The Amazing World of Gumball (2011–…): Season 5, Episode 15 - The Vase - full transcript

[ YS ]

Corrected & Synced by Bakugan

[ DOORS SQUEAK ] [ PANTS ]

[ HEARTBEAT ]

[ HEARTBEAT ]

Mom? What are you doing?

There's not a single bit of
space left in this whole house!

What for? That!

♪

[ ALL SHUDDER ]

It's like a ceramic cry for help.



It's a beautiful and generous
gift from your grandmother

and I like it very much.

If you like it so much,

why can't you look directly at it?

I can! [ INHALES DEEPLY ]

[ SHUDDERING ]

[ THWOP ] See?

I'm looking at it right now.

Oh, I love looking at it.

Aah! That vase is still here!

I thought you said, "Don't worry, honey,

I'll find a hiding place
for that hideous monstrosity!"

Oh, what are you talking about?

I love this vase.



Then why did you say that vase
looks like the type of vase

a rebellious vase would date
to make his parents angry?

Oh, fine, I hate it.

So how come you Granny Jojo you liked it

in a high-pitched voice,
all smiling like this?

Okay, kids.

Sometimes when you're an adult,
you have to lie,

all of the time,
about absolutely everything.

And never show your feelings,
because it's impolite.

Sit on them until you die,
then bury them with you,

like the ancient Egyptians did.

You don't have to tell us.

My last present from Granny Jojo
was a pair of orthopedic shoes.

Yeah, and I didn't exactly ask Santa

for an expired can of tuna fish.

And Dad could not have wanted
those ridiculous granny undies.

Hey! I asked for these!

They're comfortable and keep
everything in the right place.

I just wish she'd
bought you the top half, too.

Wait a minute.

Orthopedic shoes,
old-person food, and a girdle?

She's... It's called regifting.

It's a way for her to share
the gifts she's been

lucky enough to receive herself.

You mean she's passing off
all her unwanted junk onto us

and pretending it's generosity.

Hey! A gift isn't just an object.

It's the thought behind it.

And she puts no thought
into them whatsoever.

Why don't you just,
you know, "Mm, mm, psh."

[ GASPS ]

[ SOBS ]

[ DING! ]

I mean smash it and pretend it
was an accident.

Because that would make me
a terrible role model.

But children are allowed to have
that kind of accident.

So you're saying you want us
to smash the vase.

A good mother would never
ask such a thing.

Don't you dare break this vase.

[ DING! ]

So, you don't want us to smash the vase?

Huh? Huh? Huh?

[ DOOR OPENS, SHUTS ]

[ GRUNTS ]

[ DING! ]

Okay.

ALL: Three, two, one, yah!

Wait, wait!

We should say something cool first.

I'm afraid you lost the pottery lottery.

Eh. Eh.

Oh! I got one!

Looks like this wasn't orna-meant to be.

Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm.

In your vase!

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

[ THUD ]

Oh. Maybe this is gonna be
harder than we thought.

I guess it wasn't orna-meant...

Dude, it didn't work the first time.

Hmm.

[ CRANKING ]

[ GRUNTS ]

[ CRASH! ]

Ha-dah!

Aah!

Huh. I would have thought I'd get hit.

[ GROANS ]

[ CLANG! ]

I need to revise my calculations.

[ HORN BLOWS ]

[ HUBCAP RATTLES ]

What's the most surefire way

of guaranteeing something will break?

Put it in the mail marked "Fragile."

[ TIRES SQUEAL ]

Huh, huh, huh!

Woo-hoo!

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
Mailman! Special delivery!

GUMBALL: Uh, we're not here.

Could you just post it through the door?

Makes sense to me.

[ GRUNTS ]

[ POUNDING ON DOOR ]

That's not the vase.

Yeah, that's the tablet Gumbo
asked mom for for his birthday.

[ KNOCKING ]

There's this, too.

[ TWINKLE ]

Argh! Argh! Argh!

It's hopeless. It's indestructible.

Wait, there's still
something we haven't tried.

What's the most mindless, destructive,

butterfingered force in this house?

ALL: Dad!

Uh, why are you
spreading butter on your hand?

Duh! We ran out of bread!

Right. Could you do us a big favor

and just hold this
for maybe five seconds?

But whatever you do, don't drop it.

Sure.

[ STRAINING ]

Ugh! Why couldn't you have

managed that when I was a baby?

[ ALL SIGH ] So what do we do?

I guess we just need to accept it...

We're going to be
lumbered with this vase

for the rest of our lives.

[ECHOING] Rest of our lives.

All set for your prom night, Son?

Uh, yeah. [ GASPS ]

There she is.

Isn't she beautiful?

Uh...

Okay, graduates.

Say synthetic organic cheese substitute!

[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]

I never thought I'd say this, but vase,

you was the best
gosh darn friend I ever had.

[ GASPS ]

That wasn't my vision.

We've seriously got to
get rid of this thing.

But how?

♪ Elmore Wrecking Yard ♪

♪ We wreck 'em ♪

♪ We're on the ball ♪

♪ Cars, we wreck 'em ♪

♪ Trucks, we wreck 'em ♪

♪ Printer cartridge, we wreck 'em ♪

♪ Divest yourself, it's good for you ♪

Hmm, wait a minute.

Yeah, this ad's really distracting.

No, don't you see?

That's it.

♪ Divest yourself and lose your blues ♪

♪ Elmore's Wrecking Yard ♪

Darwin, come on!

Sorry.

[ PHONE RINGING ]

Hello.

It's your mother-in-law.

Ugh! Tell her I'm not here.

No, it's your mother-in-law
speaking right now.

Oh! Hiya.

Listen, Nicole, about that vase.

I got it mixed up with
an equally hideous one.

A-ha! So you admit it's ugly.

Only to me.

Beauty is subjective, Nicole.

You of all people should know that.

Anyway, it's what's on
the inside that counts.

Oh, you're saying you like
my personality?

I'm talking about the vase.

It contains the ashes of Roosevelt.

What, the Roosevelt?

Yes, the Roosevelt.

How many other pet pythons
has Louie had?

Anyway, I need that vase back.

I'll come over and collect it
this evening.

Um...

Where's the vase? Where are the kids?

And what does python ash look like?

♪ Owls, we wreck 'em

♪ Vacuum cleaners, we wreck 'em ♪

♪ Curtain rails, we wreck 'em ♪

Richard, why are you eating
butter from the pack?

Duh! There's still no bread.

Where are the kids?

No idea.

They went out with that ugly vase,

but I don't know where.

♪ Ugly vases, we wreck 'em ♪

♪ Fridges, we wreck 'em

♪ Toasters, we wreck 'em ♪

[ GASPS ] The wrecking yard!

Stop eating butter!

It's not good for you.

Listen, kids,
the wrecking game's changed.

We made that commercial years ago.

These days, with all
the health and safety rules,

we mostly just crush cars...
Trucks... cars.

Listen, dude, our mom gave us permission

to wreck this ugly vase.

Do you really want to stand in the way

of three rookie wreckers?

[ SNIFFS ]

Go wreckin', kids.

Okay, switch it on.

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

Darwin, you do realize we're
trying to break this thing?

Sorry.

[ CLANG ]

[ RATCHETING ]

Stop! Don't destroy the vase!

Gotcha, Mom. "Don't" destroy it.

No, I really mean it this time.

Don't worry, Mrs. Mom. We get it.

No! I'm being straight with you!

Granny Jojo gave me the wrong vase.

Stop the crane!

I gotcha.

[ ELECTRICITY ZAPS ]

No!

[ CRANKING ]

Huh?

[ GASPS ]

Ugh!

Come on!

[ CLANG ]

[ PIPES CLATTER ]

Ugh!

What I'm about to do might
look cool and impressive,

but don't ever,
ever do it yourselves, okay?

Whoa!

[ THUD ]

[ GASP! ] [ GASP! ] [ GASP! ]

[ GRUNTS ]

[ ALARM SOUNDING ]

Huh?

[ ALARM SOUNDING ]

Oh, boy.

[ THUD ]

[ GROANS ]

Huh. So she really didn't
want us to break that vase.

I really feel like it's watching us.

[ POUNDING ON DOOR ] Aah!

Take it! Huh.

What with the way you raised your kids,

I'm amazed they haven't
smashed it by now.

Well, actually, Mom told us to...

To look after it because
it contains the ashes

of a beloved pet,
and we're sad to see it go,

but if that's how it's gotta be,
then fine!

I thought that might be the case.

So I've brought you this.

No!

Oh! You shouldn't have.

This one's even nicer.

Personally, I think it's hideous,

but I know you have very
different taste to me.

That's the one I meant to
give you all along.

Anyway, I better get Roosevelt
back to Louie.

He just can't sleep without
the dried-out remains

of a cold-blooded reptile by his side.

You haven't been gone that long,
have you?

So, Mom, what are you gonna do
with the new vase?

Three, two, one!

[ ALL COUGHING ]

Well, sure had a lot of dust in it.

Yeah. Let's all agree that was dust.

Corrected & Synced by Bakugan