The Accidental Couple (That Fool) (2009–…): Season 1, Episode 14 - Episode #1.14 - full transcript

Kim Gang Mo, Law Major, Class of 99.

Excuse me.

This is my seat.

Are the seats designated?

I thought you could sit anywhere you wanted.

You are a freshman, aren't you?

Yes.

That's why you are not aware,

but this is my seat.

Even my name is on the desk.

And my major...



and my class year.

But you wrote it just now.

You must not know because you are a freshman.

If you want to use this desk in the future,

come to the Law Department and ask this person for permission.

Okay?

You must not know because you are a freshman.

So I will let you use my seat today.

In return, buy this person a cup of coffee later.

To Gang Mo...

My mother didn't like us dating in the beginning.

She said we were too different from each other.

Do you remember the bibimbap my mom made for you when you came to visit?

She mixed rice with kimchi, old and dry anchovies,



and lots of chili paste and soy sauce.

She said she did it on purpose

to see your reaction.

After you ate, she asked you how it was,

and you said it was hot and salty, and the anchovies were hard.

But you said you ate it all because you knew why she gave it to you,

and you thought she might dislike you

less if you did that.

After you went back home that day,

my mom told me

that you were an honest man and I could trust you.

My mom wasn't wrong that day. It's just that you have changed, Gang Mo.

Don't worry about me anymore.

I am no longer 20 years old.

I am winning!

Darn it!

I won!

Sang Cheol!

What?

It feels like the hole in my heart has been filled!

What?

The world is full of people...

and one of those people has to be right for me!

Dong Baek...

Just one of those people!

I won't ask for anything else,

so please let me have just one of those people!

I am going to stay by Ji Su's side, Sang Cheol!

Wow! You have finally become a man, Dong Baek!

All right!

Come in.

I've toasted some bread.

Why don't you have some before you go?

Bread?

Yes.

That's...

Yes.

It is the electric razor you bought me.

You want me to do that for you?

Huh?

Give it to me,

since I bought it for you.

Here.

How is it? Is that enough?

No. You have to do it a little more.

A little more?

What about now?

No. Do this side.

This takes longer than I thought.

Yes.

Shaving takes a long time.

There.

That should be enough.

Yes. Thank you.

You didn't put on your necktie.

You want me to choose one for you?

It's really all right.

I don't like any of these ties.

I like neckties that are colourful and have lots of patterns.

I don't have any like that because I work for the post office.

I guess this will have to do.

Wear this today.

Okay.

It's bright and sparkly.

I'll tie it for you.

Do you know how to tie it?

Of course.

By the way, Ji Su.

Yes?

There's no reason for me to stay in this house anymore.

What should I do?

Why?

Do you want to go back home?

No.

I don't want to go home, so that's why I'm asking.

That's a relief.

I don't want you to go home yet, either.

But we have to decide on what we are going to do,

so why don't we take some time and give it some thought?

Okay. Let's do that.

Good morning.

- Dong Baek. - Huh?

Your tie is crooked.

The front is too short.

So what? I'm okay with this.

Does it look weird?

Did you tie it for him?

Yeah.

It is so difficult to get the length right.

Just wear it like that, Dong Baek.

I like it this way.

I like it crooked.

Don't worry about it.

Would you like some butter or jam on your toast?

No, I will do it myself.

Do you want both?

That is how I eat it.

Sweet and buttery.

Okay. I'll take it sweet and buttery too.

Yeong Yeong.

I have something to say to you.

What?

Let's go talk in the garden.

Let's talk here.

Jeez!

Here.

Thank you.

You are so ill-mannered.

Oh!

Sweet and buttery?

Sweet and buttery,

with lots of jam.

Lots of jam.

Sweet and buttery.

Have some milk.

I don't drink milk in the morning.

It makes me want to go to the bathroom.

I shouldn't have said that, should I?

That's how you are, Dong Baek.

The only thing you didn't do was breastfeed your sister,

you can't sleep if you drink coffee after 4:00 p.m.,

and you have to go to the bathroom if you drink milk in the morning.

Jeez.

This is the way I am.

That's your charm.

You are very frank.

Is that so?

Is that my charm?

Stop waving. He can't even see you.

He can see me. He turned around.

You've been looking good these past few days.

Yeah?

My shoot's over, so I have been resting and sleeping a lot.

It's nice.

So you've been doing well because you have been getting lots of rest?

What is it you want to hear?

What exactly are you going to do with Dong Baek?

Are you keeping him around until you can handle things on your own,

or do you seriously want to be his girlfriend?

Or do you want to make this marriage real?

I have to return to Australia and finish my studies.

I've got my own life to live, you know.

I want to return with some assurance.

What's it going to take for that to happen?

Let's see...

You can keep him around for about two days,

be his girlfriend for about a week,

and then make this marriage real

and live with him for the rest of your life.

Then I'll leave.

Jeez!

I have to study, but I don't know if my brain can handle it anymore.

You're hopeless.

And Gang Mo waited for Ji Su because of her acting career.

But they are going to get married soon.

Who should I send this to for the best result?

Don't reporters have power?

Use that power against people who have power.

And please leave people like my sister and Dong Baek alone.

I came here to have dinner with you.

I can't.

I have never experienced failure in my life.

How do you think that was possible?

Because I'm a genius?

No.

It's because I followed a very simple yet important principle.

The world is run by people.

People.

And who you have by your side determines your success.

You can't have everybody in the world by your side.

And there is no need for that.

Stop wandering.

It is a good thing that it's over with that girl.

I think this looks best on you.

I like it too.

Gang Mo is going to go gaga when he sees you in this.

Here.

Hello?

Miss Choi Su Yeon?

Yes?

My name is Baek Seong Tae.

Wow!

You guys look great!

Turn around.

You look exactly like swallows. You even have tails.

About-face!

We look so nice in these tuxedoes.

This is all thanks to Ji Su.

Since I gave you these clothes as gifts, sing me a song.

Right here?

It is a little embarrassing.

Yeah...

I have a request.

Mr. Postman.?

Mister, Mister, Mister Postman.

Where are you going with that big bag of yours?

Your big bag is full of letters.

Your round cap...

is so handsome.

Wow!

Bravo!

This is embarrassing. Let's turn around.

I know a little about this business.

And I know you can make producers hire me along with Ji Su.

Put me in as a supporting actress in Ji Su's next movie.

Huh? Gyeon Gae.

I worked really hard to overcome my pronunciation problem,

so let me make my debut.

You practiced your pronunciation?

Then let me hear it.

Okay.

Prepare to be impressed.

Stupid!

Why can't you say it?

Why can't you say you are in love with me?

How much longer do I have to wait for you?

I can't bear holding back my emotions like this.

Tell me! How much longer do I have to wait?

Did you see that?

Let me try that.

Tell me the lines.

Stupid. Why can't you say it?

Stupid!

Why can't you say it?

Why can't you say you are in love with me?

Why can't you say you are in love with me?

How much longer do I have to wait for you?

How much longer do I have to wait for you?

I can't bear holding back my emotions like this.

I can't bear holding back my emotions like this.

Ji Su!

Did you see that?

Did you see that?

You have to practice more if you are going to become an actress.

And you'd better not show anyone your acting just yet, okay?

I can't believe this!

Excuse me for a minute.

Excuse me.

She is better than me because she has done it a lot of times before.

I can't get better unless they let me act.

Ji Su was only trying to help you by giving you her advice.

So don't be too hurt.

Why did she have to show me up in front of you?

Huh?

The thing I hate most is being embarrassed

in front of you.

Huh!

Gyeon Gae!

I'm upset!

I'm leaving!

Seok Hyeon!

Yes?

I'm in a bad mood. Can you give me a ride in your van?

I'm afraid I can't.

This is so annoying!

Sang Cheol.

What the heck!

What's this?

Huh!

Jeez! Gyeon Gae!

I guess that hole in your chest is still partially empty.

Oh, that hurts!

Does that woman have a thing for you?

It's not like that at all.

For crying out loud!

Oh man.

Ji Su.

Gyeon Gae just left, but she asked me to thank you for your advice.

Dong Baek.

Yes?

Do you have chest pains?

What's the matter?

It's nothing.

Gyeon Gae hugged him

and made a lipstick mark right here.

Here?

Really?

I need to wash this right away.

Dong Baek!

Yes?

Your chest must hurt.

No.

It has to.

You have your hand on your chest.

Let me take a look.

Huh? What do you think you're doing, Ji Su?

Come on!

Huh?

What's this?

It's lipstick!

It's because.

Gyeon Gae was crying.

So?

Did you hug her to calm her down?

No.

I didn't hug her.

She threw herself into my arms.

It happened so fast that I couldn't stop her.

Dong Baek,

I guess you are not the type of guy who stops girls from hugging you.

What?

Fine.

Ji Su!

I do stop girls.

You have to believe me.

I was just kidding.

You were just kidding?

Yes.

You are so mean!

You are so mean.

Why won't this lipstick mark come out?

Ms. Choi?

I'm Baek Seong Tae, the reporter.

Take a seat.

I once had the pleasure of meeting your father,

and I am glad to see you.

There is an old saying that goes,

It only takes a single bad ruler to ruin a nation.?

This is the reason I investigated the relationship between

Kim Gang Mo and Han Ji Su.

Kim Gang Mo and Han Ji Su have been lovers for the past seven years.

The marriage between Han Ji Su and Gu Dong Baek

is fake.

Here is the proof that I'm telling you the truth.

Gang Mo said they'd marry after his father's election,

so I'm sure they are busy preparing their wedding.

Ms. Choi.

There are two reasons why I have called you here.

The first is because you are an innocent victim in this affair.

The second is because only you can solve this problem.

Are you all right?

I know it is difficult, but please hear me out.

If this false marriage becomes known, everyone involved, including.

Han Ji Su, Gu Dong Baek, Kim Jeong Uk, Kim Gang Mo, you, and your father

will be hurt.

What do you want from me?

I just want Congressman Kim Jeong Uk

to resign from the election.

I thought about going to your father with this information,

but then he would destroy Kim Gang Mo.

Ji Su!

Are you busy, Min Ji?

I came here to hang out with you.

Hang out with me?

Just the two of us?

Yes.

Wow!

I'll go and get changed.

Dong Baek had a crush on her.

One time, they went on a picnic, and he peed behind a tree.

It turns out that tree was near where the girl was eating her lunch.

So he was caught on film.

He was so unlucky!

So he cried like a baby, saying he didn't want to go to school.

Did they shoot him from the side or from the back?

Think about it.

He cried like a baby.

Huh!

That's why he has never been able to admit his feelings for anyone.

So, how did he snag a catch like you?

I bet you seduced him, didn't you?

I guess you could say that.

It was you!

Wow!

It was so fun to gossip with you, Min Ji.

Lots of people tell me that I am fun to be around,

even though I am a little loud.

My cheerful attitude is infectious.

How can you be happy all the time?

It's because of my philosophy of life.

Don't let an empty shed get you down, and be happy that your heart is full.

Wow.

You can use the phrase later if you want.

Do you have any more funny stories about your brother?

Would you like me to tell you

about when a monkey bopped him on the head with a bone?

That sounds funny.

He kept teasing the monkey

with a banana.

So the monkey got angry and hit him.

It was the rainy season, so clothes didn't dry quickly.

His underpants were still wet, but mine were dry.

So he wore mine to school.

But that day

was the day of the physicals.

He cried like a baby again.

And I was doing this as I went home.

Oh my god!

I was shocked when I saw this report.

How can you even think about singing this in front of people?

Like a bunch of girls!

Ji Su will make delicious crab stew,

so Dong Baek should come home early today.

Hey Dong Baek!

Yes?

How could you do such a thing?

I recommended a perfectly good song

called Besame Mucho.?

Is this the extent of your musical taste?

I don't believe this.

Are you laughing, Dong Baek?

Huh?

No sir.

You just laughed again!

Do I sound like I am joking to you?

No, sir. I didn't laugh.

What's wrong with me? I'm sorry, sir.

I'm sorry, sir.

- Come over here! - I'm sorry, sir.

I'm sorry, sir.

We won't have to worry about the election.

What are you doing here, honey?

I'm so glad to see you.

I'm sorry, but will you give us some privacy?

Please give us a moment.

What do you want to talk to me about?

Has Gang Mo been treating you badly?

I ought to give him a scolding.

I met with a reporter named Baek Seong Tae.

Really?

He must be still going around spreading those awful rumours.

I can't stand it anymore.

I'll sue him for defamation.

I don't think...

you will be able to do that

after you take a look at this.

How could you force Han Ji Su into a fake marriage?

Is that the kind of monster you are?

Honey...

Su Yeon...

I'll keep this a secret from daddy.

In return, I want you to resign from the election.

Su Yeon!

You don't deserve to be a mayor.

If you don't resign, I am going to tell my father.

Unfortunately, Gang Mo will end up getting hurt too.

I loved Gang Mo, but my father didn't.

You are a smart man, so I'm sure you will know what to do.

Please give this to Gang Mo for me.

Su Yeon!

It's over with Han Ji Su. It is all in the past!

She is all in Gang Mo's past.

You are the only one for him now.

Don't act so pathetic.

You are pathetic enough as it is.

Su Yeon!

No!

You are...

Su Yeon.

I...

picked out my wedding gown today...

even though I won't be wearing it.

I feel sorry for Han Ji Su

for loving a man like you.

Gang Mo, don't let Su Yeon go.

Don't let her go...

Gang Mo waited for Ji Su because of her acting career.

But they are going to get married soon.

About when?

Gang Mo said they'd marry after his father's election,

so I'm sure they are already busy preparing their wedding.

Dong Baek!

Yes?

If you are not doing anything tonight, why don't we have dinner?

I really can't tonight.

Ji Su made crab stew, and she is waiting for me.

I'll buy crab stew for you.

Huh?

My pride was so hurt after Ji Su embarrassed me

that I actually thought about telling everyone the truth.

You shouldn't do that, Gyeon Gae.

You should keep your promise.

I am only keeping the secret because of you.

I don't want the man I like to get hurt.

Huh?

Why don't we

go to Haeundae this weekend?

Haeundae?

Why?

So we can take our relationship to the next level.

What could you possibly see in a guy like me?

You are so popular.

Out of all the men I've met, you are the best.

Thank you for the compliment.

Will you go to Haeundae with me?

No.

I can't do that.

Then how about Nami Island?

Look, Gyeon Gae.

The stew is boiling. Let's eat.

You don't know my number, do you?

Dong Baek is so late.

Let's eat first.

Wait!

But I am hungry.

What's taking him so long? He's usually never this late.

I am so sorry that I'm late.

The traffic was horrible today.

Take a seat.

Wow! This crab stew looks delicious.

It has been so long since I've had this.

I told Ji Su you liked crab stew, so she worked on it all day long.

It must not be very good.

You are barely eating any.

Huh?

Not at all.

It is delicious.

What's this?

Huh?

Give it to me.

What is it?

Miso Crab Stew. Park Gyeon Gae, 010-73...

Did you have crab stew with Gyeon Gae?

The thing is...

Yes.

Enjoy the stew.

Ji Su!

Are you nuts?

Ji Su!

What the heck?

Did you really have crab stew with Gyeon Gae?

She threatened to tell everyone the truth

if I didn't have crab stew with her.

For crying out loud!

Do you know how hard Ji Su worked to prepare the stew?

What was I supposed to do?

Gyeon Gae said she'd get angry at me

if I didn't have two bowls of rice, so I did.

And I ate here so I wouldn't hurt Ji Su's feelings.

My stomach is about to burst!

I'm dying here.

I'm sure it was a company get-together.

They couldn't have been alone.

And it was coincidence that they ate crab stew.

That's what happened.

I'm sure of it.

Min Ji.

Ji Su, make up with him and come out with a smile.

I will peel some melons for you.

Take a look.

Do you know how many times I was pricked cleaning the crabs today?

Were you pricked a lot?

It hurts even now.

I know how it hurts.

I've tried cleaning crabs myself.

It must hurt so much.

So, how could you have crab stew somewhere else?

I'm sorry.

I'll put ointment on your finger so it will heal well.

Give me your hand.

Did you two make up?

Have some melon.

Take a seat.

The weather is so hot,

and because I've eaten the crab stew,

I feel even hotter.

Would you like me to give you a back shower?

I haven't had one of those in years.

You guys are so old fashioned.

Now that sounds like an idea.

Okay! Now splash me!

The water is a little cold.

It's all right. Splash me.

Stop! Stop!

Stop! Stop!

Hey!

Grab her!

You didn't eat the crab stew alone with Gyeon Gae, did you?

Of course not. Don't worry about it.

I can't help but worry about that woman.

Is this the only thing you have?

Dong Baek, I have to close the store, so have fun with Ji Su.

See you later, sis.

Wow!

Ji Su!

I bought some ties for you.

They're the ones I like.

Ties with lots of patterns

and really bright colours.

But government officials can't wear such bright ties.

You don't have to wear ties only at work.

Sang Cheol said the same thing.

Come over here.

Okay.

Do you know why I like the square sky?

Because it is square, and it is fascinating?

Wrong.

It is because we are together underneath the square sky.

This side looks good.

Stand right there.

Okay.

A little to the right.

Yeah.

Now, a little forward.

A little forward? Okay.

A little more, and lower yourself.

A little more. A little more forward.

Huh!

I'm sorry.

I didn't drink, so why do I feel so drunk?

What did you do all day long?

I went shopping with Min Ji, gossiped with her, and we had lunch.

Then I cooked crab stew for Sang Cheol and Dong Baek.

Afterwards, we had a water fight.

It sounds like a fun day.

Yeah.

It was a satisfying day

thanks to the people around me.

I don't want to lose them.

Huh?

It's nothing.

Yes?

Come on in.

Ji Su.

I brought some medicine to calm you down. Would you like it?

Yes.

I'll keep it with me just in case.

Thank you.

I feel so tense about performing.

So, what are you going to sing?

Besame Mucho.?

We all hate it, but the director was adamant about us singing it.

I actually wanted to sing something else.

What did you want to sing?

The Doraji Song.?

I sang that in a chorus competition back in middle school,

and I have such good memories of that song.

It sounds really nice with the right cord.

I see.

That's nice.

Do you like the song too?

We can't perform it this time, but we'll

sing it for you next time.

It'll be my present to you, Ji Su.

Thank you.

Doraji, doraji, white doraji...

Is this a little tight?

White doraji in the mountains...

Oh!

Ehe-ya...

I could tell that you are a really good singer when you sang that song.

That was Over the Rainbow, ?right?

Yes.

It is my favourite song.

When I want something but don't think I can get it,

singing that song gives me courage.

He's forgotten about it completely.

If you're not returning to Australia, why don't you come work at our shop?

We are getting more and more female customers who come to see you.

I am so popular.

Are all women like that?

Do they fall for a guy just because he's good looking and has a great body?

Are you like that too?

I'm not like that at all.

You are nothing but a little kid to me.

Really?

Am I really just a kid to you?

I can hear your heart pounding.

Thump, thump! Thump, thump!

For crying out loud!

You are attracted to me after all!

Sheesh!

Jeez.

Isn't Min Ji just adorable?

I am starting to feel bad.

Huh?

I kind of disliked your sister.

You disliked my sister?

I was suspicious about Dong Baek and her marriage.

But seeing you, Min Ji, Dong Baek,

and Ji Su getting along so well makes me think

that I must have misunderstood things.

So you had a misunderstanding?

Come to think of it, lots of people think they won't go well together.

But they end up so passionate about one another

that it makes me want to blush sometimes.

Kim Jeong Uk Resigns from Mayoral Race.

Are you here yet, Ji Su?

My group's waiting for you in the greenroom.

Dong Baek, I will be there to cheer you on.

Min Ji.

I bought a really large bouquet too.

I bet mine is bigger.

I just...

Kim Jeong Uk Resigns from Mayoral Race for Health Reasons.

Min Ji...

I'll see you later.

Yeong Yeong.

Yeah?

Gang Mo's father...

resigned from the mayoral race.

What?

I have to stop here, but not you.

You are me.

And if you succeed, I succeed.

Gang Mo.

If Chairman Choi returns from America, things will be irreversible.

Go to Su Yeon.

Go and tell her it is over with Ji Su. Beg and plead if you must.

Get her back.

Do as I say.

Jeez!

I'm even hearing things!

Why am I so tense?

Where in the world is the director? I have to go in.

Darn it!

Director!

Hey.

Director!

Go inside and get ready.

What the heck? Why is she going after him?

Jungsam.

Jungsam.

Besame, besame mucho.

Como Si fuera esta noche la ultima vez.

Besame, besame mucho.

Que tengo miedo a perderte Perderte después.

It's been such a long time, Jungsam.

It's been too long, Pilsun.

I heard you helped my son's group prepare for their concert.

I didn't do much.

They are the ones who worked hard for the concert.

It's a small world, isn't it?

That's right.

It's hard to believe Yun Seop is your son, Pilsun.

Yes.

It is almost time for the performance. Shall we go in?

Yes.

After you.

Huh! Ji Su is here!

- Huh? Hi, Ji Su. - You are here!

Hello.

I'm looking forward to your performance.

And I'm sure you will all be stellar.

I'm so tense, Ji Su.

Will you shake my hand and wish me luck?

Good luck, Yun Seop.

Thanks.

Break a leg, Tae Wan.

Thank you.

Go for it, Mr. Ko.

Okay...

Next, the Central Post Office's quartet will perform.

Here's Gu Dong Baek and the Swallows!

Hello.

I'm Gu Dong Baek of Gu Dong Baek and the Swallows.

Why are they laughing? Is the name that funny?

The song that we'll be singing

is an amazing song that will

give you courage when you need your wishes fulfilled.

You should try singing this song yourself

when you feel you need courage.

This song is dedicated to the woman

who gave me courage.

Thank you.

How did they make that arrangement?

Ji Su.

Let's start over.