The ABC Saturday Superstar Movie (1972–1974): Season 1, Episode 2 - The ABC Saturday Superstar Movie - full transcript

Come on, everybody,
let's join Yogi's gang.

♪ We're on a trip
with a Viking ship ♪

♪ We'll have a lark ♪

♪ On Yogi's Ark ♪

Look down there, Yogi,
it's Mr. Smog.

Okey-doke, let's fix his smoke.

[instrumental music]

♪ That's one solution ♪

♪ To stop pollution ♪

(Snagglepuss)
'Hey, Yogi, it's Lotta Litter.'

Hey, hey. We'll have to take
care of her some way.



[whirring]

Uh-oh, it's the Prankster
and the Greddy Genie

'at three o'clock.'

Hey, hey, let's fix their clock.

[thudding]

♪ If those big goons
are out of the way ♪

♪ The world would be
so bright and gay ♪

♪ Let's try to keep it
just that way ♪

Hey, hey, hey!

♪ It's up to you and me ♪

It's up to you.

- And you.
- And you.

♪ It's up to you and me ♪

(Yogi)Hey, hey, It's "Yogi's Gang."



(Yogi)
'Hey, hey, Boo-Boo,
we're on our way.'

'The course is true
and the sky is blue.'

Right, Yogi, and we're ready
for anything that comes up.

That we are, little chum.

We've got a sturdy ship
and a fearless crew.

(Snagglepuss)
'Yaa-eooww!'

'Help! Yogi!'

Snagglepuss, er,
what's wrong?

Nothing, really.

I was just taking a stroll

and I stepped on my tail.

[Yogi laughing]

So much for our fearless crew.

But speaking of
our sturdy ark, Yogi

'rember when Noah Smith
help us built it.'

Do I rember? Like it was
only yesterday, Boo-Boo.

Tell us about it, Yogi.

Refresh our remembery.

Well, uh, as I recall

I had called a meeting
at Jellystone Park.

A few problems had come up.

Order! Order!

Now let's keep it down!

We gotta get this meeting over

before the ranger gets back
from town.

Ah, you're probably wondering

why I've called
you all together.

(all)
'Yeah!'

Okay, okay.
So you already know.

We'll get right down
to the nitty-gritty.

But in this case,
it's the bitter-litter.

'Living conditions
in our respective'

'environmental habitats'

'have become intolerable.'

Yeah, and what's worse, Yogi

it's, uh, getting so a bad
I just can't stand livin'

where you're living at.

You know, Huck, I think

I just got through saying that.

It's getting so you can't tell
the streets from the alleys.

Yeah, our alley is losing
its individuality!

Yeah, and I just had
my trash can decorated

in nearly rubbish.

And out our way

the wide open spaces
are shriveling up.

Everywhere you looks,
a billboard.

It's right, Quick Draw

and everywhere you walk
there's, you know

automobile
that's bit the dust.

It's getting so
you can't breathe.

Yeah, and we're getting
crowded out.

A man's home is no longer
his castle.

Yeah, it's his junkyard.

Enough of this folderol.

I make a motion.

We make a motion to do
something about it.

Like what, Snagglepuss?

Like exit, stage right
or stage left even

before it's curtains for us.

Right, and the sooner
the better.

But where are we
gonna go, Yogi?

The perfect place,
Boo-Boo boy.

'Where the sky is blue,
the field is green'

the whole darn scene
is sparkling clean.

The perfect place.
That's it.

The perfect place.

It sounds perfect even.

[all cheering]

But, Yogi, the ranger
won't like it.

Uh, don't you think
we should just--

Not now, Boo-Boo.

The thing we should
do now is figure

a mode of transportation
big enough for us all.

Aah-hah! And I know just
the creative genius to see.

Follow me.

Oh, hee-hee-hee!
Ooh, hi, Yogi.

I just happened to be
standing here.

Didn't hear a word you said.

Smitty, the park
maintenance man.

You're just the handy
individual I wanted to see.

Well, I've got everything
ready, Yogi.

We better get busy.

And in no time at all

we'll be on our way
to the perfect place.

Good ol' Smitty.

For a person that never listens

he sure hears a lot.

[birds chirping]

[sawing]

Hey, yeah, we need another
stack of lumber!

[scraping]

[instrumental music]

[thumping]

[music continues]

(Yogi)
'Take it away, Atom Ant.'

I wonder when the heavy work
starts.

(male #1)
'Hey, Squiddly, bring me
that keg of nails.'

(male #2)
'Hey, Squiddly,
I need a hammer.'

(male #3)
'And I need a saw, Squiddly.'

(male #4)
'Where's my 2X4?'

(male #5)
'Bring me that rope.'

Hey, wait a minute, fellas.
You think I've more hands?

[scraping]

Hey, Quick Draw,
bring up a saw.

thud

thud

Hey, what took you so long?

[instrumental music]

shatter

Sorry, Snagglepuss.

A mere trifle,
my swampland friend.

[instrumental music]

splash

Thanks, Magilla,
I need that.

Well, things are coming
along wonderfully.

We'll be finished in no time.

"Smitty's Housebo."

Hmm, that word's too long.

You got a shorter word
for Smitty?

Well, uh, my first name
is Noah.

squeak squeak squeak

That's it.

"Noah's Housebo."

Mm, that's still too long.

Either we need a shorter word
or a longer boat.

How about, um, another name
for houseboat, Yogi?

How about, um, ark?

Hmm, yeah, Noah's Ark!

squeak squeak squeak

[instrumental music]

[all cheering]

Well, Noah's Ark.

Oh, oh, thank you, fellas.

Well, uh, all aboard!

[instrumental music]

Careful of that color TV set,
Brain.

We don't wanna throw
it out of adjustment.

Good boy, Choo-Choo.

I see you've got
my autographed set

of Arnold Palmer golf clubs.

You never know. Might find
a good nine-hole course onboard.

And last but not least

my 15th century King Louis
the fourteenth bathtub.

Heh, it's a conversation piece.

[instrumental music]

Lay the gangplank.

Cast off the line.

Out with the chopper

and full steam up.

[creaking]

[thumping]

[whirring]

[instrumental music]

♪ We're on our way
to the perfect place ♪

♪ The perfect place ♪

- Here we go.
- Hang on, everybody.

♪ The skies are blue
the fields are green ♪

♪ Water sparkles
air is clean ♪

♪ Prettiest place
you've ever seen ♪

Heh, heh, hey!

[whistle blowing]

♪ That's the perfectplace ♪

♪ That sparkling
stream of water ♪

♪ That babbles in the brook ♪

♪ Makes me almost feel ashamed ♪

♪ About the bath I took ♪

♪ Folks that live there never do
throw litter in the street ♪

♪ There's not enough of it in
town to hide my dirty feet ♪

♪ We're on our way
to the perfect place ♪

♪ The perfect place ♪

- Here we go.
- Hang on, everybody.

♪ The skies are blue
the fields are green ♪

♪ Water sparkles
air is clean ♪

♪ The whole darn scene
is sparking clean ♪

Hee, hee, hee, hey!

♪ That's the perfectplace ♪

♪ That's the perfectplace ♪

♪ That's the perfectplace ♪

Hey-hey, let's clear the way.

[whistle blowing]

I wish that guy would

stop leaning on the horn.

Henry, that guy is a bear

and he's driving a ship
full of animals.

Maybe it's "Noah's Ark."

That's what it says.

Huh?

Mildred, heh, does it
look like Brain to you?

Hey, Joe, get a look at that.

Ugh, those teenagers,
they'll drive anything.

Interchange.
Dead ahead.

Oh, wonderful.
Wonderful.

Well, let's set a course
for the ocean.

[blows air]

'Take the Pismo Beach turn off.'

Take the Pismo Beach turn off.

Take the Pismo Beach turn off.

(Huckleberry on speaker)
'Take the Pismo Beach turn off.'

Take the Pismo Beach
turn off.

Take the Pismo Beach turn off.
Aye-aye, Captain.

Aye-aye, Captain.

Aye-aye, Captain.

Aye-aye, Captain.

Aye-aye, Captain.

It's too late, Yogi.

We just missed the turn off.

Never mind, Boo-Boo boy.

'From the looks of the fog
I got a notion'

'we're already at the ocean.'

[all cheering]

(Yogi)
'We made it!'

(Augie Doggie)
'We're here.'

[all coughing]

(Augie Doggie)
'Hey, this ain't
no ordinary fog.'

'This fog is smog.'

(Huckleberry)
'And this ocean's no ocean.'

Oh, my, this is just what we're
trying to get away from.

Anchors aweigh!

But, Yogi, couldn't we just--

Not now, Boo-Boo.

We got to get out of here!

[whirring]

[instrumental music]

♪ We're on our way
to the perfect place ♪

♪ The perfect place ♪

- Here we go.
- Hang on, everybody.

♪ The skies are blue
the fields are green ♪

♪ Water sparkles
air is clean ♪

♪ Prettiest place
you've ever seen ♪

♪ Heh heh hey ♪

[whistle blowing]

♪ That's the perfectplace ♪

We're holding our course west
by south-west, Cap'n Noah.

Ooh, excellent, Yogi.

Steady as she goes

and the weather's
with us, Yogi.

We should make it
to the perfect place in no time.

Yeah, wherever it may be
in this great big sea.

At the rate we're going,
Cap'n Noah

I think we'll get to where
we started from even faster.

Hey, hey, hey,
we're going backwards.

(Noah)
'Ooh, oh, great barnacles!'

'We're aground on the back
of Moby Dick.'

'This is indeed a precarious
situation.'

Yeah. Hey, hey, yeah, and we're
in one heck of a spot too.

[dramatic music]

Hey, why don't you look
where we're going?

Hey, Smiley!

Are you trying to get us
smashed to smithereens?

Why, one sweep of that
tail would mean--

Curtains!

Well, someone will
have to wake Moby

uh, gently and explain
our predicament.

Aye-aye, captain.

This calls for a volunteer.

Okay, you guys, everybody
line up nice and smooth.

'Okay, the volunteer will
take one step forward.'

You're a brave man, Huck.

I am?

[instrumental music]

Couldn't we just, uh, make this
best two out of three?

[whirring]

Uh, how about
three out of five?

Five out of seven?

I, I never woke up
a whale before.

Don't worry, Huck. There is
a first time for everything.

Yeah, he's home alright.

[mumbling]

[yawning]

Easy, Huck, easy.

Hmm?

Oh, take it easy, Moby.

Everything is gonna be alright.

I hope.

Uh, you're bound to find
this out

sooner or later, Moby.

You got a ark on your back.

It's not something we, uh,
you know, necessarily planned

so, um, if you'll just
kindly set us down

we'll be on our way.

Okay.

Thanks, Moby.

You're a whale of a whale.

Arched away!

[whirring]

[splashing]

splash

Alright, for Moby,
let's hear our big cheer.

[all cheering]

Hey, hey, on to the perfect
place.

Aye-aye, captain.

So long, Moby.

Arrivederci.

Aloha andsayonara.

What'd I do? What did I do?

You did what you should never
do on the open sea.

Don't ever wave at a whale.

[splashing]

[instrumental music]

First time I ever
surfed on an ark.

- 'Yeow!'
- 'Hang on!'

'Oops'

[creaking]

There goes our chairs.

[music continues]

[scraping]

There goes Paul.

'So long, Paul.'

[scraping]

[music continues]

[mumbling]

Huh?

How did I get up here?

[music continues]

[scraping]

thud

[instrumental music]

Hey, hey, hey!
That was quite a ride.

Yes, that's what you
call putting the ark

through a real shake down
cruise, Yogi.

That's what I call a real
shake-up cruise.

Yeah, what's our location,
Boo-Boo?

I'm working on it, Yogi.

It'll take me a few
more seconds.

I'll tell you where we are.

'From the looks
of all that sand'

'we must've run aground
on a beach.'

Into my trunks I'll slip
and take my morning dip.

Uh...just a minute, Yogi.

Uh, there's something I think
you ought to know.

Later, Boo-Boo. Surf's up!

[instrumental music]

Hey, wait for us, Yogi.

We're coming too! Gangway.

Oh, where are we, Boo-Boo?

That's what I was trying
to tell Yogi, Cap'n Noah.

According to my calculations

'we're in the middle
of the Sahara Desert.'

Ooh, the Sahara Desert?

'Ooh. Oh, my goodness.'

'Ooh, the boys are in
for a long hot run.'

I hesitate to bring this up

but I think the ocean
is dried up.

The sun's so hot

I feel like a hot Doggie Daddy

with mustard.

Hey, let's stop for
some refreshments.

Oh, w-where? Where?

Over there.
"Sahara Dessert."

"Dessert"? Heh-heh,
that's Sahara Desert.

We're thousands of miles
from even a birdbath.

(all)
Oh, no!

Oh, boy.

I saw a movie once
in which the desert sun

played tricks on
some guy's very eyes

and made him see things
that wasn't there.

Oh, dear, I just know

something awful is
going to happen.

Ridiculous, poppycock.

It might happen
to some guy's eyes

but not to Yogi's eyes.

[eerie music]

Down on your knees, please.

Don't just stand there
in front of old King Tut.

Tut-tut-tut.

King Tut? Tut-tut-tut?

Oh, dear, I just knew

something awful would happen

[eerie music]

(all)
We are your slaves,
oh, mighty pharaoh.

Tut-tut, my good men.

Flattery will get you nowhere.

Hmm, Noah.

Haven't I heard that
name before?

(Augie Doggie)
'Isn't that you approaching
on yon boat?'

If that's me, uh,
then who am I?

Yogi, uh, fellas!

Hang on, we're coming!

[folk music]

The whole intrusion has been
nothing but a garage.

You mean mirage!

Hey, Cap'n Noah!

Yeah, you're a little late,
shipmate.

[instrumental music]

'An island!'

In the middle of the desert?

Land ho! Off the star, eh..

Over the port, uh, uh..

Up the, uh, eh,
hey, look!

An island in the desert?

It's not gonna happen
to me again.

That's just a mirage.

Oh-ho, no, Yogi.

It's an oasis.

[instrumental music]

(Yogi)
'Look at that real cool pool.'

Oh, it's perfect.

Boy, everything is
so green and clean.

It's perfect.

Hey, Top Cat

what's all that blue stuff?

(Top Cat)
'That's the sky, Benny.
Clear blue sky.'

(all)
It's perfect!

Friends, I think we found it.

The perfect place.

Yay, gangway!

- We're here!
- We made it.

It's beautiful.

[instrumental music]

[chomping]

If there's anything better

than wide open spaces

it's this here oasis.

thump thump thump

bonk

I'll get it.

swoosh

Well, Cap'n Noah

everything's looking rosy.

We're all settled in
comfy-cozy.

Oh, heh, heh, heh, yes, Yogi.

We found the perfect place.

screech

[rumbling]

[dramatic music]

No smog, no litter, no noise!

'It's the wolf! It's the wolf!'

I mean, it's a dragon.
I saw a fire breathing dragon!

(all)
A fire breathing dragon?

A dragon? Ooh!

But wait, there's no reason
for alarm.

Remember? This is
the perfect place.

'The dragon is bound
to be friendly.'

'Oh, come, Yogi, we'll go
make friends with him.'

Aye-aye, Cap'n Noah.

After you.

[birds chirping]

I don't see no
fire breathing dragon.

Ooh, there it is.

(Yogi)
'That's no fire breathing
dragon.'

(Noah)
'It's worse, Yogi.'

'It's a smoke breathing
mechanical monster.'

Let's shift into gear
and get out of here!

thump thump thump

[instrumental music]

[clanging]

[music continues]

clang clang thump thump thud

thud

[snoring]

[rumbling]

[thumping]

thud

They can't do this to us.

Ooh, we were here first.

(Noah)
'Ooh, we're surrounded, Yogi.'

'We're being crowded out.'

Now, hear this.
Now, hear this.

Full steam up!

bonk

[whirring]

[instrumental music]

♪ We're on our way
to the perfect place ♪

♪ The perfect place ♪

- Here we go.
- Hang on, everybody.

♪ The skies are blue
the fields are green ♪

♪ Water sparkles
air is clean ♪

♪ Prettiest place
you've ever seen ♪

♪ Heh heh hey ♪

[whistle blowing]

♪ That's the perfectplace ♪

[instrumental music]

It's a disgrace what they did
to our perfect place.

Well, evidently it wasn't
the perfect place.

But cheer up, Yogi,
we'll find it.

You mean there's still hope?

Ooh, there's always hope, Yogi.

But, Yogi, uh, Cap'n Noah,
why don't we just--

Not now, Boo-Boo.

We're heading
for the perfect place.

[instrumental music]

[whirring]

[music continues]

Phew.

thud

bonk thud

Okay, let's keep it moving.

Uh, get in there, Hardy.

Right, coach.

Hardy, Hardy, ra-ra-ra!

Oh my, I'm pooped.

thud

Okay, Lippy, you're next.

Thanks, coach.

Lippy, Lippy, ra-ra-ra!

What's our position, Boo-Boo?

Uh, according to my calculations

we've just passed over
South America.

Attention, crow's nest.

'This is Cap'n Noah.'

Huh, what?

'Any sign of the perfect place,
So-So?'

Perfect place?
Perfect place?

No, not yet, captain,
nothing in sight.

Whoops!

[instrumental music]

Oh! Ooh! Oh, good heavens!

What's happening?
We're falling!

The engine stopped, Yogi.

We're out of gas.

But how can we be out of gas?

We're running on animal power.

'Well, hang on, everybody.'

'We're heading
for a forced landing.'

(Yogi)
'Hey, Cap'n Noah, uh'

'looks like there's
a spot up ahead.'

'Uh, looks smooth as ice.'

'Yeah, matter of fact,
it is ice.'

thud

[ice creaking]

[instrumental music]

(Boo-Boo)
'Gee, Quick Draw,
e-everything in this place'

'is made of ice.'

(Yogi)
'Yeah. It's an ice place.'

'A nice ice place!'

(Noah)
'Why, it's a winter wonderland.'

Friends, maybe this is it.

Maybe this is the perfect place.

Yeah, uh, but it's kind of
a plain place, isn't it?

Ooh, heh, that's what
makes it so perfect, Yogi.

We can each build
our own environment.

Okay, fellas.

We have been chosen to break
ground for Snow City.

Hey, dear old dad.

I bet this is
the first time

'a city has started out
by going to the dogs.'

That's my boy who said that.

But I'll pretend
I didn't hear it.

[instrumental music]

[scraping]

[rocks rumbling]

thud thud thud

[music continues]

[rumbling]

[music continues]

Oh, here comes Snow City's

first national environmental
abode.

[instrumental music]

chomp

Well, fellas, what do you think?

(Yogi)
'Yeah, I think
it's real cool.'

(Boo-Boo)
'Gee, Cap'n Noah,
it sure is beautiful.'

Well, no mistake
about it this time.

This is the perfect place.

This is the first time I've ever
putted on a white green.

[instrumental music]

bonk

Phew!

This is the first time

I've ever been run over
by a golf ball.

[instrumental music]

[creaking]

[clanging]

Golly! Them overalls
only lasted 40 years.

They just don't make 'em
like they used to.

[instrumental music]

thud

[music continues]

Batter up, Yogi.

Atta boy, Boo-Boo.

Put it right over
the old plate.

clunk

[creaking]

Of course, uh, the perfect place

has a few simple problems.

But there are nothing
like the problems

'we left behind, huh, Noah?'

Ooh, right, Yogi.

No smog, no litter

no pollution whatsoever.

[engine whirring]

[ominous music]

'It's the abominable snowman.'

(Noah)
'Ooh, no. It's worse.'

'It's the abominable
snow plough.'

[vehicles rumbling]

[music continues]

[revving]

[music continues]

[clanking]

Cap'n Noah, uh,
it's happened again.

(Noah)
'Quick, to the ark.'

'Full steam up!'

[instrumental music]

[ship sputtering]

[whirring]

[music continues]

It sure gets dark
in these here parts.

Uh, Yogi

I think I have an explanation
for that.

Well, don't wait.
Illustrate.

Uh, did anyone ever tell you
you're light on your feet?

Pretty neat, hee-hee.

There's an explanation
for that too, Yogi.

We're weightless.

Look down below.

(Noah)
'Ooh, oh, dear, ooh, my.'

'Ooh, we must have
full steamed up'

'a little too far up.'

(Yogi)
'Hey, what do you know.'

'There's a full Earth
out tonight.'

- A full Earth?
- That's right, Yogi.

We're in outer space.

Boy, I've heard
of far out places

but this is even farther out.

Yeah!

Talk about wide open spaces.

How wide can you get?

Hey, Quick Draw.

Isn't that the Big Dipper?

(Quick Draw)
'It sure is, Baba Looey.'

Heavens to Murgatroyd

there's a question in my mind
I've always wanted to settle.

Is it or isn't it?

[instrumental music]

splash

[slurps]

It is!

The Big Dipper is full of milk

from the Milky Way yet.

Hey, you know

this outer space
is quite a place.

Yeah, Yogi, there's
no smog up here.

Ooh, yes, and, and have you
noticed it's perfectly quiet.

With no litter anywhere.

And it's perfectly beautiful.

Hmm. I wonder.

(Noah)
'Well, why not?'

Why, it's perfectly clear.

We're here.

(all)
It's the perfect place!

[instrumental music]

♪ We're on our way
to the perfect place ♪

♪ The perfect place ♪

- 'Here we go.'
- 'Hang on, everybody.'

♪ The skies are blue
the fields are green ♪

♪ Water sparkles
air is clean ♪

(Yogi)
'Prettiest place
you've ever seen.'

'Hey, hey hey!'

♪ That's the perfectplace ♪

Don't...mm-hmm, hey, you gotta
watch those fast stops.

[snoring]

[both laughing]

Hey, where'd you little fellas
get the green cheese?

You don't suppose..

'Ask silly question.'

[Huckleberry chuckling]

Hey, Quick Draw.

Did you ever see so many stars?

Yeah, Baba boy.

It's like a sky full of spurs.

Well, dear old dad

you've always wanted
a room with a view.

That's my boy who said that.

Hm, some view.

I've always dreamed of a door

with a star on it.

Now, I got a star
with a door on it.

Well, this is the life,
huh, Yogi?

There's nothing like
peace and quiet.

Everyone ought to try it.

[explosion]

Uh-oh. Uh, I wonder what's up,
uh, down there?

(Boo-Boo)
'They're launching a rocket,
Yogi.'

whoosh

'Look, t-they're launching
another one'

'and another one'

'and another one.'

whoosh

whoosh

This must be a space freeway.

[coughing]

Yeah, I can tell. I can tell.

[coughs]

My nose is clogged with smog.

[coughing]

[rocket whooshing]

(Boo-Boo)
'Look at all the junk.'

'Missiles, sputniks'

'docking platforms.'

[rockets beeping]

Yeah, we're running
out of space.

[instrumental music]

Ooh, quick, everybody

all aboard the ark.

Yeah, yeah, we're running
out of space.

That's right.
Let's go, Yogi.

Exit, stage down.

Hurry up, Quick Draw.

I'm hurrying, Baba Looey.
I'm hurrying!

Now, hear this,
full steam down.

[whirring]

[instrumental music]

[splashing]

[instrumental music]

♪ We're on our way
to the perfect place ♪

♪ The perfect place ♪

- Here we go.
- Hang on, everybody.

♪ The skies are blue
the fields are green ♪

♪ Water sparkles
air is clean ♪

♪ Prettiest place
you've ever seen ♪

♪ Heh heh hey ♪

[whistle blows]

♪ That's the perfectplace ♪

[instrumental music]

splash

splash

Hey, cookie, that slice
is kind of thin, isn't it?

My dear sir, if you think
you can do any better

be my guest.

Baloney.

[instrumental music]

Anyone ever tell you
you look like a gorilla?

bonk

thump

Oh, dear

I just know
trouble's brewing.

Oh, shut up.

Yogi, may I make
a suggestion?

Not now, Boo-Boo.
We got trouble.

'Our crew is beginning to get
disheartened, disgruntled'

'and discombobulated.'

(Noah)
'Ooh, you're right, Yogi,
we need something'

'to pull us back
together again.'

[gasps]

[whistles]

And here it comes.

[dramatic music]

Uh, looks like we're in
for quite a blow, captain.

Ooh, it's worse than that,
Yogi, it's a typhoon.

'Uh, batten down them..'

'Ooh, uh, secure this..'

'Ooh, ooh, hang on!'

[ship creaking]

[music continues]

bonk

Thanks, old friend.

[waves crashing]

Hardy! Hardy!

Oh, I knew it.

Hang in there, old buddy.

bonk

Thanks, Lippy.

I just knew you wouldn't
let me down.

Forget it, buddy.

[instrumental music]

[lightning]

Hard to port.

[lightning]

(Noah)
'Ooh! Uh, hard to starboard.'

Likewise I fear
it's hard to steer.

[dramatic music]

[lightning continues]

thwack

Heh, heh, what you know,
Cap'n Noah.

The old ark is still
in one piece.

Oh, yes, Yogi, we've made it
so far.

But here comes the real test.

[wind howling]

[intense music]

[water dripping]

[creaking]

[wind whistling]

[instrumental music]

You think this could be--

Don't even say it.

Do you think we finally--

Uh-uh-uh.

But it's our, i-it's
got that, every..

It, i-it seems like..

But we've been disappointed
twice already, Top Cat.

But third time's a charm.

And three strikes
and you're out.

Maybe we better send a scout
to check it out.

Ooh, right, Yogi.

We'll send Yakky.

I'm on my way.

[instrumental music]

whoosh

Here he comes, it's Yakky.
He's coming back.

[all cheering]

(Yogi)
'He's carrying something.'

Ooh, he's dropping it.

[clanging]

[trees creaking]

[rumbling]

[instrumental music]

[vehicles whirring]

[music continues]

There's no such place
as the perfect place.

The whole world is doomed
to obstruction.

We've been everywhere,
Cap'n Noah.

There's no place left to go.

But,Yogi, uh, I've been
trying to tell you why--

Not now, Boo-Boo boy,
I'm about to cry.

[murmuring]

- Dear old dad.
- Later, son.

I think I'm gonna cry too.

Hey, Quick Draw..
Oh, forget it.

[whispering]

Ooh, heh, why of course,
Boo-Boo.

Why didn't I, I mean,
why didn't we, oh-oh..

Yes, of course, you kids
are absolutely right.

Now, hear this, everyone,
now, hear this.

'There is a perfect place
after all.'

Hm, um, mm, there is?

- There is?
- There is?

There is?

(all)
There is?

Uh, but, Boo-Boo boy

if there is a perfect place

where is it?

Well, Yogi, that's what

we've been trying
to tell everyone.

'The perfect place..'

'...is back home.'

Home, Boo-Boo boy?

Yeah, but home is
where the mess is.

All it's left there
is smog and litter

and water pollution, and--

Right, Yogi

but what if we clean it up?

Well, then, it would be
the perfect place.

Hey, heh-heh, what'd I say?

We can clean up our alley
and the whole city.

Then it would be
the perfect place too.

We'll clean up
"Them Thar Hills."

[mumbling]

Make it nice and spick and span.

Right, it's up to us.

We can each make our home
the perfect place.

[all cheering]

(Noah)
'Anchors, uh, hoist,
eh, cast, eh..'

'Ooh, full steam ahead.'

'We're going home.'

[instrumental music]

♪ We're on our way
to the perfect place ♪

♪ The perfect place ♪

- We're on our way.
- We're going home.

♪ The skies are blue
the fields are green ♪

♪ Water sparkles
air is clean ♪

♪ Prettiest place
you've ever seen ♪

♪ Hey hey hey ♪

[whistle blows]

♪ That's the perfectplace ♪

[instrumental music]

[music continues]

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