OF COURSE.
THE SLEEVE! >> OH YEAH,
OF COURSE. WHICH SLEEVE?
OH YEAH, OF COURSE. WHICH
SLEEVE? >> THEO, I CAN'T WORK
WHICH SLEEVE? >> THEO,
I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS!
THEO, I CAN'T WORK LIKE
THIS! >> OKAY, BUT BEFORE I GO,
LIKE THIS! >> OKAY, BUT BEFORE I
GO, I'VE GOT TO SHOW YOU A PICTURE.
OKAY, BUT BEFORE I GO, I'VE GOT TO
SHOW YOU A PICTURE. >> NOT ANOTHER SHIRT.
I'VE GOT TO SHOW YOU A PICTURE. >>
NOT ANOTHER SHIRT. >> NO, CHRISTINE.
NOT ANOTHER SHIRT. >> NO,
CHRISTINE. >> HEY, SHE GAVE YOU A PICTURE.
NO, CHRISTINE. >> HEY, SHE GAVE
YOU A PICTURE. >> SHE LET ME TAKE IT.
HEY, SHE GAVE YOU A PICTURE. >>
SHE LET ME TAKE IT. >> IT'S ALL BLURRED.
SHE LET ME TAKE IT. >> IT'S ALL
BLURRED. >> I WAS IN A MOVING CAR.
IT'S ALL BLURRED. >> I WAS IN A MOVING
CAR. BUT LOOK, DON'T WE LOOK GREAT
I WAS IN A MOVING CAR. BUT LOOK,
DON'T WE LOOK GREAT TOGETHER?
BUT LOOK, DON'T WE LOOK GREAT
TOGETHER? >> THEO, WOULD YOU RELAX?
TOGETHER? >> THEO, WOULD
YOU RELAX? >> I'M RELAXED.
THEO, WOULD YOU RELAX? >> I'M
RELAXED. >> THEO, I CAN TELL YOU'RE
I'M RELAXED. >> THEO, I
CAN TELL YOU'RE WORRIED.
THEO, I CAN TELL YOU'RE
WORRIED. >> ME, WORRY, ABOUT WHAT?
WORRIED. >> ME, WORRY, ABOUT
WHAT? >> THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M
ME, WORRY, ABOUT WHAT? >> THAT I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M DOING, THAT THIS WON'T LOOK LIKE
THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, THAT THIS
WON'T LOOK LIKE A GORDON GARTRELL, AND IT
DOING, THAT THIS WON'T LOOK LIKE A GORDON
GARTRELL, AND IT WON'T BE DONE BY SATURDAY.
A GORDON GARTRELL, AND IT WON'T BE
DONE BY SATURDAY. >> YEAH, BUT WHAT ELSE?
WON'T BE DONE BY SATURDAY. >> YEAH,
BUT WHAT ELSE? >> THEO, JUST RELAX, OKAY?
YEAH, BUT WHAT ELSE? >> THEO,
JUST RELAX, OKAY? I'VE GOT THE MATERIAL,
THEO, JUST RELAX, OKAY? I'VE GOT
THE MATERIAL, I'M FOLLOWING THE PATTERN.
I'VE GOT THE MATERIAL, I'M FOLLOWING THE
PATTERN. EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
I'M FOLLOWING THE PATTERN.
EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL. BELIEVE ME?
EVERYTHING IS UNDER
CONTROL. BELIEVE ME? >> YEAH.
BELIEVE ME? >> YEAH.
YOU FEEL BETTER?
YEAH. >> YOU
FEEL BETTER? >> I DO.
YOU FEEL BETTER?
I DO. >> GET OUT.
I DO. >> GET OUT. >>
DID I MENTION I NEED IT
GET OUT. >> DID I MENTION
I NEED IT BY SATURDAY?
DID I MENTION I NEED IT BY
SATURDAY? >> THEO, BELIEVE ME,
BY SATURDAY? >> THEO, BELIEVE
ME, YOU COULDN'T BE IN BETTER HANDS.
THEO, BELIEVE ME, YOU COULDN'T
BE IN BETTER HANDS. >> OKAY.
[MUSIC]
[MUSIC] >> HEY, MOM. >>
HI HONEY, TAKING A BREAK?
HEY, MOM. >> HI HONEY,
TAKING A BREAK? >> YEAH.
HI HONEY, TAKING A BREAK?
YEAH. >> HOW'S IT GOING?
YEAH. >> HOW'S IT
GOING? >> HOW'S IT GOING?
HOW'S IT GOING? >> HOW'S IT
GOING? MOM, I'M TRYING TO GET THIS
HOW'S IT GOING? MOM, I'M TRYING TO
GET THIS SHIRT DONE BY TONIGHT AND WHEN
MOM, I'M TRYING TO GET THIS SHIRT DONE BY
TONIGHT AND WHEN YOU ASK ME HOW IT'S GOING,
SHIRT DONE BY TONIGHT AND WHEN YOU ASK ME HOW
IT'S GOING, IT JUST MAKES ME MORE NERVOUS,
YOU ASK ME HOW IT'S GOING, IT JUST
MAKES ME MORE NERVOUS, YOU KNOW?
IT JUST MAKES ME MORE
NERVOUS, YOU KNOW? >> SORRY.
YOU KNOW? >>
SORRY. >> HI, DENISE.
SORRY. >> HI,
DENISE. HOW'S IT GOING?
HI, DENISE. HOW'S IT
GOING? >> HOW'S IT GOING?
HOW'S IT GOING? >> HOW'S
IT GOING? HOW'S IT GOING?
HOW'S IT GOING? HOW'S IT
GOING? IS THAT ALL PARENTS KNOW IS,
HOW'S IT GOING? IS THAT ALL
PARENTS KNOW IS, "HOW'S IT GOING?"
IS THAT ALL PARENTS KNOW IS, "HOW'S
IT GOING?" DADDY, I JUST DON'T THINK
"HOW'S IT GOING?" DADDY, I JUST
DON'T THINK I COULD FINISH THE SHIRT
DADDY, I JUST DON'T THINK I
COULD FINISH THE SHIRT BY TONIGHT.
I COULD FINISH THE SHIRT BY
TONIGHT. >> MAKING A SHIRT IS NOT EASY,
BY TONIGHT. >> MAKING A SHIRT IS NOT
EASY, AND YOU'RE PROBABLY DOING A LOT
MAKING A SHIRT IS NOT EASY, AND YOU'RE PROBABLY
DOING A LOT BETTER THAN YOU THINK YOU ARE.
AND YOU'RE PROBABLY DOING A LOT BETTER
THAN YOU THINK YOU ARE. >> I DON'T KNOW.
BETTER THAN YOU THINK YOU ARE. >> I
DON'T KNOW. >> WELL, HONEY, NOBODY SAID
I DON'T KNOW. >> WELL, HONEY,
NOBODY SAID IT HAS TO BE PERFECT.
WELL, HONEY, NOBODY SAID IT HAS TO BE
PERFECT. JUST DO THE BEST YOU CAN, OKAY?
IT HAS TO BE PERFECT. JUST DO
THE BEST YOU CAN, OKAY? >> OKAY.
JUST DO THE BEST YOU
CAN, OKAY? >> OKAY. >> OKAY.
OKAY. >> OKAY. >>
DADDY, I MADE A COUPLE
OKAY. >> DADDY, I MADE A
COUPLE OF WRONG TURNS UP THERE,
DADDY, I MADE A COUPLE OF WRONG TURNS
UP THERE, I'M GONNA NEED SOME MORE MONEY
OF WRONG TURNS UP THERE, I'M GONNA
NEED SOME MORE MONEY FOR MATERIAL.
I'M GONNA NEED SOME MORE
MONEY FOR MATERIAL. >> HOW MUCH?
FOR MATERIAL. >>
HOW MUCH? >> JUST $10.
HOW MUCH? >> JUST
$10. >> TEN DOLLARS?
JUST $10. >> TEN
DOLLARS? TEN DOLLARS?
TEN DOLLARS? TEN
DOLLARS? OH, MY GOODNESS, $10!
TEN DOLLARS? OH, MY GOODNESS,
$10! WE ALWAYS NEED $10!
OH, MY GOODNESS, $10! WE
ALWAYS NEED $10! >> YOU FEEL WARM.
WE ALWAYS NEED $10! >> YOU
FEEL WARM. >> I'M NOT SICK!
YOU FEEL WARM. >> I'M
NOT SICK! UH-HUH, I'M NOT SICK
I'M NOT SICK! UH-HUH, I'M
NOT SICK AND I'M NOT GRUMPY.
UH-HUH, I'M NOT SICK AND I'M NOT
GRUMPY. >> WELL, HOW'S IT GOING?
AND I'M NOT GRUMPY. >> WELL,
HOW'S IT GOING? >> HOW'S IT GOING?
WELL, HOW'S IT GOING?
HOW'S IT GOING? [MUSIC]
HOW'S IT GOING? [MUSIC]
HURRY UP, DENISE, I'M READY!
[MUSIC] >> HURRY UP,
DENISE, I'M READY! >> THEO!
HURRY UP, DENISE, I'M
READY! >> THEO! >> WHAT?
THEO! >> WHAT? >>
YOU'RE WEARING COLOGNE?
WHAT? >> YOU'RE
WEARING COLOGNE? >> YEAH.
YOU'RE WEARING COLOGNE?
YEAH. >> NEXT TIME PUT IT ON
YEAH. >> NEXT TIME PUT
IT ON BEFORE YOU SHOWER.
NEXT TIME PUT IT ON BEFORE YOU
SHOWER. >> LOOK, THEY'LL BE HERE
BEFORE YOU SHOWER. >> LOOK,
THEY'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
LOOK, THEY'LL BE HERE
ANY MINUTE. IS THIS MY SHIRT?
ANY MINUTE. IS THIS MY
SHIRT? >> THAT'S RIGHT.
IS THIS MY SHIRT? >>
THAT'S RIGHT. >> THANKS!
THAT'S RIGHT.
THANKS! >> HEY.
THANKS! >> HEY.
DID HE OVERDO IT
HEY. >> DID HE OVERDO IT
ON THE COLOGNE OR DID I SMELL
DID HE OVERDO IT ON THE
COLOGNE OR DID I SMELL TOO HARD?
ON THE COLOGNE OR DID I SMELL
TOO HARD? >> COME TALK TO ME.
TOO HARD? >> COME
TALK TO ME. >> ME?
COME TALK TO ME. >>
ME? >> I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS
ME? >> I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS
ABOUT THE SHIRT, I NEED COMPANY.
I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT
THE SHIRT, I NEED COMPANY. >> OKAY.
SO, WHAT DO WE TALK ABOUT? >>
ANYTHING. >> JANET MEISER GOT A NEW BIKE
ANYTHING. >> JANET MEISER GOT
A NEW BIKE TODAY, IT'S REALLY GREAT.
JANET MEISER GOT A NEW BIKE
TODAY, IT'S REALLY GREAT. >> THAT'S NICE.
TODAY, IT'S REALLY GREAT.
THAT'S NICE. >> DENISE!
THAT'S NICE. >> DENISE!
IT'S OVER, ISN'T IT?
WHAT IS THIS?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
IS THIS MY SHIRT? IS THIS
THE SHIRT I PAID $30 FOR?
IS THIS THE SHIRT I PAID $30
FOR? IS THIS THE SHIRT THEY'RE
$30 FOR? IS THIS THE SHIRT
THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO THINK IS
IS THIS THE SHIRT THEY'RE SUPPOSED
TO THINK IS A GORDON GARTRELL?
SUPPOSED TO THINK IS A GORDON
GARTRELL? >> YOU DON'T LIKE IT?
A GORDON GARTRELL? >> YOU DON'T
LIKE IT? >> ASK ME THE QUESTION AGAIN.
YOU DON'T LIKE IT? >> ASK ME THE
QUESTION AGAIN. >> YOU DON'T LIKE IT?
ASK ME THE QUESTION AGAIN.
YOU DON'T LIKE IT? >> I HATE IT!
YOU DON'T LIKE IT?
I HATE IT! LOOK AT IT!
I HATE IT! LOOK AT IT! OH!
LOOK AT IT! OH! IT'S
THE UGLIEST SHIRT
OH! IT'S THE UGLIEST
SHIRT I'VE EVER SEEN!
IT'S THE UGLIEST SHIRT I'VE EVER
SEEN! >> IT'S NOT THAT BAD, IS IT?
I'VE EVER SEEN! >> IT'S NOT THAT BAD,
IS IT? >> IT'S BETTER THAN I COULD DO.
IT'S NOT THAT BAD, IS IT? >> IT'S BETTER
THAN I COULD DO. >> LOOK AT THESE SLEEVES!
IT'S BETTER THAN I COULD DO. >> LOOK AT
THESE SLEEVES! MY ARMS ARE THE SAME LENGTH.
LOOK AT THESE SLEEVES! MY ARMS ARE
THE SAME LENGTH. WHY AREN'T MY SLEEVES?
MY ARMS ARE THE SAME LENGTH. WHY AREN'T
MY SLEEVES? >> THIS COLLAR'S ALL CRAZY,
WHY AREN'T MY SLEEVES? >> THIS COLLAR'S
ALL CRAZY, AND IT'S TEN SIZES TOO BIG!
THIS COLLAR'S ALL CRAZY, AND IT'S TEN
SIZES TOO BIG! >> WELL, MAYBE IF YOU TUCKED
AND IT'S TEN SIZES TOO BIG! >> WELL,
MAYBE IF YOU TUCKED IT IN A LITTLE MORE.
WELL, MAYBE IF YOU TUCKED IT IN A
LITTLE MORE. >> IT'S TUCKED INTO MY SOCKS!
IT IN A LITTLE MORE. >> IT'S TUCKED INTO
MY SOCKS! YOU ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS!
IT'S TUCKED INTO MY SOCKS! YOU ARE GONNA
PAY FOR THIS! >> FINE, THAT'S THE LAST TIME
YOU ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS! >> FINE, THAT'S
THE LAST TIME I'M EVER MAKING ANYTHING
FINE, THAT'S THE LAST TIME I'M
EVER MAKING ANYTHING FOR YOU AGAIN!
I'M EVER MAKING ANYTHING
FOR YOU AGAIN! >> GOOD!
[DOORBELL RINGS] >>
I'LL GET IT. >> CHECK FIRST!
I'LL GET IT. >> CHECK
FIRST! IT COULD BE ROBBERS!
CHECK FIRST! IT COULD
BE ROBBERS! >> RIGHT.
IT COULD BE
ROBBERS! >> RIGHT. HI!
RIGHT. HI! >> HI.
HI! >> HI. >> I'M THEO'S MOM.
HI. >> I'M THEO'S MOM. >>
HI, I'M PHILLIP WASHINGTON.
I'M THEO'S MOM. >> HI, I'M PHILLIP
WASHINGTON. THIS IS MY DATE, MELINDA JAMES.
HI, I'M PHILLIP WASHINGTON. THIS IS MY DATE,
MELINDA JAMES. >> HI, YOU MUST BE CHRISTINE.
THIS IS MY DATE, MELINDA JAMES. >> HI, YOU MUST
BE CHRISTINE. I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.
HI, YOU MUST BE CHRISTINE. I'VE
HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU. >> THANK YOU.
I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU. >>
THANK YOU. >> LISTEN, TAKE YOUR COATS OFF,
THANK YOU. >> LISTEN, TAKE YOUR
COATS OFF, HAVE A SEAT AND I'LL GET THEO
LISTEN, TAKE YOUR COATS OFF,
HAVE A SEAT AND I'LL GET THEO FOR YOU.
HAVE A SEAT AND I'LL
GET THEO FOR YOU. >> HI.
FOR YOU. >> HI. >> HI.
HI. >> HI. >> HI-YA.
HI. >> HI-YA. >> HEY!
HI-YA. >> HEY! NICE SHIRT!
HEY! NICE SHIRT!
THANK YOU.
NICE SHIRT! >> THANK YOU.
IT'S A GORDON GARTRELL.
THANK YOU. IT'S A GORDON
GARTRELL. >> YOUR SHIRT HAS A NAME?
IT'S A GORDON GARTRELL. >> YOUR
SHIRT HAS A NAME? >> WELL, YEAH, SORT OF.
YOUR SHIRT HAS A NAME? >> WELL,
YEAH, SORT OF. >> MY BEAR HAS A NAME TOO.
WELL, YEAH, SORT OF. >> MY
BEAR HAS A NAME TOO. "BO-BO."
DAD? >> HEY. >> DAD, LOOK.
WELL? IT COULD BE BETTER.
BUT THEN AGAIN, IT'S NOT AS BAD
IT COULD BE BETTER. BUT THEN AGAIN,
IT'S NOT AS BAD AS YOU THINK, SON.
BUT THEN AGAIN, IT'S NOT AS BAD AS
YOU THINK, SON. >> DAD, IT'S TERRIBLE.
AS YOU THINK, SON. >> DAD, IT'S
TERRIBLE. >> JUST THINK OF IT AS...
DAD, IT'S TERRIBLE. >> JUST THINK
OF IT AS... IT'S JUST IT'S DIFFERENT,
JUST THINK OF IT AS... IT'S
JUST IT'S DIFFERENT, THAT'S ALL.
IT'S JUST IT'S DIFFERENT, THAT'S
ALL. >> NO WAY I'M WEARING THIS.
THAT'S ALL. >> NO WAY I'M WEARING
THIS. CHRISTINE'S GONNA LAUGH
NO WAY I'M WEARING THIS.
CHRISTINE'S GONNA LAUGH AT IT.
CHRISTINE'S GONNA LAUGH
AT IT. >> NO, SHE WON'T.
AT IT. >> NO, SHE WON'T.
I PROMISED HER
NO, SHE WON'T. >> I PROMISED
HER A GORDON GARTRELL,
I PROMISED HER A GORDON
GARTRELL, NOT A CLOWN SHIRT.
A GORDON GARTRELL, NOT A CLOWN
SHIRT. I'LL NEVER TRUST DENISE AGAIN.
NOT A CLOWN SHIRT. I'LL NEVER
TRUST DENISE AGAIN. >> [LAUGHING]
I'LL NEVER TRUST DENISE
AGAIN. >> [LAUGHING] I'M SORRY!
[LAUGHING] I'M
SORRY! I'M SORRY!
I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!
I DON'T MEAN TO...
I'M SORRY! I DON'T MEAN TO...
IT'S A GOOD LOOKING SHIRT.
I DON'T MEAN TO... IT'S A GOOD LOOKING
SHIRT. BUT NOW, THEO, I REMEMBER
IT'S A GOOD LOOKING SHIRT. BUT NOW, THEO,
I REMEMBER ONE FATHER'S DAY YOU GAVE ME
BUT NOW, THEO, I REMEMBER ONE
FATHER'S DAY YOU GAVE ME A PRESENT.
ONE FATHER'S DAY YOU
GAVE ME A PRESENT. >> A TIE.
A PRESENT. >> A
TIE. >> A TIE, YEAH.
A TIE. >> A TIE, YEAH. YOU
WERE ONLY SIX YEARS OLD
A TIE, YEAH. YOU WERE ONLY SIX
YEARS OLD AND YOU STILL REMEMBER THAT,
YOU WERE ONLY SIX YEARS OLD
AND YOU STILL REMEMBER THAT, HUH?
AND YOU STILL REMEMBER THAT,
HUH? >> I ALWAYS GET YOU A TIE.
HUH? >> I ALWAYS GET YOU A
TIE. >> YEAH, WELL, THIS WAS
I ALWAYS GET YOU A TIE. >>
YEAH, WELL, THIS WAS A DIFFERENT TIE.
YEAH, WELL, THIS WAS A DIFFERENT
TIE. THIS WAS A DIFFERENT TIE.
A DIFFERENT TIE. THIS WAS A
DIFFERENT TIE. THIS WAS ABOUT THIS WIDE
THIS WAS A DIFFERENT TIE. THIS WAS
ABOUT THIS WIDE AND IT WAS YELLOW.
THIS WAS ABOUT THIS WIDE AND IT
WAS YELLOW. AND IT HAD A PALM TREE
AND IT WAS YELLOW. AND IT HAD A PALM
TREE HAND-PAINTED AND A HULA DANCER.
AND IT HAD A PALM TREE HAND-PAINTED AND A
HULA DANCER. AND RIGHT ACROSS THE MIDDLE
HAND-PAINTED AND A HULA DANCER. AND RIGHT
ACROSS THE MIDDLE OF IT WAS THE WORD, "MIAMI,"
AND RIGHT ACROSS THE MIDDLE OF IT
WAS THE WORD, "MIAMI," AND IT LIT UP.
OF IT WAS THE WORD, "MIAMI," AND IT
LIT UP. AND SHORTLY AFTER FATHER'S DAY
AND IT LIT UP. AND SHORTLY AFTER
FATHER'S DAY I WAS INVITED TO SPEAK AT
AND SHORTLY AFTER FATHER'S DAY I WAS
INVITED TO SPEAK AT A MEDICAL CONVENTION.
I WAS INVITED TO SPEAK AT A MEDICAL
CONVENTION. SO I PUT ON A GREY HERRINGBONE
A MEDICAL CONVENTION. SO I PUT ON A GREY
HERRINGBONE SUIT, BLACK WINGTIP SHOES,
SO I PUT ON A GREY HERRINGBONE SUIT, BLACK
WINGTIP SHOES, A LOVELY SHIRT AND WENT TO
SUIT, BLACK WINGTIP SHOES, A LOVELY SHIRT
AND WENT TO THE CLOSET TO PICK OUT A TIE.
A LOVELY SHIRT AND WENT TO THE CLOSET TO
PICK OUT A TIE. YOU CAME IN, AGE SIX, LITTLE
THE CLOSET TO PICK OUT A TIE. YOU CAME IN,
AGE SIX, LITTLE NOSE RUNNING, YOU REACHED
YOU CAME IN, AGE SIX, LITTLE NOSE RUNNING,
YOU REACHED OVER AND YOU GRABBED THAT TIE.
NOSE RUNNING, YOU REACHED OVER AND YOU
GRABBED THAT TIE. AND YOU HELD IT UP TO ME
OVER AND YOU GRABBED THAT TIE. AND
YOU HELD IT UP TO ME AND YOU SAID, "DAD,
AND YOU HELD IT UP TO ME AND YOU SAID,
"DAD, WOULD YOU WEAR MY TIE, PLEASE?"
AND YOU SAID, "DAD, WOULD YOU WEAR MY
TIE, PLEASE?" RIGHT THEN AND THERE I HAD
WOULD YOU WEAR MY TIE, PLEASE?"
RIGHT THEN AND THERE I HAD A CHOICE.
RIGHT THEN AND THERE I HAD A CHOICE.
WEAR THE TIE, MAKE MY SON HAPPY,
A CHOICE. WEAR THE TIE, MAKE MY
SON HAPPY, OR LOOK LIKE A HUMAN BEING.
WEAR THE TIE, MAKE MY SON HAPPY, OR
LOOK LIKE A HUMAN BEING. I WORE THAT TIE.
OR LOOK LIKE A HUMAN BEING. I
WORE THAT TIE. AND I GOT UP TO SPEAK
I WORE THAT TIE. AND I GOT UP
TO SPEAK AND PEOPLE SAW THE TIE,
AND I GOT UP TO SPEAK AND PEOPLE
SAW THE TIE, AND THE MIAMI WAS LIGHTING
AND PEOPLE SAW THE TIE, AND THE MIAMI
WAS LIGHTING AND THEY STARTED TO LAUGH.
AND THE MIAMI WAS LIGHTING AND THEY STARTED
TO LAUGH. BUT THE MORE THEY HEARD ME
AND THEY STARTED TO LAUGH. BUT THE MORE THEY
HEARD ME AND THEY UNDERSTOOD THAT I KNEW
BUT THE MORE THEY HEARD ME AND THEY UNDERSTOOD
THAT I KNEW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT,
AND THEY UNDERSTOOD THAT I KNEW WHAT I WAS
TALKING ABOUT, THE MORE THEY FORGOT ABOUT
WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT, THE
MORE THEY FORGOT ABOUT THAT TIE.
THE MORE THEY FORGOT ABOUT
THAT TIE. AND PRETTY SOON THEY ONLY
THAT TIE. AND PRETTY
SOON THEY ONLY SAW ME.
AND PRETTY SOON THEY ONLY
SAW ME. DO YOU UNDERSTAND
SAW ME. DO YOU
UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING?
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT
I'M SAYING? >> YEAH, DAD, I DO.
WHAT I'M SAYING? >>
YEAH, DAD, I DO. >> GOOD!
YEAH, DAD, I DO. >> GOOD!
IF I EVER HAVE TO SPEAK AT
GOOD! >> IF I EVER HAVE TO
SPEAK AT A MEDICAL CONVENTION,
IF I EVER HAVE TO SPEAK AT A
MEDICAL CONVENTION, I'LL WEAR THIS SHIRT.
A MEDICAL CONVENTION, I'LL WEAR THIS
SHIRT. DAD, TONIGHT I HAVE CHRISTINE,
I'LL WEAR THIS SHIRT. DAD, TONIGHT
I HAVE CHRISTINE, DAD, CHRISTINE.
DAD, TONIGHT I HAVE CHRISTINE,
DAD, CHRISTINE. IF I WEAR THIS SHIRT,
DAD, CHRISTINE. IF I WEAR THIS
SHIRT, SHE'LL NEVER WANT TO BE SEEN
IF I WEAR THIS SHIRT, SHE'LL NEVER
WANT TO BE SEEN WITH ME AGAIN.
SHE'LL NEVER WANT TO BE
SEEN WITH ME AGAIN. DAD, PLEASE.
WITH ME AGAIN. DAD, PLEASE. IF
I GO TO BOOKMAN'S RIGHT NOW,
DAD, PLEASE. IF I GO TO BOOKMAN'S
RIGHT NOW, I COULD STILL GET ANOTHER ONE.
IF I GO TO BOOKMAN'S RIGHT NOW, I
COULD STILL GET ANOTHER ONE. >> NO.
I COULD STILL GET ANOTHER
ONE. >> NO. >> DAD, PLEASE DAD,
NO. >> DAD, PLEASE
DAD, LISTEN, DAD, LOOK,
DAD, PLEASE DAD, LISTEN,
DAD, LOOK, I'LL WASH DISHES, DAD.
LISTEN, DAD, LOOK, I'LL WASH DISHES,
DAD. I'LL CLEAN UP THE BASEMENT.
I'LL WASH DISHES, DAD. I'LL CLEAN UP THE
BASEMENT. LOOK, LOOK, I'LL SIGN PAPERS,
I'LL CLEAN UP THE BASEMENT. LOOK, LOOK, I'LL
SIGN PAPERS, BLANK ONES, YOU CAN FILL IN
LOOK, LOOK, I'LL SIGN PAPERS, BLANK
ONES, YOU CAN FILL IN WHATEVER YOU LIKE.
BLANK ONES, YOU CAN FILL IN WHATEVER
YOU LIKE. >> OKAY, WELL, I THINK YOU'VE
WHATEVER YOU LIKE. >> OKAY, WELL, I
THINK YOU'VE LEARNED YOUR LESSON.
OKAY, WELL, I THINK YOU'VE LEARNED
YOUR LESSON. >> OH, DAD, I'VE LEARNED IT.
LEARNED YOUR LESSON. >> OH,
DAD, I'VE LEARNED IT. I'VE LEARNED IT,
OH, DAD, I'VE LEARNED IT.
I'VE LEARNED IT, WHATEVER IT IS.
I'VE LEARNED IT, WHATEVER IT
IS. >> WELL, WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT
WHATEVER IT IS. >> WELL,
WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT LATER.
WELL, WE CAN TALK
ABOUT IT LATER. >> LATER?
LATER. >> LATER? LATER?
LATER? LATER?
DAD, DON'T YOU SEE
LATER? DAD, DON'T YOU
SEE I CAN'T WAIT 'TIL LATER,
DAD, DON'T YOU SEE I CAN'T WAIT 'TIL
LATER, BECAUSE IF I WAIT 'TIL LATER,
I CAN'T WAIT 'TIL LATER, BECAUSE IF I
WAIT 'TIL LATER, CHRISTINE IS GONNA COME
BECAUSE IF I WAIT 'TIL LATER, CHRISTINE IS
GONNA COME AND THEN IT'S GONNA BE TOO LATE.
CHRISTINE IS GONNA COME AND THEN
IT'S GONNA BE TOO LATE. >> SON, SON?
AND THEN IT'S GONNA BE TOO LATE. >>
SON, SON? >> 'CAUSE THEN CHRISTINE...
SON, SON? >> 'CAUSE THEN
CHRISTINE... >> SON, SON, SON!
'CAUSE THEN CHRISTINE... >>
SON, SON, SON! NOW, LISTEN TO ME.
SON, SON, SON! NOW, LISTEN
TO ME. UP ON MY DRESSER IS A BOX.
NOW, LISTEN TO ME. UP ON MY
DRESSER IS A BOX. IN THAT BOX IS A SHIRT.
UP ON MY DRESSER IS A BOX. IN THAT
BOX IS A SHIRT. >> A GORDON GARTRELL?
IN THAT BOX IS A SHIRT. >> A GORDON
GARTRELL? YOU BOUGHT ANOTHER ONE?
A GORDON GARTRELL? YOU BOUGHT
ANOTHER ONE? >> I NEVER TOOK THE ONE BACK
YOU BOUGHT ANOTHER ONE? >> I
NEVER TOOK THE ONE BACK THAT I HAD.
I NEVER TOOK THE ONE BACK
THAT I HAD. >> HOW DID YOU KNOW
THAT I HAD. >> HOW DID YOU
KNOW THIS WOULDN'T WORK OUT?
HOW DID YOU KNOW THIS WOULDN'T
WORK OUT? >> I'VE BEEN LIVING
THIS WOULDN'T WORK OUT? >> I'VE BEEN
LIVING IN THIS HOUSE FOR A LONG TIME.
I'VE BEEN LIVING IN THIS HOUSE
FOR A LONG TIME. >> DAD, YOU'RE GREAT.
IN THIS HOUSE FOR A LONG TIME. >> DAD,
YOU'RE GREAT. BUT JUST THINK, DAD, I WAS
DAD, YOU'RE GREAT. BUT JUST THINK,
DAD, I WAS THAT CLOSE TO ONE OF THE MOST
BUT JUST THINK, DAD, I WAS THAT CLOSE TO ONE
OF THE MOST EMBARRASSING DAYS OF MY LIFE.
THAT CLOSE TO ONE OF THE MOST
EMBARRASSING DAYS OF MY LIFE. [GASPS]
CLIFF? ABOUT THE
SHIRT. WHERE'S THEO?
ABOUT THE SHIRT. WHERE'S
THEO? >> I'LL GET HIM FOR YOU.
WHERE'S THEO? >> I'LL GET HIM
FOR YOU. >> YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL GET HIM FOR YOU. >> YOU KNOW
WHAT? I MUST REALLY BE SICK, BECAUSE
YOU KNOW WHAT? I MUST REALLY BE
SICK, BECAUSE I CAN'T EVEN OPEN THIS DOOR.
I MUST REALLY BE SICK, BECAUSE I CAN'T
EVEN OPEN THIS DOOR. HI, I'M DR. HUXTABLE,
I CAN'T EVEN OPEN THIS DOOR.
HI, I'M DR. HUXTABLE, HIS FATHER.
HI, I'M DR. HUXTABLE, HIS FATHER.
LISTEN, TAKE MY SHIRT OFF.
HIS FATHER. LISTEN, TAKE MY SHIRT
OFF. I TOLD YOU A HUNDRED TIMES
LISTEN, TAKE MY SHIRT OFF. I TOLD YOU A
HUNDRED TIMES NOT TO WEAR MY BEST SHIRT.
I TOLD YOU A HUNDRED TIMES NOT TO
WEAR MY BEST SHIRT. >> DAD, IT'S OKAY.
NOT TO WEAR MY BEST SHIRT.
DAD, IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY, DAD.
DAD, IT'S OKAY. IT'S
OKAY, DAD. IT'S OKAY.
IT'S OKAY, DAD. IT'S OKAY.
CHRISTINE, THIS IS MY SHIRT.
IT'S OKAY. CHRISTINE, THIS IS
MY SHIRT. >> THEO, I THINK MAYBE
CHRISTINE, THIS IS MY SHIRT. >> THEO, I
THINK MAYBE YOU'VE GOT IT ON INSIDE-OUT.
THEO, I THINK MAYBE YOU'VE GOT IT
ON INSIDE-OUT. >> NO, CHRISTINE, IT'S NOT
YOU'VE GOT IT ON INSIDE-OUT. >> NO,
CHRISTINE, IT'S NOT A GORDON GARTRELL, IS IT?
NO, CHRISTINE, IT'S NOT A GORDON
GARTRELL, IS IT? >> IT'S BETTER.
A GORDON GARTRELL, IS IT? >>
IT'S BETTER. IT'S THE NEW LOOK,
IT'S BETTER. IT'S THE NEW
LOOK, JUST LIKE ITCHY AMARADA.
IT'S THE NEW LOOK, JUST LIKE
ITCHY AMARADA. >> IT'S IN ALL
JUST LIKE ITCHY AMARADA.
IT'S IN ALL THE MAGAZINES.
IT'S IN ALL THE MAGAZINES.
THEO, THIS SHIRT IS HOT.
THE MAGAZINES. >> THEO, THIS
SHIRT IS HOT. >> HEY, WHY YOU THINK
THEO, THIS SHIRT IS HOT. >>
HEY, WHY YOU THINK I'M WEARING IT.
HEY, WHY YOU THINK I'M WEARING
IT. HEY, WE BETTER GET GOING,
I'M WEARING IT. HEY, WE
BETTER GET GOING, COME ON.
HEY, WE BETTER GET GOING,
COME ON. BYE MOM, BYE DAD.
COME ON. BYE MOM, BYE
DAD. >> THEO, WEAR A JACKET.
BYE MOM, BYE DAD. >> THEO, WEAR A
JACKET. >> AND COVER MY ITCHY AMARADA?
THEO, WEAR A JACKET. >> AND COVER MY ITCHY
AMARADA? WAIT A MINUTE, ONE LAST THING.
AND COVER MY ITCHY AMARADA? WAIT A MINUTE,
ONE LAST THING. >> HE'S NOT GOING UP TO PUT ON
WAIT A MINUTE, ONE LAST THING. >> HE'S
NOT GOING UP TO PUT ON COLOGNE, IS HE?
HEY, GUESS WHAT? >>
WHAT? >> THEY LOVED THE SHIRT.
WHAT? >> THEY LOVED
THE SHIRT. >> THEY DID?
THEY LOVED THE SHIRT. >> THEY
DID? >> CHRISTINE SAYS IT'S HOT.
THEY DID? >> CHRISTINE
SAYS IT'S HOT. >> HEY, CHRISTINE'S
CHRISTINE SAYS IT'S HOT. >>
HEY, CHRISTINE'S GOT GREAT TASTE.
HEY, CHRISTINE'S GOT
GREAT TASTE. >> DENISE, THANKS.
GOT GREAT TASTE. >> DENISE,
THANKS. >> HEY, LESS COLOGNE.
DENISE, THANKS. >> HEY,
LESS COLOGNE. >> COME ON.
HEY, LESS COLOGNE.
COME ON. >> NO.
COME ON. >> NO. >> COME ON!
NO. >> COME
ON! HEY, YOU GUYS.
COME ON! HEY, YOU GUYS.
THIS IS MY SISTER DENISE.
HEY, YOU GUYS. THIS IS MY
SISTER DENISE. SHE MADE THIS.
THIS IS MY SISTER DENISE.
SHE MADE THIS. >> HI.
SHE MADE THIS. >> HI. >>
HEY, THAT'S A GREAT SHIRT.
HI. >> HEY, THAT'S A GREAT
SHIRT. YOU THINK YOU COULD MAKE
HEY, THAT'S A GREAT SHIRT. YOU
THINK YOU COULD MAKE ONE FOR ME?
YOU THINK YOU COULD
MAKE ONE FOR ME? >> NO!
ONE FOR ME? >> NO!
IT'S A DESIGNER ORIGINAL.
NO! IT'S A DESIGNER ORIGINAL.
YOU MAKE ONE, THEN YOU BURN
IT'S A DESIGNER ORIGINAL. YOU MAKE
ONE, THEN YOU BURN THE PATTERN.
YOU MAKE ONE, THEN YOU BURN
THE PATTERN. >> DAD, THANKS.
THE PATTERN. >> DAD,
THANKS. >> BYE, MOM.
DAD, THANKS. >> BYE,
MOM. >> GOODNIGHT, SON.
BYE, MOM. >> GOODNIGHT,
SON. >> HEY, LET'S GET THIS DATE
GOODNIGHT, SON. >> HEY,
LET'S GET THIS DATE STARTED WITH.
HEY, LET'S GET THIS
DATE STARTED WITH. >> RIGHT.
STARTED WITH. >> RIGHT.
HEY PHIL, YOU SEE
RIGHT. >> HEY PHIL, YOU
SEE THE JETS GAME LAST WEEK?
HEY PHIL, YOU SEE THE JETS GAME
LAST WEEK? >> YEAH, MAN, THE MOVES
THE JETS GAME LAST WEEK? >> YEAH, MAN,
THE MOVES THAT MCNEIL MADE, UNBELIEVABLE.
> SO. >> HEY. >>
CONGRATULATIONS.
HEY. >> CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU KNOW YOU COULD GO ON
CONGRATULATIONS. YOU KNOW YOU
COULD GO ON TO BECOME VERY, VERY FAMOUS.
YOU KNOW YOU COULD GO ON TO BECOME VERY,
VERY FAMOUS. DENISE HUXTABLE, DESIGNER,
TO BECOME VERY, VERY FAMOUS. DENISE
HUXTABLE, DESIGNER, STARTED AT AGE 16,
DENISE HUXTABLE, DESIGNER, STARTED
AT AGE 16, DID A SHIRT FOR HER BROTHER,
STARTED AT AGE 16, DID A SHIRT FOR HER
BROTHER, WENT ON TO FAME AND FORTUNE.
DID A SHIRT FOR HER BROTHER, WENT ON TO FAME
AND FORTUNE. ONE DAY WHILE SHE WAS DOING
WENT ON TO FAME AND FORTUNE. ONE DAY WHILE
SHE WAS DOING A SHIRT IN HER HOME, A LIMOUSINE
ONE DAY WHILE SHE WAS DOING A SHIRT IN HER
HOME, A LIMOUSINE PULLED UP AND A MAN CAME UP
A SHIRT IN HER HOME, A LIMOUSINE PULLED UP AND
A MAN CAME UP TO HER AND SAID, "WILL YOU MAKE
PULLED UP AND A MAN CAME UP TO HER AND
SAID, "WILL YOU MAKE A FLAG FOR MY COUNTRY?"
TO HER AND SAID, "WILL YOU MAKE A
FLAG FOR MY COUNTRY?" >> SURE, DADDY.
A FLAG FOR MY COUNTRY?"
SURE, DADDY. >> YEAH.
SURE, DADDY. >> YEAH.
WELL, WAIT A MINUTE NOW.
YEAH. WELL, WAIT A
MINUTE NOW. A FLAG'S EASY.
WELL, WAIT A MINUTE NOW.
A FLAG'S EASY. NO ZIPPERS.
A FLAG'S EASY. NO
ZIPPERS. >> THANKS, MOM.
WELL, THAT'S ANOTHER FAMILY CRISIS
WE'VE SURVIVED. WHY DON'T YOU RELAX, CLIFF?
FAMILY CRISIS WE'VE SURVIVED. WHY DON'T YOU
RELAX, CLIFF? THERE WON'T BE ANOTHER ONE
WHY DON'T YOU RELAX, CLIFF? THERE WON'T
BE ANOTHER ONE FOR AT LEAST FIVE SECONDS.
THERE WON'T BE ANOTHER ONE FOR
AT LEAST FIVE SECONDS. >> CLAIRE?
FOR AT LEAST FIVE
SECONDS. >> CLAIRE? >> YES?
CLAIRE? >> YES? >> I'M SICK.
YES? >> I'M SICK.
HERE WE GO.
I'M SICK. >> HERE WE GO.
WILL YOU TAKE CARE OF ME?
HERE WE GO. >> WILL
YOU TAKE CARE OF ME? >> YES.
WILL YOU TAKE CARE OF ME? >>
YES. >> WILL YOU PUT ME IN THE BED?
YES. >> WILL YOU PUT
ME IN THE BED? >> YES.
WILL YOU PUT ME IN THE
BED? >> YES. >> AND WILL YOU
YES. >> AND WILL YOU
TAKE MY TEMPERATURE?
AND WILL YOU TAKE
MY TEMPERATURE? >> YES.
TAKE MY TEMPERATURE?
YES. >> AND WILL YOU
YES. >> AND WILL
YOU MAKE SOUP FOR ME?
AND WILL YOU MAKE
SOUP FOR ME? >> YES.
MAKE SOUP FOR ME?
YES. >> AND WILL YOU
YES. >> AND WILL
YOU BUY ME A PONY?
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