The Amazing World of Gumball (2011–…): Season 5, Episode 18 - The Console - full transcript
When everyone gives Gumball a cursed video game console, Elmore becomes trapped inside a fantasy RPG world. Gumball, Darwin and Anais have to battle their way through town, unraveling the secrets of their new virtual reality.
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
Corrected & Synced by Bakugan
[ DEO GAME MUSIC PLAYS ]
Ahem.
What?
Remember your
last birthday present?
How can I forget?
My present was an IOU.
Well, I'm afraid
I'm gonna need that back.
[ SIGHS ] Really?
Because...
[ SCREAMS ]
You got me a Game...
child?
Made in Chainor?
This is such a knock-off,
even the country it was made in
is a knock-off.
[ SIGHS ] Did you buy it
from the back of that van?
Yeah, the Awesome Store!
What's the problem?
Everything we have
is a knock-off.
Our TV's a Soppy...
Only two letters different,
but that never stopped you
from watching it.
Your superhero... Badman.
He's a knock-off too,
but you love
his morally dubious adventures.
Even our doctor only has
a doctorate in fine arts,
but he did a great job
on my appendix scar.
[ SIGHS ] Okay, thungs.
What?
That's knock-off
for "thanks."
That's the spirit!
[ GAME POWERS UP ]
GUMBALL: "Inverted Paradox...
The Enemy Within?"
JRPG titles never make sense.
They're just random words
thrown together.
The fashion equivalent
would be
wearing a Hawaiian shirt,
ski boots, and a top hat.
Actually, that does explain how
the characters normally look.
Man... ugh.
Dad, your console's
not working!
[ GAME BEEPS ]
Go to bathroom,
attic, bedroom?
[ VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYS ]
Aah..ahh... ahh...
aaaaahhhh!
Uuuhh...
Dude, what is going on?
Please enter name?
[ GASPS ]
I trapped us
inside a video game!
Aweeeesooome!
[ BUTTONS CLACKING ]
[ HOLDING LAUGHTER IN ]
[ LAUGHING ]
Surely, this is gonna get old
at some point.
Nope.
♪
Can MYBUTT just use common sense
and walk around it?
Ah!
[ BATTLE THEME PLAYS ]
[ ROARING ]
[ SCOFFS ] I'm pretty sure
I can handle a few... ow!
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[ HOLDING LAUGHTER IN ]
A leaf monster would be
susceptible to fire attacks.
Yes, I think most things are
susceptible to fire attacks.
[ SONIC NOISES ]
Ah!
[ ROARING ]
[ VICTORIOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
Whoo, yeah!
Awesome!
We did it!
♪
Okay, okay, we got it,
we got it.
The Awesome Store's
the villain.
I can't! There's no command to
skip through his cut scene!
Hold on!
♪
Getting loot.
No, if there are items hidden in
these pots, they must be for me.
No, that's how it works
in RPG's.
Whatever you find,
you take.
I'm sure Mr. Robinson
doesn't mind.
Hm.
[ GAME CHIMES ]
I'm gonna go sleep in his bed
now.
Yeah, well you did reject
the alternative outfit.
But those
leather platform boots
would have given
you plus 5 vision!
Well, they make you taller,
don't they?
[ ROARING ]
[ BATTLE THEME PLAYS ]
Aw, man!
I can't fight my girlfriend!
You have to!
[ ROARS ]
Okay, I'll try
to calm her down.
Oh, how 'bout a gift?
I love you!
[ VICTORIOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
Smart phone acquired.
Thanks, Penny.
Sorry about
the whole disfiguring you
with a VHS player thing.
♪
Wait, I think this person
has a clue for us!
Really? I wonder
what makes you say that.
No!
A super tedious side quest that
preys on every gamer's weakness!
No!
No, the compulsive need
to complete every game
to 100 percent.
♪
[ GRUNTING ]
[ BURPS ]
Worth it.
[ GAME CHIMES ]
[ THUNDER AND RAIN ]
[ BATTLE THEME PLAYS ]
[ BABY COOING ]
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
- Aah!
- Aah!
Aah!
No, no, no... Aah!
[ VICTORIOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
Awesome!
Wait, don't you kinda
want to hear that awesome
battle music one last time?
[ BATTLE THEME PLAYS ]
ALL: Do-ba-do-ba-do,
do-do-do-do-do-do-do,
do-ba-do-ba-do,
ba-na-na-naaaa.
[ MENACING MUSIC PLAYS ]
You guys ready?
'Cause there's no turning back.
BOTH: Mm-hmm.
No, no, no, wait.
I forgot to save!
I forgot to save!
It's too late!
The cut scene
already started!
No, no, no,
nooooooo!
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
MAN: [ EVILLY ] Welcome.
[ GASPING ]
Welcome to the end
of your quest.
Prepare to fight
your true enemy.
TOGETHER: Aah!
Oh, uh, sorry.
It's just you looked so evil,
and you sold people all those
cursed objects and stuff.
What do they expect when
they buy things from
the back of a van?
Fair point.
Anyway, what were you saying?
The secret is not a game.
The secret to beat the game
is to beat the game.
Uhhhhhh, what?
The console is the enemy.
Oooohhhh!
"Inverted Paradox...
The Enemy Within."
So the name
actually meant something.
Makes sense, because we're
playing the game in real life
and the enemy is... aah!
[ ROARING ]
How do we fight?
We don't have
the console anymore.
We take it on,
hand to hand.
Hi-yah!
Aren't you supposed to
actually hit it?
I'm not touching that
with my bare hands.
I don't know where
it's tentacles have been.
[ SONIC SOUNDS ]
Wait, what happens
in this game if we perish?
I guess we perish
in the real world, too.
Or worse...
We'll have to restart the
whole game from the beginning.
[ ROARING ]
Aah!
Use the potion
I gave you!
But we might need it
later!
Dude, we literally
only have one XP left!
Aw, fine. Aah!
[ GLASS BREAKING ]
I meant, use it on us!
ANAIS: Gumball,
we still have the phone!
Of course!
No, we can use it to summon
friends in battle!
Oh, yeah, right.
[ SONIC SOUNDS, DIALING ]
[ ROARING ]
[ GROWLING ]
[ ROARING ]
[ SONIC SOUNDS ]
[ ZAPPING SOUNDS ]
[ ROARING ]
[ ROARING ]
[ SONIC SOUNDS ]
[ ROARING ]
♪
Aah!
[ BEEP ]
[ ROARING ]
[ SCREECHING ]
[ VICTORIOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ THEME PLAYS ]
Ah, no one cares
about the credits.
"Congratulations, you completed
the game at 89 percent."
Yay! Yay!
What do you mean,
89 percent!
"Do you want to start
a new game?"
[ GASPING ]
No!
Corrected & Synced by Bakugan
Corrected & Synced by Bakugan
[ DEO GAME MUSIC PLAYS ]
Ahem.
What?
Remember your
last birthday present?
How can I forget?
My present was an IOU.
Well, I'm afraid
I'm gonna need that back.
[ SIGHS ] Really?
Because...
[ SCREAMS ]
You got me a Game...
child?
Made in Chainor?
This is such a knock-off,
even the country it was made in
is a knock-off.
[ SIGHS ] Did you buy it
from the back of that van?
Yeah, the Awesome Store!
What's the problem?
Everything we have
is a knock-off.
Our TV's a Soppy...
Only two letters different,
but that never stopped you
from watching it.
Your superhero... Badman.
He's a knock-off too,
but you love
his morally dubious adventures.
Even our doctor only has
a doctorate in fine arts,
but he did a great job
on my appendix scar.
[ SIGHS ] Okay, thungs.
What?
That's knock-off
for "thanks."
That's the spirit!
[ GAME POWERS UP ]
GUMBALL: "Inverted Paradox...
The Enemy Within?"
JRPG titles never make sense.
They're just random words
thrown together.
The fashion equivalent
would be
wearing a Hawaiian shirt,
ski boots, and a top hat.
Actually, that does explain how
the characters normally look.
Man... ugh.
Dad, your console's
not working!
[ GAME BEEPS ]
Go to bathroom,
attic, bedroom?
[ VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYS ]
Aah..ahh... ahh...
aaaaahhhh!
Uuuhh...
Dude, what is going on?
Please enter name?
[ GASPS ]
I trapped us
inside a video game!
Aweeeesooome!
[ BUTTONS CLACKING ]
[ HOLDING LAUGHTER IN ]
[ LAUGHING ]
Surely, this is gonna get old
at some point.
Nope.
♪
Can MYBUTT just use common sense
and walk around it?
Ah!
[ BATTLE THEME PLAYS ]
[ ROARING ]
[ SCOFFS ] I'm pretty sure
I can handle a few... ow!
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[ HOLDING LAUGHTER IN ]
A leaf monster would be
susceptible to fire attacks.
Yes, I think most things are
susceptible to fire attacks.
[ SONIC NOISES ]
Ah!
[ ROARING ]
[ VICTORIOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
Whoo, yeah!
Awesome!
We did it!
♪
Okay, okay, we got it,
we got it.
The Awesome Store's
the villain.
I can't! There's no command to
skip through his cut scene!
Hold on!
♪
Getting loot.
No, if there are items hidden in
these pots, they must be for me.
No, that's how it works
in RPG's.
Whatever you find,
you take.
I'm sure Mr. Robinson
doesn't mind.
Hm.
[ GAME CHIMES ]
I'm gonna go sleep in his bed
now.
Yeah, well you did reject
the alternative outfit.
But those
leather platform boots
would have given
you plus 5 vision!
Well, they make you taller,
don't they?
[ ROARING ]
[ BATTLE THEME PLAYS ]
Aw, man!
I can't fight my girlfriend!
You have to!
[ ROARS ]
Okay, I'll try
to calm her down.
Oh, how 'bout a gift?
I love you!
[ VICTORIOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
Smart phone acquired.
Thanks, Penny.
Sorry about
the whole disfiguring you
with a VHS player thing.
♪
Wait, I think this person
has a clue for us!
Really? I wonder
what makes you say that.
No!
A super tedious side quest that
preys on every gamer's weakness!
No!
No, the compulsive need
to complete every game
to 100 percent.
♪
[ GRUNTING ]
[ BURPS ]
Worth it.
[ GAME CHIMES ]
[ THUNDER AND RAIN ]
[ BATTLE THEME PLAYS ]
[ BABY COOING ]
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
- Aah!
- Aah!
Aah!
No, no, no... Aah!
[ VICTORIOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
Awesome!
Wait, don't you kinda
want to hear that awesome
battle music one last time?
[ BATTLE THEME PLAYS ]
ALL: Do-ba-do-ba-do,
do-do-do-do-do-do-do,
do-ba-do-ba-do,
ba-na-na-naaaa.
[ MENACING MUSIC PLAYS ]
You guys ready?
'Cause there's no turning back.
BOTH: Mm-hmm.
No, no, no, wait.
I forgot to save!
I forgot to save!
It's too late!
The cut scene
already started!
No, no, no,
nooooooo!
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
MAN: [ EVILLY ] Welcome.
[ GASPING ]
Welcome to the end
of your quest.
Prepare to fight
your true enemy.
TOGETHER: Aah!
Oh, uh, sorry.
It's just you looked so evil,
and you sold people all those
cursed objects and stuff.
What do they expect when
they buy things from
the back of a van?
Fair point.
Anyway, what were you saying?
The secret is not a game.
The secret to beat the game
is to beat the game.
Uhhhhhh, what?
The console is the enemy.
Oooohhhh!
"Inverted Paradox...
The Enemy Within."
So the name
actually meant something.
Makes sense, because we're
playing the game in real life
and the enemy is... aah!
[ ROARING ]
How do we fight?
We don't have
the console anymore.
We take it on,
hand to hand.
Hi-yah!
Aren't you supposed to
actually hit it?
I'm not touching that
with my bare hands.
I don't know where
it's tentacles have been.
[ SONIC SOUNDS ]
Wait, what happens
in this game if we perish?
I guess we perish
in the real world, too.
Or worse...
We'll have to restart the
whole game from the beginning.
[ ROARING ]
Aah!
Use the potion
I gave you!
But we might need it
later!
Dude, we literally
only have one XP left!
Aw, fine. Aah!
[ GLASS BREAKING ]
I meant, use it on us!
ANAIS: Gumball,
we still have the phone!
Of course!
No, we can use it to summon
friends in battle!
Oh, yeah, right.
[ SONIC SOUNDS, DIALING ]
[ ROARING ]
[ GROWLING ]
[ ROARING ]
[ SONIC SOUNDS ]
[ ZAPPING SOUNDS ]
[ ROARING ]
[ ROARING ]
[ SONIC SOUNDS ]
[ ROARING ]
♪
Aah!
[ BEEP ]
[ ROARING ]
[ SCREECHING ]
[ VICTORIOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ THEME PLAYS ]
Ah, no one cares
about the credits.
"Congratulations, you completed
the game at 89 percent."
Yay! Yay!
What do you mean,
89 percent!
"Do you want to start
a new game?"
[ GASPING ]
No!
Corrected & Synced by Bakugan