The Amazing World of Gumball (2011–…): Season 6, Episode 1 - The Rival - full transcript
Back in time to when Anais is a newborn baby and Gumball and Darwin are jealous of her sparking a baby war.
[ Upbeat music plays ]
**
[ Tires squeal ]
[ Breathing heavily ]
Just close your eyes
and breathe deeply.
You can do this.
-[ Breathes deeply ]
It's only driving a car,
it's only driving a --
[ Horn honks ]
Watch out!
I'm the one
who needs help here.
You said you read
the baby books this time.
I did read them.
But there was nothing about
handling this level of stress
in "The Ugly Duckling."
Not the books for babies,
the book about babies!
Stop screaming at me.
All you have to do right now
is not have a baby.
You do that every day.
I'm just asking
for a little sympathy here.
How about
some sympathy pains?
[ Grunts ]
There you go.
Make yourself comfortable.
I, for one, cannot wait
to meet our new little sister.
I know, right?
It'll really improve our game
of Knights and Princesses.
[ Medieval music plays ]
And having a sister
will make us better listeners.
Exactly. And having a sister
will make us better listeners.
Plus we'll look cool when
we protect her from bullies.
-[ Scoffs ]
-[ Crying ]
Why, you little!
Okay, maybe not.
But at least she'll hook us up
with her friends
when the time comes
for us to get married.
[ "Wedding March" plays ]
[ Babies crying ]
I don't know, man. They'll
always be a lot younger than us.
But if we take
good care of them,
they can return the favor
when we're old.
[ Both groaning weakly ]
Oh, yeah.
Well, either way,
I can't wait to meet her.
-She's coming!
-I mean, I could wait a little.
Hold on, honey.
We're almost there.
-I just have to park.
-No time!
Okay.
We'll use the drive-thru.
There isn't a drive-thru
at the hospital!
Doctor: Push.
[ Smack, baby wails ]
Congratulations.
There is now.
Boys, say hello
to your little sister.
[ Snores ]
Anais. Anais.
Aww, look at her.
She's so sweet,
she's given me cavities.
Um, dude, I -- I think
you had a little accident.
It's just
my heart melting.
[ Cooing ]
[ Hisses ]
[ Both grunt ]
[ Dog barks in distance ]
Man: And here we witness
the delicate first seconds
in the life
of a great bald eagle.
But who would expect
such a sweet chick to also be
a natural born killer?
[ Eagle screeches ]
If sharing is caring,
then this is the eagle
that just don't care.
[ Eagle screeches ]
There's no way Anais
would have pushed us
out of the car
on purpose.
You know why?
Because all babies
are born innocent.
And if you thought
all babies were born innocent,
check out these baby sharks
eating each other
before they're even born.
Wait. Maybe she did it
because she was scared?
So what do people do
when someone's scared?
Hmm.
Pull yourself together!
You're being hysterical!
Okay, I meant what do
morally well-balanced people
do when they're scared?
We show her
how much we love her.
I love you
and value your companionship!
Dude!
That's better.
See? Happy baby.
Hey, Anais.
What's that
you're drawing?
Oh. Very good.
Is that Mommy?
-Mm.
-And Mr. Daddy?
-Mm.
And where are we?
Oh, we're the flowers?
Mnh-mnh.
Oh. Right.
Er, let's play a game.
You want to play a game?
[ Laughs ]
Okay, this one is called
hide and seek.
We close our eyes and count,
and you hide.
Ready?
-Mm.
Both:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 10.
Ready or not, here we come.
[ Horn blares ]
[ Both screaming ]
Hey!
Where are you going?
That was terrifying.
Yeah, well, at least your soul
was going upwards.
[ Humming ]
[ Grunts ]
Gumball: All right,
I've had enough of you.
You're going right back
to where you came from.
[ Gasps ]
Hey, what's that?
"No one loves you.
Signed, Gumball and Darwin."
[ Scoffs ] I would never write
something like that.
"No won luvs u."
Well, yeah,
that's more like it.
What is going on here?
[ Clears throat, soft cry ]
Mnh-mnh.
[ Soft cry ] Mnh-mnh.
[ Clears throat, gasping cry ]
Mm-hmm
[ Crying ]
It's a trap! It's a trap!
[ Crying continues ]
Gumball:
Listen, I'm not jealous.
It's just, you know how
adopting Darwin
really brightened
everyone's lives?
Well, don't you think it's time
we gave that gift of happiness
to another family?
And by "that gift of happiness,"
I mean Anais.
And by "another family," I mean
a pack of scavenging hyenas.
[ Sighs ]
Look, I understand.
You're no longer
the babies of the house,
and that's
a big adjustment.
It was difficult
for your father, as well.
But just because there's
a new baby in the house,
doesn't mean
I'll love you any less.
So you mean
love multiplies?
No, it divides.
But I'll take the difference
from your dad's portion and
hope our marriage survives
until you go to college.
Mm-hmm. Wait, what?
Now let's hug.
[ Sinister music plays ]
[ Speaking gibberish ]
[ "Rock-a-bye Baby" plays ]
[ Giggles ]
Darwin:
Maybe Mrs. Mom is right.
Anais isn't the problem.
We are.
Come on,
let's play with her.
Peek-a-boo. Peek-a-boo.
Hmm. Let's try it
with funnier faces.
Peek-a-boo. Peek-a-boo.
Ah, come on.
Peek-a... Peek-a...
...boom.
**
[ Gasping ]
Huh?
Mm.
**
[ Water whistling ]
I'm gonna go for a drive.
Darwin, no!
[ Cereal crunching ]
Hmm? Hmm?
[ Snarls ]
What has she done
to our cereal?
Mm, it looks okay.
Why's she doing
the face, then?
[ Gasps ]
There's enough sugar in here
to clog your arteries
in a couple of spoonfuls.
[ Breathing heavily ]
I can't take this
anymore.
I'm getting
anxiety attacks.
Oh, thank you.
[ Bees buzzing ]
Get away.
[ Crying ]
-There, there.
You know what they say.
What doesn't kill you --
Will try again later.
We have to counter-attack.
But how?
She smarter than us.
[ Snarls ] Huh?
Yeah, she might be terrifyingly
intelligent for her age,
but she's still her age.
[ Gasps, cooing ]
Ha! You fool!
You fell into our trap.
You lose.
Hear our superior laughter.
[ Snooty laughter ]
And now we're gonna send you
as unlabelled meat
to the dog-food factory.
[ Door closes ]
[ Hisses ]
So no one's actually coming
to collect her?
'Course not. We're just gonna
leave her outside
until she's stewed long enough
for her cold, dark heart
to melt a little.
-Oh, my gosh, that's horrible.
-It's fine.
We're only giving
her a little scare to
assert our authority.
No, I meant
that's horrible.
[ Grunts ]
Gumball!
[ Gasps ]
Oh, yeah, sorry.
It's your turn
to pass out now.
[ Panting ]
Anais?!
Where are you?!
There. Look.
No.
We have to save her.
[ Panting ]
[ Grunts ]
Oh, ha. I guess there is
an advantage to being 2-D.
[ Gasps ]
[ Panting ]
No!
[ Gasps, chuckles ]
Good work, buddy!
[ Gasps ]
[ Gasps ]
[ Sighs ]
Oh, come on.
I really wish Mom
didn't raise me so well,
'causes this deserves
a much stronger cuss word
than fiddlesti-i-i-i-i-i-cks!
[ Machine screeches ]
[ Gasps ]
**
[ Crying ] Anais,
we're so sorry.
-We're so, so sorry.
-So sorry.
I'm sorry.
[ Gasps ]
Huh?
Anais, where are you?!
-Anais, where are you?!
-Anais! Anais, where are you?!
Anais! Anais!
-We thought you were gone.
-We -- we --
we thought
we'd lost you.
[ Breathing deeply ]
Hmm?
Mm.
Guh...
[ Gasps ]
Oh, my gosh, her first words.
Gumbhh...
Yes, yes, "Gumball."
It's me.
She's trying
to say my name.
Gum-gum.
Yes? Yes?
Gumball did it.
-Huh?
-Hmm?
[ Both groan ]
[ Giggles ]
**
**
**
**
[ Tires squeal ]
[ Breathing heavily ]
Just close your eyes
and breathe deeply.
You can do this.
-[ Breathes deeply ]
It's only driving a car,
it's only driving a --
[ Horn honks ]
Watch out!
I'm the one
who needs help here.
You said you read
the baby books this time.
I did read them.
But there was nothing about
handling this level of stress
in "The Ugly Duckling."
Not the books for babies,
the book about babies!
Stop screaming at me.
All you have to do right now
is not have a baby.
You do that every day.
I'm just asking
for a little sympathy here.
How about
some sympathy pains?
[ Grunts ]
There you go.
Make yourself comfortable.
I, for one, cannot wait
to meet our new little sister.
I know, right?
It'll really improve our game
of Knights and Princesses.
[ Medieval music plays ]
And having a sister
will make us better listeners.
Exactly. And having a sister
will make us better listeners.
Plus we'll look cool when
we protect her from bullies.
-[ Scoffs ]
-[ Crying ]
Why, you little!
Okay, maybe not.
But at least she'll hook us up
with her friends
when the time comes
for us to get married.
[ "Wedding March" plays ]
[ Babies crying ]
I don't know, man. They'll
always be a lot younger than us.
But if we take
good care of them,
they can return the favor
when we're old.
[ Both groaning weakly ]
Oh, yeah.
Well, either way,
I can't wait to meet her.
-She's coming!
-I mean, I could wait a little.
Hold on, honey.
We're almost there.
-I just have to park.
-No time!
Okay.
We'll use the drive-thru.
There isn't a drive-thru
at the hospital!
Doctor: Push.
[ Smack, baby wails ]
Congratulations.
There is now.
Boys, say hello
to your little sister.
[ Snores ]
Anais. Anais.
Aww, look at her.
She's so sweet,
she's given me cavities.
Um, dude, I -- I think
you had a little accident.
It's just
my heart melting.
[ Cooing ]
[ Hisses ]
[ Both grunt ]
[ Dog barks in distance ]
Man: And here we witness
the delicate first seconds
in the life
of a great bald eagle.
But who would expect
such a sweet chick to also be
a natural born killer?
[ Eagle screeches ]
If sharing is caring,
then this is the eagle
that just don't care.
[ Eagle screeches ]
There's no way Anais
would have pushed us
out of the car
on purpose.
You know why?
Because all babies
are born innocent.
And if you thought
all babies were born innocent,
check out these baby sharks
eating each other
before they're even born.
Wait. Maybe she did it
because she was scared?
So what do people do
when someone's scared?
Hmm.
Pull yourself together!
You're being hysterical!
Okay, I meant what do
morally well-balanced people
do when they're scared?
We show her
how much we love her.
I love you
and value your companionship!
Dude!
That's better.
See? Happy baby.
Hey, Anais.
What's that
you're drawing?
Oh. Very good.
Is that Mommy?
-Mm.
-And Mr. Daddy?
-Mm.
And where are we?
Oh, we're the flowers?
Mnh-mnh.
Oh. Right.
Er, let's play a game.
You want to play a game?
[ Laughs ]
Okay, this one is called
hide and seek.
We close our eyes and count,
and you hide.
Ready?
-Mm.
Both:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 10.
Ready or not, here we come.
[ Horn blares ]
[ Both screaming ]
Hey!
Where are you going?
That was terrifying.
Yeah, well, at least your soul
was going upwards.
[ Humming ]
[ Grunts ]
Gumball: All right,
I've had enough of you.
You're going right back
to where you came from.
[ Gasps ]
Hey, what's that?
"No one loves you.
Signed, Gumball and Darwin."
[ Scoffs ] I would never write
something like that.
"No won luvs u."
Well, yeah,
that's more like it.
What is going on here?
[ Clears throat, soft cry ]
Mnh-mnh.
[ Soft cry ] Mnh-mnh.
[ Clears throat, gasping cry ]
Mm-hmm
[ Crying ]
It's a trap! It's a trap!
[ Crying continues ]
Gumball:
Listen, I'm not jealous.
It's just, you know how
adopting Darwin
really brightened
everyone's lives?
Well, don't you think it's time
we gave that gift of happiness
to another family?
And by "that gift of happiness,"
I mean Anais.
And by "another family," I mean
a pack of scavenging hyenas.
[ Sighs ]
Look, I understand.
You're no longer
the babies of the house,
and that's
a big adjustment.
It was difficult
for your father, as well.
But just because there's
a new baby in the house,
doesn't mean
I'll love you any less.
So you mean
love multiplies?
No, it divides.
But I'll take the difference
from your dad's portion and
hope our marriage survives
until you go to college.
Mm-hmm. Wait, what?
Now let's hug.
[ Sinister music plays ]
[ Speaking gibberish ]
[ "Rock-a-bye Baby" plays ]
[ Giggles ]
Darwin:
Maybe Mrs. Mom is right.
Anais isn't the problem.
We are.
Come on,
let's play with her.
Peek-a-boo. Peek-a-boo.
Hmm. Let's try it
with funnier faces.
Peek-a-boo. Peek-a-boo.
Ah, come on.
Peek-a... Peek-a...
...boom.
**
[ Gasping ]
Huh?
Mm.
**
[ Water whistling ]
I'm gonna go for a drive.
Darwin, no!
[ Cereal crunching ]
Hmm? Hmm?
[ Snarls ]
What has she done
to our cereal?
Mm, it looks okay.
Why's she doing
the face, then?
[ Gasps ]
There's enough sugar in here
to clog your arteries
in a couple of spoonfuls.
[ Breathing heavily ]
I can't take this
anymore.
I'm getting
anxiety attacks.
Oh, thank you.
[ Bees buzzing ]
Get away.
[ Crying ]
-There, there.
You know what they say.
What doesn't kill you --
Will try again later.
We have to counter-attack.
But how?
She smarter than us.
[ Snarls ] Huh?
Yeah, she might be terrifyingly
intelligent for her age,
but she's still her age.
[ Gasps, cooing ]
Ha! You fool!
You fell into our trap.
You lose.
Hear our superior laughter.
[ Snooty laughter ]
And now we're gonna send you
as unlabelled meat
to the dog-food factory.
[ Door closes ]
[ Hisses ]
So no one's actually coming
to collect her?
'Course not. We're just gonna
leave her outside
until she's stewed long enough
for her cold, dark heart
to melt a little.
-Oh, my gosh, that's horrible.
-It's fine.
We're only giving
her a little scare to
assert our authority.
No, I meant
that's horrible.
[ Grunts ]
Gumball!
[ Gasps ]
Oh, yeah, sorry.
It's your turn
to pass out now.
[ Panting ]
Anais?!
Where are you?!
There. Look.
No.
We have to save her.
[ Panting ]
[ Grunts ]
Oh, ha. I guess there is
an advantage to being 2-D.
[ Gasps ]
[ Panting ]
No!
[ Gasps, chuckles ]
Good work, buddy!
[ Gasps ]
[ Gasps ]
[ Sighs ]
Oh, come on.
I really wish Mom
didn't raise me so well,
'causes this deserves
a much stronger cuss word
than fiddlesti-i-i-i-i-i-cks!
[ Machine screeches ]
[ Gasps ]
**
[ Crying ] Anais,
we're so sorry.
-We're so, so sorry.
-So sorry.
I'm sorry.
[ Gasps ]
Huh?
Anais, where are you?!
-Anais, where are you?!
-Anais! Anais, where are you?!
Anais! Anais!
-We thought you were gone.
-We -- we --
we thought
we'd lost you.
[ Breathing deeply ]
Hmm?
Mm.
Guh...
[ Gasps ]
Oh, my gosh, her first words.
Gumbhh...
Yes, yes, "Gumball."
It's me.
She's trying
to say my name.
Gum-gum.
Yes? Yes?
Gumball did it.
-Huh?
-Hmm?
[ Both groan ]
[ Giggles ]
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