Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003–2010): Season 5, Episode 2 - Demons and Dragons - full transcript
Demons and Dragons: The Turtles begin training with the mysterious Ninja Tribunal, experimenting with new powers and weapons despite Splinter's reservations, not to mention his portentous dreams of their demise!
[ panting ]
[ grunts ]
Leo!
Run!
[ laughs ]
[ yelling ]
Oh! My sons!
No!
Master Yoshi?
[ screams ]
No!
[ snoring ]
What have you
gotten yourselves into?
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Turtles, count it off!
1, 2, 3, 4!
- ♪ Turtles!
- ♪ Mutant chain reaction
- ♪ Turtles!
- ♪ Never let us down
- ♪ Turtles!
- ♪ Ninjutsu action
- ♪ Turtles!
- ♪ It's a shell of a town
Turtles, count it off!
- One!
- ♪ Leonardo's always
in control ♪
- Two!
- ♪ The wise guy
is Michelangelo ♪
- Three!
- ♪ Donatello, he's
the brains of the bunch ♪
- Four!
- ♪ Count on Raphael
to throw the first punch ♪
- ♪ I love bein'
- ♪ I love bein'
♪ I love bein' a turtle
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Turtles, count it off!
1, 2, 3, 4!
- ♪ Turtles!
- ♪ There's no one better
- ♪ Turtles!
- ♪ Watch out for Shredder
- ♪ Turtles!
- ♪ They're like no others
- ♪ Turtles!
- ♪ Those teenage brothers
- 1, 2, 3, 4!
- 1, 2, 3, 4!
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
[ echoing ]
♪ Turtles, Turtles
Michelangelo:
Last ones to Ninja Class
is a rotten acolyte!
Raphael:
Yeah, another day, alas,
with the Ninja Tribunal.
Hold me back.
Well, we're here.
Where is our Shisho?
Hope it's not Juto.
Your lack of skill and rank
breath make me want to retch!
Or check it.
Hisomi-Shisho, the ninja
who ate Japan!
[ laughing ]
Send more sushi!
Mikey, psst.
[ laughs ]
He's right behind me,
isn't he?
[ chuckles ]
Hey, teach.
Does this go on
my permanent record?
Hisomi-san?
Uh, huh?
Um, Hisomi-Shisho, I...
I don't understand.
Ow!
If you spent less time talking
and more time thinking,
perhaps you would.
Master Hisomi.
Ancient One!
I will assist Hisomi-Shisho,
for I too was once
Hisomi-Shisho's pupil in
the Shadow Craft of Stealth.
Hisomi-Shisho
does not speak,
for he embodies the three
pillars of ninjitsu.
Speed, secrecy and
silence, Michelangelo.
- Huh?
- Blessed silence.
He says today you will
learn how to cross
the honored Tatsu Bridge
200 yards long
and do so unseen.
Zero cover, direct sun,
creaky old boards?
[ wooshing, gasping ]
Donatello:
No way.
Yes, way, young turtle.
Whoa.
Incredible.
That did not just happen!
All things are possible
when mind, body and spirit
are harnessed to
complete the same task.
That did not
just happen again!
Hisomi-Shisho requires
a volunteer.
Hard to be silent when
you make all those
sounds, Leo.
Uh...
Oh, boy.
Focus inward, Michelangelo.
See the world only
as light and fog.
Find your chi and
imagine it as rushing wind.
Powerful, free-flowing,
invisible and
serious for once, yes?
How are we gonna learn anything
from all the way back here?
Safety precaution, Leonardo.
Remember your Japanese.
Tatsu means...
Dragon, the Dragon River.
Okay, breathing,
feeling the stealth...
Uh...Sneak into
my heart, kind of.
Hey! I'm focusing here!
Silent, stealthy.
Oh, boy.
Yeah!
[ board creaks, echoes ]
[ growling ]
Okay, whatever that is,
it doesn't sound good!
Ah! It's not good!
It's not good!
Oh, shell!
1, 2, 3, 4!
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
[ roars ]
[ screams ]
[ whimpers ]
Move it!
Mikey needs our help!
Form a perimeter!
[ grunts ]
[ shouting ]
Leo! Faraji!
Let's kick some shell!
[ grunting ]
[ shouting ]
Let 'em go!
I'm the one who touched
your stupid bridge!
[ shouts ]
Huh?
Wow!
You--wow!
[ grunting ]
Um, Hisomi-san,
can I have a do-over?
Ow!
[ grumbles ]
Geez, tough crowd.
If the Tribunal thinks
a water-burping dragon
is a teaching aid, then
sign me up for home schooling!
I cannot believe you were
set against the Tatsu spirit.
It was rash and careless.
What's your beef with
the Tribunal, sensei?
Old wounds are slow to heal.
Learn what you can
from the Tribunal
for you will need it when
the Dark One comes to battle.
But remember, they will
not hesitate to sacrifice you
if it serves their purpose.
So here, more than ever,
you must stick together
as a family.
Promise me, my sons.
All turtles:
Yes, Master Splinter.
The weapon is
not simply a tool.
It is an extension
of skill, of body.
I can only pray that
the Great Darkness never comes.
But if it does,
you cannot fight it
with bits of tin and wood!
You need stronger weapons forged
to strike at your enemies
both physically
and mystically.
[ grunting ]
The spirit-forge, maggots,
fueled by the breath of
four great dragons.
Shisho or no Shisho,
he better lay off
that maggot business.
Those worthy will find
what they seek within.
Those unworthy,
incomprehensible pain.
Now who dares?
No one?
Ha, I expected as much from
the rodent's misbegotten pets.
That's it!
I know you're not talking
smack about Master Splinter!
You want worthy?
Well, get ready
for mean and green!
[ gasping ]
Oops!
Raph!
1, 2, 3, 4!
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
1, 2, 3, 4!
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- Raph!
- Raph, no!
That didn't tickle.
Well done, simpleton.
Indignant rage suits you.
Show me what gifts
the forge has granted.
I got this.
Anri, I cannot believe it!
Worms, use the forge now!
Excellent.
The Spirit Forge has granted
you great gifts.
By the Gods.
Inazuma, which commands
lightning from the heavens.
Byakko, the hungry ghost
who calls the cleaving wind.
Banrai, which can shatter
mountains with its thunder.
Gunshin, commanding the white
flame of the Dragon King.
These are the Fangs
of the Dragon forged
for champions, legends!
What about Leo?
What does that mean?
What happened?
With the Fangs of the Dragon
at your command,
you will discover powers
transcendent of your
wildest imaginings.
[ rumbling ]
Juto-Shisho!
The first artifact
has been found!
The one that was stolen?
The artifact lies on
the banks of the Kawachi River
guarded by Kappa Tengu.
The Dark One's demons are
poised to claim our prize!
Excuse me?
Did she say demons?
The appearance of the Fangs
is a good omen.
Send the urchins.
Do not return
without the cask,
for if it falls into the hands
of the Dark One's harrows,
they will be one step closer
to resurrecting their master.
We won't fail you!
[ growling ]
Leonardo:
There it is,
the stolen artifact!
Raphael:
And a whole lot of ugly!
Michelangelo:
Come on, Raph.
That's no way to talk
about your real family.
They are Kappa Tengu,
river demons.
I forgot to bone up on
demonology before we were
shanghaied.
Ideas?
- Hit hard!
- Hit fast!
I know.
Stealth mode.
I'll pull a Hisomi
and snatch the cask
at ninja speed before
Bobo can say banana!
A fancy set of chucks doesn't
make you Hisomi, Mikey.
Let's stay in the real world.
Real world this!
Focusing, stealthing.
[ growling ]
How cool is that?
I...
I love being a turtle!
[ growling ]
Uh-oh.
[ grunting ]
[ roaring ]
Ah!
All right!
It's go time!
Get Mikey out of there
and grab the artifact!
[ shouting ]
Huh? Where'd they...
[ growling ]
Raphael:
Somebody please tell me that's
Kappa for "we surrender"!
1, 2, 3, 4!
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
[ growling ]
[ grunting ]
The water!
They can travel
through the water!
[ grunting ]
Ugh!
Ah!
Joi!
[ grunting ]
Come on! Focus!
[ shouts ]
[ panting ]
[ grunting ]
Adam! Tora!
Here goes nothing!
Cleaving wind!
Normally, I'd like to
understand how an arsenal
of magic weapons
works before using it.
But today,
I'll make an exception!
[ whimpering ]
[ yells ]
Come on, Inazuma!
I'm never giving these back!
[ growling ]
I got it, guys!
Let's get outta here!
[ growling ]
It's the water!
We have to cut them off
from the river!
Use the Dragon King's fire,
Faraji!
To stop a river?
That's impossible.
Nothing is impossible!
Gunjin, ha!
[ screaming ]
[ groaning ]
Leo!
[ grunting ]
Yo, Shishos!
We got wounded!
My sons!
Leonardo!
Put him down.
Drink, my son.
The cask? Has it opened?
Is it damaged?
Whoa!
But, Master,
Leonardo is injured.
You should have left him if
it put the cask in jeopardy.
But, sensei, I--
he saved our lives, Master.
And the cask,
without Leonardo...
Your lives are
meaningless compared
to these artifacts, Acolyte.
You heartless monster!
Have you no compassion
for those who would give
their lives for you?
You are no better than
the snarling wretches
who serve the Evil One!
Our ways are our own!
But you and your sons
deserve to know this.
The evil that threatens this
world overshadows everything.
Compassion, our own lives,
even honor.
If we fail, the world
will fall...
Fall to him.
[ gasping ]
The Shredder?
[ grunts ]
Leo!
Run!
[ laughs ]
[ yelling ]
Oh! My sons!
No!
Master Yoshi?
[ screams ]
No!
[ snoring ]
What have you
gotten yourselves into?
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Turtles, count it off!
1, 2, 3, 4!
- ♪ Turtles!
- ♪ Mutant chain reaction
- ♪ Turtles!
- ♪ Never let us down
- ♪ Turtles!
- ♪ Ninjutsu action
- ♪ Turtles!
- ♪ It's a shell of a town
Turtles, count it off!
- One!
- ♪ Leonardo's always
in control ♪
- Two!
- ♪ The wise guy
is Michelangelo ♪
- Three!
- ♪ Donatello, he's
the brains of the bunch ♪
- Four!
- ♪ Count on Raphael
to throw the first punch ♪
- ♪ I love bein'
- ♪ I love bein'
♪ I love bein' a turtle
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Turtles, count it off!
1, 2, 3, 4!
- ♪ Turtles!
- ♪ There's no one better
- ♪ Turtles!
- ♪ Watch out for Shredder
- ♪ Turtles!
- ♪ They're like no others
- ♪ Turtles!
- ♪ Those teenage brothers
- 1, 2, 3, 4!
- 1, 2, 3, 4!
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
[ echoing ]
♪ Turtles, Turtles
Michelangelo:
Last ones to Ninja Class
is a rotten acolyte!
Raphael:
Yeah, another day, alas,
with the Ninja Tribunal.
Hold me back.
Well, we're here.
Where is our Shisho?
Hope it's not Juto.
Your lack of skill and rank
breath make me want to retch!
Or check it.
Hisomi-Shisho, the ninja
who ate Japan!
[ laughing ]
Send more sushi!
Mikey, psst.
[ laughs ]
He's right behind me,
isn't he?
[ chuckles ]
Hey, teach.
Does this go on
my permanent record?
Hisomi-san?
Uh, huh?
Um, Hisomi-Shisho, I...
I don't understand.
Ow!
If you spent less time talking
and more time thinking,
perhaps you would.
Master Hisomi.
Ancient One!
I will assist Hisomi-Shisho,
for I too was once
Hisomi-Shisho's pupil in
the Shadow Craft of Stealth.
Hisomi-Shisho
does not speak,
for he embodies the three
pillars of ninjitsu.
Speed, secrecy and
silence, Michelangelo.
- Huh?
- Blessed silence.
He says today you will
learn how to cross
the honored Tatsu Bridge
200 yards long
and do so unseen.
Zero cover, direct sun,
creaky old boards?
[ wooshing, gasping ]
Donatello:
No way.
Yes, way, young turtle.
Whoa.
Incredible.
That did not just happen!
All things are possible
when mind, body and spirit
are harnessed to
complete the same task.
That did not
just happen again!
Hisomi-Shisho requires
a volunteer.
Hard to be silent when
you make all those
sounds, Leo.
Uh...
Oh, boy.
Focus inward, Michelangelo.
See the world only
as light and fog.
Find your chi and
imagine it as rushing wind.
Powerful, free-flowing,
invisible and
serious for once, yes?
How are we gonna learn anything
from all the way back here?
Safety precaution, Leonardo.
Remember your Japanese.
Tatsu means...
Dragon, the Dragon River.
Okay, breathing,
feeling the stealth...
Uh...Sneak into
my heart, kind of.
Hey! I'm focusing here!
Silent, stealthy.
Oh, boy.
Yeah!
[ board creaks, echoes ]
[ growling ]
Okay, whatever that is,
it doesn't sound good!
Ah! It's not good!
It's not good!
Oh, shell!
1, 2, 3, 4!
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
[ roars ]
[ screams ]
[ whimpers ]
Move it!
Mikey needs our help!
Form a perimeter!
[ grunts ]
[ shouting ]
Leo! Faraji!
Let's kick some shell!
[ grunting ]
[ shouting ]
Let 'em go!
I'm the one who touched
your stupid bridge!
[ shouts ]
Huh?
Wow!
You--wow!
[ grunting ]
Um, Hisomi-san,
can I have a do-over?
Ow!
[ grumbles ]
Geez, tough crowd.
If the Tribunal thinks
a water-burping dragon
is a teaching aid, then
sign me up for home schooling!
I cannot believe you were
set against the Tatsu spirit.
It was rash and careless.
What's your beef with
the Tribunal, sensei?
Old wounds are slow to heal.
Learn what you can
from the Tribunal
for you will need it when
the Dark One comes to battle.
But remember, they will
not hesitate to sacrifice you
if it serves their purpose.
So here, more than ever,
you must stick together
as a family.
Promise me, my sons.
All turtles:
Yes, Master Splinter.
The weapon is
not simply a tool.
It is an extension
of skill, of body.
I can only pray that
the Great Darkness never comes.
But if it does,
you cannot fight it
with bits of tin and wood!
You need stronger weapons forged
to strike at your enemies
both physically
and mystically.
[ grunting ]
The spirit-forge, maggots,
fueled by the breath of
four great dragons.
Shisho or no Shisho,
he better lay off
that maggot business.
Those worthy will find
what they seek within.
Those unworthy,
incomprehensible pain.
Now who dares?
No one?
Ha, I expected as much from
the rodent's misbegotten pets.
That's it!
I know you're not talking
smack about Master Splinter!
You want worthy?
Well, get ready
for mean and green!
[ gasping ]
Oops!
Raph!
1, 2, 3, 4!
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
1, 2, 3, 4!
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- Raph!
- Raph, no!
That didn't tickle.
Well done, simpleton.
Indignant rage suits you.
Show me what gifts
the forge has granted.
I got this.
Anri, I cannot believe it!
Worms, use the forge now!
Excellent.
The Spirit Forge has granted
you great gifts.
By the Gods.
Inazuma, which commands
lightning from the heavens.
Byakko, the hungry ghost
who calls the cleaving wind.
Banrai, which can shatter
mountains with its thunder.
Gunshin, commanding the white
flame of the Dragon King.
These are the Fangs
of the Dragon forged
for champions, legends!
What about Leo?
What does that mean?
What happened?
With the Fangs of the Dragon
at your command,
you will discover powers
transcendent of your
wildest imaginings.
[ rumbling ]
Juto-Shisho!
The first artifact
has been found!
The one that was stolen?
The artifact lies on
the banks of the Kawachi River
guarded by Kappa Tengu.
The Dark One's demons are
poised to claim our prize!
Excuse me?
Did she say demons?
The appearance of the Fangs
is a good omen.
Send the urchins.
Do not return
without the cask,
for if it falls into the hands
of the Dark One's harrows,
they will be one step closer
to resurrecting their master.
We won't fail you!
[ growling ]
Leonardo:
There it is,
the stolen artifact!
Raphael:
And a whole lot of ugly!
Michelangelo:
Come on, Raph.
That's no way to talk
about your real family.
They are Kappa Tengu,
river demons.
I forgot to bone up on
demonology before we were
shanghaied.
Ideas?
- Hit hard!
- Hit fast!
I know.
Stealth mode.
I'll pull a Hisomi
and snatch the cask
at ninja speed before
Bobo can say banana!
A fancy set of chucks doesn't
make you Hisomi, Mikey.
Let's stay in the real world.
Real world this!
Focusing, stealthing.
[ growling ]
How cool is that?
I...
I love being a turtle!
[ growling ]
Uh-oh.
[ grunting ]
[ roaring ]
Ah!
All right!
It's go time!
Get Mikey out of there
and grab the artifact!
[ shouting ]
Huh? Where'd they...
[ growling ]
Raphael:
Somebody please tell me that's
Kappa for "we surrender"!
1, 2, 3, 4!
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
[ growling ]
[ grunting ]
The water!
They can travel
through the water!
[ grunting ]
Ugh!
Ah!
Joi!
[ grunting ]
Come on! Focus!
[ shouts ]
[ panting ]
[ grunting ]
Adam! Tora!
Here goes nothing!
Cleaving wind!
Normally, I'd like to
understand how an arsenal
of magic weapons
works before using it.
But today,
I'll make an exception!
[ whimpering ]
[ yells ]
Come on, Inazuma!
I'm never giving these back!
[ growling ]
I got it, guys!
Let's get outta here!
[ growling ]
It's the water!
We have to cut them off
from the river!
Use the Dragon King's fire,
Faraji!
To stop a river?
That's impossible.
Nothing is impossible!
Gunjin, ha!
[ screaming ]
[ groaning ]
Leo!
[ grunting ]
Yo, Shishos!
We got wounded!
My sons!
Leonardo!
Put him down.
Drink, my son.
The cask? Has it opened?
Is it damaged?
Whoa!
But, Master,
Leonardo is injured.
You should have left him if
it put the cask in jeopardy.
But, sensei, I--
he saved our lives, Master.
And the cask,
without Leonardo...
Your lives are
meaningless compared
to these artifacts, Acolyte.
You heartless monster!
Have you no compassion
for those who would give
their lives for you?
You are no better than
the snarling wretches
who serve the Evil One!
Our ways are our own!
But you and your sons
deserve to know this.
The evil that threatens this
world overshadows everything.
Compassion, our own lives,
even honor.
If we fail, the world
will fall...
Fall to him.
[ gasping ]
The Shredder?