The Adventures of Paddington (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 23 - Paddington Makes a Film - full transcript

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Season 01 Episode 23 IMDB

[Paddington] Dear Aunt Lucy,
Episode Title: "Paddington Runs a Cafe" 1 of 2

it's been rather an exciting week.

I got my first job.

It all started when I went
to the café for a lemonade.

[Gasps]
Hey! Shoo!

Hello, Sofia.
Are you closing the café?

Yes. I have to get a wedding cake
to a customer right away.

And that means I've had to close.

Oh, there's no need to do that.

Why don't I run the café?

It's very good to try something new
every now and then.



Oh, Paddington, you are a star!

[Joyful music]

So, here it is.

Oh, wow! I always wondered
what it would be like

to be on this side
of the counter

and serve real customers.

We'll keep it nice and simple.

Sandwich, smoothies, cakes.
Nothing complicated.

Oh, super!

Actually, Sofia, sandwiches
are a speciality of mine.

Of course they are!

So, the customer
will order the sandwich,

then we make it fresh every time.

Take the bread, butter it,
add the fillings.

Now, this is the lemonade dispenser.

Just be careful, because the tap
can be a bit sticky.

Then you give the order to
the customer and take the money.

It's a piece of cake.

No, that's a piece of cake.

[laughter]
See? I said you were a natural.

Okay,
so, you think you'll be all right?

I'm going to have a smashing time.

Don't you worry about anything.

I won't be long.

I'll try to be back
before it gets too busy.

- And thank you!
- You're welcome!

- [Dripping]
- Ooh!

Ah!

Oh, no!

Uh…

There.

- [Chirping]
- Huh?

Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!

[Soft music]

Hello. Welcome to my café.

What can I get for you?

Hi. You look like you'd like
to order food and drink at a café.

[Mr. Curry] Bear?

- What are you doing here?
- Oh, Mr. Curry. Good afternoon.

I'm helping run the café.
What can I get for you?

I'll have my usual, please.

Oh, dear.

I don't think I know
what your usual is.

A glass of tap water

and any free samples
you are giving away.

Coming right up.

[lively music]

[Gasps]

Hmm.

Ah!

[Mr. Curry] Bear!

On my way!

Ah…

There you go, Mr. Curry.
Your water, sir.

Thank you.

[Slurps]
Ha!

And, uh… how is it, the water?

Hmm.

Oh, yes, an excellent water.

A nice and refreshing hydrogen
with a hint of oxygen.

Very good indeed.

- And how about those free samples?
- Here we are.

Ew… What are they?

Uh, Torta de Manzana?

I don't like to eat things
I can't pronounce.

Haven't you got any
Victoria Sponge?

Come now, Mr. Curry.

It's very good to try something
new every now and then.

Hmm.

Very well.

As long as there's no charge.

- [Miss Potts] Hello.
- Oh!

Mmm. Things taste so much better
when they're free.

I didn't see you there.
What can I get for you?

Oh! Where is Sofia?

She had to go out
and she put me in charge.

Hmm.

I warn you.

I have very high standards
when it comes to my food.

[Chirping]

Oh, dear! Hold that thought.
I'll be right back!

Paddington!

- [Upbeat music]
- Oh!

Oh!

- [Dripping]
- Ooh!

[Miss Potts] Paddington!

Uh…

Warm… Sorry… So…

Uh, Miss Potts,
what can I get for you?

Finally! Well, I should like
a cheese and tomato sandwich.

Wholemeal bread, with no crusts,
cut into triangles.

Three lettuce leaves exactly,
a medium-sized tomato disc,

no seeds, and cave-aged cheddar.
Cress on the side. And napkin.

Uh… Coming right up.

"Wholemeal bread, with no
crusts, cut into…" Ooh!

Oh…

Okay. Wholemeal bread.
Um… Medium-sized tomatoes.

Three lettuce leaves and cheddar.

There!

Huh? That's strange.

[Dripping]

Oh! Shoo! Shoo!

Oh!

Oh, no! Not again!

How much lemonade
can this thing hold?

Uh…

Ah!

[Slurps]

- [Miss Potts] Paddington?
- Oh!

[Suspenseful music]

Oh, dear!

There we go, Miss Potts.
One sandwich.

You don't have any allergies,
do you?

I hope this sandwich
is exactly what I ordered.

It's good to try something new
every now and then, Miss Potts.

- [Mr. Curry] Bear!
- Oh! Coming!

Hmm…

Do you have any more?

Oh, dear. I'm ever so sorry.

We seem to have run out.
Would you like to buy a slice?

Oh, no. I couldn't.

Too much cake is bad for you,
you know.

Just the bill, please.

Well, a glass of tap water,

which is, uh… free.

And a plate of free samples,
which are… free.

So that's nothing, please.

Good.

- [Miss Potts] Paddington!
- Coming!

- This sandwich…
- Yes?

- This sandwich…
- Yes?

Is the most delicious sandwich
I have ever tasted!

Oh, well.
I did add my special ingredient.

Oh, I must tell everyone!

Everyone! The café is serving
the best sandwich in the world!

I hope she doesn't tell
too many people.

- [Till dinging]
- Oh!

Oh!

Hi. Can I have one
of your special sandwiches, please?

- Oh, can I have a sandwich?
- Me too.

Ah, yes. Coming right up.

[Man] Hey!

I'd love one of these sandwiches.

- Oh, can I have a sandwich?
- Oh, I'd love one.

Woohoo!

[Man 2] Hey,
I'd love one of your sandwiches.

Oh, how ridiculous! Grr!

[Woman] I hope you haven't run out.

[Man 3] Oh, I want a sandwich.

If you could just…
uh… give me one moment.

Now then, Paddington, you've got
yourself into a bit of a pickle.

Perhaps if you used a pickle
there wouldn't be this rush.

But you said you'd look after
the café for Sofia.

And so you must. So, somehow,
you need to make sandwiches.

And fast. It's just too much
for one little bear.

[Paddington 2] Don't worry, Paddington.

I'll help you.

- Thank you, Paddington.
- [Paddington 3] You're welcome.

- Huh?
- [till dinging]

Let's make sandwiches!

[Upbeat music]

Shoo!

Sandwiches for everyone!

[Music stops]

Oh, my!

- The special sandwiches.
- Please, can I try one?

- Amazing!
- Thank you, Paddington.

- [Soft music]
- [till dinging]

Paddington?

Oh! Sofia.

- I can explain.
- You don't need to explain.

You have made the café famous.

Everyone loves your sandwich!
Look!

But look at the mess.

No, don't look at the mess.

Look at those smiling faces!

Now, how about you show me how
to make your special sandwich?

- Really?
- Of course!

We'll put it on the menu
and call it "The Paddington."

[Chuckles]
Lemonade?

Maybe later.

So, Aunt Lucy,

as it's very good to
try something new,

I'm sending you a "Paddington."

Possibly the best sandwich
in the world!

Love from Paddington.

Next ----> 2 of 2

Dear Aunt Lucy,
Episode Title: "Paddington Makes a Film" 2 of 2

happy birthday.

I do hope you're having
a wonderful day.

There's rather a surprising story
about your present.

It all began when we were
helping Mr. Brown in the loft.

Do we have to do this now?

Paddington and I
need to go shopping.

Yes. I must find a present
for Aunt Lucy's birthday.

Oh, we won't take long.

I just need a hand
getting these boxes outside.

And what is this box of rubbish
doing up here?

That's not rubbish.
That's my craft box.

They'll all come in handy
for something.

- [Rummaging]
- Oh!

Why are there so many
baked bean cans?

[Sniffing]

I was going to turn these
into shakers.

When Mrs. Brown was pregnant,

she used to eat cold beans
with chocolate biscuits.

- Everyone gets cravings.
- [chuckles]

[crash]

[Gasps]
Oh, look!

It's the old fancy-dress box.

Oh! My old camera!
That's where it was!

It looks very different
from Judy's camera.

Well, that's because
it's a film camera.

You used to put a little tape in here

and record onto it.

♪ My name is Mr. Brown
And this is my rap ♪

♪ So come and check me out
In my baseball cap ♪

[chuckles]

I was just, um…
just trying something.

Very cool, Mr. Brown.

It's also given me an exciting idea
for Aunt Lucy's present.

Might I borrow your camera
to make a film for her?

That's a wonderful idea!

She always says she wants to see
my life in London.

Now she can.

I'll film our home
and all our friends.

Marvellous!

And I'm sure Jonathan and Judy
would love to help you.

Great! I guess you're free
to help me carry these boxes.

[Jonathan] Making a film together
is going to be awesome!

What sort of film shall we make?

I've watched a couple of films
with Aunt Lucy.

She loves musicals,
where everyone sings and dances.

That's a great idea, Paddington!

We'll end our film with a song.

We'll need a script and everyone
will need to learn their lines.

It should be really thoughtful
and emotional.

Snore!

You just need some explosions
and a car chase.

Just point the camera at me

and I'll show you how it's done.

[Upbeat music]

Quick, secret agent Paddington,

we've got to stop the baddies
before they destroy the world!

Are you okay, Jonathan?

Your voice sounds odd.

I'm doing a movie voice.

Right. Of course.

Protect this diamond.

It can't get into the hands
of the evil count!

This is an orange, Jonathan.

- Pretend, Paddington!
- Yes. Sorry.

Follow me!

- [Screaming]
- [crash]

[Clears throat]
I'm fine.

Look out, Paddington! Ninjas!

They want the diamond!

This isn't a diamond!

That's what
I was trying to tell you.

- It's an orange.
- It's a trick!

The evil count
must have the real diamond!

- No!
- [Judy] Cut!

We're meant to show
Aunt Lucy what Paddington's life

is really like here, Jonathan.

I know what to do.

Mrs. Brown, in her natural habitat,

is attempting to forage
for her late-morning snack.

I knew you still liked
cold beans and biscuits!

It just fell in the tin! Wait.
Why is your hat that way around?

- Are you rapping again?
- Of course not.

No, that's…

The wind must have blown my hat
the other way round.

- [Gasps]
- Oh, dear!

You weren't filming, were you?

[Nervous laugh]

[Soft music]

If we want to show Aunt Lucy
your life in London,

we definitely need
to include Mr. Gruber.

Yes, but can we warn him?
I don't think Mr. and Mrs. Brown

were happy
with our secret filming.

Agreed.

[Judy] Mr. Gruber!

[Paddington] Mr. Gruber?

[Ominous music]

[Bells ringing]

[Creaking]

[Hungarian accent] Ah, Mr. Bear.

I've been expecting you.

The evil count Gruber…

[Evil laugh]

Ah!

[Chuckles]

- [Cooing]
- Huh?

Pigeonton!

Jonathan told me
that I'm playing the baddy in your film.

Is that right?

Just go with it, Judy.
Every film needs a baddy.

[Vocalises]

[Judy] I must say, I never knew
Mr. Gruber could do a back flip.

That was awesome!

[Clears throat]

[Groans]

Ahem!
I hear you're making a film.

When are auditions being held?

Oh, there are no auditions.

It's more a film
about Paddington's life in London.

But with some action!

About Paddington, eh?

And has the role of Paddington
been cast yet?

I'd be perfect.

[Clears throat]

[Imitates Paddington's voice]
Mmm! Marmalade!

Ooh! I'm probably going to make
a big mess with this now

or knock over
somebody's favourite gnome.

It's like looking in a mirror!

I really think
he should get the part.

He's extremely talented.

Um, I think Aunt Lucy
would prefer you to play yourself.

Aw…

Well, I'm sure Aunt Lucy
would still like to see you, Mr. Curry.

[Gasps]
Yes!

Film me
descending the staircase.

[Majestic music]

[Clears throat]

Good afternoon… Ah!

Oh, God! Oh…

Awesome, Mr. Curry!
Finally some real action!

I told you I'd be good.

All part of the plan.

Oh! Oh!

- [Chuckles]
- [Judy] No, I command the universe!

[Judy] Cut!

[Scottish accent] So, how's it all going?

Got any cinematic gold?

Oh, yes, Mrs. Bird. Lots!

So, how's it all going?
Got any cinematic gold?

- That's not what we recorded.
- I don't understand.

- Where's our film?
- Dad will know what to do.

Dad!

Yes, yes. Sorry, Paddington.

But you all seem to have got
the buttons mixed up.

You pressed record
instead of stop

and stop when you should have
pressed… record.

Oh, dear. You mean we have
nothing to send Aunt Lucy?

Sorry, Paddington.

Oh, no. This is awful.
There must be something we can do.

Well, there's still
the musical ending.

If we film that, then you'll have
something great to send!

You're right, Jonathan.

If there's singing and dancing,

Aunt Lucy will be thrilled.

- Lights…
- Camera…

[Both] Action!

Cue music.

[Soft music]

♪ I have often walked along
This road before ♪

♪ But today my usual walk
Seems to mean much more ♪

♪ Want to sing and dance
Knowing that my aunt's ♪

♪ Going to see the street
The street where I live ♪

♪ I'm Mrs. Bird, I've got a motor
that runs real nice ♪

- ♪ Mrs. Bird's, Mrs. Bird's motorcycle ♪
- ♪ Mrs. Bird's, Mrs. Bird's motorcycle ♪

♪ Paddington rides in here
really there's no fear ♪

♪ We always have a blast
when we're rolling fast ♪

- ♪ Like thunder ♪
- ♪ Mrs. Bird's, Mrs. Bird's ♪

- ♪ Motorcycle ♪
- ♪ Motorcycle ♪

[terrifying music]

♪ The talent
of the neighbourhood is here ♪

♪ It is Mr. Curry ♪

[romantic music]

♪ Sofia
This café belongs to Sofia ♪

- ♪ Mateo is my son ♪
- ♪ We have a lot of fun ♪

- ♪ With Paddington ♪
- ♪ With Paddington ♪

♪ Gruber at your call
I collect it all here ♪

♪ With Paddington
I have afternoon tea, sandwiches ♪

♪ And a cake for me ♪

♪ Always time for a chat
or a nod of a hat to say hello ♪

♪ Paddington bear
is one of our crew ♪

♪ Listen, Aunt Lucy
what I'm saying to you ♪

♪ He's here in London
he's got people who care ♪

♪ We all love Paddington
that rare sort of bear ♪

- ♪ He can consider himself ♪
- ♪ He can consider himself ♪

[all] ♪ He can consider himself ♪

♪ He can consider himself ♪

- ♪ At home ♪
- [fireworks]

Happy birthday, Aunt Lucy.

Love from Paddington.

[Cheerful music]

Soft rock music...

[All] ♪ P-A-D-D-I-N-G-T-O-N
Paddington Bear ♪