Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 4, Episode 35 - Episode #4.35 - full transcript

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

Attention, Titans.

Today is Career Day!

All right! Whoo!

I didn't know
today was a holiday.

♪ Career Day ♪

We gets the day off, baby!

Day off? Holiday?
What are you talking about?

Career Day is the opposite
of a holiday.

It is a day dedicated entirely
to the consideration of work.

Ooh, like the Labor Day?

We get the day off!

Stop that! Career Day and
Labor Day are different.

Career Day is the day
you pick your career.

Which is the soul-crushing job that
you'll do for the rest of your life.

But we already have the careers.

Yeah. We're superheroes.

Mmm, not for much longer.
Remember we are the "Teen Titans."

Once you're no longer teens, you will all
be kicked out to live on the streets.

That's cold.

The world is an uncaring place.

Now, let's get
Career Day started!

What would you like
your careers to be?

I wanna be a dancer!

My career dream is to be
a friend to all the kitties.

I don't care what I does as long
as I does it with my best friend.

- Same here, bro.
- No, no, no!

Dreams do not pay the bills.

What you need are sensible,
boring, soul-crushing jobs.

You don't see me
chasing my dream

of being a professional
basketball player.

Well, now,
that's just unrealistic.

You do not meet
the height requirement.

I'm tall enough to ball.

Professional basketball
is just really competitive.

Especially if you're short.

My point is, following a dream

is a one-way ticket to the garbage
dump called disappointment.


Since you're all delusional, I
will pick your careers for you.

Raven, you're going to be
a dentist.

You get to put your hands
inside other people's mouths

and fix their disgusting teeth.

- Both hands?
- Up to you.

Starfire, you're going to be
a civil engineer.

That means you'll be responsible

for designing and managing
construction projects.

That indeed sounds
the soul-crushing.

Beast Boy, Cyborg,

you're going to be CEO's of
multi-million-dollar corporations.

- Can we do it together?
- No!

The world of business
is ruthless!

Your goal is to make profits,
not friends!

I don't want to do that
for the rest of my life!

Yes! You're finally getting
into the spirit of Career Day.

Now, waste your life away doing a job you hate!

So, you've got a toothache, huh?

Let's take a look. Open wide.

Wider. I need to get
both my hands in there.

That's one.


There we go.
Now, let's see.


Uh, yup, you've got a cavity.
Gonna have to drill it.

I know. I'd rather be
somewhere else too.

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

Oh, sorry.

But at least
your toothache is gone.


I'm really glad I followed
my passion for dancing.

Mama got that dentist money now!

As you can see,
we've leveraged our assets

and increased them good profits.

Business is booming. We've got
all these net gains happening now.

This is another nice chart.
As you can see, this arrow is pointing up.

We're going
big league here, guys.

And that concludes
the presentation.

Thank you for your time.

♪ My bro is someplace ♪

♪ Thinking about me and my cute, cute face ♪

♪ My bro, where you at? ♪

♪ I know you're thinking about me ♪

♪ Boo-yah to that ♪

- ♪ My bro ♪
- CYBORG: ♪ Yeah, buddy ♪

- ♪ There you are ♪
- CYBORG: ♪ Here I am ♪

♪ Looking right at me, how bizarre ♪

♪ My bro, I love you so ♪

♪ Your sweet eyebrows ♪

♪ Your bad mustachio ♪

♪ My bro ♪

♪ My bro ♪

♪ My bro ♪

♪ My bro ♪

Bro, I can'ts take it no more!

Being big businessmens
ain't mean a thing

if we can't be
big businessmens together!

I know, dude! But the world of
business is ruthless, remember?

We can't afford to...

We can't afford to be friends.

Forget that! I says
we merge our companies.

But your company makes fans
and my company makes couches.

How are we supposed
to merge that?

Fan couches, yo.


We did it, dude!

Just goes to show, you can
follow your passion in life

and still be successful!

That's what's up!

- He's living the dream, yo!

I am sorry, Mrs. Kitty,

but I can no longer play.

For I must engineer the civils.

Let us see.

The skyscraper should be the tall.

Also, it should have the
windows for the seeing of out.

And it shall certainly have
the waterslide

for when the occupants wish
to slide on the water.

Now, I will add
the wings so it can fly!

Oh, and do not think I forgot
to give the building a face.

Oh, Mrs. Kitty.

I have designed the most
wonderful of skyscrapers,

but no one will build it.

You look like
the fuzzy construction worker.

An idea has suddenly formed
in my pre-frontal cortex.

It is incredible that no one
thought to employ the kitten cats

as the construction
workers before.

They always do the landing
on their feet.

And the nine lives are also
useful on the construction site.

I have succeeded at my career

and I have fulfilled my dream of
becoming a friend to all the kitties.

I believe this calls
for the whoop-whoop-whoop.

Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!

Meow, meow, meow, meow!

Meow, whoop, meow, whoop-whoop!


- So, how was Career Day, Titans?
- It was awesome!

Beast Boy and I merged
our businesses

and now we're more successful
than ever!

We is best friends
and business partners, y'all!

I was able to combine dentistry and dancing.

And I employed the kitten cats
to build the building.

So, you're saying you can follow your
passion and have a successful career?

That's right, yo!


I didn't think it was possible.

Titans, you have inspired me
to follow my dream!

I am going to be a
professional basketball player!

- No, Robin.
- You're way too short.

- That's just unrealistic.
- Get yourself a real job, fool.