Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 4, Episode 11 - Movie Night - full transcript

It's Movie Night, and the Titans have a hard time deciding who gets to choose which movie they watch.

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

♪ Tonight's my night, it's my movie night ♪

♪ I rhyme night with knight,
'cause the mood is tight ♪

♪ Gonna do us right, it's my movie night

♪ It's my movie night,
it's my movie night ♪

♪ It's my movie night ♪

What? Dude, tonight is my
turn to pick the flick.

- Hardly.
- Both wrong. It's mine.

- Heck, no!
- You are all mistaken.

It has been three of the weeks since
I have chosen the moving pictures,

and my selection will truly
bust the blocks.

Tonight, we will be watching
the Frightmare Circus 3.

A hilarious tale of a hungry clown mutant

who's having quite the hard
time catching his meals

because they keep running away.

- No way, man.
I want something with action.

Laser, explosions!

Something like Bomb Hackerz.

Ew. We should watch
Knock, Knock, You're Guilty!

A thrilling detective noir with
the greatest twist of all time.

Spoiler. The detective did it.

Move it.
What about my Western?
Saddle Dance.

Cowboys bringing justice
to a lawless land.

Gunslingers galore! Pew, pew!

Romance on the prairie.

Enough of this nonsense!

I'm putting my movie in
and nobody can stop me.

But we don't even
know what it is.

It's an awesome surprise.

Titans, stop!

This always happens.

Don't you see? Whether we watch
kung-fu or war epics, or whatever,

movie night is
about togetherness.

Robin's right, yo.
I'll just put this back

and we can all just chillz out
and talk it through.

What did you do?

Uh, uh, don't panic.

Nobody panic!
Everybody stop panicking!

Ahh! Movie night is ruined!

Not if we retrieve
the second television.

We have another television?

Yes, in the basement. The one from
when we defeated the Control Freak.

We know what you're planning.

Right. New mission.

Find the second TV.
Titans, to the basement!

Man, I hate it down here.

Indeed. It is abandoned
and without the happy feeling.

The TV's bound to be in one of these.
Check 'em all.

That's just my meat locker.

Gonna get my barbecue on later.

See? Hot dogs.


Perhaps the television
will be in the next one.

Turn on the light, turn on the light!

Turn off the light,
turn off the light!

Whose adorable babies are these?

Oh, that's just my creepy doll collection.

Uh, I think we should
keep moving.


It's gotta be the last door.


What? Are you kidding me?

Relax. I trapped a demon
down here years ago.

Hey, Ted.

Why is the television
full of the snow?

- Leave, snow.
- It must not be hooked up right.

Bad booyah!
It's a mess of cables back there.

It's like a spaghetti explosion
but I don't want to eat it.

Titans! New-new mission!

We need to fix the TV, or
there will be no movie night

or any TV ever again.

I've got this, guys.
But if I'm gonna pull this off,

I'll need every gadget I've got.

Quantum color bar analyzer.

Proton cable grapple gun.
Hey, my little buddy.

Go, Rex, monkey, go!

Beast Boy, do you copy?

Follow the cables down until you
find the video auxiliary ports.

Uh. I can't steal it, yo.
I didn't train for all this.

Get a hold of yourself, man.

Movie night depends on you.

Just cut the red wire.


Oh, man! You cut
the wrong one.

Huh. I wonder what
that went to.

- Warning. Power grid down.
- All jail cells opening.

Oh, no!
The aspect ratio matrix
has been disrupted.

If you don't cut the right wire in
10 seconds, the TV's gonna blow.

Ahh! What? There's too many!

Beast Boy, if you don't
step up and make the call,

our night's gonna be ruined.


The Beast did it.

Guys, guys!
I did it!

Does that mean
we get to watch my movie?

Please, please, please!
It's super dope!

Fellas, the TV box is stuck
in black and white mode.

Wait. Where's the remote?

Somebody must have given
it the old 23 skidoo.

A missing controller, eh?
Sounds like a case that need cracking.

I knew trouble came in
all shapes and sizes,

and I spotted it the second
it walked through my door.

The kid was in over his head.
He had a face with a smirk
and legs for days.

Hey, looks. I'm an ostrich.

Also, I want you to help
me find a remote.

I quit taking cases like
these a long time ago.

But I got nothing else to do.

Sweet. Thanks, mama.

First thing, I hit up the usual suspects.

Pounded the pavement.

Hey! I just paved
that pavement!

What do you want?
I didn't see nothing, see.

Hey, dish slinger.
Why don't you sling me some truth?

What do you know about
missing remotes?

I ain't no squealer.

I was getting so close
I could smell it.

And it smelled like dookie.

Spill it, Red.

I do not understand
what we are doing.

But I believe I saw the
remote behind the microwave.


Ha! We did it, kid.

We sure did. Or should I say, "I did"?

Now hand over that remote.

Nice and slow like.

My butt's got an itchy trigger.

Why? How could you?

I don't knows. I probably
could have just done it myself.

But nothing makes sense
in this crazy world.

Slow your roll, pilgrims.

What? That remote's mine!

No way!
He stole it from me.

Looks like we got ourselves
an old-fashioned standoff.


Enough of this.
This squabbling ends now.

As do your lives.

I have come from far-off lands to
eat your face like the omelet.

I have trained
my whole life for this.

My father will be avenged.

My chi is strong.
My face punches are stronger.

There's something very wrong with my mouth.
I should see a doctor.

Mantis kick!

Whining dog!

Crying serpents.

Ugly bear.

Yo, this TV has buttons.

Good booyah! Finally!

Let's get
this movie night started.

But what about
the popping of the corn?

Beast Boy, this is taking
a really long time.

- You set the timer, right?
- Yeah, bro.

40 bags, three hours.
I've doubled the maths, yo.

That's not even close to right.

Get down!

Ahh! Hot kernels!

We're pinned down, man!

It's a madhouse of buttery
brutality out there!

I just want to go home
to my mama!

Oh. Hey, mama.

Toaster in the hole!

- I need a mirror.
- Hey!

- Ow!
- Okay, Titans!

We gotta take that hill now!
Together, as a team!

If not for us,
if not for our children,

then for every other
bored roommate out there

with nothing to do on a Friday night!

Titans, go!


- Robin!
- Starfire!

- That was very stupid.
- I know.

We're going to carry
on without you.

It's okay.

- Carry on without me.
- I just said that.

Pretty dramatic, right?

Not really!

We're almost there!
We're almost there, we're almost there!


Looks like...

I won't get there in one piece.

Promise me, you'll save
a seat on that couch for me.

Yeah, I dids it!
I saved the day!

Well, Beast Boy, since
you saved movie night,

we can watch your movie tonight.

Yeah, yeah!
You guys are gonna love this!

It's a special edition,
super director's cut.

♪ Now everyone knows my dance is tight ♪

♪ 'Cause it's BB's movie night ♪

♪ No frights, no fights, just popcorn bites ♪

♪ Everybody watch BB's movie night ♪

- ♪ Uh, uh, yeah! ♪
- ♪ Uh, uh, yeah! ♪

Uh, stop. All of that for this?

Next week, we're doing board games.

- ♪ Uh, uh ♪
- ♪ Uh, uh ♪

- ♪ Uh-uh-uh, uh-uh, uh! ♪
- ♪ Uh-uh-uh, uh-uh, uh! ♪