The Business (2013–2018): Season 3, Episode 5 - O Amigo - full transcript
-Who's the new Karen?
-Her name is Mia.
You'll do things with her
you can't tell your grandkids.
-Don't you have a day off?
-No.
Sorry, Monster.
It's the price of faithfulness.
I have no memory of...
More wine?
-You think I want this crap here?
-You said you'd wait! No!
You promised
to wait for me, Luna!
I can't do this.
I have to go now.
Sorry.
O NEGOCIO
Season III
Episode 5
THE FRIEND
All of us together
reminds me of something.
-What's that?
-When we were Karin's best friends.
That was ages ago , right?
What century was that?
Century? Just last month.
A century and a month ago,
before the Mia era. I remember.
Yes, it's been ages
since we're not best friends.
-So you admit it?
-Sure.
You're not my best friends.
You're my sisters.
Karin!
You ruined an exciting fit
of jealousy just like that?
That's not right.
-You must admit one thing.
-What?
-Her debut was flawless.
-Sure, we trained her.
Cesar woke me up
to show me the numbers.
The number
of club members tripled.
-Really?
-That's not the only good news.
There's more?
My cousin
in charge of the family's land,
stole years worth of taxes and we
lost it. Now, the city's auctioning it.
-What's the good news?
-That's the good news.
Says who? Mia?
I never got my parents
to sell me the land.
But that's no longer an issue.
I'll buy it at the auction.
He complained for half an hour
about the noisy cars,
the noise the doors make
when they open and shut.
He says it's unacceptable, he can't get
any sleep, and he'll file a complaint.
So he knows what we do here.
Yes, but he's fine with that.
His beef is with the noise.
What did you say?
I apologized, I said our priority
was getting along with our neighbors,
that we'd try to minimize
the inconvenience.
Excellent.
I asked maintenance to check the gate.
I think it needs some lubricant.
This one knows
all about lubricants.
Greta, ask the valets
to be less noisy with the cars.
Sure.
Hello.
Ariel, there's a woman here
to see you.
-Who is it?
-Who is this?
Cibele, darling.
You haven't changed a bit.
Please!
It's true, twenty years ago, you looked
20 years older, and you still do.
You're the same bastard.
Aren't you, Ariel?
Why are you here?
To pay me back
the 20 grand I loaned you
to fix the carburetor of that red Opala,
your boyfriend had,
the one that beat you up?
I never forget a thing.
What boyfriend? What Opala?
What are you talking about?
If that's not it. What is it?
My husband found out that our kid's
blood type is incompatible with his.
-He's not the dad.
-What's that got to do with me?
He's your kid.
Funny how no woman
has ever come here to say,
that her husband found out
his fortune is actually mine.
That never happens.
Ariel, I am a hundred percent sure
my son is yours.
But I'm not here to ask you
to support him.
-No?
-No, my husband left me.
And I can't afford
his college tuition by myself.
So I thought maybe
you could find him a job here?
-Cibele, I have a better idea.
-What?
Try that trick
with some other idiot.
-I was surprised to see you there.
-I'm glad you accepted the invite.
I hated you for so long,
so long ago.
I know I was an idiot with you.
I've never regretted anything so much.
It's past, Zanini.
-I loved your book.
-You read it?
After they break up,
the young lovers say,
they can't live
without each other.
People laugh at that, and they laugh too
two or three years later.
But they were right before
and wrong later.
One thing was clear to them
when they broke up.
Two or three years later
they forgot what it was.
But they were right before.
-So, you read up to page 12.
-No, I memorized up to page 12.
Did you really like it?
That's like Botticelli
asking me if I like his Venus.
Or John Hughes asking
if I like Ferris Bueller.
Look, Zanini,
I have a confession to make.
Meeting you again is exciting.
But I can't risk
getting involved with you again.
Why not?
I'm engaged.
I didn't know.
Yes, he's reliable,
committed, he loves me.
He wants to get married, have kids.
He offers me the kind of life I want.
I can't risk losing that
to have an affair.
I had one of the hottest chicks
in town, had money,
didn't have to do a thing.
Now, I'm a poor motivator
with a stubborn nail fungus
and Yuri for a roommate.
Nobody ever rose so high
and sank so low.
I lost the best job ever,
pay for sex and live with you.
And my best friends
are you two losers.
Yeah, that's even worse.
Here's the guy who says
he had sex with 10,000 women.
And not only that,
they even paid him.
-Five hundred.
-A thousand. Five hundred thousand.
He's the golden dick,
the staff of mankind,
the dick that shocked the world.
-Cut it out, mister. That's enough.
-Take it easy.
-Leave him alone.
-I'm just curious.
What makes his dick so special,
so desirable to women?
Is it the size, or the width?
Does it dance when it's hard?
Don't tell me your dick stands up,
like a cobra out of a fakir's basket.
Buddy, go away, please.
We're not looking for trouble.
I'm not looking for trouble either.
That's the last thing I want.
Sorry.
What's that, bro?
He keeps bugging me
about the hookers.
-Damn!
-One more thing.
Before I leave,
I'd like to have your autograph.
But not with just any pen.
I need it with the golden dick.
-Calm down, Yuri.
-Just go home, Rinaldi.
I'll kill that guy.
He's not worth it. He's a jerk.
Calm down and get some beers.
Two beers, please.
-He's gone.
-You know that jerk?
-That's Rinaldi.
-Who's he?
-An artsy porn director from the 80s.
-Must've been crappy videos.
-They weren't that bad.
-Whatever.
It's true, didn't you see
"The Midget At Night"?
-It's great.
-Seriously?
He was talented,
now he's a spiteful old man,
all he does is drink, and messes with
anybody that looks a little happy.
I'm not happy.
These women! That's all I needed.
Claiming I have a kid! A kid? Me?
-What if he is yours?
-He isn't.
What if he is?
Shut up, girl! You can't stop yapping!
Shut up already!
What's that long face for, Greta?
-Our neighbor.
-What about him?
He's complaining again.
He's calling the cops.
Karin.
-What's going on?
-Our neighbor again.
-He complained again?
-Sure he complained again.
He's all alone, doesn't work,
stays home all day.
So he spends his time
harassing us.
What do we do?
I know what to do.
I'll scare the hell out of him.
Let's see if he complains
about his bones cracking open.
I have a better solution.
I'll invite him to the club.
We'll give him a tour,
treat him to the best,
tell him he can come over
whenever he likes for free.
That'll make him our friend.
Yes?
Hi, I'm Karin, how are we today?
I'm one of the club's owners.
Yes?
I'd like to have the pleasure
of dining with you this evening.
I already had dinner.
How about a glass of port,
or a tokaji?
-I'm fine, thanks.
-You're always welcome at our club.
I guarantee
you'll always be treated well.
-Good evening.
-Good evening.
I want to be with Leticia.
But she doesn't deserve
getting hurt again, buddy.
I'll have to dump Magali for her.
But I love Magali. And if I love Magali,
how can I dump her?
The problem is Magali's nuts.
I can't stand her.
I want to be with Leticia,
but I can't have her.
I'd have to dump Magali
who I love and who's nuts.
If we put Socrates, Confucius,
Einstein and Galileo in one room,
and told them to solve Zanini's problem,
they'd all say I'm screwed.
Okay.
Hold on.
I downloaded it.
-What?
-"The Midget At Night."
-What's that?
-Rinaldi's video.
-The geezer that teased you?
-Yes.
You're watching
that jerk's video?
I'm curious.
You want to watch it?
You want me to watch porn
with you?
-Why not?
-Why not?
That's the craziest thing
I've ever heard you say.
-You're sick, Oscar.
-I'm sick?
I think you're right.
We're not the same person.
When we founded Oceano Azul
we knew it would only grow,
if we invested
in the quality of our staff.
Today, we sell diapers, perfume,
energy drinks and wine,
and our products
are big national hits,
thanks in part to professionals
like Oscar Braga,
his vision, his knowhow
and his motivational experience.
Like that?
Yes, but you could praise me
a little more.
-More?
-Yes, like this.
If anyone knows it all about
the business world, that's Oscar Braga.
Not only does he know it all,
he's also a great teacher.
His lectures are fundamental,
for the formation of a new and brilliant
generation of Brazilian entrepreneurs.
Aren't you overdoing it
a little?
I need some exposure
to get more than six students.
When will this be
on your website?
-Tomorrow. Go ahead.
-Hold on.
I'm throwing a party tomorrow.
It's my birthday. Come over.
-Okay.
-Go ahead.
What do I think of Oscar Braga?
He is the best.
The very best there is.
-We had a great lunch at Angra.
-Wonderful.
-There was just one problem.
-What's that?
I said I liked chess
and he wanted to play.
So?
It was hard losing a game
in 40 minutes that I'd win in 2.
Here. To make up for the chess game,
your first check.
Thanks.
I have to run. My agenda's full.
I don't think I can come back
all week.
-Go on. Good job.
-Thanks.
Our neighbor's here.
I knew he'd change his mind.
-Hi. I'm Karin.
-Pedro Paulo.
Nice to meet you.
Glad you could make it.
Would you like a drink?
I found a few bottles
of a great white Hermitage.
One of the best wines
I've tasted.
Thomas Jefferson said
it's the best French wine.
Thomas Jefferson was a fool.
Hermitage White
is not the best French wine.
It's the best in the world.
Yuri really liked
"The Midget At Night."
He liked it so much
it was in his top five with,
"The Adventures
of Buckaroo Banzai",
"Zebraman 1", "Zebraman 2",
and "Driving Miss Daisy."
Fascinated, he downloaded
all of Rinaldi's videos.
I've lived in Geneva, Mexico City,
Brussels, Santiago, Amman.
-Which do you like best?
-Valletta, the capital of Malta.
Really?
Yes, those were my best years.
It was my first diplomatic post.
I've always wanted to go back,
but it's impossible.
-How come?
-Because I was sent to Sao Paulo.
It was their way of punishing me
for being a good friend.
How so?
De La Rochefoucauld said...
"The evil we do does not attract
so much persecution,
and hatred
as our good qualities."
I helped an ambassador
who felt humiliated because of that.
He started hating me
and here I am.
I can't guarantee that Blue
will make you as happy as Malta,
but I do guarantee
you'll have a good time.
-Thanks.
-Suzana, Ju. Please.
This is Pedro Paulo's
first time here.
Could you please
introduce him to the girls?
Sure.
They can all make your day
unforgettable.
-Thanks, but I have to go.
-Already?
Yes. Excuse me.
-You're a hypocrite.
-Maybe I am, but not my dick.
No erection's hypocritical.
You never talk to me.
If a man tells a woman
what he's really thinking
she will be shocked and furious.
I wanted pleasure.
You gave me love.
-Love is better than pleasure.
-No, love leaves a hole in your soul.
Go away. I want to be alone.
You're making me crazy!
-Hello.
-Hello and goodbye, I'm late.
Wait. I got you something.
-What's that?
-Open it.
Mia! My God!
The shoes I've so dreamed of!
It's yours.
How did you buy them?
They cost a fortune.
No worries, I made a bundle
with my first job.
-You've made 3,500 reais?
-No, I made a lot more.
-Seriously?
-Yes.
I work a whole month
to make 3,000 reais.
I know. See if they fit.
-I'm sorry, Mia. This isn't right.
-What?
You making money like that.
I don't know.
I can do without these, okay?
I knew you could say that,
but you wanted them so bad,
I decided to get them.
But I can't accept them, okay?
I'm late for a meeting. See you later.
Cesar!
What?
Take a look.
-It's our neighbor.
-Look.
-He changed his mind.
-Hold on.
-He's been at it for five minutes.
-That's so weird.
Here he comes again.
Finally!
-Sorry I left like that yesterday.
-No problem.
-You know what's the problem?
-Go ahead.
How do I say this?
After I got a divorce,
and that was ages ago,
I've never...
I've never been with anyone.
That's normal.
Lots of guys have been there.
Yes, I know,
but it's been such a long time,
I'm scared I could've forgotten
how to ride a bike.
-If you get my drift.
-Got it.
-Let's do this.
-What?
Trust me.
I'll introduce you to a girl.
She'll fix that problem
faster than you think.
Karin introduced him to Nara.
A specialist in male insecurity.
One of Sao Paulo's best urologists
referred patients to her.
-Then he started crying.
-His job is that stressful?
Yes, I had to calm him down.
Having to be their wives is the worst.
Nice orchid.
The tenth orchid from Otto.
My house looks like a garden.
Is he in love?
Yes, he calls me all the time,
texts me saying he misses me
and he loves me.
My condolences, honey.
That's Otto.
He'll fall in love again soon.
-Patience and courage, honey.
-Thanks. I'll put this away.
-Did you bring your iPad?
-Yes. Why?
To see if Oscar uploaded
my endorsement on his website.
-I'm helping him out. Want to see?
-Sure.
What?
Hi, I'm Rebeca Weiszflog, partner
and founder of IJ Weisz Investments.
Of all the companies I've had
during my lifetime,
the one I had with Oscar Braga
was by far the most successful.
I can't believe he used
that slut's endorsement.
Where's mine?
No, hold on.
Click on other endorsements.
Mine's in other endorsements?
-I'm with his dentist.
-Oscar is kind of dumb, right?
He crossed the line this time.
I'm resisting Chris' advances
and he's filming Rebeca?
I'm such an idiot.
-What is it, baby?
-Here's the address you wanted.
I also discovered he walks
the dog at 10:30 PM every night.
Bruna, come here, will you?
-Yes?
-Can you zip me up?
-Where are you going?
-A client.
-Can you forgive me?
-For what?
I felt so proud of the money I made,
I thought I'd show off
by getting you those shoes.
No problem, I apologize too
if I seemed ungrateful.
There you go.
-Best friends forever?
-Best friends forever.
-Hi, Leandro.
-Hi.
See you later. Bye.
-I don't know how to thank you.
-My pleasure.
-I'm glad it worked out.
-I need to be very clear.
About what?
If you have any kind of problem,
you can count on me.
I'll be very happy to repay you
for what you did for me.
No problem, I just want
to stop bothering you.
Sorry, Karin.
I think I'm being too fussy.
Sometimes the slightest noise
bothers me.
You'd go crazy at my place.
I live right across
Alberto Nepomuceno square.
Right. Right.
A stray dog lives in the square.
He barks all night. It's awful.
It's getting late.
Don't you want to have dinner?
I'd love to but I have to go.
Girls, I'm very grateful
for this evening. I'll never forget it.
I had to decide
what to do that evening,
stay home and fuss over
that idiot Oscar,
or go to the birthday party
of a cool guy like Chris.
Explaining the issue
took longer than solving it.
I just want to see the kid. That's all.
See what he looks like.
That doesn't mean he's my kid.
Of course not.
Of course he's not my kid.
Right, you want to see a kid
who is not your child.
You like seeing people
who aren't your kids.
Cesar, zip it.
Greta,
where the hell is the kid?
Calm down, Ariel.
He'll show up any time now.
-Hey. Where are you going?
-Home. Why?
I don't want you to go.
No? You want to introduce me
to your girlfriend?
She's a friend of my sister.
I was trying to get rid of.
You have a funny way
of getting rid of her. I see.
I didn't know you were so wild.
-I didn't know you were a jerk.
-Take it easy.
Go back to your little party.
Let me explain something
about the party.
I wasn't going to do it.
I don't do birthdays.
Let go.
I only did it for you,
so I could see you again.
You can end it now,
because I'm leaving.
No, I have a better idea.
I'll end the party, but you stay.
No.
You stop the music
and I'll send them home.
Alright?
Listen up, everybody.
The party's over.
Seriously. I'm not kidding.
I thank you for coming
from the bottom of my heart,
but you have to leave.
Now.
Maybe there's no kid
and Cibele made it up.
It happens, you know.
I met a girl once who claimed to be
Rui Chapéu in another life.
But how?
Rui Chapéu is alive.
Impossible, she said.
"I am Rui Chapéu."
How can she be Rui Chapéu,
for God's sake?
He lives in Tucuruvi,
he's a regular at Zita's bar.
Unbelievable.
-Let's go home.
-Ariel.
-What?
-Look.
-Here.
-Thanks.
Happy birthday.
Those are Erica Verti seeds...
Verticillata, I think.
It says so.
-Do you know how rare these are?
-I heard the blossom's beautiful.
Yes.
It's beautiful.
Shut up, Yuri.
"Anal, Victory and Hope"
is a masterpiece you can't miss.
-With you, of course.
-Don't be stupid.
Is the video
with long takes of the city?
Yes, the seven orgasms.
The last is the saddest,
loveliest thing I ever saw.
Rinaldi's a genius.
I almost slapped a genius.
There's your genius.
Steinhäger.
Another.
Well, well, look who's here.
What an honor.
-A famous dick next to me.
-Don't start, Rinaldi.
But my dear, surely you've already met
the gentleman's dick, right?
Rinaldi.
How would you describe it?
The magical rod of pleasure?
The anaconda of desire?
The second Tower of Pisa?
-"Love leaves a hole in the soul."
-What?
"Porn is philosophy without the lies.
We're born to soil sheets."
It's a shame that the guy who wrote all
that, and filmed so many nice scenes,
turned into a bitter
and repulsive old man.
Excuse me.
The next day
our neighbor came back.
It's great you're all friends.
That's so cool.
-We were very lucky.
-It's true. Friendship is everything.
It's all that matters.
It's funny, but when we met,
I didn't like Karin.
-It's true.
-We started off bad.
-Just like us.
-But now we're great friends.
-I hope we do the same.
-Me too.
Pedro Paulo.
Nice to see you again.
Hi, Nara. Tell me something.
-What?
-Heard anything yesterday?
What?
The dog. The dog barking.
You didn't hear it.
-It didn't bark last night.
-I know.
You did something?
What did you do?
You don't ask the magician
how he does his tricks.
All that matters is your friend
solved the problem.
He killed the dog.
Of course he killed it.
My God! That poor animal!
Calm down.
Maybe he didn't kill it.
Right, he told the dog he couldn't bark
anymore, and it understood?
-It's no big deal if he did.
-Why not, Ariel?
It's a stray dog, Karin.
So what?
It's a big deal if he killed it.
Maybe he took it somewhere,
left it in another neighborhood.
Yes, maybe.
Let's not jump to conclusions.
Let him keep coming,
and we'll watch him.
Fine, I have to go.
Zanini wants to talk.
I wonder what he wants.
He wanted her to work less.
-Here we go, Magali.
-Go ahead, monster.
If a couple wants to solve
their issues quickly and nicely,
they must not ignore
the culture of the dialogue.
-So to put an end to this issue...
-Pass me the cheese.
As I was saying,
to put an end to this issue,
stop the fighting and restore
a peaceful relationship,
both parties need to make
certain concessions.
-What's that, Magali?
-What?
-You're flirting with him in my face?
-Of course not.
He's a client I haven't seen
in a while, go on.
Anyway...
The purpose of this conversation
is to achieve the pacification,
and coordination of our interests,
by reviewing our fidelity deal.
Therefore, I propose...
So, I propose you work less
and spend more time with me.
In exchange, I promise to...
What?
Silvio wants to watch us having sex.
He pays well. Let's go.
-You're kidding, right?
-I'm serious. We'll have fun.
Are you totally insane?
Why not do it for a client?
Nadal y Federer play each other.
I can't believe my ears.
I really can't.
-You're so old-fashioned.
-No I'm not. I'm normal.
Are you normal?
I've had it with you.
-You can't leave now.
-Bye.
Hello.
Buzz him in.
Is that Leandro?
Can you tell Leandro
to wait downstairs?
I'm on my way down.
Thanks.
-You're making him wait for you?
-I'll be ready in a jiffy.
Cesar.
Did you know that if you bang
your head against the wall,
there's a chance your head
could go through the wall?
And end up
on the other side of the wall?
It's a remote possibility,
but it's true.
Really?
And did you know a mini black hole
could hit the sun next month?
One chance in a sextillion,
but it's possible.
Chance, Cesar, chance.
That's the key to modern physics.
-Chance rules everything.
-Why are you telling me this?
I'm thinking out loud.
Why? Can't I?
Sure you can.
So if there's a chance
a head can go through a wall,
if there's a chance a mini black hole
could hit the sun next month,
then there's also a chance
that kid is really my son,
do you agree with me?
I agree.
There's even a chance
he's your kid.
No, no chance whatsoever.
Of course, there is.
You can't deny science.
There's even a chance
Greta's a virgin.
But I'll help you, Cesar.
I'll have my DNA tested
to find out who his dad is.
Don't worry.
I'll be fine.
Zanini, please call me
when you can. Kisses.
Where were you yesterday?
Not with the cowboy, I hope.
-I was with the cowboy.
-Can you lasso a calf?
No, I lassoed him real good.
He's in love.
Great, I left my pen open
and my piggy's missing.
-What happened?
-Zanini can't deal with my job.
He stayed out last night
and won't take my calls.
I need to get my piggy back.
Gisele! Gisele, come here.
Otto, I told you
I'm with another client.
I know.
I just want to say goodbye.
-Bye, Otto.
-Bye, Gi.
What a drag! I can't take this anymore.
Otto's driving me crazy.
He's always after me.
I don't know what to do.
Will he never leave me alone?
The prince's driver
took the wrong road.
A guy looked at the prince
and shot him.
The prince died,
that caused World War I,
which caused World War II,
which caused the Cold War,
then Vietnam, and so on.
The driver missed a road,
ruined a century,
and ended up killing a bunch of people.
Isn't that crazy?
-Leticia.
-Yes?
Are you okay?
Are you crying?
What now, Zanini?
What will I do with my life?
What are you talking about?
We have each other.
Seriously?
Seriously, just dump your fiancé
and stay with me.
The guy was a bastard,
and screwed a lot of people's lives.
Isn't that ridiculous?
-Has anybody seen our neighbor?
-He was over there.
I went to get Patty for him,
and now he's gone.
Greta.
-Yes?
-Have you seen our neighbor?
-He just left.
-He left?
He asked Otto to take him, which is
weird, he lives across the street.
He's going to kill Otto.
First the dog, now Otto!
Calm down, Magali.
What now, Ariel?
He's not at the office.
What's his cellphone, Gisele?
Wait.
-I'll take it.
-Swear to stay away from her.
-Are you nuts bro?
-Swear.
Fine, I swear.
Give my phone back.
-I am not convinced.
-You're out of line. Give me that.
No, I'm not out of line.
You're out of line.
-You're stalking that girl.
-What's it to you?
Mess with one of them
and you mess with me.
You know why?
Because I'm their friend.
That's what friends are for.
Got it, you moron?
So quit that crap
or you'll regret it, got it?
Got it, you scumbag?
Repeat after me, I will never...
Get out of my car now,
you bastard!
-You smashed my mouth.
-Now, before I kick your ass!
Out!
You made us lose
one of our best clients.
-I just wanted to help.
-You killed the dog.
No, I took it to a shelter.
You really want to help?
That's what you want to do?
-Yes.
-Then, this is what you do.
What?
Don't you ever put one foot
in this club again.
-I don't know. I feel sorry for the guy.
-Sorry? The man's insane!
-He just wants to be friends.
-That's the problem.
Magali!
It's true.
People have problems, right?
Right.
Their friends' problems
become theirs.
The more friends, the more problems.
Right, Karin?
He phoned like 20 times
to apologize.
He says he won't stop
until he can come back.
What now?
He won't stop harassing us.
We need to do something
before his love turns into hatred.
He's bad enough as a friend.
Just imagine as an enemy.
This will be a living hell.
We'll have to move.
-No, he's the one that has to go.
-How?
Karin phoned a very influential
Brazilian diplomat and client.
She asked him
to transfer our neighbor.
To send him
somewhere far away, like...
Malta.
-What do you want?
-I want to apologize.
And buy you a beer.
That is, you have a beer
and I'll just have some water.
As General Cachoeira says
in "The Eternal Hymen",
the only being that never
forgives is a betrayed woman.
Are you a betrayed woman?
-No.
-Then follow me kid.
-So?
-So what?
-What do you want to talk about?
-How do you know I want to talk?
I know.
-You want me to move, right?
-No, it's not what I want.
No?
No, it's just that Leandro and I
want to live together,
and this apartment is so small
and you're making good money,
so I think it would be best for all
of us, if you look for a nicer place.
Got it.
-Are you mad at me?
-No.
-Seriously?
-Seriously.
I'll move this week.
-There's no need to rush, okay?
-Okay.
If Mia had to pack her bags,
Zanini had already packed his.
And after packing his bags,
he waited for Magali to tell her
he was never coming back.
-I'm glad you came back.
-We need to talk, Magali.
I know, I was a moron at the restaurant.
I promise not to do that again.
You're right.
We need to review our fidelity deal.
I'll work less
and have more time for us.
Forgive me.
I love you, Monster.
More than anything.
You're my little Smeagol.
So, Leticia...
I've been thinking about this.
And I think it's better to wait a little
before calling off your engagement,
to clear the ground some more.
You called it off?
No, no, no, no.
That's okay. Everything's fine.
I just wanted to think about
the best way to do it.
But if you already did it,
then it's... it's... That's fine.
No, of course.
It's actually better like this.
I'm happy too.
I miss you too.
I love you too.
-How was your day?
-Good.
How's work, okay?
Where's a waiter
when you need one?
I'm getting a drink.
What would you like?
Same as you.
I finally lassoed Chris in,
but Chris lassoed me too.
I started thinking it might be better
to tell him the truth about my work,
before he started hating me
for lying.
I hate seeing you alone.
I got you this.
Thanks, but I'm not alone.
I know, you're with me.
Nice to meet you, Gustavo.
-I'm with my boyfriend.
-Just like that?
Take it easy.
Let's get acquainted first.
It's not an excuse
for you to leave, I mean it.
-Is there a problem?
-No, he was just leaving, right?
Excuse me.
-Everything's okay?
-Yes, he's just some jerk.
Let's forget him then.
But if I ever see somebody laying
a finger on you, man, I'd kill him.
That's when I decided to do
what any good kind-hearted person
would do in my place.
Keep on lying.
Film critics ignore porn. But ignoring
porn is ignoring life itself.
Porn, Yuri, is knowledge.
It's what tells you who a person is.
They say "Hamlet" is a masterpiece,
but how can it be a masterpiece when
99% of his ideas aren't in the play?
How can a play be a masterpiece
with only 1% of somebody's ideas in it?
No, that's impossible.
"Fio-Terra em Transe"
is a masterpiece.
You really like it?
As Sheik Abdullah Al-Hussein
says in "Solitary Orgy",
"If your dick isn't hard, it could be
the beginning of a great friendship".
Are you sure? Unbelievable.
The next day, we found out
that our neighbor refused
to be transferred to Malta.
So we had a word with him.
Wasn't that your dream?
Yes, but I'm finally managing
to settle down here. I'm making friends.
We had some issues,
but that's what friends are like, right?
We'll be back on the right track
in no time.
-Pedro Paulo...
-I'll handle it.
Listen, stupid.
We are not your friends.
-We never were.
-Ariel!
We just wanted you to stop
bugging us, but you didn't.
You just won't stop.
So now, we want you to make
your stupid dream come true,
and go back to Malta
that gave birth to you,
and stay away from us,
is that clear?
Got it, damn it?
Fine.
Is that true?
Wait a minute.
-Now I get it.
-What?
You're saying you don't like me,
so I won't feel committed or anything.
You think moving to Malta
is what's best for me.
-That's it, right?
-Yes, that's it.
You are right.
That is what's best for me.
Thank you so much.
You're good friends.
And that's how we got rid
of a friend.
-Hi.
-Hi, Mia.
-Hi.
-Hi.
-Take that to your room and join us.
-Okay.
With the neighbor thing,
I forgot to tell you guys.
What?
Mia's moving here for a while.
That's okay, right?
-Sure.
-No problem.
End of episode 5
-Her name is Mia.
You'll do things with her
you can't tell your grandkids.
-Don't you have a day off?
-No.
Sorry, Monster.
It's the price of faithfulness.
I have no memory of...
More wine?
-You think I want this crap here?
-You said you'd wait! No!
You promised
to wait for me, Luna!
I can't do this.
I have to go now.
Sorry.
O NEGOCIO
Season III
Episode 5
THE FRIEND
All of us together
reminds me of something.
-What's that?
-When we were Karin's best friends.
That was ages ago , right?
What century was that?
Century? Just last month.
A century and a month ago,
before the Mia era. I remember.
Yes, it's been ages
since we're not best friends.
-So you admit it?
-Sure.
You're not my best friends.
You're my sisters.
Karin!
You ruined an exciting fit
of jealousy just like that?
That's not right.
-You must admit one thing.
-What?
-Her debut was flawless.
-Sure, we trained her.
Cesar woke me up
to show me the numbers.
The number
of club members tripled.
-Really?
-That's not the only good news.
There's more?
My cousin
in charge of the family's land,
stole years worth of taxes and we
lost it. Now, the city's auctioning it.
-What's the good news?
-That's the good news.
Says who? Mia?
I never got my parents
to sell me the land.
But that's no longer an issue.
I'll buy it at the auction.
He complained for half an hour
about the noisy cars,
the noise the doors make
when they open and shut.
He says it's unacceptable, he can't get
any sleep, and he'll file a complaint.
So he knows what we do here.
Yes, but he's fine with that.
His beef is with the noise.
What did you say?
I apologized, I said our priority
was getting along with our neighbors,
that we'd try to minimize
the inconvenience.
Excellent.
I asked maintenance to check the gate.
I think it needs some lubricant.
This one knows
all about lubricants.
Greta, ask the valets
to be less noisy with the cars.
Sure.
Hello.
Ariel, there's a woman here
to see you.
-Who is it?
-Who is this?
Cibele, darling.
You haven't changed a bit.
Please!
It's true, twenty years ago, you looked
20 years older, and you still do.
You're the same bastard.
Aren't you, Ariel?
Why are you here?
To pay me back
the 20 grand I loaned you
to fix the carburetor of that red Opala,
your boyfriend had,
the one that beat you up?
I never forget a thing.
What boyfriend? What Opala?
What are you talking about?
If that's not it. What is it?
My husband found out that our kid's
blood type is incompatible with his.
-He's not the dad.
-What's that got to do with me?
He's your kid.
Funny how no woman
has ever come here to say,
that her husband found out
his fortune is actually mine.
That never happens.
Ariel, I am a hundred percent sure
my son is yours.
But I'm not here to ask you
to support him.
-No?
-No, my husband left me.
And I can't afford
his college tuition by myself.
So I thought maybe
you could find him a job here?
-Cibele, I have a better idea.
-What?
Try that trick
with some other idiot.
-I was surprised to see you there.
-I'm glad you accepted the invite.
I hated you for so long,
so long ago.
I know I was an idiot with you.
I've never regretted anything so much.
It's past, Zanini.
-I loved your book.
-You read it?
After they break up,
the young lovers say,
they can't live
without each other.
People laugh at that, and they laugh too
two or three years later.
But they were right before
and wrong later.
One thing was clear to them
when they broke up.
Two or three years later
they forgot what it was.
But they were right before.
-So, you read up to page 12.
-No, I memorized up to page 12.
Did you really like it?
That's like Botticelli
asking me if I like his Venus.
Or John Hughes asking
if I like Ferris Bueller.
Look, Zanini,
I have a confession to make.
Meeting you again is exciting.
But I can't risk
getting involved with you again.
Why not?
I'm engaged.
I didn't know.
Yes, he's reliable,
committed, he loves me.
He wants to get married, have kids.
He offers me the kind of life I want.
I can't risk losing that
to have an affair.
I had one of the hottest chicks
in town, had money,
didn't have to do a thing.
Now, I'm a poor motivator
with a stubborn nail fungus
and Yuri for a roommate.
Nobody ever rose so high
and sank so low.
I lost the best job ever,
pay for sex and live with you.
And my best friends
are you two losers.
Yeah, that's even worse.
Here's the guy who says
he had sex with 10,000 women.
And not only that,
they even paid him.
-Five hundred.
-A thousand. Five hundred thousand.
He's the golden dick,
the staff of mankind,
the dick that shocked the world.
-Cut it out, mister. That's enough.
-Take it easy.
-Leave him alone.
-I'm just curious.
What makes his dick so special,
so desirable to women?
Is it the size, or the width?
Does it dance when it's hard?
Don't tell me your dick stands up,
like a cobra out of a fakir's basket.
Buddy, go away, please.
We're not looking for trouble.
I'm not looking for trouble either.
That's the last thing I want.
Sorry.
What's that, bro?
He keeps bugging me
about the hookers.
-Damn!
-One more thing.
Before I leave,
I'd like to have your autograph.
But not with just any pen.
I need it with the golden dick.
-Calm down, Yuri.
-Just go home, Rinaldi.
I'll kill that guy.
He's not worth it. He's a jerk.
Calm down and get some beers.
Two beers, please.
-He's gone.
-You know that jerk?
-That's Rinaldi.
-Who's he?
-An artsy porn director from the 80s.
-Must've been crappy videos.
-They weren't that bad.
-Whatever.
It's true, didn't you see
"The Midget At Night"?
-It's great.
-Seriously?
He was talented,
now he's a spiteful old man,
all he does is drink, and messes with
anybody that looks a little happy.
I'm not happy.
These women! That's all I needed.
Claiming I have a kid! A kid? Me?
-What if he is yours?
-He isn't.
What if he is?
Shut up, girl! You can't stop yapping!
Shut up already!
What's that long face for, Greta?
-Our neighbor.
-What about him?
He's complaining again.
He's calling the cops.
Karin.
-What's going on?
-Our neighbor again.
-He complained again?
-Sure he complained again.
He's all alone, doesn't work,
stays home all day.
So he spends his time
harassing us.
What do we do?
I know what to do.
I'll scare the hell out of him.
Let's see if he complains
about his bones cracking open.
I have a better solution.
I'll invite him to the club.
We'll give him a tour,
treat him to the best,
tell him he can come over
whenever he likes for free.
That'll make him our friend.
Yes?
Hi, I'm Karin, how are we today?
I'm one of the club's owners.
Yes?
I'd like to have the pleasure
of dining with you this evening.
I already had dinner.
How about a glass of port,
or a tokaji?
-I'm fine, thanks.
-You're always welcome at our club.
I guarantee
you'll always be treated well.
-Good evening.
-Good evening.
I want to be with Leticia.
But she doesn't deserve
getting hurt again, buddy.
I'll have to dump Magali for her.
But I love Magali. And if I love Magali,
how can I dump her?
The problem is Magali's nuts.
I can't stand her.
I want to be with Leticia,
but I can't have her.
I'd have to dump Magali
who I love and who's nuts.
If we put Socrates, Confucius,
Einstein and Galileo in one room,
and told them to solve Zanini's problem,
they'd all say I'm screwed.
Okay.
Hold on.
I downloaded it.
-What?
-"The Midget At Night."
-What's that?
-Rinaldi's video.
-The geezer that teased you?
-Yes.
You're watching
that jerk's video?
I'm curious.
You want to watch it?
You want me to watch porn
with you?
-Why not?
-Why not?
That's the craziest thing
I've ever heard you say.
-You're sick, Oscar.
-I'm sick?
I think you're right.
We're not the same person.
When we founded Oceano Azul
we knew it would only grow,
if we invested
in the quality of our staff.
Today, we sell diapers, perfume,
energy drinks and wine,
and our products
are big national hits,
thanks in part to professionals
like Oscar Braga,
his vision, his knowhow
and his motivational experience.
Like that?
Yes, but you could praise me
a little more.
-More?
-Yes, like this.
If anyone knows it all about
the business world, that's Oscar Braga.
Not only does he know it all,
he's also a great teacher.
His lectures are fundamental,
for the formation of a new and brilliant
generation of Brazilian entrepreneurs.
Aren't you overdoing it
a little?
I need some exposure
to get more than six students.
When will this be
on your website?
-Tomorrow. Go ahead.
-Hold on.
I'm throwing a party tomorrow.
It's my birthday. Come over.
-Okay.
-Go ahead.
What do I think of Oscar Braga?
He is the best.
The very best there is.
-We had a great lunch at Angra.
-Wonderful.
-There was just one problem.
-What's that?
I said I liked chess
and he wanted to play.
So?
It was hard losing a game
in 40 minutes that I'd win in 2.
Here. To make up for the chess game,
your first check.
Thanks.
I have to run. My agenda's full.
I don't think I can come back
all week.
-Go on. Good job.
-Thanks.
Our neighbor's here.
I knew he'd change his mind.
-Hi. I'm Karin.
-Pedro Paulo.
Nice to meet you.
Glad you could make it.
Would you like a drink?
I found a few bottles
of a great white Hermitage.
One of the best wines
I've tasted.
Thomas Jefferson said
it's the best French wine.
Thomas Jefferson was a fool.
Hermitage White
is not the best French wine.
It's the best in the world.
Yuri really liked
"The Midget At Night."
He liked it so much
it was in his top five with,
"The Adventures
of Buckaroo Banzai",
"Zebraman 1", "Zebraman 2",
and "Driving Miss Daisy."
Fascinated, he downloaded
all of Rinaldi's videos.
I've lived in Geneva, Mexico City,
Brussels, Santiago, Amman.
-Which do you like best?
-Valletta, the capital of Malta.
Really?
Yes, those were my best years.
It was my first diplomatic post.
I've always wanted to go back,
but it's impossible.
-How come?
-Because I was sent to Sao Paulo.
It was their way of punishing me
for being a good friend.
How so?
De La Rochefoucauld said...
"The evil we do does not attract
so much persecution,
and hatred
as our good qualities."
I helped an ambassador
who felt humiliated because of that.
He started hating me
and here I am.
I can't guarantee that Blue
will make you as happy as Malta,
but I do guarantee
you'll have a good time.
-Thanks.
-Suzana, Ju. Please.
This is Pedro Paulo's
first time here.
Could you please
introduce him to the girls?
Sure.
They can all make your day
unforgettable.
-Thanks, but I have to go.
-Already?
Yes. Excuse me.
-You're a hypocrite.
-Maybe I am, but not my dick.
No erection's hypocritical.
You never talk to me.
If a man tells a woman
what he's really thinking
she will be shocked and furious.
I wanted pleasure.
You gave me love.
-Love is better than pleasure.
-No, love leaves a hole in your soul.
Go away. I want to be alone.
You're making me crazy!
-Hello.
-Hello and goodbye, I'm late.
Wait. I got you something.
-What's that?
-Open it.
Mia! My God!
The shoes I've so dreamed of!
It's yours.
How did you buy them?
They cost a fortune.
No worries, I made a bundle
with my first job.
-You've made 3,500 reais?
-No, I made a lot more.
-Seriously?
-Yes.
I work a whole month
to make 3,000 reais.
I know. See if they fit.
-I'm sorry, Mia. This isn't right.
-What?
You making money like that.
I don't know.
I can do without these, okay?
I knew you could say that,
but you wanted them so bad,
I decided to get them.
But I can't accept them, okay?
I'm late for a meeting. See you later.
Cesar!
What?
Take a look.
-It's our neighbor.
-Look.
-He changed his mind.
-Hold on.
-He's been at it for five minutes.
-That's so weird.
Here he comes again.
Finally!
-Sorry I left like that yesterday.
-No problem.
-You know what's the problem?
-Go ahead.
How do I say this?
After I got a divorce,
and that was ages ago,
I've never...
I've never been with anyone.
That's normal.
Lots of guys have been there.
Yes, I know,
but it's been such a long time,
I'm scared I could've forgotten
how to ride a bike.
-If you get my drift.
-Got it.
-Let's do this.
-What?
Trust me.
I'll introduce you to a girl.
She'll fix that problem
faster than you think.
Karin introduced him to Nara.
A specialist in male insecurity.
One of Sao Paulo's best urologists
referred patients to her.
-Then he started crying.
-His job is that stressful?
Yes, I had to calm him down.
Having to be their wives is the worst.
Nice orchid.
The tenth orchid from Otto.
My house looks like a garden.
Is he in love?
Yes, he calls me all the time,
texts me saying he misses me
and he loves me.
My condolences, honey.
That's Otto.
He'll fall in love again soon.
-Patience and courage, honey.
-Thanks. I'll put this away.
-Did you bring your iPad?
-Yes. Why?
To see if Oscar uploaded
my endorsement on his website.
-I'm helping him out. Want to see?
-Sure.
What?
Hi, I'm Rebeca Weiszflog, partner
and founder of IJ Weisz Investments.
Of all the companies I've had
during my lifetime,
the one I had with Oscar Braga
was by far the most successful.
I can't believe he used
that slut's endorsement.
Where's mine?
No, hold on.
Click on other endorsements.
Mine's in other endorsements?
-I'm with his dentist.
-Oscar is kind of dumb, right?
He crossed the line this time.
I'm resisting Chris' advances
and he's filming Rebeca?
I'm such an idiot.
-What is it, baby?
-Here's the address you wanted.
I also discovered he walks
the dog at 10:30 PM every night.
Bruna, come here, will you?
-Yes?
-Can you zip me up?
-Where are you going?
-A client.
-Can you forgive me?
-For what?
I felt so proud of the money I made,
I thought I'd show off
by getting you those shoes.
No problem, I apologize too
if I seemed ungrateful.
There you go.
-Best friends forever?
-Best friends forever.
-Hi, Leandro.
-Hi.
See you later. Bye.
-I don't know how to thank you.
-My pleasure.
-I'm glad it worked out.
-I need to be very clear.
About what?
If you have any kind of problem,
you can count on me.
I'll be very happy to repay you
for what you did for me.
No problem, I just want
to stop bothering you.
Sorry, Karin.
I think I'm being too fussy.
Sometimes the slightest noise
bothers me.
You'd go crazy at my place.
I live right across
Alberto Nepomuceno square.
Right. Right.
A stray dog lives in the square.
He barks all night. It's awful.
It's getting late.
Don't you want to have dinner?
I'd love to but I have to go.
Girls, I'm very grateful
for this evening. I'll never forget it.
I had to decide
what to do that evening,
stay home and fuss over
that idiot Oscar,
or go to the birthday party
of a cool guy like Chris.
Explaining the issue
took longer than solving it.
I just want to see the kid. That's all.
See what he looks like.
That doesn't mean he's my kid.
Of course not.
Of course he's not my kid.
Right, you want to see a kid
who is not your child.
You like seeing people
who aren't your kids.
Cesar, zip it.
Greta,
where the hell is the kid?
Calm down, Ariel.
He'll show up any time now.
-Hey. Where are you going?
-Home. Why?
I don't want you to go.
No? You want to introduce me
to your girlfriend?
She's a friend of my sister.
I was trying to get rid of.
You have a funny way
of getting rid of her. I see.
I didn't know you were so wild.
-I didn't know you were a jerk.
-Take it easy.
Go back to your little party.
Let me explain something
about the party.
I wasn't going to do it.
I don't do birthdays.
Let go.
I only did it for you,
so I could see you again.
You can end it now,
because I'm leaving.
No, I have a better idea.
I'll end the party, but you stay.
No.
You stop the music
and I'll send them home.
Alright?
Listen up, everybody.
The party's over.
Seriously. I'm not kidding.
I thank you for coming
from the bottom of my heart,
but you have to leave.
Now.
Maybe there's no kid
and Cibele made it up.
It happens, you know.
I met a girl once who claimed to be
Rui Chapéu in another life.
But how?
Rui Chapéu is alive.
Impossible, she said.
"I am Rui Chapéu."
How can she be Rui Chapéu,
for God's sake?
He lives in Tucuruvi,
he's a regular at Zita's bar.
Unbelievable.
-Let's go home.
-Ariel.
-What?
-Look.
-Here.
-Thanks.
Happy birthday.
Those are Erica Verti seeds...
Verticillata, I think.
It says so.
-Do you know how rare these are?
-I heard the blossom's beautiful.
Yes.
It's beautiful.
Shut up, Yuri.
"Anal, Victory and Hope"
is a masterpiece you can't miss.
-With you, of course.
-Don't be stupid.
Is the video
with long takes of the city?
Yes, the seven orgasms.
The last is the saddest,
loveliest thing I ever saw.
Rinaldi's a genius.
I almost slapped a genius.
There's your genius.
Steinhäger.
Another.
Well, well, look who's here.
What an honor.
-A famous dick next to me.
-Don't start, Rinaldi.
But my dear, surely you've already met
the gentleman's dick, right?
Rinaldi.
How would you describe it?
The magical rod of pleasure?
The anaconda of desire?
The second Tower of Pisa?
-"Love leaves a hole in the soul."
-What?
"Porn is philosophy without the lies.
We're born to soil sheets."
It's a shame that the guy who wrote all
that, and filmed so many nice scenes,
turned into a bitter
and repulsive old man.
Excuse me.
The next day
our neighbor came back.
It's great you're all friends.
That's so cool.
-We were very lucky.
-It's true. Friendship is everything.
It's all that matters.
It's funny, but when we met,
I didn't like Karin.
-It's true.
-We started off bad.
-Just like us.
-But now we're great friends.
-I hope we do the same.
-Me too.
Pedro Paulo.
Nice to see you again.
Hi, Nara. Tell me something.
-What?
-Heard anything yesterday?
What?
The dog. The dog barking.
You didn't hear it.
-It didn't bark last night.
-I know.
You did something?
What did you do?
You don't ask the magician
how he does his tricks.
All that matters is your friend
solved the problem.
He killed the dog.
Of course he killed it.
My God! That poor animal!
Calm down.
Maybe he didn't kill it.
Right, he told the dog he couldn't bark
anymore, and it understood?
-It's no big deal if he did.
-Why not, Ariel?
It's a stray dog, Karin.
So what?
It's a big deal if he killed it.
Maybe he took it somewhere,
left it in another neighborhood.
Yes, maybe.
Let's not jump to conclusions.
Let him keep coming,
and we'll watch him.
Fine, I have to go.
Zanini wants to talk.
I wonder what he wants.
He wanted her to work less.
-Here we go, Magali.
-Go ahead, monster.
If a couple wants to solve
their issues quickly and nicely,
they must not ignore
the culture of the dialogue.
-So to put an end to this issue...
-Pass me the cheese.
As I was saying,
to put an end to this issue,
stop the fighting and restore
a peaceful relationship,
both parties need to make
certain concessions.
-What's that, Magali?
-What?
-You're flirting with him in my face?
-Of course not.
He's a client I haven't seen
in a while, go on.
Anyway...
The purpose of this conversation
is to achieve the pacification,
and coordination of our interests,
by reviewing our fidelity deal.
Therefore, I propose...
So, I propose you work less
and spend more time with me.
In exchange, I promise to...
What?
Silvio wants to watch us having sex.
He pays well. Let's go.
-You're kidding, right?
-I'm serious. We'll have fun.
Are you totally insane?
Why not do it for a client?
Nadal y Federer play each other.
I can't believe my ears.
I really can't.
-You're so old-fashioned.
-No I'm not. I'm normal.
Are you normal?
I've had it with you.
-You can't leave now.
-Bye.
Hello.
Buzz him in.
Is that Leandro?
Can you tell Leandro
to wait downstairs?
I'm on my way down.
Thanks.
-You're making him wait for you?
-I'll be ready in a jiffy.
Cesar.
Did you know that if you bang
your head against the wall,
there's a chance your head
could go through the wall?
And end up
on the other side of the wall?
It's a remote possibility,
but it's true.
Really?
And did you know a mini black hole
could hit the sun next month?
One chance in a sextillion,
but it's possible.
Chance, Cesar, chance.
That's the key to modern physics.
-Chance rules everything.
-Why are you telling me this?
I'm thinking out loud.
Why? Can't I?
Sure you can.
So if there's a chance
a head can go through a wall,
if there's a chance a mini black hole
could hit the sun next month,
then there's also a chance
that kid is really my son,
do you agree with me?
I agree.
There's even a chance
he's your kid.
No, no chance whatsoever.
Of course, there is.
You can't deny science.
There's even a chance
Greta's a virgin.
But I'll help you, Cesar.
I'll have my DNA tested
to find out who his dad is.
Don't worry.
I'll be fine.
Zanini, please call me
when you can. Kisses.
Where were you yesterday?
Not with the cowboy, I hope.
-I was with the cowboy.
-Can you lasso a calf?
No, I lassoed him real good.
He's in love.
Great, I left my pen open
and my piggy's missing.
-What happened?
-Zanini can't deal with my job.
He stayed out last night
and won't take my calls.
I need to get my piggy back.
Gisele! Gisele, come here.
Otto, I told you
I'm with another client.
I know.
I just want to say goodbye.
-Bye, Otto.
-Bye, Gi.
What a drag! I can't take this anymore.
Otto's driving me crazy.
He's always after me.
I don't know what to do.
Will he never leave me alone?
The prince's driver
took the wrong road.
A guy looked at the prince
and shot him.
The prince died,
that caused World War I,
which caused World War II,
which caused the Cold War,
then Vietnam, and so on.
The driver missed a road,
ruined a century,
and ended up killing a bunch of people.
Isn't that crazy?
-Leticia.
-Yes?
Are you okay?
Are you crying?
What now, Zanini?
What will I do with my life?
What are you talking about?
We have each other.
Seriously?
Seriously, just dump your fiancé
and stay with me.
The guy was a bastard,
and screwed a lot of people's lives.
Isn't that ridiculous?
-Has anybody seen our neighbor?
-He was over there.
I went to get Patty for him,
and now he's gone.
Greta.
-Yes?
-Have you seen our neighbor?
-He just left.
-He left?
He asked Otto to take him, which is
weird, he lives across the street.
He's going to kill Otto.
First the dog, now Otto!
Calm down, Magali.
What now, Ariel?
He's not at the office.
What's his cellphone, Gisele?
Wait.
-I'll take it.
-Swear to stay away from her.
-Are you nuts bro?
-Swear.
Fine, I swear.
Give my phone back.
-I am not convinced.
-You're out of line. Give me that.
No, I'm not out of line.
You're out of line.
-You're stalking that girl.
-What's it to you?
Mess with one of them
and you mess with me.
You know why?
Because I'm their friend.
That's what friends are for.
Got it, you moron?
So quit that crap
or you'll regret it, got it?
Got it, you scumbag?
Repeat after me, I will never...
Get out of my car now,
you bastard!
-You smashed my mouth.
-Now, before I kick your ass!
Out!
You made us lose
one of our best clients.
-I just wanted to help.
-You killed the dog.
No, I took it to a shelter.
You really want to help?
That's what you want to do?
-Yes.
-Then, this is what you do.
What?
Don't you ever put one foot
in this club again.
-I don't know. I feel sorry for the guy.
-Sorry? The man's insane!
-He just wants to be friends.
-That's the problem.
Magali!
It's true.
People have problems, right?
Right.
Their friends' problems
become theirs.
The more friends, the more problems.
Right, Karin?
He phoned like 20 times
to apologize.
He says he won't stop
until he can come back.
What now?
He won't stop harassing us.
We need to do something
before his love turns into hatred.
He's bad enough as a friend.
Just imagine as an enemy.
This will be a living hell.
We'll have to move.
-No, he's the one that has to go.
-How?
Karin phoned a very influential
Brazilian diplomat and client.
She asked him
to transfer our neighbor.
To send him
somewhere far away, like...
Malta.
-What do you want?
-I want to apologize.
And buy you a beer.
That is, you have a beer
and I'll just have some water.
As General Cachoeira says
in "The Eternal Hymen",
the only being that never
forgives is a betrayed woman.
Are you a betrayed woman?
-No.
-Then follow me kid.
-So?
-So what?
-What do you want to talk about?
-How do you know I want to talk?
I know.
-You want me to move, right?
-No, it's not what I want.
No?
No, it's just that Leandro and I
want to live together,
and this apartment is so small
and you're making good money,
so I think it would be best for all
of us, if you look for a nicer place.
Got it.
-Are you mad at me?
-No.
-Seriously?
-Seriously.
I'll move this week.
-There's no need to rush, okay?
-Okay.
If Mia had to pack her bags,
Zanini had already packed his.
And after packing his bags,
he waited for Magali to tell her
he was never coming back.
-I'm glad you came back.
-We need to talk, Magali.
I know, I was a moron at the restaurant.
I promise not to do that again.
You're right.
We need to review our fidelity deal.
I'll work less
and have more time for us.
Forgive me.
I love you, Monster.
More than anything.
You're my little Smeagol.
So, Leticia...
I've been thinking about this.
And I think it's better to wait a little
before calling off your engagement,
to clear the ground some more.
You called it off?
No, no, no, no.
That's okay. Everything's fine.
I just wanted to think about
the best way to do it.
But if you already did it,
then it's... it's... That's fine.
No, of course.
It's actually better like this.
I'm happy too.
I miss you too.
I love you too.
-How was your day?
-Good.
How's work, okay?
Where's a waiter
when you need one?
I'm getting a drink.
What would you like?
Same as you.
I finally lassoed Chris in,
but Chris lassoed me too.
I started thinking it might be better
to tell him the truth about my work,
before he started hating me
for lying.
I hate seeing you alone.
I got you this.
Thanks, but I'm not alone.
I know, you're with me.
Nice to meet you, Gustavo.
-I'm with my boyfriend.
-Just like that?
Take it easy.
Let's get acquainted first.
It's not an excuse
for you to leave, I mean it.
-Is there a problem?
-No, he was just leaving, right?
Excuse me.
-Everything's okay?
-Yes, he's just some jerk.
Let's forget him then.
But if I ever see somebody laying
a finger on you, man, I'd kill him.
That's when I decided to do
what any good kind-hearted person
would do in my place.
Keep on lying.
Film critics ignore porn. But ignoring
porn is ignoring life itself.
Porn, Yuri, is knowledge.
It's what tells you who a person is.
They say "Hamlet" is a masterpiece,
but how can it be a masterpiece when
99% of his ideas aren't in the play?
How can a play be a masterpiece
with only 1% of somebody's ideas in it?
No, that's impossible.
"Fio-Terra em Transe"
is a masterpiece.
You really like it?
As Sheik Abdullah Al-Hussein
says in "Solitary Orgy",
"If your dick isn't hard, it could be
the beginning of a great friendship".
Are you sure? Unbelievable.
The next day, we found out
that our neighbor refused
to be transferred to Malta.
So we had a word with him.
Wasn't that your dream?
Yes, but I'm finally managing
to settle down here. I'm making friends.
We had some issues,
but that's what friends are like, right?
We'll be back on the right track
in no time.
-Pedro Paulo...
-I'll handle it.
Listen, stupid.
We are not your friends.
-We never were.
-Ariel!
We just wanted you to stop
bugging us, but you didn't.
You just won't stop.
So now, we want you to make
your stupid dream come true,
and go back to Malta
that gave birth to you,
and stay away from us,
is that clear?
Got it, damn it?
Fine.
Is that true?
Wait a minute.
-Now I get it.
-What?
You're saying you don't like me,
so I won't feel committed or anything.
You think moving to Malta
is what's best for me.
-That's it, right?
-Yes, that's it.
You are right.
That is what's best for me.
Thank you so much.
You're good friends.
And that's how we got rid
of a friend.
-Hi.
-Hi, Mia.
-Hi.
-Hi.
-Take that to your room and join us.
-Okay.
With the neighbor thing,
I forgot to tell you guys.
What?
Mia's moving here for a while.
That's okay, right?
-Sure.
-No problem.
End of episode 5