The Cosby Show (1984–1992): Season 1, Episode 15 - Physician of the Year - full transcript
Cliff's going to be Physician Of The Year. Theo is tapped to make his Dad's speech and accept the award for him, when Cliff's called to deliver a baby.
[MUSIC]
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT, YOU GUYS.
I'VE ASKED YOU, I'VE BEGGED YOU,
YOU GUYS. I'VE ASKED YOU, I'VE
BEGGED YOU, NOW I'M TELLING YOU TO
I'VE ASKED YOU, I'VE BEGGED YOU, NOW
I'M TELLING YOU TO GET DRESSED, OKAY?
NOW I'M TELLING YOU TO
GET DRESSED, OKAY? >> OKAY!
GET DRESSED, OKAY? >> OKAY!
GOSH, THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE,
OKAY! >> GOSH, THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE,
TRYING TO GET FOUR KIDS DRESSED
GOSH, THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE, TRYING
TO GET FOUR KIDS DRESSED TO GO OUT.
TRYING TO GET FOUR KIDS DRESSED TO
GO OUT. >> CLAIR, YOU GOTTA HEAR THIS,
TO GO OUT. >> CLAIR, YOU GOTTA HEAR
THIS, THE OPENING PART OF MY SPEECH.
CLAIR, YOU GOTTA HEAR THIS, THE OPENING
PART OF MY SPEECH. >> OH CLIFF, I'M SORRY.
THE OPENING PART OF MY SPEECH. >> OH CLIFF,
I'M SORRY. WE GOTTA LEAVE HERE IN LESS THAN
OH CLIFF, I'M SORRY. WE GOTTA LEAVE HERE IN
LESS THAN HALF AN HOUR, AND I HAVEN'T EVEN
WE GOTTA LEAVE HERE IN LESS THAN HALF AN HOUR,
AND I HAVEN'T EVEN BEGUN TO GET MYSELF READY.
HALF AN HOUR, AND I HAVEN'T EVEN BEGUN TO
GET MYSELF READY. >> OH ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD.
BEGUN TO GET MYSELF READY. >> OH ALL
RIGHT, GO AHEAD. >> OKAY, HERE WE GO.
OH ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD. >> OKAY,
HERE WE GO. MY DISTINGUISHED COLLEAGUES,
OKAY, HERE WE GO. MY DISTINGUISHED
COLLEAGUES, HOSPITAL STAFF, DR. WEXLER,
MY DISTINGUISHED COLLEAGUES, HOSPITAL
STAFF, DR. WEXLER, COMMUNITY LEADERS...
HOSPITAL STAFF, DR. WEXLER, COMMUNITY
LEADERS... >> KEEP GOING, HONEY, I CAN DO
COMMUNITY LEADERS... >> KEEP GOING, HONEY,
I CAN DO TWO THINGS AT THE SAME TIME.
KEEP GOING, HONEY, I CAN DO TWO THINGS AT THE
SAME TIME. >> WHEN I HEARD THAT I HAD BEEN
TWO THINGS AT THE SAME TIME. >> WHEN I HEARD
THAT I HAD BEEN VOTED PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR,
WHEN I HEARD THAT I HAD BEEN VOTED
PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR, I WAS DEEPLY MOVED...
VOTED PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR, I WAS
DEEPLY MOVED... >> PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR,
I WAS DEEPLY MOVED... >> PHYSICIAN
OF THE YEAR, I WAS DEEPLY MOVED.
PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR, I WAS DEEPLY
MOVED. >> THEY TELL ME I WON BY ONE
I WAS DEEPLY MOVED. >> THEY TELL ME I
WON BY ONE VOTE, WHICH MAKES ME THINK THAT
THEY TELL ME I WON BY ONE VOTE, WHICH MAKES
ME THINK THAT I VOTED FOR THE RIGHT PERSON.
VOTE, WHICH MAKES ME THINK THAT I
VOTED FOR THE RIGHT PERSON. [LAUGHING]
I VOTED FOR THE RIGHT
PERSON. [LAUGHING] THAT'S IT.
[LAUGHING] THAT'S
IT. >> THAT'S AMUSING.
THAT'S IT. >> THAT'S AMUSING.
AMUSING, THAT'S A BIG JOKE,
THAT'S AMUSING. >>
AMUSING, THAT'S A BIG JOKE, CLAIR.
AMUSING, THAT'S A BIG JOKE,
CLAIR. >> WELL HONEY, I'M SURE
CLAIR. >> WELL HONEY, I'M SURE
EVERYBODY'S GOING TO LIKE IT.
WELL HONEY, I'M SURE EVERYBODY'S GOING
TO LIKE IT. AND IF THAT DOESN'T GET 'EM,
EVERYBODY'S GOING TO LIKE IT. AND
IF THAT DOESN'T GET 'EM, THIS WILL.
AND IF THAT DOESN'T GET 'EM, THIS
WILL. >> YOU GOT ME A PRESENT?
THIS WILL. >> YOU GOT
ME A PRESENT? >> ARE YOU
YOU GOT ME A PRESENT? >>
ARE YOU DR. HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE,
ARE YOU DR. HEATHCLIFF
HUXTABLE, PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR?
DR. HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE, PHYSICIAN
OF THE YEAR? >> YOU KNOW, THIS AWARD
PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR? >> YOU
KNOW, THIS AWARD IS QUITE AN HONOR.
YOU KNOW, THIS AWARD IS QUITE
AN HONOR. USUALLY, THEY GIVE IT TO
IS QUITE AN HONOR. USUALLY, THEY
GIVE IT TO A SURGEON OR A CARDIOLOGIST.
USUALLY, THEY GIVE IT TO A SURGEON OR
A CARDIOLOGIST. THIS IS THE FIRST, I AM THE
A SURGEON OR A CARDIOLOGIST. THIS IS THE
FIRST, I AM THE FIRST OBSTETRICIAN TO DO THIS.
THIS IS THE FIRST, I AM THE FIRST
OBSTETRICIAN TO DO THIS. >> YES, YES, I KNOW.
FIRST OBSTETRICIAN TO DO THIS. >> YES,
YES, I KNOW. >> AND THE FIRST CHILD THAT I
YES, YES, I KNOW. >> AND THE FIRST
CHILD THAT I DELIVER AFTER I GET THE AWARD,
AND THE FIRST CHILD THAT I DELIVER AFTER I
GET THE AWARD, I'M GOING TO GET A STAMP THAT
DELIVER AFTER I GET THE AWARD, I'M GOING
TO GET A STAMP THAT SAYS "SPECIAL EDITION"
I'M GOING TO GET A STAMP THAT SAYS
"SPECIAL EDITION" RIGHT ON THE HEEL.
SAYS "SPECIAL EDITION" RIGHT ON
THE HEEL. AND WHEN WE COME BACK, THE
RIGHT ON THE HEEL. AND WHEN WE COME
BACK, THE PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR IS GOING
AND WHEN WE COME BACK, THE PHYSICIAN OF THE
YEAR IS GOING TO HAVE THE NIGHT OF THE YEAR
PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR IS GOING TO
HAVE THE NIGHT OF THE YEAR WITH YOU.
TO HAVE THE NIGHT OF THE
YEAR WITH YOU. >> GIVE IT BACK!
WITH YOU. >> GIVE
IT BACK! >> NO!
GIVE IT BACK!
NO! >> IT'S MINE!
NO! >> IT'S MINE!
SHUT UP, YOU GUYS!
IT'S MINE! >> SHUT UP,
YOU GUYS! >> OPEN THIS DOOR!
SHUT UP, YOU GUYS! >>
OPEN THIS DOOR! RUDY, OPEN IT!
OPEN THIS DOOR! RUDY, OPEN
IT! >> EVERY SINGLE TIME WE GO OUT,
RUDY, OPEN IT! >> EVERY SINGLE
TIME WE GO OUT, IT'S THE SAME THING.
EVERY SINGLE TIME WE GO OUT, IT'S THE
SAME THING. I SPEND 99% OF THE TIME ON THEM
IT'S THE SAME THING. I SPEND 99%
OF THE TIME ON THEM AND 1% ON ME.
I SPEND 99% OF THE TIME ON THEM
AND 1% ON ME. >> WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE.
AND 1% ON ME. >> WHOA, WAIT A
MINUTE. I WANT YOU TO PUT IN 100% OF
WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE. I WANT YOU TO
PUT IN 100% OF THE TIME TO MAKE THE FACE OF
I WANT YOU TO PUT IN 100% OF THE
TIME TO MAKE THE FACE OF THE YEAR.
THE TIME TO MAKE THE FACE OF THE
YEAR. THE PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR WILL
THE YEAR. THE PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR
WILL NOW HANDLE THE PESTS OF THE
THE PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR WILL
NOW HANDLE THE PESTS OF THE YEAR.
NOW HANDLE THE PESTS OF THE
YEAR. >> OPEN THIS DOOR, RUDY!
YEAR. >> OPEN THIS
DOOR, RUDY! >> NO!
OPEN THIS DOOR, RUDY! >>
NO! >> ALL RIGHT, THIS IS WAR!
NO! >> ALL RIGHT, THIS IS WAR!
[LAUGHING] YOUR MOTHER HAS GIVEN
ALL RIGHT, THIS IS WAR! [LAUGHING] YOUR
MOTHER HAS GIVEN ME PERMISSION TO CUT LOOSE ON
[LAUGHING] YOUR MOTHER HAS GIVEN ME
PERMISSION TO CUT LOOSE ON YOU GUYS.
ME PERMISSION TO CUT LOOSE ON
YOU GUYS. SO NOW, YOU TELL ME WHAT
YOU GUYS. SO NOW, YOU
TELL ME WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
SO NOW, YOU TELL ME WHAT IS THE
PROBLEM? >> SHE TOOK MY BRUSH, AND NOW
IS THE PROBLEM? >> SHE TOOK MY
BRUSH, AND NOW SHE WON'T LET ME IN.
SHE TOOK MY BRUSH, AND NOW SHE
WON'T LET ME IN. >> STAND OVER HERE.
SHE WON'T LET ME IN. >>
STAND OVER HERE. >> RUDY!
STAND OVER
HERE. >> RUDY! >> YES!
RUDY! >> YES! >> ARE
YOU LEANING ON THIS DOOR?
YES! >> ARE YOU LEANING
ON THIS DOOR? >> YES!
ARE YOU LEANING ON THIS DOOR? >>
YES! >> STEP BACK AND STEP TWO PACES
YES! >> STEP BACK AND
STEP TWO PACES TO THE SIDE.
STEP BACK AND STEP TWO PACES TO
THE SIDE. >> BIG STEPS OR LITTLE STEPS?
TO THE SIDE. >> BIG STEPS OR LITTLE
STEPS? >> YOU WANT TO EAT THIS DOOR?
BIG STEPS OR LITTLE STEPS? >>
YOU WANT TO EAT THIS DOOR? >> NO.
YOU WANT TO EAT THIS DOOR?
NO. >> THEN BE IN THE WAY
NO. >> THEN BE IN
THE WAY WHEN I OPEN IT!
THEN BE IN THE WAY WHEN
I OPEN IT! >> THAT'S IT, DAD.
WHEN I OPEN IT! >> THAT'S
IT, DAD. THAT'S MY BRUSH.
THAT'S IT, DAD.
THAT'S MY BRUSH. GIVE IT!
THAT'S MY BRUSH.
GIVE IT! >> NOW WAIT...
GIVE IT! >> NOW WAIT...
GIVE ME MY BRUSH!
NOW WAIT... >> GIVE ME MY BRUSH!
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON,
GIVE ME MY BRUSH! >> COME ON, COME
ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON. >> DAD, DENISE IS HOGGING
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. >>
DAD, DENISE IS HOGGING THE BATHROOM.
DAD, DENISE IS HOGGING THE
BATHROOM. >> WELL, WHY DON'T YOU USE
THE BATHROOM. >> WELL, WHY
DON'T YOU USE THE ONE DOWNSTAIRS?
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU USE THE
ONE DOWNSTAIRS? >> THE SMALL ONE?
THE ONE DOWNSTAIRS? >> THE
SMALL ONE? THAT'S FOR GUESTS.
THE SMALL ONE? THAT'S FOR
GUESTS. >> WELL, PRETEND YOU DON'T
THAT'S FOR GUESTS. >> WELL,
PRETEND YOU DON'T LIVE HERE.
WELL, PRETEND YOU DON'T LIVE
HERE. >> NOW, WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT?
LIVE HERE. >> NOW, WHAT IS THIS ALL
ABOUT? >> SHE TOOK MY HAIRBRUSH.
NOW, WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT? >> SHE
TOOK MY HAIRBRUSH. >> SHE GAVE IT TO ME.
SHE TOOK MY HAIRBRUSH. >> SHE GAVE
IT TO ME. >> DID YOU GIVE HER THE BRUSH?
SHE GAVE IT TO ME. >> DID YOU GIVE HER
THE BRUSH? >> YEAH, BUT SHE NEVER USED IT
DID YOU GIVE HER THE BRUSH? >> YEAH,
BUT SHE NEVER USED IT SO I TOOK IT BACK.
YEAH, BUT SHE NEVER USED IT SO I
TOOK IT BACK. >> IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY
SO I TOOK IT BACK. >> IT
DOESN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE.
IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY
DIFFERENCE. IF YOU GAVE IT TO HER,
DIFFERENCE. IF YOU GAVE IT TO
HER, THEN IT BELONGS TO HER.
IF YOU GAVE IT TO HER, THEN IT BELONGS
TO HER. >> NOW IF YOU WANT THE BRUSH,
THEN IT BELONGS TO HER. >> NOW IF YOU WANT
THE BRUSH, YOU COME OVER AND YOU ASK HER
NOW IF YOU WANT THE BRUSH, YOU
COME OVER AND YOU ASK HER FOR IT.
YOU COME OVER AND YOU
ASK HER FOR IT. >> BUT DAD...
FOR IT. >> BUT DAD... >> ASK HER!
BUT DAD... >> ASK HER!
RUDY, CAN I BORROW
ASK HER! >> RUDY, CAN
I BORROW MY HAIRBRUSH?
RUDY, CAN I BORROW
MY HAIRBRUSH? >> NO.
MY HAIRBRUSH? >> NO. >>
RUDY, CAN I BORROW YOUR
NO. >> RUDY, CAN I
BORROW YOUR HAIRBRUSH?
RUDY, CAN I BORROW
YOUR HAIRBRUSH? >> YES.
HAIRBRUSH? >> YES. >> THANK YOU.
YES. >> THANK
YOU. >> NOW, YOU SEE.
THANK YOU. >> NOW, YOU SEE.
NOW, WHAT DID YOU LEARN FROM
NOW, YOU SEE. NOW, WHAT
DID YOU LEARN FROM THAT?
NOW, WHAT DID YOU LEARN FROM
THAT? >> THAT I SHOULD HAVE MY OWN
THAT? >> THAT I SHOULD
HAVE MY OWN ROOM.
THAT I SHOULD HAVE MY OWN
ROOM. >> WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, GET YOUR
ROOM. >> WHILE YOU'RE AT
IT, GET YOUR OWN HOUSE TOO.
WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, GET YOUR
OWN HOUSE TOO. NOW, LET'S GET READY.
OWN HOUSE TOO. NOW,
LET'S GET READY. COME ON.
NOW, LET'S GET READY. COME ON.
YOU STILL WAITING FOR DENISE TO
COME ON. YOU STILL WAITING FOR
DENISE TO COME OUT OF THAT BATHROOM?
YOU STILL WAITING FOR DENISE TO COME OUT
OF THAT BATHROOM? >> IT'S NOT FAIR, DAD.
COME OUT OF THAT BATHROOM? >> IT'S NOT
FAIR, DAD. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN FAIR, SON?
IT'S NOT FAIR, DAD. >> WHAT DO YOU
MEAN FAIR, SON? THERE'S TWO MEN LIVING IN
WHAT DO YOU MEAN FAIR, SON? THERE'S TWO
MEN LIVING IN THE HOUSE WITH FOUR WOMEN.
THERE'S TWO MEN LIVING IN THE HOUSE WITH
FOUR WOMEN. WE'RE LUCKY WE HAVE A GAS
THE HOUSE WITH FOUR WOMEN. WE'RE
LUCKY WE HAVE A GAS STATION ON THE CORNER.
WE'RE LUCKY WE HAVE A GAS STATION ON
THE CORNER. >> BUT DAD, I WANTED TO SHAVE
STATION ON THE CORNER. >> BUT
DAD, I WANTED TO SHAVE FOR TONIGHT.
[LAUGHING]
YOUR FACE? >> YEAH.
YOUR FACE? >> YEAH. >>
COME ON, STEP DOWN IN
YEAH. >> COME ON,
STEP DOWN IN THE LIGHT.
COME ON, STEP DOWN IN THE
LIGHT. >> ABOVE THE LIP AND ABOVE
THE LIGHT. >> ABOVE THE
LIP AND ABOVE THE CHIN.
ABOVE THE LIP AND ABOVE
THE CHIN. >> YEAH, OKAY.
THE CHIN. >> YEAH, OKAY.
[LAUGHING] ABOVE THE LIP?
YEAH, OKAY. [LAUGHING]
ABOVE THE LIP? AND WHERE ELSE?
[LAUGHING] ABOVE THE LIP? AND
WHERE ELSE? >> AND ABOVE THE CHIN.
AND WHERE ELSE? >> AND
ABOVE THE CHIN. >> [LAUGHING]
AND ABOVE THE CHIN. >>
[LAUGHING] LOOK IT'S... OH, I SEE IT!
[LAUGHING] LOOK IT'S... OH, I
SEE IT! RIGHT THERE, OH HOLD STILL!
LOOK IT'S... OH, I SEE IT! RIGHT
THERE, OH HOLD STILL! THERE YOU GO.
RIGHT THERE, OH HOLD STILL! THERE
YOU GO. NOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHAVE.
THERE YOU GO. NOW, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO SHAVE. NO, I WAS JUST JOKING.
NOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHAVE. NO, I WAS
JUST JOKING. LOOK, I AM... I'M JUST TICKLED
NO, I WAS JUST JOKING. LOOK, I
AM... I'M JUST TICKLED ABOUT THIS.
LOOK, I AM... I'M JUST TICKLED ABOUT
THIS. MY SON AND HIS FIRST SHAVE,
ABOUT THIS. MY SON AND HIS
FIRST SHAVE, I MEAN I'M PROUD.
MY SON AND HIS FIRST SHAVE, I
MEAN I'M PROUD. >> IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
I MEAN I'M PROUD. >> IT'S NO BIG
DEAL. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S
IT'S NO BIG DEAL. >> WHAT
DO YOU MEAN IT'S NO BIG DEAL?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S
NO BIG DEAL? IT IS A BIG DEAL.
NO BIG DEAL? IT IS A BIG DEAL. I
MEAN, OF COURSE, YOU'RE NOT
IT IS A BIG DEAL. I MEAN, OF COURSE,
YOU'RE NOT LOOKING LIKE A MOUNTAIN MAN
I MEAN, OF COURSE, YOU'RE NOT LOOKING
LIKE A MOUNTAIN MAN OR ANYTHING.
LOOKING LIKE A MOUNTAIN
MAN OR ANYTHING. DENISE!
OR ANYTHING. DENISE! >> WHAT?
DENISE! >> WHAT? >> COME ON OUT.
WHAT? >> COME ON OUT.
THIS IS YOUR FATHER CALLING.
COME ON OUT. THIS IS YOUR
FATHER CALLING. >> DON'T COME IN!
THIS IS YOUR FATHER CALLING. >>
DON'T COME IN! >> NO, NO, NO, YOU GOT
DON'T COME IN! >> NO, NO,
NO, YOU GOT A 2-MINUTE WARNING.
NO, NO, NO, YOU GOT A
2-MINUTE WARNING. >> DADDY!
A 2-MINUTE WARNING.
DADDY! >> THANKS DAD.
DADDY! >> THANKS DAD.
NOW, WHAT ARE YOU GOING
THANKS DAD. >> NOW,
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO USE?
NOW, WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO USE? >> I BOUGHT ONE OF THOSE
TO USE? >> I BOUGHT ONE OF
THOSE DISPOSABLE RAZORS IN A DRUG
I BOUGHT ONE OF THOSE
DISPOSABLE RAZORS IN A DRUG STORE.
DISPOSABLE RAZORS
IN A DRUG STORE. >> NO!
STORE. >> NO! YOUR
FATHER'S GOT JUST THE THING
NO! YOUR FATHER'S GOT
JUST THE THING FOR YOU.
YOUR FATHER'S GOT JUST THE THING FOR
YOU. THE TRADITIONAL HUXTABLE RAZOR,
FOR YOU. THE TRADITIONAL HUXTABLE
RAZOR, ALWAYS USED BY THE MALE
THE TRADITIONAL HUXTABLE RAZOR, ALWAYS
USED BY THE MALE THE FIRST TIME SHAVING.
ALWAYS USED BY THE MALE THE FIRST
TIME SHAVING. >> DAD, YOU KNOW, I WAS IN
THE FIRST TIME SHAVING. >> DAD, YOU KNOW,
I WAS IN THE STORE RENTING MY TUXEDO AND
DAD, YOU KNOW, I WAS IN THE STORE RENTING MY
TUXEDO AND THE GUY SAID THERE WERE A WHOLE
THE STORE RENTING MY TUXEDO AND THE GUY SAID
THERE WERE A WHOLE LOT OF PEOPLE COMING IN FOR
THE GUY SAID THERE WERE A WHOLE LOT OF
PEOPLE COMING IN FOR THE HUXTABLE PARTY.
LOT OF PEOPLE COMING IN FOR THE
HUXTABLE PARTY. >> YOU'RE KIDDING.
THE HUXTABLE PARTY. >> YOU'RE
KIDDING. >> AND HE SAID THEY WERE
YOU'RE KIDDING. >> AND HE SAID THEY
WERE ALL TALKING ABOUT WHAT A GREAT
AND HE SAID THEY WERE ALL TALKING ABOUT
WHAT A GREAT DOCTOR YOU ARE, HOW GREAT YOU
ALL TALKING ABOUT WHAT A GREAT DOCTOR YOU ARE,
HOW GREAT YOU ARE IN SURGERY AND HOW MUCH YOU
DOCTOR YOU ARE, HOW GREAT YOU ARE IN SURGERY
AND HOW MUCH YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR PATIENTS.
ARE IN SURGERY AND HOW MUCH YOU
CARE ABOUT YOUR PATIENTS. >> ALL RIGHT.
CARE ABOUT YOUR PATIENTS. >>
ALL RIGHT. >> I TOLD HIM, TO ME,
ALL RIGHT. >> I TOLD
HIM, TO ME, YOU JUST DAD.
I TOLD HIM, TO ME, YOU
JUST DAD. >> [LAUGHING]
YOU JUST DAD. >> [LAUGHING]
SEE, YOU BEING A DOCTOR
[LAUGHING] >> SEE, YOU BEING
A DOCTOR WAS NEVER A BIG DEAL.
SEE, YOU BEING A DOCTOR WAS NEVER
A BIG DEAL. I MEAN IT WAS WHAT YOU DO.
WAS NEVER A BIG DEAL. I MEAN IT
WAS WHAT YOU DO. IT WAS YOUR JOB.
I MEAN IT WAS WHAT YOU DO. IT WAS YOUR
JOB. BUT TALKING TO THIS GUY MADE ME,
IT WAS YOUR JOB. BUT TALKING TO
THIS GUY MADE ME, I DON'T KNOW, PROUD.
BUT TALKING TO THIS GUY MADE ME, I
DON'T KNOW, PROUD. >> ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
I DON'T KNOW, PROUD. >> ALL RIGHT,
OKAY. ALL RIGHT, GO LATHER UP.
ALL RIGHT, OKAY. ALL RIGHT,
GO LATHER UP. >> OKAY, DAD.
ALL RIGHT, GO LATHER UP. >> OKAY,
DAD. >> SO, HOW'S IT GOING OUT THERE?
OKAY, DAD. >> SO, HOW'S IT
GOING OUT THERE? >> HOW'S IT GOING?
SO, HOW'S IT GOING OUT THERE? >> HOW'S
IT GOING? OUR SON IS GOING TO SHAVE FOR
HOW'S IT GOING? OUR SON IS GOING
TO SHAVE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE.
OUR SON IS GOING TO SHAVE FOR THE
FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE. >> NOT WITH THAT?
THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE. >> NOT
WITH THAT? >> YES, THIS IS THE HUXTABLE
NOT WITH THAT? >> YES,
THIS IS THE HUXTABLE RAZOR.
YES, THIS IS THE HUXTABLE
RAZOR. ALL THE MEN USE IT THE FIRST
RAZOR. ALL THE MEN USE IT
THE FIRST TIME THEY EVER SHAVE.
ALL THE MEN USE IT THE FIRST TIME THEY
EVER SHAVE. >> CLIFF, HE'LL CUT HIMSELF.
TIME THEY EVER SHAVE. >> CLIFF, HE'LL
CUT HIMSELF. >> THAT'S THE FUN PART OF IT.
CLIFF, HE'LL CUT HIMSELF. >> THAT'S
THE FUN PART OF IT. >> THANK YOU.
THAT'S THE FUN PART OF
IT. >> THANK YOU. >> OH DADDY.
THANK YOU. >>
OH DADDY. >> YEAH.
OH DADDY. >> YEAH. >>
BRIDGET STANLEY'S HAVING
YEAH. >> BRIDGET STANLEY'S
HAVING A PARTY TONIGHT, AND I WAS
BRIDGET STANLEY'S HAVING A PARTY
TONIGHT, AND I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD GO
A PARTY TONIGHT, AND I WAS WONDERING
IF I COULD GO AFTER THE BANQUET.
WONDERING IF I COULD GO AFTER THE
BANQUET. WELL, I WAS HOPING THAT WE'D ALL
AFTER THE BANQUET. WELL, I WAS HOPING
THAT WE'D ALL GET TOGETHER AFTER DINNER AND
WELL, I WAS HOPING THAT WE'D ALL GET TOGETHER
AFTER DINNER AND BASK IN THE GLOW OF MY AWARD.
GET TOGETHER AFTER DINNER AND BASK IN
THE GLOW OF MY AWARD. >> WHERE WE GOING?
BASK IN THE GLOW OF MY AWARD.
WHERE WE GOING? >> BACK HERE.
WHERE WE GOING? >> BACK HERE.
DADDY, YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING
BACK HERE. >> DADDY, YOU
KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN?
DADDY, YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO
HAPPEN? RUDY AND VANESSA ARE GOING
TO HAPPEN? RUDY AND VANESSA
ARE GOING TO BE FIGHTING.
RUDY AND VANESSA ARE GOING TO BE
FIGHTING. THEO AND I ARE GOING TO BE
TO BE FIGHTING. THEO AND I ARE GOING
TO BE FIGHTING, AND YOU'RE GOING TO
THEO AND I ARE GOING TO BE FIGHTING, AND
YOU'RE GOING TO COMPLAIN ALL NIGHT THAT YOU ATE
FIGHTING, AND YOU'RE GOING TO COMPLAIN ALL NIGHT
THAT YOU ATE TOO MUCH AND FALL ASLEEP ON THE
COMPLAIN ALL NIGHT THAT YOU ATE TOO
MUCH AND FALL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH.
TOO MUCH AND FALL ASLEEP ON
THE COUCH. >> AND YOU WANT TO MISS
COUCH. >> AND YOU
WANT TO MISS ALL THAT?
AND YOU WANT TO
MISS ALL THAT? >> COULD I?
ALL THAT? >> COULD I? >>
WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER,
COULD I? >> WE'LL TALK
ABOUT IT LATER, OKAY?
WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT
LATER, OKAY? >> OKAY.
OKAY? >> OKAY. >>
AH DENISE, GOOD LUCK
OKAY. >> AH DENISE, GOOD LUCK
WITH WHATEVER YOU'RE GOING TO DO
AH DENISE, GOOD LUCK WITH WHATEVER
YOU'RE GOING TO DO WITH YOUR HAIR.
JUST PROMISE ME YOU WON'T LOSE THE RAZOR
IN THERE. >> I PUT TOO MUCH ON, DIDN'T I?
WON'T LOSE THE RAZOR IN THERE. >> I PUT TOO MUCH
ON, DIDN'T I? >> OH NO, SOMETIMES I USE THREE
I PUT TOO MUCH ON, DIDN'T I? >> OH NO,
SOMETIMES I USE THREE OR FOUR CANS MYSELF.
OH NO, SOMETIMES I USE THREE
OR FOUR CANS MYSELF. THERE YOU ARE.
OR FOUR CANS MYSELF. THERE
YOU ARE. GOOD LUCK, AND USE
THERE YOU ARE. GOOD LUCK,
AND USE LONG SMOOTH STROKES.
GOOD LUCK, AND USE LONG
SMOOTH STROKES. >> THANKS DAD.
LONG SMOOTH STROKES.
THANKS DAD. >> GO AHEAD.
THANKS DAD. >> GO
AHEAD. >> SO, HOW WE DOING?
GO AHEAD. >> SO, HOW
WE DOING? >> HOW WE DOING?
SO, HOW WE DOING? >> HOW WE
DOING? WE'RE GOING TO DO JUST FINE.
HOW WE DOING? WE'RE GOING TO DO
JUST FINE. EVERY HUXTABLE'S GOING TO BE
WE'RE GOING TO DO JUST FINE. EVERY
HUXTABLE'S GOING TO BE ON TIME EXCEPT DENISE.
EVERY HUXTABLE'S GOING TO BE ON TIME
EXCEPT DENISE. I'M WORRIED ABOUT HER HEAD.
ON TIME EXCEPT DENISE. I'M WORRIED
ABOUT HER HEAD. >> SHOULDN'T YOU BE GETTING
I'M WORRIED ABOUT HER HEAD. >>
SHOULDN'T YOU BE GETTING DRESSED?
SHOULDN'T YOU BE GETTING DRESSED?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT
DRESSED? >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT ME GETTING DRESSED BECAUSE
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ME GETTING
DRESSED BECAUSE OBSTETRICIANS ARE THE FASTEST
ME GETTING DRESSED BECAUSE OBSTETRICIANS
ARE THE FASTEST DRESSERS IN THE WORLD.
OBSTETRICIANS ARE THE FASTEST DRESSERS
IN THE WORLD. YOU FORGET THAT ONE TIME 3:00
DRESSERS IN THE WORLD. YOU FORGET THAT ONE
TIME 3:00 IN THE MORNING IN THAT VERY BED
YOU FORGET THAT ONE TIME 3:00 IN THE MORNING
IN THAT VERY BED I WAS AND A WOMAN CALLED,
IN THE MORNING IN THAT VERY BED I WAS
AND A WOMAN CALLED, SHE WAS FULLY CLOTHED.
I WAS AND A WOMAN CALLED, SHE WAS
FULLY CLOTHED. HER HUSBAND WAS IN THE CAR
SHE WAS FULLY CLOTHED. HER HUSBAND
WAS IN THE CAR WITH THE MOTOR RUNNING.
HER HUSBAND WAS IN THE CAR WITH THE
MOTOR RUNNING. THEY WERE 10 MINUTES FROM
WITH THE MOTOR RUNNING. THEY WERE 10
MINUTES FROM THE HOSPITAL, AND I JUMPED UP,
THEY WERE 10 MINUTES FROM THE HOSPITAL,
AND I JUMPED UP, SHOWERED, SHAVED, PUT MY
THE HOSPITAL, AND I JUMPED UP, SHOWERED,
SHAVED, PUT MY THREE-PIECE SUIT ON, WAS
SHOWERED, SHAVED, PUT MY THREE-PIECE
SUIT ON, WAS STANDING IN THE ADMITTING ROOM
THREE-PIECE SUIT ON, WAS STANDING IN THE
ADMITTING ROOM HAVING READ A BOOK THAT I BOUGHT
STANDING IN THE ADMITTING ROOM HAVING
READ A BOOK THAT I BOUGHT IN THE GIFT SHOP.
HAVING READ A BOOK THAT I BOUGHT
IN THE GIFT SHOP. >> YOU'RE SO SILLY.
IN THE GIFT SHOP. >> YOU'RE
SO SILLY. CLIFF, GET DRESSED.
YOU'RE SO SILLY. CLIFF, GET
DRESSED. >> THANK YOU, DEAR.
CLIFF, GET DRESSED. >>
THANK YOU, DEAR. >> HMM MMM.
COME ON, YOU GUYS,
WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE! WHOA!
WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE!
WHOA! >> SHARP, HUH?
WHOA! >> SHARP, HUH? I
THINK I FINALLY FOUND MY LOOK.
SHARP, HUH? I THINK I
FINALLY FOUND MY LOOK. >> WOO!
I THINK I FINALLY FOUND MY LOOK.
WOO! >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
WOO! >> THANK YOU,
THANK YOU. >> IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU. >>
IT'S BEAUTIFUL. >> THANK YOU.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL. >> THANK YOU.
CAN I HAVE THE DRESS WHEN YOU'VE
THANK YOU. CAN I HAVE THE
DRESS WHEN YOU'VE OUTGROWN IT?
CAN I HAVE THE DRESS WHEN YOU'VE
OUTGROWN IT? >> YOU KNOW VANESSA, YOU THINK
OUTGROWN IT? >> YOU KNOW VANESSA,
YOU THINK ABOUT YOURSELF A LOT.
YOU KNOW VANESSA, YOU THINK
ABOUT YOURSELF A LOT. >> IS THAT A YES?
ABOUT YOURSELF A LOT. >> IS
THAT A YES? >> AND I LIKE THAT BAG.
IS THAT A YES? >> AND I LIKE
THAT BAG. >> THE BAG IS NOT PART OF
AND I LIKE THAT BAG. >> THE
BAG IS NOT PART OF THE OUTFIT.
THE BAG IS NOT PART OF THE OUTFIT.
I'M BRINGING SOME EXTRA CLOTHES
THE OUTFIT. I'M BRINGING SOME EXTRA
CLOTHES IN CASE I GO TO A PARTY AFTER
I'M BRINGING SOME EXTRA CLOTHES IN
CASE I GO TO A PARTY AFTER THE BANQUET.
IN CASE I GO TO A PARTY AFTER THE
BANQUET. >> YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PUT
THE BANQUET. >> YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO PUT MY DRESS IN THERE, ARE YOU?
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PUT MY
DRESS IN THERE, ARE YOU? >> WOO!
MY DRESS IN THERE, ARE YOU?
WOO! >> I DRESSED MYSELF.
WOO! >> I DRESSED
MYSELF. >> WOO!
I DRESSED MYSELF. >>
WOO! >> WELL, THANK YOU.
WOO! >> WELL, THANK
YOU. YOU LOOK FABULOUS TOO.
WELL, THANK YOU. YOU LOOK
FABULOUS TOO. >> YOU DO TOO, MOMMY.
YOU LOOK FABULOUS TOO. >> YOU
DO TOO, MOMMY. >> WHERE'S DAD?
YOU DO TOO, MOMMY. >>
WHERE'S DAD? >> ON MY WAY.
WHERE'S DAD? >>
ON MY WAY. >> WOO!
ON MY WAY. >> WOO!
DO YOU LIKE MY BACK?
WOO! >> DO YOU LIKE MY
BACK? ALL RIGHT, LET ME LOOK AT
DO YOU LIKE MY BACK? ALL
RIGHT, LET ME LOOK AT ALL OF YOU.
ALL RIGHT, LET ME LOOK AT ALL OF
YOU. [LAUGHING] YOU KNOW WHAT?
ALL OF YOU. [LAUGHING] YOU KNOW
WHAT? THIS FAMILY IS TOO GOOD LOOKING
[LAUGHING] YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS FAMILY
IS TOO GOOD LOOKING TO LEAVE THIS HOUSE.
DR. HUXTABLE HERE? HI, HOW ARE YOU,
MRS. RANDALL? HOW FAR APART ARE THEY?
HI, HOW ARE YOU, MRS. RANDALL? HOW
FAR APART ARE THEY? WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THE
HOW FAR APART ARE THEY? WELL, IT LOOKS
LIKE THE BEGINNING OF LABOR FOR YOU.
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THE BEGINNING
OF LABOR FOR YOU. GO AHEAD.
BEGINNING OF LABOR FOR YOU. GO
AHEAD. I'LL MEET YOU THERE IN A FEW
GO AHEAD. I'LL MEET YOU
THERE IN A FEW MINUTES.
I'LL MEET YOU THERE IN A
FEW MINUTES. ALL RIGHT.
MINUTES. ALL RIGHT. NOW,
IT IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
ALL RIGHT. NOW, IT IS NOT WHAT YOU
THINK. IT IS THIS WOMAN'S FIRST CHILD
NOW, IT IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK. IT IS THIS WOMAN'S
FIRST CHILD AND HER LABOR PAINS ARE SO FAR
IT IS THIS WOMAN'S FIRST CHILD AND HER LABOR
PAINS ARE SO FAR APART, IT'S A GOOD 12 HOURS
AND HER LABOR PAINS ARE SO FAR APART, IT'S
A GOOD 12 HOURS BEFORE ANYTHING HAPPENS.
APART, IT'S A GOOD 12 HOURS BEFORE ANYTHING
HAPPENS. I'LL GO OVER, I'LL MAKE HER FEEL
BEFORE ANYTHING HAPPENS. I'LL GO OVER, I'LL
MAKE HER FEEL COMFORTABLE, I'LL GET RIGHT TO
I'LL GO OVER, I'LL MAKE HER FEEL COMFORTABLE,
I'LL GET RIGHT TO THE BANQUET BEFORE YOU CAN
COMFORTABLE, I'LL GET RIGHT TO THE
BANQUET BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN MISS ME.
THE BANQUET BEFORE YOU CAN
EVEN MISS ME. >> COULDN'T DR. DALY
EVEN MISS ME. >> COULDN'T
DR. DALY COVER FOR YOU?
COULDN'T DR. DALY COVER
FOR YOU? >> THIS IS HER FIRST BABY.
COVER FOR YOU? >> THIS IS HER
FIRST BABY. AND BESIDES, SHE'S
THIS IS HER FIRST BABY. AND BESIDES,
SHE'S NEVER SEEN ME IN MY TUXEDO.
HI DOCTOR. >> HI, HOW
ARE YOU, MRS. RANDALL?
HI, HOW ARE YOU, MRS.
RANDALL? >> YOU REALLY DIDN'T HAVE
MRS. RANDALL? >> YOU REALLY DIDN'T
HAVE TO GET DRESSED UP, DOCTOR.
YOU REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO GET DRESSED
UP, DOCTOR. >> HE'S BEING HONORED TONIGHT,
TO GET DRESSED UP, DOCTOR. >> HE'S BEING
HONORED TONIGHT, PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR.
HE'S BEING HONORED TONIGHT, PHYSICIAN
OF THE YEAR. >> PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR.
PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR. >> PHYSICIAN OF
THE YEAR. >> AT YOUR SERVICE, MADAME.
PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR. >> AT YOUR
SERVICE, MADAME. ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE?
AT YOUR SERVICE, MADAME.
ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE? >> NO.
ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE?
NO. >> WHERE'S MR. RANDALL?
NO. >> WHERE'S
MR. RANDALL? >> ON THE ROAD.
WHERE'S MR. RANDALL? >>
ON THE ROAD. >> SALESMAN?
ON THE ROAD. >> SALESMAN?
NO, POWER FORWARD
SALESMAN? >> NO, POWER
FORWARD FOR THE KNICKS.
NO, POWER FORWARD
FOR THE KNICKS. OH!
FOR THE KNICKS. OH! >>
THE KNICKS, THEY'RE IN
OH! >> THE KNICKS, THEY'RE
IN PHILADELPHIA TONIGHT.
THE KNICKS, THEY'RE IN PHILADELPHIA
TONIGHT. >> YOU'RE PLAYING THE SIXERS,
PHILADELPHIA TONIGHT. >>
YOU'RE PLAYING THE SIXERS, HUH?
YOU'RE PLAYING THE SIXERS,
HUH? WOW, THAT'S TOO BAD.
HUH? WOW, THAT'S TOO BAD. >>
HE REALLY WANTED TO BE HERE.
WOW, THAT'S TOO BAD. >> HE REALLY
WANTED TO BE HERE. WE WENT TO THE LAMAZE
HE REALLY WANTED TO BE HERE. WE
WENT TO THE LAMAZE AND EVERYTHING.
WE WENT TO THE LAMAZE AND
EVERYTHING. >> WELL PERHAPS BY THE TIME
AND EVERYTHING. >> WELL PERHAPS BY
THE TIME THE GAME IS OVER, HE CAN DRIVE
WELL PERHAPS BY THE TIME THE GAME IS OVER,
HE CAN DRIVE HERE BEFORE YOU HAVE THE BABY.
THE GAME IS OVER, HE CAN DRIVE HERE BEFORE
YOU HAVE THE BABY. IS THE GAME ON TV?
HERE BEFORE YOU HAVE THE
BABY. IS THE GAME ON TV? >> YEAH.
IS THE GAME ON TV? >> YEAH.
OKAY, WELL TURN IT ON.
YEAH. >> OKAY, WELL TURN IT
ON. GO AHEAD, AND MAYBE THEY'LL WIN
OKAY, WELL TURN IT ON. GO AHEAD, AND MAYBE
THEY'LL WIN ON HIS SHOT FROM 30 FEET OUT
GO AHEAD, AND MAYBE THEY'LL WIN ON HIS SHOT
FROM 30 FEET OUT WITH 2 SECONDS LEFT TO PLAY,
ON HIS SHOT FROM 30 FEET OUT WITH 2 SECONDS
LEFT TO PLAY, SWISH THROUGH THE NET!
WITH 2 SECONDS LEFT TO PLAY,
SWISH THROUGH THE NET! >> [LAUGHING]
SWISH THROUGH THE NET! >>
[LAUGHING] >> NOT YOUR HUSBAND.
WOW, IT'S EVERYTHING I THOUGHT IT
WOULD BE. I'M ALREADY HAVING A GREAT TIME.
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. I'M ALREADY
HAVING A GREAT TIME. >> WHO'S THAT?
I'M ALREADY HAVING A GREAT TIME. >>
WHO'S THAT? >> I DON'T KNOW, BUT THEY MUST
WHO'S THAT? >> I DON'T KNOW,
BUT THEY MUST REALIZE WHO WE ARE.
I DON'T KNOW, BUT THEY MUST
REALIZE WHO WE ARE. >> THIS IS OUR TABLE.
REALIZE WHO WE ARE. >> THIS IS
OUR TABLE. >> HEY, THERE ARE ONLY
THIS IS OUR TABLE. >> HEY,
THERE ARE ONLY FIVE CHAIRS.
HEY, THERE ARE ONLY FIVE CHAIRS.
WE NEED ANOTHER ONE FOR DAD.
FIVE CHAIRS. WE NEED ANOTHER
ONE FOR DAD. >> NO, WE DON'T.
WE NEED ANOTHER ONE FOR DAD. >>
NO, WE DON'T. HE ISN'T SITTING WITH US.
NO, WE DON'T. HE ISN'T SITTING
WITH US. THE GUEST OF HONOR SITS AT
HE ISN'T SITTING WITH US. THE GUEST
OF HONOR SITS AT THE HEAD TABLE.
THE GUEST OF HONOR SITS AT THE HEAD
TABLE. >> ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE DOCTORS?
THE HEAD TABLE. >> ARE ALL THESE
PEOPLE DOCTORS? >> MOST OF THEM.
ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE DOCTORS? >> MOST
OF THEM. >> THIS WOULD BE A GREAT PLACE
MOST OF THEM. >> THIS WOULD
BE A GREAT PLACE TO GET SICK.
THIS WOULD BE A GREAT PLACE
TO GET SICK. >> WHERE'S RUDY?
TO GET SICK. >>
WHERE'S RUDY? >> UH-OH.
WHERE'S RUDY? >> UH-OH.
MY FATHER IS DR. HUXTABLE.
UH-OH. >> MY FATHER IS
DR. HUXTABLE. I'M RUDY, AND I'M 5 YEARS OLD
MY FATHER IS DR. HUXTABLE. I'M RUDY,
AND I'M 5 YEARS OLD AND I DRESSED MYSELF.
I'M RUDY, AND I'M 5 YEARS OLD
AND I DRESSED MYSELF. >> HELLO.
AND I DRESSED MYSELF. >>
HELLO. >> MRS. HUXTABLE.
HELLO. >> MRS. HUXTABLE. >>
OH, DR. WEXLER, HOW ARE YOU?
MRS. HUXTABLE. >> OH, DR. WEXLER,
HOW ARE YOU? >> HAVEN'T YOU FORGOTTEN
OH, DR. WEXLER, HOW ARE YOU? >>
HAVEN'T YOU FORGOTTEN SOMEBODY?
HAVEN'T YOU FORGOTTEN
SOMEBODY? >> OH NO, CLIFF HAD TO MAKE
SOMEBODY? >> OH NO, CLIFF HAD
TO MAKE A STOP AT THE HOSPITAL
OH NO, CLIFF HAD TO MAKE A STOP AT
THE HOSPITAL BUT HE'LL BE HERE SHORTLY.
A STOP AT THE HOSPITAL BUT HE'LL BE
HERE SHORTLY. CHILDREN, THIS IS DR. WEXLER,
BUT HE'LL BE HERE SHORTLY. CHILDREN, THIS
IS DR. WEXLER, THE HOSPITAL ADMINISTRATOR.
CHILDREN, THIS IS DR. WEXLER, THE HOSPITAL
ADMINISTRATOR. I'D LIKE FOR YOU TO MEET
THE HOSPITAL ADMINISTRATOR. I'D
LIKE FOR YOU TO MEET OUR CHILDREN.
I'D LIKE FOR YOU TO MEET OUR
CHILDREN. >> OH, THAT'S NOT NECESSARY.
OUR CHILDREN. >> OH, THAT'S NOT
NECESSARY. I KNOW ALL ABOUT THEM.
OH, THAT'S NOT NECESSARY. I KNOW ALL
ABOUT THEM. BELIEVE ME, THIS IS VANESSA,
I KNOW ALL ABOUT THEM. BELIEVE
ME, THIS IS VANESSA, RIGHT?
BELIEVE ME, THIS IS
VANESSA, RIGHT? >> HELLO.
RIGHT? >> HELLO. >>
UH-HUH, DENISE, YES?
HELLO. >> UH-HUH,
DENISE, YES? >> HI.
UH-HUH, DENISE, YES?
HI. >> AND THAT'S RUDY.
HI. >> AND THAT'S
RUDY. >> THAT'S THEO.
AND THAT'S RUDY. >> THAT'S
THEO. >> WHO ARE YOU, MURRAY?
THAT'S THEO. >> WHO
ARE YOU, MURRAY? >> RUDY.
WHO ARE YOU, MURRAY?
RUDY. >> OH, YOU'RE RUDY.
RUDY. >> OH, YOU'RE RUDY.
YOUR HUSBAND HAS MISSED
OH, YOU'RE RUDY. >> YOUR HUSBAND
HAS MISSED EVERY SHOT SO FAR.
YOUR HUSBAND HAS MISSED EVERY
SHOT SO FAR. EVEN THE TIME HE TRIED TO DUNK
EVERY SHOT SO FAR. EVEN THE TIME HE
TRIED TO DUNK AND NOBODY WAS WITH HIM,
EVEN THE TIME HE TRIED TO DUNK
AND NOBODY WAS WITH HIM, HE MISSED IT.
AND NOBODY WAS WITH HIM, HE MISSED
IT. >> HIS THOUGHTS MUST BE WITH ME.
HE MISSED IT. >> HIS THOUGHTS MUST
BE WITH ME. >> WELL, I'M SURE HIS TEAM
HIS THOUGHTS MUST BE WITH ME. >> WELL, I'M
SURE HIS TEAM WISHES THE REST OF HIM WAS
WELL, I'M SURE HIS TEAM WISHES
THE REST OF HIM WAS HERE TOO.
WISHES THE REST OF HIM WAS
HERE TOO. >> HERE YOU GO, DOCTOR.
HERE TOO. >> HERE YOU
GO, DOCTOR. >> MMM.
HERE YOU GO, DOCTOR. >>
MMM. I'M JUST LOOKING AT YOUR
MMM. I'M JUST LOOKING AT
YOUR TRACINGS, MRS. RANDALL.
I'M JUST LOOKING AT YOUR TRACINGS, MRS.
RANDALL. >> DOCTOR, IS IT OKAY IF WE TURN
TRACINGS, MRS. RANDALL. >> DOCTOR,
IS IT OKAY IF WE TURN THE GAME OFF?
DOCTOR, IS IT OKAY IF WE TURN THE
GAME OFF? >> I THOUGHT YOU WANTED
THE GAME OFF? >> I THOUGHT
YOU WANTED TO WATCH IT.
I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO
WATCH IT. >> HE JUST FOULED OUT.
TO WATCH IT. >> HE JUST
FOULED OUT. IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
HE JUST FOULED OUT. IS EVERYTHING
OKAY? >> YEAH, EVERYTHING'S JUST FINE.
IS EVERYTHING OKAY? >> YEAH, EVERYTHING'S
JUST FINE. I'M JUST GOING TO HANG AROUND
YEAH, EVERYTHING'S JUST FINE. I'M JUST GOING
TO HANG AROUND FOR A FEW MORE CONTRACTIONS.
I'M JUST GOING TO HANG AROUND FOR
A FEW MORE CONTRACTIONS. THAT'S ALL.
FOR A FEW MORE CONTRACTIONS.
THAT'S ALL. >> WHAT ABOUT YOUR BANQUET?
THAT'S ALL. >> WHAT ABOUT YOUR
BANQUET? >> OH, I'LL GET THERE IN PLENTY
WHAT ABOUT YOUR BANQUET? >>
OH, I'LL GET THERE IN PLENTY OF TIME.
OH, I'LL GET THERE IN PLENTY
OF TIME. LISTEN, I'M GOING TO MAKE
OF TIME. LISTEN, I'M
GOING TO MAKE A SPEECH.
LISTEN, I'M GOING TO MAKE A
SPEECH. WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR IT?
A SPEECH. WOULD YOU
LIKE TO HEAR IT? >> YEAH.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR IT? >>
YEAH. >> OH, AND IT'S FUNNY TOO.
YEAH. >> OH, AND IT'S
FUNNY TOO. IT'S REALLY FUNNY.
OH, AND IT'S FUNNY TOO. IT'S
REALLY FUNNY. I THINK I LEFT IT AT HOME.
IT'S REALLY FUNNY. I THINK I LEFT
IT AT HOME. I'LL BE RIGHT... DON'T GO
I THINK I LEFT IT AT HOME. I'LL
BE RIGHT... DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
I'LL BE RIGHT... DON'T GO
ANYWHERE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
I TOLD DAD THIS WAS GOING TO
HAPPEN. >> IT'S JUST A LITTLE SALAD
THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. >>
IT'S JUST A LITTLE SALAD DRESSING.
IT'S JUST A LITTLE SALAD
DRESSING. >> BUT MOM, THIS IS JUST
DRESSING. >> BUT MOM, THIS
IS JUST THE FIRST COURSE.
BUT MOM, THIS IS JUST THE
FIRST COURSE. FROM NOW ON,
THE FIRST COURSE. FROM NOW
ON, IT'S GOING TO GET WORSE.
FROM NOW ON, IT'S GOING
TO GET WORSE. >> SHUT UP.
IT'S GOING TO GET WORSE. >> SHUT
UP. >> THIS MAN HAS CERTAINLY GOT
SHUT UP. >> THIS MAN HAS CERTAINLY
GOT A NERVE, LEAVING ME ALONE
THIS MAN HAS CERTAINLY GOT A
NERVE, LEAVING ME ALONE WITH FOUR KIDS.
A NERVE, LEAVING ME ALONE WITH
FOUR KIDS. HE'S GOING TO GET HIS WHEN
WITH FOUR KIDS. HE'S GOING TO GET
HIS WHEN I AM LAWYER OF THE YEAR.
HE'S GOING TO GET HIS WHEN I AM LAWYER OF
THE YEAR. COME ON, SWEETIE, WE NEED SOME
I AM LAWYER OF THE YEAR. COME ON,
SWEETIE, WE NEED SOME SOAP ON THIS.
COME ON, SWEETIE, WE NEED
SOME SOAP ON THIS. COME ON.
SOAP ON THIS. COME ON. >> I
THINK RUDY'S SPOILING MOM'S
COME ON. >> I THINK RUDY'S
SPOILING MOM'S EVENING.
I THINK RUDY'S SPOILING MOM'S
EVENING. >> YOU KNOW, YOU SPOILED A LOT
EVENING. >> YOU KNOW, YOU SPOILED A
LOT OF EVENINGS WHEN YOU WERE FIVE
YOU KNOW, YOU SPOILED A LOT OF
EVENINGS WHEN YOU WERE FIVE TOO.
OF EVENINGS WHEN YOU WERE FIVE
TOO. >> AND AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,
TOO. >> AND AS FAR AS I'M
CONCERNED, YOU STILL DO.
AND AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, YOU
STILL DO. >> THERE'S A PHONE CALL FOR
YOU STILL DO. >> THERE'S A
PHONE CALL FOR MRS. HUXTABLE.
THERE'S A PHONE CALL FOR
MRS. HUXTABLE. >> I'LL TAKE IT.
MRS. HUXTABLE. >> I'LL TAKE IT.
YOU THINK THEO MEANT WHAT HE
I'LL TAKE IT. >> YOU THINK
THEO MEANT WHAT HE SAID?
YOU THINK THEO MEANT WHAT HE
SAID? >> PROBABLY NOT, BUT YOU KNOW,
SAID? >> PROBABLY NOT, BUT YOU
KNOW, YOU DO HAVE A WAY OF GETTING ON
PROBABLY NOT, BUT YOU KNOW, YOU DO
HAVE A WAY OF GETTING ON PEOPLE'S NERVES.
YOU DO HAVE A WAY OF GETTING ON PEOPLE'S
NERVES. >> YOU KNOW I DON'T MEAN TO.
PEOPLE'S NERVES. >> YOU KNOW I DON'T
MEAN TO. >> WELL MAYBE IF YOU THOUGHT
YOU KNOW I DON'T MEAN TO. >> WELL MAYBE
IF YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THINGS BEFORE YOU SAID
WELL MAYBE IF YOU THOUGHT
ABOUT THINGS BEFORE YOU SAID THEM.
ABOUT THINGS BEFORE YOU SAID
THEM. >> I'LL START DOING THAT,
THEM. >> I'LL START DOING
THAT, EXCEPT WITH THEO.
I'LL START DOING THAT, EXCEPT
WITH THEO. >> THE TELEPHONE'S RIGHT IN
EXCEPT WITH THEO. >> THE
TELEPHONE'S RIGHT IN THERE, SIR.
THE TELEPHONE'S RIGHT
IN THERE, SIR. >> THANK YOU.
THERE, SIR. >>
THANK YOU. HEY DAD.
THANK YOU. HEY DAD. >>
HOW ARE YOU DOING, SON?
HEY DAD. >> HOW ARE YOU
DOING, SON? WHERE'S MOM?
HOW ARE YOU DOING, SON?
WHERE'S MOM? >> SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM
WHERE'S MOM? >> SHE'S IN
THE BATHROOM WITH RUDY.
SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM WITH
RUDY. WHEN ARE YOU GETTING HERE?
WITH RUDY. WHEN ARE YOU
GETTING HERE? >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
WHEN ARE YOU GETTING HERE? >> WELL, I
DON'T KNOW. MRS. RANDALL IS FURTHER ALONG
WELL, I DON'T KNOW. MRS. RANDALL
IS FURTHER ALONG THAN I THOUGHT.
MRS. RANDALL IS FURTHER ALONG
THAN I THOUGHT. LOOK, MY SPEECH,
THAN I THOUGHT. LOOK, MY
SPEECH, I FORGOT THE SPEECH.
LOOK, MY SPEECH, I FORGOT THE
SPEECH. SOMEBODY'S GO TO GO HOME
I FORGOT THE SPEECH. SOMEBODY'S
GO TO GO HOME AND GET IT FOR ME.
SOMEBODY'S GO TO GO HOME
AND GET IT FOR ME. NO SWEAT, DAD.
AND GET IT FOR ME. NO SWEAT,
DAD. WE ALREADY HAVE IT.
NO SWEAT, DAD. WE ALREADY HAVE
IT. MOM FOUND IT IN YOUR PANTS.
WE ALREADY HAVE IT. MOM FOUND IT IN
YOUR PANTS. SHE SAYS WHENEVER WE GO OUT,
MOM FOUND IT IN YOUR PANTS. SHE SAYS
WHENEVER WE GO OUT, SHE ALWAYS HAS TO CHECK
SHE SAYS WHENEVER WE GO OUT, SHE
ALWAYS HAS TO CHECK AFTER YOU AND RUDY.
SHE ALWAYS HAS TO CHECK AFTER
YOU AND RUDY. >> [LAUGHING] OKAY.
AFTER YOU AND RUDY. >> [LAUGHING]
OKAY. HOW'S IT GOING THERE?
[LAUGHING] OKAY. HOW'S IT
GOING THERE? A LOT OF PEOPLE?
HOW'S IT GOING THERE? A
LOT OF PEOPLE? >> IT'S PACKED.
A LOT OF PEOPLE? >> IT'S PACKED.
YEAH WELL, WHAT ARE THEY
IT'S PACKED. >> YEAH WELL,
WHAT ARE THEY SAYING ABOUT ME?
YEAH WELL, WHAT ARE THEY SAYING
ABOUT ME? ARE THEY SAYING, "YOU KNOW,
SAYING ABOUT ME? ARE THEY SAYING,
"YOU KNOW, THAT CLIFF HUXTABLE,
ARE THEY SAYING, "YOU KNOW, THAT
CLIFF HUXTABLE, WHAT AN OBSTETRICIAN"?
THAT CLIFF HUXTABLE, WHAT AN
OBSTETRICIAN"? >> NO, MOSTLY WHAT THEY'RE
WHAT AN OBSTETRICIAN"? >> NO, MOSTLY WHAT
THEY'RE SAYING IS "THAT CLIFF HUXTABLE,
NO, MOSTLY WHAT THEY'RE SAYING
IS "THAT CLIFF HUXTABLE, WHERE IS HE?"
SAYING IS "THAT CLIFF HUXTABLE,
WHERE IS HE?" >> DR. HUXTABLE?
WHERE IS HE?" >>
DR. HUXTABLE? >> YES.
DR. HUXTABLE? >>
YES. JUST A MINUTE.
YES. JUST A MINUTE. >>
MRS. RANDALL'S CONTRACTIONS
JUST A MINUTE. >> MRS. RANDALL'S
CONTRACTIONS ARE STRONGER AND CLOSER
MRS. RANDALL'S CONTRACTIONS
ARE STRONGER AND CLOSER TOGETHER.
ARE STRONGER AND CLOSER
TOGETHER. I THINK YOU BETTER CHECK HER.
TOGETHER. I THINK YOU BETTER
CHECK HER. >> I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
I THINK YOU BETTER CHECK HER. >> I'LL BE
RIGHT THERE. >> SON, IT LOOKS LIKE I'M NOT
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. >> SON, IT
LOOKS LIKE I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT.
SON, IT LOOKS LIKE I'M NOT GOING TO
MAKE IT. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO?
GOING TO MAKE IT. >> WHAT DO YOU
WANT US TO DO? >> IS THAT YOUR FATHER?
WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO? >>
IS THAT YOUR FATHER? >> HOLD ON, DAD.
IS THAT YOUR FATHER? >> HOLD
ON, DAD. >> HE'S STILL AT THE HOSPITAL.
HOLD ON, DAD. >> HE'S STILL AT
THE HOSPITAL. >> LET ME HAVE IT.
HE'S STILL AT THE HOSPITAL. >> LET ME
HAVE IT. HEY HUXTABLE, YOU ALREADY WON
LET ME HAVE IT. HEY HUXTABLE,
YOU ALREADY WON THE AWARD.
HEY HUXTABLE, YOU ALREADY WON THE
AWARD. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE?
THE AWARD. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO
PROVE? >> I'M WORKING ON NEXT YEAR.
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE? >> I'M WORKING
ON NEXT YEAR. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO
I'M WORKING ON NEXT YEAR. >> WHAT
DO YOU WANT ME TO DO WITH THE AWARD?
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO WITH
THE AWARD? >> GIVE IT TO MY SON, WILL YOU?
WITH THE AWARD? >> GIVE IT TO MY SON,
WILL YOU? >> OKAY YOU GOT IT, COACH.
GIVE IT TO MY SON, WILL YOU? >> OKAY
YOU GOT IT, COACH. YOU TAKE THE AWARD.
OKAY YOU GOT IT, COACH. YOU
TAKE THE AWARD. >> NO PROBLEM, DAD.
YOU TAKE THE AWARD. >> NO
PROBLEM, DAD. >> DO ME A FAVOR.
NO PROBLEM, DAD. >> DO ME A
FAVOR. I WANT YOU TO READ MY SPEECH
DO ME A FAVOR. I WANT YOU
TO READ MY SPEECH FOR ME.
I WANT YOU TO READ MY
SPEECH FOR ME. HELLO?
FOR ME. HELLO? HELLO?
HELLO? HELLO? >> MAYBE
MOM SHOULD ACCEPT
HELLO? >> MAYBE MOM
SHOULD ACCEPT THE AWARD.
MAYBE MOM SHOULD ACCEPT THE
AWARD. >> SON, I'D REALLY LIKE FOR YOU
THE AWARD. >> SON, I'D REALLY LIKE FOR
YOU TO READ MY SPEECH FOR ME PLEASE.
SON, I'D REALLY LIKE FOR YOU TO READ MY
SPEECH FOR ME PLEASE. >> OKAY DAD, I'LL TRY.
TO READ MY SPEECH FOR ME
PLEASE. >> OKAY DAD, I'LL TRY. >> GOOD.
OKAY DAD, I'LL TRY.
GOOD. GOOD LUCK SON.
GOOD. GOOD LUCK
SON. >> THANKS DAD.
GOOD LUCK SON. >> THANKS DAD.
THEO, IS THAT YOUR FATHER?
THANKS DAD. >> THEO, IS THAT
YOUR FATHER? >> DAD'S NOT COMING.
THEO, IS THAT YOUR FATHER?
DAD'S NOT COMING. >> OH.
DAD'S NOT COMING. >> OH.
HE WANTS ME TO READ HIS
OH. >> HE WANTS
ME TO READ HIS SPEECH.
HE WANTS ME TO
READ HIS SPEECH. >> THEO!
SPEECH. >> THEO! >>
MOM, I DON'T WANT TO DO IT.
THEO! >> MOM, I DON'T WANT TO
DO IT. WHAT IF THERE'S SOME DOCTOR
MOM, I DON'T WANT TO DO IT. WHAT IF
THERE'S SOME DOCTOR WORDS IN THERE I CAN'T
WHAT IF THERE'S SOME DOCTOR
WORDS IN THERE I CAN'T PRONOUNCE?
WORDS IN THERE I CAN'T PRONOUNCE?
THEO, I THINK YOU SHOULD READ
PRONOUNCE? >> THEO, I THINK YOU
SHOULD READ YOUR FATHER'S SPEECH.
THEO, I THINK YOU SHOULD READ YOUR FATHER'S
SPEECH. >> MOM, I THINK YOU SHOULD.
YOUR FATHER'S SPEECH. >> MOM, I
THINK YOU SHOULD. DAD WILL NEVER KNOW.
MOM, I THINK YOU SHOULD. DAD
WILL NEVER KNOW. >> WELL ALL RIGHT,
DAD WILL NEVER KNOW. >> WELL
ALL RIGHT, IF YOU WANT ME TO, I WILL.
WELL ALL RIGHT, IF YOU WANT ME
TO, I WILL. BUT WHAT DID HE SAY TO YOU
IF YOU WANT ME TO, I WILL. BUT WHAT DID
HE SAY TO YOU WHEN HE ASKED YOU TO DO IT?
BUT WHAT DID HE SAY TO YOU WHEN HE ASKED
YOU TO DO IT? >> HE SAID HE'D REALLY LIKE
WHEN HE ASKED YOU TO DO IT? >> HE
SAID HE'D REALLY LIKE FOR ME TO DO IT.
HE SAID HE'D REALLY LIKE
FOR ME TO DO IT. >> WELL?
FOR ME TO DO IT.
WELL? >> OKAY.
WELL? >> OKAY. >> OKAY.
OKAY. >> OKAY.
OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
OKAY. OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
YOUR FATHER'S SPEECH WASN'T
OH, WAIT A MINUTE. YOUR FATHER'S
SPEECH WASN'T THE ONLY THING HE FORGOT.
YOUR FATHER'S SPEECH WASN'T THE
ONLY THING HE FORGOT. COME HERE.
THE ONLY THING HE FORGOT. COME
HERE. NOW, I WOULD LIKE VERY MUCH
COME HERE. NOW, I WOULD LIKE VERY
MUCH FOR YOU TO GO OUT THERE AND READ
NOW, I WOULD LIKE VERY MUCH FOR YOU TO GO
OUT THERE AND READ THIS SPEECH AS IF YOU HAD
FOR YOU TO GO OUT THERE AND READ THIS SPEECH
AS IF YOU HAD WRITTEN IT YOURSELF, OKAY?
THIS SPEECH AS IF YOU HAD WRITTEN IT YOURSELF,
OKAY? MAKE ME AND YOUR DAD VERY PROUD.
WRITTEN IT YOURSELF, OKAY? MAKE
ME AND YOUR DAD VERY PROUD. LET'S GO.
MAKE ME AND YOUR DAD VERY PROUD.
LET'S GO. >> WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
LET'S GO. >> WELCOME LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN TO THE ANNUAL PHYSICIAN
WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TO THE
ANNUAL PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR AWARD BANQUET.
TO THE ANNUAL PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR AWARD
BANQUET. AS YOU CAN SEE, OUR HONOREE IS
OF THE YEAR AWARD BANQUET. AS YOU CAN SEE,
OUR HONOREE IS NOT HERE, BUT THAT'S THE CHANCE
AS YOU CAN SEE, OUR HONOREE IS NOT HERE, BUT
THAT'S THE CHANCE YOU TAKE WHEN YOU SELECT
NOT HERE, BUT THAT'S THE CHANCE YOU
TAKE WHEN YOU SELECT AN OBSTETRICIAN.
YOU TAKE WHEN YOU SELECT AN OBSTETRICIAN.
HE'S AT THE HOSPITAL DELIVERING
AN OBSTETRICIAN. HE'S AT THE HOSPITAL
DELIVERING A BABY, WHICH SHOWS YOU
HE'S AT THE HOSPITAL DELIVERING A BABY, WHICH
SHOWS YOU THE LENGTHS THAT HE WILL GO TO
A BABY, WHICH SHOWS YOU THE LENGTHS
THAT HE WILL GO TO TO LOOK GOOD.
THE LENGTHS THAT HE WILL GO TO TO
LOOK GOOD. AS YOU ALL KNOW, THIS HOSPITAL
TO LOOK GOOD. AS YOU ALL KNOW, THIS
HOSPITAL IS NUMBER ONE AND THAT'S BECAUSE
AS YOU ALL KNOW, THIS HOSPITAL IS NUMBER ONE
AND THAT'S BECAUSE WE GO AFTER TALENT THAT
IS NUMBER ONE AND THAT'S BECAUSE WE GO AFTER
TALENT THAT THE OTHER HOSPITALS OVERLOOK.
WE GO AFTER TALENT THAT THE OTHER
HOSPITALS OVERLOOK. WE'VE GOT BLACKS.
THE OTHER HOSPITALS OVERLOOK. WE'VE
GOT BLACKS. WE'VE GOT NATIVE AMERICANS.
WE'VE GOT BLACKS. WE'VE GOT NATIVE
AMERICANS. WE'VE GOT HISPANICS.
WE'VE GOT NATIVE AMERICANS. WE'VE
GOT HISPANICS. WE'VE GOT ASIAN AMERICANS.
WE'VE GOT HISPANICS. WE'VE GOT ASIAN
AMERICANS. WE'VE EVEN GOT A TEXAN.
WE'VE GOT ASIAN AMERICANS. WE'VE EVEN
GOT A TEXAN. BUT I DON'T HIRE THOSE PEOPLE
WE'VE EVEN GOT A TEXAN. BUT I DON'T HIRE
THOSE PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY ARE MINORITIES,
BUT I DON'T HIRE THOSE PEOPLE BECAUSE
THEY ARE MINORITIES, I HIRE THEM BECAUSE
BECAUSE THEY ARE MINORITIES, I
HIRE THEM BECAUSE THEY HAVE TALENT.
I HIRE THEM BECAUSE THEY HAVE
TALENT. APROPOS OF THAT, ABOUT 20 YEARS
THEY HAVE TALENT. APROPOS OF THAT, ABOUT
20 YEARS AGO, I RECRUITED A YOUNG DOCTOR
APROPOS OF THAT, ABOUT 20 YEARS AGO, I
RECRUITED A YOUNG DOCTOR BY THE NAME OF
AGO, I RECRUITED A YOUNG DOCTOR
BY THE NAME OF HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE.
BY THE NAME OF HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE.
HE WAS A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH.
HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE. HE WAS A DIAMOND IN
THE ROUGH. I REMEMBER HE WAS WEARING A BLUE
HE WAS A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH. I REMEMBER HE
WAS WEARING A BLUE SERGE SUIT AND TENNIS SHOES.
I REMEMBER HE WAS WEARING A BLUE SERGE
SUIT AND TENNIS SHOES. MAYBE HE STILL DOES.
SERGE SUIT AND TENNIS SHOES. MAYBE
HE STILL DOES. BUT TO PROVE HOW GOOD MY
MAYBE HE STILL DOES. BUT TO PROVE HOW
GOOD MY JUDGMENT IS SELECTING THESE
BUT TO PROVE HOW GOOD MY JUDGMENT IS SELECTING
THESE PEOPLE, DR. HUXTABLE HAS TURNED
JUDGMENT IS SELECTING THESE PEOPLE, DR. HUXTABLE
HAS TURNED OUT TO BE AN EXTRAORDINARY
PEOPLE, DR. HUXTABLE HAS TURNED OUT
TO BE AN EXTRAORDINARY OBSTETRICIAN.
OUT TO BE AN EXTRAORDINARY
OBSTETRICIAN. HE IS NOT ONLY AN INNOVATIVE
OBSTETRICIAN. HE IS NOT ONLY AN
INNOVATIVE SURGEON, BUT HE IS ALSO DEVOTED
HE IS NOT ONLY AN INNOVATIVE SURGEON,
BUT HE IS ALSO DEVOTED TO HIS PATIENTS.
SURGEON, BUT HE IS ALSO DEVOTED TO HIS
PATIENTS. HE BRINGS TO THEM A DEGREE OF
TO HIS PATIENTS. HE BRINGS TO THEM A
DEGREE OF EMPATHY AND COMPASSION THAT IS
HE BRINGS TO THEM A DEGREE OF EMPATHY
AND COMPASSION THAT IS VERY HARD TO MATCH.
EMPATHY AND COMPASSION THAT IS VERY HARD
TO MATCH. WHY EVEN THE HUSBANDS LIKE HIM.
VERY HARD TO MATCH. WHY EVEN THE HUSBANDS
LIKE HIM. HIS DEDICATION TO THIS HOSPITAL
WHY EVEN THE HUSBANDS LIKE HIM. HIS DEDICATION
TO THIS HOSPITAL IS SO GREAT THAT WHENEVER
HIS DEDICATION TO THIS HOSPITAL IS SO GREAT
THAT WHENEVER BUSINESS IN THE MATERNITY WARD
IS SO GREAT THAT WHENEVER BUSINESS IN THE
MATERNITY WARD SLOWED DOWN, HIS WIFE CAME IN
BUSINESS IN THE MATERNITY WARD SLOWED DOWN, HIS
WIFE CAME IN PREGNANT AND SHE DID FIVE TIMES.
SLOWED DOWN, HIS WIFE CAME IN PREGNANT AND
SHE DID FIVE TIMES. SHE MUST BE VERY GLAD THAT
PREGNANT AND SHE DID FIVE TIMES. SHE MUST BE
VERY GLAD THAT BUSINESS IN THE MATERNITY WARD
SHE MUST BE VERY GLAD THAT BUSINESS
IN THE MATERNITY WARD IS GOOD NOW.
BUSINESS IN THE MATERNITY WARD IS
GOOD NOW. AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
IS GOOD NOW. AND NOW, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, I WANT TO
AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WITHOUT FURTHER
ADO, I WANT TO PRESENT THE VERA CROCKETT AWARD
WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, I WANT TO PRESENT
THE VERA CROCKETT AWARD FOR THE OUTSTANDING
PRESENT THE VERA CROCKETT AWARD FOR
THE OUTSTANDING PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR TO
FOR THE OUTSTANDING PHYSICIAN OF
THE YEAR TO DR. HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE.
PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR TO DR. HEATHCLIFF
HUXTABLE. AND ACCEPTING ON HIS BEHALF WILL
DR. HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE. AND ACCEPTING ON
HIS BEHALF WILL BE HIS SON, RUDY HUXTABLE.
AND ACCEPTING ON HIS BEHALF WILL BE
HIS SON, RUDY HUXTABLE. >> [APPLAUDING]
FORGIVE ME, THEODORE
HUXTABLE. >> YAY!
MY DISTINGUISHED COLLEAGUES, HOSPITAL
STAFF, DR. WEXLER, COMMUNITY LEADERS,
HOSPITAL STAFF, DR. WEXLER, COMMUNITY
LEADERS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
COMMUNITY LEADERS, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN. WHEN I HEARD THAT I HAD BEEN
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WHEN I HEARD THAT
I HAD BEEN VOTED PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR,
WHEN I HEARD THAT I HAD BEEN VOTED
PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR, I WAS DEEPLY MOVED.
VOTED PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR, I WAS DEEPLY
MOVED. THEY TELL ME I WON BY ONE VOTE,
I WAS DEEPLY MOVED. THEY TELL ME I WON BY
ONE VOTE, WHICH MAKES ME THINK I VOTED FOR
THEY TELL ME I WON BY ONE VOTE, WHICH MAKES
ME THINK I VOTED FOR THE RIGHT PERSON.
RIGHT. I AM VERY HONORED.
CLAIR, I SHARE THIS WITH YOU.
I AM VERY HONORED. CLAIR, I SHARE THIS
WITH YOU. YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION TO ME.
CLAIR, I SHARE THIS WITH YOU. YOU ARE AN
INSPIRATION TO ME. IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THAT
YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION TO ME. IT'S HARD TO
BELIEVE THAT A WOMAN WHO'S BEEN SO BEAUTIFUL
IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THAT A WOMAN WHO'S BEEN
SO BEAUTIFUL FOR SO LONG COULD'VE BEEN RAISED
A WOMAN WHO'S BEEN SO BEAUTIFUL FOR SO LONG
COULD'VE BEEN RAISED ON PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY.
FOR SO LONG COULD'VE BEEN RAISED ON PEANUT
BUTTER AND JELLY. AS A YOUNG BOY, I DREAMED OF
ON PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY. AS A YOUNG
BOY, I DREAMED OF BECOMING A DOCTOR.
AS A YOUNG BOY, I DREAMED OF BECOMING
A DOCTOR. PEOPLE TOLD ME I COULDN'T DO IT
BECOMING A DOCTOR. PEOPLE TOLD ME I
COULDN'T DO IT BECAUSE IT WAS TOO HARD.
PEOPLE TOLD ME I COULDN'T DO IT BECAUSE IT
WAS TOO HARD. THEY WERE RIGHT ABOUT IT BEING
BECAUSE IT WAS TOO HARD. THEY
WERE RIGHT ABOUT IT BEING HARD.
THEY WERE RIGHT ABOUT IT BEING
HARD. BUT ONE THING WAS TOUGHER THAN
HARD. BUT ONE THING WAS TOUGHER
THAN ALL THE OTHERS COMBINED:
BUT ONE THING WAS TOUGHER THAN ALL
THE OTHERS COMBINED: MICROBIOLOGY.
ALL THE OTHERS COMBINED:
MICROBIOLOGY. I HATED MICROBIOLOGY.
MICROBIOLOGY. I HATED MICROBIOLOGY.
BUT I HAD A CHOICE, IF I WANTED
I HATED MICROBIOLOGY. BUT I HAD A
CHOICE, IF I WANTED TO BECOME A DOCTOR,
BUT I HAD A CHOICE, IF I WANTED TO
BECOME A DOCTOR, I HAD TO LEARN IT.
TO BECOME A DOCTOR, I HAD TO
LEARN IT. I HOPE MY CHILDREN WILL NEVER
I HAD TO LEARN IT. I HOPE MY CHILDREN
WILL NEVER LET ANYTHING STAND IN THE WAY OF
I HOPE MY CHILDREN WILL NEVER LET
ANYTHING STAND IN THE WAY OF THEIR DREAMS.
LET ANYTHING STAND IN THE WAY OF
THEIR DREAMS. I AM HONORED TO RECEIVE
THEIR DREAMS. I AM HONORED TO
RECEIVE THE VERA CROCKETT AWARD
I AM HONORED TO RECEIVE THE VERA
CROCKETT AWARD AS PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR.
THE VERA CROCKETT AWARD AS PHYSICIAN
OF THE YEAR. AND I AM PROUD TO SAY THAT
AS PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR. AND I AM PROUD
TO SAY THAT I WORK ALONGSIDE THESE GREAT
AND I AM PROUD TO SAY THAT I WORK
ALONGSIDE THESE GREAT AMERICANS.
I WORK ALONGSIDE THESE
GREAT AMERICANS. [APPLAUDING]
HE WANTS ALL OF US
TO STAND UP AND JOIN HANDS.
I AM AN AMERICAN, AND THIS IS
MY AMERICAN FAMILY. THANK YOU.
MY AMERICAN FAMILY.
THANK YOU. [APPLAUDING]
YAY! >> CONGRATULATIONS,
MRS. RANDALL.
CONGRATULATIONS, MRS. RANDALL.
YOU GOT A BASKETBALL PLAYER.
MRS. RANDALL. YOU GOT A
BASKETBALL PLAYER. >> IT'S A BOY.
YOU GOT A BASKETBALL PLAYER.
IT'S A BOY. >> IT'S A GIRL.
[MUSIC]
"THE COSBY SHOW" IS TAPED IN
FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT, YOU GUYS.
I'VE ASKED YOU, I'VE BEGGED YOU,
YOU GUYS. I'VE ASKED YOU, I'VE
BEGGED YOU, NOW I'M TELLING YOU TO
I'VE ASKED YOU, I'VE BEGGED YOU, NOW
I'M TELLING YOU TO GET DRESSED, OKAY?
NOW I'M TELLING YOU TO
GET DRESSED, OKAY? >> OKAY!
GET DRESSED, OKAY? >> OKAY!
GOSH, THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE,
OKAY! >> GOSH, THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE,
TRYING TO GET FOUR KIDS DRESSED
GOSH, THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE, TRYING
TO GET FOUR KIDS DRESSED TO GO OUT.
TRYING TO GET FOUR KIDS DRESSED TO
GO OUT. >> CLAIR, YOU GOTTA HEAR THIS,
TO GO OUT. >> CLAIR, YOU GOTTA HEAR
THIS, THE OPENING PART OF MY SPEECH.
CLAIR, YOU GOTTA HEAR THIS, THE OPENING
PART OF MY SPEECH. >> OH CLIFF, I'M SORRY.
THE OPENING PART OF MY SPEECH. >> OH CLIFF,
I'M SORRY. WE GOTTA LEAVE HERE IN LESS THAN
OH CLIFF, I'M SORRY. WE GOTTA LEAVE HERE IN
LESS THAN HALF AN HOUR, AND I HAVEN'T EVEN
WE GOTTA LEAVE HERE IN LESS THAN HALF AN HOUR,
AND I HAVEN'T EVEN BEGUN TO GET MYSELF READY.
HALF AN HOUR, AND I HAVEN'T EVEN BEGUN TO
GET MYSELF READY. >> OH ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD.
BEGUN TO GET MYSELF READY. >> OH ALL
RIGHT, GO AHEAD. >> OKAY, HERE WE GO.
OH ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD. >> OKAY,
HERE WE GO. MY DISTINGUISHED COLLEAGUES,
OKAY, HERE WE GO. MY DISTINGUISHED
COLLEAGUES, HOSPITAL STAFF, DR. WEXLER,
MY DISTINGUISHED COLLEAGUES, HOSPITAL
STAFF, DR. WEXLER, COMMUNITY LEADERS...
HOSPITAL STAFF, DR. WEXLER, COMMUNITY
LEADERS... >> KEEP GOING, HONEY, I CAN DO
COMMUNITY LEADERS... >> KEEP GOING, HONEY,
I CAN DO TWO THINGS AT THE SAME TIME.
KEEP GOING, HONEY, I CAN DO TWO THINGS AT THE
SAME TIME. >> WHEN I HEARD THAT I HAD BEEN
TWO THINGS AT THE SAME TIME. >> WHEN I HEARD
THAT I HAD BEEN VOTED PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR,
WHEN I HEARD THAT I HAD BEEN VOTED
PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR, I WAS DEEPLY MOVED...
VOTED PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR, I WAS
DEEPLY MOVED... >> PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR,
I WAS DEEPLY MOVED... >> PHYSICIAN
OF THE YEAR, I WAS DEEPLY MOVED.
PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR, I WAS DEEPLY
MOVED. >> THEY TELL ME I WON BY ONE
I WAS DEEPLY MOVED. >> THEY TELL ME I
WON BY ONE VOTE, WHICH MAKES ME THINK THAT
THEY TELL ME I WON BY ONE VOTE, WHICH MAKES
ME THINK THAT I VOTED FOR THE RIGHT PERSON.
VOTE, WHICH MAKES ME THINK THAT I
VOTED FOR THE RIGHT PERSON. [LAUGHING]
I VOTED FOR THE RIGHT
PERSON. [LAUGHING] THAT'S IT.
[LAUGHING] THAT'S
IT. >> THAT'S AMUSING.
THAT'S IT. >> THAT'S AMUSING.
AMUSING, THAT'S A BIG JOKE,
THAT'S AMUSING. >>
AMUSING, THAT'S A BIG JOKE, CLAIR.
AMUSING, THAT'S A BIG JOKE,
CLAIR. >> WELL HONEY, I'M SURE
CLAIR. >> WELL HONEY, I'M SURE
EVERYBODY'S GOING TO LIKE IT.
WELL HONEY, I'M SURE EVERYBODY'S GOING
TO LIKE IT. AND IF THAT DOESN'T GET 'EM,
EVERYBODY'S GOING TO LIKE IT. AND
IF THAT DOESN'T GET 'EM, THIS WILL.
AND IF THAT DOESN'T GET 'EM, THIS
WILL. >> YOU GOT ME A PRESENT?
THIS WILL. >> YOU GOT
ME A PRESENT? >> ARE YOU
YOU GOT ME A PRESENT? >>
ARE YOU DR. HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE,
ARE YOU DR. HEATHCLIFF
HUXTABLE, PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR?
DR. HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE, PHYSICIAN
OF THE YEAR? >> YOU KNOW, THIS AWARD
PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR? >> YOU
KNOW, THIS AWARD IS QUITE AN HONOR.
YOU KNOW, THIS AWARD IS QUITE
AN HONOR. USUALLY, THEY GIVE IT TO
IS QUITE AN HONOR. USUALLY, THEY
GIVE IT TO A SURGEON OR A CARDIOLOGIST.
USUALLY, THEY GIVE IT TO A SURGEON OR
A CARDIOLOGIST. THIS IS THE FIRST, I AM THE
A SURGEON OR A CARDIOLOGIST. THIS IS THE
FIRST, I AM THE FIRST OBSTETRICIAN TO DO THIS.
THIS IS THE FIRST, I AM THE FIRST
OBSTETRICIAN TO DO THIS. >> YES, YES, I KNOW.
FIRST OBSTETRICIAN TO DO THIS. >> YES,
YES, I KNOW. >> AND THE FIRST CHILD THAT I
YES, YES, I KNOW. >> AND THE FIRST
CHILD THAT I DELIVER AFTER I GET THE AWARD,
AND THE FIRST CHILD THAT I DELIVER AFTER I
GET THE AWARD, I'M GOING TO GET A STAMP THAT
DELIVER AFTER I GET THE AWARD, I'M GOING
TO GET A STAMP THAT SAYS "SPECIAL EDITION"
I'M GOING TO GET A STAMP THAT SAYS
"SPECIAL EDITION" RIGHT ON THE HEEL.
SAYS "SPECIAL EDITION" RIGHT ON
THE HEEL. AND WHEN WE COME BACK, THE
RIGHT ON THE HEEL. AND WHEN WE COME
BACK, THE PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR IS GOING
AND WHEN WE COME BACK, THE PHYSICIAN OF THE
YEAR IS GOING TO HAVE THE NIGHT OF THE YEAR
PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR IS GOING TO
HAVE THE NIGHT OF THE YEAR WITH YOU.
TO HAVE THE NIGHT OF THE
YEAR WITH YOU. >> GIVE IT BACK!
WITH YOU. >> GIVE
IT BACK! >> NO!
GIVE IT BACK!
NO! >> IT'S MINE!
NO! >> IT'S MINE!
SHUT UP, YOU GUYS!
IT'S MINE! >> SHUT UP,
YOU GUYS! >> OPEN THIS DOOR!
SHUT UP, YOU GUYS! >>
OPEN THIS DOOR! RUDY, OPEN IT!
OPEN THIS DOOR! RUDY, OPEN
IT! >> EVERY SINGLE TIME WE GO OUT,
RUDY, OPEN IT! >> EVERY SINGLE
TIME WE GO OUT, IT'S THE SAME THING.
EVERY SINGLE TIME WE GO OUT, IT'S THE
SAME THING. I SPEND 99% OF THE TIME ON THEM
IT'S THE SAME THING. I SPEND 99%
OF THE TIME ON THEM AND 1% ON ME.
I SPEND 99% OF THE TIME ON THEM
AND 1% ON ME. >> WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE.
AND 1% ON ME. >> WHOA, WAIT A
MINUTE. I WANT YOU TO PUT IN 100% OF
WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE. I WANT YOU TO
PUT IN 100% OF THE TIME TO MAKE THE FACE OF
I WANT YOU TO PUT IN 100% OF THE
TIME TO MAKE THE FACE OF THE YEAR.
THE TIME TO MAKE THE FACE OF THE
YEAR. THE PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR WILL
THE YEAR. THE PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR
WILL NOW HANDLE THE PESTS OF THE
THE PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR WILL
NOW HANDLE THE PESTS OF THE YEAR.
NOW HANDLE THE PESTS OF THE
YEAR. >> OPEN THIS DOOR, RUDY!
YEAR. >> OPEN THIS
DOOR, RUDY! >> NO!
OPEN THIS DOOR, RUDY! >>
NO! >> ALL RIGHT, THIS IS WAR!
NO! >> ALL RIGHT, THIS IS WAR!
[LAUGHING] YOUR MOTHER HAS GIVEN
ALL RIGHT, THIS IS WAR! [LAUGHING] YOUR
MOTHER HAS GIVEN ME PERMISSION TO CUT LOOSE ON
[LAUGHING] YOUR MOTHER HAS GIVEN ME
PERMISSION TO CUT LOOSE ON YOU GUYS.
ME PERMISSION TO CUT LOOSE ON
YOU GUYS. SO NOW, YOU TELL ME WHAT
YOU GUYS. SO NOW, YOU
TELL ME WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
SO NOW, YOU TELL ME WHAT IS THE
PROBLEM? >> SHE TOOK MY BRUSH, AND NOW
IS THE PROBLEM? >> SHE TOOK MY
BRUSH, AND NOW SHE WON'T LET ME IN.
SHE TOOK MY BRUSH, AND NOW SHE
WON'T LET ME IN. >> STAND OVER HERE.
SHE WON'T LET ME IN. >>
STAND OVER HERE. >> RUDY!
STAND OVER
HERE. >> RUDY! >> YES!
RUDY! >> YES! >> ARE
YOU LEANING ON THIS DOOR?
YES! >> ARE YOU LEANING
ON THIS DOOR? >> YES!
ARE YOU LEANING ON THIS DOOR? >>
YES! >> STEP BACK AND STEP TWO PACES
YES! >> STEP BACK AND
STEP TWO PACES TO THE SIDE.
STEP BACK AND STEP TWO PACES TO
THE SIDE. >> BIG STEPS OR LITTLE STEPS?
TO THE SIDE. >> BIG STEPS OR LITTLE
STEPS? >> YOU WANT TO EAT THIS DOOR?
BIG STEPS OR LITTLE STEPS? >>
YOU WANT TO EAT THIS DOOR? >> NO.
YOU WANT TO EAT THIS DOOR?
NO. >> THEN BE IN THE WAY
NO. >> THEN BE IN
THE WAY WHEN I OPEN IT!
THEN BE IN THE WAY WHEN
I OPEN IT! >> THAT'S IT, DAD.
WHEN I OPEN IT! >> THAT'S
IT, DAD. THAT'S MY BRUSH.
THAT'S IT, DAD.
THAT'S MY BRUSH. GIVE IT!
THAT'S MY BRUSH.
GIVE IT! >> NOW WAIT...
GIVE IT! >> NOW WAIT...
GIVE ME MY BRUSH!
NOW WAIT... >> GIVE ME MY BRUSH!
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON,
GIVE ME MY BRUSH! >> COME ON, COME
ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON. >> DAD, DENISE IS HOGGING
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. >>
DAD, DENISE IS HOGGING THE BATHROOM.
DAD, DENISE IS HOGGING THE
BATHROOM. >> WELL, WHY DON'T YOU USE
THE BATHROOM. >> WELL, WHY
DON'T YOU USE THE ONE DOWNSTAIRS?
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU USE THE
ONE DOWNSTAIRS? >> THE SMALL ONE?
THE ONE DOWNSTAIRS? >> THE
SMALL ONE? THAT'S FOR GUESTS.
THE SMALL ONE? THAT'S FOR
GUESTS. >> WELL, PRETEND YOU DON'T
THAT'S FOR GUESTS. >> WELL,
PRETEND YOU DON'T LIVE HERE.
WELL, PRETEND YOU DON'T LIVE
HERE. >> NOW, WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT?
LIVE HERE. >> NOW, WHAT IS THIS ALL
ABOUT? >> SHE TOOK MY HAIRBRUSH.
NOW, WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT? >> SHE
TOOK MY HAIRBRUSH. >> SHE GAVE IT TO ME.
SHE TOOK MY HAIRBRUSH. >> SHE GAVE
IT TO ME. >> DID YOU GIVE HER THE BRUSH?
SHE GAVE IT TO ME. >> DID YOU GIVE HER
THE BRUSH? >> YEAH, BUT SHE NEVER USED IT
DID YOU GIVE HER THE BRUSH? >> YEAH,
BUT SHE NEVER USED IT SO I TOOK IT BACK.
YEAH, BUT SHE NEVER USED IT SO I
TOOK IT BACK. >> IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY
SO I TOOK IT BACK. >> IT
DOESN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE.
IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY
DIFFERENCE. IF YOU GAVE IT TO HER,
DIFFERENCE. IF YOU GAVE IT TO
HER, THEN IT BELONGS TO HER.
IF YOU GAVE IT TO HER, THEN IT BELONGS
TO HER. >> NOW IF YOU WANT THE BRUSH,
THEN IT BELONGS TO HER. >> NOW IF YOU WANT
THE BRUSH, YOU COME OVER AND YOU ASK HER
NOW IF YOU WANT THE BRUSH, YOU
COME OVER AND YOU ASK HER FOR IT.
YOU COME OVER AND YOU
ASK HER FOR IT. >> BUT DAD...
FOR IT. >> BUT DAD... >> ASK HER!
BUT DAD... >> ASK HER!
RUDY, CAN I BORROW
ASK HER! >> RUDY, CAN
I BORROW MY HAIRBRUSH?
RUDY, CAN I BORROW
MY HAIRBRUSH? >> NO.
MY HAIRBRUSH? >> NO. >>
RUDY, CAN I BORROW YOUR
NO. >> RUDY, CAN I
BORROW YOUR HAIRBRUSH?
RUDY, CAN I BORROW
YOUR HAIRBRUSH? >> YES.
HAIRBRUSH? >> YES. >> THANK YOU.
YES. >> THANK
YOU. >> NOW, YOU SEE.
THANK YOU. >> NOW, YOU SEE.
NOW, WHAT DID YOU LEARN FROM
NOW, YOU SEE. NOW, WHAT
DID YOU LEARN FROM THAT?
NOW, WHAT DID YOU LEARN FROM
THAT? >> THAT I SHOULD HAVE MY OWN
THAT? >> THAT I SHOULD
HAVE MY OWN ROOM.
THAT I SHOULD HAVE MY OWN
ROOM. >> WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, GET YOUR
ROOM. >> WHILE YOU'RE AT
IT, GET YOUR OWN HOUSE TOO.
WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, GET YOUR
OWN HOUSE TOO. NOW, LET'S GET READY.
OWN HOUSE TOO. NOW,
LET'S GET READY. COME ON.
NOW, LET'S GET READY. COME ON.
YOU STILL WAITING FOR DENISE TO
COME ON. YOU STILL WAITING FOR
DENISE TO COME OUT OF THAT BATHROOM?
YOU STILL WAITING FOR DENISE TO COME OUT
OF THAT BATHROOM? >> IT'S NOT FAIR, DAD.
COME OUT OF THAT BATHROOM? >> IT'S NOT
FAIR, DAD. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN FAIR, SON?
IT'S NOT FAIR, DAD. >> WHAT DO YOU
MEAN FAIR, SON? THERE'S TWO MEN LIVING IN
WHAT DO YOU MEAN FAIR, SON? THERE'S TWO
MEN LIVING IN THE HOUSE WITH FOUR WOMEN.
THERE'S TWO MEN LIVING IN THE HOUSE WITH
FOUR WOMEN. WE'RE LUCKY WE HAVE A GAS
THE HOUSE WITH FOUR WOMEN. WE'RE
LUCKY WE HAVE A GAS STATION ON THE CORNER.
WE'RE LUCKY WE HAVE A GAS STATION ON
THE CORNER. >> BUT DAD, I WANTED TO SHAVE
STATION ON THE CORNER. >> BUT
DAD, I WANTED TO SHAVE FOR TONIGHT.
[LAUGHING]
YOUR FACE? >> YEAH.
YOUR FACE? >> YEAH. >>
COME ON, STEP DOWN IN
YEAH. >> COME ON,
STEP DOWN IN THE LIGHT.
COME ON, STEP DOWN IN THE
LIGHT. >> ABOVE THE LIP AND ABOVE
THE LIGHT. >> ABOVE THE
LIP AND ABOVE THE CHIN.
ABOVE THE LIP AND ABOVE
THE CHIN. >> YEAH, OKAY.
THE CHIN. >> YEAH, OKAY.
[LAUGHING] ABOVE THE LIP?
YEAH, OKAY. [LAUGHING]
ABOVE THE LIP? AND WHERE ELSE?
[LAUGHING] ABOVE THE LIP? AND
WHERE ELSE? >> AND ABOVE THE CHIN.
AND WHERE ELSE? >> AND
ABOVE THE CHIN. >> [LAUGHING]
AND ABOVE THE CHIN. >>
[LAUGHING] LOOK IT'S... OH, I SEE IT!
[LAUGHING] LOOK IT'S... OH, I
SEE IT! RIGHT THERE, OH HOLD STILL!
LOOK IT'S... OH, I SEE IT! RIGHT
THERE, OH HOLD STILL! THERE YOU GO.
RIGHT THERE, OH HOLD STILL! THERE
YOU GO. NOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHAVE.
THERE YOU GO. NOW, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO SHAVE. NO, I WAS JUST JOKING.
NOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHAVE. NO, I WAS
JUST JOKING. LOOK, I AM... I'M JUST TICKLED
NO, I WAS JUST JOKING. LOOK, I
AM... I'M JUST TICKLED ABOUT THIS.
LOOK, I AM... I'M JUST TICKLED ABOUT
THIS. MY SON AND HIS FIRST SHAVE,
ABOUT THIS. MY SON AND HIS
FIRST SHAVE, I MEAN I'M PROUD.
MY SON AND HIS FIRST SHAVE, I
MEAN I'M PROUD. >> IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
I MEAN I'M PROUD. >> IT'S NO BIG
DEAL. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S
IT'S NO BIG DEAL. >> WHAT
DO YOU MEAN IT'S NO BIG DEAL?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S
NO BIG DEAL? IT IS A BIG DEAL.
NO BIG DEAL? IT IS A BIG DEAL. I
MEAN, OF COURSE, YOU'RE NOT
IT IS A BIG DEAL. I MEAN, OF COURSE,
YOU'RE NOT LOOKING LIKE A MOUNTAIN MAN
I MEAN, OF COURSE, YOU'RE NOT LOOKING
LIKE A MOUNTAIN MAN OR ANYTHING.
LOOKING LIKE A MOUNTAIN
MAN OR ANYTHING. DENISE!
OR ANYTHING. DENISE! >> WHAT?
DENISE! >> WHAT? >> COME ON OUT.
WHAT? >> COME ON OUT.
THIS IS YOUR FATHER CALLING.
COME ON OUT. THIS IS YOUR
FATHER CALLING. >> DON'T COME IN!
THIS IS YOUR FATHER CALLING. >>
DON'T COME IN! >> NO, NO, NO, YOU GOT
DON'T COME IN! >> NO, NO,
NO, YOU GOT A 2-MINUTE WARNING.
NO, NO, NO, YOU GOT A
2-MINUTE WARNING. >> DADDY!
A 2-MINUTE WARNING.
DADDY! >> THANKS DAD.
DADDY! >> THANKS DAD.
NOW, WHAT ARE YOU GOING
THANKS DAD. >> NOW,
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO USE?
NOW, WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO USE? >> I BOUGHT ONE OF THOSE
TO USE? >> I BOUGHT ONE OF
THOSE DISPOSABLE RAZORS IN A DRUG
I BOUGHT ONE OF THOSE
DISPOSABLE RAZORS IN A DRUG STORE.
DISPOSABLE RAZORS
IN A DRUG STORE. >> NO!
STORE. >> NO! YOUR
FATHER'S GOT JUST THE THING
NO! YOUR FATHER'S GOT
JUST THE THING FOR YOU.
YOUR FATHER'S GOT JUST THE THING FOR
YOU. THE TRADITIONAL HUXTABLE RAZOR,
FOR YOU. THE TRADITIONAL HUXTABLE
RAZOR, ALWAYS USED BY THE MALE
THE TRADITIONAL HUXTABLE RAZOR, ALWAYS
USED BY THE MALE THE FIRST TIME SHAVING.
ALWAYS USED BY THE MALE THE FIRST
TIME SHAVING. >> DAD, YOU KNOW, I WAS IN
THE FIRST TIME SHAVING. >> DAD, YOU KNOW,
I WAS IN THE STORE RENTING MY TUXEDO AND
DAD, YOU KNOW, I WAS IN THE STORE RENTING MY
TUXEDO AND THE GUY SAID THERE WERE A WHOLE
THE STORE RENTING MY TUXEDO AND THE GUY SAID
THERE WERE A WHOLE LOT OF PEOPLE COMING IN FOR
THE GUY SAID THERE WERE A WHOLE LOT OF
PEOPLE COMING IN FOR THE HUXTABLE PARTY.
LOT OF PEOPLE COMING IN FOR THE
HUXTABLE PARTY. >> YOU'RE KIDDING.
THE HUXTABLE PARTY. >> YOU'RE
KIDDING. >> AND HE SAID THEY WERE
YOU'RE KIDDING. >> AND HE SAID THEY
WERE ALL TALKING ABOUT WHAT A GREAT
AND HE SAID THEY WERE ALL TALKING ABOUT
WHAT A GREAT DOCTOR YOU ARE, HOW GREAT YOU
ALL TALKING ABOUT WHAT A GREAT DOCTOR YOU ARE,
HOW GREAT YOU ARE IN SURGERY AND HOW MUCH YOU
DOCTOR YOU ARE, HOW GREAT YOU ARE IN SURGERY
AND HOW MUCH YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR PATIENTS.
ARE IN SURGERY AND HOW MUCH YOU
CARE ABOUT YOUR PATIENTS. >> ALL RIGHT.
CARE ABOUT YOUR PATIENTS. >>
ALL RIGHT. >> I TOLD HIM, TO ME,
ALL RIGHT. >> I TOLD
HIM, TO ME, YOU JUST DAD.
I TOLD HIM, TO ME, YOU
JUST DAD. >> [LAUGHING]
YOU JUST DAD. >> [LAUGHING]
SEE, YOU BEING A DOCTOR
[LAUGHING] >> SEE, YOU BEING
A DOCTOR WAS NEVER A BIG DEAL.
SEE, YOU BEING A DOCTOR WAS NEVER
A BIG DEAL. I MEAN IT WAS WHAT YOU DO.
WAS NEVER A BIG DEAL. I MEAN IT
WAS WHAT YOU DO. IT WAS YOUR JOB.
I MEAN IT WAS WHAT YOU DO. IT WAS YOUR
JOB. BUT TALKING TO THIS GUY MADE ME,
IT WAS YOUR JOB. BUT TALKING TO
THIS GUY MADE ME, I DON'T KNOW, PROUD.
BUT TALKING TO THIS GUY MADE ME, I
DON'T KNOW, PROUD. >> ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
I DON'T KNOW, PROUD. >> ALL RIGHT,
OKAY. ALL RIGHT, GO LATHER UP.
ALL RIGHT, OKAY. ALL RIGHT,
GO LATHER UP. >> OKAY, DAD.
ALL RIGHT, GO LATHER UP. >> OKAY,
DAD. >> SO, HOW'S IT GOING OUT THERE?
OKAY, DAD. >> SO, HOW'S IT
GOING OUT THERE? >> HOW'S IT GOING?
SO, HOW'S IT GOING OUT THERE? >> HOW'S
IT GOING? OUR SON IS GOING TO SHAVE FOR
HOW'S IT GOING? OUR SON IS GOING
TO SHAVE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE.
OUR SON IS GOING TO SHAVE FOR THE
FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE. >> NOT WITH THAT?
THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE. >> NOT
WITH THAT? >> YES, THIS IS THE HUXTABLE
NOT WITH THAT? >> YES,
THIS IS THE HUXTABLE RAZOR.
YES, THIS IS THE HUXTABLE
RAZOR. ALL THE MEN USE IT THE FIRST
RAZOR. ALL THE MEN USE IT
THE FIRST TIME THEY EVER SHAVE.
ALL THE MEN USE IT THE FIRST TIME THEY
EVER SHAVE. >> CLIFF, HE'LL CUT HIMSELF.
TIME THEY EVER SHAVE. >> CLIFF, HE'LL
CUT HIMSELF. >> THAT'S THE FUN PART OF IT.
CLIFF, HE'LL CUT HIMSELF. >> THAT'S
THE FUN PART OF IT. >> THANK YOU.
THAT'S THE FUN PART OF
IT. >> THANK YOU. >> OH DADDY.
THANK YOU. >>
OH DADDY. >> YEAH.
OH DADDY. >> YEAH. >>
BRIDGET STANLEY'S HAVING
YEAH. >> BRIDGET STANLEY'S
HAVING A PARTY TONIGHT, AND I WAS
BRIDGET STANLEY'S HAVING A PARTY
TONIGHT, AND I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD GO
A PARTY TONIGHT, AND I WAS WONDERING
IF I COULD GO AFTER THE BANQUET.
WONDERING IF I COULD GO AFTER THE
BANQUET. WELL, I WAS HOPING THAT WE'D ALL
AFTER THE BANQUET. WELL, I WAS HOPING
THAT WE'D ALL GET TOGETHER AFTER DINNER AND
WELL, I WAS HOPING THAT WE'D ALL GET TOGETHER
AFTER DINNER AND BASK IN THE GLOW OF MY AWARD.
GET TOGETHER AFTER DINNER AND BASK IN
THE GLOW OF MY AWARD. >> WHERE WE GOING?
BASK IN THE GLOW OF MY AWARD.
WHERE WE GOING? >> BACK HERE.
WHERE WE GOING? >> BACK HERE.
DADDY, YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING
BACK HERE. >> DADDY, YOU
KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN?
DADDY, YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO
HAPPEN? RUDY AND VANESSA ARE GOING
TO HAPPEN? RUDY AND VANESSA
ARE GOING TO BE FIGHTING.
RUDY AND VANESSA ARE GOING TO BE
FIGHTING. THEO AND I ARE GOING TO BE
TO BE FIGHTING. THEO AND I ARE GOING
TO BE FIGHTING, AND YOU'RE GOING TO
THEO AND I ARE GOING TO BE FIGHTING, AND
YOU'RE GOING TO COMPLAIN ALL NIGHT THAT YOU ATE
FIGHTING, AND YOU'RE GOING TO COMPLAIN ALL NIGHT
THAT YOU ATE TOO MUCH AND FALL ASLEEP ON THE
COMPLAIN ALL NIGHT THAT YOU ATE TOO
MUCH AND FALL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH.
TOO MUCH AND FALL ASLEEP ON
THE COUCH. >> AND YOU WANT TO MISS
COUCH. >> AND YOU
WANT TO MISS ALL THAT?
AND YOU WANT TO
MISS ALL THAT? >> COULD I?
ALL THAT? >> COULD I? >>
WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER,
COULD I? >> WE'LL TALK
ABOUT IT LATER, OKAY?
WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT
LATER, OKAY? >> OKAY.
OKAY? >> OKAY. >>
AH DENISE, GOOD LUCK
OKAY. >> AH DENISE, GOOD LUCK
WITH WHATEVER YOU'RE GOING TO DO
AH DENISE, GOOD LUCK WITH WHATEVER
YOU'RE GOING TO DO WITH YOUR HAIR.
JUST PROMISE ME YOU WON'T LOSE THE RAZOR
IN THERE. >> I PUT TOO MUCH ON, DIDN'T I?
WON'T LOSE THE RAZOR IN THERE. >> I PUT TOO MUCH
ON, DIDN'T I? >> OH NO, SOMETIMES I USE THREE
I PUT TOO MUCH ON, DIDN'T I? >> OH NO,
SOMETIMES I USE THREE OR FOUR CANS MYSELF.
OH NO, SOMETIMES I USE THREE
OR FOUR CANS MYSELF. THERE YOU ARE.
OR FOUR CANS MYSELF. THERE
YOU ARE. GOOD LUCK, AND USE
THERE YOU ARE. GOOD LUCK,
AND USE LONG SMOOTH STROKES.
GOOD LUCK, AND USE LONG
SMOOTH STROKES. >> THANKS DAD.
LONG SMOOTH STROKES.
THANKS DAD. >> GO AHEAD.
THANKS DAD. >> GO
AHEAD. >> SO, HOW WE DOING?
GO AHEAD. >> SO, HOW
WE DOING? >> HOW WE DOING?
SO, HOW WE DOING? >> HOW WE
DOING? WE'RE GOING TO DO JUST FINE.
HOW WE DOING? WE'RE GOING TO DO
JUST FINE. EVERY HUXTABLE'S GOING TO BE
WE'RE GOING TO DO JUST FINE. EVERY
HUXTABLE'S GOING TO BE ON TIME EXCEPT DENISE.
EVERY HUXTABLE'S GOING TO BE ON TIME
EXCEPT DENISE. I'M WORRIED ABOUT HER HEAD.
ON TIME EXCEPT DENISE. I'M WORRIED
ABOUT HER HEAD. >> SHOULDN'T YOU BE GETTING
I'M WORRIED ABOUT HER HEAD. >>
SHOULDN'T YOU BE GETTING DRESSED?
SHOULDN'T YOU BE GETTING DRESSED?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT
DRESSED? >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT ME GETTING DRESSED BECAUSE
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ME GETTING
DRESSED BECAUSE OBSTETRICIANS ARE THE FASTEST
ME GETTING DRESSED BECAUSE OBSTETRICIANS
ARE THE FASTEST DRESSERS IN THE WORLD.
OBSTETRICIANS ARE THE FASTEST DRESSERS
IN THE WORLD. YOU FORGET THAT ONE TIME 3:00
DRESSERS IN THE WORLD. YOU FORGET THAT ONE
TIME 3:00 IN THE MORNING IN THAT VERY BED
YOU FORGET THAT ONE TIME 3:00 IN THE MORNING
IN THAT VERY BED I WAS AND A WOMAN CALLED,
IN THE MORNING IN THAT VERY BED I WAS
AND A WOMAN CALLED, SHE WAS FULLY CLOTHED.
I WAS AND A WOMAN CALLED, SHE WAS
FULLY CLOTHED. HER HUSBAND WAS IN THE CAR
SHE WAS FULLY CLOTHED. HER HUSBAND
WAS IN THE CAR WITH THE MOTOR RUNNING.
HER HUSBAND WAS IN THE CAR WITH THE
MOTOR RUNNING. THEY WERE 10 MINUTES FROM
WITH THE MOTOR RUNNING. THEY WERE 10
MINUTES FROM THE HOSPITAL, AND I JUMPED UP,
THEY WERE 10 MINUTES FROM THE HOSPITAL,
AND I JUMPED UP, SHOWERED, SHAVED, PUT MY
THE HOSPITAL, AND I JUMPED UP, SHOWERED,
SHAVED, PUT MY THREE-PIECE SUIT ON, WAS
SHOWERED, SHAVED, PUT MY THREE-PIECE
SUIT ON, WAS STANDING IN THE ADMITTING ROOM
THREE-PIECE SUIT ON, WAS STANDING IN THE
ADMITTING ROOM HAVING READ A BOOK THAT I BOUGHT
STANDING IN THE ADMITTING ROOM HAVING
READ A BOOK THAT I BOUGHT IN THE GIFT SHOP.
HAVING READ A BOOK THAT I BOUGHT
IN THE GIFT SHOP. >> YOU'RE SO SILLY.
IN THE GIFT SHOP. >> YOU'RE
SO SILLY. CLIFF, GET DRESSED.
YOU'RE SO SILLY. CLIFF, GET
DRESSED. >> THANK YOU, DEAR.
CLIFF, GET DRESSED. >>
THANK YOU, DEAR. >> HMM MMM.
COME ON, YOU GUYS,
WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE! WHOA!
WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE!
WHOA! >> SHARP, HUH?
WHOA! >> SHARP, HUH? I
THINK I FINALLY FOUND MY LOOK.
SHARP, HUH? I THINK I
FINALLY FOUND MY LOOK. >> WOO!
I THINK I FINALLY FOUND MY LOOK.
WOO! >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
WOO! >> THANK YOU,
THANK YOU. >> IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU. >>
IT'S BEAUTIFUL. >> THANK YOU.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL. >> THANK YOU.
CAN I HAVE THE DRESS WHEN YOU'VE
THANK YOU. CAN I HAVE THE
DRESS WHEN YOU'VE OUTGROWN IT?
CAN I HAVE THE DRESS WHEN YOU'VE
OUTGROWN IT? >> YOU KNOW VANESSA, YOU THINK
OUTGROWN IT? >> YOU KNOW VANESSA,
YOU THINK ABOUT YOURSELF A LOT.
YOU KNOW VANESSA, YOU THINK
ABOUT YOURSELF A LOT. >> IS THAT A YES?
ABOUT YOURSELF A LOT. >> IS
THAT A YES? >> AND I LIKE THAT BAG.
IS THAT A YES? >> AND I LIKE
THAT BAG. >> THE BAG IS NOT PART OF
AND I LIKE THAT BAG. >> THE
BAG IS NOT PART OF THE OUTFIT.
THE BAG IS NOT PART OF THE OUTFIT.
I'M BRINGING SOME EXTRA CLOTHES
THE OUTFIT. I'M BRINGING SOME EXTRA
CLOTHES IN CASE I GO TO A PARTY AFTER
I'M BRINGING SOME EXTRA CLOTHES IN
CASE I GO TO A PARTY AFTER THE BANQUET.
IN CASE I GO TO A PARTY AFTER THE
BANQUET. >> YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PUT
THE BANQUET. >> YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO PUT MY DRESS IN THERE, ARE YOU?
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PUT MY
DRESS IN THERE, ARE YOU? >> WOO!
MY DRESS IN THERE, ARE YOU?
WOO! >> I DRESSED MYSELF.
WOO! >> I DRESSED
MYSELF. >> WOO!
I DRESSED MYSELF. >>
WOO! >> WELL, THANK YOU.
WOO! >> WELL, THANK
YOU. YOU LOOK FABULOUS TOO.
WELL, THANK YOU. YOU LOOK
FABULOUS TOO. >> YOU DO TOO, MOMMY.
YOU LOOK FABULOUS TOO. >> YOU
DO TOO, MOMMY. >> WHERE'S DAD?
YOU DO TOO, MOMMY. >>
WHERE'S DAD? >> ON MY WAY.
WHERE'S DAD? >>
ON MY WAY. >> WOO!
ON MY WAY. >> WOO!
DO YOU LIKE MY BACK?
WOO! >> DO YOU LIKE MY
BACK? ALL RIGHT, LET ME LOOK AT
DO YOU LIKE MY BACK? ALL
RIGHT, LET ME LOOK AT ALL OF YOU.
ALL RIGHT, LET ME LOOK AT ALL OF
YOU. [LAUGHING] YOU KNOW WHAT?
ALL OF YOU. [LAUGHING] YOU KNOW
WHAT? THIS FAMILY IS TOO GOOD LOOKING
[LAUGHING] YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS FAMILY
IS TOO GOOD LOOKING TO LEAVE THIS HOUSE.
DR. HUXTABLE HERE? HI, HOW ARE YOU,
MRS. RANDALL? HOW FAR APART ARE THEY?
HI, HOW ARE YOU, MRS. RANDALL? HOW
FAR APART ARE THEY? WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THE
HOW FAR APART ARE THEY? WELL, IT LOOKS
LIKE THE BEGINNING OF LABOR FOR YOU.
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THE BEGINNING
OF LABOR FOR YOU. GO AHEAD.
BEGINNING OF LABOR FOR YOU. GO
AHEAD. I'LL MEET YOU THERE IN A FEW
GO AHEAD. I'LL MEET YOU
THERE IN A FEW MINUTES.
I'LL MEET YOU THERE IN A
FEW MINUTES. ALL RIGHT.
MINUTES. ALL RIGHT. NOW,
IT IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
ALL RIGHT. NOW, IT IS NOT WHAT YOU
THINK. IT IS THIS WOMAN'S FIRST CHILD
NOW, IT IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK. IT IS THIS WOMAN'S
FIRST CHILD AND HER LABOR PAINS ARE SO FAR
IT IS THIS WOMAN'S FIRST CHILD AND HER LABOR
PAINS ARE SO FAR APART, IT'S A GOOD 12 HOURS
AND HER LABOR PAINS ARE SO FAR APART, IT'S
A GOOD 12 HOURS BEFORE ANYTHING HAPPENS.
APART, IT'S A GOOD 12 HOURS BEFORE ANYTHING
HAPPENS. I'LL GO OVER, I'LL MAKE HER FEEL
BEFORE ANYTHING HAPPENS. I'LL GO OVER, I'LL
MAKE HER FEEL COMFORTABLE, I'LL GET RIGHT TO
I'LL GO OVER, I'LL MAKE HER FEEL COMFORTABLE,
I'LL GET RIGHT TO THE BANQUET BEFORE YOU CAN
COMFORTABLE, I'LL GET RIGHT TO THE
BANQUET BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN MISS ME.
THE BANQUET BEFORE YOU CAN
EVEN MISS ME. >> COULDN'T DR. DALY
EVEN MISS ME. >> COULDN'T
DR. DALY COVER FOR YOU?
COULDN'T DR. DALY COVER
FOR YOU? >> THIS IS HER FIRST BABY.
COVER FOR YOU? >> THIS IS HER
FIRST BABY. AND BESIDES, SHE'S
THIS IS HER FIRST BABY. AND BESIDES,
SHE'S NEVER SEEN ME IN MY TUXEDO.
HI DOCTOR. >> HI, HOW
ARE YOU, MRS. RANDALL?
HI, HOW ARE YOU, MRS.
RANDALL? >> YOU REALLY DIDN'T HAVE
MRS. RANDALL? >> YOU REALLY DIDN'T
HAVE TO GET DRESSED UP, DOCTOR.
YOU REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO GET DRESSED
UP, DOCTOR. >> HE'S BEING HONORED TONIGHT,
TO GET DRESSED UP, DOCTOR. >> HE'S BEING
HONORED TONIGHT, PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR.
HE'S BEING HONORED TONIGHT, PHYSICIAN
OF THE YEAR. >> PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR.
PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR. >> PHYSICIAN OF
THE YEAR. >> AT YOUR SERVICE, MADAME.
PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR. >> AT YOUR
SERVICE, MADAME. ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE?
AT YOUR SERVICE, MADAME.
ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE? >> NO.
ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE?
NO. >> WHERE'S MR. RANDALL?
NO. >> WHERE'S
MR. RANDALL? >> ON THE ROAD.
WHERE'S MR. RANDALL? >>
ON THE ROAD. >> SALESMAN?
ON THE ROAD. >> SALESMAN?
NO, POWER FORWARD
SALESMAN? >> NO, POWER
FORWARD FOR THE KNICKS.
NO, POWER FORWARD
FOR THE KNICKS. OH!
FOR THE KNICKS. OH! >>
THE KNICKS, THEY'RE IN
OH! >> THE KNICKS, THEY'RE
IN PHILADELPHIA TONIGHT.
THE KNICKS, THEY'RE IN PHILADELPHIA
TONIGHT. >> YOU'RE PLAYING THE SIXERS,
PHILADELPHIA TONIGHT. >>
YOU'RE PLAYING THE SIXERS, HUH?
YOU'RE PLAYING THE SIXERS,
HUH? WOW, THAT'S TOO BAD.
HUH? WOW, THAT'S TOO BAD. >>
HE REALLY WANTED TO BE HERE.
WOW, THAT'S TOO BAD. >> HE REALLY
WANTED TO BE HERE. WE WENT TO THE LAMAZE
HE REALLY WANTED TO BE HERE. WE
WENT TO THE LAMAZE AND EVERYTHING.
WE WENT TO THE LAMAZE AND
EVERYTHING. >> WELL PERHAPS BY THE TIME
AND EVERYTHING. >> WELL PERHAPS BY
THE TIME THE GAME IS OVER, HE CAN DRIVE
WELL PERHAPS BY THE TIME THE GAME IS OVER,
HE CAN DRIVE HERE BEFORE YOU HAVE THE BABY.
THE GAME IS OVER, HE CAN DRIVE HERE BEFORE
YOU HAVE THE BABY. IS THE GAME ON TV?
HERE BEFORE YOU HAVE THE
BABY. IS THE GAME ON TV? >> YEAH.
IS THE GAME ON TV? >> YEAH.
OKAY, WELL TURN IT ON.
YEAH. >> OKAY, WELL TURN IT
ON. GO AHEAD, AND MAYBE THEY'LL WIN
OKAY, WELL TURN IT ON. GO AHEAD, AND MAYBE
THEY'LL WIN ON HIS SHOT FROM 30 FEET OUT
GO AHEAD, AND MAYBE THEY'LL WIN ON HIS SHOT
FROM 30 FEET OUT WITH 2 SECONDS LEFT TO PLAY,
ON HIS SHOT FROM 30 FEET OUT WITH 2 SECONDS
LEFT TO PLAY, SWISH THROUGH THE NET!
WITH 2 SECONDS LEFT TO PLAY,
SWISH THROUGH THE NET! >> [LAUGHING]
SWISH THROUGH THE NET! >>
[LAUGHING] >> NOT YOUR HUSBAND.
WOW, IT'S EVERYTHING I THOUGHT IT
WOULD BE. I'M ALREADY HAVING A GREAT TIME.
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. I'M ALREADY
HAVING A GREAT TIME. >> WHO'S THAT?
I'M ALREADY HAVING A GREAT TIME. >>
WHO'S THAT? >> I DON'T KNOW, BUT THEY MUST
WHO'S THAT? >> I DON'T KNOW,
BUT THEY MUST REALIZE WHO WE ARE.
I DON'T KNOW, BUT THEY MUST
REALIZE WHO WE ARE. >> THIS IS OUR TABLE.
REALIZE WHO WE ARE. >> THIS IS
OUR TABLE. >> HEY, THERE ARE ONLY
THIS IS OUR TABLE. >> HEY,
THERE ARE ONLY FIVE CHAIRS.
HEY, THERE ARE ONLY FIVE CHAIRS.
WE NEED ANOTHER ONE FOR DAD.
FIVE CHAIRS. WE NEED ANOTHER
ONE FOR DAD. >> NO, WE DON'T.
WE NEED ANOTHER ONE FOR DAD. >>
NO, WE DON'T. HE ISN'T SITTING WITH US.
NO, WE DON'T. HE ISN'T SITTING
WITH US. THE GUEST OF HONOR SITS AT
HE ISN'T SITTING WITH US. THE GUEST
OF HONOR SITS AT THE HEAD TABLE.
THE GUEST OF HONOR SITS AT THE HEAD
TABLE. >> ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE DOCTORS?
THE HEAD TABLE. >> ARE ALL THESE
PEOPLE DOCTORS? >> MOST OF THEM.
ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE DOCTORS? >> MOST
OF THEM. >> THIS WOULD BE A GREAT PLACE
MOST OF THEM. >> THIS WOULD
BE A GREAT PLACE TO GET SICK.
THIS WOULD BE A GREAT PLACE
TO GET SICK. >> WHERE'S RUDY?
TO GET SICK. >>
WHERE'S RUDY? >> UH-OH.
WHERE'S RUDY? >> UH-OH.
MY FATHER IS DR. HUXTABLE.
UH-OH. >> MY FATHER IS
DR. HUXTABLE. I'M RUDY, AND I'M 5 YEARS OLD
MY FATHER IS DR. HUXTABLE. I'M RUDY,
AND I'M 5 YEARS OLD AND I DRESSED MYSELF.
I'M RUDY, AND I'M 5 YEARS OLD
AND I DRESSED MYSELF. >> HELLO.
AND I DRESSED MYSELF. >>
HELLO. >> MRS. HUXTABLE.
HELLO. >> MRS. HUXTABLE. >>
OH, DR. WEXLER, HOW ARE YOU?
MRS. HUXTABLE. >> OH, DR. WEXLER,
HOW ARE YOU? >> HAVEN'T YOU FORGOTTEN
OH, DR. WEXLER, HOW ARE YOU? >>
HAVEN'T YOU FORGOTTEN SOMEBODY?
HAVEN'T YOU FORGOTTEN
SOMEBODY? >> OH NO, CLIFF HAD TO MAKE
SOMEBODY? >> OH NO, CLIFF HAD
TO MAKE A STOP AT THE HOSPITAL
OH NO, CLIFF HAD TO MAKE A STOP AT
THE HOSPITAL BUT HE'LL BE HERE SHORTLY.
A STOP AT THE HOSPITAL BUT HE'LL BE
HERE SHORTLY. CHILDREN, THIS IS DR. WEXLER,
BUT HE'LL BE HERE SHORTLY. CHILDREN, THIS
IS DR. WEXLER, THE HOSPITAL ADMINISTRATOR.
CHILDREN, THIS IS DR. WEXLER, THE HOSPITAL
ADMINISTRATOR. I'D LIKE FOR YOU TO MEET
THE HOSPITAL ADMINISTRATOR. I'D
LIKE FOR YOU TO MEET OUR CHILDREN.
I'D LIKE FOR YOU TO MEET OUR
CHILDREN. >> OH, THAT'S NOT NECESSARY.
OUR CHILDREN. >> OH, THAT'S NOT
NECESSARY. I KNOW ALL ABOUT THEM.
OH, THAT'S NOT NECESSARY. I KNOW ALL
ABOUT THEM. BELIEVE ME, THIS IS VANESSA,
I KNOW ALL ABOUT THEM. BELIEVE
ME, THIS IS VANESSA, RIGHT?
BELIEVE ME, THIS IS
VANESSA, RIGHT? >> HELLO.
RIGHT? >> HELLO. >>
UH-HUH, DENISE, YES?
HELLO. >> UH-HUH,
DENISE, YES? >> HI.
UH-HUH, DENISE, YES?
HI. >> AND THAT'S RUDY.
HI. >> AND THAT'S
RUDY. >> THAT'S THEO.
AND THAT'S RUDY. >> THAT'S
THEO. >> WHO ARE YOU, MURRAY?
THAT'S THEO. >> WHO
ARE YOU, MURRAY? >> RUDY.
WHO ARE YOU, MURRAY?
RUDY. >> OH, YOU'RE RUDY.
RUDY. >> OH, YOU'RE RUDY.
YOUR HUSBAND HAS MISSED
OH, YOU'RE RUDY. >> YOUR HUSBAND
HAS MISSED EVERY SHOT SO FAR.
YOUR HUSBAND HAS MISSED EVERY
SHOT SO FAR. EVEN THE TIME HE TRIED TO DUNK
EVERY SHOT SO FAR. EVEN THE TIME HE
TRIED TO DUNK AND NOBODY WAS WITH HIM,
EVEN THE TIME HE TRIED TO DUNK
AND NOBODY WAS WITH HIM, HE MISSED IT.
AND NOBODY WAS WITH HIM, HE MISSED
IT. >> HIS THOUGHTS MUST BE WITH ME.
HE MISSED IT. >> HIS THOUGHTS MUST
BE WITH ME. >> WELL, I'M SURE HIS TEAM
HIS THOUGHTS MUST BE WITH ME. >> WELL, I'M
SURE HIS TEAM WISHES THE REST OF HIM WAS
WELL, I'M SURE HIS TEAM WISHES
THE REST OF HIM WAS HERE TOO.
WISHES THE REST OF HIM WAS
HERE TOO. >> HERE YOU GO, DOCTOR.
HERE TOO. >> HERE YOU
GO, DOCTOR. >> MMM.
HERE YOU GO, DOCTOR. >>
MMM. I'M JUST LOOKING AT YOUR
MMM. I'M JUST LOOKING AT
YOUR TRACINGS, MRS. RANDALL.
I'M JUST LOOKING AT YOUR TRACINGS, MRS.
RANDALL. >> DOCTOR, IS IT OKAY IF WE TURN
TRACINGS, MRS. RANDALL. >> DOCTOR,
IS IT OKAY IF WE TURN THE GAME OFF?
DOCTOR, IS IT OKAY IF WE TURN THE
GAME OFF? >> I THOUGHT YOU WANTED
THE GAME OFF? >> I THOUGHT
YOU WANTED TO WATCH IT.
I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO
WATCH IT. >> HE JUST FOULED OUT.
TO WATCH IT. >> HE JUST
FOULED OUT. IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
HE JUST FOULED OUT. IS EVERYTHING
OKAY? >> YEAH, EVERYTHING'S JUST FINE.
IS EVERYTHING OKAY? >> YEAH, EVERYTHING'S
JUST FINE. I'M JUST GOING TO HANG AROUND
YEAH, EVERYTHING'S JUST FINE. I'M JUST GOING
TO HANG AROUND FOR A FEW MORE CONTRACTIONS.
I'M JUST GOING TO HANG AROUND FOR
A FEW MORE CONTRACTIONS. THAT'S ALL.
FOR A FEW MORE CONTRACTIONS.
THAT'S ALL. >> WHAT ABOUT YOUR BANQUET?
THAT'S ALL. >> WHAT ABOUT YOUR
BANQUET? >> OH, I'LL GET THERE IN PLENTY
WHAT ABOUT YOUR BANQUET? >>
OH, I'LL GET THERE IN PLENTY OF TIME.
OH, I'LL GET THERE IN PLENTY
OF TIME. LISTEN, I'M GOING TO MAKE
OF TIME. LISTEN, I'M
GOING TO MAKE A SPEECH.
LISTEN, I'M GOING TO MAKE A
SPEECH. WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR IT?
A SPEECH. WOULD YOU
LIKE TO HEAR IT? >> YEAH.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR IT? >>
YEAH. >> OH, AND IT'S FUNNY TOO.
YEAH. >> OH, AND IT'S
FUNNY TOO. IT'S REALLY FUNNY.
OH, AND IT'S FUNNY TOO. IT'S
REALLY FUNNY. I THINK I LEFT IT AT HOME.
IT'S REALLY FUNNY. I THINK I LEFT
IT AT HOME. I'LL BE RIGHT... DON'T GO
I THINK I LEFT IT AT HOME. I'LL
BE RIGHT... DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
I'LL BE RIGHT... DON'T GO
ANYWHERE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
I TOLD DAD THIS WAS GOING TO
HAPPEN. >> IT'S JUST A LITTLE SALAD
THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. >>
IT'S JUST A LITTLE SALAD DRESSING.
IT'S JUST A LITTLE SALAD
DRESSING. >> BUT MOM, THIS IS JUST
DRESSING. >> BUT MOM, THIS
IS JUST THE FIRST COURSE.
BUT MOM, THIS IS JUST THE
FIRST COURSE. FROM NOW ON,
THE FIRST COURSE. FROM NOW
ON, IT'S GOING TO GET WORSE.
FROM NOW ON, IT'S GOING
TO GET WORSE. >> SHUT UP.
IT'S GOING TO GET WORSE. >> SHUT
UP. >> THIS MAN HAS CERTAINLY GOT
SHUT UP. >> THIS MAN HAS CERTAINLY
GOT A NERVE, LEAVING ME ALONE
THIS MAN HAS CERTAINLY GOT A
NERVE, LEAVING ME ALONE WITH FOUR KIDS.
A NERVE, LEAVING ME ALONE WITH
FOUR KIDS. HE'S GOING TO GET HIS WHEN
WITH FOUR KIDS. HE'S GOING TO GET
HIS WHEN I AM LAWYER OF THE YEAR.
HE'S GOING TO GET HIS WHEN I AM LAWYER OF
THE YEAR. COME ON, SWEETIE, WE NEED SOME
I AM LAWYER OF THE YEAR. COME ON,
SWEETIE, WE NEED SOME SOAP ON THIS.
COME ON, SWEETIE, WE NEED
SOME SOAP ON THIS. COME ON.
SOAP ON THIS. COME ON. >> I
THINK RUDY'S SPOILING MOM'S
COME ON. >> I THINK RUDY'S
SPOILING MOM'S EVENING.
I THINK RUDY'S SPOILING MOM'S
EVENING. >> YOU KNOW, YOU SPOILED A LOT
EVENING. >> YOU KNOW, YOU SPOILED A
LOT OF EVENINGS WHEN YOU WERE FIVE
YOU KNOW, YOU SPOILED A LOT OF
EVENINGS WHEN YOU WERE FIVE TOO.
OF EVENINGS WHEN YOU WERE FIVE
TOO. >> AND AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,
TOO. >> AND AS FAR AS I'M
CONCERNED, YOU STILL DO.
AND AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, YOU
STILL DO. >> THERE'S A PHONE CALL FOR
YOU STILL DO. >> THERE'S A
PHONE CALL FOR MRS. HUXTABLE.
THERE'S A PHONE CALL FOR
MRS. HUXTABLE. >> I'LL TAKE IT.
MRS. HUXTABLE. >> I'LL TAKE IT.
YOU THINK THEO MEANT WHAT HE
I'LL TAKE IT. >> YOU THINK
THEO MEANT WHAT HE SAID?
YOU THINK THEO MEANT WHAT HE
SAID? >> PROBABLY NOT, BUT YOU KNOW,
SAID? >> PROBABLY NOT, BUT YOU
KNOW, YOU DO HAVE A WAY OF GETTING ON
PROBABLY NOT, BUT YOU KNOW, YOU DO
HAVE A WAY OF GETTING ON PEOPLE'S NERVES.
YOU DO HAVE A WAY OF GETTING ON PEOPLE'S
NERVES. >> YOU KNOW I DON'T MEAN TO.
PEOPLE'S NERVES. >> YOU KNOW I DON'T
MEAN TO. >> WELL MAYBE IF YOU THOUGHT
YOU KNOW I DON'T MEAN TO. >> WELL MAYBE
IF YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THINGS BEFORE YOU SAID
WELL MAYBE IF YOU THOUGHT
ABOUT THINGS BEFORE YOU SAID THEM.
ABOUT THINGS BEFORE YOU SAID
THEM. >> I'LL START DOING THAT,
THEM. >> I'LL START DOING
THAT, EXCEPT WITH THEO.
I'LL START DOING THAT, EXCEPT
WITH THEO. >> THE TELEPHONE'S RIGHT IN
EXCEPT WITH THEO. >> THE
TELEPHONE'S RIGHT IN THERE, SIR.
THE TELEPHONE'S RIGHT
IN THERE, SIR. >> THANK YOU.
THERE, SIR. >>
THANK YOU. HEY DAD.
THANK YOU. HEY DAD. >>
HOW ARE YOU DOING, SON?
HEY DAD. >> HOW ARE YOU
DOING, SON? WHERE'S MOM?
HOW ARE YOU DOING, SON?
WHERE'S MOM? >> SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM
WHERE'S MOM? >> SHE'S IN
THE BATHROOM WITH RUDY.
SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM WITH
RUDY. WHEN ARE YOU GETTING HERE?
WITH RUDY. WHEN ARE YOU
GETTING HERE? >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
WHEN ARE YOU GETTING HERE? >> WELL, I
DON'T KNOW. MRS. RANDALL IS FURTHER ALONG
WELL, I DON'T KNOW. MRS. RANDALL
IS FURTHER ALONG THAN I THOUGHT.
MRS. RANDALL IS FURTHER ALONG
THAN I THOUGHT. LOOK, MY SPEECH,
THAN I THOUGHT. LOOK, MY
SPEECH, I FORGOT THE SPEECH.
LOOK, MY SPEECH, I FORGOT THE
SPEECH. SOMEBODY'S GO TO GO HOME
I FORGOT THE SPEECH. SOMEBODY'S
GO TO GO HOME AND GET IT FOR ME.
SOMEBODY'S GO TO GO HOME
AND GET IT FOR ME. NO SWEAT, DAD.
AND GET IT FOR ME. NO SWEAT,
DAD. WE ALREADY HAVE IT.
NO SWEAT, DAD. WE ALREADY HAVE
IT. MOM FOUND IT IN YOUR PANTS.
WE ALREADY HAVE IT. MOM FOUND IT IN
YOUR PANTS. SHE SAYS WHENEVER WE GO OUT,
MOM FOUND IT IN YOUR PANTS. SHE SAYS
WHENEVER WE GO OUT, SHE ALWAYS HAS TO CHECK
SHE SAYS WHENEVER WE GO OUT, SHE
ALWAYS HAS TO CHECK AFTER YOU AND RUDY.
SHE ALWAYS HAS TO CHECK AFTER
YOU AND RUDY. >> [LAUGHING] OKAY.
AFTER YOU AND RUDY. >> [LAUGHING]
OKAY. HOW'S IT GOING THERE?
[LAUGHING] OKAY. HOW'S IT
GOING THERE? A LOT OF PEOPLE?
HOW'S IT GOING THERE? A
LOT OF PEOPLE? >> IT'S PACKED.
A LOT OF PEOPLE? >> IT'S PACKED.
YEAH WELL, WHAT ARE THEY
IT'S PACKED. >> YEAH WELL,
WHAT ARE THEY SAYING ABOUT ME?
YEAH WELL, WHAT ARE THEY SAYING
ABOUT ME? ARE THEY SAYING, "YOU KNOW,
SAYING ABOUT ME? ARE THEY SAYING,
"YOU KNOW, THAT CLIFF HUXTABLE,
ARE THEY SAYING, "YOU KNOW, THAT
CLIFF HUXTABLE, WHAT AN OBSTETRICIAN"?
THAT CLIFF HUXTABLE, WHAT AN
OBSTETRICIAN"? >> NO, MOSTLY WHAT THEY'RE
WHAT AN OBSTETRICIAN"? >> NO, MOSTLY WHAT
THEY'RE SAYING IS "THAT CLIFF HUXTABLE,
NO, MOSTLY WHAT THEY'RE SAYING
IS "THAT CLIFF HUXTABLE, WHERE IS HE?"
SAYING IS "THAT CLIFF HUXTABLE,
WHERE IS HE?" >> DR. HUXTABLE?
WHERE IS HE?" >>
DR. HUXTABLE? >> YES.
DR. HUXTABLE? >>
YES. JUST A MINUTE.
YES. JUST A MINUTE. >>
MRS. RANDALL'S CONTRACTIONS
JUST A MINUTE. >> MRS. RANDALL'S
CONTRACTIONS ARE STRONGER AND CLOSER
MRS. RANDALL'S CONTRACTIONS
ARE STRONGER AND CLOSER TOGETHER.
ARE STRONGER AND CLOSER
TOGETHER. I THINK YOU BETTER CHECK HER.
TOGETHER. I THINK YOU BETTER
CHECK HER. >> I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
I THINK YOU BETTER CHECK HER. >> I'LL BE
RIGHT THERE. >> SON, IT LOOKS LIKE I'M NOT
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. >> SON, IT
LOOKS LIKE I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT.
SON, IT LOOKS LIKE I'M NOT GOING TO
MAKE IT. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO?
GOING TO MAKE IT. >> WHAT DO YOU
WANT US TO DO? >> IS THAT YOUR FATHER?
WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO? >>
IS THAT YOUR FATHER? >> HOLD ON, DAD.
IS THAT YOUR FATHER? >> HOLD
ON, DAD. >> HE'S STILL AT THE HOSPITAL.
HOLD ON, DAD. >> HE'S STILL AT
THE HOSPITAL. >> LET ME HAVE IT.
HE'S STILL AT THE HOSPITAL. >> LET ME
HAVE IT. HEY HUXTABLE, YOU ALREADY WON
LET ME HAVE IT. HEY HUXTABLE,
YOU ALREADY WON THE AWARD.
HEY HUXTABLE, YOU ALREADY WON THE
AWARD. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE?
THE AWARD. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO
PROVE? >> I'M WORKING ON NEXT YEAR.
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE? >> I'M WORKING
ON NEXT YEAR. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO
I'M WORKING ON NEXT YEAR. >> WHAT
DO YOU WANT ME TO DO WITH THE AWARD?
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO WITH
THE AWARD? >> GIVE IT TO MY SON, WILL YOU?
WITH THE AWARD? >> GIVE IT TO MY SON,
WILL YOU? >> OKAY YOU GOT IT, COACH.
GIVE IT TO MY SON, WILL YOU? >> OKAY
YOU GOT IT, COACH. YOU TAKE THE AWARD.
OKAY YOU GOT IT, COACH. YOU
TAKE THE AWARD. >> NO PROBLEM, DAD.
YOU TAKE THE AWARD. >> NO
PROBLEM, DAD. >> DO ME A FAVOR.
NO PROBLEM, DAD. >> DO ME A
FAVOR. I WANT YOU TO READ MY SPEECH
DO ME A FAVOR. I WANT YOU
TO READ MY SPEECH FOR ME.
I WANT YOU TO READ MY
SPEECH FOR ME. HELLO?
FOR ME. HELLO? HELLO?
HELLO? HELLO? >> MAYBE
MOM SHOULD ACCEPT
HELLO? >> MAYBE MOM
SHOULD ACCEPT THE AWARD.
MAYBE MOM SHOULD ACCEPT THE
AWARD. >> SON, I'D REALLY LIKE FOR YOU
THE AWARD. >> SON, I'D REALLY LIKE FOR
YOU TO READ MY SPEECH FOR ME PLEASE.
SON, I'D REALLY LIKE FOR YOU TO READ MY
SPEECH FOR ME PLEASE. >> OKAY DAD, I'LL TRY.
TO READ MY SPEECH FOR ME
PLEASE. >> OKAY DAD, I'LL TRY. >> GOOD.
OKAY DAD, I'LL TRY.
GOOD. GOOD LUCK SON.
GOOD. GOOD LUCK
SON. >> THANKS DAD.
GOOD LUCK SON. >> THANKS DAD.
THEO, IS THAT YOUR FATHER?
THANKS DAD. >> THEO, IS THAT
YOUR FATHER? >> DAD'S NOT COMING.
THEO, IS THAT YOUR FATHER?
DAD'S NOT COMING. >> OH.
DAD'S NOT COMING. >> OH.
HE WANTS ME TO READ HIS
OH. >> HE WANTS
ME TO READ HIS SPEECH.
HE WANTS ME TO
READ HIS SPEECH. >> THEO!
SPEECH. >> THEO! >>
MOM, I DON'T WANT TO DO IT.
THEO! >> MOM, I DON'T WANT TO
DO IT. WHAT IF THERE'S SOME DOCTOR
MOM, I DON'T WANT TO DO IT. WHAT IF
THERE'S SOME DOCTOR WORDS IN THERE I CAN'T
WHAT IF THERE'S SOME DOCTOR
WORDS IN THERE I CAN'T PRONOUNCE?
WORDS IN THERE I CAN'T PRONOUNCE?
THEO, I THINK YOU SHOULD READ
PRONOUNCE? >> THEO, I THINK YOU
SHOULD READ YOUR FATHER'S SPEECH.
THEO, I THINK YOU SHOULD READ YOUR FATHER'S
SPEECH. >> MOM, I THINK YOU SHOULD.
YOUR FATHER'S SPEECH. >> MOM, I
THINK YOU SHOULD. DAD WILL NEVER KNOW.
MOM, I THINK YOU SHOULD. DAD
WILL NEVER KNOW. >> WELL ALL RIGHT,
DAD WILL NEVER KNOW. >> WELL
ALL RIGHT, IF YOU WANT ME TO, I WILL.
WELL ALL RIGHT, IF YOU WANT ME
TO, I WILL. BUT WHAT DID HE SAY TO YOU
IF YOU WANT ME TO, I WILL. BUT WHAT DID
HE SAY TO YOU WHEN HE ASKED YOU TO DO IT?
BUT WHAT DID HE SAY TO YOU WHEN HE ASKED
YOU TO DO IT? >> HE SAID HE'D REALLY LIKE
WHEN HE ASKED YOU TO DO IT? >> HE
SAID HE'D REALLY LIKE FOR ME TO DO IT.
HE SAID HE'D REALLY LIKE
FOR ME TO DO IT. >> WELL?
FOR ME TO DO IT.
WELL? >> OKAY.
WELL? >> OKAY. >> OKAY.
OKAY. >> OKAY.
OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
OKAY. OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
YOUR FATHER'S SPEECH WASN'T
OH, WAIT A MINUTE. YOUR FATHER'S
SPEECH WASN'T THE ONLY THING HE FORGOT.
YOUR FATHER'S SPEECH WASN'T THE
ONLY THING HE FORGOT. COME HERE.
THE ONLY THING HE FORGOT. COME
HERE. NOW, I WOULD LIKE VERY MUCH
COME HERE. NOW, I WOULD LIKE VERY
MUCH FOR YOU TO GO OUT THERE AND READ
NOW, I WOULD LIKE VERY MUCH FOR YOU TO GO
OUT THERE AND READ THIS SPEECH AS IF YOU HAD
FOR YOU TO GO OUT THERE AND READ THIS SPEECH
AS IF YOU HAD WRITTEN IT YOURSELF, OKAY?
THIS SPEECH AS IF YOU HAD WRITTEN IT YOURSELF,
OKAY? MAKE ME AND YOUR DAD VERY PROUD.
WRITTEN IT YOURSELF, OKAY? MAKE
ME AND YOUR DAD VERY PROUD. LET'S GO.
MAKE ME AND YOUR DAD VERY PROUD.
LET'S GO. >> WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
LET'S GO. >> WELCOME LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN TO THE ANNUAL PHYSICIAN
WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TO THE
ANNUAL PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR AWARD BANQUET.
TO THE ANNUAL PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR AWARD
BANQUET. AS YOU CAN SEE, OUR HONOREE IS
OF THE YEAR AWARD BANQUET. AS YOU CAN SEE,
OUR HONOREE IS NOT HERE, BUT THAT'S THE CHANCE
AS YOU CAN SEE, OUR HONOREE IS NOT HERE, BUT
THAT'S THE CHANCE YOU TAKE WHEN YOU SELECT
NOT HERE, BUT THAT'S THE CHANCE YOU
TAKE WHEN YOU SELECT AN OBSTETRICIAN.
YOU TAKE WHEN YOU SELECT AN OBSTETRICIAN.
HE'S AT THE HOSPITAL DELIVERING
AN OBSTETRICIAN. HE'S AT THE HOSPITAL
DELIVERING A BABY, WHICH SHOWS YOU
HE'S AT THE HOSPITAL DELIVERING A BABY, WHICH
SHOWS YOU THE LENGTHS THAT HE WILL GO TO
A BABY, WHICH SHOWS YOU THE LENGTHS
THAT HE WILL GO TO TO LOOK GOOD.
THE LENGTHS THAT HE WILL GO TO TO
LOOK GOOD. AS YOU ALL KNOW, THIS HOSPITAL
TO LOOK GOOD. AS YOU ALL KNOW, THIS
HOSPITAL IS NUMBER ONE AND THAT'S BECAUSE
AS YOU ALL KNOW, THIS HOSPITAL IS NUMBER ONE
AND THAT'S BECAUSE WE GO AFTER TALENT THAT
IS NUMBER ONE AND THAT'S BECAUSE WE GO AFTER
TALENT THAT THE OTHER HOSPITALS OVERLOOK.
WE GO AFTER TALENT THAT THE OTHER
HOSPITALS OVERLOOK. WE'VE GOT BLACKS.
THE OTHER HOSPITALS OVERLOOK. WE'VE
GOT BLACKS. WE'VE GOT NATIVE AMERICANS.
WE'VE GOT BLACKS. WE'VE GOT NATIVE
AMERICANS. WE'VE GOT HISPANICS.
WE'VE GOT NATIVE AMERICANS. WE'VE
GOT HISPANICS. WE'VE GOT ASIAN AMERICANS.
WE'VE GOT HISPANICS. WE'VE GOT ASIAN
AMERICANS. WE'VE EVEN GOT A TEXAN.
WE'VE GOT ASIAN AMERICANS. WE'VE EVEN
GOT A TEXAN. BUT I DON'T HIRE THOSE PEOPLE
WE'VE EVEN GOT A TEXAN. BUT I DON'T HIRE
THOSE PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY ARE MINORITIES,
BUT I DON'T HIRE THOSE PEOPLE BECAUSE
THEY ARE MINORITIES, I HIRE THEM BECAUSE
BECAUSE THEY ARE MINORITIES, I
HIRE THEM BECAUSE THEY HAVE TALENT.
I HIRE THEM BECAUSE THEY HAVE
TALENT. APROPOS OF THAT, ABOUT 20 YEARS
THEY HAVE TALENT. APROPOS OF THAT, ABOUT
20 YEARS AGO, I RECRUITED A YOUNG DOCTOR
APROPOS OF THAT, ABOUT 20 YEARS AGO, I
RECRUITED A YOUNG DOCTOR BY THE NAME OF
AGO, I RECRUITED A YOUNG DOCTOR
BY THE NAME OF HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE.
BY THE NAME OF HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE.
HE WAS A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH.
HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE. HE WAS A DIAMOND IN
THE ROUGH. I REMEMBER HE WAS WEARING A BLUE
HE WAS A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH. I REMEMBER HE
WAS WEARING A BLUE SERGE SUIT AND TENNIS SHOES.
I REMEMBER HE WAS WEARING A BLUE SERGE
SUIT AND TENNIS SHOES. MAYBE HE STILL DOES.
SERGE SUIT AND TENNIS SHOES. MAYBE
HE STILL DOES. BUT TO PROVE HOW GOOD MY
MAYBE HE STILL DOES. BUT TO PROVE HOW
GOOD MY JUDGMENT IS SELECTING THESE
BUT TO PROVE HOW GOOD MY JUDGMENT IS SELECTING
THESE PEOPLE, DR. HUXTABLE HAS TURNED
JUDGMENT IS SELECTING THESE PEOPLE, DR. HUXTABLE
HAS TURNED OUT TO BE AN EXTRAORDINARY
PEOPLE, DR. HUXTABLE HAS TURNED OUT
TO BE AN EXTRAORDINARY OBSTETRICIAN.
OUT TO BE AN EXTRAORDINARY
OBSTETRICIAN. HE IS NOT ONLY AN INNOVATIVE
OBSTETRICIAN. HE IS NOT ONLY AN
INNOVATIVE SURGEON, BUT HE IS ALSO DEVOTED
HE IS NOT ONLY AN INNOVATIVE SURGEON,
BUT HE IS ALSO DEVOTED TO HIS PATIENTS.
SURGEON, BUT HE IS ALSO DEVOTED TO HIS
PATIENTS. HE BRINGS TO THEM A DEGREE OF
TO HIS PATIENTS. HE BRINGS TO THEM A
DEGREE OF EMPATHY AND COMPASSION THAT IS
HE BRINGS TO THEM A DEGREE OF EMPATHY
AND COMPASSION THAT IS VERY HARD TO MATCH.
EMPATHY AND COMPASSION THAT IS VERY HARD
TO MATCH. WHY EVEN THE HUSBANDS LIKE HIM.
VERY HARD TO MATCH. WHY EVEN THE HUSBANDS
LIKE HIM. HIS DEDICATION TO THIS HOSPITAL
WHY EVEN THE HUSBANDS LIKE HIM. HIS DEDICATION
TO THIS HOSPITAL IS SO GREAT THAT WHENEVER
HIS DEDICATION TO THIS HOSPITAL IS SO GREAT
THAT WHENEVER BUSINESS IN THE MATERNITY WARD
IS SO GREAT THAT WHENEVER BUSINESS IN THE
MATERNITY WARD SLOWED DOWN, HIS WIFE CAME IN
BUSINESS IN THE MATERNITY WARD SLOWED DOWN, HIS
WIFE CAME IN PREGNANT AND SHE DID FIVE TIMES.
SLOWED DOWN, HIS WIFE CAME IN PREGNANT AND
SHE DID FIVE TIMES. SHE MUST BE VERY GLAD THAT
PREGNANT AND SHE DID FIVE TIMES. SHE MUST BE
VERY GLAD THAT BUSINESS IN THE MATERNITY WARD
SHE MUST BE VERY GLAD THAT BUSINESS
IN THE MATERNITY WARD IS GOOD NOW.
BUSINESS IN THE MATERNITY WARD IS
GOOD NOW. AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
IS GOOD NOW. AND NOW, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, I WANT TO
AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WITHOUT FURTHER
ADO, I WANT TO PRESENT THE VERA CROCKETT AWARD
WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, I WANT TO PRESENT
THE VERA CROCKETT AWARD FOR THE OUTSTANDING
PRESENT THE VERA CROCKETT AWARD FOR
THE OUTSTANDING PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR TO
FOR THE OUTSTANDING PHYSICIAN OF
THE YEAR TO DR. HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE.
PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR TO DR. HEATHCLIFF
HUXTABLE. AND ACCEPTING ON HIS BEHALF WILL
DR. HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE. AND ACCEPTING ON
HIS BEHALF WILL BE HIS SON, RUDY HUXTABLE.
AND ACCEPTING ON HIS BEHALF WILL BE
HIS SON, RUDY HUXTABLE. >> [APPLAUDING]
FORGIVE ME, THEODORE
HUXTABLE. >> YAY!
MY DISTINGUISHED COLLEAGUES, HOSPITAL
STAFF, DR. WEXLER, COMMUNITY LEADERS,
HOSPITAL STAFF, DR. WEXLER, COMMUNITY
LEADERS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
COMMUNITY LEADERS, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN. WHEN I HEARD THAT I HAD BEEN
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WHEN I HEARD THAT
I HAD BEEN VOTED PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR,
WHEN I HEARD THAT I HAD BEEN VOTED
PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR, I WAS DEEPLY MOVED.
VOTED PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR, I WAS DEEPLY
MOVED. THEY TELL ME I WON BY ONE VOTE,
I WAS DEEPLY MOVED. THEY TELL ME I WON BY
ONE VOTE, WHICH MAKES ME THINK I VOTED FOR
THEY TELL ME I WON BY ONE VOTE, WHICH MAKES
ME THINK I VOTED FOR THE RIGHT PERSON.
RIGHT. I AM VERY HONORED.
CLAIR, I SHARE THIS WITH YOU.
I AM VERY HONORED. CLAIR, I SHARE THIS
WITH YOU. YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION TO ME.
CLAIR, I SHARE THIS WITH YOU. YOU ARE AN
INSPIRATION TO ME. IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THAT
YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION TO ME. IT'S HARD TO
BELIEVE THAT A WOMAN WHO'S BEEN SO BEAUTIFUL
IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THAT A WOMAN WHO'S BEEN
SO BEAUTIFUL FOR SO LONG COULD'VE BEEN RAISED
A WOMAN WHO'S BEEN SO BEAUTIFUL FOR SO LONG
COULD'VE BEEN RAISED ON PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY.
FOR SO LONG COULD'VE BEEN RAISED ON PEANUT
BUTTER AND JELLY. AS A YOUNG BOY, I DREAMED OF
ON PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY. AS A YOUNG
BOY, I DREAMED OF BECOMING A DOCTOR.
AS A YOUNG BOY, I DREAMED OF BECOMING
A DOCTOR. PEOPLE TOLD ME I COULDN'T DO IT
BECOMING A DOCTOR. PEOPLE TOLD ME I
COULDN'T DO IT BECAUSE IT WAS TOO HARD.
PEOPLE TOLD ME I COULDN'T DO IT BECAUSE IT
WAS TOO HARD. THEY WERE RIGHT ABOUT IT BEING
BECAUSE IT WAS TOO HARD. THEY
WERE RIGHT ABOUT IT BEING HARD.
THEY WERE RIGHT ABOUT IT BEING
HARD. BUT ONE THING WAS TOUGHER THAN
HARD. BUT ONE THING WAS TOUGHER
THAN ALL THE OTHERS COMBINED:
BUT ONE THING WAS TOUGHER THAN ALL
THE OTHERS COMBINED: MICROBIOLOGY.
ALL THE OTHERS COMBINED:
MICROBIOLOGY. I HATED MICROBIOLOGY.
MICROBIOLOGY. I HATED MICROBIOLOGY.
BUT I HAD A CHOICE, IF I WANTED
I HATED MICROBIOLOGY. BUT I HAD A
CHOICE, IF I WANTED TO BECOME A DOCTOR,
BUT I HAD A CHOICE, IF I WANTED TO
BECOME A DOCTOR, I HAD TO LEARN IT.
TO BECOME A DOCTOR, I HAD TO
LEARN IT. I HOPE MY CHILDREN WILL NEVER
I HAD TO LEARN IT. I HOPE MY CHILDREN
WILL NEVER LET ANYTHING STAND IN THE WAY OF
I HOPE MY CHILDREN WILL NEVER LET
ANYTHING STAND IN THE WAY OF THEIR DREAMS.
LET ANYTHING STAND IN THE WAY OF
THEIR DREAMS. I AM HONORED TO RECEIVE
THEIR DREAMS. I AM HONORED TO
RECEIVE THE VERA CROCKETT AWARD
I AM HONORED TO RECEIVE THE VERA
CROCKETT AWARD AS PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR.
THE VERA CROCKETT AWARD AS PHYSICIAN
OF THE YEAR. AND I AM PROUD TO SAY THAT
AS PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR. AND I AM PROUD
TO SAY THAT I WORK ALONGSIDE THESE GREAT
AND I AM PROUD TO SAY THAT I WORK
ALONGSIDE THESE GREAT AMERICANS.
I WORK ALONGSIDE THESE
GREAT AMERICANS. [APPLAUDING]
HE WANTS ALL OF US
TO STAND UP AND JOIN HANDS.
I AM AN AMERICAN, AND THIS IS
MY AMERICAN FAMILY. THANK YOU.
MY AMERICAN FAMILY.
THANK YOU. [APPLAUDING]
YAY! >> CONGRATULATIONS,
MRS. RANDALL.
CONGRATULATIONS, MRS. RANDALL.
YOU GOT A BASKETBALL PLAYER.
MRS. RANDALL. YOU GOT A
BASKETBALL PLAYER. >> IT'S A BOY.
YOU GOT A BASKETBALL PLAYER.
IT'S A BOY. >> IT'S A GIRL.
[MUSIC]
"THE COSBY SHOW" IS TAPED IN
FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.